Circling Back - Phil, World Cup, & The Nutbuster | Circling Back 6-30-26

Episode Date: June 30, 2026

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Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos Hello, welcome back. It's a circling back podcast. It's Tuesday morning. My name is David. I'm leaning forward as if I'm about to drop some real important news, but I'm not. I'm actually going to lean back in my chair a little bit and relax. Producing today is Randall Trembachie. Oh, hi, David.

Got your phone out? Hi, David. Are you texting over there, me? I'm leaning forward. right now as well. I got some important news to drop. No, not really. Important news is I'm just happy to be here.

Aw. Did you get a haircut? I did this morning. God, you are early boy. Well, when am I supposed to get one? There's other times of day. I'm just curious. You're like an 8 a.m.

I've never had a hairdresser. I'd open that early. I think he opens early for me for your boy. Really? He's going to listen too. So shout to Bob. You're listening. Bob.

What? it, dog. Hey, Bob, it gets better. Well, welcome, Randy. Your hair looks great. Thank you. Thank you. You a good tipper? Yeah. Would Bob say that? I hope so. I tip well. Okay. Does Bob know it's a visual show that you can watch on Spotify afterward? He's a YouTube guy. Where do you go? Oh, heck yeah. It's called Beard Brand Barbershop. Actually on YouTube and they have quite, quite a lot of followers, a lot of subscribers. What? Beer brand

Beard. Beard brand. Sorry. I was like, just like, kind of like the deal I was in where the bit is you can get a,

a booge drink, whilst, whilst. Scissors of scotch. No longer a member. ID affiliated. Dave does a floby now. I just,

I'm a free agent. It's floby the one where it sucks your hair up and cuts it. Yeah. George Clooney style. Yeah. I haven't seen that.

You have it? You don't know that George Clooney, like, cut his own hair with the Floby? No, show me. It sucks your hair and then it cuts. So it, like, pulls it up and cuts it. Just your hair? You just go like that. But it's all the same length, right?

It's got to be the same length. I think so. Well, does it give you the 90s cluny, like the Caesar? Like the ER clunes? Yeah, I think the person that would know this better than anyone is Will. I think I learned this from William. Oh, I've seen these. I've never in person.

I've seen videos. Sorry. I'm not going to let AI take over my hair. It's not AI. This is an old product. Sounds AI. Very old product. It's changed everything, actually. Yeah, I require that human touch.

I require that human touch to tell me, oh, it's looking better. Aren't you, like, going to that barbershop that your friend's dad's been going to for a while? The one in Arlington? Sexy scissors. It wasn't actually a barber shop. It was in this lady's house. Oh, and she would just go topless in her own home? Correct.

Yeah. Oh. And if you're wondering, like, oh, where else did it go? Nowhere, actually. That's as far as it went. Just tits out, cutting hair. It's the most boomer dad thing ever. Single dad, for the record.

It wasn't like he was checking out on the fam to go get a topless hair cut. He doesn't have to run by the way first. But, you know, whatever he chooses to do behind her closed doors. Try it, Dave. What do he tip for that? I don't know. You got to do 25. Dude, I bet you AI is going to start cutting hair soon.

Sounds like it already is. It could affect you. It could affect your family. Dylan Shivry. There are AI videos of people sticking their heads in these things. And then it cuts their hair perfectly in like two seconds. How deep in the slop are you, man? Dude, the slop finds me, man.

It knows I love slop. Anyway, I was going to say. You're a mark for the slop. This is a segment called Did You Know? So I was taking parks to book people the other day. Fantastic bookstore in Austin, by the way. If you have some time to kill. He wanted to get an anime comic book.

Manga. So what the call it. Manga. I'm sorry? Manga. That's what an anime comic book is. It's a manga. M-A-M-A.

M-A-M-G-A. Interesting. Is that an acronym? No, no. Just the Japanese word for it. Well, manga. Oh, shout out to the weaves. Let me start.

again i went to take parks to pick up a manga actually two mangas from book people it's a manga time before i went to the store he goes dad did you know that japanese books you read them differently than you do like regular american books i let me talk about he goes i think they're like you read them like right to left i was like parks that's cute dude you think that but that's there's no way that's true oh dillon i took him to the bookstore sure enough did you know that japanese books are read from right to left Yeah. You did know that? I had no idea.

Little shit was right. Yeah. So sometimes languages be different. We got two books that he's comic books that he read right to left. Which ones? You know? Jiu-Jitsu Kizen, volumes 21 and 22. Sounds about right.

Yeah, I know you said that he was into that. Yeah. What do you think? I need to watch season three still. That's, that's, that's, that's, I've been falling behind of my shows. Is that the one? He says there's an anime scene. series out that's like thousands of episodes long that is one piece cool adam former intern

and current part-timer uh he watches one piece and big one yeah that is i think it's 1400 at this point nobody got time for that i need a one piece that straw hat luffy it's interesting because it's one it's called one piece but it's actually thousands yeah yeah i've not did my tone to that i don't think how long he has uh they're probably like 25 minutes each but still i mean love islands on pace to hit 14 hondo at some point soon yeah good grief with uh running up against world cup um love islands got they got axed from from my viewing it's like i can't i can't try to squeeze that in i'm gonna be watching world cup games and i'm seeing so much love island booty chatter on the t l's this stuff's popping off well the people we follow i assume you follow cat pat

She's really keeping us to keeping her followers aware of what's going on. Look, I've been watching USA. Well, my girlfriend has and I pop in time and time, and she's about a week behind. The episode we watched last night, raising the temperature competition between the Casa and the villa, it was a borderline orgy. It's a show that like, I'm like, is this too much? It's too much. It's gross. As somebody, I'm famously, I think Will.

like this too maybe some some of y'all but i don't like watching i don't like watching like audible kissing on tv no or in a movie i'm just like totally agree i maybe that's my misophonia or whatever that that's like how you feel with like someone just eating a sandwich is it's just like is it also a germ play for you no no really it's just more this is for me maybe it's just watching two people uh interact in such a manner it's like no there's it like a chick makes that with like five guys can consecutively it's like the fifth guy it's a burger play he's basically kissing the whole fucking squad yeah just what if what if mom what if they get mono it's true the kissing sickness imagine doing pato man do i hate i hate what that song is this morning it's in my head this

morning i was in my closet and i was like uh oh there's a poncho shirt and i really go poncho poncho man It's good. That's good. I hated everything about it. So thank you, Randy. You're welcome. Get it out of your system. We've got poncho reads tomorrow.

Okay. They don't want you doing that. I'll save it for tomorrow. No. Maybe we'll make a clip of Potso Man and spread it across the country. I don't like, did y'all, the answer's no, and this is where the germs coming to play. But just thinking about that champagne bucket, I assume that's what y'all were drinking out. Yeah, I think it was just.

You got to rinse that out. I just, eh. Not really a pot for being critical. Yeah. Yeah. But that's okay. Just what we had at the moment. Bucket, bucket, man.

Yeah. Potso. Potso goes better. We'll get a pato man going. Somebody should just bring a pot. Dude, I just smoked pot. Oh, shit. I would know much about the other stuff.

You don't even burn. You don't even burn. You just pull up to the function with a pot. They're like, this guy just burns sticky the whole time. Just wear it on your head. I'm crazy guy with a pot. head give me some candy freaking jennie apple seed over here look at this fucking guy johnny apple seed johnny apple seed that's right hell yeah fictional character no real guy he's born on my brother's birthday

he's a real guy what did he do he uh went across the country and planted apples interesting that a guy will last name of apple seed would just go plant apples what's his name for is he a real guy it'd be yeah he's a real guy i don't know let me see what his real name is because it i don't think his last name's apple seed i don't think so either I don't think Johnny Mansell's last name is football either. It's Mansell. I think we know that. Yeah, you just said it.

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I got it all ready yesterday. It's going to be so fun. Okay. John Chapman. Chapman. Okay. I did know that. So he earned the nickname from all the apple planting.

He earned his nickname. after gathering apple seeds from German cider mills and selling them to settlers. He should go around or like, I know he's probably not alive anymore. No. He actually died March 18, 1845. Okay. Well, so one of his descendants should go around to all the new subdivisions and throw down and plant random trees since like all the home builders clear them out as we've learned.

Oh, died in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Oh, cool. Interesting. Oh, the fort, they call it. They die at the hospital you were born in? No, no, that was Munster. On the same day. Monster, Monster, male.

Sorry. God, that song shouldn't be in my head. I know, dude. It's good song. I mean, it's fine. It's catchy, sure. Oh, man. I was just reading,

I guess Taylor Sheridan's making, like, doing the rounds. He did Rogan. Now he's doing, he did Bill Simmons. and it's just he's just like yeah I don't he's doing like the whole I don't fucking care about the critics man

Simmons is no Taylor Sheridan he's like I don't fucking care man he's like I write this I write this shit out to to move people and I'm just like you've done good work

in your day he has Sicario hell or high water wind river but I'm just like dude how can you see the straight face like some of the shit is so absurd it's just funny you're a landman guy just funny watching him just so swall just overly swole guy cowboy had just being like yeah man fuck the critics

and that's not really how he talks but it's just funny and i look i'll watch uh what's the one lioness think that's kind of that show is for okay i'll watch some lioness i uh but i don't know that was him i I got sort of like some TikToks of like the clips from Yellowstone or whatever where he's in it. Yeah. I'm talking to it. Like all the comments are like Taylor Sheridan shows are really good if you just skip the scenes with Taylor Sheridan. Well, he writes himself in these kick-ass characters, which I guess it's kind of like, well, that's, you know what?

If he wants to do that, he can do that. But like it's like he's the badass like horse trainer who's like does all the cool. Like he really knows how to. He's an alpha and everything. in lioness he's uh he's like a grizzled old uh delta force guy or special ops guy and he's just like oh fuck man fucking so swan i just fucking yeah dude i got i got this off the book's mission i got he's on t for sure right yeah did the what you posted of me yesterday that's what his arms look like like in many ways i respect him right being like well got to write myself in this character

like I'm going to be like a badass like I'm going to be like this 20 year guy I've just been like oh fuck man I've seen everything man I've been on all sorts of missions black ops all sorts of shit like that's what that's what that's what I would do I would write myself that character he's just cosplay it all these alpha yeah characters that's what exactly what I would do if I were if I had his job you know it's a crazy thing he just writes himself the dopest roles and everything yeah it's like oh I guess I better be uh hooking up with this hot ass jig. Crazy thing is you guys are criticizing

right now, he doesn't even care. Fuck yeah. He doesn't even care. He's fucking. You think he cares, dude? He's awesome podcasts. Just coming from my neck.

I don't get a fuck, dude. Texas State guy. Really? Mm-hmm. Just like you. Just like me. Just like you. Is he a brother for life?

No. I don't know. Are you sure? Someone said that a while back that he's like, we would know by that. He, like, had a cup of coffee. I honestly,

if you told me he was a pike. Dude, fuck, pike. God. Mark, oh man, yeah. Hey,

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Hey, what's going on, Phil Mickelson? What's going on with them? he's not having a good 2026 Dave his reputation is taking a little nose dive at the moment we missed this yesterday we just had a lot of other stuff it's like I say it for Tuesday um you started seeing stuff leak out the there there's been does the pepper res angle I can't remember if someone had already published that or if it's just like something that's been out there amongst uh golf circles or whatever that like because i've definitely heard that story and of course like story the allegation and scratch the uh at scratch account sk r a t c r a t c h good account they did like a full i guess an expose on this they talked to pat pat pat pat r s ex wife and she told the story about when they were they were playing in a tournament in new jersey they were staying at liberty national phil like said hey y'all should come stay with me they did

And then Pat goes to the bathroom. They were up drinking wine. Liberty's like really dope. You can see like the New York City skyline. Goes the bathroom. And allegedly, according to Paparides' ex-wife, Phil shows her a picture. And it's him nude, fully erect, flexing to buy. Oh, this is my better one.

My right one's a little bit bigger, my wife. But just with a raging erection, which you don't do. You don't do that. You shouldn't do that to anybody. You should definitely, it's very bizarre. That's insane. And then Pat comes back and it's like, well, all right. And she said she waited until the tournament.

She didn't want to bring it up mid-turnance. She told him after, which I, you know, that's getting in the weeds on it. I'm like, I kind of want to know then so I could like, put this guy's face in the dirt. When you show your friend, their friends, when you show your friend's wife after he steps away, a picture of you nude. I've never done this. What are you expecting from her? And then he said to her, hey, I'm going to leave my bedroom door open and when Pat falls asleep. Allegedly, come on in.

Which is crazy. Does he expect her not to tell her husband that he did that? You know what I mean? That's a guy who's just irrationally confident. That is a guy. That's a guy. I don't even think, okay, the weirdest thing, we were talking about this in a different group text. I was like, never, you know, some golfers, you're like, God, you could see him being like,

you see him with interviews, you're like, oh, I could see him being like a horn dog or whatever. Not even golfers, just athletes. Phil, you never got like a horny vibe from. He was very, his persona to me up until a certain point was like very asexual. You know what I mean? He was married. His wife famously went through breast cancer and he was, you know, he was going to leave that. He was going to walk off the U.S. Open when she was pregnant.

Like he was like, he seemed like a very good husband and father. And you just never got the vibe. You never heard anything like that until I'm wondering. So when we were at Grandex, remember we had as a sponsor his like coffee? Yeah. So he got into, he got really into wellness somewhere around like 2017, 2018. And my theory, I have nothing to back this out. It's just a theory.

Did he get on a little tea? And like really. Did his body transform at all? He did slim up a bit. Remember he was like, his whole thing was, I'm hitting bombs. Yeah. He got in good shape. He was in good shape for a guy who was upper 40s, 50, won the PGA championship at 50.

He's always had kind of a doughy build. He was a doughy guy. And he didn't get swole, but he looked, I mean, if you saw him, you're like, he toned up a bit, trimmed up a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's trim right now, actually. And there's nothing out there that says he took anything. But you look at him and it's like, okay, when did he change into like this dog?

Like, in the story, the scratch story, his old golf. buddy called him a wild like a hyena yeah i never got that vibe from him um i've i've been a a ground floor phil hater i i've i've always thought the guy was super phony because he like you see him at the tournaments and he's like always you know really yeah always really gracious with the crowd he's doing the thumbs up and he seen he seemed publicly like a very likable figure i always got like secret asshole vibes from him so when i say phony that's what i meant that that vibe has been with him forever there's a lot of people who caught that but but you're right the the purvey horny guy i didn't see from phil um it's it almost seems like again based on what shipknock's like book

and reporting and then this um it's like he does it it's not even that he does it because he's so horny it's like everything he does is just to get a dopamine bomb like just for the rush like the action is the juice Like it's just like, seen if I can get away with this. Seen if I can do this to this guy who's in the bathroom. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's very much like I'm chasing that. He doesn't, I mean, like, look, I mean, there's been, he's had insider trading allegations.

There's all sorts of shit. So it's like, what are you chasing, man? Apparently he's been kicked out of or told he can't come back to three different clubs. Is that true? Yeah. And he can test some of that through his spokesman, I think, where it's like, well, he left on his own accord. And like in the story it says like well he yeah he left after Amy his at the time wife was caught him and was like you were

And he moved all she got out of there and there's stories about him like she started tracking him through his phone I guess through fine friends and him put paying a cart kid a kid in the pro shop who worked at whatever course it was like 500 bucks to just put his car put his phone in his car and drive around so he could so he could do what so he could go he could go have a a rendezvous with someone allegedly and it looks like you know she tracks him always on the course which is we know that he got kicked out of at least one like yeah yeah yeah legitimately right yeah yeah some of the clubs aren't given they won't talk they're not like this is why there's no reason because there was one allegation of uh the one that really dropped and kind of kick this all off wow that's what he is on the olora the one that kicked it off was that there was some kind of non-consensual

inappropriate touching or whatever it was with someone who worked at the course. Do you know how... Which, by the way, Cass has it real quick, is what completely, to all the burners out there that are like, this is nothing, you guys didn't act like this for Tiger,

which is what distinguishes this from what happened with Tiger back in the day. Right. That's not the same situation. Both bad things, but like this takes it into, like, once you get into that realm, it's a different thing. Right, unwanted advances from someone like that is.

Kind of crazy, you have to say that. What I was going to say is if you're Phil Mickelson and you're one of the great golfers we've ever seen in multiple major winner to get kicked out of a club do you know how egregiously bad your behavior has to be to tell that guy you're not welcome back like yeah it can't it's not just like a one-off like oh he was he was getting a little too aggressive with a cart girl because that's like a slap on the wrist for even a regular club member it's like dude you can't do that yeah but if you're Phil mickleson and you have you know the career he's had you know the career he's had

It has to be really bad Like really bad And it can't be just a one time occurrence I think a lot of I think a lot of these clubs though Like that the exclusive these are like the The 1% The 1% of clubs The 1% of the country clubs in the country

Are allowing their members to harass women Does this sound like Bernie's coming What was that dude? I don't know man You got really excited I get into Bernie and I just, I get excited. Bernie, Bernie, Mel.

Let's do that one. The next one, next function, Bernie Man. They like, I really feel like that there's an era of like, okay, yeah, it's cool to have Phil Mickleson here, but you know what? Fuck this guy. We've got the CEO fucking Exxon. You know what I mean? Like, they don't need them.

One of the clubs, like Phil actually like paid dues. which I think a lot of these like you get like a ceremonial membership or like they're just like oh you're right it is cool to have Phil Mickelson but especially the members probably like it because you know Phil's out there gambling like he's out there in all the games

and shit so it's probably a lot of fun for the members but like I bet to some of these clubs it's like you know what dude nah we don't we can't have that around and I'm glad they they booted him for that if that's how it really went down but I was not a member but there was a club that I played.

This is not anywhere in Austin. This is back in the day. And one of the members had hooked up with a cart girl in the bathroom, and he'd been chastised once for it, and he did it again, and they kicked him out of the club, and they sent a letter home, and he was not the one to see it. Oh. Oh.

Yeah. That's a double whammy. Not a guy I knew, by the way, But that was like a, that was kind of lore around that particular club. Yikes. Yeah. Um, anyway, you know, like, I was not a field guy. Um, he was a funny character for a little while.

Like his like, wellness turn was kind of funny. I'm sure we all memed it or, you know, it was like, okay, this is interesting. He won the PGA at 50. Okay. That's crazy. But so like this does, it does. I don't like, seeing, I don't like that. I don't like seeing that from him. I don't like seeing like this kind

of allegation from a guy who is an important part of golf history. It sucks. It's unfortunate. Yeah. It's weird. But he's been out in the live thing and the way it's all, even without the misconduct stuff, all the him tweeting about his off, his, the company he's on the board of or, you know, a shareholder in and being mad about that, about offshore drilling. and then the allegations about insider training back in the day trading, excuse me, and then the live stuff and how he was drafting the operating agreement and like he was the big driver and all that.

It's just like, oh, he's just been slowly doing things. You're like, all right, bye. It's like everything he's doing has been just like. And then this is, what are you doing? Yeah, this is just like, you know, depending on what like the specific allegation, I mean, it just seems irredeemable. Yeah.

But I don't know. It's weird, but golf rolls on. like he hasn't no one's no one missed phil really at the masters right phil mickleson tracker the the very well-known twitter account he's been going through it um just like claiming support for phil and then i don't know it's funny to watch a lot of live burner bots that are like yeah going after ashley per i think it's actually perrace pat perise's ex-wife like oh you can trust this person oh Oh, come the fuck on.

It's like, oh, she used to do. Wasn't she like a stripper or something at one point? Maybe, yeah. It's like, well. Does that mean she doesn't? No, I can't believe her, I guess. Yeah, that's fucking stupid. That story, I mean, that story has been out there for years.

So anyway, it's all allegations. I don't think Phil spoke on it, but since we are like America's favorite golf podcast, we had to address it. Also, America's favorite World Cup podcast, which is why our next segment is going to be about that. And America's favorite Bernie Sanders podcast. Yeah. Bernie, how you feeling today, man? Like, you woke up, were you getting around good?

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nicotine is an addictive chemical yeah I got a random email yesterday and it looked on the surface subject line like oh here we go somebody trying to do some fishing pH on old Davy trying to fool me. Well, I looked at it and it was like,

somebody emailed me and I had somebody else, and it was about like a deal, a real estate construction deal. And I looked at like the signatures. I was like, these are real, these are real folks. And they got the wrong Dave on the email. And they sent this email. And then I was like, okay, I'm just not, I don't want to respond.

Maybe they'll figure it out. and then it like got to the other party and now it's like six people deep and it's about like this construction project and like this one of the companies involved is like a big Texas construction company and I'm like uh what how does Dave at Wash media I don't know get thrown in there they like searched my email to see if I'd had a back and forth with this person and like no I don't my end it doesn't make any sense no okay And I emailed them back today and I said, hey, hey, fellows. I don't like that you sent that.

Why? Because I wanted you to play along. I didn't want him to get into like... You could talk about the subs. I didn't want to wait. I didn't want to wait. I had this thought of like, what if like Dave, the real Dave that they were trying to, like, what if he gets in trouble because of this?

Yeah, he's an essential part of this project. Yeah, Dave's quiet over here. What if the deal falls through? Because like the... Dave, we're just waiting. your signature to get this thing across the finish line man piece of key personnel is not responding just he's m ia on this email have they were have they responded to you no i just checked i just said hey i said what's up fellas uh i said you think you got unless i said unless i've been uh unless i've got a

side hustle that i just can't recall i think you guys got the wrong dave um sorry about the mix up best of luck on the new project is that he said yeah reply all. So I'm sure there's somebody getting embarrassed a little bit, but they're going to have to loop in a real day of this point. They probably just cut you out and continue that there's probably already emails being exchanged. Yeah, I don't know what that was. Yeah, you want to hop on a call. I don't know. You could have had some fun with it. Yeah, I know. These look like serious men. Don't want to know he's not a serious man. And what if I found out that what if like the next part of the email was like, all right, now let's discuss the fraud we're going to commit. Yeah.

And I'm on the email and I'm like, uh, and they figure it out and then they kill me. Let's get to the fraud part. What if they kill me? Because I got privy to some information. I don't think they're going to kill you, man. Oh, really? You don't think people die? Yeah, you don't think so.

Because of that kind of shit? They're going to throw you in the concrete foundation. Yeah, exactly. That's probably the thing. They're about to start talking about pouring cement and that's where they're going to, like, you know, dispose of bodies. Yes, all the bodies we've done, all the people we've killed. We must put them under this project. Have you heard the rumor about the bodies inside of Mansfield Dam, which is the dam that separates Lake Austin from Lake Travis?

Apparently, during the construction of the dam, a bunch of people fell in while they were pouring concrete, and they couldn't stop to, like, fish them out, so they just kept pouring it and left them in there. That's the story. I have no idea how true it is, but there are apparently numerous bodies inside the highwayman song? Inside the dam. I was a damn builder. Inside the Mansfield, damn I feel. It's good. I like it.

No, I never heard that. But I imagine, that's definitely happened. It's definitely happened, yeah. But you would think that if someone fell in, like, oh, shit, hey, hit the big red stop button, stop the concrete. Let's try to help these people out. They're like, no, we can't. When was it built? Ooh, I could venture a guess, but I don't know the actual answer.

But it was like probably back in this. 1960s? 35. Oh, back then. I don't know. Yeah, they didn't have the... OSHA? Yeah, a great point.

I don't know if OSHA was a damn built. Of course, it was built in... Ooh, between 1937 and 1942, I was pretty close. How about that? You are from here. I wasn't around back then, though. Sure about that? Sure about that?

Oh, man. Yeah. You know, the subs got fucking poured out for that one. Sounds like they got poured in. Yeah. I did have like a weird. I was like, man, I hope nobody gets embarrassed and I get some trouble for putting the wrong Dave on. But he got up there.

Like, I'm not kidding. The last, the email where I like realized I got to do something. The C.O. Chief Operating officer was email. And I was like, yeah, this is important. This is an important email. I should, you guys got to figure this out. Mm-hmm.

So. Mm-hmm. AI overview says no, there's no verified truth to the urban legend that bodies are trapped or buried inside the concrete walls or structured tunnels of the dam. Only one way to find out. But that just could be a cover-out. That the bodies hit the dam. Drowning pool.

DFW, Dallas band, I believe. Yeah, obviously. He'd singer passed away. Everybody knows that. That was our hazing song. Really? Oh, yeah. And then the bare bottoms came out.

Yeah. That was more for fun. I love doing that with the boys. Getting skunked. I just go out there and get skunked on. Oh, no, I can't make anything. Oh, man, what's wrong me today? Oh, no.

Oh, it must be the- My bare bottom's gonna be red tomorrow. The wind keeps taking the ping pong ball away. Can't make anything. Was it a ping pong ball? Bags or cornhole. That's how the people play. I just figured- Yeah, corn holes, the whole deal.

Mm-hmm. Good stuff, man. Bernie? These construction companies are putting wrong people on their email chains. It's fraud. that alone is a fraud but they're getting to the fraud later they was going to be a party to it if he hang around hey guys i don't want to be around i don't want to stick around for when the fraud

starts out of i don't want to be a part i'm not trying to be an accessory i got to imagine like i don't even know the only way i can think of that that happened like that maybe there's a backer that's part of the company and then like the company email like contact list got updated with your email. Someone emailed you like a roommate week story. Maybe it'd be funny to add Dave from Washington Yeah, I mean, I'm sure they're getting a kick out of it. Maybe they just want a shout out on the podcast.

You think they might kick a little equity your way? I don't know. Give me a little cut. Let me get my big web. Yeah. Come on. I'm basically a part of this deal. You are part of the deal.

Who's running this shit? That's what you should have decided. Who's running the shit? Is Balboni going to be there? Who's running this? I got these chains I got these chains and I'm supposed to drop them off here

What's his name? Tommy Hanjohnie Johnny Hamptecher Johnny, yeah you should have hamchecked him dude Yeah I don't know if it plays as well through email Who's running this shit What an unbelievable account that is Well I pictured all of these guys being our old Neighbor at the lodge

That old dude Yeah that's where my mind went too Like guys who aren't like necessarily like Really good with Ian email like not technically proficient who hadn't set foot on a construction site in probably 20 years he sits in his office and pours people out

yeah but he probably gets he probably gets a job done he was a damn builder that was that was funny funny to the office next to that guy with very thin walls we should have had him on so what did the subs do the guy you so irritated back there dude

he was not happy of the subs he hate subs you guys supposed to be there I love the World Cup. People have been championed at the bit for more World Cup talk. And here's the deal. You're not going to get a ton of breakdowns from us. But last night was maybe the highlight of my footy viewing career.

And it wasn't even USA. It was just like I got home. Alyssa was gone going to pick up the boys. I threw it on. It was Germany, Paraguay. Yeah. And it was just on the entire up until, like the fucking Netherlands game.

I had it on and it was great. The kids were watching a little bit. Paused it. Un paused it after dinner. PKs. It's just been great. Does it make me a super casual that PKs are so fun? I mean, I feel like a true.

But you are. A true soccer. No, I know. I am. I am. But like true soccer guys are like, oh, PKs. They're so fun, man. I got like, so after one of the, after one of the,

there was two games that went to. P.Ks last night. And I think it was after the later game, the Netherlands, when they went to the show. And I think it was the controversial Alexei Lawless was talking about how like a great ending of an ending PKK are. And I don't know if he was trolling a little bit. I don't know. But I have no problem with that. It's it's not like like shootouts or in in hockey are very controversial. That's why we don't do. Because it just feels like a cheap ending to a game that was like super close throughout. Don't do it.

We don't do that in the Stanley Cup playoffs, right? PKs, though, it's like, all right, you guys played for, like, look, there's the clock right there. You guys been playing for 115, 120 minutes, whatever it is. Couldn't settle it. It's like. 120. Yeah, 120.

Like, come on. Like, we're going to do some PKs awesome. It does feel a little cheap. Yeah. It's, it's, you're asking a lot. By the way, so many missed PKs. last night. Yeah.

What was it? Being in the arena is not for everybody. In the Paraguay game. No, what was the late game? It was Netherlands. Netherlands and Morocco. Is that the one that were they only made like two and three of the, was it three to two? I don't remember.

One of the games, it was. There were some egregious misses and both. There was one that guy pulled one left that was like not even like post. It was like six or seven feet left. And it was like how? It's weird how that happens, isn't it? I mean, it's the biggest, it's the biggest moment of your life. Like, legitimately, that is the, and.

But the goal is so big. I'm sorry, I'm going to soccer. Yeah. Like, this guy's an idiot, but I get it. And I don't know a whole lot about the game, but it's such a big goal. And I know there's a guy standing in the middle of trying to block your shit, so you don't want to hit it straight at them. So you got to kind of angle it and find corners and go high and go low. I get it.

You're forgetting about the pressure. But it's such a big-ass goal. There's a lot of pressure. It's, I feel like I know you're, this is where this is leading with you. you're about to say like had you been out there would have gone down differently i'm not saying that i'm not saying that but i was eight out of ten against will you're right but the the the goal didn't have a net which doesn't affect me missing or making the shot it's just the whole thing was cheap it made for a it was made for a cheap video it was genuinely one of the shittiest videos we've ever

participated in randy hates that video and you know what we kind of hated looking now looking back i'm like dude there's so many better places we like driving around where i live i'm like dude there's like 10 different fields we could have gone to that all have nets yeah and i don't know why we're like we got to go to this one field why did we go to that i don't know where was that the east side yeah what were we doing i don't know i couldn't find it i don't know where we were if you asked me like get within uh 500 yards of that i i couldn't know there's no way I remember the basketball court where we did. I remember that.

That one was like somewhat easy to find. It's like just off. It's like cell. Listeners have found that one. Yeah. We went back there and filmed another video there. Oh, by the way, the guy, the malt liquor bottle.

The guy who went there, his name escapes me. Alex. Alex. He just did a gender reveal. Congrats to him and his wife. They're having a baby boy. And I know that because. I thought they were having a baby basketball.

Their gender reveal. He dunked a basketball. And then people just shut up like, the blue smoke from whatever. Oh, it wasn't like a basketball that would like shatter when he after he's done. That would have been cool.

Yeah. Or maybe like there's powder like built into like the rim. So when he bangs on it, you know, it just lets some, I don't know how you could have done it. You ever done powder on the rim? Never done powder on.

Come on, dude. You're not doing that shit. Let me see. Congrats to Alex. A baby boy on the way. He's got ups, man. He's got bunnies,

as they say, Randy. Bannies. You found it? Yeah, I did. Should I send it to, Randy? Are you going to have to, like, download it and then, like, decompress it? You could just, you can't zip it. You could just say it to me.

What's the pot, since we're pot, so he's a, he's up like a professional dunker. What's the podcast equivalent to what he's doing if we were to do a gender revealing here? There's no, I don't, there's no way to do it. Maybe I would just hit, like, Randy's confetti gun. Yeah, confetti gun or maybe I'll just be like, bro, let's go out this weekend. And then I'll just be a sound job. There's a boy happening. There's a boy happening

Maybe we could like Die a dozen eggs Color for you Okay And then you open up the carton and you're like Whoa Oh shit they're blue Yeah then you have to eat them all

We shouldn't do that No we shouldn't do that You don't think we should do that I do like the slunk angle You could inject you could inject food coloring Inside the hard boiled egg So when you bite into it it's like Oh it's bad it's bad

Pink. Yeah, play it. Congrats. Congrats to Alex and his wife. You know he had a yam one on him. Do he sneaky yam on his wife? A little bit. She made a business decision.

Oh, she was holding the wall. Oh, yeah. I wonder where that was. It's beautiful. Yeah. That's Big Sky. That's Gary, Indiana. That's not.

It might be. I guess it could be. Yeah. There's water or whatever Uh-huh, uh-huh See if I can see a little Chicago skyline out there, I don't know Let's, if you want to follow Alex

Go follow Alex What is it? Artizone Ardezone Ardae A-R-D-I Z-Z-O-N-E Alex

Ardazani Good for him He's got bunnies Randy, like I said And I don't think he always had him He like worked to be able to like do it Kind of sick Yeah

Notice how he landed and, like, didn't break his leg? It's crazy. That's something I noticed. That was unnecessary. Most people who don't break their legs when they fall. Yeah, you'd have a lot less dunkers. I saw that someone recently broke the vertical jump world record. The guy the Mavs drafted in the second round, Mavs drafted a kid who has one of the most absurd highlights where he, he's just,

He's a, he's not a good shooter. Who knows if he'll ever see the court. But he's just so high above the rim, and he just throws it down through, like just a real cocky. So sick. Yeah. It's got to feel so good.

I mean, it looks like when you jump off like a little trampoline and don't. Not us, man. No. We had World Cup rocks. I'm enjoying it. Hell yeah. USA plays tomorrow.

Surprise of Netherlands lost. They were absolutely cooking, man. credit to will when we were talking before we left he's like um i guess it was germany we're talking about germany paraguay and i was like is there any chance here like i was like because i don't i don't know i know paraguay we beat them USA beat them but he's like germany's he's like you know they're beatable they're beatable he said i wouldn't be shocked there was an upset i was little he was right disappointed that uh japan didn't hold off against brazil that was a close one yeah that That game was, they were dominated.

That was like a game where it's like, if they steal this, it is, it is larceny. They were up, yeah, they were up one zero going in a half time. And then Brazil just looked, they were just threatening the entire second half. Yeah, it was, it was tough, tough to hold on. Just to get that last goal on right at the end. Oh, devastating. Heartbreaking. Did they clean up the stadium, though?

I don't know. The Japanese fans. Yeah, why don't you make part of your webbedum, you start cleaning up more. And like, you just start like adopting that's part of Japanese culture instead of like just being a culture vulture. Why would I when we have our intern just taking out the trash not even asked about? What a guy. Did he? I'm telling you, man, I don't think we've ever had an intern, not throwing shade, but just say, oh, the trash is getting full.

I'm going to take it out and replace the bag. We can't even get people who have been here for a long time to do that. Yeah. I didn't say any names. Pop meat, count. Just kidding. Kettle 1 is our favorite vodka. And they're not a sponsor. That would be cool if they did. Who do we have tomorrow again, remind me? Bosnia.

Bosnia. Bosnia. Randy? I'm not Bosnian. No, but you probably have some Bosnian friends. I'm American. Surely you have some friends. I do have friends. Bosnian friends, I'm not sure. But I do have friends. Contrary to popular belief.

All right. woke up two thumbs up hey we're gonna win it all this year that's what i say mr u s a that's what they call me that's what they call him when is messy boy again when's argentina i don't know we got ecuador mexico tonight our intern he's uh ecuadorian i believe it was partially he's he's he's gonna be rooting for ecuador i would imagine so did dylan go messy in his typey yeah i did then you go messy in your CERC circa 20, what was that, 15? Didn't you wear a wig at the Noah Khan concert? We're not doing that.

Certainly not doing that. Wait, and you're, hold on. You're alleging that he was dressed as a woman. It was the poo personnel. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I just don't always see why he would do that. I don't know why these reptilians shape shift as much as they do.

You, as Dylan. I watched a young lady, or TikTok got posted at Twitter, and it was her, like, giving a secondhand account of it. She was, like, a row in front. And it was just one of the most, it was one of the worst storytellings I've ever heard. I was like, why am I, I'm like, all right, get to, like, the part that I don't know or, like, the crazy reveal. There wasn't really one.

It was just her, like, oh, my God. Like, every two minutes, every, every 30 seconds, like, y'all, y'all, it was just crazy. I mean like and I'm just like yeah okay let's hear how crazy what don't I know it was nothing oh shit and the security guard y'all

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Kind of. I was a text to me the other day and she was working, she works from home a couple days a week. and there was a we have a window you guys have done a podcast from our home you guys have been

sure have from our living room if you look to TVs in front you look to your right there's a fairly large window that you know a lot of times

I lost the sun's beaming in we have the blinds up can see right out to the street and you can kind of see in the house too um okay cool um she was home working

and uh sammy was home and he was playing in the living room and she noticed a mom who we've seen before. There's a lot of young moms in our area pushing a stroller. And our side of the street doesn't have a sidewalk. The opposite side does. But the sidewalks, just got to tell you this, sidewalks in Austin are in great shape.

They could use some work. This person was walking on our side of the street, in the street, which is fine. A lot of people do that. And Alyssa just happened to me, like, watching Sam and just noticed this person walking by. And she kind of stopped, pulled out her phone, turned to the house, and took a photo of the home. And I was like, Alyssa was like, and then just kept going. And she told me about it.

And she's like, described her. And I was like, I don't, don't know. I knew of her that I know that person is, but I don't know her. I don't think they live on our street. And I was like, well, you know, people have complimented. our landscaping could have kind of unique landscaping. That was my first thing I was going to say. It could be super innocent like that.

It probably was, but I'm me being, I am the type of person that I'm like, I kind of want to know why'd you do that? Even though you're fully, that is your right to take a photo of my home, you can do that. But I'm just like,

hey, what did you like about it? Or what didn't you like, maybe? What could we do better? Or what, you know what I mean? Like, had I been out there and seen that, I would have been like, I would have said something, but like in a friendly way.

What would you have said? Because that's not an easy thing to bring up. Like, hey, you want me to take one? No, I don't know what I would have said. I don't know what I would. I don't know. But now I'm just like I see it and that's all I think. I see this person.

Now it's all I think about. I would like to think you guys do have nice landscaping. Thank you. Maybe it's like, oh, I like that inspiration. I'm going to get a quick shot so I can look at it later. Hopefully it was something like that. Hopefully it was that. And then Alyssa's like maybe this person knows that you live here and they're a listener.

Well, I'm like, what would a picture of the house do for them? I do a podcast, Steve House. You just go on a Reddit. I've taken a picture of your house. It's true. You have. You were in front of it. You're all sweaty.

We're all sweaty boy. And a neon shirt with no sleeves. It's true. He was. I sent you a voicemail that just said, Hi, Dave. This is very true. No, I don't know.

I know, like, I know there is not a circumstance right now where I should ever bring it up with this person. But it is like kind of really. What do you think? What do you think? Paul. I'd like to know. Yeah.

Yeah, I would like to know too. Wait, you said that Samuel someone, Sammy wasn't like in the window. Well, he was, uh, Alyssa said he was playing over by the window. No. And I was like, this doesn't strike me as like a person. Like, maybe she thought like, no, I don't even. To mom pushing a stroller. You got to be real crazy to be like to even see like a little kid playing and be like, oh my God, that's so cute. That's that kid's so funny. It's take a picture of the house. You got to be aware enough to know that's a no, no. Like you don't do that. You don't take a picture of somebody else's kid.

No, no, no. If you don't, you know what I mean? Especially a mom knows that that's, that's totally off limits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I don't believe that that's. But Alyssa was like, yeah, it kind of weirded me out. I get it. I get it. I wouldn't spend too much time thinking about it. I'm guessing it was super innocent. I know, I know.

But I meant to talk about it the other day when it happened. And I was just like, maybe they're marking your house for like a drone strike. Yeah. I thought about that. There is a house in our neighborhood that has just a really dope landscaping in the front lawn, like really dope. We choose our route. We walk sometimes to go by this house. So we take mental notes.

And we haven't taken a picture of it because I don't want to freak anybody out that's inside the house, like, as you are talking about. Exactly. But that is a house. I'd be like, okay, I want to get, I want to show my landscaper, this house to get some ideas. It would be mortifying if you got caught. Yeah. I will go out of my way. If there's somebody out front and, like, I like their landscaping or their grass looks great, I'll go out of my way.

I be like, hey, grass is looking great. Oh, yeah. I like I like to make conversation that way, even if it's not my street or people I don't know at all. But yeah, I don't know. You see the old guys on they're on Twitter all the time who they get caught at sporting events. Yeah. Taking pictures. Yeah, I do.

They're just so like, they're so blatant with it. They make no effort to hide it. They're like they're sitting there like framing it up. They're zooming in. And it's like everyone behind you can see exactly. Old guy group chat. It's like they're zooming in on a cheerleader or something or just a lady walking down the steps to get to her seat. Hey, man, what are you doing?

That's not a good look. No, it's certainly not. Speaking of drone striking your house, David, our friend from cold calls a other day apparently says the drone delivery service is going to be coming to Austin very soon. Really? Zipline, I believe. Okay. Yeah, look out for that. That's funny.

it's called Zipline because it sounds like that's what it sounds like. Well, this is the one that flies higher, right? You can't hear it? Yeah. Yeah, this is a really, this is a better one. So hopefully it will be able to deliver some, I don't know, some non-one-ply toilet paper

if we ever really need it. Or some one-ploid. We'll go back to the one-ply if you guys want. It's true. Okay. Thank you. Can you imagine that scene if you ran out of toilet paper and then you had to order from a drone, you had a waddle out to your yard that's tough

or like if somebody you work with like just peeled off every square of toilet paper from the roll and just left that roll on there was not me what if it was intern jaden he doesn't dude i don't think he's ever used our bathroom he told straight up told us

he didn't even know where it was he walked into the service closet you took a picture you took a picture of the service closet thinking it was the bathroom for a post we did that's right dude how did you What? He's like, I don't use it. I'm like,

really? Oh, yeah, you're not at 41. You don't pee eight times a day. Oh, I'm going to say

at least one person. At least one person. You? No. Who? Let's just say his name begins with a W.

Oh, Wayland. No comment. Wow. He is not going to like do you put him off? Who? Walter?

Yeah, Walter. That certainly works here. damn we've not hired a walter giggins he started working here or a story that he saved Emily or Olivia Wilde's life she's getting stomped out like you

it's so weird they almost said Emily Blunt because I get those two confused all the time and I almost said Emily Blunt and then it is definitely Olivia Wilde though yeah that was a wild that was wild she fell off the horse she fell off the horse and there were horses

like barreling down on her and they couldn't see because she was beyond this little ridge and Walt Goggins realized what was going on. I guess he's an experienced horse rider. Okay. And so he veered off his path and turned his horse sideways in front of where she was so that the other horses would have to go around. And she says that he saved her life.

Damn. We almost lost the real one. I don't really know anything about Olivia Watt. I don't either. She got a very strong jawline. That's all I know about her. She was in Cowboys versus aliens. That was what it was.

That's what it was. Oh, is that really? Yeah. Huh. That's a recent one? No, it's like probably 20. She said she hit the ground and she could hear them coming and she just convinced herself that it would happen quickly. She's like, I'll die quickly.

They're going to stomp me out. And then Goggins came to the restroom, rescue. What if Goggins came to the restroom with the toilet paper? That'd be something. That'd be a totally different story. You're co-worker. He's in from a helicopter. It's Goggins, his shirt's like wide open.

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You see this LeBron thing? So he's not going back to L.A.? Is that what the deal is? He says he's willing to move on from the Lakers, but he does want to play again next year. He's looking gray, by the way. Like more gray than he has before. He really just needs to go play golf.

He's playing more golf. He's clearly having so much fun learning golf, playing golf. It's like, do that. Don't do this basketball grind anymore. Maybe you should try baseball. Okay. Might be too late. Of course, Michael Jordan did that.

That's why you're talking about it. What? No. I was just throwing that out there. Sorry, I'm going to have to call out somebody. This is Coach Cozy, friend of the show. Tag this and something on Twitter. Don't want to go look at it.

Tell me how obvious it is that this is AI because it is. Let's see. Okay. How did this make it past legal review at Costco? And it is a hammer that is shaped like a very large erect. Weiner. It's found. It got community noted immediately. What's it called? It's called the Nutbuster. For the hard jobs. It's obviously not real. That's not something you can buy a Costco, is it? It's obvious. It's got community noted already. It's like, guys, come on, man. It's only $299.

I don't know. I don't know the going rate for a hammer these days. It might be a good deal. The Nutbuster. That's just, who would buy that? Thank you, Coach, Coach, Coach, Josie. Only nut buster I need is Mr. Hammerhands. I still got those walnuts. We busted a few of them. Dude, we messed up our table pretty good. Somebody tagged us in some of his content recently.

I still get his content because I followed him. He's still doing it. He's smashing things. Why did you follow him? Is it? Is it? I think I followed him after he got a bunch of mats thrown on him. He got like buried alive.

Somebody through Matt El Ranchos on him. Mattel Ranchos. metal ranchos. He's just covered in metal rancho. Finishing sauce. Wrestling mats. David. Caw.

But what were you saying before the NutBuster? We're talking about hammers that are shaped like cocks. Oh, God. Of course. That's what we were talking about. What, dude?

Just say dick. Oh, okay. This guy is so much better than everybody because he says, dick. I just don't like that word. Jeez. A bunch of hammers shaped like fallaces. Get off your pedestal.

your penis pedestal. Yeah, get off your penis stole. Yeah. Bernie, do you think $2,99999 is too much for the nutbuster, the fallacy-shaped hammer? There are families out there that need the nutbuster to do renovations in their home because they cannot afford a general contractor to come in and Costco is price gouging with their cockhammers. It's pretty good. You don't like, you're acting like you don't like it, but you know that's kind of good.

I hate it. they'll busting nuts at Costco at a price that is ridiculous it is high, they're gouging, they are conspiring with other hammers that are also phallic shaped to inflate the price for the average working, hardworking American people,

good people, and it's shaped like a delicious, juicy cock. Bernie wouldn't say that. You don't know him. You don't know him. You don't know him. You didn't vote for him, did you? I mean, that's why the subs are,

or late or cut they're just trying on new nut busters it's so stupid we gotta wrap this thing up yeah it's famously not real

you don't have to wrap it up what if you be cool wrap your tool do you imagine just having that in your little carpenter pant pocket

just hanging out no I don't want to imagine that is it's not real you don't know that it says this has not been verified by Costco, but they haven't...

Did someone reach out to Costco to verify this? Yeah, you're really selling this. Like, what? Should we call on Costco right now? I'm like, do you have the, y'all have any of those nutbusters and stuff? That'd be such a funny prank. I definitely a construction guy would do that where, like, you borrow his buddy's hammer and they're like, all right, thanks, and just put it back in his tool belt, and it would just be

the cockbuster. The nutbuster. Not a buckbuster. Sorry. And then the whole rest of the time, he doesn't realize he's carrying it around until he has to hammer or something. That's a funny. frank sorry for those who stuck around past the one hour mark okay hang on let's say what's the community

you didn't even give it do it justice it says stainless steel ball peen hammer hit hard fix harder premium stainless steel corrosion resistant built to last ball peen designed for sharp for shaping peening and striking perfect balance serious performance in your hand and what's what's ball pean a ball pean hammer is it make a real thing i know but what what's where does the word i don't know i don't know hit hard fix harder i don't know when you would use a ball peen hammer over a regular hammer

well when you have to hit hard and fix harder you know that's one it was a claw hammer it's kind of ball peen is specialized hard and steel metalworking tool instead of a claw features a rounded end used for shaping riveting and flattening metal also can look like a delicious coffee why would you put delicious in front of i don't know i'm just thinking of adjectives sorry i've got to create a mind well okay a scrumdile umptious cock is that what you want no i don't want any of it what none of the above the nut buster we've got they're no longer offering the deal of a bogo nut buster buy one get one free and

Of course, by one, I mean one, nut buster, stainless steel, ball peen hammer, ball peen 15 hammer, peen 15. Costco has created a monopoly on the nutbusters. We need to break up the monopoly so that other people can competitively compete with other cock hammers. See you later for roommate week. Bye. Bye. Thanks, Coach Cozy.