Circling Back - Ninth Century Pizzas & Burnerverse Cabeza Watch

Episode Date: March 10, 2025

Recapping our Weekends in Fun — including our golf event with Sap’s — before diving into discussions surrounding Bonnie Blue hanging out with college dudes in Cancun, getting a haircut you didn���t anticipate, Dillon’s homemade pancakes, Randy’s top pizza toppings from the past 1,000 years, and more. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (13:00) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (38:15) Shrink The Game: Bonnie Blue in Cancun (56:05) What do you do when they don’t cut your hair right? Support This Episode’s Sponsors Lucy: www.lucy.co/steam (STEAM for 20% off)  Squarespace: www.squarespace.com/steam (STEAM for 10% off your purchase of a website or domain) Fitbod: www.fitbod.me/steam (20% off) Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (WASHED20 for 20% off) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back circling back podcast Monday, March 10th. It's your boy, Will DeFries. To my left, my boy, David Ruff. Thank you, my boy, Will DeFries. Um, I'm sitting here looking at a, uh, X.com slash home screen that won't load. And, um, I'm sitting here wondering like, how am I supposed to give myself the worst outlook on life possible if I can't get this fucking thing to load.

You can ask up over to Reddit man. It's pretty- Do you still have 4chan login? Pretty doom and gloom over there. I've never been on 4chan. That seems like a really scary place. Is that considered the dark web 4chan? Not sure.

Probably? Not sure. It's like the border. I don't even know what the dark web is. And I think someone's explained it to me. I still don't really understand. Someone described it as like a totally different internet. Didn't you buy a Blackhawk helicopter on So Crowed one time?

Yeah, I'm glad they freed that dude. Who's from Austin, Westlake, I believe. Okay. Yeah. Bid. Auto bid. I logged into a noted soccer X account that I have lad football bruv.

And the difference between my for you page on that versus my personal is very different. One is just soccer highlights that are being served to me from accounts I don't follow. Then I log into a normal account and it's just essentially JD Vance memes. And then like either the most far left thing you've ever read or the most far right thing

you've ever read. Yeah. Yeah. Make it make sense. According to Twitter, everyone just hates everything and everybody. Which is a fun place to be. It's always been like that, but it used to be funny.

Yeah. It used to be funny when people hated each other. Now it's just pure hatred. It's not, there's no, there's no fun. Still shivery. Man, very happy to be here. Dave, I'm a little jelled that vest man. Now that I'm a vest guy, as everyone has seen.

Stop. It's a good vest, man. I don't like that you're appropriating vest culture. I'm a vest guy, as everyone has seen. Stop. It's a good vest, man. I don't like that you're appropriating vest culture. I'm not appropriating. I just wore a vest. It's not a big deal. You're going to go upper deck with it? Bet you won't, bitch.

It's a little warm for it. Like, it's a row-back vest. It is a row-back vest. Use code WASH20 for 20% off one time use only. Load that card up. Couple weeks ago, Dylan looked at me and he goes, man, you've been on your vest grind lately. And I'm like, I've been doing vests all day, every day.

Yeah, but other people can wear vests too. No, I know, but I just, you clearly overlooked my vest game from like 2016 on. You have quite a few in the mix, don't you? Yeah, dude, I have a nice little closet at home where I keep all my old vests. Sometimes I go through them. Sometimes I just go stand in the mix, don't you? Yeah, dude, I have a nice little closet at home where I keep all my old vests. Sometimes I go through them. Sometimes I just go stand in the dark.

Dylan will notice something about like a style you've been wearing or maybe a new item of clothing to him. And he'll point it out as if you hadn't been wearing it for the last three years. Be like, Dave, I like those shoes, man. Where'd you get them? Well, I got them like four years ago. I don't really notice outfits and accessories on people.

Dave, I feel like we should just tell Dylan, no. Am I fashion blind? What? Like, so you've been wearing this shirt lately and it's like very clear that you have no clue what color it is. Seriously? No. No. Ha ha ha lately and it's like very clear that you have no clue what color it is seriously no It's like a purple I thought it was Navy or something that that's very much

Do you just have shades that you abide by like you're like, okay This is generally either going to be blue or gray. Yeah. And it'll probably pair with this light color. That's probably either like. That is literally exactly what goes on in my head. I know that these contrast enough that I'm safe with this combo,

but there have absolutely been times when, dude, several years ago, I bought shoes that I thought were tan and I wore them around for a few weeks and finally, the young lady I was dating, she's like, why do you keep wearing these pink shoes everywhere? And I panicked and I threw them, I threw them straight in the trash.

I heard you on the trail. You don't remember those shoes? No, no. You weren't pink shoes? I thought they were tan. Really embarrassing. You gotta get you a second opinion there, Hoss. I know, I know.

I like that you said the young lady I was dating. The young lady who upgraded to someone who's worth a lot more than I'm worth. No, you're worth, King. Yeah. It sounds like you do. Yeah, I do. So does she.

Yeah, it's fine. That's fine, dude. Y'all are doing similar deals. That's okay, yeah. Yeah. We just, nevermind. That's fine, dude. Y'all are doing similar deals. That's okay. Yeah. Yeah. We just, nevermind. You don't think he has a Robeck promo code he shares with people?

I guarantee you that's one thing you've got on him. He can't get you 20%. Yeah, he ain't getting you 20% off on their new looper joggers. Are you kidding me? No, man. He's just, he's just getting hostages home. Yeah.

Then we get to talk about it. Yeah. Circle of life, dude. It's crazy. Circle of life, how it works. It's crazy. Speaking of golf wardrobes, I have a question. Jason Day said that Augusta National

was reviewing his outfits for the Masters. I don't think they're actually reviewing his outfits. He got slapped on the wrist last year, remember? Like, but like, come on. What did he do last year that was so egregious? He wore the vest and they said you can't wear that anymore. Why? It said, didn't he take it off? Oh, he took it off mid-round. The vest said something on it. Malvon. I thought, right? Yeah, he took it off mid-round because someone came up to him like, hey man, we don't want you wearing that. Yeah.

But it's not something I would wear. No, here's the thing. It's not something I'd wear either, but it's a sweater vest that's from a golf company. He's wearing a collared shirt. I see no reason as to why he wouldn't be allowed to wear this. Like, guys used to wear crazy fabrics all the time. You used to have Corey Pavin out there rocking his polo that goes down to his mid forearm that had like

scanned golf photos on it. You can't just rock a little Melbourne Golf Championship vest. That's not egregious. I don't think it's egregious enough to have to review his outfits moving forward. Considering like some of these guys have like eight sponsors, many of which are like global financial related. It's like we really that upset about Malbon. Oh, there are bigger. There are bigger fashion crimes on the golf course. Every PGA tournament much larger than this. Did y'all see our boy was doing some R&D at the park,

just seeing how people like live during the busy times? Davis? I missed that. Randy, did you see that? No, I did not see that. It's just interesting, dude. He was just hit, that's how he spent his weekend, he said. Davis Clark.

Davis Clark, yeah. Yeah, we are Coming day after day We are Coming of course Yeah, he's uh You did he deliver on that promise cuz fuck he's still trying to find his way a bit He's still coming dude. Okay I'm worried about Tony P's just kind of general talk show

success. Set the Tone. We should have him on. Set the Tone is a new talk show from Anthony Polkari, AKA Tony P in DC. And I just worry that it's just not doing it I don't know I feel like you could just get a gig somewhere at this point like you're telling me some local station wouldn't want to have him as they're like anchor

give him the weekend let him start out like doing the Saturdays local news then hey we let him get some reps in on this show here. If y'all were working for a local news station, like what would you be doing? I think Dave's weather guy for sure. I'm weather and traffic. I'm kind of a dual threat. There you go, you can't have both.

Let me get traffic, man. It's like kind of a, let's be honest, there's really not much to it. Yeah, we have Google Maps though. That's why I want it. We have Google Maps. Yeah. Like I think it would be fun.

Yeah, we got collision southbound Mopac at the Lake Austin exit. I got my car. Dylan's doing sports. Yeah, you gotta be a sports guy. Sports is hard. Dylan's gonna be rocking the suit slacks with no jacket on. And boom goes dynamite. S's gonna be rockin' like the suit slacks with a no jacket on.

And boom goes dynamite. Sleeves rolled up. Passes to the man. Passes to the man. The man. I was so bad that it was fake, but it wasn't fake. Reggie Miller looking good. That poor dude.

And boom goes the dynamite. I think he changed career paths. That's early internet. Yeah. That boom goes the dynamite. I think he changed career paths. That's early internet. Yeah. That's that's goaded YouTube era. I'm assuming this is his first one. It is Randy. It's really interesting. Just kind of. Research and development this weekend. Seeing how people live and work in the big city during a crazy time called busy season. Lots of research and development. That's all it is. Thank you, David. Lots of R and D. I mean, what's he researching?

He's just seeing what people are up to. He needs some new sunglasses, man. No, no, no, no. Someone's gotta talk to him. That's part of what makes it, dude. Have you seen his sister? No. Like they're cut from the exact same cloth, obviously.

Is she bad? No, I mean, no. But like, I just love that. I mean, the Clark family, I think overall has some quirks to it. To still be rocking the spikes is just a testament to that man's passion, his relentlessness.

Cause you don't see many spikes at this point, spiky hair. What do you think his dad thinks about how locked in he is at all times? You think he's too locked in during the holidays? He goes home and they're like, you just like unlock for a few minutes, just enjoy like the dinner. When you let the heavy hitters know, dad,

you need to focus. That's right. That's the thing about getting locked in, you can't just unlock. No. You really can't. You just stay locked. Yeah, you just stay locked. God, imagine if he had a little Lucy.

Man, can you freaking imagine? Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event. I just said I like to turn off bro. There's a crazy event. The unintentional party and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and let go alone.

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Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Talking to all the young high schoolers out there that listen to our podcast. Dylan. Yeah, man. What'd you chew on this weekend, my friend? Uh, thanks for asking, Will. Stepped out for some Zah on Friday. Got a little pine house action. What's the order? We do the pepperoni

basil but we add sausage and banana peppers to it. Okay. I'm okay with that. It's really good. No hot honey for a player. No hot honey for a player. Ooh. How do you feel about that Randy? I love hot honey. Okay. Do you want it? Sausage at home or at the restaurant? Uh we, we got ordered it from the restaurant. It's a big sausage pizza, man. Yeah. If you ever want a big sausage, it was just sausage, crumbled sausage actually they put on there.

If you want to see Randy's ears perk up, just mention hot honey sometime and he's like, what's up? Big hot honey guy. I am on record saying that it's the best pizza topping added on pizza toppings in the past 20 years. What's the competitor? Yeah, what's number two? I don't even know.

What did it dethrone? Maybe ricotta cheese. I mean, ricotta is good, but I feel like that's relatively new too. But how does it taste? Ricotta's been around for a little bit. Yeah, I think you might want to talk to some Italians about that one.

They didn't just invent it. Putting it on pizza? They always put it on pizza? Have y'all had a pickle pizza yet? Have you seen these? My buddy sends one all the time in our pizza group text and like, I need to get one. What's a pickle pizza?

They put pickles on the pizza. That's it? And there's like dill, some red onion. Okay. It's a salt play. That's a salt play, brother. I think I'm out on that. Okay. Barbecue chicken. That's one that's recently in play, brother. I think I'm out on that. Okay. Just go ahead.

Barbecue chicken. That's one that's recently in the 20 years. I think hot honey's better. There you go. Better answer. That is a better answer. Admittedly, Randy, it's a better answer. Better answer, better ingredients.

Randy Tribbett. Hot honey, is it spicy hot or temperature hot? It's spicy, but I mean, not too spicy. It's a spice play. Okay. But it's also hot. Saturday, just enjoy being outside mean, not too spicy. It's a spice play. Okay. But it's also hot. Saturday just enjoyed being outside. Nice weather until that little clipper came.

Was it a clipper, a cutter? What was it, Dave? Oh, so we're not done with this pizza talk. Yeah, thank you, David. Thank you. You didn't tell us what you sapped on. Did you get pizza rolls? Like I have questions.

I haven't played my Zocchart in over a week. They have a... Is this about pizza or what I drink with my pizza? Just all the above. They have a Mexican lager there that's pretty good. You glugging it? I got two of those big dogs. Yeah, I glugged it.

I was there the day that they released that Mexican lager and I had one and I thought it was terrible. Then I recently, no, and then like a year later I went back and I got another one and I very much enjoyed it. But it was the same name. Weird. Yeah.

Yeah, that was good. Sunday, big day Sunday. Parks has a play this week, the Shrek the Musical. He's got two roles in the play, so he had a dress rehearsal yesterday. Dropped him off at one o'clock, which freed me up to go to the little event we had at Butler Pitch and Putt. Now we can be public about it, I guess, now that it's in the past.

I don't know why we were keeping it secret, but. Yeah, thanks to our friends over at Saps. Co-hosted a little golf event there, and it was a lot of fun. Casual, just a friend situation, weather was beautiful. Yeah, the reason we didn't announce it, because there was very, very limited spots and it was mainly just family and friends. Yeah. Even though the backers are a family and friends.

That's true. In fact, we didn't want anybody to be disappointed when there was only three spots of it. Yeah, they had limited spaces, which is the reason for it. But yeah, great, great event, great time. Played a little golf. Played a little golf for the first time. How did it feel to get back out there and swing the sticks, buddy? It felt okay.

What'd you shoot? I didn't keep score. We played, I did a little bet with my buddies, Kev and Mikey. If you birdie it a hole, and you got five bucks from the other players, so if you didn't birdie, Kev and Mikey. If you birdie it a hole and you got five bucks from the other players, so if you didn't birdie, we just picked up. Okay.

I didn't birdie any. Michael got one. And that was that, but it was fun. Yeah, it was good. I noticed Michael's shirt was very, very crisp and it was in no way wrinkled. Yes, he Ubered to the event and, uh, shirtless, of course, hung it up inside the Uber and then put it on once he got

out. It was nice and crispy. Yeah, that's what he does. So even when he's in an Uber, not driving himself, that's what he does. He has to run up past the Uber driver first. Mind if I pop top? Yeah. So he does that. Does he just take wire hangers with him and just like dispose of them in public? Yeah. It's a good way of getting rid of hangers with him and just dispose of them in public? Yeah. It's a good way of getting rid of hangers. You ever throw one of those away

in your at-home trash can? It just rips it up. Every time he gets out of the car, you gotta throw a hanger away. Yeah, that's so stupid. I wish Doge would go after wire hangers. Wire hangers stink, baby. Oh yeah, the wire hangers are a real problem

for a lot of people. Closed down the weekend with the little Chewies. Walked over to Chewies. Missed you last night at the other spot. Yeah, you guys, the times didn't work for us. A Matto Ranchos, a Matto Ranchos, a Matto Ranchos, a Matto Ranchos, a Matto Ranchos. Why don't we just pass it over to you now?

No, no, tell us about you. What was the order, home? I don't like to say my order out loud. It's pretty embarrassing. Just say it. I had the chicken, chicken, chicken boom boom enchilada. Nice. They're very good.

What'd you have at the restaurant? Ha ha ha. They're very good, but I don't like to say it out loud. How do you order it? It's almost like point. It's like ordering the Rudy tutti fresh and fruity. You know? God, that's...

I actually got the kid of the kiddums flautas. Kiddums. Dude, by the way, I I mean you see the pancakes I made this weekend now Yeah, how you gonna gloss over those homemade? I made homemade from scratch Blueberry pancakes and they were so freaking you grew the blueberries. Yeah, that doesn't mean that that's not part of the scratch I bet he didn't even forge for him, dude So a the ingredients how you not gonna forge for your own blueberries Are you serious? So wait, all the ingredients were store bought. How you not gonna forge for your own blueberries if you're gonna do homemade pancakes?

All the ingredients were store bought, but I assembled them together and made them, made the batter and threw the blueberries in. Dan Rapoport sent you these ingredients. Yes. Yes. Maple syrup. Dude, ball knowers know.

Little Kerrygold butter. They were so fucking good. Unsalted? Unsalted. I'm not sure. Uh maple syrup. happy with the what looked like to be a good consistency and I thought the rise out of them, I was pretty happy with your plate of pancakes. You are usually one to criticize my food picks. So that means a lot. Sometimes. That means a lot coming from you.

I like my omelets a little more yellow. Okay. I tried to make an omelet recently and I burned it. So I can't talk. God, they were so good. All right, sorry it's your turn. Did you heat the syrup up? No. Really? Really? Interesting. So I'm gonna heat it up you know you don't have to do like eight seconds. We can all relate and just pour it right on top of the butter let it melt together. Man when my sister and I when we were kids kids, she put a plastic, uh, syrup bottle in the

microwave and she opened the microwave and it busted and it went all over her. She had like very serious burns on her arms. It was bad. See, we, we had the, uh, the microwave old plastic bottles that like were made to put in the microwave. This was not, I probably, uh, I probably have so many made to put in the microwave. And this was not. I probably have so many microplastics in my system. Yeah, it took about eight years.

Yeah. If there's one thing I'm kind of neurotic about, it's just microwaving. I use the microwave, but I make sure that there's nothing that will kill me eventually. That's a good way to go about it. Dylan, did you text this or did you tweet these out? These These pancakes I was gonna put them up on the screen. I tweeted them Oh you tweet but I I have the picture here if you just want to go to Dave now and we'll we'll get I'll get

That over to me. I will man Dylan just out here thriving Dude, these these were serious cakes. No one's doing chicken chicken boom boom Takis yeah, you don't see that. That's pretty insane that there was a plastic bottle and they're like, no, no, this one you can put in the microwave. And it'll even have like, didn't it have like a little like

Yeah. The thing that would light up. No, it had like a little, a little like sign that like would, as it heated up, it like was heated up. It would say hot. It would say hot. I definitely need that mixed in with this. Oh, that's right.

I forgot they had that. And then they came out with the no drip cap and let me tell you that cap did not drip I was like I say call Dylan No trip cat Since is a picture Randy you want to throw those yeah those up there sure you'd love see your pancakes off Look at this I mean they look pretty good. They look pretty good, don't they? Pretty good.

You put any brown sugar in these or what? Nope. Man, I like to do a little sprinkle of brown sugar. Oh, he did the zoom. Yeah, no, we're happy. We're happy with this. Really good pad of butter there. Yeah, look at that. Thank you. This is AI. It almost looks AI. That's how good it is.

Are there too few blueberries or is it just the angle? I didn't go crazy with the blueberries, but they're throughout, but it's the batter, it's a fluffy pancake, so they don't always, you can't always see them from the surface, you know? Some of y'all not breaking down your boys' pancake photos enough. I'm saying they're probably seven blueberries per pancake.

I'm not seeing seven there. I'm seeing one. Like I just explained. Never guess. You gotta heat that syrup up, man. We gotta get that butter running down the sides. Nah fam. Come on.

That's my only criticism. Okay. But otherwise it looks pretty good. Okay. Thank you. I appreciate it. I guess you guys want to know about my weekend, huh? Is that what this is about? Yeah. Fine. I guess I'll share it with you. After he sips his coffee. Love water. Oh, it's water. Yes, it is, Randy.

It's water. Yes, it is, Randy. So I was home with the boys and my wife was in Grand Rapids for a conference. Grand Rapids. I am putting Grand Rapids on notice that I may want to make a little trek up that way. Going maybe in the summer, not this summer necessarily necessarily but it seems to be it is nicer than expected her hotel was very cool and i there's got to be some golf in that in a five mile radius there that i could go play some some nice courses we'll see it's an underrated american city david they had a had some really good meals too just looked great. So I was pretty much home with the boys all weekend. And that went better than expected. Got almost all the way caught up on severance.

I'm through seven, Dylan. Okay. What do you think about that? Did you enjoy seven? Yeah. Not my son, that episode. I did. I thought it was excellent. It was well done. Yeah. It was very well done. I did White Lotus last night. I was we will talk about that on Wednesday. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hand up. Hand up. Your

boy did not watch White Lotus last night. I apologize. Time change, bedtimes, et cetera. So on, David. It's live, man. And then yeah, we had our event yesterday and made me realize, I'm like, we have this, it's not like a world-class par three course, but it's good enough and it's

relatively cheap and it's right there and we're kind of in the sweet spot of weather in Austin, Texas. Gotta hit that up. Preferably on like a random weekday here at the office, maybe like a random Thursday. It's about having your wedge in your car Dave at this point. You just need a wedge in a car. If you're gonna be random par-3 guy in the middle of the day, this point. You just need a wedge. If you're gonna be random par three guy in the middle of the day, you need to at least have a wedge in the car ready to go. Yeah. That's all you gotta have. You go, they've got, what's the burger place called, Randy?

Gimmie Burger. Gimmie Burger on site, it's a little truck. That's already like a top three burger I've ever had in Austin. Oh's already like a top three burger I've ever had in Austin. Oh, that's a great that is a great hammer. Wow. And I do want to go back and

try the hot dog because I have to if the burgers like that, you know that glizzies gas. I have to say even just the description of the hot dog on the side of the truck sounded amazing. Did you like yours? I didn't have one. You did. I couldn't taste it because they didn't chew. I know, yeah, I noticed you're eating it kind of quickly.

I figured it's because you were like, we're about to hit, but. I didn't have one. You were over there and you had like a golf ball in one hand, your club in the other, and you were just howling that glizzy. You're like three bites, everybody knows the rules. I didn't glitz, I didn't eat anything there, all right?

Okay. So I had a sparkling rosé though. Did you get away with that pee-pee? He did. Nice. I mean, they said there were cameras, whatever. And I thought to myself, if there is a camera and it is recording me taking a pee

in these backwoods behind this barn, if someone wants to say something to me, they can. But there's no way anybody could have seen my stuff. I'm not the first person to pee behind that bar, and I'll tell you that much right now. No, I was just begging for it. Yeah, yeah, I had to go. You can't slow down the course by running back to the bathroom. No, I'm a big piece of play guy.

Ended up going to dinner with Brett and some of his crew. A friend of the show Gordo joined went to You know what it is. Maddell Ranchos. Maddell Ranchos. It's not a ranchos. I'm at all ranchos and Maddell Ranchos You're probably wondering Dave. Would you order? Randy I sent a pic to the TMD group. You want to pull it up? It was really good. I went with the brisket enchiladas. It's gonna take a second. With the tomatillo sauce over it.

Double rice, no beans for this guy. And that's just like a preference, man. I've been trying to watch the gas, the bloating. So I went double rice with it. You ever go double rice with it? No, I'm not a rice head like you. I like the juxtaposition between the rice and the beans. And let me tell you folks, if the ones that are watching at home,

like you thought Dylan's pancakes are good, just wait for this photo that Dave sent us. It's one of the more delectable looking photos. Look at that. You went crazy, King. You can see where they used to be. Dude, I ate that really quickly to the point to where Brett's buddy was like,

dude, you demolished that. Look at the fork tracks on that plate, dude. You went to work. Oh yeah. I was straight up scraping. You were. Damn, dude, it looks like a finely groomed ski rug. The corduroy on that plate.

Yep. I'm just happy you left some rice for us to see. Yeah, I know. I like to leave a little bit to the imagination. And there you go. It was delightful. Matt's delivered. We had a good waiter, everything.

I will say, I learned that you can't do, their entire menu is not available to go. Tried to order some taco salads for the ladies at my house. And they're like, we can only do to go. Try to order some uh taco salads for the ladies at my house. And they're like, we can only do the Janie's salad. That's insane. Interesting. That's insane. And let's play a

game. Did Dave hear about it when he got home? I'm gonna say no. I'm thinking about it. Dave. Oh, it's not that big of a deal. He's got the shorts. Was the person in the house who I hadn't seen in four days excited to see me or questioning why I got the wrong sound leave that up to you guys to guess no I was fine and that was my weekend in fun well well well boys you know your boy

went to the grocery store during lunch on Friday. Got all the fixins. The fixins? For a little steak taco night. He did it. I grilled. I chilled. I enjoyed a couple Pacifico cans while I did it. Oh, fuck yeah. I don't know if I'm doing it right. I don't know if I'm doing it wrong. But when I put that marinated Chipotle flank steak on that grill, I made sure it was done enough that there wasn't much red in there. You don't want too rare of meat

when you're eating a taco, David. Something about a taco is different. You're right about that. Like you need to be able to bite through it. It's not about the quality of the cook it's about just the Sum of the parts as Dylan would say and I have to say I think it went okay. I

Don't like I don't like Having all of the the responsibility beyond my shoulders because I'm pretty hesitant when it comes to cooking at this point. I need to get in the kitchen more, man. I've been watching this show called The Bear and I'm thinking about starting a restaurant. I thought you already did. I had to sell the rights to Will Mons.

Wow, what? Not allowed to talk about it. Actually, can you take this part out? I have an NDA. We should uh we should start a truck. A food truck. It's like there's a low barrier of entry. There's two spots available

right across the street. That's true. Yeah, we've lost two thirds of our food truck park. Not much foot traffic over there. Flavie is holding it down. I'm I mean, she she deserves to to be the the remaining food truck. She's the realest.

Yeah. Saturday, not good boys, woke up with a tweaked back. Lower right back, just barking. And you know what I did all day? I overcompensated for it. Then later in the day, that left side started barking. God, dude. Yeah.

I had tickets to the Austin FC game. I had purchased them before my back had started acting up and so I took a muscle relaxer and I think I went kind of non-verbal at the game. So what's the deal? We suck. Yeah, dude. I'm gonna like trust me. I'm pretty familiar with uh shitty soccer teams right now and Austin FC. It's ugly. Very uninspiring stuff. Uh we're three games into the season. We are one and two. Uh we've scored one goal from a penalty kick. Uh on the season? Yep.

That's not good. We've invested about 30 million dollars into a new attack. Uh you'd think that with 30 million dollars invested, we might score a goal. Personnel wise. Yeah. When he was invested. Yeah. Okay. And so, yeah. Yeah. Not impressed with the crowd leaving early. It's a it's a zero one game. And a third of you are leaving before. Wow.

Before it's over on a Saturday. Like, come on. What are you doing? We got to find a way to put the ball in the net, man. What are you doing? Do not get the margarita The frozen margarita at Austin FC Stadium. It's the only thing I will I will say sucks at that stadium It is the color of like the Ghostbusters Slime whatever you call it. Yeah, and it tastes terrible. Okay. Damn that being said I do love the Q2 great stadium

One time. And then, yeah, Sunday. Hit that golf course. Because of the tweaked back, I volunteered. I was going to be photographer. Going to go drop off that film later. Disperse it to the boys. I want some grams off, dude. I am a little worried about, like, we didn't play with Dylan. So I only have a few photos of Dylan God, I hope those turn out. I Bet Dave's fucking featured throughout that role. There's one there's one of Dave that I think would have been really good but Randy's in it. I wish I would have told you to hold your follow through from being honest It's okay cuz you took it down and I think that it was on me I think I snapped it a little too late. But obviously I went to

Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, after and separate party. Separate party.

Did you guys get a chance to see my buddy Mikey's golf swing? No. No. It's the most inside out golf swing you've ever seen in your entire life. It's so funny. He hits it straight somehow. Hey, what more can you ask for?

It's Trump but exaggerated. It's so funny. It hits it straight somehow. Hey, what more can you ask for? It's like it's Trump but exaggerated. It's so funny. People are wondering what I did last night. You dusted your shoulders off? I went surf and turf. Fajitas. Oh. Little steak, little shrimp. A lot of fun. At Ruby Tuesday? Mm hmm. Uh it was good. It was good. Split

amongst the table. Vibed out. It's a good order. I thought about it. I was just so set on those chalados again. We had some people asking, should we, should we go chicken and steak? And I was like, well, if we're gonna mix it up, little shrimp. I don't know if I like that they keep the tails on the shrimp on the fajita platter,

but it does make it feel like you're getting something fresher than if it was taken off. But you do feel like you're missing a little bit of shrimp when you're cutting it off and you're not really able to get in there with your fingers. 100%. You can't put your fingies on the shrimp that's covered in finishing sauce.

No. Don't you hate it when your shrimp is covered in finishing sauce? It's the worst. And then yeah, it's finally fish oils. I went home and watched soccer highlights until I passed out. How about this daylight savings time, man?

Crazy. Kids holding up well with it. Dude, I'll be honest. When I woke up yesterday morning and I saw it was 7.30, I had such a boost of thinking that I slept in, that I think it outweighed the lose, like the hour that we lost. Like the mental boost of being like,

holy shit, I just slept until 7.30. Like I was so excited. It carried me through the day. It's like Christmas. For your circadian rhythm. We weren't allowed to go downstairs to open presents until 8am sharp. Except you lose an hour's sleep, David. Man, I don't fucking know. You should get over it. Yeah, but we ain't, I mean, I don't know. I just glitched out. Yeah, he did all the thing about it is Neuralink just

Shut down with Twitter Yeah, how we looking there? I don't know man. It's still down nice nice. I do wonder for many some updates He's gonna he's gonna pull the plug on Twitter all together one day We're gonna all have to get on threads. Maybe something really embarrassing about him was released and he just shut it down so no one could see. Dude, I would. I would.

No. There's a picture of him wearing Allbirds. That's not nice. That's not nice. Rocking his hay dudes. Oh, fuck, I forgot about hay dudes. That's another thing about Butler, you Rocking his hey dudes. Oh fuck. I forgot about hey dudes. That's another thing about Butler. You could wear whatever you want.

Yeah. Whatever the hell you pop top if you want. Yeah, you could pop top. I'm sure people do it all the time. They do. I see it. Dan was there. Cool Adam former intern Adam. It was humming. Cool Adam, former quick. Let's hear from our friends over at Squarespace because today's podcast is brought to you by Squarespace. Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform designed to help you stand out and succeed online.

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which is just frat dudes tweeting about things. Also, spring break for much of the burner verse right now. Yeah, it was this last week. But if you're really frat, you don't go on spring break. Right. You stay home and make fun of people who do go away on spring break. I heard Davis Clark never went on spring break. I mean, that checks out. He just does R&D. Yeah that checks out. Yeah so much of the Burner verse is on spring break in Cancun as

it usually is, is one of the destinations that these these kids go to. But they weren't the only ones who were there. Bonnie Blue was there. Who's that? Bonnie Blue has risen to fame or infamy, however you want to say it, because she sleeps with a lot of guys at once, and she has an OnlyFans. A lot of guys. A lot of guys. Big guys.

She claims over- She's more than that, dude. She claims over a thousand in one day. Yeah, I mean- She's a lot of dudes. I think there's a tasteful way to do what she's doing, but I don't know if the thousand guys thing is for me personally. I'm not going to shame her though.

So I found a video of her talking about why she went to spring break. Do we want to know? This would hit better if Twitter was working. It doesn't. So I'm going to have to explain. Oh, do you have it? Oh, does producer Randy have it? I don't know.

Let me talk to them. So last year I sat with 122 college boys at spring break and it was so much fun but I don't want to keep making things about numbers and I've also realized I've got like an obsession with bringing families together and pleasing both dads and sons and in America tuition fees are very expensive so whichever college boy gives me the best orgasm, I would like to give back by paying for their college tuition. So that way I'm pleasing the daddy because they haven't got to, you know, work so hard and put so many savings aside.

And, you know, me and the son are gonna have a lot of fun. And also the guy with the smallest penis at spring break, I'm gonna pay for his college. So, actually I set up with 120 college boys. If she pays for your college, do you tell people? Yeah, I had the smallest penis she saw during spring break. No, if that's the case, I think you got to say that you got your college tuition paid for for the other person. I got a friend, I got a sister too. She's giving back, man. It's a beautiful thing.

You do like to see the charity. I'll be honest, I was worried that she was going to be on spring break looking to do the numbers that she alluded to. And so, you know, to hear that she's giving back to the community and making fathers happy because they don't have to pay tuition. It's just a beautiful thing. The best orgasm gets paid for. And also the guy with the smallest wiener. Like, what if it's the same guy?

Imagine. Head explodes, literally. Where are they? Cancun. Cancun. Have you guys ever been to Cancun? I have. When I was 18, I went to Cancun. The only time I went there, I was in second grade, so I didn't exactly enjoy it.

You didn't run into Bonnie Blue on spring break? No, that was the trip where my dad gave me a disposable camera and then he developed the photos and I had just taken photos of trash cans and topless women. So second grade me was a real one. I'm sorry to all the women that I photographed without their consent.

I was in second grade, I didn't know, I thought it was funny. Wasn't doing anything nefarious. Bonnie Blue was the color of her eyes. She's 25, I was wondering. I'm surprised these guys are, surprised these guys aren't blurring their faces out. The Burner verse really has an affinity for just,

you know, leaving the girl's face on the photo and then taking their own faces out for anonymity purposes, which seems a little scummy to me. Well, here's the thing, every guy apparently now looks the exact fucking same. Yeah, yeah. These are all, looks the exact fucking same. Yeah. Yeah. These are all this. This is the same person.

Yeah. Are college kids more like our college dudes more shredded these days than they were like back in the day? Probably. I think everyone is generally just in better shape. Yeah. I think the social media aspect of life has made people go down that road. I just feel like none of my boys were shredded up.

And if we did have someone that was shredded up, it was like, oh yeah, that's our friend, the shredded up guy. In our fraternity, it was almost like a faux pas to be in good shape, I think. Can you imagine? Can you imagine, Dan? There was like two guys that were allowed to do it.

Yeah. Like, why are you going to the gym, dude? We're drinking at the house. Yeah, you get made fun of. Yeah. This guy's a boner. Yeah, you get made fun of. Yeah. This guy's a boner. Like, I know, okay, can I? Let's hear it.

So, in learning about these two porn stars, I guess? Sex workers. In learning about the the two British young ladies Lily Phillips who enjoy doing numbers they've said that they test the guys before and everything like that like do you have to like how is she how is she handling this on spring break in Mexico? Scantrons, perdón and sometimes she just gives them a freaking packet yo. She's pregnant right now right? No that was a publicity stunt. Who's the right now, right? No, that was a publicity stunt. Who's the

one doing the the senior citizens now? One of them's in the nursing home. Lily Phillips. You know what? That's beautiful. Bro, if he walked in, his grandpa just bricked up. I mean, yeah. At that point, you don't really care about STDs,

you know, she's like, yeah, whatever. Like, what did she post a photo of some old dude on like Twitter and then like, you're like, fuck, that's my. Grandpa? That's Graham Graham. Yeah, I just hope they're being as safe as they can be. You know, I hope that, I hope these college guys

are being respectful towards her and something tells me they're not. Yeah. I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I do worry about some of the things that might be said to this Bonnie Blue character. There's some real bad game getting spit yeah i am but cringy embarrassing like dude just fucking take a hike i saw a picture with tyler and he's in the pool with this like 30 year old i'm gonna dump at them boy all those guys are named

tyler that's the problem. That's eight Tyler's. I don't mind that he took the peg. He looks way too happy. Because she's doing this tuition thing, is she just saying yes to everyone? Is that how it works? I don't know, Dylan. Does she have a handler who's with her like a bodyguard? I really hope so.

If not, she's going to be in a lot of trouble. I really hope she does. She's got to, I would I really hope so if not she's gonna be in a lot of trouble. I really hope she does she's got to I would think Well, you know what that would be nice to get your tuition paid for and you had to explain to your parents like Wait, what you don't need the student loans you morning. Would you how did you rob a bank? No, I Just have a really small wiener and hooked up at the porn star. I'm just low key nice with it. Why don't these guys just enter a competition that culminates at the SEC championship where you're throwing footballs into a

thing instead? Yeah. Instead of throwing something else into something else. You're talking about the Dr. Pepper thing? Yeah. Do that thing so sick? Except they stopped doing real passes now they do the chest pass. I know, I was just going to ask. I can see you being a traditionalist and be like, no, I'm humming it in. Yeah, I don't know.

I mean, if the other method works, I'd be kind of stupid not to do it. I know. But do you want your boys roasting you for chest passing the football? If you chest pass and lose, then you're going to use it. Why don't they just make a rule that you can't chest pass it? Or they make it move it back far enough to where you can't you have to throw it the real way. Yeah that chest pass isn't gonna. Didn't go very far. Yeah 12 yards maybe. When I do pop a shot at a bar, pop a shot. If I'm actually trying to like score high, I probably do, it's not a chess pass,

but it's adjacent in that you're just trying to get them up there as quickly as possible without, you know, whereas like you see some people who wanna look cool and get it, and they're like, take a shot, Randy. And it's like, dude, I just destroyed you, but I also look like a total boner doing it. Yeah, I'm terrible at pop a shot.

I have no good strategy that works. I got the high score at Chuck E cheese the other day before, uh, before they opened. Is that real? I mean, they had reset the machine and people are competing against where, uh, I was at a four year old birthday party. Okay. Yeah. So to be honest, they couldn't reach the, like they couldn't get the ball there.

That's so embarrassing. But I did have the record for a moment. One shining moment. I think about Chuck E. Cheese pizzas sometimes. I can't say I've had it in the last 30 years. Whatever the garlic butter they brush on that thing is. It's good. That's like a top, no, that's the best development

for a topping on pizza, non going directly into cheese related in the last 20 years. I think it goes that, then it goes ricotta, then it goes hot honey. Ricotta, that's brand new. What are you doing? I just started a few months ago. When they, whoever was in the lab, whipping up that ric Mercado they were cooking. What if we put this on pizza? I

hear they have to 3D print it. No one's done that. Really? Yeah. Let's see. Like no one's done that on pizza man. Do you guys have any takes that like you've said to people and it's gotten so little good feedback that you know you have to retire it? Because I officially have a take that I'm no longer going to be shopping to people I've gotten swatted out of the gym every single he shared it with us before maybe I think I've shared it on here before the pizza take that I would eat pizza without cheese and enjoy. Yeah, and I've Dangled it out a couple times to people and it never it never goes well. I don't care for it. Okay. I don't like it either. Of course it's the AI Google thing. So I can't say this is completely accurate,

but it does say ricotta cheese has been used on pizza since it was invented in Sicily in the ninth century. So there you go. I might have been a little off. That's an old world topping my guy. That's quite, yeah. That's an old world topping. That's on me.

Quite a bit ago. The ninth century. That's an old world topping. That's on me. Quite a bit ago. The ninth century. That dates back to the eight hundreds in other words. I can't wait for the person to call in on voicemails after they heard me do the initial take and be like, I was just listening and then. This is a bread level. Hey, I corrected myself.

I would have guessed pizza wasn't invented well after the eight, eight hundreds, but. No, dude, bread be old. Ricotta has been in the game for a minute. Dude, whoever invented bread was cooking. They're baking actually. Bread, yeah, but pizza, like tomato sauce and all that, you know, lay the bread out flat.

Shout out to Rick. Can I take the pizza oven home? Yes. Oh yeah. Okay. Of course. I'm gonna do it. Can, second question.

Can you throw a pizza party? Second question. Can somebody please help me move it? I'll help you. My back hurts. Guys, stipulation. Shout out to Brobibul Brandon, who knows how to,

who carried the whole thing into our office himself. Stipulation on that pizza going home with you. Pizza oven. You're gonna have to put cheese on that pizza. Okay, I'll put cheese on the pizza. But I'm looking up photos of cheeseless pizza right now and I think it's yielding not the worst results. There's something to it.

There's definitely a big slice New York style that is limited cheese that's good. Yeah, there you go. See, again, I'm not going to be saying this taken public to people anymore. There's definitely like a big slice New York style that is limited cheese. That's good. Yeah, there you go. See, I'm not, again, I'm not going to be saying this taken public to people anymore. I've gotten turned down enough times that I know it's a bad one. So yeah, I, I've got some takes. I'm not going to put it out there anymore.

Like the one that I always get swatted out of the gym for is I was like, dude, mustard's like underrated. Is that a Brett? That's a Brett. Okay. No one's like underrated. Is that a brat? That's a brat. OK, I know. It's talking about he says underrated condiment. No one's doing mustard.

Literally, it's like the top two condiment that people think about. They think about it. So every time I have every diner in the world. Like, yeah, if we were on a game show and you had to guess a word, I'd like and it was like condiment. Serve as ketchup. And yeah, if this is yeah, family feud. That's that's spot number two easy. Yes, Randy would go up there and like he'd

be first hot honey. Dave Steve Harvey steps back. Don't be talking **** on hot honey. Unbelievable, unbelievable mimicry of the the buzzer sound in that. Like that was perfect. Hot honey. I think I crushed on Family Feud. Da da da da da da. Every single time, every single time. Great show. I'm scrolling Twitter and I see a photo of a cheeseburger that looks like Steve Harvey.

I stare at it for five minutes. I love it. It's amazing. Like there are so many different cheeseburgers out there that look like Steve Harvey. It's either Steve Harvey or Hitler. It's one of the two. I haven't seen the Hitler ones.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Those are the two that are always hidden. Hitler burger? We're not doing that truck by the way. I saw your slack. Dylan's already shopping ideas for food trucks. We're not doing that joke.

Das Burger? Okay. Das Burger. Apparently, Elon is not a fan of people calling Tesla swastikaars. Okay. Maybe that's why he took Twitter down. He doesn't like it. A lot of that on the TL right now.

He's not a fan. I don't know. Swastikaars. All right, that's a new one. It's so simple and obvious. It is obvious. That's tough. That's tough if you made the investment, you're making the payments on it, you simple and obvious, but it is obvious. That's tough. That's tough if you made like the investment,

you're making the payments on it. You got this vehicle, maybe you thought you were helping the environment. I don't know. You got this cool car and now it's just like, ah, fuck, this guy. Yikes, he's kind of rubbing people the wrong way sometimes. If you have one, if you have a Tesla, and let's say you are a

person who's like actively worried about people's perception of you. Do you go? Do you just keep it the canvas blank? Or do you put like a box this before Iran's like you put like anti though, that's all someone put a on the on I saw someone put a, on the TL, someone had a bumper sticker, it was like, bought before Elon was this,

and like people are just flaming the person. I feel like you just gotta just not touch it and hope nobody's gonna say anything. It's like, oh, cool dude. Yeah, don't, don't vandalize people's personal property. Not good, not good. What if, what if we took our uncle's old Buick and we spray painted like a woman on it and

we called it the slot mobile. Can we do that? Yes. Okay. Yeah, that is acceptable. But what if he like says, all right, well, I'll just take the bus to work. Then you can drive it. And what if he like says, all right, well, I'll just take the bus to work. Then you can drive it. And you try to pick him up with a very busy bus. Hey, you forgot you forgot your car. It's right here.

And you honk. He went to pick him up. The slow mobile dad. I got to watch that. I was going to say, why haven't we watched that documentary yet? I feel like that's a great segment. What a time. The Bum Bum Dance hits number one on TRL. Well, I didn't like it when there were bit songs

as number one on TRL. I feel like it just didn't sit well with me. I get it. It was funny if I was like, all right, well. Like I got really tired of that Bloodhound Gang song. It was just like, okay. I get it. It was funny a version like, all right, well, like I got really tired of that bloodhound gang. So it was just like, okay, please retire it to cars. Those guys make enough money on that song to just be like, yep, enough to do anything again. I don't know. They probably burned it all. Buying dogs. Dude, I, I, I've pretty much just been setting money on fire

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25% off your subscription to try the app for free for seven days at FitBod.me slash steam. That's F I T B O D dot M E slash steam. I kind of glossed over something I did over the weekend boys. Do share. I needed a haircut. Um, and so I decided that I was going to go online and I was going to find a haircut place and I was going to find a haircut place and I was gonna book one and so I booked it with a random major shouts to Oscar he and I bonded we had a good time and while I will be returning to Oscar and I'm gonna give him a second chance I will say that my hair is much shorter than it was

before I walked in. I know that's kind of the point of haircuts normally. Yeah. Ears a little lower. I showed him a pic of the original mini mullet that I got when I paid off my bet to Dylan. So instead of getting lines in my head, I decided to, not those Dylan, I decided to get a mullet instead. It was approved by Dylan.

I think it was approved by everybody else in the room. And I don't know if you guys can see, but I don't think there's any mullet back here. Yeah, did he just disregard completely? Cause then no, this just looks like you're starting a new corporate job. It looks good. It's well done. It's just not.

I've never been in a haircut where I leave. And I'm like, I think it's a fine haircut. Like I'm not mad at how it looks. It's just shorter than what I was anticipating. But I've never left a haircut just being like, huh. Yeah. Okay. He just kind of went rogue here. Yeah. Did y'all just get too into the conversation and he forgot about like the whole- I think we kind of did. I think we kind of did. I think I mentioned a topic of conversation that he was very into and suddenly that's all we talked about.

I miss it if I'm being honest. My mullet? Yeah. I know, so I was gonna do pre-sphere mullet because that's why I did the mullet last time. I did it right before the sphere and it's gone. So I'll be growing my hair out again. I am gonna go see him and give him a second chance because I did like him. So, I'll be growing my hair out again. Um I

am going to go see him and give him a second chance because I did like him and so I'm going to I'm going to go back and have him trim it up a little bit. He did leave a little scruff. He left the back almost almost like kind of euro

pointy. Yeah. To where like he's I notice that too. What's up with that? Instead of blocking it or squaring it. Yeah. It's like, it's like cool guy shit now. It's like uh, I don't want to say fuck boy because it's not but it's like fuck boy adjacent maybe. See here's the thing. I didn't even know he did this and then Sally pointed it out and I was like, wait what? First thing I noticed when I walked in and your back was to me. I was like, oh yeah. He like didn't, he didn't't like you didn't block it off Yeah, they'll either taper it up fade it up or whatever or just they'll be like rounded or blocked is that the question? Maybe that was his idea of like a mini mullet or whatever. He just gave like a little point at the bottom

I feel like a skunk Feel like a skunk. I feel like a skunk. Okay Someone did say to me that you look thin because of it. I do think it makes my face look thinner when I don't have my longer hair. I also think it makes me look younger. When my hair is shorter, it makes my hairline look better. I've learned.

I think pulling my hair back and how much I go like this, it like causes everything to go back and like, you know what a girl like, puts her hair in a ponytail and it's all like top back? I feel like it's just that kind of effect. It's the like the Walton Goggins. You got long hair, his hairline's very exaggerated. No, but it's getting worse, dude. It's getting worse.

Since turning 38, I've noticed a lot more stuff falling out. I do think that there are two things that I could possibly do here. George Clooney has colored his hair for a roll. People are not happy that he doesn't have a salt and pepper right now. Or, I mean, do you like Clooney like that? That's Clooney?

Yeah, dude. I do not. God, he looks old. I know, when I saw that he was dying his hair, I thought it was not for a roll, and I was like, come on, dude. I need white hair Clooney. Just the way he's standing in his fit.

Yeah, he does look old in this picture. What are these shoes that he's rocking? Those are Dylan's golf shoes. Those are three stripes, man. Man, they look comfy. I could also go full Estonia. Yeah, I don't know what the position MP stands for in Estonia, but the MP of Estonia has quite the haircut.

The rain is about to show you. It is absolutely electric. He's a member of parliament. Um, the mustache is almost as bad as the haircut. Actually. He kind of has eaten with this. I don't think he is. Did he do this to himself? Is this just like low key Shogun inspired? You know what it kind of looks like? You know how Lego people, you have the hair that you put on top. It kind of looks like Lego hair. So you think he's got a little knob on the top of his head that the hair snaps on?

It snaps on. You can change it out whenever he wants. What is he doing? I don't know, man. This is so... The mustache is also like, if you can ignore that mustache because of the hair, I mean, that says a lot about the hair.

When I see people like this, I just wonder how many people are lying to his face and is like in his inner circle. What's going on in Estonia? Dude, he saw Boris and he was, he saw like, and he was like, no, I gotta one up this guy's hair. He makes Mark Davis look normal. This haircut is crazy.

Unbelievable. The squared up ears is jarring. It goes an inch above his ear. It honestly looks like his boys were like, he lost a bet, maybe his fantasy league, and they're like, we gotta cut your hair before you go speak at that thing. Dude, he got last place in his Estonian football league.

It's not even straight. He has like stairs coming up the side of it, like, it's football league. It's not even straight. He has like stairs coming up the side of it. Like, it's just weird. It's not even straight across here. No. It's not even. There are so many things he could do that aren't this and he's deciding to do just exactly this.

And it's so straight and blonde for how. Yeah, the straightest hair I've ever seen. For how old he is too. I wouldn't think he would have that blonde of hair. Could it be a wig? But why would you get a wig this ugly? What if he found out this dude was like 28? That's just what they look like in Estonia.

He probably is much older, or much younger than he looks. It's like that 17 year old darts legend in England. He looks like a four year old who just walked out of the bathroom with a pair of scissors and showed his parents that he cut his hair. Like it's just the worst haircut I've ever seen in my entire life.

Ever. And also kind of the best in a way. Can you imagine him just rubbing chinos on something on the dance floor with that and his hair just going back and forth? I bet it looks good with a hat on. Anything to cover it up, dude. Y Yikes. Shout to this guy though. What's the status of the Minsk peace agreements? This guy's trying to like negotiate stuff like trying to keep Russia at

bay and meanwhile it's like dude. Like we can't take you seriously man. Like I know that like I know this is a problem for like the future of Europe, but like, dude. Like maybe you're bringing up good points, but we can't hear you because of what we're looking at. Why don't you just send a proxy? Do you think there's any part of him that's like, my policies suck, so I'm just gonna like, be memorable by my haircut.

Is this like Fetterman? Fetterman's like, you know what, here's the deal. The gig is up when it comes to his outfits. I'm not saying he's gotta put on a suit every day, but like, come on, man. Invest in like a sweater. Get some Lulu pants that have some stretch to them so you don't have to wear the shorts.

Man, he's gonna get the bag from whenever he wants to start wearing pants again or like other items of clothing. Like he's gonna get that Skech sketches like slide in shoe bag or something. Just get you a doctor's partnership, huh? Get you a doctor's. Dockers. Every kid's like first pair of church pants or dockers I feel like. I mean, name of our new podcast actually, Dockers. Phil Dumpy said, Phil Dumpy had a Dockers quote at one point.

What was it? I don't remember. Cool. Cool segment, Will. That's good. I think I got a pair of gray Dockers. or cool. Cool segment, Will. Cool. That's good. I think I got a pair of gray dockers. That's it.

Ah, cool. Sick. How's that ass look at him? Looks good. You can get him at Kohl's and you might be able to get some Kohl's cash for him. Oh yeah, Phil Duffy said the best pickup line is a tight pair of dockers.

Yeah. That's good. That's a good line. That's right. It's a good line. That's that good. Yeah, that's not Dylan. I heard Dylan live performances weekend in the bathroom at a

star bar called Who's Line is this anyway? No, I did that. I went to that. Let me tell you drugs. If you can go to who's Live is Anyway, if it comes to your town, go see it. It was an amazing performance. Did they do lightning crashes? No. What?

More of a Dark Star crashes guy. Real ones, no. I don't know. That's not true exactly. They did do the hoedown at the very end. That was cool. They did a lot of stuffown at the very end. That was cool. They did a lot of stuff. It was a very good, good show.

Did Gillis do a set? Gillis was not there. Why? Ryan Stiles was. Did Olympic Drew Carey do a set? He was not there either. They actually made a joke about him not being there. Why? What'd they say?

Like, yeah, the one with all the money, you know, didn't come on this, so what he's got that price is right back. Exactly. He's also turned into a giant fish fan. Made a lot of awesome jokes. There's a lot of Elon jokes. Did you walk out? Hey, you know what I say?

Legalized comedy. I hated it when that says the least funny man in the world. It was dark times and they made it illegal. Yeah, it was hard to do this show. The video like the opposite of Steve Harvey cheeseburgers on my timeline is Elon on the red carpet. Oh man. What's still down. What a time. Damn dude, I'm telling you.

Telling you, he's gonna pull the plug one day. We're all gonna be fricking fricked. Dylan, we had Lady Gaga on SNL, you didn't even watch that? No. Come on, player. No, why? How are you gonna be a little monster and not watch it?

I haven't watched SNL in so freaking long. If I didn't watch the anniversary one, you know I wasn't gonna watch this one. It's messed up, dude. Oh wow. How are you gonna be a little monster and not watch? I've been watching SNL so freaking long but if I didn't watch the anniversary one you know I wasn't gonna watch this one. It's messed up dude. I know. Well before we get out of here make sure to go do your bit madness brackets on reddit if you go to our subreddit reddit.com slash r slash circling back you'll see that we've got our bit madness brackets go submit them make sure to include some identifying information because if you win we'll drop the bag on you. Please.

We'll drop a bag on you. Shout out to a bachelor contestant, Cam. Always be Cam, dude. Who we saw at Butler Pitch and Putt. Not there for the event, but still there hanging out. Nice to see him. He's a good guest. Should we let him do the tell all?

It's where Cam tells all. I'm fine with that. Yeah. Should we just have an airing of grievances and get all of our bachelor connections on? Get Connor, get Brittany T. I'll text Colton, we'll get Connor, Brittany T. What's Colton up to?

Cam. I don't think Colton's doing media anymore. Yeah, I think he kind of backed off a little bit once he got found out for tracking his girl's car. Shout out Cassie. You didn't deserve that queen. Cassie's sister though. She on the bachelor or something. No, we just talked. She's somebody else. Uh she's on. She's yeah. She's the yeah. She's the high schooler. Oh really? They're related. The twenty-eight

year old uh twin sisters. I think. Wait, what? Hey, hoes. Very beautiful. Chill out, Randy. She's 28. Did you ever finish Landman? Did you finish Landman? Yeah.

You looked up like you were so shocked I was talking to you like. I didn't know you were talking. Yeah, I finished it. I never started it. What'd you think? It's fine. Okay.

It's fine. It's entertaining. It's just like any other Taylor Sheridan show. It's entertaining, but the writing is like is laughable at times. Landman. Do you like how she went upstairs with her boyfriend to like and everybody in the house knew that like they were going up there to have intercourse. Like the entire house of adults. Including the parents. Yeah, they're like, oh, she's going upstairs to do some fucking. Yeah, it's so uncomfortable. They didn't say that, but they were going up there to have intercourse like the entire house of adults including the parents yeah they're like i was going to do some fucking yeah it's so uncomfortable they didn't say that but they were thinking it they're very weird yeah yeah he's going to tech like play football that's right yeah quarterback he's also got a lot of takes he'll give him tea in the pool yeah unsolicited that's our review review. Yeah, yeah. Bit Madness will be doing it sometime next week. Don't know exactly when but get Thanks for watching guys!