Circling Back - Pitbull's Stadium & Mormon Mommy TikTokers

Episode Date: August 7, 2024

Whole squad buying in on Pitbull's FIU stadium naming rights, trying to trudge through all the stuff surrounding this Mormon Swinger show on Hulu, a special Space Bar segment about a nova that's going to bust, a Worst Weekend-adjacent story, This Weekend in Fun, and more. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (15:00) Pitbull Stadium Naming Rights = Acquired (30:00) Any Interest in Mormon Swinger Show? (42:20) Spacebar: This Nova About To Bust (53:15) Worst Weekend: Rogue Shower Intruder (58:20) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Bourbon & Beyond: www.bourbonandbeyond.com  Twillory: www.twillory.com (WASHED18 for $18 off purchase of $139 or more) Stamps: www.stamps.com/circlingback (4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale with code CIRCLINGBACK) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back, Circling Back Podcast. My name's Will. David Ruff, how are we doing? I'm doing great, Will. Thank you. I know this isn't the platform to discuss my watch of Lost. My watching of Lost. It's not a rewatch. I've never seen it, but I'm in season three. And real quick, I just want to say,

we've gotten to the part of the show where they take background characters who are also on the plane that survived that have never had speaking parts, and they're just subtly, not so subtly actually introducing them as if they are like have been a part of it the whole time. And they're just now they're speaking and it's just weird and I don't like it. And I'm not one to be critical of JJ Abrams, but I think it's a miss here. Shout out to his daughter, Gracie Abrams senior in concert. He's not very high ranking on my Abram or my J.J.

scale. Who's your favorite J.J.? Barea. What? Probably Kale. J.J. Kale is that singer. You've heard of shit, dude. You know, you've heard of shit. You just don't realize it. J.J. from Coco Mellon. He seems like a real one. Okay.

Just don't say redic. Uh he's got some skellies in the clause. He does. I don't know. He's the head coach. He's got some lakers now. He put some interesting clauses into his contracts like Santa. Exactly like Santa. He puts the what's

the opposite of Santa actually because I think that might be the opposite of Santa actually? Because I think that might be- The opposite of Santa Claus? Yeah. I don't know how to answer that question. Yeah. It's a Grinch. Yeah, it's got to be Grinch.

Okay. Before he's pre-Steeling Christmas. Right. Pre-Good Guy Grinch. Yeah, KJ would know. KJ is well-versed in JJ Rettick potential skeletons. They're not really skeletons, but they're, you know, it's weird. Some stuff that you're like, what? Well-versed in JJ Riddick potential skeletons. They're not really skeletons, but they're, you know,

it's weird, some stuff that you're like, what? Yeah, maybe skeleton, maybe they need, what's the word? It's not a skeleton in your closet, but when someone finds out about something, they go, huh, really? Really? Oh, really? I don't even know what y'all are, like what, what, what's?

I, what's the situation? There is an agreement with an ex-girlfriend that dealt with what might happen if she became with child. Oh, okay. It's a lot different than the agreement that you have with girlfriends, that you have them have them sign which is the NDA stuff, dude Yeah, I like to keep this shit under wraps. You know how be I don't know it also says that they're not allowed to call you Roger Dorn Yeah, I they can't look you in the eyes when you're playing golden tea

Some some dude at Matt's sorry, Matt O'Ranchos the other day came up and said, what's up Dorn in front of Chelsea? And she was like, okay. Can she even fathom what's going on when Dorn gets pulled out? She knows. There's a lot of layer. There's levels to that.

I had to explain to her why people in public call me a name that is not my actual name. Has she seen Major League? No, but I've explained to her the. Stream Room. I've never seen it. The origin of. Stream Room. Y'all should have picked it for Stream Room because I've never seen it.

You've never seen Major League? No. When I watched baseball movies, it was usually, you know, Angels in the Outfield. You have, right? I was on that grind. Oh, Major League's great. No, I'm not saying it's not. It's just one of those, it's one of those baseball movies that's just escaped me.

It's like me not seeing Shrek. It's worse. Not a baseball movie by any means. Hey, will you watch it for me one day? Dylan Shivery. Will you watch it for me one day? I'll watch it. It's probably a movie with balls.

Shout out to Kyle. Very good point. Shout out to Kyle Banduho, dear friend. We gotta get this book released so people can get it in their hands. What do you want? What's up with you? No, I'm just, I'm watching the boys right now and it's fun, man. I know why it took me so long to get into the show. It's really good. It's really entertaining. I'm not even watching anything right now. I'm just hanging out with my absolute boys. What's up with this Homelander guy? Are you kidding? The stuff he's up to? That's a show that will meme you into watching it.

Yeah. You see, there was a time where nothing but Homelander memes and you're like, well I gotta get him. The meme, the little clip where he like is in front of the crowd and he's kind of like looks around. Realizing. I thought that was AI for so long.

The guy has a very AI face. You know what I mean? There are people with AI face. He's got AI face. Yeah, he's sitting out there. Yeah, Brett's got AI face. Dude, it pissed me off so bad when Brett did one, he did his first ever AI experiment

making renderings of himself, and he decided to change every profile picture within like two hours of it. It's like, Brett, you're going so in on AI right now. At least we shamed him to change it. He is, credit to Brett, he is one of the best people I know with AI skills. He's good with AI.

The songs he makes. He's kind of down the back. I think Randy's optimized his entire job and he's not even working right now. Are you working right now, Randy? Yes, I'm working. No, I'm actually just sitting here doing nothing. That would be even worse.

That would somehow be worse if I had to sit here. Yeah. And then AI did my whole job and I sit here doing just raw dog the pod. Yeah. Oh, and you could be watching a movie or something and listening to stuff on your headphones. I guess.

That's what I, actually, that's how I used to listen to Touching Base was I would watch tutorials at my old job because my job, my boss was like, I don't know, do something like watch tutorials or something. I would just be listening to you guys while I was watching a tutorial. I wasn't actually watching. Right. He's just texting his absolute geckos. Hey. So when I got my foot run over by a car and I couldn't walk for a couple months, I set

up a second monitor at my desk at my job. That was pretty much just where I watched soccer throughout that period of my life. That was pretty much just where I watched soccer throughout that period of my life. It was a great time. Just sneaking in some footy with the lads every morning was just a nice little bump in my step. Not that kind. Oh, that's right.

That's what my mind immediately wants to say. Since I do so much cocaine. Stop, dude. That's not nice. Pothole, Dylan. Pothole. I did go out and assess the situation out there. I have seen zero potholes out there.

So I have decided that it's officially just their way of saying speed bump or look out, they're just screaming pothole. Beware. I don't really have a lot of, a lot of solutions at this point. Um, I'm thinking about just, uh, maybe setting up a Gatorade stand for them. Handing them paper cups, a Gatorade stand for them, handing them paper cups of Gatorade as they go by next time and just kind of get on their good side almost. Just be like, hey, we're awake over here, but our kids are sleeping.

Here's some Gatorade. Yeah. Let's talk later. What if they hit you with a pothole? What if they have to double pothole now? Some assholes in the road with Gatorade. Each one of them. How big is the Peloton? How many people deep?

I thought you were talking about mine. I was like, no, not really. It's pretty normal size. I use the right terminology there, yeah? Yeah, I guess so. I don't really know how they refer to it just in like, you know. What kind of numbers are they doing?

From the sounds of it, at least 20. It's a big group. It's a big group. Dude. It's a big group. It's a big group. Dude. It's a big group. I couldn't get 20 people together to exercise with me if I do it like a year long campaign. These run clubs in these big cities

have taken off so much. That's true. That's true. Luckily I don't live in a rub run or rub club territory, but I would not be real happy if I stumbled upon a run club. If I was out for a nice stroll or drive. I'd be so beaten down if I was trying to like run around the trail in Austin one day

and there's just like a 300 person run club in front of me. I'd be like, not only do I feel like a loser, but I don't know, run clubs like, come on, just go run. Everybody fucking, huh? I was driving on- Yeah, is that a horny play? I was driving on Barton Springs the other day and I saw a group of like 25 dudes, like early mid twenties. Absolutely. With towels over their shoulders, walking to the Barton Springs the other day and I saw a group of like 25 dudes,

like early mid twenties, absolutely. The towels over their shoulders walk into the Barton Springs pool. And I was like, man, I couldn't get that many people together. If I, if I spent like two months like campaigning for it, like, Hey, come on guys, like I want to do this swim day. I get like, like you guys don't even show up. Right. Bitch. Right.

I went to James's party under a lot of scrutiny. It'd be like James and Randy and that'd be it. You could get five people. You could get five. Maybe. I'm from this town. This is my town. I just, with kids in the mix,

I just don't even reach out to people that don't come to shit anymore. Like you're off the list. You ain't getting texted. Yeah. You don't show up to anything. I text you all the time and you're just like what do you show up to everything that I'm I'm able to show up to. It would be weird if you if I saw you walk in with like 25 other dudes in your age bracket. Walk into Barton Springs just to get a little swim off. Yeah.

We're like, sure. it wasn't just age demo? And they had the aura of triple the man? It was a mob of dudes. Were they hot? No glaze? I didn't really get a, they were pretty generic looking white dudes. Whenever I see a group of dudes walking in Austin,

I just assume it's like a bachelor party. It could have been. It was over the weekend. I'm always amazed when dudes have like 24 people bachelor party. It could have been. It was over the weekend. I'm always amazed when dudes have like 24 people bachelor parties. Like our dude Harbs had like a 40th birthday party in Mexico and like 45 people showed up. Like I don't know if I can get 45 people to like show up

at my house for a party, let alone go to Mexico for me. If I like started a text thread of like everyone I wanted to invite, I would get to 12 and be like, I don't know who else. I'd be like, that's about it, man. It's almost like male friendships dying after the age of 35. It's so true. Sad and true. It's big facts, dude. Hey, announcement time. Guess what? Guess what? I've already started writing my washed subst stack newsletter this week. I'm reprising an old series.

I don't think it's the one that people want, but it's an old series nonetheless. I want it. Cause I've heard a really dark cocoa melon humor. Do I have a newsletter for you this week? That's good. Washed.substack.com. Go subscribe for the newsletter.

It'll be in your inbox every Friday morning. I have a motion. I'd like to, I have a big motion. If all of our stuff go subscribe for the newsletter. It'll be in your inbox every Friday morning. I have a motion. I'd like to, I have a big motion. If all of our stuff is done for the newsletter, I'd like to lobby to send the newsletter out an hour earlier than we're sending it out. I think it needs to hit the people's inboxes by 7 a.m. Central time.

Usually it's ready before 7 a.m. the day that it launches. So we can probably make that happen. I think seven is the move. Okay. I think it's the move. All right, hey, say less. It's like sending a scheduled tweet at like 7.01. Cause you know the big brands are gonna send theirs at seven.

So we would zag at Grand Ex and we would do like 7.01. No, Micah would legitimately launch touching base episodes at like 7.03 AM or whatever. Like he'd go 0.3 because he said that the way that iTunes would comb for new episodes was on the hour or something. So there was a part of me that was like, wait, so if we don't do it at 7, you're doing it at 7.03, does it take another 57 minutes for it to comb and recognize that there's a new episode or are we going to be at the top of the pile when they get delivered to people's

phones? Like, I feel like he might've been big braining it so much that it actually backfired. Yeah. I feel like because if there's game the system we ended up getting played. Big brained it too hard. And then Rob Fox told me early on he goes, yeah, I always scheduled for 701 just so that any other media sites that do

seven, I just know that we're above them on the timeline. I was like, oh, that's a pretty good idea. I'm going to do that. Everybody did. That's not bad. I did, I did, I did on the Oh five or the 35. What, how do you talk about this? Anyway, youtube.com slash circling back and tomorrow Dylan's track house,

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unless you want like one of two shirts, one of which is the fajita shirt. I don't really understand why you wouldn't want that. I wore mine at the gym yesterday, true story. Really? I did. Any discotheque action after? No, but I did get some looks and I don't work out with headphones

anymore. So I expected someone to come ask me. You're raw dogging your workout? I am. Why? Not a criticism, more of just an inquiry. Two things. They broke. And second, I'm much more efficient. I find that I'm not looking down trying to find like skip songs and try to find different playlists. I find that I'm not like looking down trying to find like skip songs and try to find different playlists. I just get it done and it's easier to focus without music. So do you even have your phone in your pocket while you're working out? No. Yeah, I don't keep it. I keep it. I do keep it on my person, but not in my pocket. Raw dogging workouts is more hardcore than raw dogging

Raw dogging workouts is more hardcore than raw dogging flights. It's hard to do. It's really not. No, had I ever forgotten, when I was in my gym phase, great six months, had I forgotten my headphones, there's no way I'm getting on anything. She's turned back around. Yeah, like, yeah.

Bye. I tried. I'm more likely to work out without the right shoes than headphones, I tried. I'm also more likely to work out without the right shoes than headphones. I need it. I'm not gonna do the treadmill for like 45 minutes also. So that I could see it being a problem. But for like lifting weights and stuff, I don't care.

The germaphobe in me won't allow me to bring my phone into the gym. Oh, you just go watch? I have to go just watch. And if I don't have, if yeah, if it's like not charged or something, I'll just, I'll just raw dog it, even though it's really difficult.

But I don't like to touch the phone when I touch Jim. Jims are just gross. You're on your don't believe me grind. Okay. Just watch. Oh, okay. That's good. That's good.

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Florida International University's football stadium. Something of note is that a yearly price tag for this is 1.2 million dollars. Two things on that. One, I would have imagined that FIU Stadium naming rights might be a little lower than that for some reason. I was going to guess higher. I just assume that FIU doesn't fill the the stands every weekend, but I also don't know. I'm not a big FIU guy. I'm more surprised that Pitbull is liquid enough to make this work. I wonder what naming rights costs for like, uh, Dallas

Cowboys to AT&T stadium. What do you think that runs? Obviously more than 1.2 million, but what's the price tag on something like that? Quarter Billy? Or sorry, quarter. You think so? A quarter of a Billy.

We got you at 250 million. Yeah. For how many years like per year yeah hmm I don't think it's that much no I don't know I'm trying to think like it's hundreds of millions nine digits though I'm sure if if I use 1.2 Dallas is a notable stadium that's recently changed? Uh, I'm not sure. What about, uh, what about New Orleans? I got it. Are we, are we in the ballpark?

I will. And I were a little high. Uh, this is now this is pre-lunch fallation. So we're looking at between 17 to 19 million a year. But this was, this was inked in 2013. It says the deal was reportedly for 20 to 30 years, which would be worth $400 to $600 million. See, I thought it would be like, I was thinking when I said a quarter billy, I was thinking

a five-year deal that would go up to like $50 million. That seemed right to me. An escalation. If you could buy any stadium and have it be Dylan Shivery, the Dylan Dome. Oh, I mean it'd be DKR. You take that away? People would be like this fucking podcaster just cocked an all time hall of fame coach for us and just decided to name it after himself.

I mean, I do appreciate when franchises don't sell their naming rights, like that, for example. There aren't many out there, as we talked about recently on, where was that? Do you know it? Do you know it? It was a baseball play. Not many out there who are holding strong.

Okay, so Wrigley fell into that, but isn't Wrigley the gum guy? Yeah, but it was named after him, not the company. It's not sponsored by the gum anymore. It's just the dream of some gum guy. If you have a local businessman who it's named after. What'd you say, David? It was just like the conception, the dream of some gum guy.

Jim Wrigley. What is he doing? Was it Jim Wrigley? I don't know his first name. It was William Wrigley. What is he doing? Was it Jim Wrigley? I don't know his first name. It was Willie William Wrigley. That didn't matter. Sure. Texas state, Jim Wackerfield.

This is a good move for Pitbull. That's a low price tag. He always got it. I assume it's in Miami. I don't think Will knew he got it. Well, we were questioning the liquidity. You don't think Pitbull has a hunt like 1.2 laying around? So like, one thing I guess I don't't think Pitbull has like 1.2 laying around? Okay, so like one thing I guess I don't know about Pitbull

is like his other business ventures. He's Mr. Worldwide. Because like I know that like, you know, Diddy, has like Siroc that he makes a ton of money off of. Like, does Pitbull have a liquor vertical or something? I think in the Latin culture of like Southern Florida, I think he's a megastar. Oh, I think so.

No, he's a megastar. I mean, think so. No, he's a megastar. I mean, he's Mr. Worldwide. Right. There's a reason for that. You don't get that nickname if you're not worldwide. He's not regional. What's his, what's his net worth?

Ooh. This is a good one. I'm going to say, I'm going to say $185 million. Well. Um, I'm going to say 200 million. An estimated $100 million in 2024. Meh. After tax is not that much. I'm looking this up. What do you guys think FIU is in their conference? I just saw. It's not good. Where do you think they finished in conference USA? FIU. Is that Tom Herman? Yeah, wasn't good. How much money would he make if he, like,

would he sell out the stadium if he did a halftime show every single home game? And could that just alone pay for the rest of like the naming rights for the year? Like what if he just, what if he just did two songs at halftime instead of corporate stuff? Yeah. He doesn't need like the full like Super Bowl run out in like 35 minute halftime or anything like that. Just like hop on the mic, get it lit, get out of there. You gotta think this comes with some Benny's too. He's got season ticks. Dude, give him give him the mic like for live in-game stuff. Yeah. Yeah, that's lit. This says Pitbull's ventured into various businesses. For a few years, he entered the beverage industry.

This 2020, he partnered with Halo, the organic drink with electrolytes and was named global ambassador of Espenita Tequila, which he earns in equity and earnings. Dude, celebs love putting their name on tequila. They really, really do. He is the partner and godfather of the ship Escape, part of the Norwegian cruise lines. What does that mean?

He's the godfather? Is that what it says? I want to be the godfather of a cruise ship. That sounds tight. That's fucking awesome. He's also, he's got his hands in a lot of stuff. It's a lot of stuff that I don't really see as being like crazy lucrative, but at the same time, I don't think I'm in a position to question Mr. Worldwide. You think he might've been on the flight log? Oh, don't do that. I'm just asking.

I'm just asking worldwide. Well, he's worldwide. He's not Mr. Little St. James. I think I get the feeling that he doesn't need to slum it on Epstein's jet when he lives, I mean, I could see him being a little St. James, but I think he's flying his himself. 100 mil, you've got enough to dabble and pry. Yeah. Yeah. And you're Mr. Worldwide. Like who doesn't want to be on a private jet with Pitbull? God, his carbon footprint must be crazy. If you're worldwide, like, come on, man. He's not Mr. Domestic, man. He gets out there. Mr. Domestic. It's me all weekends just fucking putting them back.

Put that on a hat in my garage. Mr. Domestic. That's not bad. Yeah. Well. We've had worse ideas. Yeah. What's the worst one we've had on this go around? Randy's had some shit once. Some real stinkers. It's day, day, day. Yeah, that. Oh yeah. No, explain, explain that hat.

Explain that hat Dave. No, cause somebody's going to do it. What is it? Day, day, day, and then under a weekend. Think about it. Do the math. Dude, there's levels. Day, day, day, weekend. Think about it. Do the math. Dude, there's levels. Day, day, day, weekend?

Think about it. Look at it in your head, visualize it. We're talking what, four day weekends? Like, was that what that means? I don't get it. Day, day, day. Three days. Right.

Not four. What if we made a, what if we made a three day weekend? A weekend would be four. Three day weekend. Oh, three day weekend. I was thinking three weekdays and then the rest of the week. See, if we made this hat, you could have this exact conversation with someone else.

Hey, that hat stinks, Randy. That's not my idea. That's Dave's idea. No, it's Randy's idea. Yeah, it either needs one more day. What if we did Daniel Day weekend? That rocks. Okay, I'm listening.

It's Daniel Day Lewis not drinking rocks. Okay, I'm listening. It's Daniel Day Lewis not drinking a milkshake but drinking like a Miller Lite Vortex bottle. Okay. Some Grand Exes- You got my attention. Some company we worked with at Grand Ex, maybe sponsor, I don't remember.

It was a Henley company and they got their shit sued by Don Henley because they did an advertising campaign called Donna Henley and he sued their ass and won. And I think it tanked the company. It was a bad deal for them. Was it the man outfitters Henley's? No, no. The ones that Dan will still wear to the gym to this day. Hell yeah. And he looks huge in it. I almost said smoking. He's a big Henley guy. No one loves a Henley more than Dan. The second he discovered Henley's, you could see him just falling into the web. He didn't wear anything but Henley's

for the next three months. He works out in Henley's at the gym, Dave, he said? He did one time. So now that's his entire brand, in my opinion. Donna Henley. He's so barrel-chested these days, man. He's just all chest. Don Henley?

Don Henley, yeah. Will not skip chess day ever. Wait, was Don Henley in the Eagles? You seriously don't know that? No. He was in the Eagles? He is in the Eagles? Mm-hmm. Are you guys going to the Eagles at the Sphere? No. Yeah. Honestly, if someone provided me a ticket, I would probably go. But they're not, I don't think, I don't think the full band, who's in there? The Eagles for me are a band that I can probably sing along with all their hits, like no questions asked and be like, this is fire. But I can't really name much of what they do.

I'm more of a fan of their calling. I can just name them. Joe Walsh still plays with them. That's it. Might be in. Living in a hotel California. Get out there, Dave. Hotel California. Get some Joe Walsh originals. Let's go

What a lovely place. Yeah, that's the song that made me not like them cuz that was the one that's a good song It's a good song That's like one of the most overplayed songs in the 90s, which is it which means it's a good song It's been played too much. I say of the 90s cuz I feel like I Had one friend who you'd go stay with them. I got you to sleepovers with my one buddy. His parents are always watching the Eagles like acoustic reunion. And that song was always-

I dated a girl who's dad would not stop watching Eagles concerts. Deep cut guy. So do the Eagles have like a crazy fan base? Yeah. Interesting. What are they called? E-Boys?

Yeah. E-Bombs. The flock? Sure. What's a group of eagles called? I don't think it exists. I think they only roll in like- They're solo.

Ones, twos or threes. That's kind of sick. Sometimes you'll see two mobbing together but like I always wonder like are they mobbing or are they kind of posturing right now? You always wonder that when you see a group of eagles together. Yeah, don't you? Like you. No. It's rare to see two. So when I see two, I'm like what's going on? I've never seen one in the wild. Ever? No. We gotta get you up

to. From Texas, man. We gotta get you up to northern Michigan. There's eagles in Texas. I've never seen one. Uh out Lano way. There was a a spot where you could pull over and see eagles out in a nest. We have a ton of uh red hawks out at the uh at the ranch. Really? Yeah. You guys ever go to like a stadium for like the afters? Yeah, dude. You guys go to Brick Street and for sure all the time. Drink a bunch of it's a regional joke series but it's good Miami Redhawks dude I

just want some fucking bagel and deli right now is Miami Redhawks yeah okay they rebranded from the Redskins ah what's why is that problematic I don't get it I don't get it I think this was a the rebrand that they did was long ago and I don't I don't know what it was fueled by I don't even, I think this was a, the rebrand that they did was long ago. And I don't know what it was fueled by, if I'm being honest. I could see it being one of those situations where people wanted to change it, but like the actual tribe didn't care.

Are they the ones like the old Redskins logo is like super dope? Is that them? It's a very, it was a cool logo. It was a cool logo. See, this is what the football team, formerly known as the football team, they should have done. They should have just gone to Red Hawks.

Well, the commander's absolutely stinks. It's terrible. It's terrible. Also, the colors are also terrible. The Miami, also known as the Miamiaki, are a Native American tribe that originated in the Green Bay area of Wisconsin and lived in what is now Indiana, Michigan and Ohio. Crazy. I didn't know Native Americans lived that far north.

This is a Dylan callback. That only I remember. I don't remember it. So I'm going to roast myself. I remember. Thank you, Randy. I remember the exact quote Rain is throwing you a bone right now, but I respect that he's he's being a real guy So you are a real guy for that? I think it was more Canada. Mm-hmm They speak Algonquin, oh I know I know a few words. Okay, do you yeah Oh, I know a few words. Okay. Do you?

Yeah. I'm not even gonna ask you. I'm not even asking. I'm not even putting you in the position. No, no, no, I don't. What was the story? Oh, Pitbull. Pitbull.

Yeah, cool for him, man. It's a wild move. I don't understand. I just don't, I don't, I'm surprised. I'm surprised. I like the move. I think he should perform at the first few shows to get or concert or games to get people fired. Is this unprecedented for a musician? Gotta be. Gotta be. No precedent. No precedent whatsoever. He's just settling down. Does he have any kids involved? Is Pitbull with Chott? I don't know, man.

Do you think, well, you were watching an old Warped Tour video before the show. Do you think like year 2000, new 2000 era Blink 182 if they obtained the naming rights to a stadium, do you think they would have gone with something? The first concert I ever went to that was like a big concert was Blink 182 at Pine Knob outside of Detroit.

And it was the tour where they had a giant sign that was lit up in flames that just said fuck. And they would not allow the venue would not allow Blink-182 to have that sign up for their concert. And so there was part of me that was like, I'm kind of glad this isn't up because I don't need to immediately explain to my dad what's going on. He clearly didn't know that there's a light up fuck sign at a Blink-182 concert. But then it became very evident about two seconds into the show that a flaming fuck

sign was the least of my worries. They were going to make some just wildly inappropriate jokes. Yeah. Mainly just like the, the most juvenile shit talking you can ever imagine. Think about like at your worst in like fifth grade when you just learned some cuss words, you and your boys, that was a blink one 82 show. If you listen to the Mark Tom and Travis show, like the live album, I, I, I know all of the terrible jokes by heart because I used to listen to that so much. I'm like, it's sad that these live in my brain. Yeah. He's probably affected me in some way. Yeah. Is it in addition to merch week, is it also based on this rundown restaurant week? I know we got Wil Mons. Are

we doing something at more Mons? It's good. I like that. Come on. Mormons. What do they serve there? It's like chilies too. It's like the airport version. They slop up everything. Everything is just soaked. Can someone man explain

the Mormon TV series situation to your boy? So a year or two ago, maybe it was last year, I don't know if we did a segment on it. We definitely kicked it around in the bullpen or just talked about it somewhere. In the pregame? There was a, there's a TikTok, a mom,

there's a segment of TikTok that is Mormon moms and they're all pretty hot. Right? And they like to divulge a lot of information such as that they are what they would call soft swingers. You familiar with soft swinging? I'm not familiar with soft swinging. Was that like-

I was trying to lay off some of my, like my backswing a little bit and trying to be more methodical as I swung through the ball. But I found that the softer I swung, the more that I actually lost my motion. And so I started trying to have a faster swing to reduce the errors. Yeah, you were flipping your hands at impact

in this really low duck hook. Exactly. Do they just like cuddle? It's supposed to be everything but sex. Everything but penetration? No pan. No trache? There's no trachian.

Okay. Can I read you this little excerpt that explains to you what's going on, Dylan? Yes. It says, this is talking about Taylor Frankie Paul, who is, I guess, one of the more popular ones here. But it says, while the friend group had decided to swap partners, they agreed to quote,

not go all the way and said they would only mess around when they were together. Maybe heavy petting. But Taylor revealed that she had quote, stepped out of that agreement and started to fall for one of her friend's partners, which ultimately ended the marriage. From my understanding, the way that they would do this is that there was a designated room at whatever house they were having a party at. If you were in that room, it was fair game to do whatever, I think, besides penetration. It was the pull pen.

I think if you were in there, you could just do hand and mouth stuff. Once you exited the room, this never happened. Oral is allowed? Hand and mouth. Oral? They do oral? Hersheiser? Roberts?

Is he there? No, I don't think so. I don't know if oral was allowed. Anyway. I'm interested in this show. Okay, okay, well time out. There's some things you need to know before you jump in because that's just the start.

Wait, they have a hookup room and they're all in it together? Like, itushroom. Orgy style? A bunch of people? It's more of a mushroom. Right. Suicide man. So she got kicked out because sad, very sad. Since then, she had multiple felonies due to a violent outburst with her new boyfriend in which she threw metal chairs at him choked him a number of things not not like in a hot way and like a scary hot coppered this one. Okay, kids involved accidentally hit a kid with the chair

not good this young lady that's pictured here this is her control your emotions we just take we don't stay all um so did she put frankie in there so people don't think she's a paul brother because if i heard someone saying yeah have you seen that influencer, Taylor Paul? I'd be like, is that which, which, which one is that? That's fair. So this is the, this looks like sorority. Yeah. Look, they're doing a, they're getting a show on Hulu.

A doorway, what is it called? Door stack or something. What are they calling it? They're doing a door stack. They're doing a stack. Don't they call them stacks? I don't know, that sounds right. Who is the outlet or who is the guy who would just put like

the heaviest of heavy metal behind those videos? Curry. Oh yeah, yeah. It's really funny. That was a good one. I think it was just Curry. So of course, Hulu's given them a reality show, secret lives of Mormon swinger moms or something like that. Anyway, I was reading up on this.

This blew my mind. Randy showed the video. You've surely seen this. Did you know this? Yeah, I've seen this. So this is one of the moms. Okay, that's just someone reacting. Yeah, that's yeah. The mom doing the TikTok dance in front of her sick baby, her sick newborn in the hospital who's down with like RSV and respiratory issues. She's doing like a. That's one of them. Yes.

What? She's hitting the wall while our kids on like a respirator. Worlds are colliding. What? That's interesting. I mean, this is enough. This is enough to know that something bad was going to happen involving a kid later. Yeah.

What would possess someone to do this TikTok video? to know that something bad was going to happen involving a kid later. Yeah. What would possess someone to do this TikTok video? If a nurse walks in and you're hitting like a TikTok while your kid's like hooked up to everything, are you calling child services being like, hey, I don't know if her head's in the right place to do this whole motherhood thing. You can't hit the whoa or anything whoa adjacent

while your kid like on camera. I've heard of child services getting called for less at hospitals. I'll say that. Have you all seen, this is off topic, but in the same ballpark, I guess, there's a video of this nurse who, like one of her patients just passed away.

She's in the hallway, just like devastated, but she sets up a camera, like on a tripod to record her reaction, like, and people are like What are you doing? You can't be doing that. You can't be doing this like from from like it's like a cut Like it's like a produce video. Like she put some effort into it. She dropped it. It's so hot toss some filters on Yeah. Oh man toss around your captions your family of the deceased Like did yeah, did she even want to save my my family member around some captions. If you're family of the deceased. Dude, fuck her.

Like, yeah, did she even wanna save my family member or did she just want this internet clout? Like, kill my aunt for content? Yeah, like, are you just trying to cry over this right now for likes? You just clout killed. We used to always joke about thrill killing someone just to like bond the group together more.

It wasn't gonna be someone random, it was gonna be someone within the group so that it would never get out. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's interesting. So we'd always just look at a friend and be like, you might be the one tonight to get throw killed. You're gonna sacrifice yourself for a little club.

I think you'd bond the rest of us together if you were dead at our hands. So yeah, we may have to watch the secret lives of Mormon wives. Well, I already know that my wife will be watching every single bit of it because she's obsessed. So I'll probably be I'll probably be Dipping in I just don't know if I care

Well, does this change your mind maybe as I scroll through their Instagram looks like they're going to a bunch of beachside Restaurants that are not will mons What would more mons have on the menu? Like Dave said everything's just covered with au jus. I think our bottle service girls just squirt the drinks in your mouth from a super soaker. That's good. I like that. I like it.

Mormons. Can the couches vibrate? Serve soaked style. What's that mean? I don't understand. Everything's marinated. Yeah. You want our marinated steak tacos? Can I get mine like not soaked? Like no, sorry. Nope. You're at the

wrong place. Nope. It's just what's happening. The couch is vibrate. You might attract some clientele, maybe some, I don't know, high political figures, people running for office. That's good. Ooh, you guys seen this couch thing? I was kind of surprised Walt's hit him. Oh, there it is, Randy. Hit JD Vance the Like how, how bad is she's on the sideline? Like she just got lit up such a bad look. Come on lady. They're going to have to pop the blue tent. She'd have to go in and get checked out. I'm really like, Sally has to deal with this type of thing somewhat often.

Yeah. And I'm very glad that her way of coping is not doing that. That's that would be, that would be tough for me to sit back and just watch. Will, is this your wife I saw on TikTok? Sally will only bring up that depressing stuff if I like say something about like work or something. And she's like, well, we had a patient die today. Like, I just don't want to hear it right now.

And I'm like, yeah, yeah. The podcasting probably doesn't matter right now. We can probably hold off on that. Okay. What if- You can probably hold off on that. Okay. What if emergency room nurses weren't, weren't allowed to have TikTok accounts? Yeah. Yeah.

Can you leave the TikTokking at home, please? You're like, what if you kept that separate? Like, keep the scrubs out of it, keep the hospital. Most filming in hospitals just isn't necessary. So bad. Doctors walking by, looking at like a clipboard, you're like, oh shit, am I, was I in that one? There need to be certain.

Did you record that? Yeah. There need to be certain careers where you're just not allowed to also create content surrounding it. Yeah. Being an ER nurse is probably one. Yeah, like, yeah. If you're in a lifesaving capacity, I think that is

something that you probably should skew away from. I don't know if your head's in the right place. Thanks, Randy. I mean, I if your head's in the right place. Thanks for having me. I'm not going to say lawyers or anything. Like we got the law hawk out here just setting things on fire. He's been quiet lately. He's electric.

If you're electric, you can get away with it. We had him on, right? You went to his Christmas party. No, he was at my buddy's Christmas party. We did a shot and I blacked out immediately after. It's true. That's what's up. You got to do shots at the law hawk though.

He's a large man. Is he? Big guy. Big guy. He looks stacked. I'll take his ass down. No, you won't. Yeah, well.

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No long-term commitments or contracts. Just go to stamps.com, click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code CIRCULINGBACK. All one word. I got a question. Do we have anything going on for this space bar thing? Space bar. Cool. It's a motherfucking space bar. Yeah, I was going to try to find like an actual thing, but like, I just did it. So I just did it live. Yeah, it was fine.

It was missing some things. Yeah, it was kind of like missing a couple things. I'm new here. I've never listened to the show. What was that some things. Yeah it was kind of like missing a couple things. I'm new here I've never listened to the show what was that? Yeah here let's try this one for a theme song. We are coming day after day. We are coming. It doesn't really apply to the space bar. Anyway the space bar Dave since you asked it's a segment where I talk about something either space related or bar related. I can't wait for the first bar related segment.

But it's pretty much always space. I can't wait for the first bar related segment. There's been one. It's gonna be so sick. There's been one. No, but it was a space bar. It was an actual bar themed with space. That's true.

That's true. So it doesn't totally check out. And Randy went there and didn't like it. Is it still kicking? It's fine. I sent Randy an aquatic themed bowling alley the other day in Dripping Springs or Round Rock. Round Rock. And Randy just immediately responded and said that like he

would absolutely thrive in Round Rock. Yeah. I was aware of this place before. Have you taken any dates there? I'm not going to go all the way around. Go under the sea. No way. You guys want to hear about this spaceship? Yeah, yeah, I do. Hey, hat tip to my brother-in-law, Kendall, for sending this to me this morning. K-bomb? K-bomb. K-pop? What if I told you guys that there's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity,, space related, that's happening very soon.

Is that something you'd be interested in? Was the eclipse that we had in Austin considered once in a lifetime? Well, we had two in the last year. Oh, okay. So now? What was like the good one? Yeah, what about the good one, that gaseous one?

The most recent one was the total solar eclipse. Yeah, I didn't see that one. That's once in a lifetime unless you're Brian Johnson and you have a very young penis. Okay. And you're going to live forever. It's true. We've done it before. A nova called the T. coronae borealis. T. coronae. T. coronae. Erupts every 80 years. Sounds like me in my 20s. And it's going to erupt any... It doesn't make any sense.

They all don't understand. You understand what you're saying. Sorry, I'll be honest, Ilan, I haven't been listening. Will you actually explain what's going on? Yeah, I was starting to do that. A lot of coronavirus T. It's all starting there. So this was first observed, um, documented in October of 1217. So, uh, long time ago, like 807 years ago, just on Quillen scroll.

That's good math from Will. Yeah. 807 years ago. Did they even have calendars back then? They were just vibing on what day it was. They had the Gregorian. In what is now present day Southern on what day it was they had the Gregorian in What is now present-day southern Germany is where it was first recorded or first observed and documented. Okay

And basically every 80 years this this Nova just Explodes as a thermonuclear explosion and it's 3,000 light-years away You know what that means when I say it's 3,, what does your brain tell you that means, Will? Not much, not much. I don't really, I can explain what a light year is, but I don't understand how we calculate all this stuff. We only understand light beers. So light speed is the rate at which light travels, right?

This is 3000 light years away, meaning that it takes 3000 years for the light to reach us. So this actually, this explosion that we're about to witness actually happened 3000 years ago and it's just now getting to us, the light is just now getting to earth. Wow. I still don't know how we know that though. Like, so the light gets to earth and how do we know that?

It's three that happened three thousand years ago because it's three thousand light-years away distance-wise which is One light-year is like how many miles is it we did this What's this thing called again miles in a corona? It's a champagne supernova miles in a Corona, it's a champagne supernova Okay, so a light year in distance wise is approximately six trillion miles So multiply that by three thousand We're talking 18 million miles. I'm sorry 18 trillion miles away, what's this big gonna look like

I'm sorry, that's not right. It's okay. The numbers don't really matter. What's the thing that it looks like? What am I looking for when I look up in the sky? You're burying the lead, Don. It's like a massive explosion and it's gonna last for about a week and it's gonna happen any day now. It's gonna rain every day. The exact time is just an estimation because again it's from coming from far away. A massive explosion? So like what's it gonna look like in the sky? Like it's gonna look like a very, is it gonna look like a bunch of fireflies? It's gonna look like a massive star that kind of dims and then brightens yeah for like a week or something. Yeah really it's not like there's a it's not like fireworks

it's like you know it's not like. Yeah. So when this light goes, so like does, how does the light not die at some point? Why is the light traveling? What's it looking for? Can I tell you something, Will? Honest question. I'm going to get Will involved here. Watch this. What if I told you there's a siphon play?

You're trying to get me to suck the sky? There's a white. Watch out while I suck this sky. You gotta be very. It's not how the song goes. You got to be very intentional with your syllables if you're going to sing that version of the song. So you've got a red dwarf and a white dwarf and they're very close in proximity. And the white dwarf is siphoning hydrogen from the red dwarf, thus causing the explosion. So there is a siphon play. There you go. Are you interested now?

If I turn on my iPhone flashlight and point it at the sky, is some dude 3,000 light years away gonna see that eventually? Yeah. Probably too small of a light to be- It's fair. To be-

So what you're saying is that the iPhone flashlight has less wattage than an exploding star? I don't know how to answer that question. I'm not qualified. Okay. But yeah, sure. I don't know if you measure just light by watts. Lumens, I believe. It would be dope if Sean Paul had naming rights to a stadium. Yeah. He's just out there, just give me the light. Yeah, I guess, man. I don't know. It's a callback to the previous session. He could do the Duddy Rock Cafe. Do it to your own. So yeah, again, every 80 years this happens and it's about to happen any day now. Okay, are you gonna will you

put out an Instagram story when this this makes its way? Yeah, I'm gonna try this. I'm gonna try and track this bitch. I'll let y'all know. It's a naked eye play, correct? It's a naked eye play as it was observed in 1217 with no equipment whatsoever. Are there areas where this is going to be more prevalent than others? I do not know. Hand up ignorance. I don't know. Probably the planets that are closer to it. Yeah, you gotta think. That uh who are those fuckers stuck in space? Their step brothers probably

haven't got there yet. So, there's gotta you know, they're still up there waiting. Talking about Sunni and uh. Butch. Butch. Yeah, Sunni and Butch. Are they still up there? We know. I think they're still up there. They're not really stuck, but they're just kind of waiting. Low key stuck. They're not not stuck though. I mean, you're right. They don't have the option of just leaving today. That's a great point.

At least they're on the ISS, man. You know when you like, you'd go to like a party. Better than the ISIS. Sure. That wouldn't end well. It wouldn't, Randy. No. You see what these fucking guys do?

Dude, is he only gonna get up there or is he like too preoccupied? Randy is still watching. We found a hard driver Randy's out in the parking lot the other day, it was a Coke bottle. And I plugged it into my computer to see whose hard drive it was. And Randy just had a bunch of ISIS videos on there.

What are you doing? Fucking live leak over here. Have you been radicalized? I've never once watched any of those. I have avoided those my whole life. I've never seen the Jar video. I've never seen- That's not ISIS.

That's just some guy saying anything that- That's just their guy with a- Dude, the Degeard. The only decapitation video that I saw was right at the same time as Bitcoin starting to take off. And I just attached those two together. If we lost Randy to ISIS, we would have to hire the legends next door

to just control the narrative. Be tough look for us. Just to be clear, you're not involved in ISIS, right? I am not involved in ISIS. But are you interested in like reading some of their literature? Nope. You don't want to see like who funded them? No, well that I'd be interested.

Let's talk about it later. All right. Whatever happened to the American Taliban? Remember him? No, there was an American, there was a guy and they would show him at the beginning of the war, but this fucking American went over there and became a Taliban. Just some guy named Todd is over there. I think his name was Brendan. Why is that so funny? I don't know. I don't think it's funny. It's not a laughing matter actually folks.

It's a terrorist organization. Yep. They do bad stuff. Yeah, famously. Yeah. His name was John Walker Lind. It's a waste of an American name. What's his problem?

ISIS dude. What's his deal? One of my son's middle name is Walker, damn it. I don't think there's anything to worry about here. What if that- Randy, just don't join ISIS. That's all we're asking. When Lyle's won the hundred, my first thought was like, dude,

Charlie's middle name is Lyle. We're all kind of. Like, he's going to be fast as fuck. What are the other ones? Oh, Hamas, I'm not joining any of them. This kid was destined for greatness. Did you hear what Will said? No.

Just when Lyle's won the hundred, I was like, damn dude, Charlie's middle name is Lyle. Like, do you think he's going to be like fast as hell? You know what I was thinking? It works that way. I know a Lyle's won the hundred. I was like, damn dude, Charlie's middle name is Lyle. Like, do you think he's going to be like fast as hell? You know what I was thinking? It works that way. I know a Lyle's little son. That's good. Thanks guys.

That's good. Sally still like wants to go by Lyle. Lyle's kind of dope. She's like very anti Charlie, the name at this point. She likes Lyle. She's very anti the name that she's named her son. She claims that I forced the name through, but I don't believe that. You don't just force the name that she's named her son She claims that I forced the name through but I don't believe that you don't just force the name through She's an all-american like and go Charlie boy classic

No, she didn't like Chuck for a while But then I started I started throwing out Chuck every once in a while and it started to stick a little bit I like Chuck. I do Charlie bear a lot. Oh, I'm seeing if it transitions the bear when he starts playing like Defensive back for Duncanville and something. You're about to bear, dude. You're going to transfer to Duncanville? Oh, thinking about it, yeah. Depending on his size. Apparently, that's the thing now.

Yeah. You got to do an announcement graphic. Hayes Fawcett on the line. I'm going to have Fritz announce what preschool he's committing to. That's good. Have like a sippy cup that he picks up and just drinks from. Anyway, this article is about 7,000 words long and I haven't really dug through the entire thing. Well, you got the gist of it.

Just kind of look out. That's cool, dude, it's only your segment. Yeah, dude. You gotta look out. Hey, dude, if you, yeah, just, thanks for preparing, man. Yeah, you got it, man. Can we do a, oh, hold on, actually. I do have a question for you guys.

I am just botching the music board today. You guys aren't buying me enough time on the music board I saw this headline and it only got better as I started reading the article We've all been there So a 27 year old man is facing charges in New Hartford, New York after police reported that he occupied Home while nude we've all been there. I Occupied Wall Street while nude really I was protesting Sir, Bush didn't you super glue your hand to the bulls nuts? Yeah

That would be kind of cool ripped a layer skin clean off New Hartford Police Department officers responded to the incidents that took place on August 4th around 4 p.m Corey Matthews That name ring a bell for you guys? A little bit, yeah. That's part of the reason I wanted to do this because I like imagining Corey Matthews from Boy Meets World fame just doing this. He was confronted by the homeowner and told to leave. He was seen by other neighbors in the area attempting to gain access to residences in the neighborhood, but dude just broke into the

house, vibed out for a little bit, took a shower and got caught mid shower. Okay. What do you do? So I think about home invasions more than I should, but I haven't considered what I would do if I returned home and there was just a random dude chilling in my shower. You seem non-threatening at that point.

Right? If they're showering and they're not trying to hide themselves, I would be like, is that so threatening? That's the most threatening. They'll do anything. I think more threatening, like a gun pointed themselves, I would be like, is that so threatening? That's the most threatening. They'll do anything. I think more threatening, like a gun pointed at you, you'd be more threatening. No, you really gonna go like take down a naked person

in your shower? No. But if he's in the shower, like you're the retreat. You're not gonna slap him by the naked dude. If he's in the shower, like I know that I can go grab my Thule, which I do stay strapped. Okay, what if he leaves the water running? Just to throw you off?

No, just to jack up your bill. What if he uses all the good body wash? Ooh yeah. What if he gets his pubes leaves the water running? Just to throw you off? No, just what if he uses all the body wash? Oh yeah. What if he gets his pubes on the bar soap? Oh, don't do that. He pees in your shower. He's just an unhinged individual if he's willing to just shower in another man's home. So I've looked at this gentleman and he is, I'm gonna say it, This guy's giving, um, uh, distant relative of one, uh, Pat Mahomes. Dude, this he's kind of a snack. He's got a great jawline. He's not ugly.

He's kind of snatched up. He's not ugly. Does that change your thinking? There are girls that will see this mugshot and have similar reactions to what people say when mugshot mugshoties are all on the timeline. Remember that word that's super hot. Dude. Uh that super hot. Dude. I do.

Dave tagged mug shotties in some random tweet and I'm pretty sure that's the most viral mug shottie I've ever seen. They did not give me the hat tip, that's okay. You were so early on it. Real mug shotties now. I'm not one to implore someone to tag mug shotties in something as that can put out a horny play

for some people, but that was one where I was like, no, they need to get tagged. This is an all time mug shotties in something as that can put out a horny play for some people. But that was one where I was like, no, they need to get tagged. This is an all time mug shoddy. I don't know. I walk in and I might just like ask him if you want a Vortex bottle and vibe. You know, offer the dude who broke into your home and took a shower, you're going to offer him a Vortex bottle. I think it probably it probably be better to fuse the situation than what you're gonna do Which is just to hold a gun to his head. You know what I would say I'd say hey, you know what stay here

Continue the shower. I'm gonna go get your towel. I'm gonna throw it in the dryer for a minute. That way it's warm So when you get out, yeah, then toss it to him. It's very thoughtful. Mm-hmm. I Mean, it's not the worst idea. Is he on drugs? I don't know. There wasn't any information about, there wasn't any information about any blood alcohol level. Do you see the woman who freaked out at the airport couple of days ago? Oh, that was a hard one. She's completely naked

and she was asking everyone around her to like F her. And she just, it was, she was screaming. It was really bad luck. She was trying to like grab police officers by the dick and like- completely naked. Yeah To morning play it was as bad as that one like squirting video at that party. It was it was pretty bad She got tackled and arrested. It was oh my god. I forgot about that. That was a lot Wait, there's video of this. Why don't you take drugs and then go try to get on a plane like drugs like that?

That's that's like bath salt Drug Yeah, I try not to do drugs before planes Especially the kind that make you strip naked and try to get strangers to have sex with you What happened to this lady Elizabeth Warren spill her coffee at the airport? I searched for airport lady and it's a tweet from 2019 today I saw Elizabeth Warren in an airport talking to a lady who spilled her drink

and the senator helped her clean it up. Wow. Fuck, well let's just give it a medal. That's amazing stuff. Thank you so much. Very cool. Thank you so much Elizabeth Warren. So refreshing.

Yup, it's really great. Elizabeth Warren. Bro, let's go out this weekend. It's a crazy event happening. I like to turn on the road. Bro, it's a crazy event happening. Let's just go have fun and let's go out this weekend. Yeah, what a business. I like to turn on the road, bro. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. Let's just go have fun and let go of it. David Ward, fellas, let's go.

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Oh, Mount Joy also. We got Childers in My Morning Jacket on Sunday? Are you serious? What an insane lineup this is. Dylan heard two Mount Joy songs and made it his entire personality. I love that though. I love that though. I love that though.

I'm deep in their catalog, man. They're good. Maren Morris. I'd like to meet her in the middle at this festival. It's not just a music festival. They got an array of bourbon tastings and workshops showcasing America's best chefs in Louisville's bourbon and culinary culture,

which does run deep. For more information on Bourbon Beyond, please visit bourbonandbeyond.com. They believe in quality over quantity. Please drink responsibly. There's a link to purchase tickets in the description of this episode. We'll see you there. Dylan, what are you getting into this weekend? Thanks for asking, Will. Pretty light on the itinerary this weekend, actually, and those are my favorite weekends. I have really nothing planned, nothing at all. I'm open to stepping out Friday. I'll have an opportunity to step out if anyone's stepping out. Maybe a Mattel Ranchos trip in my future. Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos. I don't really know though.

Let her talk, let Sam Davis speak. Taylor, right? I don't know. Taylor. Taylor. It's not Sammy Davis' daughter? I don't think so, man. Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. I don't think so.

Call her Tripp. Yeah, I might do a Mattel, I don't know, man. I got nothing. You're not doing Mattel Ranchos, dude. Bitch, you don't know me. Call it a trip. Yeah, I might. I might do a matter. I don't know, man. I got nothing You're not doing Matt El Rancho's dude. You're not. You're not. I might. We know what you're doing. You're gonna eat dinner and hang out with chels What's your weekend? Probably. I mean, that's fine. You're gonna go to Matt. You'll go to Matt So go to Matt's on Saturday evening. You're not gonna get poncho style Bitch, you don't know me. Those are that's an app Dude that beef a heat and meat on there, man. It's heavy.

What, Dave? Ricky just sent me something. Yeah, sometimes things come through an email or a Slack in the middle of an episode, and all you want to do is just like, don't jump into that. I shouldn't have. I saw the Slack. No, that's exciting.

Based on the early things that I've seen, I'm quite happy with the direction it's gone in. What are you doing, Dave? My weekend is my Dylan. My Dylan. Oh, my Dylan. I'll invite you to Mats Arantros. You know, it may track with Dylan's weekend minus Chels. No offense

Chelsea, I don't have any plans, but be kind of tight if you did He's not listening It's gonna be quite hot so I think there might be a pool play with my son and then I've been on the cusp of bringing him to the golf course just to hit some balls. I want to start the process of like him thinking that the golf course is a fun place, get some ice cream at the course afterwards, you know, the whole thing. This might be the weekend, but that's going to have to be in the morning. Cause I'm not bringing them out there at like four.

It's too hot. He'll hate it. What about, what about sunset? Sunset maybe kind of late. Yeah. 92 degrees at sunset. It's still it's just I don't know. But we might do that. I might do that and then take them straight to the pool. It was over 90 when I drove in the other day. Brutal.

I think Alyssa may have plans this weekend, Friday night. So I will I'll be home with the boys, getting them in bed. And then I'll be I may have Friday night to myself. My fire at the fire up the Xbox there is a backer in my DMs who wants to buy my Xbox and if you're listening hit me up again maybe for sale I need to we got it upgrade you dude I know you got to be playing NCAA I know I know all in all it's gonna be gonna be one of those low key weekends as the following weekend looks to be very, very intense for me.

So more on that next week. You're going camping? Yes. We're going down to Hunt. It's an intense play. Hunt Texas. No, it's good. Will, what are you going to do?

I am going to Las Vegas, Nevada. I will be arriving Friday afternoon. I will be going to this fear to say a farewell to Denning Company's residency there. I'm very excited about this, going with our buddy Ryan. My wife was originally supposed to go. She's not going anymore. So I think I'm going to be trying to sleep in

on this trip a little bit. It's been a while since I've seen after 8 a.m. I would love to just get a real nice sleep in. I don't have much to do. I'm not gambling. I'm limiting my drinking. I don't like drinking in Vegas that much at this point. Kind of makes me anxious. I think I'm just gonna hit up my crew over at Fountain Blu and say what up. We'll see how it goes. I'm returning very, very early on Sunday morning,

which means that there is possibly a little trip in my crosshairs for lunch and or early dinner on Sunday. Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos. Oh, we'll see. I don't do the post airport Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos. Oh. We'll see. I don't do the post airport Mattel Ranchos anymore, mainly because I've heard of people getting their suitcases

stolen out of the back of their car when they parked their car there after going to the airport. That ain't right. No. Dang. That ain't right at all. I'd be so bummed if I went to Matt's after flying in, I just got my suitcase stolen out of my car.

You just bloated off Bob Armstrong and salsa. I go buy a bunch of new guy call American Express, ask them if they'll refund you anything. They might. You ever lose anything. Holler at American Express. They might dab you up. Hey, you're going to be with a noted point getter, Taylor on this trip. So shout out to Taylor. Yeah. Do you have any bits since you pre-hung out with two of the guys that I'm meeting on this trip, do you have any bits that I can start shoehorning in that kind of plan? Do they like Austin Powers, Joe?

This Sam dude that you're gonna meet, he loves talking politics, so beware. Oh, sick, perfect. And then- That's exactly what you wanna do at a dead show. No, no, no. He also, he's a huge dead and co-fan. Huge.

Like, ground floor. And then Taylor, I mean, he just gets points. That's all he does. So, sounds like me. You're gonna have a blast. Sounds like me on the court, the hardwood. He scores basketball points. Right. That's good, dude. Your hair is doing something different in the back than it was at the start of the show. Yeah. It's really distracting.

I would love to get a haircut this week, even though i've been banned from doing it this week But it's i've got a lot of hair on this head my friend. It's just a lot going on I don't know what to do with it, dude. It's just so much hair. I shaved it's not even a mullet at this point It's just long hair Yeah You're starting to give uh English professor vibes. I'm ready to get this.

I'm ready to get this a little short. No. I might just have Randy Buzzbee in the studio. Can Randy give me a haircut during the track house tomorrow? Yeah. That'd be pretty funny. No, it wouldn't. It would be.

We can give someone a haircut. Can we give Parks a haircut during a track house episode? I want to put a Nike swoosh in the back of his head. That's almost as bad as doing a TikTok dance next year. The kid has, it's in the hospital. You're shaving your kid's head during a live stream of correct golden tears. So long, man. He's got Riz. I hear he's growing it out so he can perm the top. Oh God. Did they ask me for a perm? Those kids do perms, right? That's what they have to, right? Yeah. They put curlers in. I don't know. It's not a good look. It's not. Dude,

when I was a kid, my mom's curler machine, I was, you know, heats them up, I guess. I was always obsessed with that. I was scared of it. It fascinated me to no end. It's a weird thing. It's very weird. Do people still use them? I don't know. Some people. Sick. I might blow dry my hair now. Randy does it. That's why it's so fluffy. It's true. You look cool, Randy. I know I do. You're fine. I like what Dave said. You know what, Dave? You're looking scrumdilly umptious. You're my

absolute gecko. Oh, thanks. All right. Well, bye bye.