Circling Back - New Logo Alert & Californian Texans

Episode Date: January 25, 2021

Squad just mobbing on a Monday. The rumors are true: Yes, we have a new logo. We also go through our Weekends in Fun, an insufferable Californian who moved his family to Texas and went viral over it, and whether or not we need to all be on the Clubhouse app. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (14:05) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (32:23) New Logo Alert (41:02) California Guy Moves To Texas (56:01) We Clubhouse App Boys? (1:07:06) Will’s Breaking News Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (STELLA20 for 20% off) Ritual: www.ritual.com/circlingback (10% off first three months) Indochino: www.indochino.com (STEAM for $30 off $399+ purchase) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge. My name is Will DeFries to my right Dave rough Got some big news very excited to announce today. I Guess I'll just do it right now. I air fried some wings yesterday. What? Are you serious? I brought the air fryer back out. You're back on your bullshit. Dude, Dave, people are gonna stop listening after they heard the big news. Well, that's it. Thoughts? Oh, Dylan's got something on his phone right now.

What thoughts do you have, Logan? What'd you say? What? I really didn't hear what you said. Oh, that's probably fine. I know what he said. He said that you have thoughts on your phone. Oh, I was making a thoughts joke, said. Oh, that's probably fine. I know what he said. He said that you have thoughts on your phone. Oh, I was making a thoughts joke, too. We'll beat you to it. Same page, but different.

Was it the delay got you again? We're going the same way, but we're riding different waves. You know what I'm saying? Let's get knuckles on that. Okay. That was the most hesitant knuckles I've had in a really long time. We just knuckled up. Dylan Shivery in the building.

Hey, everybody. Your resident big bag of nothing. I'm just kidding. I don't know why. This is not nice, man. First of all, we're friends. Your resident big bag of nothing. Dude, we're such good friends that we had beers on Friday. Imagine.

Imagine getting beers in this climate. I wish I would have came by. No, we're actually glad that you didn't. No offense. Actually, to be fair, had you come by, we wouldn't have been able to get a table. Yeah. Because we got a nice little table in the corner that was for two people. Easy tiger.

Set away from everybody. Plus, we got to talk a lot of shit about you without you being there. Mm-hmm. And trust me, there was a lot to cover, David. That's fine. I was working on my game. Your game's trash, dude. At least I try.

We're being the lead here. You bitch. So give us the process of these wings that you air fried. Oh, man. Where do I begin Did you use a sauce A dry rub Like Um

Did you mash that That ranch Or blue cheese button Like what's the deal No ranch No blue cheese Give us the deets bitch Do a proprietary rub

No you don't Yes I do And I like to Yeah but what did you do To the wings Douse them in olive oil Come on Hey did you use the rub wings? Douse them in olive oil. Come on.

Hey, did you use the rub that I got you at the Nashville airport? No, espresso coffee rub on wings didn't sound great. I agree. You just want to give that back to me. No, I agree with Dave. I agree with Dave. You can't espresso rub wings. I'm saving it for a special occasion. Okay.

Why do you say- Okay. What? No, nothing. Go ahead. And then I do my proprietary blend of, uh, herbs, spices. I have, um, nine of them. It's proprietary anyway. And then I air fry them about eight minutes aside, flip them. I did three batches. Uh, I'd say two of the three were remarkable. One of the three was just good. And then we did some brussies, which I can talk to you offline about that because I know you're a big Brussels sprout guy. Did you also do the brussies in the air fryer? Yes. I have a new way

of doing brussies that I think is going to be the way that I do them from here on out. Tell me about them. You cut it in half and you put it on a hot pan with maybe some balsamic or something and you put them all face down. Cook them for a very short period of time at a high heat. And they come out tasting real good in a very low effort. Huh. We had never tried it before, but we were like, all right, we're kind of in time crunch right now. Let's do this.

Boom. Brussies out the wazoo. Interesting. I don't hate it. How do you do? You just microwave your Brussels sprouts, right? Yeah. Don't you just eat them raw?

I put them in the toaster. It works pretty well. Because you're just eating them raw. They're like donut holes for you. By the way, I have a toaster oven, and it's awesome. I use it all the time. Toaster ovens are an underrated thing. They're super dope.

When Dave said he got a microwave, I was like, on the low, I was like, damn, should he have considered a toaster oven? They're mega dope. Can you boil water in one? Yeah, it's just awkward because it like evaporates that's weird well that's the whole purpose of me boy uh getting the microwave dude you should that's how you boil your water just get an electric kettle dog i am actually i actually am i don't i meant to ask you which one you have because there's a there's one that's like very very cheap and then there's one that's like not cheap but it's in the $50 range. And I'm just like, is it worth it?

Put the thing down, flip it, and boil it. Boil it. Right. I don't know. If I were you, I'd probably just go with the Amazon Basics. $2647 in and out the door. I got a problem with Amazon Basics

they just they find out like what products are like killing it on the website like oh we can make this and sell it for 6 bucks cheaper yeah

and it's the exact same shit they're too powerful man big tech they're too powerful wow you're saying you don't like big tech I'm just saying I'm just saying

it's hard for the little guy Dave and you know what I love the little's hard for the little guy, Dave. And you know what? I love the little guy. Who's the little guy in this scenario? Small business, Dave. Why don't you just start doing it? I don't have the means to just reproduce everything that exists in the world

and sell it at a cheaper price. You know what I mean? What if Jeff Bezos had that mentality when he started in that garage? I don't know. Yeah, garage? I don't know. Yeah, exactly. I don't know, man. Gosh, dude. Shido would be disgusted with how little you want to grind right now.

You don't have the hustler's mentality. I have enough hustle in me. You haven't been grinding all your life. Okay. I really enjoyed Shido's bit all weekend of just being in the hustle mentality. My only issue with it is why was he doing bicep curls? He should be doing only compound lifts. Does he not know about arms?

Oh. You got to text him. You got to text him. I think my arm's about to get too big. I might need to back off the curls and shit. Yeah, you look pretty stupid. Yeah. It's just getting out of control.

Did you not go with the shacket today because there's a high of 75 in the forecast? It's a little warm. Yeah. Yesterday was downright balmy. Yeah, it was foggy. It was a weird one. Fogs. Fred on good, sir. I have an Amazon Basics

step trash can in my kitchen, and it's awesome. It's perfect. We're back to that? So you're going to rain on their parade? No, I'm saying I fell victim to what I'm – I'm part of the problem. We've known that for a while. That's kind of just an overlying thing. They make a fine product, you know?

Anyway. What do you think should happen? Tell us. The Justice Department should break them up? I don't know, Dave. I don't have a solution. anyway what do you think should happen the justice department should break them up I don't know Dave I don't have a solution they have a monopoly

on business that's short for solution I don't have a solution to the problem I'm just acknowledging that there is one and you're part of it Bezos man

you're disgusting Jeff Bezos murdered Barnes and Noble for real they still exist yeah but like Jeff Bezos, man. You're disgusting. Jeff Bezos murdered Barnes & Noble. For real? They still exist. Yeah, but like under, like the zombie version. I got a book from Barnes & Noble for Christmas, and it came with a gift receipt. And I thought to myself, like, man, I just don't know if it's good for my mental health to go to a Barnes & Noble right now.

What gift was it? The gift of book. It wasn't the eye roll or eye blink guy or dude you order a book on amazon it's there in like 15 minutes acknowledge the joke i didn't get the joke because i don't say it that way so it was difficult for me to put i know i said it the wrong way should have said jif no that's not that's incorrect that's a that's a peanut butter. A jif. My favorite peanut butter, actually.

Extra crunchy. Wow, dude, you really splurge. Sorry I don't buy $15 natural peanut butter, David. I buy the Central Market brand. I'm surprised you don't buy the Amazon basic peanut butter. You basic bitch. What's the worldwide split of crunchy versus smooth peanut butter? Like how many bite? Yeah. It's probably...

Crunchy people ride harder for crunchy than smooth people ride for smooth. But I still feel like it's more of a 30-70 split still. I don't get the creamy people. I don't get it. What are you doing? Just get crunchy. That's not what I heard. The creamy people. I prefer crunch. Probably 30% do crunchy. I just said that. That's not what I heard. The creamy people. I prefer crunch. I prefer crunch.

Probably 30% do crunchy. I just said that. Did you? The same number? Yeah. I didn't even hear you, dog. It's weird because you're sitting right there doing a podcast with him. Do you not listen to me at all?

Absolutely not. I'm sorry. I'll start. I've got this ear thing and the delay. It's throwing me off. I do got the ear thing still. Did you make an appointment? I don't care.

I'm going to. I don't care about your ear thing anymore. You should, man. No, you've done so little to actually... You're just doing it for sympathy at this point. I got some drops at CVS. I'm going to call you the ear simp. Guess what?

The drops aren't working. Who would have thought? What other work? Maybe a doctor and a medical professional. They're like unclogging ear drops for ear infections. Oh, okay. They get moisture. You should have gone to Amazon

basics ooh that's good yeah some some Bezos drops maybe it'll fucking instill some hustlers mentality in your ass do you think they want to call it Amazon bays like Bezos eggs but then like they're like dude Jeff chill like Jeff we got this is where we draw the line yeah Jeff you started the company but we're taking it to new levels some programming notes to get out of line. Yeah, Jeff, you started the company, but we're taking it to new levels. Some programming notes to get out of the way. Go follow Circling Back Pod and Watch Media on the Grom. Just doing numbers.

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Also, Friday voicemails, baby. You know what it is. Call in 888-618-4422. Again, 888-618-4422. Our Patreon's busted right now. It only took me two years to get that memorized. Pretty good. Do you remember the touching bass one?

No. Not at all. I don't either. I remember all my friends from childhood. It's a good LCD sound system. Yeah, for sure. Anything else in the official announcements? Do you have any announcements you'd like to make, Dylan?

Well, I was saying our Patreon is busting right now. People are in and staying. And see what the hype's about. I'm just saying. Just go mash it. Go check it out. Go mash it. You really built the hype.

Yeah, I know. Hype train. That's not going to sell you. You're never going to subscribe. You're saying it's the clubhouse of paid subscriptions. I'm on clubhouse already. Dude, shut up. You didn't know what clubhouse was five minutes ago.

And I'm on Raya. I had a clubhouse in my backyard. It's a dating app, isn't it? Yeah, but it's only for. Dude, shut up. You didn't know what Clubhouse was five minutes ago. And I'm on Raya. I had a Raya Clubhouse in my backyard. It's a dating app, isn't it? Yeah, but it's only for really influential, famous people like me. Are you actually on Raya? No. Why? I don't know much about Raya, honestly.

Raya! And plus, I don't want the kind of person who's on Raya. Like, you know? Because they hustle? No, it's like girls are looking for like... For what? Influential people. What's wrong with that?

How do you know it's not guys looking for influential people? You think it's just girls out there? No, no, no. I'm saying the kind of person who goes on that app is like... Antiquated takes. It's probably not going to be into the same shit I'm into. 1950s Dylan. What are you...

You're into posting thirst traps and making Brussels sprouts. These girls are perfect for you. See, you want it both ways. You want to dabble in the bougie lifestyle. I'll put that in my Raya or Raya bio. Nobody knows. Raya. Raya.

Raya. Let's recap this week and have fun. Presented to you by Roback. I don't know what I'm saying, yeah. Let's recap this week and have fun. Presented to you by Roback. I know what I'm saying, though. Stella 20 for 20% off of everything you want on here. I'm looking at their QZs right now because it's been a minute since I've dabbled in these. They got some new stripey boys that I'm a very big fan of. People won't stop talking about the QZs, but I'm all in on the hoodies right now.

I'm all in. I need to hear more about the stripey boys. Dude, the Blue Ridge? The Red Stripe? Oh, shit. Did theyy boys. The Blue Ridge? The Red Stripe? Oh, shit! Can they do a Wilmans one with the Red Stripe? Dude, they have to. Where were we when we just started drinking Red Stripes? I think you and I

were just at... Was it like one of the golf tournaments or something? Who does that? Yeah, Dave and I went in on Red Stripes at one point. Are they good? I don't think I've ever had one. Yeah, dude. Of course they're good. Yeah, they're pretty good. It's Australian for beer, right? What's your problem?

Hoodies, too, though. Can we just start the whole pod over? Dylan's really just... Stella 20. Shots to Stella. Why does the... Did you... That's your dog.

Did you fly there and model these on their website? Yes. Like, you could convince me that... Is this not these on their website? Yes. Like, you could convince me that – is this not Dylan on their website modeling this? That person has better lats. Show me. The lat game is very similar. But, like, look at the beard down. That could be you.

That guy is in great shape, just like me. That could be you. He's even got a little nipple showing like you. You know I've got the nipples popping at all times, dude. What does Dylan do first? Does he go to the doctor to see if he can get his nipples removed first, or does he get his ear checked out? I'm keeping my nips, man.

Just because they're always harder than they're not dope. In case you need to feed? They're dope nips. They're just rock hard, man. I don't know what to do. What, Randy? Randy, put your fucking pen down, dude. Jeez, okay. she's okay notes over

there like a dork or hold on hold on why why equals mx plus b can you repeat that last joke i don't know why we're ripping him he's literally doing his job nerd shit hold on hold on what's the exponent how do you add an exponent stella 20 for everything you need off of Robeck. No one writes anymore. No one uses a pen, you know? People on TikTok. Oh, no, Randy does.

Except for Randy. Yeah, I put our calendar together. What are you doing, dude? Hey. What, dude? We didn't even talk about the new logo. Dude, we'll talk about the new logo in a sec after this weekend of fun. Good call. I'm looking at the rundown. I didn't see it on there. It. Dude, we'll talk about the new logo in a sec after this weekend. The episode's not over, David.

I'm looking at the rundown. I didn't see it on there. It's getting added to the rundown right now. Dylan, what'd you do this weekend, my man? Wow, thank you for asking, man. Gosh. Friday, I met up at Easy Tiger with my good friend Will DeFreeze, who's sitting to my right. We got a couple beers.

Very enjoyable. Dude, beers with the boys. Yeah. Believe it or not, I went to Easy Tiger again the next night. With who? I had a very casual little date, actually. Went on a date with a very nice young lady. Did she listen to the pod?

No. Does she know what you do for a living? We had a conversation over a beer, so yeah. Did she say, like, how do you make money? Is that like the radio? We did talk about all that, yeah. Did you tell her how much money you made? She knew what I did, but she didn't know any details about, like,

and she had never listened to an episode she said. Yeah, right. She's probably a real mommy. Very nice young lady, like I said. What was that? That was it. What did you just do? What?

I didn't hear it. I saw the light up. Are you doing the dirty one? Lord have mercy, I'm about to bust. Oh, no. Come on. There's no busting. That's too far. All beers, no busting?

You're saying she was busted? No. Don't do this. I thought you said she was very pretty. She might list. Sorry. She's pretty. What's her name?

Say her. Give us her first and last name and her at. I'm not saying a name. Like I said, a very casual thing. It's not a big deal. How casual? Like you wore a t-shirt i wore a you wear the shacket i didn't i didn't shack it oh so you didn't you didn't want a second dude you fight oh my god i didn't want her all you didn't want a second day i didn't want her all over me in public would have been it would have been embarrassing unbelievable l you just can't stop taking L's. I don't think that's accurate. No, it's not.

Yeah. So what's her name? So you just drank beer. I'm not saying her name. What's your Instagram at? I'm not doing any of that. So you just drank beers with the boys and the girl all weekend? She asked me out, so I'll say that.

Very bold. I like that. Saturday's for the girl. Yeah. Wow. She asked me out. Interesting. Easy Tiger?

Easy Tags, I call it. Where all sitting beer garden or uh right right burt i know this is not gonna be anything to you or anybody else but we're we're willing i said right table wow that's a that's a vip table uh it was like inside but not inside it was like under the the uh it's covered the covering thank you yeah it's outdoor but covered which is good because the covered the covering thank you yeah it's outdoor but covered which is good because the weather wasn't great Saturday out but in day right it was misting on us wait what's your day with a girl yeah cuz Saturday's are make sense for the boys what you just play? It's called Ants Marching. That's sick. And Sunday I got parks.

And we had a very chill. The weather was just shit. We didn't get this pandemic. We were just stuck inside all day. It was kind of lame. So we played some games. If you were living in Austin yesterday and you, like, went out and did stuff, like, in the fog and everything, like, what were you doing? Yesterday was, like, one of the cozier days. Yeah, we had two fog and everything. Like, what were you doing? Yesterday was, like, one of the cozier days.

Yeah, and we had two football games on. Like, what are you doing? We did the big games. Did you watch the big games? I did watch the big games, yeah. We will discuss that on Too Much Dip later today, folks. Yeah, Parks and I, we invented this dinosaur game that we like to play. Like, you create, like, your team of dinosaurs, and they fight each other.

And he has a lot of fun playing it. Who was on your team? We played a bunch of times. So all the big dogs I picked. The retied T-Rex is trash, though. Like such as? I'm sorry? You wanted to name the dinosaurs?

Yeah, you said the big dogs. I want to hear about them. The big dogs. T-Rex. You said there's a dinosaur in front of to name the dinosaurs? Yeah, you said the big dogs. I want to hear about them. The big dogs. T-Rex. You said there's a dinosaur in front of that one, Dave? Yeah. The Spinosaurus, the Mosasaurus. I was even the Dilophosaurus a couple of times

because it has the venom that it shoots out. You don't know shit about the venom. Dude, I know a lot about venom. Big Spider-Man guy. Anyway. He won most of the games, though. They really botched the Venom movie, didn't they? Didn't even know they made one.

Right, Randy? He says okay. Randy says off mic. Anyway, that's my weekend in front. It was a good one. Well, I'm glad you had a good weekend. Thanks, David. Dave sounded like he had a little more inconveniences in his weekend.

David Dave sounded like he had a little more inconveniences in his weekend I hit some balls on Friday which is why I couldn't uh join uh Dub Boys for some beer I almost killed you why because you thought I played because when you sent the text of of your range shut up I thought you were warming up to maybe go play a quick round and as someone who said on Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday like, what if we play golf on Friday? I was just ready to pounce. Yeah. Yeah. You were going to – even if you did play like nine that day,

like don't ever tell me because, like, I was H for golf on Friday. No, no, no. I had a little session out there. Friday night didn't do anything really. What did I do Friday night? Oh, I watched the Mavs. I followed some hockey. I think the Stars played too. Yeah, I watched the Stars? I watched the Mavs. Falled some hockey. I think the Stars played too.

Yeah, I watched the Stars. 2-0 in the season. Undefeated. Saturday was a different story. I noticed the night before my wife's tire was low. And it was all the way flat the next morning. You know, it gets cool at night, so it's not great. Did you catch a nail somewhere?

What happened? Big nail. Big nail. Maybe a hammer and a nail? Just a nail. You think someone hammered a nail into her tire? Maybe they were stacking bales and they just got wild with it.

What? What are you doing? It's a Ryan Bales song. I'm towing a line right now. Remember Ryan Bales? There's so many references. That was Cody Brown's band. Oh, really? Not to be confused with the zach brown band nobody's gonna hear understand that that's very also there is a a cody brown band but it's not our cody brown it's a different cody brown

that's a bummer because our cody brown's the man yeah he's a schwab's guy he's he's the schwab he is the original schwab he got he got so many free schwabs back in the day. I never paid for a meal in college. You guys were handing out schwabs like they were going out of style. So I was like, all right, I'm going to change this tire manly Saturday, whatever. Took my shirt off, went out there. I didn't take my shirt off. It was kind of cool.

Oh, damn. Jacked the thing up. Gross. Trying to get the old lug nuts off. Couldn't get it to budge. I think they were corroded on. I went down to the toys, got some WD-40, greased them up. Didn't work.

You should have just had me come over, dude. No. I got younger. By the way, we're having a slip and slide at my 40th birthday party. That's all done with WD-40. Oh, Will DeFreeze 40. Mm-hmm. Been thinking about this for years.

I'm not going to slide on the slide, but I'll go to your party. Once you see me cruise down that thing, you're going to be like, fuck, alright, I'm popping top. I've got to slide on this thing. Oh, man. Did the WD-40 work. My kid's going to be five at that thing. Just raising hell.

I'm going to be completely bald. Parks is going to drive to that thing. He'll be like 30. I still got six years. He told me he was applying for his hardship. Really? Yeah. There's no kids allowed at my 40th birthday party. Oh, sorry, Dylan and me.

All right. We're checking IDs. Randy's going to be checking IDs on the way in. You must be having all your IDs. Saturday's for the adults. Not the kids. So I couldn't get it off, so I had to tuck my tail.

I had to text the neighbor. You're getting it off. Lord have mercy, I'm about to bust. What else happened with your stupid tire, dude? It was my wife's tire. I couldn't get the thing off and had the neighbor's college, you know, he's out of college. He's like 23.

He came over to help me try to get this thing off. He couldn't get it to budge either, which made me feel good. I was like, I know, I mean, he probably outweighs me by 40 pounds. Big kid. I couldn't get to budge. Neither could he. We're both looking at each other like, what the fuck?

I'm surprised you even had him over. Because nobody likes him. Because he's 23. Okay. That went over my head. That was good. That was good, and you deserve better. You deserve better.

Let me ask you a question. Before you started to crank on this thing, was it off the ground? No. Well, I tried it both ways. You loosen it while it's on the ground. You try to loosen it, then you pop it up and get the tire out. Okay. I'm making sure you did it the right way.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Although it shouldn't matter, right? It matters. Why? Because there's a little give in that wheel when it's off the ground, you know? Yeah. It's harder to get leverage.

Like a wagon wheel. And, yeah, then his dad came over with a better tool the big axe one we were able to get it off and but basically it was what should have been like a 30 minute deal was about a two hour deal between that and having to drive to discount tire you should have just taken it to the red bull pit crew they would have done it in like 1.8 seconds. It was completely flat. They're so fast, dude. That's how it sounds. Yeah. I'm talking F1. This weekend in F1. Boom.

Whole new set. Saturday night, watch the fight. I'm sad I didn't have you all over, but I wasn't feeling it, man. No, it's pretty cool that you had that whiskey with the artist that was given to the group. But it's not a big deal. I only had a little bit. It's not a big deal.

Shout out to our backer friend who sent it to us. Hey, can I get it? Chris Hancock. Speaking of, what's the fella's name? What's his name? I was laughing at something else, Dave. What? Tell me what.

At Jack Joso? G-I-O-S-S-O. However you say that. Joso. Who sent us the homemade wine. I got into it over the weekend. And boy, let me tell you. Oh, wow. It is legitimately very, very good.

Would love to have some. I guess I didn't get the nod on that. He legit sent us all a bottle. So you should. I never got mine. No, it's not true. I got mine. It's very good.

It's in my wine cellar that I made. Thank you, Jack, for true i got mine uh it's very good it's in my wine salad i made thank you jack for the wine crushed it sorry to hijack your shit did you get strawberry wine like strawberry wine 17 jesus i didn't know how many people knew that song it's a great song. Deanna Carter? I think it is much bigger in Texas than it is in the North because I had never heard that song before. And I was at a bar one time when it came on in Houston and every single person in the bar started belting it out together.

And I felt like an alien. That's annoying though. It was terrible. It's a good song and people butcher it. It was terrible how everyone started singing it. But I was just sitting there and I was like, did I miss out on – am I in a flash mob right now? What's going on? Did you do the fake sing where you just kind of mouth along and like look around?

Yeah, but like the third chorus, I was like, strawberry wine. That's my singing voice. It always makes me think of my roommate having sex in college to that song, which I think I explained on this podcast before. One of our podcasts. Was that his closing anthem? Dude, he would just go into his room in our apartment and just blare the song. And then you hear faint sounds of panting underneath the... Ew, panting?

Very loud. You know what I mean. Like sex sounds. They were engaging. Moaning. They were fornicating in there. Is that the song Mariano came out to in the ninth? Is this a closer song?

I don't believe so. I could be wrong. Anyway. Didn't he come out to Inner Sandman? No, that was, what's his name? Trevor Noah? No. What's that dude's name?

Trevor Noah no what's that dude's name he threw the he was a he threw a bunch of change ups as a closer but he was fucking dominant

I forgot his name is this song what I think it's about any strawberry wine yeah is it about wine yeah like she was 17

started hooking up with this dude when he was in college like oh TFM I don't know if that plays there but just saying dude he might no i don't know what is it about that that's the first verses second verse goes on a little bit further in life you know it's a concept song it tells a story it's. I actually don't even know if that's true. I just read the first verse. It's okay.

Dude, I had a big weekend. Big weekend. Oh, yeah. I forgot about you. Had beers with Dylan on Friday. We had some good conversation, too. Yeah, we did, I guess. It was fine.

I don't care. It was fine. I talk to you every day. Just building on this friendship, man. It's crazy. It was date night. Sal and I went on a date. We had some sushi.

You know your boy ate something he's never eaten before? What was it? It's called uni. Are you familiar with uni? Is that the one that makes you horny? Apparently, it's an aphrodisiac. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What's so horny about it?

But apparently, I also drank an entire bottle of sake at dinner. So things weren't happening after. You were double horny? No, I was just really tired and full. Pretty drunk. You were trying to get some sake this weekend, weren't you?. You were double horny? No, I was just really tired and full. Pretty drunk. You were trying to get some sake this weekend, weren't you? Did you end up going anywhere? Somebody's sake!

That's what I said to the waitress. She was like, what? It's a nice place and you said that? Mm-hmm. I was trying to go viral. I had Randy there too in the corner taping it. It didn't really work out. They actually asked me to leave so I couldn't eat.

Didn't go well. Yeah, do you know what uni is? It's the edible part of a sea urchin, Dylan. Yeah, and it's, like you said, an aphrodisiac. Yeah, I didn't know what it was before I ordered it, and guess what it's made from? It's the gonads of a sea urchin. No kidding? Yeah, your boy was eating gonads on Friday.

Gonads is one people don't use enough. Dude, it was swag, though. Sea urchin has gonads? Yeah, it's the only edible part. For real? Mm-hmm. Imagine that. That's weird, huh?

Kicking your boy in the nads is objectively funny. Yes. Absolutely not. It is. Right in the nards. What's funnier, kicking your boy in the nads or running him over with your golf cart? What if you ran him over with your golf cart? Ooh.

What if you ran him over with a golf cart and then you ran up to him and just kicked him right in the nads? As he lies there dying. Yeah. Yeah, with a fractured clavicle. He's just bleeding out for his leg. I have internal bleeding. And you just de-tap him? Your boy's just laying on the ground.

It's like, what? Dude, one sec. I'm sending this to Dylan to post on TFM. That's a friendship ruiner, man. Don't do that. He loses control of his bowels, and you just go, oh, doorknob. Doorknob was the ruthless game. There's nothing worse than doorknob.

No, and if someone did it in the basement and you had to get to the stairs, it was over for that dude. He was getting punched in the nuts numerous times. Clowder got it bad one time. It was like a gauntlet he had to run through and everybody was just throwing haymakers at his arms it is not good it's not good uh then saturday as i said i drank a little too much on friday so i took it a little easy on saturday i was gonna hit up dave to go watch the fight and get get a little wild but I was feeling a little tired, so I settled in. I ended up watching the fight at our place with Micah

and just kind of enjoyed it. Your place? No, Micah's place. So... Micah has a much larger place. He was able to get it, though? Like... Because that was a fiasco. Not really. We did purchase it numerous times, or at least attempt to. And then

finally, Micah had just said screw this we're just going to do it this way and uh we ended up just illegally streaming it to his television and i will say the quality might have been better than the quality that we would have gotten from actual espn plus espn plus has issues they had issues that night but even before like i've it times out quite a bit for me issues andues. And then we also did some furniture shopping, which is the least fun thing in the world. Didn't you get stopped on the street by a listener? Or was that last week? No, that was last week.

Shouts to Adam. New Austin resident. Orthodontist. Californian? Major shouts. Hard to say. Hard to say. What are you doing here?

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New Logie for the boys. New Logie for the boys, he says. We're the boys and we have a new logo. So yeah, the new logo is for the boys. Yeah. We've gone through some changes facially. Dave has a mustache now. I see no changes.

You don't wear glasses. Stuff like that. That's just the way it is. I'm just generally more handsome. And so we had to sharpen up mine too. Everyone says that, yeah. So I'm just repeating what people are saying. This is seriously your horniest episode.

TBH, I've been kind of aged lately. Bonk. Ooh, you got him. Dude, i think it's because i've been drinking really makes my ship just pop wait i thought you got beers with will i mean like oh before that and then you literally got beers like the surgery it had been three weeks before i just said you're a sober weeknight january i'm getting back i'm getting back on the sober come up with that i took a weekend off of being sober January? I'm getting back on the sober train. Did you come up with that? I took a weekend off of being sober, and now I'm getting back on the train. Dude, Monday through Thursday, actually Sunday through Thursday, if you see me drinking, it's not me. It could not be me in January.

I heard rumors flying about you maybe having a beer while dropping into Verdansk with the boys the other night. Is that true? It's crazy how Dave's only drinking like 60% of the month now. Wow, look at this guy trying to make me feel bad. No, it's cool. It's cool what you're doing, man. No, it's cool, dude.

It's really inspirational. If people were going to gyms at like the clip they were for like any other January, Dylan would be the guy complaining about how the gym's just like too packed. Too packed? I agree. Like, God, these people got a lot of nerve. West Coast, man. I'm an East Coast rap guy.

Everyone knows that. I do. Please. West Coast, man. I'm an East Coast rap guy. Everyone knows that. I do. Please. Except for Snoop. I was going to say, you ride too hard for Snoop. I know, I know. If Snoop heard you say that, he'd be pissed. I know, I know.

I'm sorry. New logo, though. We got Dave with a mustache. We filled in Dylan's beard a little bit, which might have been generous on our part. It was generous, but you know what? I appreciate it. Let's go through the comments. We filled in my beard a little bit. are people are saying that i look depressed and or

psychotic in mind guys all we did all we did for mine was fill in my beard appropriately and uh remove my glasses actually you also requested uh bags under your eyes i took them out because it made me look too old oh yeah yeah well i think you should have left them in. This is my personal opinion. So now, once again, I'm the only one with bags. Why is this? Learn how to work Photoshop like me and just take them out. Oh, you can't. Loser.

It's funny because you've never secured a bag a day in your life. It's true. Only bags you've secured are under your eyes. That's cold, man. Oh, damn. That's biting. That's cold. I still look very handsome, though. You look better in this one than you do in the old one.

No offense to you. No offense to the old animated version of you. It's not offended. The original logo was done by our boy Alfonso. The update was done by our boy Ricky. Shouts to Ricky Prosper. Go follow him on the Grom. Add me on the Grom.

Ricky's the man, dude. He did it to him. He had to. That's his thing. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. He did a good job on my stom. Add me on the Grom. Ricky's the man, dude. He did it to him. He had to. That's his thing. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. He did a good job on my stache. I'll say that.

I was a little worried. Your beard is wild thick in here. Just mega thick. Look at it right now, dog. I think it's accurate. No, it is. I feel like... Get the stache on, Dave, man.

I wish yours was a little patchier. That's part of the allure for your beard. Right. I have a friend. His name's Kevin. He's been on our live stream before. He says that my beard is so bad that it's good, and I'm just going to go with it. I don't hate that take.

Yeah. It also helps that you're good-looking in other ways, so it's a lot easier. Let's get Nux on that. Come on. Nah, man. I already gave you a Nux, man. You're a little much. I already gave you a cross.

Well, we're too far away anyway. Yes. If I ever give you N head. You're a little much. I already gave you a cross. Too far away anyway. Yes. If I ever give you nucks, it'll be to your face. That's assault, brother. I only nuck until I buck. I really don't know what that means, actually. I'll show you later. Does it mean something, like dirty?

Nope. I'll show you later. Yeah, what were the top comments, Dave? Did you bring any of those up? Oh, no, sorry. I thought we were going to spare Dylan. Land of those up? Oh, no, sorry. I thought we were going to spare Dylan. Landry said generous handlebars, which, yeah.

Because mine don't really connect as much as the image would portray. You know what I'm saying? Fair, fair. Did Dylan get older, someone said, and it has been liked quite a bit. So that's okay. Somebody said, pardon me while I kiss these guys. That was washed menia. A lot of people saying, did Dylan get older? One guy said that.

Dylan's mustache doesn't connect that strong, which we'll see. A lot of people are... New will is unsettling, which I don't agree with. The beard is just, it's alpha beard. Ooh, people are really simping for slim will. It's not even that much slimmer of me. I feel like the glasses have a slimming effect when you take them off. Yeah, it's hard to say.

I would like more gray hair for Dylan, and I wouldn't mind a little for me. Even though I don't have that much, I kind of want to have that much. Just a little sprinkle. I'm dying so yeah i told dylan one time i had a new gray or had a new white hair in my mustache and i took it out because it was just like kind of egregious but i've decided i'm never doing that again i can see one thing to do did you pluck it i put in my scrapbook i don't know if you're serious no i don't have a scrapbook of my hair, David. David, why would you...

Is it that crazy that Will has a scrapbook? Of his fucking hair? Yeah. I don't know. I knew a dude who collected his fingernails. No. What? This is in like fifth grade.

He was a wild kid. Hopefully he's cut that out by now. I don't know. What did he do with those? He just had them. It was very gross. He probably like... Sucks on them.

Why would you suck on your own fingernails? I don't know. He's a freak. I don't know. Is it true that you sucked your own thumb until you were like 12? I still suck my thumb. He's got an oral fixation. Have you tried sucking your thumb in the last 10 years?

Yes, because Parks does it, and I make fun of him. I'm like, oh, look at me. And it's just gross. You make fun of your kid like that? Come on. Oh, yeah, big time. That's the relationship we have, though. It's funny.

I sucked my, not until I was 12, but I sucked my thumb, like, a little longer than most kids suck their thumbs. And so I randomly thought of it in the last, like, two years. And I was like, I wonder, like, why I like doing that so much. And I did it for, like, two seconds and was like, oh, my God. It's very weird. How do people do this? Like, why? I know why.

You know, sucking your thumb was the original jewel. Very swag. Think about it. Man, rest in peace, Larry King. Yes. That jewel meme that was going viral of him hitting the jewel was just great, though. There was a lot of good Larry King things going around on Twitter. It speaks highly to him that so many entertaining clips are out there of him,

like with big celebrities just having, I mean, kind of having fun. He's the goat of radio personalities. Gotta be. He's a king. Larry. He's married a few women in his day. Nine. Eight.

Some of them twice. Really? One of them twice. Okay, seven. Ish. A lot either way. Yeah. More? One of them twice. Okay, seven. Ish. A lot either way. Yeah. More than most.

King shit. The Seinfeld clip is all time. My favorite Larry King one is still just the, Larry, I'm on DuckTales. I don't have a private jet, Larry, sorry. Dylan's like, who's Larry King? Do you know who Larry King is? Of course I know who Larry King is, dude. RIP is dude RIP man oh wow that Norman Donald clip really funny I know you're talking about it but watch it a number of times it's just good it's

just good I'm so deep in the closet I'm not gonna admit it wait what go back if you're bored out there and you want to watch Larry King on Norm's podcast. It's on YouTube. Go watch it. It almost seems like he dug himself into that joke, but I know it was all planned out. He knew what he was going to say, but it seemed like he just backed into it accidentally. Yeah, he's the best.

His liver is amazing. What were we talking about, the new logo? Yeah, shots, the new logo. Look, it's good. And I know people get upset when you change logos. We once famously changed the PGP logo, and there was about a two-day period where I thought people were going to show up at the headquarters with pitchforks.

It was quite the pivot from sad guy at desk, as we called it, to cell phone. Yeah, heaven forbid we try to take the brand away from people being depressed about their lives and put it somewhere fun. We want to make it more of like more or less overtly depressing. Yeah. We want it to be like low key depressed. Yeah. Right.

Speaking about low key depressed. Can we talk about this dude from California that moved to Austin and then wrote the worst column in the history of man? Yeah, so if you watched our Too Much Sip livestream on Thursday night, you know that we got into this a little bit already. But it's so egregious, and it needs to be discussed here as well. Micah, this was built for Micah. Micah's the one, I'm pretty sure that Micah's the reason that this took off. He was on this early.

The day it was published, he was already going on and on about it. The headline is, I moved my family from California to Austin, Texas, and regretted it. Here are 10 key points everyone should know or everyone should consider before relocating. Funny enough, it's not 10 key points. It's 12. Oh, because as he notes on number 11 i couldn't just stop at 10 the jerk so whoever did the headline was like we can't put 12 more people are going to click 10 i don't know one of my one of my first days at grand x noted

content master jack hammer aka dan register told me he's like yeah no never making an even number i think that was i think that was a joe theory actually And as we know, Joe's the king of lists. Joe's the king. No one went viral as much as Joe did. Yeah. Dan told me, he's like, nah. Nah, I got to be 11. I mean, BuzzFeed does very obscure numbers, like 57 most whatever. I think I agree with that.

Unless it's 10. I think 10 is different than, like, 8. For me, and this might be why I was not good at what I did there. You were the headline king. Well, I always wanted to be different and I didn't want to sound like this. So I was always like, oh, let's do like 14 or like an obscure number, like edgier. So yes, we're providing you listicle content, but it's different. It's not like this other publication. And when we tweeted those out, like 14 you know, 14 blah, blah, blah,

everyone was like, God, these guys are so edgy. Dude, they don't give a fuck. They have sleeve tattoos probably. They did 14? I wonder why they included those extra four. What are those about? Wow. They're savages.

They're in Austin. They're fucking edgy. Yeah, so this guy basically talks about Austin like it's hell. Like it's hell. Yeah, so this guy basically talks about Austin like it's... Hell. Like it's hell. I've never seen somebody know so little about a place that they are moving and uprooting their family to. It just sounds like this man wasn't prepared.

What's weird is he starts off by saying that he lived in Northwest Austin, and then he said that his home was in Bee Cave. He lived in Wakeway. All you got to do is pull out a map, look at it, and be like, oh yeah, that is definitely not Northwest Austin. It is a suburb about 15 miles, like due West of Austin. So that's weird. My favorite is this. We thought living in Texas stuff would be cheap, but with so many people moving to Austin, the service industry is in red hot demand. Yeah. It's something you could have read about like anywhere.

You'd just do a little bit of research on the front end. He says the dumbest thing. So after he gets done bitching about how he went to a soccer game and there was a guy wearing a shirt that said stop moving to Texas there, he took that as a personal attack on him, not just a guy wearing a shirt that is a very common thing that people do in Texas. There are like bumper stickers everywhere in Texas that just say like, stop moving here. J-Bone will note that he once had his car parked on 6th Street and he had a, I believe a Florida or Wisconsin license plate. I don't know if J-Bone knows

where he's from at this point. Is he excited the Bucs are in the Super Bowl or is he pissed at the Packers? No, he is not pivoted back. It's tough because he pivoted knowing that the Packers would probably be the best team for a long time, and then they got beat yesterday. I applaud him for not switching back. I actually think it would be better if J-Bone immediately switched back with no remorse. I thought he would have. I couldn't believe it when I saw it. But after explaining all this, he's just bitching about everything.

He gets to the point where he just says, this is in the midst of talking about how San Diego has game-only soccer leagues for kids. And then he just says, the car washes were lame. Why you got to come at our car wash? Has he not been to the Dino car wash? Yeah, did you go to the Jurassic car wash one time? What's the problem? He complains about how it's too hot here and how everyone leaves for one to two months. Do you guys have friends that leave Austin

for one to two months every year? I don't. That must be nice. He complains about how much his water bill is. This entire thing is just a brag. This is just a stealth brag. Why do you have a pool and you're going to complain about the water? Dude, one of his complaints is titled Yelp. He complains about the Austin Yelp.

You're complaining about an app, my guy? It's an app, dude. Used by everybody. Yeah, it sounds like he didn't do his research on the weather. Something that's very, very easy to look up. And during this whole thing, he ignores that Austin is largely a transplant city. Whenever I tell people, like, I'm actually from, from Austin, they're like, oh, I've never met one of you before. So all these people he's saying that are rude and all this shit,

like he's describing people who have moved here just like him, who's just a total chotch. Austin is hot. It's not California hot. It's Texas hot. I mean, like get a Farmer's Almanac one time. One time. It's weird that a city in Texas would be Texas hot and not California hot.

Like who would have thought? He also moved from San Diego. What a dumbass. First of all, yes. Mistake numero uno. Why would you ever leave San Diego? I'm not saying you should just live in California. There's goods and bads about California, but

there's no bad about San Diego. Just live in San Diego, my guy. Don't move to Lakeway from San Diego and expect your life to improve. Seriously. Nowhere to go is one of his key points. He called Austin drivers reptilian brain terrible. That's just insulting. It's right, but

come on, dude. You don't have to say that in your column. What does that mean? I don't know. Why do you have to go with reptiles? Brett Alder. This guy stinks. Hey, Brett, you stink. He says, yeah, Yelp. There is good food in Austin, but you can't trust Yelp to find it because it doesn't work in Austin. We drove 40 minutes for good southern Indian food at a 4.5 star rated establishment.

It was one of the worst cervix experiences of my life. Why is that Yelp's fault? This guy's a moron. There's plenty of good Indian food places in Austin. I went to one recently, and it was absolutely incredible. Shouts to Clay Pitt. Who's he? He's the surfing version of Flounder.

All right, number eight. So pitted. Monoculture. In parts of Texas, it's not just a monoculture, but a monoculture that doesn't seem to be aware of its own blandness. And he's the wrong it, I should point out. Think about it. Are you ready to have your son judge based on his suitability for a football or a future career in football?

Yes. The Stu just watched Friday Night Lights. Absolutely. Like, that doesn't happen in Austin. Hey, let me tell you, bud. You probably moved to the wrong part of town if you don't want your son to be judged on football. BK is Westlake or Travis? Since moving to Austin, the hardest thing for me to get over is people knowing that I can't throw a football very far.

Doing that Grand X video, I did that for the content, but I knew it was going to tank my social stock in Austin. I thought you were going to move. Bullshit, dude. Even the valid points he makes, which there are a lot of things to criticize Austin for, his just underlying whininess is just unnecessary. There are no snowy mountains. Again. It's Texas, dog.

No raging rivers. Bro, Comal, Guadalupe? Float one time for me. Never been to River Raft Race? Okay. I don't think claiming there are no rivers in Texas is fair at all. I feel like there's a lot of good rivers here. There's literally a river running through the middle of the city.

What's your problem? I've been to a few rages on the river. Ever heard of the Colorado River? It's kind of big. Yeah. If you live in Austin, things don't change much in a seven-hour drive radius. That's not true. Hold on, what?

If you live in Austin, things don't change much in a huge seven-hour driving radius. So he's saying you could drive to Oklahoma in four hours. You could drive to Louisiana in four hours. And look, there are people who are going to listen to this and be mad. Like, oh, these guys are just riding hard for Texas. Actually, Randy's probably one of them. Like, oh, these guys are just riding hard for Texas. Actually, Randy's probably one of them.

But, like, Austin's not for everybody. No. We get it? No, there's plenty of reasons not to move him. But he's talking about it like it's Syria in the summertime. And the biggest thing is it's just this guy moved his family without doing homework, which is the most reckless thing ever. Because there's no – outside of maybe the Yelp thing, which is just insane, like all this stuff should be common knowledge.

Oh, he also moved his family to a 4,000-square-foot house with a sport court in the backyard. And one of his complaints is about how Texas is obsessed with big homes. Why didn't you get a smaller one, dude? Oh, and he just humble brags that he bumped into McConaughey in a flag football game. Yeah, cool. Oh, cool, man.

You're rubbing shoulders with A-listers. Yeah, it must be so fucking hard. He's probably like, yeah, in California, I rub shoulders with A-listers all the time. This guy's on the D-list. I only have McConaughey here. Dork list. Dork.

What a dork. Dork. And then at the end, he says, moral of the story, he said it would take a lot of money to buy a california-like lifestyle in austin well yeah having a california-like lifestyle as people know it's very expensive which is why it's a california-like lifestyle he also says if you're moving to austin make sure it's because of the things that it offers downtown lifestyle barbecue football live music nice houses professional opportunity that is one two three four five six those are six objectively good things about austin if i'm not mistaken right and then he says nice houses, professional opportunity. That is one, two, three, four, five, six.

Those are six objectively good things about Austin, if I'm not mistaken, right? And then he says, and you won't miss things that you're leaving behind, like good weather, public spaces, et cetera. So he just named five awesome things, and then two really kind of just like, you know, okay things. Is Austin lacking on public space? What is he looking for? We have a huge park, like lakes and rivers. I don't know what he's talking about.

It's the most bike-friendly. I think it's the most bike-friendly city in America. So what is he talking about? Is he talking about, like, public parks? Yeah. Public land to, like, explore with his kids he wants to go to that he just can't find. I feel like there's a ton of public hiking. People are always hiking.

Yes. Despite it being high here, it's a very outdoorsy city. Yeah. People are out doing shit. I don't really partake. And, dude, Big Bend is not that far. I mean, it's a hall, but- Yeah, it is.

It's far. What, eight hours? It's out of his seven-hour bubble. Is that close to you? He definitely Googled how far Big Bend was so that nobody could say like eight hour drive. You're right. Yeah. That was, yeah.

But why the cutoff? That's very arbitrary. Seven hours versus eight. Come on, give it one more hour. Get on a plane, dog. No one's driving seven hours to do anything like that. Yeah, I don't know.

This guy's an idiot forever leaving San Diego. So have fun. I'll take his fucking house in San Diego. Sounds great. He moved into a house in San Diego. Sounds great. He moved into a house with sport court and is complaining. He had a pool and sport courts,

and he's complaining about his energy and water bills. He could play roller hockey out there. Even Dog Randy just gave a sigh. He's so over Ben Alder. Dork. Cedar allergies. I'll give him that. Fre's so over Ben Alder. Dork. Cedar allergies. I'll give him that. Freaking loser.

This guy's a cuck. Should we go find him and pick him up? Does he still live here? No, he moved. He moved to San Francisco. Okay. You want to move somewhere? Like, I mean, yeah, San Francisco you can drive like fairly short distances and be in amazing places.

Your daughter goes a long way in San Francisco. If you're going to complain about – he was complaining about the variance in his water bill being like $8. And you moved to San Francisco. If you're going to complain about, he was complaining about the variance in his water bill being like $8. And you moved to San Francisco? I feel like it's very expensive to live in California as well. Great, California, they take better care of the road. A lot of things,

at least in the limited time I've spent there. Probably better kept. Or scenic than here. There's a lot of really shitty things about California, but there's a lot of really awesome stuff there. Yeah.

I'm not going to hate on California. It's a great place to chill. I love California. We thought about moving the company to Napa. Yeah. Had shit hit the fan and we weren't doing watch media, I was going to try to get Sally to move to California for a little bit and do some chilling.

Left coast. Left coast, best coast. That's what they say. There's a little part of my heart that just wants to live in California. Always. Didn't you do that for like a while? I think that's why it's still there I didn't do it for long enough Six months wasn't enough for your boy I needed that full time

I was always jealous of hashtag Chad Living out there His life sucks though He's a Texas boy now Does it? No Chad's life is dope

I love me some Chad Gosh, you know what else i love ritual baby let's go do you guys know what's in your multivitamins well i know you guys do because you take ritual but all the people out there listening right now they got no clue what's in their freaking multivitamins no freaking clue sugars gmo synthetic fillers artificial colorants not to mention animal byproducts like sheep's foal and gelatin from hooves and hides. All are ingredients you might find in a multivitamin, but no, not Rituals. It's not your typical multivitamin.

Rituals' clean, vegan-friendly formula is made with key nutrients in forms that your body can actually use with no shady extras. Vitamin D3 helps fill some gaps in the diet. That's the thing, man. It's hard to get everything from your diet. Rituals there, it's like a safety net. That's how I view it personally. Really? Yes. Interesting. Just in case I didn't get all the vitamin D from like the

last night's Popeyes or whatever I ate. I didn't have Popeyes last night, but you know what I mean. I'm taking some extra vitamins just to make sure that I'm fully taken care of in this COVID stuff in addition to my ritual two-a-days, the other ones hurt my tummy. So I've had to, I had to scale back on them.

Now I'm just a full, full ritual boy. The other ones hurt my tummy. We can't have tummy ache. Dude, vitamins hurt your tummy all the time. Rituals don't? No, they're extended release. These things don't, they don't hurt your tummy. Oh, my tummy.

Yeah, I agree. Tummy. Tummy. Tummy. They're fresh tasting. They smell amazing once you pop that thing open. It just smells like an Altoid container that you just want to eat all of them out of. For real.

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That's ritual.com slash circling back to start your ritual today. Ritual.com slash circling back. I can't get over that one, dude. California guy. Fuck that guy. We low-key steamed. Yeah, did we steam hard enough on him?

I think we did. Do you think he got exactly what he wanted out of it, though? Yes, he did. He pissed a bunch of people off. I thought it was satire, honestly. When I first read it,

I thought it was satire. I mean, now that he lives in San Francisco, this guy's probably a big SEO guy, and he's just dreading the fact that his name... Well, then his...

They literally... The featured image on the column is just aing the fact that his name well then his they literally the the uh featured image on the on the column is just a close-up of his face why they get so close on him is there not a better photo like it's it's like a linkedin headshot i guess what you're not even hot dude so there's that okay that's just at home you don't have you don't have to shame hop he's not a hot guy you're hot get it going your new logo face is hot okay to get a get a hot logo one time like animated that's all i'm saying all i'll say is this in terms of seo and this guy he's lucky that the highest mountain in the remote area of the scottish highlands is called ben alder he is lucky wow this exists because if

not for that then his face will be plastered all over that when you click images after searching that guy's name yeah that close-up stupid face he's making be everywhere do you want to guess how high the how high the uh highest mountain is in the remote area of the scottish islands between loch eric and glen spain 5200 feet above sea level dave any any uh guesses give me what did dylan guess 52 hundo 52 hundo i'm gonna? 52 hundo. 52 hundo. I'm going to say 71 hundo. You're talking feet? Yeah. Wow. You guys should have known that we're talking meters.

No, it's actually only 3,766. It's the 40th largest peak in the British Isles, so it's not really that big. It's not exactly like a destination for people. Let's go check out the sort of big mountain over big. It's not as high as K2. It's not exactly like a destination for people. Let's go check out the sort of big mountain over here. It's not as high as K2. No. Certainly not, David. Me and some of the guys are planning a trip to K2.

I've already done K2. Me too. We should do your bachelor party at K2. I thought you wanted to do K2 at my bachelor party. Yeah, I wanted a roller blade. I just want to grind at your bachelor party. Instead of wearing all matching t-shirts at my bachelor party, we all have to wear backyard bobs.

And alien workshop t-shirts. I'm not going. Did you see who's dating that uh that kardashian no what's kardashian the one that everyone really likes uh courtney yeah court she is currently dating you ready for this tony hawk travis barker of blink 182 let's go that's gotta make dylan so mad let's go dylan you just took why can't they just respond to your Dylan so mad. Let's go! Dylan, you just took an L. Why can't they just date? She didn't respond to your DM, and now she's dating the drummer of Blink-182.

How does that make you feel? Why can't they date just like an average Joe, you know? There's always got to be somebody famous, too. Because they're famous. So what, man? No, it's like I told you. Like, when these people get famous and they get verified on Instagram, they only start following other verified people.

I hate that. They don't know their day ones. Do you think they met in Clubhouse? They might have. Maybe they met in clubhouse they might have maybe they met on raya dude let's talk clubhouse raya dave you're more in on clubhouse than any of us i mean okay yes i'm fascinated by it i like club music and house music i always thought they were kind of the same i mean it's just the best of both worlds what the fuck is clubhouse and why is everyone well you might have heard of clubhouse by mean, it's just the best of both worlds. What the fuck is Clubhouse and why is everyone on it?

Well, you might have heard of Clubhouse by now, but it's unlikely that you've joined Clubhouse because it's very exclusive. I'm already on it. You're not, Dylan. I checked. David? No, you're not on it. I checked.

You can download it, but you're not on it. Are you really on it? Yeah. You didn't know what it was when we came in this morning. I just got approved. In short, Clubhouse is an audio-based social media app the company describes itself as a quote new type of social product based on voice that allows people everywhere to talk tell stories develop ideas deepen friendships and meet interesting people around the world so it's just like meeting people but you don't have to have the awkward face-to-face interaction.

I just got an email. I got verified too. So I got a check mark on Clubhouse. That's really cool. Why don't you tell us more about Clubhouse since you're on it? I'm still just figuring out how to lay the lay. I don't know how it works yet. You can jump in and out of different chats on different subjects

and something akin to a live free-flowing podcast. I'm just saying that this will be a thing that we do. It's audio? I'm downloading Clubhouse right now. So you just got to like talk to people? I hate talking to people. This is stupid. Is this like chat roulette but through your phone without penises?

Yeah, glaring like a penis is in this. Do you FaceTime with these people or is it just like a talk? Like just discussions happening? It's just talk. There's no video to my knowledge. I just don't really get why. I don't like talking to random people. No.

Like the best part of COVID is that like I've been able to just have my like really small group of people that I can talk to and have a very valid excuse to not talk to everyone else I know. Hey, do you want to hear folks like Oprah, Kevin Hart, Drake, Chris Rock, or Ashton Kutcher? They might even host some chats, Dylan. How about that? But can you talk back to them or you've got to listen to them? That's what I'm wondering. Like there's got to be like a Q. Q-U-E-U-E.

How do you spell Q? Q-E. Not Q and none. Which one? Not that Q. Otherwise it would just be chaos. You'd have people just doing fart noises, people yelling, Calm!

Like in the background. Penis! Penis! Penis! No one's playing penis on Clubhouse. I don't really understand the allure of just talking to people randomly like this. I guess it would be cool to go see Drake host a thing or something. You're not even seeing it. Yeah, can I just do it on Instagram Live? I got something to say.

There are too many social media platforms. Wow. Too many. We got Facebook. We got Twitter. We got Instagram. We got TikTok.

We got Parler, which I know you're big on, Will. That's mean. I'm just kidding about that last one. I have a very good following on Parler, Dylan. There's Sina Weibo.

There's Peach. I'm huge on peach i'm still posted over i'm actually part owner of peach now i bought it in bankruptcy there's just too many man we're all connected already we need to connect on different places again i'm gonna download it what's it called clubhouse objectively good name for an app clubhousehouse? Yeah, whatever. Yeah, I thought it was going to be like a dope app that I could book tea times through. Now I have to fucking talk to nerds. How long until this gets hacked?

Cool, I'm doing a thing. I'm doing a... Do you think the word creator gets tossed around on there? Yes, like, oh. We're like two weeks away from getting an email from someone at Clubhouse being like, we've identified you as a top creator. It's like, no, you haven't.

And you know what? We're a small to mid-sized podcast. You know what? I will jump all over it. Me too. Me too. You get those Instagram emails, right? I do.

Oh, wow. Here we go. Oh, okay. Big flex. No, I don't. Just hear about it. Brett got one. It must be nice, man.

Huh? Brett works for Barstool, so he's probably on the big lists. It's just people who think you're an influencer and they're like, hey, you want to work with us? We'll give you five cents for every...

It's just stupid shit. Don't bother me. Did you do it? No. No. He's under that shitto mentality, dude. You can't accept ad deals. You got to hustle for that.

I don't follow that. This is founded by Paul Davison davison and rohan seth not seth rogan who by the way is in quite the twitter beef with ted cruz i don't know if you guys been following that i have been it's been entertaining it's underrated that on friday's voicemail episode dylan threw seth rogan's name as being one of the coolest celebrities i thought you said he was i thought you said he wasn't cool. I didn't say that. No, I said it. He said Seth Rogen's not cool. I think.

I was just making fun of the... You were just picking up like a... Superbad. Yeah, you're throwing out the whole cast as superbad. I was like, what are you doing? Did about 15% of the cast. Yeah. I mean, he's cool.

He's not tier one cool Hollywood guy. Okay. I get it. He's not hot. No cool Hollywood guy. Okay. I get it. He's not hot. No, that's not it. No, that's always it with you. You can be cool and ugly at the same time. Jonah Hill's cool and not hot.

Skinny Jonah not hot? I don't think so. I'm getting on Clubhouse. I downloaded the app. I have it. Their app icon is an interesting choice. They don't have a logo. They just have a dude holding a guitar.

He's about to play Wonderwall for all the girls in the room. Wait, let me see. Are you sure? I might have downloaded the wrong thing. Oh, yeah, that's it. They've downloaded some productivity software. What's the approval process? Project management software.

What's the approval process for Raya? Don't act like you don't know. Yeah, you've already tried. You got denied. Just be honest. Have you gotten denied from Rhea yet? I have never downloaded Rhea. Odds you will try to get on Rhea.

Just do it. You'll get on. You're verified on Twitter. They see that shit and they'll let you on. Odds you will make a good faith attempt to get on Rhea. One in three. Okay, I don't like that because then I would have to get on it. And that brings in another. Well, you're married like that because then I would have to get on it. And that brings in another thing.

Well, you're married. You're exempt. Exempt? Yes. Just get on there for networking purposes. Dude, do you think people are trying to network on Clubhouse? Oh, you can video chat on here? I have no interest in video chatting.

On Clubhouse or Raya? Raya. Why, dude? Is it because of the delay? Because I don't like talking to people. That's why. That's what you do for a living. No, I talk after.

Come on! They can't talk back. Well, they can talk back. I'm downloading it. There it goes. You've seen this Reddit lately? No, just kidding. Come on.

Downloading. Raya? Who's an eligible Young lady Here in the Austin area That's high profile Yeah do you need like a What do you call

Like a Someone to What's the word Approve you Verify your Importance No like You're one of the first people

On the internet Like you're gonna get in You're Mr. Fr first people on the internet. You're going to get in. You're Mr. Frat. I invented the internet. You're the king of frat. I need to know what word you can't think of right now.

It's pissing me off because it's going to be really... No, like when you need like a... Not a recommendation, but like a... a referral. That's the word

I'm looking for. Do you want me to refer you? I think there's a referral system for Ray, actually. Fine. Like, legit. We'll figure it out. I actually think I got approved, like, a really long time ago because it was when the app just came out. And I was like, I feel like this could be good PGP content.

And actually, maybe I got denied. I think I might have gotten denied. That was pre-checkmark. Do they still do the Bumble Friends? Bumble BFF? That's what it is. How many dudes have used that as an excuse? Yo, babe, dude, babe.

No, I wasn't on Bumble. I was trying to find some new boys. There are two options. Apply for membership, and I already have an account. So, yeah, there's like an approval process. Apply right now. You got to let us know if you get rejected, though. That would be pretty embarrassing.

Do you guys want some Wills breaking news? Yes. I guess. We'll choose your adventure. Yeah, Brett's just sitting out there today. We've got a new desk. Yeah, we've got a new desk. Not to brag.

Do you guys want firing San Francisco 49ers or buh-bye? We'll, or buh-bye. We'll start with buh-bye. You're not going to like this one. This one has to do with soccer. NBC News shuttering NBC Sports Network. They're moving events to USA. And if you've listened to too much Dip, my mortal enemy, Peacock. I'm thinking about going and hunting peacocks.

Just because I hate to have so much. You can find them around town. That's one thing that the guy did not note in his article about Austin. There's tight peacocks here? Really dope. And chaparrals. We certainly do.

Festival fuckers. They won states this year. They did. They did. Chaps. Very impressive. Festival fuckers. They won states this year. They did. They did. They did. The chaps. Very impressive. Upset.

This is bad news for NHL and EPL fans everywhere, but apparently it's not going to happen at the end of the year. NHL was already getting, probably going to get a new deal from someone else anyway. So really just EPL fans. So, Dylan, I'm sorry. It's okay, man. It's all right. I'll find something else.

All right, what do you guys want next? Do you guys want San Francisco 49ers or firings? Let's do 49ers. Ooh, a little football news? Too bad for you. This isn't American football. This has only to do with soccer. The 49ers ownership group has now gotten a larger stake in Leeds United.

So if anyone out there is looking for a new team that's American-owned, they got 37% of Leeds United. What league are they in? They are currently in the top English league, the English Premier League. That's a big one. They're not in La Liga, to be clear. Just to be clear, they're not in La Liga. Damn.

Mm-hmm. Do you guys want firings? Is this about Dylan? Yep, we're firing Dylan live on the air. What's your deal, man? Gosh. We're rounding out today's news with more soccer news. Frank Lampard sacked.

He's gone. Who? Yeah, I didn't think you'd know who that was, Dylan. I don't know. Is he one of the hot coaches? He's kind of hot. A lot of the soccer coaches are hot over there. He could be considered hot, but he got fired from Chelsea. You might have heard of them because of Christian Pulisic.

I just care about Mourinho. Is it because he wouldn't play Christian? I don't know if that's true or not. No, it's because they've had a terrible run of form lately, Dave. How's Christian doing? In terms of the most recent, he's actually doing all right. I did see a funny tweet that he was really on fire after the pandemic shut down the league for a little bit.

And then I saw a tweet the other day that said that he was only really good after because he thought it was the playoffs. That's a soccer joke. I understand why there's no laughter here okay do you have any more soccer news no i do well it's breaking news a lot different i don't want too much dip with all this information i got time i got shit to do i just figured you guys wouldn't want to talk to me. Okay. Did you guys know that The Snowpiercer premieres tonight, season premiere? That's big. It's a show that looks like it takes place entirely on a train. I don't really understand it.

Piercers through the snow? Wasn't that a movie lately? What's your San Francisco news, dude? That's Frozen, right? Dude, the ownership group of the San Francisco 49ers have bought a 37% stake. They've upped their stake in Leeds United. Oh, that's it. Yeah, dude. It was frozen, right? Dude, the ownership group of the San Francisco 49ers have bought a 37% stake. They've upped their stake in Leeds United. Oh, that's it. Yeah, dude.

We're just doing all soccer news today. You can't do breaking news anymore. Okay, that's fair. We're pulling this for you. That's fair. I was just doing this to tank Will's breaking news as stock so that Brett would have to come back next time. Yeah, we've got to get Brett back in here. Yeah, that's understandable.

Everybody knows that Dylan was the original Snowpiercer. Okay. I knew something was coming. I knew. Yeah. Yeah, there it is. Just digging that nose in. We got there.

I'm cocaine. Cocaine? Cocaine free, Dave. Cocaine. Dude, legalize cocaine. Oh, we should put that on a t-shirt. Literally the best-selling tank top in TFM history. Yeah.

It's a good tea. I didn't wear it personally, but I knew it would sell. Sure. It was my idea. It wasn't. I'm not going to name him just because I don't know if he would want to be named, but there was an idea that was early on in the Trump. I think it might have been before Trump was even elected, but he just wanted to make a hat that just said, make Quaaludes again.

That would have sold. Because we were in the midst of Wolf of Wall Street still being kind of tight. That was on the other night. Did you watch 30 minutes of it? Yeah. There's some stuff about it I like, and then I don't know if the movie is good or not. It is.

I know there's some good performances, but I don't know if the overall thing is good. It's entertaining. It's pure entertainment the entire time. It's just watching Leo do things that you want

to watch Leo do. That's all it is. If Leo's not on the screen in that movie, I'm kind of like, all right, get Leo or Jonah on here. Jonah.

Dylan's probably only watching for the Margot Robbie nude scenes. Is it true that you left the theater after the nude scene? Yes. I don't blame you. She's very beautiful to me. Should we get out of here? Is she on Raya? I'm going to find out soon, David.

She might be. Bye. she might be bye