Circling Back - Only Fans, Pulp Fiction, & Raccoon D*ck | Circling Back 4-16-26

Episode Date: April 16, 2026

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All right. All right, we're back. Thursday morning. Hello, Dave. Just looking to myself, feeling myself just a bit. Circling back podcast. Last free one of the week. What?

Nothing. You got something to say? I admire you admiring yourself on the screen. Well, if I don't do it, who's going to do it? Me? You know, Randy's going to gas you up every single freaking day in here. He's looking fine. today.

He did kind of mail in the fit today, didn't he? I came straight from the driving range. Straight from it? Yeah. Wow. It was a mat day, sadly. I don't like hitting off mats. I didn't know he worked there.

Okay. Randall Trebaki producing. Hi, Dave. How you doing? Doing fine. I'm going to give you about 30 seconds while I post something, but I want you to just talk and do something entertaining.

What are you posting, dog? What do you post it, dog? A promotion for this. this here podcast. Call him JT because he's out here posting. I didn't finish posting. I got caught up. I had a very important meeting I had to attend.

Yeah, meeting on the throne. Come on. Damn, dude. What are you doing? I'm filling time. Get that tweet up there, that story post up there, huh?

You know what? Well, I'm just going to take the reins. I'm going to introduce us to our virtual guests. KJ, how are you doing? Thanks, Randy. I appreciate the introduction.

I don't know I'm cutting in line ahead of Dylan, but. But Randy, I'll go ahead and say this. This doesn't make me feel good about my bet on your ability to run 60 minutes solo pod. This really, this really worries me if we're kicking it to the guests this quickly. I would definitely be thrive more in a studio alone than have to try to perform in front of these guys. That's the thing. You really think that's true.

Oh, absolutely. What would you talk about? I could definitely do content way more comfortable with no one around than with you two around for sure. Why? Do we make you nervous? Because you guys are judgy. Yeah. Yeah, we pay you. We're judging your performance.

If you guys would have seen me do my little night and gnome thing, you guys would have been snickering the whole time. Is it like your third grade teacher when the principal sits in the back to observe the class? Is one of those situations? Oh, dude, that's when the class turns at all. Dude, it's so bad. You can just feel the tension in the room is so awkward. There's got to be a better way. I know.

I know. Now you can with technology and stuff. Cameras. Sure. You put a GoPro. Did you see the kid, the home run celebration, kid had a GoPro on his batting helmet? What? Yeah. I did not see that. All right, I'm just going to have to see KJ Lagway. Yeah, you think, because you can't see him. Yeah, I'm just going to have to see him. Yeah. That's good, dude. That's good. I mean, then we can't, they can't see you. It's only KJ on right now. That's all right. All right. So So there's a problem with a didn't update on our current program and KJ's extremely The people don't care.

They don't care, but just that's why we were late today. They find a way. I am. I'm going to report to them. KJ, what's that weather like up there, Haas? Buddy, I'm glad you mentioned it. We have been big weathering like no other here in the Midwest, the upper Midwest, if you will. Madison has had, I don't know how many touchdown, official touchdown tornadoes we've had,

but two, maybe three straight days with tornado sirens going off. And I live maybe 500 yards from one. And so it has been an absolute disruptor. You're like, oh, no big deal, probably during the day. No, no, buddy, no. We caught a 1 a.m. tornado siren on Monday night. I want to say a 7 p.m. Siren Tuesday night, which, as you know, right there in the like bedtime,

bat time window. And then yesterday it was like around four or five o'clock, which is pick the kids up time. And I've been doing all this while my wife's been in Florida all week for work. So it's just been your boy's dad maxing for sure. Do you have a basement, don't you? Hondo P. So you guys just go down there. It's absolutely the move.

There's no huddling up in a bathroom. I'm not watching every. Well, I am watching it on my phone. So my kids could like sleep. on which night we're talking about, or we just had a movie on Tuesday. They watched a movie. I had the warnings up on my phone. I'm reading it on closed caption.

Safe to say, I report to one of my group chats about the lack of quality of some of the news anchors here in some ways here in the Midwest compared to Texas. The weather anchors aren't much better. And I mean skill-wise. it's amateur hour up here everybody sleeves are down jackets are on they're zooming in to like a street level to tell you about the detail of the storm and I'm like I don't see need to see a neighborhood buddy back that bad boy up back that bad boy up give me some layers get your fucking coat off roll those sleeves up I want to see that you're in the mode with me does Austin have they're not there Austin does not have sirens okay Austin is the old I guess what is the traditional tornado alley

I think Austin falls under it slightly. Yeah. Kind of ends a little like maybe Waco way. Did Dallas? Okay. Yeah. Okay. Mm-hmm.

I've never heard. It's very ominous. Luckily. Yeah, I assume it's... It's very... And now in Dallas, at least, they'll do it for a severe storm, even that's not torn in it. Yeah. Have you ever heard the Chicago, like, severe weather siren?

It's different. And it sounds like post-apocalyptic. It is not good. I think that's probably... Get your attention to something. I'll pull it up. It sounds really, really. It's not like you're typically.

Is it just some guy from Indiana saying, let's get you framed up? No, I'll bring it up. It is eerie. It is really, really, really. It's not. See, this is why I can't do 60 minutes in front of them, KJ. This is the problem that I'm dealing with. Can we just cut, call that the end of the episode, restart?

We'll plug everything else in the middle. Also, KJ, can you turn your mic down a little bit? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He offers a rebuke. Mm-hmm. Fair enough. What's the, what's the Robeck today?

What's the Robey? Straight red, straight red and white. I think there's blue on the collar. I don't think this is a game day personalized, but I've got a couple that they've got some regional theme ones. There's one for like D.C., the district. I've got a hoodie. It's like little tiny polka dots red and white and blue. Pretty dope.

Love the versatility. seven minutes in people were like who's that other guy over there well it's none other than dylan shivery that's your boy man feeling good got a nice little walk in this morning a little uh little humid out a little sweaty as you know you wouldn't hit balls but man i'm feeling good good to get those steps in early you know got kj things the vibes are just popping today dude you should do a solo show i should Yeah, you weren't around because you were out. I said that I was fully prepared to come in that Thursday when Dylan was maybe not going to come in.

I was fully prepared to do the solo show. I am interested. Maybe you could just do a one-off one time and we could release it. But I do want to know what you got in the bag. What you got in that bag. Would you just, you wouldn't just like freestyle it, right? I think part of it I would. Just be a stream of cautionist.

But I think I would definitely take some wind-d-do- some listener questions or Reddit, be interacting with the chat, but I would have some things prepared for sure. He would gesture Max. He probably, he would get up right here in front of the camera. I said freestyle. I'd imagine him like actually freestyle. Yeah, I wasn't going to, I was going to laugh.

I don't want to undersell, but at some point, you got to throw a compilation. There's, there's probably a large percentage of the audience that has no idea the absolute, heat you put together for at the end of the live streams, uh, in the beginning, uh, early days of TMD live streams. Cause I think there's like Emmy level performances in the green screen.

Yeah. He, no. Did he pick too early? Was it happy hour sign off? Okay. Yeah. That's the thing.

That was another thing where I got to just be completely about myself, prepping, uh, prepping a bit. The king of the green screen. Different times. COVID Randy was a different beast. there's no challenge here people will forget quickly that dylan's got years of like mail-in experience and would like be like oh man i don't want this and show up but just absolutely just smooth velvet

knock that shit out of the park and the rest of us would be trying way too hard oh i don't think so i think it go just do it dude way better i'm expected that's actually what we brought you here today we're gonna take a step back i can do a mail in i could do a mail on by myself if i was just answering questions and voicemail that could that would go well live is a different an animal. Why? You could do it live. I would have to record it and maybe perhaps touch it up.

Fair. You know, post production. You know how it goes. Dad, it passed. You do it in post. You want to hear this siren? Yeah.

Wait, can you do your, I want you to do it with your mouth and then play it. It's like, woo, woo, woo, woo, bo, woo, bo, woo, bo, yeah. That is not it. That is, that is the severe weather Oh my God. It's eerie as shit.

Say that for spooky. That is, yeah, I told you guys it was different. That's the everyone's going to die, exactly. Sounds like, that has to be reserved for invasions only.

Yeah, exclusively for invasions. And like alien demon invasions. Like it is, it is not normal. It is scary. Jelsey, speaking of invasions,

I don't really know how to tie this together. Jelsey, I saw a grinder's back. She got, she got signed. Britney Gryna. She's back. She's back.

I didn't know she left. I don't know. Or somebody signed her. Okay. That's great, man. Yeah. I realized very quickly my voice is too raspy to do the test a bit. I still say we got fleeced on that trade, but anyway.

You think he's dealing arms? Yeah, he is. I was going to say, how's he doing right about now? We did an update on him. He is dealing arms. He's probably eating pretty good. He's great. He's a conflict.

His arms are probably like cut up in the straight of her moves or something like that. So he's probably not doing too great. His arms right. Okay. It's going through double blockades. Dude, if anyone could work around the blockade, it's him. Yeah, it's true. You got to send the onion night to smuggle your weapons.

Ah. Game of Thrones. Of course. Sir Davos. Oh, yeah. An honorable knight. Sure. Was he actually a knight, though?

Was he ever knighted? Please so. I think so. We think so. I stopped the rewatch, by the way. Oh. What do you rewerew? watching now? I started the boys last night. Oh, new season. Dude, it's good, man. I'm three in.

Cut up. I know y'all talked about this at length, but I will co-sign or really actually to say this. What do you call it? Gen V. Gen V. Yeah, Gen V's worth your time. Worth your time. The first season was good. I did really enjoy the first season. I just need to watch. Don't, don't sweat. Hey, do I need this or not? Like, it's worth your time. As much as the boys is, like, there were no parts. And I was like, oh, man, this is so bad like no it's fine it's tough because i'm i'm used to the boys disappointing me right every fall hey hey seriously if you like content check out our newsletter wash dot substack dot com drops tomorrow it'll be in your little inbox you go to work click click there's a little thing no better way to start your day seriously well i'd say like a long walk or maybe a uh a third a 14

dollar bucket of balls at the private slash public country club if you can if you can work in a walk a bucket of balls and then the newsletter all before like 10 o'clock you're living good you're absolutely feasting yeah we all we all had a monumentous morning you drove balls you walked i bike ride we were having we were having quite a morning this morning you did you did bike ride i did i need to post that video of you walking in the door actually in you're did he come in hot in you're i'm hiding it you just he just he just He has like bike, like, you know, the attire for biking. Not the tides, but he's got the bright, the fluorescent.

He's got tites. Are you do tights? I don't do tides. You know tides? You should do tides. He's very color coordinated. It's just very fluorescent, you know, tank top. Just so I don't want, I want to be high viz.

I don't want these cars hitting me. Yeah. And how about a bike last summer? I know that's not on the rundown, so I shouldn't stretch too far, but. I'm leaning towards the point of like, what else should I be wearing? I feel like I will look more ridiculous on a bike with like cargo shorts

and a shirt, just a normal shirt riding around a neighborhood. Like I don't have a road bike. I'm not going on like a five, 10 mile excursion. But like, if I just want to go get my cardio up, circle a few neighborhoods and come back,

like wearing clothes, I feel like it's more threatening, wearing regular clothes. It is a weird look to have your normal like a tire on and just to be on a bicycle that's yeah yeah it's not like a beach cruiser or something i mean i just wear a workout clothes yeah it's a tank top and and you know athletic shorts it's the helmet it's the juxtaposition of the helmet with like the uh if you're wearing like a j crew button down i'm going missing and made as i'm shifting gears it would be weird it's a weird look

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Don't say the C word, dude. What's going on? You put it on the rundown. He said raccoon. Yeah, I was going to say. We did have some pre-show discussions on how we were approaching this. Raccoon. raccoon penis uh is that better i don't know yeah it is it's more appropriate uh our friend rfk

junior um admitted to cutting off the penis of a raccoon okay okay i i just moved here from uh a war torn country across the the world what is that who is that what do you mean what's the context here Um, well, okay, of course, RFK Jr. is our secretary of health. Oh, so he must be making a very, an elixir with this raccoon's cock. Okay. So, uh, there's a new biography out written by Isabel Vincent containing a journal entry of RFK Jr. recalling a strange interaction with some roadkill. By the way, he's got a thing for dead animals.

Of course, the bear incident. Central Park. Anyway. Is that when the restaurant got a not so good review? No, this is a different one where he dragged a dead bear to Central Park and confused a lot of people. It was a prank. In RFK Jr., the fall and rise, there's a passage from his journal that reads, I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a roadkill, a road-killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be.

Okay. Okay. And that's pretty that's pretty much the quote that we're talking about here. You know, like, if you go to like a therapist to be like, yeah, you should journal. It's really helpful. Maybe it's not. Maybe you shouldn't. Not everybody should journal or maybe leave some things out. Well, it's funny you say that because there's a, uh, a funny thing going on TikTok where like people are just like putting, just saying their, uh, or maybe it's a tweet, like their thoughts and like complaining online and like the best or. was, Dan, did the journal factory explode? So, maybe some people should be journaling. The journal factor.

RFK Jr. had his kids in the car patiently waiting as he chopped off the raccoon's sexual organs for further study. What? Okay. Note to self. Oh, there's a dead whale incident, too. Yeah. That's what did he do? He drove, like, tried to get there before the, he heard of a bee.

They've been reached whale. Don't they explode? Yeah, some of them. Because the gases build up inside? He wanted to see it explode or something? No, I think he wanted to take it home. You can't just take a whale home. Isn't that it, Randy?

You didn't have heavy machinery for that. Didn't he, what did he strap to the top of the car? Was that the bear? I think that was the bear. I thought that was in a pickup. He just put that in the middle of the city. Okay, Jay J has got some. I was checking my journal here and I was journaling things that

journaling things I read in RFK Jr.'s journal. You're both right. Two vehicular strapping incidents. One, the head of a whale for four to five hours in which he was quoted and saying, every time we accelerated, it was the rankest thing you'd ever smelled. You just know. I don't know. He hadn't lived in Lubbock and attended any clubs there.

But also, he mentioned to survive getting home, they put. plastic bags over their heads. Luckily, he went on to say, and cut holes where your mouth would be so they could breathe. Thanks. We hoped you would. And that's how they drove for that amount of time. Okay. He also strapped the bear to his car, his truck and thought he was going to skin it.

But, uh, okay. In 2012, Kathleen Kick Kennedy told town and country magazine that her father, RFK Jr. cut the head off of a dead whale with a chainsaw that washed up on Cape Codd and strapped it to the roof of their minivan causing, as she described, whale juice to leak during the drive. So what KJ notes is correct. A dead animal. I hate to see RFK Jr. coming. What's going on here?

He's he has some kind of sick, I don't know. Maybe to you. To me, I think I applaud both men and women. And if they're not in STEM, they're interested in STEM. It's for science, Dylan. I don't think to throw out that like my kid wants to be a veterinarian, so I'm going to cut the dick off of a raccoon to support his future endeavors. That seems like an odd shielding of your weird decisions with a kid.

If he's going to, if he's going to try to be a veterinarian, let's just say that first year at Wisconsin veterinary school is not for the lighthearted. if you ever heard J-Bone's story about it. He was originally going to be a veterinarian. And like in the first like couple of weeks, they made him castrate a piglet. And he's like, yeah, maybe I'm not going to be a vet. He dropped being a veterinarian. A piglet.

It looks like there are a few different species of whales near Cape Cod humpback being the most prevalent, which is a big one. Yeah, I bet. Yeah. It's a pig whale. Most whales are big, but that's certainly a big one. It is the pig. Didn't we discover the pig genitalia is like a little curly fry? That's a duck one.

A dolphin is what you think. Pigs got a corkscrew. Do they? I know they have a corkskewarm. We just named three completely different creatures. We're talking about raccoon cocks. If we want to talk about other cock, let's see. I'll find out.

Pig penis. You don't have to do that. You don't need to look at all, man. shouts to chat yeah corks true corwick brandon who says and again no one asked him to disclose this

which is what I'd like to point back to like yeah he I don't know maybe after the press conference last week he just felt like hey let me say some wild shit in the news like I don't know what are we doing he's way too forthcoming with this information that's just super weird I'd like to think that like my grandfather's like journal is like stuff from like World War II

and stuff. About your grandma? Yeah, maybe some nice stuff about grandma. And like he didn't put every little weird thing he did where it's like, oh, stop, stop brushing my teeth for a number of weeks or something like, it's like, why did you put that in there?

Like, it's like, I don't know, just weird things. Like, I've been flicking boogers around the house for no reason. Okay? Like, yeah, dude. Any chance he met like the new grocery clerk, Leroy, down at the pigly-wiggly and jotted it down. He's like, met someone new today. I guess I'm demographic, Maxon. Did he record that in his journal?

I love to read Clav's journal. Yeah, I'm sure Clav is journaling. No, he's just, he's just live streaming the whole guy. That is his journal. His stream is a journal. Well, he can't, okay. More on him in a minute. Or we can just do it now.

It's not really even on the way. He can't live stream anymore. What? I sent you something. Okay, okay, yeah. Check it out. I don't know. He said that, but then he streamed his whole evening.

He opened a club. Yeah. So that was his club. The whole thing was streaming. God, he looks great. Yeah, apparently he invested a lot of money into a club. KJ, are you aware that clavicular overdosed? Yeah, I had a major cortisol spike the other day.

I was wondering why. Okay. All right, let's watch. I ain't going to be doing any more substances for a little while, probably for forever. But that means I can't hire all stream anymore. So that's a bit. I really can't IRL stream.

Because as you guys know, I'm quite brutal without that shit. So that's, uh, I think I have to finish it. figure something else out. Fuck. I have to figure out a new method. Either practice, magging's over or just find any form of content. I don't know. It's fucking done for it.

I ain't gonna be doing it. Okay, so he's not gonna be live, like in public, live streaming is what he said. He's still gonna stream from his, like, his domicile. Dude, I'm pretty sure he was tweaking last night at the club. I saw a video. So he said he needs it. He needs those drugs to be able to do it,

to be able to stream in public. You know, he's not as bad as who's the kid who just walks around antagonizes people? Jack Dordy. Yeah, I like, he's the worst. He's, he's the worst. That guy's fucking sucks. I saw, I sent a video earlier of somebody.

It was him before the, uh, the overdose. He was just telling some young ladies that he took, a bunch of blue and used blue maxing. I believe blue is a reference to meth. Oh, not Viagra? Not Viagra. Not Viagra. Not Blue Choo?

Yeah. What's going on? Did they sponsor the show? They should. Did back in the day? They gave like Dylan like a three pounds. You still have that? Yeah.

I didn't measure it in pounds. For a rainy day. I do. Actually, I got rid of it. I think I got rid of it when I moved. I was like, I don't need this stuff. Yeah. Bad decision, coach.

Anyways. I don't know. I'm just trying to think what you would do with that raccoon's penis. Yeah, I don't know, man. Like if you're going to study it and you go home and you put on your, like your, your scientist goggles or glass, you know, the glasses. Yep, that's a raccoon dick. What do you do with it? Damn sure is.

There it is. Was he, that, that sounds like he was compiling a. You know, like a witch has like a cauldron. Yeah. And they look for little things and you got to put like a... Three tears of a virgin and one raccoon dick. What do you watch it? Why did you have a recipe ready?

Because I'm whimsical KJ. I want to see your journal. It's a potion ingredient book. It's going to be subpoenaed. Those witches were up to no good. You ever think that maybe like the Salem Westchester? I actually got rid of witches, or do you think it was all misogyny? For a long time, I thought it was Oregon.

Oregon, like, not massachusetts, like the... When I was a kid, I was like, oh, that's crazy. I didn't know we had settled that area. And then I was like, oh, yeah, there's a Salem over there on the other side of the country, too. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. I wasn't very smart. Can I say this about clavicular, not to get like full uncle on it, but that's my second

use of on. There will be no more. I do think, similar to the Tiger stories until we report on Tiger, like, let's say the obvious part. Like, I have, I'm not going to wake up or go to sleep and think of clavicular, whatever. But I do think that there is like an element of like, hey, let this be a warning. Two parts of it. A, maybe like 24-7 IRL streaming is not a good idea. I would say it's not.

And then B, I mean, I don't know. I'm trying to do the math. Like, I started a podcast maybe six, seven years ago, a long time ago. It was terrible. Probably still, yeah, I know. Probably still not great at it. But I definitely went through the phase from like, I probably should have a beer or two before sitting and recording and talking about nonsense bullshit for like the first 30 episodes

of partial recall. It's like, ah, I should drink to do this. And you grow out of that. But if I was doing like live walk around town and trying to like, be on that stand, I can see how that plane would crash really fast. So like, let's at least learn that lesson for him from him. And then I'll be very grateful that we didn't have to watch like this demise of Cole Campbell in his heyday.

And be grateful for the ones that, you know, we didn't lose to IRL ODs. Uncle alert. Are you trying to say that we need to stop doing shots before every podcast? I mean, you know, eventually. Eventually, you just move on to blue maxing during these things. I am rock hard right now, so let's keep it moving. Claft said he's scheduled a $35,000 jaw, like jaw reset resetting surgery. He's going to have his jaw basically like shifted forward and like re-screwed back into place.

It's just like TMJ surgery. Is that not like, isn't that just a common thing? Or is he turned to do with Leanne Rimes was doing the other day when she got that thing popped out? This is, this is a cosmetic play. It's clapped. Don't even know. Oh, okay. Yeah.

You've not seen this video? Speaking of blue. That's good catch. I love it. Come on. Yeah, Leon Rimes. I don't know. Whatever.

There's a video of her laying back on the ground. Brandy, if you find it great, I don't know if it's necessary. But she's trying to like unlock her jaw. She's not doing it. Somebody else, I hope medical professionals like. Dylan's reaching into her mouth in the cheek and it pops her jaw out. And like she's just full blown ugly crying camera right in her face like being held down. I'm like this is I don't know.

It was cringe worthy, but not from an embarrassment standpoint. I couldn't watch it. It was she did. And she like put out on her fucking story or some shit. If I was a female rapper, I would be Leanne rhymes. That's good. Because of the rhymes. Because.

Yeah. Now I get it, dude. I'm not going to. Don't worry, Kij. I'm not going to become a female rapper. That's also just her name. I know. It's a good name.

I only acknowledge the church of Georgiana when it comes to female rappers. So, you know, the rest of it. I only acknowledge Persia. Do you remember? I'm aware, yes. Persia, I mean, whatever. I'm not going to go into my depths of random female rappers. Do you remember Shamrock?

He won. No. Okay. Never mind. Where's all my MTV heads out there? All right. Well, that's it on. our clav slash RFK combo segment

I guess is he gonna comment on this I feel like you kind of have to be like dude what somebody's got to ask like hey man what is this about what would you do with that what would you do with that dick what'd you do with that dick dog

do you still have it let's just start there is it is it like uh is it pickled pickled raccoon dick yeah Rasputin's penis is pickled never think about that Bad guy that Rasputin. Lover of the Russian queen.

There's a whole song about it. They should write a song about Lucy. Dylan, you could sing it because you love Lucy. I love Lucy. I got Lucy in right now. Of course, it is the apple ice breaker, the 8 milligram. I can smell that apple ice. Yeah, which is just a pouch.

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Let's do it. Pete Hegsuff. Pete Hickson. You guys have all seen Pulp Fiction, right? You've seen. Even Dylan. Even Dylan. Even Dylan.

I love Tarantino. You're a Tarantino guy. I am. Yeah. It's my favorite frozen pizza. You sell feetpicks to him on the low. He has a foot fetish. I'm my number one customer.

Yeah. He was at a Pentagon prayer breakfast, I believe. Didn't know that such a thing existed. Well, he had. This month, every month. And he did the fake prayer from the fake prayer from Pulp Fiction. And I don't think he realized it, but here's the deal. That's my entire timeline is just everyone dunking on Pete Hex-Seth this morning.

If I'm Pete, first thing I'm doing is being like, yeah, I know, dude. I thought, I thought that I've seen the movie, the movie rules. I'm a Tarantino guy, much like Dorn. And yeah, I thought it'd be like good, you know, get the men and women in our uniform and intelligence services riled up with little, little Pulp Fiction. You guys seen this? You see in this? Oh, Royale with cheese is what they call it. You guys, remember that scene?

I do, yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, so hey, guys, sue me, right? So I, so I ad-libbed a little bit. That's what I would say. That's how I would handle it if I was the hag. Yeah, the line of the movie is delivered by Samuel L. Jackson. it's a it's a great scene i'm sure you sure you know the scene um yeah he he quotes scripture which is

fake and hexseth quotes the exact same scripture word for word uh play the video randy so the prayer is c-sar 2517 and it reads and pray with me please the path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men Evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of camaraderie and duty, who in the name of charity and good will, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.

And I will attempt to capture and destroy my brother. And you will know my call sign is Sandy one when I lay my vengeance upon. And you will know my name is the Lord. when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Pause it for the violence. So the prayer. They cut that part. Nice, nice.

We don't want anybody getting unalived on our stream. He just wants to sound hard. To be fair. Now, the delivery wasn't there, but he did sound pretty hard. It's not real. That's the thing about it. Is there a rule that you can't just,

you can't blend in the little flare into your prayers? I mean, do we have that? I mean, come on. He asked the people there to pray with them over fake scripture. KJ, what's your favorite prayer? I mean, all of them, so many of them, all of them, really. Old ones, new ones. Sort of like them.

All of the Matthews, both marks. Both Corinthians love those too, for sure. Shout out to all of the Bible school. That would be very ashamed to me right now. Um, there's, so we didn't get ball sack. Let me preface this by saying. There is like an unabridged version where he does attribute this to being like a, I don't know, he brings up the Sandy's, this group, yada, yada, yada.

Regardless, he still said everything that you just heard in that same setting. My favorite part of the entire video is the Department of War, like seal on the podium, just staring you in the face that we all just kind of, I feel like people kind of, I feel like people kind of shrug and still feel weird about Gulf of America. But the Department of War, I know it was like a return to that name, still feels very strange to see juxtaposed with, you know, this Bible verse in heavy quotations. So it's just very strange. It would be tied if the baseline from Pulp Fiction dropped like right when he finished it. You know what I'm talking about. Bam-a-bam-a-bom-bam-a-bom-bam-a-bom. Oh, yeah, that's sick. That one. That's how

wipe out. Good call. Then he walks off. Yeah. Good movies. Holds a test of time. Stans a test of time. This administration, this cabinet, they just, they never stopped delivering with the content.

I'll tell you what, dude, the window they gave me for my cabinet delivery, man. It's 12 to 5. I got to leave early. I don't know when they're going to show up. You never know what these subs. First of all, they got to get in there. They got to tear everything out. they got to rerun the electrical.

Not only that, not only that. They said they're going to have to shut the water off. Run the electrical. Yeah, they're going to have to shut the water off for at least. They said for at least an hour. I said, buddy, I got two kids under five. That ain't going to work. Wait, so you're the general contractor.

Also, you're the homeowner. Right. Okay. I'm on. Hey, man, I got to live too, dude. It ain't all work. Sometimes it's pleasure, bud. I hear you, brother.

I love how that contractor moved from Appalachia to East Texas all in the same delivery, but nevertheless, both appreciated. I don't know. I mean, it's beautiful to see, like, as good as this is. It's just like, I don't know. Some crazy shit will happen tomorrow. Yeah, like, this would be, we would, this gets said a lot, but, like, 10 years ago, how. maybe even five. This would be like a week-long thing,

like where it's like it's all we talked about. It would be like, he did the, this is the Pulp Fiction guy and he's the guy running this war or whatever. And now it's like, all right, well,

let's see what gets meme tomorrow. They could have brought one of the actors out on stage. That would have been the real capper. Like if we're not going to do pyrotechnics and get turned back into the next Drewski at, like Drusky skit, uh, we needed that to,

segue into the introduction of one of the actors from the movie. Maybe the scared guy on the couch, I don't know. Not the mad TV guy. Ving Rames, deceased, correct? Maybe. Look it up, Ray. Great question. Is he? I don't think he's dead. He's in the most recent Mission Impossible.

He's in Ocean Impossible. Yeah, he's a Mission Impossible movies. Good call. Breaking news. Rames. Despite the conversation that went on in our bullpen a couple days ago, Ving was alive and well good you see where you're missed dylan you're missed in that conversation for sure so you know immediately i got i recommended brett brett was unfamiliar with his work i recommended he go watch baby boy which is 100% baby boy's a good movie and there's a scene there's a thing

rain scene that'll stick with you for a long long time and yeah just it'll make you hate snoop dog for a while for sure if the olympics and everything else on television don't uh that will make you hate Snoop. Good point. All right. Well, has he spoken? There's got it. They had to have released a statement. Like, yeah, he totally knew what he was doing. He's either going to ignore it pretend it never happened and ignore all the noise around it or he's going to, like, you said, lean into like, oh, yeah, I know that's a Pulp Fiction. Okay. So they're like, Mr. Mr. Secretary, you got to have a, you're going to have to do a prayer. You're going to leave the prayer. And he's like, you know what?

We're at war. Let's do like a bad. What's the badass one for Pulp Fiction? Let's quote Samuel L. here. He probably, I mean, like, he definitely, he definitely. He thought he thought that was just a real quote. But what do you have? But would he like earnestly ask, nobody told him. Ask everyone to pray with him if he were to do that, you know? I mean,

no, he thought it, he thought it, I guarantee he thought it was real and nobody had the heart to tell him. That's exactly what happened. They were just like, yeah, dude, go, do it. Like, nobody's going to notice. It's so sick. They're like, they're doing the, uh, the Leo meme. That's Pulp Fiction.

What if he did like? Which also is a Tarantyman? movie, by the way. As I walk through the valley of shadow of death, I take a look at myself and look at nothing left. He was just doing that. Swerved off the path real early.

What if he was doing that? What if he just did Culeo next? You're going to do Culeo next? Or he gets meadow with it and he does Amish Paradise. I think that's where Randy's struggle was coming from. He was trying to untangle Amish Paradise. I was trying to make sure I actually did Culeo and not the actual

Bible verse. There's not a more weird owl-coded guy than Randy. And I was a, look, I like, there was some weird owl that we enjoyed. Even Ezekiel thinks my mind is gone. Deni, was not nominated to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame yet again recently. Sal? All about the Pentiums went hard. Yes, yes. All about the Pentiums, baby. Maybe, there you go, Randy, there's your, there's your assignment. We're giving you so much content. You could do a good 10 minute segment on reviewing the Weird Al. Catalog. Can you do a weird out draft? I used to, I used to be able to, I knew white and nerdy pretty, pretty well. Yeah, that was right and dirty. I was never a weird Al guy, man. Yeah, it's no way.

I was very aware. I feel like there would be like multiple George straight and that's, not. I don't mean that as a negative, but I feel like that's, they'll be like completely counter to, uh, it was, it was the era though. Like, I was like, I was like a teenager when he was at his peak, I think. He was getting play on MTV. Yeah. Like he was, he was not like a complete like counterculture guy. It was like, he was in the mainstream. It was just he was doing bits. Oh, I definitely, uh, the Phantom Menace, the Star Wars one instead of,

uh, American Pie. I, I definitely knew that one way better than new actual American pie. Golf, sorry, knocked over my microphone to golf clap for Randy's ability to segue us into the next topic. That's a great segue. It is a good segue. It's a, yeah,

I was watching the horizon out west as my toes were pointed that way. Thank God for Tocovas. That's right, dude. We love Toccova. They rock, dude. I got my first pair of Ticova's, about six, eight months ago, man.

Walk out of the store, feeling like I've been wearing them for 20 years. They were so comfortable. Which ones? And the cart rights. Yeah. The all black cart rights, which I've worn to the ranch. I've worn to formal events. Yeah, you have.

I got married in them. Oh, yeah. Actually. You did. I'll wear them to the discotheca. Yes, you do. And the border. I've seen you in the board room recently.

That's right. They're great. And Dylan outlined a great point. When you get them and you open that box up, let's say you're gifted them. It's a great gift, by the way. Put them on. you don't have that thought like oh man it's going to be like two weeks they're going to be all stiff my feet are going to hurt now it's like broken in comfort from day one if if you are gifted them

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She's on OnlyFans. Her accounts already live from what I have seen on the Internet. Really? She said... Show me your screen right now. I mean, I'm going to read a tweet. I was a different one. I thought you had it.

Okay. I thought we busted you. She says, I spent my entire. career working in Hollywood where other people controlled the narrative and the outcome of my career. This new chapter is about changing that, showing off a more sexy side. No one has seen, well, we've seen some of it. And being closer to my fans, I'm choosing only fans because it allows me to connect directly with my audience, create on my own terms, and just be free. I really do think this is the future, she says. So it kind of sounds like she's doing a solo show.

we're all wondering like what she's going to show right i hope she shows a more sensitive side that yeah which is why people will subscribe to only fans accounts um is only fans an app on your phone as well i'm sure ask me i's got i genuinely don't i don't know how do people consume that content hold on don't look in the reflection of my my watch out way to get busted. It's the first thing that goes through my mind and meetings when I've got some bullshit up on my screen is like, I need to really figure out how to move this and not be a reflection. Anyways, I mean, yeah, it probably could be an app even if it's not.

You certainly could create a shortcut where you essentially click a button from the home screen, get you right there if you want it bad enough. But to answer the question as to what she's going to put out there, hold on, let me. you know, just hit search real quick. And teenage me is, it's out there. Teenage me is stealing Mr. Shivory's credit card. And we're going to see what's what behind that paywall. Yeah.

She was so fun in that movie. You got to find your one, your buddy who spends money recklessly in the group chat. Like, just do, just give us. Just do it, man. Not naming names. Take one for the team, dude. I've already copped to like being that guy and caught like my freshman ear in the dorms. I'm no longer said guy.

And back in our day, when you were on the same internet as you would be in a dorm building, you could share iTunes libraries if you chose to. You could make yours just you or like shared drive iTunes library. And so you could just plug into all 10 or 12 floors of Waymeth dorm at Texas Tech. and, you know, I've access to anybody's music, anybody's playlist, or their, you know, library of MP4, whatever they were at that point in time. So, yeah. It was, you know, times were nice.

Charge a little fee, get put on the list, you know, it's good. It's good. I'm happy for it. I like this, that she's doing what she loves. Just telling her story. I support it. There's other stars who've gone on this route names that you might recall. call.

Donna Diarico, early Baywatch Starlet. Dave's favorite, whenever he learned about the site, Elizabeth Cambridge, former center, WMBA Center. It's a powerhouse in the league

for a while, had a little contract dispute, decided to do only fans, like tripled her salary at that point, never looked back. Well, how did we not get her,

man? Sorry. To call back. Yeah. And the others that have been out there, you know, are ones who like, according to sources, there are people who are famous who will then say I'm starting the only fans. And then it will just be like an Instagram and like a bunch of bullshit content and not like what you're going to only fans for. Adriana, Sopranos. She. Okay. Yes. She did. I have not followed up, but I saw that announcement.

She, I don't know if she did only fans, but she did some risk-day stuff. She did. Oh, another one of note. Melania Vine troub announced that she was going to do an only fan for charity purposes. And she did. She raised like $700,000, some odd thousand dollars. And it was for like animal, like, what do you call them? Animal rescues throughout California.

But she didn't go full nude or anything crazy. and she made that very clear from the beginning, much to all of our chagrin. What if I told you the aforementioned Adriana, known commonly as Drea de Mateo, has done 583 posts on OnlyFans? And you could subscribe right now, $11.25 for 30 days. That gets you 30 days. You got 30 days to do whatever you want when you're looking for your kids. Okay.

You're the type of dude to screenshot. Get out of here, dude. You got screenshot. Save your money, people. Put that money towards Patreon. You could also just Google and, you know, add in the words. I don't know, something like O.F. leak or whatever. You can find what you're looking for.

People, I'm just saying, if you do your research hard enough, do your own research. Find what you need. Yeah. Okay, Jay. Yeah. You're not going to find our Patreon links through Google. Circling back, Patreon League. Yeah.

Oh, dude, it's a voicemail. Episode 352. This is the one where some guy says, fuck you darn. Maybe we should show a little bit more skinn behind the Patreon wall. Get some more subs in there, man. How about you just show those feet? Yeah.

Maybe I will. Show those clunkers. Maybe I will. Brett's fucking has the dogs out every day. You can't have yours out. I want to see them things. It's got to stop. the problem is they're like untanned northeastern feet too like it's not even like a good olive

they're almost like yeah 100% like that you know good good shape but like yeah you know the people the people are looking for a little more spice in their life if if that's what we're bringing to the table would that be funny if we just started doing the patreon shirtless and like didn't really like acknowledge it just started doing it just started doing it man. And it's like, for just $10 a month, we do listener voicemails, one theme week every Tuesday, one Tuesday, the last Tuesday of the month. We do cold calls. And we're shirtless. So, just one button per like Seggie. We'd get a few of it. I mean, what was it? Ryan Fitzpatrick pops top every episode of whatever Thursday night football,

like post game. We can't finish the, uh, Epps with nips out. Come on. he's Harvard educated fair enough I don't know how that matters he doesn't say he must not be smart he's fancy uh well we wish wish her well I haven't really been following

her career post uh post American pie but she was only in the first one right or she popped back up in the second one I think she was in the second one as well she had a cameo in one of the later on

I think I checked out after like American wedding they were really bad every sequel they it was like clear. I don't know if it was that I'd like matured. I clearly had not matured because I was still doing dumb stuff. But like I remember being in the theater watching the one where the marriage won and like Stifler like fucks up the flowers and being like, this sucks. This is not good. You did get the, uh, the, uh, the Manscape blown into the wind wedding cake scene. And that was legitimately. Okay. I laughed. Very, very, very, very sure. But they, the problem is like, yes,

we aged out, but also there were heavy hitters in the comedy scene at that point. Like you were just beginning to get the Todd Phillips, Joe Joe, Joe, Joe, Seth Rogan, all of those things were beginning to start to take off. Will Farrell was in, you know, his head, his heater series. So like, back when you could still make comedies and the kids didn't have walk-up music and you could make a comedy and laugh at it and not lose your job. I'll save that for another day. This is Dave's new character, KJ.

Oh, oh, don't worry. I'm team old man in this discussion. And I've got no grounds for supporting it, but we'll save it for a slow day over the summer or something. And I will stand on that hill. But I also haven't had my kid in an actual team. Oh, okay. Not for woke comedies.

It's all been like the bullshit, like, correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I won't fight hard enough until I know I'm in a league that does or doesn't have it. And I've got like an honest perception. Our coach's, our coach's wife is the one who does the speaker, does the walk-up, she had to miss a game. So, like, there was, like, a group text, like, who's going to take over?

And, like, people were, I think I could tell there's people, like, nobody wanted to, like, people were nervous, like, well, that's a lot of responsibility. Oh, I wouldn't want that response. Everyone's scared a producer week. Look at that. That's right. I'd be afraid by, my, like, playing for my phone, it would switch to, like, you know. Shannon Elizabeth's only.

It would, like, auto play something after it and, like, oh, shit. It goes to, excuse me, Dylan Faves. Yeah. Future starts playing. Hey, I noticed. It jumps over and it's just a three-hour interview with RFK Jr. Like, explaining his family road trips. And I turned down the highway.

I get it fresh. Sorry. Hey, I know when Brian was up to bad, you heard the. the Rogan Peter Thiel podcast, but it was a total accident. And I just had enough of hearing about fucking Gawker.

We had to, we said no more. Hey, I couldn't help but notice when James was hitting, I think I heard, was it, Brick Squad?

Was that Gucci? Was that Gucci that was playing? No, we were trying to do minions for his walkup and not, not lemonade. Yeah,

after Brendan's walker, up, it sounds like 3-6 mafia slop on my knob started playing. Yeah, that's worst case scenario. That's one that's tough. Because that's one right off the start. Yeah. That one comes out, that comes in hot and you're just like, all right, well. It just didn't catch the end of Kyle Parks leaving Stevenville, like best case scenario.

Oh, former bowling class. Great with Alexis, Texas. You know him. There we go. I had to get it in. Now, there's a kid on the other, like, week two, or game two, one of the kids on the other team, I just came up to sicko mode. And me and a couple of the dads are like, okay. Love that. Okay.

T-man's kids in the league. Shout out. Dude, nobody loves sicko mode, boy, the T-Man. That's my Randy Trumbachy pool of the day. And Mo Bamba. Mo Bamba too. Oh, man. It's like his warm-up song.

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Healthyish food, you know, Mediterranean, get your hummus. You're a hummus guy. You might pull up to the tailgate with that. I do put hummus in my Kava bowl. You got to get some Tiziki. Ziziki. Is that you said? Sure.

All the stuff. I love the pickled onions. Me too. Love them. Maybe get some pickled raccoon cock. No, that's not on there. No, just Rasputin. Anyway, I, for whatever reason, don't ever go to the one.

There's one not that far from us. There's one on a main road, Brody. Brody. Did not know. Shout out to Homeland. It used to be something else. What did it used to be? I've always known it.

Was it Zoe's Kitchen or some shit? Whatever. Don't know. Vertz. You know your boy loves VERS. What did Vertz or Verz Kabab that turned into Kava? Am I awful men? I haven't heard.

I don't know if Vurt's still around, but they were. I don't think it is, but they like got absorbed. I thought it was the same era, but I don't, I don't know, man. You might be right. But all I know is there was a P.E. backed IPO three, four years ago. go with Kava. And it's so happens that that kind of coincides my Kava career. I didn't intend, I didn't stop going to Kava because of the IPO. That would, obviously,

that would be a weird move. I just didn't go anymore for whatever reason. We moved offices over here. The one in Westlake wasn't as close. Remember, it was very close to our old office to lodge. I went yesterday. I was like, oh, that sounds good. I like the Mediterranean food. Let's get some. Got a bowl. It's $14 bowl. That's actually kind of reasonable compared to like Taco Deli bowl, other bowls. Took it home, ate. It was chicken.

Portion sizes were just ass. Total cheeks. Not beef cheeks. It was chicken again. They didn't give me, but maybe what, Chipotle, say what you want about Chipotle. We know where that leads. But Dave, you have to remember, there was a time when Chipotle was being flamed. their portion size went back up because people started recording it.

You're right. And maybe this is what it's going to take to get COVID. Do whatever they did, they gave me what looked like maybe three quarters of a scoop of chicken. And for me, it's a protein play. That's the quickest way to lose me as your customer. Yeah. If you under deliver on the protein, I'm just never going back. That's why I went to, what is it, Mendocino Farms over by us. Yeah. Dude, the protein portion was just not there. And I was like, you know what? You got my money once. You're never going to get it again. You know, you know what type of a restaurant never does that? Like mom and pop Chinese food will always just like pile on.

Even Panda Express gives you a pretty good mom of me too. Almost to the point of where you're like, dude, don't give me this much food. Yeah, it's awesome. Shout out Hunan Lion. So, yeah, I'm sorry that you're going through this day. That's okay. I just want to, I'm curious to monitor the chat. I'm curious if anybody else has had this experience with Kava or Kava.

I don't know there was the private equity Jersey Mike situation they got rolled up I believe you were here for my infamous sandwich from a few weeks ago where my jersey mic sandwich was loaded I think was full throttle full of meat

had everything Copacola ham things of that nature Gabba ghoul had the ghoul I'm honestly blown away by how many states have Kava

we don't have it here locally in Wisconsin, unfortunately, but I mean, way too many to name. We look to be like one of maybe 10 states that don't have it. So, yeah, I'd be shocked if there are not several people

who've had a similar experience. And I'm not showing like one z-toosies in each state, like a dozen plus locations in all these states. It's just wild. Yeah, Vertz was not associated with them. They got bought by some other place that's California only.

So my mistake, but I didn't realize, Verz kebop was like an Austin founded thing, 2011 era. So that's why it's present to my mind because it was kind of... 2017, 2018 Grand X had some kind of a deal where we were going to promote Verts. And we had to do... I had to film Dylan saying, you know your boy likes Verst or loves Verge. You know your boy loves...

I still have that... I still had that video on my phone. It's the worst piece of sponsored content. It's so fucking bad. And I posted it and like thinking people would like have fun with it. I swear to God, dude, it got like two likes. And I deleted the tweet. I was like, what the hell?

I thought it would do better than this. I'm trying to think about what, like, chain restaurants do give the best portions. I feel like I always get an extra wing with wing stop. A couple wings. Like, if I order six, I feel like they give you like seven or eight. Places you don't have this problem. I'd say five guys. You don't have this problem with their fries.

Oh, yeah. Or really anything at five guys It's just going to be a bomb. Disagree. You don't like five guys? I went one time and I only got three guys. Oh, that's unfortunate. Mike and Larry on vacation.

It was a family, family issue. But yeah, five guys is a good one. I think Panda Express is a good one. Wingstop. But yeah, there are some places. You have the nail on the head with the Chinese food. Sneaky shout out. a big DoorDash guy

or whatever just because as we all know if he's are crazy and I'm definitely team like I'll just go pick it up two places I'm going with this one the one thing I won't go

pick up is something that's in the mall and the one thing that will deliver to you are Chinese food and bourbon chicken restaurants from the mall that is worth hitting up on DoorDash every now and again you'll have rice for fucking weeks

but the bourbon chicken definitely holds up don't pick up food from the mall Yeah, don't go do that. Unless you're already at the mall. Okay. 100%. I'm telling you the last time I went to the mall, there was lying around the mall for Antianns.

I'm going to tell you this. What? Yeah. When Alyssa and I were dating long distance, three hours and I was in Oklahoma City, one of our date spots in Oklahoma City was the Cantina Laredo at the mall. That's elite. Dude, Casey Laredo was good. You met you've had Cantonese. Yeah, absolutely. I've been my girlfriend when she was at A&M as in Dallas.

We would meet in Waco because it's kind of mid-distance. And we'd go to roses. Oh, hell yeah, dude. We went to the mall for a... And don't be wrong, there was no roses in Dallas. I loved it. Yeah, we did go to the mall for a Randy dinner. Cheascake factory. It was good, dude. It was amazing. Took some cheesecake home for the fam and I thought that was a nice gesture. Damn right. I guess in that case, that was a different. That's a pickup food, a take-home,

exemption. Plus, you can access the restaurant from the outside. It goes straight in. Yeah, that's a factor. You have to think about. You don't have to walk past the kiosk. But if you're home, if you're home watching like the RBC Heritage

and you're like, God, I'm hungry, I'm craving the bamboo bistro at the fucking food court. And you go pick that up. Something's going on. Yeah, that don't do that. You're not okay. that.

Fair. If you're passing a G&C and Skechers on the way to collect your food, maybe, maybe do a little self-reflection on the way back to the Honda's, what you're saying?

Yeah. If you pass the, if you pass Gadsukes. Or the store that sells the there's like a toy store that sells like slightly off-brand toys including like

video. game emulators that aren't official like Nintendo or Sega and you're like, are you allowed to be doing this? I don't know about this story. It's at the far end of the ball, dude. It's real beating in there too. Toys, games, calendars, and more, or whatever they call it. But you know you got to pull up in lids and get a green Yankee cap. Going to a hot topic, get a freaking Rick and Morty T-D shirt or something.

Oh, hold on. I got my food here, but I'm going to run in Spencers and see if they have. have a new study study hard poster in the far back go get a vibe oh yeah i didn't even have randy pull up the roadkill cafe poster it's better if we don't i'm glad we missed it but yeah shout out to that poster for those who owned it what else we got sorry you know me i love a chain restaurant that's pretty much that ends my food rant i thought we were going to go into a read for like dave's hot chicken or some sort of chain discussion right there but has anybody actually ever had daves because I hear nothing but good things.

I've never had it. No. It's my best and only option for like chicken tenders and or chicken sandwiches up here that is not Chick-fil-A. And I would say I'm a once a week, once every other week. And they also have cauliflower sandwiches

or cauliflower bites. So as I am married to a Pescatarian, having a non-meat option is always key. So their nugs are good, sandwich is good, big fan. Interesting. And all this food talks made, making me want to get those Popeye chicken wings, Dave.

Popeyes will get the, look, you're more likely going to get more than you bargained for. They're going to throw in an extra breast. All right.

Total recall style. You're like, all right, well, I guess I have to eat it. I guess I have to eat the whole chicken. Yeah, you do. Love that.

Those wings were good. I highly recommend them. Dave was right. But you got to get the original hot. Don't do any of the other sauces. Yep. It's a good way to spend your money. And if you're looking for a good way to track your money, maybe check out Rocket Money. It's my go-to financial dashboard.

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Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled out by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and let go with it. Little more girls.

Let's go. It's like KJ kick it off. KJ, what are you up to this weekend, Big Dog? As I mentioned earlier, I am solo dad in it this week. next week, two weeks after that. So what I've found is that I've just been over promising the kids all week on any requests they have. That sounds awesome.

We'll do it this weekend. I have no idea what that list looks like. I also have no intention of fulfilling all of those things. And I hope that their mom comes back, my wife, comes back very eager to realize I've just like bartered, I don't know, trip to zoo. going to the gym or whatever like all of this say there's a lot of shit to get done don't know what's on the list but it'll be lit mostly rests maybe catch some Pokemon hell yeah sounds great dylan got two uh parks has two baseball games one friday one sunday uh you know

it might even catch a coby's game saturday if we have nothing going on saturday afternoon of course the rain might have other other plans for us us. But mostly I don't have much going on, man, which is exciting for me. I like to have a clean slate. I believe what you're looking for is I've got nothing going on and I'm so excited. I am so excited to have nothing going on. That is absolutely right.

People loved it when we used to say that. There's going to be an ECHO trip in there somewhere. Chels has been, she's been working me. She's planted the seat a while back. So we're going to go to Hecho. Probably, probably, you know, some news? No, no news. We'll see if she hugs.

See if she hugs the bartender. I'm a hit. Maybe you might see me at ECHO. You should go to Hecho. Hedgeo or Ech? How are you supposed? How's the gringo say it? I mean, Echos is how you say.

Etchal. Etchal. Sit next to Chelsea, sit at the bar. I will, and I'll give the bartender. I'm going to just, you're going to see me over dapping them off. Yeah. You're like that. You're doing way too much.

They're very friendly. I've only picked up from there, which. I'm on record. You can't judge a restaurant, buy a to go order. You have to eat there before you fully judge. If you do go, you have to listen to me on what to order. You have to. Moly? I know what's what. What's your go to? What's the go to? The moly sampler. And you know this. I'm not a moly guy. Dave, I'm not either. They have a very mild mole, like a Blanco mole. That's phenomenal. Mole, mole, mole, molle. Awesome powers, goal member. Ever see it?

Yeah. That's my weekend. That's it. What if the solo Randy show is just him doing like Austin Powers bits? He's like, you guys remember, you guys, ah, you guys didn't see that one. Okay. Okay. What about this?

Do I make you Randy, baby? That's your name. That is me. What do you got, Randall? We got a weekend coming up. I don't have much going on. So I am. You're going to talk up?

maybe because I gave that up for Lent and guess what we are outside he has risen So I might I've been really want to go Watch the newest avatar fire nash That's been on my list to watch but I'm like well I kind of like it high for that My favorite James Taylor song Really sorry I got a lot

But does suck that's going to be rainy this weekend because I was really hoping to go out and get some sun But otherwise It's gonna be a real bleak end Yeah it's gonna be a real bleak game I have some stuff to get done around the house, some organizations, spring cleaning type shit. Type shit. As soon as I said it. It's typeish.

But otherwise, just doing that, got a project I'm working on, a gift for someone. So, we have to get that done sooner than later. So I'll be working on that. Did you ever move in with Dylan? No. I don't think I want to move in with this guy? Look at him. He's got room.

He'd be like, oh, no sugar. I get the TV so I can fall asleep during a movie. You don't get to watch TV. Well, we have our own bedrooms. No. I'm not going to share a bed. What if I just curl up at the foot of the bed? That's stellar spot.

Sorry. Well, she can find a new spot. But yeah. I, hey, I got nothing planned and I'm excited for it. Well, I've got, what if I told you I have three T-ball games starting this evening through Sunday? Why? Make-up games. And here's the fun part.

Saturday is going to get rained out. We got a coal front coming through. It's not only going to be very, it's going to be very unseasonably cool and windy, but there's going to be some rain. I hope it doesn't get rained out, because I love it. I am also worried about Rhodes getting kind of burned out by three.

I mean, that would be four T-ball games in six days. So it's a lot. But anyway, we got one tonight. And we're not, we don't have a full squad. we've got two of our better players gone and I don't know what we're going to do

you can just get kids from other teams to fill in but I don't know it's beautiful you're you're gonna be the commissioner of the league in like six years it's gonna be awesome no dude all the coaches here's the funny thing about our t-ball league all the dads who coach

all the they're all like they all look like Corey Seeger they're all like six three like probably played college ball at a minimum him. And it's just like, dude, if I were to coach, I would feel like such, I would feel like such an imposter. Because all these guys, they just, and they're not like, even our coach isn't like, over, he's not like over the top baseball dad. He's very normal. He's a good coach. But if you look at him,

you're like, oh, dude, this guy, this guy might have, he might had a cup of coffee in the AAA or something, you know, you don't know. And then there's me and I'm just there. I'm just trying to keep the kids from climbing the fence and the dugout. Hey guys, climb the fence. You can't, no snacks after the game. Same jokes every week. Same job. I'm going to tell your dad. I'm going to go get your mom. You win favorite coach year in, year out. And you'll realize your cut for it sooner or later. Yeah, Nicole asked me about signing Kai up for flag football. I know we're wrapping. And I gave her two and she said, yeah, you can sign them up like room like begrudgingly, hesitantly. And she asked, if I want to volunteer, it's like, I couldn't tell you no more firmly. I couldn't tell you absolutely

not for his sake my sake everyone in the vicinity's sake no but you play college ball no that does not matter i will be the worst person to be around in that venue not because i'll be an ass or yelling but because i will be so judgy of literally every other coach and team and it just wouldn't be good we'll see my time will come you go full uh you go full of kib talib Now, no, no, no. I did leave off the list. I'll watch Super Mario maybe for the second time as I acquired it. Maybe legally.

Maybe didn't. At some point, this is wrong with you. Come on, dude. Come on, Cage. I might get those Popeye's chicken wings. I'm surviving out here. I am doing what I can.

I'm like, I might actually go pay money to go see it or Project Hail Mary. One of the two. Go twice. Buy tickets for me. And, well, hold on here. Dave. I'm not, no, I'm not, I'm not, what's that?

It's not paying it forward, but it's like retro act. No, I'm not doing that. Well, Dave, how about this? Here's a little thing. You probably never knew about this. You were never a shithead teen. You could just buy Project Hail Mary and then go into the Mario movie. You probably definitely did that.

You probably skated to the movie theater and you did a double feature. Dude, I used to sneak in movies all this time. We definitely would sneak in. Yeah. It was great. How dare you? We'd sneak in. Don't know this.

You do what? No, never mind. You don't want to break that down. Let's get out of it. Got the popcorn bucket with a hole in it. It took me a second to realize what you were. I have a quick run-in-back whenever you're finished with your weekend. Let's run it back.

The segment during which we talk about what we talked about all week long. We got a short one this week. Gingerail makes Dave cough. Dave hopes his tax dollars go to the AI Eastern European gal. He's been pay-picking. I didn't say that We are highly beverage after Dave's Monday Costco run

This is a stupid podcast And Randy loves it That was our Barry Bond's hot air balloon And finally The Chicago Tornado Ciren Is just a guy from Indiana saying Let's get you framed up That concludes running back

I can't imagine a city the size of Chicago Hearing that Me like What? The first time I ever heard it I was I was like what is going on I'm not

okay with that. I mean, haunted house mode. It was, it was, it's very, very creepy. Especially when it's

raining and storming, it makes it even worse. Like, the ones that we had in Indiana just sounded like regular sirens. Yeah. Like bomb shelter, fallout sirens.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what it should be. Yeah. Anyways. Wow. Well, we'll see you for voicemails.

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