Circling Back - Parks Has Lice & The Big Game | Circling Back 2-5-26

Episode Date: February 5, 2026

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All right, we're back. It's a circling back podcast. It's Thursday morning. My name is Dave. Welcome to the show. Producing, preparing food, being an all-around good guy. It's a Randall-Rand-Good guy. All-round good guy and real guy, Randy Trebaki.

The original real guy. Speaking of which, I'm a pretty real guy on the Butler Pitchin put nowadays. Okay. Did you finish all? How many holes? Nine? I, nine, which is actually less than we usually do, because we're usually the last group out there and we just do like a couple holes multiple times. Usually can get a good leaven in. But yeah, I'm doing better around the green. I mean, we're trying to find some improvement because that's my worst part of the game. I will probably shoot like the three strokes just trying to get on to the green. Okay. So in addition to your vocabulary around the game of golf, chipping and putting.

What did I say? I'm just, I mess with you. Did I say pitching? No, you're fine. There's a tough time to chip. It's winter, it's dry, chipping up against the grain. Well, it's just in general. I'm either going to, like, blade it and have it go completely over the green,

or I'm going to, you know, hit it three feet in front of me. That's generous. A little tough job. So. You ever just pull out that putter, hit it with that old tech. Texas wedge. Oh, yeah. Texas wedge.

That's what putting will does. When Brett and I, when I got 100, my best score ever, which still have yet to break, I said, you know what? I'm just going to put it from, you know, if I'm not even close to the fridge, I'm still just going to put it instead of trying to chip it. It works. Chipping is tough. It's very important.

I could send you some Instagrams. It'll definitely put way more swing thoughts into your head. I mean, I do think that this last round, I watched a reel, a golf reel. Bro, did you find it? Dude, it changed everything. It's- You found it. No, it was mainly how I was addressing the ball that my club was completely faced the wrong way.

And like, just seeing this way, like, just aligning it and with like this like magnet line, I'm like, oh, that's why I'm just shooting completely. I have no aim because I'm just not addressing the ball correctly at all. You're also playing a lot with Dan who has a lot of unconventional things about his golf game, such as how he grips the club. He did help me with putting, though. Like a hockey stick. He does. He does grip it like Donkey Kong would grip it. It's true. If Donkey Kong were to play golf.

The tip that he did give me for putting, though, did help a lot. How many cars have you hit? None. So there you go. I am doing better, but I definitely always cheat a little left and right. If we're on those tools, I'm just like, you know what? You find the place you can miss it. it. There you go. Why bring the trouble into play? I'm liking it because it's getting me out there

and there's like kind of like I'm actually achieving something and playing around, but it's not spending, you know, $60 on a round. I'm not just going to go to the range. You're touching grass. You're literally touching grass. It's a good way to do it. Last night was probably a top 10 night of the year, weather-wise, cool, pull over. And not a cloud in the sky. Man, it would have been a perfect night for stew. Do you have any adult bevies? No. Pussy. Do they still have the little cart like midway through? Yeah, I think so. I don't know if there's a water. That's usually manned during the weekend. I've never really seen anyone there during the week. Okay. Well, I'm happy that you're on this little journey. Thank you. You keep doing it. You're going to be

dialed from a hundred yards in. That's right. That goes a long way. You're already a real guy. I am a real guy and I'm a real guy that told Brett that he's not getting a stew. If you don't follow us on the Instagram podcast, I have taken Brett's stew privileges away. He left it again yesterday when he left work and I took it home and I'm going to eat it because screw him. Imagine losing your stew privileges. Privately I gave him a pass for the first mishap because he had just got back in town. He was clearly exhausted from they were skiing quite a bit. They're doing like six, seven hour days out there on the mountain.

It's a long time. six, seven. Yesterday, there's really no. No excuse. No. If anything, he should want to bring it home because he probably hasn't even unpacked his suitcase yet. The last thing he wants to do is go home and cook.

He's got stew right there. You could just throw it in a pot. Exactly. Or in a microwave. I would like to know what he did have for dinner last night. Probably didn't eat. In place of stew. You're right.

He probably didn't eat. Brett just doesn't eat sometimes. Yeah. And if he does, it's like a smooth. He had a comment yesterday He said we were because we were giving him shit about like Not eating like real food for lunch He probably he probably doesn't eat because you guys made fun of his poops all the time

I don't know if that's it man Don't say you guys don't say you Because Dylan made fun of his poops all the time Didn't you call him Mondo in the video yesterday? Yeah his little His little label was Mondo Mondo man Like the song

I want to be a Mondo man First time I called him out for taking them on, that was before we had this wall up. And so, like, here, his business in there.

We, not like all of it, but, you know, like the flushing and the sink and all that stuff. And it was funny because it was during the episode. So we would just see what everybody was doing. Yeah. And now he doesn't eat food because of it.

I hope you're happy. You bullied him into not eating. He said yesterday that, uh, he said just limiting his cows is easier than like, he alluded to it being easier than having to go to the gym and stuff. to which I'm like, I just, I don't think that's sustainable. I just don't know if a diet, you know, a nutritionist would recommend that.

He does play hockey. Yeah, he does. He does. Two thousand's a week. But honestly, it's, it's hockey late at night. It's either late at night or early in the morning. I don't know how he does it. It's dog mentality.

I respect him for it. Yeah, he's like, yeah. He just wants that, like, the emaciated look is that he's going for? He doesn't want to tone up at all. Well, that's how like all, all the guys in the NHL, they kind of look like that towards the end of the season, because they've just been playing. so much hockey.

Just burning... Traveling and playing hockey. Probably burning like 3,000 calories every game. Yeah, all the masks they put on in the off season. It's just burned off. That's crazy. They're like little pups. Little pups.

They grow that beard out. They grow the beard out. Oh. It's a war of attrition. What was that? This is reminding me that... You got some. I got some.

I got to pick out my Jersey Mike's thing so I can get more points. Let's definitely do that right now. I don't think people at home realize how well Randy's kept up with this bit where he picks games. Okay. All with the goal of getting a free sandwich at some point. Just for a potential free Jersey Mike's sandwich. How did I do yesterday?

Which I will say this. I respect your hustle. Jersey Mike's a place where you can get a good sandwich, a fine sandwich for a decent amount of money. They have not gotten super expensive yet. Here's an update from my washed media picks. Blackhawks lost, Red Wings lost. Stars in Knights won.

So good job, boy. Stars almost coughed it up as they do in the third very often. You got me two points. You're going to come through for you. Good time to introduce Dylan Schivry. Pretty stoked to be here. We have a dinner plan for two Tuesdays from now, and I'm pretty excited about it. Well, that would be the official wash media kickoff dinner that we never did last month?

I don't know. Maybe. It's going to be a lot of fun. Yeah. Wash boys. We got Blaine in there. You got Ryan in there. I'm excited. The official washed media kickoff dinner.

Brought to you by our accountants. Brought to you by Blaine's accounting firm. Yeah. Yes. Now, I'm stoked, man. It's going to be good stuff. Yeah. That's all I really got.

It's just excited for the episode. Okay. Yeah. Fantastic. Newsletter hits your inbox tomorrow. I'm sure there will be some really compelling stuff in there. Some good information, maybe a Spotify playlist. or two. Wash.substack.com. Check it out. And if you're not watching us on YouTube, go to

YouTube.com slash circling back. Even if you don't ever go over there, just go subscribe to it. I used to do that because I used to not really watch anything on YouTube, like content-wise. It was more of like a late night. I'm going to go watch Woodstock 99 thing. But I would still go and like the subscribers or the content creators I wanted to support, no laying up, people like that. I would just subscribe. No. never watch them. But now I do watch them. And you can watch us now. We do this show live at 11 a.m. So go subscribe and like. I heard the dumb zone talking about hype points on how you should go do the height points. Oh, they're on that. And I was just, I was just in my car like kind of like

I had my finger over the phone. Like I kind of want to call Jake and be like, don't, don't waste your time. We're not, we're not messing around with high points anymore. Yeah. It was a fun two weeks, though. Man, those guys are truly the bad boys of podcasting. We thought we were we're not it's it's jake yeah it's jake always something with those guys always that jake man it's controversial over there edge edge lord jake is what they're calling them yes i think i'm doing a podcast with them tonight for uh his other show it's just banter i think we're going to talk about uh this guy Jeffrey Epstein never heard of them what i think they didn't tell me what we're talking about but financier you know him you're familiar the financier that's him

Um, okay, we got the stew update. I had that on here. Yeah, so there you go. There's a stew update. So everybody's consumed their stew, except for Dylan. Dylan said that he did, but you did. I had the last time. Brett has not consumed the stew.

That's it. Everyone else is consumed. Well, Brett says out out of the picture. Yeah, I took it away from him. Okay. He lost his privileges. So will this be the last time we talk about stew? Next week's going to roll around.

No more stew talk. Probably not. Probably, I think everyone in general has lost stew privileges for future stews. Do you want to hear some unsolicited feedback from, some listeners regarding the stew. This is from Chris. He said, he responded to the stew story. He said,

Stu looks like big old ah. More like, ah, which I don't think that's true. Doesn't that mean ass? I'm pretty sure that Will had a euphoric experience to end you with it. This guy says, this is Nick.

He says, let him starve. Talking about Brett. Yeah. That's what he chooses for himself every day. Yeah. Randy, it was good, Stu.

I told you this out there. earlier. I'm not a stew guy. Here we go, folks. I would never choose to eat stew when there are other options are on the table. You don't have to eat it anymore. Having said that, it was good stew, and more than importantly,

I really appreciate you gifting me this stew. Wow, you're welcome. Jonathan says, I think I would recommend you quit being a bitch. Go eat some nachos. Talking about you. Me? Nice nachos, pussy. That's tough. Anything else, Dave?

No, that's it. All right. No, most people were supporting Randy and shitting on Brett, but I thought it was not nice to say, go eat some nachos. That's not something we say around here. But tomorrow, nachos are in play. Tomorrow. Oh, you want to go to Ojos for our lunch? I don't know if we're going to go there anymore. I got served to reel and it was a guy saying, if your wife has your location track, don't let her know you're at O'Hos Locos.

It's also pretty north of us, too. I don't want to go that far. Why? Let's just go to Buffalo Wild Wings. Is it a restaurant? Yes. Yeah. Oh, that's the nature of it.

Yeah. Did not realize that. I thought it was just a Mexican food place that sells a lot of alcohol. They do that too. Right. At the most, actually. I mean, the O-Hos are Locos. The name means crazy eyes.

Yeah. So that doesn't give a restaurant to me. It gives my eyes. It appeals to the prurient interest. Like that, you know. The what interest? The prurient interest. Prurient.

That's not a word I'm familiar with. Well, it appeals to it, in my opinion. Okay. Crazy eyes. Crazy legs, then yeah. That makes more sense. Right? What else would be crazy on a woman?

Go ahead. You can't really say crazy boobs. It doesn't make much sense. Crazy boobs. That's what you were saying, though. Crazy boobs. Crazy boobs on it. I had never said that in my life.

Crazy eyes typically wasn't a compliment for somebody back in the day. I think it's more like you're making my eyes go crazy from like, like I said, bulging out of the head. A wuga. You're mentioning that, a wuga. That should be the breaster eye. Going cross-eye for being so freaking horny. Awugas? We just started a wugus.

That's good. That's actually pretty good. A wugus. You walk in, your tongue just rolls out. It is pretty funny that like cartoons of, you know, the mid-20th century, they just did, like, the old horn. for a hot lady. Auga. You know? Like, who's talking to that?

I don't know. I mean, I don't want to know. Yeah. I would hate to be in the rider's room. Some horn. Maybe that was like original cat calling. Like, you would just honk at a lady on the side. You know what?

You know what? That's a good thought. There might be something there, Randy. You ring the bell on your, your bike that has a giant front wheel and a tiny back wheel. She's walking down the sidewalk. What is that thing called? Hit it with a Ouga. What's the original bike call with the giant front wheel and the tiny back?

I don't know. I think that's just, I think it was just a bicycle at first. It evolved. The thing is so stupid looking. It is stupid. Why would they ever have that? It's like they were scared to balance. Come on.

Not that difficult. A bunch of idiots. So anyways, the stew recipe is up on the circling back story right now. Oh, yes. Get you some dragons milk, Haas. I'm going to post my pancake video soon. Can you do a voiceover? I want to do it.

You're going to do it. Yeah, I want you to do this voiceover. Yeah, you need something else. You have. You need somebody talking over. Have Randy help you. But you have the video already. I sent it to you all.

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BetterHelp.com slash circling. That's betterhelp.com slash circling. Ooh, man. Bad news from the shivery household. Got some tough news at home. He actually has, he wasn't with me last night when we found out. He was with his mom, but I got a text from,

Hey, go a text. Go a text from Parks' mother last night. Dallas, shout out, said that Parks has lice. And apparently, like, it's advanced because they're, like, you got the eggs and then, like, they hatch and become, you know, bugs. He's like full on bug status right now. So he went to the doctor last night and he got treated for it. Safe to go to school already day after?

I thought it was like a stay home situation and like notify the school. But so Parks has lice. And so I had to strip all the sheets and bedding off of his bed. Wash that stuff. Man, this is right on the heels of our people haven't heard of it yet. But our scabies conversation. That's right. Okay, so, of course, I checked myself for lice.

Chelsea and I, we did the lice check last night. We're good. We're good. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure we're good. I'm going to need more than pretty sure if you're going to come in here, to be honest with you. So we looked up, the best way to, like, check at home is to, so take a shower, use conditioner. And then when your hair is still wet, you take a full.

fine-tooth comb and you get down in the scout and you, you know, then you take a white towel and you wipe the comb on the towel and see what's on there. We did that. I did that a bunch of times, all parts of my head. I'm good, I'm good to go. So don't worry, all right? I don't want to give lies to you guys. But if you do get lice, you know that it came from me. That would be one that you never heard the end of. If you got, if you brought lice in here, that would be one where it's like, all right, well, just going to whip my ass. Till I'm in my grave, I will be bringing that up. Yeah.

Will, will dealt with it a while back a few years ago. Did he get it? Or was it just the kids? No, I think it was just. Yeah, I informed the squad last night. He said that Sally is very well versed in getting rid of lice. So, yeah, it's, you know, never knew anybody who had it growing up. We used to do the lice checks at school.

Yeah, I don't think I ever got it. But I never had it, never knew anybody who did. Never, there was never even like, I swear, I don't remember, like, the kid who was gone for a day because he had it, you know, would be subject to ridicule in fifth grade or whatever. We did get one lice email from the school this year. There was a little outbreak. I think multiple kids got lice at parks of school. Are we supposed to notify the school? Is that protocol here? We haven't done that yet. Probably, yeah. Probably, right? Yeah. Okay. We're going to

do that then. I think that's probably the right thing to do. How did, how did she, how did y'all find out? How did, uh, did Dallas find out? Parks brushes his hair every morning. Uh-huh. And she saw a little bug on his brush. Damn. She's like, he didn't, he wasn't like itchy, though. So he found a bug on his brush. She's like, I'm going to take him in because this could be lice. And sure enough. So they're noticeable with the naked eye. Like you don't have to really get in there. They're a little tan. Yeah, little tan guys. You can see. You can see them. Yeah.

Little tan guys. Little tan fellas. Randy? Randy, do you have lice? I've never had lice. I don't know anyone that hasn't. Lice, but. Are they that big a deal?

People act like it's a huge deal. It doesn't say it's a big deal. You just get rid of them, right? Yeah, but I think it's just a beating. Yeah. Like, you get to like... He was treated at the doctor's office. Yeah, how does that work?

there's like an oil you put you rub into your scalp and leave it there for a while and it just kills everything again i i've not had any the i think will is the is the person i'm basing all my life's knowledge and maybe my sister's kids but i thought it was like a you're going to miss a day of school at least but maybe not maybe not at all i think it's because he went to a doctor and like did like the proper like treatment yeah and it's it's it's It's a pretty ironclad situation there. They killed it all. So I think he's there.

Didn't have to cut his hair. Doctor said he's good to go to school tomorrow. So we're basing it off of that. But since he was at school yesterday with lice, we should probably tell them. Yeah. We're going to do it. Probably let them know.

I don't know how that works if it's like. They're going to do a school-wide email. It's going to be because of my kid, you know? Yeah, that's how that works. They're not going to like say, oh, Park shivery is the one with lies. They're not going to hit but your kid. I'm going to get the email like, oh, that's my kid. No, we get them all the time at my kid.

Do you? My kid's school, yeah. Not for lies, but it's usually like. This one we got this year is the first one. A student in XYZ classroom is tested positive for fucking bird flu or whatever. It's not bird flu. Swine flu. Swine flu.

Swine flu. Swine flu biac. Swine flu. You didn't even have swine flu. I know. It's a total stolen valor. No. It is good.

Swine Flupiac. Because he's always rolling in the slop. Oh, man. I miss Klein. I want to see him soon. I had this idea for like a platform that's like a plug-in for your website that helps you sell stuff and like track analytics. But like it's only if you're selling AI and it's called Slopify. It's good.

And they could sponsor this show for some years and then just stop. Sloppify. Yeah. You know what? Yeah. Okay. See, it's a Shopify play, Randy. You remember them.

It's been a great sponsor of ours. They still, they're still, they're still fucking with our shit right now? For retail therapy. So they're still fucking with our shit. Yeah. Not our shit. Somebody's shit in this place. It's a wash media property.

It is. Fucking with our shit. Penny farthing bicycle. We're a Squarespace pod. That's true. We don't have any of these. Well, they're a little different. But wasn't that the whole reason?

I don't know. Maybe. That's what I was told. Maybe. Anyway. Probably conversation for out there. Well, we run Shopify and Squarespace simultaneously. We do.

We do concurrently. No one's doing that. Yeah, you know. You don't see that anywhere, Randy? Typically, no. I hope I'm glad he got, I'm glad he got, I'm glad he got over it. I'm glad you guys.

Yeah, that's the thing that heard. Just fucking with the bedding and your couch cushion and all that. I vacuumed the couch this morning. They said a vacuum or a lint roller will get them up, which seems like a. Anyway, I vacuumed the couch this morning. I got the attachment out and did the whole thing. Vacuum the house. I think we're good to go.

Damn. Oh, you've got to take its brush. You got to put it in the freezer for two days. Just buy a new brush. You can buy a new brush. where you could yeah but we put it in the freezer for it's in the freezer right now damn dude i didn't this is the whole thing this all sounds like stuff that like wouldn't work but like this is how it is and hat city's worn you throw it in the dryer for 20 minutes on high heat oh it's like all these things

burning them boys yeah just smoke them out dude okay yeah so that's the situation is good to know in case we ever encounter that yeah i wonder if more if longer hair you're more susceptible to it parks has long hair right yeah yeah he's got he's got thick hair i'm so jealous of there. Damn. Dude, when I was a kid, my hair was so thick that I, every time I went to super cuts, I'd be like, please, like, you know, they have the thinning, the thinning scissors. I love those. I was like, please use the thinning scissors.

And now, now I would, I took that for granted so much. I would kill for that hair again, you know. Yeah. It's, um, it's a nice luxury to have. I think I always looked at those things. I still, because I still get them sometimes when I touch up, she does it on the sides because we don't use clippers. But like I look at them.

I'm like, man, those are cool. Somebody thought, like, whoever thought of that? That was a cool invention. You don't get clippers on the sides? I mean, she cleans up right here. Huh. No, but we're not doing that or nothing. Oh, yeah.

Nah. Scissor cuts. Cisor cuts. Shout out to scissors and scotch. I love having a nice scotch when I'm getting scissors. Have you ever gotten scotch there? I've, Randy, I've never had an alcoholic beverage there. I've had a Diet Coke, a cup of coffee and water.

I wonder if sexy scissors is still around. It's because, dude, it's because I get haircuts at like lunchtime or in the morning. I never, it's never a scotch drinking time. It's always scotch drinking time if you were in Madman. You're right about that. And it makes Madman a fun watch. But if I could get my haircut at like 8.30 p.m. after my kids are asleep, then I'd probably get a scotch or an adult beverage.

But just something about trying to sneak out of here, like right after the show, get a 1230 touch-up. And like, I got time for a scotch. Oh, man. Sexy Scissors is closed. What is that? Now, that there is a... Sexy scissors is for horny old men. They'd go get their hair cut by a scantily clad young lady.

It was a very... It was on North Lamar for years and it has since closed down. Oh. Yeah. You were just hoping that you'd be that old man then. You missed your opportunity. I have a friend. You're right.

I have a friend. I'm not going to name names. I know this story. It's not the guy you know. It's not flounder. but his dad gets his hair cut for a number of years his dad was getting a topless haircut that's incredible man his single dad that that's some next level horny shit i'm not ready for that there's a completely topless haircut it's the same was it the same lady every time yeah okay

and it was i've just i wonder if when he when he walks in she's already topples her she pops it right before they did it's a great question and like next time i see him i'm going to ask she just hanging out there. Because I have, I've got like, I don't know why I've never asked, like, more pressing questions.

It's incredible. His parents are split, by the way. They've been split for some years. Yeah, I don't think the, I don't think the misses would sign off on that. Yeah,

you, that's, that's a, I typically, I won't even drink during my haircuts. I don't really want to deal with that. She's, please keep your head still,

sir. You're just like, um, I almost want to call them. Like, I want to do a cold. call. I do want to know more about it. I have questions. Yeah, I need to. I got questions about the big game coming up. Some might say football's biggest game. Oh, yeah. And we're going to talk all

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I don't even know what this one's about. It's more of what he didn't do. You saw this. Did I? Well, people were mad at him, specifically the city of Boston, Patriot Nation. Oh, that's right. His old teammates, Assante Samuel, real mad at him. perhaps threatening.

Because Tom refused to say he was rooting for the Patriots. And I think his actual quote was, I don't have a dog in this fight. So people are fucking pissed. How does he not have a dog in this fight? That's the question. Now, to be completely fair, he is, okay, Tom is a commentator.

He is not calling the Super Bowl. Right. He's also part owner of the Raiders organization. So I guess the thought is he's trying to be objective and neutral and whatever, dude. The head coach of the, sorry, the Patriots is a former teammate of his. Legit, a former teammate. Like for years. He won six Super Bowls with that organization, plays for two decades, two decades.

And you know what? He's kind of like, yeah, it's just a phase. That's weird. I mean, I think. Is there bad blood there because I know, I think. No, I don't think so. I think he and Belichick were kind of chilly. Him and Belichick, but the Belichick obviously is gone.

Right. Him and Kraft are, like, I think they're very close. Oh, yeah, that's right. Remember during the roast, he, like, protected, he was like, he had to stop somebody from going at Kraft. Like, he loves Kraft. They love each other. Craft loves some other things, too. Yeah, massages.

It's just, it's so funny. That's weird. You know, it's such a self-created controversy. Like, you didn't, there was a way you could have done this and not come out like a total homer. Even though everyone expects, if anyone's going to be a homer, it's the guy who played 20 years and won six Super Bowls. I think the biggest reason for maybe cheering for the Patriots is that he is so beloved in that city. Think about that. Like, everyone in Boston, like, they idolized that guy because of what he did for them.

He's like, he's like their favorite person in the world. Like, nah, I don't really care. That is weird. I'd be pissed, too, if I were from Boston or Patriots fan. He doesn't have a dog in the fight, man. Yes, he does. Fucking asshole. It's so funny.

It's so funny. He's so funny. He's so interesting. Is he even going to watch? I think he'll watch. Or you think he'll just be lazy on a Sunday, just hanging around in his hoodie. So he's weird, right? Like, is he a weird guy?

Yeah. You have to be. He's a psychopath. It's fine. Yeah. You have to be. Good. We need people like you.

But it's just shocking. He could, he could, you know, maybe he's worried about like, there's some years where like, I think incorrectly people were like, oh, Eggman's such a Cowboys, Homer when he's calling games. It's like, dude, he's not. First of all, he is not. Eggman's great at what he does. I'm going to glaze him for a minute. But, like, the idea that he is somehow, like Homer now, he will root for the Cowboys.

He will say, like, I want, you know, I want them to do well. But like, he's very critical of Jerry Jones and the front office and all that. I think maybe Tom is trying to avoid, like, down the road, people thinking he's, like, being impartial when he's calling a Patriots game. But, like, who fucking cares? Who cares, dude? Yeah, when you're not calling the game, you're allowed to have a rooting interest in the team that you spent 20 years with. Yeah.

And won six rings for. It doesn't affect, it's not going to affect the outcome of the game whatsoever if you're rooting for the for the patriots dude everyone knows unless unless there's something that has happened that we don't know about that i don't know but asante samuel was like calling him out on twitter like hey it's going to get real if you know you got he gave him an ultimate it's got 23 hours dude it's all say you got to respond i i scroll a few asante samuel is a little bit unhinged on Twitter. Yeah. Yeah. People are saying the CTE's talking a little bit. I don't, I'm not ready to say that, but he's, uh, he's fiery on Twitter. Tom. Tom, what's doing, man? Tom, what? You have to like,

stick with it now if you're Tom. You can't come out and be like, all right, I'm bugging. I'm rooting for the Patriots. He got me. Come on. I don't know, man. It's so great. Yeah, that would irritate me for It's such a, it's such an annoying little thing. Like, I would be annoyed if I was a Patriots fan. Bill Simmons is annoyed. He's a Boston guy, right? Yeah. Is he ever?

Yeah. It's just, it's just funny, man. Tom is, he's truly a weird guy. What are your plans for the big game day? You don't have to wait until a segment towards the end of the show. Because that's part of my weekend and fun. They'll be presented by Fair Harbor, but not now. Are you having all the boys over?

Oh, you want to know? Well, you're going to have to fast forward to this podcast. And if you're watching live, sorry, you just got to wait. Sorry. I got my Super Bowl squares. You got your squares? You got like you already bought them? Yeah.

You got any squares? Where are you watching it? I don't. Maybe you should just fast forward a little bit. This segment is called the big game. I think we're allowed to talk about it right now. No. No, I don't think.

No. You would think that, wouldn't you? We're going to package that premium content for later in the show. We want people to stick around. That's not the kind of thing people wait around for. Yeah, it is, unfortunately. Yeah, a lot of people have opinions on this weekend on fun, Dylan. Yeah.

All right. All right. I haven't done squares in a minute, man. Squares are fun. I'm fucking smoking a square. Really? Square space. It's not the read.

No, we don't have them today. No, it would be cool if we did. That would have been a good one. Yeah. But we don't have that read. No. No, we got to talk. We're still talking big game with Super Bowl.

Where are you going to go see it, Dylan? I don't have plans, man. Oh my God. Save it for this weekend and fun, man. Come on. Give the damn show away. Jack wagon. Yeah, I don't have plans for the big game yet.

Maybe something will come up. Maybe one of my good friends will invite me to his big get-together with all his boys. Oh, man. Hopefully that happens with somebody. who's going to win this game Seattle what's that what's that spready four

they're laying four less I saw is four and a half which is a big Super Bowl spread they're laying four and a half Randy I don't have a dog in this fight and maybe an underdog in this fight this whole segment is sponsored by underdog

I really just want Seattle to win because Boston the city of Boston has been so spoiled yeah but they just had their shit ruined by Tom they're gonna be they're gonna be fine we said this yesterday i don't want to see that little fucker with the the poster board he'll never pack his car here again never pack his car i'm on record for saying i'm an overdog i like i wrote for you like the overdog yeah like dynasties and all the stuff but like

patriots aren't a dynasty right now so i don't care about the it's the start of a new dynasty maybe who knows a new era of patriots football brought to you by drake may in his possibly jacked up shoulder But the old guard, Tom Brady, doesn't even support the new guys. So why do I care? It's true. Slonkowski going to be there? Slonk will be there.

Yeah, I bet Rob Slonkowski will be there. Yeah, also. Yeah. Maybe he and Vrable just weren't boys or something. They had to, I mean, it was a long time ago. They were teammates a long, long time ago. Like, some point, I don't know. Yeah.

that would be funny if there was some like practice field incident we weren't privy to and Tom is just like yeah man fuck fuck him um

yeah I'm rooting for the city of Seattle for two reasons they've been wrong twice once by us once by us and then once by the owner of the Seattle Super Sonics who move their team

to Oklahoma City and they still don't have an NBA team. And by all account, it was a great NBA town. It's a great sports town now. Everybody knows that. Give them a team. Sean Camp, are you kidding me?

Shouts to the Kraken. Cracking. It's good. I like it. I did too. I think I hated it at first, and now I really like it. You know, you also have the Utah mammoth. I know.

I just recently found that out when I was. You were betting. When I was looking up. Jersey Mike's betting. Yeah. Yeah. Utah Mammoth? Mm-hmm.

It's a hockey team? So the coyotes, right? Since when? This year. Did not know. Maybe I'm wrong about that coyotes thing. I don't know. Pull it up.

Show them the logo. Yeah. It was this year. Is it dope? Yeah, I think so. I wanted them to go by a Utah hockey club, but, you know, it's okay. It looks better on the sweater. It doesn't look good standalone.

I will say that. It's very... There you go. Yeah, that's fine. There we go. Maybe that's it. That's cool. I like a simple logo.

This is a little bit... Well, it's a mammoth. It's a little modern for my taste. Well, it's interesting because a mammoth is not modern at all. It's not, no. But the graphic design... The Utah white right there is tight. A lot of white.

in Utah. It's very similar to the Minnesota Wild type logo. It's very hockey. Where it's mountains. Hey, when is Austin going to get a team? Dude, I don't want to talk about it. They're not going to hockey. Houston will get a Boston.

It's bullshit, man. They're going to get a baseball team, though. Maybe. Austin. The biggest city in the country without any of the big four franchises. You blame your longhorns for that. That might have something to do with it. Probably more has something to do with.

They should move UT to. like Cedar Park. Get them out of town so we can make way for more. We need the infrastructure for professional. Yeah. Oh, come on now. Get rid of them. We could still have a little satellite campus here, but let's move all the shit to

fucking Cedar Park. Oh, maybe out Flugerville way. I think logistically it's tough to just move an entire university. No. I do think for being the quote unquote live music capital of the world, for us to not have like stadium stuff at DKR is, it's kind of shitty. Stadium stuff at DK. Like outdoor.

Like, outdoor. Yeah. Stadium concerts typically suck. Yeah, but still, I would like to like, if like Jimmy Buffett, when he was around doing stadium tours. He's been dead for a number of years. That would have been cool. Two, I think.

But you have to go do it up at Austin FC's thing. And that's not even that big of a stadium. So it just feels like DKR could do. They have concerts there? I like that your example was Jimmy Buffett. I mean, he was the first stadium tour guy I could think of that would. It was the year that of Kenny Chesney, but I've already seen Kennedy. So it's okay.

George Strait did a show at Kyle Field. Right. Sounds right. This is a, it was like his last show ever, right? He'll never do another one. Exactly. Like,

I think Fall Out Boy in Green Day were doing stadium tours. Was it? It was Fallout Boy in someone. But I would love to go see that. We saw a blanket, Moody. Yes, that's true. You saw him, I didn't.

I saw him twice at ACL though. I saw him at ACL too. Yeah. How about that? Cool. I tore my ACL twice. Okay. Lindsey Vaughn.

Shout out to Lindsay. Still going to compete. Love it. What are opening ceremonies? No one really knows, man. I don't know. I saw the Finnish hockey team has come down with the norovirus. They're not going to play their first match.

I don't know that. Game one against the Canadians, I believe. Also, I saw some, I woke up, first thing I saw on Twitter when I pulled it up, dude, a big air skier guy, Canadian guy, like had a bad. I'd fall out of the hospital. Oh, shit. Opening ceremonies begin tomorrow. Is Russia still banned from the Olympics?

Hard to say. No, you can't look that kind of information up, so I don't know. We'll see. All those Olympians just hanging out in Milan, just frolicing, having drinks in between with their fit bods. Mm-hmm. They're fit-in-olympian bods. They probably use fit bod, don't they?

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your personalized workout plan get 25% off your subscription or try the app free for seven days at fitbod.me slash steam that's fitbOD.m e slash steam um you guys may have noticed I was late yesterday it's because I was waiting in line all night. actually, I didn't sleep. I was just so horny for the new grocery store to open. Where exactly is this? I know it's Dallas area. I reckon it says Forney, no? Forney. Forney. Where is Forney in relation to like? Forney is southeast corner of Dallas County, maybe bleeds into other counties. But it is, it's, it's, it's, forney is, um, an emerging town, uh, formerly very, uh, farm friendly. And it is not.

now kind of, it's blown up a little bit. Is this the first H-EB in the Dallas area? No. Okay. It's not. But H-EB is new to the area, correct? Last five years for sure. Yeah.

I think there's one on walks of hatchie. I think there's definitely H-EB and Frisco, among other places. Yeah, zoom in there. Yeah, so it's easy. Listen, H-EB is a super dope grocery store. We're spoiled down this way. H-EBs are everywhere. Yeah, it is certainly a grocery store.

is a grocery store and people are too excited about this. It's a grocery store. You know, the thing I love about it and the reason I waited outside all night for this one to open is because there's just some things that H.E.B. They have and like the other grocery stores don't. Such as groceries. Like food. Produce.

Meat. This is some, this is some nerds, some next level nerd shit, man. I mean. Just line already forming for. at 6 a.m. for the grand opening, H.E.B. and Forney. People are literally camping out, in tents outside.

I wonder if they're doing any special, like, gear or anything. Like, or, like, uh, gift cards. Do you think someone just wants to be, like, the first person to purchase something there? So they're going to go grab, like a pack of gum real quick and buy. Like, oh, I'm the first customer. Some dumb shit like that. Like, it matters.

I hope to, I hope not. I hope that that person doesn't exist, but we both know they do. Because I don't think these people, people are going to get a full, you know, cart. Maybe they are. I don't, who knows? This is weird. So give it out, like, you know, $300 gift cards for the first, like, 50 customers. I could see, like, yeah, yeah, camp out, but who knows? And HEP is just an absolute powerhouse, isn't it?

I mean. It is still privately owned, H.E.B. The Butts family. Yeah. Is it still privately owned? Yeah. I think so. It's because they're Texas.

And people like supporting Texas stuff in Texas. That's the only reason it's a big grocery store. Randy, that is not. not true. That is so true. Randy, H.E.B. is superior. How many grocery stores have you been to? Do you think I spent my whole life in Austin? Like, I've been around, dude. It's the same as any other grocery store. No, it is not. Yes, it is. Randy, it really is. What makes it so much better? Okay. I'm looking at the tiers of grocery store. Right. Okay. H.E.B is better than Randalls. Yes, I'll say that. Far and away. But I will never go wait in line at HEB.

no there's certain things at HGB that are superior like their their meat market or their their butcher I think is better than than Rannels and I'll go out of my way to get HV if I if it's between HB and Randall's I'll go to HEB and probably pay a little bit more or it'll be more crowded whatever but it's a better grocery store than Randalls for sure but like is it much better than Kroger or Publix or anything else I think it's just people enjoy it because it's just like Kroger's not that great just like the Dairy Queen thing you just it's a Texas

thing you just put it to Texas people in the ago. There's a guy who did a Publix and H.E.B. side-by-side comparison. He, like, took a camera through the aisles and, like, explained the difference and, like, what they offer. And H-EB just blew Publix away. Publics, I did. I've never, I've only been in it a couple of times, and it was just for the pub sub. I think that's why people like public so much to speak. And the, the subs are good. Don't get me wrong. And they have that over H-EB. HB doesn't do subs like that. Does this say, zoom in, is that the H-EB barbecue? Backyard, it says.

Okay. So there's that big H-EB on Slaughter, like, closer to 35 that has, like, the barbecue spot in the middle of it that I've never been to. I've heard it's good. The one in Terrytown on Lake Austin Boulevard, they have a really good barbecue place in there. It's really good. Okay, well, it's the same thing, I guess. Yeah, it is. Now, I don't, again, it's just, it's a grocery store.

Yeah, but what I understand is, if you're living in Forney and you're so excited about HGB, it's one thing, like, you can't really comp it to like in and out when people are going to wait in line and overnight for in and out to open. It's because they probably grew up eating in and out in California or something, right? And it's like, oh, it brings me back home. I'm going to eat a hamburger. It's going to give me rea time. So they wait in line, and it brings them. This is like, oh, this reminds me the time I was in Flugerville. and I shopped for groceries.

And now I've got this in my backyard here in 40. I can't wait to get some bananas. I'm going to get me some bananas, y'all. It's funny. I like, this is kind of my block. I make fun of people who wait for grocery stores to open. I will say HB's chocolates are pretty good, though, if you ever had the caramelettes or the banana bread pecans?

Here's another thing about HEB. They are good in the community. HB supports the community. They'll do a whole light. display at the trail lights. They do a light display during the floods over the summer. They were very, very integral in getting supplies, water to first responders. So that's great.

Love that. But when I walk into H.E.B., I'm wondering, like, do I like the setup? I do like the setup. But is it that much different than most stores? I don't know. Probably not. Um, their beer, their beer section is good. Their beer and wine selection is, is pretty solid.

They're doing more samples now. Sampies. They're doing a lot of Sampeys, actually. I did a wine sampy there. Oh, yeah. They've got a wine guy there. Oh, yeah. He saw me looking.

He's like, you want to try it? And I was like, you read my mind. This, this fucker knew. I'm a fucking alcoholic piece of shit. Did you tell me you're not drinking anymore? But then you're not drinking any less. What, what's the big? No, I didn't.

I told them, look, I'll try it, but I'm not buying a bottle. Randy, in Indiana, what's the big chain up there? Jewel. I mean, that's a big one. But Strachian-Vantil, the one bio I grew up, is way better than H-EB I've been to. They're like market. It's similar, it's somewhere between H-EB and a central market. Central Market is an unbelievable grocery store. Real eaters go to Central Market.

I don't like the layout. I don't like that. The layout's weird. But the quality of food there is unbelievable. So you're being corralled through the store. It is. There's a lot of close quarterness. Like, I don't, if I have to go back to the, you know, go get produce, I'm going against the grain. No, you're right. No, you're right. That is weird. I definitely prefer H.E.B. layout to central market.

We grew up, we're a Tom Thumb family. Duncanville's Tom Thumb. Well, that's, it's the same as Randalls. Jewel Randall's and Tom Thumb are all like the same thing. But Tom Thumb was better than Randall's. I don't know if it was like a Randall's Plus or what, but our Tom Thumb thumb. It seems like it's better than Randalls. And I'm comparing that to the one Randalls. It's by me. But I've been to multiple. Whatever.

Fucking guys, you all fucking chill. Don't wait. Don't wait overnight. The Randals that was by the lodge was pretty nice, but that's their flagship store. Oh, the one by Chipotle? Yeah. By, yeah.

Jason's Daly and all that? Isn't it called flagship? Maybe it's just, it's called flagship. Flagship. Flagship Randalls, that's what they call it. Dude. I miss that. GP Wesley.

I don't like that one. I don't know why. That's one you gotta be careful if you got a pineapple in the cart. So I'm gonna tell you there. That's all I'm gonna tell you there. It's a nicety. I say on the podcast how I bought a pineapple

at the grocery store. Yeah, you did. And I had to put it down because you guys have fucked with my head so much about that. You had to take its life? No, I just had to put it in the bottom part, not the top part.

You were going to put it on pizza? Bullets. We're going to put the pineapple on the pizza? We're doing that again. I still had never heard that before you guys. It's, I mean, it does, it's not a miss on your resume. It's very obscure. It's part of culture.

But, yeah. What would you? Is there anything that you would wait, like camp out for? Um, like, I never went black, Friday shopping, but people used to camp out for that. That was madness. Maybe if Sidney was spitting in coffee. Yeah. First hundred customers gets spit. And she's wearing like a oversized slip knot t-shirt with white makeup and black lipstick. What the fuck? Yeah. Goss. Goss. Goss.

Goss. Gadswins. Now, I don't know. I just don't like waiting in line. No. Yeah. Bathroom is one thing I've had to do a number of times. had to camp out for the bathroom? Yeah. Yeah. Just not going to catch me doing that. Am I camping out waiting for things days? I think they're behind me. Maybe like... Does Franklin's barbecue count? I've done that. Yeah, I put that, although you're not camping out, you're waiting in line for, what, three hours, four hours? About four, I think it opens at 11, actually. I got there once at 6.30 a.m. and I was about 25 people deep in line. Here's a Texas thing that I'll say is worth the hype. And that's Buckees.

I think it is worth the hype it has. Buckees I have issues with. I really only go there for the bathrooms. The bathrooms? Buckees is great. Buckees is sneaky, like really expensive, though. People don't realize that. It's expensive and also like the gas is inexpensive.

There's a lot going on there. They draw you in with the cheap gas and the great restrooms. And then once you're there, like, okay, I'll spend $400 on crap. You know what? I'll buy that $9. Yeah. I'll get this jerky. I love getting their jerky there.

You're not supposed to do that in the bathroom. Oh, yeah. Well, it's a nice bathroom. How they're going to stop you? It's a goat, dude. I mean, like, their bathrooms are incredible. It's a, you know, floor to ceiling door. How do they going to know?

What I like is the rising tides effect that they've had on the competitors nearby. Because, like, there's a good chance if you see a Buckees and you're like, you look over and it looks like a madhouse, which it will be. There's a, there'll be like a QT, a QT truck stop or like another. truck stop that's about, I don't know, a quarter of the size that had to up their game. You're right. You're right. Have clean bathrooms right nearby. Alex in the chat says my dad bought a cast iron skillet at Buckees just completely unnecessary.

You can get so much. You can get decor. You can leave there with a lawnmower and a grill and like home decor. It's like Academy. It's an academy gas station. And the snack, the snack game at Buckees is really you can't, you can't beat it. And the food's good. I don't know how food is good.

Food is good. Yeah, fudge and barbecue and breakfast tacos. They have everything. Worth the hype. Worth the stop for sure if you're ever driving through Texas. Bucky's is an experience. I think the largest one is currently under construction. What's the biggest one currently?

I don't know. You know, I mean, I'm the one who went to the smallest one on my way to Houston. Houston or wherever I remember that. I know that one. Yeah, that just gas station. It was so disappointing. Yeah.

The bathrooms were just, it looked like they just slapped the Bucky's branding on it. Oh, bless you. That was cough. Okay, cool. Got some corn in my throat. Corn throat.

Love corn. Like that, Brandy, I got cord in the throat again. I don't know. That's a great segue into this weekend at fun presented by Fair Harbor. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening.

I like to turn up. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled out by a prostitute. Let's just go. Have fun. And they'd go a little. Let's go.

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I'm not sure yet. Sunday, he's got a hitting lesson, private hitting lesson. And other than that, I got the big game. Yeah, I got the big game Sunday, and I have no plans for that. I'll probably end up watching it at home unless something pops up. but not counting on that so like francisza says if you watch the super bowl alone you're a loser is that what he said what is Andrew tate said though

you know i don't know i've somehow missed what he has to say about the super bowl he probably has takes what about you randy what you get into uh nothing much Dave what are you getting into okay now I mean I was about to look up the the weather I do want to go get a nice it's going to be great it's going to be a nice sunny day So either a bike ride or a walk at some point, probably watch. What? Upper 70s?

Upper 40s in the morning. Ugh. Upper 70s, even 80 in the afternoon on Saturday. Tomorrow and Saturday. So I'm probably going to try to get a nice sunny walk out there. But then Friday night, probably going to watch Night of the Seven Kingdoms. Yeah. For all the Max heads out there.

Max head. Your head max. Yeah. Industry. And Seven Kingdoms, Friday night stream. Because of the big game. Because of the Super Bowl. Which I will be doing nothing for.

Ooh, loser alert. I don't know. I'm sure someone might put something in group chat, but I don't know. I don't know if I really want to go to a Super Bowl party. Man. I might just meet Dave at Wingstop again this year. That's right. We did run into each other.

I don't think I'll be doing that again. I think I would probably just get a bunch of like Tyson's. antitizers if I really wanted chicken wings, boneless chicken wings. I saw Tyson just laid off like 3,300 people at one of their factories in Nebraska. Yeah, I saw that. Anyway, man, I'm not doing,

I'm not going anywhere for the big game, mainly because everyone's coming to me. Yeah, the boys? All the freaking boys are coming over to my place. All my routed friends are coming over Sunday. Do you want to drink? Yeah.

Big Carl going to be there? Who? Big Carl? And little Carl. Both? Both. I haven't seen Little Carl a while. Oh my God.

Mikey. Probably Johnny. Johnny? Probably Max. Oh, Max it back in town? Yeah. Everybody. Like literally the entire neighbor.

It'll be at our place. We got a pig in the ground. We got beer on ice. Shit. I got the rous and a pig. Smoker going. Yeah. We're going to do some.

A buffalo chicken dip. Facada bread. We're going to have, oh, Brett's making his buff chick dip. Brett's going too? Yeah. Big game bread, of course. Big game, Brett, the business day.

I mean, I got your invite, but like I said, I don't know. I kind of want to be. I don't know. We kept a smallest year, low key, but like literally everyone in the neighborhood's going to be there. That's sick. We're going to have, we're actually going to do two screens. I'm available.

I'm free. Hang on, man. We've got two screens going. We added another 65 inch television. Oh, shit. Are you kidding? Both games are going to be on both? Yeah.

We're going to have the big game on one with the national broadcast. And then we're going to have a custom broadcast on the other. Okay. So what are you guys going to do during the commercials? Are you talking about like, shh? Or like what's going on? Well, you know, they're doing something I hate. They're kind of showing the commercials online on social media before.

So it's like everybody's already seen them. I'm watching the Turning Point USA halftime show. Yeah, well, they're doing it. They're doing it in my backyard. I'm not doing that woke shit, dude. They're doing it from my backyard. Really? Yep.

Kid Rock and Lee Rice and the other guys. Probably a gal on there too. Maybe. Who is actually on it? Gretchen Johnson. Lee Bryce, I think, is actually doing it. Oh, it's Lee Bryce. Sorry.

I should know. He's going to be in my house. Is Kid Rock doing it? Fuck yeah, dude, he's headlining. Kid Rock to headline alternative Turning Point USA halftime. It's going to be so bad. None of those groups are alternative at all. It's true.

Let's see. I'm trying to find out who, oh, my God. Allow ads on Fox is sure. Oh, my God, this is terrible. Sounds like my dad. You're beefing it, dude. You can look it up too, Mr. Big. I got my Hunter Pecker over there.

Mr. Big, I got my Hunterpecker over there. Brandy hates me. I don't know why. Hey, he called you Mr. Big. He's obsessed with you, but he hates me. Well, I just want to find out, is Chase Rice playing the fucking thing or not? It's Lee Bryce. Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee, Bryce.

Brantley Gilbert, dude, that guy. We've looked into him before. Yes, he's really fun to make fun of. So it looks like there's four. All I know is all my rowdy friends are coming over that night. I like Lee Bryce. It's a parking lot party with Lee Bryce. I dare you to like a Brantley Gilbert song.

It's impossible. Does he do like the fast talk? No, that's Sam Hunt. Like instead of like, you know, he doesn't really sing, he just monotones and he kind of raps, but it's not really good. He talks sings. He talks things. That's Sam Hunt. I want to punch him.

Mike's brother. I want to punch him in his fucking face. He's so bad. Brantley Gilbert, his microphone, his microphone has brass knuckles built onto it. So when he grabs the mic, his hands go through a brass knuckle. Oh, in here, he's... I don't want none of that. The whole mic stand is a chain.

Uh. How about that? Think about that? Because it's a chain. That's so fucking stupid. Look, look at this fucking guy, man. Wait, where's he from? It's like Georgia.

Yeah, it does. Oh, Georgia. I don't know. That's a camo, man. I can't see it. You don't need brass knuckles on your mic. No, you don't. Are those, those are, I don't know if those are legal to possess.

I don't know who Gabby Barrett is. That, that's what his mic looks like. Just in case anybody steps to him, Mike, what whilst he's on stage. That's a guy, Dylan, would you step to him, whilst he's on stage? Yes, I would. I would. I'm not afraid of all those tattoos. I don't want to get hit by brass knuckles.

That'll hurt your face real good. Grant Lee Gilbert. He's six foot. Might be an equal match. Probably whips my ass. That's fine. guys sucks but

Lee Bryce you're her boy by Lee Bryce will probably make you tear up like a little bitch there's no way I'll promise I could listen to it and not cry listen to it

listen to it this is the live Dave listens to the boy by Lee Bryce live reaction hearing Lee Bryce's boy for the first time oh

oh oh that's such fucking I thought we should do that with him where we just make him do reaction videos to like Pop punk Pop punk

Where can you watch this I wonder Looks like it's online or if you just come over to my place I think we're at max capacity Okay I could sign up for all stuff But it looks like it's going to be on DW Plus Real Americans

America's choice I don't think I have these DWI plus The National News desk My right also Rumble, Twitter, and YouTube. The Charlie Kirk Show. I don't know.

I'm predicting extremely high numbers for this because I think people are going to watch it. People will watch it because there are people who like these acts. Look, I'm very intrigued in what Kid Rock's going to do. He won't do Bull God. He won't do any of his bangers. And there's people that will watch it as a bit, me. And there's people who will pay for bot farms to watch. it to gas up the numbers.

They can own the libs. That's true. Who's doing our Super Bowl? Bad Bunny? Bad Bunny. Okay, that's right. Be honest, I know. Fresh off of the Grammys.

He won a lot of Grammys. I do know a lot more songs by Lee Bryce than Bad Bunny. I don't know any Bad Bunny songs. All I know is when it comes on, I probably am at Lee. I'm not going to act like I'm going to be on my rap, but I bet he's going to be on my wrapped, but I bet he's entertaining as a, I bet his performance would be entertaining. He has a massive, massive, massive follow. He's very popular.

His music doesn't do much for me. I'll be honest. He has a very big international following. So maybe that's just a... He's Puerto Rican day. It's a play to get more people to watch the Super Bowl. I'm doing the beat. I don't know if that's one of his beats,

but it sounds like it could be. Could be. Trying to figure out where this actual turning point show is going to be performed. We'll figure it out later. Let's end it. The show. Not our lives. Bye.