Circling Back - Off The Rails with Will deFries | Circling Back 10-1-25

Episode Date: October 1, 2025

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All Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, All right, we're back, circling back podcast. My name is Dave. Welcome. we're going to have ourselves a show that's right my voice is back i sound 100% feel even better i'm dialed in what's up will look very confused why do i have a miss call from you from less than a minute ago i didn't why were you calling me before the podcast i didn't call you before the pod i was going to tell you some shit that dylan did earlier oh i'm right here i would have heard the

whole conversation here's a guy that's producing it's randall trombacky hi dave i got my potion of Awakening. Looks like you're drinking red wine out of a plastic cup. Is that your Jesus juice? No, this is my meo energy. I can't remember like a kai or something like that. I don't know. It'll help me get some caffeine. Can you just get caffeine in the normal way? No, a kai. Okay. Sipping on my wizard potion. Get it out of the way because we're not going to be promoting any other form of caffeine here in about a week. And if you spill any of your Akai on your keyboard, you're going to have to clean that out key by key

I also can't talk about fantasy stuff anymore because that was the last straw wow dude no no no it was Renfair The divvarns festival was the last straw It's a callback It's a callback He's French

Anyways hey happy to be here You get your space polo on from Roeback Use code Was it washed 20 Wased 20 20% off your first order I think this shirt is out of this world Okay

Okay, they like him Uh, Dylan Shivery I'm wearing a rowback shirt as well This is a shirt This is what I like to call like a chest hair shirt Like the color plus material You can just see my chest hair through it That makes me feel kind of alpha

Not really Yeah, you can look look at the texture I guess Certainly a talking point they would be comfortable with I say I like That's what I'm saying effect you probably can't you can't even have chest hair

you can't even see the chest hair through your shirt whoa that's a visual show everyone yeah I've got chest hair well let me count him just kidding man yeah it's a real badge of honor your chest hair we're not gonna talk about your back hair Mike chest here on vacation true story Dylan asks if we will shave his back

I don't have back hair you have twice asked that I have like seven I have like seven I would do it but it's got to be reciprocal I'll do it dog I'll do it, dog. Didn't you say you're going to grow it out to cover up your tramp stamp? No, I don't have back here. You have a Kappa Alpha tramp stamp.

I'll show you my fucking tramp stamp area right now. Here's a guy who's got some cool pants on. It's Will DeFreeze. Kappa Alpha, dude. Those are cool pants. They're like the southern gentlemen of the fraternities. Like it the fuck now. They're just like more the southern gentleman.

Dude. You know what I like about them? They're like really nice. Those guys are such gentlemen. They're like the southern gentleman But like southern They're gents That's what everyone used to say

And it's like well they're all from like Cincinnati Yeah but they're gents Like southern gents He's from Columbus over here This dude's from Chicago suburb Also a little bit rowdy When they meet a lady They take their hat off

They didn't We made pledges do that That was it pretty much it What's up with those pants These are old pants fam take them off lulu lemon are they yeah um they're dark green i had one of the do you guys ever have one of those days where you just feel you just feel you just feel puffy like you just all about the benjamin's you just feel like your clothes are like a size too small i felt like that

yesterday like you've retained some sodium yeah and so uh today when i got dressed i dressed for comfort over style what you have for dinner last night you look pretty decent man uh you're not gonna like what I had for dinner last night. I might like it. You don't know that. I had leftover chicken nuggets from my son from P. Terry's. Then I had an uncrustable. And then I had some McAllen 12 with five ice cubes.

I was going to say, you're on your seven-year-old grind until the McAllen was introduced to the picture there. Yeah. It was a nice nightcap on a beautiful year. Not a seven. Yeah, that was 12 year. You know what's funny? We picked up, we had T-ball practice and we picked up a chick-fil-

so we both played our chalk card last night wow did you play your chalk card um what did i have for dinner last night no he didn't don't even try you had a microwave salmon i had a i had a burger bowl last night honestly of all the healthy things people eat nothing pisses me off more than someone gets a burger it's the worst yep yep right here burger bowl a good take good take a burger bowl is so whack one and a half patties with cheese we did uh roasted sweet potatoes, spinach. What do you do? Saute onion.

That's not a burger bowl. It was so good. It's just a beef bowl. Because no one puts sweet potato on a burger. Yeah, you're not, dude, it was it was straight up burger patties that I, that I cut up. Yeah, but like, this is ground beef. It's a burger bowl, dog.

That sounds like a fall harvest bowl dog. Get some hamburger helper or something like, what is this? A burger bowl is strictly ingredients that would otherwise be on a hamburger. No one's putting sweet potato on a burger. No one's ever done it. Can I ask you, Sally tried to eat. I've told you guys about next level chef. It's all about what you do to your dish.

You make a next level. It's time to level up. Exactly. And the other night, Sally was making deconstructed burger bowls traditional method, not this blasphemy that you're bringing over. And she put curly fries in the salad. That's fucking tight.

In the salad. Yo, that's next level. We're curly fries. That's tight. So that's good. I wasn't sure if that counted. I was like, oh, so we're not just doing those on the side? Hey, pro tip.

I know I just said it had a burger bowl. The best buns you can get right now. Sitting back there. Aside from those producers. for buns back there, Whole Foods makes a brioche hamburger bun that is unfucking real. You're telling me, Whole Foods has the best buns? Dude, I'm telling you. It comes in like a nondescript packaging.

Like, they make it. It looks like someone's mom that works there and made it or something. And they're so fucking good, dude. Check them out, dog. Like, I get, if you have a gluten intolerance and you can't have buns, they don't have gluten-free buns, get a lettuce-wrap burger. I'm fine with that. Bull?

Nah, trash. It was a health plan. Let's put this overcooked hamburger meat on top of this iceberg lettuce and call it a meal. Iceberg lettuce is garbage. I'm so glad somebody else played their chaw card and is doing the show today. I'll play my burr card. Oh, that doesn't know it. Are you like Kevin?

Kevin, I don't get it. Kevin McAllister? Do you know? How do you deal with this? Do you know? Kevin. How do you do it? How do you do it?

Nobody listens anymore. Kevin Um Hmm We'll just We'll come back to it Yeah You keep stew out on that

While we hear from our friends over it Do you get it Randy? I wasn't paying attention to be We'll just chomping at the bed To get into it ad read Do you want to do one For old time's sake I don't even bring my laptop dog

You don't need one for Squarespace You're some vibes only We'll get to them But guess what's October 1st You know what that means? Yeah it's the best month What does that mean? It's the best month of the year

What does that mean? Spooky season Spooky season. It's Tuesday. Kind of wish the studio was already spookyed out. It seemed premature. We want to hit him with something on Tuesday. We'll hit them.

But here's the thing. There's going to be a live show in the morning, non-spooky, and then in the afternoon, spooky. Damn. That's true. The studio will be decorated Tuesday's live show. Tuesday in it? Okay.

We'll get a little sneak peek. Now is the time to sign up. Get your money's worth. October 1st, you got to wait five days before the new spooky, but you can go back. We've got a back catalog, a battle log, if you will. Six seasons worth. Holy shnikes, that's a lot of spookiness. Well, what was your favorite spooky season? Season one was really good just because it was a novel, new product. You know what I mean? but what I've liked about spooky season is its ability to change over the years

in a way that brings evergreen content to the listeners' ears every Tuesday morning throughout the month of October. But it's always going to be your first. I just hate that answer, man. What? You didn't ask you, dude? My favorite spooky season is whichever one Nicky The Knife says is my favorite Spooky stuff.

Yeah, Nikki the Knife really brought the Was that last year? Yeah, it was. Nicky the Knife was a truly, Dave is in his bag, don't rock the boat too much moment. Yeah, that was tough. You got to sit in the wings. Parra than normal.

Normal to parra. There's a moment where Dave said something to the effect of, or what was it? It was about money. Oh, they were making money hand over fist. Hand over fifth. That's an old saying that.

It ain't like that no more. It hits, man. You don't hear that much anymore. You don't. Nicky was a top earner He was one of my biggest earners He was a good guy That's how you were making money right there

I think about dipping into this house A Guinness show on Netflix Because it has Guinness in the title Is that why? No, mainly because it's made by Peky Blinders And it's an opportunity for me To be in on a show That

Everyone hasn't already watched Like three seasons up before me I guess you missed it We're supposed to be canceling Netflix Is there a parody? They got Miss Rachel, I'm good Is there a parody? They do have Miss Rachel.

is there a parody of that because you sent me something in slack house of gooiness ghouiness i don't know what that is don't i just misspelled guinness i think i got okay because like that's not how it's pronounced i was trying to hunt and peck my way through it i messed up yeah small biz september's behind us thanks to everybody who contributed thanks to randy for trucking through those last week thanks to brett for coming in and doing it yesterday we're actually a spooky season change we're gonna have randy read the Spooky season submissions. That is just not going to happen.

Why don't we just create an AI thing where it's your voice reading? I was watching, you know, cable television yesterday. And there was an Amber Alert that came on. It comes on cable television. Why do they have the spookiest? I don't know if you guys have seen this. They have like all these service, weather service, have the most spooky, like, unsettling voices. clearly AI has like very well cadence like chat GPT

why are we still getting like the most scary voices on to get your attention they want you to be scared it does it's very like post apocalyptic yeah we want Morgan Freeman to pop on and tell you that there's a little girl in a Toyota down the street post apocalyptic they want your booty hole to get tight so you like get all like on edge it's like Travis County has issued a warning it's like what the fuck is going on here just yeah exactly It's scary.

They should have big text to it. Yeah. Oh, folks. No, we'd be like, get to the point. Oh, what do you? It takes him two minutes to warn you. Bastrop County. Bayer County.

Randy wants like the-Comanchi County. Randy wants like the robot from Fox NFL broadcasts to be like spiking a football and like having the news explode on the screen. He does a fucking windmill and a headspin. You're like, uh. That would be kind of fun, though. I just don't want it to be the most eerie voice ever. It's terrible.

Did you get, you were up late. That Amber Alert was like 11 o'clock. Yeah, I was watching white chicks on BET. So, juxtaposition. Come on. You were not watching white chicks on BET. Why? Why are you watching white chicks?

How do you scroll down to BET on the TV guy? It's got to be way down there. Oh, God. I'll explain later. I'll explain it on pod. Why was that? Why I was. Because it's not one of the main channels.

I like that Randy just said I'm watching cable or cable TV. Yeah. Just feels outdated to say cable TV. Yeah, I don't think it's cable. I know it's cable or it's not cable, but it's still, the TV shows are considered cable. Well, I mean, I was watching cable because I have Spectrum cable via my package through my apartment. Like, I have to use their internet and cable package. So it's not streaming.

It's legitimately like a cable box. That's fucking old school, dog. Yeah. Boy, I had some beef with Spectrum. in college. That's all we could get in San Marcos. I didn't like it. I can't really tell you why. I like Spectrum, ma'am. Really? I did. They've been letting us down here in the office the last few days. Yeah, our office, our office internet has been trash. What's going on there? It's being crawling. Are we fives? I don't know. Randy reset the router. I thought we were five. I'll play

I've gone on record saying that I might be working from home this afternoon if it's crawling again. Is it bad again today? I don't know, ma'am. It's dead. I don't know, ma'am. I thought. I thought, I thought. I thought I fixed it yesterday. I think you might have. It wasn't officially fixed, though. It felt faster, but it wasn't normal. Brett told me that he reset the internet. And then when I asked him about it, after I reset the internet,

he's like, yeah, I just went to the online portal and reset. I'm like, you didn't go and turn on and turn off the router and stuff? I did a hard reset. I went to the physical. I did the hardware, not just some internet boop-op-boop. I went in there. I unplug shit. A lot of power cycle, IT shit.

Look at Will Flesh in his new phone. Oh, look at this guy. Yep. Whoa. Sorry, I'm confirming my ticket for the Austin FC game tonight. A little footy action. Yeah. You got a chance to take home some hardware.

You know, Randy talking about this internet thing is really brought to my attention, something that I think needs to be said. On washed weekly, washed. com, please go subscribe. I did a little column the other day about my employee of the month. It was awarded David Ruff after his hard work. um today's october 1st calendar is flipping rabbit rabbit to all those who celebrate uh please know within the walls of this office that you are under surveillance for the employee of the month october style i've got to be like you know front running right now i'm going to bring

vibes every day at least top five it's the first day of october i know who has the half-eaten beef stick. Why is that in our fridge? There's not a half. Who ate half of a beef stick and put it in our fridge? It's not half eaten. It's just a small beef stick. It's in its full packaging right now. Why is it even in the fridge, though? Bull of us. Because I had my lunch pale that sometimes Chelsea makes me a lot. Lunch pale. She put a nice, a sweet little note in there yesterday. Anyway. And two Oreos. And two 41. And two spooky Oreos. That sounds tight. And so I put it in the fridge and that was in there with it. I put the whole thing in there. And then I took my other

lunch. I was like, I'm just going to toss this to the side. I'm going to the side. I'm have this, you know, I'm going to need a beef stick at some point. Why is it so tiny? It's just, it's just a little, it's just a little snack size, man. It, you know, let, just let, just let, some people, someone say it's average. Do you hear that? Do you want, do you want my beef stick? No, I'll give it to you. It's just, it's just another weird, Dylan, we've got her own beef sticks. There's nothing weird about it. It is, it is, it is, it, it, it, it, it's on a shelf in the fridge. But it's like front and center. It's almost like you're showcasing. Because that's the only real estate left, because it's, it's the

It's full of can. But it doesn't need to be. It's a really cocky place to put your beef stick. You don't have to refrigerate it. You don't own the fridge. I know that. I understand. It's loaded with preservatives.

It doesn't need to be chilled. If you're going to get a protein injection, I just don't think that's enough beef stick for a man of your size who works out every day. That thing's got no more than three and a half grams of protein. I'll let you know. Are you, are you eating those or are you? Or what? What else would you do with the beef stick?

Come on. I got the beef stick We live in the birthplace of the coffee animal I got the beefy stick Yeah dude I don't Oh my God Randy noticed it too

It's just a little beef stick That I'm gonna eat at some point When I feel the snack is It's just off pudding No there's no pudding in there Ha Ha ha You know what maybe he is the frontrunner

That was good dude How was the chimmy cherry I still got it You can ask Will because he also had one and I thought it was quite delightful. It's pretty good. Really?

Yeah. I like to take risks at Costco. Yeah, it was pretty good. Dude, whoa, I got for this guy. Look at this cart, man. That's some risky shit in there. I heard you were zagging while others zigged. Yeah.

Dave also got us cereal snacks that are definitely for like four-year-olds, but, you know. Yeah, those might have been a one-time purchase. I had some the other day. Yeah, they're not bad. No, they're, yeah, but if you compare them to straight up honeynut Cheerio, I was like, they're not. Randy, you, like, constantly have, like, candy at your desk. Don't talk to me about four-year-old food. So?

I ate an entire family-sized bag of Starbursts between two days the other day. Starburst minis. That sounds great. They're unwrapped, dude. It's too dangerous. I had a lifesaver gummy recently. How'd that go for you? It's very good.

Do you do the thing where you put your tongue through it first? How does that go? Like that. You want to hear the most ironic thing about me? When I was four years old, I almost choked down a lifesaver and died. It'd be ironic. That'd be the most ironic way to die. I've always thought ice would be a good murder weapon.

Dude, no, because it melts and there's no murder weapon. Yeah, you could choke someone with it. Shove an ice, shove like an icicle down their throat. Wouldn't your body heat it up, like the adrenaline of dying? I'm just not letting you shove an icicle down my throat. I don't think it's about you letting me, hoss. I think it's about me deciding what I want to do and when I want to do it. You're just not getting that thing down my throat.

What if, dude, what if he pulled guard on you? What if he pulled guard on you and just shoved that thing down your throat? Pulled guard. It's BJJ talk. BJJ. Yeah. Okay, let me put it differently. What if he took your back?

Okay. Yeah, that also ain't happening around here. Are you not doing BJJ? No, but imagine it. Imagine it. We're like in Japan, snowing outside. You have your sword and I don't have anything. to fight you with and so I take out a giant icicle that's a slagmite maybe and I bleed out on the

snowy side wall yeah I stab you with it it's an honorable death I leave you with it sticking out of your body and by the time anyone finds you your body heat has melted the entire icicle like there's clearly he was stabbed by something and it's just wet with water around it you can't have fingerprints on an icicle no you can't that's I guess that's a good point I wonder if you touch it I won't have DNA because I'm going to be wearing my gloves if he touch it and they immediately like did like the dust thing Would that work? Probably not. Not sure.

That's why Mr. Freeze was an uncatchable criminal. It's pronounced D-Freeze. Dude, that would be sick if you, if that was like a real thing. If you started killing people with ice and you were just willed to freeze, how sick would that be? Yeah. That's a, that's a headline, dog.

Yeah. That's pretty tight. I'm just saying, dude. You should, I don't think about it. I mean, if you go, you know, if you turn that way in life, think about it. But please don't. You got to have the perfect climate. Speaking of murder.

Well, it's got to be warm enough to where it would melt. It would melt, but cold enough to where their icicles are out. Yeah, it's tough. It's tough. Unless you just freeze them at home and then just you run out on the streets with your icicles. You know what I mean? Yeah. Did you ever read that article that I sent you that they might have solved the yogurt shop

murders I did it was all over the news yeah hey I sent you a a story the other day

and you didn't even acknowledge it or read it sneaky funny that he just ignored it it's fucking rude I'm never

sitting you anything ever again let's see this was this on text no it was Instagram Instagram was about

a renfair fantasy neither okay I just felt like giving him a hard time about something

The last thing that you sent me was not a story. You got to read it. What was it? I will not explain what it was, but it just says, I found your girl. It's pretty funny, dude. It's pretty funny. I see the last thing. Yeah, the reason I didn't respond to that to it was pretty good, dude.

Oh, man. We're having fun. We're having fun. fun the last thing randy sent me it says new skate jorking tech yeah last thing i sent randy was a dude doing a dropping in with this tech deck to a bowl of uh ramen that's kind i heard y'all talking about it it's kind of sick yeah i'm never saying you anything anymore yeah well i'm not gonna that was that was gold i sent you and you just did nothing with it whatever dude oh that's funny is it more bullpen comedy not podcast

comedy? Yes. Yes. I don't think so. I think it's fine. Nah, it's his way. I'm going to give Randy the benefit. It's an AI generated video. It's not like dirty or anything. Speaking of AI, more than that later. Am I right, guys? What a tease. Stick around to that. Wow, dude. Absolutely no one's turning off the fucking shit right out. Someone was about to and then I went on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Well, hit us with that Squarespace read. This show is wrong to buy Squarespace. That's not, I don't think that's not it. We actually have one of those later.

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Drink the game. This comes to you from our good friends in Norman. Norman, Oklahoma, Dylan. Home of the Sooners. The undefeated OU Sooners. Yep. The number of five, top ten team. Maybe top five now.

I don't know. It doesn't matter. A little early. Yeah. A little really. Sooner or later, though. Running out. Michael Hawkins.

Junior. Mike Hawkins. Yeah. Kappa Alpha. That's a fraternity up there. Frat. Right. um this week's been big for people taking photos of other people's phone screens uh to um

basically show you something funny that's been sent are they using the timer to take the photo that's a good callback it's a good callback that's just how he rolls though um there is apparently a uh a group text is this is this is this a group snap a snap group i sound i don't know what platform this is, man. I think it's snappy. I know I don't have it. Apparently and they probably are doing this. You look pretty snappy. A real snappy. Those pants are snappy.

What's with the background behind the text? It's probably an inside joke. You wouldn't get it. You can do new background. You can do backgrounds on I message now apparently. Is that facts? Catch me not doing that. No, you'll be doing that. That's on some lame shit. That's too busy. I don't need that in my life.

I don't either. How should we do this? Do we, somebody needs to read it. I'm going to say I'm out because my voice is about, you know. I don't know how to read so. Randy I'm happy to read it. The text is far enough away that my old man eyes are having trouble tracking. If you zoomed in, okay.

This is from, uh, here we go. We're not going to say the name. This is a frat group. I'm just going to swear. A frat, the frat, whole frat's in the snap group. I swear to fucking God. Go ahead, sorry. I swear to fucking God, y'all got me pissed the fuck off with all the shit I've read about us on Yikyak.

girls group chat. Sorry. They are saying they fucking like Fidelte, man, more because they have felt like you guys are assholes and disrespectful and that all you are doing is looking to fuck them. Tonight I want every one of you to be a gentleman to every single girl that comes to K.A. We never had this problem last year. So figure it the fuck out.

How many likes? 43 likes. But I assume that they didn't all tally before the next message. He just said, like it the fuck now. Same guy. Same guy. Same guy. So basically acknowledge what I just said.

And then Maddox, classic Maddox. This is so Maddox. If you have to eat her box tonight, then do it. I don't want to see a single negative thing on yick, yuck, or snap or anything. Fuck. That fuck carries so much weight. Like, he's just done with it, dude. He's like, look, treat her like a lady.

Eat her box. I, if I don't know Maddox here. Dude, men used to go to war and become generals and now they're demanding that these guys like their Snapchat messages and eat bucks. See, I don't personally know Maddox here. That's what it says. But I feel like Maddox is just big trolling right now. Yeah, he is.

This is like the classic like. Only seven likes for Maddox. He's trying to defuse the situation. He's just making it fun. Only active they're liking his because they're afraid. Yik yik yack. Still, still cooking. That was my question.

I knew it came back, but I didn't know that, you know, college kids were still using it and it's an like anonymous sound off like what is it it's pretty much like a message board that's all anonymous just like in local areas okay it was huge back up until it was like a junior i saw it pop up on your phone earlier yeah like i have yik yak dude if you have to do that then do it if you have to look if she thinks you're being an asshole just you know you know what you got to do like it the fuck now i want it to fuck out like it the fuck is this such like the stressed out president move right here that has like oh god i know how this guy is in the house is this the male cunt punt pretty much it's

almost the male comp punt man that that thing went so super viral it was it had a life of its own after a while it got it was in um she got a job at bro bible because of it did you you watch the interview they used that line in the interview i did catch that yeah yeah yeah you ever seen that movie stop have you stop pretty good i honestly think that uh james franco it's one of the best comedic performances it's a good take that's a really good take i like that take a lot you know what cosign facts you're smart man like it the fuck now i wonder what his like uh hit rate after that was like the j i's are like oh we gotta like it You know for the rest of like the rest of the semester, everyone's just going to be going, like it the fuck now.

I mean, we are. That was like the hit. When this hit our company group chat, that was a thing that people really keyed in on. By the way, this guy's got a dope name. I want to throw that out. Can't be real. There's no way that's his name. There's no way.

I don't know, man. This is the kind of thing that you got to rally the troops at the house for. You got to say, everyone come in. This is serious. You can't, you can't be the guy. puts us in writing do you think it's like the the party that night like all the guys were just like extra they're trying to class it up a little bit like oh had a little rose handed them out like dressed like micah first first month at grandex oh yeah trying just trying a little bit

harder making bouquets of flowers out of tissues at the table that's me better question is, like, do they, I think they have a beef with Fidelte, right? To specifically say that they like Fidelte men more than us, like, they're getting out class by Fidelts. Fidel's having a real big day. They had a good class last year. They got a couple good dudes. That one dude, his dad was a VP at Walmart. Wow, that's good. So a good dog, he's good dude, good Bentonville family. Like, you wouldn't be able to tell that he's so rich. If you just, just talking to him. He's so chill. No, but he's like set. He doesn't even need to be in college. Yeah, dude. He like flies private and you wouldn't even know yeah his dad takes the whole family fly fishing every year so so in montana yeah because they

have a house in boseman like remember that week of rush that he missed yeah he's fly fishing yeah with the president i didn't know that no wonder he got a bid that's so sick dude is Eisenhower too so you know he's old money it was with Eisenhower yeah wow yeah his dad was literally at the bay at pigs. They called his dad pig. I was trying to think of like a... Dude, he's so rich that there's rumors that he was on F scenes jet. That's not good, man.

But, baller. It's good to have like your name, you know, be floated out with the elites, but not and not in that sense. You know what I mean? We don't want that. No, dude. His dad rolls with Peter Thiel. Not in this chapter.

His dad's rolling with Teal. Are you kidding? Someone in my life recently turned 60. yeah and uh we got a text like a couple nights before saying that they were putting together a book okay and i looked at i looked at sally and i was like i mean this feels pretty familiar ah yes yep steam book a little 60 years old book mm so i drew a picture is that the gentlemanly thing to do like it well no like the photo yeah what maddox what maddox had to say. Is that how you get back on a sorority's good terms? Well, if you have to, that's what

that. Yo, these guys were jerks. And then they just started munching everyone's box. And now it's like, we're cool with them. What do when this gets out, though? What's the, like, what's the contingency plan now? Do they need to go throw the best party ever on Thursday night? I think you have a group meeting, a house meeting, y'all, and say, hey, not everybody needs to go do the thing that one of the guys said to go do. Because then it looks like we're only doing it because of that we need to space it out a little bit and then like when you start doing that act the the recipient is like are you only doing this because the snap you're trying to get back on good graces aren't you like no babe i've been planning this for weeks i don't know i don't know how you recover from this

right now because this is much worse than being not gentlemanly being fake gentlemanly doing it for performance what the fuck is i would hate to see yick yack oh it's tough okay is that why does i say that that's real that's oh you daily k a each box question mark there's no way that was a story in oh you daily i'd click i'd click that i'd read when i got arrested a guy that works for the newspaper asked if i wanted to be in the police section i told him no i'm good don't put it in print thank you yeah i'm good but you were sam runy right is at least a funny or way or wayne or wayne Or Sam, Ernie.

It's his little brother. He's not very good at soccer. I do like... He didn't take the sports. This guy that texts this all out is probably so pissed. This is going viral on Twitter right now, too. Yeah. It just adds to the fun of it.

But in the whole grand scheme of leaked fraternity or sorority messages, this is pretty mild. Oh, yeah. It would be much worse. It gets much worse than this. Well, now they've got to spend their time figuring out who the rat was. how did this get out I bet it was fucking tanner that little bitch he didn't even pay dues anymore

is he even active dude he still comes around though dude if you don't pay dues why are you in the group chat I saw him on the fucking front porch two nights ago drinking natties there's there's oh UKAs right now sending text messages to girls that they know being like yeah dude this doesn't apply to me

like I thought the way these guys were acting was kind of fucked up like hey but are you still coming to the mixer on Friday if you're a girl you're like oh let's test this out like this could actually yeah what can i get away with what can i get away with the chaos right now they need to throw like a top shelf alcohol party that night top shelf alcohol you gotta you gotta you gotta you gotta kind of own the story yeah you gotta take

the narrative and you gotta just you gotta lean into it a little bit maybe you have a theme party that kind of acknowledges what just went down like a bachelor themed party maybe like a munch and punch party yeah i was gonna say it's a box party or something like Everyone wears... Boxed wine. Everyone, like, wear a box? A box wine, yeah. That's good.

Box wine, box of chocolates, be a real gentleman. Hmm. Yeah, a good theme party could take them a long way. What if they did like old school Hollywood and sluts? The theme parties are great, yeah. What if they did like gladiators and hoes? Or just do like a date dash. Do they still do date dash?

dashes where you like you go get your date and you just take her uh you just go eat you'll see the door dash thing at a restaurant you see door dash is putting robots on the streets deliver your food don't like it they're putting good honest uh delivery drivers out of work hmm i don't know if all of them are good and honest multiple so why because because one guy might have taken a piss in your food no because one guy multiple times they're definitely i think that just the driver just steals the food and it's like okay Okay, cool. I mean, DoorDash is good about sending a new order out and stuff.

I was like, yeah, you know. What's the thought process of a DoorDash driver? Like, he picks something up and it just smells so bomb. He's like, yeah, taking this home. I could see it. These little robots are going to get kidnapped, though. If I was a DoorDash driver, I'd definitely be taking like one chicken wing from a BDX order. Oh, yeah, no one's going to do.

They don't even count those out. They do it by weight. Playing your chalk card? I'd play my chalk card. I would do it a free chalk card play. Does that even count? No. No.

If you're doing it, Silent G. Lazzania, then you're good. What if they just had like a bean party? A bean party? Yeah. Jelly beans.

Mr. Bean. Yeah. Chickpeas. Oh. You understand what he's doing there? You could go as a has bean. Don't do your dirty joke, Randy. Hold on.

Don't do your dirty joke. You can wear your old baseball uniform. I don't know what you're talking about, Dylan. What, why? He called you a has bean. Called you a has bean. That's so stupid. Osama bean lot.

I would have to explain the outfit to everybody. Okay. What's a bean theme here? Yeah, you know, has bean. You can wear a hazmat suit. Damn. I don't think that works either. The great bandbino.

Okay. Okay. Yeah. All right. Works. You dress like that dog in the, beautiful bean footage commercial. Roll that beautiful bean footage.

What is that? You still don't know that. Bush's baked beans. Bushes. I don't know. I don't watch commercials. You don't know that? I don't think I really knew that one.

I know the secret of Bush's beans is. It was a talking dog. It was a golden retriever. He was mad cute. I remember that. I just don't remember that specific line. Roll that beautiful bean footage. Roll that beautiful bean footage.

Never seen that before. What the, is that a classic commercial or a new one? That's a classic dog. Yeah, it's older. I kind of feel like this might be Dona and I exposing ourselves. There might be a regional thing.

I feel like I heard someone say it recently, too, that was completely independent of you guys. And I was like, oh, I guess this is a well-known thing, but like on a different podcast or something. That's right, guys. I listen to different podcasts than you guys. So what of it? What are you listening to?

Dungeons and Dragons podcast, comedy. Everyone knows this. People know this. We just lost another patron. That was the last straw. Oh! The thing that bothered me was that it was a good segment. You answered the question well.

Shouldn't the guy be mad at the person who asked the question and not Randy for answering the... Be mad at me. Or Dave picking the question. I thought it was great advice of how to do a rent fare correctly. I thought it was nice. I know there's backers out there who go to rent fares and some that are on the cusp. I'd go to one. We'll see if we go to this one.

This one that was supposed to be going in November is falling apart fast. Go solo. I bet it'd be the best week in your life. I mean, I'll still be able to go with people, but Brett's going to be gone for like four weekends in a row. Classic bread. He got weddings? He got like two weddings and then go into Mexico and then another wedding.

How does he have any unmarried friends left? Oh, Mexico. Dude is at a wedding every weekend. He hates Austin on the weekends. He's never seen a Saturday in Austin in like eight months. Mm-hmm. It's crazy. I have two weddings next year.

I haven't had one this year. Have I? I don't think I've got one on the books, unless I'm missing somebody. I know I have at least two tomorrow. I mean, next year. You have two tomorrow. No, not tomorrow. You have two Thursday weddings.

Easy. Fucking any, man. You know Brett loves rocking a bolow tie at a wedding. He's the bolo guy. He does. You recommend that where I went to Cape Cod? he said bring a little Southern charm to Cape Cod

No that was a terrible call I didn't do it That was one of the worst calls he's made He would have done it I privately hated that take I'm glad he didn't do it Yeah you couldn't do that I didn't

You should just wrackled jacket instead Here we go Fucking Lennon Took an Uber Whole situation man I bet you eat burgers with two hands. Knife and four. I'm just going to beat down bits that Dylan Hayes.

Cock. Jesus. Okay. All right. Yeah, I don't like that word. Dude, I've been so much, like, in love with my Viori. So in love with my Viori. Right.

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I mean she's in jail Mostly she's been up to just being in jail Seems like she's cooking though Isn't she in the same place as G-lane Is that right? Elizabeth I don't know Is it?

I think her just laying her together I think so I'm in there and age I'm in jail But there is an actual story Well I mean kind of Like, she hit the TL the other day. She's still tweeting from beyond, not the grave, but from jail.

She's alive. She stars me now. Wonder where you're old. Her Twitter bio says that someone might be tweeting on her behalf. But these are her words, right? It says former Theranos founder and CEO, mostly my words, posted by others. Yeah. So she's in jail, tweeting through it.

And she hit the TL. because he had a back and forth with Meek Mill, a collab that literally no one saw coming, and it just caught my eye, and I read through it. And if you guys would allow me the platform. Explain to the folks at home who Meek Mill is. He is a Philadelphia-born hip-hop artist. Okay.

He got body-bagged by, he had a beef with, was it Drake? Drake? Yeah. Drake put him down pretty good. back to back oh he hit him with the back to back and won a grammy i believe for it's one of one of the yeah one of the highlights of drake's career hey good track back to back to back i like that record back to back like jordan 96 and 97 that's a line for the song anyway uh elizabeth holmes you want to be meek mill oh not really okay i'll just do both of them do your meek mill i don't really have a

meek Mill. All right, I'll do a meek Mill. Who are the most underrated AI video creators on X? I'm doing a list with Holmes right now. All right. Post their work in this thread. My friend will send you $300 if you

recommend someone they hire. Meek Mill said we need more of this on social media. I don't think he would have said it like that though. I don't have a meek mill. I'm proud of the best. I think we need more of this. We need more of this. We need more of this on social media. But, you know, a positive message

from Meek, people helping people. He's all he's about, he's about the cause. We need more of this on social media. Thanks, Meek. Thanks, Meek. Currently serving 137 months sentence in

federal prison. We'll love to work with you on reform. Here's some legislation I've drafted. Your story inspired me to keep fighting. Again, that's Elizabeth Holmes. It sounds like she's just gotten further down like a K-hole.

I thought she was here. It's like the- She's gotten harder in prison. Elizabeth Holmes. It was been in 137 months. 137 months? 137 months sentence in November. I don't know.

That's a long sentence, dog. That's over 10 years. She scammed a lot of people. That's over 11 years. She scammed the wrong people. 11 times 12. I think, I think it's over, yeah. Six people?

It's over 11 years. David. No, there's like a lot of like, yeah, sick people too. You're right. There were actual consequences, not just rich people. Someone responded to Meek on Twitter and said, yo, she definitely belongs behind bars. Like, don't, you know, don't listen to her or some shit like that. Anyway, so Meek says, let me check your story out. And I just, it was just a fun back and forth to me. And honestly, just give me, ever since I followed her, she's just popping up. everywhere i mean it's like i'm not just seeing her tweets i'm seeing her responses to everybody nested underneath and everything i wonder i love it i wonder who's tweeting on her behalf

who's in the the homes group i don't know she said if she wanted to get her blood thing started again she could get it set up in like no time i just feel like i just feel like i would trust other sources from my bloodline the uh you might like this the instacart strangler says i have drafted a that you become my wife I don't think Instacard Strangler Yeah Thanks Instacard Strangler

I'll look into that She had that creepy Relationship with her co-founder Thanks Meek Did you guys ever watch the Hulu series on Elizabeth Holmes? I wish I did, I did not that No, the documentary was all I needed Amanda Saferead was phenomenal in it

She won a Emmy I take that back I did watch that shit Oh that was fun I'm glad it moved you thanks make so they're going to link it hard to say man i don't unless they took it offline i don't he visited her conjugal i don't think they kept communicating she get conjugal visits i'm sure

that's a long sentence like a movie thing right like people actually get conjugal visits right yeah yeah yeah yeah is that how people transfer stuff no like could they put a bottle of perks up your butt while you were doing it? Yeah, that is how they transfer stuck, yeah. Oh. How else do you get, you know, like a file in, you know? Dude, what if, what's like the, what's like the hottest commodity in prison?

I mean, according to movies, it's cell phones and cigarettes. Because that's currency in prison. You can get anything with cigarettes. I'm going to do something a little old school right now. I'm going to Google it. Google it. If it was me, I would request my conjugal visit was just like pepper pot and like jerk chicken. What are you going to do with it?

you're going to play your chalk card it's a con j cole visit play con jay of course is a restaurant here i wasn't for people that plane wasn't going to land from you i'm glad you did it i'm glad you took the sticks the fact that will just didn't acknowledge what i did there's actually devastating to my you had to take sticks and set it down for me you're nice and easy otherwise i would have been just sorry i was reading about that i would put it in the house items in prison all right i was headed for well let me let me let me let me let me run this back okay if it were me and i was in prison my conjugal visit, I would ask for like the Caribbean, like jerk chicken or the pepper pot.

Yo, that's so good. You understand? It's a, Dylan, you understand the joke? Conjigal visit. Conjay, it's a Michelin star restaurant, Austin. Did they get a star? No. All right, I'll fuck off.

How do they not get a star? Why? Probably because they ran out of fucking Redstripe. That's probably why. That is true. What? That happened to be nice. There was a redstrap shortage, dog.

That's a big thing, man. But David, Dave was real upset. You can't, you can't even open the doors there if you don't have red stripe to pair with the jerk chicken. They should have a sign on the doors. Like, by the way, no red striped. What am I supposed to pair that with it? Hase the IPA?

Fuck out of here. I think I got like a Mexican logger or some shit. And I was like, well. Okay. That's funny. It's not that bad. May as well just go piss in a glass and service with you. With jerk chicken and pepper pie?

I still played my chalk card that night. Mm-hmm. The curry dish is probably my favorite. Oh. I call it the. Steve Hold dish. What did you find out, Will? What's up?

On your internet search. Cigarettes are very popular. Cigarettes are very popular. Both because they can just exist and not expire. Smoke them. So you can, even if you don't smoke them, they're still valuable for trading use. They also just said good food from the commissary. Actual cash.

They're always hiding stuff in cakes. you know hygiene and personal care products medications what like there's a cake you bake a cake and oh it's his birthday i brought him this cake and then there's like you know brass knuckles in there so this this says that a 2016 study of male state prison right randy in the united states indicated that top ramen noodles were one of the most valuable prison commodities are they allowed to boil water or do they eat them like my old roommate i don't know i don't know i don't think they can just boil water on their own. Certainly not.

But you know, they make wine in the toilet sometimes. So maybe this is, toilet wine. Maybe this boil the toilet. Toilet ramen. Never think about that? You ever had toilet ramen?

Yeah. Honestly, no, I haven't, man. Hey, Meek Mill had a tweet a couple weeks ago. It said, working on an AI tool that can change the world, LOL. Is he leveraging AI tools? That's so sick. He had me till the LOL.

I was interested in there like that. I was like, Are we serious about this or not? Thanks, Meek. Hey, Elizabeth, I've got this AI thing. I think you might be interested. It's like she just calls him Meek. Thanks, Mr. Mill.

Thanks, Meek. She got progressively slower, like in her speaking pattern. I know. She's awful, but she's great at the same time. It's like had a morphine drip in. I can't get enough Elizabeth Holmes. Why does she dress like Steve Jobs? It's a founder core, dude.

She's a builder. Is that a real thing? Thank? Founder. Probably. Is she a builder or a founder? She's a founder. It seems like no one at that company was a builder. I had too many founders, not enough builders. It's a problem. She just wanted to be Steve Jobs so bad that she just invented a fake blood thing. It was a fake blood thing. She became a billionaire for a minute. I was just reading her bio in Wikipedia, but now she's worth zero dollars. Is that in her bio?

Yeah. She's worth more than that. that yeah she's gonna come out and she's gonna host love island in five years she'd be a terrible love island host i know elizabeth holmes net worth is estimated at zero dollars there's no a significant drop from a peak of 4.5 billion in 2015 as forbes reported that's a serious drop this dramatic decline that's like a thousand percent drop you ever lose 4.5 billion dollars in 10 years that's when you don't come back this dramatic decline was due to the collapse of her blood testing company all right dylan you're you're elizabeth holmes you're out of prison and you are now hosting love island

us a thanks dave so go ahead and thanks dave uh this week we're doing what's it called when they go to the other you're botching the villa come on man this week is casso moore we have we have eight bombshells waiting for you gentlemen there you go and i'll tell you what they're pretty good looking. Yeah, you are on more. That kind of weird. They're pretty good. Did you get some Xanax from the other inmates?

You don't even get a chance to say by to your women here. You got to go now. Is this value? You got to go. You sound like a different human. You got to go right now. Pack your shit. Let's go.

What do I do if he has good banter, but I don't see a long-term future with him? Good banter can be tempting. I understand. But if you don't see potential there, you should move on to the next. Let's go with Mr. Mackey. You should move on to the next one. Elizabeth, should I go to KA tonight or Fidel? Thanks, Dave.

Well, KAA, uh, they promised to much bucks tonight. So you should probably, probably see what's going on at the KA house. Okay. Okay. Thanks, thanks, Dave. Yeah. Yeah, what if we looked at, what if we looked at like? You know, you know, like a snap?

maps I see like where the hot spots are on snapchat is like people do it stuff like what if you just saw a snap map that was just a group of girls just waiting in line outside of the KAA house and Norman they're going to call KA house the litter box someone's got to Photoshop that that's that's that's hysterical it's a fucking litter box god dude uh shout out to Elizabeth Holmes man I enjoy her as a person god not as this not as a founder fuck now like it the fuck now

like it the fuck now you know like you know like Maddox he's gonna go to Costco and get like

a big industrial size listerine for the house yeah you're setting the stage Listerine

right he's doing glycerine from don't tell me the name don't tell me the name of the band

don't tell me don't tell me the name of the band yeah uh kind of guess you got a guess there has to be a guess I can even tell you the lead singer

the name of the band came to come on the band if we do five seconds I know it's not back but I know it's short name like that you're so close same amount of syllables right same first letter and same number of letters Bush let's fucking go what's that guy's name he used to

he used to date um Gavin Ross Taylor Carmen Elektra Gavin Rossdale It wasn't Carmen Elector's... I said, don't tell me. Dylan, it wasn't Carmen Electra. You also said, what's his name? He's Gwen Stefani.

They were married. Dude, I think he had a thing with... Look it up. No, he didn't. That was Dave Navarro. Yeah, he didn't think of Navarro, dude. Dave Navarro. Tommy Lee was Pam.

Y'all can see the fucking gears just turned. You're in the... That was good. You got there. Did you see the gears just doing their fucking thing? Yeah, but you kind of got Mongolia affected there. Mongolia effect. Means you got beefed.

Is that a Mandela effect? And you said Mongolia? You would think that because you've been Mandelaid. Did you mess it up or was you making a different joke? I don't know. I guess we'll never know. There's levels to this. Look it up.

Do they ever have a fling? Like Kanye said. Guess we'll never know. Who? Gavin Rosdale. There's no way he was ever at Carmen Electra. Although, I could see it. I'm probably wrong.

I could see it. No, but he's singing in Navarro. He's a hot guy. He's a good one's clear thinking of Navarro. So he doesn't get a ball know or point if Gavin Rossdale ever went on a date with Carmen Electra. Oh, I bet it didn't. Why are you trying to steal balnower points from me?

Like, if they went to the Billboard Music Awards together once, like, that doesn't really count. What's your problem? Let me have something. I gave you the entire Elizabeth Holmes segment. I didn't even try her voice once. She lost $4.5 billion, and you don't even care. But she's gained a lot of followers on Twitter recently. And a fan in me.

Really? You've liked her for a minute. I mean, she's going to make a lot of money at speaking things and stuff. Like, her net worth is certainly not $0. She said. You could. against potential future earnings here, Dylan. I don't, who's who listen to her speak?

About what? I would, I would absolutely go see. How to lose a lot of money? Yeah. Yeah, there's no, there's nothing I see here about. How to lose $4.25 billion in 10 years? She refuses to dress like anyone other than Steve Jobs. And there's something about it that just matches my freak.

How many on Tilly Norwood? This Tilly Norwood stuff. How many? I'm seeing takes on my timeline about it. See intakes. Tills? What are they? That it's creepy and that you shouldn't do it.

I saw one that said, of course, a bunch of men in Hollywood get the power to create an actor and they create a teenage girl. Whoa, whoa, whoa. How old is Tilly Norwood supposed to be? I don't know. She doesn't look old, though. She doesn't look old. Like if I was on Tinder, I wouldn't swipe on that because I'd be like, you look like my daughter. I don't have a daughter, but it's kind of like a hypothetical situation.

Are you familiar with Tilly's work? I've never seen anything that Tilly's done No Is there a clip we can watch of Tilly acting Tilly's AI folks She's not a real human being What's talks about AI right now Is that even if you do something without AI

And it's good Then people just like assume that you used AI on it Because everyone's so AI coded Remember when Brett changed his profile pick To an AI version of himself And ironically Not as a bit He just did it

He was like I'm gonna be on the front end this wave. Because it was a really hot depiction of him. It wasn't that hot? It was hot. Wasn't he like in front of a volcano or something? Yeah, it looks like he typed in like, do like a Hunger Games movie poster. What was he doing?

I just... No. No. We all knew TV was dead, but thought, why not squeeze in one last development meeting? This is the... Don't show us that shit. This is like... Get that shit out of here.

Who is this guy? So this was the... National Podcasts? It's Todd Cochran. Where is this under Armourke-Polo? Particle 6 is who made this Tilly Norwood. Oh, Particle 6. So this was like a comedy sketch, apparently, and like, this is where she kind of came from.

It wrote the whole script. Claude 3, Gemini, GPT. We called it a writer's room. It even did its own Silver Mouse paperwork and immediately got Albert certified. What's Silver Mouse? Just an elaborate BBC hazing ritual. Who did it cast? Tilly Norwood.

100% AI generated by some company called Particle 6. She can't have better. She'll do anything I say. I'm already in love. Girl Next Door vibes. Like if a Sunday roast went to drama school and got BAFTA optimized. But can she cry on Graham Norton. Of course she can.

And it'll be clipped, subtitled and monetized on TikTok by lunchtime. We're all going to hell. Got recommissioned, didn't it? Three seasons and a podcast by an... So anyways... She's British. This is the future liberals. She's a British, isn't it?

So that's where it comes from. And now everyone is reporting on it, like, how this is terrible. So it's apparently, I guess, this is supposed to be a comedy sketch, but now she actually has her own Instagram and the whole idea of how AI actresses and actors is becoming a real talking point. It's a philosophical question. Who is the AI young lady that you were? Mila Sophia. Mila Sophia.

Yeah. she's been looking good lately she was kind of in your crank corner no was she not she's been looking she released a single and so did you what's this guy doing man yeah she's making music now

is it good is it this one okay yeah see I told you look at her up on stage looking hot play it play it there goes a clip there you go there we go

She's got piped. Jeez. Her legs aren't moving. Yeah, she's not real, David. I know, just the flaw in the AI. She has a 393,000 followers on Instagram. So she's way more popular than Tilly. Yeah, Tilly's only at 42K.

Yeah, but Mill has been doing it for a minute. That is true. You know, she's an OG fake human being. Oh, look, we can go to her Spotify and... Don't... Don't give her... Tilly feels like a uniquely British... name. Yeah, it had to

it was clearly a British company. Look at her, man. The person that creator said that she's perfect. They would rather the people get invested in the story than the actors behind it. She was gaining weight for a little bit. Millow was? Yeah.

If AI makes everything more efficient, it's going to zap us of the laziness that we get to exploit on an everyday basis. And I'm not ready to give up that laziness. She's a crypto girl. Like if you can just do everything with AI, There's no excuse to be lazy anymore. And I like having an excuse to be lazy.

I'm not sure I follow your logic here. Why, because it's like, it's like light and a fire under like real people to like go out and do something. No, no. But like if AI is like in every aspect of our lives, we're all taking care of, like you're not going to have an excuse to put things off. I'm a real lazy head. But you're going to get like universal basic income. Yeah, we're going to have to grind. That's, hey, that's never going to happen.

You sure about that? Yeah, that's never happening. Ooh, flip it up. What about when AI takes... So dismissed. I've never seen Dillard's... 40% of our jerbs. Well, I know the theory of universal basic income,

but I just don't see it actually coming to fruition at any point. But why? Because people who make decisions for us are greedy. Yeah. I want them to put it in our parks. But if they're greedy, I wanted to go to our public parks. than actually paying somebody? Because you don't have to pay, like, benefits to AI.

I know. I'm saying they're going to reap all the benefits of an AI workforce and there can be more broke people walking around. Yeah, but at some point, like, you can't have 50% of the population had their jobs taken. I agree. But, like, is AI really going to be able to impersonate Elizabeth Holmes having an online conversation with Meek-Mil, though?

Think about that, David. That's a great point. Talking about beans and shit. I feel like they might be able to. Yeah. Yeah. Is AI ever going to have Elizabeth Holmes talk about going to the CA House tonight, how it's an especially good night to go to the CA House?

Are they going to call a... There's no better time. Are they going to call the road, like, the street at the K.A. House at Norman, is on like the snail trail. That's pretty good. You should float that out to the Burnerverse, see if they latch onto it. You know, I'm... Like a test balloon?

Yeah. Test balloon. The snail trail. Here's the real benchmark right here. what was it was it Bobby Fisher is he the one that defeated deep blue the chest thing we need to see if Dylan can defeat an AI and golden tea

no ain't no way he's a 33 under recently yeah he's a real golden tier regular old devil went down to Georgia let's see if you can do it can you beat the AI John Henry Dylan versus machine I feel like the machine would be perfect at golden tea well that's what they thought about John Henry and his in the railroad building machine

but be a steel driving bastard Yeah Be a hero to us He was a real son of a bitch You know, I welcome the opportunity You understand Yeah, we could probably make that happen I don't know

I don't know man Press the AI guy Will, where can we follow you I wasn't expecting that I don't know You know You know No

Lately I've been hanging out Philly. With Meek? No. I actually have a friend there who's a chicken man. And they blew up his place last night. And so, unfortunately, I don't really know where you can find me. I'm going to have to figure that out as the day goes on.

His house, too? Mm-hmm. Fuck. Mm-hmm. It was weird. Down on the boardwalk, they were just looking for a fight. There's too much fighting. I know.

It's disgusting. so you're not on social media anymore no i've i've gotten off of it um you're just taking a break taking a little old break not a big social media guy these days yeah um i think short form videos rotting the brains of our youth you should turn scaries over to elizabeth holmes for a week that'd be fine i'd be fine with that i'd be fine with that i love what you're doing i love what you're doing i think i've got a few sunday confessions That's good. Can I do a segment called Sunday smoothies?

You know, you know, I liked my smoothies. Oh, yeah. Because I'm Elizabeth home. Those green juices that she had. Oh, she loved that. Can you imagine her dumps every morning? With her nasty ass. I don't drink green juice because I know that it's a ticking time bomb.

Just mega dumps? I don't know. Just straight up Mondos. Can I ask a dumb political question? Yeah, probably. Why should the common man care about the national debt? okay Ken Bone

It's such a big number that I don't think I can handle it I don't know I feel like someone's got to take the fall for that and it's not going to be me so like do I need to Can I just chill? A lot of it has to do with like China

hunting a lot of our China seems chill debt and then also like social security tangentially related Forget about social security Yeah Should have

We should have listened Al Gore when he wanted to put it into a lockbox. When I hear people throwing out numbers with the word trillion in them, I'm like, man, so it's kind of out of control. I don't really need to worry about it. It's like when Dylan says, no, dude, that star is not a billion, like, years away. It's a trillion. Yeah.

I'm like, it doesn't matter. They're both like real fault. I can't fathom it. Both unreachable. Yeah, like you get to a point. I thought we had a space bar today. No. No, I was joking.

I'm just joking. He was joking. There's not a space bar. you understand i'm wearing a space shirt though yeah we know real back watch 20 and will make your big announcement um will's committing to doing the show every wednesday will wednesday i don't know you know i like my work from home wednesdays oh got the kids at school you got the dog gone where's the dog how she doing how's the tummy she goes on she goes on a little park adventure every uh wednesday and friday is that where emily takes her dog

Yeah. Oh, that place looks tight. Yeah. How's the tummy? What's up with that tom-tum? Rosie was a little tired last night when she was going to bed because she was up all night the night before. The rug's clean now.

I think you guys can put two and two together. It's real time. There he is. He's not always on time. Rosie's crushing. I think she, I don't know. I think she might have gotten into some garbage or something. Sally made a pretty spicy curry the night before Rosie got sick.

I'm wondering if she looked up some of that curry. Ooh. Hey. Hey. Okay. No one gets what you're talking about. Incredibly dumb podcast. This has been the most subdued.

She called it the Steve Holt Curry. This is kind of a funny pod. I think we did here. Subdued yet funny. That's my take. Dill would feel different than the two-tone hat. How would you describe this pod? I thought it was gas, dude.

I don't think this has been this off the rails since the Barrett and Ross episode. Barrett just did the pod. Me and Ross just sat here. I thought the boys were absolutely cooking. It was a good pot. It's nice. Yeah. I've only been hung over for retail therapy recordings like a couple times, but it's kind

of nice because Barrett can just start going. He came in and it was like he had an agenda and it was to just alpha the pod and he knocked it out of the park. He was a great part of his alpha mode. I feel like his T's going up since having a kid. It's his. Yeah. Time to climb out of this bag I've been in all episode.

Dylan. It's what is, look at I'm doing. It's his penis. His dad dick. It's his dad dick. He has a kid, no, dad dick. That'd be a good call on him. His father cock.

Be a good call on my dude. Father cock. Yeah. It's father times cousin. Come on, I hate the C-word, man. Do you hate to see what like me? No, I don't really care. Father Cock was, he was kicked out of seminary.

It's like, it's, it's, it's, I know you're on the up and up. It's bad optic. It's the brother of the P word. Yeah, I just, you know, you know me. What, his sister was a nun. What was her name? I've never seen I've never seen

I've never seen his I've never seen him laugh this hard he couldn't get Sister P out of his mouth oh no she's a nun she doesn't do that I'm not at the KAA house that's just a tough last name

dude the snail trail has legs you need to get it out no that's the thing it doesn't you hear this guy man it's not a mammal that's why we pay him the big bucks watch out dude i forgot i did bring my laptop he's yeah he's a laptop guy i need to clean this thing it's got little smudges all over it yeah looking like fucking cap alpha house norman like the front sidewalk yeah they better lay down some plastic they got the tarp dude get the tarps out we're We're having a mixer at the house. Yeah, we're having this mixer. We're doing a little pregame.

It's called tarps off. Tarps out. The whole thing, dude, there's not even a theme. It's just come over. We're going to do the thing. Oh, man. Terps and sluts party. That got banned at Maryland.

Terps. Terps and sluts. That's good. Terps and sluts, yeah. We got to clean the. floor man we need some turpentine it's good and it's just too blood just named turpentine yeah dude time's fucking cool talking time i i hate hazing him dude his dad his dad actually kind of raised me really yeah my dad disappeared for a couple years turns out he was in a white color prison dude i think

he's kind of a bitch and tyne was his dad mr tine was there for me he spent a lot of time with my mom yeah dude they had like a golf simulator in his prison so it wasn't even that bad that was legit dude they let him tweet In Tarp, yeah, you know, Tarp's kind of like quiet and though, but when you get like, you know, just one-on-one with him, dude, he's fucking hilarious. Tartb's a squid, dude, told Chuck back.

I fucking hate that kid. You fucking, I'm telling you, man, you just got to get to know him. He's a fucking hilarious. He got a bid because his dad's the biggest bankruptcy attorney in Oklahoma. I want to make him have alcohol poisoning at the party on Friday. Jesus, yeah.

We'll pump his stomach. It'll be all right the next day. Oh, dude. He just does ketamine. I'm going to make him get locked jaw. He's, dude, the kid's a builder in training. We're grooming him to be a builder. This is stupid

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