Circling Back - Patriot Games, Sorority Rush, & Nostalgia Slop | Circling Back 8-11-26

Episode Date: August 11, 2026

The Patriot Games are ongoing and the athletes STINK, sorority rush videos are back and we're absolutely disgusted, Cam Coleman caused a stir on the bird app, Dillon watched 'Obsession', and Dillon an...d Randy love nostalgia slop. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/6GWLSnyJKGMDIWsYC0RBG2?si=f9e2bcc01d2a4573&nd=1&dlsi=dd35daf7973642a1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (12:50) Patriot Games • (29:20) Sorority rush vids are back • (40:55) Cam Coleman • (45:30) Dillon Watched ‘Obsession’ • (51:10) Dillon is addicted to nostalgia slop Support This Episode’s Sponsors: - BetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% at ⁠https://betterhelp.com/circling⁠ - Poncho: Go to ⁠https://ponchooutdoors.com/STEAM⁠ for $10 off your first order and free shipping. - Storyblocks: Head to ⁠https://storyblocks.com/steam⁠ to access the human-made stock media library that’s essential to my workflow. For a limited time, they’re offering 15% off any annual plan, and that discount is only available through my link - Ridge Wallet: Go to ⁠https://ridge.com/⁠ and use code STEAM for 10% Off Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:04 All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:00:20 All right. This is a circling back podcast. This is what this is. My name is Dave. Hi. Welcome to the show. We've got a big one for you. Speaking of, here's Randall Trembachie producing.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Hi, Dave. Where are you going today? You're going somewhere. You're dressed kind of cool. No. No. Uh, if you want to hear how my day started, I don't want to be on a sour note on this podcast, but I wake up,
Starting point is 00:00:48 my knee popped. I was able to get back in, but that stunk. And then I go to my apartment gym, air conditioning's out. So I'm working out on this hot gym. Then I have one saving grace, one saving grace, is to listen to some music before the podcast, and I don't even get to do that. You know, you fucked up. Damn.
Starting point is 00:01:07 Whose fault is that, though? You could have put it on? I guess I could have. To answer your question, no, I'm just out of itty-bitty socks. So I didn't have any socks to wear we're shorts. So I decided to go jeans and boots. Is that the official name of those no-shows? Itty-bitty.
Starting point is 00:01:23 That's what I call them, yeah. All right. Okay. It's all that to say that we did not bump some tunes. Is that a panic fit? No. I had different shorts on. And then when I noticed I didn't have any socks at the ready, I went.
Starting point is 00:01:37 Let's go to, let's go jeans and boots. You can get that shirt and others like it at rowback.com with promo code Lutz 20 L-U-T-E-S-2-0. L-U-T-E-S-2-0. That's a good shirt. Is that a space shirt? Yeah, this is my second space shirt for them. I think it's called the Moonshot. It's a bunch of astronauts playing golf.
Starting point is 00:01:59 They have released a lot of new game day shirts for football season, tailgating. A bottom all. Dog, they have. they have so many universities on there now and they have new designs and on the chess where the usual dog logo is they have replaced that with the university logo and it looks they look super dope
Starting point is 00:02:21 yeah you don't have to tell me I literally bought everyone from every university why do you have everyone because I just can't fucking wait for college football and also because he roots for every single you know team except for Texas what if I told you it's just like it's less than three weeks away yeah I'd say yeah I know I've got an advent calendar in my home all right and i that's sick dog yeah when i go home i immediately put on a new team's polo really just
Starting point is 00:02:45 to like because i cannot freaking wait for college football man it cannot get here soon enough it can't no it really can't oh every morning i wake up and i'm like oh man i'm like yeah it's great but like a day closer but i was hoping like i would have slept for like three weeks and just woken up right there for that first game we can we can induce a coma for you if you'd like and then I'll just wake your ass up. Dude, you know how that first day of college football is going to hit Dave? It's going to hit like... Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Come on. Dude, I've already put down 105 bets. Seriously? I'm just getting started. Dude, I had to refinance my home. Yeah? Yeah. What do they call it in betting your...
Starting point is 00:03:34 How many blanks you put on a... What's the term? points not points units units dude how big is your unit bro do you i'm doing there's a special patreon tier for that i'm doing i'm doing a hundred dollar units this year no i'm doing a girl just a full benjamin i'm doing a thousand so how many units do you have spread across your 105 bets i don't talk about that publicly i don't know why you just talked you just brought it up publicly don't shivery what you just brought it up publicly all right here's the thing i got to talk i i nicely shed a little light into my my my my my gambling and you just you went too far dude i'm doing dude i'm doing a i'm doing a
Starting point is 00:04:18 four unit play this weekend i feel so my units are a thally it's an absolute law i'm only doing thawies i was driving into work this morning as i do i was on south of mar i was doing this yeah you're probably doing this i had parks in the back seat we were listening to bobby bones as we do there's a clanker next to me a waymo for the layperson and it was in the left lane i was in the right lane it's you know it's morning traffic it's pretty crowded on the roads the clanker decides it needs to make a right turn and it's in the left lane it just hit the brakes stopped completely turn the right blinker on meanwhile traffic is just stacking up behind it i'm in the right lane i it doesn't bother me at all so i'm like parks and i're laughing about it
Starting point is 00:05:04 they got to figure that shit out it really they really struggle on Lamar especially around the old most people struggle the old tour yeah yeah but it's not a good road um but yeah it's it's so funny and i mean you can't get mad there's no driver to get mad at you're like what do you just got to wait you know you can't honk at it i mean you can't but it's not going to do anything it's so funny dude cars were just i drive a little bit more aggressively when i see them like if i'm in a four-way stop and i see one i'll be like You pump faking? You're mad dogging it?
Starting point is 00:05:39 I'll laugh at it. I kind of try to humiliate it. Do you know the term mad dog? Is that a thing? No. Like pump faking. I just know pump faking. I just know pump fagin.
Starting point is 00:05:47 And that's called mad dog. Mean mug. We used to call it mad dogging. I don't know why. Mad dog, mean mug. And then pump fake. Yeah, I just know pump fake. Dave's out here pump faking clankers.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Our old our old boss at a previous blog, frat blog. he made a video in high school with some of our other friends that's really good that i don't know if it ever saw the light of day but it's just about pump faking and it was our old my old roommate rich uh and it was just him walking around austin high pump faking people and it was a really it's so fucked up it's a funny video well no it's like it the joke is that he's like not a big guy oh okay so he's like pump faking uh okay guys on the football team they're like pump faking they're like
Starting point is 00:06:31 pump faking's fun dude it's yeah it reminds me uh there's that scene in daisy confused like one of the opening scenes and football pump fakes a little freshman yeah he just like up against the wall it's pretty mean to do i'm due for a uh days and confused watch that used to be like a one i watched every summer we should we should start pump faking more i don't i don't know i mean i'm 42 i'm just not trying to get into confrontations that's fair i'm just a bad example to set for your two sons as well, probably. Yeah, man, we went outside last night, Rhodes and I, and we got T-ball assessments, not tryouts, in 12 days.
Starting point is 00:07:12 So put the, got the tea up, got his glove out. We, we've been playing a little catch, but he hadn't swung in a few weeks. And, dude, he's not missed a beat on the T. He is absolutely. He dialed? Yeah. I'm pretty excited for that.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Now. We'll catch a game this fall, man. Trying to get him to, you know, working on the fielding, it's not the easiest thing, especially when it's really hot out. But that trampoline that I bought, the ball trampoline, there's got to be a better name for it. That thing's pretty fun, and you're going to catch me out there by myself because the fielding it flies back at you. Judging based purely on Steen Parks' teams developed throughout the years, the fielding is not
Starting point is 00:07:56 going to come for a while. I mean, in coach pitch, if you put the ball in play, late, you're getting on base. Yeah. It's as simple as that. Yeah, I just, I'm trying to, I'm trying to teach them how to hinge at the hips to get a ground ball instead of like bend down at the knee, you know, squat down to get it. I'm like, dude, put your butt back.
Starting point is 00:08:18 Like that, you got to use, you got to use like potty words to like make them like interested and laugh. It's like, put your dumper back. I don't say dumper. Don't say dumper. Like put your butt back, buddy. That's how you bend down and get it. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:08:31 And then if there's a strikeout, throw it around the diamond. No, no, no. Sling it around, cocky, like sidearm it, drop it submarine. Don't do that. It'll go into left field immediately. Yeah, it's not good. Oh, man, we've got exactly five minutes recording this afternoon. That's exciting.
Starting point is 00:08:50 I put up a prompt on our Instagram. Maybe we can go to the chat, get some exactly five-minute prompts. We can now replay the chats. Yeah. You added that. Well, I mean, I just decided. If anyone's all re-watching on YouTube And they're like, why is the five-minute timer still there?
Starting point is 00:09:08 It's because if you edit on YouTube, then it deletes the whole chat. And I want people to be able to see the live chat that, you know, the chat's fun time. So if you're watching on YouTube after the fact, just skip the first five minutes. And then look at the chat sometimes because we've got some funny guys in the chat, some funny guys and gals. Guys and gals are also funny? Yes. Okay. Why is that surprising to you?
Starting point is 00:09:31 No, it's not. Fuck. Kind of sounds like it was. Yeah. Ladies are really funny. It can be really funny. Who's your favorite female comedian? Chelsea.
Starting point is 00:09:41 My wife. Handler? My wife. She makes me laugh. I don't know. She was that funny. She can be funny. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:48 She's sneaky funny. Tell me a joke that she said once. Yeah. They're all super inappropriate. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. I like when Shane's at the roast of Kevin Harts
Starting point is 00:09:59 called Chelsea Handler, see penis handlers. That was my favorite favorite part of that. Come on, man. Do you understand the joke? Yeah. Pretty easy one.
Starting point is 00:10:14 We got to pick a theme tomorrow for a theme week. Okay? Go try our Patreon out free for a week or just go hop in. You got ten bucks. Go try it out. Go opto.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Go jump in there. Go opto. If you don't like it, I'll issue an apology. I will. I'll send you a video and I'll say, hey, sorry it wasn't for you, we'll do better or whatever. I don't know what I'll say, but I will apologize.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Okay. And I don't do that very often. You can ask Randy, have I ever apologized to you? Not once. Never. Never will. I'm not going to apologize for what I'm about to say because there's nothing to apologize about. Yeah, we got two guys up here wearing poncho outdoors.
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Starting point is 00:11:35 I go run errands in this. I like to fly in this. Not even talking about the lightweight hoodie that I mowed a lawn in and just also hang out in. I like to fly in that one as well because I like to keep my elbows covered
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Starting point is 00:12:46 Get your hat. I need to get a new hat. Get your hat. We actually watched Patriot Games. The Patriot Games. It was not what I was expect. This was a, you know, we're, to be fair, This is a Trump, a Trump thing.
Starting point is 00:13:04 He said, we're going to do this. We're bringing them. We're going to do this. We're going to get the finest from each state and they're going to compete. What's the price? There's a pool of $250,000 worth of all scholarship funds. They just put it in a pool. It's going to get wet.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Well, yeah, I don't even think there's a swimming portion, too, so that's weird. Why don't you, uh, why your powers down real quick? No. The scholarship funds. Don't hit me with the JBL Bluetooth shut off. Bad joke sound. We'd even turn it on this morning, so. God, let it go.
Starting point is 00:13:40 No. You upset Randy. Yeah, we watched a dodge ball yesterday. I was so disappointed watching that. Team Unity sucked. Here's what I'm thinking. While it didn't, it wasn't the best dodge ball, I'm trying to think what good dodge ball looks like.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Good athletes. We'll start there. Guys who know how to throw a ball. We'll start with that. Yeah. I didn't think it was the worst. Oh, it was the worst. So for people that don't remember, the Patriot games,
Starting point is 00:14:08 during like the beginning of the year for 250 years of America, Trump announced that there was going to be a booth for in the DC for each state during the actual celebration. And then he announced the Patriot games. And there was going to be a guy to grow up from each state, I believe. High schoolers. And they were like athlete and they're going to do athletic events. And that's all it was.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Like they didn't really say what it was. So there's like, I think a presidential fitness test. sort of thing. There's definitely some track and field. There's dodge ball. There's tug of war. There's dodge ball, tug of war. I think there's some basketball stuff too. So it's like a hodgebodge. Good thing or unfortunately for Dylan, it's not just good old-fashioned tugging. Otherwise, he'd have to be there competing.
Starting point is 00:14:50 Here's the gripe I have. You're the king of tugs. Aside from the poor production of the what we were watching yesterday, is that the guys... The production is not good. The guys who were competing in the dodge ball are just fly out not athletic. I don't understand what happened. like I kind of expected it to be like I don't know why I was like oh yeah they're going to go get like
Starting point is 00:15:09 the best athletes and like she like the they've got first of all they have Jordan rogers Matthew Barry they have a real crew there doing commentating they interviewed one of the kids afterward and they first of all the the lady doing the sideline reporting doesn't know shit about these kids and it's not all her fault one kid hadn't hit puberty yet she was like so like do play baseball or football he's like no he was like yeah I play baseball in the spring sometimes but that's about it and what I mainly do is like American Ninja Warrior stuff. I'm like, what?
Starting point is 00:15:39 That's not really like the athlete you're thinking. Don't let this get back to Will, but one guy threw like Will. I've never seen. I have a video of Dylan and I don't know, maybe we'll edit it up, but we can't. It's Dylan didn't know I was recording. It's him and it's just the back of him watching this. And I've never seen him more disgusted. I've never seen like bullied Dorn out on display.
Starting point is 00:16:03 It was like high school, he was mad. I was disgusted with what I was watching. If we can get five... How do I release the video? I'll give it to me and I'll see what I can cut out, what I can just bleep to make it funny. You let me roll... Today, I'll release it.
Starting point is 00:16:17 You let me roam the halls of my high school, Anderson High School, which wasn't like an outstanding athletic, you know, school base. I would have put together a team that would have decimated, absolutely destroyed the guys out there. No joke.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Destroyed them. And that's just from one high school. Like... It was embarrassing. I was shocked by the lack of dodging. There was a lot of lack of dodging. There was a couple throws that just went straight into the ground or into the air. And I was like, these kids are not the most.
Starting point is 00:16:52 It's so funny, though. The best dodgeball player I'd ever seen was my friend, D. Williams, D.R. Williams. And he would throw, he was a kid who was like, he had the best arm going into high school. but he ended up playing football, but he would draw, he side-armed it. And when the ball went by your head, you, like, hurt it. And it was like, everybody stopped down, like, oh, four.
Starting point is 00:17:16 What kind of balls is you guys use? We had two different ones. So did we. There was the really grippy one, and then there was, like, the harder one. Okay, we had a phone one, which was, like, the safe one. The phone one, yeah, yeah, yeah. They'd mix in a couple, like, kickball-type balls.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Those ones you don't want to get hit. And one of them was the smaller. It's like the size of a miniature basketball, but it was material. of a kickball. And you could throw that thing a thousand miles per hour and just decapitate somebody. Probably they had to take it out of the mix.
Starting point is 00:17:42 When he would throw, like, dude, it was like, it was so funny. Watching people get pegged by him, pause. Like, watching people get hit by him would be like, oh, like, they would walk about, you good, man. It was so fun. Nobody really got smoked in this. What's the next event we get to watch?
Starting point is 00:18:02 I mean, everything I think finishes tonight, like the finals and the ceremonies are done. But we were watching that. The orange man's going. Orange man's going to be there. And we're going to get some gold. We're going to get him interacting with just a junior in high, juniors in high school.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Yeah. And it's going to be, he's going to like somehow like say something patronizing. Like he's going to be like, well, they're not real athletes, but they're club. You know, he's going to say something. It's going to be like really demeaning, even though this is his thing.
Starting point is 00:18:34 Right. Biden will probably get some unnecessary stray. He's going to be disappointed. They didn't want the fitness. The athletes didn't show out. We got Tug Award today, boys and girls, victory hoops. What is victory hoops? I think it's just basketball.
Starting point is 00:18:48 So I think that everything is available on the SPN app. And then it's actually going to be like they're going to make up probably a whole collage or not collage. Like, you know, an edit of everything that's going to be airing on ABC on Thursday. They're going to send the winners the best. athletes hold on winners from each okay boys and girls will be immediately sent down to big bend uh in texas to erect a border wall really the middle of the park wow no it's a davidorial y'all davidorial you didn't like that he powered down from my what's that that's the tomatoes the tomatoes don't i met you
Starting point is 00:19:34 So I really thought this was going to be like the Olympics where it's like the best athletes from each, you know, state. Like I was right. I don't know why, but I thought maybe we'd see like some kid like, oh, that's that fucking four star quarterback. I was expecting to see like a Colin Simmons type out there. I would love to see, I would love to see like elite baseball football players playing dodgeball. Just go get, just go, yeah, go to Duncanville right now and you'll find like 400 kids more athletic
Starting point is 00:20:01 than what we saw yesterday. I wonder, man, I wonder if there's still. playing dodge by the way it's worth watching just because like the the referees look like they don't they don't look like they care it looks very like it looks very uh frat rec league in college here's how this is the way it seems to me it's intramaroles the pet the patriot games were coming up and then like they forgot to form like a committee to plan everything that oh shit we got to put this together real fast and so they scrambled and found some some like rec league referees
Starting point is 00:20:36 and they reached out to like four high schools like can you guys please help us get some athletes together like yeah sure there's some kids they put together last minute there's a couple kids who have like the I want to say the South Lake hair but now like all the high schools here do it with the bleach blonde like the white kids
Starting point is 00:20:52 with the bleach blonde shaggy hair yeah like there's a bunch of that but like they don't they don't appear to be slot receivers like they're just like kids who were like they probably played like middle school football and sports and then like they realized ninth grade like
Starting point is 00:21:08 all right all right probably not happening for me so I just Googled Patriot game selection process because I want to figure out why like because clearly it wasn't the best athletes 120 high school athletes ages 14 to 17 were selected through an online video application process okay competitors were chosen to represent every
Starting point is 00:21:27 U.S. state territories military families overseas and tribal nations eligibility is just they had to be a U.S. citizen and residents. A video application. Age must be in good academic standing. And they were asked, contentist discussed life experiences
Starting point is 00:21:43 and meaningful, personal, cultural, or community ties they had. So, like, they didn't really, like, see, hey, are you, like, a state qualifier or whatever? It was just like... Back in the day, Dylan's DMs had a lot of video applications. That's true.
Starting point is 00:22:01 A lot of people. A lot of people wanted to work for Dylan, like back in the Tfm days. Yeah, so you sent me video applications in my DMs or something. Power me down. I don't, every time I hear it though, I feel like we need the on. Like we need that one too to balance it out. It might just get really, people are going to be like, dude,
Starting point is 00:22:27 every time I hear that, like I look around thinking, am I speak, you know? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So yeah, I guess, yeah, Dylan was, it was a very, funny seeing Dylan actually upset about it. I was appalled at what I was saying. I hated it. We have to release the video.
Starting point is 00:22:43 I'll figure out what I can do with it. Yeah, you got to edit it out, dude. If somebody in the, if somebody in the chat right now goes opto, we'll release it today. Like, whoa. Yeah, I didn't say like a slur. No, he didn't.
Starting point is 00:22:58 You were just, you were just, you were just. It's funny, you just yelling at like 15-year-old's on screen. You were just, you were just, you were just, I mean, like, genuinely disgusted. I was. I was. I hated it. It kind of felt like you were mad that you weren't there to, like, show them what actual
Starting point is 00:23:15 athleticism was. I mean, it's 34 seconds. Don't play it. Brett's in there, too, by the way. Brett, Brett's not quite as vocal, but Brett, Brett's body language is like, because I bet Brett was a problem on the dodge ball court. I bet he was. Oh, Brett's got a good arm.
Starting point is 00:23:38 He was a quarterback. They used to call me to deflect. I mean, they weren't good, but he was their quarterback. Did you hear what I said? They used to call me the deflector. Because you used to held the ball and deflected? They would just go out there. Somebody would say, get it to them.
Starting point is 00:23:50 They tossed me one. My job was just to go around. They would wing one. I'd be like, boink. Nice try. Boink. I was, uh, yeah. That's nasty.
Starting point is 00:23:59 All day, dude. I was really just setting my bullets out. I bet Randy just posted up on the, like, the very back row. No, no, no. I was the opposite. I was very much, I didn't have the best arm. Your front line? And I didn't, you know, I wasn't going to catch, but I could dodge like a motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:24:12 So what I was, I was front line, get in their heads and like, try to annoy the fuck out of them. Like, I'm standing right on the front line. You're doing somersaults and shit. Exactly. I'm like, come out and like hit me. So they go for me. And I'm able to dodge it. And my rest of my boys are able, like, get them out.
Starting point is 00:24:27 So I was very good at dodging. This guy. It's all a mental game. I was actually just, I was just looking for the. unathletic female with classes in the back. He was winging it to her. You totally threw it out of face. I did hit one on accident one time.
Starting point is 00:24:45 I hit a girl one time. And it wasn't dodgeball. It was a combo game. It was dodgeball, but with a stand that had a puck on it. And you had to hit you, if you threw it and hit the puck off, you won. But you could guard it. And I threw one as hard as I could and just let it go too late. And I just missile.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Smoke this girl in the glasses, busted her glasses. Did you apologize to her? No, I told you I don't apologize for shit. Okay. I'm the deflectors. Jeez. All right, man. That's why they said, they said, you're going to deflect from now.
Starting point is 00:25:16 We can't have you throwing. Yeah, you got that hurting people. Too dangerous. Bam, bam, bam, bam. They were saying like my smoke was too loud. Really? I didn't know you had it like that. It was a long time ago.
Starting point is 00:25:28 Yeah. I don't really like to talk about it. Yeah. I mentioned before, but by senior year, I was in sports conditioning as one of my electives. And it's pretty much like a blowoff class, but it's like all juniors and seniors and all the athletes of the school. And all we did was like lift weights and sometimes play sports. But we shared the gym with like life and wellness, which was another like blow off elective gym class. But it was all like people that weren't athletic and just like doing this as some type of.
Starting point is 00:25:56 And we played dodge ball against them. So we have like all the athletes of the school versus like the people that are just, you know, pretty much walk the mile. And it wasn't good. It was funny, though, but it wasn't good. You know, I was in weightlifting the morning of 9-11. Oh, yeah. Really? Your story.
Starting point is 00:26:17 For my first period class, my senior year was weightlifting. Sick class. People like, like, so with my son, when he asked me, like, what I was doing on 9-11, I'm like, well, I'm going to be completely honest with you. I was lifting weights because I was. It's a true story. I had first period off. Shout out Coach Anderson.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Coach Anderson wheeled the TV in. Shout to him, too, because he realized it was a big deal, whether not naming names, but there were some people in administration who maybe were like, all right, go back to class. Like, see what's going on here, dude? Yeah, it's kind of a big moment. Like, dude, we're getting 9-11 right now.
Starting point is 00:26:52 This isn't good. That was what I was saying. That's what Dave was saying, yeah. So some good fights in that class, too. Saw some good fights in that class. Yeah. Two of them, yeah. Not involving me.
Starting point is 00:27:06 But there was a couple of fights that were like, damn. And you're like, you know what? Of course there was a fight in the sports conditioning class too. Yeah. It was guys who didn't play like football that were just lifting weights. So they didn't have like the fear of like the coaches. But it was you had all the testosterone of weightlifting without the fear. So it was just like, yeah, we're going to pop off a little bit.
Starting point is 00:27:29 God, what a great class that was. You don't tell Will what I said about us throwing. Well, you did it on the pop. Yeah, but I think I have it on the video on vacation. He's not listening. it someone's got to tell him i'm just saying don't okay i'm sure no one listening nobody in the chat will no one tell will look this is this is inner circle shit no one listening he's not going back i know it's a lot of people you got to promise me not to tell will inner circle shit once you're
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Starting point is 00:29:54 narrows it down she can tell us the names and we'll pull up their rush videos and we'll decide for her. I don't want to do that. Okay, so here's what we're really upset about right now. Sorority Rush is back in action, and the videos have started to leak out, all right? And we're not happy about it, but we're letting you know so you can avoid them. Guys, I'm 42 years old. I have a family. I don't want to see this.
Starting point is 00:30:17 Don't send these to us. We hate it. We're over it. Again, we're just, we're warning you that these are out so you can avoid them. I'll take away your Patreon Like here's what I'll show you an example of the disgusting display
Starting point is 00:30:33 that we want you to avoid Here's one of them This is a sped up country too This was this AZD I hate that I like this These are Bobcats Dave This is Texas State I hate it
Starting point is 00:30:49 What are they doing? It's ridiculous I just like it's This is these They better not show up at that UT Texas State game. I know, right? I'll, I will walk up and be like, hey, I don't like that. Hey, we actually prefer to do you guys left. We don't want you to be here. Hey, you're
Starting point is 00:31:08 madame. Hey, ladies. There's another one too. I don't know. There's another video. Head over boots, it says. This is the same sorority. Somebody did a deep dive. Look, they're wearing like, you know, workout stuff. Guys, I see enough of this at the gym. You're wearing tight spandex stuff or whatever it's called. and it's not wholesome, it's not appropriate. You know what actually is, I'm wondering about this. They start off with Celsius in there and then do a crack. Is Texas state, are they sponsored?
Starting point is 00:31:40 Do they get a deal? Why is my son's name on their banner? Yeah, all roads lead to Alpha Z. That's a good question. Wait, wait, wait, what's going on? It's got, there's, did my timelines get mixed up and I, I don't know, man I'm just so sick of it
Starting point is 00:32:01 I don't know man But every time I see one of these It just reminds me that freaking college football So freaking close God how many more sleeps How many more sleeps? I don't know dude I can't freaking stand it
Starting point is 00:32:12 I was so mad about this But you mentioned the college football thing I'm kind of back in Now I'm mad that there's not a game on right now Oh I'm like double pissed off Gosh man it's so Dave it's so close dude
Starting point is 00:32:22 Oh he just threw the Kleenex box again That's how you know he's upset. If there's a Thursday game, week zero, that means we have, what, 16 sleeps? Think about it. Think about it, Randy. I might just stay up until, because I don't want to even think about,
Starting point is 00:32:39 like, dreaming about college football. I just want to wait for it, you know? Yeah. It's going to stay up? Yeah. I might go into space. I might go into space and try to find a black hole. Try to find a black hole.
Starting point is 00:32:52 God, that's a good idea. Go through it and then just go right to college full. be carefully you might miss the whole season fuck you can just spin like just a quick like you know no no no no no no so i was wondering he's wondering i i you know dylan someone accidentally linked actually just the page not the video whatever but uh i don't know how i do links but uh texas state alpha fee Texas state not a huge school but you know you guys went to it it's your all mother i'm not gonna say anything 10.3k followers Do you think that, like, having a sorority that has a bunch of, like, TikTok and, you know, Instagram followers is, like a big selling point to them. Are they telling girls that?
Starting point is 00:33:34 Yes. For sure. Like, we have, oh, yeah, we have, like, 500K followers on TikTok as a house. Dude, yes. Yes. Look up a different sorority. That's a big deal. Actually, don't.
Starting point is 00:33:44 What's the biggest soror? Like, what are the biggest sororities? I can have a thing like that. Kyo. Just we know to avoid and we can go to the page and see how many followers. Kai-O. But like where? Oh, like at Arizona State, Arizona.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Then you got, you know, Ole Miss, Alabama, Georgia. Because those are. Party schools. Those are very big schools. And they're known for their Greek lives. Are they? I don't know. I guess I have to see some video evidence.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Just so you know not to check it out. Just for research purposes. Actually, go there so we can block it. Just try to like figure out. I bet you, you know, that would be a great TFM article to like see which shorties have the biggest followings. I'm just going to look it up. We don't write for Tfm anymore.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Yeah, I'm 42 years old. Yeah, I'm 40. I'm 43. I used to work there. That's a Dan, John. But hey, that's life when you're a motherfucking brat star. Unfortunate. Uh, you're failing right now. Just look up a big one at Purdue.
Starting point is 00:34:45 Let's go block all of them. Social follow. This is in-game research right here. Yes, this is not. If you're just listening, you're not. liking what's happening it's probably like bama tridel is got like a million what's that song what's that country song what's the song i don't know i know i know i've heard it they do it i hear yeah yeah yeah kind of catchy i don't know i'll look into it i don't want him don't look into this
Starting point is 00:35:15 disgusting behavior yeah so be careful out there guys you gave up very quickly on yeah what did you just yeah I didn't really know but I mean I'm sure there are the chat look at the chat yeah chat let me know if anyone knows if there's like a sorority
Starting point is 00:35:32 with like over a million followers on TikTok it's probably got to be no yeah oh I think they just zero uggos allowed it's just look up Tridell bama just check it out dude I don't know man
Starting point is 00:35:44 bam bam bam bam bam There you go. There's that Instagram right there. Okay. They have 21,000 followers on Instagram, but I got to assume TikTok is much bigger. There's some guy right now.
Starting point is 00:36:01 He's like, I'm a day trader, but like sometimes I pop into the chat, but like, no, they're not even like top tier. They're not even mid-tier. You guys looked up the wrong sorority. He's like L-O-Rater. Yeah. In the ACD house is nice.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Yeah, I do. I went there a couple times. Handsome little guy on a pickup truck. I spent a couple nights there, what? I didn't. I know the social following is a something that they will take into account when looking at new members.
Starting point is 00:36:35 Really? Yeah. That's, that's kind of sorry. Well, I'm pretty sure that there was a... What if they look? Like, you go back through Rush and they're like, so like, does Dylan guy's cool?
Starting point is 00:36:46 He's like probably good for like athletics and stuff. But like also like there's all these pictures of him as like a hot dog. I don't get. He's only got like 400 followers. Like, not many friends. Here's this one tweet that went viral, but like this Will DeFries guy has the same tweets. I don't know, like, who did it originally? I think there was always the rumor.
Starting point is 00:37:08 I don't know if I ever confirmed it, that Sigma Kai would ask how much your dad made on like a form when you were rushing. Like how much your family brought in. Yeah, that's not surprising. They want to see your dad's tax return? Oh, man. So yeah. All right. This shit pissing me off.
Starting point is 00:37:30 There's too much of it, too. Did they get sponsored by Celsius? I got to assume that there's probably a rep in the house that works for Celsius. And they, uh, because there were like people in our college that were like Red Bull reps or rock star reps. So I assume that there's probably some sorority girl. You need a monster rep. Ooh. That would be a sick job in college.
Starting point is 00:37:59 You just fucking go around, just doing extreme shit, just handing out monsters. I've never seen them. Like, Red Bull has, like, the car. I've never seen a monster mobile. But now you've got the monster Big 12. Hell yeah. It's going to end up being a good deal. So, like, this one is, like, hashtag Celsius on campus.
Starting point is 00:38:21 Mm-hmm. These chicks are just dialed. So I'm assuming that they probably had to do that, uh, that hashtag and that someone is a college kids are drinking too much Celsius, aren't they? Like, they're drinking like three or four a day. There's some kids like sitting in Alkech right now, Texas State. They're just absolutely just deleting Celsius.
Starting point is 00:38:41 Whereas like, if I drink one, I feel bad about myself. Yeah. Just because I'm like, I'm smart enough to know that like this isn't the best thing for me. I still love a cell. I mean, they're good. I almost have one this morning. I've already planned on habit one today. I mean, I have to split one with Dylan if I want one.
Starting point is 00:38:58 I don't drink caffeine. We did, we did split one last week or a week before whenever it was. I fucking hate your energy, Randy. No, exactly. That's I. You hate that I have energy. I hate that you have just natural, God-given energy. Oh, it's called ADHD, probably.
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Starting point is 00:41:08 because he made a catch during practice that was uh pretty unbelievable but it brought out the the critics big time let's play why dude it's a it's a great ball okay that's nasty first of all can i point out the practice bubble that they're playing they're playing in right here Texas has a, they have a brand new practice facility that was supposed to be ready for fall camp. It has not finished, however. So they're still practicing. And what I can only assume is the ugliest indoor practice facility in college football among like, you know. Are other colleges not doing the bubble?
Starting point is 00:41:47 I don't think it looks at that bad. There are a few doing the bubble, but this one is, it's really old and really bad. From the outside, it's all like just weather stained and it's just gross. anyway the new facility should be ready anytime now so who is arch throwing to there okay what happened all right so we get we got we got two different types of uh what do you what are you calling just shitheads did he run the wrong route the ball was clearly deflected also from according to people who were at the practice it wasn't even archer through the ball But it was deflected by someone at the line or perhaps a linebacker,
Starting point is 00:42:30 and that's why he had to adjust, contort his body the other way. It was also a duck. No one throws a ball like that. So wait, guys are just deflecting passes. Like, what's going on with the O line? Look at this. You can't make this play day. No, those years are behind me.
Starting point is 00:42:48 So I guess I have a question here. It's Cam Coleman, Ray. And he doesn't play for Purdue. Yeah, yeah, well, that's clear. So are these the new guardian caps? Like, they look much better than before. I'm assuming everyone's wearing. They look a little slimmer, don't they?
Starting point is 00:43:01 Yeah, they look like, just kind of like the helmet's bigger. Yeah, yeah, they definitely have guardian caps on. I like these better. The other, the other type that's coming at this video is, they're saying like, dude, you try that against my team, dude. You're going to, you're going to fucking, your head's going to get taken off, bro. What decade are these fans from? Yeah. Dude, you're going to get split in half and you do that.
Starting point is 00:43:29 If you do that against Oklahoma, dude, you're just going to be sitting out the rest of the game with a concussion. Yeah, I guess. Shut off. Sure, man. Just appreciate a good play and we can move on with our lives. Yeah, that's insane. That's insane. I'm so excited to watch this, dude.
Starting point is 00:43:44 He's unbelievable. So excited. How many sleeps, Randy? zero for me 16 for you right Texas State's just gonna just double this dude
Starting point is 00:43:57 bracket this guy's entire shit on him don't let Cam Coleman beat you that's the game plan that's the game plan he's nasty you had a tweet you had a tech poke the tech bear that didn't get any action
Starting point is 00:44:11 I was very sad I got our friends over at the gambling galchos to respond that they responded and I was really hoping it was gonna really set off some discourse he said nice a i slop you liberal hippie that's right yeah there's a someone released a graphic that was uh the first year that each team won there and had their first ten-win season okay for texas it was nineteen forty five for texas tech it was 1932 so they they
Starting point is 00:44:40 they they got to ten wins before texas did and someone some tech fan of course pointed that out and so yeah i had to hang a banner for them the banner just just says recorded 10-win season before texas that is a very like you get suppressed is my only that's my only it's because you didn't you got to do your a i slopping with grok okay it probably you probably be viral by now i might i might do that tweet you should try it no i don't give you i'll give you retweet i don't want them to come after me no you don't want that smoke dog no it's just too much all right got smoke is too much let me talk about my next thing and then we'll finish with the retro slop before we'll do an ad read before it.
Starting point is 00:45:22 I don't know we're slopping out. You're going to hate that segment. I'm actually, I'm on your train. Oh, let's go. I've been for one. All right. Before we do that, though, I watched a movie called Obsession, which I saw, got a lot of a lot of love on the socials.
Starting point is 00:45:39 Have you heard of this movie? No. It's on Peacock. It is a horror movie, and it's really good. Where do you find the shit you watch? Obsession is a pretty big movie right now. Yeah, it's a big, it's in the guise. It's a big, John.
Starting point is 00:45:51 I know, but like you, you dabble across multi-platforms. Oh, I'm, dude, I'm, I'm multi-plattie. Everyone's what you're, but what's your like, is it like word of mouth or is it, you go and see what's like, like, top 10 and you're like, I'll give it a shot. It's a little of both. All right. Yeah. I'm, I'm in, I'm on the apps, dude.
Starting point is 00:46:09 Find me on the apps. Okay, I'll look for you. Yeah, I'll be, I'll find me scrolling. I'll look for that next, that next gas. Wait a second. It's a pretty good idea to make. to make a hinge or Tinder type thing of what should I watch right now and then like just so stuff that's available streaming and you plug what streaming service you have and then right left right
Starting point is 00:46:26 left. Okay. That makes it just easy. Like, okay. Yeah, I can watch that. You should vibe code it. It's certainly one way to do it. All right.
Starting point is 00:46:35 I'm not going to do any spoilies, but I'm going to tell you what kind of what it's about. I'll pull up. These kids are, they're not kids. They're young adults. This guy has a crush on this girl, right? but she's not she's not feeling him back and he goes to this uh like mad like a crystal kind of like a crystal shop and they have these things there called a uh a wishing willow or something anyway it's a little stick you make a wish and you break it and allegedly it comes true he wishes that this girl
Starting point is 00:47:05 would love him more than anyone in the world this girl he had a crush on and it worked and she became super obsessed with this guy and it's then she gets like possessed because she's like she's just like one track minded she's all about this guy and uh it's fucking dark and awesome i highly recommend it if you like horror movies and i do it would have hit better in october but uh still really really good there's a the last five minutes is a wild ride check it out it's good it's good i recognize one person and it's andy rickter yeah andy richter's in it but he's a very very minor character uh it's good man, it's good.
Starting point is 00:47:47 94% rotten tomatoes. It's dark and creepy and good. Check it out. Obsession. And that is my recommendation. Okay. Again, I don't want to spoil it. I could talk about it, but I don't want to.
Starting point is 00:48:02 Do I need to be watching? Do I need to go watch the Idaho murders thing? Because I see a lot of discourse and I'm like... I haven't tapped into that one. I'm just thinking like, is there really any discourse to be had? Like, do we not... I thought this is pretty open and sure. I mean, I guess it's how much you stayed up with the case.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Because there were things I did not know. Like last time I checked in, like I knew the guy got caught, but I didn't know how. And then also I didn't know like a bunch of other stuff. So it kind of does a good job of explaining everything and how it happened. Because last I heard, like no one had heard anything or sorry anything, but then that came out that like people did hear stuff. and it is there some is there like a potential controversy i don't think no i think it's like not a serious one i think it's pretty cut and try the guy did it but as far as like you know just walking through how they did everything and learning new like crime scene uh you know forensic science and stuff it was
Starting point is 00:49:01 kind of interesting okay i was in and out i didn't watch the full thing but but kiler named starter over j j mcc car oh oh damn i thought i thought i thought McCartney was having like the camp dog i don't know all the uh i don't jay's people i follow were pretty sure dang that's kind of crazy yeah i still don't think he's that good like he's not a he's not a franchise quarterback yeah i don't know he can't see over the line maybe that's you through that past the cam colman that would that would be really weird if yeah i don't think he was there he has no university of texas no none at all he's from texas but he's from texas he's from texas yeah he's from texas yeah
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Starting point is 00:51:26 1988 and it just takes you through like, you know, being a kid again. And dude, I like I understand that it's really hokey and it's all AI generated, but it just hits me, it hits me right in the nostalgia feels, man, every time. It's very good. I've been on this, I've been on a nostalgia, social media thing for like many, many years.
Starting point is 00:51:46 It takes you back. It used to be like a bunch of actual photos of like, you know, grade school and stuff and people put it to sad music. It was like, oh, like that was good. And then AI tried replicating it and was not good. And I've been talking to my brother and Will about it for like a year or two. I'm like, but now I think AI has done a very good job of like, fuck, it is hard to like tell this isn't real that it's caught up.
Starting point is 00:52:09 It's caught up with the actual photos. It looks. It just, yeah, it looks good enough. And it just like, man, like there's a lot of blockbook. scenes of the old school pizza huts. So this is like a Christmas one. Is this song gonna get us ding, Drany? I mean, all of them do get a sting that just doesn't really.
Starting point is 00:52:26 We already did, uh, hands on one on a pung on, I'm drunk. That's true. They're watching Scrooge. One of my favorite Christmas movies. So I put, I put four,
Starting point is 00:52:38 Rennie, do you add one? She's country by Jason Aldine. I did, I did add one. Okay. Well, let's do, let's do,
Starting point is 00:52:44 go to, There we go. They didn't get the pizza right. That's not what their pizza looks like. You're in Blockbuster. You got Mario Kart about to be an absolute weekend. They do a really good job of this stuff. The ones in high grade school that they do are nuts.
Starting point is 00:53:01 That controller, one of the worst controllers in the game. The N64? I didn't like the controller. That's a trash-ass plate that person has. This is, what, October 1991? Those ones are really good. The one, they have a good, like, a good old. you know
Starting point is 00:53:20 classroom being in school on October 31st and you're just like man about to go hit the streets with the boys and sometimes they have like the crafts
Starting point is 00:53:28 like the POV of the like the person doing like the crafts is like I remember doing that specific like craft or like coloring that specific drawing of like a Christmas it does a good job does a good job
Starting point is 00:53:37 of bringing you back and that one's like a little too AI right there but look that don't you just want to like just transport yourself take me back So the 80s
Starting point is 00:53:50 ones don't really hit for me Yeah, because you're just You're just a pop But here How about this one? This one might hit for you This was the one that I sent to Will And my brother and said
Starting point is 00:53:59 I think this is That AI is officially caught up Like this feels like What it felt like back then How he's got the big car Yeah, dude, what's up? Welcome back to the early 2000s It's
Starting point is 00:54:11 Is part of course you're still around Sorry Yeah Yeah I mean, it was dying, but yeah Like this is when you guys were in high school I did that disc man I mean, yeah
Starting point is 00:54:29 I mean this is some slop And I refuse to let it make me emotional You're getting a little teary eye It gets me a little emotion man I'm a softy A bit slop though Like how much water are you wasting right now You're getting
Starting point is 00:54:44 You're wasting water out of your eyes right now Dave's fucking crying In his eyes out I don't cry Yes He doesn't apologize he doesn't cry I need more of the fashion this was the fashion okay there it is
Starting point is 00:55:01 that's Dave right there oh burning the CD come on man like I'm pretty sure my brother had that exact shirt I'd like this I'd like this better if this was paid actors and written by a human yeah I get it I get it yeah sometimes I would slap is good enough you're like you fuck it
Starting point is 00:55:21 I don't care that it's sloth sometimes that sometimes sometimes a few fours all you need you know I was born in the slop Dave so you say I'd say that a lot. I don't think you were. What the fuck? I don't think you've been down in the trenches one time, dude.
Starting point is 00:55:36 Dude, you're always in here acting like you're out the mud, but I don't know if you all. You wouldn't last a day in my fucking Dave's doing that thing where he's over talking because he's crying. He's doing that thing. I'm not even crying. You're crying. Davey boys getting emotional. I discovered this one night when I had an
Starting point is 00:55:55 early bird. Oh, that will head shot. Oh, man. I want to hear like, I want to see the 2000s with like a finch song over it or something i like a little mud not a puddle of mud i think the halloween ones are my favorite yeah very folly just get out of school go on get your costume go take a shit on old man morris's door they didn't have that in here the grade school ones will always hit me hard like people like a single file line you see like the uh teacher with their sweater vest on and it's just like nostalgia slop is probably a better way to say yes i knew a guy who uh church church
Starting point is 00:56:31 trip to Gulf Shores, Alabama. One summer, he, like, beach retreat. He, he pooed in a paper towel roll. He pooed in it, in the roll. Like, not the, like, an, like, the little middle thing. Yeah. Okay, the, yeah, the cardboard part. Went out on the balcony and slung it.
Starting point is 00:56:51 And he did a poop, a poop slinger. And the thing went so far, and, like, everybody was out there to watch him do it. What the hell? Yeah, I don't know. Why he did it? What is wrong with that kid? I don't know, but I got to tell you, it flew way, further than you think.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Like, I've never thought about it. You know, but you think about weird shit, like, punting Jets pizza. Right. He thought he was an innovator. He was like, watch this. And he slung this thing off the palkity. And I'm telling you, watching that thing fly, we were like, oh, like, look it around.
Starting point is 00:57:17 Like, didn't think it was going to go that far. Don't get that guy around a couple of chimpanzees. It was a victim was crime. It didn't even learn that. It didn't go, like, you know, parking lot. You like, into, like, the beach, you know, the in-between part, but the, the, before the beach. what's it called where you know
Starting point is 00:57:34 all the rattlesnakes live the wasteland the waste area the grass the grass and shit where you don't go down there looking for golf balls he slung it into that
Starting point is 00:57:42 and I'm telling you this thing was this thing was aerodynamic who thinks to do that I could say his name but I won't um question he was a he was a fringe guy
Starting point is 00:57:51 he was a guy we're like okay so was it his poop yeah and he pooped into it correct and he was like eighth grade or something
Starting point is 00:58:00 but he just like pinched that one end? I don't know how we did it, dude. We weren't there for that part. He just goes, all right, I'm going to do it. And so, like, people were out on their balconies looking over at the other balcony. Luckily, I wasn't in a room with this guy.
Starting point is 00:58:12 And he just did it. And everybody was like, whoa. And that was it. We went inside, probably talked about it for, like, the next couple days. Escrow Petronus. Yeah, it wasn't a spell. Little escrowments.
Starting point is 00:58:26 More of a smell, really. Oh. We still have that one, folks. It's not that good. And I don't want. to see me Goo Goo dolls Duh
Starting point is 00:58:39 Dave's gonna go home and cry Johnny Resnick About puka shell necklaces It's okay Dave I've got pictures of me wearing one I found a real scum bag picture of me yesterday I was rocking puka I found the skimmyest I've ever looked
Starting point is 00:58:56 from high school Yeah Yeah Did anybody join the Patreon Because we're not released in the video Way to go I blew it Nobody in the chat?
Starting point is 00:59:09 That's what I'm giving you an opportunity. I mean, I did. I've been monitoring the chat. I always monitor the chat. I blew it. Way to go. Nobody monitors the chat like Will did when he was here last week.
Starting point is 00:59:20 Will was just like, yeah, I'm in the chat. He was just in there conversing with people. I like it. All right. All right. All right. Bye. Bye.
Starting point is 00:59:32 Bye. It's time.

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