Circling Back - Pints With Lads & Dudes With Signs

Episode Date: January 8, 2020

Will is back from across the pond, so obviously he recaps some of the highs and lows from the trip. We also enter The Steam Room to talk about Dude With Sign on Instagram and knock out This Weekend In Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter + Quick Announcements (22:20) Will's Trip Recap (42:40) Steam Room: Dude With Sign (54:17) This Weekend In Fun Hawthorne: www.hawthorne.co (CIRCLINGBACK for 10% off) MeUndies: www.meundies.com/circlingback (15% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the early bird cbd studios in austin texas my name is will defries to my right david ruff what's up will alexa play highest in the room it's podcast week baby who's hot what's highest in the room It's podcast week, baby. What's Highest in the Room? It's podcast week. Oh, okay. If somebody says Alexa plays Circling Back, does it work? Does anybody know?

I don't think so. Yeah, it does. Really? Can somebody send us a video saying Alexa plays Circling Back? Yeah, but it's weird. Sometimes it's like playing it through iHeartRadio or something. I'm like, dog, what is this? Oh, I've had that issue as well.

Yeah. Like, stop. Does Alexa count as a BTS? No. or something i'm like dog what is this oh i've had that issue as well yeah like stop does electric town is a bts no no because you can't play stuff through i mean you probably can it doesn't have enough bump in it yeah you can connect it via bluetooth to your phone and play music through it you can yeah surprised you know how to do that no offense actually i'm surprised to know how to do that as well i'm Actually, I'm surprised I know how to do that as well. I'm not very, which I think you're alluding to, technologically inclined. I'm a Sonos boy, and I feel bad about that because I don't have a Bluetooth speaker.

You dumbass. I know. Didn't it come with your apartment? Yeah. What? Yeah, I'm a Sonos boy. What am I supposed to do? It's just popping at all times.

This whole time, I thought you installed that yourself. No, no. I mean, i wish i had that kind of savvy skills but like the other day like the wi-fi went out and i didn't even know how to connect the sonos again so you think he moved into the apartment that he was leasing and just started carving holes in the wall to install speakers okay okay dude they're bougie like that hey i got something to say dylan chivalry has something to say thanks to all of our brand new patrons for signing up for the bachelor content y'all are real ones if you're not aware we do bachelor content people are lining up for this content yeah i mean popping i like some people only watch the show because of this content i don't think that's i don't think that's a crazy thing to say i saw some people in the comments on patreon saying that they don't even watch the show,

but they still listen to the episodes of our podcast because it's that good. I'm not kidding. Go look for yourself. That's the most opto thing I've ever heard. It's unbelievable. I actually online gamed with a dude last night who said he doesn't watch,

but he's probably going to subscribe just to hear it. Please get on Twitch, Dave. Please get a camera. Thank you. Thank you. By the way, we've hit our high watermark on Patreon. Yeah. Yeah.

So that's cool. Thank you, guys. We're going to keep climbing, though. Can we get much higher? Kanye's last good song. That was good. Yeah. Dude, you did.

Do you seriously not know Highest in the Room? No. You've been out of the country. You don't either? Do you not watch NBA? It's like every other commercial. I do not watch NBA, no. It's new Travis Scott.

I knew like three weeks ago. Does it hit? Is it lit? Yeah. Are we going to start mashing the highest in the room button instead of sicko mode button? That's what I just did. We're mashing it.

Okay. Do you enjoy sicko mode or is this song better? When sicko mode first came out. It went hard. When Sicko Mode came out, three months later when I heard it, I was all in on it. It's hard to compare the two,

but right now, man, give me that Jack Boy's version too. Is Cactus Jack Travis Scott or is that a different human? I've never really understood this. I thought that was the guy at Wilmot's that takes your order. No, no. Cactus Jack?

Cactus Jack is an old wrestler. Sounds like a wrestler from the 90s. It's one of mankind's alter egos. All of Travis Scott's Nike sneakers, it's like the Cactus Jack. He's a big wrestling fan. Doesn't make sense to me. Maybe this is going to expose my ignorance. I don't know if that's a Travis Scott alter ego, maybe a new pen name for him, or if that's a completely different hip

hop artist. We were just having this conversation with Ross noted New York times, bestselling author, WR Bowen. Yeah. Golf course. He said 2019, he, he was unable to keep up with all the new guys in the game. It's hard. He said it was his worst year ever for keeping up with all the new guys in the game it's hard he said it was his worst year ever for keeping up with hip-hop once my best of the previous year like comes out i just listened to that on repeat for a while he noted incorrectly that there's many babies not beautiful babies but like the baby little baby bad babies bad baby the bar baby isn't Baby. Isn't that a rap gang, though? What was the first one? Baby Gang? In 2016, Lil Uzi.

There was a lot of Lils back in the day, right? Yeah, there's always been Lils. Yeah, Lil is a popular one. What am I thinking of? There was the rap gang from five years ago. That was kind of the first one to do it. All right, Dylan. We are so white. I don't know. We're dylan we are we are i don't know we're all white we talked about you guys don't know the rapper wny melly whose popular song it was actually a um

a thug plug kind of recently murdered on my mind the guy who actually uh he killed all of his his squad oh yeah we did talk and he went to prison for murder. So that was fun. Why'd he kill the squad, though? They disrespected him. Every single one of them? Yeah, so he had to put holes in them. Shit. This is so embarrassing.

So I think Travis Scott is Cactus Jack. Oh, okay. I've always wondered. I've never really known. He's done some... There's some Jordans. Some Travis Scott, Travis Cactus Jacks. Am I going to get those names? They're really expensive, David. You know I only fuck with retro. done like some uh there's some jordans some travis scott travis they're cactus jacks am i gonna get those names there's some they're really expensive david you know i only fuck with retro they're

really expensive don't you know that of course some soundcloud rapper right now is just yelling at his his radio were you talking were you thinking about like the asap yeah that's what i was thinking of yes yeah man asap gang rocky You were close. What'd I say? Lil? Lil. The Lil. Yeah, Dave, the Jordan 4 Retro Travis Scott Cactus Jacks. Yeah? Give me the StockX.

Lowest bid, $702. Damn. Hey, Dave, I'm going to check you. In this scenario, I'm the lowest bid. The ones that I like are the Jordan 1 Retro High Travis Scotts, and those ones are lowest bid. I'm going to check out this new Travis Scott's and those ones are lowest bid. I'm going to check out this new Travis Scott joint. But how many times does he say

it's lit in the song? This one is a minimal. I'm a little sick of that. That song with the weekend. I'm going to make that a button on here. That song he's got with the weekend. Which one? I don't know. But it sounds like a parody of a Travis Scott song. It honestly kind of ruins the songs for me.

You'll like it. Like, dude, stop. If you don't like this song, I'll pay you $5. Deal. That's how confident I am. Okay. Does that stand for me, too? I'll give you $1.

Actually, no. Not going to pay you $5, but I will buy you a $5 footlong from Subway. That's even better, man. Saves me a little legwork going to get it. You have to go with me, though. Okay. You have to drive. This is not a good deal for me anymore.

You have to pick me up. We will go. I'll put my credit card down. Can you get some baked lays with that, too? You got to think. That's all Subway has. Baked lays are the shittiest chips. Yeah, but that's like numerous times you go to Subway,

and it's like all they have. They've got the regular version and the barbecue and that's it. And the thing about them, they're baked. Yeah. The herbs and cheese bread from Subway, though, that goes. That was all I got. I'm more of an Asiago guy. I just went straight white.

Of course you did, dude. Yeah, obviously. Subway sucks. I might do a thundercloud today. No. Dude, thundercloud hits, man. I'm the only person in this room who's been a sandwich artist. That's true. Wow. I might do a thundercloud today. No. Dude, thundercloud hits, man. I'm the only person in this room who's been a sandwich artist. That's true.

Wow. It's true. Is that what they said on your tag? Yeah. Is it on your LinkedIn? Sandwich artist. I think you have to post it. Can you put it on your LinkedIn?

Former sandwich artist? Yeah. 1999 to 2000, whatever it was. Before you got fired? Before you just got left off the schedule? Left off the schedule. Not officially fired. I might still work there.

They don't send me W-2s. How was your severance? Not great. Not great. I lost all my stock options. Oh, really? Yeah. You might sneak.

You just have them. They weren't vested. You've been employed for so long that you vested into like 7% of the company. They just don't know it you should check that out the only thing i'm vested in now is rollback you seen these vests you guys seen these i have seen them man fucking fire they're sick we're all wearing them yeah like we let's just pull back the curtain we have no obligation to like do a rollback read every week

or anything like that so like we we fill them in it's needed you know like fill them in when we're high we're like hey the people the people need to know about something and like today i was like dude we've all just been rocking these vests we need to talk about that are we sure these are available man they better be i would be embarrassing i'm in a i'm in a video ad we're in a with for another brand and i'm wearing the rollback vest it's bad boy shit yeah you don't see that too often. You really don't. Let's look. I want to make sure.

Oh, they're available. Oh, yeah, they're available. Good. The vests are so sick. We can't stop wearing them. I've been rocking the black one nonstop. Did you wear it in, where were you, Scotland? Yes, I did.

I used it as a layer. I have the navy one. That's cool, mate. Mine is navy. Dude, Dave, that's a different country. Dave's got the Bleeker. Your boy's rocking the Bowery. I have the Madison.

I'm sorry. I'm rocking the Fulton, actually, which is convenient because, you know, oil and gas and all that. Oil and gas, yeah. He needs to chill, by the way. No, I like it. You know, you can also go to roback.com slash collection slash circle, and you can mash that circling back button on custom gear.

Yeah. I'm just putting that out there. Is it still available? Oh, it's definitely still available. I got an update recently from our boy Kev over there. There's still a few things. It's kind of cleared out, honestly, because people are just snatching it up. First what?

First serve. There are some things still available. Good call, Dave. So hop on it. Promo code Randy20. 20%. We'll get you 20% off. Your first order.

Your first order. We also have another major announcement. There's more of that. Major announcement alert. One, it is podcast week. And two, meetup. You guys have heard us talk about that dallas meet up is it a meet up or a meet up it's a meet up okay yep uh do we have official details dfw stand up yeah

katie trail ice house man four to seven p.m next friday friday the 17th i don't know you can go this friday but we won't be there but next friday we will be there from four to seven and probably later than that. Because I plan on drinking hella beers. It's not a hard 7. It's not like we're going to go home. If you're a grime boy and you're going to kick everybody out. If you're going to go work at 645, just still head our way.

Who's Katie? I'm not sure. Dave said she's a hard 7. Friday the 17th to confirm it. It is the 17th. Okay. Yes. 4 to 7.

Katie Trail Ice House. What part of Dallas? Is that in, by the way, Dave? Yeah. I think by Katie trail, I don't know what that is.

I think that's technically uptown. Uptown. Yep. Yep. And if you are watching the stars Sabres game the night before, just watch out for four dudes dabbing on the jumbo. Five, six dudes,

five, six dudes dabbing on the jumbo. We got flounder on to fly and turn fly. I forgot we got Flounder there. Flounder's coming? Oh, yeah. Content's going to be high this trip. Yeah.

Shouts to our boy Luke, by the way, for the hookup there. Appreciate it. Are we still popping top and painting our chests? No, I'm wearing my over-the-top jersey. Oh, yeah. Are you going collared shirt underneath it? I'll probably go hoodie, depending on the weather. I'm going robot vest.

Do you have a Sabres jersey I can wear? No, I don't. I've got a... I want a Palafonte and Old Twilio jersey. I've got another Stars jersey if you want to wear it. Maybe. If I do, I'm doing it over a button-down. That's sick.

Hey, I want to see everybody show up in their business cash, their Friday business, like cool jeans and button-down at the meet-up on Friday. I also want everybody to bring business cards. If you have a business card jeans and button down at the meetup on friday i also want everybody to bring business cards if you have a business card bring it to the meetup i want this to be the networking event of the year in dallas bro we need to get you business cards dog why haven't we done that we had a there's still an ongoing competition yeah we need to end that competition yeah the competition's still going so if you have it you can send it to uh business cards at washmedia.com you've been here for like four months now.

What do you need to get you up? I would, and there's been multiple scenarios where I'm like, I wish I had a business card. And I just have to be like, it's Brett at. Dude, just order them this week. Just do it. All right, just do it, dude. I'll give you my card.

Last note on this. Quit being a dumbass, dude. Last note on this. Travis Scott's record label is called Cactus Jack. Oh, okay. Word. Oh, we're still doing Cactus Jack? Is Cactus Jack a rum too?

A what? Is there a rum, too? A what? Is there a rum that's cactus jack? I don't know. That sounds like something that would be in existence. Yeah. Hey, and shout out to everybody who held off on DMing any of us to tell us we were wrong. Because oftentimes we will get it right by the end of the pod, but people are so itchy to tell us. And then they'll DM 20 20 minutes later sorry you guys

got it i'll fuck off you guys got to it it only took us 12 minutes and 48 seconds to figure this out that happened yesterday with the uh auburn basketball coach madison's dad so shout out to that dude shout out yeah i think he's i think the same guy probably messaged me yeah we love that you care yeah i'm excited i had no it's a good episode i had another oh i had another programming note it's uh some sad news unfortunately as of yesterday extremely online tuesday is officially over uh everything on the wash media website has gone back to full price to anyone who contributed uh thank you that was the longest one day sale in history dude no one's doing a one day sale that lasts almost a month wow yeah like i can confirm not that many people are doing that it was our best merch month of all time though so shouts to everybody who participated that's how it should be december should be your

biggest merch month and we're one for one yes Yes. We've only been in business for one December. Should we do like a Breckenridge like winter line and just put that on sale for Yeah, we need to think of an idea. We'll make some embroidered beanies for Breckenridge. Before we really get into it,

let's talk about our friends over at Hawthorne. Your boy today, I was in the shower and because you know how was in the shower. Because you know how you take the test. Sure. They tell you what products you need and then they send you the product.

It's not a tough test. It's an easy test. It's an easy test. It's the easiest test I've ever taken. It's pass-fail. Right. Yeah. I got a 23 on the ACT

and I did better on the Hawthorne test than I did on the ACT. Did you really? Yeah. I feel like 23 is low, dude. It's low. Oh, you're not a math and science guy. It's low. It's low, yeah. I'm definitely not. I actually

got a perfect score on the reading that they implemented in my year. 800? I don't know what it was. So I took it twice. First time, 27. Second time, 22. Dude. Dave, what? That's not supposed to go that way. I'm a fucking tank. Yeah, I was terrible. I love that. The Hawthorne test luckily is not hard. Like, it's really

easy and you get a better reward. Dave's trying to get a draft pick next year. This morning, I was in my shower, and I was like, dude, I need to use this Hawthorne, this body wash. And I had all these different Hawthorne bottles, and I was like, dude, I have so much product right now. I fucking love it. Damn.

Yeah. And like, it's just the best. It all smells good. It's catered to what you need. It's just personalized products. Anywhere from deodorant to shampoo, body wash, conditioner. Once a shampoo, once a month, conditioner every day. You need to start shampooing more.

I have people reaching out in my DMs saying they're following the Brett regimen and their hair has never looked better. Oh, they need to stop doing that. Shouts to my boy. We're not doing this doing an ad read. Come on, Brett. Get out of here with that. Here's how it works.

You take a quick two-minute quiz and then Hawthorne tells you the two colognes My boy. We're not doing this doing an ad read. Come on, Brad. Get out of here with that. Here's how it works. You take a quick two-minute quiz, and then Hawthorne tells you the two colognes that are best for you, one for work and one for play. It's totally risk-free. It's got free shipping and free returns. So go check out Hawthorne at hawthorne.co. That's Hawthorne with an E, and use promo code CIRCLINGBACK to get 10% off your first purchase.

That's H-A-W-T-H-O-R-N-E.co, and use our code CIRCLINGBACK to get 10% off your purchase. Hawthor-a-w-t-h-o-r-n-e.co and use our code circling back to get 10 off your purchase hotthorn.co do it dylan do you have a special shout out real quick yes shout out to my boy max shreds on instagram who works for the high-end ski apparel line spider that spider with a y who sent us basically a truckload of like the best spider gear they offer i'm excited we all got ski jackets uh some base layer shit um some just some just coats that we can wear in like cold weather but it's not you know not ski jacket but it's still bomb ass coats uh will and I each got some ski pants even. They've got a U.S. ski team jacket. Which makes sense because I've never skied.

I'm just imagining you in ski school wearing a U.S. ski team jacket, and it makes me happy. It's an absolute vibe. Yeah. So it's like the best gear you can wear. Spider's awesome. And this guy just hooked us up. And here's his shout out.

Max Shreds on Instagram. You're the man. What type of spider would you be? We appreciate you. Daddy long legs? No, I have short legs actually. I'd probably be a wolf spider. I'd be man.

Spider man. I don't know. Does that count? No. I don't think that plays. I'd be a daddy long leg. Wait, so you already say that? Yeah. Damn it. You mean, you have to count. No. Oh, I don't. I don't think that plays. I'll be a daddy long leg. Wait, so you already say that? Yeah.

Damn it. You're like daddy thin legs. More like. Wow. Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. Wow, dude. Yeah, dude.

Spiders suck, man. I hate them. Yeah. My one fear. But spider, the ski apparel is tight. Correct. Right. Okay.

I'd be a sack spider. You're all sack. Everybody knows that about you. That's a type of spider. I'd be a sack spider. You are all that's a type of spider i'd be a sack spider you are all sacked yeah dude do y'all follow bird dog of the day i know will you oh you know i do did you see the balls on that fucking no i need to check this out still they were they were i can't believe they even published it that fucking vizsla put everybody on notice it'd have been funny if they blurred out the dick and balls the thing was just like pixelated it i think it had like a it

had something in its mouth uh mouth not probably not it was probably like a pheasant or something but and then all i could look at was just this dog's hilariously large ball sack i mean it's kind of hard to miss unbelievable yeah are you excited for your your new stuff i'm pumped yeah i am how do you get your hands on it yet it's in my car i'm gonna be more excited when i peep and peek into your truck. Yeah. Dylan gave me a sneak peek this morning because he opened up the trunk. Did it just come flying out the back?

It literally was sliding out the back. Yeah. It's a lot of stuff. He also said he wants to switch coats with me already because he thinks mine's pretty tight. Yours is tight, but I'm going to stick with mine. Okay. Yeah. I can't wait to wear it.

Dude, I'm telling you. You had Parks take a picture of you last time. I did, yeah. Yeah, Dylan dropped something in the group text. can't wait to wear it dude telling you had parks take a picture of you last time i did yeah yeah dylan dropped something in the group text there was a photo of him wearing his gear and uh the photo was taken from a suspiciously low vantage point and i never i wouldn't have assumed dylan put something on his coffee table or something like no then brett pointed out that dylan was getting fit pics off in his apartment with the homie yeah parks was taking pics it was really

he really took it yeah yeah is he good at portrait mode yet or what? He hadn't figured out portrait mode, but he's good at taking pics. He knows how to work my phone pretty well all around, actually. Yeah. How many takes? Were you like, Parks, come on, man. Get a better shot. The first one, he was moving.

It was blurry. So I was like, dude, you got to be still. And then he got one. But yeah, he's my little at-home photographer, man. Dude, that's tight Yeah That's so tight Are you wearing that hat too

In bright You know I'm wearing That fucking hat dog Alright What's your problem I don't love Yeah what is your problem You don't love the hat

I don't love the hat What's wrong with it It's too much It's a lot It's a lot But it's my vacation hat Okay It's my mountain hat

Vacation Dylan Get out of here dude I feel like it's Like Klein has that hat We can wear a beanie Yeah Dumbass. Damn.

No, Klein's gonna wear a felt, like a black felt cowboy hat, I'm sure. The one that's topping my Christmas tree currently? Yeah. Is it still there?

Oh, yeah. He left it? Yeah. It's a very nice hat that he left as my Christmas tree topper after the Merry Christmas cocktail hour.

The thing with that, though, your ears are exposed, Dylan. Your ears are gonna get cold. Definitely. Dylan, will you post this photo from the Instagram The thing with that, though, your ears are exposed, too. Your ears are going to get cold. Definitely. Will you post this photo from the Instagram? Yeah. Because the fact that you're

chucking a deuce in front of your Christmas tree with your son taking a photo of you in your apartment is just... It's a whole damn mood. I will post it

to the Circling Back Pod Instagram account. Go follow that. Are we going to talk about that? Go follow that. Did y'all like my uh my gear that i got yesterday i sent y'all a fit pic you did your base layer oh yeah the base layer and nobody liked that i liked it that was good i called it i call it the bay

layer this picture is funny man it's a really funny photo ah well what's going on with our ig will yeah just go follow it can we can we pull back the curtain yeah dude we got to get our numbers on like this we're financially invested right now in getting our numbers up here's the deal i need a friend i need a cash week i need a k on the on the follower account because if if you if we get a k everybody out there gets deals yeah we will get an ad deal if we can get get up to that swipe up territory of 10,000 followers. Exactly.

Well, that's all I'm asking. Like, we have more lists. We have so many listens on this podcast and only 8,500 Instagram followers. Like, what are we doing? I don't want to call it

embarrassing, but we got to be better on the IG. We got to be better. Dave said he would start posting more. I think Dave just needs to go live more.

On CB? Yeah. I'm down to do more. I think Dave just needs to go live more. On CB? Yeah. I'm down to do that. I'm probably taking Randy to the dog park. You want to take Rosie? Maybe. I'm going down to Buda. It's 10 minutes from my place.

Maybe. It's fenced in. I kind of already have plans with Rosie today. All right, fine. Anyway, I was going to say I'll go live. You go live from the dog park, hit him with a Q&A? I got to see that K, though. Yeah, we need to see the K.

Just go mash that follow button. It's at Circling Back Pod. Can we promise a live barbecue in Dave's backyard if we get to the K before Breckenridge? We'll go to. Yeah, weather permitting. Okay. We have a beer dye table out there.

Would you rather do a barbecue or gumbo? I've got to make more gumbo. Sally wants some gumbo. Dealer's choice on that, aka your decision. All right, that Instagram is live, folks. From where? From Circling Back Pod. Big.

At Circling Back Pod. You say this makes no sense right now, but listen to the podcast. How did you tag that? Yeah. What was your caption? The caption is the homie is Dylan's in-home fit pic photographer. Okay. That works.

And he crushed this. That works. Yeah. Ooh, it's not doing numbers, Dylan. It's been live for 13 seconds, David. So you guys haven't welcomed me back. This is my first normal podcast since like- Oh, hey, man. Glad you're back. How was- Where were you? Galway or whatever. Galway? so you guys haven't welcomed me back like this is my first normal podcast since like oh hey man

glad you're back how was um where were you or whatever galway i didn't go to norway the uh the you were in denmark right you saw the the spittle of glenshee no i was not in denmark you found beowulf what's your guys's problem you see a knight you drink any scotch there i did actually good yeah did you do the parliament joke no i actually did yes i did i'm sorry i did do the parliament joke look kids parliament it was kind of funny sally thought that we could uh see big ben and i don't think she realized it was heavily under construction yeah dude his uh legs all fucked up yeah yeah he was trying to he was trying to grab rim and he fell down and just shattered his ankle oh man no it's like heavily under construction so it's just

a big construction site. And she was like, she was so bummed about it. I was like, well, yeah. Like Parliament's falling apart. You could have prefaced that one with her beforehand. Yeah, I probably should have. I kind of thought she knew. Like Parliament's literally falling apart.

What was the most unhealthy meal you ate over there? Fish and chips or something? I did have some fish and chips it's all fried right yeah okay yeah yeah um i don't know i ate pretty unhealthy if i'm being honest we had we had big breakfast every day plus you were doing all that walking so you're good i was i was loading calories in the morning because i was just walking everywhere yeah and so like every breakfast i had was just you know terrible for me are you gonna expose the hotel that made you uncomfortable at breakfast every day no i mean i can like i think you have to i don't burn that bridge we

pre we pre-bought some breakfast no they made me uncomfortable because they had such good service that like i didn't know what to do with myself they shouldn't have been doing this for people like me i'm not the echelon of human being that deserves that kind of service no you're not no you're trash like they looked at us like you're scum in here yeah you're the sunday scariest guy yeah they were like uh you run a high-end meme account now like what are you doing you're american trash yeah did you run into the i'm in awe of the size of this lad no so so okay so i'm kind of weird and before i went on vacation i watched YouTube videos on pretty much everything we were doing

because I just like having a grasp on what we're doing. I also like to get excited about it. So I looked up the final hotel we were staying in. My friend's a travel agent. And I guess I don't know if she calls herself a travel agent, but she did a lot of the planning for us and got us some really good deals on hotels and stuff.

So we stayed at this hotel that was still out of our price range, but it a big big splurge called the goring and when i looked up a video on this place the dude who managed the hotel is the guy that started the meme in awe at the size of that lad absolute unit like that's the guy in the photo he's the guy in the photo i don't i don't know if how he feels about being the guy in the photo but he is after staying at the hotel i'm gonna assume that the hotel was not thrilled about the pr that was brought to their hotel from that photo but yeah i never saw him and i was really bummed about it and i think the person that's gonna be most bummed about this is uh jay bone because jay bone was so excited that i was gonna meet this guy but it makes sense he's really high up

at the hotel so it makes sense that he's not just rubbing elbows with like the common folk like me, probably the highest in the room. You know, it's really weird about every hotel or like even house there that I never knew about the UK or maybe just Europe in general. Every single bathroom has a towel rack that warms up your towel for you. What?

That's tight. I thought it was just like a nice hotel thing at first. And then we went to the house in the middle of nowhere in Scotland. And they had a towel rack. They're all weirdly close to the toilet too. So I always got nervous I was going to burn myself. Are they doing bidets over there? I didn't have any bidets.

I do have one gripe about the toilets over there. They are tiny. The sewage system over there is just trash. For those big boy dumps? Yeah. It's just like, I don't know. I'm just used to having a bigger toilet to sit on, and so sitting down on the toilet,

it was just a little less comfortable. Remember what I said about all the public toilets in Italy and Greece? They take the toilet seats off, so you can't shit in there. It's the weirdest thing. You just have to squat. You have to hover.

Yeah. Oh, I couldn't even do it. I mean, like, 9 nine out of ten they were missing it was so weird so when you when you found that one you were like oh i'm gonna stay in here i would just hold it till i got back to my hotel that's weird i just didn't go at all when i was over there really yeah that's held it in yeah it's not healthy don't do that you backed yourself up with enough cheese that yeah you're good god um You know what the thing I meant? Remember in old hotels or inns or motels,

they have the radiator light when you get out of the shower that you crank up, and it's like the red UV light? Yeah. That makes me uneasy. Oh, yeah. I always feel like it's a fire hazard. There's a reason those don't exist anymore, very clearly. Yeah. Because you only see them in the 70s and 80s.

They felt good, though. They felt great. Yeah. But I think you're borderline frying your skin, right? Like you're just cranking UV rays. What? Huh? What?

But that's, you reminded me of old hotel. So did you figure out what this Brexit deal is or what? I didn't get to the bottom of it. I did realize that like a lot of people just aren't big Boris fans. Specifically the rap artists that they're playing constantly on the radio. Every single Uber I heard Stormzy at least once. Is it because he looks like a complete buffoon? Stormzy?

No, no, no, no. Oh, I was going to say Stormzy's a damn snack. Yeah, Boris. I think that's calculated though. I gave a thug plug to Dylan. I said, you got to listen to Stormzy Vossybop. Did you listen to it? I haven't yet.

Dude. I somehow didn't either. Are you serious? I'mybop. Did you listen to it? I haven't yet. Dude. I somehow didn't either. Are you serious? Dude, I'm sorry. It was the number one song in the UK at one point. It's mental, mate. Is he the guy that sings like Big Tings, man? No, he raps, but Vossybop just hits hard.

I'm in, dude. Hey, did y'all see where Tom Hanks' son got in trouble? For talking like this, man? Yeah, for what Brett's doing. Colin Hanks? No, not Colin. The other one. Chet? I didn't this, man. Yeah, for what Pret's doing. Colin Hanks? No, not Colin. The other one. Chet?

I didn't even know existed. The troubled one. I didn't know he had a troubled one. Well, now he's extra troubled because he's getting borderline canceled. For what? What's the dialect? What's the Jamaican dialect?

Begins with a P. Piozzi? No. At Wilmot's, I had to ban the employees from doing that. How has Drake not gotten in trouble for that yet? I've always thought it was weird when he starts doing that accent. p i'm not sure no at will months i had to ban the employees how was drake not gotten in trouble for

that yet that's i've always thought it was weird when he starts doing that you just had canceled face big time like i don't get why he gets away with it he's from canada what are you doing well he's also a black man yeah but like i feel like you can't just change your accent mid-song is it patois or patoy p-a-t-o-i-S. I honestly don't know. I'm going to go Patois. Patois sounds tight. And he was doing that? Yeah, like on the red carpet before for some reason. I could play it if you want. You want me to play it?

Sure, plug in, dog. Let's plug in. Why don't you guys buy me 10 seconds? Do you know the... Like I said, Wilmots does not condone that at all. Right. I don't know how this went here. I'm sorry.

Yeah, we don't do that. Wilmots, we celebrate that culture. Yeah, we don't appropriate it. At Wilmonds, we celebrate that culture. Yeah, we don't appropriate it. Get your headies ready. But Cactus Jack does not work there, confirmed. Yeah, this tweet has over 10,000 RTs. We don't sell Cactus Jack rum either. By the way, this doesn't even look like Tom Hanks' son,

and his name is fucking Chet. Why is he the troubled one on the red carpet? He's troubled because his name is Chet. No, he's been in the news for some negative shit before. Oh, okay. Here we go. Big up, big up the whole island. Massive, it's your boy Chet and I.

Coming straight from the Golden Globes, you all seen. We've seen it for the time. I'm expecting an award soon for our outcome. Big up, tune in. I mean, he kind of crushed it. Okay. If you would have played that for me and I couldn't see the video,

I would have thought, oh, who's this Jamaican dude crushing the Golden Globes right now? But yeah, I don't think that's the move. It's not worth getting outraged over, though, people. He's getting canceled. Am I appropriating if I say, like, fucking mental, like, doing that?

This is Denglish. I don't know. Did you do any UK slang with the lads yeah that's uk it's not a traditionally marginalized group of people yeah i do love the uk slang but i did so i i called out sally because i started doing this so my the people we were hanging out with was one of my best friends ever i he's probably my longest running friend met him in kindergarten and what races did he do what he didn't what like what races like running okay he did a half so 13.1 yeah i hate you right now uh he but his his uh girlfriend is scottish and so he kind of has a little bit of an accent now because he's been living over there for eight years or something like that so he's got a little bit of an inflection but when you start hanging out with them you start

having a little bit of an inflection when you ask questions the way they ask questions ends differently and so sally did it a couple times and i was like sally you gotta stop doing that and she's like sorry it's like hard to not talk to them like that without doing it can you do just one example uh like hey will what you have for breakfast no like uh brett can you hand me that bottle of water oh water oh dude no stop dave can you shut your laptop stop they just do that and so like it's not something that like is intentional or anything like that but then you just start doing it and it's really hard to stop doing it and we found ourselves doing it when we were in the highlands because we were just all pretty much locked in a cabin together unless we were taking just you know dope ass walks

paintballing sheep yeah why were you shooting sheep with paintball are they surrounded by turnips we weren't dude they were just they're marked for i think they're marked to show like who they're owned by or something a tipman you were shooting with it's like our version of such a trash so i didn't know that was our brand in Scotland in Scotland you can pretty much walk anywhere like you can just pass through people's private property

as long as you're not like fucking around like you can walk through it and like you can't do anything did you watch Bourdain before you went over there

no Bourdain's are they not fenced off they are but you have to like a lot of places I think most places they have to have a fence that allows you to walk

through this is Glasgow Scotland Glasgow yeah Glasgow that's where that's where they are that's where it goes down yeah be careful what does that mean yeah so the shit's wild the uh we got to edinburgh and it was the same day as the glasgow to the two soccer teams there are celtic and rangers and it's the probably the scariest rivalry in sports like you don't want to fuck with it because it's very it's heavily religious I love those the best so that was going on what's the Catholics versus the Protestants yeah and so a lot of the pubs in Edinburgh that day were either closed or only for like one specific fan

but a lot of them wouldn't like the ones that we went to weren't even showing the game because they didn't want people to go in and make like a ruckus but then it also brought up the fact that roman bought the wrong team in scotland and those were the edinburgh yes yes yes hearts are hibs hilarious brett you'll know this when you start watching succession spoiler alert sorry i've got a hilarious fun fact about Chet did you know this is per someone on Twitter verified did you know Tom Hanks son was a rapper who went by Chet Hayes and his biggest hit was a remake to Wiz Khalifa's Black and Yellow

that was called White and Purple for Northwestern University I hate saying this I bet it slaps go Wildcats I mean do anything with that beat the Black and Yellow beat is going to go the second Wiz Khalifa says you know what it is it's just all bets are off saying this, I bet it slaps. Go Wildcats. I mean, do anything with that beat, the black and yellow beat's gonna go. The second Whistle Eater says, you know what it is,

like, it's just all bets are off. I over-listened to black and yellow so hard when that song came out. Oh, that song goes hard. I might just start listening to it again. It's been long enough. I hate that song so much. It's bad.

So you don't know what it is? No, I don't know what it is. I don't like Pittsburgh. Excuse me, Pittsburgh's fine. I don't like the Pittsburgh Steelers. I mean, I don't know what it is. I don't like Pittsburgh. Excuse me. Pittsburgh's fine. I don't like the Pittsburgh Steelers. I mean, I don't like the Steelers either. I don't know where I was going with that.

Sorry, dog. I just don't like the Suns. I do love how all their teams are black and yellow. It's great. I do like that. Yeah, why doesn't Detroit do that? Yeah, that consistency's tight. Detroit should do it.

They're all over the place. They're all over the place, yeah. It's ridiculous. Do you want my final takeaway from this trip? I guess, man. Still didn't explain why you're shooting sheep. Oh, I think they're just marked. But yeah, they were eating hella turnips.

Looked like it. They were turning up. They were turning up on the turnips. Fuck, I'm going to mute me for like the next 10 minutes. Great idea. We did do a traditional New Year's Eve dinner. Neeps and Tatties. Which are turnips and potatoes

I guess or something like that. And carrots. It was actually really good and then we had haggis. Still don't know what that is. Oh, they got the haggis? It's pretty gross. I think it's

cooked in the lung of a sheep. We got vegetarian. Most people these days do vegetarian. It's a little advanced for Dylan's cooking. They go vegetarian on it most of the time, I guess, just now because most people don't eat that.

But we did get one traditional, like, smaller one so that I could try it. I did have a cold, so my taste buds were firing at an all-time low, but I kind of enjoyed it. Not going to lie. Yeah, I've been known to do beer can haggis from time to time. Yeah? I just stuff a beer can in that tube of haggis.

Just a PBR. The Premier League game was very underwhelming. Why? Didn't you win like 4-0? Because one, the game ended 0-0. Saw zero goals. goals so soccer goes man polisic did not start and so what are they doing so he only attacked away from us which was kind of boring uh it was the most lackluster performance i've seen this chelsea team play so i was just

really bummed about that and i thought we got really awesome seats and we were close to the field but we were under an awning that blocked out everything that you could see that gave the game an atmosphere. It kind of felt like we were watching through a tube. And so we had no atmosphere for the entire game outside of the people around us. And the two dudes sitting next to me, I'm sorry if you guys are backers,

they had no clue what was going on. And so them trying to like talk to, talk to each other through the game, they were Americans. They just had no clue what was going on with the game trying to like talk to talk to each other through the game they were americans they just had no clue what was going on with the game and it was such a bummer like it was fun still i had a really good time but it wasn't it wasn't like that great did anybody take you under their wing like no you were americans and be like hey the guys next to us did and we told them we were americans we were like hey if there's any chance we need to do like i want to do them let us know But because the game was so boring,

it just wasn't an electric atmosphere. What's the crowd like? Are the people drinking beers? You can't drink beers in the seats. Really? You can drink in the stadium, but you can't bring your beers to the seats. So you have to just fire down beers.

At halftime, your boy just went and got two old speckled hens and just slammed them. Which I don't hate drinking old speckled hens. Old speckled hens are like shit. It's so good. You got me into that at June. They weren't even nitro there, though. They did them nitro at June's.

Ugh. That's pathetic. Hand dog. Any casual soccer hooligan racism? No, not that I heard. Not that I heard. The bar that we went to before was really fun, though, because you had to have a ticket,

a Chelsea ticket to get in. And so it was only people that were going to the game and that was actually a blast and partially because Tottenham was playing and their rivals so everybody was just cheering against Tottenham and so it's kind of a united front at the bar before or the pub that's time it's called the Chelsea pensioner met a dude from Austin a new Sally sister small world truly weird man that sounds tight but that was it it's a good trip sorry i was gone for so long guys i'm glad to be back i will say it was one of those trips where it was so long that by the end of it i was i was ready to come back i was like man i don't even want to go out in

london i'm just gonna miss you you miss your boys yeah how'd you feel your flight time uh i watched the flight over there i uh slept the entire way so i had no jet lag awesome wow awesome um the flight back i i tried to stay up the entire time because i wanted to uh not have any jet lag when i got back here took about a 30 minute snooze nothing crazy uh dave do you want to hear my streaming streaming things that i did yeah i really do i started mr robot were you watching these on your own device or is this so i had the device the stuff i'm Were you watching these on your own device, or was this a receipt device? The stuff I'm going to name first is on my own device. I started Mr. Robot.

I'm all in. What device? iPhone. You're watching, okay. It wasn't ideal. It made me jealous of anyone with an iPad. I finished the entire third season of Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. Shouts.

Worst season yet, but still a good season of television. On the screen, I watched a cartoon season of television. And on the screen, I watched a cartoon movie called The Queen's Corgis, which is essentially, it's just shitting on Donald Trump for the first half of the movie. It's really weird. The orange man.

The orange, the Cheeto man. Yeah. You know about him. And then I watched, I was flying British Airways, so they didn't have a bunch of like american options for things to watch they did but i'd seen a lot of them so i watched a movie

called beats which is about two scottish kids going trying to go to a rave an illegal rave do you guys know they banned rave music or like raves in the uk in 1994 too many kids odian i get probably ecstasy stuff. Too many kids hooking up? You weren't allowed to go to any organized event with people

where a consistent beat was playing. That's such a weird... Couldn't be me. Yeah, you couldn't do it. So it was about these two kids called Beats.

Really kind of an anxiety-inducing film. So essentially what they did was push rave culture like underground, and now it's much more dangerous and seedy. Good job. Yeah, love it.

And then I watched a movie called Happy New Year, Colin Burstead, and it's about a family that goes up to the Scottish Highlands, I think. They get a lavish house. They get their family together, and it was very Scottish and weird and kind of depressing at the end.

The only thing I remember from my trip over there is I watched Hateful Eight, and I felt like of depressing at the end. The only thing I remember from my trip over there is I watched Hateful Eight. And I felt like it took up the entire trip. Because it's like a three-hour movie or some shit. And it was not good. It's weird. On flights like that, it's like, well, I have nothing else to do. So, yeah, I'm just going to watch all these movies and not care.

If I'm on my couch watching that much TV in a consecutive amount of time, I'm going to get really bored really quick. Whatever. I will say there's a lot of people, a lot of people who reached out about what I did. I'm going to put together a couple blog posts on Sunday Scaries, sunday-scaries.com for those keeping track at home with some of the things I did because it's just too much to explain. And I just don't want to individually message people back. So just keep an eye out for that.

Apologies if I didn't do a good job explaining. That's it. Tight. Any affiliate marketing deals with any bars you were at? So you just throw some links in, we get paid? I'm going to have to DM

some of these bars and see, but I don't know if that's going to work out. Okay. Yeah, I'll put you in. I'll include you on the email. of these bars and see, but I don't know if that's going to work out. Yeah. Yeah. I'll put you in. I'll include you on the email. Just CC me. Yeah.

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You guys want those pants? I legit wear these every day. I do too. Yeah, it's kind of... I admit. It's one of those things. It's like, yeah, I'm just wearing these constantly. It's cold out.

It's dark at like 4 p.m. Me undies want you to know that they'll bring you some real comfort in the chilly months ahead. They've got sizes extra small through 4XL. I might just get some 4XLs just to chill in. It's big boy season. Me and my homeboy catch a sense of 4XL together. Me and Dylan.

Oh, come on. These things are three times softer than cotton. They've got wintry prints and colors. They've just got it all. They even have robes for men and women. The robes are tight. We need a robe. I need a robe.

I hate to beg, but send us robes are tight. We need a robe. I need a robe. I hate to beg, but send us robes. Yeah, I need a robe. You think the hotel we're staying at in Dallas has robes in it? They better. I'm hoping they're certified MeUndies. I was very upset when one of my hotels in the hotel I stayed in Scotland didn't have a robe. I was like, dude, it's freezing outside. All I want to do is cozy up.

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that's not your blanket that's the best man dude chill randy that's a robe randy doing dog silly ass dude he's got a blankie man yeah he loves blankets also what a guy follow up on yesterday's pod we talked about the australia thing i found the charity it's steve irwin's daughters oh hell yeah australia zoo wildlife warriors verified and everything so if you want to donate, that's a great dude. Yeah, she is good. She's awesome. That family's tight. Yeah. She's like,

she's taking his legacy to the next level. He's got to be very proud of her. Oh yeah. Yeah. She, how old is she? She's, she's not that old,

but she started like, she started doing outdoor stuff really young. Yeah. She was doing it like with Steve. Yeah. Yeah. He was dangerously walking her around crocodiles. What's her name?

Bindi Ewen. Bindi. That's very Australian. You know what? I might hit her with a follow. Yeah, she's probably got some entertaining content out there. She's good.

She's great. So is his wife. It's great, too. I forget her name. Oh, Bindi, yeah. Bindi. Bindi Ewen. Guess what?

You've just been followed. Wow. Wow. Wow, that Dave Ruff follow. That's weird. Everyone go follow Bendy. Hey, speaking of follows, can we do something real quick that we haven't done in a while?

Whoa. No, I thought we were done. We talked about that. Come here, Dave. We talked about that. Come here, Dave. We talked about this. We don't do this anymore. Oh, we do it. Get over here, dude.

I'm going to give David a titty twist. Why are you hitting him with the towel? No, I don't. Brett, what? I don't have a roll in the steam room yet. I'm still the new guy. You're still feeling it out. You're still feeling it out.

You're over in the corner. I need you to get my back on this, because I can't take both these guys. You want to take your back? I'll crank up the stand so they can't see, so we have an advantage. Choke me out. I'm going to mark up your backside with this towel, bitch. Okay. Point taken.

I'm going to wet the tip. Okay. And just go to town on it. One day you're going to be in that gym, and I'm going to pop you with the little tiny face towel. Bitch, do it. See what happens. You're not going to do anything. All right.

We'll take it to the rock wall, not just the basketball court. See if your little fucking Apple watch picks up on it. Oh, what are you steaming on, Will? This is, I went too far down the wormhole the other day and I can't say how much I fucking hate this and how, and part of the reason I hate this so much is because so many other people like it. I have 56 people on Instagram that follow this dude. And I just fucking hate this guy. Dude with sign.

Oh, I followed him the other day. Dude, stop. Why are you following him? I don't know. Dude, I'm new to it. Dude with sign? Not only... So he went very viral when he first started.

This guy's got... This sounds familiar. He's got 2.6 million followers his first post was october 2nd 2019 it's got 92 000 likes on it it everyone who follows this is a sheep it's run by fuck jerry oh is it yep yep it's by fuck jerry so like not yeah i mean like they aren't they still in like the trenches with this fire fest shit no i think they've made their way through it they're probably stronger because of it the only thing that they're doing well is that they have a story highlight that's helping australia that's the only thing i condone on this entire site outside of that i fucking hate this guy people are acting like this is the most revolutionary content of all time and

it's just really not it's just like guy with sign or man dude with signs oh even better like if you read his signs i mean like okay dave we used to have a lot of like hot take columns on pgp and stuff like that read all of these headlines as if they're pgp column headlines or sorry read all of his signs. Like they're just not that good. Stop using group pics for your dating profile. Oh dude, that's so revolutionary. No one cares which Disney character you got.

Yes, grandma. I'm still single. Is it because he's kind of like edgy hot? Like kind of homo chic? Dude, this guy just stinks. Is that the deal here? And like that's why he's... I don't know stops stop standing up when the plane lands like these are just like yeah these are takes that

every single person's had at some point ross has been doing that bit for like five years so this guy's a little late see you next year isn't a funny joke like these aren't that good of science and people are eating them up it's as if it's like the most next level content of all time be free yeah this is lame. Gotta say, in this stop standing up when the plane lands, he is wearing a

90s era cowboy sweatshirt. So, might be fucking with this guy. Dude, don't even, don't get fooled. This is a fuck Jerry brand. Stop having one-on-one convos in the group chat.

Like, I'm sorry, but like, I feel like I've written columns for like half of the things that he's had on here. think this guy's just getting old pgp 10 it's just low-hanging fruit like i just i think we can be better as a society when it comes to this follow god i hate fuck jerry i know i hate it too fuck fuck jerry and like this guy doesn't have a big following because he's doing really good content he has it because they're just posting photos on fuck jerry that direct people to him

and anyone can get a lot of followers if they do that. I mean, maybe we should just pay Fuck Jerry to give us 1,500 followers for our next ad deal

that we're trying to get. No, let's not do that. Okay, that's fine. Yeah, it's $30,000 a post for Fuck Jerry I read the other day. Huh. I went down a hateful wormhole

of trying to read columns. I'm sorry. They're still just screenshotting memes and posting them to their to that account yeah i'm gonna get upset i'm sorry i know it's a really petty thing to hate and like hey no it's not it's just because they they made so much money from stealing people's content and not crediting those people. It's bullshit. They're thieves is what they are. Fuck them. Fuck all those people.

They say they credit now, but like, I mean, even ass. Okay. Too little, too late. Like you kind of already gained your entire following by stealing stuff. So doing it now, it's kind of, it's not really doing much for me. I'll tell you about the phone call that we had with that, with that dude one time. No. Ryan and I, one of the old grand x co-founders we had a call with elliot i think his name is

yeah yeah um he just we talked about doing some kind of collab situation i don't this is a long time ago obviously and the dude sat on the phone and said like three words and they were like yep cool bye like that was pretty much it and ryan talked for five ten minutes and this guy just sat there he's the biggest dickhead in the world he has no talent he's a thief fuck that guy that guy sucks i'm done that guy sucks wow dude you know what dylan needs right now a champagne i do need a double steam oh i hate this guy dude i'm so like i just when i saw how many people were following, I was like, damn, this guy's doing numbers.

And then I saw in his bio that it's by the fuck Jerry guys. And I was like, of course it is. Of course it is. I was never going to follow him anyway. Cause I don't think, I don't think the signs are that creative. It's just that it's the most topical low hanging fruit joke for whatever's going on right now. Yeah. I saw one and I thought it was funny.

Is there one that's like, oh, go ahead. No, that's it. That's it. Oh, like I'm sure like don's it. That's it. Oh, like I'm sure like don't get into political arguments on Facebook. Yeah, probably. I guarantee it's going to happen.

And like, they probably have like thousands upon thousands of DMS, like with ideas for what to put on there. And all this guy has to do is get a piece of cardboard, write it on there, go up, stack paper. He's got the best gig in

social media right now so i applaud him for that yeah they just get the picture and then he probably walks away would be a real shame if he had one that said do not listen to the circling back podcast is this something where this guy was doing it on his own and then fuck jerry bought it i don't know i mean it only started in october but it's entirely possible that he was doing it before and then they just like archived or deleted all the old posts to give it a more consistent vibe. Probably because they're not creative enough to come up with something like that.

They're a bunch of dumbasses. This is what it feels like. He was doing it. He had like 10,000 followers. Fuck Jerry saw it. Added it to their... Dude, let's blow this guy up. Exactly.

Whatever. It's kind of like what we did with Wesesson dill it's exactly like that yeah to neil arts and to neil hearts so adderall's the top trending topic right now why and i was worried not really worried i don't i don't do adderall anymore uh but i thought maybe like i got banned or something because you know it is it is a fucking uh it's methamphetamine yeah i was gonna say it's an amphetamine and uh no it's because people are they think that trump's on adderall heavily and they're thinking he's snorting it he gave like a press conference today uh or just a speech and he was apparently sniffing heavily i don't know why he was snorted it. Could it have been cocaine by any chance? Allergy season. Yeah, it's cedar season, as we've learned the hard way.

And you know what? Nobody really snorts Adderall. If they do, they're wasting their time. Agreed. Yeah, why don't you just get the extended release and just pop that shit? You know what I mean? Why rail it? Do like what Dylan used to do.

Supposit. Yeah. Yeah. That was fun. You're a bum boy? No, of course not. Come on. So he made a statement regarding the the attacks last night yeah so i want to know i i need to see it now i was on high anxiety

anxiety last night i was glued to i was too i was too twitter i went down with us twitter's crazy man because you find like the you have like your mainstream news your cable news and they'll give you some of it but then you find like these

these accounts these journalists in like the Middle East who like they know in like real time what's happening like Iranian planes

have just entered Iraqi airspace like no one was reporting that shit the plane crash did you see the plane what the fuck there was a

180 people died in a plane crash. Taking off from Tehran. Also, two earthquakes. I saw that, too, and I was like, that is suspicious. It's fucking... The plane that went down

was apparently on fire before it hit the ground. Yeah, there's video. So it was shot down. Well, that's the... Yeah. Or bombed or something. I mean, granted,

there's a lot of different situations there, but you got... Too many coincidences last night. It's very strange. I don't know what the fuck's going on, but I was on high anxiety last night. When North Korea tests nuclear bombs underground, that registers on the Richter scale,

and two of those last night made me concerned. It would be... Yeah. Last night was one of those times when i was like oh okay maybe the uh the world war three memes aren't aren't really that funny right now let's put those on hold for a minute yeah it's a little too real well it's times like these you learn to meme again well i don't even know what you're talking about I'm just saying the memes will get us through is that Foo Fighters

it is there was a a Foo Fighters sign at HEB last night that was clever that's cool that's pretty good man

learn to fly get your shot wash your hands cause it's cold I'm surprised dude with sign doesn't have like a fucking Foo Fighters sign

fucking loser oh man look at us huh just doing content over here fuck a fucking firefighter sign fucking loser. Oh man. Look at us huh? Just doing content over here. Fuck. I'm gassed after having to talk about that trip

and then going straight into a steam room. Let's do this weekend in front of them. I need a cigarette right now. Okay. We can do this weekend in front.

I'll kick it off. We have like a theme song for it or something like a sound bite that we can do. We used to but we were worried that we were treading too closely to copyright infring know copyright infringement so it got removed read it

be real same if you sold a sponsorship for it man i'm working on it okay okay yeah so i have uh the homie on friday we're just gonna just gonna low-key chill might get a dinner off somewhere take fit pics with each other we're gonna going to get some FitPix off. Teach in portrait mode this weekend. Okay. I will. I will. Yeah, I might have a glass of wine. I don't know.

Just chill, watch a movie with the homie. He'll have apple juice or something like that. Saturday and Sunday, I'm wide open. I think the weather might be nice. I know there's been talk of golf, Dave. Hopefully that comes to fruition. I would love to play golf. I need redemption after the last round I played.

It was terrible. I'm at the point in golf where I don't even know if I need redemption. I need lessons. I don't know if I can go out there and actually play well. You need a hard reset is what you need. I need to go play Kaiser. That's my reset course. It's like, all right, I can at least score on this course.

Get an 88, get out of here. We'll come back. Let's call it good. It's like, all right, I can, I can at least score on this course. Get an 88, get out of here. We'll come back. Let's call it good. I'm excited. I don't have anything on, on the docket. And that's always exciting for me.

I'm looking forward to it. Dave, what about you? Well, thanks for asking Dylan. Thus far, I have no plans. We'll see if this tea time goes down.

It's Wednesday. so who knows? It's going to be pretty low-key because my next, like the latter half of January for I think all of us is pretty intense. So this weekend, like I'm going to be out and about playing golf, maybe go get some beers, maybe do some day drinking if the weather's nice. I haven't checked, but hopefully it's like patio beers. Nice. I saw like Saturday, it's like high of 60.

60 and abundant sunshine. Catch me in a rowback vest. That is perfect. Oh, it's rowback vest season. Yeah. Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah.

I'd like to do that. I could see maybe a June a June's little patio session. A patio, old speckled hen. Come me in, bitch. We'll text you. We'll text you, dog. Those tables aren't that big. Table's full, man.

I don't take up much space. That's good. When does Connor fight? Is that next weekend? So it's a Saturday. We come back from Dallas. I don't take up much space. That's good. When does Connor fight? Is that next weekend? 18th. So it's a Saturday. Fuck. We come back from Dallas. Damn it.

I wish he was fighting when we were in Breck so we could just like... That would be such a... Go hard. I'm pretty excited for this. Cowboy Connor. Do you follow him on Graham? Have you seen how much muscle he's added? Because he's fighting at 170.

He looks absolutely thick. His guys said it's the most in shape he's seen him. He looks like a beast. I guess you have to say that. Is he fighting the Caucasian zombie? No, the Korean zombie actually won a couple weeks ago. Hell yeah. Best nickname in sports.

Knocked this dude out. I love it. I love it. No, he's fighting cowboy, Donald Cerrone. Also a legend. Okay. I don't know anything about... My MMA't like my MMA knowledge starts and ends with like only the big dogs.

So maybe I need to brush up before this fight. Uh, cowboy is just kind of like a dude from Colorado. Kind of, I mean, calls himself cowboy comes out, walks out the kid rock cowboy. Oh, I'm all in. It's going to be a good fight. It's going to be, uh, it'll's going to be, it'll be fun. I think Conor knocks him out in a second. I mean, we'll be back from Dallas at that point.

We'll be back. Maybe we squad up at Micah's place. Yeah, I was going to say, let's just make Micah buy it. Sally's going to be out of town, so your boy's got free time. Micah's been making a lot of excuses every time we've been trying to do this. I think either that or I'll just go to, we can go to Woodrow's and watch. They always have it for free. Sally could sally's gone maybe we could squat up in my place watching a connor fight in public is pretty dicey that's connor brings out everybody

yeah the guys and like those kind of things it's kind of dicey to watch in public because i feel like it makes people want to fight it does it's a t-boost oh i need to go get my shit now that it's 2020 oh yeah wonder what i'm doing this weekend i'd love to know nothing yeah nothing i mean i after after all this time i could really use some downtime uh i need to i really need to readjust to the uh the jet lag that i'm feeling waking up at 4 30 every day ain't for your boy so i don't know as you guys know i haven't announced this publicly yet uh but i need to get a vegetarian recipe off this weekend because i'm trying to go a week just only eating vegetables and like bread and shit too is this

like a breckenridge hot tub diet no people said i couldn't people said i couldn't do it and i'm gonna do it no because it's not a diet it's like i plant if we go to pine house or something i'm just gonna eat like a giant pizza oh yeah you know what No, because it's not a diet. It's like I plant. If we go to Pine House or something, I'm just going to eat like a giant pizza. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it's kind of the best. It's kind of great. Like cutting out meat's not that hard.

And so people saying that I couldn't do it. Like, I can absolutely do this. You can do it, Dave. I will say Sally got some like chicken curry the other night and I got some broccoli curry and hers looked way better. And it was mine was terrible. It was just terrible curry. It was bad. It was just bad.

Straight up. But yeah, I don't know. There's some soccer on. Another takeaway from England. It's harder to watch soccer over there on TV than it is here. They don't broadcast any good games. Amazon Prime bought a bunch of the rights and so you couldn't even watch it at bars.

I went up to the hotel. Weird. Seems counterintuitive it was easier to watch nfl games over there than it was to watch soccer so maybe you guys should move over there i'm probably not gonna move over there i'm also to watch nfl probably stay put yeah i'm watching nfl is pretty easy here yeah we got except for those nfl network games that they randomly do like saturday nights that sucks that's weird i didn't know weird yeah yeah it was very bizarre so yeah i have nothing going on it's gonna be fucking awesome i can't wait i have multiple pals in town this weekend lads or lassies one lassie one lad you're gonna bring them around us uh yeah saturday if we do something okay oh yeah one of my

friends is in town um she's kind of like doing a blogging situation. So she's here Wednesday through Friday. We'll squad up for, you know, we'll get a dinner off at some point. And then Saturday, I have a buddy who's here for work. Nice. Can't wait. That's short and sweet. I don't have any plans other than hang with them and get some beers and food stuff.

Cool, cool. I like that you referred to it as a blogging situation. Yeah, she wants to be a travel blogger, and Austin's a spot on the— Oh, does she know Sally? She does not know Sally. Yeah, is she a Sal gal? She's not a Sal gal. I told Sally on our flight home, I was like, you're not doing this.

Isn't Sally a travel vlogger, though? Yeah, technically. Micro-vlogging? I kind of want to ride next to her on the way to Denver. See what happens. Oh, dude, be my guest. Be my guest. Catch me in the exit row where you can like only have two people there

and I'm going to like drag Dave next to me or something. Are we all on the same flight now? Dave's going later. You know I'm an exit row guy. Also aisle guy. Because I have a small bladder. I'm an exit row guy. Also aisle guy. Because I have a small bladder. I'm an aisle guy now. I thought you were an air marshal.

That's why you had to do it. Window or aisle. I'm happy. I couldn't tell you if I was. Yeah, I don't really care either way. But I've been skewing aisle lately. Did you do aisle for the England flight? No.

Okay. Were you window or middle you were middle well so what are you talking about yeah we flew business class oh and so like the middle there you kind of just it's like two of us next to each other and so we just had like fully extended beds and we were just like right there being on the aisle is actually worse because then you have to well we you still had to step over people but luckily our flight wasn't full and it was the cheapest you could possibly get that, which is why we pulled trig. That's cool. And so like,

it was very easy to get around, but it's kind of awkward because you have to step over people who are sleeping. Oh, well. Okay. Yeah. That's fair.

Yeah. Now, international flight though, if I had to choose, I think I would choose window so I could just throw my body up against it and sleep yep i'm also i'm gonna be out like a light i'm a looker too i know that people frown upon the window lookers but like i like to look out and be like oh that's you know that city and that all fuck around and take a photo if the clouds are

dope yeah i've done that damn dude yeah cumulus click people do need to stop putting up like the the window thing with the with the wing pick yeah like atx arrow nyc i mean i did it on the train we get it you travel i did it on the train to edinburgh i can't i can't front like i didn't but i know it's i know it's like easy content that no one cares about no one dude was signed it's gonna be like stop posting photos of the wing fucking loser why'd you come out my neck with my pig last night your pig oh i don't know yeah dude stop taking pics while driving could have been in the front seat no you weren't dude i wasn't who would yes off your phone driving. Everybody knows that's a bad move. Shut up, Dylan.

It was a tight look at the skyline and sunset. Simultaneously. We get it, dude. You moved to Austin. I did. You get it, dude. You drive on the road.

I do. It's cool you have a vehicle. Fine. People were chirping me for the out-of-focus pic and I was like, well, it kind of turned out sick. I don't want to just see

a random in-focus pic of cars in the skyline. No? No. So I hit him with the autofocus that was on purpose everybody out there gosh fucking blackberry curve ass over here never had a blackberry don't even know what it's like confession i didn't know we were doing enough confessions let's go sort through that spider shit man yeah let's go do it uh we'll be back on uh friday i do

have a whole breaking news is that cool oh yeah what is, yeah. What is it? Just keep it quick. This is where Brett extends the podcast 30 minutes like he did Monday. All right. You guys are about to feel really bad. In lieu of breaking news, I want to say to all our guys and girls out there in the armed forces that may or may not listen to this podcast, I know it's a weird time to be everybody out there, but hopefully this... It's easy to say talking behind microphones, but they're a hell of a lot braver than we are,

and it's an interesting time to be out there. So this podcast gives anybody out there a little bit of a reprieve from what's going on, and buddies, if you have them in the service, let us know, let them know that we're all thinking of them. It's a weird time. Well said. Now I feel like a jerk. Yeah.

But people already know i support the troops so absolutely if there's two things about david ralph we know is that he supports the troops and he doesn't discuss his finances publicly i'll co-sign that brett or to my or to the bank of america teller yeah yeah should we get out of here yeah all right see you guys friday bye Bye.