Circling Back - Oktoberfest, Succession, & El Camino

Episode Date: October 14, 2019

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Starting point is 00:00:00 all right we're back circling back podcast live in the early emergency studio in austin texas my name is will defriest to my right dave roth oh sorry i wasn't ready i was just booking my uh fifth october fest for next year. I think we got to talk about this off top. Yeah. Let's get Dylan's introduction out of the way just so we can get right to it. Check the timestamp. 33.
Starting point is 00:00:35 Oh, my God. It's a new record. It might be. It might be close to a new record. Yeah, it's got to be. It might be close. Hey, I'm very glad to be here, man. It's good to have you here. It was a fairly strong weekend.
Starting point is 00:00:43 Yeah? Yeah. Sports weren't great, but good weekend nonetheless. Depends what side you're on. here, man. It's good to have you here. It was a fairly strong weekend. Yeah? Yeah. Sports weren't great, but good weekend nonetheless. Depends what side you're on. Well, yeah. You know, it was great. I say that would be subjective. Fair.
Starting point is 00:00:54 Yeah. Oktoberfest 2019 was apparently lit. Oh, my. This is like just before the buzzer. This hit our Twitter feed because someone just tagged us in this series of videos. So I used the translate feature on the first tweet
Starting point is 00:01:11 from Moriste in Madrid. M-O-R-I-S-T-E-E-N M-A-D-R-I-D. There you go. And if you translate the first tweet of the thread, it says,
Starting point is 00:01:26 Hashtag Oktoberfest 2019 in Germany. It's like the convention of the most deranged and degenerated. Is that a word? Degenerated? Sure. People in the world, calm as if nothing, watch the videos.
Starting point is 00:01:38 So obviously there's something lost in translation here. But what we're getting to is that this thread of videos is one of the more lit. Should we describe what's going on? What comes out of the gate very hot. With some casual open drug use. Just the first one is enough for me. Like, oh wow, I didn't know Oktoberfest was like this.
Starting point is 00:01:55 But it's a few young ladies sitting around a table, like a bench type of situation with a bunch of beers on the table and about seven lines of coke and they're just openly doing coke in front of everybody okay yeah wow that's a good tone setter not a huge coke guy myself so i'm not really sure the best like you know places to do it but in the power rank is the places that i would assume that you would do it i don't think doing it on the
Starting point is 00:02:20 table the the guy bringing the beers literally slides a beer over their lines of coke in order to give the beer to them. Like, they're cool with it. Also, let me point out that it is a broad daylight to middle of the day when they're doing this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:33 So let's move on. Let's go to the next one. To be clear, cocaine is not legal in Germany. Okay. That's good to know. The next one is a very drunk man lifting a girl up.
Starting point is 00:02:44 It exposes her under undercarriage if you will and she doesn't look look to be wearing any underwear and then he slips and then he slips and they fall down how he does not break his wrist is beyond me to be fair if i'm wearing one of those if i'm wearing like one of those outfits to octoberfest there's a decent chance that i'm like no i'm not gonna go with the uh underwear on this one. Like, just be free today. Let's go to the next video. Are we sure? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Which shows two young men, one of which is on his knees, and he's doing a line of coke off his buddy's dick. Yeah. Correct. Yeah. And the other friend is filming it and apparently he's showing the guys the video that he just recorded of them doing that and they thought it was really funny well the guy who has his um member out that is putting the cocaine on it he he visibly has
Starting point is 00:03:38 cocaine all over his face it looks like sunblock yeah yeah like you know like the yeah when i think like billy might have had it yeah like the zinc sunblock on Yeah. Yeah. Like, you know, like the, yeah. When I think like Billy might've had it. Yeah. Like the zinc sunblock on like stranger things. Like this guy just has Coke instead of sunblock. These guys are just having the best time. I don't want to describe the next video. Someone else can do that.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Uh, it is an act. Um, a sexual act, sexual act, uh, very public. Um, it involves, that involves... Fingers in private parts. Correct. And they had no shame. And there's a guy hanging from the rafters. There's a guy pissing in front of...
Starting point is 00:04:20 You just got to go look at this thread. There's a guy pissing in front of everyone. I will say, if you look at the thread, for me, the best video was the final one. The guy sliding across the wood deck, it looked like. Yeah, there's a wood deck that's clearly covered. It must have rained or something that day. I assume it's rained because I can't imagine so much beer gets spilled here that it looks like it rained.
Starting point is 00:04:40 But there's just a naked man who starts out of frame, slides across it on his stomach to go out of frame again. Yeah, which was awesome. I feel like he did this once and then the person taking the video was like, hey, can you do it one more time? We got to get this. Did y'all know Oktoberfest was this out of control? No, I've never been. I want to go.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Can you say what you said before the podcast about it, Dave? I don't remember that. You're like, it might be a nightmare for me. I just had to pee the entire time. I did say that't remember that what i was saying you're like it might be a nightmare for me i just had to pee the entire time i did say that and that's all i can think about now because i'm like yeah you know what i would be doing because you're not it's not like they're gonna have like deep eddie grapefruit on the menu like if you want to just chill out for a little bit you know who knows no you're drinking giant beers you're drinking giant beers and i don't do well with draft beer.
Starting point is 00:05:28 It makes me feel terrible, and also it just goes right through me. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, I don't. I'm setting myself up for major L's if I go to Oktoberfest. I've never been. I don't have a huge desire to go. I do like the outfits.
Starting point is 00:05:42 I like the outfits a lot. I think they're fun. If I went, I would go full outfit, like have a blast. But in terms of European vacation stuff, that's not really on my list. We have a local version of it south of Austin. It obviously doesn't compare to Oktoberfest, but Worst Fest. Still never been. It's a similar vibe, but it doesn't get like that. My God.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Anyway. Did you drink any Oktoberfest beers this weekend, Dylan? You know what? I went to the store, and I plan on picking up some nut brown ale. Samuel Smith's nut brown ale. Couldn't find it, could you? By the way, all of you who sent me your messages about trying it, wow. That conversation really made an impression on a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Were you getting some nut brown picks? So many. I tried to find it, and I couldn't find it at my place. I went to Whole Foods because I was going to get that and the beer that Hashtag Chag recommended to us, which was the Dogfish. Dogfish Head. Dogfish Head.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Pumpkin Ale, which is a brown ale. It was good. But I needed my Samuel Smith's. I couldn't find it, man. I bought the Bells of Michigan I couldn't find it, man. I bought the Bells of Michigan Fames Octoberfest this weekend. Probably my least favorite Bells beer I've ever had. It wasn't the worst beer.
Starting point is 00:06:57 But I hold their beers in a high esteem. I didn't really like it that much. I drank DKRs all weekend. Hell yeah. Hydrating and getting drunk. With G2. You love to see it. Oh, it was great. Oh, you cut it with like the lower stuff.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Yeah. Wow. I went extra on the lime. You're crazy. It was very good. You're crazy. If you don't know what a DKR is, I guess I can tell you all. It's not proprietary, but it's vodka, ice, blue Gatorade, preferably the G2.
Starting point is 00:07:28 I thought it was purple. Is it purple? I've always gone with purple. Maybe mine was purple. Mine was purple. I don't drink blue. I only drink Riptide Rush. It wasn't like the blue, like the powder blue Gatorade.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Yeah. You need like the purple. Yeah. And then squeeze limes in there. Multiple limes. And it's a great golf course drink. It's very refreshing. It's not seasonal necessarily.
Starting point is 00:07:50 We're kind of out of that season. It's a good hangover drink. But it's good. It's a good tailgating. I learned it tailgating. Very happy with that. Can we get some announcements out of the way
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Starting point is 00:11:28 Sorry, I thought you were talking about the current cold front. Oh, no, no, no. Classic mix-up. So I got a short sleeve button-down that I will probably wear Saturday actually. Okay. To dinner. We're all doing dinner. And I also got a sweater cardigan, which I've never done before.
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Starting point is 00:12:32 weekend i watched some football hung out with the homie a little bit yeah yeah how'd it go for you overall you know the football could have gone better. The Texas offense decided not to show up. I was bummed. I didn't get to watch any of it. I was following it. OU was pretty much in control. Texas did tie it up in the third quarter.
Starting point is 00:12:58 I mean, yeah, it was 10-10. Okay. But then OU just turned it on. From what it looked like in the first half, OU should have been up more. Oh, my gosh. And it was a miracle Texas was only down a touchdown, I think. I think I tweeted. I think I actually texted y'all that. I said, yeah, it's a miracle Texas is only down seven
Starting point is 00:13:11 because OU was just moving up and down the field. But they had trouble punching it in when they got down in the red zone. Couldn't finish. A couple turnovers by my boy Jalen Hurts. But, yeah. I'm sure you loved that. Texas did not win the game. They covered.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Do they have a chance? They have a chance to meet OU in the Big 12 Championship. Do they have a chance at the end of the game? I mean, my bad. No. They scored a touchdown and bring it within seven. Okay. Then they tried an onside kick.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Did not get it. Onside kick had potential. Yeah. So, my GameCast app or the ESPN app, Okay. Then they tried an onside kick. Did not get it. Onside kick had potential. Yeah. So my GameCast app or the ESPN app, it will tell you who has the ball, like which team has the dot next to it. Yeah. And after Texas scored, the dot didn't move.
Starting point is 00:13:57 And, like, I checked it five minutes later and it was still on Texas. Like, oh, Texas has the ball again? And, yeah, it totally threw me off. Yeah. I mean, the onside kick, it did what most onside kicks do. It gave you a quick tenth of a second glimmer of hope, like, oh my God. And then it just went out of bounds, and it was like, oh. The boys, that happened to the boys yesterday. Yep.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Yeah. The fucking boys. What's their deal, David? Jason Garrett. Man, I. You don't have to get into it, but. No. You want to call for some heads right now?
Starting point is 00:14:25 Yeah, I do. When your team shows up uninspired and flat time after time and they have to play catch up because they decide to pick it up halfway through the game, that's coaching. That's bad coaching. They don't want to play for that guy. That's kind of how I feel about Texas right now.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Really? Big games they've been like big games they've been playing from behind like mad and it feels like they can never claw back lsu is badass though oh no no i'm not saying you know you're both very no i'm not saying i'm not saying that they shouldn't have lost these games like i think they lost to two better teams but what i'm saying is that like the entire lsu game they were either down two scores or one score and they never got it to the point where i was like oh oh, confident that they could come back. It was like they were always just chipping away from behind.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Yeah, the Cowboys were getting stomped out by an 0-4 Jets team. They're hungry, man. By like 18 or something, and then like, okay, let's start playing a little football now. That's what I mean. I want you guys to be happy. I want Inter and Klein to be happy. I want everyone to be happy.
Starting point is 00:15:24 That being said, I was going to be kind of annoyed last night had the Cowboys come back and won that game because I was going to be like, of course they did. Like, yeah. I kind of knew. I knew it was going to come down to a two-point, and I didn't have any confidence that they'd be able to get it. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:15:39 We were talking about it before the podcast. I mean, we're not like X's and O's guys, but it sure looked like somebody should have been there to pick up that blitz it was pretty obvious they were fucking bringing the house it was awful dude what you that's what you do isn't that what you do on every two-point conversion you just bring the house i like i feel like that's just what you do greg williams he's a guy who he what was the greg williams quote you love don't say i love it i'm not hoping that guys get cTE and die.
Starting point is 00:16:05 You know it shockingly well. Just kill the head, kill the mind, kill the body. Something to that effect. Yeah, that dude's bringing the house. I don't know. Like Dave said, not an X's and O's guy, but it felt like an obvious play call. I've got no faith in them.
Starting point is 00:16:22 They're going to get Eagles lost too. I think they've got Philly next week or this week. They're going to get Eagles lost too. I think they've got Philly next week or this week. They're going to get stomped out. Some angry Cowboys fans will probably tweet me tonight when the Lions end up getting their shit kicked in by the Packers at Lambeau. I'll probably tweet you. Excited for that.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Courtesy of Brett, I had a top five hangover of 2019 on Saturday. There's been a theme in your life since Brett's been here. Dude, I might have to stop hanging out with Brett. Might have to stop hanging out with Brett. We kind of got an afterthought. Is he a bad influence?
Starting point is 00:16:56 I can't hang with the young guns anymore. Like, I just, I mean, I asked Brett before this, like how many steins he thinks he could take down at Oktoberfest, and he said 10. I said two before I how many steins he thinks he could take down at Oktoberfest, and he said 10. I said 2 before I'm hammered. So there's a discrepancy between us right now. If you're going all day, I feel like 9 a.m. to midnight, 10 is pretty good. Okay, that's fair.
Starting point is 00:17:16 How big is a stein? 16 ounces? No, no, no. These are the big ones. These are huge. These are German beers, too. Oktober, I'll look it up. Did y'all do it at the Austin Oktoberfest?
Starting point is 00:17:28 Did y'all basically just recreate those videos we just talked about? Exactly. When I heard that there was a video out there of dudes doing coke off of each other's private parts, I was like, oh, so someone else was there Friday night with Brett and I. These are one liter each. What's one liter to ounces? These are one liter each. What's one liter to ounces?
Starting point is 00:17:51 One liter to ounces is 33.84 ounces. Yeah, that's what I said, dude. This isn't... Okay. This is three beers in every single one. Yeah, then throttle that back. I would not have survived. That being said, when they're putting these steins down in these videos, there's a lot of foam in these.
Starting point is 00:18:07 They're not drinking 33 ounces every time. I had one of the better Fridays. I think I had my favorite day in Austin, actually. Dude, Friday was fun. The weather was incredible. It was like 50 degrees. Hung out with Randy for a couple hours. He called me up.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Oh, yeah. We were watching Cheddar Business for a minute. It was great. He didn't know who I was at first. We've met before, but he was like, wait. I thought I had a different breath. But no, I walked in. He was doing this thing where he was on the stairs.
Starting point is 00:18:34 That's his spot. That's like his greeting spot. It's kind of like peeking around the corner. He just wasn't sure. And then it was like, have you ever seen the video of the dog who has a favorite chew toy? And then a life-size costume of that chew toy comes out? Yeah. And the dog is really scared at first.
Starting point is 00:18:54 And then all of a sudden just goes absolutely insane once he realizes it's okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what Randy did. So he was kind of nervous at first. And he sneaked up and stepped in my hand. You were his giant chew toy. Yeah, his giant chew toy. That's a great video. Isn't it his giant chew toy. Yeah. Just giant. That's a great video. Isn't it Gumby?
Starting point is 00:19:07 It is Gumby. Yeah. It's a great, that's one of the all time great feel good videos. That dog goes nuts. Gumby. So Randy went absolutely nuts. He was doing laps around your house. Zoomies.
Starting point is 00:19:15 So he was doing zoomies inside. Let's do zoomies outside. Randy, let's, let's hit it. What a dog, man. Yeah. He'll get zoomie on you. Yeah. How fucking miserable is zoomies?
Starting point is 00:19:24 Fucking call it, call the damn kid little Boosie cause he's zooming. Man. He'll get zoomie on you. Yeah. How fucking miserable is zoomies? I can call it, call the damn kid little Boosie. Cause he's zooming. Man. So I was on a call actually at your house. It was the whole time. I was like, you're doing business in the house.
Starting point is 00:19:33 Yeah. That's Brett for you. It's not zoned for that. He was using your landline. It was tight. It sounded okay. But the whole time it was just like watching you on the nest cams the whole time.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Were you, did you see me on the, on the call? I was doing the, I was was literally doing laps around your house, and Randy was playing tug with Randy at the same time. Really? So it was like one hand on the phone, one hand playing tug with Randy.
Starting point is 00:19:54 God. I had one hand in my pocket, the other one. But then Will and I had a big Friday night. It was fun. Well, I told Brett earlier in the day, I was like, today's a day for drinking beers. We got to go out and have some beers. We did.
Starting point is 00:20:08 And he's like, where should we go? And I was like, give me some time. I got to think of the perfect scenario for us to be in. And I think I kind of crushed it. You nailed it. Absolutely nailed it. There was a, what appeared to be like a rehearsal dinner post party.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Does that make sense? Am I saying that right? A rehearsal dinner post party at the make sense yeah am i saying that right a rehearsal dinner post party at the same bar we were at and so will and i kind of ended up we were sitting like right next to it as a closed off section we were kind of ended up like we were commentating on the party like oh this we were surrounded by everybody like we essentially were at this rehearsal dinner yeah we we almost introduced ourselves and try to get in What bar was this? It's called Easy Tiger. It's on...
Starting point is 00:20:46 Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a great post-rehearsal dinner spot. It's also just great. When the weather starts cooling down, I mean, we were sitting outside in jackets enjoying ourselves, live music, Stein's a beer in front of us, just eating German boards.
Starting point is 00:21:00 It was great. Doubled up on the beer cheese, which was smart. And then we ended up going somewhere I've never been before, even though I live right next door to it. Well, up on the beer cheese which was smart and then we ended up going somewhere I've never been before even though I live right next door to it
Starting point is 00:21:08 well hold on one sec okay I want to shout out the band Vody I believe it's V-O-D-I because they were this rehearsal dinner
Starting point is 00:21:14 as entertainment and might have been my favorite live cover band I've ever heard in my life it was it was amazing stuff
Starting point is 00:21:24 wow they had a playlist that just hit Bruce Springsteen hell yeah Van Morrison Live cover band I've ever heard in my life. It was amazing stuff. Wow. They had a playlist that just hit. Bruce Springsteen. Hell yeah. Van Morrison. Paul Simon. Like, exactly what you wanted with Cool Weather finally here. Not Celine Dion.
Starting point is 00:21:36 Who's Rumors? I can't think of it. Fleetwood Mac. Fleetwood Mac. The Eagles. It was just, everything was just killing. The girls loved some Rumors album. Oh yeah. Fleetwood. It was just, everything was just killing. I bet the girls loved some Rumors album. Oh, yeah. Fleetwood.
Starting point is 00:21:47 It did well. And you could tell, like, the moms and aunts were all getting, it was like the first time they drank in a while. Oh, yeah. The uncles and the dads
Starting point is 00:21:54 were all getting into it. Started doing cokes off each other's wieners. Didn't see any of that. We did have a big-ass bratwurst, though. It was fun. I don't know about the food
Starting point is 00:22:02 such at Easy Tiger, but I do know like the atmosphere and and booze brett and i had a board it came with a giant pretzel it came with two sausages it came with some beer cheese which i learned brett is a big beer cheese guy so you gotta do coke off the sausages we didn't we thought about it oh and then oh yeah i would do that that's actually that's smart yeah that's a good compromise yeah you still get the sensation so when you said y'all had a bunch of beer i thought you're talking about nose beers ball. I would do that. That's actually smart. That's a good compromise. You still get the sensation. So when you said y'all had a bunch of beer, I thought you were talking about nose beers.
Starting point is 00:22:29 No, just regular liquid beers. Mouth beers. I did do a Red Bull block. Let's just call them mouth beers. That's like ball golf. Yeah. Which, by the way, if you ever say ball golf unironically to me, I'm done with you. I'm hashtag canceling you you ever say ball golf unironically to me I'm done with you
Starting point is 00:22:46 I'm hashtag canceling you what is ball golf it's what disc golf people call regular golf some disc golf people mainly J-Bone I think J-Bone was doing it just to troll which worked well obviously I'm still talking about it
Starting point is 00:22:58 then where did we go next we walked from Easy Tire it was nice because it was like 50 degrees we had some fits on. We went to West 6th. We did. Did a Red Bull vodka. And then some in...
Starting point is 00:23:11 Dude, you got to chill on those. I do. I'm worried about you. He won't, dude. My heart's going to explode one day, man. Dude, my heart almost exploded. It's going to be like Kill Bill. At the old Austin Pond Hockey Club yesterday,
Starting point is 00:23:21 your boy was not feeling good. I skated for half an hour for the first time in three years and my heart almost exploded. When you're at your house just casually mixing a cocktail, do you just make Red Bull vodkas? Can't say that I've ever done that. Okay, okay. That would be concerning.
Starting point is 00:23:36 We might have to have a talk. Yeah, don't do that. But in some conversation we were having on a at, on a bar West six, we were like, let's go to the broken spoke. And we did the broken spoke was used in front at lights as a place for a lot of scenes that they taped. And I had never been there.
Starting point is 00:23:55 It's not, it's not an intimidating place, but like you go there for a certain vibe. There's, there's people who go there and they're serious about two stepping. Yeah. And that's, that's always been the concern.
Starting point is 00:24:03 And one thing that kept me away for a long time was the fact that someone told me that if you are on the side of the dance floor and a lady approaches you and wants to dance you have to dance with her or else you just get roasted and that's always scared me yeah luckily for us there are two different parts of the bar one with the dance floor one with not brett and i chose to do the one not so also uh broken spoke is where garth brooks did a surprise show during South By a few years ago. It's also the cover of George Strait's new album. Correct. We were hoping for like a Lil Uzi Vert show there.
Starting point is 00:24:33 He didn't show. Yeah, we thought there'd be like a late night show from ACL or something. Like maybe Spacey Casey runs through. I can see that. Easily. That'd be lit. Yeah, it would have been too lit. What if we just didn't tell anybody and it was
Starting point is 00:24:48 just Brett and I standing there on the dance floor with a Lone Star in our hand just watching Casey. She's fantastic. After the picture of Miller Lite that we did, which contributed to the next day feeling like absolute shit. The amount of draft beer, I'm
Starting point is 00:25:03 convinced that draft beer is the enemy. I've been told that draft beer makes your hangovers worse than just drinking out of cans because if they don't clean the tubes properly, it brings grime. Don't has that problem. Whatever. And apparently it makes you feel worse.
Starting point is 00:25:19 I've never heard that. I've heard that too. And so... And it does. Hangover test, draft beer all day kills me. I think it clears out. And so. And it does. I hang over test draft beer all day kills me. I think it clears out. I think this theory clears out. And I don't know.
Starting point is 00:25:31 I woke up at nine. And I think Rosie usually wakes up at seven. Rosie looked at me at nine. It was just like, you're disgusting. And you're still solo. She's like, let me the fuck out. Yeah. I have like three missed calls from Sally.
Starting point is 00:25:42 And she's like, you never sleep until nine. Like, is everything okay? And I was like, yeah yeah I got fucked up last night I'm sorry and then I went to bed at 830 on Saturday 830 that's disgusting
Starting point is 00:25:55 I respect that you missed a lot of Pacific Coast football I did it was tough I had it on it was just playing while I was passed out in my bed oh well dave how's your golf trip well tell us about flounder you can maybe hear my voice i sound a little bit uh grimy a little bit deep voice uh it went well it was very fun however i woke up sunday um i i've developed a little bit of congestion in the chest, a little cough.
Starting point is 00:26:26 Were you and the boys doing nose beers off each other or something? No, we didn't. We were doing it off our wedges. No, but it was fun. So it was a dude's golf trip, 20 guys, lost pines in Frankston, Texas, which getting there sucked. Three and a half hours. It's like south of Tyler.
Starting point is 00:26:42 It's not even that far on a map from here, but just getting there is a pain in the ass but um the place is great stayed on the course they have like this little motel looking thing that's right off the 18th green and uh leave the light on for you they left the light on for us uh played a practice around friday and then we did a singles so everybody keeps their own score in the morning and then they seed everybody and then we did a singles. So everybody keeps their own score in the morning, and then they seed everybody. And then like the first top 10, they get to pick their player, and that's going to be your partner for the two-man. And then based on the two-man, then they do the same thing,
Starting point is 00:27:17 and then you pick your four-man for Sunday. So I played a lot of golf, even more because the guy who's supposed to be our a player on sunday he um he got sick there was a little bug going around and he was like in a bad way he couldn't play so i ended up being our a player and they gave us an extra shot so i was hitting two shots per i was hitting double the shots oh so i swung a lot of golf clubs this weekend my body is it feels better than i thought it would um other than the cough that I developed. But like, yeah, it was intense.
Starting point is 00:27:48 I was legit worried that I wasn't going to be able to play. But we had the glow-in-the-dark balls because we would go out to the 18th Green at night and hit chips and stuff. It was kind of fun. It was like classic, just dudes. Guys being dudes. Grilling steaks, grilled steaks Friday night,
Starting point is 00:28:04 ordered pizza Saturday. It was fun. I did not win, but I had a great time. You know what the old saying is? What's the old saying? You win some, you lose some. That's right. Try to think of anything wild.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Nothing really wild happened. How'd Flounder do? That's what people want to know. You know, I don't want to throw him under the bus. He admitted on here that his golf game isn't where he wants it to be right now. Well, there's a video of him taking his... He was my partner in the two-man. He was my partner in the four-man.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Maybe a putter toss or two happened. He tossed multiple clubs. Oh, is that a putter? I think that was a way. Oh. I don't know what it was. It wasn't his putter. If your putter finds itself in a tree, you missed a knee knocker.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Yeah. So, yeah, if you check me out at DC Rough on the Grub, he was on there retrieving his club from the tree. He wasn't having a great time. I mean, he had fun, but I made it better. Have you guys ever seen these? It's a Bluetooth speaker. Yeah, I've heard of these.
Starting point is 00:29:11 I got one recently. It was pretty new technology. And I had it in the car, and we were listening to music while we played golf. Can you imagine? No. I mean, like 10 years ago, if I told you you're going to be playing golf, listening to jams. I'd say you're crazy.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Yeah. You'd slap my face and say, let's go to Oktober golf, listening to jams. I'd say you're crazy. Yeah. Slap my face. Say, let's go to Oktoberfest. And do nose beers. Do nose beers off each other. Yeah, great weekend. How long until every golf cart's just optimized? That has like a plug-in?
Starting point is 00:29:37 Like, because I feel like at one point I would play golf at courses that had like the screens. GPS. But I felt like that was becoming more and more a thing, and now I feel like it's becoming less and less a thing. I think it's expensive. Yeah, I think it's expensive for the courts to actually maintain that, so they're just not doing it.
Starting point is 00:29:53 I do enjoy those, though. It tells you how far you are. I love it. Yeah. You don't have to yell. I'm the guy who doesn't have a range finder. I know. I need to get one so fucking bad.
Starting point is 00:30:02 Did you shoot it? Did you shoot it? It's so embarrassing to be the guy with that one that's like asking like, hey, can you gun that for me? So Clay had one of the better bits yesterday in the four man. So there was only three of us. We knew we weren't going to win. So the entire day, his thing was he went full golf course scramble guy
Starting point is 00:30:21 to where he's like, hey, drive back to, you know, if you saw a group on the other fairway or something around the t-box you know hey drive up to him and like i'd drive up and he would yell like hey what are y'all at what are y'all at like the guy who's like really interested to know what everybody's at and he kept sending texts to people like hey so what are y'all at right now and then he decided to go full machiavelli and uh start sowing the seeds of chaos And he decided to go full Machiavelli and start sowing the seeds of chaos. And he would be like, he texted a group. He was like, hey, I don't know what they're talking about,
Starting point is 00:30:51 but I don't think y'all are playing that slow. And he would just send these things to try to get into people's heads. And then he was spreading rumors like, dude, I heard JW's group, I heard they're hitting multiple shots. I saw them hit five drives. And people were like, dude, what the hell are you doing? I like it. It was so stupid. The gamesmanship is necessary.
Starting point is 00:31:12 But he was yelling. If we were in a par three, he would yell from the green before we walk out. What are you all at? And people were like, dude, fuck off, man. Yeah, that's pretty bad. It was pretty funny. I like it. I did too.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Scrambles, you're out there to have fun. It also makes me feel like you're the greatest golfer of all time because every single lie you're hitting from is like a preferred lie. And it's just an amazing feeling. It's so fun. The whole thing gave me such an appreciation for guys who go out and play four days in a row every week. That's a ton of golf.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Think Barn Rat, dude. The Barn Rat. He's out there grinding day after day after day. Sounds like we had a good this weekend of fun. It was a fun weekend. It was a good weekend. It was okay. It was okay.
Starting point is 00:32:02 Got home in time last night to watch the Cowboys game on delay. Didn't go well. Followed up with El Camino. Went El Camino succession finale back to back. Slop. We'll get to that, but yes, I enjoyed it. We'll get to that. I have a question for you guys when we first start succession talk.
Starting point is 00:32:21 Before we even get to that, we got some other stuff. We can just get this next segment if y'all want. Yeah, we can. But let's talk about Harry's real quick. Okay. I mean, humans have been shaving for thousands of years. Thousands. And the secret to a great shave,
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Starting point is 00:32:52 It is the only razor that I use. Bill and I are beard boys right now, but just because we have beards doesn't mean we don't have to maintain these things. You've got to clean the neck up. You've got to clean the cheeks up. I'm new. You've got to do everything. I've got to date with Harry's after this pod. You know what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:33:08 The other day, Sally was taking a shower and she was like, hey, can I have some shaving cream? She was shaving her legs and I was like, here, I got some Harry stuff. And she was like,
Starting point is 00:33:14 oh my God, the glide on this. Do you use the aftershave balm, by the way? I use it in scenarios where I don't even shave. Oh my God. If I'm just warm or something,
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Starting point is 00:33:36 They'll just hook it up. It's great. They cut out the middleman. Dave's a big fan of that. Oh, yeah. And they manufacture their blades in a German blade factory. Things are looking up for Dave. Yes. I wonder manufacture their blades in a German blade factory. Things are looking up for Dave. Yes. I wonder
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Starting point is 00:34:27 Is this Matty B shooting skeet? Do we need to talk about Matty B shooting skeet? You're not bummed that I missed this. He deleted the video, so it kind of taints everything.
Starting point is 00:34:34 But he wasn't shooting skeet like Dylan shoots skeet. Just a slow-mo shot from behind of him just taking down a clay pigeon. Yeah. And so like,
Starting point is 00:34:43 what was he shooting, like 12 gauge? Like a 12 gauge. 12 or 20 hard hard to say probably 12 you never know how many gauges there are you know it's hard to gauge yeah it hard to gauge it's good one day so wait why did he take it down i don't know was it like insensitive it's not like he was like it's not like he was drunk fucking around with the boys like he was just shooting skeet like that's a totally normal thing it's like like he was drunk fucking around with the boys. Like, he was just shooting skeet. Like, that's a totally normal thing. It's like the most innocent use of a gun
Starting point is 00:35:07 you can possibly do. Yeah, you're just sporting. You're sport shooting. Yeah. Like, when y'all told me that there was a video, like, a gun thing, I thought maybe he was, like,
Starting point is 00:35:17 he had an AK or, like, you know, some assault rifle. Maybe he had a Glock, like, at a house party or something. He's doing a bump off of the fucking barrel. Yeah, this seems pretty harmless. I mean, he truly was not doing anything wrong. It was a little shocking to see Matty B put out a video and immediately see a gun,
Starting point is 00:35:41 but once you realize what was happening, you're like, oh, okay, cool. Maybe it's because he's getting recruited by all these top D1 football programs and he doesn't want that on the TL. I feel like... That would help, I think. Yeah, he could go to Georgia Southern or something and they'd probably fucking love him there.
Starting point is 00:35:54 Any school. He's from Georgia, right? South or Big Ten. He lives in Atlanta, yeah. He lives in a mansion in Atlanta. I wish I didn't know that. He's a 16-year-old who lives in Georgia. I would imagine there's a lot of 16-year-olds in Georgia
Starting point is 00:36:04 who grew up shooting guns, who know how to use a firearm. Does he need to stop tweeting out his videos of his plays? No, he needs to tweet all of his highlights. There's no way he will go play anywhere, right? No. He weighs like 128 pounds. He's tiny. He's tiny.
Starting point is 00:36:19 You're not built for D1, dog. He's breaking them off, though. No, he's not. He's leaving guys in the dust one of my one of my favorite bits on twitter is when you tag tom herman in his videos it's so like unnecessary tom check this guy out did he i wonder if did he send an apology tweet for anything because that would be peak let's find out and better not have now if he sent an apology his most recent tweet though from october 11th is an all-time bad tweet that photo yeah it's just a photo of him he's not even doing numbies in it he's kind of mailing it in lately with this content
Starting point is 00:37:00 has he even put out a rap video in a while he's probably getting a little bit more serious about school he's got the sat coming up or some shit. He's got a new girlfriend. Is she a rocket? That is 100% not his old girlfriend. I'm definitely not going to comment. The fact that I know what his girlfriends look like is embarrassing enough. You know too much about this 15-year-old's life.
Starting point is 00:37:22 She's only with him for his bars. That's true. You got to be careful when you're Maddie because you're just going to get sniped just for the fame. Yeah, he's definitely not going to get recruited anywhere. Maddie B's always said, fuck the fame, give me the money. I wonder how Kings Ridge is doing this season. Hard to say.
Starting point is 00:37:42 Brett, can you look up how Kings Ridge is doing in Georgia? See if they have any stats on a certain Matthew B. Is he on varsity, though? It's a good question. That might be JV footage we're watching. Kings Ridge football?
Starting point is 00:37:57 Yeah, in Alpharetta, Georgia. Gotta say, it makes me question his skills as an MC that there hasn't been a locker room freestyle video released from him. That would be the best.
Starting point is 00:38:07 Yeah. That would be the best. I bet he can't go off the dome. He's reading that shit on his phone. So the boys at Kings Ridge. You want to keep going? That was unintentional. You want to keep going?
Starting point is 00:38:17 They are one in five. Well. Can you pull up stats on Matty B? What's his last name? B. Bukowski. He's related to Chris B. It appears he's not.
Starting point is 00:38:29 No, he's not related to Chris B. Yeah, I think he is. Is Chris B his dad? Yeah, dude, he might be. I could see that. Per this roster, he's not on the varsity team. Dude, that's JV footage we're watching. I knew it.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Dude, that's good. He's got potential then. No, that means he's not good enough to be on varsity. Yeah, but he's also young. There's a lot of young No, that means he's not good enough to be on varsity. Yeah, but he's also young. There's a lot of young kids. I think he's like a sophomore or junior. If you're a sophomore and you're not on varsity, and you're still on JV, that's okay.
Starting point is 00:38:52 We don't know how big Cambridge is. Yeah, but if you were a strong player, they would bring you up. It doesn't look good for Matty B here, guys, because there's only 39 players in the roster. Only five seniors. Excuse me, four seniors. That's not good.
Starting point is 00:39:06 And it is not good. Matthew, we got to talk. Come on, dog. They also, their starting quarterback, his name is Braxton Chadwick. TFL? I'm sorry. Braxton Chadwick? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Do you think? And one of their seniors. I just found his Twitter account. One of their seniors. 6'1", 195. Braxton Chadwick? He has that in his thing. I'm going to update my bios One of their seniors. 6'1", 195. Bryston Shadwick? He has that in his thing. I'm going to update my bios with my stats.
Starting point is 00:39:28 Where's he getting luched from, Dave? 5'11", 3 quarters, 184. A lot of small religious schools, honestly. I'm looking at his TL. Shout out to this kid. Did you guys see the video this weekend that Shitto put on the TL of people comparing CTE to smoking cigarettes? Yeah. That was incredible.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Dude, the moms lighting the cigarettes for the little kids. Like, why is this happening? Imagine being on set for this and not laughing. Like, there's just a row of, like, six-year-old kids in full football pads getting cigarettes lit for them. That commercial is incredible. It's really good. The mom cannot be more excited to let that sig for her son, too.
Starting point is 00:40:09 I just responded with that photo, and it still did numbies. I wonder if Matty B even follows his teammates. Hey, do you want to do an FMK with other stuff for the Kings Ridge Christian football team? I don't know. Alright, here we go. Let's see where you go with this. FMK, the names. Okay. Braxton chadwick can we do stan mute cancel yeah let's do stan mute cancel stan mute cancel the names of uh the king's ridge christian football roster okay number 15 starting
Starting point is 00:40:36 quarterback braxton chadwick i stand okay number 80 wide receiver freshman, Knox Driscoll. Okay. What? And here we go. Number 75, he's a junior guard, 6'4", 190, Parker Maddox. So, again, that's Parker Maddox, Bradston Chadwick. I like it when my guards are 190 pounds. And Knox Driscoll. Dude, Knox Driscoll is like the most affluent Dallas or Austin kid name. Knox Driscoll is the most affluent Dallas or Austin kid name. Knox Driscoll.
Starting point is 00:41:07 Knox, because you've got Knox Henderson in Dallas, and you've got the Driscoll Driscoll Hotel. That's amazing. He's getting muted. I'm still going to stand Chadwick. I've got to stand Chadwick. He's the QB1. And then the Parker kid.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Parker Maddox. I agree. I have the same stand mute cancel. I agree. Wow. Unanimous. That's amazing. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:41:29 I saw where. I was pretty bummed when I saw Trump. Hashtag Trump videos trending. And it's not the one of him getting urinated on. Is that video out there? No. I think it's fake. It's too bad.
Starting point is 00:41:41 But. Hold out hope. Yeah. It would really be something if there was a video release of our president getting urinated or urinating on what if he was in like the oktoberfest video he's in the background he doesn't drink though right no which is the weirdest thing that's the biggest red flag and we had obama over here ripping cigs while he was in the White House. Like, that's tight. Yeah. Yeah. Give me a president who rips heaters. Analog cigs, as Duda would say.
Starting point is 00:42:15 The coach of Juventus smokes cigs. One team just built an entire part of their locker room so he could smoke cigs in it. There are some guys on tour who smoke cigs out there. Oh, yeah. Cabrera does. Oh, dude, yeah. He's just ripping heat. Wouldn't you?
Starting point is 00:42:27 I'm more of a tincture guy myself. Yeah, okay. Nicotine is straight to the bloodstream. CBD nicotine. Good for you, man. Ooh, that's a great combo. Shout out to my buddy, Goss. He brought the CBD.
Starting point is 00:42:40 He was the CBD connect. Dude, Sally bought some CBD to sleep and stuff. She never uses it anymore. And I want to use it. You should make some brownies. There's melatonin in it. And I'm like, dude, I want to use this in the morning and chill out. I can't take this melatonin in the morning.
Starting point is 00:42:59 Nah. Be a tired boy. Can't do that, man. No. Hey, should we talk about what the people want what do the people want Will I just it's what I want I just want to talk about
Starting point is 00:43:10 El Camino and Succession like super bad oh god I thought we were talking about I thought we were talking about super bad I thought we were talking about the other thing
Starting point is 00:43:15 we're not going to talk about super bad we could do it uh yeah I was on copious amounts of codeine last night when I watched these
Starting point is 00:43:22 so I might be a little foggy are you trying to kill a cough? Why are you sipping lean on a Sunday night, dog? I have a cough. Oh, okay. I thought it was recreational. No. I don't necessarily enjoy that.
Starting point is 00:43:34 Every now and then I like to, you know, hit that oil. I hear you. Is it fair to say right now that if you haven't seen either of these, you should just, like, turn it off and go watch them and come back later? Yes. I got to say what we're doing is nice that we're warning people. A lot of people on Twitter will, maybe you included got a little reckless,
Starting point is 00:43:54 especially right. I mean, the right after, are you talking about El Camino or succession? I'm talking about both, but you with El Camino, you're pink. You're,
Starting point is 00:44:04 you're taught. Okay. You said you love Jesse sweater. You're his fit in the last scene. So in my head? I'm talking about both, but you with El Camino. You're pink. Okay, you said you love Jesse's sweater, you're his fit in the last scene. So in my head, I'm like, I know. I couldn't stop thinking about that during the entire thing. That's not a spoiler of any sort. I was like, okay, he's wearing a sweater, so he's probably in a lot of it.
Starting point is 00:44:18 I didn't say sweater. The only thing that's spoiler-esque about it is you know that that's the last scene. Yeah. And that doesn't give any plot points. You're right right you weren't as egregious as a lot of the succession people on the t.m i said okay no i see i i was strategic about this i said the fit jesse gets off in the last scene of al camino i knew exactly what it was going to be that's that is yeah i was because i didn't want it's objectively a fair tweet, but for me knowing you, it's like.
Starting point is 00:44:45 I'm pretty, I'm pretty hyper. Like, I'm pretty sensitive about spoilers. If you have, by the way, if you haven't seen it, like, and you haven't turned it off already, stop listening. Just stop. Jesse. Jesse. I watched this Friday afternoon.
Starting point is 00:44:58 I couldn't wait. Sweater game's stupid, Jesse. I was going to stay in on Friday and watch El Camino and just enjoy like a couple glasses of red wine and just really chill out. Turns out I did the opposite and I just went hard with Brett. But I watched it Friday afternoon, which had to have been on the earlier side for most people. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:45:17 What are you guys' instant takes? I know Dylan's already. I've already spoken with Dylan at length about this. I give it a C plus. Out of 10, what do you give it? C plus would be like a 7.8? The scales work differently if you do it that way. If we're going to go letter grades, I give it a B plus.
Starting point is 00:45:34 Because I consider 5 to be average on a scale from 1 to 10. Okay. And if I'm doing it that way, then it was about a 5.5. I gave it a 6.5. When someone asked me, this was immediately following me watching it i gave it a six and a half i just i'm glad i'm glad it happened i don't think it ruined anything for me but i think that it just didn't it didn't have enough for me i don't know i didn't i didn't love it i wasn't in love with it the entire time um i knew I knew watching it that some people weren't going to like it
Starting point is 00:46:06 because I think they wanted the best of Breaking Bad. Shocking twists and shit out of nowhere, like when Walt runs over the drug dealers. For me, I like knowing where Jesse ended up, but the flashbacks and stuff were really good. Like him and Walt, him and Mike, like that,
Starting point is 00:46:31 that stuff where they showed kind of what was going on back then. Can I ask you a question about Todd, Jesse Plemons? Yeah. Was he a fact? Was he this fat back during that? So he's definitely... He looks like hell.
Starting point is 00:46:46 Yeah, he looks like shit. Okay. I was like... Fat Damon. Trying to figure this out. Dave, I'm going to disagree with you on the Walt flashback. Yep. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:46:55 For me, it left a lot to be desired. They completely wasted Walt, in my opinion. They had a diner scene where they had a flashback conversation, and I thought it was going to be like extremely moving and like it was going to maybe fill some like some plot holes in. I expected it to be like, oh, shit, that was an awesome conversation. And it sheds a lot of light on like their relationship, et cetera. It was just kind of like a mad conversation. If you're going to book Cranston for a full day of shooting for this movie,
Starting point is 00:47:27 you've got to make it count much more than they did. Well, I thought you got to see into Walt's psyche a little bit more, like how he ends it with, you know, you're lucky, you're young, you have a chance to do something special, and you're young. So it kind of goes into more like what we find out about Walt that this wasn't really about um providing for his family necessarily this was a chip on his shoulder from the uh the company that he you know cashed out 10 grand for 10 grand and like now is like he's got this chip on his shoulder and he's felt inferior the entire time and like his way,
Starting point is 00:48:05 only way of him doing something special was to become this like drug kingpin. For me, I felt like a lot of just motivating factors and Walt's entire, like from the start of breaking bad to the end of it, I thought a lot of his motivation was just having complete control. Yeah. I mean, he's a,
Starting point is 00:48:22 yeah, he's a, like he wanted to, to control everything and he he became a control freak and like yeah
Starting point is 00:48:30 I don't know I the last 30 minutes were fantastic they were the last 30 minutes made it worth it I just
Starting point is 00:48:37 I don't know Skinny Pete's a real one I could have used a little bit more of Skinny Pete and Badger yeah I didn't even show Skinny Pete getting in
Starting point is 00:48:44 I want to see how Badger I want to see how Badger's shit panned out. There's no way Badger executed that plan. No, right? Badger having to hitchhike back, that's a real one move. That would suck. Yeah. They're day ones right there. I'm glad.
Starting point is 00:49:01 So, like, the way that I look at this is that it was set up for not disaster from the beginning, but it was definitely set up to have people have elevated expectations. The issue is that it was essentially watching two episodes of breaking bed. And that's not a diss. Like that's still great. Um, but I think I just wanted more and i don't think that's fair and i also believe that it the reason that they did this was because you you have closure in every
Starting point is 00:49:34 other character's arc you might not have in better call saul yet because that's not i guess you don't get closure there but you get a backstory you get from them. The only person that had no closure is Jesse. True. And so like getting that felt really good because out of everyone in the show, outside of Walt, which we know his closure, he's dead.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Like Jesse's the one person that I was like, all right, I really want to know what happened to him. So I'm glad I know. Dude's chilling in Alaska wearing dope sweaters. I also thought the ending was perfect. Some people didn't like the ending of him driving away. Like we just, we got back to where we started. If you think that's where we
Starting point is 00:50:08 started, then no offense. You're an idiot. It went from Jesse driving away from a crime scene with his entire life just crashing to him driving in Alaska with nothing to think about, nothing to worry about, and complete silence, solitude, whatever.
Starting point is 00:50:24 It might not have been happiness because he's doing it but like he's okay now and i thought i thought a really nice ending and people saying that he's back to where we started like are we no that's just a bad that's just you mean it's like a just a broke like lost kid he doesn't no no no just from i think just people saying like him driving away. Yeah, he's driving away from the, like everything. I thought you meant for them back to where we started, like in the beginning of the whole series.
Starting point is 00:50:52 Oh, no. Okay. I mean, maybe people were saying that, but I don't know. Yeah, I just want a little bit more from it. His parents are about to be devastated when they show up to that place where they used to go fishing. Yeah. Oh, Jesse's not even here.
Starting point is 00:51:05 He's been sitting outside of the house the entire time. I like that they didn't try to do too much. Like, there's a – they could have forced in some crazy twist or something. And I almost think, like, that could have done a lot to shape the perception of the actual series if they had gone too hard. But this, they, like, they didn't force anything, I feel like. Think you'll ever watch it again? shape the perception of the actual series if they had gone too hard. But this, they didn't force anything, I feel like. Think you'll ever watch it again?
Starting point is 00:51:30 The El Camino? I don't think I will. I don't know. I might watch it with Sal. I'm going to re-watch a lot of Breaking Bad and maybe I'll get the itch. I don't know. What did you think of the scene back at the shop where he confronted those guys
Starting point is 00:51:43 about getting that extra $1,800 and the guy challenged him to a fucking draw well that guy was at first i was like no one's doing this and then i was like oh this guy's been doing cocaine for like the last three hours so like that is something someone on cocaine would do have you guys watched righteous gemstones no i need to get into it because that guy is in there and i had never i didn't know who that guy was and so seeing him in el camino i was like oh my god that's that's the psycho from righteous gemstones and it's like watching both at the same time is a weird experience because both of these guys are just out of control shitheads and so it's it's very entertaining
Starting point is 00:52:22 highly recommend righteous gemstones to anybody out there hbo okay danny mcbride i'm not a big danny mcbride guy honestly it's like i think he's really funny and i've watched everything that he's put out but like i'm not i'm not the type of person if he drops something i'm like gotta go watch that i was eight episodes late to watching righteous gemstones i was a little bummed i. I thought we might get Walt Walter jr. I thought maybe Jesse would, I don't know. I had this thought.
Starting point is 00:52:50 I was trying to think where they were, where they're going to fill in. Like I was like, this thing's two hours. Yeah. Like how are they going to fill this? And I was thought maybe he would go find him or like, or not address him,
Starting point is 00:53:00 but like drop off some money for him or something. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe there was a scene that we missed that where there's like a Dodge charger driving in the him or something. I don't know. Maybe there was a scene that we missed where there was like a Dodge Charger driving in the background or something. I need to go look. I'm sure some sleuth is. I bet they had some stuff in there. And he was eating pancakes in there or something.
Starting point is 00:53:15 Some scrambies. Big breakfast guys when I'm getting out there. Yeah. No we get it. We get it. I like breakfast as well. Yeah. Yeah we get it. I don't. I like breakfast as well. Yeah. Yeah, we get it. I don't really have any other thoughts on it. I'm glad it's out there. I'm glad it's done.
Starting point is 00:53:31 And I'm glad that I watched it. It was tight how he unloaded on those dudes. Part of me thought... I love Jesse. Was the redheaded dude... I was like, wait, am i supposed to know who they are like did they get a redheaded guy because bill burr didn't want to come back and do it but then i was like no this is completely different people yeah i didn't think about that bill burr yeah bill
Starting point is 00:53:57 burr was saul's guy he was he was on uh saul and gus's like he was one of their henchmen right that wasn't his big break was was it? Bill Burr? Yeah. No, he was already doing stuff. I was going to say, yeah, he was already doing stuff. Yeah. You're right. It didn't blow my socks off.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Yeah. It wasn't like I went to Oktoberfest with a couple of bros. But the storyline, everything that happened, it didn't it didn't end up tainting anything for me i don't think no and that's honestly that's a win in itself you remove game of thrones because they're doing the not pre i guess they're going to do some stuff oh they're doing pre i guess it's a prequel i might might start that this weekend. Okay. Should we talk Succession? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:46 Okay. Oh, this show brought it. Now, let me address the people. Let me address the TL. Dude, like immediately after, I knew Kendall. We're going to have spoilers. I knew Kendall did something dope at the very, very end. I didn't.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Like 10 people were tweeting about it. Dude, okay. They didn't say what, but I was like, oh. So when I knew he was going to get the press I knew I was going to flip. I didn't know that. I went on Twitter. I had to watch it late. I did the nice fiance move and pick Sally up
Starting point is 00:55:15 from the airport at like 8.30 last night. I was late. I checked my phone while I was sitting in the cell phone parking lot and I saw old intern Luke, current listener. Major shouts to Luke. Yep, major shouts to Luke. S-O-B.
Starting point is 00:55:30 He tweeted something in all caps like Tom... Wamsgams. Wamsgams, whatever. Something like that. And I was like, oh, Tom got sacrificed. So the entire time I was thinking, oh, Tom. Yeah. I was thinking that too.
Starting point is 00:55:43 And that was the one thing that I saw. But I was like, dude, even. Yeah. I was thinking that too. And that was the one thing that I saw. But I was like, dude, even though nothing really happened with Tom that big for me, I didn't think what happened warranted that much Tom talk. We knew there was going to be a Kindle redemption of some sort, right? Like, I saw it coming. I think I even commented on it one of our prior episodes. He was going to do something to really get his swagger back. But to be fair,
Starting point is 00:56:08 I thought he had his swagger back last episode when he had the... He's shown glimpses of swag. He had all the swag when he was in front of the... Yeah, but he's still like a beaten puppy when he's around his old man. Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Okay, yeah, Dad. Okay, I get it. Dude, that was a fantastic episode I loved that the whole thing was on that incredible yacht too god that's like a $200,000 yacht
Starting point is 00:56:32 yeah you gotta think at least $200,000 you gotta think really nice yeah I thought people I got several tweets
Starting point is 00:56:39 from people talking about Tom's fits on the yacht didn't think they were that great now we're now we're tweeting someone about it he had some good ones I I don't know Kendall Kendall was Tom's fits on the yacht. Didn't think they were that great. Now we're tweeting someone about it. He had some good ones.
Starting point is 00:56:48 I don't know. Kendall was fucking around, man. Was Kendall? Who was wearing the fedora at one point? Kendall. What are you doing? Dude, Kendall, man. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:56:58 I feel like that actor would be funny in real life. In order to play Kendall and do some of the stuff that Kendall has to do, you have to be an entertaining person in real life. And I kind of Kendall and do some of the stuff that Kendall has to do, you have to be an entertaining person in real life. And I kind of think that
Starting point is 00:57:07 this guy might be funny. Needed to know a little bit more about Roman. What exactly went down there? They kind of, they explained a little bit, but it was just, I was like, man,
Starting point is 00:57:18 they got kidnapped at gunpoint and now he's just back. And I don't know. I feel like they could have given us a little bit more. That was a weird thing for them to do. They glanced over or glossed over the kind of most important part of that entire kidnapping, which is when they went into the room with the guys, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:36 My brain was kind of having trouble wrapping itself around that entire scenario. I didn't really understand. Was there kidnapping involved? Yeah. Who was doing it? The motivations? Everything that was going on. The entire time he was getting kidnapped so i i'm the implication we watched that episode last night with sally i watched the penultimate episode of
Starting point is 00:57:55 season two last night with sally because she had not seen the other one like they didn't do a good job explaining what was going on and it frustrated me the entire time that at no point did Roman just be like, are they going to fucking shoot us or not? Tell me right now, whatever. Like the entire time he just kind of pussyfooted around it and was like worried that he was going to say something. Like, I don't know. I just thought he could have been more direct.
Starting point is 00:58:17 Yeah, but it made it even weirder that it wasn't like they just kidnapped them. There was like a big room full of like dignitaries that they had taken hostage. Yeah, it was like, I don't know. The implication was, I think that it was some sort of terrorist group. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:34 But yeah, at the end of the day, they're not taking the private equity money. But we didn't get to see, the weird thing was they kept referencing, it was a big deal for Roman
Starting point is 00:58:43 to say, no, I had a bad feeling about these guys. I think they're flaky. But we never got to see that. You know what I mean? Like, that seems kind of important. Wasn't there one scene that kind of showed it a little tiny bit?
Starting point is 00:58:55 Maybe. I didn't rewatch the penultimate, but it could have been. I imagine not rewatching the penultimate, though. I mean, I didn't. So I live that, what you just said. I didn't really see him sitting down and saying something different. But now that I think about it, I should have seen Kendall doing that. I did think that it was weird that Kendall was so okay with going and doing it.
Starting point is 00:59:22 So him just flipping the script makes more sense. You know, the line that shifted, right. The shifted, his decision-making is when Logan said, you're not a killer. Like,
Starting point is 00:59:32 that's why you couldn't be CEO. You're not a killer. He could have been, he is. He is now. That's what, that's what he did. He's like,
Starting point is 00:59:38 I'm going to kill you old man. So I, my buddy texted me last night and he said, uh, he just, he asked me right before, he goes, hey, have you watched Succession yet? And I was like, no, I'm literally sitting down to watch it right now.
Starting point is 00:59:52 And then I texted him after. He was already in bed. Texted me this morning. He goes, how about that kiss? The kiss on the cheek? And I did not know that this was a thing. Godfather-esque? Apparently the kiss of death is a mafia thing.
Starting point is 01:00:07 Yeah, it's Godfather 2, Michael kisses Fredo. Okay. Oh, wait, hold on. Don't ask me. Dylan hates Godfather. Fast forward 15, 20 seconds if you've never seen Godfather 2. In three. Yeah, so Michael, Michael's brother Fredo betrays him.
Starting point is 01:00:23 Okay. And then they're in Cuba and and the Cuban Revolution happens right there. Godfather 2 is just a masterpiece, and he goes up to Fredo, and he finds out that it was him who betrayed him, and he gives him a kiss, and he says, I knew it was you. It breaks my heart. And then at the end of the movie.
Starting point is 01:00:40 It broke my heart, Fredo. He's dead. Yeah, it says Bacio de la Morte yeah that's what we call it as the kiss given to the assassin delegated to execute a death sentence as if to seal the solemn judgment
Starting point is 01:00:56 and wish success on the assignment like apparently it's a thing so I didn't see that coming and I'm not a godfather guy so I don't really know I thought I had that thought I was like this is weird it was weird and now that this is like now that i've read that it's a thing it makes complete sense that they would include that uh so the end when they show logan's face and he like is just like yeah kind of respect he's kind of holding back a smile right yeah it's almost like he set kendall up to do that just to be clear he was always the
Starting point is 01:01:24 one who needed to take the fall, right? Oh, he's a scum. He's a total scum. I don't care if he's a scumbag or anything like that. But just everything aside, he needed to use that to change the entire regime to his kids. And he was never going to do that, even though those shareholders said, like, we want you to take the fall. And then he told Kendall to his face, like, they won't accept me. Yes, they would have accepted you. They wanted you to take the fall and then he told kendall to his face like they won't accept me uh yes they would have accepted you they wanted you to do it so this might actually save the
Starting point is 01:01:50 company yes or save it for them no this is the smartest move that could have possibly happened he was proud of kendall in that moment i promise you can i say how could you be like yeah he he did exactly what you accused him not of not doing and he fucking killed the top dog. There is one person I want to see Kendall kill. Not literally, but business kill, and it's Stewie. I fucking hate Stewie. Oh, I kind of like Stewie. Stewie's such a dick to him. Such a dick.
Starting point is 01:02:16 Dude, he deserves it. He fucked Stewie in the whole takeover situation. Yeah, you're probably right. Whatever, though. I don't like Stewie. I thought that was really random that they went... How tight was that?
Starting point is 01:02:29 It's like, oh, he's in Greece right now. It's like, let's take the mini boat or like the regular size boat that just accompanies this yacht to go do this business meeting. Just a money flex that whole episode. It was tight.
Starting point is 01:02:39 Helicopter, the helipad. Connor asking Logan just for a casual $100 million because he was strapped for cash. Come on. Are they going to show us any of this play so we can like judge whether it's trash or not i mean it's got to be trash you know it's hilarious imagine asking your dad for 100 mil and him being like considering that for a while for that and then your dad's like well the only way i'll give it to you is if you stop running for president.
Starting point is 01:03:06 He's not. Logan was right about that. Yeah. Logan had been harboring that for a while. Yeah. Like at some point, like, dude, he's embarrassing the entire company and the family. I like when he said, I got, I'm a gif now. I got memed.
Starting point is 01:03:22 I'm a meme now. Do you know that that actually, like they actually showed that on camera the episode before? Yeah. That's why it was kind of cool. Yeah. It was good writing. You mean him reacting? Yeah, it was good. Overall, I thought that season was phenomenal.
Starting point is 01:03:37 It was perfect. Almost every episode, I was very, very pleased with. And the ones that I wasn't pleased with, it was because I was comparing them to the episodes that I loved. I just thought it was great. I did think, I was a little bummed that they wasted the Scotland episode in terms of the fits and scenarios they could
Starting point is 01:03:55 have put themselves in, but hey. Other than that, I don't really have too many critiques this season. It was awesome. Who did you think was going to get sacrificed as a family member? I thought it was going to be Tom. It makes sense. Tom is the one who you who did you think was going to get sacrificed as a family member i thought it was gonna be tom it makes sense tom is the one who deserves like do you think tom orchestrated i think they're right i think they're right though tom's not going to move the needle for the public because real quick uh when they sat down for the first time everybody on the boat to talk about who it should be i love how everybody throws each other under the bus i
Starting point is 01:04:21 wanted to know how long family suck i need to know how long it took that scene to get taped. I bet it was awesome to see. I do. I bet it took two days to tape that because the amount of camera angles they had to have on everybody for every single thing, those things take a long time.
Starting point is 01:04:33 That was a badass scene. It was great. Do you think it's plausible that Logan knew he was the one who deserved and should be sacrificed and strategically picked Kendall as like a challenge to see if he could actually pull the trigger on it? Yeah, I said
Starting point is 01:04:49 that a minute ago. I don't think so, but like if you told me that, I don't hate that theory. I think it makes some sense. I think it makes sense, but that's really taking... Because if you're... He heard from his top shareholder that he needs to be the one to get axed.
Starting point is 01:05:05 And he was like, okay, I'm considering it. And he even told the whole boat that at the beginning of the interview. And everyone gave it like, no, don't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think this may have been his...
Starting point is 01:05:16 Like, all right, Logan's... Or I mean, all right, Kendall, let's see if you can actually do this and you can be top dog. Say he doesn't do it, then they still remedy the situation by Kendall being the one whose head rolls. That's why i think at the end like he's holding back a smile kind of a win-win like this fucker actually did it otherwise it kind of makes logan look dumb
Starting point is 01:05:31 like because that's a dumb move it's very risky to put your son who you've shit on for a long long time who's struggled with substance abuse in a press conference like to to take blame for this deal something you know he deep down doesn't want to do and has no business doing, that's a bad strategic move and not one that I think Logan would make. And he says, I trust you, even though before he tried to push him out. It makes sense, man. I'm riding with that.
Starting point is 01:05:59 I'm a truther. I'm on board. I do think that makes sense. We'll find out. Who takes over? Kendall? I'm a truther. I'm on board. I do think that makes sense. I do. We'll find out. Who takes over? Kendall? It's got to be Kendall, right?
Starting point is 01:06:12 So Logan goes down. I mean, do you think that they have any allegiance toward Roman for being named the COO by Logan? Shiv has no say. Shiv stinks. Yeah, her stock is falling. I'm glad there was no Greg Zit. There was no Greg Zit? Greg not wanting to take his shoes off
Starting point is 01:06:40 was fucking hilarious to me. I was wondering if he was like hiding a wire or something. I was like, why won't he just take his fucking shoes off? And it was like literally it was his feet. He's got funky toenails. I wanted more testimony footage from him.
Starting point is 01:06:54 I wanted to see more Greg talking to Congress. Oh, I didn't. In the affirmative. I mean, the couple lines that he had, he crushed. It was so uncomfortable. Tom had a little coming out party. He got some of his balls back.
Starting point is 01:07:12 I thought he was going to tell everyone a straight divorce. I thought that's where it was going to go. She saved it, I guess. Like, I don't know. Who were they going to have a threesome with? Like a waitress. There's some good looking waitresses. Yeah. a threesome with like a waitress yeah some good-looking waitress yeah i mean it'd be i think it'd be hard to perform in that in that manner after being told that like your head's possibly
Starting point is 01:07:32 going to be uh on a stake the next day like that would be that would be a brutal night of sleep the night before i love how casual it's like all right everybody just get in the water enjoy it we'll talk about this later. Like, dude, that is so tense. Although that inflatable slide was tight. Yeah, it looked fun. I wanted one of the two other guys to go. Frank?
Starting point is 01:07:58 Frank or somebody else. Dude, Frank's been... Frank knew he had to go. Frank was just sitting there like, yeah. But... And he just sitting there like, yeah. But, he just threw Jerry under the bus. Poor Jerry. Roman and Jerry. They like each other.
Starting point is 01:08:18 Are they going to, just say it now, are they going to knock boots next season? Season three? Yeah. Oh, God. I hope not. I think they are.
Starting point is 01:08:27 I think they are. Is that it? I think so. Is that all she wrote? That was fun. Hey, before we go, I do want to give a special shout out to our friends over at Quip.
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Starting point is 01:10:05 Boom. Brett, do you have some breaking news for us? Because you're holding the mic like you do. No, I just wanted to jump in while we're on the topic of dental hygiene. Okay. The new ingredient that I've been seeing around the supermarkets and whatnot, charcoal. Be careful. What do you mean? Just be careful brushing your teeth with charcoal.
Starting point is 01:10:21 Oh, really? Yeah. Why? Why? It'll set your mouth on fire. It's, yeah. Change fruit. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 01:10:31 I'm not sure of the reasoning behind it. But I believe that it doesn't clean your teeth as well as it should. Okay, well, I'm using charcoal mouthwash, so that doesn't make me super thrilled about that. In the past, I've used charcoal deodorant. True story. I was using a charcoal toothpaste for a couple weeks. Okay.
Starting point is 01:10:53 I never had a really good, fresh feeling. The taste isn't great. No, but my teeth felt dirty. Gritty? Yeah. So I've been using that. It's like a whitening charcoal mouthwash and like really cool packaging and they got me it was like it looks like an instagram mouthwash
Starting point is 01:11:11 the the um i'm pretty sure that like the toothpaste i got was probably from instagram same same brand type of thing it says so here's what this says a review from the british dental journal which i guess you shouldn't really be taking advice from the British Dental Journal. Like, they don't really have the credibility there. Teeth aren't great over and above. Yeah. Shout out to our friends, though.
Starting point is 01:11:31 Cross the pond. Major shouts. But from early 2019, charcoal provides little protection against tooth decay, and there's limited scientific evidence to support the other health claims. In fact, adding powdered charcoal to toothpaste actually makes things worse. the other health claims. In fact, adding powdered charcoal to toothpaste
Starting point is 01:11:45 actually makes things worse. That being said, charcoal's a good detoxifier. They've got charcoal lemonades out there that you can drink, stuff like that. Apparently it's very good in that sense. In terms of like brushing your teeth, I've heard to be a little careful. Is this an ad for big charcoal?
Starting point is 01:12:00 I would say big charcoal's in the pocket of a lot of different industries right now. I feel like it's a popular ingredient across the board. Yeah, I agree. Charcoal's having a moment. Like the face stuff you put on. Yeah. Or creams.
Starting point is 01:12:10 They're all charcoal based now. It's like the new health ingredient. I only use clean coal. That's my favorite fossil fuel. Clean coal technology. Yeah? Yeah. Carbon footprint's a real problem.
Starting point is 01:12:24 Dylan knows about that. Don't even get me started. I have a small footprint. Do you? I watched him, like, idle in his car for, like, two hours the other day. Yeah. My apartment complex outlawed the bags that you're supposed to use for recycling, and so now recycling's gotten a lot more difficult around the apartment.
Starting point is 01:12:44 I quote tweeted that thread telling people it's aggressive to look at it. Yeah. And I'm getting some pushback here. Are people saying like, dude, I opened this on my laptop. It worked. There's a disclaimer. I'm a little bit... I don't know how some of these videos are still up, but I had to share that with people.
Starting point is 01:13:01 Maybe I'm in the wrong. Well, you got to bring it to everyone's attention since we're talking about it too. Yeah. That's what I'm thinking. You're fine, Dave. I said this thread is really aggressive for Monday morning Well, you got to bring it to everyone's attention since we're talking about it, too. Yeah. So I'm thinking you're fine, Dave. I said this threat is really aggressive for Monday morning, but you have to do it. You didn't have to do it. I just was suggesting it. I mean, if someone scrolled down to the doing the coke off of the piece thing, they should
Starting point is 01:13:20 have seen it coming because it starts off with chicks doing coke out in the open. And then, you know, it's not there's an ass shot. It's not going to get more. Yeah. Yeah. You asked for it. Whatever. Some girls, but.
Starting point is 01:13:32 Maybe even other parts. If you're at work and you're worried about getting in trouble, maybe you should have been on Twitter. Can you imagine having a job where you couldn't just be on Twitter all day? It would suck. I think most jobs are that way. What would you do? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:13:48 Die? Yeah. Just doing like Excel like chats with each other. Oh, yikes. You have to like find ways around like
Starting point is 01:13:56 they like outlawed G chats and then you have to like go into like comment on like Google Drive documents with each other. Yeah. If you're in like a Google Doc
Starting point is 01:14:04 or like a Google Sheet and you're just typing in, you're texting, so you just type in a cell and then the other person sees it and erases it and types back in the same cell. That's a good move.
Starting point is 01:14:13 Send a funny Slack reaction gif to your buddy. God. Imagine having a company that just airs everything on Twitter too. Man, that would be something. That'd be a tough way to wake up on Columbus Day.
Starting point is 01:14:30 Tough way to wake up on Columbus Day. Speaking of, happy Columbus Day to all the backers out there. Is Columbus Day the supposed day where Columbus discovered America or is it his birthday? It can't be his birthday because it always falls on a Monday, right? Yeah. It's always a Monday, right? It's just the day commemorating when he slaughtered millions of indigenous people.
Starting point is 01:14:53 Yeah. No one talks about that. Twitter's talking about it. In fact, I believe some people recognize Indigenous Peoples Day instead of Columbus Day because... I'll fuck with that heavy. I'll get behind that. I'll fuck with that heavy. I bet you behind that. I'll fuck with that heavy. I bet you will.
Starting point is 01:15:06 You know, because my people. I know. That's what I'm saying. Look, I support that as well. I definitely like Native Americans
Starting point is 01:15:15 more than I like Christopher Columbus. Thank you. That's my statement. Thank you. That's my official take. 1,492. Columbus sailed
Starting point is 01:15:24 the ocean blue. So you're for like total reform in education of how schools teach the... Was he on the Nina the Pinta or the Santa Maria? No one knows. That's different.
Starting point is 01:15:34 That's the Pilgrim. No, which one was he on? That's the chicken. The chicken people. Which one was he on? Pilgrim's Pride. They were the first ones to bring over pigs,
Starting point is 01:15:43 which as we know has become a pretty big problem in the South. Feral hogs? Yeah. I read that half of the hog population is in Texas. Like, half of the world's feral hog population is here. Half. That's insane.
Starting point is 01:15:59 I don't know if it's true or not. Because, like, Russia and Asia are very large. Say we killed every single feral hog. Russia and Asia as well. Say we killed every single feral hawk. Russia and Asia as well. Say we killed every single one of them. Yeah. What would happen to the world? You don't even want to know.
Starting point is 01:16:12 I mean, something would be imbalanced, whatever they, I don't know. Imbalanced, I'm saying. I am. Not in. Did you see that invasive species in Georgia? That it was just like, it was like a snake. Yeah, what was that? That was my breaking news, by the way. The snake lizard thing? Yeah. They were like, if you see it invasive species in Georgia? That it was just like, it was like a snake. Yeah, what was that? That was my breaking news, by the way.
Starting point is 01:16:26 The snake lizard thing? Yeah. They were like, if you see it, kill it. Like, I've never seen such a direct comment from like the, whatever organization it was. It's like, if you see this thing, absolutely kill every single one of them. Why?
Starting point is 01:16:37 What threat are they posing? I think they pose a threat to the indigenous ecosystem. Not necessarily people, but it's like, if they're killing a bunch of fish. It's like their zebra muscle. I saw a fox on the course. It was tight. It was real big and red.
Starting point is 01:16:52 I say, what was your name? Ha. It looked at us and was like, oh, ran off. You know, they do that sometimes. Yeah. Foxes are tight. He saw a flounder. He was like, dude, that guy kills things.
Starting point is 01:17:03 Yes. He's lucky. I'm getting out of here. Heers are tight. He saw Flounder. He was like, dude, that guy kills things. Yes. He's lucky. I'm getting out of here. He's lucky that Flounder just throws his putter at him, smokes him in the side of the head. Is that the most Texas thing you could do is like have like a gun rack on your golf cart? Yes. You're out there and you just see like a little like a spike or something. You just pop one.
Starting point is 01:17:18 I almost said like there's got to be someone out there. Like, no, there's more than someone out there. Like there's probably thousands of dudes in Texas that have gun racks on their golf carts. Your buddy's just got, like, an approach from 100 yards, and the ball's in the air. He's just, like, poof. That'd be tight. That'd be tight.
Starting point is 01:17:32 And your boy just shoots your ball out of the air. Can we do that? You know, Dylan is, like, the original... That's true. Lobble or sand wedge golf shoot guy. Yeah. What? Yeah, a long time ago.
Starting point is 01:17:44 This was 2012-ish. Senior year of high school. I hit a flop shot. My buddy hands me a shotgun and I shot it out of the air. Like all in one motion. Wait, you hit it and then... I hit it and I dropped the club real fast.
Starting point is 01:17:59 My buddy had a shotgun ready for me. Okay. Passed it to me. Boom, shot it down. Did you pick up the ball after? Yeah. Okay. Is there a video?
Starting point is 01:18:10 I mean, I haven't seen this video. There is a video. Okay. I can't tell you how to find it right now. Is that you who screams afterward? No, that's my friend handing me the shotgun. Okay. I always thought it was you.
Starting point is 01:18:20 No. It doesn't even sound like you. No, that's my buddy, Eugene. Shouts to Eugene. My best man. What's up? Cool. Shouts to Eugene. My best man. What's up? Cool. Shouts to Eugene.
Starting point is 01:18:29 His name's Austin, but we call him Eugene. Huh. Shall we? Yeah. Well, hold on. I did have one piece of breaking news today. And it's that I don't have any news, because as Dylan can attest, huge game for the Sabres today.
Starting point is 01:18:44 Oh, gosh. At NAY Hockey. Let's go. 2 p.m. Eastern. Sabres hosting the Dallas Stars. I've been waiting for this. This is big. This is big.
Starting point is 01:18:53 Some are saying it's a must-win for both teams. Like, are the Sabres for real and do the Stars need a win pad? They do. Dude, they really need to dump and chase this game. It's been like... You're not even watching the offense. They should do the slap shots more. Yeah. Dylan's a big neutral zone guy. Oh, yeah. Blue line to even watching the offense. They should do the slap shots more. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:05 Dylan's a big neutral zone guy. Oh, yeah. Blue line to blue line, though. Dylan, don't fuck with him. Remember the two-line passes that used to be illegal? Dylan was like... Dude, that was...
Starting point is 01:19:13 That was an era of hockey that was just sad. Well, it's because Eric Lindros kept fucking cleaning people up on the opposite blue line. He had to do two-line passes. I loved Eric. I wish...
Starting point is 01:19:22 I hated him. I hated Eric Lindros. That one guy's knuckle puck is so good, too. I hated Lindros. Dylan, you want to watch the game today? I would, too. We'll go to Pine House? Maybe.
Starting point is 01:19:32 Whoa. Maybe. Okay. I'm freaking out. It's afternoon hockey, man. Oh, shit. What time? 2 p.m.
Starting point is 01:19:39 I got to get a pump in, though. All right. I do too. It's like 11 right now. I snoozed this morning. I was ready to go. I was like almost getting dressed, and then I'm just like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:49 It happens. It's Monday. Let's get out of here, man. See you guys tomorrow for spooky season. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
Starting point is 01:19:55 Bye. Bye. you

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