Circling Back - No Glaze & Painful Bottle Service Tabs

Episode Date: May 22, 2024

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all right we're back circling back podcast wash media headquarters in austin texas my name is will defriest my right left don't know my lefts and rights, David Roth. I've got a very important announcement that I'd like to kick this here show off with. You ready? I don't like to declare things too often, but we were talking before the show. We're talking this morning. And I'm just getting the vibe that it's about to be a cuddy sark summer cuddy sark summer call me kid cuddy the way i'll be sipping i just things

are trending that way um i know what that means obviously but there might be a couple people at home who don't dude don't you're so nf right now that it's scary you're so nf right now it's the least fratty vibes i've ever seen it's it's a classic of its kind it's delicate refined and refreshing it's the ideal aperitif whiskey that also mixes well in cocktails it's cuddy sark an original you know what i've always said dave like you can take a single malt that's cool and whatever but like i like the artistry of a blend you know i like i like it when there's a blend and you get to see two things making one it's almost a juxtaposition play no you're it you're right well i'm glad you brought that up that's something i've been thinking about a lot lately you used to be a single malt fiend

and now you're fucking loved it now you're just a blend guy i couldn't stop they were straight up calling me vitamix the way i blend it who's called who exactly was calling you that they were calling me ninja the way i got up in there and whipped it off. Dylan, your hair's got some volume today. I can't tell you how great it is to hear you say that because I don't like my hair at the moment. Why? Dude, it's thinning up front. No, but you have legit volume on top.

It's the same. I feel like I haven't... I'll be straight up honest with you. You pretty much look the same from the day that I met you except you have facial hair now. Okay. Well, thank same. I'll be straight up honest with you. You pretty much look like the same from the day that I met you, except you have facial hair now. Okay. Well, thank you.

That actually means quite a bit to me. I was enjoying the mezcal that our Australian neighbors gave me last night. How was that? It was really good. Like, really good stuff. Just sipping it neat. You know how I do. Was it Australian mezcal, or was it from Mexico?

They do mezcal very well in Australia. I'm glad you're sipping it. I can't how I do. Was it Australian mezcal or was it from Mexico? They do mezcal very well in Australia. I can believe they'd have a climate for that. What, Dave? I'm glad you're sipping it neat. Yeah. Maybe this makes me weird. I don't enjoy any mezcal infused cocktail. I enjoy mezcal neat.

That's it. It's not for everyone, but love it it's for the sophisticated palate i it's for the people that want to feel like they smoked a cigarette and had a cocktail didn't have to it replaced scotch for me honestly when the neat sipping liquor well i don't know if you heard the first couple of minutes i did that's why i'm that's why i brought it up. I drank it while watching Madam Web. Don't watch it. It stinks, man. How does she shoot the webs? What's the story there?

She actually doesn't. She doesn't shoot them? She doesn't have webs? The only superpower, spoiler, the only superpower she gets is she can see, she gets glimpses into the future, like a few minutes into the future, and she can change the outcome. Why is her name Madam Web if she doesn't have webs? because she was in her mother's belly who was bitten by a spider like right at birth his mother died and so she it took her like 30 years to realize that she

had these powers the movie stinks how long does it take to realize you have these powers the villain in the movie he all he he also got the spider bite so he has like the spidey abilities worst actor i've ever seen in a movie that's like legit like you can't take your eyes off him because he's so bad i mean you were aware of all the the pr around that movie when it came out right that was not like it was just terrible pr for it and then pretty much any interview that they had uh dakota johnson doing for it she was like yeah i haven't watched the movie yet like i don't even know if it's good she's lovely she doesn't even like she does not care about marketing the movie at all she got her paycheck and she moved on she knew that it stunk yeah sydney sweeney's in the movie but you might as well not be because it's like it's not really

sydney sweeney it's just like what a waste of casting sydney sweeney in this role like what are you doing randy once saw a girl hotter than her yeah very close by here multiple times actually yeah very close to us straight up if it's me i'm just realizing my superpowers before like 30 years passes yeah like i'm gonna realize it much sooner and like do way more good with that yeah that information it just it stinks but we've all wondered if we have mono for like 10 years and we just haven't fixed it right there's nothing we've just been powering through we're just different the amount of mono scares like 10 years and we just haven't fixed it, right? There's nothing redeemable about it. We've just been powering through it. We're just different. The amount of mono scares I've convinced myself like growing up, high school, like the slightest amount of like being lethargic or just like low energy. Oh, I must have mono.

I kissed somebody at the skating rink. I never did. Why are you kissing people at the skating rink, dog? It's a big thing in high school also randy pointed out and like i noticed it almost immediately in the movie but the villain every line he had was voiced over like after the fact and it's so obvious that it's happening i was watching little rascals last night with my little rascal and uh yeah they did the same thing i was like oh it makes sense the kids probably didn't have the best delivery on their lines little rascals yeah it's little rascals this is a marvel put their name on this movie i can't i can't comprehend why any guesses on what the uh vegas line is for's Little Rascals. Yeah, it's Little Rascals. Marvel put their name on this movie and I can't comprehend why.

Any guesses on what the Vegas line is for the Little Rascals Rotten Tomatoes? Ooh. Better get snorted. 28. Dave?

Wait, the Vegas line on what? For Little Rascals. Rotten Tomatoes. Feature film. Oh, oh, oh. 84. Randy, do you have one? I think one time i looked up the sandlot and it was like a 35 so it's really skewed for like kid movies 22 yeah 22 i was gonna say it's gotta be

under that did it not age well no i thought it was fine i don't know i didn't watch the whole thing wasn't really paying attention too much just kind of zoning out 22 probably better than madame webb though it has to be don't watch it sweene's uh dogged it in her monologue uh snl pretty heavy it got the bomb it got people to go see it because it got the effect it was so bad that i think people just went and saw it just to see how bad it was i i kind of enjoy bad movies i was like you know what this is so bad but i'm going to see where it goes i'm kind of like i'm into it now because it's so bad but also like dakota johnson's great i already said that she's great the movie sucked that's a horny play though for you right sweet swings she she does well in certain roles some roles she doesn't do very well and this was she was not great well she doesn't say no to a role we've learned um that's not a slight she literally said she's like i'm not saying no to

anything because i don't make enough money for my roles to live like i want to should we cast her in something we could we could uh is she familiar with dylan's track house easy is she familiar with uh conference crashers true corporate retreat she'd make a killing as a waitress at Wilmonds. She would not make a killing at the Dixieland. No, no, no. They'd put her in the corner. Hey, is there any cameos by any Marvel people? Like does Captain America pop in?

Let me get my nerd glasses on. Welcome back, Randy. It's not technically part of the MCU. It's part of Sony's universe. What is the MCU? I don't know what the fuck. Oh, the CUM, the Cinematic Universe of Marvel. Oh.

So yeah, it's Sony has... It is Marvel, yeah? Yeah. Spider-Man is Marvel, but like Sony's version of... It's like Venom and Morbius and all that stuff isn't part of the MCU. It's part of the spider thing of Sony. That's why they're terrible. I wouldn't do it. They invited me on one of those movies.

They're like, hey, Will, we want you to star as Sockman. It's part of the Sony family of things. I'd be like, fuck no. I want to be on Marvel or nothing. How is Sidney Sweeney not making good money at this point she probably that interview was uh long before anyone but you which is widely accepted to be one of the greatest romantic comedies of all time especially by dave and his family no uh no everyone loved it at your house they just they just need to talk it out at a group dinner to understand how much they loved it get it on the books okay um i think we could get her hey what uh what does

sock man do sock man curiosity he cleans up the streets oh they can say something else he just he's there he's like a what's his power soak up agent no it's a it's a community enrichment play all the absorbent yeah all the slime on the streets he just so soaks it up. Yep. Oh, big puddle over there. I'm going to skip that right into a gutter. You just wring yourself out into the trash can. Yep. But that's his Achilles heel. If he cleans up the streets too much, he gets too crispy and stiff.

And that would be his downfall. So it's like a double. Yeah. It's a real catch-22. He goes up against Load Man. Come on. That's where real catch-22. He goes up against Load Man. Come on. That's where I come into play. That's you.

Shout out to all the DFs right now. Yeah, he's Load Man. And yeah, he hits him with his web. And then he freezes the sock. Load Man just walks up to strangers and tells them about podcasts that have loading phases. And he's like, you got to check out this pod. Give it like three episodes. These are the three best. Yeah. And you're a villain yeah back in back in march 2023 these

guys went on an absolute run you got to listen these five episodes you'd really like it did you ever hear about the zoo where like their their jaguar escaped and like killed a bunch of alpacas they start there crazy i promise they went on a. They're still talking about it this day. Load Man. No, no, no. Hold on. Load Man. Do you have Spotify? We can do the touch thing. We touch your phone.

Sock Man and Load Man. Yeah. They hate each other. It's a juxtaply. But they're connected because they both got bit by the same podcast. So it feels like you're doing good work, though. I don't think. There's nothing villainous.

Really annoying, though. Really off-putting. It's like this guy will not stop talking about this one podcast. Yeah. Just like you're doing good work, though. I don't think there's nothing villainous about it. Really annoying, though. Really off-putting. It's like this guy will not stop talking about this one podcast. Yeah, just annoying. Like, very much like- Yeah, I get it. Potentially an ad- Lowe's fans a lot.

He sees a lot. He can be a lot sometimes. He works from home, likes to tell everybody about it. Yeah. Okay. Works from home. He just moves the mouse around. Speaking of the Spider-Verse, Dylan, you look a lot like J. Jonah Jameson, Peter Parker's

boss at the Daily Bugle. Hey, dude, sick reference. I for sure know what that means. Yeah. Dude, I was thinking the same thing. Look it up. You know what Lodeman's boss is?

He doesn't have a boss. He's his own boss. Damn. He carries a load. He has an Etsy store. That's great. He has an Etsy shop. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. When is he making his Etsy shop? He launches new stuff on Thursdays. He launches loads. Damn. All right. We got a lot of announcements. First and foremost, yesterday, exactly five minutes beyond the paywall.

Next week, beyond the paywall on Tuesday. Do you know what a game show podcast hosted by yours truly? I'm sorry. Produced by yours truly, as I got by you produced by yours truly as i got last place in the last one no spoilers um additionally we're doing voicemails tomorrow 888-618-4422 again 888-618-4422 washed.substack.com hot stuff right in your inbox big loads in the inbox if i do say so myself but But more than anything, please right now go to youtube.com

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get up in that track house. Dylan's Track House! Tomorrow, two o'clock Central Standard Time? Daylight Time. Central Daylight Time. CDT. CDT is the first ever Dylan's Trackhouse.

You've been playing some of the best you've been playing since we've gotten the machine. Yeah. Do you think you're going to have any jitters as we take our foire into live content into uh live content i do i'll be a little nervous but that's okay i think i'll thrive under the under the pressure yeah on monday i shot a 28 under with just one off my best all-time round okay i'm feeling good i'm the dust is it's you know i got the dust off and i i heard you spinning it today i'm spinning it today a little bit. Not to brag, but I shot two over yesterday. Oh. That's almost par, man. That's pretty good.

Shot I think a 43 on the back. We're gonna have some fun. The whole squad will be there. It's not just your boy. Everyone's gonna get involved. It's gonna be a fun time. We're gonna do some Q&A, probs on the stream, stuff like that. Announcement, I cannot make it, but in lieu of me you will be getting load man oh shit

we got to acquire a monster original recipe today don't shut up and just not nope not like keep recommending podcasts listen to while we're streaming load man will bring you a monster yeah i'll talk to him yeah we need we need a monster in the situation do we have a glass large enough for uh both a monster and a guinness to fit into that's a great can i just do it in normal can i do it in one of the branded sunday scaries glasses oh yeah and you have to pour two of them no no how much monsters needed an entire i'm just gonna fill it half yeah it's half and i'm just gonna fill it half yeah so i've got a video that shows how to pour it you could do two and have you no i committed to one single i'll do a gonstar i don't i don't want to hear anyone giving me shit for not drinking two gonsters when i'm drinking one goster for no

reason it's really half a goster it's okay well it depends how big the goster is it could be a jellyfish split in half lives on a life as a single jellyfish are you going to diminish that one's life because it's half the size yeah i imagine it grows it no one can look it up it's gonna be fun stop by have a have a laugh with us i guess we should promote the twitch as well it's gonna be on the washed media twitch i don't know what the address is twitch.tv slash washed media we're simulcasting it right we're simulcasting you look up washed media on twitch simulcasting on washed media i'm older i don't have twitch i don't know what that is you can watch it on youtube there you you go. And we're probably going to do it.

Aren't we doing it on Twitter as well? We could do it on the Wash Twitter. I saw that's already linked on StreamYard. So yeah, if we want to. Let's do it. Let's do it. But before that, let's meet Twillery, the performance menswear brand that brings life-changing functionality to your wardrobe.

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It's a cold, cold call. She got two calls. There was a young lady, episode one, who didn't answer the phone. Day's trying to get a hold of you. And Carolyn. Carolyn? Carolyn.

We called her back. We gave her a second chance. And she was shopping at Whole Foods Central Market. She was nice enough to just pause that shopping session and talk to us on a cold call. She left us a handwritten note on her customized stationery. Swag. It's very tasteful. Swag.

I mean, look at the imprint on that thing. There's even a watermark. Is that bone? It's embossed, my guy. This is nice. You emboss your stationary you're operating at a pretty dope level she not only left us a handwritten note that's a nice touch she left us a book it's called reality unveiled by ziad mossery it's the hidden keys

of existence that will transform your life and the world let me see this thing i read that it's got good reviews high key i might read it i i think i'm gonna read it there's aliens here i opened the first thing i open up to is chapter five we are not alone yes there have been crashed craft and bodies recovered we are not alone in the universe they've been coming here for a long time dr edgar mitchell and most importantly she us, printed out something or other. It says here a $50 P.F. Chang's gift card. Wow. For the boys. That's so- How many lettuce wraps can that get us? Three orders? I bet that gets us four. Plus tip.

Where's the nearest P.F. Chang's? Downtown, dude. By V.Y. Sting. Is it still there? Yeah, dog. Has to be. Is it still there? That thing's a staple. I assume it's been closed for 15 years. It's a mainstay. Who's, it was either Randy, no, it was probably Brent. I'm shocked if that's still there. I took a very famous photo at DC Rough on Instagram.

I took the photo. You took a good photo. I took the photo. It was in the photo. No, I remember that. Yeah, I just assumed that, you know, since no one, I don't know anyone who goes. I just, you know, Austin – restaurants move fast in Austin. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I think Load Man spends a significant amount of time there. Load Man loves it there. Okay. He loves it there. He's a big Mongolian beef guy. I get it. It's very good there. We're about to do Kung Pao Fridays here.

Yes. Maybe just one since we have the 50 bucks. It's going to run out. It's going to be, that Friday is going to be a straight up movie though. That's true. Thank you, Carolyn.

You are a sweetheart. We appreciate it. Hit me with the music. You hear that? That's me hitting the space bar. I thought I had a song. You might have a song, but I don't know where it is

and I kind of forgot. Welcome to the space bar. All right. So can we guess what this is about before we do it? I think today is about a cocktail. What cocktail are you teaching us how to make? Dave, what's your guess? Is this about space or is it about something from the bar?

Well, given how much I love space and how much I pay attention to it, I think there's a lot of ongoing things in the universe. Things are happening out there. Just say space. We can okay thank you um correct dave's correct this is about space so we're oh for like 18 on getting like a cocktail thing for space cocktail one time maybe one time no i think it had to do with this it was the space cocktail bar that apparently stinks it was kind of a kind of a hybrid anyway Anyway, this is about outer space. What if I told you that there's a very rare celestial event happening next month? Is that something you'd be interested in?

There's a lot of rare celestial events that go down. That's why I was going to say this year. That's why I said it that way. Okay, okay. I feel like it's just crazy this year. Let's go out this weekend. Are we just more aware of it? Because you're hyped hyped up you're so horned up for space lately are we just more aware dog you sent this to me oh i did that's what's up so i'll be straight up i don't know what it is a few other backers sent it to me as well uh june the morning of june 3rd right

before dawn uh and this applies mostly to people on the East Coast. New York apparently is going to be the best place to see this happen. We have a very rare alignment of planets that you'll be able to see with the naked eye. These planets include Mercury, Jupiter, your anus, Mars, Neptune, and Saturn. They will be aligned and you can see them without even binoculars. Are we going to know which ones they are? Are they just going to be the brightest stars in the sky? They will look like stars in the sky. But if you got a telescope out or even binoculars, you'd be able to see like the rings on Saturn for sure. Not to be confused with the fireflies. 10 of them specifically are you going to new york to

go see this i will not be going to new york just to see this no okay um i don't know we might be able to see them from here we might but prob's not okay okay prob's not it's gonna be um most visible like i said on the east coast we're gonna get you a telescope yeah i need to tell i need to tell do any do any backers out there work for any telescope companies? Because I feel like you could really make a killing with this. I need to get scoped up, for sure.

Why don't we talk to that PGA player? Jimmy Walker? Jimmy Walker. He's got a telescope. I don't think he's just going to give me one of his. Maybe he'd give you a tour of his planetarium. He wore Rowdy Gentleman one time. He doesn't live far from here.

Maybe I can just go use it. It's a true story. Exactly. He might just invite you down and be like, oh, you're the TFM guy. Hey, what is this going to mean for Mercury being in retrograde? Ooh, I believe. How does this affect my mood?

You should be in a good mood. Like, yeah, what happens? Like, does Load Man really, really show up when they're all in line? Load Man, this is going to be a day for Load Man. Yeah. So all these are going to just be in the line? Yeah. Not like a

perfect straight line hold on okay but but you enjoy it nonetheless okay i'd see what you're doing you see if you're new here that's a cocaine joke for the dumb fucks they like to they like to make fun of me for doing lots of cocaine which in fact i've never actually done that stash would say otherwise this is yeah okay no that that stash is looking well that stash either says two things that i do really high-end cocaine or i'm going to ask you for cocaine and then arrest you when you tell me where to get it. Or I'm down at the saloon. I'll be at one of the dead shows. Getting mustache rides?

There was a guy sitting near me at the dead shows who definitely had cop vibes and I was like, I really don't want him to talk to me right now and ask me for something because I don't want to have to deny him for fear that he's a cop. Dude, best thing that would happen to this show and you is you getting arrested for a minor drug offense at a- Yeah, it'd be fine. It'd be fine, yeah. They don't arrest people at the sphere. First guy to get arrested at the sphere. That'd give us some street cred for sure. They don't arrest people there. They let you do whatever you want. So yeah, check it out. You might have to get up a little early that day, but it'd be worth it. That's fine. I'm up before dark every day anyway because I'm grinding. Yeah, between 5 a.m. and dawn is the best time to check this out. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. I can freak with this. And that concludes Spacebar. Spacebar. Spacebar. Spacebar.

Spacebar. Can we talk about something else that's out of this world? Sure. Okay, so while we were in Vegas, EDC was going on. Do you guys know what EDC is? No. EDC is an electronic dance thing. Electric Daisy Carnival.

Electric Daisy Carnival, which is essentially just a bunch of EDM acts. I had no idea Fred Again was going to be there. Did you know that, Randy? You're a Fred Again guy, right? No. I mean, I'm not. I'm sure I've heard a song or two. I could not... He's tight. He's tight. But EDC, you know, it's in Vegas. You know, there's a lot going on. You can probably go out there and have a good time. Probably do some drugs. Probably enjoy yourself.

As it turns out, some people did enjoy themselves to the tune of $277,519.39, $277,519.39, which after tip and surcharges was $323,848.39. This is a music fest? Yes. I'm going to assume that at the music festival, much like they have it

everywhere in Vegas, there's probably a place to go get bottle service and spend way too much money. That's where they get you. When I saw this, I thought it was just some high-end Vegas restaurant. But then now I'm seeing there's no food even anywhere on the-

They're at EDCLV Kinetic. Kinetic. You're in the Kinetic Lounge, where we charge a surcharge admin fee of only 9%. Am I seeing this right? Oh, it's a bucket of Red Bull. Okay. I was thinking each Red Bull costs $75, but it's a bucket. No, but I mean, for a bucket of Red Bulls for $75, you can go down to the store right down South Marway and get a bucket of Red Bulls for about $12.

I like to see they stay hydrated. The water bucket, 36 of them. Yeah, that's pretty impressive to get 36. Okay, $2,700 on water. That's pretty impressive to get $36,000. Okay. $2,700 on water. They bought four bottles of Ace of Spades champagne at $25,000 a bottle.

They bought four of them. I mean, here's the thing, dude. That's a good price. Ace Rosé. That's a good price. Ace Rosé, one bottle, $90,000. That's got to be one of those Magnums, right? That's got to be one of those Big Johns.

I'm going to look this up. Yeah, that's giving Big Johns. Ace Rosé. So the first thing they ordered was a $2,000 bottle of Closet Azul. I think in Vegas, that's probably pretty normal for what that would cost. They went Reposado? How do they hit them with the Reposado? I feel like it's Blanco season. Can I say a – can I do a quick confession?

I've never had Clase Azul. Ooh, I have. Everyone talks a big game about it. It's very good. Someone told me the reason it's so expensive is because they hand make and hand paint the bottles for it. And so that makes the price make it feel like it's an ultra luxury tequila. When in reality, it's a good tequila in an ultra luxury bottle and then from that point on i was like well now i feel like i'd feel stupid buying

it myself i just got to leech off the rich dude in the group of friends i'm gonna tell you something class a azul full of additives oh i'm seeing i'm seeing an armand de brignac ace of spades brute rosé retail for $11,500. Okay. 10 times markup. That aligns. I mean, that's what they do. Ace of Spades. So I guess that does make sense. It's a Tony Hawk play. Motorhead. Yeah, Tony Hawk play.

What would you guys do if you were stuck with this? It shows that they had 15 guests within this whatever it was and server Dominique got the bag dropped on her. Yeah, I'm probably just... What do you do when you get that $15,000 Venmo request? I'm just going Madam Web, looking into the future and just doing something to get me out of it.

What's up with the surcharge admin fee that's 90% that equates to almost 21 grand? Here's the thing. That's a bitch to get 21 grand added to this tab, but when you're already spending 277 what's another 20 grand you know what i mean are places doing surcharge admin fees what does that even mean i don't know i don't know what that could possibly even indicate admin because they're automatically doing a 20 tip on top of it automatic and then there's the nine

percent surcharge fee then they have the the absolute audacity to have an added gratuity line under that. That's swag. I'm about to ask a real broke boy question. What if they put $10? How do you pay for this? Assuming you don't have a black card. What card has a limit other than the black card? Black card has no limit.

That's like the whole bit. Yeah. How many other cards are out there that... I'm sure that you can Amex, like an Amex Platinum that's probably like 100 grand or something. Does one guy, does the client of the group just get in by all of a sudden? I don't know. I mean, I know like Amex won't deny a lot of charges,

like if they're really big charges because it's Amex and that's what they want you to do. But I mean, surprise, I've never dabbled in the $300,000 range when it comes to running an American Express car to see what the limit is. What is the line right above where it says total gratuity at the bottom? I don't know what that means. Revenue, RDM, and then whatever that number is, it's almost $35,000. Is that like suggested?

I don't know. Hard to say. Yeah, it's really hard to say. It's almost $35,000. Is that like suggested? I don't know. Hard to say. It's like... It's really hard to say. It's like almost... It's like 11% of what the total bill is. I'm ignoring that. I'm crossing it out.

We've had some experience with something similar. I'm crossing it out. No, that's not here. We went down this road in Vegas. We did? Yeah, you were there. Flounder was there. KJ was there.

KJ was there. there he was definitely there decided to order some bottle a bottle someone did someone someone took the menu and took it upon himself to order a bottle and it was a very expensive bottle it was a bad bottle order i'm not going to expose anybody especially kj straight up kj like i'm not going to do that. But if you're going to get a bottle of something when you're in Las Vegas, don't get a bottle of champagne. I've never had a champagne that just blew me away.

No. Because it kind of is all the same. Okay, the first time I ever had Dom was at a New Year's Eve party, and one person had it, and they were like letting people try it. And I decided to try it after tasting my like cooks or whatever I had. And I was like, okay, I understand the difference, but I'm not going to go pay $200 for a bottle of champagne ever. I did only one time when I proposed to Sally, but like, I'm not going to do that

because I just don't think it's going to make my life that much better. It will give me a headache 12 minutes later. For sure. Might even make me run to the bathroom and evacuate something else a couple of later imagine the moments of anxiety if this was a uh credit card roulette situation no no i'm not paying it dude i might not i might just get rid of my friends who ran up this tab even if like we knew what was going on in the middle of it i might just never talk to him again like nah you guys you guys aren't good for me this is insane yeah it'd be tough it'd be tough insane i had the pleasure of going

through a venmo request yesterday from uh las vegas and uh i will say that uh the couple hundred dollars that i had to venmo was much different than this felt felt good this this helped the venmo requests that were coming in feel a little less uh tough i mean if if you're uh if you're what is it dominique if you're dominique you made your nut on this one table yeah how about all that how many years do you need to 46 grand is madame webb over here well like do you have to work your way up to get these kind of tables that like because like you you gotta it's like you you start as like a junior consultant and then you just gotta work your way up this wasn't her first week as a server no i think in a on a previous podcast we talked about or read a story

about how competitive the bottle service bottle becoming a bottle girl in vegas whether it's at like a pool a lounge or a club like this is like it's very competitive apparently the um the car hops at like a nice vegas hotel don't they call car hop i call them sonics i don't know uh bellboys they they do like they make like multiple six figs like it's they just crush oh i believe it the bellman as well i believe it all the service people in vegas just kill it yeah i think it's i mean it's great industry to be in. I always slide the guy a five. You're the reason why they make multiple six figs. No, I just walk by and high five.

Oh, okay. Yeah, dab them up. After I toss my keys to him. What do you think load man tips in a situation like this? You don't want to know. He drops the bag. He gives them the best recommendation ever. He gives them like the exact time stamp to what the pod. In lieu of $10, what if I told you there's this podcast

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work on my game this summer what are you doing um i'm not drinking okay i'm not hanging out with any chicks are you gonna immerse yourself in a completely new environment where everything is designed to help you grow i'm going to the bali the bali time chamber with the boys with leaders like-minded individuals and we're just just going to fucking hang out. Again, no women. No chicks. I don't know what... If you want to talk to chicks, that's fine, but I don't. Randy, do you have the video up? Can we watch the video real quick?

Look at these dudes. No women. Everybody's ripped. No women, no alcohol, no drugs, no smoking, no party, no entertainment, no video games, no distractions, no fast food, no hookups, no scrolling, no Netflix. This place is something different.

When you enter the time chamber, the only thing to do is train consistently, eat healthy food, network with other leaders, do saunas, reconnect with nature, walk to the waterfalls, do ice bath, meditate, read books, exchange knowledge, learn new skills, take time to think and plan the future. This is a life-changing experience that improves the life of many athletes and entrepreneurs from all around the world will you be a part of it hey will you be a part of it my first question is how do they enforce you know hookup policy it's true sneak it out of your little sneak it out of your little hut yeah i'd like to see him try this is the horniest environment imaginable.

Yeah, right? Like, you can't go here and eat clean and exercise and go to waterfalls and hot tubs. Get tanned. And not get crazy horny. What are you showing him over there? Dave signed it up. He signed up a business leader within the office. Yeah.

We need him to exchange knowledge. So Brett might be going to Bali this year. Here's the thing. I actually would love to. I want to do it for scary purposes, for like podcast purposes alone. I would like to go somewhere and do one of those silent retreats where you just like don't talk for three days and do wellness stuff. I just think it'd be a fun exercise for myself. Like this sounds terrible.

Okay. Just do a couple's retreat counterpoint i bet you feel amazing after this you probably do you probably do and i bet you're like oh my body's a fucking temple like you just crush it for a week straight even if you got sent there and you were like i'm not gonna like any of these dudes these guys are all gonna suck you're walking out with with friends for life i don't know how much fun you're gonna have you're gonna feel fucking fantastic yeah yeah it probably is awesome yeah i mean I don't know how much fun you're going to have, but you're going to feel fucking fantastic. Yeah, yeah. It probably is awesome. Yeah. I mean, I don't know.

The comments, I'll read a couple comments. I've seen gay people less gay than this. What does that mean? I don't understand. I don't know, man. Is there one like this, but for straight people? Is another comment. These dudes have to hook up, right?

He's so bored. Oh, they're so bored. These so bored these guys are fucking i mean yeah like you exchange knowledge and like you work out and you eat and you don't do drugs and you don't drink imagine load man there load man fuck randy it's too far they're gonna like like turn you into the front desk this guy won't stop talking about these podcasts he's really annoying do you think that any of these guys who go to this have podcasts could you yes can you read can you read what that's requesting you do here day they want me to upload a picture of my current physical shape shut up yeah i'm not kidding if you don't have a six-pack they're not letting you in oh according to the video did you see the guy the guys in the first like sliding they're like they're not even like jacked like they they have zero percent

body body that percentage under seven for everyone who attends it just it makes no sense okay but what if you go in and like let's say you like really bulked up over the winter and you're kind of hoping this is gonna be what what helps you cut a little bit you know because you know you're not chasing around the girls, chasing around the muff. Chasing the muff around. Chasing the muff around. You're not doing drugs, Dylan and Will. You guys are fucking drinking.

You lose weight at this. No shrooms? Like, this is perfect for someone. Yeah, that's a pill for mushrooms, dude. Someone's boofing shrooms in there. Yeah, you got to bring some. Imagine going all the way to Bali and going to bed sober. Sounds terrible.

No chicks anywhere? No, dude. I'm not trying to go to bed without some type of head change in bali it's i was like man just be so much better if there's probably sleep like a baby do a half naked chicks running around this place be probably tired from all the activities just go cold ones then walk to the waterfall with your boys give me alcohol and chicks and i'm in this would be awesome dude just load man just walks you down to the waterfall telling you about this other podcast he heard he's like dude it's called the mail-in i can't hear you over this waterfall so he starts yelling yeah the two old hosts of the mail-in had crazy sexual chemistry

but believe you won't believe this so they do spooky season no dude trust me man like you may not be into halloween but like it's not that scary it's more it's more like fun but he's talking about shrimp it's just They cut scene to scene. Oh, dude, they do this thing called headlines. Can we watch the video again, Randy? No, I don't want to watch it again. I like when they go to the waterfall together. One of the comments is, dude just described prison.

Yeah, it's kind of true. Minus the waterfalls. This is how prison in Northern Europe is. Yeah. Sounds kind of tight. No hookups. Why no hookups why is that part of the yeah what if you like honestly like what like what if you go there and like you

you're a gay man and you see a guy there and you're like holy shit like this is it vacation hookups are elite yeah everybody knows that yeah let the boys mob let them hook up they don't know what's going on in the grotto no dude they can't see what they can't see down in the yurt dude kiss me they can't see a stone dude you know it smelled crazy in that year no it smelled crazy uh david would you go no come on how long does it last because i'll go if y'all send me i need some time away from the fam i need to kind of go get you know dude i'm sure elissa would be super cool with you just going to bali with the boys imagine getting back to this and just destroying it like a like a double cheeseburger oh yeah just wrecking yourself oh yeah oh yeah that airport that airport food gonna hit so different oh yeah you pass by that fly right on the on the way in oh dude you fly out

of a hobby and they got that uhacitos. You're just going in. Oh, my God. There's even a Papados. Those chicken strips at Papados go hard. No, I'm getting the tall margarita from Papacitos. Oh, my God. I don't know how much this costs. I haven't looked into it, but I'm guessing it is astronomical.

$30,000 probably, I had to guess. There's business leaders there. They lead business. That's true. Yeah, do you think Warren Buffett goes there? This setting looks incredible you think michael rubin's there and he just puts on like an impromptu white party i don't think diddy's gonna have his white party this year i gotta think it's just not happening not happening no gonna be an orange party this This is crazy. Jumpsuits. That's good. Jumpsuits. Some guy said, you know Grindr exists, right? Okay.

Have you guys been following the most recent slow leak from Apple Music of the 100 best albums of all time? I saw a little bit on it on the TL. I would like to read out the top 10 that was released today, and I would like your guys' immediate reactions from this, okay? Okay? Number 10, Lemonade by Beyonce. Number 9, Nirvana's Nevermind.

Number 8, Amy Winehouse, Back to Black. Number 7, Good Kid, Mad City, Kendrick Lamarck. Some heavy hitters so far. Yep, yep. Stevie Wonder, Songs in the Key of Life. Frank Ocean's Blonde. Purple Rain by Prince and the Revolution. Number three, Abbey Road, The Beatles.

Number two, thriller, Michael Jackson. That was good. All right. Number one, The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill by Lauryn Hill. Lauryn Hill being the best album of all time was not on my radar here. No disrespect. Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

If you put Lauryn Hill in the top ten, I'm probably going to be fine with it. I just don't know if she can have the best album of all time not here. It's a really good album. My sister bought it when I was little, and I used to just take it, toss it in my blue Discman. Thanks for saying that correctly. I looked through all all 100 earlier how'd that go for you uh glaring lack of green day dookie okay was there any like punk dots in there no t-lock i think the closest you got to punk might have been um morrissey or something smith's can i say something totally out of pocket and i know there's gonna going to be people who are going to refute this. Purple rain.

I've never heard a Frank Ocean song. Yes, you have. I don't know if I have, Dave. Look, there's a lot of great songs on that. At no point when I spun that was I like, well, this is one of the best things I've ever heard. Why is he so popular? Like in full of Frank Ocean songs that are really, really good. What's his style?

I would say like experimental R&B hip hop. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Experimental? Yeah, sure. It's different. It's not like...

Would I like Frank Ocean? Should I get in? That album, you definitely would. Okay, I'll listen to Blonde. He makes some elite lovemaking music, if that's what you're into. Okay, okay. Like, don't play it at that retreat.

I only listen to music. Don't go to Bali with Frank Ocean. It may not even be legal to listen to that in bali yeah true everyone what if you walk into frank ocean's there okay well we're talking load man's gonna be very busy because he's got some pods for you uh you know it's a top 10 they had taylor swift 1989 in the top 20 which was making some people very mad. Very mad. They thought it was too low or high? They just thought it shouldn't be in here at all. Shouldn't be in here at all, David.

It's a great album. It's a great album. It's a great album. It's her best. It's a great album, Brandy. Brandy's not even listening. Will you get an Instagram off, buddy? If there's slow leak in it,

why would they release the top 10 first? You are, aren't you? They didn't. Oh, this is they've been doing they've been doing they've been doing it for days now i've just been waiting and waiting and waiting they haven't gotten the follow from me which is i think the play here this is a total follow play from them just trying to get some clout are they trying to get a little uh little buzz like spotify does at the end of the year for your rap and like maybe apple doesn't really have

anything like i read a thread yesterday on Twitter about how the sound quality of Apple music is far superior to that of Spotify. Yeah, I've noticed that as well. For real? For real, dog. Another thing that I learned yesterday, which I actually already knew based on my friends telling me, but apparently

Tidal's got the best sound quality of any of the streaming services. That being said, I don't know what you can even listen to on Tidal. Do they have all the songs that you get on other stuff? I wonder why the quality's different. Probably money. Tidal probably pays more to put out a good product, whereas Spotify probably... You would think Spotify could invest in their product. I don't think most people care.

I haven't noticed. I don't think 99% of people would care about the difference between what you'd listen to between Apple Music and Spotify. I need to spin this Lauryn Hill. You never heard it? You never got in? I'm sure I've heard

this song from Al. It's a classic. I don't know if I would say it's my favorite album of all time. I definitely wouldn't say that. But I have no issue with it being one of the highest. No, I don't have any issue

with it being one of the highest. I do think that anyone complaining complaining about michael jackson thriller probably he's got a pretty good case why probably because he you know just changed the landscape of the music oh yeah yeah that's yeah yeah like they could they could figure out they could probably figure out an angle to be like ah yeah no snoop dogg doggie style on here it's on the it's top 100 yes it is it's in there chronix on there chronix top 20 i believe? What's going on? It's top 100. Yes, it is. It's in there. Chronic's on there. Chronic's top 20, I believe. No Glaze.

Is T-Lop on top 100? No, Beautiful Dark Twisted is, which I've always said is one of the best albums of all time. No Glaze. No Glaze. Are you making No Glaze happen, or did you see that somewhere? That's pretty good. No Glaze.

What are you talking about? I'm not trying to glaze you. No, I'm just saying it's a good album i'm not trying to like go overboard right right right have you ever listened to that album like all the way through not all the way through like seriously like all the way through it like gets you right here in the heart and like just it's so deep no glaze are you load manning me right now but music instead of pause you should check it out it's not lazy dude don't load man me player i will load man who i right now, but music instead of pause. You should check it out, dude. You're so lazy, dude. Don't load man me, player.

I'll load man who I deem loadable. Hey, was Everything's Supernatural on there featuring the Hooch? No, it's not. No, neither is Bare Naked Ladies, whatever Randy and Brett were listening to out there. What was it? You have to ask Brett, but I was surprised you didn ask Brett. Don't look down my ass for that. I suppose you didn't know that song. I recognize the song.

I knew the song once Brett played it. When Brett did it with his mouth, I was like, yeah, I don't know what you're saying right now. It's not good. Have you ever listened to Gordon by the Barenaked Ladies? Dave? That should be on the top, Hondi. I know two B Naked Ladies songs.

Okay. The Big Bang theme song. They did the Big Bang theme song? Yep. Big Bang Theory? What songs do you know? One week and... It's me.

And then what's the other one? I don't know. I asked you like you would know the other song. I know one. I know one that you probably know that you maybe don't think is by them. Played at Red Wings games all the time. It's all been like you would know the other song. I know one. I know one that you probably know that you maybe don't think is by them. Played a Red Wings games all the time. It's all been done.

That's the other one. Hoo, hoo, hoo. It's not a bad song. No glaze. No glaze. Zero glaze. No glaze. Fitbod.

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Yes. I was hitting that nonstop. Is that W when he was in Africa? Maybe. A little bit. What was he doing? Why did they send him? What was he?

Yeah, it was something like that. No, dude. You're put in an awkward position when you're a politician that gets sent to a country that has different rituals than us because it's like, do I do these rituals and look like an idiot? Or do I watch it? He's wearing a Tommy Bahama. Well, he's frat. He's frat.

It's a Tommy B. Walk like an Egyptian? Is that what that shit is? Walk like an Egyptian. Who is that? Madonna. No. I don't know who it is.

That's what I thought immediately, too. No, who did that? The something i don't know who it is that's what i thought no who did that the something the bangles who said the bangles i was gonna oh yeah joe burrow out here just doing it it's a good song yeah had everybody walking like an egyptian back dude whole squad walking silly yeah bally yeah is it bali bali they're calling me bali parton dude bali is live The whole squad walking silly. Yeah. The valley. Yeah. Is it Bali? Bali. They're calling me Bali Parton. Dude, Bali is life. The rest is just details. Mm-hmm.

Did you ever own one of those shirts? I had some soccer ones. Yeah. I had some soccer ones, yeah. Pretty swag. Pretty drippy. It's pretty swag, yeah. Are we talking about this baby?

Four Seasons Orlando. Probably the most viral meme going right now besides Bourdain. I have to admit, boys, I saw about a thousand tweets about the Four Seasons Orlando before I realized that I should probably just Google the words Four Seasons Orlando and see what this is all about. I was kind of confused as to why this blew up to the level that it did. But I guess that's just how the internet works. Yeah. I was kind of lost on this one too. I saw a screenshot of this little baby for a week straight not knowing the context around it. I was like, why do I keep seeing this damn baby?

Show us the baby. Show us the baby. Beautiful baby. How did this baby – It's very, very – I have a question for everybody. Who wants to go to the four seasons orlando is this a genius one-year-old i don't know like this this kid appears to be about the exact same age as uh dave and my kid right i was gonna say like what maybe seven eight months i don't i don't know yeah maybe a little older but like there's no way. There is no way if I hold Charlie in my arms right now and I ask him any question that he is going to give me anything remotely close to a word.

Yeah. My guy doesn't talk. Have you seen the continued versions? I have a question for everybody. What are you about to show us, Randy? Who wants to go to the Four Seasons Orlando? Dearest mother, oh, how the heart yearns to impart upon thee the splendor and magnificence that is the Four Seasons Orlando. Yeah, I don't think this baby's actually talking.

That's where all the memes are now. I don't think I want my kid to become a meme. No, I don't either. But if he does become a meme and I'm in the video, I want to be rocking what this dad's rocking. Yeah, is this dad like the most underrated part of the video? Does this dad just get back from a retreat in Bali? He's glowing. Seriously, he's so good.

He's got a glow about him, no glaze. Does shirt unbutton like that? It's a hot dad. Just saying. I mean, go and unbutton shirt in the middle of the kid's room. I don't often walk around with a linen shirt just totally unbuttoned. Swag, dude. It looks like he just got back from...

I mean, look at that tan. Yeah. And they're about to go to the Four Seasons. He's about to go on another vacation? Did he just get back from a golf trip? Oh, he might have just been

with his boys on a golf trip. He was just with the boys. Or he was in Bali, just networking and exchanging business ideas. Other thought leaders. But not hooking up. No, no, definitely

no hooking up at all. I don't know. this dude might smell like something i don't know why i'm trying to take him i don't think he cheated on his wife on the vacation he took before going to four seasons no there's no hooking up dude sure yeah we have we have no we have no information on an affair it seems like a good guy it's all speculation we can either confirm or deny whether or not he's smashed he could be a great dad and husband we just don't know i will say i don't know if i would want the pressure of having a six-month-old that was like responding to commands with words and it's just a lot a lot of pressure kind of creeped me out

honestly i enjoy there's just one dude that gets served me on tiktok all the time i don't know his name but his content is all dad content and he's pretty funny but it was just essentially showing like when your kid walks for the first time you're like oh come over here yeah you're doing it like your second kid gets up and you're just like sit the fuck down throw them throw them back on the ground like no not time yeah not time yeah sometimes i forget my second kid's name just straight up ghost it buddy a lot of buddy gets tossed around. Well, you should do what I do

and come up with the worst nickname for your second born that you can. Chili dog? Uh, it went from Charlie to Char

to Char Char Binks. That's not, that's good. That's good. What about Charmander? Uh, I've hit him with a Charmander sometimes.

The one that Sally does not like is Chuck. That's a shame because I love Chuck. Well, it's also, I think it's also because he's red hair. And so like he could just grow up and be Chucky at some point, you know? It might be a good Halloween costume at some point if he's just Chucky. If he leans into it. His hair doesn't look that red.

Oh, it's extremely red right now. Okay. Yeah, it's only getting more and more red. Yeah, I understand what the... Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, like Fr fritz like i can see the red that's red maybe i didn't have like a lot of hair yet things have changed significantly okay yeah char chuck i do chuckle sometimes that that doesn't go off very well chuck chuck. Chuck's controversial. I get it.

You either love Chuck or hate it. There's really not like a, I'm eh on Chuck. Sally still wants to just call him by his middle name sometimes. And I'm like, we're not doing that. That's a whole different name. Lyle. Why am I calling him Lyle? It's a big departure from Charlie.

I like Lyle. I know. It's fine. It's fine. Shout out Lyle. I love it. How many syllables is Lyle? One. But it goes Lyle. I know. It's fine. It's fine. Shout out Lyle. I love it. How many syllables is Lyle? One. But it goes Lyle.

Like when you say, you know how you say fire and it kind of sounds like it's two syllables? It's really one. People heavily criticize the way I say it on this podcast. Also, the word world sounds like it's two, but it's really one. Like rule is one. No. Rule. It's two.

Look, you need to follow the rules. Those are different. Believe it or not rules those are different believe it or not those are different words completely the fuck's he talking about you sure yeah what do you say

one is rule the other is rural rural rural what rural I you don't get it

okay I don't know I'll explain it to you after the show it's not a big deal I write one single haiku every week for the Sunday Scaries newsletter, and I struggle with the...

Syllables? Syllables. Syllables. I struggle with the syllables all the time. Just counting it out. Don't want to get called out for having 6-5 or 6-7-5. That's embarrassing. Can't be doing that.

Yeah. Yeah, you can't do that. I feel like you could pump out haikus if you wanted to. You're the syllable god. You still got to come up with creative things to say. Not really. Okay. As long as it's got the consonants, it's still a haiku.

I mean, yeah. Technically, yeah. Who was the dude that was like, we're done here. No more syllables. 17 syllables out. Is the haiku Japanese? I believe so. Is it 575?

Is that how it goes? Yeah. Who invented? It's easy, man. It75? Is that how it goes? Yeah. Who invented? It's easy, man. It's got to be Japan, right? Yeah, 13th century Japan. Shout out to 1200s. Fuck yeah.

How is that a thing? It's just weird. Haikus are weird. It's an opening. A haiku is actually the opening phrase of a renga, which is an oral poem. Generally, 100 stanzas long, which is also composed syllabolically.

Syllabolically? Syllabolically. Six syllables, that one. It was mastered later by Matsuo Basho, who wrote the classic haiku An Old Pond. I bet that shit slaps. It's a banger of a haiku.

I'm reading it on the podcast. Yep, it's on right now. Here's where Dylan criticizes of a haiku. I'm reading it on the podcast. Read it on the pod. Yep. It's on right now. Here's where Dylan criticizes the first haiku. Yeah, you want to dunk on the first haiku, my dude? I want to hear it first. Uh-oh. It's in a different language. Give it a shot.

Just do your best. Well, it's in the haiku. The syllables in the English version are different than the syllables in the Japanese version. So we'll go with this. The old pond. A frog jumps in. Sound of water. It's fine.

It's like I'm there. It's fine. Furu. Imagine. Ikea. Really makes you think, doesn't it? Kawazu. Tobiko-mu. Mizu. No. Oto. furu ikea really makes you think doesn't it kawazu tobiko mu mizu no oto dude that was good i read the phonetic version randy caught that shit that was damn cut that

watch the shogun once oh the dfs are all in here like wait no don't put knowledge into my brain about poetry has even finished Shogun yet? Oh my God. Ray, it's giving me a me and you thing. I seppuku'd my Shogun journey. Well, there's season two and season three upcoming,

so I'll finish it. I'll finish it. I don't have any timetable. I'm not trying to put any constraints on myself or constraints. And so, you know, I'm just going to roll with it.

Too busy watching shitty Marvel movies. Yeah, you got to stop'm just going to roll with it. I'm too busy watching shitty Marvel movies. Yeah, you got to stop that. Yeah. Was it a horny play or just like a curiosity play? Yeah, it was a curiosity play. Like, all right,

you could see how. Netflix wouldn't stop recommending. It was like, all right, just shut up already. I'll watch it. It's kind of like Load Man, how he does, you know? It's like, all right,

I'll fucking watch it. Were they calling you Mr. Webb after it? I also watched The Equalizer with Denzel two nights ago. Pretty good. Is that the one where he's on fire?

No. Man, that fire is an underrated movie. That's a good movie. I think it needs to be more celebrated. He's a badass in this movie, though. Is he? This one where he's on fire, he's a badass, too. He can take out a room full of Russian mobsters With automatic weapons

And all he has is his fists I'd love to see him try Pretty impressive I mean I love Denzel He doesn't even have a weapon He's got no weapon I have a gun Against him

It's completely useless If it's me versus Denzel And I have an automatic weapon I'm gonna bet on me I don't know man No glaze I take whips And if you had four of your buddies

they also had weapons and it's just Denzel the whole squad's getting it if Denzel comes in here with just his hands right now we all have automatic weapons I think we're killing Denzel is that the bad

most badass thing you can do is like when you have no weapon and there's a group of guys with weapons like you just described you get one of them and like you spin them around

and use them as the human shield and you commandeer their weapons human shield's tight as they're holding it human shield's tight and like you spin them around and use them as the human shield and you commandeer their weapons as they're holding shields tight and you just take them all out that's a sick move i wonder if that's ever been or successfully done in real life as good as he is without weapons imagine if you handed him a weapon like he'd probably be much more efficient different story not fair good movie though he's goated he's flying the plane upside down he was drunk the whole time fucking whole fucked up thing man it's not like uh goat man a little bit it's giving goat man

i got i got no fucking no i got fucking hooves fucking star back over there 61 77 audience how about not seeing that means it slaps it's it's worth the watch okay okay maybe i'll do this weekend but we'll find out about that in a second bro let's go out this weekend there's a crazy event happening i like to turn on there's a crazy event happening let's just go have fun and let go of it. Little more pros, let's go. This Weekend in Fun presented by Mugsy. Next month, we're heading up to Chicago, and we're going to be having a little event at the Mugsy store on the Friday that we're there.

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My Friday's pretty open. Baseball season is over, as I previously mentioned, so there's no baseball this weekend, unfortunately. It is, however, the lady friend's birthday weekend.

So I will be spending Saturday with her at her pool, and she's got some friends coming over. We'll be mixing some margs, probably, and have a little outdoor pool situation.

Allow me to be the first. That's very sweet of you. Sunday, on her actual birthday, we're going to an Italian restaurant called Trattoria La Sina, which is out around Driftwood Way. I've never been. It's her favorite Italian place. What's the Sina there? Don't know what to expect.

Have you menu baited yet? Never heard of it. You haven't even tossed up the menu? I haven yet never heard of it you haven't you haven't even tossed up the menu i haven't come on i haven't come on um yeah so that should be it should be a fun a fun weekend okay that's pretty much all i have it's gonna be a hot one that heat dome is here it's arrived it's trapping the hot air it's muggy out there rob thomas's smooth is gonna hit different this weekend. Yeah. And that's all I have. Trattoria Lecine.

Trattoria Lecine. It's a winery dining venue with wood-fired pizzas and other Italian offerings in a casually elegant setting. Casually elegant. They even have a fireplace. And, Dylan, they've got vegan options. Hey, wood, you're fired. That was good. It's a Trump play.

Yeah. Not that good. You're telling me a wood fired this pizza It's a Trump play. Yeah. Not that good. You're telling me a wood fired this pizza? Come on, man. Dude. Dude. I bet you're expecting me to tell you about my weekend. I think I am. Okay.

Well, are you in luck? Because I'm going to tell you about it right here, right now. Friday, going up north. Northbound 35. Just like the song. In reverse, though. You're going to do it all in reverse? Yep.

Is that why they call you the reverse cowboy? They call me reverse load man. Reverse cowboy. Yeah, we're going to go up there and spend time with fam and uh you know what people are wondering if i'm gonna sneak in a stars game saturday night are you gonna sneak in a stars game i've been wondering i'm waiting for somebody to come forward with some tickets hey dave i got a ticket for you right here. And they're real good seats. They're a lower bowl. Setter ice.

These are the best seats. Bathroom's right there. Right there, brother. And there's a wristband. You'll get free glizzies and beers. And afterward, we're going to go spend a bunch of money at the club, and it's all on me. That's what this person is going to say to me.

Waiting for that offer. Sick. But, yeah, so we're going to do some swimming, see the fam. I don't know if I'm playing golf. If somebody wants to saturday it's gonna be hot up there too man crazy three hours north um but yeah nothing good times good times the family do the pool thing get the baby in the pool for the first time hasn't seen the water yet it'll be fun that is fun got one of those little floaty things let them vibe on yeah i got a little cool baby bucket hat swag swag yeah yeah you know long weekend a lot of time vegas last weekend's

not really making me want to do much this weekend gotta be honest. So we're heading down to a place I've never been before within Texas, Galveston. We're going with a couple of family members. We're going to go hang out, do a little swim sesh. I don't really know what we're doing, to be honest. I've put no thought into this trip at all. I'm just kind of along for the ride. And coming back Sunday so we can enjoy our Sunday at home, maybe sleep in a little bit on monday and enjoy the day off you know nothing crazy nothing too crazy thinking about wrapping up my uh season of traders right now maybe i can uh once i'm done with that maybe i can hop back into shogun we got love island coming up quick though you see that announcement dylan my i did see that boy

oh yeah we're about to be cooking this uk yeah yeah good yeah at this point i don't think i'm watching much else than just the uk yeah nothing crazy i don't know kind of intentionally doing nothing i didn't realize that uh memorial day weekend was so close after we were in vegas otherwise i probably wouldn't have planned a trip but uh i don't know anyone got any galveston racks hit your boy up i probably don't have any room in the schedule for it. Y'all got dinners planned out? I don't really know what the deal is. Probably going to stick around the hotel area because we got kids and stuff.

Got to get those little dudes to bet. Yeah. I've got an upcoming beach trip with just the family. Is it in Bali? It's not in Bali. No, no, no. There's going to be... I no there's gonna be i'm gonna hopefully be able to uh do drugs and drink i'd be tight but i'd be tight

man that's about it i'm sorry should i wood fire some pizzas this weekend should we bust the pizza thing out i feel bad man i hit up barrett the other day and i was like hey dude i'm supposed to leave town this weekend but i don't think i I'm going to. Are you going to be in town at all? He was like, yeah, dude, let's hang out. Let's do something. Now I've got to tell him, like, no, player. Your boy's out. You're going to be devastated.

He'll get over it. Yeah, married life. What are you doing this weekend? Are you going to Y'all Out Boy? Yeah. Friday I'm going to Y'all Out Boy with Mr. Brett out there and my roommate. So that should be fun. Saturday I want to paddleboard, but it seems like everyone I go paddleboarding with is busy on Saturday. So I don't know. I have no plan Saturday.

Brett shamed you hard for paddleboard. Yeah, well, Brett can't deal with anything over 80 degrees outside. Love that. Sunday, I got a little cookout at James's place, I believe. And then Monday, I don't know, probably working on the game show. This morning I asked Brett, I was like, are you doing anything this weekend? Like heading out of town? You know, Brett likes to get out of town.

He was like, no, just sticking around. And like probably 30 minutes later, it came up that it was Memorial Day weekend. He's like, oh yeah, what are we doing for that? Nothing. It's Memorial Day. No one goes to work on Memorial Day. What are you thinking? He does the ads.

Did we confirm that he did not sell ads? We're not working on Memorial Day. No, we haven't. We're not doing it. I'm going to pull up the ad calendar right now. I haven't even looked. He's such a grinder. He doesn't even mentally take off Memorial Day or Labor Day every year.

No, he doesn't have ads there. We've been through this. We have a full slate of ads. Dude, we're not recording Monday. I'm sorry, but I have no childcare. It's just not happening. I thought it was put on the ad calendar. Do not schedule ads on this day.

We have three ads Monday. No, we're not doing it. Those are getting reallocated. They have to. Shaking my head. I didn't tell my wife to take off the day so that I could go to work that day and get yelled at. This is too much dip ad, too.

Ooh, too much ad on your chip. It's too much of a grinder. I'm looking at this menu that Dylan's about to be munching on. Does it look dope? It looks decent, dude. It's real dope, man. I think you're going to like the way you look. Uh-huh.

Guarantee it. I'll never understand why he thinks that we should work on holidays. It makes absolutely no sense to me. He called us soft one time because we didn't want to work on- Labor Day. Was it Labor Day? It was Labor Day. I was like, Brett, no one works on Labor Day, my dude.

No one. It's literally- He's like, Barstow, they work. Like, well, we're not Barstow. Yeah. Proudly, we give people opportunities to not be online. Labor Day is literally for the workers to be off. It's a celebration.

Yeah, Randy. We know. Randy's new- Yeah, my new initiative, Revolution. Everyone go look at my, Randy. We know. Randy's new. Yeah, my new initiative revolution. Everyone go look at my old article. Substack. On the Substack. Substack.wash.substack.media.stop.

Not it. That's certainly not it. Just go to the bio. Just go to the script of the episode. Don't wait until Randy got it. I'm going to say that I'm very disappointed in you guys in the amount of periodic elements that you did not know yesterday. It's embarrassing.

Trapezium. What do you like you would have known? Leglesium. You didn't even say sodium. You didn embarrassing. Trapezium. You didn't even say sodium. You didn't even say xenon. She's a warrior princess. I watched a longer clip of that Terrence Howard interview and it's something. It is something. Dylan, I want you to have the Mangiamele pizza.

Say no more. Mozzarella, spicy, a cup of cola, Damien's Sicilian fennel sausage, red pepper flakes, roasted red bell peppers, and red onion. Okay. Say no more. Mozzarella, spicy, a cup of colo, Damien's Sicilian fennel sausage. Damien? Red pepper flakes, roasted red bell peppers, and red onion. Okay. Get your little tum-tum going. Say no more.

Is that all she wrote? Yep. See you guys be on the paywall tomorrow. Bye. Bye. Bye.