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Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast, Tuesday morning. We didn't do mic checks, did we, Randy? Did we? We did mic checks. Did we?

We did them early. Mike chest. You guys are just so in so early today that we did early. Yeah, that's a whole thing. Very uncommon. My name is Dave. That voice you hear is producer Randall Trimbecky. Hello, everyone.

My name is producer Randy. Would you like me add more on top of it? I'm wearing a new shirt today. What do we got? It is a bloom pop. You know the prebiotic soda journey I'm on. When I went to that wellness coffee and chilling, they were giving a free shirts. I got the last one and it says ATX in kind of a watercolor-esque paint and it has the skyline.

I like it. Thanks. I hate it. You've been in Austin five years, six years. Seven years. Seven. Okay. I'm just thinking like you're officially becoming like Austin guy, going to wellness coffee and chill events, getting free t-shirts for probiotic sodas.

You're just another Austin Bonner You don't even You DoorDash every meal Oh God Yeah I'm paying $4,800 a month for rent Living on Rainy Street I still I still can't get over that guy

The kid and the guy interviewing him Do we play last week? We talked about it I don't think we talked about it I can go find it pretty easily You know the bit You were here I think The bit of like

Hey would you pay for rent in all some texts Yeah because Dylan was watching it I brought it up. Yeah. Yeah. I want to get that guy in a headlock and just Nolan Ryan in his ass. Yeah. You know what I mean?

I do know what you mean. Punch him. And by that, I mean, punch him in the face. Dylan Shivry. I was thinking back to that time during COVID when Brett was asked, like, for advice on, like, how to get through the day. And Brett just reminded everyone to stand up. Right. That actually came up yesterday.

Stand up. Right. I don't think that's people having a problem not standing. Well, the issue is people sit all day in front of their computer. Bad posture, bad circulation. You still got to get up. You got to stand up to go get a cup of coffee. Go use the restroom.

Get some water. Go eat lunch. It's not a problem. Why do you look like young Joe Rogan? People don't have a problem. You look like young Joe Rogan. Yeah, the people are not listening. This is truly a visual show, my new shirt.

But more importantly, Dylan's new. hat just yeah listen hey if they're gonna send you free hats you better shout them out boston scally shit what's up with it i look dope like i'm looking for a dice game or something or some hooch some hooch yeah just give me some of that hooch he's wearing one of the boston hats that are like you know old school newsboy cats peekie blinders yeah it looks fucking sick on me i got yeah i got a cock to the side why aren't you wearing the leather one should i got should i put the leather one on actually no it's too hot for what's too hot and right now too hot like i'm gonna look too hot in it no not like that i'm more like i need more time with this hat before you just

jump right into a leather hat are you growing out the ish what you got it long you got long beard hair oh yeah yeah interesting that's like that's like how harps keeps it sometimes growing out that winter that winter coat yeah something like that uh we got spooky season today. It's going down right after this show. Unfortunately, the hat does match his shirt today. What's you talking about? Oh, Dylan's hat. It looks, it does, look, it doesn't look bad. It's, it's, I wish you would make it your thing outside of the studio. Like, if you're going to wear that hat, you need to, when you're going to take parks to six flags or whatever it is, you do, y'all aren't ready for it. You need to wear that as next baseball game. Turn it around.

You all aren't ready for it. Turn it around right quick. No. Yeah. Why? It looks. It looks the dopest like this. No, Samuel Jackson. Real quick. Come on. No. Why are you afraid to put yourself out there? I'm not, dude.

I just look fucking sick. I'm not going to mess with it. Okay. What's your problem? Dylan Shivry. He doesn't want an image of him out there looking silly with that hat backwards. He already wore his other cold call one backwards once. Yeah, why can't you just do it?

Anyways, spooky season today. It's a third. After today, we will be 75% of the way done with spooky season, which is insane. It's crazy to think. Just a couple weeks ago, we were getting kicked off, and it was, we didn't know how I was going to go. We're like, oh, is this going to still be good? And it turns out it's still pretty good.

It's only on Patreon. Go subscribe to our Patreon. You can get this season, which is season seven, plus six other ones. So that's like, what, what's six times four, Randy? Pop Quiz Hot Shot. You're the game show guy. More than that, because we've had multiple octobers where there were five Tuesdays, so six times four is like 24 or something like that, he says. Yeah.

So you got a big backlog of evergreen spooky season content that I think you'll like. I'll say we're probably sitting around right around 30 episodes with this season in past ones. Spooky at washmedia.com if you have a spooky story, but we've got a ton. A lot of people have been submitting the last couple days. We'll record listener voicemails tomorrow. 888 6184-4-2. That's the other thing we do be on the paywall on Patreon.

Check that out. It drops on Friday. Always a hit. Newsletter drops Friday morning, wash. That substack.com. And then, yeah, like, if you want to see what all the hubb is about,

what all the... Hoopla. Hoopla is about. Go to YouTube.com slash circling back. And Randy dropped something yesterday. It's Skelly Week. It's Skeleton Week. It is Skeleton Week.

It is The Game Show podcast, which is now a game show social media page that will eventually become a game show video. Eventually. Eventually. A game show video. Yes, a game show show. A game video show.

But, yes, Skeleton Week, today's Tuesday tunes. That'll be coming out later today. See if you know these songs about bones. Hey, all my Cali people. I'm digging our bones. I'm going to have Mendocino Farms for lunch. We just got on Mendocino Farms. And it is perhaps one of the most hyped things that's ever,

hit the south austin area people are really gassing it up especially my cali peep so um if you have any mendocino farm takes um any orders any off menu items let me know i think i'm going bowl today i'm going a healthy bowl you got to do the double double animal style that's the only way to do is that what you do yeah that's how you got to do it i never think to go to that um in and out it's there's no reason to go to in and out in austin texas when p tary's it blows it of the water. Agree, and I just don't like the location. I don't like getting in and out of there.

It's on a very awkward corner. I think their burgers are good. Yeah, they're not bad. I'm not here to say they're better than Pete Terry's, but I think they have good I have a Pete Terry's near my home. Pete Terry's, they go two lanes. Two drive-through lanes, please. Big green wave.

And there you go. There's no reason to not go. Pete Terry's is very good. It's not a must try when you're in Austin, but it's a, like, oh, I want a burger in Austin, and I want it quick. I'm going to go there. It's a great fast food burger. Extremely affordable.

Yeah. It's amazing. Great place. We've had this discussion multiple times. Everyone's like, what a burger. And now it's like, no, what a burger is nothing compared to Pete Dary's. So much better. Fries are amazing.

What else? Brett's in Saratoga Springs. He posted some really dope fall photos. I don't know if you saw those. 55 degrees and leaves have turned. It's like, it's the opposite of what we're facing here. Pretty good chance of rain this weekend here in central Texas. We got a little front moving in, Dave.

Next week's going to be in the 70s, boys. Very exciting. It's very exciting. Dale, when's your birthday? Is it Saturday? Friday? Thursday. Two days from now.

What's the plan, dude? I don't know, man. None of my friends want to hang out with me, so it's just like whatever, dude. Well, why didn't you plan something for earlier in the week? Like Thursday. Because I got parks and we're doing a home situation for my birthday. What are you doing? Why didn't you invite us?

Just dinner? Charles is cooking dinner for us. Just gonna cook for everybody. Have a birthday party. Go to party city. Get a bunch of like banners and stuff. You don't want to come through on Thursday? No, I'm busy.

I got a thing. You want to come through on Thursday? Have a drink. At your home? Yeah. Maybe. Drink in October Fest with me. I can do that, maybe.

Will you have a pinata? Things are being planned for next Tuesday. Things are in motion right now. And next Tuesday, it looks like it might be a very interesting evening. Might be a night for the boys. Wednesday morning's looking dicey. I was thinking about just taking the day off. So after the last spooky season, might just shut her down on Wednesday?

Yeah, I considered it. But there's too much content to be had from what we're going to do Tuesday night. I'm excited for that Wednesday morning. Can we go to the tap room? I'm trying to figure out if we're going to get a hotel. It's going to just get a room out there down there. Don't worry, listener at home. I'm also shrouded in secrecy.

I have no idea what they're talking about. We're going to Texas State football game next week. Oh, okay, gotcha. I need to see if my buddy Mikey wants to go. He went to JM, you know? You could see if Mikey wants to go, but the tickets that I'm in the process of getting for free, I believe. Free 99? I only have four of them.

Okay. They're spoken for. Okay. So, that being said, Mikey, as long as he rides shirtless down there. He will. He's the shirtless guy. He'll hang up his button. down on the way down there yeah so anyway there's it's supposed like at the moment me

dylan harbs friend of the show harbs and brett are going to go down watch my cats who are on a three game skid our cats on a three game skid take on a very good jm u team six and one a very good jam you dooks yeah you said this on a tuesday it's a tuesday it's a tuesday in it it's a it's a blackout I'll score some hooch when we get down there There's bars, I mean we'll have Yeah, it won't be that difficult to score Oh, okay I forgot what I thought you're gonna wear the hat

I thought it was 1928 for a sec Are you gonna wear the hat? Yeah, I'm wearing that What do you mean? Hold on, what is the text you sent me earlier? You said, yeah, I'm in, I bet I could drag something out of the Zeta house wearing this hat Hey, the hat stays on.

Oh, yes. I'm not gonna drag anything out of the Zeta house That's what you said. I don't think Chels would appreciate that. you're the one with the hat not me yeah are we gonna hit this square dog yeah Brett Brett's never bent this that's kind of the the Brett's gonna Brett's gonna want it to like go hard and I'm gonna have to keep the governor on governor I'm if you're wearing that hat I'll be yeah I'll be 42 at the time like I can't

oh fuck dude you're 42 in sale Marcus that is so pathetic it's sad man what you can do you're 41 now you're about to be 40 that's old you want to swap out with Randy I'm still in my early 40s. Get Randy down there. I don't want to swap out with Randy. What do you mean? No, I want to go. I don't know.

It just seems like Randy might have more fun. He's significantly younger than you. No, Tuesday's Dancing with the Stars night, so sorry. Yeah, he's got to watch Dancing with the Stars. I got to watch Dancing with Stars. Are you serious? Yeah. What's this guy's fucking deal, man?

Never mind. Robert Irwin, Alex, Alex Earl. Is Alex Earl on there? Is that Steve Irwin's son? Steve Irwin's son, yeah. Okay. Oim! That's not it.

Cricy. is what you were looking for. My son just danced the jitterbug with a crook. Maybe my favorite... Fuck! This is SportsCenter commercial was with Steve Irwin. Do you remember that one? When he's wrestling the Florida Gator?

He's talking to like, I don't know, Stuart Scott or something. The elevator opens and the Florida mascot gets off the elevator. He's like, oh, stand back! He fucking wrestles it to the ground. Dude, the Stoleys freaking loves this. Kilt. Yeah. Shouts to all the Stooleys, who, yeah, been tuning in, man.

Dude, you should, uh... You would crush. I do funny hats, too. That's the kind of the thing I do right here. You would crush as a barstool personality with that hat. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I know. I know.

I'll hit you with the cowboy hat before. No, no, no, no. Stop, no. No, that's the hat. You just don't know what's going to happen. Did you see I posted a pick at you on the circling back Instagram? Yeah, what was it all like? Blurry?

I used an effect. Okay. Because I didn't think it was like, because I knew Dylan would be like, dude, why didn't you take a different one? So I was like, I'll do a little effect so you can't tell that Dylan's. No, I thought it was fine. Okay. yeah it looks like whoa

do we do we gained a bunch of female followers just like immediately when you posted it i mean look silken all the dms are getting flooded with wow what a hat how many new followers did we get uh hillary liked it noted backer she's the only one though shouts to hill dogs it's actually not performing like i thought it would darn it oh man it's fucked up how how did my picture with my hat yesterday with the feather hat that that one did numbers we we lost about 400 follows a lot of people want to know what the tallies are and cat pat noticed that the the the whiteboard says fumbled a

coochie week which we still need to do uh yeah we're doing that we'll do that that'll be the first thing we do out of spooky season yeah got a couple more weeks to do one thing about fumbling though coochy week fumbling's more fun when you uh have some action going this show is brought to you by Underdog fantasy. Did you know it's basketball season, Dylan? I did, man. Got my Dallas Mavs kicking off tomorrow against the Spurs. But yeah, it's fast breaks, buzzer beaters, block parties, it's back.

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Yeah, I think that's a good bit. It's a good bit. We got the hooch. Fucking swill. Speaking of hooch, so I've been taking magnesium at night and is an often recommended supplement. And zinc during the day. I was kind of setting that up.

But yeah. I do take zinc during the day, actually. I had to stop, though, for the reason upcoming. So magnesium at night helps me get, you know, calms me down a little bit, helps me with my sleep. Since I've been taking it, it's been about two weeks. I'm consistently dreaming. And these dreams, I say consistent. They're every night, and they typically hit me at about what feels like between 4 a.m. and 6 a.m.

So I wake up a little bit after six. And I will frequently wake up for work, my alarm, and I will be just out of a dream, very consistent, vivid one. And I had one the other night, and it made me laugh. It was a fun dream. These have all been fun dreams for the most part. Again, I had to stop taking zinc, though. Why?

anyway um so you can do a thing when you're in a fraternity in college where if you like transfer schools you can affiliate with a chapter so if you're like uh if you're a pike fuck pike fuck pike dude but if for some reason you're a pike and you go to james madison and you're like oh fuck i transfer i'm gonna transfer to sam houston state you can affiliate and that's when you just join up with that chapter that i think they vote on you, let you in, make sure you're not like a squid or something or a

boner or a Dylan. That was the crux of my dream. I was affiliating with the University of Texas, Kappa Alpha chapter, K.A. Omicron? But here's the funny thing. What? I wasn't affiliating as me, like the college kid, like it wasn't 20-year-old Dave affiliating. It was me in my current state, 41-year-old Dave, for some reason. Linking up with the boys at K.A. at UT. And I have no, and the funny part was in, well, I've said the funny part like three times. There's a lot of funny parts, it turns out. In my dream, I was aware that it was weird and funny that I was 41 years old doing this.

Like, and I was like self-conscious about it. Kind of a bit or something or? It didn't feel like a bit. It was me and there's like a group of guys. And we were like in front of like the chapter, like at the chapter meeting. And I was like, yeah, I know I'm 41, but I just. want to hang out with y'all just want to like link up i heard y'all are solid organization did they welcome you yeah are they back to being k a i don't know i know nothing about what they're what they're

doing but i say that because um it's the omicron chapter of of kappa alpha order they lost their charter they lost their charter and then they just reverted they just called themselves omacron for a while Omicron because that was the, in the, in KA, like the, the order of charter. Everyone, like the first few. Yeah. Texas State, however, Epsilon Iota, right? Yeah, not one of the first few. So anyway, but here's where the dream turned.

So it's like they welcomed me in. For some reason, police, like SWAT team helicopters raided the house we were at. And I had my backpack. In my backpack, I had some, no, not fent, but mushrooms. Remember the old Schedule 35s? Oh, yeah. Don't promote those on YouTube. I had them in my backpack.

And in my, I remember being extremely worried that police were going to find them and, like, kick a, you know, like, pull the, you know, kick the charter, the camp, the frat off campus. The 41-year-old we just let in, got us pop for fucking, yeah, schedule, whatever. schedule 35 yeah mushrooms yeah so i'm like scrambling to get the schedule 35 out of my backpack which is like a little pouch with pills and they're we've we've all taken them they're they're pretty solid and i'm like scrambling to get them out so i can go flush them down the toilet before like it felt like an ice raid honestly the and maybe it's because i was watching like reading something on on ice raids or something but they're raiding the house well i recently can't get it out of my backpack to go flush it and that was the dream i recently mentioned

that I went to a frat party in 1999, and it was UTCA. Are you almost 42? Yeah. I wonder if that stuck in your subconscious somewhere. Had to be. Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, that was a dream.

And, you know, most dreams, a lot of dreams, it's like you're fumbling around or you can't punch hard or you can't run fast. This one, I couldn't get the pouch of mushrooms out of my backpack. Seriously? Yeah. I was like rustling around in my backpack, digging around. That's hilarious. Yeah.

But anyway. wait i missed it are you do they are you in oh yeah i was in okay did you have the pledge and all that no i guess i'm assuming they got kicked off campus because that couldn't get the you got you got him kicked off i wonder if there's an article about this somewhere well it was a dream oh okay that's that's that's incredible and then the zinc kicked in and then what happened you had a wet you had a wet dream we're renting a house currently you just flood at your bedroom we really tested out that Lisa bad oh my god yeah we just just just dude that's so sick we're having fun though uh yeah it was it was it was pretty good

it was one of the more like oh i remember that dream dreams that i've had in a while man that's why i had to stop taking melatonin my dreams just got too weird and i i had them too often and they were they scare you they didn't scare me i just did but i didn't like them i was like i don't this is too much for me like in the dreams made zero sense whatsoever like you think that's weird me on melatonin man it's just like i don't know melatonin man it's just Like, none of it tracks at all. Just like, I don't like where my brain's taking me right now. So I stop taking it.

Yeah, you should never do psychedelics. Yeah, I know. I know. I'm really scared of drugs. Bro, just let go, man. No, I don't want to. Why don't you let go? I want to be very aware of my reality at all times.

The name of your debut album is going to be scared to dream. Too scared to dream. Okay. That makes me sad that you're scared of dream. That's something my son said to me once. He said he didn't like dreaming because I think he had a bad dream. I was like, damn, dude, you should dream. Some big kids.

Some dreams are very pleasant. And I don't, I know, I want them to, I wish they were real, you know. But sometimes it's like, I don't, this is weird. I want to get out of here. My brain's just playing tricks on me right now. Not into this. But now that you're with Chels, life feels like a dream, huh? Yeah, of course.

Yeah. Wow. Big time, man. Has she seen the hat? She loves the hat. Does she really? Yeah. Well, she starts laughing at me.

And she goes, I hate to say this, but you look good at it. You're laughing. I'm wearing this new. boy cap and you're laughing she's i hate to say it that sounds like how my mustache started i know see now you have to commit to it for the next six years it's gonna be a bet for a few weeks and then i'm just gonna one day i'm just gonna step out i'm not gonna be laughing the version of that hat i can't confirm if that's if this is what he was wearing but do you remember the new jersey uh the mtv like jersey short not jersey shore but like uh spring break on the jersey shore guy the cheeseballs guy

I don't remember this guy. The guy who's like won his fucking cheese bowls. I don't remember this guy. I feel like he was wearing that hat. Okay. Which makes sense, given that that cap comes from at least the northeast, right? Yeah. But that is very, I got to get past the hat.

I got to stop talking about it. Don't get past it. This is the, this is going to be the new me, man. Okay. Yeah. Randy, do you remember your last good dream? No. All right, cool.

Randy's really bringing it today. We lost audio for a while, and I've been. doing producer stuff sorry we lost audio yeah audio is important is it a WS

do we lose a WS is that what happened did people miss part of the show they got the majority of it damn I

I was like pouring my heart out about my dream where I joined rejoined a frat hey retell it all right so

dude I'm stoked for Tuesday speaking of fuck yeah yeah speaking of fucking frats and you know

We're not going to go to the frat house. There's not, there's not even a frat. Well, there's not one. They tore it down. We will. You know what? The, the boys restarted the frat. Some guys did.

Like, there is a, there is a chapter. For real? Yeah. Frat. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Frat. They go, they'll have a tailgate. We'll go by there and see if they know us.

Can we go haze some kids? I'm probably not going to do that. It's a crime. I want to haze some. I didn't even haze when I was in college, man. I was, I just made fun of people that were in, like, pledge lineups so i guess that's a form of hazing but i was very gentle you haze this guy every day no i never got i never did any kind of physical hazing whatsoever and if a pledge wanted to get

my interview i was just i was just cool with it i was like yeah come on man weren't you like the you really like the active it was like dude yeah i'll give you an interview but you just got to like hang out with me like all day and like be like be like my friend weren't that kind of your vibe no ain't sure i don't i don't want to be friends with new people yeah dude you want to go like get some lunch or something maybe go get a drink after what are you friends up to can we get bring them no i wasn't i wasn't no i didn't do that man i made it easy what if they how many of these kids will recognize you zero you think zero do you know tfm was a thing so long ago these kids they they probably know about it but that what was a heyday of tfm like

2015 2014 2012 probably 2012 so they were I was, you know, 13 years ago. The heyday? So they were like six or seven. 2012 was the heyday. I was, no, I was to say later than that, because it was big when I was in college and like no one, I feel like not many people knew about it before I was in college. I was in college 2012, 2016.

I would say 2014. When did it hit the guys? You were in college during the run. During the run. Okay. I don't know if the heyday and run are too differently. Hayday was, yeah, I mean, okay, we'll say 2013. Okay, how about the, it's peak.

and then like what you think it was it's like biggest um as far as traffic goes in the geist and then when you think it was the best the best yeah oh gosh i don't know 2014 15 somewhere in there i got in as far as like when it was the kind of content offering i guess yeah if you got featured on tfm on the instagram like when we were in college it was like a big deal so that's life when you're a motherfucking frat star yeah stoolies now fail friday was the most popular thing going at the time it was always fun i want you to say that to a kid at the uh tailgate that's life when you're a motherfucking frat star with like a straight face yeah and that hat like man i i think this guy his name's dorn they call him he was apparently he ran tfm back in the day and these kids

are like seven the guy's a fucking dork dude he's got this fucking weird hat on he's talking about like scoring hooch. He's asking if we need a hooch. Y'all need some hoot. I know a guy. He said he's got a hooch guy down Ranch Road 12. Yeah, he's got a little distillery, a little homemade distillery back in his barn. Yeah, he's got a tub full of shine.

To a full of oochie. We should bring Randy, bring some mead down for the tailgate. What would be the, like, what do you guys do? We have a keg. Like, we're fine. Check this out, guys. Yeah, we got some mead. No, you understand.

I got some hooch company. You're the type of, you're the type of dude who goes up to, like, the tailgate, and, like, you bring your own craft beers. Like, do you might have to put my craft beers in your cooler? Dude, that that guy sucks. That's you. That's so you. I'm excited. I want to take Brett to, I kind of was thinking maybe do a taproom burger before.

Not that they're that great, but tap room is cool. No, we got to go. Taproom is, I'm assuming it's still there. It is. Okay. We've got to go to the tap room. A couple years ago. It's by far the coolest place down there.

A pop room, get you a burger house, and then go to tailgate a little bit, go to the game, leave the game. Maybe Tuesday night, I don't know, maybe do a little, go hit the green parrot, go to sleep in a hotel room, wake up, drive back. Last time we did it, went off without a hitch. Shake off the hooch from the night before. Yeah, last time we went, yeah, nothing crazy happened at all. I also had the flu. You did have the flu. How old?

That one was that. It was like eight years ago. Maybe longer. It was like 2016. 15 or 16? Yeah, somewhere in there. Jeez. Randy didn't.

Randy was. Randy was just a little baby. Randy was at Purdue. Just making hooch. Making hooch in the tub. No, we were drinking McCormick's of plastic bottles. Oh. Is that gin?

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Is this old? It's not old old, but it's like probably a couple months, two or three months, maybe. This is a guy smashing walts with an egg in his other hand. It's like an egg in the smashing hand. Oh, is it really? German. I mean, this is impressive.

What's the size? What's that? point of holding the egg while he does it so it shows that you don't break the egg i know but it's mr hammer hand is this some kind of world record or something because literally this is like one of the things you can just create a world record but you're not going to be able to beat his 2903 in one minute you don't think i can beat this no 293 in one minute Why are you so sure I can't beat this? This is, dude, this is straight up me.

Hey, look at him. Home sick in ninth grade. I think I had better hand to eye. Well, he's tiring. He's missing some of them, man. Yeah, because he's, he's getting winded. Wind, he's not getting wind. How hard is it to crack a walnut with your hand, right?

I thought it was harder than this. Apparently it's fucking easy. Wow. Mr. Hammerhead. Dude, that's a ton of fucking walnuts. Look, and the egg's still fine. I still don't know why the egg is. He's bleeding.

Yeah, dude. Then they're proving the egg is not hard-boiled. It's just an egg. Hear me out. 293 in one minute with an egg. The world record without an egg is 329 in one minute. Hear me out. We start a new YouTube channel.

It's just called the one-upper. We find all these dumb-ass world records like the guy who crushed 293 walnuts in a minute with an egg in his hand, that literally he's the only one who's ever attempted this because why would anyone attempt a world record like this? And we just won up everybody and just take their world records from them. Dylan, I'm happy to try that. I am going to leave it to you because I am very, very confident that I could not do that. You think you're not factoring in fatigue. What was that? You think this guy has better fatigue than I do? It's Mr. Hammerhand. Did you see a shirt? You're not Mr. Hammerhand. You're not. This guy is.

hundred years old. That guy wasn't that old. That was Mr. Hammerhammed. That guy's in his 70s. That's, of course, uh, Karamanovich Mohammed, known as Mr. Hammerhead to you, though. He's about to be Mr. That was April 2025. That was this year. He's about to be Mr. I used to have the world record of smashing walnuts with an egg in my hand because I'm going to just I knew you thought you could take this record. This one I can take. There is no way in one minute. Give me, give me a week to practice. How would you even go practice? I would just mark, like, on the table, like, just what the walnuts would be. And I just practice my...

But the egg can't crack. That's another thing. I'm not worried about that. You should be? You know what? It's actually pretty hard to crack an egg like that with just your hand. Just squeezing it from the outside like that. It actually may even help with them.

It adds a little bit of thunk to it. And then we'll crack it at the end to prove it's a real egg, just like this fucking guy. Are you concerned that you might be too tempted to just mid-breaking these nuts, go hard-boil that egg and eat it? It's a great point. That, see, no. You didn't factor that. I don't even have to be tempted to do that.

Dude, there's no way you could just... There's just a boiling pot waiting at the end of the line. There's no way you could resist that slunker in your hand. You'll get 105 in and go, oh, God, and you can boil this egg. There's just no way you could turn down six grams of protein right then, right there. You're right. I'll have a boiling pot waiting at the end. Yeah.

I'll boil that bucker up. You should see how many half meat sticks that are in a fridge you could eat in one minute. That's kind of my point here. The current record is three weeks. That's kind of my point here is that somebody of these world records just like someone comes up with just this obscure off the wall idea that literally no one has attempted before. Yes, he might have the world record, but guess who has a second place world record? Literally nobody, because no one's ever attempted this because it's bizarre. I don't know. I feel like he had to beat.

Was this the first time him doing it or was he trying to beat it? Or was this like the first time he was trying to beat the record. He was setting a previously unattemptive record. No, that was a record, dude. I'm looking at it right now. What is the record he beat? Food.nDTV.com. Yep.

He is German, Randy. I can set a road record for the most times I put someone put their foot up during a podcast episode. Don't do that. Do you know why? Because you're white trash. You know why I can set that record? a hillbilly because no one's ever thought

to do something so stupid who had the old record somebody had the old record no one had the old record I'm literally looking at it no you know what's that fucker's name and what was the record that's right before him the feat was achieved by martial arts master navine Kumar

in India in April 2023 he cracked 273 walnuts with his hand in one minute okay yeah so there you go And in an interesting turn of events, whatever website this is has froze my Google Chrome. And that's very cool. Let's get a bulk order of walnuts up in here.

How much are walnut? Yeah, look at it up, Randy. What's it a walnut going for? It's the market value of, you got to think about the tariffs. You got to think about nutflage. You got to think about the tariffs and nut flage. One pound of walnuts shopping. I don't think you could get to 200 in a minute.

You're fucking high, dude. you're fucking high Walnuts and shell for four pounds is 779 That was 2.93 you're telling me This one is saying Whatever I said it was For six bucks

By the way Some of those walnuts I'm not even sure he cracked Because he kind of missed And they flew off the table Dylan Guinness was They verified this

They could be there And say that one didn't count On the next one Ready see if Mr. Hammerhand Has an Instagram Mr. Hammerhand No one's ever called you Mr. Hammerhand

Have you seen that? guy with the abnormally large hands. Yes. He's 66 years old, so you know. That guy's got some fucking paws on him, dude. Have you seen this guy, Randy, the guy with the hand, the massive hands? Mr. Hans? You tell me that guy couldn't beat this record?

He'll cross three wallets with one, one smash. Not only does Mr. in a hammer hand have a Instagram, he is also verified. Anyone can pay for verification, right? It doesn't mean anything. Oh, dude, he's a black belt. Go to him. Will's verified. Oh, hell yeah.

What's he doing here? Is he breaking Louisville sluggers? Oh, you couldn't do that, Dylan. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, that hurt. Oh, that hurts. It's a black belt. This guy's crazy.

That's Mr. Hammerhand. Dude, he's going to break his hand. No, no, he's not. It's a hammer. Dude, his hand is literally... Those aren't regulation bats, man. Well, they're just sticks, shaped like bats. What's it say?

What's the caption? It says, in 30, Sukenden, so via Balzlager, we mulich. Okay. Can you hit the translate button for a player one time? As many baseball bats possible in 30 seconds. We don't need to watch it again. I don't know. Now you're getting scared.

You don't want to watch it again. He's even in a ghee. Just rude. ruining bats for no reason he's almost at 30k dude mr hammerhand is a legend i bet we could get him on the pot i wonder if he speaks any english what's he throwing i'll bet you i'll take his fucking shit oh yeah i think i could do this what okay what the fuck is he's working out they're just throwing mat that i mean he's dodging he's got he's buried he's been buried a lot by mats what does this have to do with hamer hands he's back

oh he just need emerged from the bottom of the mats that's quite that's content that's what that is Is he breaking coconuts in this one? Oh, you couldn't break a coconut. He's got a fucking pad on his hand. He's, that's soft. I bet he... God, yeah. Maybe it's harder to break a walnut with the smash than I think it is.

I used to date a girl like this. She's busted walnuts all the time. I mean, uh, coconuts? Dude, this guy rules. Yeah. Well, guess what? We can set that up, dude. We need like, we need like to do it outside.

We need like four card tables. Mr. Hammerhand. This is, this is something. that you only get when you watch live. You get to see in-person chat me tossing him to follow. Okay. Wow, that's huge, dude. This is not take a long.

This is an easy, easy thing to set up. We come up here one day. We set up card tables outside. We just need it, what, $200, $300, if he's going to break the record, 300 walnuts, spaced apart, an egg, at least an egg. I want to buy one walnut, like a little bit of walnut. Just see if Dylan, can he? even break one wallin of hand before we invest in getting 300.

Is it more difficult than we're giving it credit for it? I feel like it is. That's the only part I'm unclear on. No, he's, oh, no. He's dialing it back. No, I just like, I want to know how difficult it is to crack a walnut with your hand like that because, you know, he makes it look pretty easy, so I assume it's easy to do. I see he's bon cold right now.

I know, I know it's nice, but it'll shut off in a sec. Yeah, I don't know, man. I think we're not factoring in the fact that his hand is literally a hammer. Yeah. All right. Let's start the YouTube, the one upper. Actually, you know what? I don't think you should try this because you got a golden tea with that hand.

That's true. That hand is worth something. You have insurance on that hand? It's golden. You need to take out a little policy on that hand. Yeah, maybe I should. I'll beat this guy at golden tea. I'll tell you that.

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I think it's a bad, bad thing. No, no. Barton Creek. Canyon. Played it, good track. Tough course. Yeah. Foothills.

Canyons. Canyons. Right. Canyons. That is probably, that's most people's favorite Barton Creek course, right? I believe foothills. Really? Foothills is my favorite.

Interesting. interesting. So the, uh, turns out the good, good golf guys, they're a very popular YouTube golf scene. I don't know a ton about them. I know they get millions of views. Um, they clearly, uh, utilized hype points early on. And now they've got millions of followers. And they drop a video. It's a big deal. And they do the thing that we should have done a long time ago. And that's just go play golf and record it and then just that's your life is just playing golf um we didn't do that we decided to do podcasts which is fine but uh they are the title sponsor it is the good good what is it called the good good good open the good good good championship i have the logo man it's a real pGA tournament

it's going to be the logo's sick can i say that i really don't like the the like uh like radial drop shadow but otherwise i think it's fine just weird it's weird it looks like it's blurry good good uh they've done a lot of merch you see their merch around what kind of money they have to throw around a title or a title sponsorship for a pGA event you know i'd like usually like you know del or yeah you know a lot of big brands a lot of big uh these are big blue blood brands blue bloods will sponsor it we had the dell match play up until a couple years ago which was a delightful event that we always went to oh I went to their page to see they have one.

They're about that two million subscribers. Yeah. They do the thing where like when one of them makes like a sick birdie, they they have over the top reactions. Yeah. And like millions of people are like, fuck yeah. And for that reason,

I'm very jealous of these guys. And they got a golf tournament. And it's here. And I will probably be interested in going. It's going to be in November though. So this is, uh, yeah.

Oh, it'll be nice and, double check that date. Maybe 78 degrees. That'd be nice. Yeah. No, November, yeah. I didn't know that.

I believe it's November. That's exciting, actually. I would love to make sure that that's correct. But I know it's like out of season. And this starts next year? I believe this is next year. AI review is saying November 9th through the 15th, 2026. Oh, yes.

Okay. I mean, potential pullover golf tournament. You're not going to get the big names because, again, it's in November. might get a Jordan maybe a Scotty I don't know next year I don't know if that's true they don't live here um this is saying November 12th through the 15th but yeah November of next year you'll be getting a lot of guys that are you know just kind of not your not your household names they want a paycheck they want a paycheck they want to keep their card they want to earn their card man the course itself it it it feels

it doesn't set up well for for patrons to host a tournament like this i'm talking about like around the clubhouse like that area when you pull in it's pretty small yeah we've got to do a lot of equipment's got to get you know it's i'm sure they'll pull it off but yeah um sure they properly scouted the site it's pretty interesting um i can't believe these guys got a golf tournament before dude perfect I know dude perfect doesn't necessarily a golf outlet but like you think if these guys like if dude perfect could have done it right yeah yeah it'd been a lot more cool it'd be cool for us if it was dude perfect because you know we would have that like VIP access they love having us around definitely underestimated how much pool this brand had did not know I wonder if they got like

a sweetheart deal because they are a huge outlet a big outlet and they're bringing young eyeballs to and otherwise like if this is like the that's a good thought if this is like uh the oracle the oracle open in november and austin and you weren't going to have big names doesn't have much buzz so this is like nicolodeon doing a stream for the NFL you think you know what randy i feel like that that is not the worst take it might offend good good but it does bring younger eyeballs to golf yeah youtube golf that's where that's kind of like the the new thing so yeah their merch doesn't do a lot for me and i show me some merch sorry to offend the guy the guy in the newsboy cap has an issue with their merch mm-hmm

mm-hmm oh yeah i've seen this stuff that that hat stinks it's not a good hat the logo's not bad it's pretty good good good it's just not a good name again what what's going on there that's the one that people are talking about the legendary fleas crew neck no come on man it's like the that's a bit that's a heat chest tat they're doing a bit i respect it yeah i don't know i mean some of these hats like the green one right there second from the left isn't the worst i like that's fun but it's i don't again i don't i don't follow the brand so i'm not going to wear any of this stuff You're a golf sicko, Dylan, aren't you? I'm not.

You're a little sicko, aren't you? No. Polos, hats. My golf shoes are $40 from Amazon, the Adidas that I've had for about 12 years. Good, good. We'd like to have you on the pod. We'd like to have you guys in studio, and then you guys give us some really cool access to the tournament. I think that's a good trade-off.

We really, if you want to grow your audience with the 38 to 45 demo, come on the show. PGA might have a sound. They've done it every year for the Delmatch play. They need to bring Michelle back. Michelle would have us out there, wouldn't she? Of course she would. We still have some contacts over there. Do we?

I'll drop a line. Oh. Yeah, I mean, it's worth a shot. Yeah. It's worth a cast. Again, I'm doing like the fishing thing. What if we did our walnut crush challenge at like media day? Okay.

We did like a whole thing. They're like, all right, guys. We're here to kick off the tournament and you come out there with your little leather newsboy cap on and you start hammering walnuts. Guy in a leather newsboy cap crushing walnuts.

That's got to bring a big crowd out. Former TFM blogger crushes walnuts sets world record. 300 and one minute with egg in hand. I'll bring the hooch. Yeah, I don't know if you're, again, there will probably be alcohol.

Like an alcohol sponsor. Okay, you're probably right. Dylan Shivery, bust more nuts than Mr. Hammerham. how was that joke dude when I'm finished with fucking Instagram man no one's gonna know about this motherfucker like oh this guy this guy got one-ups

by the fucking newsboy kid I'm telling you man I think the fatigue is real in one minute you should do it without you should just do see how many of that motion you could do in one minute I wouldn't even smash anything

I will I will I will your shoulder's gonna be barking no fucking 66 year old man can do it Again, I'm a young buck. He's a black belt. I'm a young buck. I work out.

You're 42. He's 66. He's built a whole, like, brand around him being able to break things with his, like, fist. You think I care about his fucking brand? I'm going to bury this guy. What voice was that? I'm going to fucking bury him, dude. You think I care about his brand?

The hat is fucking seeping into his head. Yeah, it really is. You got to give a shit about this dude? Changing his. personality. No one's going to know about him when I'm done with him. God, dude. Imagine one karate chop to the face.

You're going to call him. You're going to call him Mr. Soft Ham and I'm finished with his ass. Jeez. Mr. Noodle hand. Noodle hand. That's pretty good. Old noodle hand they call him.

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He's been on a run. We discovered NFT Nick like two years ago. Of course, this is Choose Rich Nick. Yes. first hit the scene when he did the selfie from a boat and said this is who you're trading against and he had just like him and his boys yeah hit his boys uh pull up some nfti nick raney zoom in on that face people will know the face uh yeah he's a crypto guy he's a he's a pretty good crypto follow i don't really know what he's talking about most of the time i just kind of follow him for his content

he's a content machine we thought we didn't realize he was a content machine when he first launched we were like oh we this guy and his boys are just these guys stink well here's what i think happened i think he posted that picture not expecting it to get the attention that it did and then when it did he's like okay i have a chance to capitalize on this my 15 minutes of infamy i'll call it because i don't think people were celebrating him really and he's just all the way leaned into it and he's he's got a luboo he has a luboo he's electric right he didn't have a lobooboo he did a video from a helicopter he was like oh i'm just on my way to a meeting in uh you know whatever and then people figured out that he was he was he paid like a tourist service to do like a you know it's just

an insane bit here's a good representation of nft t nick it's in it's in his uh replies here it's a broke losers on the internet are being mean to me again okay i'm glad you brought this one up look at all that money is that real money no it is not. Okay. So he's wiping his tears away with three bands, right? He's got it stacks of cash in his hands. That's serious cash. And he purposely holds it up in front of the camera. You have to know what you're looking for. But if you pause it and you zoom in, you can see that it's prop money. Like it's like movie money. It's like movie money held in person. He does. But the beauty of this, he's three steps ahead of everyone here. This is so good. He knows that people are going to

figure out that it's fake. Yeah, right there is where it says. And so, and that just gets more people talking about, oh, this guy's a phony. He's got fake cash. After people made, people pointed out that it was fake, he went to, um, some store, some high-end retail store. And he goes, to prove to you guys that this money is not, uh, fake, I'm going to, I'm going to spend it all right now. And he, he puts the three stacks of cash onto like a table, you know, counter where the cashier is and walks out with like you know bags of whatever he's like oh just spend 60 grand because it's another Tuesday or whatever but you don't that you don't you know the cashier didn't count it but take it out of the band he's okay thank you i trust there's 60 grand here here's yeah he just

saw stacks and his i'm sure his he knows a stack i'm sure his uh his total was not exactly 60 thousand dollars and zero cents he's back uh so he has a he knows what he had a girlfriend this is all part of his plan. His girlfriend, uh, short-lived apparently. He got a lot of backlash, posted a photo with her. She's a pretty young lady. She's, uh, I believe she's an Instagram model of some sort. Yeah. And, um, he posted this. What's the caption? Well, it's not, well, it's not really his girlfriend, but, uh, 43 years old, new girlfriend, new yacht, no kids, crypto millionaire. Does it get any better than this? So he's older than you, man. He's older than me. My point that I'm making, The point that I'm making is that there are many people don't realize how bit heavy he is.

The cash is all part of his plan. The girlfriend is a bit. It is a bit. Well, she posted something saying like, hey, I was paid to do this, blah, blah, blah. Right here. Yeah. What's her name? Carson Bailey?

That is a weird way to spell Carson. That's an extreme 2026 name. That's bad. Carson spelled K-A-R-S-Y-N. And Bailey spelled with two-Eas-E. Mr. Nick O'Neill, parentheses, choose rich, misled and embarrassed me with this post. I was paid $400 to act in some skits. I had to confirm what skits I was comfortable with.

I didn't know this pick was being posted and I didn't know the caption. He also refused to tag me after anything. Again, with him being three steps ahead of everyone, this was all part of the plan. It was all part of the plan for her to get exposed as not his actual girlfriend. She was going to post this. And then he was going to later do a post like, oh, 43. A Crypto Millionaire single living my best life. Like, he's just leaning into everything.

He's perfect. We got to get him on The Bachelor or something. Can we get him on the show? I tried. When we first found him, I was like, hey. Did he respond to you? No. I emailed him from the circling back account.

No, he did not respond, sadly. He's great, man. Even the house that he pretended was his, someone figured out that it was like an Airbnb, that you could just rent out. It was like some Miami, like, high-react. over the water. The flying around the Statue of Liberty, the New York City sightseeing tour helicopter bit,

is probably my favorite. It's so good. Because he's like, he's like, yeah, choose rich. He's got the headset on. Yeah. And it's like every, like I remember it being like, and that's when I first realized, oh, this guy's got the content chain.

This guy's, this guy's landing in. Yeah, I wonder if he's actually successful in crypto or if this is all just an elaborate. The way that he talked it when he was on that, what was that little? Oh, yeah, he was on the. The Twitch with the Hot Tua. Yeah.

He had it back and forth with Portnoy at one point two about crypto that was getting people's attention. He calls people out. People that are doing like shit coins and if he thinks they're doing like a pump and dump or something sketchy, I think he's pretty good about calling people out. And that's how he did something with the guys who did the Hawk Tua call. Yeah, because it was like one of those Twitter rooms. I don't know what they're called anymore. Spaces?

I think it was a Twitter space. And that was when she did that. Anywho, I'm going to bed. And he just goes, okay? Yeah, that was him. That's a good pull. I would love, if he's ever in Austin, we've got to get him in studio. Oh, by the way, to get over his breakup, he went and spent $300,000 on a Ferrari.

Really? Yeah. Interesting. He says, unbothered, moisturized, happy in my lane, focused, flourishing as he drives away in his bright yellow brand new Ferrari that I'm sure he didn't actually buy because it's all a bit. and of course pirate dread Roberts in the chat notes mm that's good yeah that's the last about that oh yeah dude argentine steakhouse right someone is feeding it to him god what a guy he's just a gift that keeps on nick o'neal oh man well fun show a little house

keeping i just kicked the table uh Thursday we've got got a guest, a Big 12 guest. He's a big 12 analyst. He knows the Big 12. He maybe is called your team's game. He's a former quarterback for the Rice Owls. He threw to one of the greats. Remember, what was that kid's name?

That wide receiver they had at Rice, a really good one, who was just a great blocker and route runner. Ooh. Reddish hair. Klein? Klein. Taylor McCargg will be in studio talking ball, heavy ball Thursday.

And also, Dylan's got a bone to pick with him. Because from what I was told, not only does Taylor throw the, can throw a football and has proven it on video much further than Dylan. That's a lie. Does he not owe the company a nice steak dinner?

Are we going to call him out on it? I just did. But like when he's here, I mean. Oh, absolutely. He'll probably hear this before. But no, we're talking Big 12 ball. Not just Big 12.

We'll talk college ball. He's in the weeds. He knows it all. Big 12, who do you think your top two teams in the Big 12 are right now? Still think tech is... I mean, like, actual, like, literally top of the standings, though. Oh. Utah?

No. Who? BYU, Cincinnati. Both undefeated. I would not have gotten there. I mean, yeah, I'm not saying that it'll... BYU is good. I don't know what Cincinnati is yet.

I have not watched Cincinnati. Okay. Did you forget the, did you forget the Cincinnati is in the Big 12? Yes, I did. Yeah. I did. No offense to our friends in Cincinnati.

Yeah, not. Fun show. So yeah, tune in. We'll have Taylor in Studio. He's a friend of us, a friend of ours, a friend of the show. Friend of the show.

All right. It'll be a good one. All right. We'll see you later on for spooky season. Bye. Bye-bye. You know, Thank you.