Circling Back - PGA Tour Rizzed Up by LIV & Apple's VR Goggles

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin texas my name is will defries my left david that dog rough did y'all see where baby gronk just stole livy from the drip king like i'm seeing that he rizzed up livy yeah and now they're saying that he has w riz it was a big riz play for him who's the drip king in all this he's the drip king so some are saying that baby gronk is the new drip king though oh so i don't know i'm just seeing this there's a lot of news yesterday and this kind of fell by the wayside but yeah he rizzed up livy and took her from the drip king i missed that news because ever since he decommitted from Texas, I kind of just shut him out. I actually muted Baby Gronk on Twitter so I don't see any more of his shit because he's dead to me.

Yeah, he was on his visit to LSU and Livvy greeted him. And some are saying that she rizzed him up. So we don't really know. Huh. How old is Baby Gronk? Hard to say. Like 28, 29? 12-ish? I don't really know huh how old is baby grown uh hard to say like 28 29 12-ish i don't know 11. see he's gronk but he's a baby version of him is he gronk's little brother no no relation at all no no he just plays football okay that changes

things yeah that changes my interest level in baby gronk i thought he was gronk's like little brother this entire time no he's just a little shithead with a mullet whose dad's just like trying to make him become famous on the internet but he's got w riz i guess yeah what do you mean you're saying he doesn't you're saying he's l riz what do you i don't understand what you're saying i don't you're saying he's elriz what do you i don't understand what you're saying i don't i don't even know what what we're talking about honestly i know i know that he met livy don jeez i don't know i'm just trying to be topical with pop culture news and the news of the day this was a top of cnn.com it's my right in the studio to dave's right in the studio as well. Mr. Rizadente himself. Dylan Chivry.

Thanks for the intro, Will. A little bit low energy, but I'll accept it nonetheless. You know my energy right now. He just Jeb Bushed you. You called him, David, that dog rough. You don't like El Rizadente? I would say that's actually much better than that dog.

No offense, Dave. I'm sorry. I apologize to you, Dave. Considering that you have El Riz, like for him to do that is pretty nice. I played in a softball game last night. Adult co-ed softball. Okay? You were kind of like – it was kind of like a replacements kind of thing. It was, yeah.

I filled in for Dan who famously partially tore his calf muscle. Did Dan go to the game? No. Oh, wow. Wow, not a good teammate. He hit a jackhammer in the dugout. Not a good teammate. To be fair, to come to his defense a little bit,

it's a hike to get out there. It is far away. Anyway, it took me a couple innings to get my feet under me. But I feel like I had a decent performance out there. Randy's not bad. What do those stats look like for you? I went one for two. I had a sack fly, so that wipes one AB out.

I went one for two. Made a couple errors in the field. But then I settled in, and I was useful out there. Throwing errors or fielding? Throwing. Did you lose it in the lights? No, no.

Man, I'll tell you what. You got to – if you don't play for a long time, you have to, like, recalibrate your release with those things. I was thrown all over the place. I finally got it honed in after a while, but it's not easy to get back out there. Where were you in the batting lineup? Coach Brett put me in the four hole.

Where'd he put himself? Three. Is Brett considered the manager of this team? I don't know. Brett's good. Yeah, I figured he would. That shouldn't surprise anybody. I asked who was the best player on the team the other day,

and Brett did the thing where he said, I'm going to let Randy answer this one, because he knew that he wanted the answer. Love that. It's Brett. It's probably Brett, yeah. He's good. Well, he's much younger than you are,

so he should be able to move a little easier. My last A, B, I got into one finally. Pissed on it? I sent it out there, yeah. Did y'all win? No. Final score? Oh, fuck.

12-6-ish? Oh, you guys got work. So was this a defense problem or a pitching problem? It wasn't a pitching problem.

Well, the first guy who pitched for us who's filling in for an injured Fulton Oil and Gas actually. How did he get hurt? Fogs.

Oh, not, not, yeah, he's sick, not injured, sick. He couldn't find the plate, so Brett started pitching and he did pretty well. Sounds like he got lit up. Is it still one of those deals? I haven't played softball in a very long time.

You're supposed to get lit up. Is it still the play to where you lob it as high up as you can reasonably do it? That's hard to do. It is hard to do, but it's really hard to hit. But sometimes you get people who lob it in there, not on a rope, but a little more velocity,

and it's much easier to hit. Those are easier to hit, for sure. Yeah, that wasn't part of the game last night, really. I have extreme hesitancy to do anything competitive in this capacity at this point based on the younger people's injuries that I've seen in recent memory. I did quite a bit of stretching. Good. I didn't pull anything. I am a bit sore today downstairs.

You haven't used those muscles. You haven't used those muscles in a while. That's not true. I work out and I do sprints and stuff. Do you do lateral movements when you work out no yeah exactly i'm a straight line exactly dude damn we'll just hit you with some shit we'll went physio yeah i've been taking some classes at ut lately um kind of sports science center kind of stuff um a holistic approach yeah emphasis on the whole what's up hey what's your exit velo on that last ab uh randy can speak to it there was no one out there was mad there's no track man

probably a randy question here uh randy what's y'all's run differential this year uh five i don't know but i will say dylan hit the farthest ball that i've seen all season from any team. Wow. Thanks, Randy. That's big. I didn't want to be the one to say it, but I got into it. Nice, dude. So what's your ops looking like?

My opponents? No, yours. Your OPS. Oh. The ops hate this. We know that. Probably somewhere around 900. It's a six. sick yeah so you're somewhere

slightly above a replacement level player which is ironic because you are a replacement started slow like i said but i settled in and i contributed i wish uh wish we had video of that hit me too i thought that would be a good clip that would have been great i'm glad that the people in this office were in the game and you know focused I kind of would have loved to see some video of you out there I think that's a miss I think that's a miss

I guess our video guy is too busy playing too busy getting three runs where are you in the lineup lead off so you were in the lineup? Leoff. So you were in the dugout when Dylan was at bat at least once, right? Probably, yeah.

Randy got probably two, three hits last night. And played a solid outfield. Dumb question. I've got plenty of them. Metal bats? Yes. Okay. I should outlaw those but

it's for another day wow maybe if we would have answered that a question about if we were commissioner of a sport on our Patreon

that we dropped yesterday maybe I could have answered that it's called exactly five minutes listeners submit their topics talk about them

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But more importantly, please go to youtube.com slash circling back. Go subscribe. Are you guys prepared? Is this your review of the week? It's Will's five-star review. Of the week. We got a new backer you guys familiar with uh seacrest i don't think it's ryan i don't think it's ryan oh it says kings be kings yep been on a circling back hiatus since early 2022 due to dylan's trash covid takes that haven't aged well and stressed me out too much.

Just to be clear, I'm pretty sure that our COVID takes were very in line with the general thinking for a long time. What did I say that was controversial? I don't think anything, so that's not fair. Well, things are coming back? The reason I'm reading his review is not because of that. I think you got unfairly singled out there.

I think if anyone had some more aggressive COVID takes, I think it was me. I played it safe during COVID, but I wasn't extreme to one end or the other. I'll just say this. I simply just didn't want people to die. I was ground floor lab leak theory. Okay.

It's fine. I just wanted to put that out there. Yeah, I don't want to see people die. Well, this guy said he spent the last six weeks catching up on 186 episodes. Wow. He said it took as long as it did because I had to pause to binge watch White Lotus Season 2. The menu, succession, and countless other TV shows and movies mentioned.

All out of fear of spoilers. This guy's been on his media grind. Damn, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Jeez. Are people still getting mad about COVID takes? Like, come on.

Get over it. Figure it out. Did I say something that was extra woke or something one day? I don't know. I don't know. I feel like I on get over it figure it out did i say something that was extra woke or something one day i don't know i don't know i feel like i'm not very woke when no if anyone's i've had a couple people like especially listeners be like oh yeah like make like covid things toward me and i'm like oh i'm sorry that i wanted people to be safe that's that's how i look at it huh i had some bad golf takes i wasn't pleased with like a lot of people playing a lot of golf

in the beginning but i think that was mainly out of jealousy that makes sense so was that a five star review it was they're all five star dave no one leaves anything but five star reviews for us thanks for coming back and watching all of the shows that we've mentioned you guys i hope you grew up on barry i wasn't gonna play golf until i saw that they put the little pool noodle in the in the hole that saved us all i think that's one we'd all like back what considering that um it wasn't transmitted that way what the hell was that we'd like it that was pitiful so you didn't take the pin out so people were just people were just firing the ball at the pin and calling it a good pot there was some bad golf being played at that time you didn't have to touch the pin

i just now put that together. Or you told me. That's why. I felt a responsibility as like, you know, we have a podcast. I felt a responsibility to skew more on the side of caution than not. That's the way that I looked at it. Because I was like, well, I don't know. I don't want to get exposed later for just being, you know, the worst.

We don't need to get into this. Nah, nah. COVID's over. We defeated the invisible enemy. Yeah. That's right. Don't no longer have to see the stats when you log on New York Times.

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I don't know how much time you guys want to spend on that, but it is kind of a big deal. If he really did steal, uh, Livvy from the drip King. Where were you guys when you heard about, uh, Livvy and the drip King?

How many text messages y'all have on your phone? When you walked into the office yesterday and the PGA tour live news had dropped who is the 28 king at least 28 i had over 60 which is a lot for me and it was a it was one of those moments where i was like oh man like i cannot wait to get on twitter and i cannot wait to get in the group chat i was so horny to be in the know that i think i was i think i saw it right before i left my house and i did the the know that I think I was, I think I saw it right before I left my house and I did the deal that I think most people did where they check to make sure that was really the CNBC Twitter account. And I was like, okay. So I sent it to a group text, got on the road, probably drop, drop my son off at daycare. Hopefully I did that. And I almost like pulled

over just because it was like so much information I was like I don't want to be I don't want to be 10 minutes late on this I want to know what's going down I still feel like we don't have all the information I mean what we know is that the public investment fund has made a investment in the PGA Tour I guess the piff going forward we'll call it the PIF. Dude, PIF dog. It's the investment arm of Saudi Arabia. M&A, bro. Sovereign wealth fund. At this point, I feel like the Saudis are going to own every part of my life.

Really, the sports that I watch the most of these days are golf and soccer. And with the PIF yesterday scooping up the PGA Tour. What? Sorry. The PIF getting the pga tour yesterday they've also made a uh a play at manchester united uh with their fifth and final bid and so i'm just kind of sitting here like cool everything's just ruled by the saudis now who do they already have in soccer don't they have a new castle united that's kind of the like the underlying thing for me like they're slowly like growing their reach over all of sports

that's the literal point and it's i know but it's it's gonna be it's gonna be nba soon it's it's gonna be everywhere you probably over the weekend maybe not but you recently have um used a platform that uh the pif the pIF has a board seat on. Of course, I'm talking about Uber. $3.5 billion investment in Uber. So it's everywhere. Here's a question I have. Here's a question I have that has nothing to do with the PGA Tour.

What is stopping this public investment fund from somehow getting their hands on a private secondary education institution? Could they potentially buy a college, a private school, and splash NIL money on these kids, and suddenly they have an entire different revenue stream that completely flips the college system on its head sure i i mean i don't know what logistics it would take in order to buy a private college but like i it's just it's all weird it's really difficult to say no to a lot of money i understand that at some point someone's got to like put their foot down and be like no they can't just keep spreading their influence over the whole fucking world like this it's the tour tried i know but it barely lasted a year even the fucking pga tour caved in so um a local tie here i'm reading a uh at least the first few notes of a wall street

journal you love the wall street journal clicks texas a&m's unreported foreign funding why the school says 100 million dollars from russia Russia and Qatar is exempt from reporting requirements. Interesting. I'd love to give you more, but again, it's a paywall play. It's a paywall play. And I'm not prepared. I'm just saying. So, yes, there is money to answer your question, Will.

I hate the momentum they have in all of this. It's really frustrating. They are executing on their plan. Executing? Exec all of this it's really frustrating i they are executing on their plan executing and it's also working like i mean they're it's it's working from a pr standpoint i think like even rory's saying that like he hates live but live is going to go like i mean yeah live is going to go away the format of that league is going to go away the separation i liked it like yeah like obviously it's who cares that it's really that part is going to go away. The separation. Bomber, dude. I liked it. Yeah, like, obviously, who cares? That part's going away, but the investment part's not going away.

It's just like golf, but louder. That was the thing about Liv, and that's what I liked about it. It was like, oh, there's my favorite player, only he's wearing shorts. That's cool. That's crazy. And he's not wearing pants. I guess all those details haven't been ironed out yet right it sounds like

hardly any details have been ironed out frameworks there there's a lot a lot of heavy lifting to do gotta iron out iron out

the details I do I do think that if they keep one thing from Liv it should be the shorts I want to see

these guys caps in real time as long as Tiger has a tour card and is still playing twice a year which may or may not happen I don't want to see these guys' caps in real time. As long as Tiger has a tour card and is still playing twice a year, which may or may not happen, I don't want to see him in shorts. I guess if they let him have the option of pants, then that's fine. Tiger always hits us with that 13-inch inseam.

I know, and he's got 45 belt loops on his... Seeing how a dude can rock shorts changes the riz that surrounds that dude, and I think we need to have some riz ratings for the PGA Tour boys. Ooh. Okay. How do you feel about jay monahan at this point i think he's the world's biggest cuck and i think that oh yeah i think that anyone that supports him within the pga tour is an adjacent cuck like i think that he i agree he has replaced several people in my uh on my shit list he has replaced so many names it's crazy yeah he looks like an absolute clown in all this he was very outspoken about live and being against live and being against what they stand for and where the the money's coming from um and then to do to make

this decision he looks like an absolute clown do you think it's a bad look to um a year ago at the uh canadian open to um cite the 9-11 families as a reason like the people who went to live the defectors should be ashamed and um you know to kind of hide behind them and then a year later, almost the day, have this happen. Yeah. Be like, yeah, you know all that? Leveraging like a serious. Bygones be bygones. You 9-11'd us, fine.

Leveraging a very serious like thing like that against, I mean, you asked for loyalty from your PGA Tour members and being like, you know, yeah, I understand that they want to pay you a bunch of money, but think about the families of 9-11 and what they did and all that. And then if I'm a PGA Tour player who turned down a lot of live money to stay loyal to the tour, I would be so fucking pissed off at this dude right now.

That's why I was bummed about Rory's press conference this morning because while Rory said a lot of things that were very anti-live and anti-public investment fund, he also said a lot of things that are a big change of tune of what he's said this entire time. And it's just a bummer for me. Like I don't fault Rory. Rory has no power in this situation obviously. I said yesterday in the office like I thought Rory knew that this was going to happen.

I no longer think that. I do think that he was in the dark. But like it just doesn't – it's just a bummer to hear even rory just kind of like you know all right i guess this is how it is you know money talks so one of the biggest players in this deal is a guy named jimmy dunn it's not a household name by any means but finance bros they probably know who he is and he is on the board of the pga tour big money guy uh one of the founders of uh sand, O'Neill, and Partners. And he's pretty instrumental in orchestrating this.

Interesting point because his office in 2001, the office of the company he founded, was in one of the towers. And I believe his company lost somewhere between 60 and 70 people in uh 9 11. oh my god and uh now we're here so what about the the players surely there are members of the pj tour who are like very principled to people and like just we're so against live for reasons you know because of the whole 911 stuff but in human rights and the dismember because of the whole 9-11 stuff, but human rights, and the dismembering

of the American journalists, all this stuff. Like, no, I don't want to play for a living. I'm fine making a good living on the PGA Tour. Now they have, like, no choice. Like, were they gonna stop playing golf for their career? You know? Like, they're just forced to play under this umbrella of just...

One thing we haven't seen, or at least I haven't seen on my timeline anywhere is people saying like oh i'm never gonna watch never gonna do this like it's the sports watching is it's going to be complete when it comes to the tour eventually i saw i watched an interview with uh bryson dechambeau on cnn this morning i haven't watched that yet and it's mainly i'm just avoiding it i'm scared he basically said like look it's been over 20 years since 9-11. It's time to move on to like – What?

Yeah, it's time to move on. Let's push everything forward. And it's like – that's easy for you to say, man. You're getting paid a lot of money. The woman doing that interview, I thought she pressed him a little bit. I would once like to see a journalist be like, let's dig in on that. Because what specifically about 9-11? What do you think that their involvement was?

I just want to hear. I want to see somebody squirm and try to get out of that. He gave the answer about 9-11. And she said, well, it's not just about 9-11, right? And then she mentioned the journalist who was killed. And he gave just another boilerplate answer to that yeah i think uh i agree with the sentiment of anything like this nba nfl if you if you quote follow the money you're gonna end up finding money that comes from a bad place like in almost everything it's something that large but

to have the execs to have monahan like actually just do this 180 after citing the 9-11 families and all that it's just it's such a bad look it's such a bad look and i don't he's got to go he's he is going this new entity that they're creating. So the PGA Tour is not going away, and it's still going to be the nonprofit, right? They're creating this new entity with the PIF money, with the Saudi money, and he's going to be the CEO. So I don't think he's going anywhere. No, I don't think he is either, and it's crazy to me that he's not going to.

And maybe one of you can explain this to me more. But even though the tour is going to maintain its nonprofit status, there's still going to be a for-profit arm of this entire operation. That kind of makes the phrase nonprofit go away for me in general. Like, oh, we're a nonprofit over here. But if you want to make some money we can set you up with our friends over here like it's okay that's pretty interesting to think about how that that all it's all going to operate um but yeah i mean like now i mean so the tour before couldn't you know what what how did live get those guys they big insane signing bonuses right tour couldn't do that now with this

if uh you know they want to drop the bag on some hot shot who's the kid out of texas cole hammer i don't know i don't know why i thought of cole hammer then they can do that you can write them a check now because they got the piff money and it's a new entity so they can do all that so i don't know this whole thing stinks it's it's it sticks and it's yesterday was exhaust like you know very few times are you have a day online where you're like exhausted from like one thing but yesterday was fucking exhausted i got so tired of hearing people talk about it on the golf channel in the office yesterday i was like we gotta turn on something else like this is this is annoying me at this point brandel looked like he just drank 20 beers last night

and got two hours of sleep when he did his interview. It is kind of fun seeing Brandl squirm, though. Yeah. I mean, he can maintain his position. He was always against it and against it for those reasons. Nobody rode for the tour harder than Brandl. And it is awkward now. I wonder what his future, the golf channel, looks like.

I don't imagine he would go anywhere, but I don't know. I don't know how that works with, like, you know, Saudi. Yeah, how do you keep covering golf? Check out this pie chart, Dave, of the Premier League teams and their owners' net worth. Can you see that more than three-quarters of that is all black in Newcastle United? Would you be concerned if you were another football club right now?

Would that concern you? That's pretty crazy. Isn't that scary? God, dude. Sorry, I should have sent this to Randy before, but it's like, oh, okay, yeah, the net worth of the Saudi owners is much different, but it's a weird thing. I've obviously been critical of public investment fund. I think many people have, justifiably.

I don't know what I'll do if they buy Manchester United. It's going to be a very weird like it's going to feel weird for me to be like so anti but then they buy my fate like my favorite interest in sports and what am i gonna do it was so easy for me to be like oh i'm i don't i'm not watching live golf fuck that league plus it was on the cw no one's watching it was real easy for all of us to just shit on but now it's like what do i i'm not gonna watch golf like yeah i can't do that yeah i'm essentially gonna be like a fucking little bitch version of jay monahan when i start like watching all this which is eventually going to happen like i'm not i'm not not going to watch i can't act like i'm

not going to oil man not going anywhere still kind of runs the world. Yeah. I thought pure Beyonce girls ran the world, Dave. I wish that was the case. The Saudis don't think that, I think. Oh, famously. Famously. Famously not. So, like, think about this. If the piff gets word, like, say that they're online and they see

that Baby Gronk's taking a visit to LSU. Okay. And they see he just rizzed up Livvy. Yeah. And they're like, well, we got to send this guy. We got to get this guy. Let's sign him. He needs a bag.

They can do that. Yeah. Sure. Have you thought about that? No, I haven't. I haven't. No. It's interesting, though.

Did you like all the – I say all the. There wasn't – I didn't see too many live guys, like actual players, like spiking the football. Taylor Gooch hit you with the Las Ventanas margarita pick. And then you got Phil with the smiley face. Awesome day. Per Phil. It just sucks that it's just about money for these guys

like i like i get it i'm not i'm not in position to like turn down tens of millions of dollars like there so i who am i to speak on this but it's just like and they're like rubbing it in our face like yeah like i'm doing really well like it is what it is like fuck you we're just fans who want to watch golf did did brooks brick brick his Brandel tweet a little bit, saying welfare check instead of wellness check? The phrase is definitely wellness check over welfare check, right? Interesting. I feel like they can play, but yeah, yeah.

I mean, even if he did wellness check, that's still not a good tweet. Yeah. I mean, even if he did wellness check, that's still not a good tweet. Yeah. So those guys all have to apply for tour, for their, you know, get back on the tour. And there's going to be, I guess there's a review board of some sort or there will be. I saw one person comment, like, would they make these guys like pay a penalty for leaving and then come back? I think that's in play.

I think it's in play. That seems aggressive i think there might be some of these guys that are like well is what i would pay to get back on the pga worse than what i could pay to retire right now it's a great or i mean worse than the money that i could just keep and do i don't know there's so many angles to this that it's almost difficult to talk about yeah uh i really i am kind of bummed that Live as a tour is going away because it has brought a lot of fun days on Twitter. Just, I don't know. I'm going to miss.

Four aces dropped their team pick or something. I'm going to miss looking at the numbers that they did on Twitter. Just being like, man, they have so much money behind them, but the Niblicks have like 2,000 Twitter followers. It's still just funny to me. It was fun to laugh at. It was fun to make fun of the fact that no one was watching it either.

It's going to be crazy to see what the purse sizes do in these tournaments. It's going to be crazy. Are they going to do a team aspect? Yeah, I think so. I think they're going to incorporate that. And that's great because that is if done right, that is cool. Are they going to rename all this?

The new entity has yet to be named but i don't think the pga tour okay so all the branding is going to remain consistent i kind of wanted a new logo for the pga tour just to see how bad it was going to be i honestly i love that thought who's the uh who's the young lady on uh social media that does like the revamped logos for NFL teams? I don't know, but she's really good at it. Have you seen the new one that's popped up? The golf. So there's the old one who started doing really well, but she was kind of doing it as a joke.

I think that's who I saw. I saw one do a redesign of the Brooklyn Nets logo that was really, really sick. So there's a girl who's been doing some TikTok redesigns lately, and her stuff is incredible. I am so impressed by what she's doing. Okay, I think the one I saw was just doing a bit yeah the girl the girl that was great someone's like like actually very talented at it the girl that was doing a bit was great you should do we should do a will to freeze because you said that you were uh in another life an art teacher the will to revamp pga tour with piff a little PIF injection logo.

I could probably do that. So we essentially went through this entire year. How long has this been? A year. A year, two years. All just for Liv to eventually go away and for Saudi Arabia through the PIF get a seat at the table and further their reach.

This was a swift movement by them. I have to admit, I'm impressed. I'm impressed. They unraveled the PGA Tour so quickly compared to what I thought they would actually do. I thought this was going to be a long, long war. Yeah. I think old Jay was a little worried about what might come out in the old discovery process and them lawsuits yes that's the most interesting part to me at this point is is i want to know what happened is there any i you you have probably taken in more content than me on this is there any chance that we see what some of these skellies could be uh all pending lawsuits at this point will be um dropped so now you may see, you may have some other,

some third parties that want to jump in. You may have some tour players who might want to not be happy and may have standing to bring a suit against the tour, Jay Monahan. Who knows? Who knows? But that's the thing. They knew going into this

that there was a chance they were going to have to open the books. A very good chance. There's no way they realistically thought they could just wait out the uh live tour saudi saudi arabia they've got endless amounts of money they can keep throwing money at uh lawsuits whereas like the tour can't so they knew at some point it may get to that they may have to make a decision like uh do we really want that email conversation coming out in Discovery or do we want to just merge? Did I read correctly from, I forget which one of the NLU guys tweeted this,

but that they were spending up to $30 million a year in legal fees? That sounds about right. I don't think Watch could sustain that. Those are like $1,500 an hour attorneys. How can a nonprofit have so much money on hand that they can afford that kind of uh stuff for so long tax exempt must be nice we should do that yeah should we be a non-profit 501 c6 sure let's talk about it let's talk about the logistics of

non-profits and their effect on the economy i I'm glad you brought that up, Will. Are you familiar with the Church of Latter-day? I'm kidding. Dude, shout out to Scientology. We're not going to shout out Scientology. Major shout out to Scientology. Dude, sneaky tax exempt, right? So corrupt.

Scientologists? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They're killing it. I looked over. We were walking in New York. We were yeah. Oh, yeah. They're killing it. I looked over.

We were walking in New York. We were in this really nice neighborhood. We're walking down the street. I look over at this building. It's just straight up Church of Scientology. Massive building in one of the nicest areas. And it was like, oh, cool. There's one on Hancock in Austin.

It's the name of a street, Hancock. Oh. It was the Church of Scientology. It's not big though neighborhood little neighborhood scientology i've been looking to make some more friends lately i think i might go check it out they will accept you i feel like i feel like i'm on a list and if i went into one of them they would like act all nice and then suddenly i'd have like a fucking lacrosse ball duct tape to my mouth and i'd be getting my dick hit with like a mace really yeah they would

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Dave has famously questioned whether or not they're immortal. Yes, I have questioned that. But are we ready to question whether or not, like what's going on here? This says that in January 2018, a female crocodile in a Costa Rican zoo laid a clutch of eggs, which was peculiar.

Can't say that word. She'd been living alone for 16 years, so how'd she get pregnant? How'd she lay these eggs? I don't know. This says, while crocodiles can lay sterile eggs

that don't develop, some of this clutch looked quite normal. And one of them in a plot was familiar to anyone who has watched Jurassic Park. Continued to mature in an incubator. And in this case, life did not find a way. Whoever wrote this column is doing so much as the egg eventually yielded a perfectly formed but stillborn baby crocodile. Oh. So it's a little sad here so it's a little sad here it's a little sad

here the term is parthenogenesis a reproductive strategy that involves development of a female gamete without fertilization dinosaurs were known to be able to do this i i i don't get it i don't either maybe maybe there was a uh a male croc who snuck into her um enclosure at some point and then dipped out in the so you think this was like a clear explains it all situation where sam tossed a ladder up on that second floor window crawled up at night absolutely mashed clear hisce's cheeks all night and then this happened just smashed those those cheeks to smithereens and got out of there just dipped she put on that melissa etheridge cd yeah and next thing you know his little little croc legs

were crawling up that ladder and down the ladder and then the rest is history it's kind of like it's kind of like in dawson's creek when like joey she always crawls into dawson's bedroom and they watch steven spielberg movies together it's just like that or like when jesse gets addicted to caffeine pills to study for the sat and zach just like jumps over from his window like what the fuck's going on didn't fucking on you on drugs? She's like, kinda. They're just caffeine pills. I'm so excited.

I get how she had a breakdown after too much caffeine. I'm so scared. Like, I used to make fun of that, but now that I've become a little bitch when it comes to caffeine, like, I get it. It's an entertaining show,

but you're also gonna learn a little something. We'll take away from it. Yeah, I learned not to take caffeine in pill form. Don't do drugs, dude. You think she was boofing him? No. I think she... Do you think she was boofing him no i think do you think she

do you think jesse spano ever considered railing a caffeine pill oh i mean if it would give her the edge then yeah did zach ever take a stab at her no i don't think they ever they may that's a friendship violation although he took a run a run at kelly right zach no no ac yeah i think yeah i think bayside high was kind of a cesspool when it came to the fucking you know they were all going after each other a little bit zach and lisa had a moment which i'm turtle i'm not turtle screech please i'm thinking lisa turtle screech probably did not appreciate it. No, he didn't. I think he actually ripped Zach's shirt right there by the lockers. That was shitty, man.

I actually was in a class one time where a kid got in a fight, and one of the kids ripped the other kid's shirt, and the kid just had to sit there all day with the ripped shirt. I just felt awful for the kid. I would have just taken it off. It was brutal. I told you about the time I ripped that kid's pocket off his T-shirt. Yeah, that was fucked up. It was, man. Was it a pledge was a pledge no we were in gym class and we're in the weight room and

to be fair it was like his his workout shirt it wasn't the one he was wearing like at school okay that's kind of funny that's that's more understandable and i said i said say i won't and he said i said you won't and so i did and it ripped a whole like a whole chunk out of his was this like one of your buddies or is this a did and it ripped a whole like the whole chunk out of his was this like one of your buddies or is this a bully no it was a younger kid oh this is bullying okay yeah weird baseball guys doing weird shit i'm sorry bro we're burying the lead here like what did you guys think when tori showed up at bayside high uh which one's tori she was with another jacket she was a bad girl yeah yeah yeah yeah did you guys ever watch any other like saved by the

bell like versions yeah i pretty much watched all of them except for the reboot they had like the She was a bad girl. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you guys ever watch any other Saved by the Bell versions? Yeah, I pretty much watched all of them, except for the reboot. They had the new class. They had the college years. I'm just stuck with the old TV. Yeah, Mike Golick Jr.'s uncle. Yeah, dude, how did we not talk to him about that? He probably, I don't know.

No, I don't think he does get it that much. There was something else we were supposed to talk about that we completely didn't talk about. Like a crocodile having an immaculate conception we're crushing this you want to know what other animals uh use parthenogenesis yeah green flies i don't know what a green fly is but stick insects stick bugs water fleas scorpions termites and honeybees interesting no sex they're capable i think they still might be doing some fucking but they don't need it how much of a bummer would it be if you got reincarnated

as like a water flea and you were like fuck yeah that's a sad existence or just flee that no that'd be cool he's like five four wait okay but he's flea. He played Woodstock with just a sock on his penis, David. Yeah, I've seen his penis. Did he? Yeah. Actually, I don't even think he had a sock on. I think he just went dick out for Woodstock. He might have been dead.

That's a lot, man. Yeah, but they also inspired everyone to try to burn the entire festival down. So I think they were kind of wild boys. They didn't really care. Huh. Yeah. Yeah. We do have some fish, fish some lizards interesting yeah this is i don't know what they're um are they gonna do further examination of this croc or what

i don't know she wasn't stillborn man makes me sad yeah that's that's tough because like if you think about it like it died before it could live forever why don't we they didn't put it in a vacuum yet why don't we test the theory that these things can live forever in the right environment there probably is someone out there doing it it's a long they don't know they're doing it it's a long play you can't figure it out in like two years it's a lot it's literally the longest play right takes your whole life i've never i've never understood and i think i've talked about this before but i've never understood how the giant clock and hook fell on Hook and ate him. Didn't make any sense.

Like he didn't chew him. He didn't like eat him up. It just fell on him and suddenly Hook was gone. Yeah, I've been thinking about that all morning. Maybe we need to get Ross on here and talk this out because I know he's a big Hook guy. It's like the video of that chick on a scooter that fell and then just went down the drainage thing in the sidewalk. Remember that, Randy? The storm gutter?

I don't think I've seen that video. She just disappeared. It's like a top three fear from your childhood is getting stuck down in there. Maybe Pennywise comes out. She's on a moped or something. What song are they going to play when they come out? She's crossing through an intersection.

She gets clipped. Here we go. She just rolls into a storm drain. She goes down, and they have to take the street apart to get her out. What if that would have happened to Duda when he got hit by that Prius? here we go and she just rolls into a yeah storm drain she goes down and they have to like take the street apart to get her what if that would have happened to do to when he got hit by that prius here we go randy's playing the video i don't know if i want to oh no she's okay she's got a helmet she's that is that sign does not say stop so this is not in the u.s it's potty here we go randy you're doing some producing so he gets clipped and then just straight down

she disappears into the street. Wow. Thank you to Fail Army for hitting us with that video. Bro. What do you do when this happens? They had to take the sidewalk up. If you're walking down the street, if you're walking down the street and you hear someone yelling from a gutter like, help me,

there's a part of me that's like, nah, I might keep walking. I've seen this movie before. I'm not doing that. Hey, Dylan, I need a little help down here. We all float. I like the people who go tie little red balloons on storm drains. Like around Halloween. 99 red balloons.

Floating in the summer sky. Last night, I was having trouble sleeping, so I decided I was going to check out these VR goggles from Apple. You bought some. I didn't buy any. You can't buy them yet. You know more about these than we do. Okay.

I watched a little clip that shows some of the features. I know all about this shit. I'm very into it. How do you guys feel about these? How do you guys feel about VR in general? I'm not a big VR guy. I was a Power Rangers kid, not VR. Troopers.

Okay. I don't even know what VR Troopers is. These are the, this is the kind of product that I'll wait until people use them for a while and then they're like it's worth it you're gonna love them give it a shot they're like okay i'll pull trig now i'm not gonna be one of the first in line or even close to it i feel like because these are put out by apple they're starting they're getting too much of a pass i'm an apple head pretty much all all the electronics I own are Apple when I get accessories

for them I usually go Apple accessories I just I like the consistency I like knowing that if I have an issue I don't have to go

to like some third party and complain about their charger or something so I just go all Apple and I have to admit like I'm kind of getting I am intrigued by these the thing that's killing me

is that one you look like a fucking nerd you're never going to look cool over here are these privacy of your own home goggles or can you step out you can step out in them

you can step out in them they have a the battery is not actually in the goggles it's a cord that connects to the goggles and then you like put that little

like battery pack in your pocket or something so you have to have that on you at all times oh that's a draw yeah they said something during i saw i watched the entire presentation on the goggles last night in preparation for the pod and they pretty much said like uh plugged in they have an all-day battery life it's like yeah they're plugged in tim cook fucking dumbass that's it so does my laptop dude the the second version will have that that cord will be missing. These, to me, are going to be something where I will hear that one of my buddies has it.

I'm going to go to his place, and I'm going to get my shit rocked and be like, wow, this is pretty cool. And then I'm going to get the version two. Yeah, I'm going to wait until they lose that cord. Can you imagine, though? There's going to be a time where we're sitting on a plane, and no one's going to be listening. It's not just headphones on anymore. People are going to be wearing these goggles and like doing stuff imagine looking over randy and you know he's just like he's just fighting off tentacles and stuff oh yeah like he's just he's just in a battle over there those there are certain things that look really cool like you can

you can have a movie playing in your own environment so let's say we're in the studio right now like the movie could be playing right there or you can make it all look like a beautiful mountainscape with a river going through it. And so you have this zen to it. And I'm intrigued by that part. I'm intrigued by the meditative aspects of this. Are there any VR goggles out there on the market currently that have the television aspect or movie aspect to it? Or is it just like you're walking around doing- Have you guys ever used them before? I've like a a very very basic version that's not my old roommate had a pair of vr goggles he didn't use them i never saw him actually use them very often it was mainly just like oh i've got these goggles you want to see what they look or want to see how they work and the only

time i ever did it was and i knew it was a slippery slope when i started using it uh was it he set me up so it looked like i was sitting in a park and there were fireworks going on and it was sweet didn't we do vr goggles at the uh some golf event where we flew drones yeah fake ar vr that was a p yeah at the uh dell match play dave and i did like these v VR goggles where we also had to do flying a drone, and it didn't go well. I almost blew chunks. It honestly made me nauseous.

Really? It was hard flying the drone, yeah. But now this is going to... I mean, I don't know how fast it'll do it, but it'll eventually replace computers. We're not going to have these anymore. We're not going to need these anymore. Because you can just sit there,

and you can type on your keyboard to the thing that's in front of you. You control everything by your eyes and your hands you click by tapping your fingers together yeah but when when you use that thing you're you're closed off to your environment around you i mean that people aren't always not everyone's gonna you know adopt this shit the scary thing for me is i'm worried that once people start doing it and it's just gonna. And suddenly we're all just sitting there with these dork-ass goggles on

hanging out with each other as if we're face-to-face. Don't get me wrong. I would love to have a very 3D experience meeting, like a call with my parents and stuff. But I'm worried that if I start doing that, I start going down that road, I'm going to turn into that Landry

from Friday Night Lights episode of uh black mirror like touch some grass bro how do video calls work though if you have these goggles on they can't see your face there is a way to do it they can take like three so these goggles can take essentially 3d images that you can save and you can relive the moment in the goggles for the rest of your life. But the issue with that is that if you're, let's say I'm watching Fritz blow out the candles of his third birthday cake,

then suddenly I'm the douchebag who has got these goggles on while my son's celebrating his birthday. You can relive like actual moments in 3D? Yes. Fritz, he sees you walk out with those on and thinks, he's like, holy shit, he got a daft walk out with those on and thinks he's like holy shit he got daft punk holy shit we're going or holy shit i'm going on a ski trip i think we're missing

one of the obvious uses of that is like having sex with these things yeah tim cook didn't talk about fucking yeah you know that he this is part of the reason he wants him jacking it i mean if you if you got some bomb ass yeah sex yeah but you need to convince your partner but you But you got to convince your partner that they should be okay with you fucking with goggles on. Hey, you don't have to tell tails out of school. So have them on too. You ever done any of that action with some goggles on? Just any kind of goggles? Sex with goggles on?

Yeah. Maybe beer goggles or anything? Beer goggles. But it could be swim goggles. I don't think I've ever had sex with goggles on. No, Dave. Okay. Thanks for asking.

You never got the goggles. Cool. No. Goggles is a good word. It's fine. There are really cool aspects to this. There are so many nerdy aspects to this. I'm afraid that I'm going to end up just completely falling in.

Yeah, but the more people who start to get them, it's going to be less nerdy over time. I know. I know. I'm afraid that I'm going to end up just completely falling in. Yeah, but the more people who start to get them, it's going to be less nerdy over time. I know. I know. I know. That's how these things work. I don't know how to fail. You should get some from the office. Just one set. Reliving moments like that, that's crazy to think about. But are you

okay knowing that in one of the huge moments of your son's life that you're sitting there with like these goggles on like i don't know if i can get over that right now but this yeah i'm i was gonna take it back to the sex thing again but like remember like like back in the day like everyone's dad had like the giant ass camcorder walking around like that's kind of a dork look but now we're just gonna be like dudes wearing like oakley ski goggles hey baby mind if i put these on real quick just to capture the moment hey babe goggles stay on yeah babe goggles stay on during sex can you be uh conceivably just watching something else while doing it yeah we're watching the ball game all yeah i mean yeah you can't they like got a pennant race here. We're in the stretch.

What, we're penis stretching now? Okay. Rangers on one, dude. Well, you know, I got some tough news yesterday. Yeah, that's true. But you know what? Oh, I saw you guys sign a new pitcher, Tommy John. That's good.

It's not good. It's good. Man, that stinks. I think I said it before. The one thing that will really change my tune is if they make watching sports incredible. And I think they will. And I think it'll be fucking sick.

Dude, imagine it's like you're in wherever your team plays. I was trying to name the stadium. Where do they play, Wembley? The Theater of Dreams, Dave. Old Trafford? Yeah, Old Trafford. And you got it on. The sound is good. It's booming. It's like, you're there, man, but you're not. That's what scares

me though. Like I'm like, I also think it'd be really cool to be immersive in like a concert. I mean, it would change enthusiasm of going to concerts. If you could feel like you were fully immersed there and you had surround sound in your ears and everything sounded incredible because would you wouldn't you rather sit on your couch doing that rather than sitting in a nosebleed section with bad audio i know it's cool to see people that you love but like if you can get a fully immersive concert experience that changes everything yeah i'm not saying no to these i'm saying i'm gonna wait and see and you don't have to like you don't have to walk away from the concert covered in dirt just sweating feeling gross about yourself spending 16ending $16 on a Labatt Blue.

No, I mean, I don't know why Labatt has to take L's right now. You could be at the resort with Taylor Gooch. Yeah. You could be. That'd be so sick. Yeah, it would be. What's up, Gooch, man? Dude, what's up, man?

How about this news? What's going on? Oh, yeah, you said you wanted to get these goggles so What's up, Gooch Man? Dude, what's up, man? How about this news? What's going on? Oh, yeah, you said you wanted to get these goggles so you could scope some Gooch. Stop. Stop it. It's a great resort, though. The Gooch Man. Did you guys hear that in the background?

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Like, honestly. I could see him rolling with a doodle. I try to ignore PETA stuff. I kind of respect their game in a way, but like, they take it too far. They take it quite far. Y'all got to chill out. Yeah. Y'all got to chill out.

That purebred needs a home too, right? Yeah, it just depends on like, you know. Let's not get into that. We've already gone down the COVID road today. I don't think we need to go down the adopting versus shopping road. Adopting is a wonderful option. Everyone should consider it. Well, apparently Pete Davidson and Colin Jost,

he's your favorite stand-up comedian, Colin Jost, right, Dave? I've never actually seen his stand-up. I do like Colin Jost. I thought he did a fine job on Weekend Update. He's actually pretty good on Weekend Update. I like he and Michael Che together. They have a good thing. Well, Pete Davidson's been called the king of Staten Island,

and now he's the captain of Staten Island because he bought a decommissioned Staten Island ferry boat. Yeah. And he apparently did it while high, which is actually a relief to hear because it would be much worse if he did this sober do you think he just said he was high so he didn't have to like you know say that he bought this boat there's a lot of people criticizing him saying that these two don't understand what goes into actually running a ferry service wait so they're not

actually trying to make it like an a runnable service right they just bought it for a bit i think they just bought it for a bit yeah I think they just bought it for a bit. Yeah, they probably, you know what? Those people are right. Those critics, they don't know how to run a ferry service. That's part of this deal. Kevin Hennessey, who captained the ship until it was decommissioned, told the New York Daily News, quote, I wish these guys luck with the project, but they're going to need some help. They had good intentions, but this is an impulse buy by two guys with a lot of money who don't know anything about maritime vessels. Dude, if your boy Kevin says you don't know something

about maritime vessels, that's on site. They're not going to see this through. They're going to offload this ferry onto somebody else. Probably at a loss, but they're not going to... What if they did make it a thing? What if they did get it operable, got rid of the roaches, the asbestos,

made it a ferry, and they used it? Let's get rid of some roaches. Then they sold the rights to the story, and it's We Bought a Boat from the makers of We Bought a Zoo. It's We Bought a Boat. Randy, did you keep track? Did you get your stopwatch out?

I forgot to get the stopwatch out. Well, I put this in the rundown yesterday and said something about it. And Randy said to me, I cannot wait to see when Dave makes a We Bought a Zoo reference. Randy called a shot. Seriously? I actually, to Randy's credit, in my mind, I thought to myself, you know what? I don't know if Dave will do We Bought a Zoo. No, I will.

I don't know if he'll do it. You can count on that. Buying a zoo would be way tighter than buying a decommissioned ferry boat. I don't want to buy either one. Yeah, both seem annoying. Yeah, you're responsible for a lot of exotic animals at the zoo. Pete is going to get mad at you either way if you're buying a zoo or a puppy. I prefer my animals in their natural habitats, David.

I prefer mine in a vacuum so they can live forever. Nothing sucks like a Dyson. I'm a Bissell boy. I've've switched i've retired from the dyson game i'm officially all in on bissel that's huge man yeah they call me the bissel missile you guys are just talking about my we bought a zoo references when i'm not here is this what happens randy yeah i'm gone i think you're in the bathroom oh okay tell the world yeah dude i thought it was a good movie man man. I actually enjoyed We Bought a Zoo. I never saw it. I thought it was good.

I might have been under the influence of something on a Sunday night when I just needed to feel like some kind of positive emotion in life. Do they actually buy the zoo or is that like a metaphor? No, they bought a zoo, dude. They literally buy a zoo. Yeah. Matt Damon was like, yo, I'm trying to be a zookeeper dog. Oh, sick.

Maybe I'll check that out. Right after I start jury duty. Why are you? I don't know. It's not, it's not cool. It's a good show. So you didn't like the first episode of jury duty or you didn't like it enough to keep watching it.

I made the mistake of trying to watch it. Um, while there was, um, very, very exciting playoff hockey that involved my team is it true it just wasn't i was trying to do both and it just didn't work is it true that lawyers might not have as positive a view of this because it just seems so much more far-fetched to people that have are in the know compared to dylan and i who have famously never been in like you know on trial for anything. So... That you know of.

That is part of it. Murder was the case that they gave me. I didn't want to say that because it's really, it's just like, that's not, there's no way to sound like... No, I've been told this. Not like a douche. I've been told this.

On the show at least though. I think that's understandable. Yeah, that is part of it. It's the same, like, honestly, it's the same reason that like, there's parts of Ted Lasso that are super cringy to soccer fans and English people don't like Ted Lasso. Oh, so you watch it through the this would never happen lens?

No, I tried not to, but there's some stuff I'm like procedurally. Oh, yeah. But it works because the greater amount of people, myself included, are dumb when it comes to the law. Should we buy this boat off Pete Davidson and Colin Jost? It could get us an in to talk to them and maybe get them on the pot at some point if we bought the boat from them. Oh my God.

What if he bought this boat so he could potentially steal Livy from baby Gronk with his Riz? He's got W Riz. We know that. He has Hall of Fame Riz. Oh my God. What if instead of buying a boat we bought

a moat bought it from the old lodge we could just make a moat thought you're about to jump into an ad read no i was like what how is this possible we could do a moat we could get a construction crew here this this weekend get started on how annoyed our landlords be if we if we put in a moat hey you guys put in a moat like yeah there's room i mean we have the entire perimeter of this office like we could actually put in a moat if we wanted to that's where we're going to keep our crocodile that we're going to have to be a salt moat that's going to live forever i have a name for that thing can we call it the lazy rizzer i don't know man boy thinking about like my times at hurricane harbor wet and

wild getting in lazy rivers in general well that thing was just pp all the way slitter bond yeah all the people you know you know who was contributing to that pp david me your boy i'd spend every literally everyone in there i'd spend four hours straight in that lazy river and slitter bond oh my, so great. My dad, we went to, have you guys ever heard of Wisconsin Dells? Randy's heard of them. Have you been to the Dells, Randy? Yeah, we went there one time and my dad said we got into a big wave pool and he looked around and it took him off two seconds to be like,

we're getting out of this wave pool. This isn't happening anymore. Just piss everywhere. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of pee pee there's like bridges at hurricane harbor little walkways that go over the lazy river so you're going under it and we thought we were so hilarious we would splash the people on the bridge they're already wet and we're like dude we fucking they're at a water park yeah they're probably not that upset with you. Those are huge days.

I love those. Water park days are the best. Yeah. I hated them for some reason. I like a water slide, but I like a water slide

in a more controlled environment like a hotel or something. I don't like a water slide where there's like just people pissing everywhere. Dude, they had ice cream

of the future. Will's got a very specific water slide day. Yeah. I'm also, well, dude, I'll go to hotels

just for the zip line. That's just what I do. Think about getting that one this weekend. For fun? If the Bachelor franchise wants to make a bounce back, their next cabin or... They will add that to the pool. Are they smart enough to do this bounce back. Their next cabin, they will add that to the pool. Are they smart enough to do this? No.

And it's probably quite the liability. They've announced the guys for the next Bachelorette. Do you guys want to start breaking them down right now for the rest of the episode? I'll give them a look. No one will have to do it on the episode. I'll make fun of them. Just judging by their pictures, I'm not watching the show.

I got word that a friend of a friend of mine was going to be on this season of The Bachelor, but I was told not to talk about it because this was an inevitable situation. And I was devastated to see that he wasn't actually on the lineup. What? I was looking forward to that. I know. I was told that it was very certain that this was happening.

So he made like the final cut or whatever. I guess. Not the final one, but... I need to hit him up and ask. I should just... I'm just going to text him and ask what happened. El Riz. You know, a lot of time they have...

Well, not a lot lot all the time i think they have like more than like the set number of cast members in the hotel and they'll like decide at that point who they're bringing in i don't think we're telling tales out of school if we talk about somebody who had this happen to them and wrote a column bought it for pgp right yeah that's how i know yeah yeah like yeah yeah they'll just cut people yeah they'll just cut people yeah she got cut while she was already invited to the show and she was in the hotel waiting can we say katie cowell was katie cowell she wrote a column on it so okay she's actually crushing the content game right now she is wow go search her on youtube she's fucking doing vlogs

out the wazoo i love a vlog dude i feel like i feel like the vlog format could work i have for journey brother they're supposed to be on this uh at this season of the bachelor that's what he's like three years younger than me do you have a grasp on what his uh potential role could be within the house within the editing process he definitely wouldn't be the villain okay he's too nice of a guy do you know if he actually made the show uh not sure as of a month ago when i was talking to the bachelor party he was part of it and he was ago when i was talking to the bachelor party he was part of it and he was on really you were talking to the bachelor people as well thinking about going on other guys in the house so yeah he might be on it james fucking dox him dude jeez if you see a guy

named james on the bachelor right maybe he's a guy that was in my yeah there's only one dude named james who applied to be on The Bachelor if you have a if you have a buddy on there I might I might watch just to see I would like to see this never watching The Bachelorette unless we know someone on there done

if they add a zipline I promise you I will watch if they do a zipline episode I'll watch this zipline episode for sure if Mike from Adventure365 is there do guys like uh do you guys like ziplines um sure i haven't done enough ziplines in my day the ones that you see people do and like you know costa rica that are really high up i have the heights thing so i won't do those but if it's if it's low and over water yeah for sure there's a zipline course in northern michigan that's pretty fucking sick like it's like the locals don't do it as much because like it's like oh cool the zipline thing over there but like i did it one year and i was very impressed i had

i had a lot of fun i understand how you could be on a reality show and not want to leave the zipline for sure yeah i need i need to add that to my rotation i need a weekly zipline as checked according to the the website he is on the roster let's fucking go Yeah, I need to add that to my rotation. I need a weekly zip line. I just checked. According to the website, he is on the roster. Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go, James. I hope he has a secret family or girlfriend or something that he gets busted for.

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much like to do something i very much like to step out i'll do a dinner i don't know what you guys have going on i already have plans but if not i'm gonna be beating down your door to do something because i'm i'm horned for it. Saturday and Sunday. You're going to beat on my door? I'll beat down your door. Don't do that on my door. Parks has a birthday party to go to Saturday.

I'm taking him to. And we'll probably get a swim off at some point. Where's the B-Day party? Zipline Park? I wish. That would be sick. Fuck yeah, it would. It's not one of these these like game places okay yeah i don't like wild game yeah don't dox it good point it gives me like

boar and stuff yeah it's gonna be crazy like boar on the floor brazilian steakhouse is where the party's at really i might do my birthday there yeah yeah um but you but I'm looking for action. Your boy's looking for action. Dave? Yeah, I got no action. My plan is to go to the Lifetime Pool with my child a little bit. Let them play around there under the big mushroom waterfall thing they've got. It's a great scene. Is he going to macrodose that water?

We'll meet you up there. Okay, I'll they have water slides too i've never actually been i could do a gym water slide a gym water slide i think falls into my umbrella of water slides they're pretty i mean they're not you know it's not the der stuka or the geronimo but it is a sick slide two inches tall to ride them i'll be honest. The Der Stuka water slide sounds racist. Der Stuka? Yeah. It's German. I know, but it just sounds like...

I think it's German. My Stuka. Oh. Well, that's what they called it. And I guess Rhodes probably isn't 42 inches tall, huh? Got a couple years. Don't know unless you measure them. Makes sense.

We'll check it out. Maybe I'll sneak them on. It's only three and a half feet. Other than that, man, it's a low-key weekend. It's low-key. We'll be around. I might be available for some action.

We'll see. Don't come beating down my door or whatever you said you're going to do. But you can send a text. Don't just show up. That's kind of rude. Okay. Fair enough. I'm probably going to be pulling more weeds all this rain man it's been good though we needed it we did it's a big time weekend i don't know i'm fucking tired man um i don't really want to do much this weekend but unfortunately i have a lot of my docket this weekend. Friday I'm going to go see noted comedian Theo Vaughn.

Noted road rules are... Very excited about that, actually. This is one of those situations where you bought tickets like five months ago and kind of forgot it was this weekend and then it's this weekend. I watched one of his stand-up sets recently. He's a funny dude. I'm excited to support him. I don't know about his stand-up and everything like that,

but he's entertaining enough to me that I would like to financially support him in some way. Yeah. He's got one of the smoothest voices that there is right now. He's got that Southern drawl. It's great. It's great. And then Saturday, I'm going to a birthday party for a child in Fritz's class. It's going to be a little uncomfortable as I do not know any of the parents very well from his class. It's going to be a little uncomfortable as I do not know any of the parents very well from his class. And additionally, my wife will not be going to the party with me, which is just

going to really expose me to having uncomfortable conversations with people whose names I should know but don't yet. That's tough. So I'll be doing that. I might tag along with one of my sister-in-laws and make her come with me so that uh i have someone that i can at least talk to in those moments when i don't have anyone to talk to but time to branch out time to be time to be that that that dog and then uh it's my sister-in-law's birthday this weekend and so i think we're doing something for her birthday sounds delightful the way that the way that uh everything goes is i'm always the last to know when we're doing something so i i have no clue what's actually going down you can just carve out a little Matt's El Rancho trip that sounds great man

I haven't had Matt's in a while it's been probably a month since I've actually had it I've been doing this thing lately that's been really good you get the nachos but you get them poncho style it's called can we go this weekend? that's interesting do you want me to unpackage this?

is it like onion based? onion bean play or what? I think it more has to do with the steak on the nachos. Oh, steak, dude. Yeah. Fuck, man. That's great. Can we go this weekend?

If you order flautas, tell them Dave sent you. That's not happening. I would love to see what the waiter, who has all the rings on his hands, would say if I said, if I ordered the flautas and said, dude, my boy Dave sent me. He'd look at me and just go. No, no, no. You have to say D-man. Cool, man. He, no, no. You have to say D-Man. Cool, man.

He knows me. Okay. He knows me as D-Man. Original. So, yeah. That's it. That's it. I don't know.

Not too much. Not too crazy. Okay. Killer, man. Nothing too wild. Okay. I'm excited to kind of have a low-key weekend. Got a lot in the pipeline.

Do you do anything sick this weekend randy what's on the docket uh as of right now nothing much might go to like a dungeons and dragons open events let's fucking go randy let's go pursue your passion are you gonna larp no it's tabletop role-playing not live action role-playing god david really so you guys just push each other over at these things yeah Yeah, pretty much. That sounds like a terrible meetup. A lot of concussions coming out of this meetup. Good for you, Randy.

Sounds fun, honestly. All right, good episode, guys. Sometimes you got to live Moss. Let's get out of here. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.