Circling Back - Plane Etiquette & Social Suicide at the Olympics | Circling Back 2-11-26

Episode Date: February 11, 2026

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Joe's Mattel Ranchos Don't laugh. I'm laughing. All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast Wednesday. Pretty nice little Wednesday morning. I walked down to the new coffee trailer down the street and I got a coffee.

Who gave you that good recommendation? I got a cappuccino. You did. My name is Dave. I'm going to host. And that they're very. voice is Dylan. He's going to host as well. Man. And that guy over there,

that's Randall Trebaki. He's going to produce. Hi, Dave. Hi. I just want to cut my grass. Drink some. Stop. You've already worn out the song that was... I just want to walk, my dog. I've got two different songs in my head. One is a parody song that Zach Bryan posted last night, and the other is Lee Bryce.

You don't know what it's like... My head right now is in Chamble. You don't know what it's like being a cowboy in Austin, Texas. I just want to drink some beer. Yeah. Yeah. They're coming for my beer. They're not.

No one's coming for your beer. I think they are. Big weed might. Alcohol sales are down. I didn't want to get political right off the bat. What's going on with you? Just want to drive, my truck. We're going to record listener voicemails today.

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I just want to call the pipeline. Most people don't know your reference. Anyway, just save it. I'm just going to save it. Man, if the first two and a half minutes of the show hasn't convinced you to be a patron, check this out. We did exactly five minutes yesterday, and it was quite good. It was, man. It was heat through and through.

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You will? That's a page out of the Dave playbook right there. I'll send you a personalized video. Really? A solo vid? Thanking you for becoming opto. Call it a solo vid. I'll send you a solo vid.

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I don't know no new birds lately so just kind of living what do you want to do in the Lee Bryce tone nothing I just want to produce the paw

I don't want to do nothing been an eventful morning here at Wash Media yeah Will's working from home um Brett's all antsy out there. I don't say why.

Is he antsy? Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude. I didn't notice, and I normally notice. He's nervous. I can notice, I know, I for sure notice when he's on one, but when Brad is, I usually notice too. He's got that freshly pressed rugby long-sleep polo on.

You know, he means business. Go ahead, Randy. But. Give your fit take. It was looking good. It was looking fine, but I did as soon as I walk in. He loves those shirts. I said, that's what you're going to wear it today?

He loves those shirts, dude. He loves rugsby. I'm going to issue a take that I bet no is... Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Play the take, the take music. Here's a take. And the camera is now on you, Dave. Go ahead. Issue the take.

Dave, go. The Winter Olympics. Okay. Following? Are superior to the Summer Olympics. Okay. And this specific Olympics will go down in history as the best produced... commentated and filmed. Wow.

Sporting event, maybe of our time. Okay. You need to calm down. First of all, calm down. I am watching it in all. We've had it on every day. I'm watching more Olympics now than I probably ever have. I'm not a snow guy.

I mean, that's kind of Dylan's thing. Yep. Loves to ski. So a lot of this stuff is like, wow, that's really cool. And I've watched it before, but like I'm really, really finding myself just captivated by it. The luge. The doubles luge. The big air ski, the, they're the giant jump, whatever the fuck it's called.

The giant jump. Where they jump and they lean forward and they go real far? I think it's just called ski jump. Is that right? I think so. It's sick. The ones with the big weeners? It's all sick.

Yeah, that is it. The one where the males allegedly get the penile injection. Yeah, I think it's just ski jumping. There you go. Norway has one gold. Can you check that score of Finland, Slovakia? We have zero medals right now in ski jumping. Finland, Slovakia?

You might catch me buying a Finland jersey. Amiro. You're not going to buy a Finland jersey. Now I'm going to. No, you're not. Okay. You're talking to a guy who has three different Slovenia jersey. Summer Olympics.

I have three different Slovenia jersey. He has three different Slovenian jersey. It's one to one right now. Summer Olympics, we get to see who the fastest person. in the world is in the 100 meter and that's cool and in my opinion and I really like that and that might be a goaded event that may be better than any

winter Olympic single event but the production can't touch the winter Olympics okay okay that's all right I'll let you have it I'm not gonna push back too much you're the guy like skiing you're always trying to book a ski trip I love skiing you always say you want to hit the snow

when are they going to do that one he just wants to do some blow when are they going to do that event where they do a cross-country ski with a rifle on their back, and then for some reason they stop and just shoot. Biathlon? Is that what that one is? Yeah.

Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a biathlon happening. That's a wild one, man. Yeah, you don't see that in the summer. You don't, you don't see that. There is a shooting event. You don't see that anywhere, really. You've never had to do that before?

Never. You never saw the, uh, the Bourne with, uh, Jeremy Renner? I didn't see that one. I think he had to do some shit like that. Apparently it's already completed. At least the women's individual and the men's individual. Gold went to France and Norway. Women, France, Norway, men's.

Okay. Real shooters. France is killing it. What's that metal count? Italy was leading. Sorry, I'm making Randy do some research here. A lot. I just want to win a medal.

Do you want to tell people what you're doing? so they have an idea of why you're... Norway is at seven gold, 13 total, and they're in first place. Second place is Switzerland with four gold, seven total, and U.S. with three gold, 10 total. So right now, Norway's winning overall

with golds and total medals. Okay, we got time. We got time. I don't know what events that would be. I've watched a lot of figure skating as well. I don't let... You know why I don't like... I figured out I remembered why I didn't like

watching figure skating as a kid. even though like it was always on in our household. When you find like a story and you like know someone's backstory and there's like a sad part of it, you like because you root for that person. That's how it goes, especially if they're American, you know. And figure skating when they're out there doing the thing, you know if they have one little mess up, it pretty much ruins everything. Dude, it's sad.

So I'm watching and it's like, oh, here comes the quadruple axle. And you're just watching it. And it is like a split second of like, dude, it's these super technical events like that. Yeah. Where like there's so much pressure because obviously Olympics four years apart and they have like maybe two chances at like winning a medal. And so you're right. They have to be perfect in every single way. Yeah.

And it's it's not out there. It's not like going out there and throwing a shot put as far as you can. It's tough to watch. Technically perfect. The stress is high. It's a high stress watch. Yeah. Like yesterday there, I think he did okay.

I know he moved on, I believe. but there's a U.S. Olympian, like U.S. Americans, that his parents had passed away in the last six months. So it's a, you know, it's very sad. And then he went out there and I'm watching and I'm like, fuck. If this dude wobbles, it's going to ruin my night. His, it's going to ruin his night as well, but, you know, more so, but my night as well. Yeah.

And he didn't. He did great. So shout out to him. He moved on. So he's going to go to the next round or whatever. But, who, God, it's like, it's like if you're, uh, if you're an Olympic diver. Yeah. And you get out there and you, uh, you know, you just, well, why give me that mess up?

That's the totally different Olympics. Okay. Okay. YouTube.com's. Fuck you. YouTube. com slash circling back. That's where you can watch this show.

It's a visual show. Dylan's wearing his Warby Parker. More on that. moment. I am. And it's almost newsletter time. Friday it drops in your inbox. Wash.com. You'll get some blogs. Is Brett doing his blog? He's got a great idea for a blog and he's trying to like make somebody else write it. But like he sounds like it's an Olympic adjacent blog. He basically just wrote the whole thing verbally to us out there in the bullpen yesterday. Just put it down on paper, dog. It was all his ideas and he wanted like someone else to write.

Now, I'm not going to ghost right. He was like assigning positions for, for certain things. He was like, this is what I would choose. Like, then just write it. Just right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the positions you choose. It was, it was very, uh, grandex bullpen adjacent, uh, conjecture.

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If you are unfamiliar with... El Paso. I'm sorry? No, not that situation. Oh, okay. I don't know what... I don't... I don't know what happened there, really.

You can explain it to me later. Anyway, if you are unfamiliar with Mency over at Barstool, he is the gift that keeps on giving. He's quite a character. And he is currently traveling, or I guess he's already there, but they were traveling to Turkey. I think they're doing another edition of a bald stool. He's getting hair transplants, which I said I would do. Anyway. Show the camera, your hair line.

I'm not going to do that. It's fine. We actually brought in a thousand bees to sting you. Oh. Do we need that update? We might. Okay. But table that. I'll put it. I'll get it ready. So Mincy's travel mate, the wanton Don. I don't really know his bit, but he is sitting.

I think he's the travel guy. He's a travel guy. He's sitting across the aisle from Mency. And Mincy, it looks like he has, he's sitting on an aisle with the middle seat. vacant there's someone occupying the window seat so he had the aisle seat and I've never seen anyone lie down like this on a plane but he's lying down and Ranny has the picture up this is a visual show so you got to see the picture we'll put it on the story too he's gonna put it on the story too so you can check it out there he is laying with his legs fully hanging over the seat like the aisle seat into the aisle

he's in the aisle completely his shoes are off. Someone else pointed out that his seat is fully reclined with the passengers sitting right behind him. And this might be the most egregious breach of plain etiquette I've ever seen in my life. Outside of like- I can't think of much worse than this. Man, so he does not know the, in theory, he doesn't know the person sitting in the window seat? Like, that's a stranger? Or that, that is that another barstool person? I assume that's another barstle person. I don't know. But you can't push the beverage cart down the aisle. He will be asked to move without waking him up and asking him to move. Randy, if you go to the next picture, he posted another angle of it to see exactly how far over the aisle his legs are swinging.

Again, no shoes, which on a, you know, when you're crossing the Atlantic Ocean, not the worst thing to take your shoes off, but you can't, you can't swing them out like that. I'm against it, but I won't fight on it. This is truly unbelievable behavior. Never seen anything like it. Do we know an airline? It's so egregious that you just got to laugh. Like this guy, I can't believe this guy's doing that. I don't know which airline it is.

Are there a lot of people out there that have trouble falling asleep just in their normal sitting position? Probably. That, honestly, to me, that position looks more uncomfortable. It's tough. Than just what he could have done with a reclining seat. I mean, it's also. And it's also a very reclining seat for an airplane. Like, it is.

I've never seen a plane ever reclined that far. Where do you guys fall on seat reclining? I almost never recline my own seat. Right. It's, it's like, it's one of those things where like it's in play. But I like, I don't, I don't enjoy when the person in front of me does it, especially when, like, there's food and beverage involved. I want to say when I was a kid, like, everyone was doing it.

It was accepted. but somewhere along the way it became a no-no plain etiquette. I don't think it's that big a deal. Like if someone in front of me reclines all the way back, I'm like, oh, okay. But, you know, the seat does recline, you know. It's a feature built into the seat. I'm going to tell you something, and this is probably little bitch behavior, and I've done this. A couple of times.

I've had someone egregiously recline, and I've had like a drink on my, like, tape on like the you know the the the fold out and um it's bothered me enough to where i will intentionally like rattle their seat with my knees i will like i will go out of my way to like throw a knee into the chair so it disturbs them what i'm saying is i will let them know that i'm acknowledging their their deeper climb i don't do this all the time but also to your point i haven't really had that this problem in a long time yeah i haven't i think people don't really do it anymore yeah This is the most selfish thing I've ever seen on a plane, I think. I don't think they're allowed to serve shellfish on a plane.

Look at this. I believe it. This is unbelievable behavior. Yeah. And like, I don't know, look, I don't know if this is performative. I don't know if this is a bit. I think. I can't imagine this is comfortable.

I think being somewhat familiar with Mincey. I don't think this is a bit. So I, I've tried to take naps on my couch, like whilst my children are playing. And I've been in this position where my feet are, there's not an arm on one side of it. So I've done this exact thing on my couch, and it's not comfortable having your feet flat on the ground and then being bent back in that position. Where is the arm on this seat? I don't even see it like in the up position. That's a great point.

He's just that they don't have arms. No, no, he's just. He's just hanging over the arm. He's over the arm. Oh, no way. Oh, my God. I didn't even realize. No way he's really sleeping.

You're right. Okay. No. Okay. Thanks for pointing that out, Rania. I didn't realize that. Having that under your hamstring for like a minute. It's kind of cut off your blood circulation.

Yeah, you're going to, you're, oh my God. I think he's using the other arm as a headrest. And his belly's also out too. But at least, at least put your, at least, at least, At least put your seat back up in the original position if you're going to do this. Yeah. Oh, my God. Like, he didn't fall asleep and then, like, slip into this position.

Like, he laid down like this very much awake and then fell asleep. I will admit, you want some plain etiquette for me? I've had the whole road to myself and I've just put up my feet on the other two seats. But that's okay. Yeah, but like, I'm not no one else there. That's fine. As long as you're not, like, hanging completely over the aisle like this. I would almost expect that on a long flight of some.

somebody found themselves in that position. But this just doesn't look comfortable. Like, he's going to wake up and, like, think about how you would feel if you fell asleep for an hour like that. Like, you get up, you're like, oh. It would hurt. And then the sheer embarrassment knowing that I have just been occupying the aisle with my feet. So I'm a known sleep mask guy.

I don't use it every night, but I use it a lot. Would you judge me if we went, like, say we were flying to Nova Scotia? Oh. We almost did one time. Would you judge me if I brought my sleep mask and just sat up, sat in my chair and just put my sleep mask on and slept? No, of course not. They give you sleep masks sometimes.

Okay. Because I was thinking about how I might do that at some point. Dave, I'm pretty much eye mask every night. I got the nose strip. I got the reclining bed. I'm sleep maxing. I'll tell you that much. My sleep max.

My litmus test for plain behavior is, are you bothering anyone? He's bothering the flight attendants and anyone who's trying to walk through the aisle. You wearing a sleep mask doesn't, it's not bothering anybody. I have one of those big fancy neck pillows that a little embarrassing to wear. Okay, but I didn't, something I should tell you about my sleep mask. I didn't tell you this. It's made of leather and it covers my entire head and there's just a little slit for the mouth. Does it have a red ball gag?

Okay, I didn't tell you guys that. That changes things a little bit. It's different. Okay. It's different. Interesting. This, I want to get inside his brain for just a few minutes and poke around, see what's going on. Thinking this is okay is just beyond my comprehension.

Dude, he's. Maybe this is unfair, but he's doing it. I can't imagine that his feet smell great. And he just has no shoes on. Dude, anyone who's traveling, I don't think anyone's feet smell great. Like, traveling's stressful. At least he has socks on. He has socks on.

I'll give him that. There's, there, I don't like it when people take their shoes off on a plane. Oh, anybody. If it's a long, I've taken my shoes off on a long flight, but I always have socks on and I put my feet like right on my, like on top of my shoes. Unless it's a, unless it's a lady in yoga pants with socks pulled up over the yoga pants, I don't like it. Yeah. That's a good look. Weirdly a good look.

I don't understand why. But yeah, I didn't see me. Have you ever seen anybody do this? no one's doing it I'm trying to think of like something worse to do and I really can't I mean like if you have if you smell or if you have gas

or if you are maybe like bring like five pounds of crawfish watching watching videos on your movie on it without headphones yeah that's that's common but that's just that's like a funny one though it's like this guy like are you kidding me but you're always saying that you don't like

babies on a plane you're always saying oh I've never said I'll tell you I fucking hate snakes on the plane. Yeah. They're motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane. Never saw it. Never saw it either. Do I need to watch it? Do you watch Friday yet? Not yet. I'm probably going to watch it this weekend, maybe Sunday. Have you ever seen any egregious behavior

like personally on a flight? The one that I see the most that bothers me the most is when the plane lands. People stand up. People from the back will rush to the front and cut all those people in line because they think they're more important than everyone else. You know what you need to do

if you have a plane to catch, if you have to announce it. You need to tell the flight attendant before you land like, hey, my connect is going to be like, they will typically say, yeah,

they will. They'll make a little announcement. Like there are people near the back that need to make a, you know, have a short layover. And no one will judge you for it. Right.

But the people who just like will rush to the front and get in line to be quick off the plane, those people suck. You're just, you're telling everyone that I'm more important than you are, and I need to get off this plane before you do. If you've got a bag checked, you're just playing hurry up and wait, hurry up to what, you know what I mean? Because your bags are going to get there after everyone.

They better have a plane to catch, like right away. Or maybe they have to take a big old ducky. That's true. And even if the plane, even if they announced it that I had to make, you know, a short connecting flight, I would be like, sorry, sorry, on the way up the aisle. I know I'm that guy sorry I would be like I would be so uncomfortable about it. I think the only like really egregious thing I saw was like some guy was trying to put his bag in the uh you know the stowage and like asked the person and was like hey can I put my bag here and this your bag can I move it back there and the guy was like no you can't like the yeah my bag's above me like why am I going

move, why should you move your bag? Like, it was, it was just like the most, like, that's rude for you to even ask because you put that person in the situation to say, yeah, no, like what I'm going to say, oh, yeah, no, I'll go ahead and put my flight, my bag in the back of the plane. Also, for you. The dimensions of carry on, they have, obviously, you can't carry on if your bag is too big, right? It's very intentional because they're supposed to fit, um, long ways into the overhead compartment. if you notice like 90% of everyone who puts their bag up will put it long ways in taking up too much space

I'll say it depends on the plane because like a lot of Southwest ones don't fit in like bookcase style but like a lot of United American ones do I've noticed that like they're not deep enough to fit books case style I was on a flight I was on a flight with a flight attendant says still your still your carry-on like tacos, not burritos. Yeah. Like up on the side, in like that,

instead of long ways. Just to visualize it. Got it. You know? Yeah, tacos. I would say tacos, not tastas. I don't know if that works. Because a tistata,

you would unzip it and spread it out. And that would be really sad. That would be a little silly. Don't do that. Oh, Mincy. Got to bless them. This is the most egregious thing.

Continuing to monitor. Come on. I wonder how quickly the flight attendant had to wake him up and be like, hey, man, we can't move the cart down the aisle and this whole thing. So can you please? Does he have the blanket only covering his upper torso? It's barely even covering anything. It's just like above on his mouth.

You want to know a fact about me that might be fun? I've never used a blanket provided by an airplane. I only did on my way to Japan. Oh, it's his hoodie. He's using a hoodie. It's just sitting on his chest. Okay. He needs to pull that shirt down.

He's got a little tasteful belly showing too. Love that. Love it. I've been on like the aisle seat and like even my elbow is out a little bit and people like will brush into it or whatever. Like I can imagine this. I'm like, oh, sorry. I know. I feel it.

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We've got another Olympic story. Another reason why the winter Olympics are goaded. Yeah, this one is getting a lot of attention. There is an Olympian, a Norwegian biathlete. Oh, biathlon. There we go. He won bronze. And this fella's name is, of course, what's his dude's name?

I don't know. Holm Laugrid. Hopefully I said that right. Pretty good, dude. So he wins the bronze medal in the biathlon. That's awesome. Probably the best day of his life. Well, you're going to find out this might be the worst day of his life because he was interviewed after winning.

And he decided to use this platform to... Hold on, hold on. Can I say it? Yeah, sure. Go ahead. criticize USA foreign policy Close, but no

Was he criticizing people who reclined their chair on a plane? Was he calling out Epstein file people? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Or release the files. He said he just wants to cut his grass, drink some beer.

Is that what he did? No, he did it. He's Norwegian. So, okay. Do they cut? They don't have grass. After like after talking very very grass. After talking very briefly about like the event and winning, he said he's, he uses

platform to confess that he cheated on his girlfriend of six months, three months in to their relationship. He said it was eating him alive and he confessed to her and she broke up with them. And he says, let me pull some quotes here. Tom out. So she had already broken up with him. So she already knew about this? Yeah, I can play the video here.

I mean, there's no way it's in English. He confessed a week ago to her. He said, I told her a week ago, and then it ended, of course. I'm not ready to give up. I hope that committing social suicide might show how much I love her. I'm taking the consequences for what I've done. I regret it with all my heart. He says, maybe I'm just stupid.

I'm a member of the sorority, but I do stupid things. continue i don't know what that really means he regrets it he regrett us as a day he cheated and then i realized that this is the this is the woman in my that this is the woman in my life and i can't live my whole life keeping in a secret from her my only way to the goal is to tell everything and put everything on the table man i got to tell you dude you might be uh bringing some unwanted attention to her i put the video up so he's not speaking english so you can't unless you speak norwegian know what he's saying, but you can see the emotion. It's huge.

It's my first medal. It's my first medal. Thank you, people. And then it gets sad. The family who have backed me. Something I want to share. He gets a little choked up. For a half-year-during,

so met him of my life. Most beautiful person in the world. Three months ago I cheated on, I made the biggest mistake in my life. Oh, I had a big mistake in my life. Oh, I had a gold medal in my life. Oh, I had a gold medal in my life. Oh, I had a gold medal in my life. Settled for bronze.

I only have eyes for her. All right. Yeah, I don't feel too bad for him. Here's the thing. Is this guy actually a dog? Because he was able to fight through this in metal. Will you pull up? He locked the fuck in and got a medal.

His first medal. Her quote. Oh, no, they talked to her? Yeah. She, yes. Is she an Olympian or anybody of note? I think she's just a normie. Okay.

But she said, let me pull this up since I can't, that's too small for me to read up there. Okay. Okay. She said, wait, hold on. Read her name, Dylan. Go ahead real quick. Sterla Legrid. That might be good.

Oh, wait. No. It's got that weird like, A.E. Oh, yeah. Maybe her name's Homa. I don't know. Anyway, she said, it's hard to forgive. Even after a declaration of love in front of the whole world, I did not choose to end up in this situation.

and it hurts to have to be in it. We have been in contact, and he is aware of my views on this. It sounds like she's not going to take him back. I feel like he, I don't know, I'm not that familiar with their culture and their norms, but like, I feel like, if anything, like, I don't know, she's kind of like, I could have handled this in-house. See, he could have been a vague, like,

this is his shout out to her. Yeah. And like, not given the specifics. Like, I think. It's a grand gesture is what he's doing. He's pulling the grand gesture card, right? Did he go too far and like just kind of spilling everything, though? Like she said, she was dragged into this conversation.

I don't know. Look, cheating is obviously terrible and it's... Do we know if he won his medal without cheating? We don't know. We don't. I would like to think there's a pathway back for these two, you know? Because he confessed. They were only together six months.

How about this, Dave? Maybe he would have won gold if he had. had the love of a woman in his life. Instead, he only got bronze because he's a dirty little fucking cheater. I don't want to sound like I'm excusing cheating because I'm not. It's terrible. And you can, you know, earning trust back after that is nearly impossible, I think. Don't cheat.

It's terrible. He seems like he's so apologetic. Confessed her when he didn't have to. I would like, I'm kind of pulling for them in a way. I'll never think about these people again. We'll probably never hear an update on this. I know. But I'm kind of pulling for it.

You see, like, this guy's, he's fucking crushed. Well, that was his issue. He was pulling. He's fucking, he's devastated that he lost the love of his life. No, it's funny because you slacked me and you said, here's a picture of his ex-girlfriend and here's the other woman. No, I did not do that. And I don't know what I was supposed to do with that information. I did not do that.

No, he didn't. Yeah, I don't know. That's sad. It's sad. But he'll always, it's, his biggest sporting achievement will always be connected to that. I know. I hope he doesn't regret doing that. He confessed to her one week ago.

That's when they broke up. It's been one week since we broke it off. This is fresh. Like, he's going through it. Yeah, one week's crazy. Yeah, he's going through it right now. Anyway, I'm pulling for Sterla Legrid. Yes.

Hello. It's me. Stirl off. I'm so sorry, but I've done. Does he get to, what event was it? You say,

biathlon? Byathlon, what we were talking about? Is there, is he in any other events? There's no way you know that answer. I don't know the answer to that. Yeah,

he's in the cheating event and he fucking won gold in that, fucking dumbass. You won gold in the cheating event, right? He says. There's no way that's an Olympic sport. There's no way.

Okay. So that's that. I can't wait to see this guy on, I want love to prevail, Dave. I want this guy to be on Love Island. Yeah, maybe he should be on too hot to handle. Which one's that? That's the one where they got to not hook up and they'll win money.

They start, yeah, they start with a money that's shared. And then if they, like a kiss, like it deducts like 50 bucks. And then sex is like a thousand or something like that. But it's for the whole group. So you try to convince the other ones not to hook up, but they all end up doing it anyway because they're hot and horny. Hot and horny. And pretty dumb.

I thought for sure this dude cheated like in the Olympic Village, but it was three months ago. Because you know that they say about the Olympic Village. So for the last three months, for the last three months, he's been eating him alive. He finally decided to fest up. We don't know if he did that.

Right. But that is part of the... He probably, yeah, it probably was part of it. Maybe not because, you know, Eaton ate cheating. Eaton ain't cheating. That's a quote from Dave Ruff. What is that from? I don't know.

It's from you. You said it. It's bad. One week since we broke it off. Oh boy. No, it's good, dear. Let's leave. No, it's good, man.

Let's start a band. Okay. It's called, It's called, reach out and touch me. Reach out, now is reach out and touch mouth. Reach out and touch mouth. Why would that have been the lyric? No, I didn't think it was, but you said, I said face,

and you're like, oh, close? Yeah. I said close. I should have said like phonetically. It could rhyme with face. It could sound like face. It could be a part of the face. I don't know.

Look, you could have given me a month. Reach out in touch face. You could have given me a month. I wasn't going to get faith. Maybe you need a little faith in your life. Maybe. Maybe I figure out what your deal is. Maybe.

Fix some things. Maybe that's my problem. That I don't know what my problem is. You do need God. Ever since you ate that freaking Ortland Bunting You know what Deepak is a deep what's his name Deepak uh is Tupac Shakur? No, Deepak Chopra. Isn't he in the files?

Yeah, his quote in the email to Epstein was God is a social construct, girls are real. What a fucking dorky thing to email. What a fucking slime ball, dude. Like what the, what the girls for the win? Girls are real. Dude, none of these guys. What the fuck? Dude, they're all just a bunch of dorks with a lot of money.

That's how they get chicks. Girls are real. A bunch of nerd. man fuck out of here no girls are fake they're a social construct they're all just

CIA agents the foids yeah the foids wait hold on Randy just stated that girls are fake they're all just CIA agents or they're agents of nanjahoo

I don't know something like that yikes speaking of I don't know if you've been following the the Courtney loving will tell this So I did like five minutes of reading when you sent it to the group last night. Did you check the thread? Yeah, a little bit of it.

What's going on now with Courtney Love? I didn't know that she was a part of this world at all. I thought she was just a musician in the... That has been out there, I will say. That's another thing where it's like, we've been known about this if you listen to the podcast. But Courtney Love has been associated loosely with... Really? Galane.

I don't know much about her. I just know that I like dated her in my past life. Oh, yeah. If you're new here, Randy was born the day Kurt allegedly took his own life, the day he left us. The day that he did die, yes. He was my first rock star death. The world took away Kurt Cobain and gave us Randall Trimbecky. Yeah, which.

Yeah. Yeah, Dave. I'd say that that might have been. Is that a dub for the world? That's a dub for the world. Actually, you know, about same same. You know, Dave doesn't hate, they hate this character I've been doing. It's, yeah, I've dubbed it Brandon.

It's a coworker Brandon. It's a coworker named Brandon. Just, just too much energy guys. He's got Brandon energy. Okay. Yeah, yeah. You can say, you know, I had a couple of colffees this morning and, you know, I'm a little wired. He all, he has some, he shares some things with Randy.

Yeah, he can't, he can't speak. Sorry, I got really excited. Just seeing you is just great, you know. I'm ready to just. Hit the spreadsheets. Dude, how Randy is that real? I said to you last night of the dude, drive it up for the road rage interaction.

Yeah. What is he saying? What was you going to learn out like blind school? Did you drive blind? We pull it up. I'm going to do the Squarespace where he pulled it up. Man, we love Squarespace. So much so that this show is brought to you by Squarespace.

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Where'd you school the blind? Did you school the blind? What? Where did you go? Did you go to the school from the blind? Get it out, dude. God, imagine you have just a killer fucking, like, rage line for someone and you just beef it so hard. Like, I'm fucking out of here.

Dude, I'm way more. So I assume that if I ever got in. like a pull up at the red light and like windows down like like that kind of verbal I would be really condescending because the shit I say I say condescending shit even though like no like even when I just drive by somebody who's driving like shitty I'll just I'll hit them with like to myself I'll go are you fucking serious I say the same thing every time I go what are you doing or I say what are you doing sometimes I will drive by and I'll look over like if it's because there's a very specific right lane that is an exit only where I'm trying to exit to go to the gym.

And people, when there's a little bit of traffic on Mopec, they like to do the thing where they go all the way down and the turn only, the exit only, just to see if they can get a better spot up front. Oh, you know who does that? Brett. Micah. Producer Micah admitted on this very pile. I guess not this very pie. It's trash move. Yeah.

Most people, most people aren't aggressive enough and good enough drivers to pull it off without slowing everybody else down. But I will sometimes just look over and I will very like I will demonstratively go how like I sometimes I just like to hit people with like a very like disappointed like like my kid like my kid just like ripped his diaper off and just like peed on the floor. And I'm just like why? Why? I'm not like a fuck you buddy. I'm just like a are you serious? Why? Who? Who does that? I hit Parks with the Y two mornings ago because he's leaving for school and he always says he says bye to the dogs. He goes up and gets he gets down on the floor and gets Stella like a big hug. And as you know better than anyone, those dogs shed so much. He gets up. He's just covered in dog hair. And I looked at him.

I go, why? Why? I had to get the lint roller out so he could go to school and I look like covered in dog hair. That's mad cute that you're hugging the dogs. Every single morning, dude, it is cute. Can't get mad at that. Yeah, I hit him with the, what are you doing? I wish they could hear me, you know?

A good, like, just like, like, look like. Sometimes I just, I just, I never really honk, but I'll just do a finger, just like hand off the wheel. What are we doing? Just disappointing. Yeah. We got an Austin Cowboy update, y'all. We do.

Yeah, we brought this to your attention yesterday. There's a young lady who I believe is visiting Austin from Arizona, and she tweeted from inside what looks to be a coffee shop in downtown Austin. Austin, Texas is truly a disgusting city now. Where are the cowboys? This place is completely filled with metabolically compromised tech workers. And we made fun of her because she's in a coffee shop in downtown Austin, which isn't typically a place where cowboys hang out. and someone pointed out this person must be an Austinite James Ramben said I'm also dismayed by the lack of cowboys in the crepe shop at the downtown library I did a little investigating this is this place is called Cafe Crem so it is in fact a crepe shop and coffee shop connected to the downtown Austin library okay so in addition to the public library what are you doing it's the public like the this is like the

nerdiest of the like unemployed you know techie worker type just remote workers are just like looking for a place to work and drink coffee and this isn't maybe maybe go check out a book this isn't a saloon where guys are playing poker and like getting in you know fist fights wow noon while No, I mean. While Bill's not sticking anybody up. Yeah, no one's bellying up to the bar and just hammering shots of whiskey. That's just not one of those places. Just ordering generic whiskey.

Yeah, they have frappuccinos and lattes. Sorry, my cattle drive brought me right by the library. And they're connected to Wi-Fi. I got the cattle left side. They're on Wi-Fi, like, trying to, like, do shit on the internet. Like, what are you looking for? You guys got- Help me help you.

What do you want? You guys got some stables for me to, you know, top of the horse. If she was at the spoke, you know, maybe, maybe. Even then, like, it's not like a cowboy hotbed because we're in the city of Austin. Hey, darling, what's your Wi-Fi password? I'm having a little trouble connecting here. I need a bank out some of these spreadsheets. You mind if I get myself a black coffee and give one of them strawberry creams?

Hey, the Wi-Fi's down. You guys got any of them hot spots I can tap into. Let me get a little black coffee and, hey, darling, you mind? spitting in it. Man, can you go to her, click her thing, see if she's had any updates. I want to see if she's had any new Austin revelations. She's an independent journalist. Sick.

She seems to be just in a really bad mood all the time. I love it. Judging by her Twitter activity. I bet we could get her on the show. If I was a guy, I'd be jacked. Do you want a, do you want a messenger to see if she'll come to do the show? Hey, like, we really have no context for what this you're doing? If I was a guy, I'd be jacked.

What kind of tweet is that? No, you wouldn't. You don't know that. She apparently went to the cathedral of trash here in, I don't know why she's there, but she's there. All right, that sounds like something I should know about. I don't know about it. I think it's just like an art thing. I don't know, look it up.

Why would this maker say that Austin is a truly disgusting city because they're nerds in a coffee shop on their laptops? It's people like to, Randy pointed out that his, his algos really serving him anti-Austin stuff. Yeah, now ever since this. What did you get? But let me pull it up from the, because I just sent it to the group chat. Hey, you should DM her about her, uh, cacao toothpaste. Yeah. Okay, here it is.

Do it. This was in response to a, a tweet that said, do everything in your power to move to Austin. And it was like a hype video. I didn't watch the video, but whatever. He quote tweets, everyone I know who moved to Austin either, one, regretted it slash moved away. to when insane and now makes a living from psychotherapy slash men's retreats every single one. No, that's just eight men. That's just eight.

We lost one of the men. Eight great. Seven. That's just seven great men. Technically, that guy did both. He moved away from Austin and did. Yeah, that's perfectly. Maybe he just knows that one guy.

He knows that guy. He knows that guy. I promise you that not everyone makes money that way in this city. Some of us are small to mid-sized podcasters. Oh, fuck. Flynn's getting their ass kicked. What's going on? What's going on?

It's not good. What are you doing? Me? No, like, you know, like the traffic. Yeah. Oh, come on, man. Yeah, so not many cowboys in the crepe shop, apparently. Yeah, you're not going to find many cowboys in the crepe shop that's connected to the library.

Yeah, just even if either of those things were standalone, like it wouldn't. You're not going to find. you're looking for. No. All right, let's put a bow on this one. Imagine the cowboy, like, going into the library, though, getting a book for the, for the drive. That's not that crazy.

He just walks in. I wasn't much for reading. It was a spurs. You guys got a copy of Lonesome Dove around here. Yeah, Lonesome Dove. That's what the one they would buy. But they would have to get it. They've already read the audio version because they can't read.

Cowboys can't read. Real Cowboys can't read. Yeah. They don't have time for it. No, they're not eating crepes or whatever. They don't even know what crepes are. They're eating a can of beans. That's right.

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So Charlie Woods has officially committed. Did you see the news? Where are you going? F-S-U. Such players as Brooks Kepka, I believe Daniel Berger. The Bergman. and those are the only two I can name off the top of my head. Didn't follow in his daddy's footsteps.

Probably wanted to stay relatively close to home. I get it. The joke that the the joke that I'm seeing being made that I can't help but like pick apart is all right. He targets him up the fucking field. You know, because he likes fucking chick. Yeah, I don't. Yeah. He looks hooking up with chicks.

He's linked up with. with the Trump Trump lady, the Trump gal. Not that that stopped him in the past, but that's okay, he's moved on. They're still together?

Maybe. Speaking of gold medal cheaters, Tiger Woods. Fuck off. Don't fucking talk about my cat like that. Here's a little thing of you've been following Tiger for any amount of time. He's not saying he would scoff it like

hot A or FSU co-E. But if you if you really dig into what Tiger is really into, it ain't that. Tiger doesn't really I don't know if Tiger has a type per se, but it is certainly not. He's not on the he doesn't he's on the list. He's not on the Leo train, you know. No, he's not in the files. Thank God. Not that I was worried.

Yeah. You never know. You never know. Florida guy right there. Anyone of note could be. Could be you. But. He, you know, I think you'd be more likely to find him like at the, you know, Florida State, like, the campus IHOP or like at the can't, you know what I mean?

Yeah. Like a cheddar, like a random. Twin Peaks. Yeah, a Twin Peaks waitress or something. Yeah. And it's like, okay. Yeah. Like, sure.

Why not? Yeah. So Charlie Woods definitely got the beautiful golf swing from his old man, but we don't know if he got the deviancy from him yet. No, and I was, to be clear, I was about the cat when he goes to their parents weekend or whatever. Right. Yeah. How old is Charlie Woods? 17, 16.

I'm guessing he's about to intercollar. Actually, you know, I think, oh, that's fun now. I don't think he's a senior. For some reason, I still thought he was like, I think you're right. He's 14 or something like that. He's 17. 17, okay. That's a good.

Is he actually 17 or is he just in his hometown? That's true. Great question. Wait, hold on. If you're always 17-year-old in town, does that mean like even if you're 10? Yeah. Yeah, you're 17? That's weird.

That's weird. Yeah. A lot of 17-year-old babies, I guess. Weird sentence. Yeah. All right. Well, cool. I'm happy for him.

Yeah, I hope he does well. He does have a beautiful golf center. He's a good player. He is a good player. Tough, tough shoes to fill, you know. No one's ever done what does the thing better than your dad. That's right. It's kind of like when Parks grows up and tries to eat eggs.

Yeah. Yeah. Big shoes to fill. No one's ever slunk quite as hard as just Park's daddy. That's right. I don't know. Kenny Kilos apparently says that he can outslunk Dylan. Kenny Kilos.

I'm afraid of a few people in this world. Kenny Kilos, listen to here, pal. He's got out slonky and then take you the court. You talk a lot of shit. Fly down here and outstlock. slunk Dylan. I want to see it. I dare you, Kenney and Keyless is going to come down here. I'll slunk you and then the King of the Midwest, dad's going to come on, beat your ass.

Listen, I'm scared of a few people in this world. King of the Midwest, dad ain't one of them. If you're not a, here's another reason to become a patron. Dylan's going to fight somebody's dad. I called him a pussy. You also said, fuck your whole family. No, I did. Did I really? Probably. Probably similar.

You didn't say it in that, in that mean of a way. I take, if I said that, I don't recall, I'll take that one back. You said, fuck that family. Okay, okay, that's lighthearted. Yeah. Yeah. You did call his dad a pussy. I did twice.

So, yeah. If you want to understand what the past- He did that- He did call in. He did. But Kenny Kilos. You want to understand what we just were talking about

for the past minute. Become a patron. There you go. We did some fun impressions yesterday. Yeah, I don't want to see. Tucker was one that we missed. Before Dave and I went to lunch on Friday last week, we just kept on doing Tucker Carlson impressions

for some reason, just the two of us. Tucker Carlson in the car when someone cuts him off. What are you doing? Okay. Okay. I thought that you were supposed to single before you go, but apparently not for you, just for me? News to me. That's not ready.

You have a decent Tucker. It's just fun to do. Podcast, y'all. Good show, man. Good show, y'all. All right, I'm going to DM this check. She wants to come to the pod. Do you want to do it?

Do you want to save B Update Guy for tomorrow? Yeah, we can save that for tomorrow. Yeah, I can't wait to watch him jump off that tiny hill on the rocks from no reason at all. Tune in tomorrow for B Update hairline guy. Can't wait. Bye.