Circling Back - Nightmare Vegas Tabs & Sharkcanos

Episode Date: May 23, 2022

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the people okay why do three of you have the same shit-eating grin on your faces my name is will defries to my left david that boy roth so a number of people have reached out and like you know concerned i wasn't going to be on the show today because of the news but um i'm here and you know what i'm not going to let pete davidson leave an snl keep me from performing during podcast week. That's been weighing a lot on you lately. It's tough, man. You know, I've occasionally watched some of their video clips.

That's an outdated way of saying their clips from SNL. And he's going to be missed in his one good segment a week. No, I mean, that's even... That's a lot. I know. I remember like a day, like this was right when, you know, he and Kim started getting linked together. And you said that you a lot. I know, I know. I remember like a day, like this was right when, you know, he and Kim started getting linked together and you said that you were, and I quote, shipping them. And then like, you were worried about his status with,

you know, SNL because of this, because you're such a stan. I will say, I was ground floor Pete Davidson, saw him open up for Jim Norton in Addison, at the Addison Improv, where I'll be next week uh Wednesday and Thursday just kidding um I I did see him open before he was Pete Davidson and he was really good he did five minutes and he killed it it was great so uh we wish him well I don't know what he's going to do now we probably will never hear about him again yeah yeah he's out of the news cycle now you know a lot of people people are surprised that Will's actually here today.

After the news of Florida-Georgia line breaking up, it's official. They are no longer together. Did we? Were there rumors of this that we talked about? There were rumors. It's a fish, Dave. Okay. Yeah, it's a fish came between them. They have broken up.

One of them joining fish. It's a sad, sad day for Will. That would be sick that's like john mayer going dead and co it's just like it yeah it's like one of the florida georgia line guys joins fish is it florida or mr georgia line yeah one's no one's scrambling to pick up either one of the florida florida georgia line boys okay what if it was the what if uh florida was leaving and what if the georgia line just picked up Flo Rida and just fit him right in? Okay. Be an interesting combination.

Like a Nelly Tim McGraw situation. That experiment worked out real well for them. Did they collab? I think so. Over and over again? Yeah. It wasn't good. Oh my gosh. Imagine not knowing, dude.

That song is straight garbage. Dylan, do you want to know what? Slow dancing with your girls or that? Straight garbage. I don't know why Dave was laughing. Dave might have been laughing at the same thing that Randy and I were laughing at. Can I expose you real quick was it

about the mic yeah was it loud well i try okay i try to time it with this beginning of the song so i moved it quickly i guess that was louder than i expected it to be i was just making funny funny faces because that's what i do yeah you're a noted funny guy david ruff but he already introed me he still got the creases in the new t-shirt what a boner dude so do you yeah you literally you you're wearing you're wearing an austin fc jersey with literal creases in it straight off the rack dave ruff over here it's not off the right bear total boner like dude brought me this very cool howard brothers t-shirt that's fun wow check out howard brothers i mean dude we got soccer dylan in the building what's good like i'm a big soccer fan are you huge i would love to i

would love for someone to pull the tape on some clips that you have regarding and supporting soccer hey you know what uh before i purchased this jersey last night we'll get to that in this weekend in fun but before i purchased a jersey i saw a fellow walking around the stadium with the same one mine doesn't have a name on the back a player's name you get chivalry on the back one of them says i guess there's a player on the team with the last name of mondo mondo we gotta get one for brett m-o-n-d-o of that yeah i was like man brett really needs this for when he takes those big mondo dumps every day i'm sorry i'm sorry we're two minutes four four minutes four yeah sorry man but i did think about brett i think you're talking about the soccer game match what do you call them it depends it depends how british you want to skew i'll just i'll just stick with game yeah

if you want to start if you really want to pander you can start saying match i'm not calling it a pitch either it's a. It's a feel. It's a soccer. Well, yeah, they kick the ball. They don't throw it. Yeah, I wanted to get on that. Yeah. Yeah, we got some big news. What?

All the interns starting today. Yeah. Who knows how this is going to pan out. It could be great. It could be a disaster, but I'm hoping it's the former. Oh, I think it's going to be very good. It's going to be great, man. As long as Dylan doesn't revert back to his old self

and how he used to be with interns. I've always been very kind to interns. I'm pretty sure there's a video of you literally using J-Bone as a footrest at your desk. It's a still image, and we just set it up. I didn't actually make him do that. Who distilled the image? Tito. Twice distilled no he did it three to three times thrice distilled it always amazes me that miller light was triple hops brew they did it once they were like no they did it twice they

nope not enough bunnies on the miller yeah when i played basketball they called me triple hops really yeah because i jumped three times higher than everybody else on the team. Do you think the Vortex bottles actually made the beer go into your throat faster? No. Total marketing ploy. Do you think that the pop-top can help the beer go into your mouth faster? Yeah. Dude, I like those.

That brewery out of Dallas used to do do the uh pop tops and then they stop it was probably not is that where the whole the whole top comes yeah well middle of the light didn't do that they just had they just had another thing that you could pop for the airflow there was yeah there was like the little vented um mouth opening on some of the cans the summer that they the summer they released the vortex bottles was one of the best summers of my life we took advantage of those and we loved it. There's nothing better than being outside with a Vortex bottle and the boys. It didn't come out faster.

Dude, I don't know. How do you know? What'd you do, a science experiment? I didn't. Even if it didn't make it come out faster, we still just acted like it did. And we only drank Miller Lite that entire summer. It was so much fun. Great.

Yeah. Me and my buddies, we weren't drinking much beer then. We were just pretty much doing Everclear. Really? Father of mine. It's a good time living in santa monica okay man back in the stew the boys are back shut up hey we got so scared of dead air yeah no i'm not should we start should we just start going silent and looking at dylan and waiting for him to say something and see how awkward he gets my dream for the uh terrible bit the substitute teacher the karaoke sub who was going to come in and do britney toxic i wanted him to sit right next to dylan i'm and not tell dylan that he was

going to perform sitting directly next to him and it was just going to be us just staring at dylan that he was going to perform sitting directly next to him and it was just going to be us just staring at dylan to see how he handled it did he not respond to you or did he back out he is already out of texas he like traveled the country doing i guess just substitute teaching and and showcasing his uh his britney spears karaoke which you've got to respect that toxic is what he said he crushed that toxic can't deny that no hey we got some excitement coming you ready for this tomorrow randy's game show returns to the patreon airwaves patreon.com slash circling back podcast go check it out uh dave won last time he broke my two i think i had a two two win streak that i was trying to take in and get the uh triple crown it's all right we'll rebuild a free pete y'all can hear the footsteps though can't you yeah dude for sure they're really

far away right now but yeah we can hear them we can hear them we need to ensure that like no one on this panel of podcasters maybe tried to ask the person putting the game show together to maybe make it more friendly to him i haven't asked i think you should pay i think you should pander to randy more y'all hear that i'm coming for that ass you need to start asking i told you before like you need to have him do like baseball players from 1995 and then i will for sure get taken out of there i think dave could probably hold his own but i'm screwed i'm ready mike greenwell like when did gabe capler play can i can i use him sid bream late 90s steve buschel mickey morandini kenny lofton ryan sandberg kenny lofton was sick chuck knoblock oh yips noted yips guy sure he keeps that knob on lock though gino petrali don't know gino petrali

rusty greer of course, Texas Ranger. Uh, men will literally name random baseball players from the nineties on their podcast instead of going to therapy. Yeah, I do both. Really? Just staring at you. What's up Dylan?

Do you think that Jersey was the worst purchase than a Brett's Georgia Baca NFT? What are you talking about? I'm kind of... I'm honestly annoyed because I got an Austin FC jersey in the mail yesterday, and Dylan totally cucked me by getting one the same day and then wearing it in the work the next day. You got yours in the mail? I got mine at the stadium.

Yeah, and you paid the stadium price. Yeah. I don't want to talk about... I paid the discount on adidas.com. I don't want to talk about what I paid for this jersey, but... Wow. You know, must be doing pretty well. Yeah. What's the damage on that? Mine was on sale. I paid for this jersey. Wow. It must be doing pretty well. Yeah.

What's the damage on that? Mine was on sale. I'd rather not say. You can probably look it up if you have to. But, you know, look, Austin has a professional sports team. It's not a real one. Why is Tim Robinson joining us? It is soccer.

It's a soccer team, but it is a professional sports team. Save these takes for too much. Austin has one. And I've decided I'm going to support the squad, mostly because my son, Parks Chivary, is a soccer kid, and I'm embracing it. I'm rolling with it. I'm supporting him, supporting the team.

Here I am. Here I am. They're going to have you kick out the first ball. Don't they do that? Kick out the first ball. Don't they do that? Kick out the first ball. I don't think that's a thing. They just have you go out there and you're the honorary kick guy. Is that a thing they do?

First kick. Throw out the first kick. Sometimes they'll walk out with like you can just hold the hand of one of the players. Yeah, I don't want to do that. I'd rather just kick something. What if Mondo holds your hand? Yeah. What if you get to walk out with Mondo?

Just me and Mondo? Yeah. Hey, can I read a couple of reviews before we get into this weekend, recapping this weekend and fun? Sure. We got some more reviews this week. We got one that says, you understand where I'm going with this? I know I'm supposed to write some backhanded compliment, but I'm going to keep it all love.

The juxtaposition of the pod's masculine urge to mount televisions yet embrace femininity by ben binge watching uh the latest reality tv is refreshing for real though as a man in his late 20s these gentlemen make me excited to continue shooting the mid-90s on the golf course with my boys followed by a round of espresso martinis for years to come five stars years to come until you get married and have a kid. Just saying. We got a really mean one. What? How many stars? Five.

Okay. Yeah, so that was cool of him. It's mostly mean to me. So like, I'm just going to gloss. Don't read it. Don't read it. I'm just going to gloss over that one and tell everyone to go out and leave a positive one. Go to the next one, man. It says, happy podcast week, everyone.

These guys are more than a podcast. These guys are my family. Give them a chance to earn your business. That's big. When you're here, you're family family when does it get ugly it hard to say except for will will is not in my family is that what it says i thought you said it was negative about you he skipped no this i skipped the other one it's really long and the guy really does not like me very much oh so he's like it's not even a bit he's just straight up yeah he doesn't really like well you read the next read the next one. I'm going to read it, and I'm going to give my live reaction. What?

Do you want me to actually read it? No. No. No, let's just move on. This guy's just a meanie. I'm okay with it. I can roll with the punches now. I used to get mad about the mean reviews.

Now I'm like, I kind of like that. I'm just pissing people off. You're moving a needle. Oh. Well, the carrot duck is too cocky. Shut up. Bye. Are you the carrot? Oh, you well the carrot duck is too cocky shut up i are you the carrot oh you are the carrot yeah i'm the carrot duck you're also a siphon yeah yeah give me your gasoline i want to put it in my mouth you know i'm i i love what ricky prosper did with that image if you haven't seen it i don't know where you can see it's on our

instagram yeah i'm really jealous of the siphon yeah it's you just you look like you're up to something but what about the syllable dude he's got his own like his logo is sick he looks like he is looks like he's going to a party hey it's time let's recap this weekend of fun presented by early bird cbd early bird gummies are a recreational hemp product that contain around two and a half milligrams of natural thc and around 12 and a half milligrams of CBD in each gummy. These are formulated for fun and to make you feel good. Gotta say, when you get, it's like we're on a Monday right now. You know what I like doing on Mondays when I get home from work? Absolutely nothing. Oh, there it is. And you know what helps me do that in the most enjoyable way possible? Early bird CBD, baby. talk about the best sleep of your life yes the sleep

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suddenly the boys are all hanging out and like playing golf together let me say this man it was fun i'm sure it was we had a couple pops out there i had a couple pops really afterwards sprite has a lot of sugar in it as we learned in new orleans hamburger different kind of we have some adult pops. No cheese. We went to Lou's. Did you have cheese on your burger? Oh, yeah.

So it was a cheeseburger. Dylan and I got a little adventurous. Dylan and I went with the double patty. Didn't need two patties. They were big boy patties, man. I've learned that in my life. I no longer need two patties. So there were a third.

I asked the young lady, and she said, well, they're a third of a pound. So getting two of those, you're basically eating like one sixth of a pound this dude's doing which is not my opinion i'll tell the women in stem who just threw their laptop across the room yeah so we did uh it was a really good time the rest of the night brittany was out with the friends you had dinner she got home late oh so you did early birds. I was asleep when she got home. I just sat on the couch. I'd drink some wine.

I took an early bird. Did you say you did some Mondo cranking? What are you doing? I'm sorry. No, I didn't say that. I didn't do any Mondo cranking. Great little Friday night. Dave's proud of that.

I'm kind of jealous of that Friday night, honestly. I could use a night alone, like quick. Anytime you can use Mondo. I'm sorry. friday night dave's proud of that i'm kind of jealous of that friday night honestly i could i could use a night alone like quick anytime you can use mondo i have i'm sorry i watched some basketball and i watched some better call saul and drank wine it was how far are you um i'm i think two episodes into season two oh dude hey just wait just wait it's okay i mean that's all i'm gonna say okay okay you're torching me right now. Really? Yeah. You're leaving me in the dust. Sally's really tanking how much I'm watching. She's not a binge girl, dude.

You've been out of town. Does she not like the show? No, she does, but she's been doing this really fucking annoying thing lately. It's called reading. And I'm like, stop reading your books. Like, what are you- I'm so over my wife reading. Dude, it's your wife's fault.

She said a lot- Like, they're reading this Royals book together, and I'm like, put the book down so we can watch some television. Is it the lord book okay is she still doing music yeah i like so saturday since we're still talking about my weekend had a little family time got to catch up with some fam and then uh britney and i had dinner at carve wow the unofficial steakhouse of washed media everybody's going to carve sitting sitting at the bar at carve is an absolute scene if anyone wants to toss me an invite to carve i will accept it quick i love that place no i feel like y'all are going to carve like all the time i i got an order that was pretty good i probably won't get it again it

was the prosciutto and fig pizza. A little sweet. You got figgy with it. A little sweet. I did. It was still good, though. Do you know how many grams of sugar are in that balsamic reduction? And then Sunday. What did I do Sunday?

Sunday. Went to the game. Went to the soccer game. Football. Austin FC. Right. You hear about these guys? Follow me.

We're in good position going into the playoffs. Correct? Are the playoffs, correct? Are the playoffs even approaching? We're not in any position to get relegated, which is pretty cool. I feel like there's a lot of regular season left. There is, I think. Yeah. Dave's so horny for the playoffs.

Look, man. Look, hey, this is all great, but give me to the big show. Yeah. Playoff Dave's ready. It was a great weekend. Now that the EPL's over,'m all in on austin fc that's all i care about i took my son and my partner with me to the soccer game parks and that's it that's it go ahead honestly like i would have taken an invite to any of those things sorry man it's okay you're out of town i was really tired last night during the austin fc game so it's probably good you didn't invite me let me start with butler pitching putt

as dylan mentioned randy dylan brett and i we went down there so it's a it's a every the longest hole out there is 100 yards so you need a wedge one wedge one putter that's it you know it's you don't wear a glove you don't have to try hard and dress up. I was very impressed. We'd walked it, but we'd never played it. It was a lot of fun. We played in an hour. We get up to the first tee, and you hit off mats.

Everyone misses the green except producer Randy, who does not play golf, puts one to about eight feet. What's wrong with y'all? He got lucky. He was like an unintentional bump and run, basically. He just rolled it up there. A blind pig finds an acorn every once in a while. No, Randy surprised me.

I would expect Randy to be terrible at golf. He's not terrible. He's just bad. He's not terrible. Okay. You could, in theory, bring him to a regular course and not be embarrassed. He wouldn't totally embarrass you. Not have your boys-

Well, he would embarrass you in other ways, but not because of his golf. When he's giving a bouquet of flowers to the cart girl, like, dude, Randy, stop laying it on so thick, dude. The starter asks for his receipt and he just folded it up into origami. I could see Randy walking up to the first tee with a Frisbee in his hand being like, oh, my bad. I got confused. Like, okay, we're doing bits now, Randy. went straight from there to lose a little uh new restaurant that was enjoyable

had a nice sorry you didn't win dude lose you get it you were there too oh yeah yeah you lost too sorry you can go ahead uh then i got to go home watch uh speaking of uh lose watched uh watch game two the western conference finals didn't uh didn't end well um kind of kind of never felt really good about it even though we had a sizable lead that's fine uh saturday morning went back to the golf course different golf course a real golf course Jimmy Clay and uh played with the lads had a good time Brett was there played okay 49 41 came back strong figured some stuff out quite windy um then yesterday oh yeah wait let me say this I did see noted New York Times best-selling author WR Bowen Saturday night went to Matt's old Rancho with he and Barrett. And we had a good time. I thought Ross was going to be doing a book signing there or something.

He might have been. I was the only one who didn't order fajitas again. I went with the enchiladas. What kind? Suiza. What kind of meat? Chicken. Tell me about that meat, dog.

I always go chicken. Regular chicken. Can you do fajita chicken in there? Well, they don't do smoked chicken enchiladas. They do the smoked chicken. So, yeah, it's on site. Try the shrimp with Suiza. It's good.

I just like the texture. I mean, I'll try. I'm not opposed to shrimp, but... Nonetheless, it is a good order, Dave. I'm proud of you. Sunday. It's like the hamster of the sea. I got to give him...

I got to give Will credit. It's like, hey, this is going to be a big weekend for EPL. Relegation. No playing. Watched a lot of it. More than I watched – who was it? Liverpool and then Man City. Those were the two games.

So trying to figure out which one I needed to be switching, you know, going to. It was tough. It was tough, but I enjoyed my experience. Rest of the day, hung out, watched golf, Dylan's buddy, JT. Good times. I had the pleasure of going to the tournament. And I have to say, it was one of the most enjoyable times I've ever had on a golf course, whether it's playing or whether it's watching a golf tournament. I had an absolute blast. If you guys ever have the opportunity to go to a non-Augusta major that you can just simply buy tickets to,

I highly recommend doing so. I had such a good time. Like, Tulsa impressed me as a city as well. I think I might move there. I bought a house there, actually, while we were there. He closed on that quickly. You know that's the Midwest. It's's not i actually had this conversation with numerous people you hear that dude tulsa's more midwest than oklahoma city

it actually had midwest vibes on on saturday when the temperature was at about 58 degrees all day that was the ultimate golf watching weather for me you had to walk around in order to maintain being a little bit warmer. Cause if you just stood like stood still the entire time, you're going to get freezing cold. It was just the perfect golf weather. I had such a blast shots to JT, did a little following a JT during the round,

did a little speed following as well. Also tried to catch a little bit of, you know, Zal Torres. I did a very, Sally got very embarrassed because when Hovland walked by us, I gave a, let's go Vic.

Nice. And, she was like, what are you doing? Why are you trying to get approval from a 22 year old right now? This is embarrassing for me. He plays golf and baseball cleats. It's Hov though.

I know it was fun though. Highly recommend everybody, uh, to every backer that came out and, uh, said what up shouts to you guys, to the guy who, uh,

apparently called my name so I could sign his camouflage croc. I'm sorry that I didn't hear you. Next time I see you, I'll sign your camouflage croc. We had camo crocs at Southern Hills. Yeah, the only shoes that people were wearing out there, the most popular shoes were like, I saw it. I know it's always like a running trope of like golf shoes

for patrons at a tournament. It was an insane amount of golf shoes at this tournament. Golf shoes and Ons? Yeah. And then Ons sneakers. Maybe a little bit of Allbirds? Everywhere. No, Ons have replaced Allbirds.

The Allbirds is done. Allbirds, they're punching air. I'm actually in on Allbirds now. Ons are just dunking on Allbirds right now? Absolutely. They are. I'm creating a competing shoe brand called Offs. Oh, that's good.

If you want to get in on the ground floor. Really? Yeah. Ooh. They could do a collab with Jordans. Looking for some funding. You could have the J-Offs. Why did I think of that so easily?

Yeah, that was weird. Because you're the horniest person I know. No. Is it a trick again? You're impossibly horny. It's you and KJ are tied for the horniest people in the room at all times. I want to be in that tie. That sounds sick.

I don't know, man. Imagine living like that. My T is super low. You're right. The carrot dog. The siphon. But yeah, dude, I mean, I had an absolute blast. Shouts to Southwest Airlines for canceling our flight

three hours before the flight. That was cool. That's sick. They did rebook us on a flight that I would have been in the air right now on. So that was cool to them. But I will say that the TSA guy in the Tulsa airport was an absolute real one and got us through,

even though we didn't have a boarding pass for Fritz because we were going to miss our flight if we had to wait in the giant line of people you didn't beat the shit out of them like that one guy no i thought about swearing i thought about squaring up with somebody but because the tsa guy was so nice about it i didn't have to beat the piss out of anybody there i also think it's easier i think it's easier to fight like airline employees as opposed to tsa people i feel like some federal like i might get like a felony or something if i'm playing the actual tsa guy fight tsa yeah yeah why why did that guy i guess he worked for united or worked for the airport newark

why did he refuse to like stay down he was getting back up he was begging for the smoke he didn't hear no bell that guy's a football player do you see that part of it really he's a cfl receiver how do you get to the point in your like job where you're like you know what i officially don't care about my job anymore i'm fighting this guy that i'm supposed to be helping we're fighting now oh man you see you see these viral videos sometimes of fast food joints where like a you know there's an ornery customer who's just very unhappy and then the person behind like working the cash register just does not care and they'll like absolutely throw hands back at them they're so funny but like you're gonna lose your job they probably

don't care like that dude that dude went down so hard he fell into the little conveyor belt thing they check baggage on what if it took him back that was like the top comments on that tweet they're like man the world would have ended if this dude like twitter would have exploded if dude went back on the conveyor belt he just sat sat up and just, he just went back for it. Like Randy Marstow. Yeah. I mean, had somebody had the presence of mind to hit the conveyor belt button and take him to the back instead of letting him get up and get hit again, it would have been, it would have been the perfect video. Want to get away.

it would have been the perfect video i want to get away oh well you know what i you know i did wear this weekend tell me everyone knows i'm a denim guy now i'm a born again denim user oh dave by the way thanks for including that voicemail last week about uh the mugsy jeans remember that one about me not being able to see the the acid wash color in them that was that was pretty cool i thought it was pretty funny the acid wash mugsies go so hard i go so i i had the pleasure of wearing brett's on a boat recently and i i have to immediately go get some myself like i have to go get some is it true you peed in his jeans when you're in the lake no comment no comment baby got him yeah those are your jeans now yeah that's what i told brad i was like dude another man pees in your jeans

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You had to cash out every single time. You guys might have heard about this guy. He owns two firehouse subs. You follow him? Yeah. Are you guys familiar with a place called edc in las vegas oh like congrats to his daughter who is probably married by now oh yeah they got that block of rooms at the bellagio yeah that's cool the wedding block maybe this maybe this following story happened maybe this is his tab maybe so what is edc in las vegas still and you're the guy you're the vegas guy i don't i don't know i don't go to daisy carnival oh i don't like that that sounds like something that like this sounds like a restaurant it sounds like some place where people doing drugs that i can't handle um

this this is not a place for us we this is not our scene have we been aged out a number of things out like you name it well they uh there's a tab that has recently come out from this thing and it's a casual this is with the tip so that's nice the tips included which makes it easier and a little more digestible but it's a hundred sixty seven thousand seven hundred sixty four dollars and fifty cents man why is there a surcharge admin fee of nine percent on this because it's las vegas dylan and that's what people do there's an there's a surcharge admin fee and then there's the service charge which is the tip which is 24 grand but surcharge admin fee this person spent 51 000 without tip or tax alone on claudia azul reposado. They were like, I want every ceramic bottle you have to offer in this place.

It does go down quite smoothly. They got a water bucket for $3,000. It's a bucket of waters. No, they got 39 water buckets. Okay, well, whatever. $75 each. They spent $3,000 on water. No, this is where Brett gets interested.

The Red Bull bucket, you mean? Oh, come on. If we went to a club and wett gets interested the red bull bucket you mean come on if we went to a club and we didn't have a red bull bucket with our bottle i'd be upset i'm more interested in the space tea bucket yeah i don't tell me more about space tea is space tea something that we don't know of they just got one of them they must have not been very good they didn't go back it's mushroom lemonade tea what is the all are welcome for 11 grand? Is that a name of an alcohol? All I could think of was like, maybe it's like a thing where it's like,

no, just send people to our table and they'll just shuttle hot people to your table for $11,000. So this is, I just realized there's no food on this. This is just cocktails, just drinks. Yeah, yeah. And vibes. Right.

I don't understand. I understand how you can buy like one or two bottles in order to you know get in the club and be in a desirable place in there i've never understood how you can just comfortably spend any more than just one or two like this is also for 20 people yeah but still 20 so it's eight thousand dollars ahead essentially imagine those venmo requests getting sent out like today some people are like dreading. What if they did credit card roulette? You can't even do a Venmo request for this because it's too much money to spend on your weekly balance.

What's the limit on Venmo? Isn't it like four grand or something? Like, I don't even think you can do this. I'm not sure. 51 grand on tequila. 51 grand on tequila what if let's just hypothetically say that a certain bartender from the cosmo was the one who actually ran this tab up how would he describe that to his wife the next day when she asked how he spent all that money listen to this barb listen to this space team you heard of. Yeah. 20 folks walk in. Babes.

You follow me? Ceramic tequila. Class A as well. See how I'm going with this? Dude, he is. 26 of them. We had so many A's and spades, you thought we would have been hitting 21. What is this, Motorhead? That's so stupid.

Yeah, this is Space T. It's so stupid yeah this is space t it's teammate in space if i this is not our scene at all what can you describe what what what's over there at edc edm lights lasers lasers is this peak like is this peak uh if you're if you're one of those people that likes to do the hula hoop thing in the crowd, is this where you go? This is peak hula hoop season? Absolutely. That documentary that we all watched on that climber, the guy who ended up... He died. I'll spoil it.

He died. I enjoyed the fact that he was very into being the hula hoop guy at music festivals. That caught me very off guard. They just let you bring a hula hoop in or do you have to get them inside because i feel like you'd have some problems at the gate like maybe you can't sir you can't bring those hula hoops yeah you can't so let you yeah so dylan always brings a hula hoop to acl to do his routine and like last year dylan put a bunch of uh he poured beers into the hula hoop so that we could funnel the beers before he actually did his routine

that's right yeah it was a pretty savvy move honestly yeah you're welcome i let you hit it too you put out major like i'm really good at rhythm sticks vibes but you're not very good at rhythm sticks i've never done rhythm sticks so i would never claim that i'm i'm really good at rhythm i'm not even sure what those are i'm just the dude who goes to the edm show with the skip it my sister hit me in the face with a skip it once i talked that had to hurt uh dave it was one of the more painful things she's ever like i mean you know how like older sisters can be she's she was always pretty good to me but this particular time it was after a t-ball game that she had i think i was just talking shit and uh she took her chirping your sister yeah and she

took her skip it and she just wailed on me with with it. I was like, why are you doing that? That hurts. I tried to report it to the police, but... Yeah, I'm trying to think what our area of expertise in the EDM show would be. If Martin Skrillex, we could go to his set. Okay. You hear about this guy? Everybody likes him. We'd go to Deadmau5. You hear about that guy? He's good mouth five is pretty good he's good dude is he the guy with the marshmallow head no that's marshmallow oh fuck i think

yeah dead mouth five we know what dead mouth before before y'all start to try i'm trying to sound cool yeah yeah i'm trying to sound young and relevant dude that's not what this podcast is even about he's got a mouse head for a head i think if you okay you're a dj and and you your label is like all right like you don't have enough of a brand yourself in order to be like this famous of a dj what are you going to wear on your head what are you going to wear you got to you got to do um god i don't know one of those horse heads maybe i'm going with the kfc bucket like that one dude buckethead what was buckethead from he was like the guitar player and he filled in for guns and roses i don't know he just had a he had a kfc bucket with eyes poked out of it and that was his entire bit

it's so stupid it's either it's either unequivocally the worst bit of all time or so bad it's good what does martin skrillex wear that's a good question you'd go up there as a glizzy yeah i just don't think i would do that you'd have to be the hot dog man yeah no why you just start spraying the crowd with mustard bottles like steve aoki or whatever throws the pies at people you're just you're just dousing gotta find the guy who did this you know tim robinson you would not to bring this this old trope back but i mean you just go out there with a sock on your. Yeah, for sure.

Sock up, dog. For sure. I could get like a stance sponsor and stuff and be like, yeah, no, it's got to be a heavy wool sock. OK, well, maybe stance wants to dip into the ski sock game. All right. That'd be kind of tight, though, if I was just a big sock. That would be sick. Sock man.

What would your name be? I don't know. It'd be sock. SoQ. I like that. I like that. I like that a lot. Yeah. That's very Vegas-y.

Yeah, exactly. Vegas-friendly. Exactly. I'd have a residency there. Sock. Vegas is hottest New Idiot Festival. Welcome to Sock Fest. Are you ready to get socked?

Come get socked on. $2 you call. They don't do $2 you call. Nobody does that. Nah, nah. I don't know. The club that I play might not have big minimums or anything. Class A Azul, 10 grand a bottle.

Water bucket, $75. Try to space T and get socked on. My whole bits that I do shoeies. You get it? I'm a sock. My whole bit's that I do shoeies. You get it? Because I'm a sock. Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah. It's like I need to get in that shoe, but it's filled with beer, so I have to drink it first.

Look at the last line. It says unmet minimum. $30. Yeah, I'm sure that really helped them meet the minimum. Did they come up $30 short on the minimum? There's no way. It appears as though they might have because the minimum might have been $120,000 and they needed to get there with $30, so they just brought it up.

$120,000 for the – Will, there's no way that's a thing. Maybe you should just ball harder. I'm just kidding. What's going on? Why is – It's inflation. Unmet minimum. It'sin inflation now will i think you're right that's the only thing that makes sense here yeah yeah they hit they they hit 119,000

imagine $970 imagine going off like this and and your your servers like by the way you guys haven't met your minimum yet like what are you talking about dude what like come on dude what we've been drinking here for six hours yeah we got 26 class a azul bottles we just bought a range rover from your club and you're not gonna call it a day like what this doesn't make sense we got 16 buckets of red bull yeah this is a down payment on a really nice house like just give me give me the fucking receipt 10 bottles of asa spades brute or 2300 a piece flounder and i actually ran this tab up in tulsa this past weekend Bottles of Asa Spade's Brut are $2,300 a piece. Flounder and I actually ran this tab up in Tulsa this past weekend.

Do you know, I would love to know what the Tulsa nightclub scene is. There's got to be, there's probably one place. We went to a really nice restaurant in Tulsa, and I felt like I was home because cocktails were $10. Just Midwest. Wow. I'm so numb to Austin at this point that I was home because cocktails were $10. Just Midwest. Wow. I'm so numb to Austin at this point that I just hate ordering cocktails. Like spending $10 on a cocktail, all I want to do is drink 100 of them.

It felt so good to spend that. It feels like it's free at that point. It was so nice. Like it was just so refreshing to be at a place where I didn't feel like I was getting absolutely shelled. $10. Very nice. Those Midwest prices, dude. That's sick. Yeah, if you're living in a place

that's not Austin or New York City or LA or San Francisco, be happy that you're paying $10 for a cocktail. We're getting screwed here. It's $17 across the board pretty much. Yeah. That's not fair. It's like $14 to $18.

That's the craft scene, not like the bar scene. I'm too old for bars. I got bars, though. That's not fair. It's like 14 to 18. That's the craft scene, not like the bar scene. I'm too old for bars. I got bars, though. That's so cute. Wrap over my beats. Suck. Suck.

What's up with this monkey pox? You guys hear about that? Yeah, I don't know. We should definitely issue some knee-jerk takes and that will in no way age poorly. Yeah. I don't want to get monkey pox. We probably had COVID takes that aged like shit. I think we were like, we were like yeah i think we're gonna be on the studio for a couple

weeks but we'll be back we did i definitely did months later i still haven't left my apartment it's crazy i didn't i didn't know like the full uh extent of it you know i got those monkey pox wait i'm sorry was that something to the tune of dirty pop it was yeah okay Wait, I'm sorry. Was that sung to the tune of Dirty Pop? It was, yeah. Dirty Pop. Yeah.

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so bad that it was good one of those like people people loved it because it was so bad i actually saw the first one and the second one i'm not happy about that oh you had i mean you had to it was all everyone was talking about well this one uh a volcano recently erupted uh-huh and as the daily mail loads this uh i will eventually get to it but a nasa satellite captured a plume of discolored water emitting from the kavachi volcano where mutant sharks live in acidic underwater craters that volcano solomon islands correct oh it's got to be right yeah him interesting slickopedia over here okay dave look at this dude he just knows everything what's up with these sharks though like tell me about them are they

they're mutants are they massive what's going on okay apparently there's been a lot of volcanic activity in april and may of 2022 where we're just right in the thick of right now it's been dubbed the sharkano because two species of sharks live there scientists believe that they have mutated to survive the hot and acidic environment i think what they're trying to say in a bunch of like dorky scientific words is that these sharks got that dog you know really they're actually hammerheads they're different they got that hammerhead really the hammerhead is kind of hilarious though right i don't like i understand deal with those like if you're the other sharks you see that you're like dude you know why is your head yeah that's like your boy showing up

with a shitty haircut it's like dude that's like your boy gets a fuckboy haircut out of nowhere and you're like what are you doing yeah it gets tapered up like somebody like you know when you learn in fourth grade about how like animals adapt to their environment and stuff like how did hammerheads get to that point i don't know what's the what's the point of that hammerhead they just had a construction site trying to make themselves useful it's like i can't i can't do anything because i don't have arms i don't think i don't think sharks do much construction generally how do you know you've been underwater swimming with them have you seen their houses they're terrible subcontractors i'll tell you that right now they try to collect payment they're just absolute sharks about collecting payment before the job's actually

done just always on your ass do we need to take a do we need to take a trip to this shark oh go ahead what were you saying? We're putting in a wall here, right? We're going to be dealing with some subs here pretty quick. Lumber's going to take a while to get here. We should probably have our contractor. Our GC? Is he a GC?

Yeah. We should have him on. Because that dude... The most contractor-y contractor of all time. He doesn't even look at me when he's in the studio. He's like, this guy has no fucking clue. This guy's not going to have the answer to the questions. He pulled up rocking some Cayman boots. Oh, yeah.

Which is a weird thing to do. Just some designer jeans, just like a golf polo. He was just living. Probably eating pretty good working in this Austin market. It's time for him to start on this wall. Yeah, it's going to be a while. Waiting on some parts. We should have this wall installed in the next couple of years, though.

I'm pretty excited about it. It's only been a couple of weeks. I know. Hey, Dave, can you tell me what this volcano exploding, can you tell me what the plume looks like yeah i thought you might be going there it looks like um it looks like the opening scene of jackass forever what's your review on jackass forever dave i've got about 20 minutes left but it's fine there's some i mean some of most of it's still hits. It doesn't hit in

quite the same way. Now I was down very, very bad when I watched it last night, but. Oh, that's what you chose to watch at post-loss? Yeah. I was looking for recs and everybody had really good recommendations. And then I was like, you know what? I'm just gonna watch Jackass. Cause I remember that you had gotten onto me for not watching it. Yeah. I just feel like it's been long enough. We talked about seeing it in theaters and now it's been like on demand. So are you a Paramount Plus boy now?

I did it through Amazon. I decided to rent it. I did not purchase it. I rented it for $4.99. Do you like that the first five minutes are just Chris Pontius' penis the entire time? I've seen his penis so much that it doesn't even matter at this point.

Yeah, you're kind of numb to it. He's in that good spot of being able to expose himself to people and not get in trouble for it. Like when I saw that thing, like before they revealed who it was or what it was i knew immediately i knew that was party boy dick what's your opinions on party boy dick dylan i'm not familiar with party boy dick i've never seen i don't remember seeing his his hang down dude go watch jackass forever on paramount plus or you can rent it on amazon

for a very small fee okay the steve the steve-o bee beard on his um penis i know he he put randy to shame randy can't even handle a bee sting on his eye and steve-o's out here putting like an entire hive on his crank they put the queen they put the queen bee in a little box and like put it on his, on his person. It's, it's weird. Like when, if I'm watching euphoria and like a bunch of D's come out on euphoria,

I'm like, man, I don't want to see that on jackass. I'm like, Oh, this is hilarious. Show me more. Yeah.

Let's see more. Yeah. When you're there, your family. Dylan's a shame. Everybody's got that one buddy. Who's you've, he's always going crank out yeah maybe not anymore but like you know back in the day he's like all right dude

oh i got a buddy who will facetime me okay and when i answer the phone he's sitting there on his couch completely naked and it's a wide angle of everything that's going on and he'll be just blacked out drunk you know that's a good i like that bit that he's doing but that is so that is a comfortability that i don't have with a lot of my friends right now he's just no shame can i start doing that to you i'd rather you didn't why have you ever seen me naked no not many people have i saw like part of your butt the other day though yeah and you're changing out by the lake i do my absolute best to make sure that people can't see me naked yeah i don't you know can you see me naked it's not my favorite thing to be naked in front of other people why how did jackass just assemble a crew of only it's like that guy from every other crew around

the country that like likes to do bits and get naked. They got them all in one place and then created like an empire. Imagine the anxiety hanging out with that crew. You might take a clip or so back of your head. For my money, that is the best content in those movies. Like the random like people think they're doing one thing, like they're walking into like the port-a-potty. The next thing you know, like a bomb goes off inside the port-a-potty. Or you're walking through a doorway

and a giant boxing glove just smacks you in the face. Oh, the punch that they did in Jackass Forever is just great. Just nut shot. You're always on nut shot alert around those guys. Yeah. There's a particularly horrific nut scene. I shouldn't call it a nut scene. Chill out.

That's not what happens. A lower area damage scene. I shouldn't call it a nut scene. Chill out. That's not what happens. A lower area damage scene at the beginning. They get Francis Ngannou. Yeah. Heavyweight champion. Big puncher. Just straight to the piece.

Oh, that's dangerous. Cup on, but still. You would do it. That's dangerous. We could put you up. You would do it. That's dangerous. We could put you up to it. And then the pogo stick, that seemed like a little, that was a little far from it.

Yeah. Yeah, that could really damage something. Like, hey man, I think we got enough. No, no, no. We got this pogo stick. And you guys know my sad story. I once was gifted a pogo stick on Christmas

and I didn't weigh enough for it. So I had to take it back. My name's Steve-O and I'm getting shot out of the Sharknado. Oh yeah, the sharks. Sharkcano. Okay, the only thing I'm disappointed about with this story is like, they look like normal sharks. They're just like able to live in this crazy water.

I kind of, yeah, like, do they have superpowers? Can they like have, do they have laser beams or anything? When you hear mutant shark, you're thinking, oh, freaking laser beams. Freaking laser beams. Freaking laser beams. Like, yeah, what if they had, like, giant arms and they just, like, fought people? The sharks, that is. Yeah.

In lieu of fins or, like, in addition to that? Yeah, what if they grew, like, arms out of their head or something? I don't know how to answer that, man. What's up with those fish that live in, like, the really dark part of the ocean that have, like, lights on their head? You seen these things? They'll have little lanterns. Yeah, like, how does that, like... So they can see. It's so dark down there dog the hammerheads

are walking around with just the most inconvenient head of all time and then these things have like little like lights above there they've got sconces on their head it's a flex imagine having just a built-in lantern on your body or do like a documentary about this an inconvenient head dude i don't know i was too busy talking about how hot his fucking daughters were dude uh the floor sisters oh wuga nobody knows what that is what was that article the other day that is the most dated article somebody from the ringer was going through old write-ups on like the pga um in like 2000 pga championship and they stumbled upon one and it's from ship it's a shipnuk who's like the guy who just wrote the stumbled upon one and it's from ship. It's a ship knock. Who's like the guy who just wrote the fill book.

And he's widely regarded as one of the best golf writers. And there's a line in it. Then he's like setting the stage about this tournament. It's like, it's hot, hotter than the, he says hotter than the Gore daughters. And at first I read that and I was like,

Gore. So I was like, not Frank. I'm like, this is 2000. So it's not Frank Gore. It's not Jason Gore. So is he talking, he's talking about Al Gore. And i was like not frank i'm like this is 2000 so it's not frank gore it's not jason gore so is he talking he's talking about al gore and i was like was that a thing weren't you a big

tipper guy back in the day dude you love tipper tipper i kind of like that man what a name i just don't i can't speak to their attractiveness or lack thereof but it just was never a thing like you heard i feel like the bush daughters had their time but no one was ever like well chelsea clinton was in the news cycle a lot but like i feel like the gore daughters weren't that in the news cycle not at all can't just be calling them out no they didn't have like laptops with a bunch of risque stuff on it i heard phil was actually putting this news out because he was trying to get ship not canceled and this is this is all you could come up did you see the so apparently in the book there's a story about how phil when he would win a major or win a tournament he would he wouldn't

give bones the flag so like i guess maybe it's customary oh so that's why it was a big deal yesterday so yesterday jt who bones is on his bag now wins and there's a photo of bones holding the flag and people are like oh that's that's not an accident what's phil's problem i don't know it might just be a piece of shit i don't know as long as i'm getting paid out i can i think i can leave the flag behind yeah dude you're like yeah you're getting a trophy yeah you're getting a lot of money like you just yeah who needs a flag what if you need that flag to send to uh a digital media frat company who posted your photo of you throwing the double birds at your first major win?

Yeah, hypothetically, what if you're on a private jet throwing double birds at the camera? How did Ross end up with that? He just claimed it. He just grabbed it. He got two. No, we didn't get two. They only sent us one.

Someone, no, they didn't. I know there is at least two, and I think us one. Someone, no, they didn't. There's a second one. I know there is at least two, and I think there's three. And I think that, yeah. Well, I can take an educated guess on who grabbed one of them. Our other intern arrived. Yeah. Yep.

That's all right. We got a few minutes. Hey, let's talk real quick about our friends over at Shopify. You guys ever seen this Wash Media store? Yeah, I have actually. We're currently between stores a little bit, but right now. The old one's currently. The number of the items are here.

But honestly, the best thing about Shopify is that Shopify is easy enough that three people like us can actually use it and make money for our business on this. It's pretty amazing. Yeah, you guys somehow let me be in charge of like the new merch store and um well i'm like the old guy who's somehow gonna have to you're doing great have to operate uh shopify yeah but even like poking around in there you can at least tell that even someone like you like even like you know the older crowd dylan right like you can even use something like that it gives i'm saying it gives entrepreneurs the resources once reserved for big businesses so upstarts startups and established businesses and the like, they can just sell anywhere and everywhere. You can synchronize online and in-person sales and effortlessly stay informed.

Scaling your business is a journey of endless possibility of what we found out. We used to have an old merch operation. It didn't really work all that well. And guess what? We pivoted to Shopify. It's never been easier. That's right. David, it's true. We use Shopify across the entire network, whether it's watch media stuff. I've used it for Sunday scares for a long time. If we can use it, so can you. Shopify powers millions of businesses from first sale to full scale. And if you're talking to somebody about trying to sell stuff online, the first thing they ask you, who are you using? Shopify? Yeah. Yeah, I am. You can reach customers online across social networks with an ever-growing suite of channel integrations and apps i actually love their app

getting the little notification that something just got sold they have a little uh oh yeah cha-ching it's a little it's addicting man go to shopify.com circling that's all lower. For a free 14-day trial and get full access to Shopify's entire suite of features. Grow your business with Shopify today. Go to Shopify.com slash circling right now. Again, Shopify.com slash circling. Can I let Dylan select which one of these next two stories we do first? Do you want to do moth content or do you want to do this week in priests?

Is moth content, is it meme related? That week in priests is moth content is it meme related because that was that was a good time hey dave's the one asking the questions here buck let's go let's go moth first you want to go moth yeah moth species not seen since 1912 was intercepted at detroit airport so we've got a we got a local tie in here says here that the moth was found because the light was on no i'm just kidding um how did this happen really yeah don't they usually found it find the new species at like motel sixes because they leave the light on for you stop yeah stop how do you not appreciate me to your motel how do you not appreciate that line of humor okay so apparently this moth hasn't has

not been seen since 1912 as i said is this the same moth or is this just a species of moth who tried who who follows this shit yeah who are the moth nerds out there that's the y'all you know i don't know the name of like the species genus name of these things but this moth is apparently pretty uh pretty sexy listen this this the m, whose black and gold dotted wings resemble a cloudy pre-dawn sky, were discovered in September and look to be a member of the moth family. Perilla Day, of course, the customs official says. That was my first inkling. That's a great description.

New moth just dropped? It's not new, dude. It was around in 1912. If you were a moth in 1912 how would you how would you go about finding some light they had uh only lantern back then correct light bulbs were around in 1912 right do we know i think everything was done via candlelight in 1912 it didn't edison like he definitely saw that design from someone, right? Tesla. When was the light bulb invented?

How did we have electric cars before we had 1879? You just looked it up. I swear to God. Really? Yeah. What is it? Long before Thomas Edison patented, first in 1879 and then a year later in 1880. Ah, yeah.

And began commercializing his incandescent light bulb you're right i don't need to read the rest of it no keep going you knew this no i didn't you read it how would i where would i have read that i don't know the internet i didn't come in today thinking man we're probably going to talk light bulbs at some point i better have a fun fact did you know that he invented a light bulb i think it was him or someone he did back then that like doesn't burn out don't all still isn't that a thing like all light bulbs shouldn't act you like the only reason I think it was him or somebody did. Back then, it doesn't burn out. Isn't that a thing? All light bulbs shouldn't act... The only reason light bulbs burn out

is because they intentionally tank the light bulb. Yeah, so you have to keep buying them. Yeah, most light bulbs should last a very long time. This kind of sounds like how you guys say that an alligator can live infinity years or whatever. No, for real. That is facts. For real.

That is facts. Alligators can live forever. We absolutely have the technology to make a light bulb that never burns out. But then you buy one and you have to buy them again. We should get off of fossil fuels. That doesn't make any sense.

That's pretty much all I got on the moth. Let's holler at some priests then. Okay, Dylan. This one's called... This is from The um this one's called this is from the sun it's called porn again i ditched my job as a priest to become a porn star at 83 why i believe sex brings you closer to god dylan they say cleanliness is close to godliness dylan this this priest disagrees can i read a light bulb thing real quick before we move on? Yeah, people were clamoring for more light bulb content.

The Centennial Light is the world's longest lasting light bulb. Yes. Burning since 1901 and almost never turned off. It is at 4550 East Avenue, Livermore, California. So there you go.

Dylan was right once again, as he always is. I'm sorry. On to this porn priest, old bag of bones story. He says, it's almost like having a party. That's one of the things I admire about this way of doing porn. Is it surprising that more priests don't pivot to this after going so many years with having to be like abstinent?

So he left the game, the priest game. He got out of it. I don't think he stayed in. He got out the game. Dude, dude was just mad horny. Had to get out of there. Had to shed the clergy. I'm just impressed he's able to get it up.

Dylan, this is something similar to what we've heard before. I find these days that my body is indeed a temple where intimacy and ecstasy are intermingled that's a really beautiful way of putting it now and it's like the juxtaposition it's not it is of the right the juxtaposition in careers this this gentleman has is this what they call hard pivot it doesn't get it doesn't get harder than this if you're in his congregation and he like he gives his like final sermon and says farewell to everybody shakes your hand as you're leaving the church you're feeling really good about it and you're like man what a great

career that guy had so what's next for you in retirement are you gonna go live on a golf course somewhere beautiful or no no i'm gonna start an only fans did you guys hear about herb what he's up to these days yeah every day i log in to see my only fans going up i'm making lots of money i got i got 16 000 subscribers this guy's name is norm self norm classic old guy name i tried you don't hear a lot of priests named norm i tried to find his his what his only his catalog why no i'm good. I'm good, dude. What are you doing, dog? I'm good.

Just look. Don't do that on a company laptop. I think that it would add to this segment if we had some of the titles of his. Dude, they need, someone needs, I need to contact the cable provider and talk to them about Home Alone now that I have a son. We have a brand new intern who got here no less than 10 minutes ago. Yeah. She's been listening to this. It's not the the best time it's not the best time for this segment

she's got headphones she's absolutely rethinking her decision yeah put on some both headphones please um norm self hey do you guys hear about this uh this austin murder um no really yeah let's pivot to something happy yeah go ahead man i was hoping i hope we could end the episode or something there was a love triangle situation and the the young lady who killed the new girlfriend like the girlfriend on the way out killed the new girlfriend is on the run she's a fugitive she's on the land she's on the land when did this happen like a week and a half ago oh okay she they went so it didn't have anything to do with the traffic coming in today? The night she was killed, they were at Pool Burger. Well, dude, there was something going on today.

The traffic was insane. Yeah, it was construction. The night she was killed, she was at Pool Burger. They swam a deep eddy pool and they walked up and had a burger. And then she got. Dylan, that's so crazy because I almost went to Pool Burger recently. Yeah. The fact that they were there.

You go to Pool Burger. They and I were at Pool Burger that day. You should do a post about it. They and I were at Pool Burger the day that she was there. I don't know if we saw her or not. Yeah. And like the fact that they were there. You go to Pool Burger. They and I were at Pool Burger that day. You should do a post about it. They and I were at Pool Burger the day that she was there. I don't know if we saw her or not. Dude,

I was like, remember when Notre Dame like had that fire? Read about it. I was actually, I was watching a Notre Dame volleyball game that day. That's really crazy

how that story relates to you. Read about it. What is, do we know these people? It's close to home. Is it people that we might know? Maybe. In our demographic?

Our age group? Yes. I'm surprised Brittany doesn't know. No, might know maybe in our demographic our age group yes i'm surprised britney no they are they're they're like our age i don't like that i think we need to move i think they enjoy the company the one who's on the run is kind of a fox dude can we can we get out can we need to move out of austin there's too much going on here because one little murder and you want to leave this leave the city yeah don't call it a little wasn't even a murder hey let's launch a spin-off a true crime, and we just follow the story. Spooky scene is kind of just a true crime pod. I mean, I'm kind of invested in this story.

It sounds like it. She deleted her Instagram, and she's on the lam. Why isn't this getting as much press? I mean, I feel like this should get a lot of press. I feel like I should hear about this by now. I was reminded of it because- This happened in my neighborhood. No, the priest story, they served me that article. That's why I was reminded of it because this happened this happened in my neighborhood the priest story like it was i got they served me that article that's why i was reminded of it

one minute you're reading about i feel like the local media is trying to suppress this story one minute you're reading about a priest doing porn and then it's like oh this austin murder shit he made his movie debut in 2017 norm Norm Self did. Good for Norm. Title unknown. So we talked recently. It's called Self Pleasure. On our Patreon episode this past week, Dylan and I talked about what we would do in our old age. We didn't even come up with this solution.

Porn was on in my. Yeah, we talked about playing golf and smoking weed. Feet pics are different. Different category. I'm going to sell feet pics at some point at what age are you too old to sell feet pics you're never too old to sell feet i'm talking about you specifically i'm already too old i think i don't think you are my feet are so busted yeah no terrible hey no one's buying your shit no they're not yours will go for like 50 cents people will pay me to not take photos of my feet yeah i got those soft feet it's like a sergi baca nft i got some i got some 200 feet you got 50 cent feet

okay yeah i've never seen his feet really you don't want to dude fitties there's a reason why he never wears sandals me i'm just kidding i don't know what your feet look like how do you know like the feeling of sandals. I don't either. I need to close toe. I haven't worn sandals in so long. You should holler at some Bergen stocks this summer. I can get you a plug. Brett's a big sandal guy.

Yeah, Brett's a flip-flops and jeans kind of guy. He really is. I know. It's gross. I've been doing stocks in jeans because I'm a born again denim user. Men, generally speaking, just have gross feet, like hairy toes and shit. It shit it's like get out of here i don't want to see that shit onions yeah get your buns out of my face dog my bunions bunions they suck they need a gross word right

it really is it was a stigma attached don't don't rebrand bunions like that it's it's as gross as it sounds it sounds too much like i don't like that it rhymes with funyuns like it's it's as gross as it sounds it sounds too much like i don't like that it rhymes with funyuns also onions i regret also a top tier candy or a top tier chip i regret how many funyuns i ate in like element or like middle school and high school lunch funyuns are dang it's probably why i was single all through high school yeah i just had i had funyun breath and like the little crumbs on my my corners of my mouth and shit little You're gross. Little Funyun. Little Funyun over there. Is that what they call you? Wearing his skate shoes, eating Funyuns.

No, I'm with you, Will. I eat Funyuns as well. They're still good. I don't eat them anymore. This Pirate's Booty stuff, you guys hear about this stuff? Funyuns are good, man. We need to get some, we need to do a snack run. Yeah.

You're the snack guy. I am the snack guy. I've been slack. I've been waiting for the interns to get in. So I'm going to get some requests. I'm going to get snacks. All right. Put funnies on the list.

Should we get out of here? Yeah, it's time. All right. Fun times. We'll be back tomorrow on Patreon. Patreon.com slash circling back podcast. Do you know it? A Randy Trimbaki produced game show.

The Trimbaki joint. Randy, do you have any teases for tomorrow? Are you doing 90 baseball players? I haven't started it yet. Talking. Randy, do you have any teases for tomorrow or? Are you doing 90s baseball players? Talking to the mic, Randy. No teases. Any segments for tomorrow that we can prepare for? We'll see if you know it or not. Wow.

What a tease. What a tease. Signing up left and right. Can't wait. Ice down the servers. Bye. ice down the servers bye