Circling Back - Norm Macdonald, Papa John, and The Potato Chip Draft

Episode Date: June 6, 2022

Which potato chip reins supreme? Well, we had no choice but to do a draft with Brett to find out. We also discuss Dave watching Norm Macdonald's final comedy special, Papa John's appearance in Harbor Springs, the MOST down bad dude we've ever seen, and recapping This Weekend in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (13:23) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (31:10) The Potato Chip Draft (59:30) Let’s Talk Norm Macdonald (1:06:20) Papa John Does Harbor Springs (1:11:23) The Most Down Bad Dude Ever Support This Episode’s Sponsors Sunday: www.getsunday.com/steam20 (20% off) Ten Thousand: www.tenthousand.cc (CIRCLING for 15% off) Solo Stove: www.solostove.com (STEAM for $10 off) Keeps: www.keeps.com/steam (First Month FREE) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the people cave presented by busy hard seltzer the only hard seltzer with vitamin c and superfruit acerola my name is will defries to my left dave mr fajita boy swag himself rough gotta tell you that the people cave thing has stuck around longer than i thought it would you got it the people love it dude it's the best we could come up with that says a lot about us. I've actually commissioned a muralist to come in here and paint something on the wall over there that says the people cave. So it'll be there permanently.

So we're just all spelunkers. Yeah. You look at it that way. I don't know what that means. One who spelunks. Cave dwelling. People who enter caves. Okay. Spelunker. I've been in a cave before. You spelunk cave dwelling people who enter caves okay spelunker i've been in a cave before you spelunked guys um let me reference the curators of pop culture over at doom wogs because according to them none other than sydney

sweeney was spotted at ranch 616 in austin in the last few days really she was at the mtv awards last night i was also spotted at ranch 616 the last few days really Really? She was at the MTV Awards last night. I was also spotted at Ranch 616 the last few days. Really? So was Pauly Shore, weirdly. Hey, I'm on Dumois right now and I don't see anybody.

I feel like I'm not on Dumois' radar quite yet. Yeah, I'm on Dumois. It's early. I'm not seeing anything. More relevant right now, Pauly Shore, Dylan, or Sydney Sweeney. Ooh. It goes Sweeney, me, then Pauly Shore.

You can make a case that she won three awards last night, the MTV Awards. You can make a case that winning those awards is actually bad for your brand. Did she get slimed? I don't know. Did she get a little spaceman? Oh, that's MTV. Trophy? No, this is like the movie awards, so you get a bucket of popcorn.

That's cool. Yeah. It's gold, though. Not real gold. No one at the awards could do the popcorn trick that you did at Top Gun, though, because it's actually an award made out of metal. Bronze. Yeah.

Stuff like that. And so it's hard to drill a hole in the bottom. I bet you could find a way. If you wanted to. Yeah, you could. You could enlist a team. You might get banned from the MTV Awards. No, you'd find a way.

What would you wear if you went to those? You'd get some engineers out of Germany to come build it for you. You guys aren't there yet. All right. Is this a Saul reference? No. Yeah, I'm out. I'm out on that.

It's these Germans. I lost track of where you guys were. In what? Nothing. Life? Ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, life. What are you doing?

Is the AC on in this place? Because it's chill and shivery in the building, ladies and gentlemen yeah life what are you doing is the ac on in this place because uh it's chill and shivery in the building ladies and gentlemen you know chill and dylan was a nickname at some point in my life that makes sense when i was a wee lad like sixth grade i don't remember the grade um but i want to get to this chip draft and just absolutely embarrass you guys and send you crying to your wives like oh dylan was dylan bullied me on the chip draft and just absolutely embarrass you guys and send you crying to your wives like oh dylan was bullied me on the chip draft today just absolutely body bag you guys men will literally draft chips instead of going to therapy they will dylan do you have any nicknames that you've had in the past that like you absolutely hate that you would like we just need to tell everyone right now that it's

off limits oh i know one yeah there's there's one, but I'm not going to say it. Let's have a nickname more of like maybe an abbreviation of sorts. Is it like Dillums? Is it like Kiddums? I know what you're saying, but there's one that's worse. He hates DJ. Deej. Don't let our friend Deej hear that. No, he's more DJ-like than you, though.

I didn't know his name was David until recently. DJ being a part of our lives now has really taken the pressure off of that nickname for me because you can't there can't be two djs in a squad wow that's that's pretty crazy turnaround considering you didn't want to work with him originally you were like i hate this guy you're like he just doesn't have it no it took it took one number one fan it took one podcast recording of dylan and dj being together before dylan like DJ shot to the top of Dylan's rankings.

Yeah. He's, he's incredible. Every day I would wake up to a text being like, dude, this DJ guy is so funny. DJ is perfect. Pete got the quote tweet from Jalen Rose last night. I don't know if y'all saw that. He noted that, that Jalen Rose's outfits from game one to game two in the pregame aged about 60 years or so. And Jalen saw that tweet

and just quote tweeted it with Renaissance Man. I mean, his game one his game one fit was hilarious. Not because I actually liked what he was wearing, but him next to everybody else in the lineup of people.

It looked like he was from the future. It really did. It was awesome. Want to give a shout out? Say congratulations to Club Cool Zone, Phillip Battaglia and his wife, Ashley. Oh, yeah. Welcome to a beautiful baby girl into the world.

A lot of beautiful babies. A lot of beautiful babies coming to the world lately. Congrats to them. It's like we're in Vegas. Love them. I'd also like to extend a happy birthday to a good friend of the program, the velour sweatsuit king himself flounder on to fly wow big day happy 30th wow

happy birthday to flounder should i post a photo of he and i together in las vegas for everyone to see i think you should now's the time is it the one i'm thinking of it's been a while is his hand on your back it's it's it's massaging my back a little bit it's not it's not the one where you're you're watching on the side watching him just hands out mike at the uh when we're drinking a bottle of champagne that kj ordered for some reason my bachelor party was just a three-day flounder photo shoot basically yeah and he crushed it yeah yeah you should run it back there's not a more photogenic person in america no it's like sydney sweeney tracks flounder chill out is that where you're at 616 you heard she was there and you just raced there no like britney we got to go to ranch 616 no no what'd

you get huh you ready for this no we'll wait for this weekend in front. Are they still doing a DJ inside on weekends? Or did you sit outside? What's the joke? If the DJ was inside or not. DJ. Oh. DJ.

Oh, that took... How did that take you guys so long what's your problem hey man i'm moving a little slow dude good thing the studio audience like picked up on it really they're quick man i've always said that about our listeners these guys they don't they don't mess around they pick up everything hey man i got into one over the weekend dude so i'm moving a little slow so y'all gonna have to bear with me. I'll bear hug you. It's my new character. Hey, guess what? Tomorrow, Patreon, worst of, send in your stories.

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It's always green. Well, I'm just scared because what if this podcast takes off for these guys? You and I need a rival podcast. And with Love Island starting, I think we might need to just go to the villa together. Well, I'll do that with you. I'm not playing, man. Don't tempt me, dog. I've done it before, but it was with Micah

and my wife. Screw Micah. I didn't mean that. That seems unnecessary. I just want that mic. That's all I'm saying. I might watch tonight. Have you ever before? No. I've seen clips. Just so you know,

it is an absolute undertaking of, Oh, is it not? It's every night, isn't it? David? It's, it's,

it's on, it's, it's on all the time. How many hours a week? Well, how many hours a week is it on? Uh, love Island.

Well, it depends how you want to take it in. You can either do, four one-hour episodes, and then you can do a little chaser on the weekend with their kind of behind-the-scenes content. It's only four hours a week. Do they drop all of the episodes, and then you just work through them?

No, I watch them as they come out. So... Do they just drop one every night for four nights in a row? Yeah. So if I waited... Let's say i was in a binge one dave let's say let's say you're a certified binge boy if you want the most bingeable show of all time yeah if you want to really binge it dave then you can you can wait till it goes on hulu and then they will upload the episodes in a more uh voluminous manner it's a good word voluminous voluminous hey can i read a couple uh a couple uh

reviews for the squad certainly this says soundtrack of the summer it's from dear baddie i think he i think that's a play on beer daddy he's the beer daddy oh okay father of beer clearly drinks in his garage long time listener and lover of the pod shots all my backer bruvs anyway this is more of an unsolicited recommendation how did shaggy and sting release a reggae sinatra cover album without will giving us a review of it some people are saying it's the soundtrack of the summer definitely gonna have to i'll check this out yeah i'm gonna have to touch base on this for sure um we got a one star review you want me to want me to read it it says one of these idiots become such libs okay idk what happened i can't stand the politics on this show we're always talking

politics we're the politics boys what y'all are not important your opinions don't matter stick to comedy sad that these pricks have gotten so arrogant and self-righteous oh really call us the righteous brothers i've always been pretty arrogant so yeah we we don't talk politics at all like at all i mean we were a little displeased with the elementary school shooting that happened recently maybe that happened hey man jay keep keep it to yourself pipe down over there man hey how dare you seriously okay back off war child god uh-oh it's time baby to recap this weekend in fun presented by 10 000 what's this guy doing hey guess what father's, it's imminent. You guys familiar with this thing?

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Okay, well, okay. Now, you're a certified athlete out there. credit right now well you used to have the most dad short gym game i've ever seen okay well okay now you're a certified athlete out there yeah i mean my my style in the gym wasn't that bad i had like maybe one or two pair of mesh shorts that went close to the knee okay let's not talk about you then put your finger away don't point. I'm going to tumble you all day. You had some shorts that looked like you got them off the clearance rack in 1999. Like some old and one shorts. They're just a bit old. Well, Dylan, you're making an effort to become a more current dad in terms of the grand scheme of style.

The style that I strive for is cool dad. But think about all the dads out there who aren't striving for that and who could just become a cool dad by just getting some 10,000s. Oh, you mean the Lamos? Yeah. 10,000 is the best Father's Day gift. To be honest, as someone who's purchased 10,000 without our promo code and just bought them full price, I would love to get these as a gift from my wife or my son. My son does not know how to use Apple Pay online. Your partner and your son. Yeah. Yeah. But like, just ask for some gear that you're actually going to use and yeah i'm talking about 10 000 they make the highest quality best fitting and most comfortable training shorts that we've ever worn whether you're rocking the

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Yeah, I'm tossing these on. If I'm going for a little brisk walk with my dog on a shady street, but it's still hot out there. I'm trying to just get those shorts over my rumpus, you know? Okay. You're just putting the shorts on is what you're saying. Yeah. It's a weird way to say- I'm painting a picture, David.

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to receive 15% off of your purchase. Again, that's 10,000.cc slash circling. Go make it Father's Day. Go make it this memorable Father's Day for all the daddies out there. Dylanylan what did you get into this weekend thanks for asking will i've been sitting over here for the past five minutes trying to remember what i did friday night and i have absolutely no recollection of what i did friday night you went to an italian restaurant with your wife and uh ate food i did and then you and i had drinks together oh that was. Yeah, I'm glad it was a really memorable time for you.

So I will forego my this weekend in fun, and I will just tell it from Dylan's perspective. Wait, where did we have dinner? I don't know where you had dinner, because I didn't have dinner with you. I just said that. I thought you guys had dinner at that Italian place on South Congress.

Vespio? We didn't go to Vespio. Oh. Oh, Vespio. We had sushi on South Congress. Oh, there you go. Yeah, we had sushi. Sushi. What kind of sushi? What'd you go with um i'm a big nigiri guy that's so we got an array of of different pieces but

nigiri has always been and will continue to be my favorite we got the fatty salmon was the uh the best one of the night in my opinion and i drank some sapporos i love sapporo beer best one of the night in my opinion and i drink some saporos i love saporo beer love it who doesn't some people probably don't i don't know i'm not one of them anyway i'm good with saporo good with asahi then we went down the street to grab a an after dinner cocktail and the uh the freezies were there yeah we snagged a uh we snagged a last minute babysitter for the night so we could go out and have a little date night and then dylan just derailed it it was unplanned meeting the freezes but they were there so we had exactly one drink with them and it was lovely then we went home we saw a live band play and dylan tried to sing with them and i heard

something i never thought i'd hear before britney said the words i love dylan's voice she did i was like what's wrong with you she took me to the gas station it was fantastic so y'all really drank so y'all ended your night at the gas station yeah what were you getting there gas oh chips oh more than that some takeys don't say that stop how do we you're gonna get but you're gonna get body bag is it talkies they're talkies yeah uh saturday's like nba jam like jay bone steals it take ease that's what he would say that's probably what he would say saturday we went to a baby shower and then a wedding shower back to back the first one there was a uh a slip and slide uh flip cup tournament and i don't want to brag but i was basically the mvp and my team won the whole damn thing. I heard you walked into the party and said, everyone move over.

Mr. Frat is here to win the games. I was, I mean, for me, flip cups, like riding a bike. I just,

I'm so good. I'm so good. And I picked up right where I left off. Last time I played was probably, I don't know, seven, eight years ago. And I could not miss.

What kind of slip and slide? Did you cheat? Inflatable. Was it crocodile mile? I don't know what that is. Big inflatable with a pool at the end of it. It was a scene. Yeah.

Did you cheat in flip cup? Absolutely not. I don't need to cheat. I'm so good. You cheated, but you're denying it because that's the smart thing to do. If you're listening, I'm better at flip cup than you are.

Is this like how you're really good at golden tea? Like you don't really ever play. And like when you had a chance to go play like a tournament, you just didn't. I never had a chance to go play in a tournament. In my mind, you did. I think,

I feel like you did. I feel like we finagled something. There are open tournaments around the country. I just never go play. I think the closest one was in Houston. You're throwing it all away. There's a big entry fee. It was a whole deal. You're throwing it all away for a podcast. There's a big entry fee. It was a whole deal.

You're throwing your life away for this show. What if you were the Golden Tee champion of the United States and you got a belt or something that went along with it? I easily could be. You could at least get a Golden Tee machine for here. Just supplement your time at Wash Media by being the Golden Tee guy. That's the best marketing you can get for our podcast. You're right. There's a spot in this office for a machine, too. How annoying would it be, though,

to have to hear that sound while we're trying to record? Well, there would be a no play rule while we're recording, while the recording light's on. Even when we're not. Even when we're just trying to work it through. Yeah. We're close quarters around here. It would get pretty... We could get a soundproof booth built

around it. Yeah. I just got some news. We have our first announcer for uh the saudi golf okay he gets familiar with the name arlo white no he does you shouldn't be to be honest he does every major soccer game for uh the epl in the united states he's a very big name who has a very strong brand for himself. This is a dicey move for him at the very best. I'm sorry, Dylan.

If it's this on dice. I went to Ranch 616 the other night and I got chicken fried steak. There, I said it. I got chicken fried steak. So for the first time ever since declaring that chicken fried steak was your favorite food.

Tricken? Tricken fried steak. It's your chicken fried steak. You get down by the crick. You finally had it. Yeah. I'll tell you what. They do a good chicken fried steak.'s the chicken fried steak you get down by the creek um you finally had it yeah and i'll tell you what they do a good chicken fried steak where was this ranch 616 me and swains were there swains don't call her swains did you get a uh sunday to end your meal i did not okay probably wouldn't have eaten it anyway do remember we got a sunday at the place we went

on you didn't even offer me a bite of your ice cream sundae. It was so massive. Oh, my gosh. And then last night, the wife and I, we saw Top Gun. I am. Sitting no less than five seats over from me, maybe six, intern Dennis, a.k.a. call sign kill shot. He was there. I only know him as

Killshot. You didn't get a pic? No, I didn't get a pic. You didn't do a post-movie jersey swap with him? No. Was he wearing a Hawaiian? It was dark. It's a movie theater. I didn't really check his fit, but I'm sure he was dripping. His brother was there too. Nice fella.

I've had several people ask me this, and I think you're a good person to decide this, is you've seen it now both in IMAX and regular. How, okay, I've had several people ask me this, and I think you're a good person to decide this, is you've seen it now both in IMAX and regular. Brittany loved it, by the way. How would you, would you recommend that people see it in IMAX, or would you say just go see it? IMAX adds a little, a little to the experience, but you're going to have a fantastic time going to a traditional theater.

But just please see it in a theater. That's the most important thing here. Step out. Pay the seven, whatever it costs now, $17. I don't know what it is. Did y'all know Brett? Go to the theater. So I talked to Brett after that movie.

He didn't like it. He said it felt like propaganda. Yeah. It was like this whole rant he sent me, like an article. It was weird. I've been saying, Brett's like so political lately. Yeah, he's way too political. It's so aggressive. We're just to talk about like our plans this week yeah

you had a fantastic time food she loved it did you eat food during the movie i got a pizza and it was really good yum yeah and a bottle we got a bottle of wine i guess that's why you don't remember friday well the bottle of wine is yesterday. I'm shaming you. Strawberry wine. Anyway, great weekend. Let's hear about you guys, your weekends, who don't add up to mine probably. No, they don't.

We took it way easy. We went to Matt's at like 545. Still very crowded. Brought roads. With the kid in the mix, I'm not showing up to Matt with him after 5.15. I thought being there before 6 would be enough, but we only waited 15 minutes. But it's that first initial line where you're waiting to put your name in.

It's just defeating because it's like this is a line just to tell him I want a table. But it was fun. It was good. Good food. Good stuff. Enchiladas again. That's my go-to. I can't stop eating them, man.

You're on your enchi grind. Oh, I got some chips and salsa. I don't want to talk about it. I thought you weren't going to bring that up anymore. You know I've got a problem with that. Dude, Dave literally called a meeting last week for you to stop bringing this up, and you're still just fucking bringing it up. That's fine. That's fine.

You know what, Matt? Two of those chips equals one whole tortilla. Right. We've gone through this. You jacksonville's the biggest city by land mass i actually well only in the contiguous united states chip draft are we allowing specific chips from restaurants no branded chips only this is something you have to get in the grocery store even if you chose the matt's chips i would tell you to repick yeah i'm not saying no longer on the board restaurants no longer the only place will there'll be a dumb ass pick man didn't do anything saturday watch i watched more college world series this weekend friday through last night than i've watched in my entire life and that's not even big same exaggeration no idea why

well so i mean there was just i feel like there's even, okay, T-State's in the, they got a game tonight to move on. Eat them up, man. But there's a lot of intrigue. Dylan, you've been maligning the Tennessee team for their antics. Privately up until this point. So last night I was waiting on the T-State game, and I flipped over to the Tennessee game. Watch, see what these guys are all about.

Total dickheads. Love it, though. Tennessee baseball, really, really good team. Uh-huh. Incredibly chachi. Next-level chachiness. All-star chachis. Hall of Fame chachis, you might even say.

The more college baseball I watch, the more I kind of understand Dylan. Like, his general vibe? Yeah. Can you guys have a bet that where if dylan loses something in too much dip he has to shave the oklahoma goatee that he's since coined on twitter is that the is that the under the it's just a little chin music little chin patch yeah that's all it is it's why is that what what is going on with that i don't know i don't know you should do't know. You should do it. Yeah, the Texas Rangers' latest call-up,

apparently according to T-Man, is a former Oklahoma Sooner. He's got the little chin pass thing. It's bad. I asked Dylan if he watched the Tennessee game, and he said, no, I went to Ranch 616 because Sweens was the only 10 I see. You know, I somehow knew you were doing that. I was talking about Brittany, actually, not Sweens.

Oh, you said a blonde chick, so I was like, whatever. Yeah, it was Brittany. I assumed. Yeah, basically, it was just in a group text with a bunch of Texas State guys talking baseball on Saturday night. None of us watch a lot of T-State baseball or any, but it's like, this is fun. If they were to win tonight, if they were to beat Stanford, the two-seed, I think, in the whole deal,

they would probably be the biggest achievement for T-State athletics since getting to the national championship in football back when it was D1AA. Shout out, Barrett Neely. Have they lost in the regionals yet? No. Yeah, last night. Okay.

Win or take all tonight. Yeah. So they basically got to beat stanford gotcha two out of three i will be pooling for the bobcats you talking about the hispanic titanic actually got me a lot of credibility with sally the other night we were at a restaurant and he was up to bat and i said uh hispanic titanic's about to go off right now and she was like how the hell do you know any of these players at all yeah i didn't even know if it was him but he just looked like a guy that would mash he hit his 30th yesterday last night against air force but it floundered that's that's true that's very true yeah clay is 30

yeah very low key for me we uh had a little wake up from the roads man about 3 30 a.m saturday it was not feeling well but it's back to normal now that's good yeah very sick i didn't do shit it was a boring weekend yeah i didn't when you saw me it was a hot weekend you know what i did hot tan tummer i can't speak today i uh i got my i got my tan on all summer or all uh weekend in preparation for the summer, and it didn't really work out that well. You also took that beard in real tight. Yeah.

I mean, I wasn't going to bring this up, but Dylan had to do it. Yeah. My name's Will, and I'm struggling with ingrown hairs. So I had to clear the beard out a little bit, check out under the surface. Do some surgical work on the... Yeah, pretty trimmed up down there right now so it's going to be a process getting back to the full beard you thought about exfoliating i exfoliated last night david i did thank you thank you for looking out for me

dylan hasn't asked anything about my skin he doesn't seem too concerned about it at all so i'm still getting used to your new face yeah so didn't you get a chemical peel no never have dave okay i moisturize that's about that's probably you're a big key and peel guy right well not particularly they have some funny stuff okay okay yeah and then i i fed my son uh refried beans and tortillas all weekend from various restaurants across the uh greater austin area man what's the damage on that you know pretty cheap surprisingly refried beans and tortillas are one of the cheapest things you can order at restaurants it's really nice hey what was the restaurant in austin that upset your tummy

sweet green it wasn't true food no sweet green you know if you eat if you eat one tortilla that's equivalent of two chips at mad cell rancho yeah shout out sweet green on south congress your son know that don't get the romaine from that restaurant does your son know that yeah he doesn't care uh he doesn't know what a tortilla is at this point nor does he understand calories okay yeah if anything he's trying to get as many calories as he can right now you hear that man i'm trying to grow this beast it's it's time to stack gains for how's he doing you know just great good just great good in that photo somebody posted a photo yesterday dude we're just out here killing it yeah i went to a new place yesterday not a new place it's an old austin staple place that no one seems to go to

anymore called draft house and i'm going to be dragging people there all uh during the world cup they have two very small tvs inside but i still think it'd be a fun place to go watch some random match not a usa match uh but they brew their own beer they have a fish and chips uh you know food truck outside that also serves burgers that look absolutely delightful so if you guys catch me uh inviting you to this place all fall that that's why dude yeah for sure i'll clear my schedule we'll have to check our calendar do you guys want yeah check our calendar dave get back to me do you guys uh what do you guys have any plans for the day after thanksgiving for the usa england game i haven't made any plans for that day i'll probably be with my family okay why what's up

well you can bring them i'm gonna have a watch party at will months because if they come they're also my family okay i'll bring my my parents and my's family. I can't get over the fact that one time Ross asked, he's like, hey, what's up with this Wilmans place? Wilmans. Shaking my head at Ross, man. SMDH. Is he going to go to your pop-up? He's in Tulum right now.

Oh, the Tulum pop-up got shut down. What happened? Just too many mosquitoes. Oh, really? That's a decent reason. There's no reason to shut down your pop-up. Yeah. We didn't have any storage containers for our limes and stuff,

so there were just a bunch of bugs just flying all over. I thought you were going to say it's cartel-related. Can I just say something? Children's bug spray doesn't work. That makes sense. It doesn't do anything. That makes sense. They've got all this safe cast know safe it's castor oil

and all sorts of stuff or whatever i don't know lemon seed it doesn't do anything he still gets just flame when he goes outside and it's sad because i used to be the one who got him and now they're ignoring me and they're going straight for my son and i feel bad and your partner he is my son and my partner but i just want to say step your game up because you know you can't hit him with the you know the cutter man deet oh you don't like dude can you imagine hitting him with those harsh chemicals no dude i i've been saying that about kids but dude i've also been saying about my lawn lately dude everyone wants a beautiful lawn without all those harsh chemicals david what if i wasn't done with my story well this year sunday it's made with ingredients you can actually pronounce like seaweed iron molasses

and the best part dave oh yeah it works it does work is your lawn looking better than ever dave it's top two lawns on the block right now. Wow, that's a cocky, very comfortable saying. If you need Dylan and I to roll up and ruin someone's lawn, I don't. Give me a shout. I'll do donuts in somebody's front yard if you want me to. I just don't know if that's necessary. And you drive an SUV.

You roll it. I'll sling some turf. I don't care. Did you ever do that? That's a sorry thing to do to somebody. No. Yeah, don't do that. Don't sling your boy's turf. Don't do do that you never drove your corvette through somebody's yard

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I got to say, just to be clear, the lawn analysis tool, it's proprietary for them. It's not me. Yeah. I'm not going to contact you. Different tool. I mean, you can DM Dave and ask him to analyze your law and i just don't know if it's going to be as efficient and correct as the sunday they'll send you a little thing you send a sample of your soil

and they're like oh you need this and this you're lacking iron or molasses please don't pronounce iron like that you called it iron that's not better it's not better. It's not better. Iron. Iron. Sea weed. How do you say it? Molasses. Iron. Molasses is a top 10 word. Molasses.

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That DM could not have come at a better time. We were looking for content today. It's been a little while since we've done a draft and as we started talking about doing a chip draft yeah i'm talking potato chips i'm talking whatever chips uh brett decided that he wanted to throw his hat in the ring for today i'm sorry for what i'm about to do to y'all in this draft what am i screaming right away dog just look at your dumb ass screen my list is set yeah get no one cares about yours turn your brightness down dude all right can i predict what what brett's gonna do with this draft he's gonna do like one like mainstay one that we've all heard like nacho cheese doritos or something yeah and then the the next three are gonna be just totally

out of left field that no one knows about. They're local to upstate New York or the Northeast. And it's like, all right, you know I'm never going to pick those. He just wants to flex his chip knowledge on us. Welcome to the show, Brett. I don't know if you know this, but Saratoga Springs invented the potato chip deal. I do know that, actually. Is that true?

It's 100% true. Is this like how they stole the electricity or whatever from Tesla? Who's they? You know who they is. You know who they are. Yep. You following me? I'm just saying.

You see where I'm going with this? Moon's Lake House. George Crumb in 1863 or something like that. Oh, he sliced up a potato and dropped it in the fryer. And it started a revolution. And threw some salt on it. Spit on a bay. Whoa, Dave, come on.

I'm sorry. We've already determined the draft order offline, and currently it is Dave into Brett into Dylan, and I have the final pick of the draft. This is a snake draft, so we'll be going in a snake format back and forth. Can I interrupt you, Will? Sure.

I've got an announcement. Yeah. I do have the first pick, and I'm just going to let you guys know per sources. I'm down to trade back. Let me have it. If anybody wants it. Let me have it.

Let me have it, David. What can I offer you? Whoa. It's collusion. Dave, can I offer you the fourth pick plus a Thundercloud sub on top of that in order to get the first pick of this draft so he's gonna buy you a sandwich wait a second i might even throw a bag of chips in there dog i feel like it has to be within the game the game is the trade capital has to be within the game you

can't do you can't get outside external okay all right okay here here's my here's my new offer here's my new offer here's the time okay go My new offer was going to be that you can veto any one of my picks if you want that bag of chips for yourself. You get one veto on Will? Yeah. I'll straight up give you two, and what's my second round pick? Yeah, but you don't have the fourth pick. I know, but Will didn't offer those.

Yeah, because I get better. Those are off the table. Right? He's giving you one. He's giving you those. Those are off the table. Right? He's giving you one. He's giving you four. No, no. I'm offering to completely trade the draft order. What exactly are you offering? You're giving up four and five for the first overall. And a veto.

No. Brett's putting words in my mouth. I'm offering to switch draft positions with you overall for the entire draft. That's kind of what I was thinking. Wow. And I feel like that does merit a Thundercloud sub with chips. I'll babysit Rhodes. I'll babysit Rhodes. Okay.

Oh, shit. Actually, you want my pick? I'll give you all my picks. You will regret that. Okay. My offer is officially second overall and my second round pick. What is that, nine? It has to shake out to four picks each, though.

That's the thing. You're going to mess this all up. We've got a graphic. Yeah, we've got to do the graphic. Dylan, I'm listening, buddy. I offer nothing. I'm happy where I am. Wow.

All right, you know what? Trade with the freeze. Let's see how this shakes out. Oh, he's pulling his offer. You can't add in bonuses like a sandwich. Why are you so mad that I'm going to eat a free lunch today? Because it affects all of us. Tin-stuffle ass.

It affects all of us. I'll show you something that affects you. You're messing with the integrity of the draft. And you know what? I don't like it. The offer's there. It's up to Dave whether or not he wants to take it. Y'all are just going to hate my first bet.

It has to be approved by the committee, and we're going to veto it. What committee? I'm trying to make the game more fair because, objectively, I've had the best drafts in any time we've done this. Your drafts suck. Everybody is always – Your drafts stink, dude. Everybody's like, dude. You're going baked like barbecue lays right off the jump, and it's going your dress everybody your dress stink everybody's like dude you're going

you're going baked like barbecue lays right off the jump and it's going to piss everybody off we're going to feel sorry for you you're going baked only kind of baked i know about is what i do with my my sticky shut up shut up did you smoke weed this? You're out of the draft. You lose your draft pick. No, but I did early bird. Conduct detrimental to the pod. I'm just saying, man. You're going to do big plays. I'm going to hold on to the pick, Will. I think there's just...

Wow. I just didn't want to... No, it's fine, Dave. Honestly, the way that these two are acting regarding the whole trade process is kind of like disgusting. Well, these two, we want to uphold the integrity of the draft. Brett comes in, and this is on the heels of his Top Gun takes. It's just like... What were you guys making fun of my top gun that one song states no

you're not gonna song no you're you were like man this is total propaganda i can't support this is what you were saying to me i was rooting for the whoever the enemy they were russian they were russian unspoken but were they i was thinking uh i think they're wrong never mind we'll get into those jets are um like those fifth gen jets are like those fifth-gen jets. I think those are Russian jets. Maybe that they have sold to them. I don't know. The helicopter.

You know when somehow Tom Cruise survives the helicopter late? Hey, bro, people. Why are we talking about sliced deep-fried potatoes right now? What's our problem? Okay. For this potato draft, we got some rules. Pretzels are not included. Not that everyone's going to got some rules. Pretzels are not included. Not that everyone's going to get those anyway.

Pretzels are terrible anyway. Pretzels are things of that nature are not included in this draft. Hot fries also not chipped. John Duda, I'm sorry that they said that. Pretzels are good. No, I like. Trust me. You know, I like pretzels too.

Dylan's the guy who hates pretzels. But they're not on the table here. Yeah. It has to be a potato chip or a chip that is of the unless it's a hot pretzel with beer geez i don't want it okay dave start us off oh man this is tough no it's not because i have and uh not yet randy what no i'm going to go i'm going to go with a classic your next pick is your the eighth overall pick that's i understand how the draft works i've won every one of these um i'm going to take something that it may or may not be controversial the only way i can really describe it is pleasingly thick but not

excessively so facts okay that's how i like my chips hey um seriously though it's like a sensory experience technically speaking the cheddar and sour cream ruffles are flawless with the first pick yes i'm taking the cheddar and sour cream ruffle that was on my list the texture it's a good it's a good chip um the way that the sour cream and the cheddar he's gonna say it watch hit your palate bang you've never had just say if you've never had it say the j word it's the juxtaposition of sour cream and cheddar and the thickness, but not excessively so, of the chip. And you just bite into it and you're like,

wow, I'm going to eat the entire bag if I'm not careful. It's a very good chip. In fact, this is such a good pick. This is the best start you've ever had to one of our drafts. Not that that's saying much. That's saying a lot because I've objectively won all of them. You're off to a good start. Thank you. Brett, get our second pick in. much that's saying a lot because i've objectively won all of them you're off to a good start thank

you brett get our second pick in yeah so like much like the 2015 nhl draft will which i know you're you and dylan are familiar with this two generational talents at the top of the board here one's canadian one's american dave didn't dave didn't go off the board hurry up it's ruffles all dressed i'm taking the all-dressed chips. The phenomenon. Canadian phenomenon. I need them on my team. I've never had one. This may be the last time Brett gets to be a part of a draft because the only reason he wanted to be a part of this draft

was to take this so I couldn't get them, and I don't like that. I don't. They're my favorite chip of all time. They're my favorite chip of all time. This is leaving a great pick on the board for Dylan, but Ruffles all dressed. It's leaving a great pick on the board for Dylan, but Ruffles All Dressed, it's somewhere between, if you're unfamiliar, Dylan,

somewhere between a barbecue, salt and vinegar, ketchup combo. It's dressed with all. I've got a geographical question for you, too. Sure. Who's closer to Canada via car? I guess Will is, I think. How long does it take you to drive to Canada via car? Two and a half to three.

Yeah, I'm closer. It takes me about four days. Who's further north, technically speaking? You can probably get there in 26 hours. Really? Let's see. I got to sleep somewhere. That would be Will DeFries.

I want to drive 30 hours. But it's close. It's very close Dylan third pick in the draft oh man you guys left it there for me thank you the best chip of all time my favorite chip chip that I eat weekly if not every other day I love them so much every other day i love them so much uh they go perfectly with the sandwich and it is the harvest cheddar sun chip oh my god dude take it dude take it i like sun chips but it is the best of all time absolutely chip sun chip flavor is perfect oh the texture is phenomenal they're chips made out of the sun they're made from the sun it. I love them so much, and no one will ever convince me otherwise.

That is my number one overall pick. I probably could take it in the later rounds. You guys have really poor taste in chips, but it deserves to be a first-round chip, and that's why I took it there. I'm going to take a chip with the fourth overall pick, my first overall pick. I'm taking a chip that should be in the conversation of the greatest chips of all time. I've had a great time in this city i've had a great time with all of you in this city before it's new orleans hey this is a great pick yeah and i'm gonna go i have to go with the uh the zaps new orleans voodoo chip my friend great that's a great pick i would have been

my next one man that's a good one there's a conversation to be made for number one overall if i can't have all dressed i'm gonna and can have Zapp's voodoo fall to me, I'm okay with that. Can I be honest with you? I'm glad you got the other God tier chip. My disdain for Brett has kind of diminished after me getting this in my pick. That first chip, the first voodoo chip has got a bite to it, like that vinegary, like, ooh, I'm eating voodoo chips now.

They're similar to all dressed. I'm going to put it that way. I would have. Yeah, I probably could have put that. Makes me want to go back to New Orleans and get COVID. That's what happened last time I went to New Orleans. Right, yeah. That sounds fun.

College Station. You were just a runner and a track star out there, David. That was a big player that weekend. With the fifth overall pick and Will's second overall pick, Micah's Bachelor Party. Micah's Bachelor Party. I will be taking a chip that is a little off the radar, but I think I can't not choose it because it is my second.

It's in my top four favorite chips of all time. It's a chip that I was introduced to last year. It's a chip that I think only comes out during the summertime. You can get it from one Trader Joe's, and it is their backyard chip. It's essentially an all- You can get it from one Trader Joe's, and it is their backyard chip. It's essentially an all-dress chip, but from Trader Joe's. I'm out on that.

Yep. That's a terrible pick. This is like a knockoff of Brett's. Trash pick. This is Dolphins guy got you. Trash pick alert. Okay. You wanted a skilled player, but you took a guard.

Yeah, that's fine. You're never going to go wrong with taking offensive linemen. No, you're not. This is when that kicker for Florida State was drafted in like the first or second round

and he was just absolutely flamed out of the league like two years in. He's the one who killed that turtle. Did he kill a turtle? What? Even worse.

There was a story, J-Bone wrote it up. He killed a turtle, like a fraternity's turtle. Cause they kicked him out of a party. Yeah. It's a shit bag. Yeah.

We'll take it on a turtle. Anyway, I'm up. And I'm very happy. I'm very happy. Turntle was the name of the turtle. That's right. Cause he got,

because he got turned. Are you sure he's dead? He's not alive. Oh, so dead. He was brutally murdered by, I think this guy. And if it wasn't him, I apologize. Did he's dead? He's not alive. So dead. He was brutally murdered by, I think, this guy. And if it wasn't him, I apologize. Did he kick it?

I don't want to get into specifics. Do you really want to know? No. Don't tell me. How far can you pull it to turtle? R.I.P. turtle. I would never do such a thing. But how far could you?

I don't do hypotheticals with animals in hurting them. How do you know it's hurt? They have a shell. You ever seen the Ninja Turtles? Those guys literally fist fight. You kick a turtle, it's going to gonna hurt did somebody send in the group text where the guy ate a turtle on a tiktok in his front seat no that no come on it was cooked i mean it was i've had turtle soup from commander's palace can i pick my next chip yeah you're the one you're the one sam's bagging belongs on the mount rushmore of chips it's been around for a long time it's a staple everyone's had it is this like your everyone's enjoyed it it is the perfect chip

for like day at the pool take a little 20 minute break to eat a ham and cheese sandwich in this chip it hits the spot perfectly in that i love a ham and cheese everyone knows that side day at the pool you're like 12 it's like hey d pool side. They hit the pool. You're like 12. It's like, hey, Davey, come out of the pool. It's time for lunch. And they... Yeah, I understand how to eat lunch in the pool. Your mom does you a bag of these and you're going to absolutely go off on them.

Cool Ranch Dorito. That's a good pick. Cool Ranch Dorito. It's a good pick, I got to tell you. Yeah, I will have them. Thank you, Brett. That does not make up for your first pick, but it's a good pick.

They're fantastic. Nacho cheese, also a great pick at that spot if you were to take it. I'm a cool ranch guy. This will be my one northeast regional pick. Your hipster pick. Here we go. It's not a hipster pick. It's a hipster pick. It comes with a deep cut. We're going

Cape Cod, Tettle Cooked, Sea Salt and Vinegar. Brett, you son of a bitch. Is that on your list too? That was my next best available on the board. That's my next best available. I love where we're at. I love where we're at.

Great pick. I was going to, you know what? Well, it would have been. Yeah, those chips don't make it down this way. Never have. Cape Cod? Never seen them available. You absolutely seen them.

I buy them in austin no you don't somewhat regularly you order them from amazon you're right who's up davy gets the same me it's dave dave's got the next two no pressure dude don't break these he's gonna well the cornerback i wanted is off the board that being said cape cod were you are you a fan too, Davey? It's not Cape Cod. It's the other part of your pick that I wanted. Sea salt and vinegar.

I mean, there's plenty of brands that do that. Kettle brand. Sea salt and vinegar. And I honestly, and actually, for me, for my money, kettle's a better texture. Hey, Dave. It's crispier. That's a good pick. Thank you.

You're not totally fumbling this draft like I thought you were going to. Dylan. What? What'd I say? You're the one fumbling right now, Mr. Harvest Cheddar. Dude, they're so fucking good. Do I have the next pick? You do. Oh, you do, Dave.

I cannot believe this is still on the board. Randy? I'm going with the Wrapsnacks Lil Baby All-In Chips. What? Lil Baby's All-In Potato Chips have no chill when it comes to combining your favorite flavors. Start with real potatoes. We don't stop.

Bringing distinct notes of salt and vinegar barbecue onion garlic and more for no for those who need it all this bag is all in wow damn damn i didn't know you were going to be in your bag today for this draft wow go ahead and add those to the cart. I didn't know Lil Baby had a chip. Good pick. Thank you. I never had them. It sounds like an all-dressed really. Have you had them?

They are a big player at the gas station down the street from my place. Are they actually good? They are good, yeah. Okay. All right, Brett. Nice job. Third pick. Probably my most crushable chip. you put these in front of me and

it's it's game over i'm not gonna say they have the best flavor on my team right now because obviously i would have picked them ahead of this but you can crush a lot of these that's utz sour cream and onion ridges utz utz is this the secret to your mondos that's mean dude Utz is kind of a mid-brand. Wow, dude. Utz is... These are money. Sour Cream and Onion Ridge is from Utz. I've never heard of Utz. I've never heard of it. Kind of a mid-brand.

Randy, pull up a photo of Utz. Sorry. It might be regional. I guess. I just... I don't know. Are you spelling? I could see this being Northeastern for sure.

UTZ. Some trickle over. They float across the old lake here. I've never had them but I'm going to assume this pick stinks, baby. No, I like this because it's,

I like a regional pick. It's, oh, I've never seen this. You've never seen nuts? Those are the crab ones. The crab chip. Maybe, if they're doing crab chips,

it has to be regional. What does that even taste like? A crab? I like Old Bay. Yeah. I remember my Old Bay. You probably do a few of them okay uh i can't say that's a good pick okay i think i think some people like that some people

hate that let's see what dylan's third pick is Oh, man. I could go a number of ways here, but I'm going to go Lay's, kettle cooked, sea salt, and cracked pepper. Sea salt and cracked pepper. I say leave the kettle cooked to the big boys. I guess Lay's is kind of a big boy. Lay's is one of the biggest boys. If you're going to go with sea salt and cracked pepper, I'm not sure Lays is the way to go. That's like drafting the guy that comes out of Alabama

just because he's from Alabama. And he's probably going to... He was third on the depth chart. Probably going to be great for you. But you drafted the backup quarterback at Alabama. Just put it on the board. We do sports analogies on this show. I'm doing something I didn't want to do with my next pick.

I'm going with a brand that I've already chosen from. I was hoping to get some variety. It's just not going to happen because I can't not draft these on the board right now. Part of the reason I like these chips so much is because on the front of the bag, the illustration of the chips is just a beautiful illustration of the jalapenos. It's not your pickled jalapenos. It's your fresh jalapenos with the seeds falling out of them so you know that they kick some spice in. Gross.

Okay? You know I'm talking about Zapp's hotter and hot jalapeno chips, my friends. Ooh. So you have multiple Zapp's on the board. Jalapeno. How do you feel about that, Dylan? It's a dumbass pick. Why?

No, I've never had them i mean they're just a classic jalapeno you know kettle baked chip i haven't had them because of voodoo sitting there i'm going voodoo and with my final with my final it's final right i've got a company that has not gotten any shouts yet you guys ever you guys familiar with deep river uh yeah they're like an airport chip to me uh sean penn tim robbins close that movie close dude he's called your chip an airport chip that's where i've seen him that's not what you want that's offensive it's like miss vicky's it's like when the airport has like a chick-fil-a but it's just like the pre-made stuff and it's just a wrap you're like oh sorry we'll go ahead some people want

me to choose the mesquite barbecue variation of the deep rivers as they are the best barbecue chip out there honestly you lost us at deep river because i've already chosen some chips that have some barbecue in them mainly the i think yeah the backyard chips have a little bit i'm gonna go with something that has not been said yet because i want to get a little variety i'm gonna go with the deep river new york spicy Pickle. These things are salty. You got a little dill flavoring. Oh, my word. You put them in some sour cream and onion dip.

It's game over for the squad. If you need dip to complement your chip, it's probably not a great chip. No, I didn't say you needed it. I didn't say you needed it. I don't know. That'd be like drafting toast. Please, Mr. Sun Chip's number one off the board. Get out of here.

Dylan, what's your fourth pick? Oh, man. I could go a few different directions here. I'm going to take my Doritos and my other Sun Chip flavor off the board. I don't want to be too redundant. But I could have gone garden salsa. I could have gone nacho cheese Doritos. Please draft two Sun Chips with your thing.

I'm not going to do that. What it comes down to is one of of three i'm gonna list them out all right just choose between funyuns chili cheese fritos or cheddar cheese pringles pringles pringles needs a spot somewhere on this board you can have them all i don't know if it's gonna be from me but i need they need a spot um i'm gonna go funyun They're fun, and they taste like onions. They're Funyuns. Not a classical chip. I'm questioning your shape on the chip.

Why? I'll allow it. Why? But I think a Funyuns is a snack, not a... Ooh, controversy. No, it's a chip. You know who goes pick? It's in the chip family.

Okay. I will hear... But pretzels aren't? Pretzels just stink. I'm going to let the people decide what they want to do with this final pick from Dillon's. That's a great pick. It's a great pick. It's a chip.

So here I might go. I could go classic with it. The perennial, like all American out of high school. Take nacho cheese Doritos. I could go Pringles. You're right. Needs a nod somewhere my flavor would be buffalo ranch or i could go uh way off the board go lays kettle cooked maui

onion wow the maui onion is not gotten a shot today so good not sure i've had it um or you could go tettle jalapeno so that's where my head's at right now. That's a good chip. But if I'm going to round out my team, I think I'm going to take a stud with a good perennial, good name, All-American,

it's been around forever, dad played in the league, mom was an athlete. Just pick the fucking chip. Doritos nachos. Doritos nachos. Doritos nachos. Nachoos nacho cheese the setup was exhausting i was trying to melt kuiper did you not hear my intonation his grandpa's had some

you know recent struggles with health but he's doing better his grandma's been playing a lot of pickleball lately just picked it up recently yeah he's 23 grandkids i was trying to melt kuiper doritos nachos final pick. Last pick on Davey. Nacho cheese Doritos? Correct. Okay. On the final pick. What about the red bag?

Probably my favorite brand of chips. I think Will's gone to this well twice now. Yeah. This specific chip includes authentic ingredients like seasoned salt and spicy cayenne pepper which bring the bold taste of the bayou tradition to the establishment of your choice each batch is individually kettle cooked to guarantee a superior crunch and of course the chip i'm speaking of is the zaps chip and i am going to take the Spicy Cajun Crawtators. Okay.

Look, I wanted Voodoo. Voodoo wasn't on the board. Next best thing. Yeah. It's the JV version of the Voodoo. I wouldn't say JV. I would say something other than JV. Okay.

Not freshman team. Don't go there. Okay. I wouldn't do that. It's a solid chip. Well, that's all folks. Can we recap the teams right now? Yep. I'll read these out right now.

Okay. With Dave, who had the first pick of the draft, he had Ruffles cheddar sour cream, Kettle brand salt and vinegar, Lil Baby's all in chips, and spicy Cajun craw taters from Zapp's. Brett started his draft off with Ruffles All Dressed, number two, Cape Cod Salt and Vinegar, Utz Sour Cream and Onion Ridges, and number four, Nacho Cheese Doritos. I mean.

Dylan kicked his draft off with a little Harvest Cheddar Sun Chip before he drafted Cool Ranch Doritos, Lay's Kettle Cooked Sea Salt and Cracked Pepper, and then rounding out his draft with a bag of Funyuns. Oh, yeah. Let's go. Yours truly selected Zapp's Voodoo with his first overall pick, only to follow it up with

Trader Joe's Backyard Chips, Zapp's Hotter and Hot Jalapeno, and number four, the Deep River New York Spicy Dill Pickle Chips. Chips stinks. I'm worried about Will's team. Not worried. I'll be fine. No, Chip stinks. I'm worried about Will's team. Not worried. I'll be fine. I'm worried about going against you. Oh, I think that the fact that I have dill pickle chips

as well as some Trader Joe's that are more of, you know, kind of my hipster pick over there. I do have concerns about that. But the real ones know that the Trader Joe's backyard chips go horde. I would never buy Trader Joe's chips. I don't do Trader Joe's, period. That's cool of you, man. Must be nice.

Have you ever been inside of a Trader Joe's? Yeah. Yeah, I go in usually with a list of like five things that I want, and they only have two of them usually, so I leave there disappointed every single time. Is it because they don't have like Nabisco or big brands? They have pretty much nothing in there. They've got stuff in there.

No, they don't. They have shelves that are stocked with a lot of stuff. TJ's Frozen gets a lot of play. If you're going there for your staple products, you're going to walk out unhappy. If you're walking in there to get some stuff that you can make in a pinch at dinnertime. An easy to cook gnocchi. Maybe a truffle gnocchi. It's the classic, I can't find this,

so I'm going to settle for this grocery store. Wait. Sounds like you know how to navigate it. No, it's just not a good store. Sometimes,

you know, talking about chips and stuff, it just kind of gets me in the mood for a nice summer backyard barbecue. You know what I mean? I think I know what you mean. You're just all chilling out there. You're enjoying yourself.

You're just kind of, you know, catching a vibe with the boys. But sometimes, you you know it gets a little chilly out at night sometimes me and the boys eating chips yep eating chips sharing chips oh hey dave can i get a little can i get a chip out of that bag let me reach in real quick you ask nicely life's best moments happen around a roaring fire in a smokeless fire pit from solo stove makes your outdoor moments even more memorable because instead of having to constantly dodge campfire fumes you can sit back relax and actually enjoy the fire we've all gotten these in the mail i'm just going to pull back the curtain here they're smokeless you don't go in with your flannel on and you smell you just smell like

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Dave, I'm going to kick it over to you what's up what pick is this fifth pick yeah did anybody take chili cheese fritos dylan talked about doing it but he didn't make it happen almost took him with my fourth pick that would have been a good pick if you're choosing fritos with your draft though like i know that's the thing they have fritos kind of have like a stigma. I want the scoops. Shut up. Fritos are good.

What's your problem? Hey, Fritos are good. Fritos are bread for not taking Tostitos. Yeah. Big Tostitos guy. He loves Tostitos. I did, Will. I watched the Norm MacDonald.

Nothing special. Special. On Netflix. McDonald nothing special special on Netflix his final his final special that was recorded the day before he was going to have a procedure of course he was battling with with cancer for a long time nobody really knew handful of people and he was going to have this procedure I think it was a stem cell deal and wasn't sure if he was going to make it out of it. So he had all this material that he had not put out. So I was like, you know what? I just, I don't want to go with this in the tank. I gotta, I gotta leave it all out there. So he, he essentially records over a zoom call and he's looking right into the camera. Like you're looking right into the camera on your laptop. And he just does, I don't know, like 58, 60 minutes or something of stand up with no audience. It's just him in front of a computer. And no laughter, no laugh track, obviously. And it's really, it's really good. It's, I understand why some people it's,

it makes you a little uncomfortable because you're just, you're, it's a zoomed in on his face and he's just doing a standup set and there's not an audience reaction. So you're like, if you know, norm, if you've watched enough of norm, you can kind of imagine like how it would go. Like you're like, Oh, they would, they would die at that. Like, you know, they would, he'd get some good interaction. He would draw that out. So he go, he's going joke to to joke he's like burning through this material but it's awesome uh they cap it off with a round table of like his closest friends uh in the comedy world you've got

letterman chapelle molly shannon david spade adam sandler and who am i missing is that everybody everybody? I think that's everybody. I haven't watched yet. Cause I've been waiting for the Dave Ruff official take on it. I almost watched it the night that I saw it, which is very shortly after it came out, but I almost wanted to get your take on it before I went in on it because I wanted to manage my expectations. That makes sense. Recommend or not? Yeah. I mean, you're, if, if you want to like sit down and watch a Netflix special, it's going to make you crack up. This isn't it. This is more like, like you laugh, you'll laugh a little bit. But you don't laugh as much when there's not an audience.

It's just for whatever reason, right? But it's, I recommend it. It's good. It wasn't, it was, thought i was i was gonna be worried that or i was worried that i wasn't gonna be able to get through it just because uh sad you know the guy's not around anymore and i've been a big fan of his for a long time but um no it actually made me pretty happy because like you can tell in his face like how happy he is to be putting these jokes out and some of them it's really good i think chapelle said like

about 38 minutes of this thing is just straight up like murdering it, which for a standup special, that's a lot. So yeah, no, it's, it's, it's really good. It's cool to see the, um, you know, his friends up there talking, sharing Norm's stories about them and just, they're actually, it's weird. Cause they're going through some of the jokes and it's cool. It's cool seeing comedians talk about anybody's jokes and like talk about the craft a little bit and how you craft a joke and how what Norman's method would be. So well, so I've been watching. I've talked about this numerous times and I've tried to get everyone to watch it.

Hacks on HBO. And it's about a lady named Deborah Vance, who is essentially like known as like the world famous, like biggest female comedian there is at the time fictional character a lot of the show is her working with her side like her writer that works with them and they try to do a good job of showing how they workshop jokes and stuff like that and it's it i don't know why it made me start thinking about like the back rooms at comedy shows that are just filled with stand-up comics going through each other's material and being like yeah what if you worked it this way? And it has completely changed

the way that I look at standup specials these days. And like even watching the trailer for the norm special, it was just like, they operate, they look at humor in such a more all encompassing way than I think I ever could possibly think of it. The other guest on the round table is Conan. That's a good, that's probably a good get really good. And it's really cool. Watch. I mean,

him and Letterman there, I don't know their interaction. It's cool to see those two on a, on a round table together, but no, you don't have to be like a comedy nerd to, to like be like, Oh,

that's really interesting. But if you were somebody who was just like, sits down, didn't really care much about norm. And it's like, I'm going to throw this on and see if it's funny. Like you're going to be probably uncomfortable with it. Cause it's just, it's just zoomed in on his face and he's just doing it. So you're seeing like all of his facial reactions to the jokes and you're like, okay,

that's a little weird, but this is where the audience will be laughing. And, oh, it's, it's cool. It's I'm glad he did it. I mean, I don't think anyone's ever done anything like that. How soon before his passing did he record this? That's a good question. So the procedure that he was recording before, he obviously made it through that. And I think it was a few months later because he wanted to go do this stuff on tour,

but it was during COVID. So this is when all the clubs were shut down. The original tweet that I saw about this was someone saying that they were, they were guessing, I guess that he did this in the middle of an empty theater and was walking around the stage performing. And so that's what I mentioned. I mentally set up to see that.

And when I saw that it was a much more, I guess, personal experience, it kind of jarred me a little bit at home. Yeah. Is that home? Yeah. It was like his assistant or neighbor's house. He was one of the few people who knew he was sick is it weird that i want to watch

it on like a phone so like instead of like just having it on the big screen in front of me it seems very up close and personal no i don't think that's weird like i feel like i just want to treat it like a zoom call and just watch it on my phone as if he's talking straight to me or in a fit i'm on a facetime with norm yeah no it's did this send you on a tailspin of going back and just watching old weekend updates and stuff like that or did you just did you find peace with this oh i do that i do that monthly like on a random saturday i'm not doing anything i'll just go back and watch clips he's your guy he's my guy but yeah it's check it out if you're a fan of stand-up comedy or norm and if even if you're not see if uh see what you think but yeah that was cool you should

watch it yeah we got some news coming out of the harvard springs area please share you guys see uh you guys see that we had a special guest in Harbor Springs this past weekend? Was it the Nuge? Was not the Nuge. You guys are familiar with this guy. He knows pizza pretty well. You guys hear this Papa John guy? Oh, the Day of Reckoning. Is it finally here?

I want to be crisp. I just want to get this out there in a public forum. We are not claiming Papa John as Harbor Springs residents. He's claiming Harbor, though. No, he's not. I i don't know he's flexing way too hard on his instagram from harbor springs and making me uncomfortable what do you do when someone like that's just chilling in your hometown i mean there's nothing you can do i'm gonna run him out how you gonna do that he's just on vacation i'm gonna call the homies tell him to show up at the gate you need to call tube socks yeah tube socks gonna go handle

this and dbp over there yep douchebag pizza all over the scene is corn nuts guy gonna go i was so bummed when i started i opened my phone after dinner and i got i had like 10 dms and i was like what is going on and i was just shocked that this many backers follow papa john in the first place he is a content machine or at least he was he's eating all those pizzas man what was he eating like 40 pizzas and 38 nights or something i got some bad news for papa john if he's looking for good pizza in harper springs michigan he's going to be looking for a long time is there a papa john's there not no does he eat papa john's when he's doing all these pizzas probably not anymore yeah but wouldn't you want to do that just for quality

control purposes his name is still on every box that gets delivered. Yeah, but I don't think he's... He has nothing to do with the company anymore, right? No. They pushed him out? He's been removed. Yeah. He's a wild card.

My fear is that what if he just moves up there to escape everything? Like, what if he loves it so much up there that he decides to move to Harbor Springs and then we're the Papa John City? That's probably a good sign for Harbor Springs because, I mean, he's the one who knows when and where the day of reckoning will commence. So if he's in Harbor, you're obviously a safe place, a safe Harbor, if you will. I'd be lying if I said that

I didn't think Harbor was, uh, if, if the day of reckoning was imminent and I had anywhere to go, I'd go immediately up to Harbor Springs. Cause I feel like we'd be safe for a little bit longer than down in Austin. Yeah, plus you got papa john what is the best pizza in harvard do you even turkeys pizzeria turkeys yeah how you spell turkey like turkey with apostrophe s what's it called turkeys well you can read the menu and get one story or you can talk to the owner and get the other story you know what i mean all right i don't really sorry i'm sorry i asked yeah to be honest i don't i don't feel right explaining it right now good you know what i will explain though that two out of three men experienced

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he didn't okay yeah he was he was kind of getting dragged along. I could say, you could say that he might've been saying yes, but she said yes so quickly that like he didn't even get the opportunity to speak. After she says yes, the interviewer then asks, okay, so who would your hall pass be? That much hesitation, she says her ex-boyfriend and then follows it up with, or I guess this was after they walked away that he was a great lover but she says ex-boyfriend in front of her current guy she's dating and he's just like wait i'm sorry what and then to make matters much worse somehow the guy asked the the interviewer asked the guy the same question and he kind of just is stumbling over an answer and says uh you looking

at his current girlfriend the toughest toughest of scenes just just you're watching like a slow motion just dothraki development of a cuck it's like just dude just getting smoked she even says like oh we're gonna fight over this yeah probably do you think i when i saw this video for the first time it had 2.2 million views oh no um that's 2.2 million people that have seen that you just got absolutely flamed by your girlfriend are these two still together today i don't see how i don't see how they survive they should take a break i don't see how they survive this that always works what's the name of that dude that randy was probably obsessed with that did like the the videos where he would do web redemptions for people and stuff

tosh i can see randy being a big talk andy milken august or whatever so i mean this guy this guy needs a web redemption where he gets put on singled out or something some people probably wonder like was her ex better than me in the sack right but to get like actual confirmation right in your face like that how can you go on knowing knowing that i cringe thinking about talking about that when or like imagining someone talk about that with like their girlfriends at a group dinner hurt someone talking about that for the 2.2 million people on twitter is everyone knows it that's the couple she would prefer to have sex with her ex-boyfriend. For her, how... There's... Of all the people she could have named there...

She named the worst one possible. Probably the worst one. Just say Chris Hemsworth and be done with it. Yeah. You know? Yeah. That's what you're supposed... The correct answer, if you're even going to go down that road,

is something that's unattainable. Yeah. So, you know, you go, oh, yeah, Brad Pitt. How do you not just go with the first celebrity that pops into your head? I'm going like Sigourney Weaver, right? Blanche Devereaux. Blanche from Golden Girls. Of all the men in the world she could be having intercourse with,

she would choose her ex-boyfriend. She's a perfect 10, but her hall pass is her ex-boyfriend. Nah. I'm out. Curveball, her ex-boyfriend. She's a perfect 10, but her hall pass is her ex-boyfriend. Nah. I'm out. Curveball, her ex-boyfriend is Chris Hemsworth. That could... Does that do anything for you? That's a good point, Dave.

What if it's that dude who's the Peloton instructor? Alex Dussault? I don't know. The real hot one. Cody? Maybe Cody. I don't think... I think...

Oh. I don't think Cody would date her. Oh, okay. Not his type. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think, I think. Oh. I don't think Cody would date her. Oh, okay. Not his type. Yeah. Yeah, I don't. Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Fair enough. He's the fajita. It's possible. He's the guy that likes fajitas. She could have turned Cody. Cody's like, Cody's getting like nods for real big commercials these days.

Every commercial break during the college world series is is peloton or cody whatever it is has anyone floated the theory out there that these were actors and this guy was trying to blow up his youtube page yeah it's very very very very very very possible very very possible to see that happening i'd be very upset if i learned that was the case yeah at least we didn't lead with it though and we finished with this if that were the case this guy. At least we didn't lead with it, though, and we finished with this. If that were the case, this guy deserves a big payday because he just got absolutely humiliated. You're that guy.

You're that guy. Not that guy, pal. Absolutely. And she gets asked that question. Would you rather her say her ex-boyfriend or one of your current friends? Equally as bad. I feel like if you say one of the current friends, you could play that off as a joke and start laughing.

Whereas if you say your ex, you're just looking for trouble. That's menacing behavior. It's still irredeemable to me. You can't come back from it. I think. I'm like, you know what? It's been a fun ride it's gonna end here i'm apparently the rides weren't so fun well

it's like that's kind of the crux of the problem here to get out of here today i want to finish with something that uh we don't normally do because normally our drafts have a very defined beginning and end because there aren't that many options uh today's was a little different i feel like there's a million different chips out there that we could go to and i would love i wanted to hear what midwest randy's favorite chips are randy did we miss anything oh yeah well he missed a lot oh his mic's not oh he's got a hot mic oh randy can you just relay their picks since the mic is buzzing? Honey barbecue twist Fritos. Honey barbecue twist Fritos.

Never had a twisted Fritos. Those are legitimately terrible. Actually, if you're going to go with a Frito variety, I like where Randy's head's at for this. Those are like a trash chip. No offense. Much taken. He says much taken.

Oh, Dylan, are you going to be sick bud i might so you'll get regular fritos but you won't hit the honey barbecue sorry randy what's your problem if chili cheese are available you got to go those over the honey honey whatever twist those are they're so they're like sweet the way the chili and the cheese flavors hit your mouth. The juxtaposition. Oh. Sorry, Randy. What else you got? Sweet and spicy chili Doritos. Sweet and spicy chili Doritos, which if I'm going to go with Doritos, I'm going with those

ones over nacho cheese and Cool Ranch. That's stupid. No offense. I've never been a nacho cheese guy. Cool Ranch all the way. Classic barbecue Lay's. He says classic barbecue Lay's. I'm just randy right now

are people gonna be mad no one took the traditional lays potato chips no because if you're choosing plain potato chips like those are those are definitely like oh i don't like any of the flavors that are available right now so i'm gonna go with the plain ones not trying to add anybody but is there anything worse that when the company you work for caters lunch and it's sandwiches and then you open that little box up and it's just the traditional lays and he's like what the am i going to do with this if you go to any sandwich shop in the united states and they have chips available to grab or whatever the lays potato chips like the classic those are always the ones that are fully stocked because no one grabs them would

you rather eat those or baked lays i i'm? I'm not even going to eat chips. I'd rather go regular Lay's than the baked. I think I would too. All the Lay's baked chips are the worst. Next to Sun Chips. Oh, Randy. Randy's going to say baked Lay's barbecue? Jay's hot stuff.

He says Jay's hot stuff. Jay's chips are underrated. Thank you, Randy. She's a girl's hot as shit. Yeah, that's definitely a Midwest pick. I don't know what that is it sounds great though all right guys i can't i can't stop thinking about that dude you you you oh i don't think you understand how the game is being played down so bad i hope for his sake they broke up like that oh you have to i hope he took his i hope he took her phone that was in her like wallet on her phone and was

like, no, delete this from your phone. You're not coming with me anymore. Imagine his group chat right now. Oh, they took him out. They have a side chat going that he does not want to see. He had to change his number. Everyone's like, I didn't like her anyway. He hasn't heard anything from the group chat.

He keeps looking down. There's no messages. He's like, do you think he's thinking like, hey, maybe they didn't see it. It's either one of two things. Yeah. Maybe they just didn't even see it. So wait, do people just show up at Yankee games, do man on the street stuff?

Of course, dude. It's the Yankees. Okay. It's the fucking Yankees. Freaking Gallo can't hit a ball. Freaking. Moctezera. Derek Jeter.

Many years. Oh, Tino Martinez. All right. Freaking. it's freaking mark tashara it's derek jita many years oh latino martinez all right freaking you'll have you guys see that david cone perfect game do your wives have celebrity hall passes or like hypothetical ones at least we've never we've never described like a hall pass we've we've i know i know the the actors or actors or actresses that she finds attractive right but we've never been like, Ooh, you're all past, babe. Do you do that? Am I making fun of you right now?

I'm sorry. No, no. I think, I think Brittany's list might have to be reshuffled after watching top gun last night, though. I think my,

I think my list might need to get reshuffled after watching top gun. It goes, Miles Teller, Glenn Powell. And then, uh, what's your face? Jennifer Connelly.

So, so Glenn Powell though though is traditionally more handsome than miles miles has kind of an edgier look right sure do do most women do more of a voice attractive voice to him i think okay google says he's six feet tall is he the hottest glenn glenn no he's not is he the only hot guy named glenn um there's gotta be another hot glenn out there so there's a skier glenn plake but he's not traditionally hot he just has a mohawk i think mohawks are hot though shout out glenn plake hold on i gotta find fabus glenn glenn close is hot not close is hot not glenn from the tom green

show what about glenn danzig? Hot guy named Glenn. Glenn Danzig. Okay. Shout out to all the mothers. Famous Glenns. What Glenns did you find, Dave? There's no hot Glenns on that list. This is unbelievable.

So yeah, he's the hottest glenn glenn oh glenn close famously not a guy well no we just said hottest glenn's fair enough glenn campbell in his day okay well that was a dumb way to end the pod. Thanks, Dave. All right. We'll see you guys tomorrow on the Patreon for worst of, and if you're not opto, you should be, but we'll see you Wednesday.

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