Circling Back - Pool Parties & Popeye's

Episode Date: July 29, 2019

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all right we're back live from the early bird cbd studio in austin texas my name is will to freeze to my right david ruff you open your twitter application right now and you pop open the for you tab it's for me maybe it's not for you but the top thing is all the action from tana mongu and jake paul's vegas wedding yeah did you see there's a fight there who's tana mongu no clue sounds like a disney character or is it mongo not sure like i didn't know he got married yeah they got married, and there was a fight right when they did You Can Kiss the Bride. A dude came up, and it was almost like it was staged or something, and the fight occurred. Yeah. It was the most blatant staging of something I've ever seen.

They were also selling this pay-per-view for $50 a pop. Wait, this guy is so infuriating. He used his wedding as an opportunity to make content go viral? He publicity-stunted his wedding, yeah. Oh, my God. He's trash. You could make the case that a lot of people publicity-stunt their wedding. Even just doing choreographed dances at the reception and shit like that.

What's the song? Oh, the Chris Brown song? Yeah. That's the song. People pay $50 and you have a dude. It was such a fake fight, too. Jake Paul looked at him and it was almost like he didn't know what to do because he didn't think through the publicity stunt far enough.

You know, he's trying to. I think it's him. One of the two Paul brothers is trying to launch a fight career. I think it's Logan Paul. They both suck, and in my eyes, they're the exact same person, and I hate them equally. Well, if you want to check it out, you can catch all the action from Tana Mongo and Jake Paul's Vegas wedding.

I'm going to say Mongo. I push Mongo. Mongo? I mean, it's not important. I don't know who she is. I'm assuming she's a pretty young lady. I don't know. She's probably an idiot considering the fact that she's marrying a Paul brother.

Imagine spending every day of your life next to that dude. You wake up and you're like, oh, I'm with Jake Paul. You're the most obnoxious person in America. I hate you. To be fair, she's definitely not spending the rest of her life with this guy. True. I actually do have a major issue with Twitter Moments, which is on brand for this pod.

They've been ruining sporting events lately. Really? Yes. They will put, as like the top thing, they'll put like a sporting event that I may be recording or something like that. I know I should be watching live, but sometimes I can't. And they've just been ruining stuff. Yeah, that makes sense.

They just put like a bunch of information on the F1 race yesterday up there. And I didn't see it, but I was notified by my friend. Hey, don't look at Twitter moments if you're recording it. Sure enough, I was. It was just unfortunate. Okay, I hate to see that. see that you're kind of burying the lead here so you were you went back and watched an f1 race all right yeah you have to i mean no you don't he's been getting uh tour de france off lately no one's watching that i didn't

watch it yesterday no i was watching the other day dude they had they had to cancel the stage i saw a couple guys get kicked out because they got into a shove match. I didn't see that. That's fucking soft. They're going to kick somebody out for that. For shoving? Come on. I guess we should introduce Dylan. Hey, guys.

Hey, man. What's up? Man, everything. That was a really good clip you posted of Balmer. Did you like that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I thought that was fun. Yeah. My reaction isn't quite like that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I thought that was fun. Yeah. That's my reaction isn't quite like that. But internally, that's how I feel whenever you intro me. I get really excited. Do you know Ballmer's in the in the watch media universe? How so? Like we have we're one connection away from him.

Who's our what's our connection? The dude that I interviewed on Sunday Scaries, Panos Panay. Yeah. For Microsoft. They're like boys. Really? Yeah. So like we were essentially boys with Steve Ballmer. Ballmer is electric.

Yeah. He's a content machine. He's one of my least favorite owners. Why? I just don't like him. He has like a, he's like a more, he's like a more obnoxious Mark Cuban from like 2001. And that's, I don't think that's a good thing.

Isn't, isn't he part of the video, the old Microsoft video where it's like Bill Gates, Balmer, the other guys, you know, they're like dancing up on stage to some launch event or something. Yeah.

They're just dancing. It's fucking tight. Let's do that Chris Brown song. It's the best. It's the best video ever. Well, look, he has a, he has a great passion for the game. He owns a team.

Cool for him. He's got two superstars on his team. I expect big things from the Clippers. That being said, he stinks. Wow. Wow. I enjoy him. It's going to be awkward when he comes to our South by party.

Is he going to invest? Yeah, he's going to be wearing a lanyard, and you're just going to kick him out because you hate him. I won't kick him out. He's kind of a spaz. That's it. He does put off major spaz vibes. Yeah.

Well, he's clearly like a dork who came into a bunch of money, which made him cool, but he's still like a dork at heart i feel like he hasn't i feel like he hasn't come to grips with the fact that he's like so rich and he owns his team and stuff that he's still just always psyched like he's like well that's the thing okay it's not fair i i think that's all real but there was a time where i was like dude this guy's playing it up this guy's a tool belongs on a tool belt um wow and now i'm like the tool man yeah fucking tim taylor over here why is he always grunting tim yes man shit dude stop toxic masculinity yeah it is toxic masculinity

yeah i didn't realize when i married him he just walks around the house grunting all day. Like men don't do that. Yeah, I feel like very few men are grunting. I'm going to start doing that. I'm going to start doing that. Let's start doing the... Now that Bachelor's coming to an end, I think we should, instead of doing Bachelor in Paradise,

we should just switch to Home Improvement reruns. Presented by Binford Tools. You did get some fire sweatshirts off in that show, though. The best. Only the best. Only the best. My biggest regret was that I never sent him one. It's okay.

We'll prevail. We should send him a circling back one. Yeah, we do have that crew neck up there now. Where can they find that? Washedmedia.com slash shop. You can also find swimsuits. How about that?

Those are fire. We did sell a decent amount of swimsuits. It does say this in the description, but people should know. It's going to take

a little bit to get them because it takes a while to print these things because they're handmade. Yeah, they're hand stitched. How many of those one pieces did we sell? Anywhere between 1,000 and 2,000.

I got tired of counting. Wow. I can confirm that the day that we launched the Swip Suits was our biggest day on the Watch Media store in the last month and perhaps in the last two months, but we'll see. It's hard to say. I clicked off of Twitter moments

onto my timeline and a video of a guy doing what they're calling nose espresso on the subway popped up. You ever done nose espresso? He's just inhaling actual espresso? No, no, no. It's like that, only it's cocaine.

Oh. Off of his hand. Ha ha, Mondays, am I right? Man, that dude's in finance, no, no. It's like that, only it's cocaine. Oh. Off of his hand. Ha ha, Mondays, am I right? Man, that dude's in finance, you can tell. Yeah, he... Yeah. That's so aggressive. Yeah.

You know they make chewable, like, coffee things now? Where you can just chew it? So that's kind of like the coca plant. The coca. Like, they chew on it. Oh, they do? Like in South America. And it's apparently, like, you get the same sensation as cocaine, but, like, it's safer.

Obviously, because you're not snorting it with a bunch of, like, added shit or whatever they cut it with. That's just, like, organic cocaine? I think that's right. We should just make tea with it. I believe people do that. Yeah. That's fucking lit. Let people do that. Yeah. That's fucking lit. Let's do this.

Well, dude, we could take, we could take this from being like a fucking small to midsize podcast to being like the biggest podcast in the world. If we just started doing it, we would just turn into Steve Ballmer. Yeah.

Yeah. Pretty illegal. Turns out too. So you got to factor that into our business plan. You want me to have it? What? I just saw a headline. Sorry, I did not intend to.

This is fucking disgusting. Headlines. Drunk man in Upper Peninsula bites snake into pieces after it bit him. No one's doing that. The man identified as Raj Kumar was taken to the hospital. The doctor said

that he was in serious condition. Yeah. I wonder what kind of snake it was. Oh. Reddit was incorrect on this. I take it all of it. Everything I said back, it's not the Upper Peninsula

of Michigan. It's a country. It's a place I can't pronounce. Oh, okay. Okay. Reddit wronged me on this one. I'm sorry. I apologize.

The Upper Peninsula. Something like that happened in the Upper Peninsula would not blow anyone's mind, though. Bite my snake in two pieces. Oh, God. I'm trying to think of the second line to that and I can't.

Yeah, there may not be one. Did that song come on the soundtrack that we were playing during the live? No, no,

no, no, no, no, that was way too heavy. The hardest we went was Blues Traveler. Yeah.

We did get some Sister Hazel off though too. Yeah, we did too. We did. Rest in peace. That's Blind Melon you're thinking of. Same thing. Shannon Hoon. Rest in peace.

So, I don't know if this is an announcement as much as it is an explanation, but there's a two-part Bachelorette finale tonight and tomorrow night. I believe we're just going to record two Patreon episodes. Dude, wait. Dumb question. They're two hours, right? Each?

Yeah, so we've got four hours of content. I'm fine with that. I just, I didn't want to do like a three-hour thing. I don't know. I mean, I can't confirm it tonight. Yeah, you never know with ABC.

They'll pull that shit on you and it's obnoxious. Two hours is already too much. I'm hoping that they'll just do like like one of them will be like an hour and then they'll just do a recap of the season for like the second hour and then we can talk about that so wait where did we leave off i guess we don't need to talk about the rose ceremony yeah but i think we're just going to do tomorrow's regular patreon episode and then i think on on a bonus epi wednesday we're just going to do tomorrow's regular Patreon episode. And then I think on...

A bonus episode. Wednesday, you're going to get a bonus episode because... Series wrap-up. Are we going to ask for voicemailies? I mean, if you want to leave a voicemail, I think you absolutely should. Are they trying to hit the pipeline or are they going to call a separate line? What's the number for the pipeline? 888-618-4422.

Again, that's 888-618-4422. We've never taken calls for The Bachelorette before, but I'm down to. Now, stay within the scope of the Patreon. You know what I'm saying? Like, don't veer out and start talking about Steve Ballmer on this. If you can make some kind of, like, metaphor about Steve Ballmer in The Bachelor franchise, go for it. That's all you're going to get now.

God damn it. Okay, don't do that. Here, if you say anything about Steve Ballmer in the Bachelor franchise. That's all you're going to get now. God damn it. Okay, don't do that. Here, if you say anything about Steve Ballmer, we're not playing your thing. Unless it's really fire. Yeah, unless it's fire. Did you see the No Laying Up guys played in a program with

Garrett? No. Winner of Beckett's season. No. Yeah. He seems like a nice guy. He just seems like a total cheese dick. Yeah, he got in trouble with his social media activity. Nice guy. Total cheese dick. No, I don't know.

He looked like he hasn't been playing golf that long, but he does put a good move on the ball. Okay. Better than Colton's? Oh, my God. Everybody's better than Colton's. I bet Colton's one of those dudes, though, that picks it up quickly. Yeah, he'll be fine.

I don't know, man. Oh, okay. I mean, to pick up golf quickly, you have to have a decent foundation, like a decent natural swing. He does not. No, he doesn't. At all. It looks like Dan taught him how to play golf.

That is a shot at Dan. No, but Dan's swing is the same muscular dude swing that Colton's taking. It's just trying to hit the piss out of the ball. Colton is what Brooke Koepka wants to be, build-wise. He looks at Colton, and he's like, God damn, I need to get there. People are talking about how Dan holds his golf club like a hockey stick, where his hands don't even touch. No one's doing that.

If Dan's offended by what I just said, Dan knows that his swing is ridiculous yeah his hand also matched the ball though yeah which is weird oh when he connects he connects i've seen dan hit a 400 yard drive before i'd like to i'd like to see the tape on that i swear i swear i was like no that can't be right and then i was like hold on did he actually do this he hit it off a cliff it was like a 200 foot drop. It was on the concrete. He told me when he connected on one, it was going to happen. And he fucking, he snapped. I was like, oh yeah.

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Yeah. We went to the pool. The little pool party. It was great. Had a great time. And we all got margaritas off, right? Yeah. Yeah. You had mezcal. I was doing some mezcal. It was great. Had a great time. And, uh, we all got margaritas off, right? Uh, yeah.

Yeah. You had mezcal. I was doing some mezcal. Yeah. Dylan was doing mezcal margaritas. Man, they're so damn good. Oh yeah.

Anyway, is it fair to say that you lost your cabeza off that mezcal? It's it, it fair. Do you say mezcal or mezcal? I started saying cal at first, but then I switched to call because I think that's the proper way. I do too.

I do too. I haven't, my sister, I haven't fully switched. My sister, I think to Cal because I think that's the proper way. I do, too. I do, too. I haven't fully switched. My sister, I think, told me, and she's fluent in Spanish, so I take her word for it. Si. Si. Si. Si. Okay, so, Nate Marguerite, you guys squeeze limes, right?

I got lime juice all over my hands, naturally. I was squeezing limes. Knowing that there's a danger in going out in the sun and having lime juice on your hands, I washed my hands thoroughly with soap and warm water. It wasn't enough. My hands got absolutely torched. I woke up with rash on both my left and right hands. They burned like crazy.

They itch even worse. I woke up at 4.30 in the morning this morning because the itchiness was too intense. I had to go run them under scalding hot water. Yeah, Dylan texted. He's like, guys, I don't know what's wrong. Somebody take me to the hospital. Yeah, my hands are burning.

Okay, that part didn't happen. He's like, the homie can't take me. It's starting to discolor. Homie, call 911. There's some discoloration on the finger there. It's in bad shape. Oh, Jesus. You didn't show us that earlier. I'm telling you, dog. I'm in bad shape. Oh, Jesus. You didn't show us that earlier.

I'm telling you, dog. I'm in bad shape. Are you sure that's what it's from? Oh, 100%. Your skin looks like Billy's skin after he got infected. This has happened to me before. When Billy became the host on Stranger Things, this is what he started to look like.

First time this happened to me, I was on vacation at the beach, and I made a bunch of lime juice. I couldn't figure out what was wrong with my hands because during my whole vacation, they were like this. I had a rash on them. They burned like crazy, itched. And then I finally figured it out

because it was concentrated between my thumb and my index finger where you do the squeezing, like squeezing lime into your vodka soda or whatever. So I was like, oh, fuck, it's the lime juice. So I have a problem with this. This is after washing my hands. Dave warned us of this on a podcast not too long ago.

Yeah, it affects millions of families each year. Look, I know. It happened to Sally's sister. I've known the danger. Like I said, I thought washing my hands with soap and water would take care of it, get all the oils out. Do you have any on your stomach? No.

From the body shots you were doing? Well, the thing is, Dave, I wasn't actually doing body shots. Except for that one that you did off of me that was just one though yeah mine are on my lips because i was the one taking the body shots my lips are just they're so bad right now you know what's strange it wasn't even that i don't know sunny on the pool like they have i know there's a big tree that yeah we were pretty good i feel like we weren't getting roasted the entire time do you think dermatologists are just like annoyed?

They just see someone's sunburn and hungover come in like once a week and they're just like, yeah, dude, did you have margaritas? But yeah, that's why you're burned. Get out of here.

Maybe the sun doesn't have as much a role in it as we think. Maybe it's just the lime juice that just cooks your skin. Like ceviche, I mean, it cooks that stuff. Smoking. Smoking.

Is that how ceviche works? The lime juice, yeah, it cooks it. There's a natural acid in the lime. I've never overthought ceviche before. Yeah, no, it's actually kind of cool. It's a nice, cool chemical reaction. Okay, scientist Dave.

Yes. Well, it acts like, think of it as a Bunsen burner. I'll take a picture of this and post it so people, this is a fair warning to everybody. Yeah. A PSA. Put it up on the Circling Back pod store on Instagram. Okay. I will.

Wow, that's going to be a very, very interesting yet informative post, Dylan. People are going to see this and they're going to realize the dangers of poolside margaritas. Man, swallowing. Y'all got to be careful out there, man. This is just from one afternoon. So can you not lift weights or play golf? What's going on here? Well, as we know, I don't play golf during these months of the year, in Texas anyway.

It sounds like you shouldn't go outside during this month of the year, or anything. Yeah. Do you want to start coming to your place to please do this pod because i feel like you are uh i'll see you in the gym though i can still put a weight in my hand day all right you know me dogs don't be putting that lime rash all over our shit i bet this just like this just reminded me of the how you shouldn't leave the house of like when you got rear-ended the first day you got your new car.

Why are we taking L's trying to get new cars right now? I don't know. I don't think I've talked about this. You haven't. You just tweeted about it. The most inconvenient fucking thing in the world happened to me the other day. I was test driving a new car.

You ran a French onion dip? No, I didn't run out of French onion dip. Can you imagine? That could have been awful. There's nothing worse than that. Just to be clear, we didn't run out, and we would have had we not gotten the large thing that I told Sally to get. More on that. Tell this story first.

Why? Okay. Because I've noticed something. Okay. Yeah, I went to, as you guys know, my car is quite old. So I was like, you know what? I guess it's time I start getting, putting the wheels in motion. You know what I mean?

Oh my God. Putting the wheels in motion. Yeah, man. So I, I went to a dealership and I started test driving cars. I test drove one car. Tesla.

It was a, it was a Maserati. And then the next one was going to be a Tesla. And then in between test driving cars, I hear this, this voice on the intercom at the dealership. And it's like, can the owner of the Ford fusion parked in the blah, blah, blah come to the front desk?

And I was just like, that's weird. Like, I'm right here, and they just took my car in to get appraised for the trade-in. And I was like, man, it seems like they should just be working with the dude that's helping me out. Well, I walk up, and there's this older gentleman standing there, and he just looks at me and goes, I took your mirror off. And I laughing and i was like oh man good one ha ha i

did the t-man oh dude we're having fun he was like no player i did and he he his his expression did not change nor did his wife's and he told me uh no i i took your mirror off wait did this guy work there nope no if they worked there i think they would have tried to fix it he's trying to cop a new whip too no his his wife had a new whip or something so i don't know wow so i'm like dude is this the most inconvenient thing in the world like it was possible that i just did it all that day and got a new car i wasn't opposed to that i would say there was a 33 chance that i was going to get a new car that day. So what did he do? Did he give you the insurance? He just gave me all his info and stuff.

But instead of being able to just go home, weigh my options, and pull trig, now I have to go get my car fixed. It lowered the value by like $10,000. Dude, that's the thing. I just got an email about the quote, and I'm not looking at it because I don't want to deal with that right now. And the quote for the mirror is probably going to be about a quarter of the price that the car actually had for trade in. Hey, was the mirror completely gone or was it doing that?

Was it kind of hanging off in pieces? It was doing the dangle thing. I feel like you could snap it back together pretty easily. I did. The only issue is that because his massive truck hit it. Yeah, it's always truck month. Because his massive truck hit it, it fucked up the actual mirror. It didn't shatter it, but it's just like you're looking into an acid trip.

It's just you can't look in the rearview mirror. It's really distorted and weird. Side view mirror. Yeah. And so then that'd be weird if you just took out the rear view. With this truck. Yeah. He just pulled right up onto it.

Pretty precise. You know, the thing about those side view mirrors is the objects in those, they're actually closer than they appear. Really? Yeah. It's crazy how that works. Oh. I didn't think of it like that.

It's crazy. Yeah. Well, that stinks, man. Yeah. This of it like that. It's crazy. Yeah. Well, that stinks, man. Yeah. This delays you getting a new car. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, and so I'm just like, dude, come on, dude. Why even pay to get it fixed? Would even be worth it.

Just trade it in now. Cause I don't know. Yeah. I feel like, I don't know if that would make any sense. Here's my theory. I think that if, if they would have been willing to take it at the trade in value that that they proposed before it got hit i think they would have expressed that to me

because they want to get me out of there in a car anyway but they may be going to take to get you into a new car today i lied to him and i actually told him that i we had this podcast because he started asking what i do for a living and i started explaining it so he might even be listening i didn't want to get pressured that day so i just lied and I said that I was doing it behind Sally's back so that I could have all the information and then present it to her. So I was like, yeah, I'm in no rush because I really just had to present it to her. She doesn't want a new car.

Did you not use my guy? No, I needed to test drive stuff, dog. Okay. Because my guy, he might even be listening right now. He asked me what I do. He got really into it. He texted me a couple of times after the fact, like checking in about the car.

Like, Hey man, if you ever need guests on the podcast, let me know. Text. He like shoots you a random text. We got car guys. Dude,

idiot. There is a Marine layer. Yeah. You fucking idiot. Dylan. Four weeks after the fact, I'm just getting caught up, man. Hey, just before we leave pool talk,

can I express a few more dangers that I've realized over the past few weeks at the pool? I've been going to the pool a lot lately. I also hit my head on the bottom of the pool. Yeah, you did. Which is not listed here. Yeah, I forgot that. How's your head doing?

Sally went and got her little blood clotting kit to stop the bleeding. We tried. Wait, what? It was very minor minor do you remember when i pushed you in and you you tried to act like you stayed underwater and like you try to act like you got scared didn't you no you got scared no i pushed you in the ocean i just killed i just killed why are you jumping after me dude that's messed up because it was like five feet deep maybe i was unconscious we also did a breath holding contest which you kind of like i cheated you wronged me on it i was like all right you can say it's safe to get up now yeah so i won i was gonna win no matter

what though i was holding that breath i was willing to pass out uh okay the other dangers of being at the pool be careful leaving your sandals out in the sun uh i nearly burned the bottoms of my feet the other day and i was the idiot at the pool who was like running around trying to kick his sandals off because i just slid him right on and started walking what material are the sandals rubber they're adidas slides uh your phone over here there's nothing worse there's nothing worse than having some jams playing and then your phone overheating. There's nothing worse. There's nothing worse than having some jams playing and then your phone overheats and then you have to wait 10 minutes. That's a bad feeling.

That's why I don't understand people who go into the dry sauna with their phones. It's 185 degrees in there. How are they getting out of there without that thing overheating? The bigger deal for the phone is the sunlight more than the actual heat, I think. The UV rays are just too much?

I think that's what makes it really, really hot. Because I put mine under a towel and it's still fine. It gets in the shade. I don't know how heat works. I don't know. When I see people just in there texting with headphones in, I'm like, first of all, headphones heat up quick too. How are you just in there jamming? Do people put in airpods and go in the dry sauna yes flex on them honestly

i would say most people most people do they always feel like a bad phone parent when my phone overheats you know like i let it down like it's yeah you know yeah it's like leaving your kid in the car when it's too hot do you just do you feel like a bad parent when you do that to the homie? Well, I've never done that. Oh, okay. Never done that. It's like, sorry, dude. That's some sad shit. Tesla, they made a new dog mode.

Is it like sicko mode? It might be close to sick. I don't know if that's what Travis Scott was talking about, but he might have been talking about dogs in the car. What is dog mode? It just keeps it cool? Probably not. Yeah, I think it keeps it the temperature for dogs to be able to be in the car that's it i don't know that's cool i'm surprised

there's not like an like a a quirky like it starts playing like life of pets or something that'd be tight that would be uh one thing i noticed and i think i know the answer to why this happened um we brought some dips over including um queso central market chef prepared queso which is very good spanish for cheese yeah and guacamole but spanish or guacamole the problem was no one ate the guacamole. Yeah. And I realized why. Because I bought it and I didn't prepare it table side. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So we brought it home and I had it last night.

But I thought it was interesting. More people were going in on the other dips. I didn't even know there was guacamole there. I had a few bites of it. You did? Yeah. Okay. It seems like a great, it's a nice poolside treat.

Of course it is. Because, you know, it's a nice poolside treat of course it is because you know it's cool and kind of refreshing you're getting your healthy fats absolutely david yeah the thing that sketches me out about guacamole outside is when it starts to turn colors oh yeah and i hate that it freaks me out yeah i don't like it when it gets brown yeah the ox it oxidizes well do you think matt's all rancho's not doing table stock guacamole just because i know that we'd be there like even more than we already are? No, I've talked to some people. Yeah, that's actually it.

That place is so busy and chaotic. Imagine if they offered table-side guac. Their guac is actually pretty good. No one ever gets it because they always get the queso. But if you're ever feeling like not having cheese lining your stomach, I would highly suggest getting the guacamole. Imagine not having cheese lining your stomach. That's not me, Dave.

Final danger at the pool, and this is just for everybody. Please don't use glass vessels at the pool. Which is irresponsible. Whether it's a beer bottle or a pint glass. Just please. Just use plastic. What if you're calming hard? Then get a Yeti.

Because we calmed hard at the pool. Yeah, we calmed in the pool. A hard calm goes. Okay, we need to talk about this. We tried hard kombucha this weekend. Is that what it's called? Is that the appropriate name for it? It just means that...

5% alcohol? It's fermented. Because all kombucha has a little bit of alcohol. This just means it's fermented enough to get you thrown. And let me tell you. Can we just call it turbo kombucha instead? I don't hate turbo.

What were our thoughts on it it was needed at the most it was he likes getting drunk and he also has a trash got by him so doing both at once yeah that's why i was shotgunning it yeah poolside it tasted okay wasn't awesome wasn't bad it tasted like a kombucha it's something that i would enjoy one or two of around the house but if i'm'm going out, I'm not bringing a sixer and crushing all six. That's like having 30 billion probies in your stomach. Yeah. That's a lot of probies. I think I talked about this with you.

The number of probiotics in a single thing of kombucha is so high that I can't take it seriously. I feel like they just throw a number on there. It's like, yeah, there's billions in here. I'm like, well, okay. is there another one out here with like 500 million like am i like getting screwed on that do you think they're your regular gut biome when he realizes that the hard calm biome is coming down into your stomach like they're like oh these guys are about to come in hot not ready was not ready for this. Like the the hard calm like bacteria

get down there and they're just like like walking in like they're just owning shit. Beer bongs and whatnot. Mm-hmm. Just like immediately

take over the aux cord put on shout. They're playing quarters. It's drinking games. Flip cup. Unsanctioned drinking games like just off on the side. There's even a dice game

behind the place. Mm-hmm. God. It's just fucking wild. They're just stealing your girls. Bad boy bacteria. It's like a dice game behind the place. It's just fucking wild. They're just stealing your girls? Bad boy bacteria. It's like the guys from the other town come over, and you're like, fuck.

One of the dudes comes out with an acoustic guitar and starts playing in the other room, and all the girls start flocking. It's just like, dude, come on. Who invited the hard commers? What the fuck? It's like, dude, all right, man. We got to go, man.

My parents are on their way back. The difference between the hard calm and white cloth is that I would be willing to drink an entire variety of pack of white cloth need be. The hard calm might be a harder sell on me. Yeah. Drinking one of those was like, all right, I feel I'm glad I did it, but I don't need I don't need any more. No, we just did it for the you know, it's funny. We did it and we didn't even do any instagram stuff with it no yeah we we weren't really on our phones very much until we went live that was the only piece of activity i did i didn't do any instagram stories

oh dylan also jumped out of the pool yeah i did very impressive well it wasn't super deep there that's true i'm trying to be fair here. That's true. That's true. Well, yeah, I am quite the athlete. That's true, too. You're a freak. I think I could have done it, but I will admit I was very scared. I did not want to do a shin scrape.

Because if I scrape that shin, it's ruining the entire day for me. You got a dope whoa off, though, in the background. I hit that Tyrion. Why is it called a Tyrion? There's a scene. There's a scene where he jumps in the water from a ship that's like during war or a battle just to be clear tyrian he hits a little whoa tyrian's a little fella he's a little guy yeah he shouldn't be jumping in water well he didn't really have many choices well little people can swim too well i know but like i feel like his

endurance isn't going to be as long as it needs to be if you're in the middle of like a... Well, just watch the show. How about that? I'm thinking about starting it. I'm thinking about beating the fuck out of you. Can't wait for that. I did get that whoa off. You got a whoa off? Later on in the day, I hit like, I swear I hit a 360.

Like, I got pretty close to it. I thought about jumping, because you know how like i knew iphones are water resistant i thought about following up that video just me jumping in taking a selfie with the phone but i was too scared does that doesn't mean they're waterproof like you can't take them underwater i think you can mine mine got submerged and it's fine but i don't know if it's like i just got lucky. I'm too scared. I'm too scared to even try.

Dylan, I didn't tell you this, but your phone did fall in water, and I cleaned it up real quick, but then I put it in lime juice to fix it. I don't know how that ended up affecting the phone, if it's acting weird. Usually people do rice. Yeah, I didn't do that. We didn't have any rice, so we also crunched up some Tostitos and put it in there, too. Let me get this straight. You squeezed a bunch of limes enough so that you could fully submerge my phone in it.

Yeah, it took many limes. It took like five or six. That just seems so unnecessary. But thank you for saving my phone, Dave. Yeah, you might want to keep that phone out of the sun for the next few days. Maybe I touch the phone afterward, and that's why my hands are the way they are now. So this is your fault. Thank you.

You kid. Damn. I, uh, I jumped over one of the dog fences live on Instagram. It's bad boy shit. Dude. I landed it too.

That's bad boy shit. That thing's like a foot and a half off the ground. Dude, no one's doing moves like that on, on Instagram. Very few. Uh, Will,

I feel bad or not bad, but I now relate to your ear problem. Yeah. I tried to do a, the move is called a bio. It's an old roller blade move. It's where you just kind of do like a, throw your shoulder forward and you spin kind of at an angle. And I just, I didn't, we didn't have a diving board,

so I was just jumping off the side. And I just landed on the side of my face. Yeah. And it slapped pretty hard. And I remember landed on the side of my face. Yeah. And it slapped pretty hard. And I remember thinking, oh, this hurts. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I had to stop.

We called them side bangers. It was just sideways cannonballs. And I had to stop. I had to retire. Did you ever do a back buster when you were a kid? It's basically a reverse belly flop. I bust some backs out when I was a kid. I've done it accidentally.

Never like on purpose. They fucking hurt. Yeah. It sends. It's basically a reverse belly flop. I bust some backs out when I was a kid. I've done it accidentally. Never like on purpose. They fucking hurt. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It sends, it's scary. It's one of the more scary things you can do. It feels like your internal organs are exploding. Yeah.

It's not good. Like just popping off. Maybe, that's probably more so with a belly flop. That too. Hmm. Speaking of your internal organs exploding, I was watching something on TV yesterday. I tuned into Kill Bill Part 2.

Yeah, I just thought of you, Dylan. Such a good flick. I saw the ending where she made his heart explode. Okay, so that's the one where they had the scene turn black and white. Did you notice that? No, it's not that one. Are you sure? Yeah, it's not that one. Are you sure? Yeah, it's the one

where she does it to David Carradine. Oh, I know that. Those are not the same ones? No. Okay. This was in like a back patio. Real chill patio

if we're being honest. Oh, great patio. But yeah, no, there was no like blood. You could just tell he was dying. Oh, yeah. The five finger exploding heart attack.

Death punch. Something like that. We are seeing Once Upon a Time in Hollywood tomorrow. There's probably a 100% chance we're going to talk about it on Wednesday's pod so just stay tuned. Excited for this one. You're not excited Dave?

Dude I'll buy you some milk duds. You're just stressed about peeing. Yeah no I can't enjoy myself. Just bring a Gatorade bottle, man. I'm not peeing in a Gatorade bottle. Dehydrate yourself until 3 o'clock tomorrow when we get to the movie. Whatever.

The reviews, Twitter's already ruined the movie for me. Just ask them to pause it. They haven't spoiled it. I will say this. People are way too free about talking about this movie. People are all over the map with it.

All over the map. Which actually, that probably is a good sign that there's varying opinions. But, I don't know. I can't tell if the people that are kind of ripping on it

are just kind of doing what Twitter does and just trying to rip the next thing. To be fair, Quentin Tarantino's always been polarizing. His style's not for everybody.

And people like to harp on him. I have high hopes. I'm a Tarantino guy. It's Leo and Brad Pitt and Marco Robbie. You can't go wrong. Dude, stop. And you know Tarantino's going to make his cameo somewhere.

I guess he doesn't do that with all his movies. I don't know. I don't know. Hey, I started a movement yesterday. I posted my photo of Popeyes around 11 o'clock yesterday morning because I was doing early morning Popeyes. Major shout out to every single listener who also got Popeyes yesterday. I got so many responses of photos of other people's Popeyes.

And that's all well and good. But what wasn't well and good yesterday was the amount of people that looked at my photo and critiqued it for the lack of red beans and rice. And to this, I think David Ruff has something to say. It did look like you just got a bowl of rice. The issue that I have is not with that, because they put the rice on the top and the beans on the bottom, and they hadn't been stirred yet.

See, mine always... Go ahead. These people who are being Popeye's hardos are just ignoring the fact that, one, they don't just have rice on the menu. You can't just order their rice. Actually, I think you can. You just have to ask for no beans. It's a secret order.

But people are looking at this photo and they're like, where's the red beans and rice? I'm like, so if you see the rice, you're going to assume that I just got rice. But people weren't even assuming that. They were just assuming I didn't get anything of that sort. I just got rice. But people weren't even assuming that. They were just assuming I didn't get anything of that sort.

Yeah, I went back and looked, and I was like, I thought it was strange. I mean, Popeye's does weird things sometimes to your food. Not like dirty things, but like me yesterday. They gave me, between my wife and I, they gave us like three or four extra chicken strips. You have to check your Popeye's order in the drive-thru before you leave. Yeah, but when I, normally, because I get red beans and rice, and normally you can see

at least a little bit of the beans on the top. It's not like, they don't do it for presentation, I think. So when I saw your rice, I was like, wait, did they just forget? I was about to start laughing. They just forget to put the beans in there?

Because that's a bummer. If you zoom in, you can tell that there is a layer of beans underneath it. But you have to be in the know. But I was just shocked by the ignorance of some people to think that, like, I mean, the responses. Like, it doesn't make sense. Yeah, look, people were concerned. I also saw some people arguing about the mashed potatoes

on whether that's a viable order. I think it definitely is. I enjoy their mashed potatoes, and a lot of it is because their gravy's very good. Some dude said, I said, what do you think is on the bottom left of the photo referring to the red beans and rice? The guy said, what do you think is on the bottom left of the photo?

Referring to the red beans and rice. The guy said, damn, you got robbed on the beans. I just want to know, what assumptions are you making? Like, we got so many beans and rice. We got a large side of beans and rice. It does look like you got robbed, man. I did not. Like, I can assure you, it was not a robbing. If there was.

Well, what you should have done, you should have stirred it up and then reposted and said, look, look, bitch. Plenty of beans here. Plenty of beans to go around for the lads. This picture does look really tasty. Dave, how do you feel about Will kind of doing the Popeye thing, which has been your shtick for a while? It is Dave's. It's Dave's.

I can always hat tip Dave when it comes to Popeyes. I'm not going to ever, I'm not going to ever criticize someone or get upset. Or poo-poo someone for enjoying Popeyes. I'm not the first person to like Popeyes. Dave's the reason

I tried Popeyes for the first time. I didn't grow up near Popeyes. I'd never had it before. Oh, they don't have them up there? Not in... No, dude, Will lives in like a good town

that doesn't actually have fast food. So like, yeah, I'd never had it. And Dave was like, dude, Popeyes is the best. So I like, i didn't get it for a while then finally i got it now it's like uh yeah sally eats it all the time and so she she's always down to get it she's she's like 1a 1b with dave when it comes to people who ride or die for popeyes yeah if i if i thought will was like a poser i would definitely call him out on this pod,

but he isn't a group text with me. He's got it. Dave's got enough photos of me at Popeyes at like 10 30 in the morning, getting a family pack to know that like, this ain't, this ain't no shtick. Um, but yeah,

I know. I look, if it means more people are getting out there and eating chicken on Sunday, then let's fucking go. Okay. Should we just start Popeye's Sunday? It's been so long since I've had it. Kind of sad that you didn't get Popeye's yesterday.

It seemed like a good team building thing. I think you're the only person that didn't go to the pool party that didn't get Popeye's. I was horizontal pretty much the entire day. I didn't want to get up and do anything yesterday. Horizontal meaning I was laying down david that's yeah i get it okay yeah the fact that i in closing the fact that somebody said i shouldn't get the mashed potatoes i love popeye's mashed potatoes i like their gravy a lot too to the point where like i think for thanksgiving this year i might just go get popeye's gravy ahead of time instead

of making my own gravy i don't know if they still do this, but I think you can bring them your turkey and they'll fry your turkey. Dude, that's tight. I'm serious. I don't think I'm making that up. Dude, let's do it. Let's have... We should just do that now.

Like, who cares about Thanksgiving? Back's giving. Oh, yeah. Thanks backing. Let's have our Christmas party at Popeye's. I don't think so. What if we just did somewhere our Christmas party at Popeye's. I don't think so. What if we just did somewhere that could cater in Popeye's? Now we're talking.

Should we just go to Little Woodrow's with a bunch of Popeye's and just sit at a picnic table? That would be tight. Yeah. So there was a woman, this is kind of sad, but she had a shopping cart. She was clearly either homeless or whatever, and she was standing right in the drive-thru.

And when you drove up to order, she would ask you. She was like, she asked me for money. And I was like, I really don't have any cash. I was like, can I get you anything to eat? And she's like, no. I was like, really? You turned down Popeyes? No one turns down Popeyes.

It was a nice offer, though, Dave. Well, then I pulled out a wad of cash, and I was like, see this? I'm keeping it. Oh, I'm kidding. Always fun to taunt the homeless. You know what? I just thought that was interesting. I was like, maybe you're just trying to not get some fried chicken off right now.

It's hot. You're outside. Watching her figure. I told the story about being at KFC when I was like 19, we were at KFC and they were taking forever to get our order. And the dude mopping up the floor next to us, who was obviously working there. He wasn't just a freelance mopper. We were bitching about how long it was taking. Just putting in the work, hoping to notice him.

Yeah. And we were bitching about how long it took. And he just looks at us. He goes, shouldn't have come here, man. It sucks. I was like, damn, dude. You're not wrong kfc does kind of suck kfc does suck yeah i was like you're like they need to get that guy out of there well no good for business yeah dude okay so he was mopping to be fair like he could have just mailed it in so like then i felt bad so i because i really don't care i don't i didn't have cash i rarely have cash so if you're thinking about

sticking me up like you better i don't better be quick to get that debit card and use it. Cause I'm going to, you know, I got bank of America. You better know my pin by heart. Yeah. Um, I was like,

you know, what would I have gotten her? I'm like, you know, would that would have been a, would that been a disservice to her to hit her with like this really unhealthy food? I was like, well,

it's a meal though. Like, I don't think she was homeless, homeless. I don't know. And then the lady was like, is she still out there? Partially homeless. The woman at the front was like she's still out there i was like

yeah because she heard me in the drive-thru talking to her and she's like she got mad like you know i think they're like i was like oh man i like in well that area of austin is really business that area has really gotten weird lately because they switched over a bunch of like the homeless people used to just have a community there and then they got moved because they put in a bus station yeah and now it's like the wild west out there it's like ever like it just makes me uncomfortable and makes me feel like depressed which brings me back to my story in ardmore oklahoma when i tried to give that guy arby's and he told me he'd already had arby's that day i was like oh all right well i was like i guess i'll just take this extra arby's and he told me he'd already had Arby's that day. I was like, Oh, all right.

Well, I was like, I guess I'll just take this extra Arby's with me. Did you freeze it? Did you eat it for your lunch throughout the week? Probably ate it on the way home to Dallas. I was driving from Oklahoma city. I was like,

all right. Oh, he had, he just, no, actually he just goes, I already had Arby's. Dave,

here's a question for you. Like I just bought this for you. Did you get sauce with your food yesterday? Oh, yeah. What kind of sauce? Blackened ranch.

Okay. And, one of the sweet, sweet and spicy, like sweet heat is what it's called. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Because that was another critique people had for me, which I think is fair. I didn't get any sauces. We just got a big side of gravy. You didn't we just got an we just got a big side of gravy you can get any sauces we just got a big thing of gravy and just dipped everything in the gravy i don't hate that because i do enjoy gravy but i like i like going in on their sauces they've got like 15 now they're top tier sauces but their gravy also goes really hard i don't know yeah this is good i i normally

haven't i don't do the tenders very often. I just go three-piece spicy, but mixing it up was good. I would like to. If people want to tweet their Popeyes to circlingbackpod on Twitter, I would personally like to see it. Hashtag SuperSage so he can see it. Yeah. Can we talk about Brooks Koepka and what he did before his winning round yesterday? Which is not much.

Which is, yeah, which is very similar to what we do before we go out for a hungover. He went to Popeye's. He was probably at Popeye's just getting some. He probably got a lift in that morning. There's no doubt he lifted. Yeah. So what exactly. I.

So when I got home yesterday, I immediately went on onto Amazon and ordered Sicario 2 for $10. Why did you do that? Because I wanted, I was trying to think of a dope movie and then I just realized I'd never seen Sicario 2. By the way, not as good as the first Sicario, but very good and worth watching.

Sicario might be my favorite movie series. And I think they set it up for a third one. It's my favorite Phil Collins song. Okay. favorite movie series and i think they set it up for a third one it's my favorite phil collins song okay um this is a studio joke yeah yeah so i forgot where i was going so i wasn't watching the golf before you know you had rory and you had brooks in the final groups i started i checked twitter because you know i mean that's the only way to watch a movie is when you're checking Twitter every now and then. Yeah. And I saw that people were freaking out.

They were like, Brooks Koepka teased off in an hour and he's not here. They showed a photo of his parking spot. And it turns out he just showed up like, I think, 35, 40 minutes before his tee time and then proceeded to shoot 65. And won the tournament. And it wasn't even close. And Rory didn't do a damn thing. He had not parked his car.

He has a spot there. Like, they have a spot for him to park his car. He had not parked his car there, like, within the hour. The European tour tweeted. And then, yeah, 58 minutes before his tee time. Still no car. And dude rolls up 40 minutes before i i really just want to know what he was doing he doesn't do he's so confident he doesn't need to warm up and granted he has played a lot of golf lately a lot of really high

level golf and dude like he said he treats this as practice. Like, he doesn't care. Also, this seems pretty calculated to me. Like, he's doing it for the media attention. He knows it's going to get. Because this is right on the heels of him saying, you know, anytime you see me on TV, that's when I'm playing golf. I don't practice. And he's just taking this laissez-faire attitude about the whole damn thing. It's like, dude, okay, we get it.

Like, he's just doing a little much. I thought he was dumb for, okay, we get it. Like, he's just doing a little much. He knows. I thought he was dumb for, like, the longest time. And he clearly knows what's going to make waves with the media with all the random shit that he says. Like, he said stuff over the Masters that was just like, okay, the media is going to run with this and love it. Like, he knows his position now, and he knows what he can do.

Yeah, and the not returning Tigers text about playing a practice round with him, that thing too. He's just, he's trying to, he's trying to be the bad boy of golf. He's doing a pretty good job

of it, I guess, but he's doing a little much. So Amanda Valiones tweeted. Did you see her tweet? Yeah. Is it Colt Nost or Colt Nost? Nost.

That's what I thought. I always worry I'm going to mess it up. Well, okay. Colt Nost. Nost. That's what I thought. I always worry I'm going to mess it up. Well, okay. Colt texted him while on air, and Koepka promptly replies telling him that he's on his way and he's already loose. So he had to have been at the gym this entire time before.

Sure. Which is another thing. There's no way that benefits your game at all right it just it makes you tight getting that he and he's lifting big weight so when he finally arrived he got to the clubhouse 45 minutes early he and his caddy went straight to the putting green and then he went and then he went and hit the range real quick and walked straight to the first hole the most shocking part of this though is do you know what he drives? A Fiat.

Is he sponsored by a car company? I don't know, but he drives a Ford Expedition. Do we know that that's his personal car? Or is that like, cause you know, they give them player cars. It says Koepka's ride.

So yeah, we, I think, I think it was probably just, it was, that's probably not his actual car. It was probably a sponsor of the tournament. Now that you mentioned it, you're, I think you're right there. I don't know. actual car. Or it was probably a sponsor of the tournament. Yeah.

Now that you mention it, I think you're right there. I don't know. I haven't been on an expedition in a while. Kind of seems like a missed oppo to get like a King Ranch F-150 or something. Yeah, that's true. That's what I would have asked for, a Fowler Ram. Just me. Do they still make that?

Yeah. You should get a King Ranch. Oh, yeah. I can't handle a King Ranch. They're sick. They're sick. They're so sick. They're so sick. They're nice. Oh, yeah. I can't handle the King Ranch. They're sick. They're sick. They're so sick. They're so sick. They're nice.

Oh, damn it. I'll stick with the casserole for now. I saw a PGA Tour Instagram and had some old photos of him. And it's remarkable how much more likable looking he is when he had longer hair flaring out the back of his cap. See, I kind of hated that. It reminded me too much of me and my friends back in the day when we would have that long hair.

He looks more likable with that shag. And now that he's kind of a little bit more buttoned up, it's just like, I don't know, he's more intimidating looking. And I think that's why a lot of people don't like him. I tried watching the golf episode. It was fucking terrible. I turned it on enough to see Rory tug a six-foot birdie putt, like an amateur-style putt,

and I was like, well, this is not going to be worth watching today. Some of the best rounds of golf I've played in my life are when I just showed up right before my tee time. Mine are like early season. Early season when I haven't gotten in my own head yet. Yeah. Yeah, if you just, because you have low expectations.

You're like, I didn't even warm up. So you just go out there and you swing and if you hit a fairway, you're like, oh, okay. But then there's other times where I go out and I don't warm up enough and then my first two holes, I like go like triple, double.

And then the rest of the round, I play great and I'm like, oh, I probably should have warmed up, huh? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. go like triple double and then the rest of the round i played great and i'm like oh i probably should have warmed up huh so i've been doing uh late late afternoon nines the last few weeks and a little twilight nine twilight nine in in an effort to get out there as quick as possible and not play with anybody i first of all i say what's more open which which course because there's two courses where i play and they're like just go to their tf on 10 so I'm like okay and if I see somebody coming in like a solo I like go to my car and just haul ass you have to I don't want to play with anybody you

have to and I haven't even been putting on golf shoes I just go I take a practice swing with a driver and then I just I let it rip and let me tell you the results will shock you you pipe it i pipe uh yeah no and i don't think it benefits me at all it's actually kind of dumb and i've been playing in boost do you do you get i don't like it how how early do you attempt to show up for a round if you're playing with like the squad like if we've got a tee time for saturday morning at nine let's say it's 901 yeah we're playing a decent course we're gonna spend 75 bucks to play a course right i have to give myself at least an hour oh an hour's too long for me i hate getting there and being rushed if i get there with an hour to spare then i always feel like i have like 15 minutes

where i'm just like ready to tee off and i'm just waiting patiently and i feel like it keys me up and i'm like i just want to fucking tee off. Like, come on. Yeah. A lot of that, a lot of that hour though is it's not just on the range. It's just downtime and getting your head right. Just like, all right,

about to do this. And yeah, not being rushed is, it can be pretty beneficial too. If after I check in and pay and everything, I just need 30, give me 15 minutes on the range, five minutes to shoot the shit, 10 minutes at putting,

and then five more minutes to just get up to the tee, get comfortable, determine the order, determine the winning money. I'm going to take down. Okay. Yeah, I like the move that we seem to utilize, and it's the figure out what game we're playing, like 10 seconds before we tee off. Like as we're standing there, like,

all right, what do you want to play? And it's like, Oh, we should be teeing off. And we're like, Oh, I don't know,

man. Play Wolfer. We only play one game. Yeah. Well, it's the best. Then everyone has the conversation on the, like after the first hole,

it's like, hold on. Who's keeping score. Are you doing it right? All right. Are we, are we doing hammers? Do you have to hold the hammer in order to do the hammer?

Yeah. Are we carrying overers? Do you have to hold the hammer in order to do the hammer? Carryovers? Yeah, are we carrying over? Carryovers only happen, no one talks about carryovers until there's a push. But we push on that last hole, so does a push carry over? And we hammered on it. Does a hammer carry over?

There's always an argument by hole seven about how the score is actually kept and how the payouts will shake out. I should never be in charge of keeping the score. I'll fuck it up. Wolf's a little tricky.

I've never been able to do it and like me telling someone like just Venmo me what I owe or Venmo me what I want. That's not me being passive aggressive.

That's me saying I don't know how this works. You just have to tell me and I will do whatever works. I'm an idiot. That's okay.

Shout out to Brooks. You won again. What is it? His seventh win on the PGA Tour? Feels like 69 wins. It's insane. So what's going on with Bagel Boss? Why's he back?

What's he doing? He's a noted internet celeb now. Yeah, he's writing his 15 minutes out. I mean, he owns... Okay, or... He started a Twitter account, and it was like one of the worst things I've ever seen. Is he still just doing...

Like, is he doing publicity stuff, or is he just... This whole thing seems really calculated. Like, the production in a lot of this stuff uh it just feels like he is being funded by by someone who has like a production crew and they're all making money together and maybe that's the case and i don't know it but like this guy most time like with like someone who becomes like an internet sensation there's a little bit of a downtime they pop back up like this dude was almost like the next day he was out and there's a video of him with a

bunch of chicks inside a dish. Are you calling conspiracy? I am calling. Yes, I am actually. Okay. Yeah. I don't,

I don't hate that. He did jump right into the content game really fast. So I'm wondering if, um, the whole thing was staged. The initial bagel Boss thing. Like if he intentionally went in there to create a scene so he could get a little pub.

The subsequent interview with the six-foot-tall female reporter, that had to have been orchestrated somehow. Did you see the headline from TMZ about him being racist? I did not. It says, angry bagel shop guy. Then the headline is, I don't trust women, and I'm not racist, but I do use the N-word. Okay. What?

This guy is so mad. He also, there is like, somebody found some old videos of him. So actually, he may have been a content guy before this like him calling like one of his neighbors the British cigarette word like rather emphatically

it's like okay we're still making this guy a thing and maybe I'm not helping by even bringing him up but like so he's training with UFC superstars to fight other celebrities.

Now who's he training with? I, I heard this. I didn't see who, like, is he fighting with Chuck Liddell? Who's he going to fight? He,

he, he's legit under five feet. Like, what are you going to do? There's other people out there. There aren't many men that short. This is all, I mean,

this is all coming back to To no one's surprise, Morgan ran his mouth after the training session. He even called out Logan Paul, who told us earlier this week he was down to whoop Bagel Guy's ass

in the ring. Is there anything I want, there's nothing I want to see more than seeing Logan Paul get beat up by a dude that's like 4'11". Logan Paul has like

120 pounds on his back. He would absolutely murder Bagel Boss. Yeah, it wouldn't be fun to watch. Do people realize that like he's not the bagel boss and bagel boss is just the restaurant that it happened in because i find myself getting confused often that that's an actual place and i feel like a lot of people who aren't familiar probably just assume that he's the bagel boss i'm so sorry bagel boss i'm looking at this and I'm just... This guy puts out major Ravel vibes.

You know when Ravel does his spazzy stuff? He's spazzy like Ravel. And it makes me uncomfortable. So apparently he is in a fight on September 7th in Atlantic City, if you guys want to go. And he could be fighting

Antoine Dodson. Remind me who that is? I believe it's Hadja Kidz Hadja Wife. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. My money's on Antoine. Okay. Oh, I'm taking Antoine all day.

He has a significant reach advantage. You got to go Twan on this one. Yeah. Who's Ali Quinta? Great question. Do you not know? No. Okay.

It appears as though that's who's training him. I'm not sold that this is some like- Al Iaquinta? Or Ali? I was just reading an at. Is it Al Iaquinta? I think so. That's got to be who it is.

That's 100% who it is. I was just- It said like at the name. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was-

Okay. That's what- That's actually legit actually this is why i don't participate okay yeah he's training bagel boss oh you know what it is ally quinta is a real uh new york guy like long island so maybe there's a neighborhood thing here but i don't like that oh you're right dude he is he's actually tweeting about it This doesn't feel like the move for him. Why would you waste your time with fucking bagel boss? That's like me training a chihuahua to be a hunting dog. It's just so pointless.

Well, I reject that comparison. That being said, that would be kind of funny to watch. What? Chihuahua. Just a pack of chihuahuas just grabbing ducks? Just hunting rats? Yeah. Rodents?

I need Bagel Boss in small doses. I don't have... I can't have an oversaturated... No, I'm... Dude, look, I think I'll say this. I think I'm going to cancel him. I'll cancel him as well. I want to mute him for now. I want him to just kind of sit back and not do too much right away.

The thing about him is... I know he's got to strike while he can. The thing about him is he's not racist, but he does use the N-word. Yeah. Yeah. He's not racist. Sometimes the N-word comes out. I would like to see the rest of that quote to figure out where it goes from there.

If you're the interviewer, how do you follow up that? Are you racist? No, but I use the N-word. Just give me an example of what that means. Yeah, it's like a spelling bee. Can you use that in a sentence? Who just offers that up to a reporter? Oh, I use the N-word. Like of what that means. Yeah, it's like a spelling bee. Can you use that in a sentence? Who just offers that up to a reporter? Oh, I use the N-word.

Like, what? Yeah, did a black dude call him that one time so he decided that he got grandfathered in? He's good? You can't do that. He's just absolutely unhinged, this guy. I remember there was a guy in the real world back in the day and somebody accused him of being racist.

This is like old real world. Okay, who is it? I forget. But they were like, have you ever used the N-word in your of being racist. This is like old real world. Okay. He's like, I forget. And he, but they were like, have you ever used the N word in your entire life? And he was like, yeah,

but, and it's like, okay, you're done. You're, you're going to get canceled by whoever this is. It wasn't the Miz. I don't think if the Miz had had a history with that,

I don't think he'd be a WWE champion. The Miz had some moments, but it was more like, I feel like out of, and by the Miz, I mean, Mike, is it Mike?

Mike the Miz. Yeah. Mike the Miz. He wasn't the Miz then. I guess he was, but he wasn't like, the it was more like I feel like out of... And by The Miz, I mean Mike. Is it Mike? Mike The Miz, yeah. Mike The Miz. He wasn't The Miz then. I guess he was, but he wasn't... The Miz was a character he would do. He was, which is actually remarkable that he took that and became like a legit WWE... It's all he wanted. That was his dream. It's a great success story, but I remember him getting into it with Coral

and Coral's friend on there. His name I can't remember. He was just very sheltered. I remember him getting into it with Coral and Coral's friend on there. His name I can't remember. He was just very sheltered. And I remember it was great because after that, him and Coral teamed up on a lot of the challenges. And it was like, oh, look, they formed a friendship. What did he say to her, though? I don't know how it came up.

I do remember something where he tried to explain. I don't know why I remember up. I do remember something where he tried to explain. I don't know why I remember this. I remember the weirdest shit. He said that he was trying to get into a race conversation with them. They were talking about, and he was saying that his, either his dad or his grandpa or his uncle owns like a business. And he found that hiring,

I think his quote was like African Americans. He said he couldn't hire them because he found they didn't have the education and the way he said it it was like really tone deaf and you could tell he knew he was stepping onto some ground he shouldn't step onto and I remember they just roasted him like off the face of the

planet and like but by the end of the season if I remember right he comes around and he's like wow yeah you know I really I've been living in a pretty sheltered world my entire life. Well, good for him. He said in reflection of this, she wasn't sure if I was racist, ignorant, or just stupid. One thing I said for sure, or one thing was for sure, she was not going to let me off

the hook. I wasn't racist. I was just telling how my life was and trying to be as open as possible. Then it was more of a learning curve for me being on the show and being around people that i normally wouldn't hang around because i wasn't subjected to them back home so yeah the shelter i think sheltered is probably the appropriate thing i don't know exactly what he said i don't remember totally there were multiple moments like that that was a contentious season chicago i think that was a good season. Well, that was when September 11th happened.

Like during the show. So they were like watching it on TV. Oh, damn. I think it was them at least. I want to go back and watch that. That's wild.

What city were they in? Chicago. Nothing's realer than the real world. Time for a house meeting, y'all. I'm bummed. I'm bummed that I'm at a point in my life

where I don't watch The Challengers anymore. They used to be great television. Yeah. world time for a house meeting y'all i'm bummed i'm bummed that i'm gonna point my life where i don't watch the challenges anymore they used to be great television yeah and then we remember we started to try to talk about it a little bit on we thought about it pod and i remember being kind it made me sad that i wasn't still into this stuff well i think the issue is when they started incorporating people from the other mtv shows yes they didn't watch. That's where I lost interest. They were trying to elevate the other TV shows by using the challenge.

They didn't need to do that. We needed the same characters that we were used to. Yeah. If they were going to do something with other characters from MTV shows, then they needed to give us

what we wanted and do Jersey Shore versus the challenge in a challenge. Because that would have been fucking awesome. Seeing Vinny and P Paulie D and Ronnie. Put Ronnie against The Miz.

He's going to get killed, but it would be so entertaining. Dude, Ron would be fighting every fucking event. It would be so good. Didn't somebody tell us that Ron's like 5'7"? Oh, he's got little man syndrome, speaking of big boss. He's like 5'7", 210. What did he say when he ran away from the dude after punching him? One shot?

One punch. One shot. Yeah. Okay. That guy's... Ron. That guy's got some problems. Ron.

He's got some problems. Yeah. Probably about a year ago now when all the shit started happening with him. His fiance was going live while he they were like arguing and stuff on instagram you don't want to get that notification yeah you don't want to be you don't want to be in an argument see your girl pull up her phone and then she's just recording you for all the world to see didn't the sitch do some jail time for tax evasion he's in there now he's there he's with billy mcfarland they've apparently become friends that's right

yeah and what Yeah What a duo Oh they're gonna parlay that Into some kind of buddy comedy reality show They need to And we're gonna be like Man Billy Like Situation

I don't think anybody hates him anymore He didn't I mean all he did was not pay his taxes Who cares I'm just imagining I'm imagining the Billy McFarlane He's a certified psychopath

Yeah Right I'm just I'm imagining the uh billy mcfarland's he's a certified psychopath yeah right i'm just so yeah i'm imagining uh the uh the video of uh what's his name roy williams the head coach for unc i'm imagining i'm imagining him walking into the locker room but instead of him it's elizabeth smart going up to paul ed and uh or no i'm sorry up to the situation and Billy McFarlane. Okay. Just all getting jailed up together. Dude, the weirdest thing about that entire dynamic, the situation was just that he had abs.

Like he would pull it up. And that's really weird to do. Like there's a lot of people who have abs. It's not like you have some special thing. Yeah, he kind of sucked. He had a dope nickname in abs. Yeah. The situation?

And he was significantly older than everybody on the show. Like, he looked older. And it's like... Well, everyone hated him at first. I think everybody hated him for the most part. I think they like... No, they all like him now. They do?

Yeah, they kind of sympathize with him, and they feel bad for him. He quit drinking, but then he just started eating everything, so now he got fat. Oh, he's fat now? Oh, they did him wrong. He lost the abs?

I remember doing an episode of Jurors Day. Maybe he's just the fat dude with the abs. So he no longer has a situation. It's like when really in shape pregnant women will have abs. That's uncomfortable to me. It's always just like jarring. Yeah, it makes no sense. You're on Instagram and you have abs and a baby. Crazy.

I can't even get them. I mean, i don't work out i guess i can't talk i've got abs somewhere everybody's got abs yeah yeah i mean yeah it's a it's marilyn manson had one of his removed he had a seven pack just got the muscles removed yeah yeah he was just doing too many setups did dylan do his push-ups on the live the other night no oh they've recorded it just on his phone i have some video on my i feel like you have a lot of content on your phone that i don't want to see i did not i did not really uh perform very well wonder I wonder why. Yeah. Yeah. Should we talk about our friends over at

Roback real quick? I think we probably should. There's a new promo code by the way. This is big. So pay attention. This is big. I'm not even going to

say the old promo code but you just have to know that there's a new freaking promo code over at Roback. If you go to roback.com you can find polos,

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Tailgating's coming up. Catch me at UTLSU. What do you think I said? You don't want to know. They said team colors. Oh, come on. What does that even look like? College team color. College team colorway. Is that colorway? Is that how say that i mean i'm looking now

they've got like they even have good names for them yeah the herschel oh that's that's probably red and black right they have the bevo you might you might catch me rocking a bevo at the uh lsu tailgate oh dude you don't give a fuck that's here that's a home and home first. That's here. That's a home and home. Oh, it's here. That's going to be an electric tailgate. LSU has a strong showing in Austin. I can't wait. Dude, how how thorough does our boy John Lyerly going to get? Oh, he's listening right now, too. Hey, John, Texas, let us know how thorough you're going to get.

Invite us to whatever tailgate you're going to because I just want to be there. Oh, I need to get a ticket. If anyone has any hookups out there, I'll pay. Let me know. Look, listen, I'll pay. Let me know. Look, less than a month away. Yeah. College football. The thing is, it can't come soon enough.

That's the thing about it. It can't. I started talking this out the other day. I started talking about my schedule from August through September. I'm fully loaded. You might as well call me Herbie because I'm fully loaded. I can't wait. College football season,

what? You know what? Did you not see that? Lindsay Lohan? I know, it's just... We should do just one. Let's just do a really shitty tailgate. Like just for one game.

For like a shitty game. How would you... I don't even know how we would go about doing that. I would rather tailgate... I'll say this. I'd rather go down to San Marcos and tailgate a T-State football game. I'll never do that again.

If they're still doing it in the middle of a parking lot, which, you know, the asphalt gets like to 120 degrees. That's... It's miserable. There were so many platforms that people were just dancing on when I was there. It's a new era. You couldn't even fit people on when I was there. It's a new era.

You couldn't even fit people on some of those platforms. It's the Spav era. They were also playing some music from the 90s that I remember listening to when it came out new. And the kids were pretty much considering it to be oldies. They probably think Rob... That's like us listening to Take Me Home Tonight. They were just like, oh, this is so old.

They think Rob Thomas Smooth. That to them is like when we heard um i don't know like black dog or a zeppelin song when we were in high school so bad it's like dude yeah i actually liked some of these oldies oh do you put on their oldies playlist you you put together the other day fuck i do remember that that was a lit situation we got a situation planning for the uh you put together the other day. Fuck. I do remember that. That was a lit situation. We got a situation planning for the LSU game.

I told you a little bit about it. You told me about it. Not exactly a tailgate. You told me about it. But we're running out a little bar on the drag. A drag bar? My old high school. Hell yeah. Not a drag bar, but that'd be a situation.

Can I dress in drag for this? You sure can. Okay. What bar? I don't know the name of it. That's a good sign. It's a small, it's like a hole-in-the-wall type situation. Oh, yeah.

Dude, I say we do that in San Marcos. We do it at Showdown, though. It's run out Showdown. I don't like that idea, Dave. Dude, Showdown's the spot. You walk in, they're like, hey, Dylan, what's up, man? Haven't seen you in a couple days. Good idea, Dave. Dude, showdown's the spot. You walk in, they're like, hey, Dylan, what's up, man? What's up? You haven't seen you in a couple days.

Usual, it's like three red snappers and a beer. Yeah. Nope, that's not me. I think that is. Don't do that. Should we get out of here? Yeah. I'm about to pee myself.

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