Circling Back - Podcast Bros & Cocaine Cats

Episode Date: March 8, 2023

Dillon attended a Grateful Dead-adjacent Bob Weir concert, the Cincinnati Zoo has a cocaine-fueled cat on their hands, Podcast Bros are getting unjustifiably rained on by The New York Times, the rise of quarter-zips in England, and This Weekend in Fun. Bit Madness Bracket: www.tinyurl.com/bitmadness   pw: zacard Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel — www.youtube.com/circlingback Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (11:11) Grateful Dillon (18:00) Cocaine Big Cat on the Loose (40:00) Would You Date A Podcast Bro? (53:00) QZs Are HOT (1:00:46) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Groove Life: www.groovelife.com/steam (20% off everything!) Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (BACKER for 20% off) Nutrafol: www.nutrafol.com/men (CIRCLING for $15 off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from Austin, Texas. My name is Will to freeze to my left. David rough. There is a palpable South by Buzz going around this office right now. I mean, the guys are just gearing up to go out, meet people, network, share their stories with other creators. I can't wait. I love it, man.

I love networking. It's going to be phenomenal. And I look forward to seeing everybody there on friday what's friday uh that's south by south washed which is kind of a new spin on an old favorite the old favorite in this example being uh south by southwest but we allowed to call it though nope but we are maybe who? They didn't tell us no. Went South by South washed. Was there a cease and desist in the mail that I missed? They can't stop me from saying it.

They can try. I currently can't get mail. Because someone threw a chair through our mailroom window. And there's just broken glass all over the mailroom still. It's been 24 hours. Just an act of defiance. And so. Your place has become just a wild well these events are linked the major austin event and really that are linked yeah so so it's just

a it's just a whole scene down there kind of like it's gonna be on friday dude i think it's gonna be a whole mood friday that also could also be a movie perhaps uh we'll see i don't want to i don't want to put Movie Watch on. We'll talk about it Saturday. Do you guys... If y'all are in town on Friday, please go to the Half Step, the Midwest house. We're going to be doing a little thing from 3 to 5 p.m. Dylan's going to send it.

Do you guys have your flirty, your flirtiest fits picked out? No. At this point, I just put that on invites i don't actually like think that i'm gonna dress like that what are you doing yeah i just do it as a bit you're pretty disgusting like i'll probably wear like a t-shirt or like a short sleeve button down as well dude can't wait to see you there yeah see how you look it's exciting i will to be honest i don't think people are showing up up to see me looking flirty. You don't know that. I haven't worked out since lockdown.

You could still be flirty without working out. People see one of their favorite podcasters, not their number one favorite, because of course that's Dave, but you're up there too, and they're like, oh, he decided not to be flirty with his fit? That's disappointment, dog. People know I stay flirty, though. It's not a concern of mine. It's not about dressing dressing up to be flirty it's about living that flirty lifestyle and only people that won uh class flirt in high school understand that clearly you know we you

were class flirt class flirt why you why were you so flirty though girl hey dylan one time wore a blazer to a meetup in Dallas. Wow. Did I? You hit him with the blaze? It might have been a suit jacket, but it was coat. What's wrong with that, dog? I like to look fresh sometimes. It was just a little much. Well, Dave, it made an impression on Dave.

I'm choogy, man. I can't get past it. I told Bay the other day, I need some more edge in my wardrobe. Yeah, you're like a walking version of how I met your father. I need to get some edge, dog. You see this show? It's the choogiest shit I met your father. I need to get some edge, dog. You see this show? It's the chuggiest shit I've ever seen. I've heard of it.

There's a way to edge. Yeah. The edge master himself, Dylan Chivry, ladies and gentlemen. Am I allowed to talk about the bracket? Yeah. You're shaking your head like I was going to bring up something I wasn't supposed to. Because you normally do. Well, because usually when someone in this office says, am I allowed to talk about something,

they're normally not supposed to do it. And so it's annoying that then we have to confront that. Like, no, you're not supposed to talk about this yet. You know what I mean? It's more work for Randy on the back end. It's Brett doing it. Get off my ass. I'm trying to talk about the bracket.

We'll have like a big brand reach out being like, hey, are you guys interested in anything? And then Brett will tweet like an eyes emoji. Like, oh. I just went through. Dylan's the king of the eyes emoji all right go ahead it's not me dog well you're well we're getting the company going i'll just i'll just come with the facts brett brett's a teaser i just i just straight break the news early anyway i was going through the seating on the bracket well for what uh bit madness sorry for bit madness which will it will be uh starting next week and if you uh don't know what that is basically we just talk about our bits and it's a tournament style and

there's a winner at the end we don't like not not our not our like secret bits we're talking about bits that have developed on the podcast yeah not like our private parts yeah secret bits yeah anyway um a quick observation is that all of dave's bits have like really really low or high when the number is low i guess low seatings is it high or low how do you say that you're doing great i don't know you host the sports podcast i'm just here is a if something's a onesie would you call that higher or low seat y'all don't know the answer that's why y'all are quiet yeah i'm not a big not a big bracket sports as a as a father of a two-year-old like i like to let him figure it out so i want you to figure it out so the observation i made is that dave's bits are all uh height seated with

low numbers i'll say that uh there's also um one of the the things on there that's dave being everyone's favorite which is a three seed that's not my bit so it's just interesting that the people still love dave so much it's too bad that three seeds gonna get upset will and i are just like supporting cast on this show. I think I know what's going to happen here. I think Dave's going to have some early round washouts, the Dave bits. There was a few years ago where I remember looking at the bracket the first time and being like, cool, one of my bits made it.

Yeah. It's just a Dave show. Are you suggesting there's some collusion? No, I'm not. I'm saying that the evidence is there, that you are everyone's favorite. Daveave got credit for for a gardener snake dave when i was the first person to ever do a gardener snake voice and it killed me inside a little bit because i was basing that off of one of my buddies but he and then dave dave started doing it better and got the got total credit and

i was like fuck he misidentified uh it's hard it is garter snake as a gardener snake because he thought that's what it was called. And we were like, it's not called a gardener snake because they don't actually garden. I'd like to see the tape pulled on this. No, I think that was me. Randy. I think that was me who did it. You accidentally said that? I think I did the voice because I based it off of someone that I know, which I've always gotten amusement out of.

And then it turned into the whole thing. Does Randy know the origin? I don't know. I hate when I do that. You don't do anything, Dave. You don't do anything randy know the origin i don't know i hate when i do that oh you don't do anything dave you don't do anything negative no i definitely don't anyway that that's all i had to say about the bracket i'm sure it'll be a lot of fun i think dave knows the difference between gardner and garter because he grew up in texas versus like your boy doesn't even know how to mow a lawn me i'm your boy me you could start a mower if you had to yeah i can rip i can rip that cord dog an electric mower they're they're famously easier to

start you can do a gassy i don't think i'll ever start a gas mower again wow i'm watching my i'm watching my emissions brinnies dave is watching his emissions it's the remix to ignition dave we don't we don't talk about that we there's a there was a question on uh yesterday's episode of exactly five minutes on patreon patreon.com slash back podcast and uh one of those questions was like you're in high school you pull up to applebee's everyone's out in the parking lot and you're blasting a song and like the only song that i could even come up with that i would be lasting at that moment was an r kelly remix to ignition john yeah he's problematic now do you think we'll ever be able to listen to that song again i don't think we will. We will. You think? I'm not going to walk out of a club if it comes on.

I know, but you're going to look around. Yeah, I'm going to be judging. You're going to look around. Taking notes. Because there's going to be the people that look around, and you're like, okay, they're cool. They looked around first, and then there's going to be the people that just go crazy

without even hesitating, and you're like, okay, you might be problematic, my friend. It's still just an absolute bop. It's a shame, man. We could do this for a number of artists people people don't really seem to care about the michael jackson stuff he still gets a lot of play yeah never convicted people don't really care about the chris brown stuff anymore either except for me i don't think it helped i don't think it helped that rihanna forgave him you're leading the charge well i don't think it helped that rihanna forgave him it didn't really it didn't really give a lot of uh his haters a lot of ground to stand on i hate that

guy i agree he can do a dope little flip run it run it more like run on out of here chris yeah you're right he hit the bricks pal if you guys want to fill out your bit madness brackets we got a uh link to that in the description of this episode other links you'll find in the description of this episode our youtube youtube.com find in the description of this episode are YouTube, youtube.com slash circling back our shop, wash media.shop and Patreon, patreon.com slash circling back podcast. Go make it happen. Also, if you are going to show up to South by South wash on Friday, make sure you're following wash media on Instagram at wash media. That's how you get a free drink. Yes, there will be some free drinks floating around. Go make it happen. Let's hear from our friends over at Nutrafol.

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which is not an easy feat. It's not an easy feat getting me out of the house on a Tuesday night. You know your boy wanted to stay home and watch some Love Island, It's not an easy feat getting me out of the house on a Tuesday night. You know your boy wanted to stay home and watch some Love Island, but we had to go to the Bob Weir and Wolf Brothers show out at ACL Moody Theater to give Dylan his first ever Grateful Dead adjacent experience. I was walking Stella, and the text came through.

I was like, oh, shit, I'm about to see Bob tonight. Bob Weir that is, Dave. Obviously. Dylan obviously knows who that is. You thought it was Bob Wills? Look, I don't know a lot about this genre of music i know who bob weir is what was your fit uh i went jeans okay gray jeans that is whoa this dope he thought they were gray yeah i did this dope white short sleeve button down but it had like double double chest pockets it's gas i think will liked it and and the very hat i'm wearing on my head right now i was a little too lost and just like

people watching and looking at like other people's like tie-dyed shirts i was lost in the vibes do you guys do some acid dabs i thought about doing i have a tie-dye shirt that parks and i made during covid um i didn't want to be a poser so i didn't wear it what were your expectations going into this show dylan um my expectations were i knew it was gonna be an older crowd because like you know deadheads yeah the deadheads come out for this obviously we stood we stood next to like a bunch of college-aged kids for about 10 minutes at one point and i was like what are you guys doing here oh there were some high school kids next there has to be way more fun things for you to be doing than being here with us one of them was obby wasn't there one of them was trying

to get faded as fast as humanly possible he was just hammering ranch waters and ripping his either jewel or a vape pen of some sort like a i don't know he was getting faded dude kids these days anyway um it was pretty much exactly as i imagine it to be just just bob up there jamming just shredding any kind of laser show yeah they had some some dope lights dude they really turned up the lights in that second uh sat down i mean dylan what'd you think about that second sat dude i mean i was i felt like we were pretty fortunate to get china cat sunflower and i know you rider but once he hit us with that Terrapin Station suite, he did tequila, like, we were just absolutely feasting.

You went to church last night, my man. When he matched that Terrapin Station button, I was like, what the fuck? I was wondering if he was gonna play that, because I know his set list, like, isn't always the same. No, it changes. It changes, like, pretty much every night. Like, tonight... Sometimes he just changes it on the fly.

Tonight, they're running back another concert, two more sets, probably a whole different lineup, dude. I i don't know it's gonna be a whole ass mood for sure but yeah i mean the the smell of that that sticky that good good was just wafted there's some people doing some traditional burning like some marijuana cigarettes people people to our left had a little one hitter oh fuck yeah um yeah you could you could smell some of that good good in there is that chronic you didn't really answer my question. Did you do LSD? I didn't do LSD, no.

I'm terrified of LSD. I don't really know much about it. So, yeah, I just stuck to – we had a couple of frosty boys. And I may have taken an early bird before I went because I'm kind of crazy. Fuck, dude. I like to microdose my THC before I listen to Bob. Everyone knows that about me. That's just my thing.

As it's the only way you can enjoy your Bob. It's my only way I listen to that kind of music. Dude, Dylan enjoyed it so much that he just bought a ticket on Ticketmaster and he's going back tonight. Yeah. You're going to run it back? Dude, you can't wait. Circling the block, huh?

Yeah. Yeah, it was a fun experience, man. I never would have gone on something like that had Will not invited me. It was cool. It was cool. I never would have gone on something like that had Will not invited me. It was cool. It was cool. I got to see a legend play. How old do you think Bob Weir is? If I had to guess, I would say he is 73 years old.

Close. 75. Okay. Have you seen his workouts, Dave? I don't know what you would call it, but he's very big into those mace workouts where you're swinging it around all the time. He's an on it disciple. Maybe.

But he's also old. So he's not exactly doing like big stuff. I feel like his shoulders are probably an important part of his game. Yeah. Yeah. Can you imagine being 75 and being like, I'm going to go on stage like almost every night still and perform. That dude's got, he's energetic still. How old's Mick Jagger? I know he doesn't perform with Bob Weir. Around the same age, I would still. Yeah. Performed. That dude's got, he's energetic still. How old's Mick Jagger?

I know he doesn't perform with Bob Weir. Around the same age, I would imagine. 79. Oh, wow. Keith Richards, also 79.

Steven Tyler, 74. Elton John, 75. What's up, BJ? If you're listening, this is my dog right there. Underrated. You think he's ever listened to a podcast?

Yeah. Bob Weir? I can see him having any of those guys i can see like one of his kids like subscribing him to like huberman labs or something like that is he is he that kind of guy i'm kind of no i'm really into him no i don't know he's i think he's just into alternative stuff so doing that kind of mace workout's a little different than just hitting a treadmill or something i've done one steel mace workout and it was it made me sore in places i didn't know i could be sore damn did it steal your mace that's a grateful dad reference that you're not gonna

understand so i'm just gonna go ahead of this right now sorry i can't steal my mace when i'm with you that's the weekend mace had a good run in the early 2000s he did some some joints with p diddy of course i enjoyed welcome Back when he made his little comeback. Yeah, I remember because he famously left New York and went to Atlanta. Everybody knows that. Became a preacher. Everybody knows that. Famously.

Yeah. You got out the game. Did he legally change his name to Mace with a money sign in it? Hopefully. Hard to say. I might change my name to Will DeFreeze with the S at the end of the money sign. I wouldn't do that yeah it was a fun experience man it was cool it was chill it was vibey dave you think you got

contact high from all the dudes just burning i mean i was on that i was on that early bird gas what was the dude to chick ratio oh yeah that was my favorite part that was my favorite part this is it was probably seven to one okay is that accurate yeah i think it was there was uh what what will called a mosh pit behind us which was like the most uh i didn't call it a mosh pit i told i just told you hey get in the pit oh yeah the pit it was like it was people just – it was a group of probably, I don't know, eight to ten people, and they were just like dancing in circles and just vibing out. It was tight. Like that was like a jam band version of a mosh, and it was fun.

It was just funny. It was funny. Well, I'm glad you joined me, Dylan. Dave's coming tonight. It's going to be so great. Thanks for inviting me. It looked lit. Are you actually going tonight? No. Dave's trying tonight. It's going to be so great. Thanks for inviting me. It looked lit. Are you actually going tonight?

No. Dave's trying to avoid it. Well, I got confused on our rundown because I had Grateful Dylan slash Dornan Co., but then we also had Cocaine Big Cat, and I thought that was also Dylan last night, too. Oh, come on. Did you do cocaine? I didn't do cocaine. Most people aren't doing cocaine at those concerts.

I took an early bird, and I drank two Yinglings. All right? Yeah, I'm't do cocaine. Most people aren't doing cocaine at those concerts. I took an early bird and I drank two yinglings. All right. Yeah, I'm kind of loco. I'm kind of crazy. Dude, you're a savage, dude. Cannonball. It's frat. Dude, I can't believe you're here today.

Randy just pointed out that that's frat. Randy, you can't laugh. You would have been, you would have called in. Yeah. Randy being here this morning being like, yeah, I can't talk. Yeah. What's going on out there? I went to a concert in town last night.

I need the next 48 hours off. What's going on out there? I had two beers and an early bird. What the hell's going on out there? Wait, did you even sing? You didn't even smoke anything to make your voice sound like this? You didn't sing the lyric? No.

I just sound like this after I drink. I don't mean to expose our interns, but Callie had Randy voice yesterday. Yeah, that that's because callie she's living a great life these days because she's shrat dude she did vegas new orleans and back-to-back weekends no one's catching is it catching up now if i don't know that would put me into a tailspin yeah there's no way there's no way i could do it that i would need three months to feel good about myself again you're just it's like you're just tempting a moral hangover. It's like, oh, New Orleans?

You know what? No, no, no. Let's turn up a little bit more. Let's go to Vegas. Vegas, baby. Vegas, baby. And I would just like to clear up. I'm not taking that Tuesday off.

I'm just hoping that my performance for a game show will not be affected by my lack of voice I know I'm going to have. Keep it something to tank, dude. You're turning 30 on April 5th. Turning 30 on April 5th. 29, 29. I feel bad for you and how much hangovers affect you, man.

I don't, dude. That's something we all have to go through, except for you famously. He gets it so bad. Yeah, Dylan. He gets it real bad. Yeah, it's because he's over the age of 26 at this point. He's almost 30. I know.

I started getting him really bad at like 22. Are you going to go hard Friday? Yeah. Are you going to send it? Yeah, I'm fucking fratting again. He's fratting, dude. Randy's trying to get frat Randy out of the Bit Madness bracket. It's too late.

This is a play-in game for Randy. Randy's trying to get the play-in game dubbed so he can get in there. Since we're talking about Bit Madness, I have some announcements. Brackets will close Sunday at 11.59, so get them in before that. Central time?

I don't know. Central Standard Time? Eastern Time? Western Time? We're not in Daylight Time yet. Northern Time? i'm assuming central we'll go that and if you're having trouble accessing a link getting air messages because you're logged into more than one google account just use a different browser or something email randy at washedmedia.com if you're having help yes i'll help you out slack randy uh can someone

explain to me why big cats are doing cocaine again. Because all the cool cats are doing it. The Cincinnati Zoo is in the news again. Hand me the bag. Not because they killed a gorilla that didn't deserve to die. Harambe. Make Harambe alive again. Are they trying to make up for that?

Do they think this is going to... I don't know. But they took in a... Are they cat washing? They took in an cat washing they took in an african serval which i mean big cat is a relative term right it's bigger than a house cat but it's not exactly a uh tiger it's still fuck your dope it's a small i don't know i don't think scratch you up real soon you probably get a couple scratches in us and bites but i'm not worried

about this thing yeah if it's but it coked out serval that's true did we do a jazz cat thing at one point like we were doing we did some cool cats yeah this was early days he's a real cool cat early days it was early days it was early days yeah anyway um so yeah this african serval which was first uh misidentified as a leopard, was found in Oakley, which I guess is in Ohio. I'm not sure. Oh, it's fucking frat. Oakley's, dude, those are NF. Dude, M-frames though?

When Bubba switched to Oakley, it was over. M-frames are frat? Are those the blades? They're bit frat. If you wear them to a low hoop tour's like applebees if you wear them to a low hoop tourney at like the fiji house like you you're somebody yeah you know what i mean i get it you want to look like a late 90s slugger yeah like a guy who's gonna go out there to strike out a lot but he's also gonna hit some home runs you're a junior who's like peaking at that point like you

don't really have much to worry about in terms of like your class load and you're through all the miserable stuff of being in the fraternity but like you just got you just got your life ahead of you tanner's got those m frames maybe they're from his dad or something those are so dude tanner's been on a heater lately like dude he hooked up with but like hayley and like like dude that very next night dude he was fucking i saw him with uh uh jessica he's got he's got a robert parish jersey on old c Celtics jersey. Robert Parrish jersey. No one's doing throwback Robert Parrish jerseys.

Someone is doing a Robert Parrish jersey. Yeah. I mean, yeah. It's like direct disciple. Sean Kemp is what you're looking for. Yeah. Those old Sonic jerseys are sick. Those were sick.

Dude, Sean Kemp was just throwing it down. He was yammy. That's been my go-to NBA jam team. When we would do low rim in my driveway, we could adjust it. Sean Kemp is who I thought I was. You're a Bulls boy.

No, until, I'll tell you what happened. I was a Sean Kemp guy in NBA Jam until I started playing with you guys and all y'all do is shoot three-pointers

in NBA Jam. Yeah, analytics. It pissed me off. It's the modern game. It's NBA Jam. It's a game for dunking. It's called Muddy Ball, dog. You guys would just camp out in the corner and throw them up. It was so annoying.

Kick it out. Dylan's out here shooting mid-ranges. Yeah. No, I was trying to jam on y'all. And I did with Sean Kemp. Dylan's like, oh, pull up at the elbow. I was like, I gotta switch to a three-point shooter in NBA Jam. It was so stupid. Anyway, it's beside the track. Dylan, explain what happened with this cat, though.

So this cat escaped and then they found it with coke? Yeah, they brought him in for testing. And he tested positive for cocaine. How do you... Okay, I don't understand why they would be testing animals for cocaine in the first place. I think it was probably... Because he had a unique business opportunity. He kept trying to pitch to the responding officers. He was just like,

I just want to talk to y'all real quick. Probably wired. He was acting like not himself like i just thought of this way to leverage ai tools there's so much money out there that we can get i don't know anyway it's kind of hard because i don't have thumbs i don't think talking about vader chai i don't think this african serval was saying any of that as it is a cat it's a cool cat how'd they catch it do they have a serval shepherd i i that is fucking Sybil Shepard joke? Yeah, it is, baby. Yeah, it is.

Not a lot of people doing those. No. Yeah. All Gen Zers are lost right now. Yeah, they're like, they're fucking. God. Anyway, they found this thing, and they tested positive for cocaine, so they brought it to the Cincinnati Zoo,

and hopefully no one's going to shoot it there, because a child fell into its pen or something. I hope that does not happen. Yeah. Although, it is kind of a minor miracle that this thing wasn't killed on sight. You got a coked out cat? You never know. Unpredictable drug, dude.

It's illegal to own an african serval in the state of ohio however it is not illegal in neighboring states of kentucky and indiana good that's i like that freedom okay will you follow me yeah i don't know why that's relevant because this is in ohio okay where it's illegal to own them but can zoos own them yeah they know what the fuck they want why are zoos you think you can get you can own an african elephant in texas yeah maybe because you can't i probably could in texas i don't think so we're gonna keep it on my ranch on brett's if i decided to get a ranch and get an elephant i think i'm legally allowed to do that in

texas i know a little place with some acreage out in West Texas. You could own several African animals. I don't see why an elephant would be different. What'd you say? A little place around Old Big Spring Way. Yeah, let's put a fucking fence up and get an elephant. You shouldn't own an elephant. Dylan's learned himself something right now. I'm trying to find.

Where in the U.S. can you own an elephant? In Nevadaada you can apparently obviously can you own a serval in texas uh you can get a license to own one how about that yeah but with all the red tape too much bureaucracy bureaucracy amber right dude i've been saying that dog uh what's the size here you can own a lemur in texas you can also own a sloth who accompanied barra what's that an asian leopard cat you can own a kangaroo in texas oh we don't we have a connect a connection to a kangaroo no i emailed that guy it's like brett's first day here no i emailed that dude about getting a kangaroo this is one

of the last episodes of Touching Base, and the dude never responded to me, but he also probably responded to my Grand X email, which I don't have anymore. We need a root plug so bad. Yeah. Can someone bring one to the South by party? Oh, my God.

If you're out there, you have a kangaroo, please bring it to the South by party. Or a camel. Remember what happened at Day Rage? Yeah, don't bring a camel. Yeah, they might not let you in. They're not going to let you in. It's just the novelty wears off as it's a camel.

Okay, Dylan. Camels are cool. Stand mute, cancel. They are cool, but not as cool as that. Day Rage, Beer Olympics, and the day you got laid off. That's really good. Oh, my God. You don't have to do that.

Those are all awesome. You got to stand the day you got laid off. Yeah, that was like low-key one of the best things to ever happen. It kind of seemed like a suck at the time, but we ended up making them. They gave us lemons, and we made lemonade. My career took off after that. I mean, severance, you didn't get no severance. I got that savvy.

What a slap in the face. You kept your job. I would have much rather just been with you guys. I was so bored. Yeah, dude, we were like very – we were secretly like, Will's kind of a sellout. I think J-Bone was like a mole trying to get me to quit because I think they told him like, hey, J-Bone,

now that we kind of cleared house, is there any way you can put on disc golf tournaments on the television every day in the office so you can get Will to quit without severance? Is that true? Is that really what he did? Yes. Every day. Every day in the office, he would just watch disc golf. And I was like, dude, come on. That's a weird dude, man, but I love him. Me too.

Me too. I'm going to mute Day Rage because I got to leave early. I had to go to a wedding that day. I think Day Rage looked fun. Half of it. Then I'm canceling Beer Olympicslympics because beer olympics well you weren't in it to me is the worst content ever produced in the history of media well that's that's pretty biting so terrible no offense to anyone that made it

okay that's like being like yeah the uh the washed meat the washed cribs video the first one absolutely sucked no offense timo and adam though no my name is john duda and i smoke cigarettes both uh cribs videos were good do you think their gas do you think randy or stella will ever or ruger will ever do cocaine ruger could use some cocaine honestly i think ruger could use some like early birds dude we got him some some doggy prozac good yeah good you hit one of those no i haven't hit one uh they they belong to ruger he needs them more than i do i think i've been anti-zack lately zach boris was an asshole you're an anti-zacker right it's good call mr belding anti-zax dude we got bar hey hey what is going on here okay now do your rod building

sorry guys i had to bail on the trip i'm dating a flight attendant that really happened that's why he didn't go on the trip that's why he didn't go on the whitewater rafting trip. Did you make any references to that when you were on your whitewater rafting trip in Montana? I don't know if it would have... Maybe KJ. It would have been great for you to dress up like him. Just do some tight jeans,

a blousey button-down shirt tucked into it, and then you just had a long wig. He was just leaning on the desk like a cool cat. How long did it take the writers to to figure out that he needed to be named rod they probably had so much fun with that you don't meet rods these days dude there's i don't know a rod is there any doubt was a rod is there any doubt that that he would have uh he would have had an affair with a student on the trip 100 100 he's like he's accidentally like tripping over kelly's tent and be like oh let me help set that up for you

creep fucking rod piece of shit look at his hair dude he had the he had the best hair bayside that's probably why zach was thinking he was mega sus. Dude hit him with the fucking rancher boots on day one. Instead, Mr. Belding went on the trip. His brother. Major downgrade. Why does any teacher have to go on the trip? Hey, hey, hey. What is going on here?

It's a school-sanctioned trip. They can't just let the kids run free. It was their senior trip. I just did a hey, hey, hey, and no one acknowledged it. His was better. No offense. senior trip i didn't have i just did a hey hey hey and no one acknowledged it his was better no offense no offense carries a lot of weight in this episode he's your favorite no he's no he's not i don't have a favorite he's your favorite i hate everyone equally just kidding that's like a lame ass bumper sticker people have i'm not austin's a big bumper sticker town.

It is. People really love to voice their opinion on their vehicle. It is. Dylan has a coexist sticker. What if I did? I support it. That's what I'm saying. I'm glad you do.

Good, man. I think it's important to coexist. I think we all should get along and coexist and respect each other's beliefs. Wow. Dude goes to one dead adjacent concert goes to one bob weir show and starts to put the coexist sticker on the back of his should i should i gotten a shirt while i was there just been a student i don't know low-key like i need to check out the merch merch. All his merch said Bobby Weir. He goes by Bobby a lot, huh?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'll call him Bob, though, because we go way back. Did he bring out his brother Mike? Or is he wearing his green jacket? Of course. Honestly, that would have been fucking sick.

The left-handed Canadian Masters winner. He fuels my theory that Augusta sets up well for lefties like your boy. I think I would have a nice little shot there. Yeah, you could compete out there for sure. I think a lot of courses set up well for lefties. Who would you rather have come out, Mike Weir or Johnny Weir? Johnny Weir's fucking old. Does Mike Weir have his green jacket?

He does. I think I got to go Mike Weir. Really? Yeah. I've never seen a green jacket in person, but you know Johnny Weir's fit's going to be absolute flames. I was going to say, Mike can wear a green jacket. He's still not going to outdress Johnny.

But Johnny might blind us with all the lights going off of his jacket that he wears because we're just going to be like, fuck. Johnny's going to pull up in something preposterous. He'd get a bedazzled green jacket and just flex all over Mike. Yeah. Oh, man. Wow. I can't believe Dave's going to look.

I can't believe that cad did cocaine. Do we know how it obtained it? I think. He texted his dealer after the bars, left him some voicemails because he wasn't answering. He was up in Uptown. He was like's like bro he went to a frat party make sure you test your drugs to all the cats up there who are going to do cocaine test it there's a lot of bad stuff don't do fentanyl yeah if you're uh if you're a big cat out there and you're actively looking to do cocaine or a bear please be careful please test it please make sure that you're doing everything

you can to be safe has anyone seen that cocaine bear is it out is it like officially out i think it's in theaters yeah it is i just the the one thing that children have completely ruined is uh going to movies i i can't justify getting a babysitter to go sit there while I go sit at a movie. Yeah. I hear you. I would love to go see Cocaine Bear in theaters. Just take him.

Honestly, I think we need to go see more movies while we're on the clock here. We are really close to a really good movie theater. We're right down the street from one. We could go mash that 2 p.m. matinee button every once in a while if we wanted to damn i don't hate it hit uh shake shack right there it's a good spot if i want to get kind of full off of a chicken sandwich i'll definitely go to shake shack underrated chicken sandwich it's good but it's it needs to it needs more chicken yeah that's facts i always leave a little

bit hungry. I don't like that place. I'll say it. I think the chicken sandwich there is one of the best fast food chicken sandwiches that exists. Parking there is a beating. It's in the conversation with your spicy chicken from Wendy's. It's in the conversation with your Popeye's sandwich. You know what sucks about that sandwich, the Wendy's?

I have a Wendy's right by my house. It's the worst fast food restaurant I've ever tried to get food from. Poorly run. The people are just laughing at you. You're like, what did you do to this sandwich that I'm going to eat? I don't care. Just tell me. It's just bad. It's a bad Wendy's.

Wendy's on slaughter. You stink, baby. Do they know that your name's Dave? Yeah, and it's like they do a bit. No, it's like a bit. They hate Dave. They're not a big Dave guy? Why do they know that your name's dave yeah and it's like they might treat you better they do a bit no it's like a bit they hate dave they're not a big dave guy why do they hate dave he's just they just like fuck that old guy sheesh yeah is he still alive no there's no way right he gone he was old in the 80s is wendy still alive but you'd like to know still alive but you'd like to know

wendy's dave died january 8 2002 okay in fort lauderdale what about wendy he died doing what he loved wendy thomas making hamburgers his last name thomas yeah he was related to rob he's rob's dad okay rob thomas famously had a coke problem, much like this cat. Did he? He did. That's too bad, man. That's why he was up at 3 a.m. He wasn't just lonely. He was on a lot of blow.

Oh. Who, Dave Thomas? Maybe Dave, too. Wendy had a big cocaine problem, too. Was Wendy an actual person? Yeah. I think she passed when she was young or something though really maybe wendy's is named after a real person wendy thomas the daughter

of founder dave thomas she even served as the inspiration the chain's iconic logo that's a beautiful story i don't think she passed at an early age judging by that photo i don't want to click i don't want to click anything because I don't really want to find out. The thing about Wendy's is the patty is square. Big news for the squad. Wendy's alive. Wendy's alive. Breaking news. Shout out to Melinda Lou, Wendy, Thomas Morse.

A couple too many names. Shout out to you for being alive. That's a lot of names. Man, that's big. Do you think she's rich? Shout out Wendy, man. Let's do that. I bet she is worth $8.5 million.

I think I'm good enough at SEO to get us... She's worth $100 million. That's what I said. I think I'm good enough at SEO at this point to create a website that says that we're all

like six foot five and we have a net worth of like $750 million. Would that interest any of you? Just to like get chicks or what? Well, just so if someone Googles like Dylan Chivory height, it says that you're like six foot five and we have a net worth of like 750 million dollars would that interest any of you just to like get chicks or what well just so if someone googles like dylan shivery height it says that you're like six foot six or something i think i could do it please do i would love that for myself what do you how tall do you want to be dave what do you want your net worth to be um i want to put five seven so when people meet me they're like oh he's a lot taller in person

but everyone's gonna think you're 5'5", because the internet adds two inches. I know. It's going to be a total mind freak, that is. I don't want to flex too hard with the net worth, so give me like 85 mil. Okay. I'd rather flex too hard with the net worth

than the height. I'm going to put myself at 6'3", so that people think I'm 6'1". Give me 6'5", 85 mil. Okay. I'm going to give myself 6'3", and I'm going to say that I'm going to put myself at 6'3", so that people think I'm 6'1". Give me 6'5", 85 mil. Okay. I'm going to give myself 6'3", and I'm going to say that I'm worth 225 mil. That's a good number. Yeah.

You do a lot with that. Invest. Buy things. When does fuck you money kick in? Let me Google that. When does fuck you money kick in? Because I think in order to have fuck you money kick in let me google that when does 50 million money kick in because i think i think in order to have you money you have to be able to take care of like the next three generations that 50 won't do that yeah no that 58 ain't doing that you're trying to get generational

wealth david i've got an opportunity for you i feel like it would do that fitty if you uh used it wisely maybe yeah and like and yeah i'm not gonna yeah go hang out with cats and do blow it depends like how you spend that 50 like if you're investing it dave if you're if you're reinvesting your money it's a little better than you know spending it on about hookers and blow like you always talk about spending it on no i talk no hookers blow in timeshares. Oh, yeah. HBT. Okay, make that T-shirt, Ricky. That's what it's all about.

It's probably a little more than that. Yeah. A family's in there somewhere. No, but 50 mil, I mean, like, you know, if you invest in, like, some property out westway. Where particularly are you talking about? Oh, down around. in like some property out west way where where particularly oh uh down round uh right around picos way down around picos way picos fucking brett but land in west texas just sitting there i don't want to read that what i'm just oh you're looking up elephants yeah i'm trying to think what did you think i was looking at i thought you looked up like the car like how much it costs like to like have a child through

the age of 18 and i was like yeah i know it's fucking this sucks oh no how much do you think it would cost to uh buy a baby elephant with your 50 million dollars a baby elephant uh probably goes for uh 40 grand 100 grand 100 grand and an adult goes for 80 grand. 100 grand. 100 grand. And an adult goes for 80. I would assume because they're less desirable to have around. What do you do with one when you have it? You feed them a lot.

And you just ride it? Yeah. You high-five their nose and stuff, their snout. Can they pick you up with their snout and put you on their back and shit? No, I don't know. I've always wanted to interact with an elephant. With your track record of um wild animals i guess those horses on your ranch weren't wild but with your with your track record of large animals potentially stomping you out you should probably steer clear of owning an elephant yeah i don't want to get stomped by an elephant man you're hella stompable don't attack you in the wild man here comes the dorn stomper yeah the some

of my favorite some of my favorite videos you acknowledge that that's good dorn yeah that's good uh just the people on like the safari truck and like they get too close and next thing you know the guy's like putting it in reverse and that thing's just chomping at him you know you're supposed to run in diagonals dave you're supposed to zigzag i dig when other people zig and then you have galaxy brain then you zig again and then you zag again because elephants famously are not very agile they can't turn sharply is that is that more elephants or alligators it's both because i feel like an l and that works easily on an alligator alligators have tiny short i can tell you firsthand what it doesn't work with and that's horses yeah i tried that. Remarkable

creatures. I tried to zig and zag, and they were like, I'm a horse. That's not going to work with me. Don't do that the exact same time. Randy, you got that? Damn it. That was funny.

Have you been out there since? Yeah. I just don out there since? Yeah. I just don't go by the horses. Yeah. Because they try to stomp my brains out. They try to wear my brains on their hooves. Smart man. See, I always say, whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.

That's why we pay him the big bucks. You ain't seen my Texas yet. Two different songs, two different artists. Best in the business right there. Toby Keith. Man, some people, people are talking. They're like, dude, Will's going to two, he's going to two Bob Weir shows

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Would either of you guys date a podcast, bro? You know what? Yeah, I would. I would too. Yeah. I would too. So an article came out by the New York Times. It seems a little targeted.

It's called Would You Date a Podcast, Bro? And I have to admit, there's a passage in here that doesn't make me feel good. Do you mind if I read that passage? Ooh, I think I just found it. Yes, go ahead. Do you mind if I read that passage? Ooh, I think I just found it. Yes, go ahead.

Chazanne Roberson, a student at California State University, Northridge, was approaching one year of on-again, off-again dating with a co-worker. When she came to the realization, she would eventually announce to her followers on Twitter, my biggest mistake in life so far was dating a man with a podcast. Ms. Roberson, 24, began seeing him in December 2021. He was 35 at the time. Don't look at me.

He sure was too. They're talking about me. And had dreams of being a social media influencer, she recalled. They both worked at Amazon Warehouse near her home in Lancaster, California. The situation ship. Dave, can you write some headlines for situation ships being like the new thing, please? Elite Daily has to. Summer's saying it's the new bread crumbing she said it was very embarrassing but she continued to date him until january this year quote i knew he had a podcast but i'd never listened to it i was like okay i like this man

i'm already ignoring his social media presence i'm just gonna forget that he has a podcast what's her problem she went on it i wouldn't date i wouldn't date this young lady how about that how about that you're out of here missy one day he sent her a link to his show hey babe listen to my support my creative hey this episode is absolute gas you kind of listen she's like hey yeah babe will you support my creative you know tendencies that'd be really nice of you as my partner reasonable yeah no instead uh after he sent the link uh turned her off completely she got the ick yeah because he dropped some he dropped some hell of knowledge on it says for mrs for miss robinson it wasn't the content of the man's podcast

but that he had one at all oh it wasn't he was he was like it was too bit heavy it wasn't that said like many other women she associates this form with a certain kind of man, one who is endlessly fascinated by his own opinions, loves the sound of his own voice, and isn't the least bit shy about offering unsolicited opinions on masculinity, sexuality, and women. Seems like they're talking about a very specific type of podcast. She found that she favored the co-host. This guy with backwards cap, mustache.

She's like, this guy with backwards cap mustache she's like this guy's really funny and it makes my boyfriend not look that cool he's just a contributor though he's not he just contributes he just contributes when he can this is rude this is come on this feels unjust people this feels unjust i We're people too. This feels unjust. I got to control F this because they're just talking about the Rogan tree of podcasts. Correct. Yeah. They are taking one genre of podcast and they are making some sweeping generalizations about other nice, I don't know, gentle? Are we gentlemen?

How many podcasts are in existence? We're rowdy gentlemen. Gentle Ben. A lot. Dude, we're gentlemen, but we like to get rowdy gentlemen gentle ben a lot dude we're gentlemen we want to get rowdy once in a while i i read this as like this guy is probably like he has a job like a real job yeah he works at an amazon warehouse and he's trying to like i don't know okay he's trying to get a side hustle that can make his life a little more fulfilling rather than working at an amazon

warehouse shit on this dude for getting a second stream of income yeah he's he's on like he's on the grind he's on the grind. He's hustling. Like, heaven forbid this guy tries to go out and create something that other people want to enjoy. Yeah. What are you doing? What, Randy? That's so funny, motherfucker. The way that the article is like, it seems like this guy's more like an Andrew Tate guy, so I don't know. You should probably listen to his podcast first. But she said it's not the content, it's the fact that he just has a podcast

that turns her off. Randy, we're not going to listen to the guy's podcast. Wait, Randy, there's a good point. Was she dating Andrew Tate? I might listen to the podcast. On TikTok, hashtags like hashtag men with podcast gather videos of mostly women using a beard filter to satirize the sorts of things male podcast hosts say such

as why as a man are you born in the month of February and quote that's the problem with women who read I don't understand we're always Dave's always saying that's the problem with women who read yeah what does that mean you you tell us you say it others have called on

them to put down the mics and quote get a job well i got some unfortunate news for those people if it is the job that is my job yeah that's our girl what's going on out there with the once booming podcast industry currently on the back foot and host reputations for self-important mansplaining having long since caught up with them is the podcast bro officially a persona non grata in today's dating landscape? I'll never find out because I'm happily married. Lady. Look, you know what?

I can understand. I would not want to be single and having to tell people, hey, I podcast. It's hard enough. Even with a family, like, this is what I do. And then you have to tell them, hey, I podcast. It's hard enough. Even with a family, like, this is what I do. And then you have to tell them how you make money. This is straight.

So rude. This is defamation. I don't understand why there needs to be a slander piece on the New York Times about us. What do we do? We're just trying to- New York Times knows that old school media is out. We're just trying to give-

New media is in. Give people a laugh, a little escape from the grind. If I'm a male podcast host working for the New York Times full time, I'm sending an internal slack to this writer and being like, really? Hey, we're doing this? Hey, what the fuck? Yeah, we're doing this?

Doesn't the New York Times have one of the biggest podcast stables? I think the biggest. Top five. I think that, yeah, for sure. For sure. But why do you as a man have a podcast, David? Answer the question. Because I get paid to talk to my friends.

Yeah. It's a good answer. It's a good answer. It's not bad. I have a little bit more freedom. If the guy in this column, if he has a podcast still, if he doesn't, if he didn't like, I don't know, completely join the witness protection program after getting poured out by his ex-girlfriend from the Amazon warehouse.

Like, send us your podcast. We'll listen to it. Here's what I hope happens. I hope his podcast just blows up and he's doing like hell of numbers and he's making all this money and he's like, he circles back to this young lady. He's like, hey, how you like me now? What's up? You know? Yeah, I get it. it you know i hope that happens too i mean i i would love this guy to get maybe don't write us as long as he's not sexist i gotta know about

this month of february thing what david why are you as a man born in the month of february bro oh here oh it took me to tiktok all right i'm off sorry sorry greg abbott oh you just ate into your hour of time dave is that for everybody no i think it's just for teenagers but you can opt out wait what like yeah like great hullabaloo about nothing everybody you can literally opt out of the one-hour limit. Dang, only an hour a day looking at definitely staged content? Wow. Yeah, where am I going to go for all our other choreographed dances? Go the old-fashioned way.

Wait for it to hit Twitter or Instagram like a real old head would. We're pushing 40. You are. I'm right behind you. I'm not. I'm not. I'm squarely in my mid-30s. Damn.

Mid to late. Some people say mid. I think 36 is mid. 37 is mid to late. Can we negotiate that? Can I negotiate that just for like the next 10 months? I'm mid to late right now. Yeah, we know.

No, you're... I'm mid. I'm like to late right now. Yeah, we know. No, you're – I'm mid. I'm like mid 30s. Yeah. Not 40 yet. You have less than a year left until you're 40? October?

Tobes. We're going to do a blowout though. That's facts. Dude, don't say – don't refer to it as a blowout. We're too – Dave and I are too new as fathers to talk about blowouts being parties at this point. Sorry. Different kind of blowout. We're not going to just stand around and shit our pants.

It's going to be a rager during the day. We're going to party so hard we just shit our pants. And the party was epic, dude. We just put on some weird. Left soiled, bro. Put on a little weird and just cracked ourselves. I might shit myself at tonight's show. I want to do LSD.

Do so much drugs that you you poo yourself they've been calling me lsd whenever i go to a bobby or show why little shit to freeze oh yeah i try to do mondo but they call me they're just tiny little guys they've said little stinky drawers yeah that that's gross man what if i walked into the show last night everyone started chanting oh they started crowd surfing me? That'd be sick. That would be a dangerous crowd surf. A lot could go wrong

as you have pooped yourself. You only crowd surf on your belly. Why? Oh, no, don't do that. David, I'm not trying to get groped. Don't crowd surf. Break your neck. And get groped don't crowd surf break your neck and get groped just a bad deal you guys hear about this quarter zip news quarter zips are hot doing is the committee back in session the qz committee how's the world just now catching on the qz dude why is the guardian writing up qz's

i don't hate it more than 60 or 62 percent of quarters or they've been selling 62 percent more quarter zips than crew next since the start of the year they clearly weren't reading a postgraduate comedy blog about seven years ago right we've been in on qz's for like years yeah i think we i think we came up with the term qz actually apparently all the heavy hitters over in uh england are wearing qzs these days i haven't seen any on love island well i don't know if love island's a big qz spot they're in trunks all day just saying why are they so hot all of a sudden dude i don't really know it says 10 of sales last december were quarter zip jumpers like are quarter zips fueling the British economy? It says demand for a ribbed version and a two-tone collar continues to be high.

Ribbed version? What? It means they have an extra zipper. So if you want to unzip it and have your rib removed in case you need to do that thing. I don't think it means that. Yeah, that wouldn't make sense. We were at a car dealership and and sally was looking to get a new car and a gentleman came up who worked at the dealership and he was wearing a really good looking suit

and instead of wearing a dress shirt under the suit he had on a quarter zip underneath his suit jacket what and i was like what's going on right now but he was like the smoothest dude of all time and i was like this is somehow working for you there's not very many places you can pull off a quarter zip underneath a suit jacket but i feel like a car dealership is one of those places you're just like no i gotta be warm under this gets cold in the showroom they do keep those showrooms pretty cold and you gotta you gotta toss on the ac in texas when you're doing test drives man can you imagine how much the overhead is to have a car dealership keeping that place cool showrooms showrooms are large yeah maybe you never thought about that no why dude that's like a big warehouse check out my podcast we talk about like heating showrooms and stuff it's pretty cool it's called dave lab

dude hop over to road back for a qz if you want to get in the get in the game man people apparently like how is england just now discovering that qz is to go hard as fuck i don't know it says when the fourth series of succession drops this month logan roy will no doubt be wearing his gray Loro Piana version. And Fleischman is in trouble. The new TV adaptation of blah, blah, blah. Jesse Eisenberg wears one for a key New Year's party. I wonder if he, at the key New Year's party,

do you think he made the clutch move of ordering a pizza at 3 a.m.? The Honey Badger was demanding it. Can we start giving out our honey badger award yeah we should brett got meme vp last year during meme town or last week in what context did he refer to himself as a honey badger i missed that honey badger doesn't wait for a glass of wine dude honey badger drinks wine before other people can because he's the honey badger he's the richest man in the world or something so he's no i understand that thinks he needs it first okay and entitlement doesn't it make you feel good that the richest man in the world is just uh on twitter just dunking on uh

disabled people he's such a boner i have not looked into that story but he has since apologized he's apologized uh whether or not that apology holds a lot of weight, I don't know. If I'm that guy who was just getting absolutely poured out by Elon, I'm not sure if I'm accepting that apology. I kind of want to start a beef with the richest man in the world, though, get on his radar. That guy sucks. He's going to shadow ban you.

I blocked him. I got tired of seeing his tweets show up. I had no choice. I still go to his timeline once a week to go get the rundown, though. I blocked him. I got tired of seeing his tweets show up. I had to block. I had no choice. I still go to his timeline to get like once a week to go get the rundown though. Hey, I need to know. This is especially weird. Isn't it always QZ season in England?

Like always, right? Like it's always an option. There might be like a month in, like the month of July might be a little too hot for a QZ, but I feel like QZs play more over there than they do anywhere. Yeah, I know. That's, this is, this is strange. If you go to the british up let's say you have a british open tickets okay let's say you have a grounds pass for all four days open championship how many qz's you packing at least two at least two four i might even and then i might even buy one on the on the grounds. Get that fucking Royal drip? Are you kidding me?

Yeah, it's a good logo. I'm glad they got it with the times. Backer20 at Roback.com. Get a QZ. Get in the game. That what? You guys know what it is. We're not going to talk about the check stop?

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Hopefully everyone shows up. It's going to be a lot of fun. That's Friday. What's your floaty fit? I'm not going to tell you. Yeah, because you don't have it yet. Oh, I got to tell you. Yeah, I do.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Hold on. Sorry. Rainey. I'm seeing a brick watch has been issued for Central Texas. Oh, shoot. Yeah, Brett's going.

Turn it around real quick. Deflection. Yeah, that's my – I don't know if we're going to parlay it to a dinner or something afterward. I don't know. I will be available all evening. So I would like to maybe go to, I don't know, Matt's my Friday. I don't know if we're going to parlay into a dinner or something afterward. I don't know. I will be available all evening. So I would like to maybe go to, I don't know, Matt's or something afterward. Who knows?

Friday will be fun. Looking forward to the event. The rest of my weekend is kind of open. This place is right near a bunch of food trucks, right, Randy? Like right by it. Yeah. Okay. So something to keep in mind.

Yeah. People will be eating. They're just trucks made of food? Yeah. My. So something to keep in mind. Uh-huh. Yeah. People be eating. They're just trucks made of food? Yeah. My Saturday's open. Sunday, I got the little guy, P-Man. But I'm also going to try to go to the thing with retail therapy. Shouts.

Yeah. Shouts. Shouts to retail therapy. Might have to see if Bay will watch Parks. Maybe my dad will. Something. I'm going to go. I'm going to go to your thing. Okay. I'm going to go if Bay will watch Parks. Maybe my dad will. I'm going to go. I'm going to go to your thing. Okay.

I'm going to go to your thing. And that's pretty much it. I'm very much looking forward to the weekend. It should be fun. Weekend and fun. Dave? I've got a little something each day. So obviously Friday I'll be on my flirtiest behavior.

Should be fun. Should be fun. Will be fun. I know it will be fun. Looking forward to it. Weather's forecast has changed. They're having a little trouble predicting how much of this cold front is going to blow through. Either way, supposed to get some rain overnight on Thursday. But you guys don't care about that.

What you really care about is what I'm doing Saturday. care about that. What you really care about is what I'm doing Saturday. And, um, listen, I and Rhodes and a few people from the neighborhood are going to a restaurant, a Turkish restaurant, meza me. It is right around here and I have no clue where it is, but they love it. So we're going to go eat Turkish food on Saturday evening, looking forward to it. And sunday sunday i will be at the how's this being built the retail therapy joint john it's yeah it's a john john it's an ambiguous john and what will no doubt be the most uh insecure i've ever been about a fit as i'm going to a south by party that is partially thrown by barrett Dudley. Yeah. Yeah.

We are. We dig. Do you want even more pressure put on you? Oh, God. We've hired a photographer. Oh, no. Are you kidding? No.

No. There's one expense for this party, and it's the photographer. Do we need one for? We have Callie. Okay. Callie's going? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Callie. Callie's going yeah Callie's on

she's on take photos and videos watch okay report those hours nah we're gonna leave her

off the schedule we don't joke about that you joke about it all the time it's a very sensitive spot I have a very similar weekend yeah uh i'm actually dude i'm a wild boy i'm an absolute wild boy i'm going out tonight to the concert tomorrow night i got a dinner with another couple friday night i'm going to south by south washed

my only off day saturday damn it's for the boys which means i'm gonna spend it with fritz doing absolutely nothing that sounds chill yeah i'm not i'm gonna spend it with fritz doing absolutely nothing that sounds chill yeah i'm not i'm not built for going out every single night on a week like during the week that's just not what i do like i don't even know what i'm gonna watch the next couple episodes of love island that's a young man's game yeah dude this is gross i feel gross i'm tired i watch it in here i'm gonna have to i don't i'm not gonna have time to watch it in here. I'm going to have to. I'm not going to have time to watch this. We got movie night tonight. Tonight's episode of Love Island is going to be a movie.

Oh, my God. I honestly want to watch that now. You better buckle up, mister. Yeah, I'm already in my head thinking who's going to take the L's. I've got some ideas. I'll save that for Friday, though. Hey, Tanya. You stink, baby.

Oh, yeah. You're out of here. I only got to watch part of last night's Love Island, and I have to say, you can see Liv starting to pull back those layers of just being annoying and miserable. I mean, Kai cannot escape her. Even though Kai has moved on, Kai is going home eventually. He's going to be like, I'm going home not because my time is up here. I'm just really tired of being pulled for chats by Olivia.

Who's going to be most upset at movie night? Shaq. You think he's going to be more upset at movie night Shaq you think he's gonna be more than Jesse Jesse I think Will and Jesse are gonna have the most problems I think Shaq and Sammy we the most upset sneak I think Sammy will be upset but I don't think she's gonna be totally just at how upset she is I think whereas the other two I think they should be absolutely fuming I think ron is gonna have some splaining to do to other people he's gonna be fine with lana i think all those girls like lana so much that like they're gonna end up just forgiving ron just because they're like i'm not gonna make lana's life harder probably i think ron should ron should get out of here relatively unscathed but i do have worries

told all this last night as we were watching it i was like this show makes me feel bad about myself because these people are all in like their 20s and for the most part they all handle their conflicts like extremely well it's very mature no offense dave no i don't know why i said no offense you would do that too and i think because cameras were on me yeah like if you knew that you had cameras on you at all times i would be laying in bed every morning just being like okay what uh what opportunities today do i have to completely tank my stock and how can i avoid those yeah like if i'm shack like all right do not attack martin i loved it oh you got it i loved it when martin was just like i'm gonna go

create some drama d and he did he called his shot in a preposterous fit oh he hit him with those jingles i mean last night yeah i haven't seen yet oh oh dude in the very beginning of last night's episode martin just goes i'm gonna go start some drama i was at a bob weir show man that's fair so you didn't go home and watch it on your ipad in bed with headphones on the second you got home is that really what you did yeah dude once you go to sleep you got a problem i fell asleep during the episode the reason i did it was because dude i have trouble unwinding after a concert especially one where i didn't like have any like you know i didn't like drink a bunch or something yeah i feel like the hangover never sets in so you're just wired off of energy

let's get out of here bye bye Bye. Bye.