Circling Back - Patriot Games, Sorority Rush, & Nostalgia Slop | Circling Back 8-11-26
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This is a circling back podcast.
This is what this is.
My name is Dave.
Hi.
Welcome to the show.
We've got a big one for you.
Speaking of, here's Randall Trembachie producing.
Hi, Dave.
Where are you going today?
You're going somewhere.
You're dressed kind of cool.
No.
No.
Uh, if you want to hear how my day started,
I don't want to be on a sour note on this podcast, but I wake up,
my knee popped.
I was able to get back in, but that stunk.
And then I go to my apartment gym, air conditioning's out.
So I'm working out on this hot gym.
Then I have one saving grace, one saving grace,
is to listen to some music before the podcast, and I don't even get to do that.
You know, you fucked up.
Damn.
Whose fault is that, though?
You could have put it on?
I guess I could have.
To answer your question, no, I'm just out of itty-bitty socks.
So I didn't have any socks to wear we're shorts.
So I decided to go jeans and boots.
Is that the official name of those no-shows?
Itty-bitty.
That's what I call them, yeah.
All right.
Okay.
It's all that to say that we did not bump some tunes.
Is that a panic fit?
No.
I had different shorts on.
And then when I noticed I didn't have any socks at the ready, I went.
Let's go to, let's go jeans and boots.
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L-U-T-E-S-2-0.
That's a good shirt.
Is that a space shirt?
Yeah, this is my second space shirt for them.
I think it's called the Moonshot.
It's a bunch of astronauts playing golf.
They have released a lot of new game day shirts for football season, tailgating.
A bottom all.
Dog, they have.
they have so many universities on there now
and they have new designs
and on the chess where the usual dog logo is
they have replaced that with the
university logo and it looks they look super dope
yeah you don't have to tell me I literally bought everyone
from every university why do you have everyone
because I just can't fucking wait for college football
and also because he roots for every single
you know team except for Texas
what if I told you it's just like it's less than three weeks away
yeah I'd say yeah I know I've got an advent calendar in my home
all right and i that's sick dog yeah when i go home i immediately put on a new team's polo really just
to like because i cannot freaking wait for college football man it cannot get here soon enough it can't
no it really can't oh every morning i wake up and i'm like oh man i'm like yeah it's great
but like a day closer but i was hoping like i would have slept for like three weeks and just
woken up right there for that first game we can we can induce a coma for you if you'd like
and then I'll just wake your ass up.
Dude, you know how that first day of college football is going to hit Dave?
It's going to hit like...
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Come on.
Dude, I've already put down 105 bets.
Seriously?
I'm just getting started.
Dude, I had to refinance my home.
Yeah?
Yeah.
What do they call it in betting your...
How many blanks you put on a...
What's the term?
points not points units units dude how big is your unit bro do you i'm doing there's a special
patreon tier for that i'm doing i'm doing a hundred dollar units this year no i'm doing a girl just a full
benjamin i'm doing a thousand so how many units do you have spread across your 105 bets
i don't talk about that publicly i don't know why you just talked you just brought it up publicly
don't shivery what you just brought it up publicly all right here's the thing i got to talk i i nicely shed a little
light into my my my my my gambling and you just you went too far dude i'm doing dude i'm doing a i'm doing a
four unit play this weekend i feel so my units are a thally it's an absolute law i'm only doing
thawies i was driving into work this morning as i do i was on south of mar i was doing this
yeah you're probably doing this i had parks in the back seat we were listening to bobby bones as we do
there's a clanker next to me a waymo for the layperson and it was in the left lane i was in the
right lane it's you know it's morning traffic it's pretty crowded on the roads the clanker
decides it needs to make a right turn and it's in the left lane it just hit the brakes
stopped completely turn the right blinker on meanwhile traffic is just stacking up behind it
i'm in the right lane i it doesn't bother me at all so i'm like parks and i're laughing about it
they got to figure that shit out it really they really struggle on Lamar especially around the old
most people struggle the old tour yeah yeah but it's not a good road um but yeah it's it's so funny
and i mean you can't get mad there's no driver to get mad at you're like what do you just got to wait
you know you can't honk at it i mean you can't but it's not going to do anything it's so funny
dude cars were just i drive a little bit more aggressively when i see them like if i'm in a four-way
stop and i see one i'll be like
You pump faking?
You're mad dogging it?
I'll laugh at it.
I kind of try to humiliate it.
Do you know the term mad dog?
Is that a thing?
No.
Like pump faking.
I just know pump faking.
I just know pump fagin.
And that's called mad dog.
Mean mug.
We used to call it mad dogging.
I don't know why.
Mad dog, mean mug.
And then pump fake.
Yeah, I just know pump fake.
Dave's out here pump faking clankers.
Our old
our old boss at a previous blog,
frat blog.
he made a video in high school with some of our other friends that's really good that i don't know
if it ever saw the light of day but it's just about pump faking and it was our old my old roommate
rich uh and it was just him walking around austin high pump faking people and it was a really
it's so fucked up it's a funny video well no it's like it the joke is that he's like not a big guy
oh okay so he's like pump faking uh okay guys on the football team they're like pump faking they're like
pump faking's fun dude it's yeah it reminds me uh there's that scene in daisy confused like one of the
opening scenes and football pump fakes a little freshman yeah he just like up against the wall
it's pretty mean to do i'm due for a uh days and confused watch that used to be like a
one i watched every summer we should we should start pump faking more i don't i don't know i mean
i'm 42 i'm just not trying to get into confrontations that's fair i'm just a bad example to set for
your two sons as well, probably.
Yeah, man, we went outside last night, Rhodes and I,
and we got T-ball assessments, not tryouts, in 12 days.
So put the, got the tea up, got his glove out.
We, we've been playing a little catch,
but he hadn't swung in a few weeks.
And, dude, he's not missed a beat on the T.
He is absolutely.
He dialed?
Yeah.
I'm pretty excited for that.
Now.
We'll catch a game this fall, man.
Trying to get him to, you know, working on the fielding, it's not the easiest thing,
especially when it's really hot out.
But that trampoline that I bought, the ball trampoline, there's got to be a better name for it.
That thing's pretty fun, and you're going to catch me out there by myself because the fielding
it flies back at you.
Judging based purely on Steen Parks' teams developed throughout the years, the fielding is not
going to come for a while.
I mean, in coach pitch, if you put the ball in play,
late, you're getting on base.
Yeah.
It's as simple as that.
Yeah, I just, I'm trying to, I'm trying to teach them how to hinge at the hips to get a
ground ball instead of like bend down at the knee, you know, squat down to get it.
I'm like, dude, put your butt back.
Like that, you got to use, you got to use like potty words to like make them like interested
and laugh.
It's like, put your dumper back.
I don't say dumper.
Don't say dumper.
Like put your butt back, buddy.
That's how you bend down and get it.
Mm-hmm.
And then if there's a strikeout, throw it around the diamond.
No, no, no.
Sling it around, cocky, like sidearm it, drop it submarine.
Don't do that.
It'll go into left field immediately.
Yeah, it's not good.
Oh, man, we've got exactly five minutes recording this afternoon.
That's exciting.
I put up a prompt on our Instagram.
Maybe we can go to the chat, get some exactly five-minute prompts.
We can now replay the chats.
Yeah.
You added that.
Well, I mean, I just decided.
If anyone's all re-watching on YouTube
And they're like, why is the five-minute timer still there?
It's because if you edit on YouTube, then it deletes the whole chat.
And I want people to be able to see the live chat that, you know, the chat's fun time.
So if you're watching on YouTube after the fact, just skip the first five minutes.
And then look at the chat sometimes because we've got some funny guys in the chat, some funny guys and gals.
Guys and gals are also funny?
Yes.
Okay.
Why is that surprising to you?
No, it's not.
Fuck.
Kind of sounds like it was.
Yeah.
Ladies are really funny.
It can be really funny.
Who's your favorite female comedian?
Chelsea.
My wife.
Handler?
My wife.
She makes me laugh.
I don't know.
She was that funny.
She can be funny.
Yeah.
She's sneaky funny.
Tell me a joke that she said once.
Yeah.
They're all super inappropriate.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like when Shane's at the roast of Kevin Harts
called Chelsea Handler,
see penis handlers.
That was my favorite
favorite part of that.
Come on, man.
Do you understand the joke?
Yeah.
Pretty easy one.
We got to pick a theme tomorrow
for a theme week.
Okay?
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You got ten bucks.
Go try it out.
Go opto.
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If you don't like it,
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I don't know what I'll say, but I will apologize.
Okay.
And I don't do that very often.
You can ask Randy, have I ever apologized to you?
Not once.
Never.
Never will.
I'm not going to apologize for what I'm about to say because there's nothing to apologize about.
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We actually watched Patriot Games.
The Patriot Games.
It was not what I was expect.
This was a, you know, we're, to be fair,
This is a Trump, a Trump thing.
He said, we're going to do this.
We're bringing them.
We're going to do this.
We're going to get the finest from each state and they're going to compete.
What's the price?
There's a pool of $250,000 worth of all scholarship funds.
They just put it in a pool.
It's going to get wet.
Well, yeah, I don't even think there's a swimming portion, too, so that's weird.
Why don't you, uh, why your powers down real quick?
No.
The scholarship funds.
Don't hit me with the JBL Bluetooth shut off.
Bad joke sound.
We'd even turn it on this morning, so.
God, let it go.
No.
You upset Randy.
Yeah, we watched a dodge ball yesterday.
I was so disappointed watching that.
Team Unity sucked.
Here's what I'm thinking.
While it didn't, it wasn't the best dodge ball,
I'm trying to think what good dodge ball looks like.
Good athletes.
We'll start there.
Guys who know how to throw a ball.
We'll start with that.
Yeah.
I didn't think it was the worst.
Oh, it was the worst.
So for people that don't remember, the Patriot games,
during like the beginning of the year for 250 years of America,
Trump announced that there was going to be a booth for in the DC for each state
during the actual celebration.
And then he announced the Patriot games.
And there was going to be a guy to grow up from each state, I believe.
High schoolers.
And they were like athlete and they're going to do athletic events.
And that's all it was.
Like they didn't really say what it was.
So there's like, I think a presidential fitness test.
sort of thing. There's definitely some
track and field. There's dodge ball. There's tug of war. There's dodge ball,
tug of war. I think there's some basketball stuff
too. So it's like a hodgebodge. Good thing
or unfortunately for Dylan, it's not just
good old-fashioned tugging. Otherwise, he'd have to be there competing.
Here's the gripe I have. You're the king of tugs.
Aside from the poor production of the
what we were watching yesterday,
is that the guys... The production is not good.
The guys who were competing in the dodge ball
are just fly out not athletic.
I don't understand what happened.
like I kind of expected it to be like I don't know why I was like oh yeah they're going to go get like
the best athletes and like she like the they've got first of all they have Jordan rogers
Matthew Barry they have a real crew there doing commentating they interviewed one of the kids
afterward and they first of all the the lady doing the sideline reporting doesn't know shit
about these kids and it's not all her fault one kid hadn't hit puberty yet she was like so like do
play baseball or football he's like no he was like yeah I play baseball in the spring sometimes
but that's about it and what I mainly do is
like American Ninja Warrior stuff.
I'm like, what?
That's not really like the athlete you're thinking.
Don't let this get back to Will, but one guy threw like Will.
I've never seen.
I have a video of Dylan and I don't know, maybe we'll edit it up, but we can't.
It's Dylan didn't know I was recording.
It's him and it's just the back of him watching this.
And I've never seen him more disgusted.
I've never seen like bullied Dorn out on display.
It was like high school, he was mad.
I was disgusted with what I was watching.
If we can get five...
How do I release the video?
I'll give it to me and I'll see what I can cut out,
what I can just bleep to make it funny.
You let me roll...
Today, I'll release it.
You let me roam the halls of my high school,
Anderson High School,
which wasn't like an outstanding athletic, you know,
school base.
I would have put together a team
that would have decimated,
absolutely destroyed the guys out there.
No joke.
Destroyed them.
And that's just from one high school.
Like...
It was embarrassing.
I was shocked by the lack of dodging.
There was a lot of lack of dodging.
There was a couple throws that just went straight into the ground or into the air.
And I was like, these kids are not the most.
It's so funny, though.
The best dodgeball player I'd ever seen was my friend, D. Williams, D.R.
Williams.
And he would throw, he was a kid who was like, he had the best arm going into high school.
but he ended up playing football,
but he would draw, he side-armed it.
And when the ball went by your head, you, like, hurt it.
And it was like, everybody stopped down, like, oh, four.
What kind of balls is you guys use?
We had two different ones.
So did we.
There was the really grippy one,
and then there was, like, the harder one.
Okay, we had a phone one, which was, like, the safe one.
The phone one, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They'd mix in a couple, like, kickball-type balls.
Those ones you don't want to get hit.
And one of them was the smaller.
It's like the size of a miniature basketball,
but it was material.
of a kickball.
And you could throw that thing a thousand miles per hour
and just decapitate somebody.
Probably they had to take it out of the mix.
When he would throw, like, dude, it was like,
it was so funny.
Watching people get pegged by him, pause.
Like, watching people get hit by him would be like,
oh, like, they would walk about, you good, man.
It was so fun.
Nobody really got smoked in this.
What's the next event we get to watch?
I mean, everything I think finishes tonight,
like the finals and the ceremonies are done.
But we were watching that.
The orange man's going.
Orange man's going to be there.
And we're going to get some gold.
We're going to get him interacting with just a junior in high,
juniors in high school.
Yeah.
And it's going to be,
he's going to like somehow like say something patronizing.
Like he's going to be like, well, they're not real athletes,
but they're club.
You know, he's going to say something.
It's going to be like really demeaning,
even though this is his thing.
Right.
Biden will probably get some unnecessary stray.
He's going to be disappointed.
They didn't want the fitness.
The athletes didn't show out.
We got Tug Award today, boys and girls, victory hoops.
What is victory hoops?
I think it's just basketball.
So I think that everything is available on the SPN app.
And then it's actually going to be like they're going to make up probably a whole collage or not collage.
Like, you know, an edit of everything that's going to be airing on ABC on Thursday.
They're going to send the winners the best.
athletes hold on winners from each okay boys and girls will be immediately sent down to
big bend uh in texas to erect a border wall really the middle of the park wow no it's a
davidorial y'all davidorial you didn't like that he powered down from my what's that
that's the tomatoes the tomatoes don't i met you
So I really thought this was going to be like the Olympics
where it's like the best athletes from each, you know, state.
Like I was right.
I don't know why, but I thought maybe we'd see like some kid like,
oh, that's that fucking four star quarterback.
I was expecting to see like a Colin Simmons type out there.
I would love to see, I would love to see like elite baseball football players playing dodgeball.
Just go get, just go, yeah, go to Duncanville right now and you'll find like 400 kids more athletic
than what we saw yesterday.
I wonder, man, I wonder if there's still.
playing dodge by the way it's worth watching just because like the the referees look like they don't
they don't look like they care it looks very like it looks very uh frat rec league in college
here's how this is the way it seems to me it's intramaroles the pet the patriot games were
coming up and then like they forgot to form like a committee to plan everything that oh shit we
got to put this together real fast and so they scrambled and found some
some like rec league referees
and they reached out to like four high schools
like can you guys please help us
get some athletes together like yeah sure
there's some kids they put together last minute
there's a couple kids who have like the
I want to say the South Lake hair
but now like all the high schools here do it
with the bleach blonde like the white kids
with the bleach blonde shaggy hair
yeah like there's a bunch of that
but like they don't they don't appear
to be slot receivers
like they're just like kids
who were like they probably played
like middle school football and sports
and then like they realized ninth grade like
all right
all right probably not happening for me
so I just Googled Patriot game selection process
because I want to figure out why like
because clearly it wasn't the best athletes
120 high school athletes ages 14 to 17
were selected through an online video application process
okay competitors were chosen to represent every
U.S. state territories military families overseas
and tribal nations
eligibility is just they had to be a U.S. citizen
and residents.
A video application.
Age must be in good academic standing.
And they were asked,
contentist discussed life experiences
and meaningful, personal, cultural,
or community ties they had.
So, like, they didn't really, like, see,
hey, are you, like, a state qualifier
or whatever?
It was just like...
Back in the day, Dylan's DMs had a lot of video applications.
That's true.
A lot of people.
A lot of people wanted to work
for Dylan, like back in the Tfm days.
Yeah, so you sent me video applications in my DMs or something.
Power me down.
I don't, every time I hear it though, I feel like we need the on.
Like we need that one too to balance it out.
It might just get really, people are going to be like, dude,
every time I hear that, like I look around thinking, am I speak, you know?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
So yeah, I guess, yeah, Dylan was, it was a very,
funny seeing Dylan actually upset about it.
I was appalled at what I was saying.
I hated it.
We have to release the video.
I'll figure out what I can do with it.
Yeah, you got to edit it out, dude.
If somebody in the,
if somebody in the chat right now goes opto,
we'll release it today.
Like, whoa.
Yeah, I didn't say like a slur.
No, he didn't.
You were just, you were just, you were just.
It's funny, you just yelling at like 15-year-old's on screen.
You were just, you were just, you were just,
I mean, like, genuinely disgusted.
I was.
I was.
I hated it.
It kind of felt like you were mad that you weren't there to, like, show them what actual
athleticism was.
I mean, it's 34 seconds.
Don't play it.
Brett's in there, too, by the way.
Brett, Brett's not quite as vocal, but Brett, Brett's body language is like, because I bet
Brett was a problem on the dodge ball court.
I bet he was.
Oh, Brett's got a good arm.
He was a quarterback.
They used to call me to deflect.
I mean, they weren't good, but he was their quarterback.
Did you hear what I said?
They used to call me the deflector.
Because you used to held the ball and deflected?
They would just go out there.
Somebody would say, get it to them.
They tossed me one.
My job was just to go around.
They would wing one.
I'd be like, boink.
Nice try.
Boink.
I was, uh, yeah.
That's nasty.
All day, dude.
I was really just setting my bullets out.
I bet Randy just posted up on the, like, the very back row.
No, no, no.
I was the opposite.
I was very much, I didn't have the best arm.
Your front line?
And I didn't, you know, I wasn't going to catch, but I could dodge like a motherfucker.
So what I was, I was front line, get in their heads and like, try to annoy the fuck out of them.
Like, I'm standing right on the front line.
You're doing somersaults and shit.
Exactly.
I'm like, come out and like hit me.
So they go for me.
And I'm able to dodge it.
And my rest of my boys are able, like, get them out.
So I was very good at dodging.
This guy.
It's all a mental game.
I was actually just, I was just looking for the.
unathletic female with classes in the back.
He was winging it to her.
You totally threw it out of face.
I did hit one on accident one time.
I hit a girl one time.
And it wasn't dodgeball.
It was a combo game.
It was dodgeball, but with a stand that had a puck on it.
And you had to hit you, if you threw it and hit the puck off, you won.
But you could guard it.
And I threw one as hard as I could and just let it go too late.
And I just missile.
Smoke this girl in the glasses, busted her glasses.
Did you apologize to her?
No, I told you I don't apologize for shit.
Okay.
I'm the deflectors.
Jeez.
All right, man.
That's why they said, they said, you're going to deflect from now.
We can't have you throwing.
Yeah, you got that hurting people.
Too dangerous.
Bam, bam, bam, bam.
They were saying like my smoke was too loud.
Really?
I didn't know you had it like that.
It was a long time ago.
Yeah.
I don't really like to talk about it.
Yeah.
I mentioned before, but by senior year, I was in sports conditioning as one of my
electives. And it's pretty much like a blowoff class, but it's like all juniors and seniors and all
the athletes of the school. And all we did was like lift weights and sometimes play sports.
But we shared the gym with like life and wellness, which was another like blow off elective
gym class. But it was all like people that weren't athletic and just like doing this as some type of.
And we played dodge ball against them. So we have like all the athletes of the school versus like
the people that are just, you know, pretty much walk the mile.
And it wasn't good.
It was funny, though, but it wasn't good.
You know, I was in weightlifting the morning of 9-11.
Oh, yeah.
Really?
Your story.
For my first period class, my senior year was weightlifting.
Sick class.
People like, like, so with my son, when he asked me, like, what I was doing on 9-11,
I'm like, well, I'm going to be completely honest with you.
I was lifting weights because I was.
It's a true story.
I had first period off.
Shout out Coach Anderson.
Coach Anderson wheeled the TV in.
Shout to him, too, because he realized it was a big deal,
whether not naming names,
but there were some people in administration who maybe were like,
all right, go back to class.
Like, see what's going on here, dude?
Yeah, it's kind of a big moment.
Like, dude, we're getting 9-11 right now.
This isn't good.
That was what I was saying.
That's what Dave was saying, yeah.
So some good fights in that class, too.
Saw some good fights in that class.
Yeah.
Two of them, yeah.
Not involving me.
But there was a couple of fights that were like, damn.
And you're like, you know what?
Of course there was a fight in the sports conditioning class too.
Yeah.
It was guys who didn't play like football that were just lifting weights.
So they didn't have like the fear of like the coaches.
But it was you had all the testosterone of weightlifting without the fear.
So it was just like, yeah, we're going to pop off a little bit.
God, what a great class that was.
You don't tell Will what I said about us throwing.
Well, you did it on the pop.
Yeah, but I think I have it on the video on vacation.
He's not listening.
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will no one tell will look this is this is inner circle shit no one listening he's not going
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narrows it down she can tell us the names and we'll pull up their rush videos and we'll decide for her.
I don't want to do that.
Okay, so here's what we're really upset about right now.
Sorority Rush is back in action, and the videos have started to leak out, all right?
And we're not happy about it, but we're letting you know so you can avoid them.
Guys, I'm 42 years old.
I have a family.
I don't want to see this.
Don't send these to us.
We hate it.
We're over it.
Again, we're just, we're warning you that these are out so you can avoid them.
I'll take away your
Patreon
Like here's what
I'll show you an example of the disgusting display
that we want you to avoid
Here's one of them
This is a sped up country too
This was this AZD
I hate that I like this
These are Bobcats Dave
This is Texas State
I hate it
What are they doing?
It's ridiculous
I just like it's
This is these
They better not show up at that UT
Texas State
game. I know, right? I'll, I will walk up and be like, hey, I don't like that.
Hey, we actually prefer to do you guys left. We don't want you to be here. Hey, you're
madame. Hey, ladies. There's another one too. I don't know. There's another video.
Head over boots, it says. This is the same sorority. Somebody did a deep dive.
Look, they're wearing like, you know, workout stuff.
Guys, I see enough of this at the gym. You're wearing tight spandex stuff or whatever it's called.
and it's not wholesome, it's not appropriate.
You know what actually is, I'm wondering about this.
They start off with Celsius in there and then do a crack.
Is Texas state, are they sponsored?
Do they get a deal?
Why is my son's name on their banner?
Yeah, all roads lead to Alpha Z.
That's a good question.
Wait, wait, wait, what's going on?
It's got, there's, did my timelines get mixed up and I,
I don't know, man
I'm just so sick of it
I don't know man
But every time I see one of these
It just reminds me that freaking college football
So freaking close
God how many more sleeps
How many more sleeps?
I don't know dude
I can't freaking stand it
I was so mad about this
But you mentioned the college football thing
I'm kind of back in
Now I'm mad that there's not a game on right now
Oh
I'm like double pissed off
Gosh man it's so
Dave it's so close dude
Oh he just threw the Kleenex box again
That's how you know he's upset.
If there's a Thursday game, week zero,
that means we have, what, 16 sleeps?
Think about it.
Think about it, Randy.
I might just stay up until,
because I don't want to even think about,
like, dreaming about college football.
I just want to wait for it, you know?
Yeah.
It's going to stay up?
Yeah.
I might go into space.
I might go into space and try to find a black hole.
Try to find a black hole.
God, that's a good idea.
Go through it and then just go right to college full.
be carefully you might miss the whole season fuck you can just spin like just a quick like you know no no no no no no so i was
wondering he's wondering i i you know dylan someone accidentally linked actually just the page not the
video whatever but uh i don't know how i do links but uh texas state alpha fee Texas state not a huge
school but you know you guys went to it it's your all mother i'm not gonna say anything 10.3k followers
Do you think that, like, having a sorority that has a bunch of, like, TikTok and, you know, Instagram followers is, like a big selling point to them.
Are they telling girls that?
Yes.
For sure.
Like, we have, oh, yeah, we have, like, 500K followers on TikTok as a house.
Dude, yes.
Yes.
Look up a different sorority.
That's a big deal.
Actually, don't.
What's the biggest soror?
Like, what are the biggest sororities?
I can have a thing like that.
Kyo.
Just we know to avoid and we can go to the page and see how many followers.
Kai-O.
But like where?
Oh, like at Arizona State, Arizona.
Then you got, you know, Ole Miss, Alabama, Georgia.
Because those are.
Party schools.
Those are very big schools.
And they're known for their Greek lives.
Are they?
I don't know.
I guess I have to see some video evidence.
Just so you know not to check it out.
Just for research purposes.
Actually, go there so we can block it.
Just try to like figure out.
I bet you, you know, that would be a great TFM article to like see which shorties have the biggest
followings.
I'm just going to look it up.
We don't write for Tfm anymore.
Yeah, I'm 42 years old.
Yeah, I'm 40. I'm 43.
I used to work there.
That's a Dan, John.
But hey, that's life when you're a motherfucking brat star.
Unfortunate.
Uh, you're failing right now.
Just look up a big one at Purdue.
Let's go block all of them.
Social follow.
This is in-game research right here.
Yes, this is not.
If you're just listening, you're not.
liking what's happening it's probably like bama tridel is got like a million what's that song what's
that country song what's the song i don't know i know i know i've heard it they do it i hear
yeah yeah yeah kind of catchy i don't know i'll look into it i don't want him don't look into this
disgusting behavior yeah so be careful out there guys you gave up very quickly on yeah
what did you just
yeah
I didn't really know
but I mean I'm sure there are
the chat look at the chat
yeah chat let me know if anyone
knows if there's like a sorority
with like over a million followers on TikTok
it's probably got to be no
yeah oh I think
they just zero uggos allowed
it's just look up Tridell
bama
just check it out dude
I don't know man
bam
bam bam bam bam
There you go.
There's that Instagram right there.
Okay.
They have 21,000 followers on Instagram,
but I got to assume TikTok is much bigger.
There's some guy right now.
He's like, I'm a day trader,
but like sometimes I pop into the chat,
but like, no, they're not even like top tier.
They're not even mid-tier.
You guys looked up the wrong sorority.
He's like L-O-Rater.
Yeah.
In the ACD house is nice.
Yeah, I do.
I went there a couple times.
Handsome little guy on a pickup truck.
I spent a couple nights there,
what?
I didn't.
I know the social following is a something that they
will take into account when looking at new members.
Really?
Yeah.
That's,
that's kind of sorry.
Well, I'm pretty sure that there was a...
What if they look?
Like, you go back through Rush and they're like,
so like, does Dylan guy's cool?
He's like probably good for like athletics and stuff.
But like also like there's all these pictures of him as like a hot dog.
I don't get.
He's only got like 400 followers.
Like, not many friends.
Here's this one tweet that went viral, but like this Will DeFries guy has the same tweets.
I don't know, like, who did it originally?
I think there was always the rumor.
I don't know if I ever confirmed it, that Sigma Kai would ask how much your dad made on like a form when you were rushing.
Like how much your family brought in.
Yeah, that's not surprising.
They want to see your dad's tax return?
Oh, man.
So yeah.
All right.
This shit pissing me off.
There's too much of it, too.
Did they get sponsored by Celsius?
I got to assume that there's probably a rep in the house that works for Celsius.
And they, uh, because there were like people in our college that were like Red Bull reps or rock star reps.
So I assume that there's probably some sorority girl.
You need a monster rep.
Ooh.
That would be a sick job in college.
You just fucking go around, just doing extreme shit, just handing out monsters.
I've never seen them.
Like, Red Bull has, like, the car.
I've never seen a monster mobile.
But now you've got the monster Big 12.
Hell yeah.
It's going to end up being a good deal.
So, like, this one is, like, hashtag Celsius on campus.
Mm-hmm.
These chicks are just dialed.
So I'm assuming that they probably had to do that, uh, that hashtag and that someone is a
college kids are drinking too much Celsius, aren't they?
Like, they're drinking like three or four a day.
There's some kids like sitting in Alkech right now,
Texas State.
They're just absolutely just deleting Celsius.
Whereas like, if I drink one, I feel bad about myself.
Yeah.
Just because I'm like, I'm smart enough to know that like this isn't the best thing for me.
I still love a cell.
I mean, they're good.
I almost have one this morning.
I've already planned on habit one today.
I mean, I have to split one with Dylan if I want one.
I don't drink caffeine.
We did, we did split one last week or a week before whenever it was.
I fucking hate your energy, Randy.
No, exactly.
That's I.
You hate that I have energy.
I hate that you have just natural, God-given energy.
Oh, it's called ADHD, probably.
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Cam Coleman for a sec?
of course cam coleman is the transfer wide receiver at the university of texas and he went viral over the weekend
because he made a catch during practice that was uh pretty unbelievable but it brought out the
the critics big time let's play why dude it's a it's a great ball okay that's nasty
first of all can i point out the practice bubble that they're playing they're playing in right here
Texas has a, they have a brand new practice facility that was supposed to be ready for fall camp.
It has not finished, however.
So they're still practicing.
And what I can only assume is the ugliest indoor practice facility in college football among like, you know.
Are other colleges not doing the bubble?
I don't think it looks at that bad.
There are a few doing the bubble, but this one is, it's really old and really bad.
From the outside, it's all like just weather stained and it's just gross.
anyway the new facility should be ready anytime now so who is arch throwing to there okay
what happened all right so we get we got we got two different types of uh what do you what
are you calling just shitheads did he run the wrong route the ball was clearly deflected also
from according to people who were at the practice it wasn't even archer through the ball
But it was deflected by someone at the line or perhaps a linebacker,
and that's why he had to adjust, contort his body the other way.
It was also a duck.
No one throws a ball like that.
So wait, guys are just deflecting passes.
Like, what's going on with the O line?
Look at this.
You can't make this play day.
No, those years are behind me.
So I guess I have a question here.
It's Cam Coleman, Ray.
And he doesn't play for Purdue.
Yeah, yeah, well, that's clear.
So are these the new guardian caps?
Like, they look much better than before.
I'm assuming everyone's wearing.
They look a little slimmer, don't they?
Yeah, they look like, just kind of like the helmet's bigger.
Yeah, yeah, they definitely have guardian caps on.
I like these better.
The other, the other type that's coming at this video is, they're saying like, dude, you try that against my team, dude.
You're going to, you're going to fucking, your head's going to get taken off, bro.
What decade are these fans from?
Yeah.
Dude, you're going to get split in half and you do that.
If you do that against Oklahoma, dude, you're just going to be sitting out the rest of the game with a concussion.
Yeah, I guess.
Shut off.
Sure, man.
Just appreciate a good play and we can move on with our lives.
Yeah, that's insane.
That's insane.
I'm so excited to watch this, dude.
He's unbelievable.
So excited.
How many sleeps, Randy?
zero for me
16 for you
right
Texas State's just gonna
just double this dude
bracket this guy's entire
shit on him
don't let Cam Coleman beat you
that's the game plan
that's the game plan
he's nasty you had a tweet
you had a tech poke the tech bear
that didn't get any action
I was very sad
I got our friends over at the gambling galchos
to respond that they responded
and I was really hoping
it was gonna really set off
some discourse he said nice a i slop you liberal hippie that's right yeah there's a
someone released a graphic that was uh the first year that each team won there and had their first
ten-win season okay for texas it was nineteen forty five for texas tech it was 1932 so they they
they they got to ten wins before texas did and someone some tech fan of course pointed that out
and so yeah i had to hang a banner for them the banner just
just says recorded 10-win season before texas that is a very like you get suppressed is my only
that's my only it's because you didn't you got to do your a i slopping with grok okay it probably
you probably be viral by now i might i might do that tweet you should try it no i don't
give you i'll give you retweet i don't want them to come after me no you don't want that smoke dog
no it's just too much all right got smoke is too much let me talk about my next thing and then we'll
finish with the retro slop before we'll do an ad read before it.
I don't know we're slopping out.
You're going to hate that segment.
I'm actually, I'm on your train.
Oh, let's go.
I've been for one.
All right.
Before we do that, though, I watched a movie called Obsession, which I saw, got a lot of
a lot of love on the socials.
Have you heard of this movie?
No.
It's on Peacock.
It is a horror movie, and it's really good.
Where do you find the shit you watch?
Obsession is a pretty big movie right now.
Yeah, it's a big, it's in the guise.
It's a big, John.
I know, but like you, you dabble across multi-platforms.
Oh, I'm, dude, I'm, I'm multi-plattie.
Everyone's what you're, but what's your like, is it like word of mouth or is it,
you go and see what's like, like, top 10 and you're like, I'll give it a shot.
It's a little of both.
All right.
Yeah.
I'm, I'm in, I'm on the apps, dude.
Find me on the apps.
Okay, I'll look for you.
Yeah, I'll be, I'll find me scrolling.
I'll look for that next, that next gas.
Wait a second.
It's a pretty good idea to make.
to make a hinge or Tinder type thing of what should I watch right now and then like just so stuff
that's available streaming and you plug what streaming service you have and then right left right
left.
Okay.
That makes it just easy.
Like, okay.
Yeah, I can watch that.
You should vibe code it.
It's certainly one way to do it.
All right.
I'm not going to do any spoilies, but I'm going to tell you what kind of what it's about.
I'll pull up.
These kids are, they're not kids.
They're young adults.
This guy has a crush on this girl, right?
but she's not she's not feeling him back and he goes to this uh like mad like a crystal kind of like a
crystal shop and they have these things there called a uh a wishing willow or something anyway it's a
little stick you make a wish and you break it and allegedly it comes true he wishes that this girl
would love him more than anyone in the world this girl he had a crush on and it worked and she
became super obsessed with this guy and it's then she
gets like possessed because she's like she's just like one track minded she's all about this guy
and uh it's fucking dark and awesome i highly recommend it if you like horror movies and i do
it would have hit better in october but uh still really really good there's a the last five
minutes is a wild ride check it out it's good it's good i recognize one person and it's andy rickter
yeah andy richter's in it but he's a very very minor character uh it's good
man, it's good.
94% rotten tomatoes.
It's dark and creepy and good.
Check it out.
Obsession.
And that is my recommendation.
Okay.
Again, I don't want to spoil it.
I could talk about it, but I don't want to.
Do I need to be watching?
Do I need to go watch the Idaho murders thing?
Because I see a lot of discourse and I'm like...
I haven't tapped into that one.
I'm just thinking like, is there really any discourse to be had?
Like, do we not...
I thought this is pretty open and sure.
I mean, I guess it's how much you stayed up with the case.
Because there were things I did not know.
Like last time I checked in, like I knew the guy got caught, but I didn't know how.
And then also I didn't know like a bunch of other stuff.
So it kind of does a good job of explaining everything and how it happened.
Because last I heard, like no one had heard anything or sorry anything, but then that came out that like people did hear stuff.
and it is there some is there like a potential controversy i don't think no i think it's like not a serious
one i think it's pretty cut and try the guy did it but as far as like you know just walking through
how they did everything and learning new like crime scene uh you know forensic science and stuff it was
kind of interesting okay i was in and out i didn't watch the full thing but but kiler named starter over
j j mcc car oh oh damn i thought i thought i thought
McCartney was having like the camp dog i don't know all the uh i don't
jay's people i follow were pretty sure dang that's kind of crazy yeah i still don't think
he's that good like he's not a he's not a franchise quarterback yeah i don't know he can't see
over the line maybe that's you through that past the cam colman that would that would be really weird
if yeah i don't think he was there he has no university of texas no none at all he's from texas but
he's from texas he's from texas yeah he's from texas yeah
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You're going to hate it. You're going to hate it. Have you seen the retro slop?
on mostly on Instagram is where I'm seeing it.
Probably.
It's like a day in 1988 on like here's Halloween,
1988 and it just takes you through like,
you know, being a kid again.
And dude, I like I understand that it's really hokey
and it's all AI generated,
but it just hits me, it hits me right in the nostalgia feels, man, every time.
It's very good.
I've been on this, I've been on a nostalgia, social media thing
for like many, many years.
It takes you back.
It used to be like a bunch of actual photos of like, you know, grade school and stuff
and people put it to sad music.
It was like, oh, like that was good.
And then AI tried replicating it and was not good.
And I've been talking to my brother and Will about it for like a year or two.
I'm like, but now I think AI has done a very good job of like, fuck, it is hard to like tell
this isn't real that it's caught up.
It's caught up with the actual photos.
It looks.
It just, yeah, it looks good enough.
And it just like, man, like there's a lot of blockbook.
scenes of the old school pizza huts.
So this is like a Christmas one.
Is this song gonna get us ding, Drany?
I mean, all of them do get a sting that just doesn't really.
We already did, uh,
hands on one on a pung on,
I'm drunk.
That's true.
They're watching Scrooge.
One of my favorite Christmas movies.
So I put,
I put four,
Rennie,
do you add one?
She's country by Jason Aldine.
I did,
I did add one.
Okay.
Well, let's do,
let's do,
go to,
There we go.
They didn't get the pizza right.
That's not what their pizza looks like.
You're in Blockbuster.
You got Mario Kart about to be an absolute weekend.
They do a really good job of this stuff.
The ones in high grade school that they do are nuts.
That controller, one of the worst controllers in the game.
The N64?
I didn't like the controller.
That's a trash-ass plate that person has.
This is, what, October 1991?
Those ones are really good.
The one, they have a good, like, a good old.
you know
classroom
being in school
on October 31st
and you're just like man
about to go hit the streets
with the boys
and sometimes they have like
the crafts
like the POV of the like
the person doing like the crafts
is like I remember doing that
specific like craft
or like coloring that specific
drawing of like a Christmas
it does a good job
does a good job
of bringing you back
and that one's like
a little too AI right there
but
look that don't you just want
to like just transport yourself
take me back
So the 80s
ones don't really hit for me
Yeah, because you're just
You're just a pop
But here
How about this one?
This one might hit for you
This was the one that I sent to Will
And my brother and said
I think this is
That AI is officially caught up
Like this feels like
What it felt like back then
How he's got the big car
Yeah, dude, what's up?
Welcome back to the early 2000s
It's
Is part of course you're still around
Sorry
Yeah
Yeah
I mean, it was dying, but yeah
Like this is when you guys were in high school
I did that disc man
I mean, yeah
I mean this is some slop
And I refuse to let it make me emotional
You're getting a little teary eye
It gets me a little emotion man
I'm a softy
A bit slop though
Like how much water are you wasting right now
You're getting
You're wasting water out of your eyes right now
Dave's fucking crying
In his eyes out
I don't cry
Yes
He doesn't apologize he doesn't cry
I need more of the fashion
this was the fashion okay there it is
that's Dave right there
oh burning the CD come on man
like I'm pretty sure my brother had that exact shirt
I'd like this I'd like this better if this was paid actors
and written by a human
yeah I get it
I get it yeah sometimes
I would slap is good enough you're like you fuck it
I don't care that it's sloth
sometimes that sometimes
sometimes a few fours all you need
you know I was born in the slop Dave
so you say I'd say
that a lot. I don't think you were.
What the fuck?
I don't think you've been down in the trenches one time, dude.
Dude, you're always
in here acting like you're out the mud, but I don't know if you all.
You wouldn't last a day in my fucking
Dave's doing that thing where he's over talking because he's
crying. He's doing that thing.
I'm not even crying. You're crying.
Davey boys getting emotional.
I discovered this one night when I had an
early bird. Oh, that will head shot.
Oh, man.
I want to hear like, I want to see the 2000s
with like a finch song over it or something i like a little mud not a puddle of mud i think the
halloween ones are my favorite yeah very folly just get out of school go on get your costume go take a
shit on old man morris's door they didn't have that in here the grade school ones will always
hit me hard like people like a single file line you see like the uh teacher with their sweater vest on
and it's just like nostalgia slop is probably a better way to say yes i knew a guy who uh church church
trip to Gulf Shores, Alabama.
One summer, he, like, beach retreat.
He, he pooed in a paper towel roll.
He pooed in it, in the roll.
Like, not the, like, an, like, the little middle thing.
Yeah.
Okay, the, yeah, the cardboard part.
Went out on the balcony and slung it.
And he did a poop, a poop slinger.
And the thing went so far, and, like, everybody was out there to watch him do it.
What the hell?
Yeah, I don't know.
Why he did it?
What is wrong with that kid?
I don't know, but I got to tell you, it flew way,
further than you think.
Like, I've never thought about it.
You know, but you think about weird shit, like,
punting Jets pizza.
Right.
He thought he was an innovator.
He was like, watch this.
And he slung this thing off the palkity.
And I'm telling you, watching that thing fly, we were like, oh, like, look it around.
Like, didn't think it was going to go that far.
Don't get that guy around a couple of chimpanzees.
It was a victim was crime.
It didn't even learn that.
It didn't go, like, you know, parking lot.
You like, into, like, the beach, you know, the in-between part, but the, the, before the beach.
what's it called
where you know
all the rattlesnakes live
the wasteland
the waste area
the grass
the grass and shit
where you don't go down
there looking for golf balls
he slung it into that
and I'm telling you
this thing was
this thing was aerodynamic
who thinks to do that
I could say his name
but I won't
um question
he was a he was a fringe guy
he was a guy
we're like okay
so was it his poop
yeah
and he pooped into it
correct
and he was like
eighth grade or something
but he just like pinched
that one end?
I don't know how we did it, dude.
We weren't there for that part.
He just goes, all right, I'm going to do it.
And so, like, people were out on their balconies
looking over at the other balcony.
Luckily, I wasn't in a room with this guy.
And he just did it.
And everybody was like, whoa.
And that was it.
We went inside, probably talked about it for, like,
the next couple days.
Escrow Petronus.
Yeah, it wasn't a spell.
Little escrowments.
More of a smell, really.
Oh.
We still have that one, folks.
It's not that good.
And I don't want.
to see me
Goo Goo dolls
Duh
Dave's gonna go home and cry
Johnny Resnick
About puka shell necklaces
It's okay Dave
I've got pictures of me wearing one
I found a real scum bag picture of me yesterday
I was rocking puka
I found the skimmyest I've ever looked
from high school
Yeah
Yeah
Did anybody join the Patreon
Because we're not released in the video
Way to go
I blew it
Nobody in the chat?
That's what I'm giving you an opportunity.
I mean,
I did.
I've been monitoring the chat.
I always monitor the chat.
I blew it.
Way to go.
Nobody monitors the chat like Will did when he was here last week.
Will was just like, yeah, I'm in the chat.
He was just in there conversing with people.
I like it.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
It's time.
