Circling Back - Playoff Losses & Apartment Complex Cops

Episode Date: May 8, 2019

Dave decompresses after the Stars bomb out of the NHL playoffs, Will steams on the presence of police officers in and around his apartment complex, and we discuss This Weekend in Fun presented by Icenhauer's. We also discuss Archie, the new Royal baby, and airport food. Support us on Patreon and receive episodes every Friday for just $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun and Easy Banter (2:18) They Named The Royal Baby (17:31) Dave's Stars Are Out Of The NHL Playoffs (39:49) Hailey Bieber and Stephen Baldwin (42:28) Airport Food (47:48) The Steam Room (1:01:34) This Weekend In Fun Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (CB20 for 20% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back, Circling Back Podcast. My name is Will DeFreeze. To my right, David Ruff. Today's Dave will be brought to you by Zevia. Zero-calorie soda, naturally flavored. No sugar, no artificial sweeteners. Also, not spawn. They should fucking pay us for that.

That's a spawn. What are you doing? They should pay us for that. They're not going to pay us if we keep giving them freebies like that. I might bleep Zevia. Oh, shit. Dylan, what's up, dude? I just wanted you all to know

that's what I'm operating on. I'm really happy to be here. Are we going to pull the curtain back? I mean, you tweeted about it. Yeah, we already tweeted about it. Yeah, what's funny about it is before we started recording,

we had a conversation about like, oh, we never mess with anything. Like, this thing's good to go. No. So we didn't do our standard mic check. Okay, Dylan, you need to get some... Hold on.

We didn't do our standard mic check. And on. We didn't do our standard mic check. And it bit us in the ass a little bit. Well. What? This is our second time recording this podcast. That's what I'm getting out of here. The way you just looked down at that thing, I thought something else was going to happen. We recorded a full episode this morning. What? Nothing.

What? Nothing. Be honest, though. It was a pretty good episode. We recorded a full episode. What? Nothing. What? Nothing. Be honest though, it was a pretty good episode. We recorded a full episode. It was good. And right when we finished, we realized that Dave's mic was not all the way plugged in. It was like hanging by a thread. And so Dave's audio did not come through.

If it would have been like my audio or like Dylan's audio, like we probably would have just released the tapes. I don't think that would have sounded good. That's rude. I know the people on Twitter that are like, just release it the tapes. I don't think that would have sounded good. That's rude. I know, the people on Twitter that are like, just release it. I don't think you want that. Oh yeah, no.

You could hear Dave, but it was just bad. It would have been an all-time bad episode. Yeah. I'll take the L. I apologize. Mistakes happen, man. Yeah, before the recording, I was looking at the levels of everything,

and Dave and I had the conversation like yeah this thing's pretty dialed in I don't think we really need to touch it from now on and then sure enough end of the episode

it's kind of like foreshadowing but uh oh well we're good we're back in the saddle though hey did you guys see that they named this fucking royal baby

yeah shit name Archie terrible I don't hate it terrible why archie archie harrison mountbatten windsor that's a tight name no archie windsor's a good name archie windsor yeah if you're like a cartoon character or like you basically are i think i i approve archie wasn't even on the on the odds list of what we were saying. Archie's weird in the sense that it's not

short for something. Archibald? Yeah. Archibald is too elitist. It's literally the royal family. If there's one family that's allowed to be elitist, it's them. It doesn't get more elite. They've got a branding problem. They've got to look like they're common folk. I'm trying to see if they actually named it Archibald.

Or if it's just... I think it's just straight up Archie. I just saw Archie. Is there some sort of precedent with names? Do they have to name it after a previous king? Because there's probably a King Archibald. I'm sure you want to continue. I bet there's less pressure to name this kid than there was to name George. He's the future king.

Let me say this. George is going to be the king. Right. So naming him, that carries a lot more weight than just like, oh, some bootleg prince i just can't wait to be king i'm surprised you've seen that movie that's a good reference for you you surprised that i've seen lion king i am actually man screw both of you guys i hate both of you i will say this dylan's coming in way hotter in episode two today than he did you know i always hit better in the afternoons, even though it's not quite afternoon yet. What did this,

what did this mess up for everyone's day? Having to rerecord. Um, I'm just, I'm going to the gym after this. Uh huh. Um, and it's pushing my gym,

my workout back a little bit. I gotta do, I gotta take care of some other stuff first too. I mean, we'll, we'll manage. For me, just,

just recreating this. And making it as good as the first one. It's a bummer. Because I'm taking an off day. I was going to rest and get a lot of sleep last night. So I have some preparations for the Bachelorette podcast I need to do today. But yeah, so not much. Just having to go home, let Randy out.

We've got a big storm about to blow through. I hope he's okay at home. yeah, so not much. Just having to go home, let Randy out. We got a big storm about to blow through. I hope he's okay at home. Yeah, nothing too big. I mean, look, there's worse things that can happen. I literally can't think

of anything. At least we didn't release the pod and people were like, uh, can't hear Dave because that would have sucked. That would have been a bigger kick.

We caught this quick. It's a few hours wasted, but that's not the end of the world. It's okay. I will say, yesterday we made a major major announcement we dropped a free episode that was bachelor bachelorette centric we will be doing new episodes every single tuesday throughout this season of the bachelorette you can find these episodes on patreon patreon.com circling back podcast if you're already a subscriber it's an additional five bucks

for the next couple months while uh this this season transpires it's going to be good you're also going to get in addition to this pod you're going to get some crick watson the the dude bachelor recap the great crick watson he is well known for his Bachelor takes, his Bachelor recaps. I said this on the Lost Tapes from earlier. It was probably the most successful series in the history of PGP. Either that or The Night Pooper by Jared Borslaw. That one was also very critically acclaimed. It only lasted about three installments

for J-Bone but yeah. The Bachelor a dude's breakdown of The Bachelor had more legs. Yeah. So if you go to

patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast you can sign up. We were really faced with two choices. Keep doing The Bachelor how we were doing it on the tail end

of our Wednesday episode. Where let's be honest we were bringing probably our C game. We were mailing it on the tail end of our Wednesday episode. Where, let's be honest, we were bringing probably our C game. We were mailing it in. And it wasn't because, it wasn't because we just didn't care,

but there was enough people who were vocal about not liking it and it was just, it was awkward. There was other things we wanted to talk about. I had haters on one shoulder,

Chris Harrison on the other shoulder. The haters were like, stop talking about Bachelor and Chris Harrison's like, dude. This is big news for the haters who didn't like us talking about the bachelor or bachelorette on the show now you don't have to now it's on its own it's

its own episode everyone's happy everyone wins right i guess some people you're never gonna make people aren't happy some people are complaining because that's what that's what people do they complain on the internet because there because there are no repercussions for it. I get it. Whatever. We're not eliminating any of the free content you're getting already. No, we're not. We're just giving you an additional option.

Oh, I was the guy who didn't think that, or I thought we were going to do it in lieu of today's episode. Some people who are really bad at listening comprehension thought that. Their ears just hit different. That's okay, though. Their ears suck. Can you imagine just having shitty ears? My ears are great

and I'm ready to have You know what? It's the Wild West. This is the Wild West. Who knows what we're going to do for Bachelor in Paradise? People are asking what's going to happen

after this episode? Because we think it'll run two months and a little bleed over into a third. After that do we change our tier back to five dollar yeah definitely but we might continue doing something who knows we might do like a rewatch of like season one we're not gonna do that i don't know we're good we're good yeah come on i i can't believe the name this fucking kid archie. It's a good name.

I like it. I approve. What up, Arch? Is there a successful Royals pod? There's got to be a Royal Family pod. There has to be, right? Yeah. If there isn't, then like...

Don't look at me. Patreon.com slash Circling Back Podcast. I'll let you do that. There's nothing I care about less. That's why it's great. In my opinion, that why it's awesome because it's so pointless like it's the most pointless thing in the world but so many people care about it so many americans are obsessed with them yeah which is really weird in my opinion i'm intrigued by them not obsessed but i definitely follow along because it is just a ridiculous thing it's so stupid that

a powerless family actually had like essentially a powerless are they out of the illuminati are they still in hard to say we'll never know i think a bunch of them got stranded on a cruise ship that was docked and they all got measles completely different thing oh yeah that's right that happened they were not on the measles ship. We had some good Scientology commentary in the earlier episode that's now gone forever. Can I ask a question? Yeah. Do we know what the...

Has everybody survived the measles ship? I don't know. I don't know how it ended. All I did was get tagged by a bunch of people saying that the Scientology ship had been shut down. They were wondering if you were on it? Crazier things have happened. So you know I didn't realize until you told me a couple days ago

that it was a Scientology ship. I thought it was like a party cruise. I thought it was like a carnival cruise line that everybody's just drinking Mai Tais and some bro got the measles. Do you think there are larger forces at work here, Dave? No. Okay.

I do think that it was kind of like a party situation. Like, I think it was just a Scientology, like... Oh, okay. They just wanted to turn up on a cruise for a little bit. Tom Cruise had his, I think, 50th or 40th birthday celebration on this cruise ship. Do Scientologists drink? Yeah. Okay.

I think you'd have to in order to, like, get some kind of internal understanding of what you're doing. Okay. Dylan, let me ask you a question. When we recorded this morning, were you a little hungover? Yeah, you had a hangover phase. I was not. Okay. I stayed up late watching hockey and then basketball.

What did you do last night? I met Klein for dinner. I had two beers. Not one, but two beers. Where'd you go? We went to BJ's. The Brewhouse? They have a good TV situation there.

BJ's Brewhouse. I had two Rogue Dead Guy ales. What'd you have for dinner? Out of Oregon. You had a salad, didn't you? For dinner, I had... No, I had a chimichurri chicken. It was pretty good.

You didn't have the chicken... BJ's is getting chimichurri chickens off? BJ's has everything. Literally, wherever you want, they have it. It was good. I like chimichurri.

You know who makes the best chimichurri? No, I don't. Former producer Michael Weiner. Wow. Wow. The weather was so bad that the satellite cut out, so we couldn't even watch the Stars game,

Dave, at BJ's. Did you at least pull it up on your phone? No no no dude this is why you don't go in public for game sevens yeah i didn't really care that much about the game people were trying to get me out i'm like nah brah doing game seven at home and that's not why actually you don't watch a game seven in public it's not because of yeah there's a number it's the unknown there's a million there's a million reasons because of all the the atmosphere and all the people chirping and i need i need solitude when i watch an important game like i need solitude i need control over my environment if the game goes bad i don't want to be around a bunch of people right if something

happens like i just i can't i can't be surrounded by people. Right, that's what I'm saying. Going to a bar for a big game is just the worst. Hang on, so wait. You're BJ's brew house, and the TVs go out because you lose satellite. What happens then? Does everybody just start hooking up? Yeah, we all just started hooking up. It was really weird. That's how I picture it.

Clyde and I had a booth, so it was really convenient. We could just lay down. Did y'all just... So what do you do? You look down at your phones, you open up the menu, and you just start reading one of the 95 pages of that thing? Yeah, see, it's weird because the restaurant kept operating as usual, Dave. We just weren't able to watch the hockey game that was on the TV.

That's the only thing that changed, really. Nothing crazy. You know who's going to be really embarrassed about this? It's the guy who owns BJ's. Billy Joel. Billy Joel Brewhouse is the original name. Founded in Long Island, New York. Yeah, a lot of people forget that. He hates when there's customers

having bad experiences like this. Are BJ's nationwide? Yeah. So when the TVs went down, was there just a dude playing piano? We're talking BJs here. This isn't the lobby of the Four Seasons. Oh, okay. I see what you're saying.

No, there was no piano. He doesn't come out and do the Dookie album? That's Billy Joe. I'm sorry. Different Billy. I screwed that up. I just saw a Florida Man headline. You guys ready for this?

Sure. Today. Florida Man arrested for refusing to remove an I eat ass sticker from his pickup truck. Good for him. Yeah, I saw that making the rounds. Yeah. I think. What's he look like?

Shitto quote tweeted it. Oh, did Shitto do that? That makes sense. What's he look like? Younger guy? He looks like a guy that might. Looks like Will. He doesn't look like me. A little bit.

No, he doesn't. I don't... You know what? I'm a free speech advocate. I don't like that. Yeah, I mean, there are much worse bumper stickers out there than the one that says IED. It doesn't get much worse. Yeah, it does.

Oh, yeah. Yes, it does. That's not harming anybody. Can you not draw the line anywhere on free speech? I mean, if it's considered obscene. Like, you can't put a picture of someone naked. What if this guy smokes donkey on his Traeger? Then he literally eats ass. You don't know what he's talking about. He's not smoking donkey, man.

He might smoke donkey, dude. Yeah, I'm an absolutist when it comes to the first. So you're down with just pornographic imagery on the side of a vehicle i am okay calvin pissing on a ford or whatever i'm talking like graphic like pornography related stuff oh like tom green when he made his dad's car into the slut mobile yes exactly actually i think there needs to be more slut mobiles. Yeah. I agree. What are we even doing? I don't know.

Wash Media needs to invest in a slut mobile. I don't think that's where we should put our money right now. I was actually thinking about this. Like, why didn't... The fact that we never bought a Miata. We rent my wife, rented me one for my birthday. Then I thought that was my next, like, train of thought when I was thinking about it. We should do that again. That was fun.

That was fun. That was actually a really good weekend. I was thinking about it. We should do that again. That was fun. That was fun. That was actually a really good weekend. I remember just driving that bitch around. Running up. Sucks he didn't have Randy then so he could stick his head out the window. Oh my. Can you imagine? Randy in a drop top?

Damn. You don't see that. No. It's so dark outside. Is that Clipper rolling through, Dave? Yeah. It's straight dark outside. Is that Clipper rolling through, Dave? Yeah. It's straight up pitch black outside. It's ominous out there.

Yeah. It's downright spooky. Most people wouldn't do a podcast like this during a severe thunderstorm. Warning, but we are under one. The other day I took Rosie. What if we lose power at some point? I took Rosie to the park before there was a storm rolling in. I knew I had about an hour to work with.

And then I thought about it. I was like, what if... I was the only person in the park pretty much there were a couple people on the sides like doing their thing but i was standing in the middle playing fetch had your boy gotten struck by lightning like no one would have seen it and it wouldn't have been that crazy probably would have heard it yeah there would have been like one one thousand two oh that was the freeze the freeze is over there he's fucking dead dude you would look like a fucked up ass sock if you got struck by lightning yeah my beard was all like wiry and frayed out you know it'd be good so i was i let randy out on the leash when i went home in between pods and uh we heard some thunder rumbling like right near

us and he and i both just looked at each other and just went right for the door. We don't fuck around. He doesn't handle thunderstorms very well. He doesn't get scared of it, but he's aware of it. So if there's a loud rumble and he's inside, he kind of stands up. It's almost like he bows up.

Like the kangaroo? Yeah, like he kind of gets up like he's going to do something. I'm like, you can't fight the thunder, bro. We had a dog growing up. Shouts to Mike. name is mike and every time that it would thunder he would he would escape the house oh and he would run to the randalls with the grocery store that was about mile and a half away every single time he'd go straight it was to get some supplies in case weirdest thing i don't know i think i don know. Just a big warehouse looking building that he wanted to, he felt safe in maybe. I'm not sure.

He came home with like a bunch of like soup, some water. He didn't have any money. He really didn't know how to purchase or like how the whole grocery store system works. He just went to go find safety. Because he's a dog. Yeah, because he's a dog. That's a weird place to run. Randall's is not a top-tier grocery store in Texas.

He doesn't know that. He's not aware of... It wasn't an H-E-B nearby. They didn't have Whole Foods back then. They didn't have Whole Foods. I'm sure they had Whole Foods back then. They probably did. But not by us.

It's coming through. I hear it. It's getting dicey. What's on the ledger? Dave, it's here. She's pissed. Is want to say thank you to everyone who filled out the survey we got more responses than I really could have

imagined that we would have gotten we've taken that information intern Will has taken that information and you'll be very happy with what we do with it going forward intern Will stack guy didn't know that he's incredible with what we do with it going forward. Intern Will, stat guy. Didn't know that. He's incredible. Yeah.

That's it. Jack of all trades, man. Dave, not only is it dark outside, but you had a dark night last night. Stars had a tough one. Yeah. I'm sorry. They did.

I'm sorry. It was a Game 7 double overtime loss. Those are not fun not fun it's tough it's tough to lose in game seven it's even tougher to lose in overtime it's even tougher to lose in double overtime it's even tougher to lose in st louis wow um what's your deal with st louis it's just you know dave what do you think about st louis um you know i think i said on this podcast like a month ago that I'd like to visit that town. And upon review, it's like I really have no desire to go to that town. They don't have a football team.

No. And they've had multiple teams leave their town. That being said, they have a very successful baseball team. The fans of that team are cool. I look at them like Braves fans they're all over the place they're not as localized so I don't find them as endearing and plus Joe Buck probably ruined them for me

but that being said I've heard from many people from St. Louis some were like hey great series Ben Bishop was great kept him in the game he was literally just getting fucking peppered the bitch even i even i a very casual hockey observer yeah you tweeted it he was in the fucking he was just he was like neo he was a man where the phrase stood on his head come from no idea i hate it i don't like it i don't like it i've never liked it if i look I look out there and my goalie's standing on his head, something's

wrong. Yeah, like something has gone really, really wrong. Should we plug this into a backup generator or something? I'm worried about losing power. Only we have a generator in here. Yeah, dude. I know, Dave. Do you have one in your backpack? Yeah. I do. Dickheads. That's what

Mike used to run down to Randall's for, like, get the generator, bring it back in case you guys lost power. Yeah. Mike. Mike's back with the generator. What kind of dog was Mike? He was a Dalmatian. Had a Dalmatian growing up.

Got him for my 10th birthday. Nice. Yeah. Those are... They can be aggressive. They're edgy dogs. He was aggressive and he started to lose his eyesight and it made him even more aggressive because people would sneak up on him.

Yeah. What? That's fucked up to sneak up on mike we weren't sneak we were just walking up to him but he couldn't see us until we were like oh so they weren't people weren't actually sneaking up like tiptoeing you weren't punking mike no we loved him despite his uh aggression aggressiveness did he have a hundred other brothers and sisters? Yeah, it's weird, man. His mom gave birth to 101, exactly. Wow, what a lady. I know. Dave, what do you think about St. Louis' pizza? You're just teeing.

Why do you keep putting the ball in the tee for me? Because we had these conversations earlier. I know. Look, here's the deal. It's trash. The Blues deserve to win that game. When you look at the numbers, they outshot the Stars by some ungodly number. But, you know, the beauty about hockey.

At one point, the graphic they put up said like 60-20. The Stars had one shot on goal in the second period. Two shots on goal. At one point late in the third period, they had had two shots on goal since the first period. So, the cool thing about hockey, though, is it's like having an ace starting pitcher. He can keep you in the game. A Verlander. A Verlander, if you will.

A Scherzer. A Scherzer. A C.J. Wilson. A Doug Pfister. A former Ranger great, for the record. Hey, yeah, look, man. It was tough. great for the record um hey yeah look man it was tough i i'm operating at a fairly low level right now because the adrenaline that is pumping through your veins during a game seven and then a double

overtime to follow that and when it's all over and you're just sitting there and you look over your dog and your wife went to bed an hour ago and you flip over to trailblazers nuggets because you want to see what what else you can watch to forget about the stars. And it's like a 27-point game. And you just realize, well, I'm probably just going to have to go to bed now. I just don't feel great. Body doesn't feel great. So we talked about the Red Wings blog I did.

Yes. Playoff beat. My first foray into blogging. After the lost game seven to the Penguins. Was that Crosby? Yep. They actually got very close to tying it with like seconds left. But I was very mad.

I had this giant beard that I've been growing for months. So I went home. I was a little drunk. And I just stood in front of my mirror, and I did something you should never do if you have a beard. You punched it. I shaved it with just a razor. I didn't buzz it first.

My buzzer was dead. So I woke up the next morning, and I just had little nicks all over my face. But it was better than waking up and seeing that fucking beard that just reminded me of the entire playoff run. That's pretty aggressive i had no choice i didn't do that i didn't i didn't shed any tears realistically i thought in the third i knew it was only a matter of time before they scored and in my head i was like what am i gonna tweet i didn't resolve yourself to losing at one point

because i could i did They were dominating the third. They were the puck. We couldn't get it out of our zone. It felt like an internal power play at one point. Absolutely. That's a great way to describe it. It was very one-sided. But they kept dumping and chasing, huh?

That's pretty good, yeah. Is that what you call it? Dylan, have you mastered talking like a hockey player when they're asked what they should be doing? No, but I want to learn because it's cool as hell. You just got to keep the pressure going. Just get the puck in the zone and be good on the floor check and just keep being aggressive. It's all about the floor check. What's a floor or floor?

Floor. What is a floor check? It's a forwards. So when you dump it in, your center, your wingers, you get up there and you try to get it from the defenseman, throw it out to point, get somebody coming across the middle. You want to just keep the puck in their end, so your forecheck's important. Okay. Otherwise, like when you dump it down there,

their defensemen are just going to get it and bring it out of the zone. I still don't like the dump, but I understand that it's very – the thing about hockey is it's very hard to just skate around people. It's not like a video game. No, I get it. Yeah, you're not just like shaking tackles. But I get why it's very hard to just skate around people. It's not like a video game. No, I get it. Yeah, you're not just like shaking tackles. But I get why it's not the best TV. Yeah, I think I've just seen him do it so many times

that I've never seen it actually work. I'm like, man, stop doing that. Just keep passing it around. Dude, have you thought about being a hockey coach? You could innovate the entire way that people play. Like introducing the West Coast offense in the NFL? Every sport has those coaches that just change everything. That's me.

That could be you, dude. You could be the Sean McVay of the NHL. I started chewing ice. I was thinking Bill Walsh, but okay. Oh, all right. I started chewing ice at a young age because Scotty Bowman would do it on the bench for the Red Wings. Yeah, bad for your teeth, apparently.

Terrible. I still do it. I did it actually. Between pods, I did an entire Yeti. I just started doing that. I can't. i did ice i smoked ice what does ice do you smoked ice i did like crystal meth should we start drug of the week dude dave just did crystal meth between episodes meth is essentially just like fires you up right um i think it's a little more than that i don't know what it feels like to be on meth i would imagine it's like taking three adderall

and drinking a cup of coffee to wash it down i think it's different i mean it's definitely an upper certainly not a downer yeah definitely an upper okay yeah you don't want to fight a guy on meth or pcp no no you don't what is how do you do you smoke pcp yeah yeah remember training day yeah was that pcp training day fucks good movie yeah so uh um that was a tough loss yeah congratulations to uh you know we got some friends from st louis and matt cochran listener of the show big ups matt you know, we got some friends from St. Louis. Matt Cochran, listener of the show. Here's the deal, man. St. Louis, they got some good fans. They got some bad fans. Some of the good fans were hitting me up on Twitter like, hey, you know, man, great game, blah, blah,

blah. I got some people trying to chirp me. It's like, bro, don't come at me on Twitter, man. You ain't good at this. You don't live this life. Did you clap back? If you have a good one, I'll respond. But if you just have some like, hey man,

we scored the game. I don't respect that, bro. That's the weakest shit talk ever. You're about to get that Micah treatment. Dude, my clap back last night to the soccer dude is still getting hella likes. Wait, what happened with that? So yesterday, I said imagine with that so yesterday i said imagine

not watching i essentially said imagine just thinking you're too good for soccer and you don't watch the liverpool barcelona game i game of the decade was this on your personal account this was on my personal account and uh some british dude quote tweeted me and said imagine being someone who calls it soccer his name is titch titch titch uh he's a fan of a team that i've never heard of he also owns three shares in hide united i low-key might buy four shares just to flex on him oh three shares get out of here dude like how much you spend 60 bucks like cool dude 60 pounds like how many euro did that cost you yeah you stupid idiot and so he clapped back so I clapped back and I said,

I'm American, you dipshit. I know I'm insufferable and I know I say Premier League, but that's what it's called. Can you imagine if I was just walking around here calling it football? Are you watching the football match? I couldn't be friends with you. I know, that's the thing.

Do you think maybe this guy was having a bad day because he was a big Barcelona fan? Hard to say. Maybe he's having a bad day because the team that he owns shares in is completely not on anyone's radar. Have they IPO'd yet? I'm not sure. Imagine calling it soccer.

Shut up, dude. Yeah, shut up, mate. Then T-Man chimed in and said, well, what else would you call it? T-Man, of course he did. Come on. I'm going to throw hands at this little British fuck. It's worth saying that the word soccer is of British descent. Do with that what you will.

Maybe check yourself, bro. Lad. So he didn't even clap back. No, he did clap back to T-Man. He didn't clap back to me. He clapped back to T-Man. What did he say to T-Man? As Ty said, T-Man said, what else would you call it? And then he said, how about football?

Here's the thing. This guy doesn't know who he's fucking with. Did he spell football or foodball? Football. He didn't respond. Or like T-Man didn't respond to him, though. This was teed up for T-Man just to roast him. He buried T-Man?

No, he didn't bury T-Man. I'm just a little upset that T-Man did not respond. T-Man's got bigger fish to fry. He had a Rangers game-Man did not respond. T-Man's got bigger fish to fry. He had a Rangers game to live tweet. I don't think he's got bigger fish to fry. He was wondering what if Gus Johnson did NHL games. I think we would all be in a better place. Doc Emmerich is the Gus Johnson of the NHL.

I know, but Doc only does the Eastern Conference. I know. Here's a question about hockey TV coverage. Why do they call it like it's on the radio? Meaning they call, like, every play. Like, you could close your eyes and follow the action in your head because they say, like, every pass, every check, everything. They just call it nonstop action.

I would assume because there's so much going on. Because it's hard as fuck to tell who's got the puck. But it's the only sport you see that on, like, basketball. You could do the same thing. It's just as fast moving. Yeah, but basketball skews too far where it's just bullshit chatter a lot of the time. Also, like... Oh, you got like Jeff Van Gundy talking about his favorite restaurants in Houston.

Exactly. I'm not saying I don't like how they do it. I'm just wondering why is hockey unique in that aspect? I think it's because there's so much action. It's somewhat difficult to see the puck sometimes for people. True, true. It's harder to follow if you're a casual fan, so having someone explain it works.

And I don't know. There's no downtime in hockey except for when there's a stoppage. It is constant action. In basketball, you've got 10 seconds while they drill up the court. You're not going to be like, oh, Damon Stoudemire. I don't know why I went to Damon Stoudemire. I don't either. Damon Stoudemire is dribbling up the court.

That's clearly happening. Passes the ball to the man, and boom goes the dynamite. Exactly. What happened to that kid? Not in broadcasting, I would imagine. No, he got a job in Waco, and then he's now doing sports. Really? Yeah, he actually had a career after Ball State. Against all odds.

Good for him. Comeback story. I still remember the... Comeback story? I remember the graphic that he showed and mispronounced all the names. And boom goes dynamite. Andrew Bogat, Hakeem Warwick. Didn't he say passes it to the man at some point? Pass it to the man, and boom goes the dynamite. Reggie Miller

looking good. I remember that. I've watched that more than any other YouTube video. That's how old this is? Reggie Miller was good. I remember that. I've watched that more than any other YouTube video. That's how old this is? Reggie Miller was playing? Let's guess how many YouTube videos that has. Views? Views. Oh, let me say...

I'll say 6.2 million. Oh, I think it's probably... I'm going to say 300 million. 320 million. I feel like I was way low. What did you say, Dave? I said 600 million. 320. million. $320 million. I feel like I was way low. What did you say, Dave? I said $600 million. $320.

$320. Are you going to tell us? I'm worried that there's another video out there, too. Yeah. Yeah, what's this one say? This one's from E-bomb's world. So I'm going to assume it's the highest one. Who's closer between me and Dave?

What'd you say? I said $320 million. What'd you say? I said 320 million. What'd you say? I said 6.2 million. Dave wins. And it's not even close. Really? You stupid bitch.

It's a shade. It's a skosh under 11 million. A skosh. A skosh under 11 mil. Off mic sneeze. Excuse me. Let's see. I'm going to see if there's any other ones out there because I could easily see this

being on another one and having like way more. know what we're talking about right everyone's in the ball state you haven't seen the boom goes the dynamite video you're an idiot if baby shark has over a billion views on youtube and baby shark has more than that baby shark is a certified banger baby shark does the homie fuck with Baby Shark? He doesn't mess with Baby Shark at all, man. Baby Shark has far over a billy. How many? 2.7.

Oh, God, that is so many. Dude, if you have one ad playing on that and you're the person that uploaded that video, you're like a millionaire. Yeah, you are. Man. It's a trash- ass way to make money. A billion is a thousand million. A lot of people don't know that.

Do you want to know how many views I have on YouTube? I don't. I have 1.6k. Oh, good for you. That's cool, dude. Thank you. Thank you. It's days like today after a gut-wrenching loss

that I kind of wish I worked in a 9-5 because it would make the day go by quicker. What if you have the dude that comes up to your desk and he just hits you with, man, how about that game last night? So I've gotten a little bit of that via text. Dan was texting me last night because he put some money on the Stars. McGannon, he's a hockey guy. Is he anti-St. Louis?

I believe he is, but I don't know for sure. I don't know who his team is. Maybe it's the Blackhawks. I'm not really sure. He'll probably let me know. I hope not. I feel like he's a little anti-Missouri. Like, goes to Mizzou for college, and he does the will.

He kind of pivots against where he is. Yeah, I know that move. But I don't know man it going going about your business the day after uh a tough loss a tough l a season ender it's not great i can't i have to avoid all sports radio because i just i don't want to i don't want to relive it in my head i don't want to hear what happened i've got a pretty good sense of what happened. Oh, Bishop had an insane game. Yeah, you know, got a lot to build on, which is all true.

I'm very excited for next season. But I just don't want to – when I think about how close Jamie Benn was to ending it on a wraparound, which would have been absolutely sick. Zuccarello had an opportunity that he ended up, I think he passed the puck where I thought he should have just let it fucking rip. I thought they were making the extra pass a little bit too much last night. Just pepper, they put it on net.

What about you, Dylan? That's my hockey take. As someone who's revolutionized in the game, do you think that they were maybe spending a little too much time making passes? No, I thought the passing was great. You like a big pass guy. Really crisp passing. But yeah, you got to pepper that net, though, of course.

I fucking love Zuccarello. Just hammer that net. I thought Zuccarello was a dude who grew up in some shitty part of Boston, had a tough upbringing, played on pawns, as he would say hands pants uh and it turns out that's like the furthest thing from the truth yeah he's from uh norway he's an italian guy who lived like from norway which is just you don't see that nobody's doing that he's also like five

seven but he's just like a ball of energy he's great he's my star he's a high motor guy do they have Zuccarello jerseys? because I might buy one they will next year and he's the guy that if you think the fans are booing him

they're Zuc and him how do you feel about the people of Minnesota? like the North Star fans? yeah now the Wild fans? yeah look we cucked their team Like The North Star fans? Yeah Now the Wild fans? Yeah Um

Look we cucked their team Do you feel bad about that? No It brought me great joy as a child And to this day So To this day Look I don't

I don't know I don't know if they were actually good fans or not You'd think being in Minnesota they were But I don't know what the numbers look like I'm gonna assume that they were pretty die hard Look man Dallas is a hockey town You had to get a team down there they were, but I don't know what the numbers look like. I'm going to assume that they were pretty diehard. Look, man, Dallas is a hockey town. You had to get a team down there.

Don't call it... It's not the hockey town. It's not the hockey town, but it's ah. Yeah, I don't know, man. That's tough. I thought you were going to ask how I felt about when Stars fans during the National Anthem yell Stars on the two times that they say star in the lyrics that make that that's weird you know i don't i used to be like dude that's

disrespectful you're kind of cucking the anthem and now i'm kind of like i don't i don't really care everybody's doing anthem bits now anyway it is kind of cool hearing fans on the road like last night do it in another in your opponent's arena as a kid i always wondered why the atlanta braves did not say and the home of the braves when they would do it so that's changed okay that's changing that's a little more messed up i think and i think both would be emphasizing the star and star spangled banner i think both take away from the message of the song we We've heard it enough. We know the message.

The Braves want to be a little bit more egregious, in my opinion. What's your favorite patriotic song? I'm America the Beautiful. I think the Beautiful is a great one. I'm going to stick to Star Spangled Banner. It gets me hyped. Give me the Ray Charles version. The other verses of the Star Spangled Banner are kind of messed up. They go hard.

Of course, the best all time was Whitney Houston. 96, I want to say. At the Olympics, I also. Wait,

what? Was it the Olympics or a Super Bowl or something? I think, either way, no. Have you ever heard this song? Whitney Houston is the best

of all time. Oh yeah, I've listened to him. Yeah, no, this is a known thing. Dude, listen to him. It definitely wasn't the Olympics.

For the kids at home. I think it was a Super Bowl. Pull up YouTube and dial up Whitney Houston. Wasn't it like the Coliseum or something? National Anthem. It was outside. Yeah, maybe the Coliseum. Maybe I'm right.

No, I think it was at the F1 track. Was it? No, it wasn't. There's people listening who don't know who Whitney Houston is. No one is listening who doesn't know who Whitney Houston is. She did the Star-Spangled Banner. This was... Let's see.

Super Bowl 25, 1991 in... Was that the Giants? I don't know. One night. She crushes it. It says, among the. The GOAT. It's Whitney, bitch.

Among the anals? How do you say that word with two N's? Anal. Anal. How do you say it? Anals. Just. Among the anals of national anthems as a prelude to sporting events,

few have topped the one delivered by Whitney Houston before Super Bowl XXV. Zero have topped. In 1991 in Tampa. Fergie did a really good job of challenging her. A woman, her incredible voice and bare minimum of extraneous notes. Her rendition came at a particularly patriotic time, just after the onset of the Persian Gulf War, and was released as a single. Oh, you mean the war we won in like four days?

It was re-released after the September 11 terrorist attacks. Houston donated all proceeds to charity. She ranks among the best of all time because of the circumstances. Which terrorist attacks? 9-11. Oh. Matthew B. did those. Oh, yeah, Matty B.

That's not talked about enough, man. We got to get him. He needs to pay for what he's done. Remember the time he clapped back on you on Twitter? Of course. Has he fallen off? He's focusing on school. He's like, he's grown up and he's not as like, you know, cool anymore.

I feel like he's like backtracking a little bit. He's like, I don't know if this is the dream I want. He's got a girlfriend now. not as cool anymore. I feel like he's backtracking a little bit. He's like, I don't know if this is the dream I want. He's got a girlfriend now. Maybe she's his Yoko. He's just spending his time being a hype beast now. Dude, his church fits. I almost unfollowed him because his church fits are so bad. There's one thing.

You've got to swag the church. He wears a tall tee to church. If I would have walked down. He wears a tall tee to church. If I would have walked, yeah. Like, if I would have walked down wearing what Matty B wears to church, like, when I was a kid, my dad would have disowned me. He would have been like, no, you're trash. My dad would fuck me up, probably. Not like, he wouldn't put his hands on me. But it would be ugly. He'd go in. You think his dad's like, all right, Matty, let's go.

We're going down in the studio. Record. And he just looks down and goes, I don't want your life. Was Matty B's dad a rapper? Yeah. Oh. God. His dad's Usher.

It wouldn't surprise me if Usher had some. Usher was Dave Groundfloor Bieber, right? Yeah. That's who discovered him. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure he didn't know that. Started as a YouTube sensation. Was he a YouTube sensation? Yeah. Bieber? Yeah. That's who discovered him. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure he didn't know that. Started as a YouTube sensation.

Was he a YouTube sensation? Yeah. Bieber? Yeah. I low-key have a massive crush on his wife. Is it because she's smoking hot? Is it because she's almost a 10? You know how you know about these celebrities and you know who they are and everything? I saw her one day and I was just like

she's really, really pretty. I think she's John Duda's number one. I texted. So the second I realized this, I texted John. I said, how am I just now realizing how incredible she is? Haley Bieber is her name. I know why. I bet I know why.

Because, okay, she runs in that GG, that whole clique, right, of Victoria's Secret hot models. Yeah. So when a girl's in there they all look hot and it's like okay great yeah these are just really smoking hot women but when you see her like bieber posting her just like hanging around at the on the couch at their place she's a natural beauty it's like dude yeah like when she's not trying to look all done up i saw her dad at matzah rancho a while back who is her? Which one's her dad? Stephen Baldwin. Oh, I forgot.

She's a Baldwin. Yeah. Yeah, which, red flag. That is weird. Red flag. Weird family. The Baldwings have too much going on.

I think Stephen Baldwin is kind of the black sheep of that. Who's the one that's like, that pivoted to like, a conservative Republican pun? I think it's Stephen Baldwin.

Really? Yeah, that's why I said he's a black sheep. Because Alec is a very outspoken lib. Noted lib. Yeah, hardcore. Do you ever just feel like owning the libs? I don't own anymore.

I only pwn. Dude, what a run this guy had. I mean, he was in Biodome. Oh, yeah, Biodome, man. How many Baldwin brothers are there? Three or four? 16. Wow, 16. Iiodome, man. How many Bolly brothers are there? Three or four? 16. Wow, 16.

I didn't realize that. I'm going to look up his wife to see if she looks like Haley. My wife. His wife. His wife, certified, does not look like Haley. Damn. Maybe that's not the mother. No, they've been married since 1990.

Maybe that's not the mother. Are you trying to say? Are you trying to say are you trying to say i'm just steven baldwin cheated no he wouldn't step out no who knows he does duck lips in every photo he takes his smile is duck lips i don't like that imagine being that let me see like what is he doing oh man that looks like

a lot of plastic surgery going on shout out to him though you know on the on the podcast we had to dump we had a really good conversation

I don't know how we got there about Papa Do's and the Papa's franchise Dave explained the entire business model of the Papa Do's well I just

I just said that so the Papa's family if you're look if you're ever in Texas Houston or Dallas Austin maybe I don't know model of the Papa Doe. Well, I just said that so the Papa's family, if you're – look, if you're ever in Texas, Houston or Dallas, Austin maybe, I don't know. There's a Papa Doe here. The reason this came up, the way we got here was because I said that I ate at a Buffalo Wild Wings in the airport. Which is still hard for me to comprehend. And my other option was the Papa's Burger place. Right.

Yeah, and I just was explaining. So not only are they Papa's Burgers, they've got Papa's Brothers Steakhouse, which for me, it's the best steakhouse. That blows my mind. They got Papa Do's. Catch me there eating steak and shrimp. What up?

They've got Papa Cito's Mexican Cantina, which is extra dope. And I'm sure they've got some stuff I'm leaving off. But they're pretty much... They're doing good things. You think when you have a family name like that and it's just slapped on a bunch of restaurants, you're going to get average food, right? I'm telling you, every one of them are very good.

I think Papa Doe's is the only one that I've eaten at, and it is fantastic. Shout out to the little Papa Cito's stand in one of the Houston airports that you can get breakfast tacos at. What's your number one airport? Oh, you know me. On Love Field. No, no, no. Sorry. Airport food?

Yes. Restaurant. I don't know. They said a taco deli is now inside Brookstrom in Austin. I'll tell you what the number one trash. I know. I literally told you that yesterday. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, y'all talk about this. I'll tell you what the number one trash restaurant is. The Chick-fil-A that gets your hopes up, and then you find out it's just like cold wraps. Oh, I've never had that experience. Yeah, that's a real kick in the cheek. Chick-fil-A's in airports are hard to come by. I'll mess with the Chili's, too, in an airport. Yeah, Chili's, too, is probably the spot.

You know it's hot people only in that bitch. It pisses me off. You know that. Of course. The beers are like $13. Yeah. They are huge. Macaroni The beers are like $13. Yeah. They are huge. Macaroni Grill, I think, is my least favorite.

Romano's Macaroni Grill? It's so bad. Do they still have the tablecloth that you can get the crayons and the waiter walks up and writes his name in the crayons? Oh, yeah. I forgot how they do that. Then they hit you with the bread. They got good bread. Macaroni Grill.

Not at the airport, though. Yeah, not at the airport. It's hard to with the bread. They got good bread. Macaroni grill. Not at the airport though. Yeah, not at the airport. It's hard to ferment there because of all the jet fuel. Is that true? No. Not at all.

Yeah, I don't really do Italian food at airports. Unless it's like a New York style deli. The single best meal I've ever had at an airport was at Chicago O'Hare which is the single

worst airport in the history of the world but they have a restaurant and it's called the publican it's a restaurant in chicago that's already good but if you if you're at the macaroni grill in chicago o'hare walk a little further look for the publican it's a little pricey but it was unbelievable for an airport meal i pretty much like to keep politics out of my food god damn it so hey speaking of trash food dylan did you know that you're uh there's a fat version of you in the tim hortons commercial what yeah it's popping off on reddit right now they dropped it in the circling back it honestly looks like you and Barstool Big Cat

had sex and then this grown man came out of it. I gotta go look now. You and him should go to BJ's Brewhouse together. This is actually, while mentioning the Reddit,

I will say that this is a good time to mention that I will be doing an AMA on Friday. This doesn't look that much like me. Let me see. Show me. It looks like...

Oh, it does not. It looks like Barstool Big Cat had sex with you and you made a kid. That'd be a hot kid, man. But the reason I know it's not you is because you would never let the homie drink a milkshake with whipped cream on it from Tim Hortons. Why is this kid driving the car? He's like 11.

Dad's been drinking. Yeah, his dad's hammered. Yeah, he went to Tim Hortons and snuck a flask in. I've never been to a Tim Hortons. I cannot recall any experience that I've ever had there. It's really coming down out there. It's just pouring. Cats and dogs, man.

We needed it, though. You gonna steam or what? Do you want me to steam? Are we gonna do rollback first? Yeah, we can talk rollback. Let's do rollback first. We just got a package in the mail yesterday uh we got this hat and i have to say it's it's a really good looking hat uh i love the hat what color is the hat dylan see i wasn't real sure um i took a

picture of it and sent it to someone and i need i need a verification i was like i don't know if this hat's green or black or charcoal maybe it's a dark blue i don't know i need charcoal. Maybe it's a dark blue. I don't know. I need help. It's just black, dude. I mean, it's charcoal. It's charcoal. It's charcoal slash black. In certain lights, though, it looks green as fuck to me. I don't know if it should. I'm colorblind, Will.

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Check it out. They're up and coming. Get in on the ground floor what nothing it's i'll be honest it's kind of weird to do the steam room twice like it's it's i feel like i'm not gonna have the aggression that i had round one well do me a favor turn the fucking steam on. Okay. David, that was a lot of pops. Bring that ass over here, Dave.

It's really multi... If you guys were actually popping... We gotta get video in here so people can see what's happening. That you're getting whipped by towels? I'm not actually getting whipped by towels. This is a real towel scene. Your bitch ass is getting whipped. You're looking at me. This is not my mouth. This is an actual towel whipping. It is nuking outside right now.

Nuking? No one's using nuking. Nuking. Don't waste the steam. All right, I'll steam. You ready? Yeah, man. So I wake up two mornings ago.

Monday morning, I wake up. I hear this knocking on the door of my next door neighbor. It's a loud enough knocking that I can hear it from my bed. Was it like the headboard hitting the wall? He was not having sex, I don't think. I will say I've never seen my neighbor before. I don't know what this guy looks like. I don't know if it's a guy.

I don't know if it's a girl. I don't know if it's a couple. That's a red flag for apartment complex living. I don't like when there's a neighbor within anywhere next to me, my proximity, that I haven't seen. That's always a big red flag. And they also have their mat. A lot of people have mats out in front of their apartment for people to clean their shoes off on.

It looks like they stole theirs from a high school cafeteria. It's a sketchy looking mat. Industrial looking? It's rubber? Yeah. It's rubber and that wool kind of feeling stuff on top. Oh, yeah. It looks like they stole it from a high school.

It's a classic public school mat. Yeah. Yeah. So I hear this knocking on their door. I peek my head out. It's a cop. It's eight in the morning, early. The cop, he gives me nothing.

Like he knows that I'm looking at him like, what's good he he doesn't he's he's all business and i respect that i want my boys in blue to be all biz sure we support them and so i'm still sketched out i'm like what what's up with this did he have a nightstick that he was like twirling around yeah it was weird like he was like open up that door say and uh we know you we know you's in there yeah get out here and so uh i go down to get my mail later in the day and i open up um i i go into the office and i ask the guy i'm like hey dude what's so what's the deal like why are the cops here he's dumbfaced there's this guy he's not the manager he's not the assistant manager he just works the front desk and he looks at me he's just like steel trap says nothing now i respect it i i i said before i want this guy on my team i want someone that's going to ride or die for the

apartment complex he doesn't tell me anything then yesterday morning i'm pulling into the apartment complex in front of the apartment outside of the parking garage just straight up in front of the apartment on the side of the road, a cop is just parked there. Lights on, he's inside, he's talking to the people at the front desk. You think the two are connected? I don't know.

I'm going to say I don't think they're connected. Okay. Which might concern me more. Like, if they were connected, then I'd just be like, all right, there's one messed up thing happening. If they're not connected, that's two messed up things happening. Okay, not necessarily. If I see a cop parked outside my building with the lights on i don't immediately think something bad has happened here cops get called for all

kinds of different shit man yeah all kinds of it could be absolutely nothing i get it i just feel like i feel like there should be a level of transparency especially since there was only one one cop car yes just one okay just one if it was man yeah he didn't have to back up it's a serious matter so my issue is that if it if there if there's nothing it's not if it's not a big deal okay it's a then didn't just say hey you might have noticed a cop car around here not a big deal just put it in the portal we have a portal where people can post it's a good place for the apartment complex itself to put in their messages to everybody it's like the forums

it's an even bigger it's even even better place for people to bitch about really trivial stuff that's my favorite i love it i thought that's what that's what this segment was yeah steam room is basically our portal you remember my story about coming home to my apartment building? Yeah. So I walked back from a bar, I think. This was a year ago, probably. And outside my apartment building, there were probably seven to ten cop cars. But more importantly, though, there were men standing outside my building

with assault rifles. Men as in, you know, law enforcement, not just random people, obviously. I was like, oh, what's going on? Is it because the homie was making too much noise? No. I don't think they need to get all the SWAT team involved for that. Hey, don't you leave him home alone?

Put the toy truck down. No, I don't leave him home alone. The homie's rappelling out the window. I said, sir, can I go up to my apartment? He said, absolutely not. There has been a report of a uh an active shooter on the property what dude that's like the biggest that's the biggest red flag that's worst case scenario other than like a nuclear device unless yeah apparently someone called

from inside the elevator saying that that was a story that they gave me and so 50 minutes go by i'm out there 50 or 15 15 15 minutes go by and they'm out there. 50 or 15? 15. 15 minutes go by, and they said, all right, we cleared the building. You're free to go back. You're free to go to your apartment now. That was the most uncomfortable walk up to my apartment I've ever had. I was in the elevator alone. Doors opened.

I like, you know, peek outside, turn the corner, just peeking around corners. It was very uncomfortable. Did you peep the Nextdoor app? I don't know if you can use that. We can use the Nextdoor app, but like I said, the portal is a better look into what's going on in the actual apartment complex. That makes sense.

If you want people complaining about homeless people under the bridge, then the Nextdoor app is perfect for my neighborhood. If you want people giving away free shitty pieces of furniture, Nextdoor app. If you want the goss, or the gossip. What about the tea? If you want the teaoss or the gossip. What about the tea? If you want the tea to be spilled, you go on the portal. And I feel bad. I was more steamy this morning

when we recorded this for the first time. I feel like all the steam kind of... You cooled your jets a little bit? Yeah. But like I do just want a little transparency. And maybe it's not even that I want transparency. Maybe that's not the issue. Maybe it's just that I like being in the know i just like i like knowing what's going on around me especially considering it's my neighbor my thought was that it was a welfare check

the more after you said that the more sense it makes there was a rolled up piece of paper on the door along with a business card from the police officer and it was shoved into the handle of the door. I tried to read it. I'll be honest. I tried to snoop. I didn't want to put my hands on it because your boy doesn't want his fingerprints anywhere. Yeah, sure. I couldn't see anything.

It didn't say that he was cooking meth or anything like that. I would have that worry as well. Please stop cooking meth. What if i'm sitting on my couch watching some soccer and all of a sudden like my wall just blows up his lab blows yeah that happens i hope that i don't know how to answer that your what if scenario there i mean it would suck yeah yeah i don't know man you kind of i just jump on rosie and hope for the best you're

being very you're being very nosy which i get get. I am, dude, but what is... You kind of sound like barbecue Becky. No, I don't sound like barbecue Becky. You're about to call the haters. No, I'm not a snitch. I'm not a snitch. I'm not trying to snitch. You're a narc.

I'm just trying to be in the know. I like having all the information at my disposal. Like you're going to cut a Bob haircut and you're going to walk downstairs and ask to speak to a manager. If I'm living next to a scumbag who's not paying his fucking checks... Well, maybe he's not a scumbag maybe he lost his job maybe i just want to know i want to know who my neighbors are know thy neighbor dude go knock

then you need to just knock on his door but hey the fuck's going on i'm gonna go knock on his door give him a uh enchilada and say hey this is the best goddamn enchilada you've ever had now what's the deal say Spill the tea, sir. Give me the tea. Should I bring a thing of tea to him? He's this guy. He's the meme and the black dude on the phone. This guy.

That's Will standing in his hallway. No, you guys are labeling me a snitch. You labeling me a snitch is a misnomer. I'm not a snitch. It is, but it's just funny. I'm not trying to tell anybody. I know. I'm just trying to gather information. Oh, this picture's so funny. Hey, tweet that. Do'm not a snitch. But it's just funny. I'm not trying to tell anybody. I'm just trying to gather information.

Oh, this picture's so funny. Hey, tweet that. Do something with that. Just do it later. Okay, so I was saying that the Nextdoor app, if you have a car that no one's seen before, best believe somebody's putting it on Nextdoor. I feel like your Nextdoor app is super anal.

It is super anal, but not like in a hot way. So like the top post on it right now, to the driver in the red Mercedes. And I'll give you the first line. A little after eight this morning, you were behind me on Lindshire. Semi-colon. All caps.

Very close behind me on Lindshire. This is called tailgating. Like, who posted that? What's your name? I'm not putting... Can you imagine? It's a he. Who posted that? What's your name? I'm not putting... Can you imagine? It's a he. Can you imagine?

Yeah. Like being the type of person who posts that on a forum. Dude. Best case scenario, the driver of the red Mercedes is going to see that and be like, fuck.

Yeah. Can you imagine just complaining about that publicly? What are you hoping for here, sir? I feel like I can't say this. I literally complain. I literally complain about this stuff on this podcast to more people than the next door app reaches the uh by the way not to flex on but you're not talking to the person though yeah you're just

talking to our people true who we love oh wow top comment this guy this guy just body bagged whoever wrote this i'm sure the driver will read this and change their ways that's got 11 thanks on it wow that's owning damn ponich next door body bag it's a new segment is that a new segment next door body bags the next door up is good my neighborhood stinks there's no there's no juicy gossip move out dude just move into the burbish area like i live in and you'll get people have way too much. It's all about coyotes out there. Coyote watch. Everyone's on coyote watch. No, Jeff was out back, and I swear he saw a snake.

He's saying it's a rat snake, but I swear to God I heard it rattle. All ours is is people complaining. There's the bridge on Ben White. There's a homeless commune. What would you call it? Oh yeah. Community of homeless people that live there. And that's just what,

that's where they live. That's their home now. And it's just a bunch of people complaining about that being there and making really unreasonable allegations toward these people. I heard MS 13 has infiltrated the homeless community. Well, like, so she, like, so this one woman, she started complaining about them saying how they need to leave.

And people were like, well, like, you can't just kick them. That's pretty bold to say that in Austin because Austin's pretty lenient towards the homeless. Yes. And, like, people were just like, well, not so fast, ladies. She got some support. It was about 50-50. Then she started clapping back at other people in the app or other people that were responding. And she was like, do you bring them a hot meal once a week like I do?

I didn't think so. Thanks. Oh, come on. Oh, God. And I was just like, lady, you don't do that based on your original message. Can you imagine? You have to be kind of soulless to ask a homeless person to relocate. We don't want you here.

I know you don't have anywhere to go, but just don't be here. Wait, so she brings a hot meal for the, oh, I don't know, 75 homeless people under the bridge there? Dude. Because there's a lot of homeless people. Dude, it's so, like, she was just straight up lying. She just lied in order to cover her ass and not sound like she was mean. There's no way she did that. And then she posted a one like equals one prayer on Facebook.

No one says hot meal like that anymore. Yeah, stop saying, just say food.. No one says hot meal like that anymore. Just say food. You can just say a meal. So bad. Not every meal. Just because it's a hot meal doesn't mean it's better than a cold meal. What if it's like gabagool?

Like she made casserole. Yeah, what if it's a vichyssoise? She brought dishes of casserole. Like, shut up, lady. Imagine being the dude who brings a cold meal and he's like, well, no, she's right. I don't bring hot meals. I wanted a hot meal.

Yeah. Like, it's hot outside. I don't want to be eating, like, really hot food in the heat. Like, throw me a wrap. hot dogs. I wanted a hot meal. Yeah. It's hot outside. I don't want to be eating really hot food in the heat. Don't be a wrap. I'll eat it. A cold wrap. Yeah.

And it's going to stay better longer. Yeah. Yeah. I don't eat spaghetti and meatballs, you know? I love a good 100 degree, 2 p.m. bowl of spaghetti and meatballs. Dude, spaghetti might be the worst hot weather food. Any pasta, really. I feel like shrimp makes it more acceptable.

Chili's tough to take down in August. Ooh, I love chili. Are you saying chilies or chili? Is chili a soup? I'm just kidding. That was the last episode of another podcast we were on. Oh my god. Are we still steaming?

No. Sorry, I apologize people. It was steam steaming? No. We turn it off. I get one more towel whipper. Sorry, I apologize people. It was steamier earlier in here. Still pretty steamy. I think the steam room is having a water issue

because not as much steam came out. We're going to rename it to Will Wants to Speak to the Manager. Yeah. No, I know what you're saying. Just like,

and also, I just wanted to look at that dude and be like, yo dude, come on, we're boys. He probably didn't know.

But you're not boys. You've literally never even seen him. He did a fake click on his computer as if he was pretending to look it up. He was like, oh, what apartment number? Beep, bop, boop, bop, beep, bop, boop. My apartment after the active shooter scare. They didn't say anything about it. That, to me, is weird.

That's insane. I was like, surely I'm getting an email any minute now. Never came. Yeah, that's a little bit odd Is it time for this weekend of fun Presented by Eisenhower's Oh shit We're already here Man

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Let me tell you this It was popping this last weekend. I was there Saturday, and I got a ton of snaps from people there on Sunday. Certified backers. Drinking sangria. Oof. Oof. I will start as I usually do.

Start it. Is that really how it goes? Do you normally do this? Yeah, I usually do, Dave. Because your weekend's like the most fun? Yes. Okay. I'm about to lead off.

Do you actually have something to say this weekend? Or is it just like a weekend where you just don't have anything? I have nothing, which is one of my favorite things to do. But no, Friday, the homie and I, we might catch a movie, catch a dinner. I don't really know. Saturday and Sunday, well, Saturday, I'm taking Parks with his mom to this little children's festival thing called Touch a Truck. You know the kids into trucks, Dave. You know that.

Yeah, he loves trucks. Yeah, he talks about them with you when you all go to CC's, I'm sure. So that thing ends at 3, and then I'm wide open, and I can't wait. I think the weather's actually supposed to be kind of nice this weekend. Is that true? Yeah, I think so. I might watch Avengers Endgame, but really I have nothing. So you all go.

My weekend's boring. Which I love. What movie are y'all going to do Friday night? Maybe Avengers? I don't think I can take him to see that. Why? Is it too mature? Like deaths and stuff? I don't know.

Yeah, but it's like superhero deaths. Actually, the main reason why I can't is because it's a three-hour movie. Has he seen like Bambi? I can't even go see a three-hour movie. It's too long. If I'm sitting in one of those new recliner seats at a three-hour movie, I'm falling asleep 100% of the time. That's too long.

Shorten it up. Shorten it up, please. Yeah, do that new Donald Glover shit where he did 55 minutes. Yeah, you don't see that. Or at least do an intermission. Intermission. Bring back intermission. Intermission.

What am I doing? Oh, I'm heading up north northbound 35 i'm going to my nephew's confirmation huge it's a big day archie and i confirmed no my nephew's name is not archie i did confirm that i don't have to wear a suit oh big kind of pumped about that and i am godfather for the what are you gonna wear um i think i'm gonna just dress like uh it's like my bachelorette photo shoot i'm gonna wear some like a mizzen and main button down or some shit cool no i'm gonna i'm gonna go button down and like bonobos pants chinos or some shit um i'm excited about it i need i need to take a low-key weekend because you know last weekend i went pretty hard and now that that we're post-Stanley Cup run for the Stars,

I need to just kind of decompress. Last weekend was a weekend of Dave for you. Kind of was. Kind of was. But, yeah, man, I'm looking forward to it. I don't know. Depending on the weather, man, I might try to get some golf in, but I just don't know.

We got the Nelson this weekend. I'm sad I'm not going to be able to. I still have yet to check out Trinity Forest Golf Course where they play the Byron Nelson this year. If you're watching it, you might see Tony Romo out there because he's apparently playing. Sponsors exemption. Sure is.

I love that ad going around right now of him putting on some Skechers. He's just putting on some destroyed denim clogs. It's a good look. Does he go out of his way to just rock the worst fits? Yeah. He's the Michael Jordan of the NFL.

I used to try to defend him. Without the talent. I tried to really defend him during his playing days. And then after, I was like, dude, just let him. He's fine. He's got a starter sponsorship. But, dude, it's getting harder and harder to defend. Yeah.

The Skechers thing is a little bit much. Yeah. Hey, if you're watching and you see a guy, Martin Piller out there, he's a Duncanville grad. Played on the high school team. Good dude. Piller? Hardly knew her.

This weekend, your boy is getting Rosie a haircut Friday afternoon, which is huge. Where do you take her? I'm going to go ahead. It's a yuppie scum place called Wolfgang that's also a bakery for dogs. Oh, that's where we got Randy's cupcake for his birthday. They do a good job. They do a good job.

Is that more yuppie scum than doing a mobile groomer? Because we do the mobile groomer. No, I kind of wish we would do the mobile groomer. But honestly, I'm taking her there for a reason. She cannot be in the house for that time. So I was like, oh, it's the perfect time to get a groom off. And then Friday night, not doing anything. Saturday, football. You know, the soccer kind.

It's championship Saturday, baby. I like how on Twitter you'll call it soccer, but on here you go just ultra smug. See. And then it's date night, Saturday night. Sally's back in town. Thought we'd do a nice dinner. Going to a little restaurant called Odd Duck in Austin. Small plates.

You order several of them. Very excited. Weather permitting, I might try to hit up a, what's it called? Farm, brewery, pizza place. Farm to the table outside of austin it's called uh jester king they have what appears to be very good pizza very good sour beers and stuff like that so we might do that i don't think the weather's going to allow for it or be good enough for it so we're doing that's the place you had me pick you up from recently right jester hall jester hall for those who don't know jester hall

is a dormitory at the university of texas here in austin dave's doing a little joke here good one dave remember when i picked you up from there no i don't because it never happened so that's weird come on man come on man well i like your weekend your weekend sounds like it's a lot of fun should be chill. Before we get out of here, can we talk about businesses that open up at the bottom of your apartment complex? Sure. No, we'll save that for another day. They work out so well, usually.

They really do, man. It's something like the pillars of the community. This is weird. I don't like doing two of the exact same podcast. I don't like it. Anyway, maybe we should just do... Eh, whatever. If you haven't already, go to patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast.

That's where you will hear us next on Friday. And if you're a Bachelor or Bachelorette fan, we'll be doing an episode every single Tuesday. Hopefully you enjoy it. Who are we all pulling for in the Stanley Cup? Don't care. Really? I'm going with my Canes. I'm saying anyone but

the Blues. I'm going Canes. ABB. No Bruins. No Blues. If it's between Sharks and the Avs, I'm going Sharks. I'll roll with the Avs. I like Denver. I've got too much history with them. There's so many shitty teams left. I don got too much history with them there's so much

there's so many shitty teams left I don't want Boston to win let's go Carolina let's just do this Cain's Cain's okay C-A-N-E-S

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