Circling Back - Optimized Dinners & Panini

Episode Date: June 24, 2019

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all right we're back circling back podcast it's monday my name is will defreeze to my right david ruff i've got a little tidbit here that you may have missed over the weekend you ready i'm ready duncanville te Texas' own Matt McQuaid, Matty McQuaid, former Spartan great, Michigan State Spartan. Yes. Has reportedly signed with the Detroit Pistons.

Really? Really. So he didn't get drafted? Undrafted. Hell yeah. It's all right, though. Let's go. You know who else wasn't drafted?

Tony Romo. Are you going to get a McQuaid Pistons jersey? Yeah. Actually, yes, I will. If you do, I promise you that if a kid from Harbor Springs High School ever starts playing for the Mavs, I will get a jersey for the Mavs. Is that a deal? I think that's a deal. Okay.

Who is the dude? Didn't y'all have a guy you called Native Baller? Yeah, he called himself Native Baller. Native Baller. Yeah, yeah. He just ran the school, apparently yeah he did he didn't go pro though you know i'm picturing native baller as dylan that's fair he had a native baller decal on the back of his car right hey how on brand is it that last night oh speaking of introducing dylan shivery what's up fam 120 in yeah mark it on the calendar that's that's

good that's below the average i think i'm glad to be here i feel weirdly great about this week of content and it's gonna be a good one a man who needs no introduction ah come on what were you gonna say well how on brand was it for you last night to be watching the sunday night baseball game it's weird because i i wasn't actually watching it i was i was on the computer and i just had it it was just my background oh you were on the computer what's that mean i was going to make sure you cover your little camera oh never mind i was i was not i was not okay watching well like i feel like i used to watch that when there was like not as many streaming options to watch and now that like there's like a million things i can watch there's no way i'll ever watch sunday night baseball unless the tigers are playing well

sometimes i like to put on like i i knew i wasn't going to be paying attention to what i was watching on tv so i picked something that intentionally wasn't that interesting to me yeah it was just bad baseball is good background sound it is it is it is um i just thought it's hilarious for some reason i was like of course dylan's watching like watching a Sunday night baseball game of two teams he has no investment in. And I was making food or something, and I happened to look up, and this kid was just dabbing his head off. He must have been, I don't know, six or seven years old, and just rapid dabbing. It was really impressive. That's the age to start him out.

I had to rewind it. Yeah, I think so too. I had to rewind it and record it. And I put it on Twitter. Big Cat from Barst I had to rewind it. Yeah, I think so too. I had to rewind it and record it and put it on Twitter. Big Cat from Barstool retweeted it. That's why it's doing such a crazy.

Well, dude, he's a big dab guy. Is he slipping now that he's got a kid? Like normally he would have got that. Yeah. And he saw you, he's like,

all right, man, tip of the cap. I was on it pretty quick. I don't know how anyone could have beat me to it. Isn't that a good feeling when you capture something like that

and as far as, you launch it out there and it goes off, and you're like, I got this before anybody. This is mine. I'm the one who took this from my phone. What an impressive display that was. Actually, Sunday Night Baseball is not a terrible place to get content from. I think I got my all-time best Vine from there. Really?

Yeah. Which one? Justin Verlander threw a baseball to uh Kate Upton and she looked like she had just gotten like I don't know a trillion dollar ring or something yeah I remember in my vine that's like the one thing I wasn't even associated with Grand X or any like I was just sitting in my like my bedroom watching and I got like a million streams on it in like 24 hours. And I was like, oh shit. Millie club on vine. That was easy.

I thought you had another one that was better. Well, I mean, I've had better content. Didn't you have a Phil Mickelson? Phil Mickelson one. It didn't do the numbers, but it was probably a better vine. Here's a, here's a question. This is, this is changing topics. I just wanted to say this and I always get confused cause I said it wrong for so long

for all intensive purposes or fault for all intense and purposes intensely purpose intense and purposes for all intense and purpose how many people get that wrong on a daily basis quite a few do more people say intensive purposes and intense and just don't say it it's not a good saying and i say it too but i every time i say it, I'm like, I didn't need. That was just filler. Do more people get that wrong or gardener snake wrong? No, we've officially shifted the narrative of gardener snakes. Gardener snake's officially a thing now.

Yeah, like if you think that gardener snakes aren't a thing, you're crazy. Have you seen the chick, the emoji of the gardener girl? No. Oh, is she thick? I don't know. I'm kind of into her, like, vibe, you know? Does she have a little bucket hat on? Yeah.

Oh, that's tight. Yeah, it's kind of hot. Is she thick? That was Dave's question. It's hard to tell if emojis are thick. Yeah, fair. Yeah. I haven't seen her.

Are you going to pull her up for us? It's okay. You don't have to. It might be hard to find. Yeah, it's all seen her. Are you going to pull her up for us? It's okay. You don't have to. It might be hard to find. Yeah, it's all good. Gardener chick emoji. Is there a Gardener guy? It's hard to say.

Is this an absolute chonk? He's thick too. Hey, what was that cat that you retweeted that was just like a... There's someone just some thick ass... What kind of cat was that? Siberian looking leopard. Yeah, it just like a... There's someone just... Some thick ass... What kind of cat was that? Siberian looking leopard. Yeah, it was like a white leopard of some sort. And it was just way overweight.

And someone put it up on Twitter with the caption, Chonky. And he was quite chonky. He looked like he had a good spring. Good God, that was a fat cat. Isn't that what they do though? No, you're thinking of bears, I believe. Bears eat a lot and then hibernate.

That's fair. Eat enough to last them the winter. I showed y'all on Friday that big cat they caught on camera in Tulsa, out at the lake out there, whatever lake's up there. Yeah, what was up with that? Just a mountain lion. Mountain lion? Yeah.

Or coot, whatever you want to call it. Of course, they're the same thing, right? Wherever you want to call it, I guess. Yeah. I'm not good. I'm still not good. Even though we are a big cat podcast, people say that we are the big cat podcast. I'm still not good at identifying the difference between a lot of big cats. Yeah, of course.

A lot of those are the same. They're just call different things depending on like panthers regions you find them in panther cougar uh mountain lion and maybe even a puma are there panthers that aren't black or they're only black panthers okay we got somebody hit me up about this that we apparently whatever our take was last time we were wrong wrong. It was actually my buddy Clay. Okay. Well, that's a good source because he's an outdoor guy.

He's an outdoor guy. Oh, that was a dumb question for me. I can tell you this. There are a shit ton of leopards out there. I can mess with this. So I know bobcat versus leopard versus mountain lion. Those aren't tough. Tiger, like the basics.

Sure. Everybody knows those. There's't tough. Tiger, like the basics. Sure. Everybody knows those. There's a lot of bobcats in Austin. They're sneaky little fucks. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm sitting next to two right now. Got him. No, there are several different types of leopards. Now that I look this up, I mean,

the lower classifications of these are just absolutely through the roof. There's a black one that's super dope looking. I think what you retweeted was a snow leopard. Yeah. Dude, there's a black one that you can just faintly make out the spots on because it's so dark, and it's just the coolest looking cat ever, man. Fuck. Are you looking at it right now?

Yeah. Yeah, it's dope, right? I don't know where you find those things. Dude, leopards fucking go. Just imagine people listening to this in their office and just googling stuff the exact same time as i'm googling it that's our plan here we're going to give you stuff to google yeah open an incognito window that's all you got to do don't even do that just open a window yeah dude dylan you're absolutely right these things go hard yeah they're tight which animal? The black leopard that you can just faintly see the spots.

Yeah. Yeah. If you see one of those, it's too late. Yeah, it's over for you. There's a good chance you'll never see it. You'll just see the lights turn out. Damn. Or wait.

Click. That's crazy. That's how it'll sound. Click. Is that how it sounds when you die? He puts his little paw up and turns the lights out. No, no, no. Panther doesn't have spots.

The leopard's a little, a little shorter, but thicker. My brain is just better. Rambled, right? Better boy. I should just come out with it. I'm coming off a weekend of sickness. So if my brain is just like mush, I apologize. I'm not trying to be like this.

It's just, it's just what it is. We'll get through this, man. Don't worry. I got you. You got Dave and I here with you. I need you guys to be like this. It's just what it is. We'll get through this, man. Don't worry. We got you. You got Dave and I here with you. I need you guys to carry me. We got you, dog. I came in drinking this high brew.

I'm going to give him a shout black and bold. I was a little worried about it, but I'm feeling pretty good now. I might crash halfway through this pod, so just watch out. We might have two guys down. Dylan's just going to be fucking dragging us. His dream, carrying the pod. It's not what we want. Mr. No Intro himself.

How did that make you feel, seeing it all on paper for the first time, your intro times? Honestly, not as bad as I thought. I mean, most of them were like under a minute and a half, two minutes, which is acceptable, I guess. Then there's some that are like several minutes in, up to five, seven minutes. And then, of course, I wasn't intro'd a handful of times. Did not realize that.

That was a little tough to see. I don't feel bad for you because you've got the biggest following on social, so people already know who you are. We need it more than you do. Yeah. I don't know if that's true. No, it is. The numbers are there.

I'm still growing, though. I'm not. I've been stuck at like 46K on Twitter for five years now if that's true. No, it is. The numbers are there. I'm still growing, though. I'm not. I've been stuck at 46K on Twitter for five years now. It's ridiculous. You weren't even stuck for a little bit. Oh, I was losing. You were in the red. I was at 48 at one point.

We're taking hella Ls. Crazy. How'd you lose so many followers? What'd you do? Wasn't it when you were tweeting about healthcare? No, I have a theory about why I've lost, because I gained a lot during the old TFM Grand X days. And then I think those people just kind of grew up

and like, why am I still following this kid? But that's the weird thing is you're not a kid. You're a very, very middle-aged man. Stop. Eight months apart, Dave. Shut up. That's my theory. I think it makes sense.

Whatever you justify in your head, man. Let me say this. Yeah, dude, for sure. I will never hold it against somebody for unfollowing me, but if your reasoning is like, man, why am I still following? You're on Twitter, okay? Twitter's made for that kind of, that's how you follow personalities like Dylan, like me,

like who aren't completely serious. Like, if you're only on Twitter for, oh, I'm going to follow only the New York Times and my favorite Wall Street Journal writers, like, dude, get your boring ass up out of here. New Yorker magazine. Oh, God. And the New Yorker.

Just anything with New York, any publication with New York in the title. New Yorker. Just anything with New York. Any publication with New York in the title. New York Slimes. I had a guy just yesterday, actually. He tweeted at me and he said, hey, man, I'm unfollowing you. No reason, but I just wanted to let you know. And so you know what I did?

Blocked him? I blocked him. I was like, hey, if you're out, I'm making sure you're all the way out. If you're out, you're out for good. Yeah, sorry, player. You're going to have to have your buddy DM me in order to get back into this. Does he follow us?

Yeah, I think he does. What a shitty thing to do to me. No, no, I appreciate that he said for no reason. Like, I do appreciate that. Well, you don't have to let people know. That being said, like, my block hand's been heavy as fuck lately, so. You see, now you gave him the satisfaction. We talked about this.

I didn't tell him I blocked him, though. He's going to know. He'll know now. He'll know. Well, as long as he still listens, I'm okay. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Give us that listen, dog.

I'm willing to let this guy try to get back in the inner circle, but he's going to have to try. It's going to be tough. It's kind of like when you break up with somebody. You might take them back, but they're really going to have to put in some effort and show that they're worth it. Sure. That's a good point. We should probably talk about a couple of things. First and foremost,

go follow wash media on Instagram. Oh yeah. We're going to start doing numbers. It's at washed media. Um, it's a small, but modest following. And all I'm saying is that like,

there may be some incentives in the future to follow it. So you might want to be on the ground floor when those things happen. Someone accused it of being my finsta. Is it your finsta? And it actually makes a lot of sense. Yeah. These incentives, they may seem a little too good to be true, but believe me, they're true.

Yeah. This is like the best incentive giveaway we've... Well, we haven't ever done one of these. So yeah, the best one we've ever done. Secondly, we launched a new product yesterday. No, it's not a t-shirt. It's a mug. Yes, it is.

If you want to flex all over your office or just maybe flex in your cubicle and send some Snapchat stories to your buddies, you can do that now by buying this new mug. It's got a lineup on it of everything circling back. It's got a bird scooter. It's got a coffee from Dave himself, Rosie, a basketball hoop that is Dylan's mortal enemy, Randy,

and then the one thing that people had trouble identifying. Steam, right? It's steam. Yeah, steam. It's a steam room. It's tough when. It's up for interpretation. What else could it be? Some people said it was a Dave fart. Could have been a steam room. It's tough when... It's up for interpretation. What else could it be?

Some people said it was a Dave fart. Could have been a Dave fart. Yeah, somebody said you're finally owning it. Well, it's been part of the logo for about a year now. Maybe a little less. Not quite a year. Since Jan. But yeah, go cop a mug.

They're nice. I actually meant to bring one for Dylan today, and I forgot it. I'm sorry. It's okay. I actually meant to bring one for Dylan today, and I forgot it. I'm sorry. It's okay. I'm also, I think we're going to do another mug as well. But that's just, that's in the near future. Just check it out.

Washmedia.com slash shop. How many ounces is that thing? 11 ounces. 11? Mm-hmm. Okay. I think it's just, if you press the top Keurig thing, I think that's what will fill it up.

God, dude. I do not miss having to fuck with the Keurig machine. Not at all. You know, I stopped fucking with the Keurig machine. When someone brought up the good point that they create a lot of trash, that's when I was out on them. I was never, like, totally. Well, I guess I was.

I used them all the time. That's why a lot of people are out on you. Yeah on them i was never like totally well i guess i was i used them all the time that's why a lot of people are out on you yeah i was like man this does yeah you do produce a lot of trash it's just so much garbage yeah and so i was like you know what i'm gonna not do this anymore wow dude it's part of your green initiative yeah it's part of my green initiative it's like it's really big of you you know those memes where it's like uh i brought my reusable bag to the grocery store and it's like someone in nature surrounded by animals? Mm-hmm. That's how I feel right now.

You know, I never bring my bag to the store. I always forget. So you have to buy new ones? No, and sometimes they just hook it up. In fact, most of the time, I don't want to out anybody at H-E-B. My H-E-B never hooks it up. They hook it up. They're like, dude, yeah.

But they're 25 cents a bag. Okay, money bags. I mean, it's a quarter. Okay. Dude. I guess we need to do an audit here. Yeah, cool. All right.

Are you guys aware that like the company that like controls Keurig and stuff, like they're part of the family that's come out that they are like direct descendants of Nazis. Yeah, I heard. I told you this at Blockers.

Oh, yeah, you did. That was the wing was the wing night yeah yeah we had wing night yeah i don't know if y'all saw that yeah as the new york times says their billionaire descendants who control krispy kreme stumptown and other brands are grappling with the exposure of an unspeakable secret i will give the new york times credit for this they gave it a hell of a headline you ready for this oh oh. Hit me. Nazis killed her father. Then she fell in love with one. That makes me think about clicking. Damn. You hate to see it.

Should we say something nice about Keurigs? Just like one thing. They're fast. Houston blend smells good. Doesn't taste any different than anything else, but it smells good. I was a San Antonio guy. What was the San Antonio blend? It was just a blend smells good. It doesn't taste any different than anything else, but it smells good. I was a San Antonio guy. What was the San Antonio blend? It was just a blend of things.

Did it smell like the Riverwalk? No, I hope not. It smelled like... Man, what even is there in San Antonio? I guess I'm going to be there this weekend. Really? This isn't this weekend in Fontenot. A little mini getaway, huh?

Again, more on that Wednesday, Dylan. Okay. Jeez. Sorry, man. Let me tease. Our final housekeeping item. Sorry, I thought we got beyond it, but I do want to make sure that people are aware of this.

Patreon.com. Tonight's The Bachelor. For some reason, i think tomorrow's gonna be an electric episode of circling batch tonight feels like the episode uh y'all saw the we also have the news that came out about jed i would jab jab is that going to make i mean if it just came out obviously it's not gonna be a part of the show it might be i think there might have been a little leak there from abc i don't know if that's true or not. Gotta be tight. I'm glad this happened to him, though.

He seems like such a sincere, genuine dude. I don't think he does. But nah. No mushroom head ass. Somebody said, like, so Hannah threw out the first pitch at a Dodgers game this weekend. And the comments on it. Oh, no. Were very, very rude, not to her, but to some of the contestants,

mainly Jeb. How did she do? I don't know. I didn't actually see the pitch. But people have similar takes than what we have regarding the shape of his head. Yeah. Someone said you should aim for Jed's forehead.

You can't miss it. What if Jed showed up on this episode with a knife sticking out of his head like that gator? That'd be tight. That'd be an all-time flex. And they don't explain it. We're just like, damn. Why is he just walking around with that knife sticking out of the top of his head? He didn't get that man to a hospital, if that's the case, Dave.

Did that gator make it? Is it alive still? Do we know? Yeah. Did someone get the knife out? We don't know. They will. Let's have a small brain.

The knife had to miss it, right? Yeah, we read. Didn't we talk miss it right yeah we read didn't we talk no I guess we didn't there's apparently it's very very hard it protects like their skull protects their tiny little

gator primitive brain did y'all see Tyler C's Instagram from yesterday no we didn't somehow I don't follow him. I don't follow him either.

People were just tagging me in it because they know that like, I want to be him. Right. Or like, at least like. Was he wearing gator boots or something? No, no. He posted a shirtless photo. He's wearing a Titleist hat in it.

Which like kind of is a turn. It's like the only downside I've ever seen to him. Sure. But he is absolutely shredded. He went on a run with a dude who's wearing a chelsea football club uh pullover and like now i'm like dude do i need to change allegiances i don't know what to do with myself he went he went running with his boy matt they did a 5k together and one of them did it shirtless one did it in a pullover you know what this is a good chance to post shirtless for the gram. Yeah. Okay.

He's absolutely glistening in this. Looks like he's got a pump. He's not usually this big, is he? Dude, I don't know. He looks great. He's a hot man. Anyway, for more Bachelor. Click out of it, dude.

Make sure to. I was just in the zone looking at this dude's Instagram. Yeah, I'm kind of intrigued now. Make sure to sign I was just in the zone looking at this dude's Instagram. Yeah, I'm kind of intrigued now. Make sure to sign up on Patreon. Dave. Tell us about your weekend. You kind of gave us an

ambiguous teaser of what happened regarding something that happened at a dinner on Saturday night. It was not a dinner. Oh. I explained that poorly, probably um no um so my saturday started with um me saying no matter what we do today i've got two things i gotta do tonight i gotta watch bare knuckle boxing and i gotta watch the korean zombie and if there's one thing

your wife wants to hear it's that you got to stay in to watch bare knuckle boxing and the korean zombie now um of course the korean zombie is a ufc fighter of korean heritage is he actually a zombie well some say that because he's very hard to knock out although he did get knocked out in his last fight but it was phantom elbow bare knuckle boxing that's a real thing? So that's a separate deal, but yeah. Is he related to Sally at all? He's a young.

He is a young. Dude, he could be my brother. That would be tight. Anyway, he scored... Are they going to start calling me some type of zombie? What are you? The Caucasian zombie? That's me after six white balls white isn't that just a zombie the caucasian zombies out oh shit dude i think it's the best it might be the best nickname in

the ufc dude it's good the korean nobody nobody calls him by his like actual name chan sung zong chan sung jung yeah or jung's chan sung no no there's several there's other like his wikipedia Nobody calls him by his actual name. His name is Chan Sung Jung. Chan Sung Jung. Yeah. Or Jung Chan Sung. No, no, no. His Wikipedia page is all over the place. It's hard to say. He doesn't speak any English. His translator also did him a little bit wrong.

I mean, it's literally hard to say. He came up top prospect. He lost his last fight. This fight, he was fighting a guy, top five guy, and knocked him the fuck out in the first round. One the cleanest best knockouts you'll ever see anyway that's not important uh what's important was like having to explain to your wife like yeah we're gonna do a little bare knuckle boxing a little korean zombie the bare knuckle boxing uh league so yeah there's bare knuckle bare knuckle boxing is a thing now and I don't like that

why? that's too violent just bare knuckle man just like watching two dudes fight yeah it's like are they straight boxing or do they grapple too? they have grappling so it's stand up it's all stand up no kicking but they do they can get in the clinch I don't think I like it

those Kimbo Slice street fighting videos man that are just really uncomfortable yeah I don't like it it's just knuckle on face and I don't think I like it. Those Kimbo Slice street fighting videos, man, that are just really uncomfortable. Yeah, I don't like that. It's just knuckle on face, and I don't like that. I do think there's going to be a point in UFC or whatever, MMA in general, that I don't think I can even watch some things anymore. It might trend that way for me. I think that, for me, is over the line too much.

I'm getting more and more queasy with things in life that I used to not be queasy about. I do not like watching people get their heads just bashed in. I don't like to see people get knocked out. It makes me pretty uncomfortable, actually. I think we're burying Dave's lead here. You didn't watch Charlo fight last night, then, did you? No. The Charlo twins out of Houston, he knocked the fuck out of this dude in the third round.

There were some great knockouts this weekend. Ironically, though, none of them came in the Bare Knuckle League. The only brain I saw get bashed in last night was Skarsgård on Big Little Lies when they rewound it back. I still don't think he dies from that fall. I mean, I took falls like that skateboarding in eighth grade. Yeah, I tried to hit a sidewalk on my blades and messed up. Fucked up hitting a fish brain yeah i just i i think i'm on board with you here is he dead

that's the question everyone's asking is he really well he is definitely dead what if he's mrs doubt firing us and he's actually meryl street oh my god her character is just such a little nuisance um that's a nice way of putting it i mean yeah she's a total b um but dude just give laura dern the emmy right now laura dern's on fire dude i didn't like her last season i love her now she um she's going hard which one is she the young one no no she's the one that said excuse me what how do you not know who laura dern is no no she's the one that said excuse me what how do you not know who laura durham is no no she's the one she's the one that's not reese witherspoon or nicole kidman or the brunette with the bangs that looks like miss lippy nicole kidman ending the episode last

night my god wait i still don't know okay i know there's she's the older one like the ceo she's like the cfo oh she's the one whose husband's getting taken down. Gotcha. I'm with you now. There will be spoilers. I'm so glad we're getting an SEC investigation. That's what this show needed. We needed something from that character other than he bones his wife. Were the producers listening to Circling Back

when we were talking about how Nicole Kidman still very much has it and then they ended the episode last night with just her in bed just doing her thing yeah they must have got that idea from us they re-taped it just for just for your boy I was like shit

I must have missed that part oh she was getting a little freaky how'd you miss this who was she with herself and her laptop and Andrew Skarsgård getting a little freaky how'd you miss this who was she with uh herself damn i absolutely her laptop and andrew scars guard oh yeah okay yeah dark kind of hot though anyway sorry yeah um the korean zombie long story short um so i was like yeah we're gonna do that or i'm gonna do that

whatever we'd gone out the night before shout out to Joanne's. And during the day, we had a little puppy day. Bought the pups to a friend's place. Let them run around in the pool. Y'all probably saw a ran man standing in the pool. I felt bad. So it's like one of those $5 kiddie pools. So Randy would go and stand in it. And he would try to lay down.

And when he would try to extend, it was just a little bit too small. And he would get real defeated and then just, like, stand back up because he wanted to lay down on the water, but it's just, like, a little bit too small for the guy. Dogs get weirded out by these kiddie pools. They don't really know what to do with themselves. He doesn't know what to do.

He stands in it, and he doesn't know if he should drink the water, which I'm against. I think dogs have great stomachs, though. I'm like, don't drink that, but he drinks it anyway, and he's fine. He'll be fine. You do have to be careful of uh of utis just fyi keep that in mind you gotta you

gotta keep the water fresh in those pools interesting the dogs are laying down oh really yes okay i know that because we experienced that uh yeah because dogs pee in those pools kind of like people do do i was peeing in that pool yes dogs pee in those pools you pee in the baby pool yeah the dogs are just splashed around dude taking a piss look once those claws get on me man you give me two of those i'm pissing everywhere man the baby pool the duncanville zombie comes out so we ordered pizza there pine house shout out and um i didn't really have any got home wife's like yeah i'm good i you know i had pizza and i'm like all right well i'm gonna fend for myself so after the fights i get in my car and i'm like don't really know what i want she's like what are you gonna pick up i was like you know what? I'm just going to get in my car.

I'm going old school corporate day. Where are you going to get? I would get in my car at lunch and I would just drive down like wherever I was in Fort Worth, maybe Roof Snow Boulevard and I would just drive until I saw something I wanted.

I was like, I'm going to do that. I'm scared of what you're about to say. So I get on Mopac, go north, I exit William Cannon and I've got options here, right? In my mind, I'm thinking there's P. Terry's right there or I can go straight through this light i can hit taco ranch or chick fil a got all these options then i remember there's a whole foods right there so i bust a left

turn in i walk in there and i'm like i'm gonna get something healthy hell yeah saturday night let's fucking party they're shutting everything down it's like nine o'clock they're breaking it down all they have i was maybe going to get some soup they have like these big tubs that they have nothing but rice doing saturday night soup no it was going to be a new tradition they're breaking that down they've got that they've got the salad bar and they've got a little bit of barbecue that looks like it's been sitting out for 12 hours because it's nine o'clock so it probably has been and i'm just like so defeated. So I'm like standing there.

So I'm pacing through these aisles, right? Like surely there's some shit I can eat for dinner and whole foods. I ended up getting one of those ready-made bulletproof coffees in the little cardboard square rectangle thing. And then I went down to the nutrition aisle and got two Quest peanut butter protein cookies. They were like 20 grams of protein each. And then I left.

I paid for it and left. And that's what I ate. That was your dinner? And I ate and drank it all in the car on the way home. Dude, at what point is 12-hour barbecue better than that? Dude, you totally fumbled this outing. Yeah, I panicked. Nothing went right. I didn't know what i wanted you totally panicked well then like as i'm there i'm like dude should i just say fuck it and go get like uh bush's chicken get some strips and

i was like dude i'm already whole foods i'm already in that mentality did you get hungry again later that night no those cookies those quest protein cookies are shockingly filling and the bulletproof had like you know the fats but But I get home and she's like, you're going to drink coffee? What time did you have this coffee? 9.30. Dude, you're a psycho. What the fuck is... Then I stayed up playing Call of Duty.

And I learned why I don't ever play on the weekends. Because that's when all the really good people are on. Like in the clans. You just got slaughtered? These people who play together every night. And I just got work. Dude, I have straight up theories about like when I should play online. It's definitely not Saturday night.

I play FIFA online and I have a theory that like people in Europe that are like more obsessed with soccer. I have a theory that they are better at FIFA than Americans are. And so if you get on at like four o'clock in the afternoon, when it's like later there and they're playing at night i think it's harder to win and so i try to play later at night here so that i'm playing like these bootleg americans who are just stoned on their couches and so like like you no yeah just me yeah essentially just me so like yeah that's what i'm trying to do but yeah it's kind of

intimidating to play at like peak times you know you're times. Yeah. It was demoralizing. I did the mid-game quit. I was like, you know what? Oh, come on. I was like 1-12. You pulled a Dylan. That's what you did. I was like, this isn't even fun.

I beat a guy 7-0 yesterday, and I was just sitting there wondering, dude, why haven't you quit yet? He's trying to get those experience points. But I also played a guy yesterday, and so I rarely use one of the mics that you talk into, but if I see that someone's talking a lot i will plug in my mic so that i can listen to them or see if they're talking to me or if they're just talking in general this dude yesterday was talking to his uh girlfriend or wife that's the worst but it

was kind of hilarious he started talking shit about me to her he scored a goal earlier and he was like he's like see i told you babe i'm better than these kids and i was sitting i was sitting on the other side i was like dude chill like i'm not a kid i'm 32 and then uh then later in the game i started coming back and he started getting really mad and at at uh at halftime i went and made a glass of ice water and he was like i could hear him bitching to her like god hurry up man up, man. Like, take him forever. So then I started taking my time just to, like, amplify it. Wow. I feel like I'm just a troll on, like, PlayStation 4 now.

Well, gamesmanship. Dude. We ended up tying. It wasn't that exciting. Wow, all that for a fucking tie? Yep, we drew. It's the beauty of soccer, man. It's just good to get out there on the E-pitch.

Dude, how do you drink coffee so late? Especially, like, a bulletproof coffee. I'm fucking stupid, dude. I don't know. Dude, how do you drink coffee so late? Especially like a bulletproof coffee. I'm fucking stupid, dude. I don't know. How did coffee treat you over the weekend, Will? Dude, coffee ruined my weekend. I guarantee that if it wasn't for the 4 p.m. coffee I had on Friday,

that I wouldn't have had the weekend I had. Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you saying it had to do with the time? I don't know. I don't think the time helped. I don't think keeping me up to do with the time? I don't know. Or was there like... I don't think the time helped. I don't think like keeping me up late and changing my schedule.

I don't know. You should tell Central Market. Can we just say it? Like, hey, your coffee gave me butt explosions. Their coffee has given Sally and I like... It's made us buzz so hard before that we haven't been able to... We've had to stop drinking it because it's so strong sometimes. I've only had it once.

We get the Americanos. But to pull back the curtain, yeah, I had to miss pretty much everything I had planned this weekend because I was bedridden slash chilling on the toilet all weekend. Like I'm saying, maybe there's something in the water out there. The last time I was at the same exact place, the same exact thing happened to me. I had to miss a wedding because I sat down on the toilet like 50 times in one day. We walked into the rehearsal. But your little butt was sore.

Oh, my God. It was the worst. We walked into the rehearsal welcome party, and while we were ordering a drink, I felt my stomach turn a little bit, and Sally had the bartender's ear. So I was like, Sally, ask her where the, where the bathroom is. And Sally ordered our drinks without asking where the bathroom was. And I was like,

seriously, Sally, please ask where the bathroom is. And she didn't realize how urgent it was. And then I went to the bathroom and I was like, Oh my God, like Sally, like that was close.

Like I almost Dylan did. And so, yeah, that's what it's called. Then I woke up, I make that a thing. I woke up the next morning and was like, all right,

I feel pretty good. Like I didn't have very much to drink last night. I'm, I'm chilling. And then I went to the bathroom and I was like, Oh, nevermind. It's going to be bad.

I didn't get out of bed till five. Went to the wedding. Oh, terrible. Feel good now though. I don't't know why are we just botching everything we're doing at grocery stores i completely panicked man you've had coffee and cookies for dinner saturday night protein cookies less less than two grams of sugar in your coffee no it's undippable it's just like like the little screw top. Oh. And it was cold coffee.

It was bulletproof. So, yeah. I'm normally not a bulletproof guy, but they look kind of inviting, and I was like, you know what? I'll just get real tweaked out and play video games all night. And I played like three matches and quit.

Do you make grocery lists before you go to the store, or do you just go in and just shoot from the hip? No, no, no. I wasn't going for shots. I was going for food only. No, but normally. No, I shoot from the hip. I can remember most of the stuff. I just shoot from the hip? No, no, no. I wasn't going for shots. I was going for food only. No, but normally. No, I shoot from the hip. I can remember most of the stuff.

I usually shoot from the hip. I'll just look at the aisle and think, what do I need from this aisle? I'll go down if I need to. Don't read too much into this, gender roles and whatnot, but I don't do the shopping for the most part. See, I love grocery shopping.

I love it. I'll go back and get the meat, though. I started to enjoy grocery store trips and laundry both of those things i can enjoy they're just soothing to me we have more time on our hands now because like one we don't we don't have responsibilities that like we used to have when it came to like jobs like we don't do certain things anymore like we don't spend a lot of times doing like pointless stuff but also like we don't we also don't do certain things anymore. Like we don't spend a lot of times doing like pointless stuff, but also like we don't, we also don't commute very much.

Like we don't have like this long commute or like whatever during peak traffic times. So I feel like I have more time and I just go, I just do errands way more than I used to. And I do seek joy in them. Maybe they spark joy like a Marie Kondo, but like I, yeah,

I enjoy doing laundry, cleaning, going to the grocery store. Is this just getting old? Why does a frozen dinner spark joy? That's where I was going with that. I think it's a sign of just us getting older. Laundry will never bring joy to me.

I just want to put that out there. I think when you said that, it immediately triggered like trash don't take alert. Really? I like doing laundry that's clothing of mine. I don't like doing laundry that requires work after it like sheets similar to having a clean house uh it's just when i have when all of my clothes are clean and put away and hung in the closet i just feel really good about that like i have every option is available to me in my wardrobe and that's a

cool feeling i don't know man yeah that's cool but like the work you put in doing the laundry but it's not a lot of work yeah but i don't know man like doing underwear or workout clothes it's like oh i don't have to like these can be wrinkled it's fine if they sit in the dryer a couple minutes too long i don't care but like polos and shorts and stuff you got to get to them quick you got to fold them immediately it's just not fun for me i don't care. But like polos and shorts and stuff, you got to get to them quick. You got to fold them immediately. It's just not fun for me. I don't like that.

I have too many clothes. I get to put Parks' little tiny t-shirts away. That's fun. What about your tiny t-shirts? Mine aren't tiny, Dave. Go on. Tiny wearing t-shirt ass. Head ass.

Okay. Never mind. Dude, folding Sally's clothes. Are Parks' clothes annoying to fold folding sally's clothes sucks um i hang his shirts so that's easy he's got we got little like child size hangers they're cute man and uh yeah i just i fold his his shorts and his pants and i think i mentioned this before folding scrubs is like impossible scrub female scrub do they wrinkle no not really but like female scrub tops are shaped weird and so they're really hard to fold and it just it it pisses me off every single time scrubs are unique

they're not they're just lame i don't know i had to do a bunch of laundry yesterday because we had someone stay at our house. The dogs hit Rosie for the first time ever. I'd never paid someone to stay at my own place. How'd that go? Free reign. I don't know.

It's weird. It's like I trust the person or else I wouldn't let them stay there. Do they sleep in your bed? Yeah. Yeah. Huh. I set everything up

so she would have to skew towards Sally's side of the bed. Is that trash by me? Like, what did you do? You put, like, a stack of books on your side or something? I put the remote over on her side. Ah, smart. I put a blanket covering my part of the bed as if it was, like, an accent blanket. But you just kind of wash the sheets after she uses it, right?

Yeah. Yeah. But I just don't want her drooling, like, on my pillow or something. I don't know if she's a drool girl, but, like, you know, on the off chance. You just never know. And so, yeah, I tried to set things up. What if you found out she brought a sleeping bag and slept on your bed, but in the sleeping bag? Would you take offense to that?

Or would you be happy? No, I'd respect that. I don't know. Or what if she just hung out in the living room and built a fort? Oh, shit. Like your couch cushions are all like on the floor. You're like, what happened here? Like, oh, I built a fort.

She does. But she did post some Instagram stories while she was gone or while we were gone. And so I did have like a little intel on what she was doing. She was low key drinking a truly on Saturday night. And I was like, hell yeah, a little bit for you. And she did the perk. She did the awesome. I love this move.

I looked in the recycling after I got back to see if she put the truly in there to see if she got rid of it. And it wasn't on the top. So I was like, Oh man, like nice. She was covering up her tracks. But then when I took the recycling out, I saw the truly cans toward the bottom of the recycling.

How many truly? Just one. Just one. Exactly. One truly. Just one. Put your ones up. Good for her.

But I was like, man, like, okay. She caught a very safe buzz. I thought about giving her free reign and just being like, yeah, you can have it like any of the beers in the fridge, whatever. But But I was like, man, like, okay. She caught a very safe buzz. I thought about giving her free reign and just being like, yeah, you can have any of the beers in the fridge, whatever. But then I was like, man. I'm surprised you didn't tell her that.

I don't know. That's like a cool dad thing. But then what if she like, what if she takes the wrong thing? Like, what if she thought like the beers in the fridge equated to like the wine that we had? And then like all of a sudden she drinks like a nice bottle of wine or something. You don't want that. Next thing you know, it's Saturdays for the girls. She's having a whole party. She's got the whole squad over yeah party time like yeah i get like a call and she's like at the pool at like one in the morning just getting

hammered they build a mega fort pulling a pulling a dylan at the pool late night just fucking chilling there hey what is dylan what what does that mean they call you the pool king i don't think they do the pool zombie you're the pool king. I don't think they do. The pool zombie? You're the pool zombie. Dylan just blacks out in his apartment and stumbles in the pool. He's eight claws deep at the pool. You're the recreational zombie. Oh, shit.

The pool zombie's out there. We can't go. Can we talk about our friends over at Fulton and O'Rourke? I think we should. In the past, we've talked about several products from them. Everything they have, we enjoy. Most recently, they've released something new. It's called the Mahana.

Yes. What does that mean? It means warm in Hawaiian. This is the most shaka-friendly wax-based cologne they've ever issued. You can't see, but we're all throwing up shakas right now. So they sent us some samples of this. Actually, not samples. They just sent it to us.

They sent us the actual thing. These are not sample sizes. It's in a white case. Oh, it's clean. Actually, not samples. They just sent it to us. They sent us the actual thing. These are not sample sizes. It's in a white case. Oh, it's clean. Oh, my God. It screams summer, which is this is designed for the summer, Dave. You know, it is the summer. The summer solstice. It's a hot weather scent, and it smells ridiculous.

Actually, Dave, I believe you wore some over the weekend. I wore some Friday night to dinner. It went pretty well. Yeah. Yeah. the weekend i wore some friday night to dinner went pretty well yeah yeah yeah the mahana happened the mahana see it's their seventh limited reserve cologne are you aware of that yeah they've done seven at this point limited i mean you can't you can't get it forever because it's limited this ain't no limit the description of this is the chillest description of all time it's inspired by a hike to the papa kalia i don't even know what that is god that's

a hike it sounds super dope but it's a green sand beach near the southernmost point of the big island of hawaii getting to the beach isn't easy it starts with a long drive through increasingly rugged roads until eventually the road runs out and your hike begins this is private land that the owner is willing to share with the public but that doesn't mean it's feel but that means it doesn't feel anything like a walk through the park.

It's an unmarked path with no clear trail to follow. Damn dude. Sounds like a day. Like a good day well spent. Yeah. Dude. It's got a refreshing blend

of pomelo coriander and green leaves. Think about that. That just sounds so refreshing and lush. Just a hint. It's got a refreshing blend of pomelo, coriander, and green leaves. Think about that. That just sounds so refreshing and lush. Just a hint. It's like something you would wear to a beachside restaurant after a day, just taking sun.

You got a nice sun-kissed tan going. Mm-hmm. Oh, man. Think about it. A linen shirt on that's unbuttoned a little too far. It's like if you think about if you went to like the pool party in Wolf of Wall Street

like that's what you're putting on before you go to the pool party. Yeah. You just hit party waves all day. Yeah. If you use code steam

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This has become a Sunday tradition at this point. Yeah, OJ's back on Twitter. OJ's tweeting again. OJ's tweeting again, folks. Hello, Twitter world. And that means content's going to happen. Hey, Dylan, what's up, man? Hello, Twitter world. How you doing, Dylan going to happen. Hey, Dylan, what's up, man? Hello, Twitter world.

How you doing, Dylan? I'm going to kill you one day. Okay. When's he getting on Instagram? Dude, OJ vlogging from a golf cart, TFM. So his caption is, hope everyone had a good weekend, and it's a two-minute video he's talking about he

actually makes some sense but he's talking about want to play it you want to play it we'll play it oh we can play the video it's two minutes it's not a great video it's just about oh yeah he goes into he's just talking fantasy yeah yeah yeah you're right the standard here we will play videos that involve um he's got a hot take on fantasy takes dude his take is that Pat Mahomes is a good fantasy pickup. Which, I mean, I hadn't thought of that. Dude, why is he giving the most generic takes of all time when it comes to fantasy football? He's clearly partnered with some fantasy company

and he's going to be doing this kind of... He's a big Pat Mahomes guy. Huge. Makes sense. I almost replied and just said, hope he sees this. He's tagging him in it a minute like he definitely sees it like what's pat mahomes doing when he's sitting on his like lazy his probably locking his lazy boy locking his doors i wish oj would stop tweeting about me yeah dude like you don't want oj tweeting about you so um i went through the replies because it's usually just really funny and uh once again, I was not let down.

And I hit the old favorite button, the heart on my favorite one, so I could find them easily. And I found some that are pretty good. He's not verified yet. OJ. So this one says, who does the guy got to allegedly kill to get verified around here? That's good. But just to be clear, he is trying to get verified because now instead of following just eight people, he's now following 10 people, two of which are Twitter verified

and Twitter support. It's crazy he hasn't gotten verified yet. Usually people with this kind of status get verified immediately and it's clearly him. He's recording himself. So I don't know. There's nothing in the Twitter guidelines to my knowledge that says if you were status get verified immediately and it's clearly him he's recording himself so i don't know there's no there's nothing in the twitter guidelines to my knowledge it says if you were uh accused of and then acquitted of uh double murder we will not verify you it's oj you know dude they gotta

verify him someone said hey oj i need help picking out a new car any suggestions and he has four pictures uh three of which are like brand new pretty nice cars the jeep there's a um some kind of honda car and a dodge charger the fourth picture is a early 90s white ford bronco oh okay see will if you're new here that's an illusion that's a callback to his white ford bron chase. That's the, are we, are we under the impression that had, had Twitter been around then that would be our top moment that we could have Twitter. Oh my God.

Holy shit, dude. That's number one, right? Probably the best missed opportunity for Twitter of all time. I can't think of a moment in time where Twitter would have been more electric than during that day. That would have been the best day in the history of Twitter.

Think of the memes that we missed. Well, there were, we're making up for lost time now, apparently. Here's one that said, Mr. Simpson, you are an icon and one of the best role models any person could ever have. Your five-year run of dominance from 72 to 76 is unmatched. Blah, blah, blah. I love you.

Hashtag hero. Which sounds like a sincere response, but it's from a guy named Barry McCockiner. Oh, dude. I just thought that was funny. I see that guy a lot. Barry McCockiner? Barry McCockiner.

I don't think that's his real name. He's a... All right, go ahead. This one seems to be a popular response to OJ. It says, my wife left me, OJ. What should I do? Okay. That one seems to make it into every to OJ. It says, my wife left me, OJ. What should I do? Okay. That one seems to make it into every comment.

A little bit. Yeah. The last one I'll say is some guy said, go on Joe Rogan podcast. And I only mentioned that one because how awesome would that interview be? Is he our number one for going on Joe Rogan at this point? Here's why. He's up there. I don't think it'll happen because whoever,

I'm assuming OJ at least has people like a manager. I think he's even, he actually vlogged about him last time. But like they're going to put stipulations on it. Like can't ask him this, can't ask him that. I don't think Joe would do that.

Can we trust OJ's like judgment in hiring people? That's fair. His decision making in the past has been somewhat suspect. It's been a little suspect, yeah. Did you see his other tweet last night? Oh, I didn't know there was another. He had another tweet last night.

Our theories from last week are slowly coming true. He quote-tweeted Barstool USC last night. So we're one step closer to the OJ-Barstool partnership happening. Oh, man. What was the tweet? It was a video of him playing for USC, running 80 yards

in the 1969 Rose Bowl. It was his 23rd touchdown that season, and he quote tweeted and said, as Bob Hope would say, thanks for the memories. Oh, man. You're not getting a lot of bob hope quote tweets on twitter these days is he following that account or any barstool accounts no no all he follows at this point is his uh attorney some dude named justin simpson who i assume is his realtor i think it's his son oh yeah that's his son probably his realtor too i forgot his last name simpson i just i'm by oj the heisman trophy

usc football tim graham do we know who he is okay the nfl the buffalo bills pga tour uh and then both twitter is he gonna make a bills mafia that's what's gonna happen like appearance he has to yeah he's gonna wearia? That's what's going to happen. Like appearance? He has to. Yeah. He's going to wear like an old school starter jacket and like shades and like a flat brim hat and show up and like Bills Mafia is going to go insane. He's just going to like pile drive them with someone through a table, like through an RV,

like jumping off an RV. I mean, I feel like we shouldn't be doing business for other media companies, but if you're working for Barstool, I feel like you got got to be reaching out to him as soon as humanly possible to try to get this going. Yeah, yeah. But what role would he play for Barstool? What would he do? I mean, I see him linking up for some interviews, which would be fun.

Should we try to get him? We could try to swoop in. We almost got SVP. Yeah, may as well take a stab at it. SVP has more followers for OJ, so I guess we'd be downgrading a little bit. I picked up on that joke there, Dave. Come on, man. That was good.

Was he on the golf course in this video? Yes. He was also wearing a glove because he was playing golf, and there are a lot of glove jokes. I want to see his swing because I know in the past he was battling a pretty wicked slice. Again, it's hard to correct

for most amateurs. Sure. Why are you double roast handing me? I'm not. What'd I do? I'm just presenting you. A man who needs no introduction. I don't have a bad slice anymore. No, you don't. Jerk.

You know what? Yeah. What's Cato Kaelin think of all this? Oh, man. What's he up to? He was recently on like a... He's kind of the Billy Bush

of the situation for the record. No, but Cato Kaelin was on like a really shitty reality show. He was on Big Brother, wasn't he, for a while or something?

I think that might have been it. Was it Celebrity Big Brother? He was the original Billy Bush. In what way? I don't know. They just kind of seemed like a similar dude. Well, what was his role in all this? Wasn't he just living in the pool house?

Yeah. He was just a house, like a dude who hung out with OJ, and OJ would eat his French fries when he brought food home. I'm just imagining young Kato Kaelin walking around a pool house, smoking joints and wearing really faded jeans and no shirt. Honestly, for a while, I think Kato probably was living the life. Until he had to be a part of a murder trial. Yeah, until he was on the stand.

Kato Kaelin's a dope name. Do you know who his best friend was from mid-2000 to mid-2001, Dave? Kato? I'm guessing it's like Fred Durst or something. No. Kid Rock? Dude, this is great. Am I getting warm?

How about you just tell us, man? No, no, no. Give me one more guess. Was I in the ballpark? It says, quote, Kalen was best friends with the actor and comedian blank from mid-2000 to mid-2001, according to... Is mcdonald yes really that's funny so norm norm's been uh norm's had a some good twitter moments recently with uh with the juice he's been doing some quote tweets because if you remember uh norm was fired from snl doing

weekend update for his um frequent jabs at OJ as well as Michael Jackson. How do you not make those jabs, though, if you're on Weekend Update? Like, that's peak jab time. It's jab time. Okay, I definitely recall some of that. It was really funny. There's some super cuts on YouTube. Not like people getting their haircut for like $11,

but just like montages of some of the best norm jokes. That would be the worst YouTube video ever. Oh, here's another one. Oh, he's getting a fade. A little higher up on the neck, please.

What are we doing anymore? Is that another killing joke? Oh, maybe. No. Well, I don't know where to go from here. I went down a wormhole Friday night. What?

So this is before my Korean zombie night. This is before my bare knuckle boxing. By the way, if anybody else wants... Did you drink at all during this MMA session that you had alone? No, I stopped drinking. I drank three beers Saturday. You just optimized on coffee and Quest bars and went to bed.

Let me just say this. To anybody who watched that Pauly Malignaggi bare knuckle fight, he definitely won that fight. That was a bad decision. I know everybody wants to roast Pauly. He definitely won that fight. Enough said.

Friday night, we got home from dinner and I decided to fire up the YouTube app on my television. I have a smart TV. Are you familiar with these things? They've got the apps built into the television. I've heard of them. So do you have a YouTube account that you subscribe to channels from? No.

Do I need that? I recently started doing that, and it's really nice, actually. I need that, don't I? Yeah, it's really great. Well, I just was looking up old. I watched a lot of Woodstock, 94 and 99 sets. Yeah, it's really great. Well, I just was looking up old. I watched a lot of Woodstock 94 and 99 sets. Oh, wow.

I watched the entire Green Day set from 1994 where they got into the mud fight with the crowd. That was 94? Yeah. And then I watched Rage Against the Machine on 99, on the Woodstock 99, and then I watched some Limp Bizkit. Limp Bizkit set on Woodstock 99 YouTube is insane. It's insane and it's so shitty.

I have to out myself. I was into that back then. It was tight though until people started getting hurt. I watched the Kid Rock set too and I almost texted you about it because it was just insanity. I feel like Kid Rock got somewhat wronged though. The good thing about his set was that he was early in the weekend the bad thing was

that he got like a daytime set i think they knew that if they would have put him at night like around sunset that what happened with limp biscuit would have happened like too early in the in the that's fair well the weirdest thing about that set was um who the guy who introed Kid Rock was Paul Cusimano. Why does that sound familiar from what's Paul Cusimano from? He's not from Frazier. Paul Cusimano. Dude, he like intros him. It makes no sense.

And the crowd's just like booing him. He comes out there in this giant linen shirt. How do you spell Cusimano i'm trying here oh there it is let's see now i have no clue who this man is i mean the entire like it's so easy to get lost in those wormholes on woodstock 99 i've never done 94 99 especially though it's insane the show it's such a nostalgic thing and mtv covered it at length like 24 hours a day so there's video of every single thing that happened at that at that concert yeah i remember being i wouldn't leave my tv we had a tv in the back room that was kind of my tv room i had it on the entire day and i had vhs in recording it i think i remember Kurt Loder being like, we need to get out of here. Everything's on fire and people are getting like beat up.

Yeah. He came out. Dylan, what was your favorite moment from Kid Rock's set? The Kid Rock set. I just kind of liked them all, Dave. I can't really pick one. It was pretty good. Yeah.

Can we talk about Lil Nas X? He had a big weekend. He released his EP, Seven, I think it's called. Yeah. Dylan, you don't like the new song. Man, it's hard for me to say because... Why you got to be a meanie? I really enjoy this dude.

He's really good on Twitter. He seems very likable. And of course, Old Town Road goes. It took me a while to actually listen to the song because I was afraid it was going to stink. And my worries were realized. I thought it hit though. Man, I think it just

absolutely stinks. I was like, oh man, he actually followed up. No. I knew it. I did it. Panini?

Yeah. It sounds like a Travis Scott song. Which is, I think that's a compliment. Which is, yeah, I mean, that's fine. Just didn't do it for me.

Dave, what's the name of the song that he sampled for Old Town Road by Nine Inch Nails? By the way, I learned that this morning. I did not know that he used that from... It's like 24 Ghosts 4. It's like 24, 34 Ghosts.

24 Ghosts 3. 3? Is it 3? I got the Roman numeral wrong. Because it kind of blew my mind that they sampled this and it's so accurate. Do it. Let's play the beginning of this for people to hear. Because I had no clue that it was even a Nine Inch Nails song

until Dave said something to us at Pluckers the other night. Shout out Pluckers. You stink. What? Why do you say that? Pluckers doesn't stink. Well, it may be hijacked Will's entire system. I didn't mean to play that. That ain't it.

Or is it? No, this ain't it. Or is it? No, this ain't it. Still playing. Yeah, I played the wrong song. Okay. We could just let this roll in the bag. Dave, I think you told me the wrong song. No, it's definitely...

Was that the beginning? 34 Ghosts. 34 Ghosts 4. Okay. Sorry, he's got... They've got... Their song names are weird Was that the beginning? 34 Ghosts. 34 Ghosts 4. Okay. Sorry. Their song names are weird because I had a whole different song queued up. All right.

Here it is. I mean, it sounds just like it. Well, yeah. It's a sample. Yeah. There it is. I mean, it's the exact song I had no idea

I bet it gets real dark How do you hear this and think Man I could turn this into a A rap country combo hit In 2019 He did it Some might say he improved it That goes man I don't know That's a good riff man He did it. Some might say he improved it.

That goes, man. That's a good riff, man. What does the rest of it say? I don't know what the rest is as far as I've gotten. Yeah, does Billy Ray Cyrus come on at any point? No, I don't think so. You guys watched his performance at the BET Awards last night. I did, and he wronged Billy Ray. He wronged him hard.

He came busting through those. It was at a saloon. He comes busting through the saloon doors so hard, the doors fly back and just smoke Billy Ray. He wronged him hard. He came busting through those. So they, it was at a saloon. He comes busting through the saloon doors so hard. The doors fly back and just smoke. Billy Ray. Who's holding a guitar, nails the neck of the guitar, probably untunes it.

Oh, come on. Well, no, you can't do that. Do you think Billy Ray is actually playing guitar on stage? No, I don't think so.

Little Nas was not singing, rapping. Yeah. It really did not seem like he was. I don't think he cares. He got a fit off though. He did say he was going to poop on stage to show that he's different. He did. Yeah, it really did not seem like he was. I don't think he cares. He got a fit off, though. He did say he was going to poop on stage to show that he's different. He did?

Yeah, he tweeted that he was going to poop on stage, but he didn't end up pooping on stage, unfortunately. I'm glad he didn't, you know. Were the BET Awards the one that got real out of hand, that one during the whole East Coast, West Coast? When Snoop Dogg came out? That was Source Awards? Yeah, that was wild.

That's when Suge Knight was on stage, too, right That was Source Awards? Yeah. That was wild. That's when Suge Knight was on stage too, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, that got ugly. That was like the the birth of the East Coast, West Coast thing. That's another thing

that Twitter would have been electric during. Oh, man. Snoop was hard back then. Yeah, he won a gospel award last night. Did he? Mm-hmm.

So he's doing everything. Yeah. He's going from rap to reggae to gospel. Snoop Lion. Did he ever get jumped out of the Crips? He's a Crip, right?

I don't know. How does one get jumped out? There's blood in, blood out, man. If you want out, you gotta get jumped again. What if they just kill you? Did y'all see

the Crips graffiti that was going around on Twitter? No. Okay. People were pointing out how fake it looked. Somebody was like, oh, my house got tagged up, and it just said Crips in this really weird font, and it had two exclamation points. Crips.

Like they spray painted their car and their garage door. Are you looking at it, Will? Yes points. Crips. Like somebody was really, like they spray painted their car and their garage door. Are you looking at it, Will? Yes, it's so bad. What the fuck is that? It's so bad. Like this dude, this dude did it to his own like

Jeep Grand Cherokee. You don't need to do that. Like it's definitely a false flag, right? Yeah, like there's no way like i'm sorry but like i feel like the i feel like the crips have better tagging prowess and people and gangs aren't using the exclamation points it doesn't happen no like for emphasis straight up like dude like we're like us three we're ashamed to use exclamation points and emails to people like the crips aren't using it to, like, lay claim on stuff. The one on the garage door looks like someone just learned cursive in, I don't know, fifth grade.

And they're trying it out on a garage door. It's also in Atlanta. That's why they have it. Are there Crips in Atlanta? Yeah. Are there Crips everywhere? Most major cities, I think. It's nationwide, dog. Oh, okay. I didn't know if it was nationwide. most major cities nationwide dog oh okay i didn't know if it was nationwide yeah no one's surprised that i didn't know this people are people are

harvard wasn't a beacon of gang activity we actually had during high school we had somebody tagging stuff with exclamation points it was it was a it was kind of a big deal for a little bit in our small little town somebody tagged up the wall on my street. So there's a wall that's, because there's a main road, it's pretty busy. So the street over has a big sound wall. It's got brick and stuff. Somebody wrote honky.

Somebody spray painted honky. I saw him repairing it the other day. I was like, come on, dude. I don't know if it was a message for that particular homeowner. Was it you who did it? No, dude, my tagging days are over. You sure?

Yeah. Tagging stresses me out. If you make one error, like, you can't erase it. It's over. When I was in Paris, I saw some hoodlums tagging a subway or a train. Did you tell them to scram? I was like, man like that's not cool no i didn't i didn't tell him i was afraid you were thinking about it they were cool teens

and they had what if like you just walked up and you like you were somewhere like ordering some food and you just saw dave and the homie just like with bandanas over their faces just tagging shit can't be breathing in those fumes they're tagging the downtown whole foods i might have to have a little talk with Dave if I found them doing that. That'd be an issue. Oh, shit, run. It's your dad. It's your dad, too.

Yeah, P-Man, let's go. Dude, I saw. I know it's you. I saw you. I saw your face. CeCe's guys are getting out of hand, man. Hey, I thought of a fun game we could play before we get out of here. What? It's called Ranking the Best door posts i was thinking about this yesterday as i was perusing next door i'm not really active on there i'm more of what they call a lurker but i was

trying to compile like the best posts because there's there's only like five or six in people's playbook i was thinking it's it's some combination of this and tell me whether you agree or not lost dogs being reunited with owners that's that's that's a serious one it's it's great it's heartwarming when it happens you're like oh that's cool i'm glad y'all posted this i'm glad y'all found the owner next one and this is where it starts getting real wild this is where the comments get lit and you get notifications. People walking their dogs off leash. See, you know you're in a neighborhood when that's the case. Oh, boy.

Okay. I know the general reasons. Why do people get so upset about it? There's a lot of people who are really... Okay, I get it, actually. Let me tell you why. They're protective over their dog. The recent ones have been like,

your dog is aggressive towards mine. Whether or not that's true, people freak out. For me, if I've got Randy and I'm just taking him on a walk, if he sees other dogs, and especially if they run up to him, he's going to go crazy wanting to play with them, and I'm going to have to harness him and pull him back, and it's going to be a big deal. And I don't,

I just want to take a chill walk. So that can be avoided if you just have your dog on a leash. So I get it from that sense. For me, it's for me that my number one is just dog safety. You don't want your dog running into the road. That's another thing. If you see a dog approaching you on the,

because he's being walked off leash off leash and approach it, you don't know if that's an aggressive dog or not true exactly there is there is a case to be made that in some like at parks and stuff you don't want to just keep your dog on a leash that's true dogs become more aggressive when they're harnessed back and they're trying like they're trying to go do something and so dogs can become more aggressive in that way you don't want dogs to meet for the first time on leash. Yes. Because when they feel the, like Will said, you get pulled back, it's almost like they get scared.

Is something attacking me? They might freak out and fight the dog. The dog that attacked Rosie for the first time was on a leash. The owner dropped the leash when the dog started attacking. I was like, dude, you should have done that before. You're botching this right now. Like, you're really screwing. You got to let them off the leash.

Let them sniff it out. But yeah, that's like the main thing about it, man. It's like for me, it's just like, I don't want to deal with this dog. Like, I don't know. I know the dogs in my neighborhood. Most of them are fine. But it's just like, dude, I'm just trying to take a chill walk around the block. Yeah. I don't really want to deal with this um we had a new one the other night and it's um low flying plane or jets was there just people freaking out like because there was

a jet that flew over friday night that me and randy were like looked at each other like what the fuck was that and so i looked 10 minutes later on next door did y'all hear that so that's one people were freaking out they're like well their first base is here it could have been and they're like no it's actually this is two jets i heard the sonic boom blah blah blah people are just going off their flex their knowledge about aviation um but maybe my favorite is firework or gunshot that's a big one remember that firework one that i that i had no the dude was just essentially dunking on everybody he's like yeah my fireworks for me loud as fuck i don't care about your dogs i don't care about anything oh yeah yeah that's coming from me and he was just flexing on the entire neighborhood okay there's there's there's one that i just opened my next

door out for the first time in forever and there's suspected cult activity oh nice she said hey guys so I just spoke to my family who are around the area redacted they had a lady come banging on their door tonight who was completely frantic

apparently she went to a home near there looking for her daughter and the people tried pouring something down her throat and tying her to a chair. She said it was some sort of cult activity and they were saying they were going to cleanse her. She got away

and got to my parents' house who let her in and called the police and they sent her to the hospital. Please be careful out there. We've lived in this neighborhood all my life and this is crazy,

very scary stuff. How many responses? Very far-fetched. Ten responses. Very far-fetched. But responses. Very far-fetched. But Will, if there's a cult in your area, you need to be careful. You need to join it. Dude, join that cult.

I'm the most susceptible. Yes. Maybe that's why your stomach's fucked up. Did someone pour something down my throat? You join a cult. Very likely. You join a cult, you don't even know it. Yeah, we've actually started a cult.

It's circling back, and it's just people dumping white claws down each other's throats. The claw cult? Mm-hmm. The claw boys. Yeah. What if they were just trying to get her to bong a beer and she just freaked out and ran? Dude, this is just a party.

Yeah. Like, dude, we're partying. Yeah. Yeah. Your daughter's in the back doing a keg stand. Take this beer bong and let's fucking go. I think my favorite, yeah, it's either,

did I just hear a car backfire, firework, or a gunshot? Because every two weeks, someone, they're like, huh, is that a gunshot? Like, I got to post about this. Then you get somebody in there who, like, knows a lot about, you know, ballistics. They're like, well, what did it sound like? What did the echo do?

Did you hear a whipping or a pop? Like, you know, you can tell the difference between a firework and a gunshot. It's so stupid. Or somebody will go in there and really flex and be like, that actually sounded like a 9mm. All right, dude. Okay.

Have you thought about just trolling people? Yeah, I really have, but then I realize I have to see these people in real life. And I don't... Yeah, that is fair. you know what i mean like i part of the reason i would like to talk about certain things that happen in my apartment more but like on the off chance that somebody starts listening because i like talk to them and they know what my career is i don't want them to have me just exposing dirty laundry all the time to to the masses yeah i don't want to i don't want to hurt any feelings there's been a couple times where I almost came in here and steamed on some

some neighborhood matters but and the off chance that they ever figure out like that I'm the I'm the podcast guy who lives down the street like I just

I don't want to deal with it and I don't want to be down there like at the park with Randy and somebody walks up like hey man what's uh what's Dylan's deal okay

do you want me to I found the post it was from New Year's Eve, so it wasn't Fourth of July. Okay. But I think because Fourth of July is upon us, we should probably honor this guy and his intentions with his fireworks. He said... Well, his subject line was, PSA, you will hear

fireworks. Okay. He's getting in front of it. Yeah. He said, Dearest neighbors, fireworks are here. You may have already heard them. If so, congratulations. You have fun neighbors. Okay. Now, I know fireworks worry a lot of you, so let's take a minute and talk about a few things.

One, they are not gunshots. Why is this guy so condescending? Holy shit. This guy has clearly been chastised. He's been chastised for doing fireworks before. He said these are not gunshots. Most guns actually sound more innocent than fireworks. You are not a master detective by posting on here that you definitely heard gunshots.

This app isn't going to call Superman to save the day and award you with the key to the city. Quote, but what if there are gunshots for real? End quote. Okay, if you know of real life gunshots, then call the cops. Number two, do not call the cops. They ain't going to do anything. Last month, my car window was smashed and my camera was stolen they made me file a report over the phone the next day they don't

care about firecrackers on your street which is fair number three hey this is really funny if you read it in dylan's voice i could see dylan like really really mansplaining fireworks to people for sure he said number three your poor dog dog. I know, he gets scared. He freaks out and just shakes. My dog is also very dumb. It won't last. He'll forget it tomorrow. If you're really concerned,

just pick up your pooch and remind him that a thousand years ago he was a big, scary wolf. What? Okay, I don't know if it works like that. Dude, this guy sucks. And then he closed out by saying, for the love of God,

just have some fun, people. Tiny, controlled, colorful explosions are fun. Yes, yes, yes. They're technically illegal in city limits. But as we've seen from all the recent car burglaries, it's quite obvious the law has abandoned us and utter anarchy is at hand. Okay. This guy's way too into fireworks. If you see or hear a bunch of bottle rockets sending off from a parking garage on Lamar tonight. Feel free to stop by for a beer or bring some of your own fireworks

or go ahead and call the cops if it makes you feel any better. They're not stopping me. I'm still going to do it. What an absolute dickhead. Yeah, this guy stinks. I love being anti-authority, but man, this guy stinks. And honestly, dude, people's dogs run away when they get freaked out by fireworks, and that always makes me sad.

Is it a close-up selfie? It's a close-up selfie of him, but he's wearing a Batman mask. Okay, well, he should be on a watch list. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, that guy's a freak. There's a guy who considered himself Batman in my hometown, and it became such a thing that the cops had to intervene and try to stop him from trying to save people.

So he wasn't doing a bit. No, no, no. If you Google it. Did he save Harbor Springs? Harbor Springs Batman. So he was actually the city across, but it was Petoskey Batman. He was on the news, and it was like, I mean, dude, it was weird. Was he the Petoskey zombie?

We actually might just need to do a true crime special on the Petoskey Batman. Okay, before we get to... Was he of capacity? Was he all there? Was he on the spectrum? I don't think there's any possible way he was all there. Did he have a sick trust fund? That's too close to...

I mean, dude, what is he doing? He's just walking around just like trying to save people. Did he ever save anybody? If you do a Google search, it looks like he actually did save people. Like there's a photo of him holding a woman. That's hot. Yeah. Like it looks like he saved her.

They put him on the news. Like how irresponsible. I know that Northern Michigan news coverage has gotten a lot of pub on this podcast lately, but they actually put him on the news. So he's just completely jacking Batman's bit. Like he's not even trying to be original. He's Batman. He's Batman.

Wow. What Batman era is that? That's like Michael Keaton and before. This is old school. It's definitely more Keaton than anything. This is pre-Dark Knight. Like what's he doing? Is that your stomach? That's your stomach, right? You need to make a run? No, I'm good. Okay. Pre-Dark Knight. Like, what's he doing?

Was that your stomach? That was your stomach, right? You didn't make a run? No, I'm good. Okay. That one might get picked up. That was loud. Dude, my stomach. My stomach's doing things.

Oh, it's Batman talk. I got you hot and bothered. Okay, was this guy's angle going on the news and being like, I'm just Batman looking for my cat woman I'm gonna go on and I'm gonna find the best YouTube clips of him and try to play it next episode because it's really fucking weird it's like dude what's going through your mind

he's the hero that Pataki needed is it really Pataki that sounds like Patosky even better yeah I don't know I mean do you have a rivalry I mean Is it really Pataki? That sounds like Patosky. Patosky, even better. Yeah. I don't know. I mean.

Do you have a rivalry? I mean, people do say that the best thing about Patosky is the view of harbor. So. Wow. Wow. Isn't it true that the native baller, like, just went over there and broke their backboard on a dunk? Sick dunk. He probably honestly dated some chicks from their high school. Their high school is much bigger than ours, so he probably dated chicks over there.

That was always a flex to go date like the hot chicks from the other high school it's like nah you know the native baller did that yeah for sure damn he's getting major play today what he's up to should we get not i don't think we need to do that do you ever whip your ass no no he liked me he liked me he liked me no one challenged the native baller dude no no he liked me for let him do he shouldn't like me but he liked me. He liked me. No one challenged a native baller, dude. No, no. He liked me for some reason. Let him do his thing. He shouldn't have liked me, but he liked me. He was stuffing kids in lockers for sure. I would walk down. I would be walking down the hall, and he would be at the other end of the hall.

And this was right when Fast and Furious came out. And I wouldn't even know that he was in the hallway. And he would just go, Stephen, Willie. No, sorry. This was from. Stephen, Willie Beeman? This was from Any Given Sunday. Yeah.

He'd just go, Stephen, Willie Beeman. To you? Yeah. It pumped me it pumped me up every time oh good willie but he would do for my friend john he would say this was from fast and furious he'd go hey yo johnny b man i hit the hit the button this dude watched a lot of movies he was a big movie guy so forget about it, cuz. Man, you crushed that. Should we get out of here? Yeah, it's time. We need more any given Sunday buttons on there. I agree. I'll get... What's his name?

Pacino? Oh, no. I want more Fast and Furious. No, sorry. Not Fast and Furious. Why am I... Dude, my brain is scrambled. I want more...

It's just one of those days. Gone in 60 seconds. Oh, yeah. I might have messed that up earlier. Johnny B is Master P those days. Gone in 60 seconds. Oh, yeah. I might have messed that up earlier. Johnny B is masterpiece saying that in Gone in 60 Seconds, not Fast and Furious. Fun fact, John B is actually Limp Bizkit's bassist. I thought that was Wes.

No, Wes is a guitar, lead guitar. Are you sure he's not bass? 1000%. I'll bet you 100%. I was pretty sure. You did just watch the entire thing. Remember Wes would paint his face. You're like, ooh, this is crazy.

He got contacts in and his face is painted. This guy's loco. I always hated how low he held his guitar when he would play. He would lean over and it would pretty much be dragging on his feet. Yeah. Him and Fieldy from Korn. He would always have his bass down his ankles. Yeah, what were they doing?

I don't know. It was kind of a show-off move. Yeah. Showmanship from the new metal gods. It's pretty good. Keep going. I can't. I can't know. It was kind of a show-off move. Yeah. Showmanship from the new metal gods. Ba-boom, ba-bop, ba-boom, ba-bop. It's pretty good. Keep going. I can't.

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And then also, patreon.com slash strugglingbackpodcast. We will be back tomorrow on Patreon talking all things Bachelorette. I do think tonight's going to be a shit show. And I think that with stuff that's come up recently, are we going to see Jed exit with like no, are they going to re-edit the episode so that there's like a quiet exit like they did with other people that have gotten screwed over?

They can't do that with this few guys. There can't be just a disappearance. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What was the reason behind the last one? It was much sketchier than this, right? Well, there was one guy from the first time that they didn't even show.

Yeah, I know. But what was the reason for him leaving? He had a racist Pinterest board. That's right. Okay. That's different than this. I still think if you're going to be racist, Pinterest is the last place to do it.

No one's doing racism on Pinterest. Yeah. Go back to your Zanga. Yeah. Can back to your Zanga. Yeah. Like. Can't wait. Pinterest is like the, like,

I feel like it's like the friendliest place on Twitter. It's gonna be a good epi. I mean, on the internet. Dylan, you've hyped, you know something we don't,

you're hyping this epi. I just feel good. You are the spoiler guy. Okay, I feel like they owe it to us. Are you the spoiler guy? They owe it to us. No,

I don't know any spoilers. I don't want any spoilers. Okay. Why would I not admit it? I don't know. I don't have any spoilers. Okay. Why would I not admit it? I don't know. I don't have any spoilers. You had all the spoilers last season. It really ruined the season for me.

It didn't ruin it for you. It ruined it for me. I almost quit the show. I didn't want the spoilers. I just got the spoilers, and I had to be upfront about it. I didn't tell you what they were, though. I think I may have let one slip one time. You did.

You alluded to something on the show. Accidentally. You tried to get around it, but by getting around You did. You alluded to something on the show. Accidentally. You tried to get around it, but by getting around it, you pretty much said everything but the spoiler, and it was blatant what happened. Yeah, I did do that. I'm sorry. What are we going to call our recaps of Bachelor in Paradise?

Is it going to be Backer in Paradise? Oh, that's pretty good. Bachelor's still in the name, so circling back still works for that. No, I think we do backer in paradise. Okay. I don't hate that. My stomach is,

we should probably go. That's, that's disturbing me. It's like bad. Okay. Let's go. Shall we roll? Yeah.

Goodbye. Thank you.