Circling Back - Pablo Pledgescobar | Circling Back 8-19-26

Episode Date: August 19, 2026

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Hey, welcome back. Circling Back podcast Wednesday morning. My name is Dave. Welcome to the show. Thank you to everybody you tuned in yesterday. We had a real heater over on Patreon. It was Dylan, Will, and I, Randy producing. And it was circling back on touching base.

Go check it out. We've got some audio from that that may hit the free feed. here this week. Look out for it. Producing the show, Randall Trebekki. Hi, Dave. Well, what do you got? A good mailing that we just recorded that finished 30 minutes before we just went live here. You love it when that happens.

Oh, yeah, that's a lot of fun. You love a quick turnaround. What's the problem? What's the problem? What's the problem? Yeah, usually, usually like an hour before the podcast and make sure everything's. He likes to refract her for a little. hour. He needs a longer refractory period like somebody in this office who will be on name.

Yeah. That's okay. But you don't like just you can't stay locked in. You can't just go about you can't just hop pod to pod. You need to like you got to use your different personality. Like your different friend group. No, it's more of like having prep time to get the episode ready. I prefer to have more time than rushing because that's when mistakes happen when you rush. Did something happen? Yeah, not if you take a fucking bid. I'm sorry. I don't know. What, uh, what do you mean? What did something, do we mess something up? I wouldn't even give you a bid. You wouldn't even cut my cocaine. You'd be so, you'd be the worst pledge ever. No. Well, we're good. It seems like 30 minutes is good for you. I knew Dave has a pledge. People forget that. Was he the worst pledge ever? Gulf

Shores, baby. Didn't you haze him in the bathroom? No, it wasn't. I wouldn't say it was hazing. He says I did, but, or not, he didn't say how I hazed him. I don't remember the conversation. that he says took place, but I'm sure it did happen. It would be a very odd and way too detailed thing to make up. You're right. It happened. It wasn't a bad thing. It's about to suck for you guys, man.

It was funny. Yeah. Because in my head, the only thing I'm adding to it, maybe, is that while you said it, you were, like, at the urinal peeing. But I don't know if that's the case. Okay. Like, it was almost like a, in my, the way I envision it. It was like, oh, it's about to suck for y'all, like head kind of back, like.

Okay. But I don't that may not be accurate But you did say that and it was very funny I would like to imagine I had Yeah I had said it in a cool way like that I probably would have said something along those lines Because it's just fun to say like Let me do that here

Just being like oh you guys are so fucked Because that's what you just say to people Little that I know that little that little pledge Would eventually be sitting next to me for years on end Spring pledge 10 years How about that? How about that?

of this summer. Looking back, man. Have we done 10,000 hours? Are we experts on this shit? Surely. On frat? Podcasting. Not frat.

I have not done 10,000 hours. I've not done 10,000 fratting hours. I might have. King of frat, though. Dylan Shivry's here. Pretty stoked to be here, man. Turns out Trevor Guzby, bone bruise out two.

to three weeks. So Natty is back on. Happy to report. So I'm still excited for college football. Otherwise, I would not have been. So I kind of, that's such a bad attitude to go into the season with with an injury like that. Nattie's off. Season spoiless. Like Texas fans, y'all got to fucking chill. If you knew how thin the Texas O line was, you would get it. Those guys are not that thin. Those guys are very bulked up. You'll have a good strength of conditioning program. I think you know what I'm saying. No, I don't. All I'm saying is 10,000 hours is 416 days. I definitely fratted 416 days. 10,000, 140, 100 minutes. Rent.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. I've never seen it. A musical. Randy, you saw it at the movie theater. Nah, haven't seen that one yet. It's a callback. Dylan Shivery.

Oh, again. Still excited to be here. I'm excited to talk Mexican desserts later. Are you going to say that they're not that good like you did Tex-Mex? We had Flan last night, actually, at ECHO. We told Parks that, and we told the waiter that Parks were celebrating his first day of school. It's kind of our tradition. And so he brought us a flawn at the end of the meal.

And it was really good. Randy's leaving. Oh, he's my king. Oh, no. Oh, no. He out of here. What happened? They're saying Dave looks too tough.

Dave's smoke is too loud. Dave's vision is too blurry. It's going to be a fun show. Seriously, go check out if you are a baby backer and you want to know kind of where this potty came from, just go listen to yesterday's Patreon. Okay. That was a great Patreon, man.

Yeah, it was. A lot of fun. Ed Will back in here. He, uh, he wrote, some poetry for us. He did twice. More on that in a minute.

I've got a seg on that. Okay. I got a little bit of a seg. Hey, I noticed we're both wearing our rowbacks. This is not, we didn't plan this. We're not doing like a rowback week, but I just, this is one of my favorite golf polo. Probably my favorite, actually.

Just a navy blue. One of the first ones they ever sent us, and I love it. Cop the fit with Lutes 20 at checkout. Lutz 2-0. Cop it. Load the cart-hoss. Not just polos. No.

Looper shorts. Other things. Game day stuff. It's fantastic. Polos, hooties. A week from yesterday, I believe, that's when we got back to school week driving. Back to school week. The emails are rolling in.

I haven't checked the voicemails yet, but the emails, I've gotten like four or five. Good ones. Hell yeah. Dave at Washmedia.com, if you got a story from back when, if you could, look, if you were a coach or a teacher or are you, were a student and you had a funny coach or a teacher story, something crazy, something wild, maybe like a criminal investigation, a 10-year investigation. 10-year investigation. Email me, David, watchmedia.com, tell me the story, or hit the Haasline, the number of which

is 8773, 35, 2467, of course. Ooh, I got a good, almost caught cheating story that I'll share. It wasn't me, my, actually, you know him. sat next to me in social studies in high school and it was the closest I've ever seen to someone getting caught cheating on a final would have been disaster I'll share it I'll share it damn I got I got confronted by a teacher about cheating too teacher grabbed his arm and I'll leave it at that that's pretty serious to grab a kid yeah yeah yeah worded weird what I said is not inaccurate it's pretty is to put your hands on a student.

Certainly. Hey. I was like, oh, shit. Did you tell me who it was? Is it start with I am? Was it a cheeser? We used to work with them. Oh.

Okay. He probably wouldn't care if I'd say anything. No, it wasn't cheeser. But I'm not going to it. This was high school, high school, not college. Yeah. Okay. It was pretty hard to get caught in college.

Unless you just straight up like, I will say test bank stuff like nobody overage shit more than fraternities like telling people about their test banks at least when we were there was like yeah we got all the tests it's like man they changed the tests it's not going to help me it's nice that we have a test bank

I never once there wasn't like a you think it's like secured in a vault it's not you're just hoping the guy that still has it like is around he's out living at the compound yeah Shout out Springer. Let's just get into it.

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T-C-R-C-L-B-K-C-C-C-L-B-C-C-C-Sifer. T-C-C-C-C-S4. Guess we're going to do more buzzballs. Okay. I'm on board with trying the new buzzball, but we can't just try a new buzzball anytime they release a crazy-ass flavor. I can't.

I think we can't. This is not a precedent I want to set. The precedent is there, dude. It's not. We've done it once. Twice can be considered a pattern, and I want to cut it off at that. But the Pop-Tarts, Buzzball, yeah, I mean, we kind of have to, right? Smoors, too.

Smores is one of my favorite pop-triors. And Frosted brown sugar cinnamon. Which one are y'all rocking with? Sounds like there's no sugar in those at all. Yeah. Well, one of them says frosted smores other than standard orange wine, with natural flavors. That's a weird way to word it.

This one says buzz balls, cocktails, frosted brown sugar, cinnamon, vodka with other than standard orange wine and natural flavors. Is that a good sign when there's like an awkwardly worded ingredient? Other than... Yeah, look, the first time around,

it wasn't great. Actually, it was pretty bad. It was terrible. I'll say it's bad. It wasn't not great. It was terrible. People thought I was doing a bit about the peach one. The peach one just, maybe it was just the way I did it.

Peach tea? It was just, it tasted like, it tasted almost refreshing after the lime orita, which was just undrinkable. And those aren't crazy flavors? No. They still couldn't land them? You'd think a lime orita would be like, all right, this is kind of like, everybody can do it. It's going to taste like a cheap margarine.

Like a Jose Cuervo Margarita mix or on the border margarita mix. Margarita that you might get at like a. Don Pablo? Sure, Carlos and Charlie's. Neinfuzz? Sure. No, that's me. That's not, yeah.

That's like an actual Mexican restaurant. I'm talking like a hokey tourist trap kind of a place, you know. Just loaded with sugar. It's just mixed that they get from. Man, who would go to a place like that? What do you mean? It's Randy.

Oh, yeah. You fucking... Randy-coded place. Okay, my point... Randy loves a tourist trap that sells sugary drinks. You're damn right, I do. The point of making is that the margarita-flavored one, they couldn't, they didn't hit at all.

miss completely it was terrible and now i'm gonna i'm gonna have a frosted pop-tart flavor like that's gonna be any better look might be it might be good it's not gonna be good dav you know it's not gonna be good call on ma'am cullogs do pop tarts they might be a shame if they send us some yeah be a shame if they uh slid us a little bag with cash in it and said hey say these are good and i'm like all right we will yeah as long as they don't listen to this episode and though the last ones we did about them. Yeah, they could send us one and save us $329, I guess.

They're out of stock at, like, the local one. Oh, no. That's not good. Yeah, you're finding to launch yet. They probably put this out as a feeler. They put this out as a feeler to see how the public could receive it. A test balloon. There you go. How far could you punt this? I could punt a full buzzball

about putting something with liquid inside is a little weird. I'm going to say only like 12 yards. All right. We're going to have to do a video. I think I could do more than that. I think you could too. I think coach told us that he can come out.

We can come out to the fields one day. Coach Cozy? Yeah. And we need to like just do everything. We have throwing a phone. We have punting deep dish, Detroit style pizza, now buzzball.

And then also we could do the donut holes again. Oh, I got to tell you this. We can do all of them. It's quite a line about things to kick or throw. Dude Perfect went to Augusta National. and like through Nerf balls. Dave, we're not getting on Augusta National.

No, I know, but it's not that crazy to have us out punting Jets pizza or whatever. Two perfect throws something every single day. You can't do it once? You throw your back out every single day, you old ass. Oh, dude. I've been fired this thing up in a while, man. We're punting. If I let it loose, undo it the cell phone toss.

Yeah, that too. No, that needs to be done at Mikey's. Well, we can't get a proper measurement on it. Yeah. I know, but I just feel like, I really for, I want to set the scene. Will you come to Mikey's and do this? Yes.

All right, dude. You got a sick house. I didn't tell you all this. We did pizza last night because of the first day, played the Zah card. Not a mighty crust. We went to, we did Via. Got the kids, the taverns Zaw. Don't care.

The bar pizza. And your boy went, I went custo, went pepperoni, sausage, green pepper and fresh jalapeno the fucking jalapeno's were shockingly but bizarrely hot like alisa looked at me and she's like are you okay she's like you're sweating like yeah they don't dec see like they just throw it on there no seeds cook it in and i'll tell you it was really good but those jalapinos were boston man man i i can't do a fresh jalapeno because of because of that I've pickled only for me. You don't do well with the heat.

I love a pickled jalapeno, but that's the only way I eat them. And that's not very interesting about me, but I thought I'd share, just for talking about jalapinos. I'll tell you, I had some jalapinos on my Pizza Hut original pan pizza and it was phenomenal. So I don't know what was, you know, maybe you could learn a thing or two. Maybe, maybe. I'm not getting your Pizza Hut just because you like to dip the crust and garlic sauce. It's not because. It's because the bread throughout is amazing.

and then the crust is amazing by itself. And then when you dip it also in the garlic, it is the perfect garlic bread. You're a plant. I would love to be a plant. Pay me to be a plant. I will shill out for Pizza Hut. You will chill out.

We got to do these buzz balls. All right. We'll get them. I'm going to make will do one too. Whatever. We got to get everybody in on it. And I'm willing to get the other flavors, too. The ones that have, like the blue one and the cocoa one or whatever.

I would try those, too, because that's, That's what everyone's saying is good, but I don't know. I want to show up at like, I want to show up at like a function, like a younger, younger kids function. Like, and just be the dude, like just drinking buzz balls, like trying to put off a vibe. People are like, wow, dude, he's not unc. He's big bro. That's what they would be saying. Actually, no, he's like, just one of us.

How old is that guy? He looks great for his age. He's just drinking buzz balls. He's clearly not over 30. Hell, he's probably under 25. That's dude rocks. we'll see what he's oh he's got a podcast too sick you can't you can't show up to the function with buzzballs man

watch me if someone slides you on like you'll crack it whatever but you can't you can't bring them to the function you know what I mean bro I'm not trying to crack at the function crack stick what I don't even know what that means I just hear people say it geez I might go to the function and crack some hog I love crack up and a hog I'm in a, I join a new, I'm in a second fantasy league now. And it's a bunch of dads, many of whom I don't know.

And there's it going to be like in person draft. I might just pull up with plus balls. Dude, can we sell hogs in 30 and 50 packs? I don't know what the regulations are and selling a 50 rack of beer. It's orange wine. Oh, no, it would be, do we say it was going to be beer? Hog? Yeah.

I don't know what we said. It's not beer, is it? I think it was just going to be really whatever. It doesn't exist. It doesn't exist. Buzzball, ultralit. Yeah, it's not a real thing. What did we say?

It can be whatever you imagine it to be. To be whatever. Could be, uh, could have sassy mustard in it. Good. I want to make the sassiest drink on the market. It's a visual show. Spotify. YouTube.

Maybe YouTube. I don't know. See. I'm not really sure how that's going to work now. Yeah. I meant it to be, I don't know. Can we just talk it out? Yeah, it's going to, it's really boring.

And what Brett said, I'm like, nodding my head. Like, yeah, that all makes sense, but I don't know. YouTube is going to start counting a view as just starting a video. Which I always thought it did, but I guess not. You've got to watch it for a certain amount of time for it to register right currently, but it's going to switch to, I got to just hit play and boom, you got to view. So you sit there like 100 times and just refresh, play, refresh play. It's 100 plays.

which we could easily like you could easily game the system that way but then Brett's according to Brett who apparently like actually look into it he's doing his job which I appreciate he says it might not be a good thing for creators so I don't know ma'am would you rather be known as a creator

or a podcaster or an influencer there's something about creator that's just like a little bit in I'm creating. It's like you think a little, it's almost like if you're in business, you're calling yourself a builder. I'd much rather be calling a creator.

I'd be for content creator, but. If you're, if you car yourself a creator, that's like the people who say film instead of movie. There's something about it. Yeah, it's a little uppity. Yeah, I'm a creator. Like if I go to, if I go to like a cocktail party and I'm pulled up with the buzz balls,

like, what do you do, man? I'm like, oh, I'm a creator. You can't, yeah, you can't say that. Yeah, man, what the fuck do you create? Like, okay. So what is it that you actually do, you dumbass idiot? I create. You create what?

It's like saying I'm in business. Okay. Yeah, I do business. What's your business? Business, business. Business, business. But sometimes that works if you say you're in finance. You're like, oh, okay.

Yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah, content creator. Then again, saying you're a podcaster is not exactly a sexy thing. And if I was called an influencer, I would take, you know, insult to it. I'm done being, I'm done doing, yeah, media company. and then like having to get like two or three layers in and to before they find out like I do one of the shows. I'm just going to say podcast.

I don't care. I was never like a shit. It wasn't like something I was ashamed of. It was just like it really invites a lot of questions. And I'm fine. You know what? At this point I'm fine with it. I should bring in new, new listeners.

So if I'm at, you know, if I'm at the function, you know, if I'm at Starbar with the fucking new pledges. and I've got the buzz balls and they're like, we do, I'm like, I got a podcast, check us out. And I'll wait there

until they like and subscribe. It just sounds like a hobby more than it does a job. Creating or podcasting? Podcasting. Yeah. Because the majority of podcasts are,

you know, they don't earn money. How do you guys make money? It's like, well, ours actually does. We think of, uh,

we think of novelty drinks and never make them. That's what we do. It's pretty dope, actually. We drink buzz balls on Fridays and call it buzzball Friday's, Not a lot of people can say they do that.

I mean, there's plenty of people who will drink buzzballs on a Friday, but very few people will do it in their office. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Especially with their unc boss over here. That's right, dude. I'm out. All right, we'll buy some, Randy.

Can I have the company card to do so? Nope. Nope, you got to do it out of pocket. Find a way. I did it the first time. Can you buy them solo or do you have to buy them in a pack? No, you buy a solo. They have like the singles up at the counter of every liquor store pretty much.

Yeah, that is, you're right. And that's what made me think, like, no one's buying these, but it turns out many people are. So, I think you're selling yourself short on the punt. I think you could punt that further than 12 yards. Maybe. I feel like a liquid, like, it's like a bit sloshy, you know? Like, it's not just going to be weird coming off the foot. Is it carbonated?

I don't think so. So you can punt it, then pick it up and drink it, and it wouldn't, like, pop on your face? I guess so. Carbonation. Oh, man, I love drinking buzzballs and I love punting stuff. And I love going home at night and putting my head down on a Lisa mattress. Man, I'm sleeping on Lisa. Like I have been for the past, oh, I don't know, 12 years.

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I've got an update at the Penn State Frat story So Pablo Pledge Kabar turned himself him That's what they're calling him Okay I don't know if he was calling himself that You probably shouldn't call yourself that

If you're trying to keep a low pro The picture of him that's floating around Mm-hmm It's giving like mugshot But there's no way that's a mugshot right But what is this picture Could just be as ID photo, like his college ID photo. Yeah.

Yeah. It's hilarious. Do you think he had the Scarface poster up in his room? Like every college, like a college freshman does where it's like, you know, it's like him sitting back in the chair with like the big mountain of snow and it's just like the world is yours. If you really wanted to reach legendary status, and again, this is a serious matter. I don't mean to make too much light of the situation. You can't. It's just cocaine. Moving weight like that.

It's a, this is a federal crime. They cross state lines. You're putting off in archives. Just won't let you know. If you wanted to reach legendary status, he shows up for his, his booking in like full pledge attire. You know, you got the Navy blazer on. Composite photo.

You have the red and yellow striped tie. You know what I mean? Like, how funny would that be? I mean, it's going to be funny to a small segment of people. But it's going to be hilarious. Um, I saw Snow Paterno getting tossed around. You know, because Penn State. Snow paternal, snow paw.

Pablo Pledgecobar. Maybe Jerry Sandrugsky. Okay. I don't love that one, man. Why not? You know, because the Sandusky, I know Joe Peterno was a, he had a hand in allowing that to continue on for a while. But, you know, San Dusky is the real, the real sick out here. He is a sicko.

And not like in like a cool golf light. Absolute sicko. Not in like the way that a golf aggregator might use it. Is he still with us? No, I think he died. Did he? I don't know. In prison?

Hard to say, really. I don't know why I'm curious about that, but I am. Nittany lines. Okay. That's not bad. Okay. Did you find that on the internet? No, I was trying to think something with a nitney lie.

I was focusing too much on nitney. I was lying lions right there. First deal was set up over Snapchat fall of 2023. All right. Two Delta Uptonan brothers pulled. I'm not going to do that voice anymore. $4,000 for 100 grams, repackaged it, flipped it, smaller quantities. That's how you do it.

Yeah. You break it up. Yeah, you cut it up. Plage is cutting bag the kilos inside the Sigma Chi and DU. I'm going to call it DU. It's just like insider. Like serious man talk. Delta Poopsalon.

My brother was a DU. Built a poop salon. More like P-U, right? Yeah, exactly. Come on. Oh, God. Prosecutors say, for some of them, it counted as indoctrination into the fraternity.

Like, no, like, whatever, no, they're like their pledge book or whatever didn't have that in there. They didn't have to memorize, like, the 10 crack commandments or whatever. That'd be hilarious what they did. Aba TLO sold his partner a kilo. This is all allegedly, this is all in the charging instrument. A kilo for $22,000. Then another at the same price in September 2024.

Investigators could date that one because it happened on a home football weekend. Okay. One customer thinks he paid more than 50 grand total. Nobody said, nobody sold to strangers. The AG described the dealing as friend to friend fraternity brother to fraternity brother brothers for life. Brothers helping brothers. Is there a,

you may not know the answer to this. Like if you're a lawyer representing one of these pledges, is there like, well, they made him do it angle to like lessen the, the charge here? Yeah. Okay.

Coercion. We were talking about afterwards with Will, well, good, would be like, we didn't think it was real. We thought they were fucking with us.

Like, we thought there was powder of sugar the whole time, like just tested to see if we were like that. Like they as if you're a pledge in this. Well, didn't the pledges have to go to Philadelphia and New York to purchase large quantities of this? Yeah. I just have been dropped off in the middle of a cornfield before.

Like, we don't know. I think you know when you're buying it. I thought this kid and the other were the main two that we're doing the trafficking. But it could be wrong. You're telling me that you know, I'm not sending a plug. If I'm this guy, I don't trust a, I'm not trusting pledges to go move my way. you can cut it but you're not you're not driving that shit because you're gonna you're gonna buckle if you get pulled over you're gonna be so obvious yeah but at least it's the pledge getting in trouble and it's

you're not the one getting pinch yeah but the pledge is gonna flip on you can't trust some you got to right this pledge class fucking sucks dude yeah this is the worst worst fucking pledge class all i'm doing like 25 to life because these fucking pledges yeah that is true all i'm saying is i don't think it's out of the realm possibility of an active brother being like texting a guy that graduate two years ago said hey we're going to send some pledges to go buy some cocaine from you can you like give him a bag of uh powder sugar like it could just be a whole fucking thing it's a mac cocaine cheap my way to college um jk had mentioned for his arraignment if tfm was still going sending him a legalized cocaine tank would have been amazing i wish you guys

if this would happen you guys would have done that yeah i just don't know if he's going to like where he would wear it to like give it but yeah you're right pretty sick mugshot sure there's somebody is making a shirt i saw a shirt of him but basically doing like the tony montana it's funny because this guy like it looks like a dork like no offense but it's just it's a funny juxto you wouldn't think of this guy as a guy moving weight it's never the ones you suspect he's got the the Gen Z, like, kind of broccoli shit up front. Yeah, what's going on with the hair? He looks very sad.

He's got the spectacles on. These poor kids, man. I mean, look, they could have opted out and, like, no, I'm going to go elsewhere. I'm going to join a different chapter, different fraternity. But they didn't. And now, I don't know, I feel, I kind of feel bad for the pledges in this. Yeah. Not me.

Fuck them. Yeah. Right. I never, dude, no, I've never felt bad for a pledge. No, I don't know. Yeah, no, you're right. I mean, it sucks. You know why?

Because you're a kid and you don't, you don't know shit. It's some kid who's never been away from home. And like three weeks later, it's like, well, guess I'm cutting Coke. I guess that's what you do. I don't know how I got myself here, but now I'm cutting large quantities of cocaine for distribution. That's life when you're a motherfucking fratstar. This is just what big city life is like. I guess this is what they all do.

Yeah. Part of it. Well, I guess this is growing. Every pledge class before you had to do this. You guys think you're better than every pledge class before you? I wonder how many pledges, like quit, like de-de-pludge. Like, no, I'm good, man. I'm good with you guys, you know, feeding me slop.

I'm fine chugging the Crisco. I can do bows and toes. Happy to clean up the house whenever you guys need it. You guys can take out your anger on me. But I'm not cutting coke. you can slap my bare bottom naked but I couldn't coke we never do that to the pledges

you can spank me all you want but I'm not doing the cocaine stuff is what they said not me like I know the creed I know the alphabet I just don't want to cut coke like we laugh at it like the public you know you think it's funny like pledge you know

or Pablo Pledge Cibar it's pretty fucking serious deal like everyone's just like this is hilarious but that doesn't fly in court. Everyone thinks it's funny. I don't know. Well, we saw with that hazing video from Iowa, we thought it was hilarious.

There are a lot of people in the comments on different videos. That's true. This is really put off by. That's a pledge class you need cutting your coat. That was a classic case of like if you've been through it, you think it's hilarious. But if you haven't, you're like, this is appalling behavior. No, and they're right.

Like, I'm going to be completely honest. They're right. We're not right. Like, it's, it's not good. What are you guys down here? We wanted to be or something? The celebration. Of what?

Of life. Understanding. They're standing silently in a dark basement to celebrate life. Best Pledge class ever. We found it. Oh, man. Shout to this guy. I see you got your Warby Parker's on.

I do have my Warby Parker's on. Yeah. These are transitional lenses. These, these lenses. do transition. There are sunglasses outside, Dave. They fully transition. They get dark too. Real dark. I've got the same frames.

Only mine are sunglasses, the brimmers. And I'll love them. They're blue light blockers when I'm not when I'm not outside. That's right. That's why I'm wearing them. Multi-purpose. Yes. Buying glasses used to feel really complicated and overpriced. I'm just trying to buy glasses. I'm not trying to like do a spreadsheet just to understand what's going on.

If you've never worn glasses yourself, I feel like, you know, you don't really get it. But like guys like us, like I'm, I wear, I have some, some glasses at home, some Warby's also the bremers that I wear when I read. I wear them at night because they block the, the blue light. But Warby's awesome. How did I, you want to know? Like, dude, Dave, how did you pick out your frame?

Well, I didn't go into the store. I popped open my lapy. I went to their virtual tryon and bang. I found the frames that fit me and look, they look great. It's so, dude, the tech has come a long way there. Now, you do the same thing. Yeah. Indeed.

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Look as cool as Dylan. Hell yeah. All right, Dave. It looks like you got some, a pet McAfee take that you need to update a little bit what's going on Can you guys talk amongst yourselves? I'm gonna I'm gonna go to the bathroom I gotta drain the Liz

Okay we can do that See ya What do you guys think it's gonna be? What do you think my takes? I don't know I'll talk to Dylan about something else Maybe you kept listening to that album And you don't hate a couple tracks I don't know we'll see

Did you see the Sigma Chi tour Video? No I think it was sponsored by like Fetty Someone just sent it to me me on on Instagram. Like, there's just like three of the guys just going through like, this is the social room, this or whatever. And like, they give you a house tour.

And it is the most fraternity house ever. It is fantastic. I'm going to have to double, double click into that. I'll have to look into it. Well, Pat McAfee has been added to the Monday night football team on ESPN, Randy. Oh, yeah. Because a lot of people are saying we don't have enough Pat McAfee on ESPN right now. That's what I've been saying.

It's getting a lot of control, man. I thought that there was too many people at ESPN. That's why we need to come. Cut the fat and focus more on McAfee. Well, they trimmed a lot of fat. Well, some people don't think it's fat, but they trimmed a lot of it to make room for his exorbitant contract. Well, me and the executives at ESPN know what we're talking about, I guess. All right, here comes, Davey.

He's strutting in. He's very confidently strutting back into the studio. What's up, big dog? How to go? You're the quickest pisser of all time. I didn't even piss. What'd you do? He took a dump?

No. you drained the Liz. I just looked in the mirror. Okay. All right. What's up? I don't know. What are you all doing?

We're waiting for your take on McAfee, your new take, because you apparently remembered something. Yeah. I mean, if you're going to trust this guy with your antivirus software on your home desktop, then you should trust him on Spotify. Isn't that guy like super interesting? like what isn't he weird pat maccaffe no no is it john oh the other mackafee yeah he's uh yeah antivirus a lot there yeah he's epstein is he dead or not um no my i haven't updated pat maccify

take i've had a couple days to really let it sink in and really think about it does it still suck yeah it sucks but uh-oh It's not that different than a lot of shit that's out there right now that people are listening to every day. What I'm telling you is this real quick. You could give one of those songs to Morgan Wall or you name it, John McGrady. I don't know, I'm making up country names. somebody that a lot of country folk like

modern country and you could say hey record this and do keep the same shitty instrumentals that sound AI same lyrics that are apparently devised with AI and put it out there and you wouldn't bat an eye not saying it would be good

it would suck just as hard but people would be like yeah that's actually good now that it's not Pat McAfee it's a hot guy who has thick hair flowing out the back of his cool hat that has like upside down uh deluth on it or whatever in other words might have saying like yelled a slur or threw like a chair off a building at a cop do you think we were ready yes we were ready to hate on this because it was pat maccfee releasing it for sure oh yeah no i mean look this never even if he put out like some serious like he he sat down and really put

pen to paper the bar was high like He had to have something extremely stellar for people to be able like, okay, it's actually good is what you're saying. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, we already knew he had no musical background. And we knew he was coming in and he was going to do like cheesy, like pop country bullshit. And he did.

I'm just saying as someone who recently went headphones off in the gym for a little bit and heard some of this, not the Macfee album, but like other top 40 country pop. This is not that different than what's already out there. So it's not like he invented some new genre, genre of like absolute slop that sucks. Yeah. I'm just saying like there's a lot of really bad music out there that people like. You know what?

Some of the people pointing their finger and saying this is the worst thing ever, I want to see your Spotify rap. We aren't the only ones speculating if this album is A-LUM. generated. Look at DJ Bean's tweet. I'll try. I'm having really bad internet back here right now, but I'll give it a shot. So I'll, I retweeted it. And I wish I had seen it before we talked about it on Monday.

But it basically confirmed from Pat's, I guess, producer, DJ Bean friend of the show, by the way. DJ Bean said, I'm trying to sit out the McAfee album stuff because I disagree with AI created shit being seen. as any sort of accomplishment, but I've seen enough who says enough, okay, I've seen enough, quote, who says it used AI to share this? The album's producer said the songs were written by putting words into an AI song generator. And yeah, there's a quote. He's not a musician, but he definitely is a fan of music. He's been writing lyrics for years, like his phone is so full of notes,

stream of consciousness, poetry, stuff like that. And he started plugging his lyrics in and chanting it into an AI music generator called Suno and getting Suno demos of his songs. And we came together and I was like, yo, we can go in and cut this stuff for real. Okay. So Brett does this. But like not like Macfey, but we use this, you know. Brett, Brett, right. Brett will tell you, though, he writes all the lyrics.

Well, Brett and I did create a country song and we wrote all the lyrics together. And it, unfortunately, it was pretty good. Like we hit we were like we need to hit every single trope. It's called a man-made beer and it's pretty good. That's it's really good. And he's made some other ones too. Yeah, it's really good. He says as in like in a funny like yeah, this sounds like it would just be a regular old country song.

Like you give this to Jason Aldine and it probably would probably slap. Again, I am not going back on my my absolute disgust by the over macification. By the way, he's your new. Monday night football countdown analyst. We did talk about that when you stepped out. I also talked about how there's a Sigma Kai Fraternity House Tour if you want to watch it. I saw that on the TEO.

Yeah. That's very funny. I'm just saying that I'm like, this is kind of the modern state of music. So you can be mad at Pat for putting this on us. But be more mad at the record industry in general. I think I'm more mad about him using AI than it being just a generally shitty album. Sure.

Sure. Other part of this segment, new transition here, ready? Where do that again? That's the transition sound. I remembered something funny. Dave remembered something funny. About McAfee.

No, it's not about McAfee. It's about Micah. It's about something in our old company, Grandex, which housed TFM, post-grab problems. total sorority move, a bunch of stuff. We did an event called Chump to Champ.

Our old producer and frequent guest of the show, Michael Weiner, was the... I know where this is going. I forgot about this, too. Do you? I think so. Okay, hold on to that thought because I would be very surprised.

Michael was the chump, and the goal of that was for him who doesn't have any fighting background to train with people at Onit. The Onit is a gym here, a supplement company, and learn Jiu-Jitsu and striking Muay-tai, and he would fight a guy who fought in Bellator. And it was an exhibition.

He fought. They fought. The guy wasn't allowed to destroy Micah. No. Okay. So he trains. He's got this guy who's like his coach. He's like one of the big people at Onet personalities.

And like if you know the name Aubrey Marcus, who started on it. He was a part of this too. And it comes like a week out before Chump to Chant and we find out, no, it's actually like the day before. So we've done like a way in, a whole thing. Were you at the way in, Randy? I was at the way in.

Yeah, Randy, before we even really knew Randy, he was at the way in. We did a thing in our old office, which is a paint factory over in St. Elmo. It was great. And it was, man, we're excited. On it's excited. And like, we're like, dude, this is going to be badass

because we have all. their people there and these like big names, cool, this is great. And like come like the day before the fight, we find out like Aubrey Mark, Aubrey and like the other higher ups and a bunch of the honor people, they're actually not going to be at the event being held it on it. Why? They were going to Burning Man. And that popped into my head the other day.

I saw some Burning Man content. And I was just crack it up because it was like, we did this whole thing. and it was like supposed to be, it was a big deal, for us at least. A lot of resources went into it. And then to the last minute, Micah's like coach, he's like, yeah, I'm not going to be there. Even as coach? Yeah. No, now, Andrew, friend of the show, Andrew Craig, I don't know how much Andrew coach trained Micah on it.

He actually did commentary, which I weirdly did some commentary that night. He was there. But a bunch, like his actual coach coach, one of the guys. It was like in the content series was like the guy he was checking in with and stuff. He went to Burning Man. And I was just like, man, that's so perfect. It is. If you know anything about the Onet people, like they are the most burning man going

group of people on the planet. And it was just, and it really wasn't that big video. It just cracked me up. Mike's face. He's like, yeah, they're apparently not going to be there. They're going to Burning Man. It's like, it's not being a fun event. It was like the turnout was pretty strong still.

That was hilarious. It was an event. thought I was room. Didn't Mike, maybe it was just like a small thing? Did he write like a disc track or something? That's where I was going. I know he kept on calling him Clementine, but didn't he like go a little overboard with something?

Like he came out and like had a big speech like just dissing him? Maybe. I don't remember that. In some of the video, like his shit talking was pretty good. I don't think he had a full on rap, but there was a, there is a meeting it on it in like a conference room.

And there's a photo of it and I'll maybe try to find it and post it. And we're in there, like, on it's like marketing people that aren't like, they're like their business side, right? And I'm in there and Mike is in there. I'm pretty sure like Madison was in there. And they're like, all right, well, we'll grab. We'll get Sean. Sean's the guy's name.

We'll get Sean in here. And like, so the guy that Mike is fighting. And Mike, Sean comes in. He clearly just been working out. And he came in shirtless. And he is like hilariously jacked. Like, he has like insanely pumped up muscles. He's ripped up.

He's completely ripped up. There's actually, I posted a picture that night with him from my Instagram. There's a photo of him and it's me. I took the photo of him at the head of the table and Micah just like kind of looking straight ahead, like afraid to look at him. Because it was just very intimidating. Let me find, let me find that picture. That's what I'm trying to find too. It's probably on a touching base Instagram account.

So I just, I wanted, that popped into my head for some reason and I was just laughing my ass off to myself. Oh, Micah. I got to find this picture. He's in big trouble. That's what Mike would always say. I've been training and I feel great. And Clementine isn't for a big surprise. He's in big trouble.

That was Micah's big one. He would say he's in big trouble. He's in big trouble. If the internet was a little bit more cooperative, I would have already had this. Yeah, I'm trying to look on the touching base one so that I could, I'm plugged in, hardwired. You hear about this, Dave?

hardwire internet. So I'm trying to find this. Yeah, it is. I got to go back all the way too. There are some funny photoshopps on this touching base. Shout out to Peyton. Oh, here's Dylan putting a nerd into a locker. Intern, Peyton.

That must have been photoshopped. It's clearly a photo. Here it is. I got it. It's me, Dave, and Clementine. Hold on, Randy. I'm slacking it to you. While you're doing that, let me tell the folks at home about our good friends.

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Is that true? We don't know that that's the person who did this. If you read the job description, it sounds like they need to fill that role with someone who knows what the hell they're doing. I don't know if that means that someone was fired or maybe, they mean no one was in that position. And that's why it was negotiated by someone who didn't have the, you know. The million dollar monster deal that we've talked about. Yes. The monster Big 12.

They're hiring. Objectively sick, by the way. Tell us about the lay chase. All right. What if I told you all that the Sace Lachez has hit the T.O? Randy, I mean, that's two man. That's six. That's six Lachase, Dave. Can I say something?

Can I say something? Say it. I was trying to think about, like, how many milks I can name. I couldn't get to six. All right, I looked it up. Okay, I'm going to, can I go off the dome? Whole. Are you going to try to just all the milks you know?

All the milks I know. That's what I'm saying. I couldn't get to six. Whole milk? skin milk, 2% milk. Now I'm going to go with, these are all real milks. Raw milk, I'm gummed at 4%. I don't know, dude. You're forgetting like evaporated milk.

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Ah, damn it. It's wild. I'm more of a dose lechase guy. I'm about to come out with a dosé lechase cake, which is 12 different milks. I mean working on it in the lab. It's almost ready for prime time. What if you did a little breast milk in the lechase? Okay.

And the leche cake. Okay. A human breast milk, obviously? Yeah. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Otherwise, if you'd be called, like, goat milk. It was from a goat breast.

No, it's from a human breast. Okay. What if you, I'm just saying, what if you did that? That is one of the 12 milks in my cake. But the breast milk's not easy to come by. Almond milk? Five squirts of breast milk. Four, condensed milk.

Three something, two skin milks. Three, you could have done three. Somebody could have finished it for me, but you could have done three leches when you said three somethings. Yeah, you know, I said work in progress. I didn't punch it into AI like some people, like range. and Brett, do. We write our stuff. Yeah, then you pump it into AI

and use all the water. We don't pump it, dude. That's why we don't have any fucking water. Love at the pump was literally an AI song. I lost the fucking farm, got eminent domain because of you. Well, we done the farm got eminent domain. Wait till Brett.

We got fair market value, though. We got fair market value. Just wait till Brett sells his land to put a data center on there and then we're rolling in the AI dough. It's not Brett's land anymore. I've sent people out there to adversely possess it and it's now mine.

Squatters? Oh. They've been watching some Tulsa King and he's on his age. People are squatting on your behalf? Is that a theme and, is that a thing in Tulsa King? I don't know. I don't know. Why did you bring it up?

Like, I don't know. It just seems like something that he would do. Hey, let's go over there and we take the line. He's a bob guy. Hey, we're going to take this. Abversely possessed them? There's this podcast business guy and he's got some land that we want it. Hey, all I want to take his land.

I don't pick us. Do you know that the Oklahoma's sooner mascot? is basically a squatter. Did you know that? A sooner is a person who snuck into the unassigned lands of Oklahoma before the official legal start. On the Indian land. Of the land run of 1889 to claim the best property ahead of others. I believe it was, yeah, the land of indigenous peoples.

You're correct. Not something to celebrate. They're squatters. Hey, nice mascot. Idiots. You sent me something on Slack, squir. That's not squatters. Never mind.

Squirtle? It said top 10 insane. And he's like, what is this? Like super soakers? I don't know. I'll look at it later. I like that you had that little fact. I've just known about it.

I just think it's kind of a lame one. I got a fact about Oklahoma for you. They roll their joints all wrong. There you go. Texas country Randy over here. Red dirt, Randy is a good bit. Too skinny and too long. Mm-hmm.

Well, I ain't no holy roller. That's a good song. I don't care. Which one? The Roller Jones on wrong, yeah. Yeah, CCR, dude. The other CCR. Cody Canada.

Ever heard of him? Yeah, I just sang part of a song. I ever heard of them, though? What are we doing with this fucking cake? We're going to eat it. We're going to fucking eat the cake, you dumb ass. You're going to sit on it apart. He's here what he said.

I did, sadly. You're not trying to say Slatechase? There's a chair with a cake in it. What are they going to stop? I don't know. I mean, like once they run out of milk. I guess you could technically get milk from any animal, that, you know, any mammal that is producing breast milk to feed its young.

So, yeah, you could probably just have as many as I, you know, keep adding. Here's some zebra milk. They're just making a mockery of the Trace Lacease cake at this point. Who's they? Melissa Clark of the New York Times. She's the one who made this? Yeah. She did this pre-COVID.

Oh, yeah. This is, hey, man, I don't give a shit when she did it. This would have been bigger news back then if there wasn't, you know, impending global pandemic. We could have been at 100 late chase by now. It's just too many, dude. You're not a dreamer. You're not a dreamer.

Trace Lachers is typically not. I'm just not a dessert guy. I like dessert when it's brought to me, but I'm never like, God, I'm craving dessert. But same. Trace Laches, I don't have, I don't have like a good feel for it because I haven't had it that much.

I am a... It's my favorite cake. I'm a cheesecake guy. I love cheesecake. I fuck with it. Everybody knows that. I also like tiramisu quite a bit. Ooh, that's like one of my least favorite desserts, man.

Shut the fuck up, Dylan. Get out of here. Let's go. I don't like coffee-flavored desserts, dude. Yeah, why? I don't know. I love coffee. You don't like, it doesn't sound like you like bang ball.

Dude, for the second time in two weeks, a waiter was very kind enough to bring us a free dessert. Like I mentioned happened last night. And like, while it's very kind when someone does that, does that, and I appreciate it very much, you feel obligated to eat it. And I didn't want to. Been there. I'm like, man, I was, all right. I'm going to eat someone this so I don't feel bad about wasting this free dessert that was put in front of me. Uh-huh.

It's kind of like a conundrum that I find myself in. Oh, thank you for the food and taking care of me, but I don't like sugar. That's what it comes down to, man. I don't want to overshoot. Dylan's the type of dude to be on a day and be like, let's just split it. Let's just split one. And you have like a bite. You're like, uh, do you want to take this home?

And you're like, no. Straight up. I want, so far. I want two bites of a dessert and that's it. If you eat an entire dessert after dinner. What? What? Say it. It's just, you feel disgust.

You feel gross. You know what, dude? I feel gross being in the same room with you right now. It's just too much. I'll have the banana split, but can I only get three-fourths of that banana? That's pretty good. That stinks. He's sneaky poning you right now.

That stinks. Dude, that was an epic pon if I've ever heard it. All right, we got to shut this thing down. No, why? Because you want to get away from this take you just dropped? I hate everyone in this room right now. I don't like we dessert. Oh, no.

It's, I like it, but I was like, I don't, you feel obligated at some point. Can I tell you a little, little something about Dylan dessert? When I went to Echo in Mexico, of course, I saw them, and they, they had gotten some churros. And I went, Dylan's not going to have any of those. And Chech-C-C-C-was like, no, no, he's not. Che-C-C-T-C-Wing. Where's, did Che-C-C-C-make-me some muffins today? She made it for you yesterday.

Yeah, I'm asking a question. here. You want, Chey Chee, make me some muffins. You want to double muffins? She's not going to do muffins for you two days in a row. How selfish are you? You don't appreciate her. I want some muffins.

Yeah. You want another one? Randy had to split her muffins. Yeah, I would like to have a full muffin. You can have my full one. I'll split one next time. Thank you. See, that's a real guy right there.

I told her how much you guys liked the muffins. So now she's definitely going to make more soon. She likes to please the squad. Can you go home at lunch and see if they're ready? Well, you can learn. She's at work. She's not making it. I don't fuck.

I don't care. Go buy her office. She's not, she didn't have a full kitchen there. Invest in her dreams and get her a bakery. That's not her dream. Weren't you guys gonna name a bakery? Baker's dozen because her, her maiden name is Baker? Sounds like that's her dream.

Aren't you gonna name your kid Emerald? No. We do have a name though. We do have a name. Is it bang? It's Bam. It's Bam. I'm not bang, dumb ass.

No, it's not. Bang shivery. Mm-hmm. Bam shivery. That's actually not bad. It's not good. Bartholomew shivery. Bart shivery.

Is it cheeser? Nope. Cheezer shivery. You guys know what it is. Be careful. Don't let it slip. It's Dave. Isn't you named the kid after me?

No. If it was Dave, it'd be after my dad who's also Dave. No, I'm the godfather. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So there's a chair with a cake on it. Bye. Bye.

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