Circling Back - Palm Beach Pete, Obnoxious Infuencers, & Bit Madness | Circling Back 3-24-26

Episode Date: March 24, 2026

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Ranchos And all right, we're back Circling Back podcast Tuesday morning Welcome to the show. Thanks. To all the new listeners out there, welcome, thank you. Especially the stool. Okay, there it is.

The D.Fs as well. Ringer Nation. No laying up. listeners as well what other outlets have found us former touchers you just stayed with us them as well all are welcome my name is dave but keep telling your friends unless you're uh unless you're a real jerk tell your friends about us if if they're like you and you like us they might also like us how do you feel about that photo let's let's back her on on up a little bit um you hate it i can tell yeah i don't i don't i hate it the lighting is pretty terrible

Shout to former intern Hannah, but I just think you look like a teenager. Oh, no, thanks. Will looks very unhappy. Why does Will look so mad? I was Will 25 pounds ago. Well, that's bleached hair Barrett right there. It is, yeah. An unbleached buttholeached butthole dillon.

Ladies and gentlemen, producer Randall Trambeki rocking his funky outfit but also burnt orange weirdly. Hi, Dave. No, this is my new Hawaii. Hawaii shirt. It's got a rooster with a surfboard because I surfed and there's a bunch of a bunch of cocks running around the island. It was kind of cool. You don't have to say it like that. Say what? What, Hawaii? I know that's more a local way that they say. That's a funky ass cock on your shirt. Yeah, you like that, right? Just call it a rooster. Look at it. Look at it. Hey, hey, Dylan. Hey, Dylan. I got something for you. Let me show you a little

Hawaiian spirit. Oh, yes. I mean, listen, Purdue. They're picked to win by like eight, I think. They're the better team, dude. Yeah. Texas is just happy to be there. Bro, they're laying eight, man. They're just happy to be there, dog. So, I mean, their season's already made.

Got nothing to lose. Man, they're laying eight, man. I'm all over that. But still considering that they have nothing to lose, they're going to play free and lose. Purdue is so good that they're probably still going to win that game. It's me gambling, guys. Shut the fuck up.

I'll sprinkle. I'm sorry. Gambling Twitter is the worst, right? Does anyone else agree with me? It's just too much. I don't care about your fucking parley. It makes me feel bad because I'm not gambling. I don't care about your parlay.

Oh, your shit makes me feel bad. I'm like, fuck, I should gamble. Anytime you win, I'm like, I wish you didn't win. I don't want to hear about it. Stop telling us. I don't like it unless we're getting paid by a gambling outlet. Seriously, man. No, it's fine.

I don't like it during college basketball. because I don't pack college basketball. Dude, the first leg of my parlay did not hit. I'm so fucking pissed. Dude, I was telling you that I need to start betting on hockey. My little Jersey mics pick them. I'm constantly 50% or more. I rarely am ever under 50.

So I think I can start making some real big boy bucks. You should go down to the horse track and pick the ponies. Exactly. I got a free sandwich come my way today. My Mikey used to play the horses on weekends. He'd take his paycheck. You got a real mudder down there. that right now. Yeah. He loves a slop. Born in it. For those wondering, yes, I will be hitting

cost code today. And yes, I will be buying more spin drifts. This is not Spomom. These are just very good. I think we all like these, right? Sure. Okay, great, man. I'm not big, uh, sparkling. Don't shivry. Are we just not going to talk about this, this quad amputee who allegedly murdered someone and then drove off with their body. It was also a professional cornhole player. I don't know as a quad amputee. Didn't you get a girl? Yeah, quad.

This dude's got no arms and no legs. So it's only a story because of his disability. It would still be a story of a professional cornhole player murdered someone, I think. But when you throw in the fact that this person has zero arms or legs, it's just something, man. you know and there's a video of him firing I saw a funny tweet because it's like his lawyer's like how can he how can he shoots one he's got no arms

and there's a video like like shooting it's kind of funny so he can do it prosthetic arms and everything uh-uh no okay I have to look at so I say no arms that's not technically true because there's like there's something there but it's like to right here

you don't know the right way to describe it without getting in trouble. Right. I don't know the right way. There's, there's part of an arm, part of... To the elbow. Part of both arms and then like half a thigh on each leg. He doesn't have a forearm.

He doesn't have four arms. ESPN did like a... He doesn't have two, I guess. Chuck Rinald or Naldi or whatever. Did like, there was like the ESPN like, what if I told you? Like there's about him back in the day. Unless that's fake. In which case, I'm embarrassed.

Anyway. I hope not for your sake. You know what I'm talking about, though. You know, ESPN will often do these packages. This is a remarkable story of an athlete who overcame disability. Yeah. And is now alleged. Yeah, dude.

I saw a little clip of that yesterday. He was the best guy around. What mighta. What murder? That's a top. That's a hall of face. He was the best guy you ran. Imagine talking like that.

The best guy you ran. That's sick, dude. Dave's favorite vocal stem right there. That's why people moved to New York City. He can yell at people and talk like that. Who was the mobster that he was talking about? Capone? Godd.

Godot. Capone did now. Capone was Chicago, right? Yeah, he also died many, many years. Died of... Gotti. Cepilis? No, it wasn't the Gondi.

A syphilis. It was a syphilis. It was a syphilis. he was the best guy around that guy's awesome what about the murder what murder good shit man

anyway dude Twitter would be so if they had Twitter in the 80s in like the late 70s 80s like when like the mob was like really active and like out you had guys flashy guys like kind of just out there for some reason

like the mob bosses and everybody knew who they were. It'd be pretty funny on Twitter. You're like, you all see, dude, Goddy's kind of cooking. Did you retweet Goddy today? Yeah, he's making some strong points. I mean, yeah, he didn't he used to, he would like buy turkeys for the, for the poor people in his neighborhood. He was the best guy around. He would put on, he would pay for the fireworks.

Yeah. He'd pay for the fireworks in the neighborhood for the four, to July. Good guy. Maybe a murderer. Maybe even the best guy around. Maybe a murderer. You don't know.

Can you really be sure? Was he convicted? Okay. So those murders? What murder? Once he was convicted. Doesn't mean anything. Oh, my God.

We need to put that on the board. Actually. What murder? Or the best guy around? Best guy around. That's wrong play for 2020. That belongs on the board. I do need to add some stuff to the board.

I mean, I haven't added anything. I vote for that one. I want to add me on the ground back too. Oh, that board. I thought you meant like the bracket. No, no, no. I don't know. This board, sound drop.

I'm even thinking like, there's someone here. I could have called it something else. I don't know the lingo. I'm not a podcaster. No, no, no. That board is what you should call it. It just wasn't clocking to me. I mean, yeah.

I did the thing last night, personal story. I fell asleep and woke up like 40 minutes later. wide awake. I was like, okay, wide awake. Couldn't go back to sleep for like 45 minutes. I don't know. One of those. Just not fun.

Why does that happen? Did you start doom scrolling? No, I'm don't look at my phone. Good. I'm making a serious effort to not, to like put my phone down like well before it's time for bed. Just disconnecting, limiting your screen time before bed. I just get sucked in, dog.

Is that what you're doing? I went to bed pretty early last night for me, like 10 to 40. early yeah i'm a night owl you know that your girl knows that too you're not a night owl you fall asleep during every movie you watch dude i'm a night out i fall asleep like early it's like it's like a nap what was the thing you fell asleep with the other night uh Chelsea and I put twins on for parks the Schwarzenegger devito movie oh well he wasn't really into it and so at one point he I fell asleep and then I woke up Chelsea was out completely out.

And Parks were just watching Twins by himself. Wait, you're saying that someone wasn't into twins, the movie? Dude,

it's a good movie. But it's not, you're an 11 year old. Your 11 year old wasn't into a Danny DeVito movie. Yeah, he wasn't that into it.

From like, from like 1989. Arnold is so hot in that movie, by the way. I mean, he's supposed to be the perfect man.

That's literally his whole thing. He's just, the calves. I didn't know he had calves like that. You didn't know the bodybuilder had cats. No, I know he had impressive calves.

But these, I mean, They're things are fucking monster. These are the kind of calves that have an affair with the nanny. You won't find those here, I'll tell you that. These are the kind of calves that impregnate the nanny. Not Fran Dresher. You should have put out on.

His actual nanny, allegedly. Kid a got a cop. Guy. Why did you put the movie on? Who did you even in my top? The bridge is out. It's not a tomb. He's a stud.

Hey, we're going to do Greek week this afternoon. Dan's going to be on the show. I'm horrid. Oh, Dan. Daniel? He just can't stay away, man. He just texted me last night. He's still want me to do Greek week?

I'm like, yeah, let's fucking do it. I was fucking fine. Roll up, dog. He's a Fiji. Like the water? What do you mean? Yeah. Fygam.

He's got the ink to prove it. Phi Gamma Delta, yeah, on his ankle. Fucking mid-tier. Better record this afternoon. It's only on Patreon. So you better get in there. If I were you, I would subscribe. Otherwise, we're going to be mad at you.

Yeah, we'll be mad. he was the best guy of the train it's it's the same uh it's the same design here how creative a bigger so just a bigger cock on my back it's a rooster stop it's a cool tea thank you i'm just saying it's dangerously close to burnt orange it's uh super comfortable it's just uh your regular old gilden so that's what you get i like it very vibrant very very havian aloh i'm waiting for somebody to tell us that what randy is doing is not right i look i look I've never heard that. I looked it up and, yes, it's a common.

Hawaii. How would you even go about looking that up? I said, how do you pronounce, how do locals pronounce Hawaii? And it says, Hawaii. Who did you ask? Google. You should have asked Claude. Dude, no.

You don't ask Google that shit. You ask a lot. You were there. Yeah, and the locals said it that way. Well, then why did you say Google and you could have said locals? Yeah, you check your source, Bob. Because I already said that when I was talking about Hawaii and then I double, I double Don't trust Google translator for pronunciation.

Wherever it is, because they're often wrong. AI has changed everything. Here we go. You're looking it up? Hawaii. While you're doing that, I'm going to tell you about something. Pancho Outdoors. I see Dylan's wearing his little poncho hoodie.

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Which means? To me, this looks like an orangish tan, faded, like a muted, a muted orangish tan. Yeah, well, side. Am I in the ballpark? You're in the ballpark. Okay. That shirt's great.

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but yes, it's a very proper local pronunciation. All right, man, I've got to the bottom of that. Palm Beach, Pete. Palm Beach Pete. And not talking about him yesterday was honestly a miss on our part. Palm Beach, Pete, if you're unaware, someone, someone snapped a video of a fellow driving around Palm Beach, Florida, who looks very much like. This is a sick video. Jeffrey Epstein. He had a backwards hat on. He has a white backward cap, convertible. He was just ultimate like Florida, retired Florida guy, who unfortunately for him looks a lot like the late Jeffrey Epstein, who is, we think is dead. Probably dead.

What else, man? Maybe people don't know about Jeffrey. Why don't you tell him more? The financier? The terrible human being, Jeffrey Epstein. Among other things. who may have killed himself. Maybe he was killed in custody.

There's a lot of things going on in the world that have kind of distracted us from the Epstein stuff. The Epstein. Yeah, this is not AI. Turns out there's a lot of stuff. Do you look at the stuff in the prison that night, too? Yeah, look at home. This is not AI. This is just a dude who looks like Jeffrey Epstein.

To be clear, he is not Jeffrey Epstein. He will let you know. He is on a run here talking about how he's just Palm Beach Pete, which, by the way, super dope. nickname. PbP? Hopefully he gave it to himself. And he clarifies in every video that he's in that he is not Jeffrey Epstein. Here's here's one of those videos right now. Good morning, everybody. This is Palm Beach Pete from Palm Beach, Florida. I want to thank everybody for the positive comments I got from saying, I'm not Jeffrey Epstein. I'm just Palm Beach Pete. Going to play some tennis today, going into town, have lunch. I'm so not Jeffrey Epstein. I'm just me being me.

And it's a crazy phenomenon that has went really viral. And I really appreciate all the support. And just want to reiterate, I'm Peter from Palm Beach, have nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein. He's a very bad person. What he did, obviously, and he is dead. And I'm alive. What he did, obviously. Somebody compared Palm Beach Pete's Palm Beach Pete's teeth to Jeffrey F's team like a close up shot

and I don't know if it was like a real comparison but they're like the teeth they're like pretty similar his bottom teeth are like you're not they're not perfect and then they match up kind of well anyway this he's very much alive

very much alive yeah obviously this dude's he's like he's such a likable guy he just likes to play tennis and drive around in the sun. Well, he also likes to go eat lunch, which is dope because I just imagine him going to eat like a nice club sandwich.

This is the one where he really looks like Epstein in this one. Yeah, the backward cap really brings out the app in him. Play this one too. It's only 30 seconds. Hey, everybody, this is Palm Beach Pete. And my video went viral because some dude randomly filmed me while I was driving on I-95, unbeknownst to me. And the next thing I know, I'm a viral. SIRERAL Sensation. I had my phone down for about four hours and I didn't know my phone was blowing up with all these comments from that video. So I got a lot of traction. It's pretty crazy. Thanks. So you're not Jeffrey Epstein? I'm not Jeffrey Epstein. I'm Palm Beach P. He's great, dude. Imagine you're off your phone for four hours and you pick it up and like everyone's talking about you because you look like the world's most infamous person right now.

Yeah What kind of whip is that man He deleted Those seats look really nice He posted another video I think it's deleted Because I can't find it Where he talks about again

How he's not Jeffrey Epstein However I did party with Jeffrey Epstein And was at a party with them And we talked for a minute And that was that It's like okay Okay Yeah I would have left that part out

Yeah There was nothing Nothing was going to He was not going to be forced to disclose that that he'd ever been to a party with him i would just leave that out yeah if there's like two places you don't want to be with epstein it's like on his island and then number two is like at a party yeah yeah yeah yeah that's true i want nothing but good things for palm beach pete i hope we don't find out i hope no one's digging through his past and looking for skeletons right now because i want

i want him to be as pure as he comes off on video i mean right now it's what it's almost i mean it's lunchtime in Florida. So he's probably eating a club sandwich, maybe like a... At the club. Yeah. He probably just got through the morning tennis sesh. Oh my gosh. Perfect. All he wants to do is drive his

convertible to the club, play tennis, and eat lunch. Right. A linen shirt involved in this situation. That's such a dope life, man. Good for Palm Beach. Try this convertible around. Driving a convertible, man. Backward cap. Honestly, like we could all aspire to be Palm Beach Pete.

I'm a big fan. I'd rather not look like the Epp. No, also not a handsome dude. No, but, you know, he's got the hair. Got the hair. And he's got some money. That's a nice little convertible. Still I'm figured out what he's pushing there, but the seats, it's a nice seat.

It's a good seat. Cut leather interior. That's nice. Hmm. How long can he take this? I don't know. I think he's got a nice. another few weeks, two weeks, maybe.

Well, he's never going to stop looking like Jeffrey Epstein. No, no. He's always going to be the guy. I like the idea that, like, if Epstein was like alive, he would just be hanging out in Palm Beach in like a retirement community. I feel like he would have to go somewhere else. Correct me if I'm wrong. Palm Beach is where Jeffrey Epstein lived, right, or one of his homes?

Good question. I think it is. Where? Like, things are lining up. But that's Palm Beach, Pete. No, yeah, that's Palm Beach, Pete. Not Jeffrey Epstein. It was Palm Beach.

Okay. Wow. Yeah, that would be bad to go back to the scene of the crime. One of the many, I guess, one of the three. What was the third? Island. Zoro Ranch, now owned by Don Huffines. Oh.

Comptroller. Running for comptroller, I believe. Yeah, I reckon so. Texas. If it's me, I'm not buying that property. Just don't want to be associated with it. Even if I had the monies. How much you think Epstein's island's gone for, I know?

No. Well, the island he didn't buy. Oh. The ranch he bought. But I'm just saying if the island was up for sale right now. I think somebody did but look it up. Somebody bought the island or was going to. They were going to do something with it. I don't know. How much an island. Yeah, a lot of sage. You got a lot of sage. Spread around that place. Yeah, you have to hashtag super sage so he can see it as well. Yeah, that too. By Epstein. The Stoley won't even understand that one. That's like, that's predate. That's predate. Stoley's like, what? What? Super Sage. May of 2020. for approximately $60 million. Who acquired it, is it saying? Billionaire Stefan Deccoff. Stefan. Founder of... This place has everything. Investments.

Why? Why? It was formal listed for $125 million. Yeah. And what did he pay? Significant markdown. 60 million. So pretty much got a half off.

Yeah, more than half off. What a steal. Stop the steel. But, yeah. Maybe he can... I just don't know if the sage is going to do what you're thinking it's going to do. File for a name change of that island. Little St. James is...

It's a tainted island name. That's Stefan, right? Not Stephen. I hate when they're... We can't see it, so we don't know what it's saying. But it's like, I hate when, you know, names... Sometimes names are spelled weird. You know what I'm saying?

I'm saying Stephen there. I'm saying Stephen. It could be Steff. That's how Steppen Curry spells his name. I mean, I just don't understand how a pH could become a V. I understand how a W can be a V in Hawaii, but I don't understand. I don't know, but then again, I don't know how to read. So that's a little thing about me.

It's true. You cannot read. Little literacy. More on that later. I'll see if. Stephen Deckoff, huh? I'll see if he is in where he's at in the files. Hard to say, really.

Went to Cornell. Tell you that much. Okay. Yeah, again, like I just don't really know where I'm, I don't really need to buy that property. That's one my portfolio can do without. I'd probably look elsewhere to purchase property. If you're a billionaire, you got options, you know.

I hate that we're about to do this segment we're about to do. Yeah, we got a while. We still have other stuff to talk about them. Oh, yes, we do. We got a pallet cleanse after we talk about that guy. Don't worry. If you need a pallet cleanse because you've been trying to make your website and just like, I don't know what to do.

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We've got to talk theater. Yes. My son and my partner, Parks, 11 years old, 5th grade. He was in the elementary school production of Beauty and the Beast. And he played Chip, which is the little teacup. The talks. I posted a picture on my story a while back. Anyway.

That photo is very funny. Let me find. It's a good fact. I'll find that and send it to Randy. But I just wanted to talk about the play. It was just a beautiful disaster. is what I'm calling it. Ooh, 311.

Let's see. Is he in fifth grade right now? He's in fifth grade. Randy, I'm going to text this to you. Text. Would you, would you like it some other way? If you could, if you have slack on your phone, I prefer slack. I don't fucking slack it to you.

Does ship have a silly voice? Slack me, daddy? No. Dude, Perks sang in this thing. Like a solo? He had like a five second solo, yeah. Do you believe that? Beauty

Hanabies All right, Rainy Is that way If you ever get a chance Like if Rhodes Sammy, if they are in middle school And they want to be part of a play Do not miss

It's I mean I'm gonna go Yeah I know you're so fucking bad That it's hysterical By the way They all have microphones Some of them have like the Britney Spears style Where it comes from

You know It's in front of yours Yeah the headset dude And some of them are holding microphones. The microphone system is a total Joe. The PA system is not like up to date. Are they all wired up like our freaking studio here? They can't figure it out.

They start talking the mics off. It's like someone, it's sounded like someone backstage had a microphone and they're just rubbing it against their pant leg. The whole time, we were like, throughout the entire show. Who's in charge of this thing? Some kid accidentally ripped a microphone, a headset off of like another one of the kids up there. I bet that was jarring for that kid. Dude, at one point, so they have to change the, like, the set throughout the show,

you know, different scenes or whatever. At one point, they brought a fireplace out there, and the curtain came up, and it said, this side back, really big. And then the, it's the music, the music teacher is the one who runs the production. And she's like, turn it around, turn it around. The first guy who comes out, which is the father of Bell, forgot the dude's name. The little kid's name was Liam, and he was clearly like nervous, and I get it. He's out there.

He's holding a microphone, and he's facing away from the crowd, just like slow. And the teacher's like, you got to turn around. And then like in between when they're like doing set changes, the kids, like the curtain closes. And all the kids are scrambling back. They're trying to get in position and get the set like resituated. And the mics are still turned on. So you can hear them being like, shut up, shut up. the parents, like we're all just hysterically laughing

throughout the whole show. And it was just a total disaster. So Parks is on this little cart thing. Randy, you get the picture, pull the picture up. So this is Parks. That's my kid. That's my son right there dressed as Chip. So he can't walk because he's inside this little cart thing.

At one point, he was supposed to be included in his scene and he had lines and everything. And his classmate forgot to wheel him out. out there. So he's backstage. Like, he can't move. And he's like, guys, come get me. Is that the music teacher? And so they just skipped his lines in the scene because he wasn't out there. That, yeah, that's his music teacher sitting in front. His music teacher's Miss Lippy. And she's controlling, like, she has like a little panel there of all the microphones. And so she turns some on and some off and do the kids this age, they don't know how to operate microphones. It was just so bad. Sadly, we don't fund the arts and music programs like we should

public schools. It was really cute though, man. Like, it was... The idea of him just being stuck in that, like, just sitting there, like... He was backstage. Like, you forgot me. So, somebody's got to roll me out. To be honest, he did pretty well. Like, he landed his lines. At one point, his microphone. So, like, he doesn't have... He can't have a, wear a microphone like some of them do. So you can see the microphone in her hand.

So when it's his turn to talk, she's supposed to put the mic in front of his face. And she forgot to do it half the time. So he was just like, he had to like, he had, like, yell his lines so the whole audience could hear it. What did he sing? Does he have a good voice? I don't know the name of the song, but he, like they, yeah, he had like a five-second solo. And I was like, dude, what?

You sing. How's I go? Be our guess. Be our guess. I couldn't do this. Like I was, I could not get up in front of an audience full of people. You sing on the podcast all the time. I'm 42.

I've gotten past it. Plus there's no audience here. here. It's just you. Who got to play the beast? Like, what was the beast costume? He had the horns and like the hair and everything. Sick.

Yeah. Yeah. What those horns? The costume. Chewbacca mask. Or were they? As you can tell, the costumes were pretty solid in the show. Like, look at, I don't know this character's name that's wheeling him around, but I think

that was his mom? Yeah, I think so. It was like a. Who's the dude on the left, maybe? Is that a grown up? That's, that's, that's, that's, that's grown up? That's, that's, that's, that's, that's a girl's dad who was imprisoned throughout half you know part of the production and he's the one who was looking the wrong way that's hilarious

the one point of this set like there's a little fireplace and they finally got the fireplace turned face in the right direction the fire just collapsed they had to go put it back up it's made out cardboard it was fucking they needed the they needed the fireplace from the verbo they did yeah they did the digital fireplace the one that has a vent that puts out heat and also somehow was controlled with the tv remote also it seemed like a fire has also controls the television that's awesome dude it was so funny man like we were just everyone was just laughing the whole time we weren't supposed to be it was just all hilarious

I feel bad I feel bad for the teacher because we were all just laughing yeah I mean that all the it's probably for the best these things are more enjoyable and there's some comedy yeah and apparently this this so they do a morning and an afternoon one with different actors by the way it's like a whole new whole new cast apparently the morning one was even worse and I only saw the afternoon So she's running two shows, the same show twice,

and two-down-acted. Dude, they rehearsed, I'm like, for like three months. I'd have to bring them, like, he got to school 45 minutes early, and then he would stay after 45 minutes. They had like two rehearsals a day, for, I'm not kidding, like three months straight, and they still, like, no one knew their lines.

It was just a huge disaster. Let me know if another one of these happens. I'm going to become like a critic, and I'm going to go and write a report. Okay. I'm just going to become a grade school play. So fun. So much fun.

They weren't really hitting the notes, a little flat from the lead. Stage left was having a real problem. I'm a stage right boy. The young lady who played Bell was awesome, though. Really? Yeah. There was some standouts? There were some standouts.

Bell was a solid casting. Did Parks get to keep the costume? I don't think so. I think they probably just, no. It stayed at school. Looks like they put a lot of time into it. They did, though. They put a lot of time into it.

Look at it, man. That's so funny. I know. No parks. These play practices, they often turn into big dick around sessions. The kids backstage, they just couldn't shut up. And all the microphones were hot throughout the entire show. And, like, the teacher had to go back to him.

like guys stop you know and they're back there's nobody back there directed traffic they're back there's got to be another adult back now shut up is it just heard yeah she's not she why is she having to do everything they need like she was the only from what i could tell the only adult that was in charge of everything like they were trying to self-police each other back there but it wasn't going well at all i mean they're kids like they're just when the curtain drops they think like okay i can just be as loud as i want to we can hear everything that's that's really funny fantastic so i was i said last time i was the spotlight guy in our like seventh grade play and during one of the shows I definitely fell

asleep. I was spotlight. So all the lights went down. The spotlight was just still hot. You fell asleep? I was just so tired. I just fell asleep at the very end of that. My teacher, you know, ready, ready.

Turn the spotlight up. We had a few hot mic situations. Everyone was like, oh, the kids. There are kids in the audience too. Like I think it was third and fourth grade, got to third, fourth and fifth got to watch with the parents in the afternoon show. And they couldn't shut up either. Oh, that's really good.

Yeah. Yeah. Reminds me of that mess I was in where I didn't know what workout I was going to do. Oh, yeah. And I was on vacation. That was tough for you. And all I found was that 20 pound kettlebell in the Verbo or the place I was staying. And so I was like, what do I do?

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All right. Let's do this guy. sucks. Yeah, I just, I, I have to talk about this guy a little bit. Have you seen this guy before? Yes. Okay. I've seen this guy. He gets a lot of hate. I mean, do you think it's warranted? Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do too. It's, it's unbelievable. So there's this super jacked black dude, and you've probably seen him if you're on Twitter. And he just goes around and eats, and eats, like, a ridiculous amount of food. His arms are so huge. And he, he has this big shit-eating grin across his face. And he, he, he

takes a bite, then he dances around like it's the best thing he's ever tried in his life. He's like the opposite of Ashton Hall. He's like the kooky, wacky, Ashton Hall. Dude, he is so obnoxious. I can't fucking stand it.

Watching him put down this pizza is... Play this video, this is insane. Oh, what is this? He just stole pizza from a little kid. Has the restaurant's permission. They're happy he's there I guess. Then they gather around to see what he's doing. Making a big mess. He just thought he's kind of snorted the parmage. And now he's stacking pizza. He's just jester max. I mean, yeah.

Okay. No, don't eat the pizza like the dance he does after he after his first bite. That's a huge. I'm surprised he was able to. Okay. There's no music to it. It's just like, it's just like a lot of it is like what. You wish you had moves like that. Okay, so here's the thing. In some point that video ends, and, like, he has to, like, turn around and like, hey, guys, thanks for letting me do this here. And they're just like, yeah, man, thanks for coming in. That was pretty weird. Thanks for promoting the restaurant, man.

His name is I am big groove. To be an influencer, we talked about this, you have to have a lack of shame when you're filming your videos because you're in public and you look like a fool. Nothing at this level, though. I mean, the most extreme version of shameless. I can't, I can't. Like, imagine. Imagine to being a patron.

Imagine just eating pizza and this dude walks in doing this fucking bit. No, there's a video of a guy who was like, yeah, I was at this barbecue restaurant or something. And like, this dude's here and he's just recording it. I've seen it. It's just, it would just, it's unbelievable. It's like the video that girl at the IHop or Waffle House and she gets her, your pancakes. Oh, yeah. Oh, but.

You know what I'm talking about? Dude's got 6.2 million on TikTok. If you're following this guy and you're funding this career just by following him, shame on you. This is, hey, man, this is just positive, dude. Play one more, Randy. Hey, it's just positive content. Looks like he's just having some fun with, uh, he's eating chicken wings. That's not a wing.

Oh, there's a little, a little open gum style. Dude, his back is, oh, he's, okay. If you would have told me this back in 2012. Come on. No. He's got some moves, though. Okay, there's another guy. Okay, I want to pull up a guy.

We search this. There's a guy, look up a bodybuilder dancing in mall food court. You're going to know when you see him. Similar, minus the food. You're going to hate this guy. As much as I hate this guy? I don't know. I really don't know.

Yeah, this is the dude. This guy? Yeah, find his name. This guy, this dude, this is all this guy does. Well, I've seen this guy in the gym, but I haven't seen him in the, I haven't seen this one. Yeah, I've seen this guy. I've seen this guy just do stuff in his house. Okay.

And he's got, this guy, this guy can dance. Okay, this guy, I like this guy much better. No, go watch video him and like, he just goes to the mall and just does this. And people are like, without a shirt on. People are just hanging out. They're like, dude, can you know? It's this type of content. Manager kicked me out of Apple store.

Yeah, because you're in the Apple store. I'm like trying to go get new shoes for my kid. Okay, this isn't the guy that I was thinking. I've seen this guy in the gym. He did this in front of like the weight, like the dumbbell rack. Oh man. I'm so lucky that no one's doing bits at the gym. Trevor Stewart.

He didn't have that big of a fine. Wait, hold on, hold on. He's doing this in the middle of Planet Fitness. No way. That's a sure way to get the lung alarm. on you. That's a lunk. They got to sound like...

Remarming what a lunk is? It's just like... Just a meathead? Meathead that's like throwing their weights. Drinking out of big jugs of water and stuff. Is Dan a lunk? Uh, no. He's got lunk tendencies.

Yeah. If Dan was... If Dan was throwing the weights and like yelling like, rah! After his wrap. Yeah. There's very... We need to put stuff to influencers, man.

It's getting out of control. That's all I got on the this guy sucks segment. I thought that segment was going to go a different way. Oh, I see what you're saying. No, this guy just sucks. Trying to think of the guy that I'm thinking of that is like, he's like very jacked, but like he can jump so high and he's got great moves. But I don't know if I'll be able to find him.

But he always does it in his house. Oh, this guy. I just don't like people being silly who are that jacked. I don't like it when a jacked. Yeah, don't be silly in jacked. Just be jacked in serious. Don't be jacked and silly. Yeah, this guy's got $4.2 million.

Yeah, I mean, I just, I don't want you doing comedy if you're this. Front flip over the couch. That was cool. Yeah, I just. Oh, I've seen this guy. I've never seen it. Oh, this is the guy who runs, this guy who runs in place. Yeah, just Jake Leonard.

Isn't this guy sprint in place, Dave? No. Think this. I don't really like this content. You don't like, you don't like this content? No, I don't like, this is what's big on TikTok. This is why I'm not on there. This is huge on TikTok.

That in China. China. China. I try to find one where he's running. I'm going to see people run. No, he runs in place and it looks kind of wild. When he does it. I can break dance.

That's cool. He was doing the windmill. Me and my buddies used to try to do that in seventh grade. We could never do it. There's a guy at Duncanville named Rodolfo who could do the windmill really good. And we never could do it. We could never figure it out. It's very hard to do.

It's hard, yeah. When are you ever going to get a physique like this, Dave? You know, you could, when I stopped doing a comedy podcast, because the two things don't mix. I'm trying to find one where he's running because this is the guy. That's what he's the thing, right? Yeah. You'd think that'd be easier to find. Well, either way, Dave, this guy is huge.

I'll just have to imagine what it looks like when he runs. You have to see it. Well, either way. Go look up Jack guys dancing on TikTok. Well, I'll look it up later on Incognito. You want to give a Reacher update? Yeah. Speaking of Jack, dudes.

Reacher, Alan Richson, who we talked about yesterday because he beat the shit out of some dude in his neighborhood because he was riding a he being reacher was riding his motorcycle with his uh two sons and his neighbor's not happy because he drives too fast he makes a lot of noise and so there's a bit of an altercation uh the first video we saw was recorded from a neighbor through a window and this one um apparently richson had a uh like a chest mounted camera which i don't know why a chamera i don't know why they're calling them chamerus um but so now we see his version of it and it tells a bit of a different story. I will say I'm fundamentally against

motorcycles going around the neighborhood. Yeah, I agree. This guy just like pops out of him while he's like going pretty fast. He gets right in front of him and it causes it causes him to fall off his bike. Yeah, I think he like flipped over his handlebars because he had a break home fast. We got any. We got a push in this neighborhood. Okay.

Now that we're seeing it. So this guy pushes pushes uh, reacher twice and he admits to it in a TMZ interview yeah so if this guy's trying to get the bag you probably shouldn't have said that but also this this recording here that i guess reacher had to have just put out there yeah he's the one who let it just happens like you got see my side of this so this guy did a sit down interview with TMZ and he explained what he explained what happened with the big old like he's got his face is all fucked up and he's He's talking about the altercation and how he, you know, he admitted to pushing him or whatever.

And someone pointed out that he had a MAGA hat hanging in the background. And so everyone just like, dude, I'm glad you got your ass beat by by Reacher. What are you doing picking a fight with this guy? And it's just, it's just funny. At the end of the day, it's just a funny situation. I don't think there's. I mean, I, yeah, I don't know. I didn't even notice the car back there that's just kind of watching like behind the kids.

Like, is that Reacher? I mean, yeah, everybody in the neighborhood knows who Reacher is. It really seemed like this is intentionally picked a fight with the guy. Yeah, he did. Knowing that he was famous. Trash movies with his kids, but also like, I feel like you have to, I don't know, this guy was never a threat. You gotta just get out of the audio.

You can't really hear. I don't know if they can hear it. Not really. There's too many. Dipshit to own guns. Alan Richon keeps saying like, dude, what's your fucking problem? He's, like, he doesn't seem like he's the aggressor. No, no.

I mean, I don't think he's going to be in any trouble. No, I don't either. But I'm just saying. like he caused his bike to hit the hit the deck yeah it looks like he had to flip over his handlebars yeah so uh yeah just put a bow on this one i don't okay i'm i'm team reacher on this okay okay plus i just like him and yeah i like i like i like i like fad castle we're rocking with reacher because he's rocking with us have you guys even watched reacher yeah uh no my dad watches it but i've seen enough to know that he'll just go up and just punch somebody i mean

It's a lot of shit like this. People just, for some reason, keep picking fights with them. Even it's like four on one and he just destroys everybody. He's a man of size. And he can throw hands in the show. Yeah, that's a thing. Like, you know, like, he's at least picked up enough training in like his, in every role he's done to like where he's, he's probably outside of his giant stature, like a problem in a street fight. Yeah, I would think so.

Like, he knows how to punch. Yeah. Because he doesn't a lot of it. He's the kind of guy who'll serve you up a knuckle sandwich. He's not punching like Dave. Yeah, that's how Dave punches. That's how Dave punches. Dave's got those twitchy hands, dog.

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slash circling back. Hit that music. Because one shining moment you reach for the sky. What a trash song, honestly. I'm not going to talk trash about one shining moment. It's trash. Micah couldn't hit those high notes these days.

He could not. He gave it a shot. He did good. We appreciate it. Bit Madness. It's the second half of the first round. So it's round one part. you?

Yeah. So everyone, this is, this is the end of round one. If you submit a bracket, they are downloadable on Reddit. Go see what you do. I'm going to update

right after this episode finishes. I will update with round one scores and hopefully Swarhington will put out the new score so you can see how you're doing. What? Who did this? I wonder.

What does it say? Small dick ass boy looking ass. Do you say, how do you pronounce that? Look at it. Look at it. I completely forgot that you did that too, Dave. Oh, man, that's good. But also be looking out for link for round two voting on Instagram, Twitter, Reddit.

Once this episode is concluded, we want you guys to vote in round two. But without further ado, if you're new here and you found us from Outkick. that these are our bits that we've done over well some of them predate this year some of them are many years old but we let the audience have a say and seed the bits things of that nature and they even have a vote and we have a vote too so to everybody out there uh thanks for voting and let's just jump right in from outkick correct okay all right clay Travis yeah yeah all right So moving on to the second round of, second half of round one in Kelly's Irish Pub district. Oh, it is number one, Haas, versus number 16, clavicular.

In Haas won last year? I believe so. Not sure. Oh, let me get my board. Let me get my board. See, that's where Micah and Randy are one and the same. They have just very little recollection of bit madness. I always we're nicer to Randy though we would just absolutely

shit on my there's a difference my my recollection is I don't remember the previous years Michael was he didn't remember the previous episodes that's true that is true all right I'm voting ha's ha ha ha you've been a ha ha's you know it's haoss and it's sizzling too dude I'm gonna be honest here I'm going big upset I'm going clav what we've had so much fun with the chat rankings and all this stuff that I I He wants to watch the world burn. I know that the listeners probably voted one way, but I had to go clav. I'm surprised more people don't hate the clav stuff because, I mean, it really, it's just so obnuched.

It's just so funny. All right. Let's see what the audience said, 92 to 8% for Haas. Yeah. A 1 in a 16 should be that. Yeah. Hoss moves on. Hoss moves on.

It'll be a tough out again. All right, let's move on to number nine versus number eight here. Number nine, Dave laughing during ad reads and number eight, Dylan sending Dave videos. I laughed in one ad read. You laugh at multiple ad reads. It's just so fun. Yeah, but it does get annoying Dylan sending me stuff on Slack in the middle of shows, which doesn't happen. Okay.

Dylan, you look eager. You want to go? This is a good eight, nine. Dylan's sending Dave Vids. Dylan's sending it. All right. Dylan's sending it. Wow.

Dillon sending viz. Moves on. Good. I want people to know I take our ad reads very seriously and I don't laugh unless these people are trying to make me laugh. It's not cool. All right. And the listeners said Dylan sending vids with 71% in the vote. So moves on.

Moves on. That was unanimous across the board for us. The upsets really, I feel like start happening, you know, next round. Round two. We've only really had two upsets. last time, which makes sense because the seating is based on the listeners voting that they're probably going to vote chalk in the first round, you know? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. Number five, Dave making stakes when his wife is gone. Number 12, the gift of gumbo. Do you notice that little note on the master's menu that I put together? The rib eye. What did it say?

Underneath it, it said, but only when Alyssa is out of town. Fair. Okay. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Dave's meat Dave's meat steak baby

steak I also went with steak because I never received the gift of gumbo I haven't received it's a funny bit it's funny because it's true that is a thing I do it is funny I love every single time

to say Alyssa's out of town I'm like oh are you got to make the dopest meal I'm gonna make something real good just for me I only have to cook for one it's a great move I highly recommend it. Ooh. All right,

moving on here. This is a good match. Number 13. This is a match about telling you about it. This is upset alert. 13. Square Toe Mafia versus number four. You know it smell crazy in there.

Or drawing. Okay. Randy, you go first. You know what? I was trying to draw a nose. I am going with smell crazy in there. Okay.

You know, and we know that I'm not good at, uh, all right. Square toe mafia, square-toe mafia. That's the same thing as cactus mafia, right? Yeah, yeah. One, Sam, okay. You drew a, Dave drew a cactus. Them boys out Lubbock way.

I wouldn't smell great. You don't take kindly to city folk like me. If you're new here and you found us through McAfee, Dylan got into a bit of hot water with a random Lombeck. If he found us through a cactus Twitter. Yeah. Just, also, uh, Dave making stakes, one with 68% of the I want to hear from somebody who found us to do that because they were so mad and, like, wanted to call you like, what, these guys are kind of funny. Like, like, Oh, God, this guy to know a Bronx crease. This guy's gay. Yeah.

They found us, and then like, now they listen. We want to hear from you. There might be one or two of them. All right. So the bonus is on the listeners here, because I love whenever you say, you know what's smelled crazy in there. It makes me laugh every single time. It's a good bit.

All right. It's a funny tweet. Yep, with 78% of the vote, it moves on. Okay. What does? You know it smell crazy. Oh, wow. Another Lovic.

Lovic, no offense. You know it smelled crazy. Made it to play off. good team. At least they scored some points this time with 22. Okay. Oh. Now they're going to come for you. Call you a bunch of names. Randy at washmedia.com if you want to complain about that one. Go ahead. Talk shit to me about my sports teams. It literally just does nothing to me. All right. All right. You ready, Dave? Dave, you want to read this next one? How about you read this next one,

Ross? Lost the farm and Dylan's feet on the coffee table. Now, I'm new here, Dave. Can you explain these two? Well, first of all, how did you find us? Yeah. Well, I also, I saw that Dylan was being, being an asshole about, you know, square-toe mafia. And I started listening. I don't even lost the farm. Oh, yeah. Well, Dylan's great-uncle, great-great-uncle, done lost the farm. But then got it back.

Got it back. But then they don't lost it again. Yeah. State took it. We don't lost the farm. Oh. And then also, Dylan's fee on the coffee table. if you can't tell from this episode

Dylan's just a huge hunk of trash I'm white trash shoes on the table we don't lost the farm that's what I'm voting for officially you vote for it we don't lost it farm's gone farm's gone all right we don't know's the farm

we're going back to the uh going back because I voted for Dylan's feet on the coffee table so lost the farm Randy yeah but here's wanted to draw feet on a coffee table here's the thing here's the thing it's not that I like that your feet are on the coffee table as they currently are is I love how mad Dave gets about it she hates duty trash move I have to stare right at these things you don't have to

well where am I going to look me Randy all right yeah man welcome to today's podcast how are we going to make money today we don't lost 78% of the vote goes we don't lost the money on ads we don't lost the the sponsors losing the farm so that guy was was a big hunk of white trash. So is this like a hobby or do you do this full time? Shut up. All right.

Look at this guy. Number 11. Will taking a step back to number six. Randy taking six months to move. That's a good one. You did take a crazy amount of time to move 25 yards. It is true. It is true.

But I am fully moved in now. So I got stuff to do on the weekends, you know? Sometimes moving in takes a back. seat to all that. But for that reason, I also am voting for six months. I took six months to move in. I put Randy still not being moved in. I mean, I guess technically there's one thing that I still want to finish. You're still moving in. Yeah, there's one little art project that goes on the tree shelf that, I think Dave's drawing you carry boxes. He's really putting some time in some masterpiece over here. Oh, that's Randy's stuff in my, that's a big butt.

I got a big dump truck, I got two cheeks there from the side profile. Jeez. Yeah, you're moving. See, he says Randy's stuff. That's how you know. This dude's been lifting with his legs. You can tell. All right.

Well, then that's unanimous for us. Let's see what the listeners is 71% said Randy taking six months to move to. All right. Moving on to number seven, producer week. First, number 10, Randy's bleak weekends. man, just a real, I don't want to choose either of these. Oh.

Man, you can just draw, draw something for each one if we really want to. I'm locked in here. I'm locked. I'll go with you. I want to see, I will go last. I want to see what you guys said first. It's bleak.

Bleak. It's bleak. It's bleak. Dave went with. Piece of shit, Randy, smoking weed, looking all bleak. on the weekend. Old blig looking ass.

My nose is so big there. Well, that's true. True. We don't have to go to the listeners because I also put bleak. Number 10, blink moves on.

It's also feels just way more this year's bit madness. Producer week, like, well, you've been in the company a long time, so you've been screwing stuff up for a while. Okay.

And to be honest, I'll never vote for producer week. Why, what a shit week that was. Oh, wasn't even that bad. You're speaking of, look at Micah, just throwing it low. It was all a bunch of just minor problems that happened. Why did he do that?

Oh, I remember why. Do you remember the origin of throwing it low? Was it Mia in that photo? Yep. Moore 100. Was he trying to cover something up? I think he was bringing it up when the picture was taken. And so it looked like it was down here.

Like, what are you doing? Mike is absurd. And we went against the listeners on that one. 61% voted for producer week. Wow. So once again, we have caused the upset. All right. Moving on to number 15 versus number two here.

Number 15, Randy's Knightley FaceTime versus number two, nice nachos pussy. Dave, nice nachos pussy. Explain that one to me. I don't, I don't remember. It started with the Mavs GM. Nico Harrison was at Twin Peaks with his daughter it's like 10.30 at night. Some Mavs fans walk by sitting by the patio.

Yeah, in a very, very prominency. And then we were talking about I don't, how it came up would be like if I walked by him and saw he was eating nachos. Instead of criticizing his moves with the Mavis, you know, you just said nice nachos personnel like nice nachos pussy like that would be a funnier way to jaw at somebody like that. Nice chos pussy. Mine's a nacho. It's really just a chip. It's a sad nacho. Yeah. These are, these are, this is a plate of nachos.

It looks like a bunch of scribbles. It's like you wrote something and then scribbled it out. No, it looks like, uh, some kind of like nachos. Satanic ritual. It could be. But nachos, nachos moves on unanimously. Yeah, as it should. And because I mean, my natally, my latex times.

And then some, like, it gets sad. And I'm like, oh, yeah, that was pretty funny. My nightly face times aren't a bit. They're just, you know, staying in touch. Guys, by power. personal life. Yeah, it's not an official life. My life's not a bad, you know.

Let's see. And it was 91% for nice nachos pussy, which makes sense. As it should be. As it should be. All right. Moving on, that's the end of the Kelly's Irish pub district of the bracket. Moving on to

Matt Al Rancho's section of the bracket. Number two, Irish bartender versus number 15, unk status. So here's another thing. Part of my voting is a little influence since I looked at all the bracket. So I knew Twisted Cork and Irish Bartender were two different things. Ah. So I think I've, even though I voted for Twisted Cork, but there's like three of those that

happen in the bracket. A lot of drawing on this one. It's a visual show. But I think it's going to be worth it. I'm really hoping. I like when Dave doodles. You got a nice little doodle hand there. Yeah, thank you.

You know, I've been told that before. I'm ready to vote. There's actually your girl that told me that. She did? Go home. Make up with her. That's, of course, a famous quote from the Irish bartender. Go on Dylan.

Oh, you know, that's the Irish bartender. I would assume he would have had a scully cap on. Not this one. He took it off, okay? Tell me how to draw. I also did. I just did a clover for. There you go.

That's good. It's a three leaf, though. This had to have been a blowout. Unks status. I mean, come on. Yeah. No way. Let's see.

I bet 94%. Unless there's like... Oh, 87%. What? That's wild. That makes no sense. It goes in the edge. No sense at all.

All right. Moving on to number 10. El Glyzadente. He's back. You can't get rid of him. First number seven. This is why Will... Well, is this because there's like a couple of years there

where everybody was like this Dylan guy, has like hot dog tendencies oh yeah he actually ran for president as well he was he was a candidate for the presidency let's take it seriously on this one guys don't just vote to put it in somebody's craw or whatever

yeah we're being super serial here gonna draw that mustache extra long you forget how fun it is to draw a hot dog I wonder who you're voting for there it is Teller's doing a lot of drawing himself What are he drawing there?

It's just Will It's fucked up ass Will Yeah Dude no more Glyze man He already won a long time ago That's a good one My Glez is yeah my Giz is in a suit As a tie

Mine's a bare bones gliss But a gliss nonetheless You're not covered in mayonnaise yet But you will be What? What? mayonnaise That's not what I meant

I am going to Costco after this And I offered to pick up dogs for the boys I said I would take one and then Brett scoffed Oh I'm not eating real food Yeah he's just gonna eat Fucking dots and a smoothie

Yeah you need a That should have made the board Brett leaving the dots Just not Why didn't he just seal the bag Why not clothes to the giant He's white trash I bought it for him

He's white he's white trash It wasn't a personal size bag It was a family size bag It was just open Oh I have to go to the listeners here. All right, this is why Willis off the show versus El Glezzadente. Oh, wow.

Will leaving the show wins with 58% of the... Man, y'all, this is the first time I've been disappointed in the listeners. That is ridiculous. Let's go. This is the first time I've been disappointed. You know what? I'm disappointed, too. Gliss has run its course.

No, it hasn't. It's your feet down. I heard he's running again in 2028. That's so, that's so disappointing. first round exit for gliss what are we even doing anywhere you know what we're calling off I haven't been doing bit mad

at us next year all right number six Randy's illiteracy versus number 11 Dorn bullying backer's parents Is that backers plural because the apostrophe is in the wrong place Yeah it is in the wrong place

Yeah I just copy and paste from what they're doing on there But you know for you for you Dylan I will fix it on our end because there you go. Um, I got it. I got it.

I'm, all right, ready? All right. All right. The irony is he's reading a book on how to read. Oh, and there's okay.

He's like, I don't know what am I reading? What is this? What are these words? I put, I put bully Dorn. All right. I guess we'll go to the listen.

to see who it is. All right. Randy's literacy versus dorm bullying backers' parents. Randy's illiteracy wins with only 60% of the vote. Yeah, you, you bullied the King of the Midwest

so hard that he's just refuses to call back and leave voicemails. Really? No, it's not true. He's not. Oh, yes. Sometimes I have bad word attack skills.

That's why I'm audiobook guy. All right. Moving on. Okay. Just, you know, perennial. Number 14. This is a throwback. Old Gene verse number three.

Yars, the pirate voice. Old Gene loved the pirate. This is going to be the one where you've realized I had, I've never drawn a pirate in my life. I went Dave's voting for. I'm ready to vote. I'll see it. Old Jean loved an upset. Loved an upset.

You went old Jean. Dude, I love Old Jean. Old Jean. old gene will always be a love old gene well jean was like the first bit ever this is the shittiest pirate anyone's ever seen i wonder what day's vote yeah you got a bird on his show he's got a paradox it's kind of a chill pirate you went with a little more of a you know a bandana hat i i went straight captain captain oh that's the hat i was trying to think yeah so i went i went pirate voice so another thing that's like first mate status you're

you're a real you're a real captain yarr i'm a be running this crew. All right. So that's two, two one. All right. Let's see what the listeners said. I mean,

this one should be. Pirate voice versus old Jean. Oh, 75% for pirate voice. Old Jean, putting up some numbers, but. Well,

Gene did love the seven seas. And it's true. It's true. So that's another thing, like Siemens, Cola, and pirate voice are two different things. And once again,

another one, Gwen Pappy Dave, number four, verse number 13 The gift of stew The Grand Pappy Dave Lose the farm too? Yeah

Gwampapie Dave is the one that lost the A lot of farms getting transferring hands here The tax collector Things of that nature I'm very confused Between the different Guam Pappy Dave

I guess Guam Pappy Dave is the character And I just was saying Lost the Farm is the bit Okay No drawing here

You put Gwen Blamey. Straight up Pappy Dave. Pappy Dave. I, you know, I had to. I had to. I went, I went, I went stew. It was my gift of stew. Unappreciated, but, you know, gift of stew.

Who didn't eat theirs? Brett, Brett, I took it back. He left it in the... What a scumbag. Dylan almost left his again. No, I was testing you, you know. I yelled at him, like, as he was leaving it. I almost took it back, too.

All right, so let's see. Gift of stew, 79% for Gwam Papi. Dave. That makes sense. Next, okay. This next one is just tough. Not even a bit. Yeah, number 12. A stunning indictment on the property.

Yeah. Dude, it's getting, it's getting hotter outside. And it's the time of year when we have to worry about this again. Changed our filter on time. Which is number 12, washed HQ's AC troubles, our air conditioning troubles. And number five, guest gronk introductions. I don't understand that because I've never used.

I've never leveraged AI for an introduction. So you see Dave just is able to make these great introductions for whenever we have a guest on the show all by himself and doesn't utilize. He doesn't leverage AI tools, specifically X or Twitter's AI called GROC. That doesn't happen. Where did GROC even come from as the name? Oh, this is so stupid. Okay. Okay.

This is the AC guy fixing our AC. Don't do him like that. Tried little ass is a show. Our AC guy's a dog. You know that. I know. I just thought it'd be funny if his bare butt was showing. You don't even have his head on.

Yeah, that's fine. Grock intros. I also put Grock. I just wanted to draw another butt, dude. It's got a fun. All right, let's see what the listener said. 82% for Grock intros. That's the right one, I guess, even though I don't really understand it.

All right. Moving on to number eight versus number nine. Only two matchups left for today. Number eight, Dylan's vote takes verse number nine, Dylan's athletic feats. Feats with an A, not his trash feat that are on the table right now. This is the one. I always like looking at it's a visual show everyone takes having too much fun drawing over here okay okay this is I'm assuming

Dylan like what is this is this is this is this is my leg yeah this is your athletic feats this is Dylan fucking it's Dylan on the ground after he he dunked yeah and uh he has broke his leg see how his exes in his eyes he's my goat takes not woe goat takes okay that's a

it's up with the horns. I don't know how to do a goat. Goats have horns, right? Yeah, but they don't, well, I don't know what they look like. No, you did good, man. I went, I went with Wote. I just like the concept of Wote. So, all right, let's see what the people say.

Wait, there was a random sub, subreddit the other day where it was talking about something completely different and said, Dylan's takes are woted. And nothing to do anything in the sub. It's like, they were just like, well, people are convening here for a topic. So I'm just going to put this out. I think my takes are just too smart for some people. All right. And Dylan's vote takes wins with 62% of the vote.

Oh, man. All right. That's tough, dude. What is it? I guess the one that people are probably thinking about, of course, if you're New Year's. Dylan thinks that every football game, no matter what level and what time of year, should be played in a dome. I literally never said that.

And that is not at all what I believe. I love cold weather football games. So to all the people who found us through the NFL network, we said it's not fair. Because only one team has to play in the conditions of a certain game. Whatever, dude. There'll be plenty of more time to talk about it. People who have above like a fourth grade listening comprehension level understand what I was trying to say.

You guys apparently don't. What is it? You just don't like playing in the rain? Whatever, we'll figure it out. All right. And our last matchup here. is number 16, Randy's ex-rmate,

first number one, I ain't drinking anymore. But hey, Dave, I ain't drinking A-LS. Yeah, well, I know. Of course, a nod to, is that Alan Jackson? Maybe.

Let's see it. God, look at that fucking frosty right there. That's a good frosty. That's a fucking frosty. That's a good poll. Just spilling over. I ain't drinking any less. I ain't drinking any less.

I also went with, No more drinks, please. Okay. Wow. So unanimously, I ain't drink anymore. Moves on. It's number one. See, that makes sense.

Rain, you're really doing the heavy lifting on the bit madness. Shouts to Jason. Pronouncing words correctly, doing good, getting better. Thank you. Proven every day. 89% voted for I ain't drink anymore. Good show. So I'm trying to think what the biggest, as far as listeners, I think.

There was a 12-5 yesterday. It's okay We'll figure it out 94% Madal Ranchos beat Mexico Randy That was that That was the biggest

Why you got to actually crumpled You got your shit rock dude Yeah Yeah it happens It happens You should need to do a post for Mexico Right now Oh actually you should

Check out my Instagram In a couple A couple minutes Because there may be Not one Yeah is this why I saw you Creeping yesterday On your girls' Instagram

Not one from from Mexico, but one from probably the trip you just went on. Hawaii. Hawaii. I meant to post it at the beginning of episode. Can't wait. We'll see you this afternoon with Dan for

Greek week. Greek week. Bye. And check, well, hold it up. Check the socials for round two voting. It'll be live in a couple minutes.

Stand line. So start voting for round two. Bye. We'll do that tomorrow. Bye. Bye. And the damn show. I got to pee.

He's got to pee. Thank you.