Circling Back - Parks on the Bump and Gorilla Fights

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

The boys recap their Weekends in Fun, discuss the gorilla vs. 100 men Twitter trend, Parks on the bump for the first time, men body preference, and Run it Back.  Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (30:15) Silverback Gorilla vs. 100 Men (45:35) Parks' Pitching Debut (54:25) Men Body Preference (1:03:45) Run it Back Support This Episode’s Sponsors:        Rocket Money: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to https://rocketmoney.com/circling today.      Aura Frames: For a limited time, listeners can save on the perfect gift by visiting https://auraframes.com/ to get $35-off plus free shipping on their best-selling Carver Mat frame. Promo Code [CIRCLING]. Bilt Rewards:  Start paying rent through Bilt and take advantage of your Neighborhood Benefits™ by going to https://joinbilt.com/steam. That’s J-O-I-N-B-I-L-T dot com slash steam.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are coming day after day we are coming Welcome back to the circling back podcast Monday. My name is David. I'm going to host you are in for a real treat because we've got quite a show on board for you today. Joining me producing is Randy Trimbaki. Hi, Dave. People at home can't see your full fit, but I got to say you are just looking amazing the great producer. It's uh

that was just talking to my co-host Dylan Shivery, aka little turd. Maybe there's a reason why did one of you fuckers? Did one of you fuckers hide my sorority sweatshirt that I wear in here when my arms get chilly? No, because I couldn't find it this morning. You guess what? I'm sitting here trying to podcast with cold arms and I got to tell you it's really set me off on the wrong foot On the wrong arm you want to speak up Randy? You mean the washed soccer kit one you got something to say, but yeah, I gave it to my mom. Did you actually yeah? Give her my sweatshirt

You gave her my sweatshirt? I didn't know that that was yours. You can have mine if you want it. I gave it to her. Dude, his mommy's wearing it. Hey, would you mind calling her and asking her to overnight it to your boy? Because I get cold arms in here. I'm just kidding.

There's many other sweatshirts that you can cold arm in here. If there's one excuse to give that out, I guess to Mama Trimbaki, that's okay with me. But... That's hilarious. You're on thin ice, buddy.

Oh, I'm on thin ice. Yeah. And I got chilly. I got chilly arms, but you want me to go get you a Sunday scary sweatshirt? No, I got chilly arms. No, those are a little those are heavier than what I want. Hey, is there are there beans in your chilly arms? Speaking of beans, what's going on? Okay. I just I just purchased Parks a used glove baseball glove. Because he needs one that's a little bigger a little bit more broke little broken in. Okay. And when I went to the you just

purchase page it it it cut to a video of a kid hitting a dinger and then bat flipping. I thought that was a pretty clever pretty clever little feature of the website. Sideline Swap. Kind of sick. What is this video you sent me previously? Something swap.mp. I'll watch it later. Okay, yeah, watch that later.

Dylan, we've got a mystery. Oh, we do? Yeah, we do. We do. We got something going on. Randy, I just slacked you a photo. What's the mystery? Photografia. I went out to take the trash out like a minute

ago because the trash Randy kind of lets his studio go to ****. He does. So I decided like I'll just do his job for him and take the trash out and uh I noticed the the the vacant handicap spot that is right next to our office. Sitting on the little speed bump that prevents someone from, say, rolling through the spot. Yeah. Randy, put it up in Zoom. Just a couple unopened can of beans. What's up with these beans? A couple unopened kidney beans.

Just strategically placed there. Kidney bean is a popular bean for chili. But not just parking lots. Not for parking lots. No, I popular bean for chili. But not just parking lots. Not for parking lots. No, I'm talking about chili. Yeah, no one's doing parking lot chili in this office. Maybe someone was on their way to a chili party and they found out en route

that it was a Texas style chili. Which they should have known as they are in Austin. But they should have already known. So they said, oh shit, I better get rid of these kidney beans. That's embarrassing for me. And they decided to leave them outside of our door instead of the many options to throw them away as there's like three or four trash cans. Those are good beans. Yeah. Those aren't opened. I think someone could use those beans. Maybe David,

they're magic beans. And if we were to plant them, we could grow a giant beanstalk. Yeah, man. Like a goose that lays golden eggs. Okay. Three, two, one. I'm locked back in. Even though he unlocked me, he got me unlocked. Sounded weird. It's kind of what it does, man.

Kind of what the guy does. I'm pretty stoked that they didn't just throw them through our window. Yes. Those beans, that can do some damage. Thank you for not throwing them through our window. There's also just a's a that can do some damage. Thank you for not throwing them through our window. There's also just a few beans out here. I don't know. There's also just a big trash bag, a black trash bag out in our uh in our lawn out there too that none of

us use. I'm scared to look in that. Yeah I don't want to know. It could be uh Jimmy Hoffa in that bag. Kidney beans huh?? You think Jimmy Hoff is in So, what are we we do about these beans? Probably don't need to do anything man. It's my co-host Just like guys don't like you He's you know, like he it's fine. This is why only the ladies like you too much fluff Someone said it was an abysmal take Who?

Some commenter on patreon. Oh one person one person disagree with me. I'm so upset It's fine. It's just good movie. You don't see the cry face and hockey over the weekend. No commenter on Patreon. Oh, one person, one person disagree with me. I'm so upset. It's fine. It's just good movies. Did y'all see the cry face in hockey over the weekend? No. Oh, Randy, you don't have to do it right now, but some point before the show ends,

we find the cry face. You saw that Canadian's fight, the brawl. Someone did cry face? It's what I mean, dude, I'm willing to call it the great. It's so good that I forgot to to call it a brawl. Someone did cry face. It's what I mean, dude, I'm going to I'm willing to call it the great. It's so good that I forgot to like pin it and send it to

Randy but uh it's the greatest cry face in sports history. Wow. Tom Wilson taught Canadians with fake crying. Is this is this it? Did he do it? Did he did he do the fist too? I'll see. Let's watch it. Here's the humiliating as a grown man seeing someone do that to you. That's tough. That is a tough, tough scene, man. We got a stack show today, David. We got a stack show.

Hey, tomorrow, Randy's much hyped, highly acclaimed game show. Why don't you tell us about it? Do you know it? A game show podcast that tests whether you know it or not will be on Patreon tomorrow. And what can you do on Patreon? You can subscribe. Maybe I'll just use your loud game show host jacket to keep my arms warm. I would suggest you just stop crying about it because it's like not that cold. Randy has hung up his game show host outfit for tomorrow. Is that on camera? No, but I can put it on camera. No, we don't need to see it. No one cares.

You know what? That's that's paywall. Yeah, that's paywall. You gotta pay to see that, bud. You can try Patreon free for one week. Just go on there and sign up. You're gonna stay. I promise you'll stick around. If you don't, fine. But whatever you should. You get access to the backlog of stuff too. So you can get you can try it. Fine. Um but that goes down every Friday it'll be in your inbox. More importantly though, you need to go subscribe

to our YouTube, youtube.com slash circling back. It's a visual show in my opinion. I think it is. Look, you can see, get to see my scrum diddlyumptious fit. It's very true. It is scrum diddlyumptious. Thank you.

Oh, hold on. It even has your initials on the sleeve. Yeah, this was a groomsman's gift. I was a groomsmen, a groomsman, if you will. And I got this nice polo with my my initials. It's typically a golf polo that used to be like purely white. Used to be white like, you know, Dylan's mirror,

but now it's a little bit sweated out, but still I'm rocking it. You still rocking it. You still rocking it? It's rocking with me, so I'm rocking with it, right? You know, watch my Apple Watch band. It's gotten too stinky. Like I enjoyed it for a little bit,

but it's become too pungent. It's time to- You're like the kid who like when he breaks his arm, he likes the smell of under the cast. Yeah. Yeah, I am. But it's gotten a little too funky and I need to... Okay, just be careful. I need to fill the bathroom sink with hot water

and some detergent and let it sit there for a little bit, I think. Oh, you should have like a YouTube channel. You could do like how tos, how to clean your watch band. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I will. I'll give a shout out to someone if I'm allowed to give a shout out. You're not the chicken strips guy.

It's the chicken strips guy. Shout out to the Packer Carson, who went to GMB Brewery, and he said that they were they were fine. Where is that? In Louisville? He said they are the most OK in Louisville. But I also had someone come on YouTube saying that this is big. It's a chain brewery.

It isn't just in Louisville. Everything to the west of Louisville has been closed, but there's one in like Atlanta, I think about that. There's there's a couple other ones, one in South Carolina. So you might be by one. You can try the chicken strips out for yourself. Atlanta, I think. How about that, man? There's a couple other ones, one in South Carolina. So you might be by one. You can try the chicken strips out for yourself. Those tendies were fire. I don't know what he's talking about. They're good tendies. They're not the best tendies you'll ever have, but they are good. They're really good if you just drove in from, where did we fly into? Cincinnati?

Yeah. Cincinnati, which famously is in Kentucky. Uh-huh. The airport at least. The airport. Yeah. Confusingly. Uh-huh. It was nice though, we didn't have to go to Ohio. He said- Yeah, still never been to Ohio. I thought I was, but took me a couple days

to figure out I'd never went. He said the tenders were about as okay as possible, so. Whatever. Pulling review. Maybe you just don't have a good palette, man. Your palette stinks. It doesn't bother me that that place is a chain. I don't mind chain tendies.

Why should that take away from my Tinder experience? It shouldn't. Why are you sitting like you have a broken neck? It shouldn't. It should affect my experience with the tendies. I don't know, that's a thumbnail though. That's all I'm saying. What's going on?

You look like one trap guy. Did y'all see Young Gravy brought out Davis Clark? I'm not familiar with Young Gravy's game. What? Who's Young Gravy? The hell? Oh, he's he is he that white rapper? Yeah. Okay. A white rapper. That's all I got. talking about Matthew Raymond, Horrie, who was born March 19th, 1996 in Rochester, Minnesota. He's a rapper too, SoundCloud rapper. But much more than that now.

Good for him. He brought out Davis. The kids like him. He kind of looks like, he kind of looks like Glenn Powell in some photos. Anyway, nobody knows who he is but us, but anyway. He also is known as Mr. Butter, Clancy Brett, Daddy Aioli, Young Gravity, and Lil Steamer Dylan, which actually used to be a nickname of yours in college. I don't think that's accurate, man. Yep. That's cool.

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Yeah, I love to talk about my week and had a pretty excellent weekend. Actually started Friday. Parks had a little buddy over. We hung out and took him to dinner, a little pine house action, played my Zah card, got the little little shits some pizza had a good time man what'd you go with just the dudes I do the pepperoni and basil but I add crumbled sausage okay it was good I don't know if I've

ever had their crumbled sauce sausage so right it's good okay it's good interesting I know you're looking for a little extra protein. Pinehouse has become my favorite tier two Austin pizza. Home slice number one. Home slice is number one. Yeah. But there are a few I haven't tried yet. I want to do pedrosas still. I haven't done that. Pedrosas is good. Is it still a trailer? Still a truck? I don't know. Actually. Do you think we got to do something about these mics so Dylan and I aren't playing this? Yeah. I don't know, actually. You think we gotta do something about these mics so Dylan and I aren't playing this? Yeah, I've been thinking about that. I know it's, I probably shouldn't bring this up right now

but I just caught Dylan and I playing this game where we're like, hey bud. It's like, dude, we need this bud. We're doing the show. It's a common problem with the mail-in as well. We'll figure it out. They are mobile, we can situate it this way. Yeah. Anyway, we want to make it YouTube friendly. By the way,

it's YouTube week. Hey, I did not know that. Yeah. Saturday. I mentioned it last week. I took parks to in lieu of the Texas football spring game which they have discontinued. They have a like a fan day and a team autographed day. Wait, they don't do a spring game at all. No. One of the one of several programs that has discontinued it. Is that because of Doge? It's not because of Doge. It's because public university. One of the reasons is potential injury by playing a full football game. The other one is portal related because it puts all their players on television and someone might have a great game and then they're dipping.

They're on the sideline with just a big old hooter in? Yeah. Exactly. What's wrong with that? I don't know. took parks to the team autograph situation. Gates opened at 12, 15. We got there at about 10, 40 to get in line. And we were about a third of the way, like we were like a third from the front. So like two thirds behind us, one third in front. Probably the best. You weren't the earliest, but you were by no means the latest.

We got there at a pretty decent time to get in there and get all the autographs we needed. That's tough as a dad because you bring your kid, a lot of times kids don't wanna wait in line. It was hot and it was muggy and Parks says, we got there and he was like, so what time did this thing start? I said 12, 15.

He goes, oh my God, I didn't know that dad. And I was like, well, I told you to be prepared to wait, buddy. How do you pass the time? Not much. They did have the NFL draft up on the big screen outside the stadium, so we got to watch some picks. Got to watch Shadour not get picked for a little while.

But he went and found some shade, and it was hot, and it was muggy, like I said. But he was overall a trooper about it. Kids, they'd be complaining. He, to his credit, he didn't complain. He was like, all right, well, we wanna wait. I was like, but we can leave if you want to. He goes, no, no, no, I wanna stay.

Were they selling cold beers? They were. Did you get you a cold beer? I didn't get a cold beer, no, I did not drink. But this thing was really poorly managed by the school, by the staff. We, we, they finally, the line starts moving. The line didn't start moving until like 12 45.

So we were there over two hours before the line even started to like trickle up and we're in there and we're inching our way forward. We finally get inside the gates of the stadium. We're like, all right, we, it's almost, it's, we're almost, you know, we're almost there. This woman staff member comes up, she goes, I'm gonna let you guys know,

autographs are cutting off at two o'clock sharp and there's a chance you might not get inside. We're like, wait, what? You're just now telling people this? We've been like, there are people who have been waiting in the sun for hours and you're just now telling us, and again, I'm a third of the way from the front and They're telling us this and

so She she walks back another 50 people and says alright I'm sorry guys you guys can't get in like with it There's not enough time for you all to you know meet the players. That is not a fun job Like can you not have told these people an hour earlier? Any pushback? I don't know. At this point, we were in I was not I was not with the group who got left outside the stadium, but I felt bad for

them. It was it was terribly wrong. We finally get there in this lines moving forward, we get inside the stadium, fields covered with people, players are lined up like along the bench at that, you you know long tables sign autographs whatever I realized that the line we're in is not connecting to like the autograph portion I look around to everyone around me I was like guys I'm pretty sure this line leads nowhere and they're like I think you're right and sure enough the players had already gotten up and they were like leaving

they were like walking inside to the locker room and I was like this is what's going on here. And so I like parks, come on buddy. And we just like, we just go, we cut every, we didn't really cut this line. Like I said, it was just a group of people at that point, just kind of gathered. They didn't know what was going on either. And so we just had and try to catch a few players who are walking in. We didn't get a single autograph.

He did see arch that was like his main, like motivator for being there. He wanted to just see arch and like say what's up to him. We did get to see arch from about 20 feet away because there were bees behind like, you know, this like, not barricade, but like you couldn't get back there. And he's like, Alright, well, it's like, Dad, I got to see arch. I'm happy about that. That's cool. track down a couple players who are out there. Nice stuff. Take pictures with well, he's like, dad, I got to see Art, I think I'm happy about that. That's cool. Track down a couple of players who are out there, nice to take pictures with Parks,

including like the biggest guy on the team, which I thought that wasn't gonna be funny. Take a look. What's that kid's name? Nick Brooks. Nick Brooks is a freshman tackle. He's 6'8", like 350, something like that. He's a big, big dude.

You find him? Hang on. Yes, hang on a sec Dude I'm not joking what I think this kid was arrested last night Are you being serious? I'm not not yeah, dude. What the hell? Hold on. Hold on. Just continue. This might have been last year No, it's 11 minutes ago No way. Hang on. Hang on. Is this real? I do I swear to God Ddub what sixth it's him Nick Nick Brooks O line do what he's a freshman

Yeah, a Ddub on 6th Street. He was driving on a Sunday night drunk, dude A D-Dub on 6th Street? He was driving on a Sunday night drunk? Dude, a member of 20. Yeah, I'm sorry. I Google him. It's the first thing that popped up. That is so weird. That's that's unfortunate. He looked at he is a huge kid. He's a large, large man. It's comeback season. Yeah. So Parks, like to his credit again, he was like, all right, dad, I had sort of a good time. And so it was overall a minor success, but they just terribly mismanaged that whole situation.

That's really disappointing. I know. That's an event for kids. It's an event for kids. We got there, like I said, plenty of time to wait in line and get a good spot, and it just wasn't even close to enough. So you still have fun.

Sunday, Parks had a baseball game. I'm going to talk more about that in a later segment. you still have fun Sunday. Uh had a baseball game. I'm going to talk more about that in a later segment but uh the little guy pitched for the first time he took the mound. He uh stepped up on the bump. He did parks on the bump is a later

segment which I will get into and now I I yield my time to you David. Tell us about your weekend. Yeah, I'm gonna give all my time to you, David. Tell us about your weekend. Yeah, I'm gonna let Randy close it down. But my weekend was capped off with a trip to one of my favorite restaurants in Austin, Congee. I believe they are, were they Michelin? Did they get a star or were they just like a recommended? It doesn't matter, it's a great spot.

It's one of my favorite restaurants in Austin. Yeah, it is, chef is from Guyana. I believe it's a Jamaican Caribbean infused. Fantastic. You don't get flavors like that anywhere else. It's very good. It went you'll probably want to know, would you order? Of course, I went with the jerk chicken. You are what you eat.

You know what I'm saying, Campbell? Also did the I did the bo chicken. You are what you eat. You know what I'm saying, Campbell? Uh also did the um I did the bore. I did the um the pepper pot bore which is always a little tough in the heat but it was good. The jerk chicken. The guy told

me get it now. It's about six and a half to a seven uh out of ten on heat. He's like as as it gets hotter, it get this gets the dish gets hotter. The it gets hotter, the dish gets hotter, the chicken gets hotter because of the peppers that we get, we get them fresh and the stress that's put upon them, he's like, it just naturally is a hotter dish. You walk into that restaurant and the scent of all the spices

just punch you in the face and it's like, I'm here. I love that place. Yeah, a lot of cinnamon, a lot of other ones, stuff I haven't even heard of at exactly one red stripe. It was very delightful. So if I seem a little off today, it's because I did have one beer last night. Saturday was a big day. Kicked off a little tea ball. Had a good practice, a good little scrimmage. Went straight from tea ball to the coach's son's birthday party at Meanwhile Brewing. That's the spot. All the kids do the parties.

to a coach's son's birthday party at meanwhile brewing. That's the spot. All the kids do the parties. Um, I had a Colch iced tea blend. It was, uh, they call it a four. So they mix a Colch lager, I reckon with a little iced tea. Normally not something I would try cause I'm pretty basic when it comes to beers. Just give me a cold beer. You're a basic bitch.

Yeah. Basic beer, bitch. Uh, but he was getting it and he's like, dude, try one. So I did. And it was really good. I had two of them. Interesting about that. From there, went home, mowed the lawn.

Okay. From there, uh, stood out in my front yard with my neighbors as the kids played and, uh, just drank some red stripe. We went real, uh, king of the hill style. It was nice. So how many red stripes did you have this weekend? Uh, in total? Six.

From Friday to Sunday. Yeah. Spread them out. Yeah. American flag over here. Yeah. Hooray beer. Red stripes, sneaky, hard to find. Is it?

You have to go to total, I have to go to total one. None of my gas stations or grocery stores carry it. Other than that man Watch my stars take a little shellacking out Denver way, it's okay Bounce back back in Dallas tonight. Let's get this thing on track. What's a lot of ball? What's a lot of draft? Followed a lot of draft on Twitter, which will we may talk about well definitely talked about on too much dip recording later today, but all in all, very, very fun weekend. Randy, what about you?

Thanks for asking, Dave. American flag has seven red stripes, not six. I'm gonna do that before someone corrects me. Friday did nothing, just play video games. It was great. Saturday, I had myself a lovely Saturday. Like I said, I did a bike ride. And with these bike rides, I did a bike ride. And I with

these bike rides, I like to have a destination to go to, and then just get lost along the way, you know, journey before destination, David, and on my way, Sunset Valley by our area was having a little art fest. And I just stopped in and went there, they had some band that was playing that just some old dudes just absolutely killing it. It was very kid friendly, you should you should definitely go next year., they had some band that was playing that just some old dudes just absolutely killing it. It was very kid friendly, you should you should definitely go next year. Like they had these like bikes that were like butterflies. They had

this big armadillo guy that was like a bicycle thing. It's pretty cool. It's just all local like art vendors. They had an area set up for the kids with a bunch of wood and hammers and nails and it was like a build like you just would build stuff. It was really weird. It's important to support local art. It is. But so that was pretty cool. And then I because I was going to awesome beer garden because I was out of early bird

CBD because someone around here refuses to get us some more. And it was just awesome pets alive was doing a little adoption thing there. And if I was in the market for a dog, there was this puppy this all black German Shepherd, I would have gotten it. But not a market for a dog. Yeah. You got to lock down your PP puppy or whatever you've got going on at home. Don't you have a PP issue going on? Yeah. It's not my dog. Not yours. It's a dog. Yeah. But you got to live with that for you know, you know, don't have to worry about that in a couple months.

I did confirm that Brooks was your correct. What the hell? Yeah, dude. He met you wanted to impress. I know I said you're doing Yes, in the picture in the in the group the other day. And then I guess he went out that night. Yeah, I felt bad. I was like, what? It was Sunday morning. He was arrested. So he went out Saturday night and Idiot kids, man. I saw he's from Georgia. He is I don't know. What does that have to do with anything? Well, you know, they've

Well, they're a lot of their players. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah. So anyways. It's a cheap one, but look, it's a thing at this point. So Saturday was just a nice long bike ride, just doing stuff, went to like bookstore and all that. It was just great, just getting lost in Austin.

And then Sunday was the day I went, I did go to Perla's crawfish boil. And I can say that that was probably the least spicy crawfish I've ever had. There was like no spices in it. It's kind of long. Yeah, but it was good and the band was great. I did have the purple drink, which just tasted like sugar and alcohol. So yeah, right up my alley. Gotta have one. Did it melt on you? Did you drink it before? I drank the majority of it before it melted, but then it did start to melt. Good band. And then $5 margarita set you in. Zydeco. Zydeco is always a game changer. Then I went to a candy shop on South Congress and got some candy.

Zydeco. Music Fox, man. I love Zydeco. Oh yeah. It just puts you in the best mood. You know I was in a Zydeco band for a time. Yeah you played the accordion didn't you? No I played the vest. The vest with the yeah.

Yeah I played that was that guy. Oh, that guy was killing it. The Zydeco vest. I don't know what they're calling with. Those are sick. I would always go into the crowd and let people like scrape my chest. It's a good time. God, those are fun years. Your stuff's still on YouTube. You go check it out. Yeah, but that's about it. It was a good weekend. It was a really good weekend. You know, you work for weekends like that. Okay.

Very cool. You went full Austin guy. I did. And you don't sound terrible. Sounds like you paced yourself. Well, I only drank it Sunday morning. I had a couple beers and just one thing. I didn't get too fucked up. Okay, good. You know, man, one thing I can tell you, I can make one guarantee,

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Uh, I started seeing a lot of discourse on um What might happen in the event of a gorilla, one single gorilla taking on, oh, I don't know, 100 dudes, dedicated dudes, dedicated dudes. The tweet comes to us from, man, this thing has been viewed millions of times uh pulling the tweet up from at dream chasin mike he's out there trying to get that dream man he says i think 100 blanks could be one gorilla everybody just got to be dedicated to the shit smiley cry face emoji cry face emoji uh the blank is a slang term that uh we won't be using here this is a the best of black Twitter black Twitter has gotten a hold of this and they're running with it and it is we were laughing our asses off all morning I want everybody who has Twitter to do something I know I know you may not like

Twitter anymore I get that it's mostly bad go to the search bar just type in gorilla and just scroll down. You will have, you will have the most fun you've had in a long time. Just looking at the responses and the quote tweets to this. Um, so let's just talk like the hypothetical. Okay. Now these are dedicated, a hundred dedicated dedicated to the shit. You got these people are dedicated to the shit.

Yeah. And we're assuming bare handed. Of course. No, it's a gorilla. Yeah. Um. Oh, they're still going. So, 100100 dudes. Can I plug my my show? I'm going to be at the Comedy Store. Uh next Wednesday, I I'm gonna be at the mothership in Austin doing the bottom of the barrel show next Tuesday. That's a good gig. So next week. Yeah. Thank you guys for

coming out. I'm assuming silverback. It's a silverback. It's gotta be a silverback gorilla which are very very strong animals. Do you want to know some fun facts about the silverback gorilla? Yes. Factors contributing to gorilla strength, high testosterone levels. Silverback gorillas have significantly higher teeth than humans, which promotes multi muscle growth and overall strength. Okay. Checks out right muscle fiber type. They possess a higher proportion of fast twitch muscle fibers.

So just fast twitch. I didn't know they were twitched up, dude. You know, they were that twitchy. Girls have a large muscular build and robust skeletons built for strength and power. They rely heavily on their arms for movement for their developing their strength and power and they lack myostatin. Unlike humans, girls don't have myostatin, a protein that limits muscle growth and

allows them to achieve greater muscle mass. That's pretty sick. What position in football would a silverback gorilla play? He's on the line, but which line, which position? Put him on a left tackle. I'm popping him out of tackle. Defensive line. Put him at defensive tackle,

just anchor in the middle of that line. Yeah. What are you gonna do? Not only is he getting in the quarterback up the middle, but you can't, you're not running on him. Dude, do you just line him up full back? Like who's bringing him down? That's true.

You have to be pretty dedicated. You have to have like at least a hundred dedicated dudes. Tail back, tail back or defensive tackle, I think. What if he, imagine you pull the guard and he's just out lead blocking. Oh yeah. You say you're a cornerback, you're 170 pound cornerback and you see the you see the silver back just pulled. Do you think it has a stamina to play both ways?

That's a question. Travis Hunter style. I don't know because stamina is a big a big player in this. I'm stacked up against 100 dudes. I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm

going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm

going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm

going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm

going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I surround him and do like, start with like 15 on one. This, but this guy said, the first 15 getting slept expeditiously. Yeah, 100%. Yeah.

There's gonna be some casualties. This guy said, first guy gonna get ripped apart, his stomach meat on the floor, everyone gonna start screaming and run. His stomach meat. Somebody said, somebody said, if you're not ready to die, don't sign up. I mean, that's a great, yeah, that's it. This is a lot like, you know, you watch the old, uh, how they used to do, uh, warfare back in the

day where like the guys in the front, it's like, oh man, you guys are definitely not making it. Oh yeah. The one they were just walked towards each other. Yeah. There's gotta be a, how did you draw this straw? It's the same with the gorilla. Like first five, like first, first dude's getting picked up and swung around and used

as like a battering ram. Like his body will be used as a weapon. Here's the ripped apart and used like his femur. Here's a gif of a guy like kind of praying and crying at the same time. And the caption is, when the gorilla head butts the brain cells out of guide 92 and I'm up next.

Butts the brain cells out of them. There's a lot of the quote tweets is videos of the gorilla going to the club after smoking a hundred dumb MFers. The gorilla's just celebrate. So this gorilla is not only just looking to survive, like he's actively boasting for his feet, his accomplishment.

Yeah. I wanna be in the last wave of guys, obviously. Hopefully the gorilla is a little tired at that point, covered in brain cells and stomach meat from the other guys. Yeah, yeah, the stomach meats everywhere. This is so freaking funny. Yeah, I really feel like you're gonna demoralize,

just like the first five minutes, you're gonna lose guys who just bail after seeing what goes on. So a hundred is gonna turn into 75 real quick. So these are dedicated guys. You have to remember that, you know. I think what you see your buddy's like leg ripped off and like he's just like beating over the head with his leg.

And I think there's a little bit, I know gorillas are not the same as chimps, but someone's pee-pees getting ripped off, right? Yeah, there's a, here's another one. There's a picture of a guy just kind of staring there like this being like quiet and stoic and it said guys 17 watching the gorilla use guy number 62's femur as a weapon I wonder guys could take a silverback gorilla but you gotta plant you gotta plant it out yeah you gotta all be on the same page yeah you gotta plant you gotta plant it out. Yeah you gotta all be on the same page. Yeah you gotta just swing them. But how are you okay let's assume because it's a fair fight like you're not weaponed up right? Right. I say a fair fight. I mean weapons one gun even spears like

sure like ancient humans used to take out wooly mammoths. Okay. So yeah, yeah, this is no weapon. No, no weapon. No more. Okay. So how are you actually, is somebody going to, someone's going to have to do the act of choking out the gorilla, right? Do you know how thick their necks are? I don't think you can choke out a gorilla. How many punches does it take from a human hand to like knock out a gorilla? You're going to break your hand. That skull has got to be different. So how are you actually, I know, I'm not saying it can't be dumb, I'm just curious like how is this thing going out? I think I saw one where they're like all huddled up and it was like all right if you 20 take this arm you 20 take that arm you 20 take these legs and then the other 20 just stop out of his face I think we

got this. There's a video of uh Drusky who's pointing at his chest going like me? Yeah I lost all that too. And the captain is when all 100 of us line up and the gorilla make eye contact with eye contact with me first. The cool videos have been my favorite part of these too. This is incredible. That's like the feeling when you're at a comedy club and you're like sitting in the first few rows and the comedian like makes like locks eyes with you and you're like, Oh fuck. Hey, you guys have a date? Oh, he got me. Yeah. Oh, why is there a SpongeBob like tie into every like internet thing that goes viral? Like Twitter loves SpongeBob memes.

One of the more than any other group. I really freaking love it. It's honestly one of my biggest, uh, blind spots is that I never never I was just a little too old for spongebob So now I just have to like secondhand like vicariously laugh at him like yeah, I don't really know the context here But I know it's working. Is this meme is working here Yeah, there's a I'm looking for like a Nico Harrison like at the game when he knows they keep showing him Where he's got that face or it's just like oh fuck I need that one out there that's perfect for this see this is the best of Twitter this is like this is why

this is why you keep checking Twitter this is shades of old Twitter for me this is moth not my there this is moth me there not the political bullshit that we see so much of now this is like this is what Twitter is best for right here. It's so good, man. Do you do the move? I saw someone contemplating, if you saw the video of the dog fight at the dog park and the guy walks up and just shaves his thumb

up the dog's butt and the dog like releases the dog it was attacking. Apparently that works. I've heard of it working. Our friend Colin, Hot, has done that. Uh, he broke up a dog fight. He told me this one time. Yeah.

Is that right? Yeah. I hope I'm not tail out of school, but, um, who gets that job slipping a digit into the gorilla who's, yeah. Who's, who's, who's sliding one of the gorilla. It's not going to be me. Cause here's the thing he turns around. He turns right.

Like he just snatched your head off the body. Like you're going to get it. You're going to get it. Like you're not going to get a swift death. That's going to be like, okay. I feel like he squeezes those glutes and you're stuck. Your hand is stuck. He rips your hand off with his with his colon.

Classic gorilla finger trap. Gorillas are estimated four to ten times stronger than a human man okay okay but are they dedicated yeah well this one says a silverback is stronger than 20 adult humans combined okay so we're getting we're getting mixed do the math there mixed information we still have what five five times the amount of power then. So I think I have- Yeah, but you can't all attack him at once.

You can't get a hundred guys on there at once. Back in the pile. Like you can maybe do like seven at once. Yeah, there's a point of diminishing returns at some point, right? Yeah. Where like- You're just tripping over each other trying to get- You run in, you got this plan and like Gary, Gary like actually bumps into you

and next thing you know, dude, we had like this whole thing going and now the gorilla is like just stomping my head in. He's beating my brains in. You know, Mike is volunteering for the front lines here. I mean, Mike's back's not getting taken. I think it is. That much we know. I took Micah's back in the Grand Ex office one day. Just to show him that it could be done. Yeah, he did. I did? It can't be done, Randy. I took, yeah, he didn't know I was coming,

but I got him. What if instead of fighting this gorilla, what if like, I don't know, you say, look, we're face to face. I'm not going to hand you a freaking packet. Yeah, exactly. Let's just look. What if I just touch your freaking heart? You don't touch his heart and get him to calm down. Like we don't have to do this. No, we don't have to do this. That's how I distract. A lot of people are going to die. I touch his heart and he's like, we have a a moment and then like 99 dedicated dudes go get

them. How many people would actually die if this were to happen? 100 just average like just pluck random guys out of a crowd you know. So it's not it's not the best of the best. It's just your everyday Joe Schmo. Are they ready? Are they training for this? They're not assuming they're just not dedicated? No it's just a random draw. Oh, then that's a bloodbath. I think you're losing at least 60% of your force. You think he's gonna kill 60 men. Yeah, cause dude, most random dudes don't, and they're not ready for this.

A lot of guys are gonna like freak out. I was thinking like 14 deaths, and then a lot of just maiming. A lot of maiming. A lot of broken bones and concussions and blood, but like 14 lives are lost. You know at one point he's gonna grab two different guys by the skull and just bash them together.

Yeah, that would be sick. That's like, I don't really wanna see gore, but that is the one I wanna see. I wanna see two guys head slammed together like coconuts. Like the mountain. Yeah. In Game of Thrones. Yeah, I wanna see a head pop.

I wanna see a head pop. I want to see a head pop. I don't want to see a head pop, man. Not IRL. Yeah, that might be one, even if I was dedicated after I saw that one. I might bounce. I think people are underestimating that the gorilla's dedicated itself.

Yeah, it's life and death. They stay dedicated. They've escaped from cages by bending the iron bars Is that fact so it says here on wild gorilla safaris Let's say that sounds like a good be seen videos of people on safaris and they're like stomping through the jungle and then a gorilla will walk up to him and they just The purpose you're supposed to like cower right like kind of does not look at it Don't I don't I think you're not supposed to make eye contact and you just sit still and just hopefully it'll just pass by you

Decide not to not to engage in combat I don't know how this has ever been tested, but it says this is from Gorillas Kabira gorilla safaris gorilla strength everything you need to know but it says this is from Cabira Gorilla Safaris, gorilla strength, everything you need to know. You ever wondered? It says a silverback gorilla can lift 4,000 pounds on a bench press. Oh my God.

Okay, how do we know? There's no way. How do we know? 4,000 pound bench press? It says a gorilla can weigh up to 860 pounds. It's the largest of, it's the largest primate. Yeah, I've seen people weigh that much too, sadly. Looks like the world record is 885 pounds.

For a bench? Yeah. There's a human being that can bench 885 pounds. This is saying 1,400, so I don't know. Look into it more, but still. 4,000 pound. They're cheating. They're bouncing off their chest. It wasn't a good lift in my opinion.

Just he's at the NFL combine, just putting up numbers. Everyone's gathered around like, holy shit. He just reps 225, 195 times. So that's what I'm curious. So I'm curious. What I want to know about the muscle endurance. Yeah. Okay.

That's crazy, man. Yeah. Okay. That's crazy, man. Yeah, if you're bored today, just go type in gorillas and just scroll down and just have yourself a nice little lunch break. Yeah. Oh man. All right. Let's talk ball.

Let's talk ball. So I mentioned earlier the pitch, Park's got the pitch for the first time. So he's been he was really averse to pitching for a while because it's like you know a lot of pressure and everyone's watching and you know he's he has an okay he has a decent arm. He really does have a decent arm when he when he wants to use it. So I'm like dude you can pitch man like if you want to practice like he's like no I don't want to

pitch and finally this season because he's gotten like I, like, he's like, no, I don't want to pitch. And finally this season, because he's gotten, like I've talked about, he's gotten some confidence playing ball, hitting the ball really well, making a few plays out in the field. He's like, all right, dad, I want to, I want to try to pitch. So we've been practicing pitching for several weeks now. Probably since the start of the season, he's been just kind of tooling with the idea, get him on the mound and pretty inconsistent, you know, not really throwing strikes and he's just gotten better and better and better. And we practiced a couple of times last week and he was throwing, you know, about

80% around the strike zone. I'm like, dude, if you want to pitch, like I'll talk to the coach. He's like, all right, dad, I want to pitch. And so that was two games ago. I was like, all right, bud, if you want to pitch, I'll, I'll, I want to pitch. And so that was two games ago. I was like, all right, bud, if you want to pitch, I'll put the word in. So I told his coach, he's throwing some strikes with me if you want to try him.

He's like, all right, all right. Last game was not a good game. They got, two games ago, I should say, they got beat pretty good. And so it just wasn't a good time to throw them out there. So they had a game Sunday and they played really well. They were up big. Out of reach. There's a four run limit each inning. So at the end of the game, even like the screen, the picture I posted on my Instagram at D chivalry, you can see the score. They were

up 12 to two, I think, in that frame. So, by the way, he also went two for two. Oh, he got two hits and scored a run. He had a hell of a game. But they put him out there, man. I saw him warming up. Okay, before the game, he said, Dad, let the coach know that I want to pitch. He said I promise I will. So at the middle of the first inning I walked up to his coach I was like hey man just throwing this out there like Parks he wants to pitch he's been throwing strikes with me if there's an opportunity he would love to do it. I said alright appreciate it and sure enough the last inning he went out there and man he did okay like he did okay. Like he did okay. He wasn't throwing gas, you know, but he walked a couple of batters.

He threw some wild pitches, but he struck two guys out. Nice. Struck two guys out and forgot how the last out was made. Someone hit it like a weak ground ball that we got out. He gave up two runs, walked two guys, some wild pitches. He he didn't cover home plate when he was supposed to on a on a pass ball. I got onto him with like, but as a buddy, you gotta you gotta cover home plate on a pass ball. He's yeah. Ricky Mistake. Yeah, yeah, dad. He gave me like a head nod. I got

it. I got it. Do another wild pitch and in covered home plate. The guy scored unfortunately, but that and those are the two runs. It was on two wild pitches, pass balls, whatever. He threw some strikes, man, and he got a couple strikeouts and he was obviously very, very pleased with himself. And so confident parks on the baseball field is we're rolling, man. He's he's playing with a ton of confidence. I couldn't be prouder of the kid. It's been so much fun to see his development.

Like this is the season that he's like taking that step for being like, you know, just a little kid out there just kicking the ball around to like actually playing well. That's great. So fucking fun to watch. Yeah, I haven't pulled disclosure. Haven't had chance to review the tape but I will. I do know talk to him a little bit after the game. He did have

that knuckle curve that I showed him going. Yeah, which is that's supposed to be his put out pitch, right? Yeah. It's just a matter of giving him the confidence to throw it because that's a pitch that can get away from you. Dude, yesterday we were we were hanging out and this was the day after. No, it was. Um, I'm sorry, this was before the game. He was talking because he knew there was a chance to be pitching that day.

And we were, he was just asking me about different pitches that, you know, that, you know, big leaguers throw. And I was like, yeah, but you got, you know, slider kind of breaks like this curve ball supposed to break like that. And I was, he was like, and he was like, ask me how to hold the ball. Like, I'll show you this stuff, but you know, you know, slider kind of breaks like this. Kurt ball supposed to break like that. And I was, he was like, and he was like, ask me how to hold the ball. Like, I'll show you this stuff, but you're not supposed to throw any junk yet, buddy.

Just so you know, like we're just doing fast balls. We don't want to put that strain on your arm. Like, and he's got a, you know, a long way to go anyway, if you were to start throwing stuff in a game, but he's, he's interested in it, man. He's like, he wants to, he's taking it all in and he was, just, yeah, it's, it it's been it's been so fun with that flow he's out there looking like Mitch Kramer. Yeah they're saying uh 10 linsacome. Yeah

yeah he does yeah that flow's the flow's great coming out of that hat. We got some videos too of him pitching I might put one up on the story later today but man he's uh he's having so much fun and uh because of that I'm having so much fun watching him do it. So it's it's been a wild ride. That's great. I know man. I love it. It's so much. I love his games like they're so fun for me. Yeah, you can control issues. You can it's easy. It's just it's just getting reps in it's just dude. That's nice of the coach put him in like a low

level position. No no stress position. The game was already out of reach for the other team. Yeah, you give up a couple runs. No big deal. You did your job. Do some strikes. So, I mean, I don't know if you're gonna do like a whole lot of pitching moving forward because they got some decent pitchers on the team but if there's some mop up duty or the game, they're maybe they're getting their, you know, shit kicked in again. One of the games. Need a long man? Throw him out there. Just, you know, let him have some fun one of the games. Throw him out there. Need a long man? Throw him out there, just let him have some fun. That's great. Love it, man, it was awesome.

Awesome. Did he indicate if he liked that more than being in the field? Yeah, I mean, yeah. I was like, dude, before when he was, I told you a verse to pitching, I was like, it's so much fun. Like pitching is so much fun because you get the ball

every single play. You know, it's like people watching you, you control the flow of the game. And he's like, all right. So, and he's after he pitched, I was like, was that fun? He goes, yeah, that was a lot of fun. So he's into it, man. I just, I remember when I, in my limited outings,

just kind of, because at that age, being on the field, out in the field is pretty boring. You don't get a ton, there's a couple of positions to get action. This season, the kids are hitting the ball much more than like previous season, because he was in coach pitch before this, and then there's not much action.

The kids aren't strong enough to like hit the ball to the outfield even so they just it's just like ground balls to the pitcher in the second baseman and it's like you know, there's not a whole lot of action they're fine. It's finally they're finally hitting the ball to outfield now and that kind of stuff and so they are getting more action out there but yeah, I mean it's it's still little league they kick the ball and Um so they are getting more action out there but yeah, I mean it's it's still little

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circling back but I saw the person who tweeted this getting roasted. It's a poll It's a Twitter poll from an account. I'm not familiar with looks like an anonymous account. Randy keep toss it up there this is going to this is a before and after of a guy who did a little working out and Looks great got shredded got shredded and then The only way I can describe it is I would say a part of Twitter, maybe incel Twitter got really mad at the poll results when they found out that

females like the females at least on Twitter not a scientific poll prefer the before to the after and it spawned it spawned a lot of debate on the timeline. Yeah, the before picture, he's actually in pretty good shape. He looks like a guy who lifts. Like he's a little soft in the midsection, but he clearly is, yeah, he clearly works out and he's taking it from a gym, but he clearly works out. I wouldn't even call that a dad bod.

It's just like, that's a guy who works out and like- Eats fast food a couple of times a week. He still drinks drinks beer. Guy on the right is like, you know, he's eating a baked chicken and broccoli and working out a lot. Yeah, the tweet, the poll it's put up from at Costello William. It says in the first reply to this poll, there's a picture of this guy's name is Ollie Mears before and after a 12-week gym transformation do you think he looks better before or after are you male or female so male 24 percent of males prefer the before pic well that that percentage isn't accurate

because this this is like includes all all four of the options so help me out oh yeah the four thousand nine hundred and twenty votes 24 percent so yeah that like includes all four of the options. So help me out. Oh yeah. The 4920 votes, 24% of the male that preferred before. More males voted in this poll than females did. But male, the after pick, it basically doubles up the before. Okay, so more men like the after, the shredded dude. And many more female prefer the before pick. Yeah, like five after the shredded dude. And, uh, many more female prefer the before pick. Yeah.

Like five, five times the female females like the before picked in the after pick a lot of ladies chiming in kind of being like, yeah, I don't know why men think we want somebody who has 0% potty fat. Like this is like the truth of it. Um, this didn't really shock me. I don't think, I don't know that that that's kind of shredded on the right. That's probably nice to get like for your own personal, you feel like, Oh, look, I did a thing.

I I'm shredded. I've I've very limited body fat. I'm training for something, but it's just not sustainable. I wouldn't want to be with somebody who's that shredded. That would be. Cause a, that lifestyle is like, they're going to be eating chicken and broccoli and rice for every meal, right? And I'm sure there's part of that and then the dude on the left just looks stronger. Honestly old before it looks like the kind of dude who's gonna I Don't know help you. He's gonna be a dedicated guy

He's gonna be one of your 99 brothers out there trying to take down a gorilla I saw some comments saying like the guy on the right looks like he's really vain compared to the guy on the left and I think that has something to do with it too. Guy on the left is Chris Pratt. Guy on the right is, I don't know, he's kind of got a Walton Goggins. Walton Goggins, yeah. Walton Goggins abs. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, man. Does this make you rethink your your lifting strategy? No, no, I don't think so. I'm never going to be like that lean. Yeah, I think I've accepted that as well. Like, I would like to lose more, you know, fat, but I don't think I'll ever get like as ripped up as that.

Like the course of wanting to when I was like a teenager and young 20s, but I'm pretty, you know, comfortable with my body when you see a guy like that it's like I how much fun is this guy to hang out with oh yeah can we go get beers together probably not so this guy said the guy on the left looks built from your like he's built from yard work sugar cookies and proper meals made with love well the guy on the right looks like he's made out of lean chicken breasts creatine supplements and a variety of routine intramuscular injections. Yeah, it's it's people like that just don't seem fun.

I will say Barrett's almost that shredded and Barrett Barrett is pretty fun. Dude, I think you know Barrett. I don't know what his routine is weekly. I don't know what he eats or how often he works out. I think he's like naturally just a shredded dude. I mean, surely it's not all natural. He has to, you know, exercise. He probably has a higher metabolism than most-

Absolutely, oh absolutely. There are people like that who just like don't, like our friend Mitchell, he's like that. I mean, he used to be in better shape than he's in now, but the dude is just always lean no matter what. This guy said, "'The guy on the left could survive a famine, "'an infection, or a long hunting trip,

"'or a war raid without food. "'The cut guy on the right is very vulnerable "'to resource shortages. "'Women evolved to understand "'which male body type survived better. You think that's overthinking it? Yeah, I do. Yeah, I think women who vote in this poll

are like, I could be with the guy on the left, I couldn't be with the guy on the right for numerous reasons. Do you think you could survive a famine or an infection or a long hunting trip or a war raid? No. None of them? I'm not built for that. You don't think so?

All right, you pull up to the park. Famine? They're doing their fight. They got the gorilla down at Peace Park. Let's say they're doing it at Peace Park. Okay. Right after Eeyore's birthday? Yeah, right after it.

They cleaned it up and everything. And you see this dude, you're like, we're short of man. Somebody no-showed. Got a no-call no-show. And you see these two, you're like, we're short of man, somebody no-show, got a no-call no-show and you see these two guys, which one you taking? Got him on the left. You gotta take the guy on the left, right?

Because he's like, he just looks like a more manly man. Does that suck to like do all this hard work and then like just Twitter, like 250 million people people saw this tweet. Did he ask for this poll to be distributed to everybody? I don't know. I don't think so. He took the pictures.

He's a singer songwriter. He put the pictures out there. He's an English singer songwriter. He rose to prominence after participating on the sixth series of the television talent show, The X Factor in 2009, where he finished his runner up. Really? He's 40 years old.

So he's got pipes too. He's got pipes. Okay. Why did his calves shrink to like half the size? I don't know, man. I'm kind of, the dad legs on the left, that's. His legs on the left look much better. Those are kind of go to, yeah.

Sure, it might also be an optical illusion. Yeah, it could be. Because you're seeing more of his thighs and the right one and just comparatively. Yeah, he's got that pee pee out to a little bit. And also also. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And you see he's got the he's got the Randy going. We also a very small legged guy thing. Ross Boland said this is wearing the long socks to make your calves look bigger.

So that's also another thing on the left that are making this calves look bigger. Oh, that's a good point. Yeah. That's a real good point. I still, I wear the long socks. I feel like it doesn't do much for my calves either way. I only wear them because Emerada said that men's ankles are disgusting.

So yeah. You gotta do what Emerada says. I take my cues from her as well. I mix it up. I go no shows and I go crew. I got crews on today. You got the crews on? I do.

Oh, hell with the crews.? I do. Oh, yeah. With the crews. That's right. Hey, if you're out in Spain, you're out around Spain way. Portugal. Hope you can hear this. Hope your power's back on. What happened out there?

I don't know. I saw it this morning. I don't know. What's the, it feels like a little cyber attack action. You guys have got a generator? We need a sponsor. We need like a home generator sponsor just so we can all get generators. I live in an apartment. You could still use a

generator. I could. I would love to have a generator. I love to have a house. And this economy though Dylan, I don't think that's happening. I hear you bud. Wasn't that funny? Fun shell. I'm gonna run it back. Any parting thoughts? Anything we didn't that funny? Fun shell. I'm going to run it back. Any parting thoughts? Anything we didn't get to? I don't think so, man.

That was a good show. That was a good show. I thought so anyway. We'll see how the Reddit people feel about it. Just kidding. I feel bad. I feel bad. I was all ready to look at this Nick Brooks kid and talk about his high school football

career. Dude, I know. And I was like, I was all ready to look at this Nick Brooks kid and like talk about his high school. Dude, I know and I was like, we got **** arrested. He met my son and decided to get into one that night. Nobody was hurt. Hopefully, he learns from it. Hopefully, he doesn't. I mean, I assume it that size. He

is a a big part of the future of the program. It'll be dealt with in house and the good thing that's gonna happen during the season but he'll he'll probably stay after do some gassers for a few up downs yeah

yeah for sure you know he's gonna pay for it but uh yeah don't don't drink and drive he was so put off with how the the university handled that day he just went yeah had a few don't drink and drive especially after meeting my son agree yeah that's that's the story here i would never i would never drink and drive let's run it back of course as a segment during what we talked about what we already talked about Rainey gave his mom Dylan's sorority girl sweatshare. Mm-hmm Parks met and took a picture with UT football player Nick Brooks Saturday And he would later go out drinking and get a DWI not Parks the football player did that I wanted to clarify Dave would wear the Zydeco vest and go into the crowd

to let people scrape his chest. Silverback Gorillas can bench press 4,000 pounds. Dave is teaching Parks how to throw a knuckleball. And finally, Olly Murs got the rainy peepee thing going. Happens. And that concludes. You understand what we're talking about? What do you mean?

Dick print. Whoa, Detective Print, huh? I think you know what we're talking about running back. Can we mean Dick Prent? Well, oh, Detective Prent, I think you know what we're talking about. Hey, that's a fun show. That's a fun show. And we got a kid over here. All right. We will. We'll see tomorrow for the game show. Go if you're new, if you're thinking about it, just go get you a free trial.

Patreon, stick around. Go opto tier. Have a lot of fun. A lot of pods to listen to. It should be a fun one. We got we got Will producing, which means that's Brett, Dylan and Davey. So we'll see how this goes.

Will's got last? Will got last. What? Yeah. It's a big one too. You could take the lead for all time wins. Okay. Tune in. Bye bye. Bye. Thanks for watching guys!