Circling Back - Partying On The Internet & Disc Golfing at the Masters

Episode Date: April 7, 2021

Podcast Week rolls on with a major announcement from Washed Media: We've officially added Internet Party to the Washed Media network. We also discuss whether or not Dan Regester redeemed himself from an old/infamous Grandex video, why Bryson Dechambeau was caught disc golfing in Augusta, This Weekend in Fun, and so much more. Contribute to our campaign to benefit the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society: pages.lls.org/mwoy/ctx/austin21/wmedia Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (13:20) Welcome To Washed Media, Internet Party (30:28) Redemption For Dan Regester? (44:01) Why is Bryson disc golfing at Augusta? (58:34) This Weekend in Fun (1:03:02) Brett’s Breaking News Support This Episode’s Sponsors Away: www.awaytravel.com/steam (100-day trial) Raycon: www.buyraycon.com/steam (15% off!) Keeps: www.keeps.com/steam (first month free!) Vizzy: www.vizzhardseltzer.com/washed --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard seltzer the only hard seltzer with vitamin C and superfruit acerola. My name's Will DeFries to my right, David Ruff. Guess I'll just get out in front of it. So, hashtag Mr. Perfectly Fine is trending. And I just, before you go clicking it, think it's going to be like something about me. It's not. Turns out it's a Taylor Swift song.

And she's blessed the Swifties with a previously unreleased song called Mr. Perfectly Fine. It's the latest hit to be included in the re-recorded album fearless taylor's version wow i really thought that was about you no it's not thanks for clarifying that's why i said it you know that account saved you a click i saved you a click you saved me a click thank you i'll save you a click they call it previously unreleased like just call new i don't know they had a word count that a threshold they had to hit yeah it's like just i don't it's not previously unreleased like it's just a blatantly new song like you might have written it a long time ago but now you're releasing it's like a car that uh instead of used they call it previously owned to make it sound like it's you know it's not used as it sounds dirty my eyes it's yeah it's like come, we know what you're doing here. Wasn't her last album, not Evermore, but the one after that,

didn't someone just determine it was songs that weren't good enough to make the original album? Okay, first of all, Dave, folklore was before Evermore. Dave, you're right. Right. But second of all. You're right about what you're saying. And second of all, no, there are some absolute heaters on Evermore.

Folklore is a better album top to bottom. Which one came first again? Big Facts. According to her, she's like, oh, I just couldn't stop writing. I just wrote another album. But really, it's like you had all these extra songs that didn't make the first round. You guys sound like just uncultured swines right now. I'm disgusted by you.

We have a seven-foot backer. Optimized backer. Dude, we don't dox people here, Dylan. That's not doxing. I'm not releasing the young man's name. Seven feet tall, are you kidding? I know, but if he's at a meetup, everyone's going to know exactly who you're talking about.

Okay, he gets stares everywhere he goes anyway, just for being seven feet tall. He must feel like a freak on a leash. Is he on a leash? Isn't there some stat that says that, like, 13% of all seven-footers are professional basketball players? I have no clue. I've never seen that stat.

I have. I'm unfamiliar with this stat as well. Because there aren't many of them around. Think about it. Think about it. Are you thinking? You said Parks is getting some height lately. Do you think he's going to reach the 7-foot threshold at any point?

I don't believe so. What height do you want him to get to? What's the ideal height? You don't care. What's the ideal height? I want him to be healthy and happy. Rephrase. What's the perfect height? For a male. Not talking about your son. Just in general. What's the perfect height?

If I could choose my height, I would be 6'3". How tall are you now? 6'1". Two inches. I think 6'3 is a very... It's such a stupid answer. Because it's not like so tall. Like, oh, that guy's fucking tall.

It's like, oh, that dude's a good height. Obviously, the answer is 6'2". 6'2 is a great height. Yeah, it's awesome. Look, I'm happy with 6'1". There are people out there saying that you're 6' straight up. No one's saying that. You're floating with 6'1".

There's a Reddit thread that literally just started, and it's like Dylan just said he's 6'2". I'm legit, to be fair, I'm probably like 6'7". Wow. That's just me being totally honest. Obviously, I'm going to say 6'1". I've been very upfront and honest about my height. On a good day, can I be 6'0"?

On the right measuring scale? No. Yeah, I can't. But do I claim 5'11"? When feet on the right measuring scale? No. Yeah, I can. But do I claim 5'11 when I'm verbally talking to people? Absolutely. But my driver's license does say six feet. I'm 5'9 and 8'9. Okay.

Okay. What does your driver's license say? Do people usually do measurements in ninths? Yes, all the time. Depends on what metric system you're using. What does your driver's license say? I don't disclose that publicly. You think I'm going to dox myself?

You're all about doxing people today. Hold on, let me give you my social, too. It's just your height, dog. It's not a big deal. You can tell them anything, really. You can tell them you're 6'10". Let me give you my real name instead of my stage name. But put whatever you say.

Didn't you say your social security number is 420-69-8008? There's nothing official about your DL height. Oh, that's good. You don't know that, right? Hold on, what? What? There's nothing official about the DL height. Yeah, why do you think I went with 6' instead of 5'11", dumbass?

Tell them whatever, dude. Yeah, like you think I'm going to out myself to the government at 5'11"? Tell them 6'10 next time. You'll see what they say. Yeah, I'll go 6'10. If I ever commit a crime and they know that I did it, everyone's going to be

looking for a 6'0 guy. And then I'm going to be walking around 5'11 incognito mode. Yeah, this guy, zero concerns. This can't be him. It's like, hold on.

That guy with the beard looks exactly like the dude that's verified on Twitter. But they're a half inch off. But I think he's 5'11 and a half. It's kind of a good strategy. God, 7 feet, man.

How did you figure this out? I got tagged in the tweet about it, man. I'm talking to John Duda. Announcement alert coming. You said his name weird. John Duda. You put emphasis on the weird part. John Duda. He always talks trash to me about basketball, playing one-on-one.

Now he's bringing Brad into the mix. Like, oh, yeah, the collegiate high jumper who's 6'4". Yeah, he's probably pretty good at basketball, idiot. Anyway, Blake, who's a longtime listener, I think, shouts to you at B-Sickles, says that we have a newly minted optimized backer who is 7 feet tall. Well, I'll need to see some verification for it. Yeah, I need pics. I clicked on his profile.

And he looks tall, but it's hard to see. Well, don't dox him, Dylan. I'm not. Chill, dog. I'm not. Should we get some official business out of the way before we start talking a lot of pickup basketball with former Grand X employees? Before we really start doxing people, let's do the official business.

Let's do it. For the next few weeks, we're partnering with LLS, the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. Brett did a little write-up on watchmedia.com where you can also find some other content. But we've all been affected by cancer in some way, shape, or form, and we're campaigning to raise money in the Man and Woman, or in our case, the Team of the Year campaign. LLS does more to advance science and support patients than any other cancer organization. They're the largest nonprofit dedicated to creating a world without blood cancers. And since 1949, they've invested nearly $1.3 billion in groundbreaking research,

pioneering many of today's most innovative approaches. So if you want to go donate, you can just hit the link in our description of this episode. And we also have it on social, or you can head over to WatchMedia.com and check out Brett's post there. Also, go follow Circling Back Pod and Washed Media on the Grom. Add me on the group. Also, leave a review in five-star rating. We've gotten some really good reviews lately.

That call to action that we did last week, David, that worked out really well. More videos coming soon. I know I owe a couple of you all some vids, which is always a good thing. Be careful sending vids out, David. I know. I learned that from the Dallas meetup. Yeah, there's a couple of vids from that where I'm like wishing someone a happy birthday and I wish I hadn't. Yeah. I, I, my voice is about three octaves higher because I'm very, very intoxicated

and I just slammed a hamburger. At least some, at least you had a hamburger. I had 11 Guinnesses for dinner. Yeah. But I had to unhinge my jaw to eat said hamburger with my two hands, my two average size hands, not small. You're a gardener, Snake. You can unhinge that jaw. I bet you that seven-footer has got bigger hands than you. Probably, because, again, he's seven feet. The amount of real estate that this seven-footer owns in your head right now. I'm really caught up on heights.

It's a big thing for me. Dude, if you were seven feet, you'd look so stupid. I notice height a lot on everybody. When it comes to ideal male height, I think, for me, it's anywhere between 5'2 and 6'8. Those are all really good heights. I stand my short kings and my tall kings. I do too. He has the perfect height for me, and I just do a number.

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Check out this new heat I'm wearing. Check out the heat. The rowback? Rowback's got this new hoodie. It's got the logo on the shoulder. Well, you're standing up. Yeah, I don't know if this is going to help or hurt you standing. Yeah, I think you're actually out of frame right now. Randy, am I in frame? I think sitting might have been a move.

Randy says I'm in frame. Anyway, check out the new heat. You know when you're guaranteed to be in frame? When you're sitting down. Backer 20. Just do a spin at least. Show us a dunk. Backer 20. Just do a spin at least. Show us a dunk. Backer 20. Damn, dude.

Oh, yeah. All right. Pop it for Pam. 20% off. Roll back. Jesus, dude. So I was looking at washmedia.com, and it looks really great, but there's one thing missing, and it's the fake stories under the real ones that you click, and it gives you

a virus? Dude, it's a bummer. I always was interested in how her boobs were so big that she had to get back surgery. Increase your penis size by 14 inches by tomorrow with taking this pill. Which celeb that was worth $100 million is now broke and working at Trader Joe's or whatever? Yeah. I can wholeheartedly say that I doubt that we will ever monetize our written content. We might.

Partially because I don't even know how to begin doing that, but also just because I just don't want a woman with three boobs at the bottom of my article about something. Total recall. Yeah, those were trash, man. It's so ridiculous. She didn't really have three boobs. It was just as entertaining as the actual like article itself just seeing what you what the the roulette was of what you would

get for the ads at the bottom well i'm very skilled in javascript if you need me to uh get in the back end of the website that is don't be don't be pervy do you want me to do the javascript or not yeah i would like that i didn't know that you had that in your arsenal but it makes sense because you're a Microsoft laptop guy. That's right. I love coding, man. Randy, you know what's up. I've been dabbling with Ruby on Rails.

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Semi-retired. Semi-retired, but unretired. Reserves the right to. Yeah. I've had an Away suitcase now for two years. I actually have two. I have the bigger carry-on as well as just a main one that I check.

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That's awaytravel.com. Let's make a major announcement. Major announcement alert. You guys ever heard of John Duda? Yeah, I'd already talked shit about him. He's in Dillon's Dome, occupies a ton of real estate. No, he has zero real estate in my dome. John Duda was a writer of ours at Postgrad Problems.

I never wanted to fight and kiss somebody so much at the same time as I do John Duda. That's different than a kiss fight. I know. I want to fight, then kiss. That's fun. If you want to kiss and make up, I'd rather have that. Also, I want to dunk on him.

I mean, they're a part of our network now, Internet Party, the podcast that he and Brad started together. I'll need to squash this beef. You do. All right, well, we'll see. I'm not ready. Well, allow us to be the first to welcome them.

Yes. And the first to announce. How much did they spend on doing their announcement video for Washed Media? They had a budget of $100,000. I think they came in a little bit under, thankfully. Whatever the Uber cost. Right. It's kind of convenient for us that at this point we have a running bit

of having low-budget announcement videos for Washed Media so that we never have to make any large financial investment in launching something major. videos for Washed Media so that we never have to make any large financial investment in launching something like major. If we get a, if a certain intern accepts, we're going to have like the greatest announcement. No. Dude, the CGI, we're going to have like CGI announcements in like a year. Dude, we have one accepted intern.

We're just waiting to hear on the other one to see how many bodies we got in the studio. People are clamoring to hear from the recently hired intern. People are wondering what's happening with Washed Media this summer. I just got a picture of our seven-foot intern sent to me. Dude, stop talking. No one cares about this. Wait, is he an intern? Is that what I said?

Did you hire this kid? No one cares about this random dude. Would you at least share with us so we can figure out if it's worth... We're trying to gas up our boys right now, and you're talking about someone that subscribes. Is this because Brad's going to throw down a mega sick dunk on you? Is it? He wouldn't do that to me. No, he would. This guy's tall, though.

Okay. Dude, Brad's going to have his entire arm and he's just going to be hanging on the rim, and you're just going to be on the ground crying. I mean, he can dunk, but he can't Vince Carter dunk. Let's slow down. Okay. As if you could ever. Dude is just going to be drawing charges on you. That's all he could do.

They're going to have to sit you because you've got three fouls in the first half. That's fine. College basketball. Dude, March Madness was crazy this year. How did your bracket do? You know, I actually got 12th. It wasn't in the money, but it was pretty good for me

because I'm normally very bad. That's my bracket update. Thanks, guys. Shout out to Internet Party. Very excited. What does this mean for Washed Media? You realize that their podcast is also a party. Oh, yeah. It means we're going to be doing a little bit more fun,

a little bit more party, which I've always said we needed here. Ever since we got Randy in the mix, we just don't party as hard. We got younger at the position, which I've always said we needed here. I mean, ever since we got Randy in the mix, it's like we just don't party as hard. We got Younger at the position, which is good. Yeah. We got more unhinged, which I think is good. It all depends. We're buttoned up, though.

Duda's unhinged, and Brad reigns him in. And that's what we need. We need Duda to get babysat. I'm really excited to have Duda on as a guest and then just completely tank a segment with a a halo theme song something or uh what yeah that doesn't sound familiar is that something he does he has done that before on this very program yeah anyway i'm really excited about this no i don't like you, I don't like you dismissing Halo because I'm going to out you. You are now so deep in the gaming game, you're sending clips of Call of Duty stuff to a group text.

And I'm like, it's so funny to me. I don't even comment on it. Can I ask a question? I've never shit on Halo. Can I ask a question? You kind of did. No, the only thing I said about Halo is that when Halo was introduced to the gaming world as one of the game like passed me by it was too much for me i was like i can't keep up with this can i ask a question please i'm trying to confirm uh some fears that i've been

having lately are y'all taking the group text to your fucking gaming group text and just leaving me out of it all the time are you you guys having additional conversations within your gaming group? No, no. It's all gaming adjacent. I don't know if I believe you guys. No, it really is. I promise it's all about Verdansk. Because there are certain days where there might be something happening on television,

be it a golf tournament, be it a March Madness game, whatever it could be. And I think to myself, you know what? I'm kind of surprised my phone's not going off right now. And then I wonder to myself, you know what? These guys are so deep in Call of Duty that I'm not sure that I'm even included in this group text anymore. Full disclosure? That's just short for disclosure?

I gathered that. The only time it'll stray from Verdansk is when Zach, who's not a watch media guy, will just, like, hey, you guys see this, and we'll talk about it for like a minute, and then it's back to like, you know, which gun you working with tonight. You know, just dumb shit like that. Like, oh, I can't wait for Klein to get in there and just, you know. All I'm saying is things have been weirdly silent lately.

I promise. Weirdly silent lately. What if you found out like that group text is just popping off? Like it's like I'm up at 2 a.m. like peeing and checking my phone. Like, oh, shit. I gotta check my phone. Dude, the UCLA-Gonzaga game, nothing happening in the group text.

And I'm sitting there. I'm like, dude, I'm out. I was with KJ. Okay. We linked. I was just taking it in. We builded. Don't worry about it.

I just don't trust y'all. I'm gonna start a new group chat with Brad and Duda. And we're just gonna talk about party boy shit. If Duda's in it, I don't want to be a part of it. I just don't trust y'all. I'm going to start a new group chat with Brad and Duda. And we're just going to talk about party boy shit. If Duda's in it, I don't want to be a part of it. Okay. Actually, no. My favorite bit that Duda's ever done is emailing me every Friday to see what I'm up to that weekend.

Yeah, that was good. It lasted for months. I need to hit him up. I need to start scheduling reminders so I can hit him with that email. Because everyone knows that business is done through email. Email's the new wave. Computer letters. No more snail mail.

How does this work out with their mercenary ad deals that they've been doing? That's a great question. I mean, I think they're still going to do their mercenary ad deal. I think they're still going to do their mercenary. I mean, Duda, there's at least five potential advertisers that should be working with Internet Party based on Duda's. Well, some of them might conflict. Do you think that in order to convince some of these sponsors to get on board, we might have to nix the crank corner?

No. No, no, no, Dylan. The crank corner stays. Yeah, not only does it stay, but it only grows. Can't wait. We didn't acquire this podcast so we could immediately kill the gold mine that is the crank corner. It's not up to us, though, you know?

They take, like, birds to it. It's not like they're, like, dude is cranking, like, blue jays and stuff. I saw a blue jay in my yard recently and i was just like damn is it we have a dove that's been flying around our place lately and i have to say it makes me wonder what's going on every time i see it makes me feel like something something supernatural is happening in the world i don't see doves flying around is it a white dove a turtle dove it's all white there's only one of them though no shit yeah it's it kind of freaks me out i'm like whoa dude you're super white. That's tight, dude.

It's the Drew Timmy of Doves. Mm-hmm. How you doing? I don't think he had a mustache. I hate that guy. That'd be great. That would be rare. I'm glad we don't have to hear about him much moving forward. Why?

D. Timms? Loved him. Can't stand that guy. Is this why you don't have me in the group text? Because I stan Timmy? You don't stan that dude. Do I stan him Is this why you don't have me in the group text? Because I stand Timmy? You don't stand that dude. Do I stand him? No, you don't.

You think Duda, if y'all think Duda would just dominate Dylan, wait until you see what Drew Timmy would do to Dylan on the court. God, he would embarrass you. His nuts would be in your face. Oh, the 6'10 All-American? Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. He's probably pretty good.

I'm surprised you don't stand the way you've been standing our tall kings in the last 10 minutes. It's not that I stand them. I'm just mesmerized by them. It's like, damn, you're really up there. Have you ever seen a seven-footer in person? Yeah. Like up close, not like on the court?

Yes. Humble brag. That dude who went to Texas State who worked out at Gold's. He played in the NBA. Jeff Foster? Not Jeff Foster. Scott Foster. No. He's a something Foster. He went to the NBA. Jeff Foster? Not Jeff Foster. Scott Foster. No.

He's a something Foster. He went to Texas State. Yeah, he was Southwest back then. Right. He played for the Pacers. Yeah, that guy. Jeff Foster. Jeff Foster.

He's a good-looking guy. Yeah. So that's my crank corner. Jeff Foster. That's good. Is that Australian for Foster? Good day, mate. Also, I was around a bunch of seven-footers that time Jeff Foster. That's good. Is that Australian for Foster? Good day, mate.

Also, I was around a bunch of seven-footers that time that I sat on the court for a Spurs game. No big deal. Court side. Man, everybody's dream to be at the court side of a Spurs game. I had my feet on the hardwood. You probably never done that. No big deal. I played some AAU tournaments out there on that court side. I've never been to an NBA game.

Yeah, you have. Didn't you wear a Barry Sanders jersey or some shit? What am I thinking of? That was a Tigers game. A literal Lions game, Dave, that I went to with you. That would make more sense. Dave and I actually sat front row. Sorry you weren't there, dog.

Yeah, Flounder actually had us out. It was great. Do you know how much cooler courtside is than front row at an NFL game? It's a million times cooler. Who did they play? Must have been real memorable. They actually played the Detroit Pistons. Are you just saying that because it's the first thing that popped in your head

because Will's sitting right here? It was a finals game. What? Yeah. Where is – You sat courtside for a finals game? No, you didn't. Okay.

Okay, my stepdad knows Peter Holt. They used to do a bunch of business together. Hey, guys. Hey. Hey. He went micro. Macro, maybe. Macro.

Good for him. So what happened? You allegedly were courtside. I did it for one quarter, though. We had a bunch of people who wanted to do it, so we rotated it. What year was it? Which quarter? Like 08-ish.

I don't remember. Seven. One of those. I'm doing the Leo meme to you right now. i don't remember seven somewhere one of those i'm doing the leo meme it wasn't like it wasn't game seven it was like two or three that's probably game one i don't know i have a picture of it game one dude that means nothing yeah dude okay throwaway game i've always been scared to sit courtside because i don't want to be the guy who drops a drink and like stops the game down. Wouldn't care.

Or some guy is going for a ball out of bounds and dives and smokes me. And you're just covered in sweat. What's your fit if you're sitting courtside at a Mavs game tomorrow? Ooh, wow. It's probably the rowback hoodie that Dylan stood up and just modeled. You're going to wear red? Backer 20. Great point.

I'm going to wear the blue one that Dylan gave me. That's a good one for a Mavs game. Aren't there green little strings on it? Yeah. There you go. These are so dope, man. Now I'm probably wearing a throwback. They're so soft.

A throwback rowback? Rowback rowback. That's pretty good. You got to wear your faded jeans. You look hot in those faded jeans. Boots with the fur. Get red bottoms for the game. So when you cross your legs, everyone can see that you got red bottoms.

Lou Boutin's on. Get blood bottoms, man. Ooh, I don't know if I'm going to wear the blood shoes to the Mavs game. That might be a little too intense. The devil blood shoes? Yeah. Yeah, the one that has literal human blood. It's just a drop.

No, I'd probably wear a tuxedo. That'd be great. Actually, that'd be phenomenal are there photos did anybody get like a screenshot of you courtside seriously i have a picture yeah all right we're gonna need to see that i will dig it up and you definitely don't have a beard in it so you're gonna look like you're like 14 years younger than you actually actually just took a picture of my feet on the court the more i think about it wait a minute 13 years younger than you are now, so what I just said doesn't make sense. Because if it was 2008, like, come on, Will.

Take your head out. That's okay. I just took a picture of my feet, like, on the court. Would you stop giving – You're making all the – I'm just telling you what makes you selection. You're making them horny. I went with my ostrich boots.

I knew you were going to say that. That is so cocky. I've had those for a long time. That is the most Spurs fan shit ever, to wear your ostrich boots to the courtside. I bet you were wearing cranglers and tucked in Joseph A. Banks. I probably had on some – You had on a longhorn golf shirt. Like, dockers. No, in the year.

It was probably like some dockers. Dockers and polos? Some ill-fitting dockers. Were they hugging that ass? No. They were probably too big. They probably gave you diaper ass. I was swagless.

I'll admit. Yeah. You definitely were. I get it. So yeah, we've added Internet Party to the Rotation. Go subscribe. Hey, potential parents on the live stream. Yeah, we're doing a happy hour live on Thursday. We haven't confirmed

it with them that they're going to be on yet, but there's a strong chance that we're going to convince one of them to at the very least. You know, I'm excited for this for a number of reasons, but I want to link with those guys when I go to Chicago. A lot of people don't know this. I had a trip planned, my wife and I, in November. Due to the ongoing global pandemic, we canceled. And I love Chicago.

Everybody knows I've been there once. And we're going to go again. And I'm going to link with these guys, and we're going to have fun, and we're going to go again and I'm going to link with these guys and we're going to have fun and we're going to do content Dylan, whether you're involved that's up to you I don't like the attitude you've had towards this you're already talking

I'll be there we'll go to Lou Malnati's or whatever and we'll have some very very average pizza is it even average? it was the worst night's sleep of my life. It was heartburn central. We did drink wine though. That was fun. That was an aggressive Sunday.

Maybe the most aggressive Sunday I've had in years. Started at a parlor. Is that the pizza place? Did we go pizza and then close the night with pizza? We went breakfast pizza to be Yeah. Did we go pizza and then close the night with pizza? I think we did. We went breakfast pizza to be fair.

That's the place that had the Bloody Mary bar. Yes, that Micah still talks about. Great spot, man. I love that city. We'll see how much you love it. Randy's been there Randy's actually from Indiana But that's cool

He claims Chicago though Which is sketch I mean I get it I would too When people ask where I'm from Dallas The dunk dude Yeah

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but some people don't know that just two weeks before Grand X let some people go in this room. Dylan, what did you do you kind of broke something yeah um yeah i guess i was throwing it way back huh yeah i fractured my fibula trying to hang on a rim a lot of people haven't seen this video it didn't get circulated i don't know anyone now that has millions of i don't think anyone has it it's actually been deleted from the internet well the entire reason we even found ourselves in this situation

is because Dan made the outrageous claim that, and this is Dan Register. Damn, Dan Register. How do you say his last name? Register. I know. It's just not Register. Just call him Danny Regs. Danny Regs.

Or Jackhammer. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, he prefers Jackhammer. Better known as Jackhammer. What was his claim? That he could make four out of ten from half court? I mean, he prefers Jackhammer. Better known as Jackhammer. What was his claim? That he could make four out of ten from half court? I think it was even more ridiculous. Or five out of ten from half court.

The spoiler alert is that he made zero out of ten from half court when we did this challenge, and I think he was blaming the— The double rim. The double rim at the park. Which, I mean, that's valid. Which he didn't even touch with the ball, by the way. A lot of times. Yeah, that's true.

You can only blame the double rim if you're clanking him off there the entire time. Well, what's funny is that he's like, yeah, I practiced on this court, so I know that's how I know I'm going to do it. Like, okay. We get there. Time out. And it is far from a regulation basketball court. So the half court.

It's about three-fourths the size. I'm doing air quotes. It's not even close to a regulation. The appropriate place to take a shot if you want the half court distance on that court was from the free throw line of the other hoop. So I believe. Or goal, as people in Texas say. Kind of where the malt liquor can full of piss was.

So I believe we made him walk it back. I think it was a four loco, if I'm not mistaken. Was it a four loco full of piss? Yeah. I believe we made him walk it back to the regulation distance. We paced it off. We did. And then we put the can of homeless man's piss next to where we needed to take a shot.

That was actually my piss. Because from the half court of that court, it was basically just a long three-pointer. Yeah. So that wasn't going to fly. So wait, Dan claimed to have practiced at this court? Like Dan's just out there at the playground? Yes. Well, Dan balls it down.

Dan does ball, but I didn't know he balled like. Okay. Some people say ball is life, so. Well, Dan clapped back last night out of nowhere. Yeah, it was late last night. Dan just posted a video that says redemption and tags all of us. Actually, he tags Ross. Ross wasn't even there.

Ross skipped out on this. Ross said thanks. So, Randy, can you toss this video up so we can just watch it and the people at home can see it? Randy, feel free to turn your mic on because I know you had some takes. So, Dan clearly set up his phone on like a, I don't know, what do you even call it? Something at the gym. Quad pod. They have temporarily set up some equipment in the gym because half of the court is shut down.

Oh, okay. And so Dan's just behind half court just shooting, I guess you could say shooting threes, but shooting half court shots. And what has he drained? Five in a row? Three. Three in a row?

No, it's more than three. Oh, is it? I actually didn't watch. I'm not confident that that is a regulation court either, by the way. Not confident. I think it is. It might be.

I mean, we'll have to, we'll pace pace it out one thing i don't understand about this video is the fact that after every shot dan looks back at the camera and whether i feel like he's either trying to figure out if it's still recording yeah he's like checking himself out he's just looking or if he's like he's trying to talk shit and be cocky what does he make two out of four here is that what it is maybe three out of four i i i genuinely didn't finish i think i zoned out the first time i watched so i didn't see him actually make it maybe i was so he did three of four i think i think it's two out of four it makes the first one in the last one i thought he did two in a row missed one and made i guess we could just watch the video yeah we could just we could just watch it but there's some controversy like yeah obviously yeah, obviously there's no can full of piss.

Yeah. There's not the boys there mobbing. Dylan's not over on the other goal breaking his leg. Right. And, Randy, you might have noticed some – you had some takes. Do you want to share them? Do you want to own your takes? He does.

I don't know if these are exactly my takes, but I was asked, is there a way this could have been fabricated? And I'm looking at the video here. Fabrication. No swishing. And as we see, very suspect that it is a not someone else filming, that it's a still thing. So that makes it a lot easier to edit.

And you can see that when it leaves his hands, that could easily just be a fake basketball i've been wondering going through a basketball so that's what they would call it maybe the thing that that does make me think that it's real is that dan is dribbling and i think the amount of work that it would take to go in there but the ball is just flying right back to his hands in some of these well let me say dan has access to um dan has access to equipment now in his in his current profession as uh he's working for the drinking bros um he's got his podcast over there so there's a chance dan has access to i don't know

if he what it would take to fake such a video maybe you could speak to that more randy but see here's the thing as soon as it leaves his hand since it is all still he could just put a little like section of the video over where the actual real basketball is and just cover it up. It's like just in Photoshop. You just cover it up with some other part. So if the ball is going towards the rim right now, we could feasibly see maybe some movement. See, that was a clean-ass shot that we just saw there. Well, he missed it.

Oh, he did? Yes. I think that one was real when he missed it. Oh, so he went two for four. That's what I've been saying this whole time. So he said he could go five for ten. I need ten shots was real when he missed. Oh, so he went two for four. That's what I've been saying this whole time. So he said he could go five for ten. I need ten shots. This isn't redemption.

This is him having a good couple streaks. From what we know, he's shooting 75% from half court, which you've got to think is very, very good. I can't wait. Dan? Again, he makes two out of the four, not three out of the four. Oh, we don't? Yeah.

Okay. 50% is still really good. Yeah, of course. 40% from three is good. So my allegation that he made five in a row was wrong earlier? Did I just watch a different video? Are you all high? Yes.

Okay. We did some Delta 8. When you took a Tiki break before, Dave and I were ripping Delta 8 pens. Should have been there. I'm going to go ahead and say this is all legit. He makes two out of four, which is respectable, but there's no redemption.

Is he redeemed? That's the question. I don't know if this is redemption. I know what Dylan's doing. Dylan's already got a date with Destiny once Brad and Duda listened to this pod. He doesn't want to have to ball against Dan, too. He can only ball against so many people.

I think my basketball playing days are completely behind me at this point. If you have the wettest Jay and Austin, they're never behind you. I'll go shoot Jays with y'all, but I don't want to play a full game. I'm just too afraid of hurting myself, man. Yeah. Well, just stay below the rim. I'm still afraid of, like, turning an ankle. I'm not built like I used to be, you know?

I used to be built different. No, I'm just regular built. You're just built. No, I'm just regular built. Chow said Dan, though, man. Good job, Dan. Dan's up to 200. He's looking fit, man.

He's got his James Harden drip on with his beard right now. His arms are a little too big for my liking, but he looks good. I wasn't going to say anything, but it's kind of embarrassing for him to have such big, muscular, veiny arms. Right. Why would you even post this? His beard's looking mad thick right now. I think we might need to run back the initial video idea that we never actually did

because people got fired and just go, I'll try our half-court shots again. People forget that I was the first person to drain one because no one had me. Like, the odds makers weren't even taking bets on me doing it. Yeah, they really threw me out on the street with a broken leg. It's kind of sad. I recovered, though. Didn't you have to ride back to the office in the bed of a truck? I swear.

I think we gave Dylan a front seat and the rest of us rode in the bed of a truck. There was a bed of a truck, though. I think we let Dylan sit down in the truck when we came back, though. That was very nice of y'all. Dylan's the type of dude that calls shotgun before you can see the car, before you're outside. You can't do that.

As I grew up, we called shotgun as people make the move toward the car. So, okay, say you're- Otherwise, you can just run out real quick and call shotgun. That's bullshit. Say you're at Taco Bell, okay? And you just get done eating your cheese gordita crunch, your Maxi Melt, and a Mexican pizza. And then everyone's like, all right, we done? We ready to go?

Can you call shotgun right there? And everyone's acknowledging that you're going? It's when this move is made. No. Yes, it is. No. Otherwise, you just run out real quick and call shotgun. That's bullshit.

How bad do you want it? No. Yeah. It's not bullshit to actually have to work for shotgun. By getting to the front of Taco Bell, you're earning it. It's an inferior rule. You know my spot. I was back left all day.

Really? I was calling back left, and I was like, you can have shotgun. Truth be told, I never really called shotgun. Do you think that the driver is going to protect himself first in case of an accident? It's just the most baller spot. If he drives alongside some honeys, I just chunk deuce. What to do? The role of shotgun, there's too much to ask of you.

You have to lead conversations and work the radio and shit. That wasn't me. We definitely don't want you doing that. I just sat in the back, and I was just quiet. Hand Dylan the ox, and James Blunt fires up, and everyone's just like, the vibe is just dead. Yo, Roger Dorn! Yeah, I wasn't a big shotgun guy.

Weren't you middle guy in the backseat? A.K.A. bitch? I don't know how I'm going to say it. Your parents ever have a car that had the third backseat that faced the back of the car? No, but as a treat, I got to ride in one of those every now and then. I forgot who had one, but yeah. My parents had one. ever have a car that had the third back seat that faced the the back of the car no but i got it as a treat i got to ride in one of those every now and then forgot who had one but yeah my parents had one they had a we had a station wagon that opened up in the back it was a kind of swag dude

why was it a treat because it's like oh i get the ride you got going straight a's on your report card like oh my friend's parents had one like every now and then i would just hang out with them you know a treat like this is a treat like a treat for me would be going like dq and getting My friend's parents had one. Every now and then, I would just hang out with them. A treat. This is a treat. A treat for me would be going to DQ and getting a blizzard, but yours is just riding in the blizzard. You're making too much out of this one word. I am. Correct.

Can you turn this off? I'm tired of watching Dan. I'm getting nauseous watching Dan. I'm going to go ahead and say this video is legit, though. Oh, look at you, dude. Come on. In the age of deep fakes, you never know innocent to be proven guilty, but I have a professor

that did video forensics, and I'll send it to him, and we'll keep an eye on it. Okay. It's real. I trust Dan. I trust Dan. Yeah.

Can he be trusted after his allegations that he said he could make 50%? I don't know. That was just, he was just, i don't know what he was thinking what was a treat for you like oh my god here in harbor no i'm asking will want to know like a good treat like what i feel like y'all had like a dope custard spot or no no we we had a we had we had

some some homegrown businesses that did some good ice cream. And so ice cream was always there. A place called Tom's Mom's Cookies. Have some of the best cookies in the world. Was that Tom's mom? Yeah, Tom's mom. She owns Tom's Mom's Cookies. Tom DeLonge's mom. Yeah.

It's very difficult to say. That's why they shortened it. The reason she lives up in Harbor is because it's really easy to see the stars at night. Oh. Because it's pretty clear up there. Not a lot of street lights and stuff like that. Yeah. And so she can see everything. Hey everything hey mom there's something in the back room dylan's checked out of today's podcast i don't know why no i'm not i'm very much dialed in can you do another new sponsor alert for me dude we we got hella new sponsors this week

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Bryson DeChambeau. Oh no, he hurt? Noted long drive man. Noted club head speed guy. He's been seen doing something that is borderline unspeakable. Oh, he did the crank corner at Augusta? He was on Internet Party and did the crank corner. No, unfortunately, he was spotted disc golfing.

Oh, my God. So much worse. What is our man's doing? What is he doing? I hate it. Is he just trying to be like the—he's just leaning into like the quirky guy? There's still a line from Dylan. Thanks.

I hate it. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I hate it. I hate Thanks. I hate it. Yeah, I hate it. I hate him. I hate it. We tried for a long time to ride for him, or I did at least, because, again, he was very nice to us at the Players' Championship.

He's a Dallas guy. I wouldn't say he was very nice to us. Okay, compared to Tom Hoagie. He talked to us. He talked to us, us. Okay, compared to Tom Hoagie. He talked to us. He talked to us, which I've come around on Tom Hoagie, whatever, just because it's like, okay, he was in a tough spot. I wouldn't have talked to me either. I'm a douche.

But Bryson at least engaged with us a little bit. Hoagie or Hoag, whatever that dude's name is, he was not trying to have any fun. He was not on team fun at that moment. Maybe he's changed now. You know who was, though? Bo Hosler. I know we're getting way off track here, but Bo Hosler was fantastic. Yeah, he was good.

Speaking of a tall king. He's a tall dude. So noted good golf follow, Brendan Porath, said Bryson did not play a master's practice round on Tuesday of ball golf, but then there was this, and he posted a screenshot from some app that's talking about disc golf in Augusta, and it's from a dude who's – is he wearing an Oklahoma State shirt maybe? One thing we're not going to do, and even when you're comparing it to disc golf,

is call golf ball golf. Yeah, pour out this better than that. Don't say ball golf. I think that was a little hat tip. I know. He knows what he's doing. He knows. Some of the actual disc golf hardos, they do call golf.

Like who? Name them. Like, for example, the actual disc golf hardos, they do call golf. Like who? Name them. Like, for example, anybody. Our good friend J-Bone. Ugh. He apparently, so it says, this guy posted, and he said, was out on Lake O today and ran into Bryson DeChambeau, played 11 holes with him.

Super nice guy. It was only his second time playing disc golf, so it was cool to be able to give him some pointers. LOL. Kudos to him for hanging out with me and my boys for a couple hours. It was awesome. Somebody said, like Will Brinson, who's a blue checkmark for CBS Sports, he said this can't actually be from this week, can it? And someone said, he said in an interview on Monday that he played disc golf for the first time over the weekend in Augusta at a nearby

lake. And based on this guy saying that it was the second time ever, this all checks out. The timeline checks out. Let me say this. We have to now root adamantly or vehemently against Bryson. Because if he wins the Masters and he can point to his round of

disc golf as a way he cleared his head and stuff, then it's going to become a thing and it's only going to grow. And we can't have that. Although I did sign us up to play with J-Bone at some point. I would love to play with J-Bone. I used to have some really, you know, I had a larger distaste for disc golf years ago. It's somewhat gone away a little bit, even though I don't want to play it that much.

You know what he claims he can do against us? He says he can beat us in a scramble, right? Yes. One versus us three in a scramble. Randy, you play disc golf with J-Bone a lot, right? Yeah, he can beat you guys. So he would beat us in a scramble? No, no, no, no, no, no.

Who's better at disc golf, you or J-Bone? I have played with J-Bone for about two years. I have yet to ever beat him. You know what a scramble is, right? Yes, I know what a scramble is. It's a valid question. Weren't sure that you knew. Good for you, though. He can't.

One of us is going to hit a fairway with the frisbee or whatever. Or the disc. Oh, you can't say frisbee because it's trademarked. It's trademarked by the Wham-O-Corporation. Oh, Wham-O-Corporation. That's exactly it. Got him! Oh, that's funny. No, it is. I'm just stating a fact. Yeah, no, I'm not trying to be a pest or anything. I'm just stating a fact. Yeah, no, I'm not trying to, like, be a pest or anything.

I'm just stating a fact. He is such a pest. He is the pest. No, I can see Bryson just sitting back and being like, yeah, you know, a lot of me see the course in a whole different way. I got to see different angles I normally don't get to see because I'm just Oh, my God. No, I don't want to think about it.

He's going to do it, dude. It's over. It's probably a good golf warm-up because, because you know you're using a lot of muscles it's a it's a rotational game with the body well judging by his uh the spectacle he put on on the range the other day i don't think he thinks his problem looks like he's pretty warm what does he not just go out there and just hit regular shots does he have to go out there and just hit regular shots? Does he have to go out there and show up VJ like that? What is he doing? Dude, stop.

Did you see VJ's tweet? Yeah, it was good. He's playing into it. Do we need to follow VJ? Probably not. I think VJ's probably a trash follow. He is an advocate of deer antler spray, though. That, I'm pretty sure, doesn't do anything, for the record.

As a guy who's looked into all the subs. You're not a deer antler guy? Have you ever touched a deer antler? They're hard, dude. They are. They've got the very strong fibers. They must work. I'm trying to get thick. No, you're not. I'm trying to get perfectly skinny.

Yeah, what's your problem? Bryson. Bryson Bryson. Who are you guys cheering for? get perfectly skinny. Yeah, what's your problem? Oh, Bryson. Bryson, Bryson. Who are you guys cheering for? Not Bryson. Speed, man. Probably. Do you want Bryson at least in the final three pairings on Sunday so that we can have the entertainment value?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. For sure. Just making sure there. Because he wasn't in the fall. He was not in the mix in the fall come Sunday. No, he had a brutal, brutal first round, if I remember correctly.

Yeah, and he had all the hype. After putting his foot in his mouth, too. Yeah, he had all the, brutal first round, if I remember correctly. And he had all the hype. Yeah, he had all the hype about it. About turning the par fives into par fours. Yep. I want to see that dynamic play out on a Sunday, though, where he's a few off the lead. He plays one on, like, I don't know, 15. I don't know what hole.

But he plays it over the trees, and it's like, oh, he's got a wedge into this par 5. He's about to make some noise. I want that dynamic. However, I don't want to see him win, mainly because of this. But, yeah, Spieth is the best storyline, right? I think so. Dude's getting hot, man, at the right time. And we know what he can do at this course, Dave.

We know it. We've seen it. Right. I just want to see Spieth have to take his hat off and then fix his hairline. Yeah. I miss that. Shake hands. I miss that.

And then put on some Cayman boots, you know? What? You know, the Valero. You did what? Come on, dude. The Gator. What's your problem? You did what to Boots? Who's Boots?

Do you think those Boots made the trip to Augusta? No, he probably already got rid of them, honestly. No. When you win Valero, apparently they give you Boots. He gave them to his cousin or his childhood friend or something. That was my next question. Thank you for clarifying. Glaring lack of fur on said boot.

If Washed Media had the Washed Media Invitational, what would we give out as our thing? Huh. Probably exactly one Vizzy. You just get one? You get like a concrete Vizzy or something? A brass Vizzy. A signed mouse pad. That'd be cool. Ah, by Micah. That'd be really coolizzy. A signed mouse pad. That'd be cool.

By Micah. That'd be really cool if you got a mouse pad. Can we get him out of semi-unretirement? I don't know. What if we gave out like a pellet smoker or something like that? Or some wood chips. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I have an abundance. Second place gets a bunch of wood chips. That's the worst giveaway ever. So you bought a bunch of wood chips when you bought your Traeger? I wouldn't say a bunch. I bought a pack of wood chips. ever. So you bought a bunch of wood chips when you bought your Traeger? I wouldn't say a bunch. I bought a pack of wood chips. Okay, but that's still a lot in terms of how much you need, which is literally zero. Yeah.

100% of them are unused. Are you going to spread them out on your lawn or something? I actually just threw them away. Wow. Why'd you wait? You could have donated those to the Wood Chip Foundation. I don't know if that exists. Thank you.

That's very noble of you. I don't know if that exists thank you that's very noble i don't know if that exists i like to give back our partnership next month is with the wood chip foundation the reason i threw away is because i had to i had to dump my i had to dump the whole trigger or like turn it over to dump them all out because it's hard to like get all the little shit out of there that's not easy to do yeah well i'm you know why didn't you vacuum i I lift. Get the vacuum cleaner. I lift. Vacuum cleaner for wood chips? Yeah, to suck them out. Talking about a new vacuum.

This guy. I don't know if you're in position to this guy. This fucking guy. You're the guy who got the pellet smoker and got wood chips. Did you not wonder why they weren't pellets? We've been over this. Come on! What's going on?

It's all wood! Yeah. Messed up. There it is. Messed up. That's okay, Dylan. I'm still fascinated by you tipping that thing over. The thing's fucking heavy, Will.

Didn't they call you TIP? I'm very strong, David. Yeah, we can tell, bro. It's legitimately embarrassing how strong you are. I know. Everyone at the gym says that, too. Everyone. Are you still watching Dr. Pimple Popper things in the lobby?

No, I would do it at home now. You guys can put it on the big screen. It's like, hey, guys, can you guys put the Chive TV on with the pimple popping, please? He's got his Raycons in, and he's just listening to pimple pop videos as he listens. Is your ASMR just hearing the pimples pop? I really wish I could change what hits my Discover feed, but when I see it, I can't not click it. I'm deep in the TikTok game now, viewing them, not creating them. I have to say, I only go in the Discover feed part.

I don't really go into any other thing. And the amount of pimple-popping videos that come across my timeline is insane. And I watch every single one of them to completion. It's addicting, man. To completion. It's popping. Yeah, that works. Isn't adjacent wash media guy Landry, isn't he into chiropractic TikTok now?

Yeah. I didn't know that was a thing. I can see that being similarly addicting. That I like. Doctors and medical professionals are very into, like, trying to be, like, the hip, cool guys now. And so you'll see, like, the cool chiropractor, like, oh, my name's Dr. Whatever.

Do a fake name. Dr. Backcrack. And he's like, but then they just show you, like, yeah, if you're sitting at your desk and you need to get some relief, do this. And he's like, but then they just show you like, yeah, if you're sitting at your desk and you need to get some relief, do this. And it's like,

okay. It's not going to happen. I'm actually going to follow. I'm going to jump into this. Hit me with a link. I'm always looking for some relief with my back.

How's your back, Dylan? Marginally better than the last time I sat in this seat. So I'm on the up and up but it's still it's still a tough scene

thanks for asking man I appreciate that yeah is it time? for what? pull that back out a little bit of this weekend in fun

ladies and gentlemen only if it's sponsored by Vizzy or else I don't want to do it. I got good news for you, Dylan. What? This Week in Fun. Presented by Vizzy, baby! Okay, I'll participate.

There's all these times in life where we have to make difficult choices because the options are just too similar and everything's kind of dope. But there's always something. There's an option that always makes that. It's something extra that makes your choice easier, Dylan. And guess busy has it all dude don't i know they have the best flavors i mean their their range of flavors at this point is just like through the roof it's insane i'm officially cracking into the uh the lemonade mix flavors this weekend so life literally gave you lemons and you you made busy lemonade actually i'm doing about time man i'm doing it tomorrow

about freaking time yeah if you're not familiarizzy, then you haven't been listening to this podcast long enough because we're obsessed with it. It's got vitamin C and superfruit acerola. I think I've had almost every hard seltzer that's out there. And Vizzy, I'm not even just saying this. It is the best. They have the most variety in flavors. And it's got the superfruit acerola, antioxidant vitamin C. There are seltzers out there that don't take the antioxidant stand,

which makes me think they're pro-oxidant. And I don't know if I can support businesses like that. That's disturbing. Couldn't be me. I don't want to burn any bridges, but it could not be me. I don't think we're allowed to say any other brands on this podcast, but if you follow Vizzy on Twitter, they just at other brands. I love it. They're savages.

You think they care? They don't. It's called being confident in your product. It's one thing to talk trash. It's another thing to straight up at the other brands. But that's how My Hard Seltzer does it. They're just bullying other brands at this point, pretty much. We don't always condone cyberbullying, but when it comes to Hard Seltzer,

bully on, my king. Yeah, I agree. It's like Brad just driving it to the hole and Dylan's there. Right. It's a little different. And just donk. Dylan's trying to take a charge and he just ends up just getting absolutely put into the patch behind those. And one.

It's a little different than that. It's not, dude. You just got fouled out. They have all these new flavors. They've always had pineapple, mango, black cherry, lime, strawberry, kiwi, and blueberry pomegranate. But now this summer, they're just unleashing the beast. Papaya passion fruit, watermelon, strawberry, blackberry, lemon, and raspberry tangerine.

And because you know it's April, April Fool's is coming and going. So these flavors are legit. Right. I was wondering. They're not just pulling the wool over our eyes and seeing what we do. Right. They got four different lemonade hard seltzers. Watermelon, peach, raspberry, and strawberry.

Never knew how much I needed a watermelon lemonade flavor until I tried this. Sign me up. Upgrade your hard seltzer to Vizzy. To find out where you can purchase Vizzy, go to VizzyHardSeltzer.com slash washed. That's VizzyHardSeltzer.com slash washed. Must be 21 or older. Dylan, what are you doing this weekend? Thanks for asking, Will. I have some exciting things

coming up. Not exactly the weekend, but tonight, going out for a drink. Bay is going to meet Parks for the first time, which is pretty exciting. Brittany. Not to brag, I've met both of them. A.K.A. Brittany.

And then tomorrow, I'm going on a boat with her and some friends. And I am bringing Vizzy. Okay? I told you I'm going to try the lemonade variations. I can't wait to get in there. I'll report back. A boat, huh? Interesting.

You know, I live really close to, like, I don't know, some major marinas, a public boat launch. I just bought a pontoon. I'll pick you up. I actually have a jet ski that I've acquired recently. An interesting thing about this particular boat is that it's not mine, so I can't invite people on it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Everybody loves the guy who invites a friend. Is it cool if I bring like 16 of my friends?

Anyway. The seven foot guy is a listener. Are you worried that her friends are going to like me more? There's no way that's going to happen. No, Will's been known. Will's. I don't know. You might get friend cucked.

I don't think so. So that's going to be Thursday. Friday, not much. I'm there with my dad. I'll have parks at that point. Where are you going? We haven't decided yet. I really wanted to know.

I'm very hungry right now, and that was just a primal instinct to ask where. Yeah, I get it. I get it. Friday and Saturday, I will have parks. Don't really have much going on those days. Probably going to do something with Brittany. I don't really know. Sunday, however, our good friend KJ will be in town.

And we are linking. We are building. We are mobbing. It's going to be fun. I don't know what we're going to do. But you imagine a beer or two will get consumed. Yeah. I mean, look, I don't want to make any promises.

But Sunday is looking like it could be for the guys. Yeah. Oh, I will be there wherever we go. Watching some Masters? Yes. I've watched the Masters at Little Woodrow's with Will one time. There's a golf tournament, of course, to watch. Remember that?

Yeah, it would have been a lot more fun if the hometown hero didn't shit the bed. Overall, I've always been in the camp of not wanting to watch things like that in public, but I have to say, we had a very pleasant time watching that at Little Woodrow's. It was perfectly uncrowded. Not sure if that'll be the case this Sunday. I don't think so. I'm going to be doing the Masters stuff all week, man. All weekend.

Big tings. I've got a fridge full of Vizzy. Sheesh. I'll be watching. I'll be waiting by the phone for somebody like a friend of mine who's got access to a boat. Maybe you want to come out and show me how to waterboard.

I don't know if you want to know how to waterboard. Don't waterboard me. We don't need a boat to teach you how to do that. Enhanced interrogation methods. Maybe the internet party sponsors can help out with that. That's funny. And then, yeah, I got nothing, man. See what KJ is up to, man. He's always up to something.

In town, big Sunday maybe. I might just take it easy until Sunday. And then just go Chicago Sunday style. Damn. Go pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening. Oh, buddy. Heartburn at night. Your heartburns.

Sounds fun, man. You give me heartburn. Okay. What are you doing, Will? Big weekend for your boy. Big tings? Everybody's working for the weekend. Now, I got some loose ends to tie up this weekend.

We're trying to launch these Sunday Scaries candles on Sunday. Got some shit I got to get done. So I'm going to be grinding. But that means I get to grind in front of the TV because the Masters is on, baby. Sally and I, we're not in full all-hands-on-deck mode when it comes to, like, you know, worrying about this kid coming out. But, you know, we're definitely thinking about all-hands-on-deck mode when it comes to worrying about this kid coming out, but we're definitely thinking about it. Bring him out! Bring him out!

That's what everyone's saying. I'm going to be doing a little bit of chilling at home. Not going to get too crazy because you never know what could happen. But I think I've got to pack the overnight bag, got to put some finishing touches on that nursery we set up last weekend. I think we might just do some general maintenance around the crib to get everything set up so we don't have to think about it anymore. Dude, what's her name going to be?

It might not be a girl because it's a 50-50 chance, Dylan. That's how it works. Coin flip. Dylan, how do twins work? I don't even know. I don't think anybody knows. That's the thing. It's impossible to know.

Yeah. Yeah. And I think Sally and I are doing a little date. We decided that we'd go out one last time before shutting it down. So we're going to Chili's again. Chili's was just so good last time. I didn't burn my mouth and thumb enough on the Southwestern Egg Roll last time I was there. So we decided to run it back.

Dude, we both jumped into that Egg Roll way too quickly. Yeah, it was one of those moments where you can't chew. You just hold it in your mouth. You just pour water in and completely eliminate all flavor from the chew? I spit some of it out onto my plate, but it caught my thumb, and then it sat on my plate, and I couldn't get it off my thumb, and I thought I was going to have a burn on my thumb. That's how hot the Southwestern Egg Roll was. I tried to baby bird it to Dylan, but he rejected my baby bird.

What's your problem, dude? You guys grabbed one before I could, so whatever. Look, if I see a crate there and it hasn't been opened, I'm going to slide in and get that crate, Dylan. You're such a dick about that, dude. He's such a jerk. You don't know what he's talking about. Hey, are you going to link on Sunday?

Maybe. You should, man. I need to make sure I got those candles out there for the world. We're trying to do nobies here, dog. We're trying to make a statement. Look who it is. Wow. We got big game in the world. We're trying to do nobies here, dog. We're trying to make a statement. Look who it is. Wow. We got big game in the building.

Does that mean we have breaking news, Brett? We have some breaking news, yeah. I totally didn't expect to be doing breaking news today. Perfect. This should be great. Yeah. So I picked up some things real quick. Have you guys talked Patrick Reed at the Masters yet?

No. More specifically, his wife? No. What'd she do? Oh, gosh. Patrick Reed at the Masters yet? No. More specifically, his wife? No, what'd she do? You know there's one rule and one rule only at Augusta National? No taking photos? One bite.

No phones. Guess who had their phone talking loudly on the course? Oh my gosh. My husband has a green jacket, so you can't tell me to put my phone away? Let me guess what her phone case looked like. Was it Lily Pulitzer? Dude, she had an earpiece in. Did she?

Like a headphone. Dave, I'm sorry I didn't acknowledge on Monday's episode that you have a pager. You had one as a kid. Yeah. You said it, and I just breezed right by it. And I'd like to formally apologize to you. I'm significantly older than you. I'm not that much older. Wait, what happened? Dylan's way older, but you. Not that much older. Wait, what happened with her?

Dylan's way older, but you're not that much older. What happened with her? I don't know if anything happened happened, but I think they like escorted her off the... They brought her... Yeah, they brought her up to the... Don't they have a different policy for practice days, though? I thought on practice days you could take photos. She was having a conversation.

But you can't have a call. She was talking. Oh, you got to go full airplane mode. Yeah. Something like that. Why don't they make the entire airplane out of the black box? Dude, I've always wondered that. Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Think about that. Crazy, dude. They said they asked her on 11 to stop after they realized that she was having a full conversation. This is from Tron, by the way. Getting my news. Shouts to Tron. And they said she wouldn't stop, so they drove her to the clubhouse. That's so embarrassing.

Please stop talking. I'm sure she's really fun to deal with, too. What is their problem? The Reeds? Yes. Both of them. The couple. He is... problem? The reads? Yes, both of them. The couple. He is...

They stink. It's more like, can you read? What's her problem? Read the sign. You got to think this is going to affect his chances this week. Oh, if he wins, it'll be... She's so irritating, man. She'll be on the phone on the final 18th.

On the 18th green. Anyway. Must have been an awkward Champions Dinner last night. He was there. Is that just an indictment of his character? The PGA Tour deleted their tweet about leaving an open seat for Tiger. What?

What, did we think he showed up? I quote tweeted it and I said that there's a 100% chance that it's, that open seed just somehow gets next to Patrick Reed.

Oh, it was a good tweet. Yeah, it was a good tweet. It was a good quote tweet from your boy, me. But they deleted it. And they did too much play. So now, yeah, now I'm getting,

now I don't even, people are like, what does Wills tweet mean? Why does that have all these likes? You never, what do you do in that situation?

Do you, do you see, Rory went over to Tiger's house? Just boys being boys? Guys being dudes? Yeah. Nothing better. Rory was like, yeah, dude, Tiger has a sick trophy room, but he doesn't care about any turns but majors. You love to see that.

Yeah, he's like, where's the other trophies? Where's your players' champs? He's like, I don't care. Did he have his boots there? Has Tiger ever played in the Valero? Definitely never won Valero. I thought he played the Shell Houston Open a couple times, right? That was his Masters tune-up?

Back when it was the Shell Houston Open. He typically didn't play before the Masters, I don't think. He used to play. I saw him play the Nelson one year, or Colonial. Maybe that was Phil's tournament. Phil would always hit the Houston Open. Phil, you're right. That is true.

Phil would hit LTMP as well. You hear of this actor in low-budget films, Zachary Horowitz? I haven't, no. He's too low-budget for me. Yeah, he was accused of running, and by accused it means he was, he was running a $690 million Ponzi scheme in L.A. Want to hear this tab? That's badass.

He was promising investors 35% returns on their investments by claiming his distribution company, One in a Million Capital, had licensing agreements with Netflix, HBO, and that's it. That's what the SEC said. I thought it was the SEC. I was like, I don't know, college football.

That reminds me of something we need to talk about, Dylan. You got something for me? It's a the SEC said. I thought it was the SEC. I was like, I don't know, college football. That reminds me of something we need to talk about, Dylan. You got something for me? It's a unique business opportunity. One in a million capital. If that's the name of your company, I'm not investing with you. Yeah. You bought a $5.7 million L.A. mansion. Swag.

Spent $137,000 on private jet rentals. I feel like that's low. That's like two trucks. How much on private jet rentals. I feel like that's low. That's like $10,000. How much for private jet rentals? $137,000. What, you took one trip? That's not a lot.

No. You got to spend more. I think it's more than one trip. Nah, it's just one, dude. He also paid $700,000 You know a lot about renting planes, dog.

I don't. $700,000 to a celebrity interior designer. Designs interiors. No word on who that is. Wait. Oh, yeah.

You're right. His whole thing was based around he had a small, uncredited role in the Brad Pitt World War film Fury. And that's what he was telling people. He was like, no, no, no. Mad Max Fury Road? No, the tank one. You got to pee, don't you? No, I got to poop.

Oh, Dave's got to poop. No, I don't have to do either. You got to doo-doo? Dave's got to doo-doo. It was like a doo-doo break. I've got to go. We've got a house thing. A house thing.

That's what I call me taking a giant doo-doo. That's what I call me taking a giant doo-doo. That's it. That was a great ending. My last four minutes. This is anticlimactic. With the Ponzi scheme, it's always going to come back to bite you, right? There's never a smooth out. If you're not taking all the money for yourself in the Ponzi scheme

and you actually happen to make an investment that pops and you can deliver on those returns, that's the only way. You've been struck by a smooth Ponzi scheme. That's how that goes. I think we need to go now. Dave, get out. Go do your house thing, dude. We don't want you here.

I don't know if I'm going to make it. Kidding. Dylan, lead us out. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.