Circling Back - Plasma Transfusions at The Mothership

Episode Date: January 29, 2025

Dave had the first Washed Media experience at Joe Rogan’s Mothership comedy club, an update on both Brian Johnson’s plasma and his son’s erection trends, the burner verse has officially fallen in love, Brittany Griner gets traded (not to Russia), questions we’d ask the Press Secretary, This Weekend in Fun, and more. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:00) Brian Johnson Plasma Update (22:50) Mothership Dave (42:00) Burnerverse Update: Everyone’s In Love (53:20) Brittany Griner Trade (58:14) What would we ask the Press Secretary? (1:04:00) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Huel: https://huel.com/ (15% off using STEAM15) Shopify: www.shopify.com/circling  PrizePicks: www.prizepicks.com/steam (use code STEAM to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. My name's Will DeFries. To my left, Dave Dimebag Ruff. That's not, not a name for me. It's a name for somebody. What's the band? Nine Inch Nails, what is it? Who is it?

Keep going. Pantera? Wow. Oh, heavy metal door. Look at you on the heels of yesterday's performance. Dude, I know. Do you know the game show podcast? Kind of on fire right now.

You're right. No music is safe. You did it. You found the band. Well, yeah, I don't, I have a dime bag. That's something you just kind of forget about after high school, maybe even like ninth grade. Get you a dime bag, Hoss. No one's buying dime bags anymore. forget about after high school, maybe even like ninth

grade. Get you a dime bag, awesome. No one's buying dime bags. It's just ten bucks, Hoss. Mm. With Biden inflation. Isn't that why it's called dime bag? Ten. Ten bucks. Usually just sticks and stems. Yeah. Not great. Yeah, it's not

that hydro that I usually smoke. That chronic. Weren't you trying to grow that in your closet? Yeah. You got the lamp and everything? I try to use a lava lamp and it wasn't working. Yeah. It just burned through everything. Yeah, so I didn't worry. How does the lamp hold in the lava?

I know lava is so hot. I figured it would melt the plastic. Could you outrun a lava lamp? Uh, I think so. I think so. What if I like put it on the ground horizontal and just rolled it really hard at you? Then maybe not. No, especially if there's a slope. Yeah, you got to factor in undulations.

Lava moves so slow, like real lava though. Just, just leave the area. Don't be dumb. like real lava though. Just leave the area. Don't be dumb. Just leave the area. Don't be dumb. I got something when you want to intro me. I got something quick to hit y'all with. Why'd you say it like that? Because I'm ready for it. I'm just ready to just tell y'all something that might scare you a bit. Dylan Shivery. Astronomers have very recently discovered an asteroid that's 196 feet wide that has a one in 83 chance of hitting Earth in 2032. This is another one. We talked about one recently. This one has even greater chance. One in 83? Yeah. And that's pretty big, bud. It's a

rolling the dice. We're talking two thirds of a football field, Randy. Yeah, but after taxes and after it burns up through the atmosphere. After taxes is out. He's a Elon will be able to take care of it. We just did this. What's the program? Dart? Yeah, I know. Dart's gonna take care of it. Yeah.

Dude, they're gonna, put a dart in its side. Dude, there's dart in your asteroid. They're going to throw a darty out there. They're going to drink so many high dudes. Oh, dude. The amount of darties that could go down on the day that it's supposed to hit. You know what would be cool, though, if it became like not hit Earth, but came like be weird if

it did that like a thousand feet from Earth. So, we all got to see it. How cool would that be? Randy, how cool would that be? We're all watching with our telescopes. You know what I'm saying? You wouldn't need a telescope bud. Yeah. Yeah but

it would probably make it a lot better. If it was a thousand feet from Earth, David. Yeah. It's 200 feet. Still, if it was a thousand feet from Earth, I feel like you get sucked in and hit Earth. You know what I'd say if it got close to us? I'd look at it. I

go, welcome to Earth. That's what you would say. Yeah. You have, you have what? Seven years to think about what you would say and that you're going to settle on that. Yeah, I'm going to do the Will Smith alien thing. Just workshopping. I'm just saying y'all, y'all be ready.

I think Will too. Be ready to leave the planet if need be. You can't just do it, you can't just hop on a spaceship. I'm just going to my storm shelter. Okay. Often shelters me from the storm. I didn't know you had a storm shelter at your residence. Well, a lot of you don't know.

What canned food are you keeping most prevalent in your storm shelter? Oh man, you know it's that chunky soup. Oh yeah, that's, yeah. The Chunky. Campbell's Chunky, promoted by Donovan McNabb's mother. And him. I don't know, would Chunky get old after a while?

Yeah. Anything will get old after a while, but at least. Don't you could, that would be me in the storm shelter, just Yuka and all the camp. You're like, listen, we can't eat this shit. You're just going to starve? Well, let's just fast and see it till it's all over. Like that guy in Alone that I was telling y'all about? That dude's crazy.

No one's watching Alone. Yeah, dude. You're gonna watch Alone. It's so good. It's so interesting. Oh, the things these people are capable of is pretty wild. Come on. With how my wife shops, I could use alone. Yes. Okay. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Right. It's gonna be a good show today. I can feel it in my bones. Yeah, with that impromptu space bar. I know, right?

Yeah, you could have made a whole ass segment out of that and you just burned it. I was about to say we have such a stacked running. Just like that asteroid's going to burn up in our atmosphere. I mean, I don't know if there's anything more interesting than asteroids hitting our earth. We have a stacked running. We're talking about Brian Johnson's sun's erections and things of that nature. People want to know about his sun's erections. and he's just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, yo dude, saw you were mega rocked up at 2 a.m. last night, where were you? Dave, no boner yesterday, huh? What's going on, bud? Yeah, just tea, just feeling low. Yeah.

What's the running app that people use to log their runs and track? Strava. Yeah, it's like that, but for your. Yeah. Fuck the Strava app, dude. Damn. Hey, you're homesick yesterday.

It seemed like you were getting a lot of fun. It wasn't that. Here's what I eat when I go for a run. Strava, why do you? Because our friend Sam Taylor does that. I know every day. You're right. But this way you umbola oats and berries and Greek yogurt.

I've never deleted an app faster than Strava. Never had it. Dude, the first thing I did was when I go to the store, I went to the store to get some Greek yogurt. Imagine eating anything other than Greek. Like going Greek was like the best thing I ever did. It does Icelandic or something. Yeah, bro, you're not doing skewer.

No, dude. I get my skewer from Iceland. Yeah, don't eat any of that G-d yogurt. Yeah. I do not. I eat Greek yogurt, not the pike yogurt. Dude, I call it Niceland. We're probably gonna buy it soon.

Did I delete a Snapchat, speaking of deleting apps? I don't care. Because some baddie was messaging me. No one's using Snapchat anymore anyway. What was the mystery Snap you got yesterday? It was nothing. It don't care. What was the some values? No one's using Snapchat anymore anyway. What was the mystery snap you got yesterday? Nothing. Unless you're so it was absolutely nothing. I showed I showed Dylan and credit and it was just a notification from someone that said Lily with a rose and I was

like and I went to and there was nothing there. Is it possible? Do you think it was Lily Rose depth? Was it Lily Phillips? No, maybe. But it was there was nothing there. And then I went on their Discover page and watched one video and went, you know what, I don't need Snapchat anymore. This fucking sucks. You were at a bar a week ago and you were blacked out.

You don't remember talking to this young lady named Lily and you got her snapped. You know how I know that's not true? Because I've been doing chat January. I've been doing chat January. I don't drink. Yeah, how can I black out? My brain's firing at all cylinders.

Too much. But yeah, so I was just like, you know, fuck Snapchat. I get one Snap maybe like every two weeks. Oh yeah. And more. My break from Twitter is going well. You know you work in media, right? Yeah.

I'm accessing it from desktop. No, that's so annoying. I'm accessing it from desktop. No, that's so annoying. I'm accessing it from desktop. Don't do that. So it's like only smoking cigarettes when you're drinking? Damn, I could probably use getting Twitter off my phone, honestly. Been nice, dude.

The doom scrolling is hot right now. It's just too political right now. So it's hot. I don't wanna see anything from either side. Get your woke asses off my timeline. I'm not gonna do this dude. The scrolling is hot right now. It's just too political right now. So I don't want to see anything from either side. Get your woke asses off my timeline. I called my wife out for screen time. I was like, there's no way you do that.

I was like, I bet yours is so much higher than mine. Do you have a death threat after that? She was like, show me your let's compare screen times. I think I was doubling her as bad. Yeah, yeah, dude. You can't I work in media. I Work for my phone. Do I basically work on this thing? I need it to do my job. She's like you do You're not just you do though. You're just not you're not looking at like stars updates mid game. I'm like, yeah, you're right You're right. If you had to guess who in this office has

the highest screen time per week, what would you say? I would say would have been you. It might be me. I'm on Twitter, man. Why don't you tell him the handle? Add D Shivery. At D Carter Ruff on Twitter, formerly snap at Carter Ruff on me feel like they would be uh they'd be eating up my time

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Nutritionally complete meals and minutes so you can focus on what really matters. Hey Dylan. What the hell? Joke for a few. What the hell? What the hell? Extreme 2018 voice. What the hell?

How's she doing? What'd that come from? Married, I think. What happened hell? Extreme 2018 voice. What the hell? How's she doing? Where'd that come from? Married, I think. What happened there? A young lady asked me to join her out. I think she was with friends and I just was tired. And then she called me the next morning upset and I picked up the phone and she goes, what the hell?

I just remember doing that around the Grand Ex office for days on end. Yeah, it was big play. What the hell? The hell? Sorry. The hell? I think she's married.

Nice young lady. What's the ad? Tell the folks. I'm not gonna do that. Give the ad. Oh my God, dude. Give the ad to the folks at home. You are so redacted.

Not gonna do it. Well, we got some major Brian Johnson news on the TL. Not only has he been tracking his 19 year old son's erection and putting the data on Twitter, but he's also no longer draining his son of his blood. He's gone full plasma. Dave, what happened when you went full plasma? Oh man, I just started podcasting on a different level.

Like when I went full plaz, I couldn't sustain it because it's very expensive as I found out. Went into a significant amount of went full plaz, um, I couldn't sustain it because it's very expensive. As I found out, went into a significant amount of debt going plaz, but there was that two week stretch where people were like, what's going on? Dave's Dave's on his, his stuff right now. Totally in his bag. Well, I was pleasant. Like this guy's going full. He saw, he saw Zuck with the chain out. Yeah, I did. And then he's like, all right, well, guess I got to go chain out.

Boy, what a dope way to start a tweet. Well, I'm no longer injecting my son's blood. Not many people can tweet that. This picture is grotesque. He looks young though. Like it's working. Is he a Benjamin Button buttoning a little bit? If you watch the documentary on him, which is pretty interesting.

He comes off as pretty likable by the end of it. Okay. You're turning into a little bit of a simp here for BJ. Yeah. Why are you glazing Brian Johnson? You meet the man behind all this craziness and it's like, oh, he's just a dude who loves his son and he's just trying to make his this craziness. And it's like, oh, he's just a dude who loves his son and he's just trying to make his way through life. And he has a really hard time finding love. Yeah, emphasis on hard. Yeah, I mean, here's the thing, Dylan.

Because he has such an extreme day-to-day routine. Yeah, he doesn't have to do that. No one's forcing him to do it. It's not like he's overcoming a disability. Me and my life, I'm prioritizing my life and relationships before I'm prioritizing, separating the plasma from my blood and then injecting myself with a mix of that.

One of his missions is he's basically like, I'm using myself as an experiment to pass on methods of a healthy lifestyle for generations to come. Exactly. That's the weird part. Yeah. Speaking of, his son had five erection episodes one day. Was that just during sleep or was that just throughout the day? I'm not sure. There's some sporadic stats around here, but a total duration of erection episodes during the day was 182 minutes. That's pretty good rock.

He's just getting deep into the intellect. His erection quality, I'm not sure how that's tracked, was 94. Yeah, that checks out. Does Andro age mean that that's like the kid's actual, like his like body age? So he's 22 even though he's 19. Does his dad just look at him disgusted? There's like a biological age where they test like your shit and it's like you're actually like physically speaking like 32. So I think Dylan's

biological age would be closer to my real age and my biological age would be closer to Dylan's age if I'm being honest with you. Maybe I would I would shoot for younger than 37 biologically. You're 37 right?, just turned 38. 38, that's right. Happy birthday, man. When I was in college, I was a sophomore and I bent over after taking a shower in my room to grab a t-shirt off the ground.

And a guy that lived next to me was in my room and he looked at me and he started celebrating. And he goes, you have a beer belly now, dude. This is so awesome. And I was like, man. I remember the first time my dad called me out for, cause you know, I was, I had little body fat through high school and then usually mostly through college

and then like my dad, one time I was wearing jeans and like no shirt and I was sitting down. I had like the, my dad's like, oh, I was like, what? He's like, check it out, looked down. I was like, has that not always been there? He's like, nope It's baby fat. I remember the exact moment in my life when I realized that my like my youth was Like I had like a little bit of a pudge down there and I was it was in high school Gold Glover and I was like, oh fuck. I'm gonna have to work out like

moving forward well, I mean I I'm gonna have to work out moving forward. Well, I mean, I have the saddest story of getting in better shape, which was just, I remember looking on, I think I was on Barstool before Barstool, this was years ago, over 10 years ago. And I was on Barstool and I saw some hot chick on there and I kinda saw my reflection in the reflection of my laptop

and I was like she would never want to be with a guy like me like there's no way I could ever get a girl that looks like this and I immediately just texted my buddy who worked at the gym and was like hey can you set me up with a membership tomorrow I gotta start grinding. Can you go to the one of the blackout tours? Yeah I went to some blackout tours you know know, I was a Viceroy. I was the Northern Michigan Viceroy for Barstool Sports. Dude, Viceroy would be like a really dope succession character. Oh, Viceroy? He's like the guy nobody talks about anymore. Yeah, that would be kind of sick.

Excommunicated from the family. My dad's never shamed me, even when I came back from college, like way heavier. Like he never said a word to me. I can't even fathom if I came into like the kitchen one day and he's making breakfast and he starts quizzing me about my erections from the night before. Yeah.

My dad shamed me over the summer actually. This summer? Yeah. Really? We carry weight in the same area, like left-hand area, like, like Luff in the area. I got it from him. That's just. And that's he. It's most guys. 41. Yeah, we were just swimming one day and he walks up and grabs it.

And he goes, Dylan, get a little soft back there, huh? Like, damn, dude. Fuck, dude. I've worked out all the time. Do you tell him you're a man? You're 40. Yeah, dude, I'm getting old. Don't just eat chicken breasts and rice and broccoli for every meal and you'll be fine. That just sounds miserable. Just take out the joys in life and then you'll have no love handles. It's kind of sick that Brian Johnson,

like if he does meet someone, like he's essentially just gonna turn into like a college chick. Imagine he just meets like a 32 year old and he's like, our goal for you is 23. In the show, he goes on a date, he meets a young lady on an app and they go for a first date and he's like, I don't have high hopes here because I'm going to, you know, she's going to learn about my lifestyle and she's going to go running for the hills.

Also he has a camera crew with him. They didn't go on the date. Okay, good. And then he's like, post date, he's like, Yeah, it's not gonna work out. My life, my lifestyle is too extreme for her. It's the tracking. That's gonna be most people I think. I just don't see him. I don't think you lead with that on a first date. Like I think you I think you left leave that stone turned over. Okay,

she probably knows. She probably knew about the guy already. Isn't he a billionaire? He's not a billionaire, no, but he's very rich. Pays a lot in taxes. Hey, we don't have a Brian Johnson here, but can we recreate him in the aggregate? What are you trying to say? Can we create a Brian Johnson? You're talking about a money ball of Brian Johnson?

I wanna do a money boner. Okay. And how do you propose we... I thought we could... That's why we're doing it right here, right now. I thought we could just... Amongst all of us? Yeah.

Or maybe not. Maybe two of us. Who are our two youngest? Randy and Brett? Yeah. Where are you? Like 24? What are you?

How old are you? I am 30. You're 30? I'm 30. Fuck. Thank are you like 24? What are you? How old are you? I am 30. 30. 30. Fuck. Thank you. It's gonna be tougher than I thought. You and Brett are basically the same age. Brett is about two months younger than me. No, but Brett's andro age is like 45.

Yeah. Brett is like 16. Yeah. The maturity age is definitely way different. I was I was laughing at a cold call when she said cut cheese. Like that's not, that's not 30. Oh yeah. Cut the cheese. Oh, my dad used to say that. Cut the cheese is fine. Who cut the cheese? You know, cause some cheese stinks.

I do understand the, yeah, the meaning behind it. If it's me and we're out, I'm always cutting the cheese because I freaking love it. Okay. But you can't really cut queso and that's what I really can't cut. Okay, so I'm kind of hungover. I'm sorry. I got an airport cheese board the other day. Hello flight delay. What's myself, you know what sounds good? A nine ounce pour of Pinot and a cheese board. I'm gonna go get that.

Oh, this wasn't like a pre-packaged, like little store bought, you went to a restaurant. No, it was a second bar and kitchen in the Austin airport. Have to say, they had really good food there if you ever stuck in the Austin airport. It's a good spot. It's where I had my first date with my wife

at the downtown location, but it has since moved on. That's right. The downtown first date with my wife at the downtown location but it has since moved on. That's right. The downtown location, not my wife. She's alive and with us. It's all yesterday. She's famously on a podcast. Why are you hungover, David? Nine ounces.

That's a glugger. It was a glugger. It was a glugger. It made me sleep the entire, it made me sleep the entire flight. That sounds sick. Oh my god, dude. Just sipping on a gluggy. Yeah. Straight up Glugster before the flight. Opa glugger style. This is so much plasma in this bag. A lot of plasma. Liquid hot plasma. Well, I don't know if I'm ready to move on from Brian Johnson. I mean, honestly, that photo of him, he looks way younger than the first time we did a segment on

him. So he absolutely does. This is filtered big time. Okay. Now jealous. Yeah. He does look really young. I don't like how young he takes like 180 something supplements a day. It shows that you don't. So that's a bag of plasma and not piss plasma.

That's Will's piss after a Celsius liquid plasma. He's a lot of his. Plasma. That's Will's piss after a Celsius. Hot liquid plas. He's a bad teammate. The way he's showing it and just holding it like it's so cocky. It's like the Wilt Chamberlain hundred points. It's like he it's like

he caught a a twelve pound trout and he's showing us. Yeah, it's not. I know you can you can tell like it's a quick glance. He's just holding up a big piece of salmon from AGV. What did Davey do last night? What did D-Man do? Last night, me and a couple friends decided to go check out the Mothership,

Joe Rogan's comedy club in downtown Austin on 6th Street. If you haven't been, then you probably don't know that it's very hard to get into. Alright and that's what I did last night. We went to the mothership. Me and a couple buds. Shout out friend of the show, Andrew Craig. My boxing coach to be fair, that's how I know him. Is he almost alpha backer? Yes. Yeah, he's, yeah. He is. The five of us take him in a fight? The five of us?

Yeah. My job is crouching behind him while someone pushes him over me. He's gotta pick out the weakest one of us and just knock him out and then go to the second weakest, knock him out. Then he's- It's a domino effect. You know what I mean?

It's like, I can eliminate one of you right immediately. I don't want to be the last one standing. No. I might get shit for it later in life for cheap-shotting him and trying to go for the nuts but like that's all I got when it comes to like fighting a alpha like that. I get it. I might be biting. Yeah, there's no rules.

It's already one on five. Why, why, why start now? Why does it already look like Joe Biden with that baby dressed like a turkey? Why did he pretend to eat the baby? Because it was dressed like a turkey. Doesn't he know the rumors? Watch your Hindi. How was the mothership, dog? How many mommies were there?

The crowd was heavily male. No way. Which they made a comment about it. One of the comics. I think it's normally pretty, not evenly split, but. So we did the Tuesday night bottom of the barrel show, 730. What is the bottom of the barrel show? The worst comics they have?

No, well that is probably part of the joke, but it is a, they have a barrel on stage. So pretend there's a podcast out there that has like a bingo thing with balls in it Yeah, and there's prompts like exactly five minutes on patreon.com slash circling back podcast before the show They allowed the audience to write down prompts for the comics and they put them may come by get them You can be anonymous. Some people put their name for some reason put them in a barrel One comment goes up.

They've got about five ish minutes sounds familiar and they will reach in grab it read it do something with it or you know, be like I can't do anything with this. Anyway, first started at 730 probably went three ish three hours, maybe a little less and they start by bringing up like people who work there like got door guy people who are lesser known in comedy and they go up there and they do it and they're not really working their own material because they're going off these prompts so it's very improv and I think

that's nice if you're like a comic starting off to have like a prompt and have that to, if you botch it, you can be like, ah, it's a shit prompt. That was a big player in this. And I don't necessarily blame a lot of the comics because the audience, they weren't giving good prompts. They were, many of the prompts were like it was like so one table was like a company and you could tell like they they got called out and they were like co-workers

and stuff and they were all like 45 and up and half of the stuff that they submitted was like inside jokes it felt like or like stuff that wasn't funny and like they would get it. You know, it was them and it was just like, oh man, people. A lot of like, what's your favorite sex position? Oh, it's like, okay. Yeah. Do it on vaccines. No, I mean, that's that was a lot of the crowd and the comics. To be fair, there was nobody went up there and just straight up bombed everybody had their moments um but it was tough because and they would they would get them and they would look through a few and they'd be like these are really bad so the show really really kicked off went second half brian simpson

uh went up there you may not be familiar with him but he does have a special on Netflix he's good he's very good recommend Brian Simpson um that was my first time outside of a podcast uh seeing his comedy and he delivered um you don't really know who's gonna go up there it's like the whole allure of like the Tuesday night show is like there's could be anybody pop in you might get like it freaking Shane dude like Roseanne Barr you might get you might get Roseanne we didn't get either of those people but we did get we got Tony Hinchcliffe who went up there and we got Rogan at the end of the night. And I gotta say, that's my first time seeing Rogan. That was bizarre. It's weird seeing a guy who's that big, whose podcast you've listened to for a long time. And it's like, oh, you were just at the inauguration. Like, this is a weird, it's weird.

And he went through, he's reaching in the barrel. He's doing it too. He would just, he would find one riff on it as he's doing it. Keep reaching in, look, throw it down, keep reaching in as he's doing a bit. So he was, I'm not kidding. He went through like 50 of them. He's a pro dude. It was, that might've been the most impressive thing he did.

He had some, he had his moments. Um, you could tell he had some bits that he was putting together some Elon bits. I won't I won't spoil them, but it was I'm going to get you banned from the mothership for telling too much. So they do the thing where they put your phone in the pouch. I've never been anywhere that does that. We went to the little bar Mitzis and inside of there got some drinks and I had a couple moments where like I you know, I'm sitting there and I'm just like, oh, it's weird because I'm sitting here and I'm like normally would be looking to like, hey, did the kids go to sleep? Okay, blah, blah, blah. Can't even my phone's in this thing. I can't open it. So yeah, there's no recording. They asked you if you have like if you they won't let you wear the glasses with the recorder

Nothing. The whole thing is like It's for comics to go up there. Try shit. They bomb you don't record if they fuck up and say something They shouldn't it doesn't go viral It's a safe space for common sure The place itself is awesome. I think I think it's where is it? It's across from fucking blind pigs. The old, the old Ritz, uh, theater. Maggie Mays like classic six street.

It wasn't Alamo draft towels for a brief stint as well. Really? It's right by Rapallo's pizza. More on that in a minute. Uh, hungry. So place itself is sick. The bar's sick. I'm going to be more on that in can kind of be hit or miss meaning like it's a lot of super fans clearly a lot of rogan super fans and um sometimes you get some some people who want to like be part this is like any comedy show but they kind of want to be part of the show too so like somebody will pull up a prompt blah blah

blah what's your favorite sex position or whatever uh keith wrote this keith what the fuck who's keith keith will raise his hand and Keith wants to like start going doing back and forth and he wants to be the subject of some crowd. Yeah, really wants to be the main character. And you're like, No, let's not let's not do this. Let's let the comic do the show. Dude, Joe did his like entire show about like me my prompt. Yeah, there's a guarantee dude, there's there's guys like who

go live for this, to these things and like people would write things that they knew would be like like somebody would be like okay uh vaccine blah blah blah or like Justin Trudeau Justin Trudeau and Canadians were a big player like are we gonna take over Canada i'm like can we not let's just some of these comics clearly are like, that's not their thing. But yeah, the crowd, the crowd was interesting. I'll say that. And it was great with a little room, though, it's like 60 people, less than 100. In that particular one, they've got a bigger room that they do a show and later on. So yeah, I got

nothing bad to say about the mothership. It was exactly what I'd heard about it. And I was just surprised it took us this long to get here. I think I've never been. Yeah. It's not the type of thing that I like, I don't really seek out stand up. It's not something I think about.

But like with having that there, it's kind of stupid to not take advantage. Yeah, I agree. I would be down to get tickets if like a name that we liked was like had like you knew going in like that was going to be it. But there's something cool to be in there and just seeing random known comedians drop in and do you know, five or 10 minutes they did like Tony and Joe Rogan, they did longer, which makes sense. Joe was up there for a while. And I gotta say that dude, first of all, he's just a tiny ball of muscle. Yeah. Seeing him, it's like in person. You're like, oh yeah, that's exactly what I thought you'd look like. And the energy on that guy is insane. I don't know what. I don't know if he was a micro dosing macro dosing, but the guy, the guy is nothing but

energy, which is a Tuesday night for a 50 something. It's pretty impressive. Yeah, but his Andrew age is probably closer to like 42. That's probably fair. It's probably fair. Did something after the show had done a while. As Randy mentioned, there's a Rapalos pizza, a 6 Street staple. Everybody's had

if you if you've lived in Austin and gone on 6th Street, you've had Rapalos pizza. Dylan's about to tell me he's never had Rapalos. Oh, I've I yeah. I'm early 20s. I I've lived off that after 6th Street. Yeah. gotta say I've never had Rapalos,

dude. It's not bad. It looks crazy mid based on the photo. It's not bad. It looks crazy mid based on the photo. It is a good. It is a it is a I've got a few beers in me. Passable New York slice of it's a stumble out of a bar. Exactly hungry and it hits perfectly.

What's not by the slice you hit? Uh I went with the godfather. Hey, just a lot of meats. Give me a meat lovers. I don't recommend hammering. Just a lot of meats. Give me your meat lovers. I don't recommend hammering a godfather at 1130. Give me a godfather. But I did. I don't went home and took a antacid

which helped. And they give you a heartburn. It's going to burn your heart. Never go against. His is his is really good. Yours is not. Yours is kind of offensive, honestly. I won't do it again. No, I keep going. No, I don't want to. You hurt my feelings. Do the Don looking at his Brian Johnson data.

I only had two boners last night. Just two boners. My hands were all age. It's getting up there. Go ahead. You're age is getting up there. Go ahead. You're not rocked up enough. I don't know. I've lost it. My son's bonus though.

Very good. I'm gonna make you a bonus you can't refuse. You come into my house with an erection. It doesn't last very long. Okay, this is terrible. It's fun. I kind of want the app now. I need Fredo's blood. Track your boys. Can you imagine putting up a big number and hopping in the group text next morning just being like, yo, what's up? You guys check the app?

You check it. I feel like everybody in college had a friend who would do a movement at BM. Who? And then do a weigh in before and then after and like tell you about it. Yeah. Or is that just me? I'm trying I'm trying not to say a name.

You don't. You don't. So do that. Parks does that. Who? Parks does that in my home. There's a former Grand Ex coworker we have that did that and claimed five pounds one time. There's no fucking way. He claimed five and everyone in the office was like, you're ridiculous. He probably took his

shoes and jacket off after he don't make a joke. Five pound load there. Dude, five pounds is unhealthy. Yeah, that's, that's, he claimed five. You know what? I can, I can say it. I can believe it. Oh yeah. Oh, I don't, actually, I don't even think he'd care if I said this does he wear larger size shirts? Uh, I don't I don't know

But like a t-shirt no, oh Is he I truly don't think this person would care if I did a book is a team he's written a book Oh damn it. He went to the top of the New York Times bestse list. Hey, don't definitely don't ask him about this on Twitter. Yeah. Hey dude, the circular bad guy says you took a five pound double. I just remember it stuck with me because I was like, yeah, everyone's done that before,

but five pounds is crazy. My old roommate would, in college, we had like a thing is just really dumb guy stuff. I stepped on the scale for the first time the other day since before Thanksgiving. That was a leap of faith. How are we looking? I will say this, the numbers were surprising

in the good way. I was like, oh, okay. Yeah, you don't look like it. I thought the holidays were treating me pretty bad. You didn't turn into Red Wings Will. I believe it because I do this still sometimes. Why not? My scale's right there. I think I do lose a pound when I just pee sometimes.

So it could have been just a pound of piss as well as a four pound shit. So that's still a lot. There's a way to do it without you've taken it. A one pound piss and a four pound shit you're talking about. Now everybody's mad at you. I'm just saying. A pound of piss. That's a lot of'm just saying. A pound of piss.

That's a lot of piss. That's a pound of piss right there. You need to start incorporating that. No man. That ain't worth more than a pound of piss. I gotta say, it would be a fun group trip if we went, just went to a show up there. Yeah. That would be fun. But you have to a show up there. Like, yeah, I'd go that, that would be fun.

Yeah. But do you have to know there's some like it's, that room is small. We're our table was right by the stage and like, you're in the danger zone. Like you could get, they could see like, you could catch a stray. Oh yeah.

And you got to be able to roll with it. One of the guys at our table had a prompt. It didn't go over well. And like, he got questioned on it. I'm sitting next to him table had a prompt. It didn't go over well and like he got questioned on it. I'm sitting next to him and he, Brian Simpson's just kind of flaming him and like the lights kind of on him and I'm sitting here and like everybody's looking and I'm just like, don't look at me. Don't look at me. I'm like, and like, I don't want to like sell them out and be a bad friend, but I'm like kind of giving

them this look like, what the heck? What do you get? Can you believe this fucking? What were they flaming him for? It was just a stupid prompt. If I'm that guy, I'm like, well, I'm going to bed. Anyhow, OK, then by the way, she's still day and night. Ninety with no no no hoctua. Wait, she's not putting out her memes of the day. No, I think she's not putting out her memes of the day. No, I think she's completely off. Memes of the day stonk. Dude, send me the

memes of the day. Yeah, she hasn't tweeted since December 20th. That's over a month. That's **** rough. Shocking that no Hawk to a reference last night. No, that was the crowd. The crowd would have been like, dude, I'm going

to ask him about Hawk to. That was the crowd. Yeah. And nobody did. They probably got a lot of that early, you know, early on in the Hawk to a drama. She just logged off. She even doing the talk to a podcast. She pulled the rug just dipped on us. Do we lost all our shit? Was she a Psyop? And now she's just dead. People are wondering month. Yeah, I guess there was a episode a month ago, but that was about it. That'd be a funny investigative video.

In search of Hawk Tuah and you go to her hometown, interviewing people. You guys seen her? Yeah, she was down at the roller rink the other night. Really? Ever since the rug poll, things haven't been the same. Everybody fell. Is she going to get in actual trouble for this? Facts. I sure hope not. I don't know.

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coming up right now. You guys ready? Mm-hmm. It's called Shrink the Game. You guys are familiar with the Burnerverse. It's a place where a bunch of anonymous white dudes just tweet shit. Are you a member of said Burnerverse? I'm not. I don't have the guts. Um, it's just too much for me. Um, please hold while I allow ads from New York Post. Wow. Uh, yesterday New York magazine, not to be confused with the New York Post, put out a new cover.

It says, the cruel kids table outlaid with the youth right as they contemplate cultural domination. You can see the cover right here on the old screen on youtube.com, circling back. And what you'll see here is a bunch of kids, a bunch of college age kids at a black tie event. Randy, if you could zoom in on the table, I'd like to do a little breakdown of that. Yeah. We got high noons.

Looks like we got some maybe vodka tequila sodas, got a TikTok koozie up there, some bottled waters because hydration is key. I think Dylan was right. That's a beanie. That's a beanie. You're right. That think Dylan was right. That's a, that's a beanie. That's a beanie. You're right. That's a beanie. That's a TikTok beanie.

Is that like a fur beanie? It looks like fur. It just looks like kind of like velvety. What's it gonna take to get you to wear a TikTok beanie? Yeah, I'm probably not gonna do it. Randy's probably got a red note beanie. No. It's like, I gave Mike a bumble hat once and he wore it like every day.

I was like you're married. You had the Snapchat spectacles too. So weren't we just hanging out at Perla's on the patio and like there was a bumble activation? Yeah. Hey, you want to go get a bumble hat for some reason? Yeah, I guess we need one. We don't. I could did wear that very, very. He wore it too often if I'm being straight up honest with you. Yeah. Well, if you take a look at a different part of the photo, the reason this segment exists today is because the Burnerverse has fallen in love with the girl who stole the photo.

Yes. There's been a lot of tweets about her. Someone said that this entire photo just looks like what a date with what a date party with a soft six and a handle of Tito's feels like. Damn. Another gentleman said that her name was Anna Claire Howland. She's since been found out on Instagram. And I think her I

think her following is rising rapidly. Where does she go to school? She's a... Any guesses? She goes to school in the state of Texas. Any guesses where she goes? Dallas Baptist. I just accidentally saw it. Come on. Dallas Baptist University. She goes to SMU. SMU. She's since gone private since before this podcast today. She is a Kappa Kappa Gamma member at SMU. Well, Booker T Diddy Pines says that there's an Anaclaire Howland lookalike contest in his room tonight. Wow.

That's pretty cool stuff. We've also got noted ex user Joshua Captain Block. He said, if this isn't the caliber of woman I meet in post-grad and I'm stuck with what I've got in Bama, I will be killing myself. That seems a little extreme. Does seem a little extreme. She's also an undergrad. So, I mean, this guy's, he's shooting a little.

I just learned that she is the former current or former president, said sorority. That's probably why she's private right now. She was the Kappa of the month eight months ago on the now private Kappa Kappa Gamma Instagram. Did Dylan for some reason, followed. Yeah. Why do you follow that? I don't follow it. At commish douche said, please help me find her. This cruel kid needs a cruel woman.

I mean, these guys are all in, dude. They can't get enough. Uncle Rafi user at seventh underscore year underscore senior just changed his profile pic to her. That's a new profile pic. You know, we're going to be in for a cruel summer? It's a cruel, cruel summer. What, do we know what type of event this is? I think it's a mag of it.

It's like an inauguration party. Yeah. For the youths. People are noting that in order to make this photo more white, that they use the heading of it the immigration party. Yeah. It's the liberal media. Folks. It always is. It's their end game, folks. TFM would have run with this photo and just used it illegally.

Can we zoom in on dude's hat? The two, the couple with the hats? I'm just curious what we're rocking. Because it almost looked like an RG from afar, but it appears to be a gas, like a gas station style American flag or a hat with something in her hat. I don't know. An elephant of sorts. Yeah. Can't really tell.

I was hoping it was RG. Yeah, hard to say. Do you think all the people in this photo, do you think they're all taxed, their parents are taxed at 37%, which is the highest percent? I think probably so. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. How long are you hanging at this gala before you get out of there? I mean, it looks like they're having a good time. They're probably having a good time. I gotta tell you, I'm probably working this. You're serving drinks? Yeah. Okay. I'm probably not getting invited. Yeah. I'm not getting invited either. These two guys are definitely doing coke in the bathroom. Yeah. Here's the bag, dude. There's a lot of cocaine in this frame that we just can't see because it's in pockets.

Yeah, dude, here's the bag. Oh, these guys are talking business deals over coke. These guys are just talking about AI and how the whole landscape's about to change. I mean, the New York Post has just completely put every single Instagram post she has on this thing, and she's now private. It seems, I do kind of feel for this girl a little bit.

If she doesn't want to be. Yeah, are they responsible for doxing her? I mean, she probably didn't want all this information out there. Do you ever think about, if you were just at, I'm sure that when you buy tickets to a sporting event, there's something that just says, so then the exchange of the tickets

that you've committed to being on camera possibly. Backing the ticket. What if they just did a crowd shot on camera possibly, you know? Back in the ticket. Like, what if they just did a crowd shot and like you're just like going through it in the crowd and then you're on the cover of like Sports Illustrated? I honestly think about that when we're watching a college game or something and it's like there's a kid, there's like a sad fan or that kid's doing something funny. I'm always like, you know, that could be me. That could be me at like a Mavs game, like in tears.

And I could be the guy. That's just the risky take. When you went to Dirk's last game, was there any part of you that was kind of hoping the camera would just catch you doing like an ISO shot on you crying just to have that? It would be incredible to have. Yeah, I needed, I was, this is on the heels of a crying will reveal. True. And I was like, yeah, I was there by myself and I was this is on the heels of a crying will reveal true and I was like

yeah I was there by myself and I was crying there's Spurs fans like walking by like pat me on the back. Randy can you bring up the tweet on the circling back timeline of us all as women? Sure. Oh man. He used a whoever made this used the crying photo a crying photo of me which which I think is a little unfair It's putting your thumb on the scale. I Don't think I didn't think that was a crying photo. It was a crying photo Dylan. I was crying in it I think the man I had just gotten a COVID test in Mexico and It didn't serve me. Well I've already gone through this like I

Don't know why Randy came out to be an elementary school teacher I'm assuming they they they aged me up because you guys said I was aunt Kathy. Okay. Yeah, what's going on? I mean, it looks just like an older version of you. Oh Dave wasn't here for that. Was he? No No, that was on exactly five minutes. We got an exactly five minutes question on patreon patreon.com slash circling back podcast And they said uh, what are they asked what our girl names would be based on vibes. Hannah's a fucking cutie. So what did we decide on for the names? Can we go through the names in each person?

It says, okay, Dylan's is Madison. Hot. Dylan's turning me down. And then you are Monica. God, I like how the torso is just, it's just you. I said yesterday that this is the friend who drags her friend away from a guy because she's too drunk. Don't talk to her.

No, you're not talking to Madison tonight. No, she's in a situationship and you can't, no. I want her to date him. He's great. I don't think so, buddy. I'm sitting on the couch grumpy while she gets pounded out in the other room. She just cock blocked me so bad.

Yeah. I think her name's Monica, I'm not sure. Yeah. She also has the- Dave's an absolute problem. She also has the body of a 38 year old man. Dave's bopping around the bar with numerous guys just falling in love.

Can't tie me down. You're gonna make out with three different guys tonight. You can't, no. You never going to make out with three different guys today. You can't. No, you never know where I'm going to end up. That little, that little, that like side smirk he's got going. Or she's got. Dave's got a mini skirt on right now that you can't even fathom. You're cute, dog.

You're cute. You got a messy bun right now too. Oh God. Goblin. Dude, yeah, it's just, just to keep, just the cute girl. I had the everyday likes to talk sports, rocking a crew neck. I don't break your heart. The sweetest bitch you've ever met.

And then yeah, there was me as aunt Kathy. Her old. Man, this just looked like it could be your mom. Randy's old. I honestly, when I saw this saw this didn't picture didn't put together that that was Randy. I thought this was like an inside joke of like that's a woman who's not anybody here. You thought I just happen to look exactly like Randy. Good

job at first glance. It looks like a real picture. Yeah, it does. It very much does. Weird. I wouldn't have a crush on this teacher, but I'd be talking to my boys between classes being like, I bet she was hot back in the day. Yeah. You're like, dude, how many? Dude, how many surges? No love for Josie though.

No Brett. Sorry, Josie. Yeah, we decided Brett would be Josie. Why? We were asked to assign names for like the female versions of ourselves. Okay. Sorry Josie. Yeah, we decided Brett would be Josie. Why? We were asked to assign names for like the female versions of ourselves. Okay.

Okay. And you're Hannah. You okay with that? I knew some Hannas. It was a compliment that we named you Hannah. We said you were fun. Wait, how is it spelled? H-A-N-N-A-H.

Same way forwards and backwards, whatever that's called. Palindrome. Like race car. There's a Grateful Dead album. It's a palindrome. Bet you didn't know that. What's it called? Oxxon Moxoa. Yeah I didn't. I think it's a made-up word. Yeah I think so. I think they were on drugs. Yeah probably. Dude I always listen to some Drateful Dead last night in my car. Oh, we're still doing this bit? Yep. Did that Jerry Garcia's? Wait, Garci?

Jarcia? Jerry Jarcia? That's so stupid. He can really paint a picture with his fingers there. Yeah, right on his guitar. He's one of the best lead guitarists that there are. It's funny, y'all are changing the hard G's to soft G's, which is like, you're having to force it.

Don't call me soft G. He's a real Jadesta. Shotbrain. What Dylan? He's a real Jade stuff. Shop, right? You did this to yourself. No, I didn't. You play with fire and you got burned. I I'm still firmly team hard G. Did you guys see this Brittany Dreiner trade?

That's all time. Do we trade her back to, back to Russia? I, that's what I thought. I, my first glance, I was like, well trade her back to back to Russia? That's what I thought. My first glance, I was like, well, she's going back to Russia. And then, no, it turns out she's just going to Atlanta, which I think is probably a better landing spot for her. We can't take her back now. Trade deadline passed, man.

We have to wait till the off season. I think Atlanta is a little softer on weed possession than Russia is. Atlanta Gorgas? Which is good for her. You know who else got traded? more of a possession than Russia All I know is you can bet on it using prize picks. More on that later. Well, here's the deal with it. Because Alyssa Thomas, she's, Alyssa Thomas is an unlikely star for Phoenix, but here's why that trade made sense.

And here's why, Dylan, go ahead. Because Greiner's a little bit past her prime. Not involved in the trade, I don't believe. But is involved in the trade. With what? With some capacity. That's my girl. This is kind of where you just, if you're me, you just take a step back and let the professionals do what they do. I don't know.

Okay. All I know is she got moved. She is by far the biggest name in the WNBA outside of Caitlin Clark. She's the only one who's been in a Russian prison. OK, so who was she playing for? Who's she getting? Phoenix Mercury, dude. So you have to ask. So is Phoenix getting like like an arms dealer now? Like, yeah, so I was trying to see like, I know that I know that

that Phoenix is getting an unlikely star. Do you think that. The merchant of death looks at this trade and thinks like, so I'm equal to Alyssa Thomas? I doubt he's looking at it that way. I think he's too busy selling arms. Yeah, he's too, yeah. Do you think you got the New York Times

athletic notification of, bro. She's on the move again. Oh my God, dude, I just deleted Twitter. I have to reinstall so I can see what everyone's saying. What an absurdly lopsided swap that was. Oh, Shams has got it, man, of course. I have Twitter alerts on. My noteys are popping, man.

Everyone's tweeting me. It's a woge bomb. Did I miss a woge bomb? Rest in. My note are popping, man. Everyone's tweeting me. It's a woj bomb. Did I miss a woj bomb? Rest in peace, woj bombs, man. Still alive, woj, but the woj bomb, there no more. Just to be clear.

He's too chronically online. He was just like, dude, I gotta take a step back. You love to see someone who's chronically online take a step back. He was breaking too much news. He felt bad about it. Do you think he hands off that dossier to like a real one? Think there's like an intern that he likes? Yeah, he took over.

I want you to... Because if I'm him, I'm not just going to kick it over to like a Schefter or something. Yeah, his roly dex is worth a lot. His network, his netty. His netty. Yeah. It's vast and powerful. They say that your net worth is your network.

Wow. Oh, maybe she didn't... Okay. Is netty. Yeah. It's vast and they say that your net worth is your network. Wow. Oh, maybe she didn't. OK. Whatever. Don't raise face. I was mewing, dude. I've been practicing. I've been sending Dylan videos of teenagers mewing lately to see. You did. You did do that. Meow. Do that could hit that, though. You did. I don't know.

You're supposed to bite the inside of your cheek. Well, I think you have to. That's how the Rizzler does it. He's the goat. It's true. You notice his dad's getting more into the content. I did not know. I didn't know the Rizzler.

You mean Christian's dad? Yeah. That's right. I know his name. Don't do that. Dude. He is slow down. Leave that out. Dude. He's fucked up. Did you see that the Rizzo put a hit on

baby Grock? It's not proven but that's kind of the well Trump is going to redact the Rizzo files. Oh okay. We're going to find out what happened to baby. Like what if we woke up one Saturday morning and just saw that

like baby Grock was shot up in Vegas from Rizzo's crew. He had a candidate throwing his head man. Yeah. Can't of Dr. Pepper thrown in his head. That kid should be suspended. Dr. Pepper. Maybe Gronk's there, clearly trying to help out their athletic program,

and somebody just throws a can of soda pop. Hey, speaking of Dr. Pepper, I need to issue an apology on this very podcast. Okay. Earlier this week, we talked about a drink called the... Julius Peppers? Julius Peppers. Did you get it wrong?

It's not Dr. Pepper in the Julius Peppers. It is Diet Dr. Pepper in the Julius Peppers. That could have just let that ride. It's Diet Dr. Pepper in the Julius Peppers for any real ones out there. Okay. Diet Dr. Pepper, now we'll do rum. That's good. Yeah, lower in sugar so you can drink like 12 of them. Can I read a

headline from the New York Times? Yes, please. Welcome podcasters! White House wants new media at press briefings. President Trump's press secretary invited social media influencers and content creators to sit with their traditional press corps Do we need to get in? Was Mr. Beast there? Do they yeah, what about small to mid-sized podcasters? No hard to say. We could probably get some credities.

I think we could I think like on the surface they would look at our podcast and be like, oh they're bro podcasters Let's get them in there And then we could slide in and just do bits the entire time what would you ask them I don't know has the president been tracking his erections lately more importantly has he been tracking Baron his 19 year old son's erections yeah or is it or would you say it's hard to say? So to speak. Like how long, how fast would they kick us out? There's no way we would be the worst. There's no way. Do you remember when we went and did the interviews at the PGA, the players

championship of the rookies. Oh yeah. And some of the other outlets that were doing interviews and I was because I was like, oh god, we're going to be like, I had the same thought that we were about to be those guys. There's always

multiple people. I also were there. I don't remember. Oh yeah. There was there was some bad. There were some bad. There were some bad things. Not like doing like trouble some things but just like cringing annoying, cringy like, oh god like, hey, we're doing this things but just like cringing, cringing, cringing,

like, oh god. Like, hey, we're doing this. Oh, hold on. I didn't do it right. Hey, we're doing it. Oh, it's so bad. Hey, we're doing this and it's like, stop. Stop recording it a million times. I also think that they wasn't just rookies

that were getting interviewed. I think they designated like new people coming to the event be like, let's let's push these guys on the rookies and see how they do with the interviews here. Yeah. And then suddenly we're drinking beers with Kelly Craft and some random office in the

middle of the country club. Don't get KT. KT. Yeah, Tway. Honestly, I would if there was like if we got offered like dude, there's a trip like you guys can go out with Kelly Craft, Kevin Toy and like just kind of like I

don't know, interview him and then drink some beers like y'all want to do that? Yeah, I do. That sounds delightful. It was it was probably the best. I don't know. It was one of the best trips we've ever been on. Fucking awesome. Like I could easily make a case for it to be the best trip we ever got. Yeah, it was Dan. Dan, the highlight of my trip wasn't

even my moment or our moment. Like it was it was a moment of bored and seeing Bortles. Dan was wearing, what Dan wearing? A UCF shirt or something. Yeah. And Bortles walks in and they immediately like went over and dapped each other up perfectly like they knew each other. And I was just like, oh, that's so, that's such a good moment for Dan. That was fun. And then Kline was there randomly. Kline was there. We got lost on bikes and got really sweaty. We didn't get lost. We just took a long route. Klein!

I actually told a story about this the other day when I was in an Uber in Vegas. Talking to this dude, he was from like the southeast and he was talking about how there's just no bugs in Vegas and they don't realize how lucky they are not to have like mosquitoes and stuff. And I was like, oh yeah, man, I was playing golf in Ponte Vedra beach one time and it was the worst mosquitoes I've ever seen. I was getting credibility through the roof. You tell them you trusted your friend Dylan

who's directionally challenged to take you to the golf course. I didn't expose you like that. I wouldn't do that to you. I appreciate it. We were riding beach cruisers for like 45 minutes and fully clothed. Sweating our asses off.

I think I left mine at the golf course because I was like, I'm not taking this back. We came back the better route. Oh, okay. Yeah, that kind of makes sense. It took us like eight minutes to get back when we took the right route. Hey, at least I was wearing

a super breathable cricket polo shirt. Yeah. You fuck. Yeah. It's time. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I'd like to turn off.'s go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I'd like to turn off.

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So fab out. Talks of driving out to Fredericksburg on Saturday. Me and me and Chelsea. You hit up that winery if you want. Got some backers. The pretty good wine. Oh, yeah. Do you remember the name of it? Do I are you kidding me?

I've been thinking about it all the time since it's something that I drink all the time. Give him a little free shout out right now. It's the Berg Wine Co. Berg Wine Co. B-U-R-G. Okay. And it is delightful. I recommend the Red. Okay, great. Have you ever been to the brewery out there? I've only been there once and it was over ten years ago. I'm not, I know we hit a couple wineries. I don't think we did a brewery though. The All-Stop Brewery is kind of fun. It's very castle-coded.

Don't think we're gonna spend the night I think we're just gonna go for a few hours and then drive back so that's probably happening Saturday. So you'll be consciously consuming. Yeah I'm not gonna get twisted but I will hopefully come back with some Berg. Anyway, that's it. That's it. It's all having the docket really Sunday is wide open. Get the little guy back Sunday and hopefully the weather is still nice.

Maybe we'll get the baseball equipment out. He's got tryouts coming up again next month. So we gotta get back in shape. So you're not gonna do mats into Kelly's like you did last week and not invite your boy? Stop, you were out of town and Dave into Kelly's like you did last week and not invite your boy? Stop. You were out of town and Dave who was in

town did get the invite. I did. I want to hear it, man. I like that you swatted him out of the gym like no player. Well, no, I you told him no. I would. So, my plan was to go down Lamar and if y'all were still there and I texted, I was going to pop in and then when when you said Kelly, I was like still driving.

I was like, ow. I can't, I can't. Y'all just don't wanna hang out with me, and that's fine. It is what it is. It's gonna, you know, it is what it is. And that's all I got. Gonna take advantage of this nice, nice weather,

hopefully, be outside a lot. What about you, Davey boy? What you got cooking? Good looking? It's Hannah to you. What about you, Davey Boy? What is already four and that is look, here's the deal. If I had it my way, we would have more castles. Same. Is he gonna IPA? I'm gonna go, I'm gonna have a beer. I'm gonna also have a coffee, cause this place does both.

They also do multiple food trucks and they've got a sick playground that the kids love. It's a hot birthday spot for his friend group. So we're gonna do that. My parents are coming in town and Friday night, I don't know what the deal is. I wrote and he's got a t-ball game Saturday I don't know if he's gonna get what's going on. I Don't know got a lot to think about but it's gonna be a good time and we're gonna we're gonna have a lot of fun

He's doing the thing where now he's asking for Certain things late in the game that just aren't gonna happen because he went to that monster truck thing and now he's like, well, I want some Bigfoot stuff. And I'm like, hey, man, here's the deal. Maybe table that for Christmas. We'll see if you will tell Santa if you're still interested in like nine months, 10 months. Yeah, because you've already been spoken for. But yeah, I mean, look, it's it's a big one for your fours crazy fours. Yeah. So that's going to dominate it. And to Dylan's point, it is going to be delightful weather Saturday. Delightful. Good, good Fredericksburg weather for you. Yeah. Cool and sunny, man. Y'all should just stay the night. I know. Go walk around, go get torched during the day and just go to bed. Yeah. Cool and sunny, man. Y'all should just stay the night. I know.

Go walk around, go get torched during the day, and then just go to bed. Yeah, we should do that. Mm-hmm, sounds great. We can stay at a little B&B. Mm-hmm, oh yeah. Mm-hmm, oh yeah. X.

Yeah, what about you, Will? I'm going out Fort Worth way. You know rodeos this time of year. You know me, I love a rodeo. So I'm going up to Funky Town. Put my boots on, go see some bulls. You being a rodeo guy is still surprising to me. Doing rodeos is fun.

I'm excited. My dad's always been a rodeo guy, so I think it's just been something I thought is cool for a long time. I can't wait to do what I do every time I go to a rodeo, which is then start watching it on TV for the month after. So yeah, I'm going to Funky Town. Don't really know what my plans are there. Getting in early on Friday, which means I might have time to hit a museum or two. They got some good museums out there. Oh brother, do they have good museums, my friend. Okay.

Shout out to the Bass family. We'll see. I don't know. I might send a text today and be like, should we just play 18 instead of going to a museum? Like would that be more fun for us? Like, what if we just split off from our wives and just went and played a little 18? Where does your contact up there play? I don't know, man.

I don't know, brother. I could put in a call to our mutual friend Our mutual Samira. I mean, yeah, I there is part of me. That's like I think we do have the time But we'll see and then I'm gonna head back first thing Saturday morning Get back into town. No plans after that. I'm hoping that I can get some sort of Matt's trip out of this weekend. Matt El Rancho's, Matt El Rancho's, Matt El Rancho's, Matt El Rancho's. I think it's a high likelihood for a Sunday lunch. Dude, I'm feeding the Matt's salsa. I might, I might have to take the parents there or something. I had a Ludo mind send me a

photo of his Matt's from this past weekend and I was just like, man, I messed up. Shouldn't have made a sandwich at my crib. Should have gone to Matt's El Rancho. Matt El Rancho. I love going there. You guys should try the brisket enchiladas. I know I've shown you what they look like, but they're so good.

Glittering lack of brisket enchiladas and your brisket enchiladas. What they look like. Yeah. Never send an empty plate to the group chat again. This is where they used to be. That's right. That's how hungry I was. I never do that again. Hold on. This is what it sounded like. Ready?

That's God. That's God. I just want you to get some certified gluggers down in Fredericksburg. I know. I don't want to. I don't want to have to like hold back knowing that I'm about to drive. No, the long drive like there's probably going to be people down there just offering like,

Hey, man, you want to Sippy on this glug glug and you're really. Yeah. We're gonna do say no. I can't say no to that kind of offer. No, you're gonna you're gonna be sipping on some glugs. How long's that drive? Hour 45, two hours? I don't know, Dan, why don't you look it up, Jesus.

Calm down, dude. Bitch, don't tell my man to calm down. He wants to know how long the drive is. Fucking Garmin. 66 miles. Hour and a half. It's nothing. Yeah, quit half. It's nothing. Yeah. Quit complaining.

That's nothing. You're complaining so much about it. I don't think I am. Stop complaining. Why are you complaining so much about this? You're complaining a lot. You're complaining a lot. Well, I hope everyone out there has a splendid weekend.

Hey, thanks man. You too, bud. I was mainly talking about our listeners, not you. Donug and drive don't glug and drive be safe or chillug don't slug don't slud and I'll leave you with this a pound of water is about two cups. Just saying. A pound of water is two cups. Yeah. Yeah.

That's okay. You know what? A pound of pee earlier sounded like a lot. Maybe it's not. What are you doing this weekend? Okay. Okay. I'm going to look up places to stay in Fred.

All right, let's get out of here. I'm going to stay in Fred. Just met him. Bye. Thanks for watching guys!