Circling Back - Office Cigs, Airplane Bathrooms, and Red Golf Shirts

Episode Date: February 14, 2024

Looking at Tiger's new clothing line with a critical eye, a woman who was kicked off a flight for over-using the bathroom, Brett ordering dirty chai lattes at business meetings, Dave outlines the most absurd plot points in his Yellowstone journey, This Weekend in Fun, and more. Donate to our fundraiser for the next meet-up: www.fundly.com/circling-back-meet-up Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (9:25) Will Has A Major Announcement (16:00) Sun Day Red… Underwhelming??? (25:54) Women kicked off flight for using bathroom too much (38:00) Brett’s Dirty Chai Latte vs. Cigs Inside (48:00) Dave’s Yellowstone Update (59:00) One Last Thing On Phoenix Open (1:06:22) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Groove Life: www.groovelife.com/steam (20% off everything!) Indochino: www.indochino.com (STEAM for 10% off purchase of $399 or more) Stamps: www.stamps.com/circlingback (4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale with code CIRCLINGBACK) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the washed media headquarters in austin texas my name isries. To my left, David Ruff. Happy Valentine's Day to all the listeners out there. Real quick, I wrote a little something for y'all. Been working on it for a couple weeks, if you will allow me. Roses are red. Backers are neat. Happy Valentine's Day.

Send Dylan pics of your feet. Thank y'all for supporting Washed Media. Are you a foot guy? That stinks, baby. You a foot guy? No. Why? I think feet generally are pretty gross. Every now and then there's a good looking woman. Oh yeah, I'll fuck with that, but I'm not typically

into feet. No. They're kind of gross, man. Noted. Do you want me to change the poem i i'll i'll i used to be like i used to not even be able to touch a foot i'll touch a foot now a lady's foot you could get a foot long for five dollars back in the day now itared yeah not a good dude turns out no the fuck i think you need to make an official statement separating yourself from jared they left me off the schedule i'm not i don't do pr for them anymore see i'd be more convinced if you said you quit that's a great the fact that they forced you out. What was the PGP term?

Passive quitting or silent quitting? What is it? Silent quitting? Silent quitting was definitely a thing. I'd probably silent quit, meaning I started drinking on the job. It was quiet quitting. Skateboarding to work. Quiet quitting.

Quiet quitting. I quietly quit as my buddies and I drank Coronas in the meat freezer. It's an alliteration play. Qua. Qua. Qua. Dylan Chivary. Hey, happy Valentine's Day to everyone out there, people in relationships and those that aren't, too.

They deserve love, too, Dave, you know? I'm so anti-Valentine's Day. I hate it so much. I fucking hate this holiday. I hate it. It's so pointless. Valentine's Day is not for married people. It puts pressure on people.

It's for young people who are either single and dating or just people who need something to cling on to. It's for people in new relationships only. Yeah. If you're single, it's not for you. If you're in a, like you said, if you're married, it's not for you either. This might not be fair, but we got married pretty much a week after Valentine's Day, and it's made me dislike Valentine's Day even more. It's like, no, I'm not doing this. You know what pisses me off? Not only have I never been invited to a Friendsgiving, I've never once been invited to a Galentine's Day. Oh, man.

There's no male equivalent to Galentine's Day. I was talking about this with Randy, and it's kind of frustrating to me. Galentine's Day is a thing. Sally actually canceled on her Galentine's Day dinner this year because she was not feeling well. But if I told her, hey, I'm going to Kelly's with the boys for Guyentine's Day, I just don't know if I'm getting full clearance to just go out all night.

Yeah, what's up with that? It'd be like, why do you need to go to Kelly's on a Tuesday night for Guyentine's Day? She sees my calendar. She's like, what's a Dickentine's Day? My gosh, it's me and the boys just going out We're going on D&B Dickentines day dick. It's a it's a work in progress. Yeah, you need a rebrand that I think okay Give me a better one I come home shopping with my pants sopping wet and I'm probably gonna get talked to about how I went out for guy in time

What's the deal babe? Trust me. These pants are wet for a perfectly good reason. Yeah, it's just beer She's gonna be like what's all that white powder all around your nose? I'm like, we got some Wiesencocks because this is an important holiday to us. So we ordered some in from Germany. I'm not going to steam on it, but that's my official take. Hey, 10 years ago, Mike Posner wrote, I took a pill and a visa. I read the tweet right upon waking up this morning. He's happy to report that none of the lyrics are true anymore.

Yeah. That's cool. That's your feel-good story of the day, David. Yeah. Those lyrics are false. Gave up the drugs, man. I don't do drugs anymore. So they don't apply today, but that is based on a true story?

I don't know if he actually took a pill with Avicii. He did it to prove something to Avicii. Rest in peace. But he was a drug user, David. So now he's sober. He no longer is. Right.

So that's good. Is he anti-drugs or is he just like, no, I don't need him anymore? I don't get the feeling that he's like anti-drugs. I think he's just like, hey, it's not for me.

Honestly, I get mushroom vibes from him these days. I think he's in like crazy good shape. He like walked, he walked across the United States or something.

Yeah. Some shit like that. I actually think, Randy. What? are you anti mike posner i have no clue i don't know they don't look at me if for like you know okay i actually i actually enjoyed some of his music for a period of time that song still goes yeah like posner had it he had some he had some good stuff yeah anyway man i'm very happy to be here right in the heart of content week it's been good so far oh dave that's cute man happy valentine's day hey back at you bud we'd be my valentine officially oh i don't know okay I've got a family with a dog, and I've decided to be the guy who gets a card and writes from the dog and gives it to my wife. And it's cute.

It's almost like the dog gave her the card. But to be clear, the dog didn't actually get the card. No. It was from you. It's from me. Does she know that? I did put ink on his paw and stamped it on there. No, you didn't. No, I didn't. No, you didn't. It's from me. Does she know that? I did put ink on his paw and stamped it on there. No, you didn't.

No, I didn't. No, you didn't. You got white carpet. There's no way you're putting ink on your dog's paw, player. There's just ink everywhere. That would be so annoying. I just poisoned my dog for the sake of the bit. Have you all seen?

So we've recently had to start washing Rosie's paws every time she comes in from being outside because we have a yard now. You're a backyard guy now. It's a front yard. You're a front yard guy now outside because we have a yard now. You're a backyard guy now. It's a front yard. You're a front yard guy now. And like we have this contraption. Have you guys seen the dog washing things for their paws? No.

It's like this big. And inside it has like a rubber thing with a bunch of pointy things that come off of it that scrub the foot. Like a golf cleat thing. It looks like the Dune 2 popcorn pocket. A little bit. I'm so sick of using this thing. I've only been using it for like a month. Does it work? Yeah, it works really well. I just am so over it. Is it easier than having a towel that you have to just rub them down on? It's far more efficient, but it doesn't

remove the towel from the equation because your dog's foot is then wet. And so then have to towel it off anyway if you trained her to use it herself or do you have to guide her over there and stick a little pause in there no i haven't trained her yet it'd probably be a good idea to get her trained to do that he's sick she doesn't have opposable thumbs which i know you're big on little paw pads palms are i mean thumbs are so important i don't even get it. Didn't we have a conversation where opposable thumbs were really the crux of the argument there? It was Dylan fighting a said animal. Or any number of animals. I can't talk today.

Can you do me a favor? Can you bite my jugular right now with your mouth and let's see if it works? I could, but it would be easier if I just got my big old paws around your neck and just strangled the life out of you. I don't want to do that. Like Jacob Elordi did to that podcast producer? Yes. Oh, yeah.

Choke me out, Taddy. Oh, no, Jacob Elordi. Why do you punch down now? What do you mean? You've really been going after coyotes, and I feel like, yeah, no one's – Please don't say it like that. No one's really worried about – well, coyotes, they do present a danger, mainly to house pets and if they're rabid. Yeah yeah they're coyotes not trying to give you the smoke surprisingly small

member of the canine family yeah they're not big they're typically like little mangy little fox they're yeah they're kind of gangly they're like uh what like 40 pounds 40 pounds i think would be on the big end that's light work that's all i'm saying yeah because there was the one who attacked the football player in vegas remember we never got a follow and i was like we can't talk about that what happens there oh yeah sorry but like for a you know for an athlete it's like that's nothing it's like you just you've got nothing it's a lose lose for that athlete because like he if he punts that thing and destroys it, it's like, yeah, that's what you should have done. But while doing it, if he gets bit and gets rabies,

then he's going to have to be put down. The football player or the coyote? Both. I don't think you just put a human down if it gets... Although it does have a near-reveal. Taylor Swift was going to kill Travis Kelsey if he didn't win the Super Bowl. It does have a near 100% death rate

if you get rabies you gotta kill the entire herd near 100% well did we read that lady's post on Reddit about how she thought she might have rabies no this lady posted something on Reddit and it was like she was describing her symptoms and all these people were like I can't tell if you're joking or not

but please go get checked out I think you have rabies yeah this is not something you go to Reddit about you go to the hospital about it it was not good All these people were like, I can't tell if you're joking or not, but please go get checked out. I think you have rabies. Yeah. This is not something you go to Reddit about. You go to the hospital about it. It was not good. Not good. Rabies is not a good situation. Can I make a major announcement?

Yeah. I've not briefed you guys on this, and I apologize for that. I'm not trying to cuck the show. I'm not trying to make it all about me. But I thought it was time, and I didn't want to do this on Twitter. I didn't want to do this the show. I'm not trying to make it all about me, but I thought it was time and I didn't want to do this on Twitter. I didn't want to do this on Instagram. I thought doing it on circling back was probably the move today would be day 10 of me tweeting at Miller, uh, Miller light in order to get vortex bottles. And I'm not tapping out. I'm not tapping out, but I'm done. I'm done. I'm quitting.

It's a lot of free pub for a company who's giving me absolutely nothing back. The Miller Lite Twitter account just simply isn't tweeting. They're not doing anything. They're ignoring all these impressions that I'm just feeding their way every single day. A noted backer reached out and pointed out that last april fool's day they tweeted that they were going to bring back vortex bottles and it's simply not funny it's not it's just not it's not funny it's it's inappropriate um it's really kind of just making your audience look like idiots and i don't like feeling like that i guess we'll just keep drinking um at a normal pace out of bottles yeah i i will resume if i'm drinking a long neck it's not gonna be

miller light right now probably gonna go pacifico probably gonna go modelo probably gonna go south of the border and so i'm just done i'm over it i'm not gonna give them free pub anymore miller light if you want to come my way and you want to grovel. My way? My way or the highway. Give us a taste, Dave. You can do Sinatra. You can do Usher. I did it Will's way. That's good, dude.

What if Will's not tapping out? He's tapping the Rockies. Coors Light. Okay. Just saying. What if we just start tweeting with hashtag Miller Lite partner and just act like we're on payroll until they just send us a check? I don't know if that's how it works. We just bill them?

They're just like, oh, I guess. We've given you all this. I don't remember this. Check out the impressions. I might have Brett go through the impressions on my tweets and bill them, actually. What if we just sent random invoices to companies like that? Maybe one will hit. You never know.

Did you ever hear about somebody sending birthday or graduation announcements to really affluent neighborhoods? Yes. And hopefully you get some old fuck who doesn't care. It's really funny. He's like, oh, fuck. It's probably like a fun baby's fun grandson or whatever. So he sends a check. I don't remember this Dave guy, but I guess I'll...

Here's $1,000. That was a thing? Yeah. Were people getting caught just trying to get the bag from money bags? Or wedding invitations. My scummy neighborhood, yeah. Wedding invitations, too. Oh, that's good.

Yeah. That's good. Like, who fucks this guy? Here, just give him something. Yeah, just give him $100. Here's a link to the registry. Jerry Jones shows up at your wedding. What if all these people show up and you have to do a bunch of

expensive plated dinners for them? Why are y'all here? Got to do some random dude named Gary sitting at table 22. Why is Mark Cuban at my wedding? I don't even know him. I'd be kind of sick if you invited Mark Cuban and he did show up.

Yeah. But yeah, not serving Miller Lite at any weddings anytime soon. Fuck that. Well, I'll boycott. Yep. Yeah, maybe this is our Bud Light moment. Here's the thing.

I love Miller Lite. I love the taste of it. It's triple hops brewed, which I think is really unique. Not a lot of beers are brewing their hops triple hops. I think it's a cool idea. I like that they're innovative. I like that they did the pop top can. I like it all.

Did they do the wide mouth can as well uh they might have they might have no i think i feel like that was cooler slide maybe love me a wide mouth i actually did i actually did like the wide mouth i was a fan of that yeah i don't remember what it was but i can i can almost feel how good that felt right now all those gimmicks have gone away man yeah it's kind of sad across the board is. Is it because, like, has, like, has some power that, that be, has that,

they've told them, like, hey, you can't do gimmicks for drinking faster. You can't promote, you know, quick drinking, guys. Chill out. Dude, check out this sick New York Times article

from 1997. Dude, public eye, wide mouth design, less glug in beer, more chug in Mountain Dew. You have my attention. On a Mountain Dew? Less glug. I actually want more glug in beer, more chug in Mountain Dew. You have my attention. On a Mountain Dew? Less glug. I actually want more glug in my beer. Bring on the glug.

Okay. Give me your best glug. Glug. Give me your glug. Yesterday beyond the paywall, we did Touching Based. Dylan discussed the Rainy ripper,

AKA the Austin serial killer. Dave hit us with that. Billy, the kid. Yeah. And I did a little UK Roswell action. I've got no problem saying that was one of our best touching based. Pretty good.

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Hey, speaking of clothing, Tiger Woods, you guys familiar with him? Yep. He recently announced, I think this was probably a Monday news dump, right? He's got his own clothing line now sun day red question as dave would like to say why two words sunday what's the meaning behind that i don't know did someone already have the the trademark to sunday red so he just was like all right i guess we'll just put a little space in here they just try to make it a little different i don't know a little diffy i don't know put a little space in here they just try to make it a little different i don't know a little diffy i don't know dave you got any anything on that i can give you some intel on the logo

there's 15 stripes you know why that number is significant i'll give you a guess 15 majors perhaps but when he wins the masters this year do you have to add another one he's not doing that shut the fuck up dude why don't you believe why don't you believe he's playing this week is jack nicholas gonna make his new logo instead of being a golden bear he's just gonna do like 18 golden bears here's the thing about difficult that's busy it's a busy logo here's the thing about tiger woods and apparel for me uh he historically he's been one of the worst dressed um professional athletes um in existence the fuck he dresses like the sunday red is the most iconic

outfit the sunday polo yes it is an iconic if you want to have this discussion regarding his off course fits i'm okay with that that's what i'm referring to he's always looked really good and put together for me lately he's doing the mock turtles and they're so bad they're tight they're tight fittings i like he's yoked up i like him 46 dude they show off your tits think about charlie strong dude he dresses like like booty cheeks no i like i like it he also he also does something and gets something that a lot of people don't get rory gets it um they get that like custom nike cashmere shit not anymore i guess because you know sunday red i don't hate the shoes that i'm seeing right now here's the thing don't hate them i like the logo but i will pile on and be one of the people that says that this is a completely underwhelming line of clothing

right now i borderline don't like anything from it. Yeah. I wish you'd, I wish you would have linked up with like a, um, upstart clothing line, like, uh, okay. Malbon's been in the news a lot, not a lot, but they've got Jason day. They do some cool stuff. They do some like they take risks. I don't like a lot of their stuff, but they do make some dope stuff. I would have liked to have seen a little bit more of a fun cartoony tiger situation instead of the vertebrae tiger. It just doesn't look like they tried. The collar on this polo, it ain't it. You think it's too tiny? It's a little guy.

And it does the dress shirt thing where it like crops the collar up top. You don't like going top deck? I'm not a top deck guy. I don't mind when people do a top deck. The collar just kind of stinks. It's a little guy. It's not going to cover your neck if it's really sunny out and you don't have enough sunscreen and you want to flip that collar up

and get some coverage. That's for sure. Or you just showed up to the bar or to the course after leaving the bars with your collar popped because you were in a frat in 2004. People wore a popping collar then. I can approve that. I've got photos.

That was bottom tier shit though. Yeah. This stuff is just unremarkable. It doesn't look like they put any effort into actually doing this. A red shirt is the biggest layup in the history of layups for this, which is fine. He had to do Sunday red, but like they didn't do anything cool to the shirt. Like they put instead of like center logos are very hot right now. You know what I'm talking about? Small logo in the center of like the shirt. That's fine.

But like when it comes to tiger, I don't really want him following trends. I kind of just want like some really well-made classic things that make me feel good. What's the price point on this stuff? I haven't even like thought about it. Can you get a really ugly mock turtle on the Tiger line? See, that's the thing. How are you going to be wearing mock turtles for the last three years and then not give us a mock turtle? I do kind of like this cream coat, the one on the right there.

That one's not bad. Yeah, but you could get this like anywhere i know like there's nothing proprietary about this kind of stuff and i don't get it because tiger should have a team in place that should be able to knock this out of the park like if they made dope clothing every single person that we know that plays golf would have been like all right no this this stuff is pretty sick i'm gonna get some but like i look at every single thing on this and i'm like i'm not gonna wear a sunday red hoodie you rarely get a cool billionaire i just want to point that out because i believe he's there right if he's not there he's on the

cusp i don't know what his portfolio is looking like but you're not really getting you know it doesn't give cool you know 1.1 billion let's, baby. Let's go. 1.1 billion. And for the record, the name, the sun alone, is an ode to the weather golfers hope for. That's so bad. Day alone, because golf is played on any day of the week. No way that's the actual meaning behind it. I'm reading a quote from TaylorMade CEO David Abellas. That stinks. By the way, it's available May 1st for purchase. No prices listed

on the website yet. I have fears that it's going to be outrageously expensive. I feel like these polos are going to be $128 a piece. I feel like unless they add other stuff to the rotation here, I just am going to be very sad that this wasn't that cool. Like I do think, I do think the logo is cool. I do enjoy that, but you can't put out this unremarkable line. If you're Tiger Woods, would you want to be the first dude in the group text to own it? No.

So I was already, I was trying to think about that. If you're the guy that shows up May 2nd with a bunch of Sunday red on, is it like, okay, okay. Tone it down. It's it.

It'd be a good bit. I'm on this golf digest i why no no golf digest i cannot speak to the golf digest website and i'm being served roback ads on the very same page well and that's where my eyes are drawn to yeah backer 20 by the way for 20 off like roback knocks him out of the park here sorry sorry bud uh okay i like that dylan can't speak without christopher walken trying to take over yeah yeah did we give christopher walken enough play on uh the podcast the other day it's a good commercial i think so i don't know if we did i've been slow to let my my walk and lately. I don't have any confidence in it anymore. That's why it's so good. You just let it fly.

You don't try too hard. Golf Digest website. Backward 20. Okay. Wait, hold on. I'm confused. You can use that code on Golf Digest? No, I'm being served ads right here on the website.

It almost sounds like Christopher Walken with a small head injury. You've started doing Putin. Every accent you do just kind of evolves to Putin and then right in the middle of it. Yeah, inside every man there's two wolves. Inside me there's the Dave Wolf and the Putin Wolf. So you're Dave and Putin. Yeah, it's not wolves inside me there's the dave wolf and the putin wolf or maybe it's dave and putin yeah it's not great i'd be the merchant of death you're christopher walken and dylan who am i who's my other wolf aziz oh yeah what man yeah i'm not in i'm not in yet

you're holding out you want to see it you want to see it in person on the course and then get a vibe you can't even be the guy like you can't even buy the red pole he had to release a red polo you can't be the guy wearing a red polo that's tigers on the course you can't fire a 98 in a red polo if i see my boy walk out there in black pants in a red polo i'm like what are you doing stop yeah go home you can't you're trying way too hard if you can wear this on fourth of july and that's it because otherwise everyone's gonna be like why is he trying to dress like tiger on sunday this dude is a he's a 12 and a half handicap and i haven't seen him get off the t in months he kind of has

really discussing me right now no we're discussing me he kind of has taken the red polo and made it completely his own to the point where no one can it and do it. It's unwearable. Yeah, it is unwearable. I don't really want to wear it. No, he haven't. Pat tried to do it. Oh, yeah. He did, didn't he? Yeah.

What an idiot. Patrick Reed. You can't be the least likable guy on tour and then try to wear the tiger red. Honestly, kind of a good bit, though. I'm going to try it. I get doing it as a tribute to the guy that you looked up to your entire life. But at the same time, when that, when everyone fucking hates you, no one cares who you looked up to because you didn't model yourself.

You didn't model anything you do after that. You cheated at Georgia state, my guy. That dude's such a boner. If you're going to cheat, do it at like an SEC school. You went to, did you go to Georgia? You started at Georgia, right? Yeah. Was it Augusta state or something?

Yeah. Yeah. If you're going to be cheating, like at least like get something out of it. And that's one thing Tiger doesn't stand for, cheating. Yeah, he hates cheating. Over and over. That's good. Many, many times over.

That's good. Oh. Still go. I'm going to go out on a limb here. I'm going to stick with my rollback for the time being. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't see that changing anytime soon.

I see Sunday Red with two words like that, and it makes me think of the Friday night from I Think You Should Leave. You know what I mean? Sunday Red. Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah. Now you've ruined the brand name for me. Oh, man. a good skit um can we take a little trip

yeah where we going well if you're this lady you're going nowhere oh no a traumatized traveler is railing against Canadian carrier WestJet after she was booted from one of their flights for excessive bathroom use before takeoff. Author Joanna Chu took to Twitter to outline the incident last Friday. But many responded saying the airline's flight attendants were correct to eject her. She said, I just got kicked off a WestJet flight from Mexico because I had an upset stomach and was going to the washroom too much before takeoff. No promise of a hotel or rebooked flight.

I have meds and was on the mend. If you're sick on a flight, hold it in, she said. But instead, they kicked her off. Was it causing them a delay? Like they can't take off while this woman's in the restroom? Or was she just... Because this seems pretty unfair to her but i don't know the exact circumstances of the situation is this a mondo play is it seems like a uh a ria play ready it's ria time yeah she had ria you guys ever had diarrhea on a plane before? That sounds miserable. No, thankfully. I don't think I have.

I'm going to do something that I'm not happy about doing. Randy gets it all the time. Randy, have you? No, I don't get it all the time, but no. But I always do the aisle seat on a flight back if I'm going to be at a wedding drink or something, just in case. Smart. Because you never know. It could be real time. So when we were flying to Italy last year for a wedding,

we got on our flight and because it was an overnight flight, they served dinner. Nice touch. Love that. And I ordered the vegetarian ravioli. Unfortunately, they were out of the vegetarian ravioli. They approached my seat and said, sir, we have one person here who's a vegetarian. They didn't choose a thing. We saw that you chose a vegetarian ravioli. Is

there any way that you would want the short rib instead? And I said, you know what? Sure. I'm on vacation. Let's live a little bit. I ate the short rib, went to sleep, slept for about six hours. Then our flight was about an hour away from London. And I woke up and I woke up to probably one of the worst stomach aches I've ever had. It was one of those ones that just makes you want to lay in bed with like in a ball with your hands around your stomach, just going, Oh dude, when that wakes you up, when the tum tum wakes you up, it's serious. So I didn't know what to do, Dave. I didn't know what to do. And so I walked to the bathroom and suddenly it's one of the biggest ejections I've ever had. And I can tell that it's going nowhere fast.

It's really not good. I can feel the plane. You know when you can feel the plane start descending? Oh, yeah. I'm in the bathroom and I can feel it start descending. And I'm like, had I gone to the bathroom, had I woken up 10 minutes later, they might have to. We're talking dirty drawer situation. They might have to we're talking dirty drawers situation they might have to bleach this whole plane by the time i'm done with it it was the worst feeling in the world

and it ended up lasting for like another 24 hours ruined our first day on vacation my first day on vacation i guess and like i don't know i don't i feel bad for this woman what are you supposed to do in this situation it's either poop poop yourself, miss your flight completely, or get kicked off the plane publicly. But one thing I do know about this is that if I was removed from a plane because I was pooping too much, there's absolutely no way that I'm tweeting through it. Just can't go to the theater with that intel. You can't. That is something I'm taking to the grave because I don't want anyone to know that I was so poopy that I had to get removed from a plane. Like it's just simply not something that I'm willing to do.

Oh, my God. The still image because she recorded part of the encounter with some official afterward. This dude looks so over it. Look at this dude. He's just like, oh, God damn it. They even put a picture. It looks like a professional shot, like headshot of her, like up on the site.

Like this is the woman who had the runs on the plane. Well, she's an author. It's really embarrassing. She's an author. And so like people will be Googling her to find out about her work and stuff like that. And one of the first things that's going to come up is a New York Post article about how you pooped yourself. Not smart. I know there's no such thing as bad publicity, but this kind of is bad publicity.

smart. I know there's no such thing as bad publicity, but this kind of is bad publicity. This says many Twitter users were less sympathetic to the writer's plight, saying WestJet employees were acting responsibly by ejecting her from the plane. Quote, you are wrong for this. Many stomach bugs are extremely contagious. An entire flight could be taken down by one selfish person, one chided. I didn't consider that part of it, the contagious. You know, like a lot of things are contagious. If you think about how many people probably flew with COVID during a time where COVID was extremely contagious and running rampant. Like, just let this lady put a mask on and don't let's not publicly shame her for having diarrhea. They should have a special little penalty box for people with the.

Yeah. Why not? They have a little thing. You go to our pediatrician. They have like the penalty box for the sick kids in the waiting room. And it's like, damn, these kids are just like,'re down bad two minutes ria pooping i'd assume it'd be a stall yeah you gotta put a toilet in the box yeah there's just hay all over the floor i do feel for this woman but maybe don Yeah. Maybe you don't take it public.

I hope she feels bad. Boy, that's a long flight. Vancouver to Mexico. Well, she didn't even get to experience it, David. You out. What are you guys most likely to get kicked off a flight for? I'm an excellent flight traveler. Excellent. I keep to myself, man. I don't get up. I'm an excellent flight traveler. Excellent.

I keep to myself, man. I don't get up. I'm great. Very pleasant. So you're probably not a candidate for getting ejected in the bathroom? I mean, I could get a stomach bug while I'm mid-flight. That's possible. Okay.

Yeah. Then there's nothing. What are you going to do at that point? You got to go to the bathroom i can see you get kicked off for fighting someone yeah you got i don't fight yeah i've been in one fight my whole life i didn't even start it oh you're the fighter here no i'm not what instinct kicks in if you're on the plane is it your fight or flight you guys can check me out the funny bone in denver i got doing three nights there next week some tickets still available you're gonna miss work yeah it's on my calendar check it out okay the funny ball in denver it's a good spot it's a good spot dude that's where a lot of guys

got their start it's a good club dude i saw aziz there in 2006 gotta pay your dues bro what yeah that's the hardest part about being a comic man being on the road yeah yeah you ever bomb a set everybody bombs dude you learn part of it man you learn from it dude it is part of it no i would probably get kicked off for uh trying to sing the song i just won a gram Grammy for in front of the entire plane. That lady was insufferable. Did you see Travis Kelsey's mom flew Southwest back home after the Super Bowl? Really? Yeah.

They announced – I hate when flight attendants do this shit. I hate when they're like, we're going to make a quick announcement here. We have an MVP on the flight today. We have a most valuable parent. Mama Kelsey is on the flight and she's like waving to everybody and stuff like that. A bunch of people are like, why couldn't Taylor and Travis put her on a private jet home? And it's like, okay, hold on. Hold on here. Didn't we just roast Taylor Swift for taking private jets? And now you're bitching that Mama Kelsey is not on a private jet it's a fair point i love i love how blue collar mama kelsey is i must have missed the part where she

played in the in the game i was looking i didn't see her show up in the box score i mean hold on hold on she didn't get any snaps man do you like it when flight attendants do bits over the intercom i hate it dude i hate it they rarely land as well as they need to like every now and then you'll get like an actually funny person it's like okay yeah that was weird when it's actually funny it is refreshing but 95 of the time it's like when the captain's like we'll be landing in uh you know denver in two hours and you're flying to like albuquerque you're like wait a minute like he's like haha just kidding we're actually going albuquerirk see the thing is like kirk like i saw i saw a video recently of two dudes fighting on the way to hawaii for something just looked like two bros who were probably going to golf and just get hammered on the beach

and like i don't even think i'd realize that that was going on on a flight because i just put noise canceling headphones on and completely zone out the entire time i wouldn't even i wouldn't be a good air marshal is what i'm saying that's got to be the most boring job there is they're not on every flight right i don't know you just fly around and like nothing ever happens you know sounds kind of sick no it doesn't being on an airplane for hours is not fun but you get to like maybe go hang out i have thought that like if i had to start over, I don't think I'd hate being a flight attendant. The benefits of that job are great. Great bennies.

Great bennies. And they feed into things that I like to do. Goated bennies. Like travel. Yeah. Like, and? You know, like your shifts kind of stink a little bit. But like at the same time, it's different every day.

All the pretzels you can handle. Oh, I'd be drinking so many small little Cokes with ice in it. Ginger ales. Oh, yeah, dude. If your tum-tum's acting up. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Dude, I've heard from pilot friends.

I've got a lot of pilot listeners. Pilots and the flight attendants, they party. There's some partying. They all stay at the same hotel, right? A lot of that going on. Just whatever. They crash sales conferences in every hotel they go in?

Yep. Just like us before the... How's that script coming, by the way? Let's not talk about it. We're in talks with Miramax. Really? That's huge. That's who Brett was getting

chai lattes with. We should probably talk about that at some point too did we not brett doesn't drink coffee so when brett brett is our biz dev guy so he will occasionally go to get coffee with somebody networking and i was like hey what do you do when you go to these like Like, what are you ordering? And he gets chai latte? Should we implement a mandate that he can't get a chai latte anymore for business meetings? No, I like it. Chai lattes are good. Like, we're going to give you our business, but what, no coffee?

What if they don't have chai latte? What's his backup plan here? He better not be going water. You got to order something. He orders a cappuccino. He just lets it sit in front of him. Can we bring him in here real quick? Can you grab him? I do want to have a conversation with him.

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You're not. We've brought you in here, Brett, to talk some DCO stuff with you. We're talking your caffeine intake. to talk some DCO stuff with you. We're talking your caffeine intake. I feel like I keep it pretty in line right now. It's one Celsius per day, maybe two if I'm feeling crazy. That's not what we're talking about.

What if Celsius isn't an option? What if you've set like a coffee meeting with a... What if you're in a coffee shop? Ooh, depending on the mood, I go just straight black or do you no you don't oh i go i go dirty chai or just just black okay because we were trying to talk yesterday we weren't sure if we want our biz dev guy just ordering dirty chai's all the time what's wrong with dirty we almost need you sipping that midnight oil what the fuck is wrong with dirty we need you we need you out here in the no no no no i'm not here i'm not here for

dirty chai it's not a dco don't drink, no. I'm not here for dirty chai. It's not a DCO. Don't drink. No, like project managers and shit do like dirty chais and stuff. We need our business development guy drinking like red eyes and shit. Straight black? You drink that when you're writing. It's basically a red eye. You drink that when you're writing like a dissertation or something, not when you're trying to close a deal.

Yeah, I drink that when I've had too much coffee and I need to tone things down. I just want something sweet. Something sweet. Like, come on, dude. What are you doing, dog? You don't have any concerns over ordering dirty chives in business. Were they out of matcha? What's going on? I did an in-office deal, Sid, yesterday. You're worried about my coffee? That is true. Brett smoked a cigarette in the

office yesterday. Are you aware of this, Dylan? No. Dylan was out of the office yesterday and Brett closed a deal, a very exciting deal. And I look up from my computer and I look at Brett, he just goes, hey, Will. And I look up at Brett and I see there's a cigarette in his mouth in the middle of the studio or in the middle of the office. And I see that it's lit. And I knew why it was lit because he had previously told me when this happens, I'm smoking a cigarette in the office. Yes. But my first reaction wasn't even being excited about like what just happened. It was put that cigarette out.

It reeks in here. Honestly, the fact that you did it inside makes me cigarette out it reeks in here uh honestly the fact that you did it inside makes me respect that i'm only forget about the dirty chai situation should we sweep it under the rug yeah maybe so cigarettes inside dude no one's doing six inside yeah we had to open the door we had to light we had to light a scented candle long weekend by sunday scary the front door is 20 feet from your desk. Yeah, but, I mean, you got to do a deal sig inside. Dave goes, man, it smells like the parrot. Brings me back.

Kind of like it. Yeah, but like about 20 minutes later, Dave goes, it smells terrible in here. Yeah, it lingered, as they often do. Well, you got to let it linger. Cranberries. What's the ultimate DCO thing to order if you're at like a business? Coffee.

I think just a nice 16 ounce black coffee. I mean, I do that. It wasn't a, it wasn't a deal meeting. It was a, it was a swapping of information meeting, right?

You never know when a deal might come up. That's true. Honestly, true. For me, for me, I, I,

I'm thinking just cold brew, ice coffee. Oh, that's a safe play. Cause like, I can't sit there and expect someone to think that I'm thinking just cold brew, iced coffee. That's a safe play. I can't sit there and expect someone to think that I'm a deal closer if I'm sitting there with my hot coffee and I'm blowing on it. You put cinnamon on top of your dirty chai latte? There's a top on it.

It's not like I have a little bowl thing with a little handle. Are you sure about that? No, I did it to go. Yeah, like a bowl thing. Yeah, like a teacup well you know like the little yeah yeah I'm a little tea cup no no no teapot that doesn't work I know I was changing it here is my handle clip this Randy put the time down don't clip this right but keep your hands still do you do chai latte or a dirty chai latte dirty chai okay just making sure i'm just making sure you're not just doing a chai latte no no no it is christmas in a cup but you get a shot or two of espresso in there you're cruising okay i don't say the

deal sig i'm okay thank you i was hot right i mean i'm fine. You just don't expect the guy who's doing cigs, deal cigs inside, to be a dirty chai latte. It's called range, David. No one's ever done a dirty chai latte and a cig the same day. It's true. You know? It's true. You don't think so?

Those Venn diagrams are pretty separated. Black coffee and cigs, now we're talking. People do that regularly. That's just a circle, that Venn diagram. That's the Olsen twin diet. That's right. I've always been jealous of – this is going to sound stupid. I've always been fascinated by people who do cigs and coffee just because I'm like,

man, I bet for them that feels really good for about 12 minutes and then it goes away and they feel like shit again. You know that breath smell crazy. Oh, God. Crazy. To be fair though i did smoke a cigarette for about 30 seconds before putting it out and i don't inhale it i just draw it like a cigar yeah you were smoking like a bitch you didn't inhale it no i don't i take back the

things the nice things i said this has been a roller coaster for you yeah just i can't i can't tell where you guys stand right now i would not want to get the next lunch you guys have okay well congrats on the big deal man thank you that's great that part's great thanks i don't know if we got anywhere with this i think dylan's pretty much back at square one where he stood before but that's okay yeah i i need time to process sort my feelings out we'll get there what do you think tony p and dc drinks he does kind of give chai latte vibes i don't know respectfully his his masculinity is so vibrant that like to me it doesn't really matter what he drinks because he's comfortable with himself see the guy who talks like kill shot no dude tony dude come on come on you don't know

you don't know about tony p i showed i keep hearing that tony p is borderline goaded right now he's he's up there with pookie right now i didn't do oh dude yeah pookie pookie those are two accounts that when i see that they've posted i know i'm going to settle in for about a 60 second real experience and damn my snow bunny pookie is looking absolutely fire dude that guy's electric that's tony that's tony p no no oh oh tony p's tony p okay i'll say you don't know tony p that's that's pookie campbell and jet pookie was the guy i was thinking of it talks like kill shot yeah yeah yeah tony p he's tony p in dc tony p's whole thing is that he's into vibrant masculinity he's just a just a good dude

in dc who just kind of gets fits off dude when he does his weekend recaps i feel like i i feel like i'm hanging out with him the entire time. He's a beautiful person. You know they say it's hard to make friends after 35 if you're a guy? I don't have any. Follow Tony P. He'll be your friend. I would love to be Tony P's friend. Okay. He did a little video the other day talking about three songs.

I think they were for Valentine's Day. And he clearly knew none of the words to any of them as he was lip-syncing them. But it doesn't matter because it's Tony P. Yeah, it doesn't matter because it's tony p yeah it doesn't matter he's in it for the content if uh if if washington dc wants to step up drop the bag on our fundly for saint jude you might be able to link with tony p here's the thing though if if we do the fundraiser in dc because win. Do we just use all the St. Jude money and spend it on an appearance of Tony P?

Some people might have an issue with that. Yeah, that's fair. It wouldn't be the first time funds were misappropriated in DC. Hey! You see that guy the other day whose three-year-old donated $10,000 to his campaign? Wow.

No. I have questions regarding how that three-year-old acquired 10 grand. Are Fritz and Rhodes not doing that? They're making some donations. New York is- He's a barter in my shell company. Continues to inch closer to Seattle. They're only down by 400 now.

That's real tight. I've already said, I think I'm donating to New York. It's a concrete jungle where dreams are made of. New York. I've never understood that line. The concrete jungle

where dreams are made of. You know what I mean? Yeah, it is a little... Yeah, I got you. It should either be the concrete jungle that dreams are made of be the concrete jungle that dreams are made of or the concrete jungle where dreams are made sure oh you just ruined that song for me every time that lyric yeah it's always i can be able to get past that i loved all the memes of uh of

usher hugging alicia keys just talking about how they're definitely throwing down. And I think he got married like two weeks ago. People were worried about Swizz Beatz. Yeah, she's married. He might have eloped with his own time.

I saw someone caption it and say that it's the hostess at the restaurant and the line cook. Randy's nodding. I saw that one too. Randy's nodding. Randy's worked in food industry

before. He gets it. He gets it. That one hits close to home. Really? Yeah, I saw that one too. Randy's nodding. Randy's worked in the food industry before. He gets it. He gets it. That one hits close to home. Really? Yeah, I worked at Subway. Do they have a hostess at your location? No, but we had a...

Never mind. Also Sonic. You were calling yourself a line cook last time we were at Kelly's Irish Pub. Wow. I don't remember saying that. Oh, Dylan. We're going to have to eject him. Terrible bathroom to do cocaine in, I would reckon. Dude, a lot of people in at Kelly's Irish Pub. Wow. I don't remember saying that. Oh, Dylan. We're going to have to eject him. Terrible bathroom to do cocaine in,

I would reckon. Dude, a lot of people in that Kelly's bathroom. Too many people in the bathroom? What were they doing? No. There's a guy in the stall who's just...

I'm like, dude, are you having some trouble with that? They've got one urinal. Was he on his Randy shit? With the Rhea? He was being hella goofy. No, it wasn't Rhea time. It was...

Randy had diarrhea at Kelly's? Probably. He was at everywhere. Kelly seems to have one single toilet in the men's room. Just one more. Randy did house that entire fish and chips. It wasn't Rhea time then, but man. I should have got that.

It's stinky, man. Okay. We got to stop talking about Rhea. Yeah. Yeah, Randy's kind of ruined the show. Grow up, dude. Might be spending some more time at Kelly's. We can't make that shirt anymore, bud.

We can't make the Rhea side shirt? No, we can't. Because of the deal? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Grow up, dude. Might be spending some more time. We can't make that shirt anymore, bud. We can't make the reassigned shirt? No, we can't. Because of the deal? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Brett. Thank you. Thanks, guys. Good stuff, Brett.

Get out of here. Bye, Brett. Thanks, Randy. Probably got to the bottom of that. Should we take a trip out to the great American West, David? Not Yellowstone way? You guys keeping up with Yellowstone? No. no no david why did y'all bail because the show is simply too much and there's no repercussions for anyone's actions uh as of as of the last time i watched

jamie killed someone and no one confronted it for about 10 episodes and so i i started to get a little annoyed fuck you you, Jamie. Jamie. Jamie, we all want you to just kill yourself. Jamie, why don't you just go? Jamie walks in. Merry Christmas, everybody. It's so great to be with all my family.

Fuck you, Jamie. Go die. Why don't you go fall off a cliff and die? Oh, damn. I wanted to give you guys an update. This is going to be extremely heavy spoilers. So if anyone plans on watching the show, I'll understand if you walk out of this room right now or if you just fast forward, like, I don't know anyone plans on watching the show i'll understand if you walk out of this room right now or if you just fast forward like i don't know two minutes in the show

just look at look if you if you don't want spoilers go to the description of this episode and then click and then go and just go to one last thing on the phoenix open just going to give you some character updates because i know you guys are champing at the bit john dutton the patriarch he's the governor now oh really he was a statewide official i think i i think i've watched that far why why did he become governor well he did it basically so uh jamie his son could not become governor why did i say it like that jamie's not his real son he's adopted okay is that why they all fucking hate him yes well yes and no there's some other things but um he killed his real dad jamie yeah jamie caught a second body it was his real father he killed him beth he got them to made. Did they ever confront the first person that Jamie killed?

No, not really. Okay. She just went away. Bye. It seemed like an unnecessary killing. Well, she's dead. And they've made it look like she was in a kayak accident in the river. And people bought it.

Um, uh, also, uh, Jamie, um, Jamie, um, also helped orchestrate the, uh, well, the well execute, or I'm sorry, the well-planned, but poorly executed hit on the entire Dutton family. He tried to have the family killed or his dad did, and he was a little bit complicit. Anyway, it's very weird. Why don't they just kill Jamie? There's no repercussions in Montana for killing. So why don't they just kill it? We'll get to that. John also started nailing an environmentalist who is the chick from coyote, ugly, the movie, There's no repercussions in Montana for killing anybody at this point. So why don't they just kill him? We'll get to that.

John also started nailing an environmentalist who is the chick from Coyote Ugly, the movie. The blonde? Yes. I've seen this far into the show. Yeah, John's banging her. Anyway, so she went to jail basically because Beth kind of set her up for like a protest thing. And anyway, she went to jail. Then John became governor and granted her clemency. So she's on house arrest.

Oh, that's cool. Did Beth set her up to give water to people waiting in line to vote? No. I finished that last night, though. It was a good one. Curb. I'll curb stomp your bitch ass. Dylan.

So John granted her clemency, and she she's under house arrest her house is actually the the ranch she's got to live on the ranch with john he's still bone so they do anyway yeah so she's just living with john uh having sexual relations with him also so his girlfriend is is confined to his home not just his girlfriend his environmental advisor okay she's been appointed a position in there in the well fresh out the clinic and she's already got a position in the... Well, fresh off the clinic and she's already got a nice cushy job. And no one's said anything yet

because why would they? Also, Jamie found out he was adopted, like we mentioned. His real dad killed his mom. Okay. Did he have good reason? Hard to say.

Okay. She was addicted to drugs, but I don't think you should kill someone just because they're addicted to drugs. No, I think you should rehab them.

Yeah, I agree with that. I think you should explain why being addicted to drugs is a negative effect on their life. Jamie tracked him down and they got like a nice piece of property together. And then Beth was like, hey, you better prove your allegiance to the Duttons. Otherwise I'll release all this bad shit about you. You know, how you killed that chick. And he's like, well, okay. So he shoots his dad in the head. Yeah. One thing not addressed. Jamie knows a lot of things about everybody else in the family too. He's got just as much dirt on his dad, his adopted dad and Beth and everybody else, but he doesn't bring that up. And he's kind of a cunt. Yeah, because they're all murderers. He's also the attorney general of

Montana and he's now banging a private equity chick who's using him to get an airport deal done that's going to take a significant amount of property from the dunton ranch he's almost assuredly going to be murdered he's turning he's afraid of corleone i think at this point like you just got to murder jamie frido all i can give you on casey is that casey went on a native american spirit journey i saw that too he's pretty sick yeah he started seeing visions things of that nature he basically did like a variation an ayahuasca-esque trip yeah and it doesn't really if you start listening to aubrey marcus's podcast he definitely got into aubrey they never really address it in the next season like he's changed a little bit but

it's not like some profound leap in like. It's like he's still Casey. It's the dumbest show of all time. Does Jamie also have questions regarding the Joe Biden tweet about the Super Bowl? Well, why would he do that? Why would he pick one team over another? People are wondering. One of the most bizarre posts. Shout out Aubrey Marcus.

There is some good that came from this show. Lloyd and Ryan Bingham, they just kept on fighting. Fist fighting. To the point where Lloyd stuck a knife in Ryan Bingham's shoulder. I get it. Didn't kill him, but Rip made them fight in front of the entire ranch, and the last man standing had to fight Rip. Guess who the last man standing was?

It was Lloyd. He beat Ryan Bingham's ass. Yeah, Ryaningham's not very big let me guess rip beats the shit out of lloyd yeah he said hey the winner has to fight me because you fight you got to fight him and rip just kicks the shit out of lloyd that the rule it's a weird rule if you're gonna fight it's got to be against me what yeah what i don't have beef with you it's also really not fair to just fight people who just fought. He fought Casey one time. who just had a knife

in his shoulder two hours ago. Can you imagine if you wanted to be UFC champion and they're like, all right, if you want to be champion though,

you got to fight again after this fight. Plus he's like 65. He's an old man. He's a very old man. He's got old man. He's an old man with a knife in his shoulder

and rips like, I know I got to beat your ass. Sorry. Remember Jimmy? Them's the rules. Remember Jimmy? Oh yeah. Jimmy okay? Likable character? character he actually is he got away from the ranch he went to texas for two weeks uh basically he became an adequate cowboy and he met a pretty hot veterinarian and ended up moving back to texas it made lloyd sad and that made me sad the only time i've been

sad for a character in the show and almost teared up was anything with lloyd he's a good character i love he's a likable character i should say he's just a sweet guy who will stab you on the fucking shoulder and also will if you're playing your song if you're a singer songwriter like ryan bingham he'll take your guitar and animal house it yeah he trashed his guitar he got him a new one though that was should i do a lloyd mustache yes dude look at lloyd he's such a likable guy he's got such old man eyes that you just want to like trust i'm worried at lloyd he's such a likable guy he's got such old man eyes that you just want to like trust i'm worried about lloyd long term but yeah he's old he's gonna die at some point um that's hard living out there man he's got a jaw like a fucking brick yeah he's alpha

not as alpha as rip he's alpha uh and the writers keep doing this funny thing where they just give the most generic like shit lib lines to the coyote ugly chick so just like she's like her bit is like she's like vegan and environmentalist so they just write her the most generic talking points and like so she'll be sitting down at the family dinner and gator comes in with like a freaking five-star meal he'll put down and it's you know it's like bacon wrapped quail and then like you got these yeah something else some venison and she's just like oh so how was it killing these animals today like every time yeah she's so ungrateful anyway so beth gets mad and uh she fist fights her outside of the ranch house she actually just beats the shit out of her normal behavior so fucking but they give

her these lines just so john and beth can dunk on her and be like, this is why we eat meat. If you get cozy with the Duttons, you better learn how to fight. You're going to be fighting somebody at some point. You might be fighting an old man. You might be fighting the guy who we find out when he was a kid, he killed a ranch hand with a rock. You find out when Rip was a young guy on the ranch, he had to kill another cowboy

who pulled a knife on him. Rip's caught some bodies. I don't think that's surprising to here rip and beth got married they pseudo-adopted a kid who's basically rips bitch on the ranch now also you find out rip killed a ranch hand when he was young and finally they go to the county fair everybody and zach bryan's playing a show at the county fair just feels like too small of a gig for zach bryan he's not doing county fairs these days so that's where we're at i didn't know that he was in the show get a zach bryan performance good that's cool yeah lanny wilson of course is in the show oh yeah you wouldn't know that oh yeah 40 little bitch she's hooking up with that hot cowboy now yeah

and that's yellowstone and i'm still watching we're almost done with season five the most absurd plot line in television history yeah it's so stupid but entertaining is rip hot yeah okay yeah is he just hot because he's just masculinity testosterone cowboy yeah he's he's alpha he's alpha hot oh yeah beth uh beth convinced everybody to go to the bars in Bozeman. Rip's like, we shouldn't go there. We're real cowboys, and Bozeman's just fake cowboys now. But they go anyway, and two minutes in, some chick hits on Rip, and then Beth hits her over the head with a bottle and goes to jail. Instead of diffusing the situation by saying,

I'm actually with my wife. She's over there. Don't walk up to her. He just welcomes it. He's like, well, you're about to get your ass beat, and then sure enough. She takes one of the dome. Yeah. Which is a very reasonable response when someone talks to your husband.

Yeah. You just hit him over the head with a beer bottle. Well, she's a redhead. She's crazy. Hi. No comment. Oh man. That's Yellowstone.

What a show. Can't wait to watch season one. Dude, I'm really excited for you to dip into season one it's gonna be lit they got a chopper in season one they pull out the chopper on the dutton family fuck yeah it was a well orchestrated hit although they did not execute because nobody died there are numerous um automatic weapon shootouts in the show yeah they had john dead to rights and they just didn't finish the job also they put a bomb in beth's office they're just ranching it's just terrorism yeah no one said shit someone's got to put a stop to this it was oh it was a it was a fbi needs to take over like a right-wing militia who orchestrated it courtesy of some guy John's dad or Jamie's dad met in prison.

Cool. Show rocks. Randy, can you keep a video, please? Yes, yes. Hey, Jamie, cue that up. The Phoenix Open is the gift that keeps on giving.

I know we've talked about it quite a bit this week, but I saw this one courtesy of our friends at Zyra Golf. I just got to know what's going on. What's going on in Scottsdale? All the events I've been to throughout my life that, you know, entail a lot of drinking,gates things of that nature i've never seen anyone walk like this away from a party no one gets bendy when you drink like at the phoenix open zara golf has just like a rolodex of these videos of people just walking sideways i've never

i don't think i've ever walked sideways i sit sit sideways when I drive. I've seen you do it. I never walk sideways. This guy is fighting with gravity. Also, this is the winning putt. This is Nick Taylor to win the tournament. Meanwhile, can you hit play, Randy? Meanwhile, this guy is just going full Bernie. Is this real? How many Miller Lights do you have to drink to get this twisted at a golf tournament? How many high no lights do you have to drink to get this twisted

at a golf tournament how many high noons do you have to take down how is he upright he's he's standing like his head weighs 100 pounds and he just he can't his buddy's his buddy's helping him stay his buddy is doing god's work holding him up if his if his buddy lets go he's he's done and like if he this guy falls down and it's during the winning putt of the tournament like everyone's going to make a loud noise from one side of the crowd just saying like oh he went down like he's gonna ruin it for everybody we've seen the video of that guy he gets resurfaced every now and then i i want to say it's at a call he's a college football it looks like he goes to old mess it's like a frat

dude and he's on the phone and It's like a frat dude. And he's on the phone and he's walking. Oh, yeah. And he starts walking backwards unintentionally. Like his weight is carrying him back. He's trying to walk forward and he can't. He's going the opposite direction. And he has to like recorrect his path.

It's so funny. This looks like he's a marionette puppet. And then right when the puck goes in, they just cut the lines and he just falls. No one is no one is able to stay on their feet at this angle these are bad friends they gotta just get this guy to a golf cart and be like yeah take him out of here just bring him home what does this guy tell his grandkids when they're like dad or grandpa what was it like at the um phoenix open when when nick taylor sunk that putt these are all grown men too they're not like college kids that guy's 44 yeah all right in 2022 there were zero arrests at the way spanishman opened

what year 2022 2023 there were 18 arrests this year there were 54 arrests um in 2022 there were 90 ejections in 2023 there were 102 ejections and this year there were 90 ejections. In 2023, there were 102 ejections. And this year, there were 211. So we're just doubling up like everything. It's not a good trend. They need to figure this out. Are they cracking down more? Or are people just getting more out of control each year? From what I can see, it just seems like there's more and more people on a whole that just can't really fit more and more people.

I've reached the age where these events don't look fun anymore. And it's kind of a sad age to reach yeah i would go to this if we were if we were given um like access in and out i don't want to be amongst this crap i want to be i want to be lowered from a chopper into my seat on number 16 yeah have you ever been in a public event like this like a sporting event where you've just gotten hammered and you were you were in the territory of being like this yeah probably oh football like college football game texas day football games for sure yeah i went pretty lights out at the kentucky oaks one year it's the race the day before the kentucky derby on the friday i did i had no clue how strong these drinks were and i don't think i ate very much before it and like it just was like immediate actually

i could have gotten drugged for all i know i do i didn't drink that much and life went out very quickly but that's the only time i can think of where i was like yeah i probably had gravity fighting me i was probably the dude that was like walking around like a marionette i have no recollection of being at a dave matthews concert at uh old texas stadium in irving we smoked a blunt in the car right before we walked in. I remember them playing part of the first song, and then it was lights out. Really?

I think I just sat in my chair and slept the entire time. Damn. It's pretty bad. Maybe Dave transported you to heaven, dude. I've never been like that. Yeah, it's not good. Thankfully. You drink like Rip, dude.

My body just has a kill switch. It's like, all right, man, that's not good. Thankfully. You drink like Rip, dude. My body just has a kill switch. It's like, all right, man, that's enough. Rip just goes home and drinks like pounds of beer. Like he walks in and just pounds Coors. Like he doesn't sip them. He just pounds. No, I like that. No, the only time I see Rip drinking beers,

he has like a six pack of like three of them are still in his hand and he's just drinking one of them. It's kind of a sick move. That is sick. Why don't they just get one 25 ounce bush? extra ounce hits diff he drinks them so fast he need to keep them in the fridge he just holds them rip would hate vortex bottles he's like why you need that shit that's not cowboy shit i can drink it just fast the way it is right now you think

rip's ever had a dirty chai latte no no dude i don't think so he would fucking put that bear paw across brett's face so fast if he saw more to that we need to like set up a fake meeting like we should we used to have like one of our friends who brett's never met like hey we're gonna like set this meeting up you're gonna pretend like you're some like this is like some big partnership deal and we're gonna have you like go meet at the coffee shop and you're gonna see brett order this chai latte and i want you to just like ask him what he ordered and then get up and walk out like totally set him off could we have him dressed like a cowboy too yeah he's got a real alpha shit yeah yeah that'd be great we can make that happen it's time for this weekend in, presented by our good friends over at Groove Life, baby.

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Thanks for asking, Will. Don't have a ton going on Friday. Might be looking to step out. Not sure. We'll see about it. Saturday. So, okay, I told you guys that I've signed up to be an assistant coach for Parks' baseball team.

It's on. We're doing it. Friday. I'm sorry, Saturday we got a field day at the baseball field. Getting in shape. We're going to do some manual labor, picking'm sorry, Saturday, we got a field day at the baseball field. Getting in shape. We're going to do some manual labor, picking some weeds, raking, things of that nature. Nice. Yeah.

That's nice. Parks is going to get his hands dirty for, I don't know, maybe the first time. Then I have a coach's clinic that evening. Why you got to do parks like that? He's eight. Do you want to borrow my hoe? No, thank you. Okay. I've got plenty why i think one pretty much does the job coach's clinic that same evening all the coaches who have

signed up would go and they give us i don't know i probably need you guys hammer out the schedule at a bar no they're gonna like giving us tips on how to coach little kids. I've never done it. They tell you not to yell or cuss. And also that. No dipping. Keep your temper under control. Don't yell at the umpire who's 12, things of that nature.

So that'll be cool. Just chill in the parks the rest of the weekend, man. I would kill for a viral video of Dylan just ripping second base out when parks gets called out. Just chest to chest. Just intimidating a 12-year-old. Yeah, yeah. Picks up the base, chunks it. Going to see some family this weekend as well.

Wow. Yeah. Wow. That's about it, man. What's that boy getting into? Man, Davey's low-key. Mainly because I got to start prepping uh the dudley wedding up and coming maybe i'm gonna lay low to uh i don't know i gotta get my skin my skin game ready i want to be i want to be in good solid shape um mainly because i don't really have any plans

we might get out and do uh might do dinner saturday there's uh some spots on the east side we're looking at did you see the – what's the awards? James Beard? Saw some awards getting dished out to some Austin players. Jimmy B. Yeah. Want to try some stuff. There's a couple Italian joints over there we've been wanting to try. May do that.

Going to be very, very low-key though. Emphasis on low-key. I wish I had more. But I will. I need to hit balls. Game's not in a good place right now. Don't know when I'm going to play again, but I'd like to get out there and just find the club face.

It's been hard for me to find lately, trying to get that handicap sub-10 in 2024. Godspeed, Dave. Thank you. That's the goal for me too, Dave. I can't remember the last time I was sub 10. I got to get down there this year. That was my goal last year and I didn't play enough to get it down.

It's not good. I don't have much going on this weekend, boys. Honestly, this might sound lame. I think I'm going to do some catching up on some television. I've been, I feel like I've been a lot, pretty social as of late. And I think I need to maybe not go to any dinners this weekend. I think I need to not go out at night. So I'm going to catch up on some television.

What television is Will going to catch up on, you might be wondering? Any guesses? No, stop. I think I'm going to take it to the next level. He got to be the next level chef. What a show. What a show from Gordon Ramsay here. Yeah, I'm a next level chef guy.

I'll be watching that. I think I have at least one episode to catch up on. A little show called Mr. and Mrs. Smith on Amazon Prime. Have you guys watched this? It's been suggested to me. So we're currently doing some work with them on the Sunday scary side of things. And going through all the screenshots before the show was released, I was like, oh, this show looks awesome. I watched the first episode last night and absolutely loved it. It gets my seal of approval because I didn't even think about falling asleep in the middle of the show. Is it a take on the movie, Mr. and Mrs. Smith? It's just like a different version of it. Okay. I don't want to give any spoilers here, but in the very first scene, you get Skarsgård out of nowhere. Out of nowhere.

Which one? Andrew. No, I don't know his name. What's his name? There's two, right? Are there two? Alexander? Yeah, Alexander Skarsgård. Sick. Andrew. No, I don't know his name. What's his name? There's two, right? Are there two? Alexander? Yeah, Alexander Skarsgård. Sick. Andrew. What am I doing?

Dude, that's big time you get Skarsgård. Yeah. Don't get too excited about Skarsgård, but you get Skarsgård from the jump. One of the male models who died in the free gasoline accident, Zoolander. Saturday? Yeah. I'm also thinking about starting a show on Netflix called One Day. Familiar with this? No. It's like a rom-com but in television show form uh it's starring the dude the british dude from the most recent

season of white lotus who is now dating megan fahey aka daphne from white lotus from last season okay they're dating in real life yeah Yeah, they're dating IRL now. But he's the main lead in this one. I think it's going to get the nod from me. You've got to watch Lover, Stalker, Killer. My hairdresser recommended that too. It's wild. A wild ride.

It's a true story. True story. I just was asking if it was a true story. Yeah, it's a documentary. Dude, it's good. It's good. You're like, what? Is it better than Next Level Chef? You're like, how could this get any crazier? And then it's a documentary. Dude, it's good. It's good. You're like, what? Is it better than Next Level Chef?

You're like, how could this get any crazier? And then it just gets crazier. Exactly. That's what it did to me. Check it out. So you're saying instead of watching Next Level Chef with Gordon Ramsay, I should watch? This is a one and a half hour documentary movie. Okay.

You're in and out. And it's worth it. It's worth an hour and a half of your time. But scares me well then don't watch it it's crime that's true and i don't like that i don't like imagining crime happening around me crime happens everywhere yeah i guess so hey i have a question if i were to bring meats in next week what would you guys like because i i did obtain a new smoker. And I'm probably going to smoke something, bitch. Do a pork shoulder.

Really? Okay. It's easy. Daddy loves a pork shoulder. Yeah, that's like day one smoker stuff, right? Bring you guys some pulled pork? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, dude.

Can you do some brisket? But make sure the smoke rings like perfect. Sausage. Are you saying you want sausage? Don't give me that look, Dylan. You didn't build that. You didn't build that grill

with him. How dare you? Don't give me that look. What kind of sausage particularly? I want to put the legs on, right? You love Polish sausage, don't you?

No. Like the jalapeno cheese one from Terry Black's. My favorite thing at Terry Black's. Rick, you love Terry Black's sausage?

No. No. I love some smoked sausage. We need My favorite thing at Terry Black's. It would pick you up Terry Black's sausage? No. No. Just do something. I love some smoked sausage. We need to go to K-Pot. Yeah. We could do that. We could do that this week.

Oh, let's go tonight. You got any plans tonight? Yeah. I'll be your little Valentine. Aww. I'm going to go to Valentine's Day Korean barbecue with you. That's cute. Valentine's Day is canceled today, boys.

It's canceled today, so we're good. Valentine's Day. Stinks, baby. Well, yeah. We'll figure something out. i have no plans this weekend so maybe oh wendy little korean barbecue for the boys let's get out of here what are you doing tonight tonight nothing okay i'm probably playing hell divers too okay all right hell diver it's good. They dive into hell. It is fucking good. They put on their gear like, we're going in. We're going to hell, boys.

It's hot. I might set up a Twitch stream, but that's how fun it is. We might not come back. Damn, fool. All right. Hell no. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. you