Circling Back - Private Islands & Saved By The Bell

Episode Date: October 28, 2020

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will defries to my right david ruff things are looking up weather-wise here in central texas the next three or four days, maybe the next five, look quite pleasant. In fact, did we ever make a tea time, Brett? And if we did, you can holster it.

We did not. But Saturday has gone from... Oh, excuse me. I'm on the wrong location, Dave. Was a tea time supposed to be made? I don't think we ever got... To be honest, Dave, I put out the feeler about getting a tee time this weekend, and you never responded positively or negatively to that text.

I thought we talked about it. I was talking about Wolf. We were talking about Avery Ranch or something. Was that a different text? It could have been. If you all have a different text where you're doing golf plans, then I'm going to be real upset. Dylan said he's out, which I'm sure we'll find out why.

I don't think I ever said, oh, I'm 100% in, but I definitely showed interest in some capacity. Okay. I'm just putting it out there. I'm in for joff, I specifically said with a J. All I'm saying is that I decided not to press the issue further because of the lack of interest that I felt from that group text. I'm going to pull the tape. I'm officially listed as doubtful for that.

We did see that. Hmm, David, I sense some sarcasm in that response. No, I've enjoyed playing with you as of late. You've been hitting the ball quite well. Thanks, Dave. Wow. And I enjoy taking your money. Oh, come on, man.

It's been fun, but yeah. It has been fun. We'll talk about it later. We've got a whole segment dedicated to this weekend. How's it going, Dylan? Your stomach's been making hella noises this morning. Yeah, my stomach. Is everything okay?

It's got a lot to say this morning. I'm not sure why. I feel great. I'm not hungry. I'm very happy to be here. I happen to enjoy this wet, dreary, cold weather. It really puts me in the mood, man. Do you think maybe your stomach's craving a certain kind of cuisine, like a certain item?

I'm feeling frisky in this weather. No, Dave, I don't the mood, man. Do you think maybe your stomach's craving a certain kind of cuisine, like a certain item? I'm feeling frisky in this weather. No, Dave, I don't think so, man. I'm not even hungry, like I said. Like a kolache or something. I do love kolaches. I think everybody does, though. What about some soup? No.

This is soup weather, dog. I don't care. You don't have soup? Lentils. I enjoy some soup. I never go out of my way for soup. Never. All right, dude.

Get out of here with that shit. No, it's not. Yes, it is. After I eat soup, I'm like, man, I really want something heavy in my stomach. I want an actual meal now. What kind of fucking soup are you eating? If you eat a bowl of tomato soup, then yeah, you're going to leave hungry. But if you've got some chunky soup there.

Like a stew yeah okay stew's different stew's got chunks of meat and shit but chili's too much right you don't want chili's not soup okay we're not doing this we can't do this it's not yes it is do you ever like dunk anything in your soup or in your chili i will dunk a grilled cheese sandwich in a tomato soup what if you put chili on, like, another item? Like a hamburger? I know where you're going with this, David. And, no, I don't really eat chili dogs too much.

Chili glizzies. Chilizies. Ha. What? What? Never mind. A ghillie dog? You want to talk about chili again? I don't even want to go down that wormhole.

You think chili's soup? I just think that it's not not enough. Wait. It's not. It's more stew than it is soup. We got in a big fight over this, like, day, week one of this podcast, I feel like. I swear to God, we got, like, very upset with each other. Really?

I think it was mainly you. No, it wasn't. Stew's soup and chili, to me, they're just in the soup family. If someone wants to go down the road and try to argue that while I'm eating my soup, I'm going to be very upset that they're ruining my bowl of soup. Well, why would you let that ruin your bowl of soup? Because it's a fucking nerdy-ass argument to have. You wouldn't pour soup on your hot dog.

You don't know what I'd do. I'd love to see it. Just some wonton soup. It just depends on the chili, though, because the chili dogs aren't made with, like, the chili that you'd make in your crock pot at home most of the time. It's usually some type of chili that would be a little chunkier. That's true, I think. I don't know.

I've never made, I've never in a profession. It feels like it's in some little subcategory of that stuff. I don't know. Look, I'm not passionate enough either way about this. You just confirmed what I said. Chili is my passion. You just confirmed what I said. I did?

Yeah. It's just in its own subcategory. Yeah, it is. It's still the soup family, genus and species, we're going chili stew soup. Yeah. If I'm thinking about soups, I think like chicken noodle or tomato. I don't think chili. Dude, let me help you up your soup game player no i i don't i'm not i don't fuck with soups that much didn't you tell me for dinner last night you had a campbell's chunky

i didn't know why would i just tell you that no because sometimes you just text me weird shit i'm never i never i will never talk bad about campbell Chunky. There was a time. It got me through some times in my life where Campbell's Chunky was one of the nicer things that I could afford. Potato and stew, or the potato and beef. There's a name for that. And Donovan McNabb had the ads on lockdown. With his mom.

It was high in protein. Yeah, was that his actual mom? I think so. Do you want the official distinction between soup and stew? Sure. Generally, stew does not have anything floating in it. And soup has enough liquid to make stuff float. It's kind of the unofficial distinction.

Maybe the broth is the great distinction. Like I said, nerd shit. Don't bring your science in here. Chili can be considered both. Both, huh? Troth is the great distinction. Like I said, nerd shit. Don't bring your science in here. Chili. Can we consider both? Both, huh? I tend to lean toward it not being a soup or a stew, but I don't really. I'm not a big chili guy.

I do love a good chili pie. You know what, Dave? I'm glad you said that. I'm not that big into chili either. I love chili. I would rather have someone like if it's like, hey, come over. It's like cold weather. We're watching the games. I'm doing my

homemade chili or I'm doing a brisket. I'm going brisket. You ever done a dope ass venison chili, David? No. I've had bison chili. Oh, buddy. I killed a bison. This is different. On the plains. Bison is basically beef. Yeah, but it's loaded with B vitamins. Venison. This is different. On the plains. Bison is basically beef.

Yeah, but it's loaded with B vitamins. Venison is a completely different kind of animal. I know, but it's still an alt animal. Okay. What is an alt animal? It's not mainstream. It's an alternative animal. Where does an elk fall?

It's alt. Oh, yeah. Elk is alt, dude. You can't just go to H-E-B and pick up elk. That's fair. Are all animals like, am I just dumb for not knowing? I mean, everybody's going to be like... I mean, the mainstream animals, cows, chickens,

pigs. Yeah. Those are the big three. These are farmed animals. But if I have to go out and hunt this animal, or I mean, if one of my buddies has to go out and hunt this and then give me some of his surplus, then it's an alt animal. If I have to spend like $23 on a small packet of ground bison at Whole Foods, that's an alt animal. And it's the only place I can get it.

I'll throw turkey in there as being a mainstream too. Good call. It's mainstream. It only puts out like one album a year. But it's good. But it's a mainstream too. Good call. It's mainstream only puts out like one album a year. But it's good. But it's a good album. What? Turkey's an everyday food.

Like lunch meat? Yeah. Turkey's a little dry for you. It's fine. We're not poo-pooing turkey as a lunch meat. I am. It's like the classic lunch meat. It is, yeah.

I prefer ham. I mean, no you don't. Come on, dude. I did it yesterday. That's fair. I prefer ham as well. But don't. I did it yesterday. That's fair. I prefer ham as well, but turkey is just like, you know what you're getting with a turkey sandwich. You're right.

I'm willing to consider they put out a bunch of mixtapes and one actual album release per year. The lunch sandwich, the lunch meat is a mixtape. Good addendum. Can we get some official business out of the way? Go follow Circle Impact Pod on the Grom. Add me on the group. Miss that kid.

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You didn't? Randy had a pretty decent run toward the end. Randy's clearly a player. Everybody had already logged off the stream by then, but. Did he completely botch it like he did on Friday with me? No, I don't. That's good. I don't think it was.

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All right, Zuck. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. Okay. You guys hear about this new Saved by the Bell trailer? Yeah. It was making the rounds yesterday. Dylan does not sound too pleased.

Out of every show that I ever watched as a kid growing up, I think Saved by the Bell is the one that I most associate with my childhood. Yeah. So to see this get remade is one of those gifts and a curse where it's like, man, do we really need this? Do we really want this? I watched Hell is Saved by the Bell. Loved that show growing up. Brings back a lot of memories. I can't say I'm fired up for this.

It had to have been weird. I was worried to even click play on the trailer because I was just like, I don't really know if I want to do this right now. I'll be watching. The trailer wasn't as know if I want to do this right now. I'll be watching. The trailer wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. After watching the trailer, I think I'm lightly in. So correct me if I'm wrong. Screech is not in this, I know. But is Lisa Turtle in this?

I've not seen Lisa. She's unfortunately had some- Because I recall an interview and she was very upset about being left out. you and she was very um upset about being left out from from what i've taken in and i this is very half like half-assed research is that like screech is like the scorched earth like no fuck that guy screech stinks lisa turtle's like you have some personal issues and i don't think they want to associate her with it because they don't know what could happen lark vior he's for he's yeah but the the people that we know are in it, Jesse Spano,

A.C. Slater, Zach. Paul Gossler. Tiffany Amber Thiessen. She's in it? I call her Tad. Is she? I didn't see her in the trailer.

Yeah. Okay. She is. You gotta wait till the band's playing. Oh, I didn't wait till the band was playing. So she might not be a main character. Yeah. She might just be in the-

Randy, fact check that. What about Mr. Belding? No. No, Mr. Belding, former Baylor Bear, great. He kind of looks like shit lately. I feel like they were like, hey, let's get that other guy

that could play Mr. Belding. Well, dude, he was like 55 when they were recording this. I know. Max? No. Max is in it. Max is in it.

Unfortunately, I'm sad to report Rod Belding not in. We don't know that yet. Glaring lack of Rod. We don't know. They might have a lack of rod. We don't know. They might have a whitewater raft trip coming up. They might need rod to take it and then ghost on them. He doesn't bail for a flight attendant.

What was the flight attendant's name? I don't know, but Tiffany or something? She must have been smoked. She's probably like a six. You think rod? No, dude, it's rod. Dude, how is A.C. Slater hotter now than he was back then? He is scorching.

Adrenochrome. Adrena Chrome. Oh, my God. He looks like he's 25. He also has a great just name. Mario Lopez? Mario Lopez Strong. Those dimples. Get out of here.

No, he is a... Get out of here with those dimps. People say miss me on that. No, please hit me with that. He's apparently a competent amateur boxer. Really? I've heard that. Was he a Golden Boy Productions guy?

He had some affiliation. I don't think he ever took on any professional fights, but he has some amateur fights. He can throw hands, you're saying. You wouldn't want to tangle with him, even though I think he might be a tiny man. I was going to start a fist fight with him, but now I'm just not going to. He could take me. Probably a good move. Right.

How do we feel about Zach just being his dad, essentially? He's the governor. Did you see that? Is he the governor? I think his dad, essentially? He's the governor. Did you see that? Is he the governor? I think he's the governor. I couldn't tell if he was a governor or something or if he was just like a newscaster. I couldn't really see what was going on. It makes total sense that he would ascend the ranks of California politics as he was like a verified sociopath in high school.

Are they playing themselves in the show or are they just on the show as new characters no they're playing themselves okay got like it's a C Slater like a gym teacher or something you got a thing I thought it was really dumb when they had him turn the chair around and he was like having trouble with it I was like okay oh you gotta have that in there no but like how he's like clearly stretching it out like he's like pull the groin or something I was like dude come on just yeah shape still he can yeah my stomach stomach dude i hope the mic didn't pick that up dj tummy over there seriously don't call me dj tommy dude dj tommy dude uh jesse what's her name elizabeth what's jesse the actress's name i don't remember

elizabeth berkeley known from show movie show girls don't it's probably where you know her from um she looks really good a lot of people say it's one of the worst movies of all time well i say i've only seen i've only seen the inappropriate scenes so yeah i can't vouch for that out mr skin yeah i think i did watch that one time just to see what all the what's the opposite of hype was about. Well, it was weird. Growing up, I never thought Jessie Spano was hot, and it was solely because she was portrayed as the nerd on the show. She's a goody-goody.

And then if you look at her outside of the vacuum of the show, it's like, wait, Jessie Spano's kind of slashed. I'm going to say something about what she looks like in this trailer, and it's probably going to be a little bit weird. Her skin looks great. It's, like, glowing. I totally agree. What is going on there? Anytime you share a screen with Kelly Kapowski, you know, you're not going to be seen as the hot one. True. Sorry to say.

Dude, she was so freaking hot, I called her Kelly Kablowski. What? Okay, yeah. If she's not your number one. If you were born in the years that, like, between probably when you guys were born and when I was born, if she's not your number one, if you were born in the years that, like, between, probably when you guys were born and when I was born, if she's not, like, your number one childhood crush, then I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, she's pretty perfect.

I swear to God, I have a vivid memory. One of the first internet slow download, just as the photo slowly, like, grows on your screen, was her, like, quote, nude photos at my buddy's house. Yep. Oh, yeah. She was in, like, see-through lace. It's weird that I remember how, like, she was wearing it. No, I remember it, too.

I could tell you all about them. I remember watching it download on my computer screen. We're, like, in his back room, like, his family computer, and we're, like, one guy's watching the door. Like, did you hear Kelly Kapowski went nude? We're, like, dude, okay, okay. It would, you know, download it on like probably a 56K or whatever's worse than that

and it took like eight minutes. Worth it. Oh, yeah. It was. Yeah. I remember that.

Swing. Wayne's World. So, it says that, it says, Tiffany Thiessen will only be in one episode and Zach is only

in three episodes. Okay. It also says Lark Voorhees casting as a guest star was confirmed in September 2020 after she had appeared on TV for the first time in years on The Dr. Oz Show to discuss her mental health issues and the feeling of not being invited to the show's reunion as well as other cast member events. That's the interview I referenced earlier. And then Dustin Diamond he he expressed his disappointment and then everyone stopped caring like yes we don't care dog that guy stinks yeah i he's had a tough go of it i don't understand like i know that zach was kind of hard on screech back in the day but it

it made no sense that they were like connected as friends in the first place yeah that's like Dylan being friends with like Randy no I don't be in friends it's like a nerd in high school like it just didn't happen yeah I got love for nerds man I know like they were no I got love for no you were you sitting at the Sizzler down the street with nerds it's the boners I didn't like I like not like nerds though yeah but like you weren't sitting there like just chopping it up with screech you're You're right. You're right. But I could vibe with him on a one-on-one in class. Yeah, you weren't vibing.

Well, that's because you were trying to get answers from them. Talking about molecules and shit, I'll vibe with you. Yeah, because you were hoping they'd partner up with you and you could get an answer. No, no. Man, come on. Don't do me like that. Chlorophyll. Dude, was it weird watching say by the bell like for us it was for will and i like don't don't make it all the guy joe you know like we were like this is what high school is going to

be like but you were living high school when this show was coming out see the thing is we are the same age dave nine months difference people forget that that's a lot of time you're also pretty old i'm not yeah pretty bold now you also pretty old. I'm not. Yeah. Pretty bold. No, you're pretty old. I'm pretty cold on the mic. Yeah, well, I'll give you that.

Are we going to watch this? Yes. Well, I don't know if I get Peacock. You do. I'll just give you my password. Can you give me your login? I'll give you my login. How about this new fat-ass mic we haven't talked about yet? Dude, we got the thick voice.

The thick voice. I'd like to see Micah swallow one of these. No way you could do that. He's a thick voice. I'd like to see Micah swallow one of these. No way you can do that. He's going to be so caught off guard when he comes in for too much dip. I know. Thick boy mics. These mics aren't made for mic covers, but I decided to go rogue and just buy some. I feel like we're in an actual production studio right now.

PH. Speaking of going rogue, can I put something into the universe and may yield some results down the road? KJ has a really good Alex Jones impression. We learned this before we recorded the other day. Oh, yeah. Need to know more about that. It's like he gave us like a second and a half of it. And it was really good.

Yeah. We need that. I'm not going to listen to the Rogan Alex Jones. That's three and a half hours. I'm an hour in. Wait, is there a new one? Yes. Oh, I'm in. I can't going to listen to the Rogan Alex Jones. That's three and a half hours. I'm an hour in. Wait, is there a new one? Yes. Oh, I'm in.

I can't do it, man. The last time I did it, it stressed me out too much. I like a little dose of crazy in my life every now and then. This one's a little bit more measured. Okay. It's a lot. I'm only an hour in, but Joe and Jamie are like fact-checking the stuff he's saying in real time. So that's all I'll say.

Okay. It's entertaining. I mean, dude, I mean, no matter what you think of him, like... Does he drop globalists quite a few times?

Oh, yeah, at least 28 times. Yeah. Within the first three minutes we are talking Ghislaine Maxwell. Okay. We're talking Ghislaine. We're talking Epstein.

We're talking Ghislaine's dad, connections to MI6. And the Maxwell family's connections to big tech. And that is within the first three minutes. If you're listening on Spotify, of course, because they don't do that. Okay. You're in. I didn't know they were doing Epstein stuff.

Give it 15 minutes, and I think you might be satisfied. But I get why you wouldn't listen to it if you're not into that. I'm not really into it. I just find him compelling to listen to. Oh, yeah. Just to see what kind of shit he's saying. A lot of times it's bad shit. Yeah.

You know it's not bad shit. The Masters coming up next week. With game day. Is game day there this weekend or next weekend? Let's go. Unfortunately, neither. It's the weekend after so so they're just doing it after the masters is over i think you're off on your masters saturday of masters week that's very possible okay right saturday okay it's november 14th moving day

moving day wow so what like why because it's the first time that the Masters has coincided with football season. And they, I don't know, they're just going rogue, going crazy. No fans, right? Right. There are no fans this year. Correct? Yeah. I think so.

So I don't know if I'm in or out on this. It's not going to be that big of a deal, really. I think it's just getting a lot of hype because it's never happened before. But, I mean, it's going to be game day with just a different backdrop. I think this will leave people wanting more. I think this will be pretty spare as these things go. They're going to talk football and they're going to talk golf. And it's going to be fun.

It'll be a lot of forced narratives, like storylines. Like, they'll probably really go heavy on go heavy on JT being an Alabama guy. Oh, for sure. I would be shocked. Well, if he's in the middle of a tournament, though, he's not going to be a celebrity guest picker. That's what I'm confused by. They're not going to have the golfers that we want to see,

hopefully because we want these guys to actually be playing, and they're not going to be wanting to waste their time talking to. The biggest name to miss the cut will do the picks Saturday morning. Yeah. You know what I mean? Freddie Couples. No. Freddie's always in the – he's always in the tournament, though.

He doesn't move the needle for it. Well, he's in the tournament for like – He's not as relevant. He'll make the cut. That's the problem. Yeah, and then it always gets a little ugly, and it's like, oh, Freddie. He has a great – if the Masters were three rounds, Freddie Couples would be making noise.

It'll be Spieth, probably. It'll be Spieth probably. It'll be Spieth and Longhorn Gear. That's unfortunately very true. He'll be making picks. Do you think this streams like some of the guys in the game day bench and like Van Pelt were like, let's go to Augusta. No, 100%. 100%.

It was like, well, Van Pelt's already going to be there. Right. Because he already does his stuff. And the other guys are like, well, fuck, if we can work remotely, what's stopping us from going to Georgia? Yeah. They're like, what, you want to go to the Bulldogs? No, I want to be in Augusta.

So top matchups that day, Will. We got No. 9, Wisconsin. Don't know who their quarterback's going to be. At No. 13, Michigan. Their game was just canceled. Wisconsin. This week? Nebraska, game was just canceled. Wisconsin. This week? Nebraska, I think it was.

Okay. No. 2, Alabama at LSU, which, you know. Maybe John Peters to the LSU. Come on. So, you know. I mean, look for the storylines there. It could be fun. Who does Georgia play?

Anybody? That's a great question. I wonder where they're going to set it up. The par three course. Okay. Oh, I don't hate that. From 9 a.m. to noon Eastern. They're going to be zany stuff.

Like the guys in the desk are all going to take a shot. Oh, yeah. You know? Like from, yeah, from like right next to the. I'm surprised Augusta's letting them do this. Me too. Me too. This is very...

I mean, keep in mind, this is the tournament that once banned an announcer for what... I can't remember his name, for saying the Greens had bikini wax. They looked like they had bikini wax on them because they were so fast. You can't say that?

They take themselves very seriously. Yeah, but at the same time, when's the last time you were watching Game Day and you're like, oh man, that was pretty inappropriate. It's very generic anyway. Yeah. It was Gary McCord in the 94 Masters.

He said the 17th green was so fast it seemed to be bikini waxed and that, quote, body bags were located behind the green for players who missed their approach shots. That's good. That's good. I want that. That's great announcing. Objectively. Were people doing bikini waxes in 94?

Yeah. Really? Have you seen those bikinis from back in the day? Kelly Kapowski was wearing the most high-rise bikinis you could ever see. Oh, yeah. So, yeah. Okay. Malibu Sands Beach Club.

Oh, yeah. Sneaky horny episode here. Yeah. Kelly Kapowski in the mix. Your boy's going to get a little age. I don't understand the analogy. Bikini wax and greens. Slick.

Very quick. Oh, okay. I mean, he could have just said it was like a basketball court or something instead of, you know, talking about ripping pubes out of private parts. Yeah, the pubes thing is what did him in. No one wants to think of pubes when they're watching the Masters. Some people probably do. Check out manscaped.com.

How do you guys feel about the Bryson video that came out yesterday? Of him just going the fuck off. Oh, I hadn't seen this. Are you kidding me? It didn't hit the TL? What is your TL? Yeah, you need to reassess your TL. Your TL has failed you.

I don't follow Bryson, I'll tell you that. There's a video of Bryson surrounded by people, and he's on an elevated tee box, and Thunderstruck is blasting in the background. Oh, let's go. And he is absolutely screaming. He unwinds on one, and then when he recoils so hard that I think both of his shoulders might have popped out, he screams something. 208. Is that what he? I think he's his shoulders might have popped out. He screams something.

208. Is that what he? I think he's screaming 208 because he wants 208 ball speed. Or he's just yelling. Yeah. Oh, I got to watch this, man. It's honestly kind of weird, but it's kind of awesome. And you're like, uh.

I was anti-Bryson taking steroids until I saw this video, and then I was like, it kind of makes sense now. You can't just be blasting Thunderstruck. To me, the entire video looked like, Dylan, it was on, I even put it on the circling back feed. Do you have us muted? You did? On Twitter? We got to get volume if that would, we can even do that.

I don't even know if we can do that. So he's setting up and he's just waggling. There's, I don't know, 20 people around him probably. Confirm and have not watched this. That's him. He's yelling 208 for the ball speed. I mean, he's tweaking out. What is his problem?

Oh, my God. Does he yell take that after he hits the ball? He either says beat that or take that or get some. I don't know. I like to pretend he's yelling get some. What? Are we sure he's not doing steroids? Okay, Bryson. You need to calm down, buddy. Dude, his T is just spiking. It's one

of the most ridiculous golf videos I've ever seen that's not like a staged event thing. Yeah, he did smelling salts before. Alright, Randy, you can kill that audio that we can only hear in the studio. Thank you. Thank you, Randy. I just don't get what he... It's not Adderall because then he wouldn't be able to drink his organe shakes.

Is Adderall a banned substance on the tour? I don't know. Probably. It shouldn't be. Yeah, it shouldn't be. Have you ever tried to play golf on Adderall? No. I have not. Me neither. Golf died just first. Yeah, what? No. Totally not.

Sweating. I haven't. I played Torrey P neither. Golf died just first. Yeah, what? No, totally not. Sweating. I haven't. I played Torrey Pines on Adderall once. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I woke up really hungover at a bachelor party, and somebody was like, well, I know something. I'll kick it into gear. And I took half of one.

It got me kind of back to normal, but I was overthinking everything. Any putt. You're seeing everything in like a grid? Yes. Like how Bryson actually sees golf. Yeah, I was very much overdoing it. Get a protractor out. I was not allowing the game to come to me.

Let's put it that way. It's like, dude, Will's changed clubs eight times. Dude, just tee off. It's a seven iron. Brett's got information for us. No, it's okay. I've been trying to butt in multiple times. Therapeutic use exemptions

for Adderall and Ritalin are available for people that need them and can be prescribed them. Otherwise, they're bad. Interesting. Which makes sense because Golf Digest refers to Adderall as birdies in a bottle. No. No. It's just not.

Whatever nerd wrote that has never golfed with Adderall in their system before. I can see how it could be helpful. Yeah. For a pro golfer, I guess more than an amateur like me who just already has no mental game. And also, I don't take Adderall very often at all. True that. I mean, hardly ever.

That's probably the last time I took it. One thing it would help you with on the course is if you were like trying to go out and drink like 150 beers. Yeah. That's like, that would be what I would take Adderall for. I can confirm that I did do close to that

that day on the course. Why, what is the deal with that? Why is it, why is beer just water on Adderall? Allegedly. Oh, yeah.

People say. I don't know. Per sources. I've never,all. Allegedly. Yeah. People say. I don't know. Per sources. Per sources. You don't even earn. So what we're saying is that we don't think that Bryson was on Adderall when he was yelling 208 and beat that. I just think he's a freak. It's borderline cringey, but it's still awesome.

It's what I want him to be doing at this point, though. He's flirting with cringe, but yeah, I don't want him any other way. This is the most happy I've been taking in content from one specific golfer outside of Tiger Woods. I can't really think of how much enjoyment and entertainment I've gotten out of other golfers

that even compares to this. You talking Bryson? Yes. Okay. I'm not saying I love him. I'm not saying he's my favorite golfer, but just the pure entertainment value of what he's brought to the table has been so through the roof that I could not have anticipated it.

I agree. I'm far from a Bryson guy, as I've said many times, but the dude is adding some entertainment to the game of golf. Question. How do you look at Bryson if he's doing all this, same personality, same long drives, same bulk, but he is wearing a regular baseball cap, a regular golf hat, and not that silly little newsboy cap? It depends on the golf cap.

What if it's just a Titleist hat or whatever ball he's playing? Just like any other golfer would wear. Yeah, it would make him less insufferable. The hat, to me, at this point is just a minor detail of what Bryson is. Like, I don't even register the hat anymore because I'm too busy just looking at how wide he is. Yeah, but that little thing sitting on top of his massive body, it adds to the cringe a little bit for me. I don't hate those hats. Some people can pull them off.

I get it. But to have this meathead personality with a little goofy – what are those hats even called? It is a little funny. I might just call it the Payne Stewart hat. The Payne Stewart. That's him. He made it. Yeah.

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Very good. Very easy. Oh, it had like the olives that I like in it. Oh, my God. That's good. Chopped up carrots in there, celery. Stop, dude. I'm hungry.

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Okay, fair. Then it's fair game, I guess. No, I didn't say that. But, I mean, you've made these things before. You can vouch for how easy it is. Yes, even I can work an oven. Maybe you're having some hoisin steak strip lettuce cups and pickled daikon and carrots.

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Dave is familiar with the area. Yeah, it's the M Streets. The M Streets, according to him. I don't really know what the area. Yeah, it's the M Streets. The M Streets, according to him. I don't really know what that means. Apparently, it's a nice area. And the owner of a house in that neighborhood decided to decorate for Halloween and went, meh, tinge overboard with it, I believe.

In the front yard is included, looks like four dead bodies, one of which is in a bag. A wheelbarrow. One has a chainsaw on his back. One has a safe that has crushed his skull in. The other is on the roof hanging off with what appears to be a machete in the back of his head. Tough.

And there's excessive blood. Gallons of blood. Just a lot of blood. It's so realistic. Most of it coming from the gentleman's head that was crushed by the safe. No one's head has that much blood. They also did the explosion. Have you ever blown someone's head off, Dave?

And the police have been called numerous times because of this. Yes, understandably so. And I don't think it's because people think it's a real murder scene, but just because it's pretty disturbing imagery. Honestly, it's jarring. If you're driving by, you immediately think it's real because it's so realistic that you would think that. But if you call actually thinking that these are murdered people, then you're an idiot. I'm not going to call the police, but I also don't want to take parks by this house.

You know what I mean? Correct. It's pretty gruesome. This would scar parks at least through Halloween. And just explain, like, Like, it's pretty gruesome. This would scar parks for, like, at least through Halloween. And just explain, like, no, it's just a Halloween thing. People just go overboard sometimes. Like, it's, you know, to a five-year-old, it's saying a lot. The safe has major Breaking Bad vibes.

Yes. One of the most high-intensity scenes. Could have done without the entire episode, really. The entire episode just made me, it made my skin grow. The meth stuff, like the actual, when you got into like the nitty gritty of like the meth users on Breaking Bad, that stuff was like, it just felt like it was realistic. Is that a wheelbarrow, just a body parts? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I think you count that as a body as well. Okay. Can I? This photo does not show the black bag um trash bag oh there it is i'm sorry yes it does yeah there's just a dead body yeah there's a dead presumably a dead body in there can we talk logistics on this for a second yeah one of my favorite parts about this whole thing is that randy is trying to figure out like the how the this um crime scene went down he says it's unrealistic and again it's just a halloween decoration randy says it's unrealistic. And again, it's just a Halloween decoration, Randy.

No, it's pretty realistic, but it doesn't account for a missing person here. Because, all right, theoretically, a guy pushing a wheelbarrow full of a body and body parts got with the chainsaw in the back. Presumably by the guy whose head got crushed by the anvil who threw the chainsaw. But the anvil guy got it dropped on the guy on the roof, who now has a machete in the back of his head. Now, only thing missing is the guy who put the machete in the back of his head. We need to get a forensics team on this and figure out exactly what happened. Also, it looks to be a multifamily unit,

so you have to think the other family is like, eh, what are we doing? Yeah, I'm a little curious about this. I just realized that, yeah, it's a duplex. The Johnsons are like, what the fuck are they doing? This is a – the family's name or the guy's name is Steven Novak, and I don't believe it is the former Maverick and Nick Great Steve Novak, but it wouldn't shock me. Fantastic remodel on their neighbors, though. M Street, it's a highly

coveted area. I don't know what it's like these days, but like... Coveted? You had a house... Coveted? Got it. If you had a house in the M Streets back like a decade ago, you were doing pretty well. A lot of people rent there, but if you owned one, you were falling. I really appreciate the effort here. It'd be fun

if this was like in your neighborhood maybe but maybe not like on your street you know just soon you know yeah because you literally if let's say halloween rolls around you're not walking up that walkway because your shoes will get covered in fake blood yeah they did an impeccable job with the fake blood though they did there's like blast patterns. Yeah. Like they thought to themselves, okay, so say that this safe actually fell on this guy's head. Where would the blood go to?

Is it going to dribble down the center of the sidewalk? Is it going to splatter back onto the stairs? What direction is it going to dribble in? I mean, they killed it. The blood from the guy that got chainsawed is actually, I think, one of the more impressive ones. The splatters are just next level. Yeah.

It's like Dexter did this whole thing. What happens when it rains? It pours. You got to get more blood. You got to bring these guys in like, honey. Just throw a tarp over the whole scene. Like a baseball field. Keep it dry.

I don't know. It's great, but it's like, calm down, man. They killed it. Is the one guy with the chainsaw on the back, does he have nice shoes? Are those like foams? Got some fly wires on. The bodies are good. I mean, they're good.

It's solid work here. Yeah. I get why this is a problem. Yeah. It's gruesome. First Amendment, though, bro. But it's fun. Yeah.

Are they going to have to remove this? I don't know. I don't know if any of this stuff is governed by an HOA. You have to think the HOA, if there is one, is not real thrilled. There's probably a disturbing the peace charge. You could maybe throw at them or something. I don't know. This guy's fucked up.

Did he read his quote? He said, quote, I'm most proud of the wheelbarrow tipped over by the street full of hefty bags looking like a failed attempt to dispose of some dismembered bodies in the middle of the night, Novak says. A kid walked by and asked me what happened to them. I said they ate too many Skittles. That's messed up. Oh, man. He did say it was raining a lot and washing the blood away,

so he had to – I don't even know what this word is. I don't even know what this is, but he had to do something with the bodies. It looks like if you scroll down to this article, there's a picture of the same house in the same situation, but it's a different setup. It looks like he's done this numerous years. Well, he's got the setup where there's also a recycling container that's filled with blood and a bunch of skulls,

which is actually very chilling. But look at the blood from the dead body nearest that bin. Yeah. It's like, wow. Maybe it's from the rain. He's just had to redo it a bunch of times. This guy's blood budget must be through the roof. The word that's in there, indefatigable, which is showing sustained enthusiastic action.

Can I just say I've never heard that word. I've never seen that word. Why did this guy pull this word out? This guy seems like – That is the weirdest thing about this story. I'm imagining him looking like the dude from Silicon Valley, the coder. Oh, the atheist dude? Gilroy?

What's his name? It's not Gilroy. It's something like that. It's just, that's what I imagine this homeowner looking like. Whatever. Spooky season, man. Some people just get really into spooky season. I get it.

Some people do. I wonder if he's a backer. He might be full opto. That's what I'm saying. The logistics of the chainsaw being used to stab instead of slice. I'm wondering if that's right. I agree. I feel like you don't stab someone with a chainsaw.

You saw them in half. Right. So why not just put more blood there and saw that guy in half? Seems like a no-brainer. Oh, I'm tired. Speaking of no-brainer, that one up on the porch. Yeah. His brain spilled out all over the uh the entryway it's too bad i hate to see it yeah this is the most over the top i've probably ever seen if only steve submitted this to our contest last week

he probably won yeah steve would have won steve would have won. I said that I had a neighbor put Pennywise up around a tree. It's no longer there. I'm wondering if he got complaints. Or stolen. I was thinking that too. But it's not there. Good. You know what?

Good. Yeah, I don't need that. I don't either. Scaring the kiddos. Yeah, can't scare the kiddos. You checked that night store though? Dude, surprisingly I did. Can't scare the kiddos. You jerked that next door, though? Dude, surprisingly, I did, and there's been no complaint.

There were no complaints about it. Next door's been a little quiet lately. I feel like there's something about to pop off. Good. If there's ever a time for next door to start chirping up a little bit, it's definitely Halloween. Some dude in my neighborhood on next door said,

we don't really need to do Halloween this year, right? And he just got roasted by everyone. Everyone's like oh yeah we do dude cock so i think we're doing halloween that dude doesn't he puts off like doesn't have a five-year-old vibes yeah like yeah tell it to my kids turn your porch light off yeah dude just like don't do it like no one's forcing a lot of people who don't in non-pandemic years it's not a big deal yeah the porch light is uh the indicator dude just didn't want to go drop the bag at CBS for that bag of candy. That's $4. I guess he had COVID concerns, but yeah, just turn your light off and let the kids have their fun.

What if you guys just had everyone quarantined for two weeks and have multiple health screens before Halloween starts? Is this a segue? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kim K went off on the timeline. Oh, shit. She did. She did a tweet thread about a vacation she's on.

I thought you were a birthday diva. I didn't realize that she was this bad. Are you going to do this for your 40th? Surprise, guys. We're all going to a private island that I've rented out. Actually, I was renting out Wilmonds. That's where we're going. Dude, that reservation is definitely going to get lost in the mix somewhere.

So if you could call the night before and just remind everybody, Tide would probably appreciate that. Oh, my God. What we talked about before this, it's so much worse now that I'm looking at her entire thread. Oh, the whole thread. Yeah, there's a lot of contact. She misused humbly twice. There's another tweet, and this is arguably worse worse so it's just photos of her balling out

and looking hot with hot people everybody's wearing linen major chill sitch and she says in this one uh i realize that for most people this is something that is so far out of reach right now so in moments like these i am humbly reminded of how privileged my life is. Hashtag this is 40. So you have a problem with the use of humbly in that. She's humbly, yeah. She's doing what a lot of people make the mistake of. One of the-

Using humbly incorrectly. One of the more misused words in our language is humble. She was not humbled here. No, the opposite. This is quite the opposite. You can't reserve a private island for all of your best friends and then be humbled.

Unless you were expecting something vastly different. Like, I'm just strutting across that island like, yeah, I paid for this. What's up, y'all? Where's my drink? The opposite of being humbled. Humbled for her is if she had to do this at Woodrow's. Or, yeah. Like I said before the pod, maybe she lost a fortune in the stock market,

and they had to go to Galveston instead of a private island. Don't do Galvey like that. Objectively, not a great beach, Brett. Have you been to Galvey? I haven't. No one's called Galvey, but I just did. I'm scheduled to. I got love for Galvey.

I got family from that area. No one who's worth – how many figs is she worth? Nine. Several. Trace Common. Nine to ten. She's vacationing in Galveston. You know, no one.

Not one. All right. I would go to the boardwalk down there. Maybe one of the, like, the tobacco attorneys that lives in Beaumont or something. He'll go fishing there. Yeah, you're right. He won't take the whole squad there. You're right.

You're right. Anyway. Yeah, read're right. He won't take the whole squad there. You're right. You're right. Anyway. Yeah, read the room, Kim. 40 and feeling so humbled and blessed. Why does he have to mention that it's a private island? You're already flexing enough on the rest of us. Just say you're at the beach. It's probably to avoid people being like, oh, so you went to St. Barts where there's a bunch of people and you brought everything down.

It's probably to avoid that, but it just comes off so above everyone, which is kind of the Kardashian MO anyway. But it's just like, stop. You're right. That is why she did this. I'm confused at whether or not Kanye was here. I want to know. We know he was in Austin last Friday doing Rogan. Which means he wasn't quarantining and doing health screenings for two weeks.

That being said, he could have been quarantining in Wyoming, for all we know, because there's not a lot of stuff going on around him. He just kind of has his compound. You think if Kim got noticed mid-party, her COVID test came back positive, they would pull her from the party. Hard to say. And then she'd go back out for the photos. Yeah, maybe.

Maybe. Sports? Justin Turner. Yeah, she's just not playing the same game we are. She needs to be humble. Is this the Brody? Is this the Jenner that y'all are boys with now from the cruise? Brody.

Brody, is that him in this? The hot one. Is he in this? No, he's not in this. There's a guy in this, and I assume he doesn't look very hot. The tall dude? Brody is strikingly handsome. With a backward hat.

Hard to say. I don't even know who you're talking about in this case. Like the second tweet in the thread. Oh, it's definitely not Brody. Oh, the guy with all of them? Yeah. That's Rob, dude. Oh, that's Rob?

How do you not know Rob? Dude, I... Wait, really? Rob's in this? My knowledge of this is very... Yeah, Rob's in the first photo. Oh. Come on.

You've got to invite Rob, dude. He's a bro. Was Travis Scott there? Hard to say. I never know what's got to invite Rob. He's a bro. Was Travis Scott there? Hard to say. I never know what's going on with them. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's definitely Rob.

I've done a really good job of pretty much taking the Kardashians off my feed. Hey, Rob looks good. Like, comparatively. He's gone through some shit, and he gained a bunch of weight. He looks good. Yeah, I felt bad for Rob for a significant portion. Oh, I definitely have felt bad for him during stints, for sure. No Lamar.

No, I don't think he's welcome. What's his name is there, though? Devin Booker? No. Devin Booker was there, wasn't he? Chloe's baby daddy. What's his name? What's the UT?

I should know his name. Tristan. Tristan. Tristan. Thompson. I did see there's one picture where Devin Booker, I think you can make him out in the background. Yes, I'm seeing his name. Tristan. Tristan. Tristan. Thompson. I did see there's one picture where Devin Booker, I think you can make him out in the background. Yes, I'm seeing that now.

I forgot he is dating. Kendall. Kendall. Okay. Who is my favorite Kardashian? I don't choose favorites. Yeah, you do. Dylan's a Chris guy.

I'm not a Chris guy. Chris has got a BA, though. She is. No, she is. Come on, dude. She is. She's your boss. I don't know.

Now every single person has a tweet on their timeline quoting her. I didn't have any good ideas for it. We danced, rode bikes, swam near whales, kayaked, watched a movie on the beach, and so much more. I realize that for most people this is something that is so far out of reach right now well actually it's it's out of reach for all of us for forever not just right now it must be nice that her her normal for a brief moment in time is sitting with all of her friends on a private island i wish that was my baseline and i could just feel that for just a short period yeah i. I wonder how long she let the caption marinate.

Oh. Like, was she, like, passing it around? Like, does this come off bad? They're like, no, you've got to throw more humble in there. And throw in, like, acknowledge your privilege. Just do that, and then you'll be fine. Post whatever you want. This reeks of, like, I almost feel like Gwyneth Paltrow, like, scripted this.

This has got goop vibes. Major goop vibes. Major goop vibes. I mean, whatever. I'm kind of bummed I didn't get the invite. Really? Yeah. I would have liked to go. Oh, I would have gone.

Yeah, I would have gone for sure. You kidding me? For sure, dude. Whatever. Should we do this weekend in fun? Yeah. Let's do it. This week, big news.

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I don't know. Maybe get a drink. Yeah, dude, for sure. Responsibly. Maybe get a pint. Ooh, a nut brown. Maybe get a drink. Yeah, dude, for sure. Responsibly. Maybe get a pint. Oh, a nut brown. Maybe get a nutty. Get nuts with a nutty.

You know what I'm saying, Dave? Right. Saturday and Sunday, I will have the homie. Can't wait to see the little guy again. We're just going to mob. I mean, honestly. Dude, Saturday is Halloween with a homie. Are you getting in there?

Yeah, we're going to trick or treat. All right, all right. But yeah, I'm speaking more on the whole. We're going to mob. We're going to mob up and down the street and get candy on Halloween night, of course. He's got that dope dinosaur costume that his grandmother made him.

I'm going to wear my T-Rex costume. Yep. What, Dave? Say something. What? Looked like you wanted to say something. You say something. I'm real excited.

So if you're with the homie treating, who's giving out candy? That part I haven't figured out yet. I might do the bowl in the front that says, please take one. Make Randy do it. Some punk-ass kid's going to take like three handfuls of it. Randy's spending his Saturday night just sitting on Dylan's porch handing out candy. Dude, Dylan made him do that before, didn't he? Like moving or something? No, that was me.

I paid him for helping me. Did you pay him for the dog walk? We're not going to say no to our boss, though. Yeah. Okay, I'm never going to ask you to help again. Don't ask me. Don't ask me to move you. I'll come over if I can bring Randy and he can play with Stella.

Okay. Come on. Come on with Stella. Okay. Come on. Come on with it. Okay. Let's go. Stella will love that. With the dog's mob. Randy will have his little costume on. That's cute.

I'm jealous that Randy can wear costumes. Well, he'll wear it for a minute. One minute. The weather's going to be just straight sex this weekend. Whoa. Wow. This weather's fucking. Yeah.

It's going to be hot-ass weather. hot ass weather not like hot but ready for this what uh what would you compare it to like the weather this weekend like what if you're gonna do the sex comparison which you just did like what kind of sex right i mean 60 and sunny does it get much better now i mean yeah but i mean like specific position i rather not get specific about you know what kind of sex that compares to. That's a little bit weird to compare. Okay, well you made the comparison. I was speaking very just generally. All right.

But the good kind of sex, obviously. What would you compare it to, Dave? Safe sex, obviously. Yeah. Safe sex is great sex. Better wear late sex. I think I'm late, obviously. Yeah. Safe sex is great sex. Better wear late sex. I think I'm late, Tex. Yeah.

No ceilings. What? I went back and reviewed the tape. Will was pretty much correct on the golf thing. He got bites from Brett, and I chimed in about Avery Ranch, but the conversation quickly pivoted to Klein poo chimed in about Avery Ranch but the conversation quickly pivoted to like Klein

poo-pooing Avery Ranch and then something else. Then it just died. I'm basically putting this on Klein. It just died. Yeah. Okay. And let me say this.

It's Wednesday. If we can find the tee time either Friday or Saturday or fuck Sunday I'm in. Wow. I'll in. Wow. I'll play Halloween golf. I don't care.

What's the issue with playing Halloween golf? If anything, it's going to get the riffraff off the course. That's right. Hey, listen, at some point, I do want to take Parks and the Golf course with me. And I would love for you guys to be there for that, but it means— I can't wait until you just mash a drive into the woods and say something. He goes, it's okay, you can say it. He's such a little gentleman about it. Anytime someone He goes, it's okay. You can say it. He's such a little gentleman about it.

Anytime someone slips up, it's okay. You can say that. I'm going to make sure that when he goes with you the first time, he's wearing the old school Ricky orange puma get up top to bottom. Please don't do that. That'll upset me. He kind of looks like a young Ricky Fowler. I mean that as a compliment.

He says he wants to mob on the golf course. Not in those words, but he says he wants to go check it out. So your son has claimed that he wants to mob on the golf course. Not in those words, but he says he wants to go check it out. So your son has claimed that he wants to mob on a golf course. He wants to ride in the car and swing the club a couple times. It'll be fun for him. He's a good kid, man. Oh, man. Yeah, dude.

Can you play Friday? Es posible. Do you have to pay for him? Like if you were to bring him out? How is that working? No, you put him in a cooler so they can't see you. Sir, I need you to open that Yeti. Nah.

No, there's no way they'd charge for that. My kid's in there. You don't think unnamed course in Austin would pull some shit? I'll say it. Kaiser Jimmy Clark. Kaiser is definitely going to charge you for that. They won't charge me for that. I was thinking Falcon Head.

Yeah, no, Falcon Head for sure. By the way, Falcon Head had great deals this week, and I've checked. $34. I've always had fun playing that. $34? They must have overseeded or something. Just afternoon tea times, but yeah. Okay.

But not like crazy, like 3 o'clock. That's not terrible. Hey, remember when Dylan went to the Masters without us? Yes. Very vividly. The Kim K tweet storm is like if Dylan did a post like, I love being at Augusta National. I'm humbly reminded. I'm humbled by the opportunity.

I'm humbled by the grounds. We're just at home like, yeah, man. I kind of feel like we're the guys who got humbled here. Not you. But yeah, I'd like to play golf this weekend. I'm going to do a little Halloween. We're handing out candy. I thought you were coming over.

You didn't invite me formally. I did. Okay. The people in our neighborhood are trying to do, like, a deal or a driveway party-type deal, distance, but I don't know. We'll see. Yeah, that sounds like fun. We could play beer dye on Dylan's patio with the table that's still in Dave's garage.

In the package. It literally is still in the package. Wow. Just inviting myself into that situation. Come on over. Can we play fizzy die? We could do fizzy die. Fizzy die works.

Or Miller High Life die. I probably will not be hanging out Saturday night. Sorry. Why? You just have the mica? Sally's working 7 to 7, so it's probably best that I, you know, have some dinner ready when she gets home. You know, treat her nicely after putting in a six-day shift, 12-hour day. It doesn't sound that fun.

What a simp you are, dude. I know. I got a simp for my wife on Saturday night, unfortunately. And I'm not a big Halloween person. I have to return this lobster costume sooner or later, so. If either of you needs to borrow it for Halloween, you can. Nah. You're good? Yeah. I mean, you got to get some more, you got to get some more running out of that thing. Should I just, should I just let Rosie out with the lobster costume on every time I take her out on Saturday? I can't be that guy at the apartment. No, do it. No,

I got nothing this weekend. It's kind of intentional. I don't really want to do much besides. If golf is on the table, I can be lured in still. But we just got to make sure that tee time's out there. I always forget the name of the place. Opened up across the street from you. Easy Tiger, dude. Easy Tiger.

Have you heard of it? Friday night? Pints? Twist my arm to walk across the street and drink pints. All right, I'll see you there. Twist my arm. Is it a patio sitch? Oh, yeah. Dave, to walk across the street and drink pints. All right, I'll see you there. Twist my arm. Is it a patio sitch? Yes.

Oh, yeah. Dave, it's going to be a scene, dog. It's a beer garden sitch, patio sitch. Only outdoor seating at this place right now. It's still, okay. Have you been? Yes. Numerous times.

Is it packed? No. No. Okay. The first time we went there, Brett and I sat at a large picnic table alone. Could not be further from other people. The next time I went there, there was no one within 40 feet of me the next time I was there. We were so far away, it was almost like they probably could fit in another table if they wanted to.

We had so much space at our own picnic table that we probably could have had another couple sit at the other end of the picnic table and be cool with it. Okay. But I wasn't going to lure anybody over. You want to hear a cute little Parks thing that happened? Yeah. Okay. I picked him up from school last week, and I was asking about his day, and he had a really good day. And I was like, let's go, doing the Pilot Pete thing.

And in his mind, he thought of it like, let's go home. So now if I say, let's go at home, he responds with, we're already here. It's really funny. I don't hate it. I like that you're just screaming, let's go to your son. Yeah, he's a cute little shit, man. God. I mean, he is a cute little shit.

I love that guy. I can confirm that. I love him. Brett, do you have any breaking news for us today? Well, as a matter of fact, I do. By the way, my weekend is wide open, so I'll get that. I love him. Brett, do you have any breaking news for us today? Well, as a matter of fact, I do. By the way, my weekend is wide open, so I'll get that out there first. I have a little choose your adventure here, Dylan. I try to make these vague because Dylan was creeping on my breaking news last time.

Come on. Do you want to go mergers and acquisitions? Did you say murders and acquisitions or mergers? I struggle with that. The former would have been better. It would have been tight. I struggle with that. NASA former would have been better. It would have been tight. I struggle with that. NASA or niche Dallas happenings?

Dude, let's go NASA. NASA. Give me space shit, dude. Every day. The last one's for Dave. Yeah, I don't give a shit about that one. Okay, well. NASA tweeted this morning, Dylan.

Let's go. You know what they tweeted? And I quote, Psst. Did anyone hear that? Dot, dot, dot. Loud yelling emoji. Ear emoji.

With no follow-up. People were freaking out. Wait, really? Yeah. What is this referring to? Is this just, we're just guessing at this point? That was 55 minutes ago

and there's no follow-up. Oh, I think I found what it is. Is it something lame? I believe they're releasing a Spotify playlist of sounds of the universe. Are you kidding me? It's super lame if that's what this is about.

If you're NASA, you can't tweet that. You don't do it. I just Googled. Do you know what the astronomy photo of the day is right now? Is it a bird dog? No, it's actually of a lobster nebula. So maybe my costume is right on point right now. Damn, it's in retrograde. Yeah.

That's a reckless tweet by NASA. That's a reckless tweet. You cannot tweet that. Here it is. Our new SoundCloud playlist captures all the creaks, howls, and cackles of our universe. This hashtag NASA Halloween. Dive into the deepest depths of space. I don't want NASA using like a digital marketing team.

I'm about to mute NASA. I don't. Okay, so this is just me being dumb. NASA is a government-run agency. Yes. But they're independent of the U.S. federal government. They're 99.9% sure their budget is all federal. So can the government tell NASA what to do?

Can they be like, hey, we're not doing that anymore? Or is it just all budgetary? Like, hey, let's go to Uranus. They can't just tell them to do that? Okay. I don't know. It's a planet. Grow up.

Uranus. You made it weird, dude. God. What's your problem? It's an independent agency of the U.S. federal government. A space force, on the other hand. But that's what I don't get. I still feel like they kind of operate independently.

I think they get a budget, and then they kind of are like, all right, cool, we got that for this year. We're going to go do our thing. I'd love to see the off-the-books budget. Yep. DARPA. Look that up. Hey, Will, you're an M&A guy, right?

Love them. I like mergers and acquisitions. And I like mergers and acquisitions. And I like mergers and acquisitions. Sure. Ooh, let's go. Our friends at Callaway. I saw this. They didn't embed even further with Topgolf. Now, Callaway and Topgolf were already joined at the hip,

but after a merger was announced on Tuesday, they've gone all in with each other on the future of golf as an entertainment platform. Are they going to have special edition drivers that they put at every single Topgolf called The Pipe? Oh, dude. You have to think that that's on the way. Are they going to invite us,

they being Callaway, to a Topgolf along with Trey Kennedy at any point? I'll say this. That's what I need to know. Topgolf has been put in the email to our friends at Callaway. How's that trip coming along? Well, they haven't responded to that. Okay. I want Trey Kennedy there.

TK? And we're going to order wings. Dude, I heard he has more carry than you. I heard he's flirting with two. There's no way that's true. There's no way that dude can hit it farther than me. I so hope he does. He's no way that's true. There's no way that dude can hit it farther than me. I so hope he does. He just crushes off the tee.

Topgolf generated $1.1 billion in revenue in 2019. That's a billy. Probably not this year, but probably why Callaway was like, all right, we're going to get you. They bought him on the low, on the cheap. All stock deal, so no cash was exchanged. How about that? Yeah.

How about that? Good for them. How about that? Dave, you want to hear what's going on in Big D? I'd love to. Officials on Tuesday have suspended the liquor licenses of four Dallas bars. I've heard this. After the state said they were not following COVID-19 safety rules.

You ready for this list, Dave? I'm sure I'll know all these places. Alamo Club. Oh, it hurts. And High Fives in Lower Greenville. Crap. Bungalow in Uptown. Oh.

And Shuck and Jive in East Dallas. Get out of here. Yep. Didn't you say we were going to Shuck and Jive this weekend? Is that an oyster place? Could be. Is that what you do at oysters? You shuck?

Mm-hmm. You ever done it? No. I want to do it. Yeah. I'll fuck around with some oysters and shuck away. I need to buy one of those chainmail gloves, though, so I don't cut myself. I would easily just stab my hand with one of those shucker things. You'd be a definite candidate to just slice your hand up.

Yeah. It'd look like the damn crime scene from the Dallas front yard. Right. Well, maybe not that bad. It's just an oyster. They got put on the 30-day IL, injured list. That's probably good. No liquor license. Probably good. Does that mean, because you know when a lot of these restaurants,

they don't have a liquor license, you can just bring your own beer? Hard to say. Well, depending on if they serve enough food, like the 51%, I don't know. TABC is one of the more powerful or aggressive entities in Texas government. They go after people. They're hard asses. If they're anything like the dudes that give out liquor licenses in Yellowstone, Dylan, then I'm not going to fuck with them.

What the hell is that about? I don't know. Why do the liquor license guys have all the power? Those guys are so ruthless. They went from zero to 100 in no time, man. What are you doing? I absolutely loved how they did that, though. Those guys were tough.

They started trying to just pick people off. Like, what are you doing? Has Alyssa watched anymore? No. We watched the first episode. I gave her a very light pitch at dinner when I was at the adult table and you guys were at the kids table. Yeah. I gave her a quick overview, but I also told her, I was like, don't tell people that I recommended this show to you.

Because I don't want to hang my hat there. I feel like you recommend it on this pod like weekly. Well, it's a show that I love to hate. I didn't hate it. It's just the episode we watched, we were like, okay. But everybody's subsequent reviews of what happens later, it's just like, ah, man, I don't know if I want to do this. Probably a lot like how you are with Game of Thrones. I'm enjoying Euphoria more than I enjoyed my peak of Yellowstone, which is crazy to think at this point. That's interesting.

A lot of penises. I think it was on this podcast we were talking recently about how there wasn't enough dick on the television screen. Yeah. Spooky season. Euphoria is on a war path to remedy that. Good.

I have never seen more male genitalia on one television show. Equal time. It's not even equal time, Dave. Release the piece. I mean, they're trying to equal out

the amount of wieners with the amount of boobs we see and just that show alone has shown more D than pretty much any show I've ever seen. Free the D. Show some D on them. At one point, there's just a montage of just a locker room scene of just penises. Dylan, you remember in college when you were always like, man, I'm trying to get a liquor license? I kind of remember this.

I don't ever recall saying that. Not once in my life. That's what you would say before we went out and we were playing beer pong at your place. Why do I need a liquor license? I don't have a. It was a lick. Establishment. It wasn't liquor.

It was like lick. I don't know. It was weird. I don't get it. Dylan, do you want me to give you right now and just end this episode? Please save me. Just hit us with that. Bye. you