Circling Back - Philly Karen & Texas ZBT Pledge Class Billionaires | Circling Back 9-8-25
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Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos,
All right, we're back.
Monday morning, it's circling back podcast.
My name's Dave, now to some, it's a podcast young boy.
producer randy over there hi dave produce at two wins one more and then we're good to go
what if somebody tuned into this i guess you these guys got i heard they talk a little ball 10 seconds
in that's what they got they got purdue updates yeah better record than texas right now
you can't really refute that that's true we played the same caliber of uh opposition too
oh yeah yeah people are sleeping on
Purdue.
They should be.
You'd rather be two and oh.
I'm one of them, yeah.
Yeah.
Dylan Schifery.
Pretty stoked to be here.
I would like to apologize for not locking the office Friday when I left.
Nothing happened.
Nobody came in and...
Nobody came in and slept on the couch or...
Dropped a Duke on our table.
Dropped a Duke on the table or worse.
Didn't you say that you had done something on this table?
You were saying, Randy was asking why it was pushed over.
You made a comment.
Do you want to explain it?
detail how you did earlier, what, why that happened?
Yeah, I was playing bones the other night with my boys.
We came up here.
We play some bones in here.
Really with no AC?
Yeah.
You're like, y'all want to go sweat?
It won't happen again.
Sorry, guys.
That's on me.
It's, hey, squarely on my shoulders.
When that text came through that the door was unlocked, left unlocked, there was a minute
where I was like, well, that was probably me.
Because I worry about it.
I'm like, I'm going to be the one to do that one day.
But no, it turns out it was you.
It was me.
Funniest possible outcome in that it was you.
Well, I left it.
I went and started my car and put my stuff in the car,
and I realized I wanted to grab the e-bike that was here and take it home and I had to do some tune-ups to it.
And I did.
It's running great now.
Did you really fix it?
Yeah.
What was wrong with it?
So it's, nothing was really wrong with it.
After a while, you're supposed to get those things tuned up because the brake line stretches, like just from using it, regular use.
And so the brakes slowly give out.
Then I'd had to, I just had to tighten them.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not the first time you've done some work on lines.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, man.
Anyway, when I got to the back, I forgot to lock up.
It's Monday.
Yeah.
When Will sent that text this morning, he hit us with the emoji.
I was like, was that me?
I'm usually the last one to leave the office.
I'm like, no, Dylan left.
Oh, this guy works hard.
I spoke out quickly as I didn't want you getting heat from anybody because you are typically
the last one to leave.
And I know, because I'm that classic, did I close the garage door?
I will get out of my car pretty much every single time to go check if I lock the door.
I can never remember if I lock this front door.
So I check like two or three times every time.
It's honestly comforting to me knowing that y'all, it seems like everybody in this company
has that lack of confidence in things like locking doors, garage doors, because I do that a lot.
And I thought it was just, I knew...
I feel like I do it disproportionately.
I feel like I do.
It's every single time.
If the people are neighbors here, they probably know, all right, he goes there.
He's going to get back out of his car and go check that if you like because it's every single time.
You're thinking the office full of women just watches you?
They might be.
There's been times where I've driven two blocks down the road and went, I got to go back and see if I actually.
I get it, man.
I get it.
I did not.
Shout out Kenny Chesney.
I did not have that safety mechanism in my brain on Friday.
I just dipped.
You were locked in.
We were locked into something else
He was ready for the weekend
Did you slam your laptop shut
And just run out of here?
I did yeah
Go fix your bike
Yeah dude's running great
I'm impressed that you fixed it
I was assuming that that was gonna be
A take it to a bike shop situation
The instruction manual says
After 100 miles on the bike
Take it into a bike shop
Get it tuned up
And I was like I could probably do this
My only figure it out
It was pretty simple
Do you watch a YouTube video?
No
I just looked at it
I hit the break a little bit and I saw what the problem was.
I saw where the line had a little slack in it.
And I just tightened that bitch right up, running like a champ now.
Oh, tight lines.
There we go.
Those lines are mega tight right now.
So Dylan, the guy mad that he didn't get boots, he got an e-bike worth a little bit more.
So just noting that for the audience at home.
Well, to be fair, it's been at the office for a long time and I'm literally the only one who ever uses it.
So it seems like...
You can catch me riding an electric bike.
You can catch me.
It's much more...
Did you wear your helmet?
No.
I just made sure the brakes were working.
I took it down into the cul-de-sac and back, so I didn't really need a helmet.
Oh, okay.
Wow.
This guy doesn't...
Look at this guy.
All right, cool, man.
Oh, wow.
Didn't know you had it like that.
You're embarrassed for the new neighbors in your new neighborhood to see you with a helmet.
That's part of it, yeah, for sure.
Dude, you...
That's part of it.
We've got to kill your ego, bro.
We've got to send you down to Peru to do Iwaska.
You got to tell the shaman, you got a bike helmet issue.
you. You got a helmet insecurity. That's fair, man. Parks even got me a helmet for Christmas,
which I was very thoughtful of him. Yeah, it sounds like you really liked it. I'll wear it.
When I'm going to wear it for sure. When I go, I'm going to wear it for sure. Od, you'll wear it for
an entire podcast. I don't want to do that. Two dollars. I'll wear mine. One in, that doesn't make it
better. One in 40. Okay. But I have to wear you, I have to wear your help, but that's the thing.
One in 40. I'll kind of down. You guys ready? All right. Was it one, two, three shoot?
I'm going to go three, two, one.
Three, two, one shoot.
Three, two, one, shoot.
Three, two, one.
24.
Oh, that was close.
Off by two.
I had to wear a helmet for the entire podcast.
That would have been funnier if you had to do it for some reason.
Especially since it would be way too big for you since I haven't.
There's like people like Alyssa's, like husbands of Alyssa's like husbands of
Alyssa's, like, school friends that, like, tune in.
I'll check out the show, and I'm just wearing a fucking helmet.
The thumbnail would have been great.
Yeah.
They're like, oh, he's wearing a helmet.
He's a pod.
It's a contact sport, folks.
It's dangerous.
Hey, tomorrow, cold call, huh?
Well, cold call?
It's cold.
Hello?
We do a thing called cold call, where we call backers.
This is on Patreon.
This is premium content.
So fun lately.
It's been so good.
We do it later in the afternoon now.
So we'll put out a reminder, but it is going to be an afternoon call.
So 2 o'clock.
Hard and 2.
2.2.
Can we do too hard?
Hard 2.
Daddy's got baseball practice tomorrow.
We can do a hard 2.
I'm a baseball dad now.
Yeah, I saw Rhodes out there just dancing.
Yeah, just fucking locked in.
He was halfway to doing the sucket out there.
I'm not really sure where they got that and whatever.
but yeah so cold call i will put up you can go to washmedia.com and there's a form there on cold
call where you can just put your info in what you uh what you want us to chat with you about and
we'll consider it we'll put it in the form uh we'll put it in the spreadsheet but i will do a post on
circling back and uh yeah so leave your info we'd love to cold call you that's on patreon tomorrow
and then of course listener voicemails drops every friday regular episode this week last week
game day week
if you
if you're just still horny
for for college football
talk action
go get on Patreon
go listen to game day week
from last week
all calls for about Saturday shit
it was kind of like
a worst weekends
meets college football
Saturdays
that's exactly what it was
plus one guy
you got yammed on
in a high school basketball game
but there's just too funny
not to play
yeah by a
big takeaways
still on
game day week
my main takeaway
is that I think a few of our listeners have maybe a bit of a drinking problem.
Or had.
Or had.
Yeah, alcohol got some people into some trouble, which happens.
As someone who screened the calls and I didn't play, you know, a lot of them, I could say what Dylan said is accurate, but also a lot of you guys, a lot of you guys just piss yourselves.
A lot of peepee.
A lot of pee.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That happens, man.
It's tough.
Yeah.
It's not what you're looking for typically.
No, it's not.
So tune in.
Go try the Patreon out.
It's a great time to go opto.
It's upgrade week.
It's opto week.
It's also podcast week and probably not producer week, but who knows?
It could be, I might just fuck everything up.
No way.
Yeah.
Huh.
Anyway.
What does someone, what does someone rook in over the weekend and just mess up with all the dials and like all your equipment's just like unplugged or like in different places?
They just plug.
Yeah, that would be...
Just to fuck with you.
I don't know.
I think I'd be more upset if everything was stolen.
But if somebody did just come in here and just mess, like,
plug the H-GMI cords into different cameras and stuff,
I'd be like, what the fuck happened?
Just a funny burglar?
Dude, it would be a real shame if somebody broke in here
and just made all of our shit wireless.
That would be a real shit.
You know, this guy can't do it.
No.
No, not yet.
Would that even be possible if we gave you a blank check?
No.
I mean, maybe.
It's still, all that stuff is, like, still pretty early.
You have no budget.
Make the wires disappear.
Don't hide them.
I want you to like everything.
We want them out of here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I don't know.
I wouldn't trust it.
No.
The wires are, you know, they say, like, trustworthy.
Some people say, some are saying that, yeah, some devices give off a little bit of
EMF or a little light radiation.
I don't know.
I do know that 5G towers gave people COVID, so.
Good point.
No, this is not getting, this is going to get dinged in the auger of the bad.
I'm just wondering if we went completely wireless, like if we would wake up, like we'd
show up after one day and we'd come in here with like a third arm.
We'd just be radiating.
Yeah.
Like Dylan's already got a third leg, but comes in here with his third arm.
Ayo.
Hey, come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Hey, it's a visual show.
YouTube.com slash circling back.
Chacks are, chat.
I've heard his buss in this morning.
Is that accurate?
Yeah, yeah.
chat there's a lot of a pre-show chat chatter so they want us to talk to
chat apparently yeah they do we'll talk a little paul maybe a full ball seg tomorrow
because we gotta wait for the the bears vikings yeah we want more one's favorite teams
okay i'm not gonna i'll i'll keep an eye on it i kind of want there's a new show on hbio
want to watch but ooh i'm watching a good show right now what is it it's called um the better sister
it's on Prime
Jessica Beale
Elizabeth Banks
are the sisters
it's a murder mystery
and it's pretty fucking good
it's not getting much pub
from what I've seen
oh Jessica Beal I feel like she's underrated
she's an incredible shape
I'll just say that
I was talking about her acting
but she's aged a little bit naturally
and success and just
she's a bit older now
I mean that's people tend to age
but she looks fantastic
still married do
Timberlake.
Are they?
I thought they split.
I thought they were on splits.
Your producers, look it up.
I'll look it up.
He did have a little bit of a,
he might have stepped out during a,
there's some,
there's some things.
If you let that one get away.
Also drives drunk.
Did he get a,
guy, he got a Dewey last year.
He's going to ruin the tour.
Yeah, he's like,
it's going to ruin the tour.
World tour.
Oh, yeah.
What are you seeing, Randy?
Okay.
Then became a gay.
Okay.
It's hard to Google.
You can't look it up.
You can't look it up.
Yeah, no, it's not producer week.
I wasn't prepared for this.
It's a fairly easy search.
I guess I could just go to Spouse.
Small biz September as well.
They definitely, I think, were married.
I just want to see if they were.
I just want to see if it still.
You know, Kenny Chesney was married to Renalek.
No confirmed divorce.
Zelleweger for like a month, so I don't know.
You're right.
That is true.
It was an old.
Spouse, Justin Taylor.
They chose to separate, not divorce.
Okay.
Thank you, Dylan.
So 2012 was when they got married.
So on Wikipedia, he's still listed as.
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Dude, it's on lock right now.
Dylan, I'll give you the floor.
Had a pretty nice little weekend.
Fixed the bike.
Fix the bike.
Bikes humming right now.
Parks had a little sleepover on Friday.
That was fun.
Got his best buddy in there.
And first sleepover in the new digs, he was excited to show his friend the new house.
Did they mess with you?
No, they haven't reached the prank phase of the sleepovers yet.
They haven't gone full bam yet.
I'd definitely be a target because I'd mess with them.
So they're going to retaliate at some point for sure.
Okay.
Yeah.
Saturday, watch some ball, man.
I actually watch a lot of football on Saturday.
It didn't really leave the couch much.
Watch Texas kind of look good for stents and kind of look lost in other parts of the game.
Played that West Coast Powerhouse, San Jose State.
Dude, I am coming around to the theory that something is up with Arch's shoulder.
Brett said he showed up for warm-ups.
He said like every throw in warm-ups, warm-ups looked laborious.
He was laboring, in other words.
Something's up, something's up, man.
If they knew something was up, you'd think maybe, like,
this is the part of the schedule, like, where you sit them down?
One school of thought says that.
The other one is the dude needs reps, so I don't know.
He's got, like, a little speculating, don't know anything.
Tendinitis or something.
A little tater cuff.
Tater cuff, sitch.
I don't know.
The labrum.
The frustrating part is that Sark is notorious for keeping injuries under reps.
Xavier Worthy's
sophomore year
he went the whole season with a broken hand
and we didn't know that until the season was over
like stuff like that so we won't know for a long time
he had some drops out year too didn't he did
he did he had a sophomore slump
so a little concern there
don't really know what to make of this Texas team
but a lot of other good ball going on
what's up with my guy Colin Simmons
dude he
he runs hot
he runs a little too hot
he's a penalty waiting to happen
obviously a very talented kid.
He's off to somewhat of a slow start.
He's got half a sack so far on the season
and just keeps committing just really dumb penalties
that is affecting the team big time.
So I don't know, man.
He'll be fine, but he's got to keep those emotions in check.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm worried about him.
Yeah.
I am too.
I am too.
I told you this in the text.
He had an egregious penalty in his senior year in the state game.
where they went ahead on North Shore.
Nor Shore got the ball back, I think, could have driven the field and, like, won it.
There was, like, a minute left.
He, like, ripped some dude's helmet off.
He did that against Ohio State.
Yeah, but it wasn't like, it wasn't like a hands-to-the-face type popped it up.
It was, like, an aggressive, like, you don't do that.
He got to the quarterback, like, a second late, and, of course, you don't hit the quarterback after he gets through the ball,
and he just walks up to him and he pushes him down.
and he put those hands up like, I didn't do anything, and it was the easiest flag of all time.
Okay.
Offsides a couple of times.
He's a kid.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Sawful.
Went out and got a margarita Saturday night.
Jack Allen's.
Oh.
Got a mark.
Pretty good mark.
Damn.
Sunday was a day.
I didn't realize we gave out bonuses.
It's got a margarita, dude.
Did you get yours?
I actually had three margarita Saturday nights.
Oh, man.
You just didn't come through.
I'm looking at my, uh, should have been direct deposit.
I'm looking at my rocket money account.
Yeah. Added value. Okay, cool. Sunday, a day of chores and errands went to home goods.
Oh, fuck, yeah. I'm such a little slut for home goods.
I hung a bunch of stuff around the house. And you know, I'm the best hanger of anything. I can hang anything. Chelsea is super impressed. She's like, oh, my God, you can hang literally anything.
I don't like how you said that. I'll hang a fucking Volkswagen off the wall if you want me to. Just let me know what, and I'll hang it.
I probably couldn't do that, but anything else I'll do.
You know, after World War II, Mussolini was hung.
Saddam Hussein also hung.
Yeah, I'm not talking about human beings.
No, I know.
I just wanted to say that you said Volkswagen, and it made,
brought me back to World War II, Germany, but then also Airmen,
Maine, Mussolini, Hugo Boss and all that stuff, yeah.
Good NFL slate, too.
Anyway, that's enough with my weekend.
How about you guys do your shit?
yeah rain i guess do your shit he really cares about it i guess i'll just do my shit yeah go ahead but
you know friday uh i don't even know what i did friday okay
yeah you you were so fucking blackout so fucking wasted no i worked on some i think i worked
on some do you know it stuff so that should have been posted and i can't wait till that drops
next year it was supposed to drop earlier today but then i had to do an edit so i might as soon as we
get out hey if you're not following out do you know it on social uh maybe look out as soon as
We end the show today.
That's all I'm going to say.
Little teas.
Little teas.
Then Saturday ran a lot of errands.
I did not work on the tree shelf as much as I wish I would have, but I did get a bunch of woodcut, and I do have the shelves now.
So I, like, I mapped it out, and it's, it's going to look good.
I'm pretty happy for that.
So it just kind of worked on that.
Did Matt Saturday night have a couple margaritas?
Who'd you go to Matt's with?
None of your business.
Okay.
Do you have a date?
Anyways.
Oh, hang on a sec.
You had a couple margins, man.
What's this young lady's name?
Hang on a sec.
I must have missed this.
It's not on your calendar.
Oh, you took my Chelsea.
Uh-huh.
I took your Chelsea.
Is she had a good weekend?
Are you putting Valcell status on ice right now?
Whoa.
Hey, guys.
I'm just asking.
I would never.
I guess everybody here just goes out to eat now.
Yeah.
I did get V-A-313 last night too.
Wow.
Because I was.
Would that set you back, dude?
Too much.
It's that bonus.
hit man yeah no i got a three via is so good they'll kill locations back open again dave so
i know you're more of a jets boy though i like sometimes dabble in via i just think it's a little too
gaudy but yeah i also bought uh a lot of Halloween decorations got some good stuff at
target and i am now fully i'm all Halloweened out in my place I am I am fully full ready for
Halloween I've got my first spooky season costume in my head I'm not going to tell you but
I've got it in my head.
He's got it inside.
Oh, man.
I guess, yeah, we should start promoting that, right?
Spooky at washmedia.com.
I don't know if you're doing it.
Okay.
Shut off, dude.
Yeah, we only got, what, three weeks before spooky season starts?
Spooky at washmedia.com.
Get those stories in.
Just spookiness in.
If you've never done spooky season, honestly, if you're trying to get the vibe,
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Go listen to it.
I forgot about the most important part of my weekend.
Why people are tuned in right now, because they probably saw my story.
I did get the early access to the caramel apple and pinata from Taco Bell.
It was good.
It wasn't great while I get again.
I don't know.
It was nice and tart.
A little more tart than, you know, like an apple pie from McDonald's.
I can't wait until I can access the empanada.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I'm a valued customer.
It was common folk.
And I regret to inform everyone.
I think it was a fluke.
that it was back to just regular little Taco Bell.
I don't know what happened that one night
when it was just perfect, like,
high-end Taco Bell food.
The last one I had was like,
yeah, this is just your normal mush Taco Bell.
The chef was in his bag that night.
Yeah, I don't know.
They must have thought corporate was coming down.
I don't know.
It must have been a rumor going around the kitchen.
Yeah.
But, yeah, so I got Taco Bell Friday night, I think.
He went to Taco Bell.
But, yeah, that's pretty much my weekend.
Good weekend.
Man, I, uh, let's see here.
I wrote something on the washed weekly substack, washed media, or was it wash.washedoutsubstack.com.
I, uh, I kind of embarrassed myself.
We had our first baseball practice Thursday.
New league, way more like, it's a more serious league than the previous one, but it's, it's not like parents aren't getting into fights yet.
That's not going to happen, I don't think.
But, um, I went to the first practice.
practice Thursday. It was 102 degrees. It was miserable. Come to find out, it's T-ball. It's not
coach pitch. I was given some really bad intel. I was confused about that. I was too,
and everybody else was that I brought it up to. But whatever. I was, I just went with it. I didn't
read the emails very closely, and there was some confusion amongst the friends and the league. I
know. I don't know who to blame it. I blame myself for not being more involved in the email
process. But we had our first practice. It went well. It's on like these fields are, it's like
real baseball fields that look like nice and are taken care of and like kind of a little bit
of a shock to my son. Because he's like, what? Wow. This looks like, this looks like, this looks
different. I'm like, yeah, dude, it's dirt. You got real, real base paths. Real basis. Real ball, dude.
Were you guys just in a field before or was like a grab?
Because our t-ball was like a gravel on one.
There was one baseball field, but then there was like two other places where games would go down that weren't like real baseball fields.
So anyway, we had our first game Saturday.
Alyssa went to Houston Saturday morning.
Her grandmother passed away.
And we decided I was going to stay back with the boys while she went to the celebration of,
life and so i stayed back with the lads and we had a sitter come out on um saturday morning
and uh our neighbor watched sammy while i took roads to his baseball game the grasshoppers is his
team all the teams in this league are named after minor league teams so there's like it's like
the greensboro grasshoppers i like it orange jerseys i posted is it burned orange it looked
kind of burnt orange the cutest video i've ever seen maybe uh thanks yeah it's it's it's
It's off-burnt.
I don't know what color burnt you would call, but so he's got like the pants,
got the trouts, of course, orange socks, belt, unnecessary, but has the belt, the hat.
And so we get out there, and he's got three other buds on the team.
And again, it's T-ball, but it's a little bit more serious.
There's a kid, a pitcher who plays the pitch, very important position,
kid who plays pitcher because most of the balls are able to be fielded by him.
And, you know, he's got to get it to first or, you know, somebody's going to get to third.
I promise you that.
So he's going to have to run and tag home plate.
But anyway, so they rotate positions.
Roads played shortstop.
He played center right and he played left field.
And like the first couple, he's just a short, he was just a statue there.
Like, because I've got, like, in his previous league, I would tell him like, hey, if the ball's hit across the field, you don't need to run after it and go jump on the ball.
like kids do
so I think he kind of took that to heart
and unless the ball was hit to him
he was not moving
but I had to tell him I'm like
hey if the ball is hit over to right field
even if you're playing shortstop
you kind of run a little bit toward that
like maybe I'm like this concept
is going to be not make sense
but kind of cover second back up the throw
and in my head I'm like this is I don't need to take back
he's four and a half
he's not going to understand backing up the throw yet right
But anyway, so he got a little bit more into it
At the plate
Did well
A couple hits
He was kind of
I had to teach him about hustling
He was clearly doing bits for his buddies
As like instead of running
He was doing like the
Like it almost looked like he was doing the anime run
Where he like put his hands down
It was just like running
Oh yeah
I was like what you've never done this
Why are you doing this?
So he came back I'm like
Hey you know how like you're always saying
you're like the fastest kid like prove it i want you to like hustle run to every base as fast as you can
that's weird because i also was teaching roads about hustling this weekend too oh really yeah we went
to like a pool hall and i was like hey so what we want what we want to do is like look like we're
not that good at the game that at first but then like when someone challenges us we like well let's
put some money on it like $20 a ball and then we then we show them that's crazy because i i had to move
his piggy bank and i noticed it was heavier yeah you guys cleaned up we did pretty well damn
Okay
Game was a success
I mean I don't know if they won or not
That doesn't matter
Nobody remembers who wins or loses
Sorry I just remember that there was a game
No
No tears
Wanted to get out there
He's seemingly excited about baseball
So that's cool
A dog?
Hard to say
Hard to say
So no
One of the parents told me
They won but in my head
I don't think they did
I will say that this league has, it's not six and under, it's just under six.
So there are some kids who are almost six in this league.
There's some kids who go out of their way to drop kick, elevate the ball.
So meaning that there's some kids who are like, I don't know if they're taking private lessons,
but there's some kids looking to put a little elevation on the ball and bat bags and whatnot.
And I'm honestly probably going to get a bad bag because it's kind of a beating to carry all this stuff and his backpack.
The bad bag makes sense.
yeah parks has had one for a long time other team had walk-up music we did not oh i don't know if we
need that yet there are teams in parks lee who do that too it's just a mom in the stands with the boom
oh yeah i was gonna say just a bluetooth speaker yeah see but like if i'm gonna be the bluetooth speaker
guy and that's irresponsible just you know flexing that type of wealth out there too in front of all
i typically don't bring my wealth to the little league fields got to make sure you play the radio
version of certain songs it's gonna be a minion song so it's probably
probably fine. Right now we're big on Cecilia. He knows, I'm telling you, if Rhodes invested as much
time learning Spanish as he does to learning the minions language, he would be fluent in Spanish
by now. He can, dude, he knows the minionese. He knows like the words to the songs. I've got a video
of him singing, I swear, the boys de men's song. Oh my God. But it's in minions. Banana. I'm like,
dude, how do you, I'm like, is this going to like. I get it. The minions hurt.
are hilarious. Medias are pretty dope. They are. They did the really smart thing and they took
like songs that parents would know. Oh yeah. So it's like, oh, this isn't annoying. I don't mind
listening to this. Oh, cool. Revolution. I know this one. Anyway, uh, watched ball after that.
All day, Saturday, had both boys at home, was able to watch, uh, two, back to back,
two of the best college games I've watched in years. SMU Baylor. SMU Baylor, absolute banger. Shout to
Sawyer Robertson.
Texas State.
If he's not on your
Heisman watch list
right now, you're crazy.
Then our cats, Dylan,
went down San Antonio away.
Took care of business.
The cats don't win
in San Antonio.
And they did this time.
So our quarterback,
Brad Jackson,
he's a San Antonio kid.
I don't want to put this on him yet.
I'm going to put it on him.
Dude is a little
Mansell out there.
He's Manzel quickness.
Oh.
I'm telling you.
If you go watch that game,
he has some moments
We're like, dude, this is Johnny Football.
This is T-State Johnny Football.
So, just watch that, aka Brad Football.
Bradley Ball is what I'm calling him.
Bradley Ball?
Bradley Ball.
I like it.
Dude, he's fun to watch, dude.
Got a big one going to Tempe.
Arizona State coming off a big loss.
Oh, shit.
On the road to gettable.
That's gettable.
I don't know.
They're missing Scataboo, man.
That's a gettable team.
Yeah, Scataboo.
Had a forgettable game yesterday.
had a couple good blocks. I shouldn't say that as a rookie. But yeah, our cats look great.
Did not watch any Texas, but I did watch that night I did watch OU. And okay.
Yeah. I am concerned about OU. I think they're-I don't know how good Michigan is. I don't think Michigan is good.
They clearly did not trust their quarterback Underwood to throw the ball over the middle or throw the ball much at all, actually.
Yeah.
I mean, third and six, they were running the ball. Like they don't they don't trust.
yet. He's going to be very, very good. He's not there yet. He's a true freshman. OU is good. They have
a really good defense, I think. And if Mateer can stay healthy all season, that's going to be
a tough out for anybody, I think. I'm not happy about it. Yeah. OU. OU looks like they're,
I'm not going to say they're back, but they look like they got some juice.
Mateer has got them believing. I think he's a baller. Yeah. Then I, you know,
tuned in, bounced around.
Watch Florida lose.
It's tough.
Tough scene.
Tough scene.
They stink.
Clemson stinks.
Georgia, I'm not sure what to think of them yet.
I cooked a steak.
Oregon looks unbeatable.
They played a pretty shitty Oklahoma State team, but they look real good.
Decorian.
They've got a freshman wide receiver.
Decorian's nasty.
Decorian Moore.
I don't know if you guys have seen him.
Two tuds.
Five-star Duncanville, Texas.
He's a Panther.
Almost went to Texas.
I need a roster of all of them.
dude he's uh texas could use him he's i don't think i don't think we're overrating him i think he's
about to be that dude i absolutely agree he's what i said earlier he is what people thought
ryan williams was going to be yeah man i don't understand i don't know what's going on with him
what was your stat on texas only scoring touchdowns with white guys texas has six touchdowns on
the year and all of them are white guys how is that possible they have a receiver uh a freshman
receiver parker livingston who's looks to be a fucking baller good player they have a tight
in transfer from Cal who's caught who caught two touchdowns each each of these guys got two touchdowns
on Saturday we need to have a conversation with arch um arch livingston also caught one against
Ohio State if you remember yeah yeah yeah and then arch ran one in the other night too so or the other
day so yeah six touchdowns all by white guys which in my opinion a bit problematic
mm-hmm that's huge you can't rely on white guys all season this is more problematic than the
eyes of Texas all right we're not we're not doing that anymore I forgot about that um
that is a that is an amazing ironic note though it's interesting it's nothing else okay
it's something to keep an eye to watch see a long ago does sark draw something up like you got it
we got it we got to get you know you plan out your first drive you got to get wingo typically it's like
in the end zone here like hey we can't do three games this this is like people are going to start
asking questions yeah oh man okay oh that's going to do this as a standalone
I had a real piece of shit moment over the weekend.
So Friday night,
Alyssa had like a dinner club thing
where she goes to her friends and they cook dinner
and like somebody cooks dinner for all the girls.
That means dad's fending for himself.
We were out of lunchmeet.
So I was like, I can't make a sandwich.
I didn't want to do a P.B. and J.
I just like Friday night, a Friday night P.B. and J.
I just, no, I'm not doing that.
So I door-dashed.
Veracruz tacos.
Veracruz has dope tacos.
Soon.
Soon.
Cool.
Not a big deal, right?
Saturday, I get back from the baseball game.
It's fire up that Baylor game.
Got the boys, they're hanging out, make their lunch.
But I'm watching this good football game.
I'm like, man, I kind of want to do something.
I want to do some, like,
I want some fried chicken, okay?
Yeah, I door-dashed Tumble 22.
I got chicken sandwich, okay?
Twice in one weekend, lunch and then the following dinner?
Like, is that your, that's not, I mean, that's a lot, but here's the thing.
I had the same delivery driver on both.
Oh, no.
How are you again, huh?
I know this because we have a big window in our living room and I saw him pull up,
and he's missing a hubcap on his little hatchback.
Oh, yeah.
It was 100% the same dude.
Oh, man.
And I was just like, oh.
He's judging you so hard.
He's like, tacos, little fried chicken.
This dude's getting into one.
I guess they handed out bonuses over at watch, huh?
Yeah.
To be fair, I had credits for the first night.
So I paid $5 for my tacos, huge.
But still, like, going back to back, I was like, man,
there's neighbors watching.
It's tough
Same driver
I haven't used
A food delivery service
In probably two years
Okay
I always try to not get food delivery
You know what
How about you guys host a show
Well you ask if you're a piece of shit
And yes
The answer is yes
How about I just go in the bathroom
And just fucking flush my head down the toilet
Yeah
All right
Sick
Yeah
Especially being a former delivery driver
Like
I know it's a racket
You have to pay the extra service fee
And then the tip and stuff
It's like I can just go get it
Usually
I didn't want to load the car up with the bull
That's fair.
That's a real beat.
Because then they think they're going somewhere cool, but we're not.
We're just going to a spot while somebody hands me my food.
When I got via yesterday, I was like, I can maybe do it.
I'm like, oh, it's going to cost a little more.
And it was also going to be pick up with 25 minutes and delivery was like 58.
I'm like, no, I'm hungry.
I'm just going to go get it now.
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worst fucking
pledge class of all time
or best
there's a
there's something going around right now
the power ball
you familiar with this
I am
rumors are going around
yesterday
that
the person who won
Powerball, one of the two out of Texas, was a student at the University of Texas. Not only a student
at the University of Texas, but a pledge. ZBT pledge. That's a fraternity. Yes. At UT. Yes.
And if you go on Twitter, I went on Twitter when I heard this, there's a lot of chatter. A lot of
chatter. There's even videos, Randy. There's a picture of the winning ticket, then a video there of a bunch of
guys in like longhorn button downs seemingly in front of the frat house just absolutely going
insane at the idea of winning what was the the number 1.8 billion i think of course split in two
but still we're talking about a lot of money here and just play play this video randy it's short
definitely a ut-frat here yeah the can you imagine the excitement the excitement
if this were real
like if you
if one of your
pledge brothers
what the fucking
power ball
became a
close to a billionaire
we don't think
it's real though
so
the Burnerverse
was going off
like posting stuff
they threw like
they
like everybody
everybody who's a ZBT
or associated
cleared off 6th Street
went back to the house
they threw down
we just saw the video
but some people reached out to will this may have been an elaborate hoax a prank if you
will not even a problem this this reeks of a pledge a pledge trainer put on by the active members
yeah allegedly to prank your pledge class and and having them believe that they just became
very or at least one of them just became very rich if you can pull that off is just an all-time
never. So, yeah, this guy reached out to Will and said, look, may or may not be affiliated with
this organization previously. They had the pledges all by lottery tickets, the actives or
pledged train or somebody took the tickets. And once the numbers came out, digitally altered
one of them. And so there's, in theory, a moment, a long moment,
maybe even a night where this kid and all of these pledges thought that this kid won the lottery.
Okay.
If I am in this group of guys, I'm just flat out not going to believe it.
I just, there's no way I would believe that this was actually happening to us.
It is, it's way too good to be true.
I know nothing about ZBT's pledge process from what I imagine they're upstanding.
They don't, they're probably, they don't haze, they do everything by the book, I'm sure.
They don't age word.
But some organizations, some, a lot of mental warfare.
Yeah.
A lot of sci-ups going down.
That was the worst part of it for me.
That was the worst part.
It was just a mental fucking.
I think for me, if I, you know, allegedly, it might have, this might have triggered
an alarm like, wait a minute.
Because it's like you kind of know there's some things like, you know, there's some fake.
you might think you're going to get initiated things like oh dude this is it it's not it yeah it's
something else it's not that uh now i can say we never had a a faux lottery like this kid thought
his life was changed i'm hoping if that's what happened that this was a hoax on this kid
man i hope they had their phones because you imagine if he like texted his family
mom dad you're not going to believe it i bet the family if if he did like was smart enough to be like
Wait a minute.
Oh, did you think he won the waterway?
Did that your life would change?
You thought your life was about to get so much better, but you're still fucked.
Paid off your student loans.
You're going to do up out of school and go buy a private jet.
Oh, you got the PJ.
You got it like that now?
You want a damn ones?
You're going to donate some money back to the chapter?
No, you can't do it anymore.
I thought about seeing if you wanted to just buy us and use us as like, just as like, dick around
media company.
For this kid's sake, I hope that he didn't actually believe it from the beginning
because that's all-time deflating moment.
To think that- You think that you don't have to worry about money the rest of your life.
Not only, so you're going to pay off, I mean, your parents are moving, moving up, family,
all your boys are taking, like, I'm buying the boys.
Oh, we're all going-going, we're all going on an all-time vacation together.
I'm buying Randy, a clown car.
someone in the chat does say that apparently they announced on Instagram that it was all fake
can you can you find the ZBT Instagram put up we know it's fake but I just want to know how in on
the like how aware the the pledges were you know like how long did they go on believing this
because judging from that video they thought they were set and if it was like if they were pooling them
I think there was like a pool right because it's like everyone buys a ticket and then if you
when like everyone splits it so oh really i think if they had them all buy tickets and the the
actors were holding on to them that's a great movie script yeah that should have been the tfm
movie if like what happens if the play like the pledges win the lottery dude okay another
the actors wouldn't give the ticket up you're like oh yeah and then you guys lost and then
they're winning ticket they just keep for themselves or whatever yeah i guess there's some
legal recourse to that that that's pretty funny um yeah you know it wouldn't go down seamlessly um
god can you imagine if this was real though like this kid like you stay through pledship right
you finish out you don't or do you draw i mean what do you do everything you can be like
it depends how much they're taking home right if they're pulling it they got to split up between what
like 40 50 guys like you're a millionaire but you're not maybe maybe it's not generational fucking
wealth. I mean, I think. But you're still a multimillionaire. So there's two winners,
along with everyone else in your pledge class. There's two winners. Let's say like low end.
They're splitting like 400 mil. Yeah. Before taxes. So talking, let's call it 10 mil a pop, 10 mil
a kid. You're not, you're not finishing, like the rest of pledship isn't going to be normal.
Like, you can't, you can't haze us. You can't haze us. You can't haze us. You can't
The actives versus the pledges?
Yeah, initiate us right now.
Can you imagine, like, how resentful the activists would have been?
Oh, my God.
There would be, like, there would be a crew of actives who were like, no, some of that's ours.
Like, some of that goes to the chapter.
Like, we get a cut of that too.
It would be, it would kill the fraternity.
It would, right.
It would tear them apart.
It would tear them apart.
It would tear them apart for sure.
Holy shit.
That's so funny.
Oh, that poor kid.
I would probably cry.
If I thought I lost it or won the lottery and then.
You still broke?
Oh.
You still got to use your swipes at the dining hall.
Oh, you still have eight more weeks of pledship, too?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Where's fucking play class ever?
What a great prank, man.
You got to go to house queen up tomorrow?
The next day at house cleanup, ma'am, just all-time bad vibes.
You got to pick up Griffo, Taco Cabana at 2 a.m.
You got you going to skip Raj?
We're still not going to pay you back for the Taco Cabana run.
You're going to go dove hunting?
You know, all the actives are just being calling him like Bezos and Mosque and Warren Buffett the rest of the pledge him.
Oh, what's up, Bezos?
Mr. Moneybacks.
Oh, my God.
Poor kid.
That's just good.
That's cruel.
But it's great.
But hilarious.
Allegedly.
Did you find that post?
I don't see.
I haven't found anything online.
I tried looking, but I do think it's fake.
Oh, it's fake.
I went to there.
I went to CBT's Instagram.
I didn't see anything.
It might have been on their story.
It's not available anymore, but I don't know.
That's hilarious.
That's hilarious.
And this is going around.
You want to talk New City logo or you want to talk Karen?
Let's talk Karen.
Philly Karen.
Dude, can you play this video?
It's from the Phillies game.
Phillies are good, by the way.
Kind of a wagon.
Yeah, so you have a home run.
It's a home run, right?
I think it looks like a home run ball.
so home run ball goes in in the stands and there's a dad there with his son who looks to be 12-ish
and there's a scramble for the ball and it lands in front of this woman who's got the most
Karen hairdo of all time it's a tough scene and he runs over I don't even think he hops rows
it's on his row he runs over there grabs the ball bring it brings it back to his very happy son
by the way
he's not the only person
like there's another guy going for it as well
that wasn't associated with her
so it wasn't like he's the only one
this woman because the ball hit right in front of her
thought she was entitled to the home run ball
so she runs over to this dad
and just gives him an absolute earful
in front of his kid
he's hot by the way
he's like behind the kid
has like the sweetest like dad moment with him
has his arms around the kid
oh yeah
look at that it's perfect she grabs him she does she doesn't see her coming he's startled he's embracing
his son like day made right you get a home run ball at the philly's game this is he's going to put that on
his mantle on his shelf in his room and it's going to be there forever they're going to remember this
but this woman doesn't know the proper etiquette here number one a ball that is on the on the ground
in the stadium a foul or a home run ball is up for grabs until someone snatches it
it. If it hits in front of your seat, that just means you have a better chance of getting it. It
doesn't guarantee you the ball, right? This guy runs over, grabs it, doesn't pull it out of
anyone's hand. He does grab it in front of them, brings it back to his kid. That's where she
messed up the first time. Second time, everyone knows that if you get a ball in a stadium like this,
it goes to the nearest kid. That is proper etiquette. Yeah. And she is clearly unaware of both
of these rules. And so she is, she became the main character on Twitter over the weekend.
He clearly knows Ball. He had been tracked, he tracked this home run. I have not seen the
actual home run, but like he knew, I'd love to see where it landed if it like bounced into
there or if it just landed on the seat right there. Well, you can see you can see it. You can
change anything. You can. Oh, you can. Oh, yeah. It doesn't change anything, but I'm just,
he doesn't rip it out anyone's hand. It's on the ground and he picks it up. And you can hear her just
giving this guy an absolute earful in front of his kid who's like what is going on here he's
confused he was excited to get a ball and the guy wants to be over the situation just gives the
ball to her and says get out of my face so now he's getting he's getting roasted by like the
worst Twitter accounts you know like being like this guy this guy just taught his son a terrible
lesson this guy gave it no that's that's there's a lot of like alpha anon uh Twitter accounts
It's probably a Chinese or Russian bots
just trying to so discontent
I think the majority of the internet
is on the guy's side
and washing her
They are but there's still the worst people you know
are like well this guy's a cuck
I wouldn't have given it back
like you know tell her
and like oh there would have been fist thrown
It's like really you would have punched this woman
Yeah okay yeah dude
It's like he did
The way that she walked up yelling and grabbed him
He's so startled that he's like whoa
The way he did get startled was a little like
She got in his face
dude she touched him like
insane it's insane to approach a guy all right little sass had a funny tweet over the weekend about
this if you know who little sass is it's a good follow he's a barstool guy he said it's pretty
simple folks if you catch a baseball at a game us folks over at x will make sure your family
abandons you and you lose your job it's just funny how like people won't stop until this woman's
life is like ruined so that which you know we don't want to see that but she
She definitely learned a lesson this day.
Well, dude, like, immediately on Twitter, it's like, all right, Twitter, do your thing.
Yeah, find her.
We got to find her.
And it's like, okay.
Do we have to?
Yes, she sucks, but like also like the rush to like, well, we got to go find out where she works.
And ruin her life.
Dude, the hair, the hair makes this so much better just from a, like, easy to make fun
up standpoint.
What's her husband thinking?
I don't know.
He's like, oh.
He's like, oh, here she goes again.
Like, you know, he's seen this before from her, right?
Dude, you know, manager hates to see her coming.
Oh, my God.
God. Oh, my, yeah, you're right. She, she has, this is not the first time she's confronted someone because she was unhappy about a situation.
The nice thing, though, is I think they, the, like, organization gave the kid a bunch of free stuff. I don't know if you saw this, like a bag of swag. And then I think after, and after the game, they, like, brought him down and got him, signed bad and everything.
See, that, that's, there's always a good ending to these stories. Wait, am I crazy or did this go down? This happened in Florida at the Marlins game, like at the Marlins Stadium.
So I think they, like, I'm pretty sure.
So they, they, like, gave him a bunch of stuff.
I think maybe Marlin's stuff, but then, like,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was, okay.
So Marlins' organization's actually the one who kind of.
But the dad and son also had Philly stuff on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So they're Phillies fans, but I think it was.
They're both Philly fans.
And so was she for the record.
Yeah, she has a jersey on.
That's crazy.
So, like, it worked out great for them that, like,
a home run ball is nice and all,
but being able, like, go meet the players and get, like,
oh, yeah, this kid's getting hooked up.
And also, it's the best thing that could have happened.
Looks like Adam Sandler was there for some reason.
What's going on back there?
There's like two of them?
Yeah, she learned a lesson.
Man, that's crazy.
But she, yeah, baseball etiquette is, there are layers to it.
If I'm the Phillies, I'm bringing, I'm like making this kid.
I'm letting him throw out first pitch, like next home game, next homestan.
This kid's throwing out, like this, they have to do more with this kid.
I think they've taken pretty good care of them so far.
They need to, they need to rally.
This needs to be their rally.
rally monkey thing
I just noticed
that the guy who brought
the bat to him as a Philly
I don't know who that is
but he plays for the Phillies
that's cool
yeah
that's so what are you doing
lady
God the haircut
in the glasses
it just
what would you do
if you're the dad
like
because like
you realize
like this woman's hot
hot as in like heated
and it's like
okay this situation
I could really escalate this
but I don't give it to you
like she might get physical
The way she already touched him, dude.
I think I would spend about 30 seconds pleading with her.
Like, look, it's for my son.
I grabbed the ball, fair and square.
It's for my son.
If she stayed in my face like that, I think I would have done with this with this dad did.
Like, just, okay.
I'm over this situation.
Please get away from us.
I was thinking about this as well.
If she was with her similarly aged kid and she was about to get it and he got it.
Different story.
It does change things.
It doesn't excuse her behavior.
No.
But she does have a leg to stand on in the argument there.
But, I mean, like, if you would have ripped it out of her hands, yeah, but I think this is fair game.
She's a grown woman with her husband and there's no kid around.
He grabbed the ball fair and square.
He was tracking that ball.
He got into position.
Does she expect if a ball lands in front of her seat?
Did she expect everyone to stay away until she has time to go pick up?
That's not how it works.
Nah.
She's a grown woman that chose that haircut.
That's all we have to know.
Do you remember the Rangers green home run ports at the old ballpark, like the grass, the ground in like center field, that they would hit balls on?
to and people would hop the rail and go running.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was, like, really dangerous.
It was.
People would always bust their ass because running for balls.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's crazy, man.
You just, you just have to know, like, on paper, you just always defer to a kid.
Always.
Always.
She was hot.
Yeah.
Has she been, do we know anything?
Has she spoke to anyone through her lawyer yet?
I don't know.
There's, and I haven't seen in this thread, but her just, like, getting back to her seat and, like,
she's just flipping off the crowd
because everyone's just jeering at her and stuff.
Oh, yeah.
I can't see if I can find out.
There's a lot of photoshopps of her being Gallum.
Yeah, that's one.
Lord of the Rings play.
There was a video where she turns into Gallum.
I saw that.
I think Will sent me and like.
Tough scene.
Tough scene.
Dude, what was she going to?
I mean, that's so embarrassing.
Oh, there's already.
There's already, like, Halloween cost.
Oh, that's so good.
That's really good.
oh man oh yeah don't be a karen that's just that's embarrassing for all parties involved
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You know, just blame that on the heat in here.
There's a little wobble.
I think the air conditioning went back out.
Yeah, it did.
It's heated up significantly.
Yeah.
Let's talk about this trash Austin logo and they get the hell out of here.
People are, people are pissed.
This is a Austin specific story, but it is kind of funny.
So the city of Austin, I guess, is that been the logo for as long as you've been in Austin night?
It has been, but I didn't.
It's just a crest.
I didn't realize that that was the official Austin logo.
Yes, I have seen that everywhere going on.
It is like an old school crest that you're like, all right, yeah.
1939, okay. Very specific. Well, the city did a little rebrand. It went to the Cracker Barrel route.
Yeah. We got new. We got modern. We got minimalistic.
Got Hartford Whalers colors, which I dig. I do dig the color scheme. Anybody hating on that is in the wrong. But it stinks, man.
Like when I first saw it was like
Is it supposed to try to look like the penny
Brackardge? Is that what's going on there?
I had that thought and I thought that like the blue
representing like the river that runs through the city
Okay maybe that's what that is yeah
Well I don't think any of that's accurate
It has something to do with Austin FC
That's why they chose the green
Yeah which that kind of bugged me
I don't like the city is going all in on Austin FC
Yeah also a lot of people have questions asked to why
Why this logo cost a million dollars?
Yeah, 1.1 million.
And I am someone who also does not understand.
Like you hire a marketing firm.
Do you come up with a logo for you?
But why a million dollars for this?
So if you told me this was like a $50,000 logo,
I'm not that, I'm really not that upset about it.
I don't think it looks, I don't think it's that bad.
But when you do put the price tag on it and the fact that it's been like years in the making.
I just picture, like, whichever marketing agency did this, like, they get a, you know, an RFP from the city of Austin, like new logo design.
Oh, oh, it's the government.
I don't know, million dollars to see if they do it.
Because this, this was, this was not a million dollar job.
Saying that Austin needs to be doged?
I'm saying it's money not well spent.
A million dollars, I guess, in the scheme of things for, you know, city government is not a ton of money, but a million dollars for this.
I made our logo for free.
Randy or Ricky could have done this in like a week or less, and it would have looked lit.
We would have charged much less.
Yeah.
So hit us up next time, City of Austin.
Representative Chip Roy blasted the project during an appearance on the Will Kane show saying city leaders want to go spend a million dollars on a rebrand, get rid of a cross, and make it some sort of, you know, woke-looking band.
Oh, God.
There's nothing woke about it.
How is it woke?
I think you're right.
What is he talking about?
They got rid of the cross, and now they got this.
I didn't, I didn't even notice the cross until you just said that.
Right there.
They got rid of that, and they went woke.
Also a little, what was it a, a genie lamp?
Yeah, a teep.
What do you call that?
What is that?
That's just a lamp.
I mean, I think it's an old oil lamp.
Old oil lamp, okay.
Anyway, it looks like a new app.
I didn't even notice at the top of this crest was the Capitol building.
That's kind of cool, the old one at least.
Yeah, the old thing was, it was fine.
Budget documents show the total rebrand, like Don't said, 1.1, including 200K for the design, 640,000 for vendors.
What does that mean?
And 115,000 for a public awareness campaign.
Well, the public's aware right now, I can tell you that much.
The logo itself reflects the hills, rivers, and bridges that serve to connect us to one another.
The colors were inspired by surrounding environments.
violet crown skies and the green canopies of our parks and trails designer DJ stout of
pentagram ooh have people grab people need to jump on to that they remove the cross and
use pentagram interesting the ultimate design by committee Austin is a little liberal island
politically does oh that's a deal okay I don't know if he actually designed that just might be
another designer either way that this New York Post article quotes one resident it says
residents blasted the redesign online the new logo sucks it looks like a homeless tent one told
kx ann and that is the only quote okay oh another quote on instagram said bruh with four
ages it's lame it but then again i didn't know that we had an official logo to begin with
and that it was that crest so to be clear you're saying it's lame because they went woke
yeah yeah
it's also gonna go broke now too
that's usually how it goes
I think we might already be broke
I think the budget
they need to use rocket money
I don't know
they do need rocket money
to spend a million dollars
on a new logo
I saved it
Rocket money would have dinged them
and hey you guys spent
way too much on this rebrand
yo what if rocket money
just said an email
I just said yo that's crazy
bruh
all right
that's tough
talking more ball tomorrow
I'm just trying to
I'm trying to, like, justify it in my head, just not even putting a price tag on it.
Could I like it?
I don't, I don't, I just, it's too modern.
I like the colors.
The colors I dig.
Whatever.
Tomorrow, let's talk, we'll talk more ball.
NFL specifically, I guess, right?
Well, we're talking college, too.
I want to talk a little bit more.
Maybe have bread in.
Okay.
Let's talk a little ball.
But we'll talk, uh, got some other things you're going to talk.
Hopefully to be cooler in here, but we're doing, we're doing cold calls tomorrow afternoon.
Hard two.
Hard two.
Hard to.
All right.
All right.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
Thank you.