Circling Back - PGA Championship, Zach Top, & The Truman Show Meme | Circling Back 5-14-26

Episode Date: May 14, 2026

The boys check in on the storylines at the PGA Championship, Zach Top said some dumb shit about drinking, Dillon can't get enough of the Truman Show meme, the next Theme Week is announced, This Weekend in Fun, and Run it Back. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (13:20) Checking in on the PGA Championship • (24:50) Zach Top in some hot water • (42:50) Truman Show Meme • (52:00) Theme Week • (59:30) This Weekend in Fun • (1:10:00) Run it Back Support This Episode’s Sponsors: - Meridian Putters: Head to https://meridianputters.com/ and use our code STEAM20 for 20% off your entire cart at checkout - Poncho: Go to ⁠https://ponchooutdoors.com/STEAM⁠ for $10 off your first order and free shipping. - Earlybird: Get 20% OFF your order with code WASHED at ⁠https://earlybirdcbd.com/⁠ - Fitbod: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at ⁠⁠https://fitbod.me/steam⁠ - Lola Blankets: Head to ⁠https://lolablankets.com/⁠ and use code STEAM to get 40% OFF your order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back. It's a circling back podcast. It's Thursday. It's the final show of the week. Unless you're a patron. It's a great time to be a patron. Sign up for free seven-day trial. Tomorrow, listener voicemails drop.

We'll drop. I'm Dave. I'll get better. Producing is Randall Trebekie. Hi, Dave. What's that shirt? This is Fair Harbor. Fair Harbor, like their sweater polos situation.

Gotta look nice. It's retail therapy day. So I got to look nice for one Barrett Dudley. Who do you have to impress, man? Barrett Dudley. I just said. Okay. Has he ever complimented the fit?

No, not once. Not once. Have you guys? I think it looks good. Thank you. Thank you for complimented the fit. The shorts are, the shorts are looking strong too.

You've got a good little thing. I thought you might be a little happy hour. You look like you're about to do a little postgrading. No, I'm just trying to look good for Barrett. Have you guys seen the, I can't find what it's called? Oh, yeah, your all-time top songs situation on Spotify. It's like a half Spotify rap situation. I don't know if we need that.

So it like goes through it and you can post it to your story, of course. And it says the first song you ever listened to and the band you've listened to the most. And then it creates a playlist and says, how many times you've. listen to your top songs. My number one all-time song is All Signs Parley to Lauderdale by A Day to Remember, 243 lessons. That's cute, man. All right. I mean, I initially wanted to say that sucks, but I'm interested in what mine has. My number one band, Blink 182. So I'm living that life. Really? It takes a little while to go through it because you can't just like skip through it.

But I am interested to see what you guys, what your all-time bands are. That sounds uploading. That sounds cooler than whatever Instagram is doing when I go to my DMs and the little things are popping up in the bottom right corner. I just noticed that. I don't like it. 10 minutes ago. I'm going to yell at the cloud. I'm going to deal on at the cloud. I don't really like it.

It's distracting. I really don't know if they can see if I click it. I'm not sure what's happening down there. Do you know? I really don't know. I should ask Will. I clicked on it and I just saw that a point went to like something else like some new feature. I'm like, I'm not going to read this.

I'm clicking out. Yeah. Glad we're on the same page there. Good stuff with Randy. Dylan Shivery. You might notice this new John I have. It's from Roebuck. Just saying, dog.

Lute's 20. I've seen here and or there. Two rare pitching feats happen in Parks' Little League this year. Two rare pitching feats. Two rare pitching feats, both of which I don't know if I've ever witnessed before. Probably not. One, an immaculate inning. These are both against us, by the way.

A kid threw an immaculate inning. Of course, you know what that is. Three out, three down, nine pitches. Nine pitches, nine strikes, three outs. So that happened. And then about two games later, some kid threw a three pitch inning against us. I don't know which is rarer. Probably that.

I got to ask, who's your hitting coach? We don't have a hitting coach. What's your strategy at the plate? We tell the boys if it's a strike swing at it, pretty much. That's how it goes. Maybe take one. We're putting bad on ball at least. I also got to rely, I mean, three outs being made in Little League,

that's something you don't see. Yeah. Like consecutively like that anyway. Kind of dope. Yeah, that's pretty dope. When did people realize, like, was that, was that immaculate inning? The kids actually figured out pretty quickly, and I'm the official scorekeeper, and the coaches came to me for verification.

I said, indeed, that was a nine-pitch inning. Did you stand up and go Immaculate Did you? You have to announce it like Harry Potter? I was thinking that or maybe like the Yeah like Harry Potter Ridiculous

Kind of like that You use your pencil as a wand Well I keep it in an app Oh that sucks I guess that makes a changer That makes more sense Hold that picture there is no room at the end Uh yeah

Live stats You can see it I mean people can You know follow along This inning was immaculate. That's good. Yeah, I can say I've never seen that. Yeah, kind of sick.

No perfect games. Was that kid like a great pitcher, like in the league? Or is it just like? He wasn't like a particular standout. He was just dialed. He was locked in that day. Phone strikes. There are two kids on the team last night.

The only two kids that I'm aware of in the league that throw like legit curveballs. And our boys were just off balance. man, they couldn't, they couldn't adjust. Are they throwing them for strikes? Dude, yes. That's crazy. One kid in particular has a nasty curveball and we just can't hit it. I don't think I saw a curveball till.

It's mostly because of the change of speed, to be honest. And it does break a little bit, but we're just all out in front of it is terrible. The best pitchers in Little League, they're the ones who are obviously controlled, but like the ones who had a little, we're throwing like 70 or something. Yeah. 65, 70 sounds right for, for, for, little league we have one of our starting pitcher last night he's probably the hardest thrower in the league or one of there's another kid another team but this kid throws gas and he was

really good last night but we lost by one run close game parts put the bat on the ball is a single limb or double double well it's there's a consolation loser's bracket we called a consolation bracket yeah we are now in that we play sunday okay yeah now that our season's over i last night before bed i was like, I wonder who won that. I wonder if the team that beat us, beat the formerly one-ranked Astros. And I was like, I kind of want to look at my phone right now. But then I was like, it's really not worth looking at my phone as I'm like already in bed. You're getting really into this, aren't you?

Well, I was just, I was curious. You're checking. Because I was shocked because the Astros were undefeated. And then they had lost to the brew crew. And then they were down in the loser bracket. And then they played because I don't think we would have beat the Astros, even if we had won the other night against the Cardinals. Do you guys have an app like I'm talking about where you can go check all that stuff?

Yeah, and if you pay for it, apparently, it'll show you your kid's spray chart. Yeah, oh yeah. Which I don't really think I need it. So when I, if someone gets a hit, I'll say like the first button I hit is ball and play, then it's like single double, triple, whatever, or error, field of choice, and then it's where they hit the ball.

Like I'll hit, what kind of hit was? It was it a pop fly, line driver, ground ball. Was it a hard ground ball? All that's right there. They'll do line drive to left field, double. It's pretty cool I've rallied some of the dads In a group chat

I was like hey what's the best stuff And I was trying to get this going It's succeeded I was like so y'all What's like the best place to practice in the off season Is it like could we go up to the fields I know we can I'm like we just go up to the fields

Just go get some work out there And they're like yeah for sure One of the guys is like I learned how to turn the lights on If we want to go do a home run derby up there I was like sick Can you bring a friend along with you Dude yeah we're gonna do it And then

then that got the other dads being like, yeah, we'd love to get some offseason work in, get the kids together. They're already like, because all the kids are like missing the team and stuff. Rhodes Wars jersey to school yesterday. Fuck you. But yeah.

I love that. I was out back with them. I'm looking next season to graduate from the dad who, the assistant coach dad, one of many, who instead of just throwing the ground balls when they're in line, brings the bat out and does this like that. You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, yeah. Because like me, I'm like, And then I'm like, you know what, I do need the bat. That's another level. You can use my other glove if you want to. It's really nice now that I got my old one back in order. I'm going to buy.

I'm going to buy one. The glove I have now is just such a cheap Mazuno. I'm going to get like a new. I'm going to do one more search in my parents garage. And if I can't find my old one. Dude, don't be afraid to buy a used one. That's what I'm going to buy. It's already broken in.

Yeah, yeah. I don't. I've priced gloves at Academy. It's cheap. It's insane. Yeah. It's insane. We've got a newsletter that drops tomorrow.

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Two, I am starting my best comments of the week next Thursday. That will include this Thursday up until on next Thursday. So if you're commenting today, you might be featured next Thursday. Well said. Well said. Nice cans, Randy. Thank you. I did figure out how to make them a little bit smaller.

They look better. Yeah. they're getting stuck. So they're looking better. Yeah. No, they look yesterday for some reason, they just.

Because they were too big. Yeah. I couldn't get them to clash down. What's that style of polo cold? I think it's just like a sweater polo. Sweeter polo, that's right. Okay. You look all right, man.

Yeah. I'm looking pretty good. I said all right. Well, Dave said it'll look good. Showing a lot of chain too. Mm-hmm. I had to.

I put it on and there was nothing. here. I'm like, I need to show some change today. You look like you might be the type of dude to take an early bird and go get you a couple drinks on the town in your cool sweater polo. Yeah. I do love me some early bird, y'all.

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Oh, yeah? Oh, my, it was so good. I know it had you screaming. I just melted in. I was just melting into the bed, dude. Really? Would you, do you watch a movie or something? I wasn't screaming.

I don't know, but like in a good way. Did you, what'd you do? I just got cozy in bed, dog. Watch, watch some TV. Were you giggling? I may have been. One and a half is a lot for you. I was in a real good mood.

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we had it on here and saw enough to see there's uh prison wasn't doing very well well he had a put from i guess the fringe that he it was it looked like what like a 12-footer or something and he rolled it about uh i don't know 60 feet past the whole oh no the dude needs to just figure out like i got i don't mean this sounds rich for me i'm i don't mean like figure out his life but like i kind of figure out like what you got two more majors after this you need to squared away on where you're going to play golf and how often because like this is this is fucking with like your career you were in the prime of your career you were terrible at the masters and if you missed the cut hit the pGA price it goes back-to-back miss cuts that's not good

yeah he's basically saying like i don't i don't need a home like i don't need a you know you know a league to stick to or where the a tour to commit to i just i'm just going to play wherever they want me and meanwhile i'm going to build my youtube brand and play kind of shitty golf in the meantime he might be like here's the thing he might be right he may not need he make maybe he can just go do youtube but he doesn't know financially it's all in flux but i mean like he might be fine as a golfer he just needs to figure it out because like he's clearly trying to figure out the pathway back to the tour and if that's not going to happen it just needs to be done for him because like then he can get back to okay well i'm going to just make uh

drop a youtube video once a week i'm going to play x amount of golf like for the that and then I'll go play the majors or wherever I get a sponsor's invite or whatever, however that'll work. It's just such a bizarre mindset to me as someone who is one of the world's best golfers and he's basically saying like, I don't care about my career legacy at all anymore. He's just like, I just want to make YouTube videos and play golf here and there. I mean, these guys, this dude has been playing golf his entire life. He's practiced countless hours to get to this point in the sport.

Countless. And he's just like, eh, And I'm just going to do this. I'm going to carve my own path. It's just weird to me. Maybe he'll turn the ship around. We were watching Jordan Speath and a preposterous fit. He's not one under.

He was at two. But he's still in the conversation. So you don't like the long sleeve white undershirt under the polo? I don't like, he kind of has a blueberry look going with blue pants and then a shirt that's like blue-ish. It's just there's not enough contrast for me. But then he hits him with the AI sleeve. that are too baggy and it just doesn't look good on him somebody pointed out that he looked like on twitter i don't know who to give credit to that he looked like a uh he dresses like he's dressing like

a 12 year old golfer from like 2010 and he does kind of look like a little kid yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna offer a counterpoint here he could become the biggest golfer in the world if he's just focusing solely on being the golf influencer and he's still playing professional golf like there is a you know, a pathway there that he could become the most popular golfer there is. Back to Bryson. Yeah, Bryson, I'm saying. Okay. So I get like he doesn't care about his career legacy, but he could just like care about like

notoriety and that could become separate from. Name but like mission. But golf history is going to forget that though. Like he's not going to have. I mean, that's not going to like you compare like the greats of all times. Like oh, how many majors is this guy won? How many tournaments is this guy won? Like what's his career earnings, that type of stuff.

He's not going to register on those all-time lists because he's not playing in these tournaments. That's true. That's true, but I mean, like, is Arnold Palmer more famous for the drink or for being a good golfer? Being a good golfer. No, I don't know. It's very true. Definitely that. It's Mr. Paul.

There's not much to measure his success against is kind of the point I'm making here, you know, moving forward. So you're saying he's a trailblazer? No, I'm saying he's a moron. Also, Arnold Palmer allegedly has a huge cock. According to the president? What? I'm just saying, if we're gonna talk Arnold Palmer, we think she's famous.

Can you say Wiener or Dick or ding-dong or... Dick. Or penis or... What decade are you from? Shlong. Yeah, I'm gonna say Arnold Palmer, noted guy with a huge shlong. Dude, it sounds much better than the C-word, man. Which is what?

Seaword is for, like, porn. I don't know, dude. I don't know what you want anymore. There's no please of this guy Dylan, dude, your boy Garrick Higo was late to his tea time assessed a two-shot penalty before he even started. How does that happen?

That's not how you want to kick off a major. How does that happen? It's not how you want to kick off maybe Randy? What time was his tea time? What might make you late to a tea time, Randy? You know it. You think that he was cranking?

No. Dude, press a button. If my tea time is 8 a.m., I'm there at 6. You might have had a BM. You may have had an issue with his BM. No, that's his bowel movement. He could have had the bowel movement at the club in the clubhouse. How does this happen?

To be honest, I've been trying to get earlier to tea times, but sometimes I show up as like we're starting. I'm setting three alarm. Okay, but you're not playing. a major tournament. Maybe you got arrested. That happens sometimes. Great point, actually. But he didn't.

We know that he didn't. He just was late. I just don't get how that happens. You're not, I mean, I don't even know who this guy is. I don't even, is this his first major? Like, how do you, you know? This guy's unfamiliar with Garrick Higgo's game. And it shows.

Do you know who this guy is? Yeah, I know. Malbon's own, Garrick. Yeah, I know Garrick. It's the first time I've heard his name. A boy, G. G.H. late to his tea time god you got a lot to learn cowboy just saying like if if i'm playing in a major

tournament like this is that that is my entire focus is just first of all getting there all time one time before the one my my final tea time at the west texas invitational i thought i i was like i was like next up and i was like man i could probably go get one out right now and i was like i can't risk it it ended up being fine i just i just thought i would share that i've been in a similar so you held it for the four to five hours it went away but you know i You know that feeling. It didn't really go away. Well, I mean, like the urge went away.

It was still there. It just dissolved it to your system? No, I didn't. It didn't dissolve into my system. You just swallowed it? Okay. That's so gross. That's so, that's the grossest thing you ever said.

Hey, pull up that, uh, Zaire Golf I've showed you or sent you. Have you seen these lads, these fellas? Uh, had not. What's up with these lads? Read the tweet. It says, uh, kind of smile there. The 14th T, someone has built an enormous platform in their backyard. Just hit play.

That's so sick. This is preposterous. Oh, that is so sick. Just a platform with a bunch of kids who look like they're, uh, JP interns. I have so much respect for that. That's incredible. That's a serious platform. They didn't just throw that up overnight.

That thing has been there for a week. Yeah, what, they're going to, I'm assuming they're going to put some more, they need more flare up there. Yeah, they got the chairs. Bring a grill up. there in a cooler yeah grill you know what I mean make some clisies for the for the players yeah you got yeah just toss them down wrap him in foil and toss him down on the boys Dylan you'd be the type of dude to hit his t shot walk over there and they toss you a glissie

and you just catch it in your mouth yeah like a bear catching a salmon dude everyone loves a turn dog you kidding me hell yeah true shout turn dogs Shows to these frat stars Oh and Unrelated Cat cats back from Switzerland From rehab Oh he went to Switzerland for it

Yeah Okay Good Hopefully this starts them off On the right path Dave I wonder what that was like I would love to know Like what the

What the program was I don't know I've never been in rehab Thankfully Oh wow Look at this guy Put that on his brag montage. Never been to rehab.

I'm Dylan. I never to go to record. I was going to say A. I said no, no, no. You sound like Zach Top. It sounded like Amy Winehouse. We need to have an intervention for Dylan

because of a slunker addiction. I had four this morning. Look at that. Dude, I got a lift in and I hit the slongs when I got home. Great morning. It's going to be a problem. Four slongs. Well, congrats on your 24 grams of protein.

And two chicken sausage links. Two chicken sausage links, please. Cute. This goes well with my slanks. The great practice. Your slonkers and chicken sausage. Man, they're just whipping them up, dog.

That's crazy word. I know. God, man. I know. I'll make something for you sometime. I know your gut biome is whiling out right now. My gut biome is dialed. Your gut biome is just freestyle battling. Freestyle battling?

Mm-hmm. Explain? It's a battle rap. Okay. You're familiar with the battle rap? Yeah. That's what your gut biome is doing to each other. Okay.

This is crazy in there. With a side of beatboxing. Yeah. You know, nobody's beatboxing anymore. You know it's no crazy in there. Oh, God. I will see the best beatboxers are all like overseas in like,

uh, Japan and like Korea. They, they have some insane beatboxing over there. I've seen some clips. Korea time. Yeah. You're such a weeb.

Maybe a little bit. Maybe a little bit. You're saying the best beatboxers are in Japan. They're somewhere over there. Okay. They're amazing. Somewhere over there. I'll tell you this.

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I haven't mock anyone in rehab. Let's not start that. I mean, you just kind of like, you kind of stunt it a little bit. The way you like cocky, like took a sip and like, I didn't even take a sip. I've never had to, I've never been, man. You haven't either. I do so much blow, but never been to rehab. That's what you said pretty much, dude.

That's not nice. I never don't blow. my life. I guess he was on Burt Kreischer's pod. He said, Zach Top, noted country singer. A lot of the kids like him. Very popular. Oh, he's putting on a serious time. Here we go. He's got, he's got a couple bangers. I'll give it to him. What's the song? What's the song of his I would know? Give me a second. Zach Topp said, keep yourself healthy enough that you can drink all your life. Bad luck. What is it? Bad luck. Bad luck. You know bad luck.

Okay. I've definitely heard some of his stuff. I just don't know what the song was. His bit is like, I'm doing a nostalgic play. It's a tip of the cap to the goats of the 90s. I never lie is his biggest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're kind of, you know, back in the day, country was kind of, 80s and 90s country was built on kind of hokey little, like, jokey little punchlines, right? Like oceanfront property and areas. Arizona. You can't, you can't buy oceanfront. That's that's, that's funny about it. There's no oceanfront. There's not. That's the whole thing about it.

There's not. Scottsdale's nice, but there's no ocean front property. Certainly not. And that's his bit. And, you know, a lot of people like him. He's very popular. He'll headline a festival on you. His quote was, keep yourself healthy enough that you can drink all your life.

Sobriety is such a fad, trendy thing right now. And the next person I hear say they got sober, I want to hit him in the head. Just be a normal guy and drink a normal amount. Be a real guy, Randy. Do you want to hit him in the head because they're sober? I don't know if that's a good idea. Dude, you ever hit anybody in the head after they went sober? This is pretty tone deaf.

Pretty tone deaf. I think we should cancel him. I don't know if it's a cancelable offense. All right, I'm going to cancel, cancel culture. But he needs to walk it back. There are people struggle with alcoholism. It ruins. He was just riffing with the boys on a pod.

He was, yeah. I don't know, man. Maybe don't talk about that anymore. I've got a lot of friends who've become sober in recent years. Yeah. It's great. We just talked about, I guess, is that exactly five minutes,

where we're talking about how little we drink these days? Yeah. But that might change tomorrow. I'm getting absolutely annihilated tomorrow. Dude, I'm going to get fucking pants shit drunk tomorrow. I'm going to drink you under the table. You hear that, Dylan? Dave's gonna shit his pants tomorrow

That's how drunk is gonna get it You're gonna drag me out of their toes dragon Just I'll be out like a light I'm gonna be fucking limp tomorrow and I When they drag me out of Mattles I'm gonna be speaking Mandarin tomorrow And be so just just like twisted Please don't do that

Don't do the voice I don't even speak Mandarin You're gonna like wonder where I am I'm just gonna be over by the The fish pond with my hands behind my back Just like watching the fish By myself Okay. I like it.

Come on, Zach. Take it back. Yeah, he should. You know, we're going to be the ones to call him out on this. Hey, Zach, top. I'm going to call out two people. First, I'm going to call it, Zach. I'm going to call it you. Why me? Just the way you were flippant earlier.

And then you put your glasses on to show you're serious. I wasn't flippant at all. Good word, though. It is a good word. Is this a vocab test? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. What was the thing we say we should have you read?

Do play-by-play for basketball. Okay. What's the sport you're least familiar with? Hockey. Okay, we need to do hockey play-by-ply. I think hockey's tough even if you know hockey. Well, first of all, the names are all, like, even if you know all the names, there's a great chance. There's a lot of like Finnish names, Russian names.

French, Russian, yeah. Canadian. You're just like, ugh. It's hard for good old American boys like us. Just following the house. action's tough and you got to find jersey numbers and match you know who is it's it's tough yeah they should just do a use a i to do play by play stop it leverage it do you hear they're putting a data center in next door to your house yeah it's uh i'm actually one of a i'm one of the board

members of it and i got to pick where they get to put it and i leverage the city council and they're putting it right next to your fucking place it's going to and again the sad thing is they're just going to take all your water why are they why you're gonna have to get bottled water brought in that's bullshit i know sucks what are you going to do about it i guess by bottled water yep it's gonna be loud as fuck too why why are you doing this because i'm a dick i'm data center guy data center dave new character what are you going to do about it no they actually use less water than golf courses that's true that's true that's true that might be true apparently it is okay in what amount of time i think the same amount

of time, like per year, or how you want to measure it? I think it's actually true. Why are you so anti-Gol? I'm not anti-Gol. I'm just a guy with a, you got a brand-new putter over there. I'm just sharing information with you. I fact-checked that. Leverage Claude.

All right, I'll ask Claude right now. What uses more water? You really think the AI is going to be on the side of truth with this one? You're right. That's a good point. Can't be a neutral and objective and neutral and detached artificial intelligence. Which uses more water. We need like the Amish to do like a research for this.

I don't know if we need the Amish to do the reason. They're the most neutral. They're neutral. They don't really know anything about it. They're not going to use AI. Okay, here we go. Both are notorious water users, duh, but it depends heavily on scale and location. Golf courses typically use 50 to 100 million, 100 million gallons of water per year for 18-hole golf course.

Data centers vary enormously by size and cool. method a hyperscale facility think large like google microsoft whatever can use one to five million gallons per day well which would be 365 million to over a billion gallons per year so i think i'm wrong hey hold on this is my impression of a data center ready a midsize uses good 100 to 300 so even a midsize one uses more than a golf course so but there are a lot of golf courses. You're mid-sized. There are a lot of golf courses. So overall, golf uses more water because there are just many more golf courses than days. What's more important? What's more important? Me getting out and getting 18 in, logging rounds or data having a center? That's,

that's for you to choose. I don't know. Look, if it means I don't get to leverage Claude anymore, I'm fine with that. I can live without it. I'll be smarter for it in the long run. We got by without Claude. Yeah, we did, you know. But then we're going to lose our, You know, the good thing is our entire economy and stock market isn't just leveraged upon this working out. Right. That's the good news. Gemini was really pissing me off yesterday. Why is that?

You give it a welfare? Yeah, I did. I reported it. I said, this is a bad response. What were you looking up? Stuff. You don't want to tell us. I was trying to make the thumbnail for yesterday.

and I was trying to change something up. And I was like, can't make, you know, public figures. I'm like, there's no public figures in this at all. Oh, really? We're not public figures? Well, you guys weren't in it. Oh, God. I just kept on saying, there is no public figures.

And you're like, yeah, you're right. Okay, I can do that for you. I said, all right, so then do it. Then I would just say, I can't make public figures. And I was like, all right, we just got into a loop. It was really annoying. Agree to disagree. You got an argument with Jim.

Yeah. And I said, I said, all right, I'm going to report this. How can I do this? and then I told me how to do it. They actually told you how to tell on it. That was nice of it. So you know what I'm really mad at the AI is when I use its name? I go, Gemini, you're clearly getting this wrong.

It's like you put your hands on Gemini's shoulders like, hey, look, look at me. It's like when you get in trouble at home, Randall. Yeah. Francis? Francis. Randall Francis. Dude, you better not be watching Wild on in there again. I don't know which would be the best.

country name for me. Would it be Randall Francis, Randy Frank, Randy Francis. Randy Frank is scary. I don't like that. We're not doing that. No.

Randy Francis plays as a country name. Or Randall Frank. I don't know, man. I didn't expect that. That wasn't on the rundown today. The goodness is we're never going to have to figure it out. Not ever going to be a conversation. Somehow I didn't think this would come up.

This wasn't on my bank card, right, guys? Are you secretly a musician? We don't know about it? Yes. Guess you guys just don't care. about my musical chops it's fine are you going to fight Zach top you can challenge him i can whip Zach talk's at Zach top's ass Zach talk very fairly easily i don't know i don't know how big a guy he is no clue i'm just going to assume that i could whip his ass he's going to turn you into a Zach bottom

oh wow yikes you might fall in love with him yeah you fall in love with his sound I've been falling in love with his sound Okay, now you're trying to act like you're not missing Now he's distancing himself You got your whole You put this on the rundown You're like, we gotta talk about this man I'm so disappointed

He's one of my favorite artists He's not even on Dylan Phabes man Not a single John What was your first song you ever listened to on Spotify I don't know I tried to pull mine up I couldn't figure it out Oh it was loading last It makes you it makes you guess

I've listened to 4,299 songs Hoss, where'd you pull that up, Hoss? It was just on the homepage. The homepage, dog. Mine says you're Party of the Year. Yeah, that's the one. That's the one. It's called Party of the Year.

Oh, my first ever listened. So I only, I downloaded Spotify in 2022 because I used to be an Apple Music guy. And my first one was Rich and Sad by Post Malone. Jesus. Mine was Wizard by Martin Garrick's in 2014, a very EDM song. My first day was July 9th, 2015. Okay. And since then, I've listened to, okay, it doesn't matter.

It's a lot of songs, cool. Don't need that. How many songs? 10, 260. I think I was that 10,000? All time most streamed artist is Zach Bryan. Oh my God. This is range.

Which song? Okay, they're doing like a quiz. I don't want quiz. That's the one you first listened to. Yeah, it was really annoying. It sucks that you can't just like click through it really quickly. First song on Spotify was no way. that's sick.

Thong song by Cisco. That song's awesome. Do that rock. I listen to 19,240 songs. My most streamed artist, turnstile. Fuck yeah, let's go. See at ACL.

Yeah, my data is very incomplete. Oh, hold on. One more thing. Who is Dylan's most? It says, Dylan's most streamed artists of the last two years. Zach Top.

Why is that showing up on mine? That's weird. It's not. It is, though. Dave wouldn't lie about that. He would. Dave, would you lie about that?

All Dave does is lie about me, but I don't know it. I would have to listen to his song, see if I recognize any of them, because they're not sticking out to me. I'll be honest. I wish a different song had popped up instead of the thong song.

What was going on? That's not how it goes. Dumps like a truck. It's, knowing you, you probably don't know. You probably download it. You probably download it and said,

what'd be the funniest first song to listen to? You know what? 2015 maybe pre-stash i was doing different bits don's like a truck truck truck dies like what what what oh night long but but and i sing it again clip hey somebody clip that and just randomly posted on on twitter don't do that come on man i remember when that video came on that was like ninth grade and we're like whoa dude there's dogs on tv we got don vito with thong he's gonna have to wear it to the beach he doesn't know he thought he got fair harbor shorts but we bought him a thong instead and it's don vito and his fat ass is gonna be out there

i love your bam i'm getting served so many truman show memes and they're so funny he's trying to change the subject because he doesn't want me to do don't vito anymore we made dylan bleached two holes per a bat that he had to pay off from like two years ago Instead of bleaching it, we just got it so shot. So before we moved platforms, I had to have access to Will's Spotify for Sunday Scaries. Should I just completely rack his Spotify rap? I can so long into it.

Here's the deal. If you do it, we had nothing to do with it. I'm going to suggest no, but if you did it, would I laugh? Okay, would I be mad if you did it to me? Yes. Is Will I'm mad if you do it to him? Yes. Would it be funnier if you did it to Brett? Yeah. We had this idea because we're signed into a bunch of Brett's shit on the TV here. So I was like, what if we just like,

I totally fuck up his algorithm? Well, we did, we did fuck up that one guy's algorithm when we were at the Dallas house. Yes. It was all like Wiz Khalifa and like future and stuff like that. We just watch Woodstock 99. We watched much of Dave Matthews. Much Dave Matthews concert for some... Corn. Which I was okay with, by the way. With lead singer Michael Weiner. Yeah.

What would you do to mess up his alga? What could you do to tank Will's alga? I would just have to start listening to... I would just... I have to put one song on, like, all the time. No, do a jam band that, like, he hates. I have to figure out music that he hates. What is he...

For sure. He doesn't hate fish, but it would be funny if fish popped up. See, it'd be funny to do it to, like, one of... Like my boys that don't have kids and I would just like do the wiggles all the time. It's like, oh, he could just like pass that off as he's playing music for his kids. And he had to figure out something else like something deep. Hey, this is suggesting the comments what I should do. I'm probably not going to do it, but it's still, we'd love.

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All right. Let's talk theme week or memes? You kind of alluded to the memes. Can we talk about the Truman meme? Right, yeah. Are you familiar, Randy? I am not. Have you ever seen the Truman Show?

I have. Jim Carrey. There's a meme that is just, taking over my timeline right now of, is it Ed Harris? Is that the actor's name? Yes. Ed Harris,

who's the guy kind of behind the scenes, calling the shots on like what happens in Truman's day-to-day life. And he has his backwards, what do you even call that hat? It's kind of like the one. Dylan, it's that one. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I feel like it's a newsboy cat. Really? This meme, I feel like, has been around for a long time. And it's just getting really. Dude,

it's very geisty right now. Wow. It's everywhere. uh here's here's one that i think is pretty funny he just sat down after a long day have his wife yell something unintelligible from the other side of the house that's good that's real good he's meeting her friends make the ugly one hate him immediately damn all my timeline is i mean it's it's fucking everything about this he's he's viving in the bullpen make the producer say something unintelligible from the studio.

It's not nice. It's not nice, but I think it was about doing my job. I know, I know. He's wearing shorts with a built-in liner, have someone pants him. Okay. That's, you're the only one worried about that. He's going into a public restroom with a gastrointestinal emergency.

I have people in every stall except for the one that has no toilet paper. It's good. Tough. Yeah, this is good. Did you say the one that you sent to the group text to meme team? He's, he got a girlfriend. Make the ex he jacks off to reach out. That was funny. That's funny. I didn't get any laughs. So relatable, man. I didn't get any laughs in the chat yet. I hate when that happens. Wait, hold on, hold on. You got one?

No, I just responded to your meme that you sent to the meme team. Don't give it a question mark Come on, man Let me let me let me Let me take a look at this one Oh, you question mark Here you go Dylan Got you

I wanted Randy give it No No Y'all are funny dude You see people Are thums downing tweets now Yeah Have you had any thumbs downs

It doesn't tell you It doesn't No I think it's just It's just an algorithm play I think it's all hidden Oh that's fucking stupid If you don't like something

You can thumbs down it God, if you do that, you're a bitch. Yeah, you kind of are. You're still a bitch in my book. Take that. Dude, that was a good song. You're still, the kids don't know about that. Little Troy?

Who is that? I don't know. It's one of those guys. Still a bitch. Still a bitch in my book. Still a bitch song. I know you're lying. Lil Troy.

There you go, Dylan. Shout Little Troy, 1999. Dude, I used to jam that in my, in my two-door talk. Yeah. That's one. listen to if she broke your heart. Dude, my 10-inch subs are just bumping to the streets of Northwest Hills jamming that song.

I had two tens back there. You got something to say? I just don't believe you. You don't? Oh, dude. I had a little, had a little amp back there with the, with the Custo CD deck.

Whole situation. You don't believe my shit. No, I really have no, I have nothing. What did you have? It's just my Rockford Fosgate 12. You had two 12s? Yeah, and they got stoned. You were thomping, dog.

Yeah, I know. My buddy, Justin shot our boy, Peebs. He had an 18. And you could, I mean, he lived down the street and I could hear him going home. When they're rattling, the side view mirror and the rear view mirror, you can't see in the reflection because they're vibrating so violently. Yeah. It didn't. Mine were in a Jeep Cherokee, like a 1990 Jeep Cherokee.

And it fucking sounded terrible outside of that. Did that era miss you completely, Randy? There were definitely some subs. People had them, but definitely my older brother's friends. Like when they were driving down the street, you'd be able to hear them. So, like, I would say the upgraded stereos was probably right finishing when I was getting cars. Like, I don't know. It wasn't a big thing for sure.

If you had just a stock stereo in your whip in, like, 2000, like, you just weren't shit. When are you getting subs? Like, what's going on here? Somebody followed me home from high school and, like, marked my house and then came and stole him out of my driveway. It busted out my back windshield. That sucks. Yeah. Found out later on who might have done it.

I can't believe my dad went for her. I was like, I want, I want subs. She's like, all right. Okay. I mean, you get to school early, get in the parking lot, get the best, you know, senior year, best spots, get the best spots in the lot. Just sit out there by somebody's car and just fucking. Blair music. Just thump, man.

It was fun. It was awesome. Those of the days. Take me back. I might price it out so if I can get my current web hooked up. I mean, I wonder what that cost. Like, what's the best brand? I mean, Rockford, I don't know if they were the best, but that was a common one.

It was. I don't remember the brand of mine. You could have done what I did after my got stolen. Kicker was a popular brand. Just go to trade. Village and buy some bootleg ones fell off a truck. Yeah.

Cheaper. Not the best quality, though. Yeah, we need to jump on this. We need to do this. This is a good format. Are you sure that's not a newsboy cap? Or is it like just backward? It looks like the one that I wear in here,

but it's smaller. Right? Like a backwards beret, maybe. It's almost like a beret. Yeah, you're right. It is kind of a beret. What's the scary movie? Not Ed Harris.

He was just fucking like Truman. The cabin, cabin in the hill where they're like controlling everything. Cabin in the woods. Cabin in the woods. I think the dad from stepbrothers. The guy from West Wing, yeah. No, Eric from Billy Madison. Is he in that too?

He's the, he's one of the, yeah. I think those are both accurate. Good movie. I might have to give it a spooky season. I do enjoy a comedic horror. Tucker and Dale versus evil as a non-executive. one. Mm-hmm.

They're fun. Check's out. You can go see the new scary movie. When does it come out? I don't know. It would be weird to launch it now, right? Or is now a better time. I guess summer movies,

they do better than like a Halloween release. Yeah, but you want to release that in the fall for sure. When do you want to release that movie that you were in? I'm not answering that. I have got to release some news. Lola Blankets are the best. mentioned this previously, but we had a listener reach out who utilized our code. And he messaged us and he said, that blanket's the best thing you guys advertise.

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okay two a different circle back ooh man we're still getting a lot of action on this Savannah bananas thing baseball is making a mockery of baseball I stopped caring about baseball a long time ago this guy says that guy says baseball a lot it's crazy it's like these

people don't realize they're talking to the guy who's in the rookie. I know. Do they even know that I was in the rookie? No, it's so embarrassing. They wouldn't be talking to you crazy like this if they did. All right. So we put up a prompt asking for theme week suggestions. Here's what we've got so far.

Theme week is a thing we do on Patreon. It's the final Tuesday in every month. It's only on Patreon. We do a themed episode. We have done Dating App Week. We've done Ick Week. Stories of somebody. or something that gave you the ick.

We've done house party week. We've done a lot of weeks. And you did a poll, right? I didn't do a poll. I just did look for responses. Here's what I'm getting. Okay. On the Instagram stories.

You should be following us on at Circling BackPod or podcast. Close Encounters Week. Aliens, wild animals, etc. That's a good one. Ooh, that is good. A lot of people have ghosts. We could say that for spooky. Yeah, that's more spooky season.

but I guess close encounters with animals would be good, but that's basically spooky season. My dude here said gambling week. Someone has suggested that before, yeah. Young lady said runback dating app week. We just did that one, right? We just did it. And we've always talked about like running some back. We could do a run back at some point.

We haven't ran anything back yet. Okay, we're getting a couple responses for Bachelor, Bachelorette Party Week. Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it. I like it. Brush with the law week shit turns shit tends to pop off

at bachelor parties um airport week nightmare travel stories and such okay scumbag week tell stories about your most degenerate friends and family first job week

man I think we're gonna have to do bachelor bachelor at party week let's do it I think that's that's that's what we're saying Randy should we lock it in I think I think we lie hey hey that's a lock in

that's a lice that's a nicey took an out L week. Randy, remember that week he took L after L after L? He's been on the line for 82 minutes waiting for customer support. I have the telecom network drop the call infuriating.

Yeah. I was in the queue for a while a couple weeks ago. Not Q and on, but the queue to call queue for Ryobe customer service and I got dropped. By the way, their customer service is dog shit. So you can tell him Dave said that to. to be pretty much non-existent.

Oh, you have a five-year warranty. Oh, sorry, you didn't keep the hard copy of your receipt. Well, we can't honor it. Oh, also, like, no, bank statement won't work. I'm sorry. No, we can't do anything for you, even though you've been a loyal customer and bought a bunch of our other products. Oh, here, we'll send you, okay, maybe we can get you a deal.

I'll send you this other Rio. Here's another number. Call this and they'll help you. Okay, cool, I'll do that, and I'll wait on the line for 22 minutes. Oh, hey, what's up? They sent me from Ryobi customer service to you. Sorry, dude. I'd love to help you.

We don't sell Riobe. You only sell like Riobe parts. Oh, okay. Well, I don't know what's wrong. I already took the fucking thing apart and I don't know how to do electrical work. So I couldn't fix it. So I guess I'll just, what I'll do here is I'll just, I'll just go fuck myself. I guess I'll just go fuck.

Yeah. No, it's cool. Oh, and on top of that, not only I'll go buy a whole new lawnmower from somebody else. Because I definitely wanted to spend 400 bucks this week. Definitely. I definitely wanted to do that. Oh, actually plus tax too. So it was more than that.

Yeah. Cool, man. Oh, I wanted to be the dickhead. lifting the 87 pound box by myself at Walmart into my shopping cart. By the way, it was too big for the car. It was like one of those things where it was like hanging out. Like you feel that's not bothering you. No,

not at all, dude. Great customer service. Let's go fuck myself. No, I will, dude. That's fine. I'm totally cool with that. I knew that was. You're saying you want to do all this stuff, but you seem angry about it.

No, no, no, no. What are you talking about? But like, but you wanted to do this. On my data center is right now. Drinking, drinking is water. No, let me, yeah. What uses more water, a data center or data? Hey, bra.

Hold on, let me, let me get some of that on there. Oh, I see what's all, what's all about. You know, I noticed you don't have. Is that your first time enjoying a sip of water? Yeah. Is that your pre-brew? Wow, this is my preview free cocoa fur right here. Look that.

Oh, okay. Look that. But we'll, we'll write down all the other stuff that you guys have been saying, because there were some other ones in there that I liked. We'll put it on the whiteboard. Put it on the whiteboard. A bachelor party, a bachelor party, parties. Called, call 888-618-48-48-44.

22 that's the pipeline but you just let us know that it's for bachelor party week or email dave how can they email you gmail i don't know dav dav at washmedia dot com email yeah just go to gmail day just go to gmail you'll find me the good news jordan spith is back to minus two okay leader is at what now don't who give me everything you know about aldrich pot geeter He's leading the PGA championship Yeah, but what else? Pot Guter. I don't know a thing about him.

He's from, clearly that name means his origin is French? Pot Gietia. What? Podgette? I'm just suggesting an alternate pronunciation

if it were French. I think it's Dutch. Dutch. But he's South African. So maybe it's Dutch descent. Okay. Cool. I don't know much about his game.

He has to fucking. out of the ball. He's like a fucking tank. He's like 5-11. He's got to weigh like 220. He's like a fire hydrant. But it's not, I don't think of, no offense. He's pulling pipe out there? I don't think it's all a good weight.

Right. That's okay. But he's, he's long. So it checks out. Good for him. Let's see. Speed minus two. Pot Geiter, minus three. Yeah, dude.

Oh, dude, Stephen Yeager. Do you get out of there. fucking Yega bombs. Yeah, yeah. Remember that? Bud Collie. Shout out to Bud Collie. Oh, this is fun, man.

I don't like that Scotty's going into this clean-shaven. He's got a little shadow. Hopefully he lets that stub go a little stubbed out for the weekend. Stubbed out. Little stubbs barbecue on the face. You know what I'm saying? Campbell? Yeah.

Been up all night. I drove across the state of Texas, the great state of Texas. Ha. What was that interview? What was he doing? The Today Show? Pierce Bush. I don't know.

Have I just been saying, you know what I'm saying, Campbell, for this whole time, and you didn't know what I was talking about? It took me a second to register what you were talking about. I was focused on throwing away my breaker. I'm done with this show when I turned 43. That's my cutoff. I'm too old for this shit. I'm seriously done. Come on, man.

I'm going to go be a public defender. Really? Yeah. I'm going to go defend the public. Okay. Good. Everyone going to jail, man. Dog, it's my lawyer.

He had a podcast. I'm going to jail. All right, let's do this weekend and fun. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit.

I got yelled out by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and let go with it. Little more girls, let's go. A very special weekend and fun. Why? Not only because we're getting out and about, but we got a new sponsor. No, what new sponsor is, uh, well, just get us going with the new sponsor alert.

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Say, take it off, hey, hold, hold on. Let Dylan take it off first. Say, take it off, Daddy. You take it off, Daddy. This is the Key West. Oh, my point. That's the Key West right there, boys. Oh, okay, Dave.

I'm rocking that Nassau. Um, yes, just a traditional putting grip. I mean, I'm not going to, I'm not going to show you guys the stroke or anything. I'm going to tell you about meridian putters. First of all, Wisconsin. We love Wisconsin. These guys are out of Wisconsin. I've seen them around Instagram. I knew they did great work. I'd never, I'd never putted with one until I got this. Um, I've got the NASA LT stainless 370 grams. It feels great. I've been rolling the ball around my, my living room a little bit showing roads the, the proper way to do it. You catch me just hunting the cup with this thing, man. You're about to be an absolute problem. You still have that wide stance when you putt? You haven't had it in like seven years. Calm down with that shit. You used to have like,

yeah, I had a wide putting stance. It was really funny. I wasn't the first one to ever do that. The golf world has gotten super expensive lately. I don't know if you've noticed that. I have. I have. I actually have noticed that.

It's refreshing, excuse me, to find a company that making really high quality putters here in the USA at a price it's actually reasonable. That's what Meridian's all about. USA, dude. Things are nice, man.

I got USA on my hands. That's his handcrafted stuff. It just feels good in the hands. It really does. Meridian sent all of us different models. Like I said, I'm rocking the Nassau. Which one of you got the Key West? Dude, we're just vibed, man.

The boys got one too. Randy, which one? You took home a blade. I took home a Blabe, but I might want to switch up with the other one. I want to talk to Brett about it. Because I want to try one of these, like, bigger heads. You want to talk to Brett about it? Yeah.

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Mattles. Most people's dogs. Mattel Ranchos. Maddle Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos. Our boy Klein is in town with his lovely wife. Shout out to the Kubiaks. And they want to go to Matt's. We're getting the boys together. We're getting the boys together. Last time we got together, apparently we under-ordered fajitas. Yeah, Will does not forget. Will was still hungry at the end of the meal.

Hungry. So we're going to get plenty of fajitas this time. Yeah, Chee-Chi's coming. Excited for that. I'm excited, man. Dude, I'm going to be, it's going to be hot. I'm absolutely going to date us in or some water. It is a shame.

The only time we get together for dinner is when someone comes in town. We don't just do it on our own ever anymore because you guys just don't want to hang out with me. And that's fine. That's neither here nor there. Well, no, it's because you typically go to one restaurant. No, dude, I step out. You're out there hugging bartenders. I step out.

We're in different ways. Dude, that's Chee-Ce that does that, not me. By the way, you know, you're getting old when, like, one single dinner plan is, like, my weekend is like, that's, I'm just kind of coast off of that vibe the whole rest of the weekend, you know? I got nothing Saturday, nothing at all. Sunday, actually, that's not true. I'm going to see some family on Saturday. I don't know what we're going to do yet. We're going to hang out somewhere, somehow.

Sunday Parks has a consolation bracket game. I think it's at 1.45. So it could be the last game in the season. I don't know. But yeah, he's had a good one. He's made some plays, gotten some hits. Blasher a little bit. Blasher a little bit.

He's playing some good left field and center field. And that's it, man. I really, this weekend, I'm just going to jump into mine because it's similar. I really want to get out to those baseball fields and just go out there and hit the ball around and let roads work on his fielding. that might be in play. What time do they open those up? I don't know.

Okay. We don't go to that. Because, like, I've heard the softball fields, they're usually getable. On a Saturday during the season, I bet they're open pretty early. Okay. Yeah.

We might go out there, too. Might hit the cages with parks. We'll see. So, yeah, I, too, I'm going to do Maddles. Mattel Ranchos. I'm going to do some, I do want to, am I playing tomorrow?

I want to take this to the course. I'm either going to go just try to walk on somewhere tomorrow, maybe late morning, early afternoon, just play nine or something. I need to start logging rounds. But I want to go roll some putts with my Nassau meridian putter. I really do. Because I like the feel of it.

I like how it looks over the eye when I'm set up. The setup's great. I've been draining. I do the old dad move of getting a cup, setting it down. I'm just putting right into it. in the living room. CEO shit.

You wouldn't know about it. You were never a CEO on Wall Street like me. I wasn't, no. But I'm going to be doing that. Then Mattles, am I going to go Taws? I don't know. I went Taws with Randy last Friday

for lunch. Chicken Taws. And they were good. Except for they made a split the tortillas. Why did they cheap out on the tortillas? I have no idea. That's weird.

I love the Alpast store, though. Oh. That's your go-to. It is. From there, oh, I bet Will's back. I wonder if he got me a sandwich. From there, next day, Saturday. I think we got a birthday party, I'm not sure.

I won't have to go, though. Rhodes will have to go because it's his friend, not mine. That'd be weird if I just went to one of Rhodes' friend's birthday party, but nobody else. No plans, man. Going to be laying fairly low Saturday. Work on some baseball, maybe do a little yard work in the back. and that's about it, man. Randall?

What do you think wins in a constellation bracket, you know? I'd say, uh, Orion. You gotta think that the real, the real championship is big dipper versus Orion, no matter where that happens, you know? Don't sleep on the little dipper, don't. I don't know, maybe we'll put it together. I don't think we will. Maybe next month.

Constellation bracket, he says. Right. Good work, Randy. Uh, so this weekend, not obliqueen. not a bleak. Okay. Tomorrow, leaving for Chicago,

going to a wedding, one of Megan's friends. Are you met the friends yet? We met that during holiday break, but didn't get to meet all of them. So this would be meeting all the extended friends that didn't get to meet

during the Christmas season. So, very excited for that. First time we're getting to see each other since like March. So going back there, going to go say hi to my brother. and his kids and my mom for a little bit too while she's out doing like bridesmaid sort of things on

Friday. Oh, she's in the wedding, huh? It's not like a traditional. Like there's a wedding party. So they're not like having rehearsal dinner stuff, but they're having like the Friday night before the girls are all getting together for a night. So it's like, well, then I'm just there by myself. And so I'm going to go hang out with my brother and his kids go have dinner with them.

And then's the wedding on Saturday. and then Sunday night I'll be coming back here. So just pretty much a wedding weekend for me. Very fun. Sounds fun, man. That's good for you, Randall. The boys are just mobbing this weekend, man. What time you fly him back Sunday?

I think my flight is 9 p.m. from leaving. He's a late flight guy. Oh, my God. Leaving at 9? Yeah. That's a mistake. That's fucking bleak. That is bleak, dude.

I do that all the time, guys. Is it because the last time you tried to fly out of a normal? time you looked absolutely you're just down the worst I've ever seen that Nashville one you mean or the ones after the meetup what was the one where he was just on the plane like in a wreck is it New York that was with you guys or not yeah because you tried to sit in the wrong seat

is either New York or Chicago that was in New York or Chicago for sure I can't remember all right well don't do that again bring some cheers with you I I never want to be on a flight coming back from somewhere before 10 a.m. I will never be. I do not like being the first one out. I'm always looking for that one o'clock flight. Okay.

Good work. Let's run it back before we get out of here. Of course, the segment during which we talk about what we talked about all week long. Ranny sometimes sits on his nuts when mounting his bicycle. Less now,

though I'm not Jimmy Johnsing it. If you notice Dave is glowing, it's because he mowed the lawn Tuesday morning. I was sick. It's been a long time since Dylan has seen Dave's bare bottom. chicks were never around at Randy's frat house. That is not true.

Randy gave Tony Hinchcliff a point and a thumbs up at Dead Rabbit. That is true. That's crazy you endorse all of his humor. Randy needs to talk to Brett about the free putters before he chooses his. Yep. Yeah, it's a good idea to talk. Call him right now. He's down bad, sick.

And that concludes, run it back. I will say, the day I mowed the lawn in the morning and came into work, that night, it was the best night's sleep I've had in at least three weeks. Good for you. It was phenomenal. It's probably getting the morning sun and just doing something productive because I don't really,

what I do for a living is productive, but mowing the lawn, that probably is. It was nice. It was tangible. Get home, put my hand on my hips, and be like, yep, mowed the lawn today. Guess I'll go watch Peppa Pig with my son.

That's how I feel like when I bike in. Starts my day off right. Cool. Yeah. See you next time. Bye. Bye. Thank you.