Circling Back - Pink Sauce And Horny Algorithms With Micah Wiener

Episode Date: July 27, 2022

Our old friend/producer Micah Wiener joins us to discuss Elon, A-Rodg, horny algorithms, Russell Wilson's training camp fit/ride, pink sauce taking over tiktok, and the city of the future.  (13:20) Micah’s Minute (20:00) Truck Month In Denver (25:45) New IG good or bad (33:00) Pink Sauce? (43:33) Saudis Big City (57:22) This Weekend In Fun  Support Our Sponsors: EarlyBirdCBD- 20% off everything on earlybirdcbd.com - STEAM --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we are back it's a circling back podcast presented by Vizzy Hard Seltzer, the only hard seltzer with vitamin C from Superfruit Acerola. I'm Dave. I'm hosting. You guys should probably know me by now. It'd be weird if you didn't. But if you're new here, I'm Dave. I don't normally host. Will's in Michigan. So we've got a special guest. We'll get to him in a moment. Joining me in studio, as always, it's Randy Trumbacki. As always, it is me. me hello david thanks for having me on for the little time i'll be on today also joining us is dylan chivary uh hello dave very happy to be here randy how about you just get your little stupid announcement out of the way so hold on let's introduce everyone dylan does not want randy on the show today he's made that pretty

clear here we are a minute in and people think you're like an actual part of the episode and it's going to throw everybody off. All the new listeners today, yes, they think that I am a constant host, but I am a constant host on Do You Know It? A game show that was on Patreon yesterday. Go check it out. Very cool. Special guest joining us in studio.

You guys know him from LinkedIn and his previous career as producer of the Touching Base podcast, the Ross Boland podcast. Power Plant. Power Plant, Backdoor Cover, among other things. Jump to Champ. I'm trying to get your own plugs out of the way.

Mike is Read of the Week. Mike is Read of the Week if you're a newsletter person. I hope you are because look out. It me. It's Michael Weiner. Hi, everybody it's uh great to be here as i've told dave and dylan and the whole crew i will not be doing plugs as a bit

today so if you were turned off by that the last time you know don't skip ahead to next week's episode we're good i will get in a plug or two yeah to be clear he will plug his shit but we're not going to keep track of them. But it'll be successful. It's not going to be a thing. It was 19. The caveat of as a bit really does a lot of work in that. It's great to be here with you guys.

Thank you for having me. And it's always a thrill. Always a thrill. Thank you for joining us today, Micah. Yeah, it's wonderful. It's great. I love it. I'm sorry that Will can't be here.

He said he's having a good time. It's summertime in Northern Michigan. He's rubbing shoulders with some big Michigan players. We'll let him tell that story next week. Didn't his concert just get canceled in North Dakota? Kid Rocks. Talking Kid Rock? Yeah. Yeah, due to high winds. Oh.

Wind, darling. Anyway, Micah, we're happy to have you, but you are following one of the most electric episodes we've ever done with Dan Register and Barrett Dudley yesterday only on Patreon. Whoa. Thoughts on that? Thoughts on being the guy who's rounding out the week? Because I don't think we got a guest tomorrow. Ross is moving, as you know. Oh, yes. Ross is using my mover. tell me about that because he was tweeting about it wait are they hunky and and in college no they're not they're not well they're hunky but

they're not in college um no as as you guys know perhaps i did the the ross boland show ross boland podcast uh 500th episode a couple weeks ago. It was the first time I'd been on the show since the end of Grand X. And it was nice. Ross and I caught up. We had a nice chat. And he said he was moving. I said, I got just the guy.

It's my man, Robert. I don't know Robert's last name. He recently moved me to my new home in dripping springs which was great he came with a three-man crew him and two other dudes that cost extra yes it was more than i was quoted previously but they did a great job i'm not even touching that day thank you to have a three-man crew that's a lot of dude robert might be the world's strongest man he is a literal ox i've never seen anyone carry the things that robert can carry so shouts to robert man he is a literal ox i've never seen anyone carry the things that robert can carry so shouts to robert if he's a local business do you pay him in u.s currency

or do you give him like some feed and some water you set out a trough for him yeah he preferred water and and cash so that's actually venmo is what he preferred so that's what we did oh oh i love it sounds like he's reporting that income. If you ask me what the name of his company is, I don't know. Is his name, is his giant white moving van marked in any way? No, it is just white. I don't know his last name. Does Uncle Sam know about his business?

I don't know. He's got two or three businesses. He also owns or is a partner in a hookah lounge. Me too. Anyway, Robert's a great guy. And at one point, we loaded all of our belongings into his truck. And then I was like, all right, I'll see you at the house. And I took off and I beat him there.

And then I realized, I don't know anything about this man. And if he just drove away with everything that we own, that would be unfortunate. That would be quite the operation. That would really be something. Some bad reviews. Pretend to be a mover and just steal a whole household. You'd have to go on Nextdoor and lodge a complaint. And to tie it back to this podcast, I first met Robert because Danny, my former landlord in the pool house.

Ah, yes, yes, yes. He came up yesterday. Hired Robert several times to move women in and landlord in the pool house. Ah, yes, yes, yes. He came up yesterday. He hired Robert several times to move women in and out of the pool house. So Robert was like on speed dial. And he was like, just call Robert. And now Robert is now connecting to the Ross Boland experience. Robert sounds like he might have a role as a security architect for like a meth operation out of New Mexico.

I wouldn't, I wouldn't go there. I would support Robert. He does a nice job. He moves fast. He's very kind. I will say one other thing though, any three man moving team,

one of those, and it doesn't matter if they are the, the hunks of college or the guy, Robert and his unmarked band, the hunks of college. Don't call it a college honks. Okay. He classed up the names.

One of the three guys will suck. Like this one guy walked right in the front door, even though I said going through the garage. The first thing, first piece of equipment, or the first piece of furniture, and just scraped up the entryway. And then like the other guys, Robert is carrying a TV console

that is the size of this room on his shoulder. He's a literal ox. Like an ox. And his third guy. He's a centaur. His third guy is literally walking in with two throw pillows. And I'm like, what? You're not keeping up with the rest of the squad here.

Micah, you don't have to disclose this, but did any of the movers bleed on any of your furniture? I don't believe so. We got some college hunk blood on our couch. We got hunk blood. Could they also be professional boxers? And who are they he's going to defeat? Oh, yeah. We did have a mover who moved us into this new office

who was showing me the key to beating Canelo. The same hunk who bled on the couch. He did bleed on the couch. He's a bleeder. We sold the couch. He's a real young bleeder. Turns out. Or did you?

Not because of the hunk blood, just because we needed to get rid of it. Mike, if you ever face Canelo for any reason, turns out you just got to pop the jab a little bit. Yeah, it's like,

I always thought of that, yeah. It's good to know that when that fight comes along, I always tell people, you know, Micah, you fought a fighter from Bellator. You're a professional cage fighter.

And I say, I am retired until that right bag of money shows up. The money's right. If the money's right, I'm 10 minutes away from being off the couch and back in the ring. So if Canelo, if you're listening, Canelo Alvarez, I know you're coming off of a loss. You might want to get a little easier opponent, somebody who's on a little bit of a, might have a little ring rust.

I am available to fight you for the right amount of money, and I will call our college honk bleeder, who will give me the tips to whip your ass. Micah, you got to think that phone call's not coming. He's got Triple G coming up in a couple months. Well, maybe after Triple G. You think he needs a little tune-up fight before Triple G? Yeah.

You and Triple G have a lot in common. A little fist exhibition between now and Triple G might be in order. You did get second place in that jiu-jitsu tournament. That is true. Two different weight classes, actually. Yeah, that's true. That's pretty impressive. A lot of people in that tournament, right?

Top two. Hey, Randy, what are you doing here? What's this about? Get out of here. I'm making an announcement. All right, go ahead. So this is going to be our last free episode of Circling Back on the Wash Media YouTube. We're doing a little bit of YouTube change up strategy here.

So we're not stopping video for the podcast, but we are going to be making separate channels for each show now. So if next week is starting Monday, August 1st. now so if next week starting monday august 1st so if you guys are looking for the episodes for all of our podcasts and go to wash me as youtube they will not be there so if subscribe to your favorite podcast channel there will be one for circling back too much dip sunday scaries and mail-in and we'll be uploading everything there we're just trying to work with youtube's algorithm everything so wash media's youtube channel is still going to exist. That's where we're going to be doing all our original content and live streams. So, stay subscribed.

And actually, if you're not subscribed, go subscribe. But yeah, that's where we're going to be doing all of our new stuff. So, be looking out that all old episodes will remain on this YouTube channel, Wash Media. But going forward, everything else after Monday will be on their own separate channels. That's funny. All right. That was hilarious. Thanks, Randy.

That's about it. So live streams will stay on in Washington, D.C. I think that's your walk-off music. Do you want to announce the live stream, too, since we're talking live stream? I do. Thanks. We're doing a live stream tomorrow. We got DJ from The Brunch Podcast, our good friend DJ.

Pete can't make it, unfortunately, but it's going to be Shark Week. Are you guys familiar with this, Shark Week? It's a play on Shark Week, Micah, and we're doing charcuterie boards. We're ranking them. Yes, this is a theme. It is a theme. You've done this before. I think I was a part of one of those at one point.

I was a part of a breakfast ranking live stream. Oh, yes. The breakfast one. Breakfast for dinner situation. That's right. It's a dank breakfast we saw. I hate the term dank. I love it.

I don't want to fight with you. Our shrooms guy at the taco place we go to, he says dank. And so that's what I say. Oh, you mean the Detroit mushroom guy? No, a different mushroom guy no different no it's a guy one of our favorite uh local breakfast spots he um he also doubled he works the counter there but also doubles as a shrooms dealer oh okay well if you're naming the place rooms then yes or or marijuana you can use the term dank if you were if you're referring to food

it's just gross just don't do do that. One time I ordered there. It was so great. He walked up. He goes, this looks dank. I was there. This happened. Now I say it. I got the ranchero breakfast, of course.

It's over medium sausage. I won't even ask where this is happening. I know you're a big Monty's breakfast guy, so that's probably what we're talking about. Yeah. The funny thing about that was he probably sees about, I don't know, 50 of those made per day. And just this one caught his eye. And he's like, dude, this is the one. They made it extra dank for me.

This one got. Extra dank for daddy. This one had a little dank on the side. Well, I guess a huevos rancheros would be. A little pink sauce. Kind of by definition dank because it would be moist and wet. Jesus. What are you doing?

I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I just went OJ there. I'm sorry. I don't even know what happened. It's okay. It happens, man. Yeah, so hey, Shark Week tomorrow evening, 7 o'clock.

7 CST, Randy. That's Central Standard Time. Nope, it's Daylight Time. Whatever. Chicago Time. Nope, it's Daylight Time. Whatever. Chicago Time. Wash Media YouTube. If you have a charcuterie board you'd like to submit, please direct message that's DM'd to the kids.

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Hey, Randy. Thanks, man. All right. There he goes. Ooh. I love watching Randy walk away. That man is. He should have plugged his IG.

He's caked up. Can we tell the people what? I don't know what he was talking about. What are you talking about? Can we tell the people what... I don't know what he was talking about. What are you talking about? Can we tell the people what Randy's new bit is? I'm not going to tell them what the bit is, but can we tell them what the bit... How they can identify the bit?

Or do we just let this go? Let's let it happen organically. I'll just say Randy is doing a bit on social media. You may not know it unless you're looking for it. Look for it now. You don't even know it, do you? It's very self-indulging. Oh, yes, I do. I know what it is.

He explained it earlier. I find it repulsive. Do you? Because I feel like it's right up your alley. It's repulsive. Okay. But also kind of sexy. All right.

So we've got Micah here. He really likes this bit. So Micah's here. And something I like to do when Micah's on is just kind of give him the platform. Micah has yet to be deplatformed as much as he'd like to try. And there's a couple things that are topical that I thought Micah might have some takes on. And you can choose either one or you can do both. Do you have any Elon takes or do you have any Aaron Rodgers takes you'd like to get off your chest while we're sitting here. Sure.

I try not to pay attention to Aaron Rogers. We'll start with him. He is, is proven himself not to be a serious person and really has proven himself to be a person that should not be listened to about anything based on the words that he has said. Would you say he's kind of a jackass? I think that's a very fair. Yeah.

I'd call Aaron Rodgers a jackass. The fact that he showed up looking like Nick Cage to training camp was, I don't think it was done in an intentional funny manner, but it was kind of funny. If that was a bit, that's a pretty good bit. It was definitely a bit. What, you think it was coincidence? You think it just looks like that now? Yes. If, if that was a bit, that's a pretty good bit. It was definitely a bit. You think, you think it was coincidence? It just looks like that now.

Yes. Yes, I do. He was also in Austin last week, hanging out with Aubrey Marcus and John Wolf at, at on it working out. I just, I,

I don't have time for, I, I don't have time for off season NFL news to start, especially for teams. I don't care about. It's just not something that reaches my level of interest. Okay. And anything involving Aaron Rodgers that doesn't involve him

playing football on a Sunday or a Monday or a Thursday, I try to ignore. Do you think he linked with Elon when he was here? Because he wasn't here, as you mentioned, working out at our friends at On friends at on it their facility yes i i don't think he did but i i wouldn't rule it out you know how they have the big do you think elon is a big football guy big pro football guy no something tells me no yeah he's too busy fucking actually apparently he said he hasn't had sex in ages on twitter so tough scene for Okay, so now we're talking about him.

Well, you want some. If you'd like to. You have some Elon takes on you. Yeah, I mean, look, truth be told, Dave, two minutes before we started said, do you have any takes on Elon or Aaron Rodgers? So I haven't had a lot of time to think about these. But Elon continues to show himself to be an unserious person and a clown. I don't know why anyone would be surprised as a man who is obviously a

person with great big ideas who's delivered on some big promises, but mostly lies all the time about pretty much everything would mostly lie and enter into a deal in bad faith with a company as important to us as twitter um yeah i don't care much for for mr musk and his his jack rabbit like fucking so your beef with him is is about backing out of the twitter deal no i i don't even yes actually i guess it is okay he just entered into the deal in such bad faith. The whole maneuver. It kind of seemed like a stunt a little bit. It seemed like a stunt.

Kind of a bit. It seemed insincere. Yeah, several billion dollars bit, and that he would back out. And then the thing that I dislike more than Elon Musk is the Elon Musk fanboys. I don't know if they have a nickname, Muskers or- The Musketeers. The Musk- Musk Nation.

The Musketeers. They bother me because my favorite thing is when news came that he's buying Twitter, the Musketeers, one of which I work with, hi, Logan, was just like, hey- Hi, Logan. You think Logan's listening? No, he has no idea who you guys are. He's good. Let's keep it that way. He's a Zoomer. Anyway, he was just like, oh, well, I think Logan's listening? No, he has no idea who you guys are. He's good. Let's keep it that way. He's a Zoomer.

Anyway, he was just like, oh, well, I think all of social media is about to change. I'm like, why is that? He's like, oh, because Elon's buying Twitter, and he's going to make the algorithm public, and that's going to change the whole way everything happens. Wait, were we talking Web 3? I don't know what he was talking about. Hey, this dude stuck on Web 2. It's so embarrassing. Adam, can you believe it such a web two guy you do have web two vibes

fair enough and then and then i talked to somebody else who was like oh yeah elon twitter's gonna be so much better after elon buys i'm like why is that and he just named like three or four features that he wanted on twitter that he just assumed that since elon is 100 going to institute this so basically the musketeers just take whatever they want and say elon will do it and that's why we love elon mike i gotta interrupt i gotta ask when are we gonna get an edit button on twitter when are you gonna get your cyber truck that you put a thousand dollars down for that said was coming in six months and it's been two and a half years not getting a side you almost got a side deposit down for it that said it was coming in six months, and it's been two and a half years. I'm not getting a cyber truck. You almost got a cyber truck.

I put a deposit down for the Model 3 way back in the day. This was pre-truck. Is Dylan still sending out emails to the other employees at Wash Media in the same tone that Elon is that said, you will be working a minimum, and I mean a minimum, of 40 hours a week in office or else? No, no, no. Are you threatening anybody via email?

Yeah, I hadn't come to that. Non-spawn, but Dylan's using Grammarly now. So his tone is much more upbeat. Big Grammarly guy. If you could put in 40 hours, it'd be pretty cool. Hey, speaking of trucks, have you seen the dick on Russell Wilson? Adam, help us out. Show us the dick, Adam.

I mean, look, it's only fitting that we go from Elon, Tesla truck, to Russell Wilson, training camp truck. I really have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah, me neither. Okay. Well, we're waiting on the image here, hopefully. Do we actually have it? Yeah, it's the Russell Wilson thing. The truck?

Yeah. I thought we were going to see his dick. No, no, no. The joke here is, and it's always a good joke if you have to explain it minutes later um the joke here is that he has a a huge penis because he drives a huge truck oh yeah the the visual is referring to his wagon it is something like his his butt this is i just wanted to point out this is how he arrived to training camp. Russell Wilson is the ultimate try hard. I know where Dylan stands on this guy. Oh, Micah, he is the ultimate boner.

He is just the worst. He just sucks. The juxtaposition. There's no way that's his actual vehicle. No, that's his daily driver, Dylan. That's what he runs over the heb or whatever the heb equivalent in denver is how does kc lights remember kc lights were a thing it was tight how did he lock down sierra sierra because and i don't i don't want to be disrespectful a beautiful woman

and and talented also kind of a try hard uh boner for lack of a better no one talks no one talks about her going from future to Russell Wilson. Different guys. Just different personalities. Could not be more different. One guy might have been a cereal cheater. Also a cereal purple drink sipper. Very open about his lean intake. Very open.

Russell Wilson, the biggest dork in professional sports. I just, I don't, and this is going to sound terrible, so I'm going to say it on a podcast to hundreds of thousands of people russell wilson and sierra when was the last time sierra had a hit song it's it's been like a decade plus she hey she still looks good she looks good that's great dude one two steps still goes all they want to do is is i remember they hosted some charity event on television it's like why why are we picking these two human beings other than they're attractive i just i i'm out i'm out on both

of them we got to discuss i'm really out on russell showing up to training camp in your own jersey if russell wilson is my quarterback if like if i'm on the team like just to be clear that's him you know it's him because he's wearing his jersey. Right. You can identify him quite easily. But he does little to inspire me. I can't – I'm not going to – Well, Dave's Texas Rangers signed him and took him to training – or to spring training just to inspire the team. That was the sales pitch.

It was like, we know he's not going to play baseball, but just when the guys will get around him, they'll see his leadership. Do you think he had anything to say to, I don't know, Adrian Beltre that really helped out Adrian, something he'd never heard before? Wow, never really thought of that. Thank you, Russell Wilson. I don't think so. Yeah, probably not.

Probably not. I just don't think enough is being made about this was his training camp day one fit. And this is the best the Broncos social media team could do. This is on the heels of the Let's Ride, the infamous Let's Ride video. I mean, he has a history of cringy behavior. A history of bonerisms. Of course, running the invisible two-minute offense before a game. Correct. Huddle included.

With no teammates involved. He was just going through the motions. He was calling plays in an invisible huddle. I before a game. Correct. Huddle included. With no teammates involved. He was just going through the motions. He was calling plays in an invisible huddle. I have a prediction. And let's say five to ten years from now. I don't know how much longer Russell Wilson's going to play. He's sort of at the tail end of his prime. He's probably on the way down.

But let's say he's got another five years. Russell Wilson is going to navigate the last two or three years of his career to be an on-television broadcast person, and it will go poorly. He is going to command – one of these networks will pay him tens of millions of dollars. I'm thinking like Drew Brees. He's going to be hyped. He's got a great resume. He's a good-looking guy.

He's a good-looking guy. He's never said anything interesting in his entire life. And he'll get a very high-paying job that he will flame out in in about a year, and no one will care. Remember Drew Brees? Oh, NBC got Drew Brees. Wow, that's awesome. Then they were like, yeah, we're just going to let Drew walk. And people aren't lining up.

Even OutKick isn't just showing up for Drew Brees. He's not hocking limes on the pregame show i can't kick that that being the vehicle is the most perfect thing of all time how is he i i hate i hate him look they're giving look romo got the bag and romo's romo was fun i don't think it he i took a step back last season last season was not a good season for him. But there are just some people that like Drew Brees is going to get the – I just remember had Drew Brees ever said anything interesting in his entire career? We were fans of Drew Brees. He's a local. It's fine.

But no, why would anyone think that he was going to be dynamic on television? I didn't think he was horrible. I just thought he was just a guy. He was just there. He wasn't doing play-by-play or color commentary. He was in the studio holding the football in his suit or whatever. He never really had much.

I forgot all about that, honestly. Russell Wilson was at the dealership buying this vehicle. He was like, I want to add, I want to put a grill on it. Let me see what you got. They opened the brochure. He was like i want to add you know i want to put like a grill on let me see what you got and they opened the brochure and he's like you know what i just want every accessory possible just stuff it all on my vehicle i need a suspension lift no he took that he took that to west coast customs i need the fifth tire on top of the hood i don't know what's

doing that but please do it for me he's probably got a six one on the back what a ridiculous vehicle oh of course it has the snorkel. I'm just now noticing. Yeah, in case he goes underwater. Yeah, just in case you want to drive your truck underwater. You never know. People do all the time. We're flooding. Hey, tell me this. What an asshole. That tire on top of the vehicle. Let's say you get a flat

and that's your only spare. How do you get that thing off? Well, Russell Wilson, notoriously short as well. He probably takes his shirt off and he's like, alright. No, he calls AAA. He tire flips it off the vehicle. Let's fuck. He probably wants to get a flat so he can take it off. No, Russell Wilson is calling AAA, 100%.

He's not tall enough to get that. You can't park in a garage with that thing on top. It's outrageous. You can't do it. Hey, that'd be the only way he ever sniffed AAA. What a douchebag. Oh, he's talking baseball. No, I oh he's talking baseball no i think he's talking basically oh that's good i'm all fired it took me a second that was give me the rock he also gives

me kind of duane wade vibes another guy who like was very successful had a great career much better probably than russell wilson but like takes himself to be some sort of fashion and and entertainment superstar nobody cares about these guys. Also, famously, his wife, Gabrielle Union, talked about the joys of eating ass. Oh. Are we going to talk about Instagram now? You want to plug it?

Oh, well, sure. We can plug my Instagram, at Micah Weiner, M-I-C-A-H-W-I-E-N-E-R. You can also visit MicahWeiner.com today to get started on your home buying journey. I would love to be your certified mortgage advisor. You can join certified backer Corey Self as listeners to this podcast who have worked with me to secure their home via a mortgage. No plugs for bits, though. But no bits. We'll talk about my Instagram, at Michael Weiner.

What I'm seeing a lot of on the reels is just weird, and I don't know if I'm a pervert. I love this. The love has come. Let's dig in. Yeah, let's talk about that. Okay. I just want to share this with other people,

I just want to share this with other people because my algorithm is 100% videos of porn stars appearing on podcasts talking about the most absurd and inappropriate things. I'll just put it that way. Sort of revolting, I think, is maybe the word. I don't know how this happened. I've never liked any of them. I've never maybe the word. I don't know. I don't know how this happened. I've never liked any of them. I've never searched for them. I hate to do this because I want to, you know, I want to believe in the narrative that Micah is just super horny on Instagram and he's double tapping away at all these crazy whatever.

But I can't because I get served really weird shit all the time. And like each day it's like a new theme. I'll get served like a bunch of like Justin Bieber concert videos. Like I don't even listen to Justin Bieber. It's pretty sick though. Okay. I'm getting videos of Dua Lipa. Yeah.

All day long. And I don't. She's very attractive. Okay. I've never. What? Why is that coming to me? It makes no sense.

It really doesn't. I get served like a bunch of like yacht videos. Like, okay, these yachts are really sick. Y'all are complaining. This sounds dope. But some, I'm just saying like it makes no sense. Like the videos they serve to you. So Micah, I don't know why I'm coming to your defense here.

Thank you. But I am. Micah, I've never thought of you as a diabolically horny guy. I'm not Deshaun Watson levels of age. Certainly not. You're just a regular horny guy yeah you're just you're just like every other guy you're just a horny lad i thank you thank you how does this tie in with new instagram i'm not as h as my timeline makes me appear

and i will stand by that well i don't get't get on TikTok anymore because the variety of stuff that gets thrown my way on TikTok is just across the board, man. What do you got? Well, I just opened it up, and here's something, a woman talking about condoms on a podcast called Pillow Talk. I don't understand what's happening. Condoms are very important, despite what some people will tell you. That is a horny feed. I get a lot of these Shakira TikTok dancing videos. I'm genuinely surprised by how horny this feed is.

I can tell you. If you're not watching the video, you got to watch it. It's too much, man. For some reason, Instagram has identified you as a diabolically horny man, and they're serving you what they think you're going to enjoy. And I'm not enjoying it. Are you? No, I'm going to enjoy. And I'm not enjoying it. Are you? No, I'm going to be honest.

I'm not enjoying it. Tell me this. I'm not really enjoying anything on Instagram these days. I don't want to sound like Chrissy Teigen going at the director of product on Twitter, which she did yesterday. But the pivot to video is a loser for me. Tell me this. Is it to the point to where you don't open Instagram in the presence of coworkers or your wife? I'm more considerate of the ramifications that may happen.

If we just get into bed, I'm not moving to open Instagram because things are inappropriately H. things are inappropriately H. Sure. Now my coworkers, they're diabolically H. I'm not trying to out anybody. Don't out anybody. They're H-er than my timeline is.

They're not Deshaun Watson H, but nobody is. Nobody is. Is he going to get like four games? Is that what they said? Seems like an insufficient suspension, but okay. Are you guys running the new Instagram yet? Because I'm not.

Dylan is, right? I am. I honestly didn't even know it was a thing until recently. Yeah, I am. And I got to say, I'm not a fan at all. I kind of hate it, actually. And I'm not the only one. I've seen some chatter, some booty chatter about it on the TO.

People are talking. People are talking. Was a part of the beta and did not care for it at all. I think she disabled it, but she was just like, this is weird. I didn't know you could disable it. I think there's a way to disable it. Yeah. So basically, it looks normal to start, right?

And then if you try to scroll, I'm just holding my phone up right now. I'm not sure you can even see it. It just fills up the whole screen instead of scrolling down it just like blows up to the whole screen and then you scroll it doesn't like i don't know how you just i understand what you're saying so basically you're getting an extra second or two of um eyeball time if you're a content creator because you can't just swipe through is that fair to say we are content creators maybe it just seems to put you into a portal it takes you to a different app what is not what you signed up for hey what is the endless scroll thing that we that were so big at grand x what do we call infinite scroll yeah hell yeah that was then that was the

game changer. Yeah. People are going to be on the site for literally hours just reading. Infinitely. It turns out they weren't. Actually, they stopped coming all together, believe it or not. Okay. Not bad.

Well, we had some good blogs. Some of the sites. We did some blogging. Let's talk about our good friends at Early Bird. Oh, hell yeah. Early Bird CBD, Early Bird gummies. You've heard us talk about them. It's a recreational hemp product and they contain roughly 2.5 milligrams of natural THC and roughly 12.5 milligrams of CBD in each gummy. They are formulated for fun and make you feel good you know every batch is individually tested so you can see exactly how strong they are too and do you look as such do you look before when you open a new one i do i do too i go for the big boys you do

you would yeah anything over all this fucking raw oh these are gonna be dank uh i take one quite literally every weeknight it's it's like o'clock comes around. I'm taking one. I'm watching an episode of The Boys, Adam. You know what's up. I'm very topical. People like The Boys. Not really late on it. It's a good show.

I don't do superhero stuff, but I know it's anti-superhero. This is watching it too. Yeah, but it's like anti-hero. Anyway, helps me fall asleep. I track my sleep quality with one of these apps, the wrist thing, the whoop thing. And my sleep quality is phenomenal when I take an early bird CBD. That's true story. I too am obsessed with early bird. I took one last sign as I do pretty much every night. They make me just very calm and in a little bit high,

not like too much high in control high, but I feel great. And I sleep so well. I go to bed early is the best, best thing in my night routine. Yeah. And more importantly than how good the product is, they were pretty much our first sponsor when we launched the new venture, the Wash Media Empire. Not pretty much. They were. They were. And not only were they our first sponsor, they let us use their studio for basically nothing. They paid us in cash too.

They paid us in cash they paid us in cash did you report that income dylan i did good believe it or not very cool early bird also a proud sponsor and a supporter of mind of micah and backdoor covered so they're supporting mwbk as well shouts to our friends over there they're it's awesome man It's a really great product. It ships to all 50 states. It's fantastic. I can't recommend it highly. And yes, the THC is actual THC, if you're confused. You will fail a drug test. This is something I was told.

The reason it is legal is because it is derived from the hemp plant. That's right. Not from marijuana. Yeah, it's like the perfect amount of THC you're allowed to have with a CBD product. It's a microdose. I look at it as a microdose. I'm sure that's how they refer to product. And that's why I look at it as a micro dose. I'm sure that's how they refer to it. And that's all I need. I feel great. It's a recreational micro dose. I love it. Shouts to our friends over there.

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Thank you for spelling that. STEAM. STEAM. That would be a good club name. Steam. It's just sweaty in there. Austin's hottest. It's just that.

Literal hottest club. We keep it at 84 degrees in there. It's just a dance floor. Everyone's just all moist and dank. Some might say. It's just like a sauna. It's like a Rogan sauna. He's got to crank up to 220.

It's nothing but those infrared red lights. The infrared sauna. You ever done one of those yeah they had one on it i used to do it every day when i trained there did it help no it's just i mean i got sweaty it's it's a sauna you think a raj dabbles in sauna i think he probably does i'm a cold plunge guy did you know that depends what a shaman tells him to do probably at this point i did not know you're a cold plunger. Yeah.

Do you have one at your house? He did it once on vacation. He's a cold plunge guy now. Correct. Don't listen to him. Yeah, facts. Lit. I would like to go swim with you at, what's the cold one?

Is it Deep Eddy the cold one or Barton Springs? Well, they're both. Barton Springs is colder. Mike has a Sunday swim guy. Well, Deep Eddy comes from the same spring. Trust me, it's colder. Is it not as cold? No, it's not. I went the other day. It's not as cold. Cool. No, it's not. I went the other day.

It's not as cold. Cool. Really? It's chilly. I only dabble in sub-60, but we'll see. You're going to have to find a cold plunge somewhere. I guess I am. Aubrey was selling them on Instagram for a while.

I saw that. There was a giveaway. It's basically just like a freezer that you stick in your garage and then you fill it with water. That's what it looked like. Apparently, there's a hack. I love hacks, life hacks, everything. You can buy a meat freezer and you can just fill it up and it works the same.

It'll hold the temp. Here's another way you can do it. You just take a bunch of ice, fill your bathtub up. Boom, cold plunge. Who's got, I guess, money bags over here can afford that. I mean, the price of ice. A Val Kilmer over here's ice is probably a lot cheaper than chilling a cold plunge.

Well, yeah, you do what you want to do, man. Hey, why don't you just let me do my thing? You guys seen this pink sauce? I need to know more about this pink sauce. Adam, when you get set, can you pull up the pink sauce story? I've been seeing this trending. I'm a big guy who follows trends. And we don't have to play it, but I just wanted you guys to get an eye for what this pink sauce is.

Can you play it without the audio? So we don't distract people? I'd like to hear it. I'd like to see this. I don't know if it's worth it. We're looking at the pink sauce. People are like, what's pink sauce? Okay.

A TikTok person, a noted TikTok personality, I believe her name is Chef Pii, P-I-I. She says, pronounce P. Chef P, should have known. She just developed this proprietary in-house pink sauce and then posted it on TikTok. She had like 800 followers. And then she blew up and she blew up so hard that she decided to start selling it. And problem is when she sold it, there is milk in the product. She did not ship it refrigerated. So it was going out across the country in like bag shipping containers and people were getting it. It was exploded when they got it.

People were posting it on TikTok, posting it on Twitter. And now it's a whole thing. And apparently it tastes like like ranch and there's even an la times article about it uh can i read the ingredients real quick i'd love you to the pink sauce website lists the condiments main ingredients as honey chili garlic sunflower seed oil and dragon fruit aka pitaya products early label oh sorry a pop-up ad just got in my way. Let me delete that. It said the early label had a more complete list, however. Water, sunflower seed oil, raw honey,

distilled vinegar, garlic, Pattaya, pink Himalayan sea salt, and less than 2% dried spices, lemon juice, milk, like Dave said, and citric acid. She then later changed the label to, say, dry milk as opposed to just milk. And now you have to refrigerate the sauce. You know who else went to dry milk or powdered milk? The founder.

The founder of McDonald's, Micah. You remember that. If we were to read a recap of that, where could we find that? It's nice. The Archive of Post-Grad Problems. It is my single favorite blog you ever wrote, Dave. Pretty much you and 2,500 other people have read it, and I appreciate it. Dave's review of The Founder.

It was actually a pretty good piece of content. I felt good about it. I got a kick out of it. I got a kick out of it. The pink sauce, none of those ingredients really sound like they would create a coherent sauce that I would want to put on anything. No, no. But it is pink. It is pink. You consider yourself somewhat of a libertarian, so you don't think that this should be regulated.

Look, the joke is on all of us because we're making fun of chef pie if you don't think it's chef p chef p i'm sorry if you don't think they used to call god damn it back to college for a different hold on you know i'm fist bumping i do know that story it's funny um over there on dorn island fist bumping dorn the the joke is on all of us, because this woman is clearly going to trademark pink sauce, and Heinz will be making it, or Unilever, or it'll be on the shelf of HEB before the end of the year. That's my prediction. And she'll be rich, and so I'm happy for her.

Perhaps her shipping methods could be rich. And so I'm happy for her. Perhaps her shipping methods could be improved. But there will be a way to make this shelf stable, and this woman will win. And we all lose. Hey, so I don't want to knock the hustle here, you know? Yeah. It's a girl boss who's trying to win, and apparently she is. She responded to some of the backlash with a video, and she weirdly went on a rant about how it's affecting her and how her child has an EpiPen. And she actually tells her child, who's off-camera, to go get the EpiPen.

And she's like, we can't even go to Benihana because he's got an allergy, a seafood allergy. Not sure what that has to do with the pink sauce, but she's really trying to put up a force field, like a shield. Like, look, my kid's got an EpiPen. She's going like Steve Bannon and just flooding the zone with shit. Everyone deserves a right to go to Benihana, though. Honestly, the biggest glaring omission in Austin is that there's not a Benihana. We used to have one. What happened?

I don't know. Do you think that she could have a backyard Benihana situation? What is that called? You guys have seen this oh yeah you participate in these right where the that's not you're supposed to once yeah the chef comes and and throws shrimp in your mouth geez at the same time which one does he do first what's our problem no no it's not that funny the hibachi at home some might say i do it so some this woman's gonna sell enough pink sauce that she can have no no shellfish there and her children can eat chicken or whatever it'll be fine i would just not take my kid to many yeah there's probably not something worth complaining about but she probably knows

the virality of, of what she's doing. Yeah. Would we be talking about her if she was just a woman selling pink sauce? Probably not. Yeah. Probably not. Um, I don't know. I feel like we should, once we get a little bit more, um, information on what's, what's being served, because as you noted, the nutritional label has all sorts of errors on it. It said that there was 444 servings in one bottle. One bottle, $20. That's a lot. It's a typo.

She's like, yeah, we screwed that up. Kind of a big one. But we should get some pink sauce here. You know, I'm the guy who does the snack runs for the office. It's kind of in my job description, and I could maybe make that happen. I'm not going to try the pink sauce, man. Don't our friends at Hat Creek have a pink sauce? They don't call it pink sauce, but it is a pink fry sauce.

Yeah. Is it pink? It's pink. It's the color of mayonnaise mixed with ketchup. Pink. That's pink. What's the McDonald's secret sauce? Thousand Island and mayonnaise or something?

I don't know what you're talking about. The thing is, it's a secret. Yeah. Well, the McDonald's secret sauce? Thousand Island and mayonnaise or something? I don't know what you're talking about. The thing is, it's a secret. Yeah. Well, the word's out. The founder spilled the beans and then he stole that guy's wife famously at the piano bar. Remember that scene? Legendary. Ray Kroc.

Shouts to him. That's the name I was looking for. Adam, can we get the city of the future up before we get into our weekends and fun? I don't know if you guys have been following this, but our friends in Saudi Arabia, they're about to launch. What do you mean? Go ahead. Why wouldn't they be? I don't know.

Why would they be, Dave? How many Saudis are you friendly with? Our president fist bumped the uh mbs well there's monkey pox and stuff out there you got to be careful you want to shake hands hey do y'all want to get in some early monkey pox takes before it because you know we had the early covid takes that didn't age well i had some of those on uh on backdoor cover i was i was they were bad i deleted the episode do you have any uh you have any monkey pox i have no so some of my very h co-workers keep saying that monkey pox is only sexually transmitted is that

true no i think it is it can be because it's like by touching but i don't i don't know i honestly don't know enough about it to speak intelligently so of course let's talk about it it's what this podcast is pretty much what we do people ask what this podcast is. That's pretty much what we do. When people ask what this podcast is about, I'm like, look, you're not going to learn anything. And if you learn something, it's nothing useful. Let's talk about our friends in Saudi Arabia. Because I don't even want to start on monkey pox. Okay.

It's like chicken pox, but instead of chicken, it's monkey. Okay. You know what I mean? Did you all have chicken pox as a kid? Yeah. Did you have to take an oatmeal bath or whatever i don't remember how what we did but uh is that a thing anymore parks never had it no there's there's a uh imagine this there's a vaccine that works

oh yeah and so people don't have chicken pox anymore it was it was like a rite of passage growing up you get it once you never get it it again. Yeah, and people are taking like – moms are taking candy out of one kid's mouth and put them in the other so they can get them sick at the same time. Every one of the house gets chicken pox. Let's get over with. Okay. Whole squad got the pox.

Yeah, whole squad on that pox shit. Yeah, I remember getting chicken pox. I can remember when my parents had someone come over to try to get it from me. Because I was sick and like- That's so weird. It was weird. Looking back on it, it doesn't seem like a good idea. Yeah.

Anyway. Much of pox, though, huh? Saudi Arabia. So what's this city? It's a concept for a new city. They're building an entire city along a single line, 100 miles long, and just 200 meters wide. That is vehicle-less. No cars.

Correct. 100% renewable energy. Part of our green initiative. We're calling it the Green New Deal, Micah. How do you get from one side to the other? Is there a train? Probably some kind of tram situation. Wow.

But if it's only 200 meters wide, that's two football fields. That's not a lot of... That's why it's called a line. that's two football fields that's not a lot of that's why it's called a line it's just like a why why don't you look at the picture no i'm looking at the picture i this is weird i don't understand how this works flanked by 500 meter high mirrored walls officials say the megastructure will offer up to nine million residents a temperate climate and short commutes all powered by 100 renewable energy hey sign me up man the traffic here geez climate controlled uh this heat out here dave it's killing me you know the saudis are famous for um well for a lot of things but also for air conditioning the

outside correct which is ironic so i guess they're just going to put it all inside climate controlled So for air conditioning the outside. Correct. Which is ironic. So I guess they're just going to put it all inside. Climate controlled. It's good. I mean, I'm intrigued. I support the city of the future. This is nice. Really cool.

Some of the other things I don't support. Like what? Like live golf. I'm just a PGA diehard, man. You know me, man. I'm PGA through and man. You're loyal. You're loyal to the professional golfers of America. Correct.

Correct. As a guy who used to play junior PGA golf tournaments against Hunter Mahan. Is there anything else maybe that you don't support of theirs? No, I mean, I understand that fossil fuels are an important part of our economy and the world economy. But, I mean, just transitioning out of that, maybe down the road maybe like a green new deal like a don't look at me when you say green no i just wanted to see what you thought oh you oppose it no i what what wow what else do you oppose about the the saudi arabian uh regime regime like i don't know just like i'm a big human rights guy you're yeah a big human rights guy.

You know that about me. What else? I've done some work for Amnesty International. What else? 9-11. Doing the Windhorst thing. 9-11. That's good. 9-11. I thought you were doing Two Towers here. Oh, okay. That plays as well. Geez. Famously not standing

anymore. Okay. Yeah. You know what I realized the other day? Why is that? Speaking of Wynhorst and the Saudis. Yeah. You know,

is he going to live too? If they started, no, if they started a live for basketball, Kyrie and Kevin Durant would be the first two players to sign up.

Wynhorst 100% gets the bag from live, from live basketball. He goes over there and just why is that does what he wants don't tell me for a second kairi wouldn't go take the bag kairi would but why kd i i don't i don't know why it just seems like it would fit if there was an alternative he would be there i'm look the more i scroll into this, I just don't think this is going to... Should we relocate to the line? It's not going to be ready in our lifetime.

No. Maybe not even in our kid's lifetime. I mean, this is dystopian. It's kind of sick. Interesting. 100 miles. That's a long way, man. That's a long way.

There are water canals throughout that it would appear. That's a long way, man. That's a long way. There are water canals throughout that it would appear. If you have so much money as a country that you just start a golf league that is never going to turn a profit, and you just start doing bits with city planning, you know what? It's a skyscraper city city and it's 100 miles long. Like, should we be worried about the economy of Saudi Arabia? I know they've got the oil thing going for them, but I'm just – I don't know, man.

They're in the venture capital space too. They're trying to diversify. I've read a lot of business books, something I do often. And this is what they would call a shiny object, right? I would say this is a very shiny object. You read that book? Yeah, it's got mirrored walls. Yeah, you know, it's figuratively speaking. By definition. Actually, in both sense. All right.

Hey, before we get to this weekend and fun, I have a segment I'd like to propose to you, Dave. Okay. Did you write it on the rundown? Oh, is this your pitch to the listeners? Yes, this is my pitch to you, Dave. Okay. Did you write on the rundown? Oh, is this your pitch to the listeners? Yes, this is my pitch to the backers. And I think you guys are going to like this. I've spent a lot of time thinking about it. Okay.

So I'm a big fan of the Tony Kornheiser show, the podcast that he does. And he has an ongoing bit with Steve Sands, who's a Golf Channel reporter. Steve Sands' family owns a liquor store, and in the back of the liquor store, they have a cheese counter called Le Cheeserie. And for some reason, this just became something that happened. And now Steve Sands, anytime he goes out to any tournament in the world or he's in an airport, people walk up to him and yell or say

Le Cheeserie to him. and it's just sort of a greeting and it's a little wink that i i know what you know about your cheese and also that you know i'm a tony kornheiser show listener you're a guest that sort of thing so this has been something that i've been thinking about that you guys need an equivalent situation other than strangers yelling fuck you dorm yeah that gets in public spaces we gotta bring back the forms it's a little an equivalent situation other than strangers yelling, fuck you door. Yeah. That gets in public spaces. We got to bring back the form.

It's a little inappropriate at times. And, and it's also like you're at El Rancho on a Friday night, the whole squad's there. And somebody who's a, a, a backer would like to come say hi, or would like to acknowledge like,

Hey, I'm a fan of the show, whatever without kind of, you know, there's, there whatever without kind of you know there's there's there's four there's you guys are here the wives it's a lot it's intimidating you don't want to interrupt them you got to propose a catchphrase here uh no i'm going to propose a gesture because this happened to me the other day i was walking to yoga i was walking down the street no we're not throwing it low we're walking down the street and a woman said hey micah and i turned

and she we already walked past each other and said, big fan. And I was like, I'm late to yoga, but thank you. Where are you doing yoga these days? All over the place, actually. If you read Micah's Read of the Week, the newsletter, I tell you exactly where I do yoga. I always open it so you get the view. I was at Sears Sauna in Tripping Springs this weekend. I went twice.

Anyway. He clicks through. I do. That counts for something, the open rate. Anyway, my proposal is that you guys need, instead of yelling something, instead of something that's obnoxious, that's embarrassing,

you just have a gesture. Do you have one to suggest? I do, and I'm not so... I think that the idea is much more important than what I... It's better. It's a good idea, and I'm not sure the gesture is good, but here's what it is. It's the Pat Riley

run-out-the-clock circle gesture. No, that's the Micah wrap-it-up podcast that's been talking for too long. This is just a little more vertical. It's a vertical version of this. No, no. I hadn't even thought about that. You used to drive me insane.

You used to do it every episode. We'd be like 30 minutes in and Micah's ready to wrap up the show. This show sucks. Let's just get over with it. You guys are clearly done. You have no more content. Now you're just vamping.

And Dave would extend episodes just to piss you off. He'd make it worse. Yeah, I did. He'd bring up absolutely nothing just to keep the clock running. Okay, so what do you think of the gesture? I'm not doing this back to someone. It's like you want to order another round of drinks.

I just think that would be good. If you're at the other side of, if you see, if you're on the number six tee box and you see Dylan and Dave on the green at green at you know at nine or whatever this is kaiser finger twirls for the boys and you just go you just hit him with a finger twirl just an acknowledgement that i'm i see you i follow you i like you whatever and it's easier than than screaming fuck you dorn is it that's the universal signal for let's get another round of drinks okay which is is a chill vibe i'd be problematic in a restaurant or bar environment if you're not ready okay like i said i maybe we put this out to the backers and they can come up with something that's more

appropriate i think a non-verbal symbol of acknowledgement is important that's all i'm saying i think when you see dylan out this is a circle. That's why I came up with this. But it doesn't necessarily... I mean, it could be like this. You could throw up the Oregon O. I was going to do the Darius Miles antenna raise. That's not bad. What about just the gritty, man?

You seen Dave's gritty? We've all seen Dave's gritty, yeah. It's on my timeline as much as... I'm thumbnail chasing. Well, he is. Write that down, Adam. That's only part of it. There's muchitty. Yeah. It's on my timeline as much as you're doing it now. I'm thumbnail chasing. Well, he is right. That down, Adam. That's only,

that's only part of it. There's much more to it. So I'll just open it up to the back. Okay. I've been thinking I've spent like it's, this has taken a large part of my brain for several weeks, uh, thinking about pitching this to you guys.

So thank you for letting me share. I kind of like the mic or wrap it up. I, sorry. It's, it's, it's, it's part of the universe universe what if we get turned to the side like you used to do well see i didn't think about it in tribute to me but this would be a way to continue my legacy moving forward your legacy is alive and doing quite well i think it means a lot yeah well good okay yeah i like that all right i'll let you guys and the backers work through the particulars.

But just know, if I see you and you start throwing this up, I acknowledge you. I'll send one back. This is going to happen this weekend. Next time we're at Matt's El Rancho eating quesadillas, it's going to happen. Did you see that TikTok about Matt's? Did it upset you? I did not see the TikTok. This guy did not have a favorable opinion of Matt's El Rancho.

He said, there's too many tipsy old people walking around. And I was like, you are at a Tex-Mex joint, my man. That's kind of the appeal, fam. That's the whole reason you go. It's kind of why we're here. Anyway. I think he was talking about us specifically, actually. Yeah.

I am 38 now. Anyway. You know Camp Willmommies have their event this week. Oh, yeah. Shouts to the Willmommies. They're not local this time, right? They're in Tennessee. Where did Randy tell me it was?

Hard to say. Not here. Shouts to the Willmommies. Somewhere east. You know, if you land at the airport and you can't identify the other Willmommies, you could just throw the little circle. Yeah, that's good. Just a little acknowledgement.

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Ooh, I'm still stuck on all the lemonades, Dave. Simply cannot get enough. Love the lemonades. Love the watermelon flavors. But I also do quite enjoy the mimosas. The mimosa's the new one. And I've been dabbling in that.

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No, this is the best. Yeah, I got nothing. I will say. Might be a theme on this. I would love for the fellas to come out to the drip sometime soon and we can, you know, hang by the pool. You have a pool? My signal is strong. My battery's charged, but yet I don't see an invitation coming through.

I've got to talk to the wife. She doesn't really. We still don't have some furniture. We're waiting, you know, supply chain. Am I right? But we're loving our new home.

We do have a great community pool. I've got a grill lined up or I've got a grill with a, with a gas line. It's very nice. One of the, it's a, it's proper as kids might say. And last weekend I went to high rum,

which is a rum place across the street from my house high rum yes that sounds lit it it was quite a cool place yeah i was like when i don't drink very often yeah yeah we should do it we should do it so maybe we drink some rum this weekend let's do rum saturday i think i won't drink some fucking rum i think you probably will i'm in the drip i'm gonna need caitlin to shave my back before i go to the pool with dylan because he's there to put on a show no i'm not in great shape these days uh have you guys made let's see you guys work out y'all are y'all are in good shape i just do yoga um oh one thing i will be doing is yoga this weekend but i have a friend who made the move to long sleeve, uh,

just the like long sleeve swim shirt. Now he's, he's using this because he says that he's having a skincare risk or a skin cancer risk. What does he also put on the smell? I think it's just a dad bod situation, but he was like, I love it.

I'm never going back. And so I'm thinking about making that move. Wait, this is not where you, this is at the pool and not yoga. No, this is at i don't pop top at yoga i do remember when we did yoga together and nola and both got covid yeah that was cool that's pretty much that's where we got it right it had to it was the only thing that you and i did together i did sit next to you as we ate a pig's head what's coach bobby's problem man what's that guy's deal? You know what? I'll ask him. Tell him I said that.

He's a professional golfer now. Is he actually making money playing golf? He's not making money, but that is his profession. He is trying to make it on tour. Now that the Saudis are giving out that money, there's some additional spots available. Coach Bobby to live confirmed.

We played some pickleball a couple weeks ago. He's a very good player. Very cool. Shout out to our friend, the dentist or orthodontist. Orthodontist, yeah. Who came by the Mugsy store and gave us pickleball sets. Oh, hell yeah.

If I knew his name. Twiffle Pickleball. If I knew the name of his practice, I would shout it out, but unfortunately, I can't. He's a pediatric. Pediatric orthodontist. Orthodontist. Okay. Wow. Shout out to him. Dylan, man, can you top that? I can't. He's a pediatric orthodontist. Okay. Shout out to him.

Dylan, man, can you top that? I can't, unfortunately. I actually am playing pickleball this weekend. I'm sorry. I forgot to mention this. Our friends over at Outdoor Voices are putting on a pickleball clinic thing on Saturday at Dreamland, which is the home of Major League Pickleball, famously, in Dripping Springs. There's going to be free drinks.

It's going to be a good time. So I'll be there. That sounds quite lit. That's something I would go to. I need to do stuff like that. Sounds litty. Indeed. Will Ty Haney be there? Probably not.

That was too bad. Yeah, Friday I'm going to step out with Bay. We're going to do dinner. Don't even know where yet. Wow, let's go. Bay is his wife, Micah. Yes, I've met her. You, Micah. Bae is my wife. Yes, I've met her.

You, of course, were famously at my wedding. Hopefully it wasn't too famous, but yeah. Infamously. Saturday, I am driving Parks out to Marble Falls to Camp Longhorn. Oh. For he's going there for his- Is he inks like or is he- He's going there for his interview.

Oh my gosh. They take it quite seriously from what I understand. It's competitive. And so we've got a little Camp Longhorn hat. It's C3, which is the newest of the sites. Oh, okay. I didn't know there was a third site. It's next door to Inks Lake, I believe.

Oh, cool. Yeah, so he'll go out there. I'm a former lifetime Longhorn. Are you a former? You went to Camp Longhorn? Yes. Which one? Inks Lake, the original.

Okay. Okay. I'll throw the deuce, the original. Okay. Okay. I'll throw the deuce then. We should also shout out our friend Mark Allen, who's headed to Camp Longhorn here in a couple days to pick up his daughter. She's a camper. Maybe you guys should carpool. Maybe I'll run into him.

I feel a little slighted he has not contacted me, but that's fine. So, yeah, he's going to be interviewed. He's going to kill it but he'll be fine he went viral yeah vicariously through you all it has to do is show the tweet really that's really all i have man it should be a pretty low-key weekend i think for the uh the chivalry household okay yeah that's pretty much it man dave how about you i got really nothing going on. As I stated earlier, I'm 38. Just kind of taking it easy. Maybe this will be the weekend. Last week was my birthday.

Turned 38 again. And I figured, why not just take a weekend off? Maybe if Micah invites me out to Dripping Springs, I'll go. I will go, actually. You're going to drink rum in the drip? I will go drink rum in Dripping Springs, should you offer. Okay. If I were to do that, what if I needed a place to crash?

Where could I do that? We have extra bedrooms. Here's the thing about being a homeowner, and I would love to help your listeners achieve homeownership. Here we go. At michaelweiner.com. It's really a joy. I've got an extra bedroom.

Actually, I have three extra bedrooms right now because it's just my wife and I in a four-bedroom home. So, yes, Dylan, you can sleep on a bed, on the couch if you feel more comfortable, whatever you want. On the floor, it doesn't bother me. How about that? MicahWeiner.com is schedule your risk-free consultation today. You can call me. We will chat.

How did Jared never acquire MicahWeiner.com? It's a great question. is schedule your risk-free consultation today. You can call me. We will chat. How did Jared never acquire MicahWeiner.com? It's a great question. I also own SaveWithMicah.com. That's even better. You can go there as well. You're putting off a little bit of Saul vibes with your mortgage lending. In a good way.

Thanks, I guess. No, you're a promoter. You're a promoter. It's good. Hey, we've got a special guest joining us. This is a person who is an intern here, and he has decided to inject himself into the show by saying, hey, I need a couple minutes to do a bit.

So without further ado, it's Abhi. Hello. Hey, guys. Hey, move the mic down so people can see that handsome face there you go yeah good looking kid here thank you appreciate you guys so my bit i asked my friend group what should i do and they came up with a lot of different ideas so i'm just gonna go through each one really fast okay and we can go from there okay first one was about kind of controversial not going to go into it, but about reproductive rights.

Not doing that one. Yeah, that's not. Okay. Explain why the dress was actually white and gold. It wasn't white and gold. Remember the dress? What was the actual color of it? It was blue and black. Like officially?

Yeah. Yeah. Is that your opinion? No, no. Come on. Because there was an actual color of the dress. Objectively, Dylan. When I went through it, the article did say it was a blue and black.

Blue and black. Dress. People saw white and gold more blue and black. You know, Dylan is famously colorblind. Famously. Really? It's a true story. What did you see? I was just very confused. I could see both ways.

Dylan was like the golden retriever at a computer, just like looking at the monitor. I remember that. That was a fun day. The dress one yeah yeah that was that was some good argument he was in like seventh grade yeah we used to work together we were we were in you know a decade into our career and you were in middle school yeah it was fun um okay let's see what else uh then i said if you give me a good idea i'll give you a shout out still no good ideas. Good.

We have, there's a story about my friend. They came to visit me up in New York and he threw up at a comedy show. It was an improv show. And we were second row, throws up everywhere. Three of our friends leave, me and another one, we stay because we didn't throw up. We want to see how they're going to improv this show. So he leaves and then they just make fun of him the rest of the show, which is awesome.

That's what you got to do. That's like low-hanging fruit at that point. Yeah, it was easy for them. Sounds like a good worst-of story. Yeah, dude. Was he drunk? Yeah, dude, he was drunk, and then first time taking Zens. So he puts in two. Come on, man.

What are you doing, man? I know. Don't do that shit. Oh, you don't mess with that shit. What's a Xen? Is that like a Xanax? No, it's like the pouches, nicotine pouches. I thought you said Xans.

No, no, no. That would be really reckless. Not my own. I didn't know how full throttle you guys went. Are you guys familiar with Xen? No. The Zoomers, they're everywhere. Are you not a Zoomer?

I'm a little older than that. You are? Okay. I'll be 34. I called you a good looking kid a minute ago, so I apologize. You're an adult patronizing. Totally messed up. Yeah, I did not mean that in a patronizing manner.

What generation are you? See? One is me and my guys were hanging out. This is sophomore year and we were watching like MasterChef Junior, right? And this kid couldn't boil an egg. I'm like, if you're on the show, you can boil an egg. I'm like, I can do that. So with a crowd, I boiled an egg and it was perfect.

So that was one story. That's pretty impressive. It was pretty sweet. When does the bit start here? Is the bit that you're just reading from your group text? Yeah, basically. Okay, so you might have legs. Wait, did you tell your group chat about the time that you boiled an egg?

Is that how that worked? No, they were telling me about it. Oh, it was so memorable. It was so memorable. I bet so wow how high were you the crowd was just twirling their fingers it was kind of like that look he um let's see there's not much else okay good there's a segment that i can do about like people that are washed right now i think jerry jones is up there oh you've come to the right place you didn't have to apologize yeah exactly if you call little people them word not okay yeah um it's an outdated word outdated word and that's all i had did he apologize he did apologize i'm sure i'm sure it was a good apology i'm sure it really got i'm sure he wrote the statement himself did he apologize to the

people who if they were offended yeah i apologize I apologize to those who may have been offended. It was like the association of like little people that came out and like what he said was wrong. And Jerry just responded. What I said and what I do and what I don't. That's my Jerry. It's not good. Hey, Aubie, that was fantastic. Yeah, that's all I got. Thank you.

Good work here. This is your last week on the internship. Last week. Thank you. Hey, we're going to miss you, Aubie. Nice to meet you, Aubie. You've done a great job, man. Thank you. Good bet bet do you want to plug your social media or anything nah probably not no you can if you want i don't care it's your last shot go for it you're talking to the microphone

abunov two underscores pal on instagram abhi and ab all right okay there it is about to blow up that's our guy i like that kid Quite the bit there What a show He's Generation Z But he's not a Zoomer Yeah what is going I don't I was very confused

It's just a nickname For generations So he just wanted To get on the mic And he had He just crowdsourced it He wanted to call up To the big leagues

He got called up Yeah And he just let his boys Do the lifting He threw everything he had That egg story was lit though he boiled an egg that's the name of the show and everyone will be oh my god obby well fun show pretty easy to boil an egg is it not yeah just boiling water and an egg that's

what those are the key ingredients water and egg cool like it thank you for joining us thanks for having me guys it's been fun it says here producer adam send off yeah i think this might be the last show producer adam does producing and i just wanted to say thank you yes for your time spent here at wash media you've been a pleasure to work with i hope our paths cross down the line um do you i don't know if i could give you time for a bit i don't know how you can top what obby just did i didn't really prep you for have you ever boiled an egg yeah tell us if you boiled an egg or not i have not ever boiled an egg i'm not i'm a friday guy it's really interesting it's a great way to close off my time here at watch me no but really for

having me thank you for all the hard work adam you've been uh you started off as an intern how long ago was that two years no it was about i started last may last may okay i'm in timo a little over a year um thank you for everything man you've been awesome so yeah i echo everything dave said fantastic paths will hopefully cross at some point sure they will yeah all right all right micah again thank you dylan hey thanks for uh dealing with me hosting over here. I think you guys. You've done a fine job.

I was a little jealous of the chemistry they had on that side. It's my guy. Oh, they're fist bumping. It's my dog right here. Which one's Biden? Which one's MBS? Just kidding. Topical stuff.

Love politics. Bye. Bye. Bye-bye. We'll see you next time. Thank you.