Circling Back - Psychedelic Prince Harry & Expensive Liquids

Episode Date: January 11, 2023

Prince Harry did mushrooms at Courteney Cox's house, the Popeye's meme kid got the NIL bag from Popeye's, Dillon breaks down the world's most expensive liquids, the PGA Tour documentary trailer dropped from Netflix, Tap Water vs. Filtered Water, and This Weekend in Fun. Try a 14-day trial of our exclusive Patreon content: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel — www.youtube.com/circlingback Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (19:30) Prince Harry Does Shrooms with Courteney Cox (29:00) The World’s Most Expensive Liquids (36:10) Popeye’s Kid Gets The NIL Bag (41:30) Netflix Docs: PGA vs. Tennis (47:30) Tap Water vs. Filtered Water (1:01:09) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Chime: www.chime.com/steam --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the human cave my name is will defrees to my left, David Ruff. Yeah, so I'm going to go ahead and kick off with it. I have committed to the University of Texas. After my successful career at SciFair High School, Cypress Fair, I don't know. I have committed. I have taken my three stars,

and I will be surely competing for the starting job. You got to really love Texas to commit there right now as a quarterback. Sit behind Arch, my dog, for at least two years. And that's if he goes through right away. Oh, I thought you were saying that's when he's going to enter the portal. Do they have odds on whether or not Arch enters the portal at any point during his career? A lot of people are saying now that Dave has committed to Texas, Arch's going to enter the portal. Do they have odds on whether or not Arch enters the portal at any point during his career? A lot of people are saying now that Dave is committed to Texas,

Arch is like flirting with the portal already. He's scared of competition. Normally when someone tags me in something, they're like, oh, dude, is this you? It's like normally fairly insulting. Don't even start. This guy's like 6'4". Don't even start with the borderline insulting.

It's usually like a guy who's significantly bald, which, okay. But I will say that I got out in front of this one. My man's Trey Owens from Cyfair. This one, other than the no stash, this does look like a clean-shaven young at D. Carter Ruff on Twitter, at DC Ruff on Instagram. I used to call me Trey when I was on the freshman basketball team. I just couldn't stop making it rain from beyond the arc.

When you grew up playing high school ball, didn't they not even have a three-point line? That's how old this fucker is. That's pretty good. See, they didn't used to have one, Will. They were all two-pointers, and then finally they introduced a three-point shot. Yeah, wasn't your favorite player growing up, Larry Bird?

What does that mean? Was it actually Michael Jordan? Ever heard of him? That's a good one to have. He was pretty good. Anyway, congrats, man. Yeah, hey, man. Get your school paid for. That's cool. That is cool. Dylan Chivry, ladies and gentlemen.

Hey, guys. I didn't commit anywhere this morning, but I am happy to be here. Got a full cup of bing bong over here ready to go. I'm excited about some announcements we have coming up. I'm not going to spoil them at all. I promised you that. I won't do it, but I am excited for them. You spoiled it by just alluding to the spoiling.

I just tease an announcement that's very soon to hit. I just tease an announcement that's very soon to hit. I'm an operative that I'm going to put into play this year at Wash Media is that I'm going to have to start keeping shit from you and Brett. No. Not me, bitch. Whether it's you, you have an inability to holster anything sometimes. But Brett is addicted to tweeting the eyes emoji whenever something happens at Wash Media. Yeah's his move my move is just straight up just spilling the beans the tea the tea is about to get spilled a little bit jess is talking about y'all all right oh man i don't know i'm doing

anymore i don't either you want to try to start over bad yeah should we start this should we start this episode over bad randy comes down. Randy, come on down again. No, we're back. I'm excited for the shit, though. Dylan claimed that he was going to spill the tea all over our bitch asses. Yeah. I don't know, man. A tell-all.

I don't want to be around. Okay. Like you don't want to live? Yeah. I can't stop crying oh man anyway yeah it's gonna be a good pod today did you guys catch these golden globes last night um no no what were you guys watching instead i didn't watch much tv last night oh oh you're like reading or something okay cool i have i can tell you what i TV last night. Oh, you're like reading or something? That is tight. Okay, cool.

I can tell you what I did last night is so far, it's so bad and so much worse than whatever y'all watched. I watched the Golden Globes. Better than what I did. What'd you watch? I watched Casino, but the AMC edited version. Oh my goodness. It sucked. It is so unwatchable you know that you don't have to watch that you don't have to watch movies on things with commercials like you have

numerous streaming the commercials weren't even an issue it was just the like joe pesci a legendary character just saying what the heck you little jerk it was bad dude doing what are you stop oh sharon stone like getting kicked out of the house yelling freak you and robert de niro remember so bad remember sharon stone and basic instinct oh yeah that scene weird remember that's weird that you're the horny one what what are you talking about that scene i'm talking a different one which one one where she's like at the grocery store buying produce she's a whole see that in gators yeah no 1992 you don't you know we don't have to just like you know squeeze in old old guy jokes in every single segment we You don't have to. You can, but you don't have to.

It's optional. I would have been five when that was in theater. So I don't have any personal connection to Sharon Stone's performance. I would have been nine. I know the scene, the famous scene. I've never actually seen the movie start to finish. I haven't either. Usually the finish.

I was going to say, like, yeah, did you just end up? I did watch that clip a bunch on LimeWire when I was a kid. Like, a lot, actually. Really? I don't even know if I've seen the clip. That's so... I'm not above it. I was not above it, certainly, but that is so sad looking back.

I know. And you can't really even see anything. No, it's a movie. But it's there. LimeWire looked the nicest as far as, like, interfaces went, but it was definitely one of the sketchiest. That Lime icon got me. Kazaa, but it was definitely one of the sketchiest. That Lime Icon got me. Kazaa, on the other hand, had the

worst interface, but I think it was actually the most reliable. Ooh. I had more luck with LimeWire. See, LimeWire for me, I felt like that was a virus, just, you know, mecca. Did you know that the young man who co-developed LimeWire

went on to become none other than Edward Snowden. Is that true? No. Why do you make things up like that? Not at all, actually. What if I was like, yeah, I didn't know that. That's why I was trying to set you up, catch your bitch-ass lying. Totally embarrassing.

Yeah. More of a SlimeWire guy. What's that? That's what we called it. I only download Nickelodeon shows on it. You guys ever want to get slimed back in the day? Yeah. No.

I was thirsty to get slimed. Dave was born in it. Dude, getting slimed would have been sick. Did you ever have gack? Yeah. We've probably talked about this, but if you dropped it on the carpet and it would just like,

all like the random dog hairs and fingernails and stuff. I respected my GAC. I didn't put it on the floor. I didn't keep GAC on me, but they keep a GAT on me. I don't think you did. I don't think you did.

I know Texas is very free with their gun laws, but I don't think you just had a GAT on you. Get the GAT. Get the GAT. Randy, edit Dylan getting the GAT out of this episode, please. Please don't think you just had a gat on you get the get the get randy edit the edit dylan getting the gat out of this episode please please don't do that randy trying to do numbers he's trying to do numbers sorry this feels very antagonistic toward you and i'll stop

when's the announcement segment coming you want me to do the announcements right now yeah you can just mute his mic during that. Yeah, should I mute him? The floor is yours. Should I mute him? No, I trust him. I'm gonna give him this. He's not gonna break our trust. Dave, can I get a hype horn? New announcement alert.

Big Patreon update. That sucked. I'll say it. We've alluded to it, but now we're announcing it love island uk debuts january 16th in the uk it debuts a couple weeks after in the united states it's a big endeavor but we're covering it every friday during the love island season we'll be recording well maybe not every friday actually we We have one Friday where there might not be an episode. Every other Friday, however, we will be covering the Love Island

UK season on Patreon. This will be available to all Optimize Patreon backers. It's going to be fun. And this is not replacing any episodes. I want to be crystal clear about something. We are still doing our Tuesday episode. We will still be doing Friday voicemails on a Thursdayursday and we will

be covering love island on fridays dylan you can do whatever you want right now we're love island boys the podcast will be called the love island boys love island boys keep an eye out look listen if you haven't yet watched this show and you you may not have because it's more popular elsewhere, other countries, but I'm telling you, it's absolute gas. It is absolute gas. You're going to love it. Dave's a new watcher. I'm excited for that. You will enjoy this show, I promise you.

And let us recap it. So there's people out there that are like dylan you made a good case for me watching this show how do i watch this no one's thinking that how do i watch this show yes yes here's how you watch the show there's two there's a few different ways the number one way you can watch the show is on hulu they do release episodes about two weeks late compared to what they release in the uk so you just have to go in knowing that we will be going on the hulu schedule because that is the most convenient for American watchers. If you're really trying to dive in headfirst into that deep end,

here's what you should do. Go to Reddit and just figure out how to watch it. There are several places on Reddit you can watch it. You can do it illegally. You can even get a VPN and watch it through there. But again, the easiest way to watch it is through Hulu. We will be following the Hulu schedule and we'll be dropping episodes on Fridays.

Patreon.com slash circling back podcast. Is the new feature available yet for people on there, Dylan? Oh, wow. Thank you for asking, Will. It will be as soon as – it'll be today. Okay. So for any people out there who are on the fence regarding Patreon here, we got a little something for you. This is a big announcement. it'll be today okay so for any people out there who are on the fence regarding patreon here we

got a little something for you this is big this is a big announcement we will be doing a free 14 day trial for new patrons yes whoa whoa whoa whoa i didn't think the tech was there yet you're like hold on hold on touching based this sounds good but is it good but should i yesterday's touching base was one of the best pieces of content we've put out in months. There are some people that are like, hold on exactly five minutes. Is it as electric as everyone's talking about? I got news for you. It is Randy's game show. But if you've never dipped your yet, Randy's game show, do you know it?

And of course, the regular Friday voicemails that we release on Thursdays. That's there, too. So, yeah, we will be doing we actually the first people to ever do this through Patreon. We're tight with Patreon. They they like us that's actually true so it's the first time we've ever actually been early on something which feels very cool and so uh yeah for new patrons out there you can give it a give it a shot to earn your business a free 14-day trial for new patrons just get it and guess what youtube.com circling back you can watch all the episodes there washmedia.shop. Go buy some stuff.

But without further ado, what's the first thing you guys do when you wake up? You check your phone, might hop on Twitter, see if anyone died or anything. Yeah, I check to make sure no flights have been grounded. I know you guys aren't checking your credit score. I was checking to see when Dave was going to commit to Texas

and finally this morning it happened. Thank you. But way down on that list. Like how many things would you have? You'd have to have a long morning before you start checking your credit score. I was checking to see when Dave was going to commit to Texas and finally this morning it happened. Thank you. But way down on that list. Like how many things would you have? You'd have to have a long morning before you start checking your credit score and stuff. Yeah. Oh, definitely. Our good friends at Chime, however, that's exactly what they do. With their secured Chime credit builder visa credit card, you can start to build credit with your own money. Chime reports your payments to credit bureaus to help you build credit over time. Their members see an increase of an average of 30 points.

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No. Mine slipped a little bit. Dude, I'm on my absolute credit score shit. You're over 8 still? I'm on the 804. Damn. Yeah, I don't really have a follow-up. That's good, man.

Yeah. That's good. Yeah. I could use a credit check to just get that back down to like, you know, I need to get out of that stratosphere. I'm a guy who just says it's a scam.

Credit? Yeah, but I don't give you any like reasoning I'm just like yeah it's a scam That's what I do with big weather Yep I still think big weather is out there Gassing the numbers but I see you guys still aren't on board with that

Do you guys see the allergy reports out of Yes Out of Austin this past weekend I checked them Dude what's up with this i i could just i didn't need to look i could just feel it but it was like it was like a wave just hit austin and literally nowhere else in the united states it was so annoying it's the cedar capital you hear about these cedar bombs you want to know what the frustrating thing for

your boy is i got allergy tested Was I allergic to cedar? No. The guy's like, you didn't ping on cedar. Like, other stuff, yeah, ragweed, big time. Daddy's pinging over here. Dude, if there's one word I don't fuck with, it's ping. If someone tells me to ping them. You've always been Callaway guys.

I'm just not. No, that actually might be the only ping I'm down with at this point. Okay. I've decided to follow my favorite podcast to their respective club. Yeah, we're Titleist guys now. I mean, I've always thought Titleist had like the classiest branding, but like the big Bertha branding that Callaway always had was just an absolute classic.

You don't like being pinged? I just know that if I'm talking to somebody about working with WASH Media in some capacity, I don't care if it's an advertiser or just someone who wants some advice on something, I don't fucking know. Whatever. If they tell me to ping them, we're on different ways. You're not going to be down. And we're not getting on the same way.

I wonder if that's fallen out of favor in corporate America because that was big when I was getting out of college. Ping was getting thrown around quite a bit. And I was always like, okay. There was a time where I didn't know what it meant. There was a time where I also owned a beeper. Was there a time where you didn't know if it meant like, all right, you'll – like what does it actually mean to get pinged?

Does that mean they'll just reach out to you? Does that they're going to text you email you call you i i i think it's a phone call i think i maybe i'm wrong i'm starting to realize that like i i don't even know like what i was supposed to look out for maybe it's just like a general i will reach out to you dave went on urban dictionary yeah i wanted to see it sounds like something that could have a dirty one. They need to have a corporate dictionary. Maybe that's our niche. We could start that. I have a friend, and she works in a very corporate environment.

And she spent an entire dinner one time talking in business speak, and it was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen. Like, she is fluent in business speak. Like, was she doing it as a joke? Yeah, as a bit. Yeah, she was doing it as a joke? Yeah, as a bit. She was doing it as a bit. My favorite one that she said was we were going to throw some ideas into the walk

and see what comes out crispy. This is a good definition. That's a good term. That's another way of saying we'll throw it against the wall and see what sticks. Let's throw some ideas in the walk and see what comes out crispy. I would be a little uncomfortable if someone said that to me.

It's too corny. What does it mean, Dave? What does ping mean? To send a short message expecting a yes or no response originally from submarines where a ping sound was emitted to listen for echoes from other vessels. Fuck. This has me more in.

The fact that it comes from submarines and shit. I just can't say when people um use excessive acronyms like business speak and they're using like you know crms and je whatever's it's like i just say what you're talking about so everyone actually knows we have to like look them up earlier you said the uh new patreon feature is going to be available eod by eod yeah you did say eod i didn't i didn available EOD by EOD. Yeah, you did say EOD. I didn't. I didn't say that.

Pull the tape. Pull it. Can you explain the difference to me between a JPEG and a PNG? You know I can't. You know I can't. PNG is trying to make you look stupid. No, I'm not trying to make you look stupid. Fuck you.

I'm not trying to make you look stupid. That's so rude. PNGs were dope in college, but nobody's really wearing them now. I'm more of a poncho guy. That's true. It's true. Ponchos definitely replace PNG. Hold on.

Hold on. I might have something here. I know you do. Is PNG the one that has the clear background? Look at Dylan. Is that right? Look at Dylan. Not all of them do.

So you can overlay it? It's not a requirement that they have a clear background, but a clear background is one of the big benefits of a PNG. It's kind of like that checkered background look, and then you can actually overlay it. Yeah look at you look at me give me some credit randy he kind of gave me a little subtle nod does he get does he get partial credit for this answer randy i'll give him good credit oh it doesn't come with the checker background that just is the way that explains transparency yeah i knew that i knew that it's like that's how they're

transparent visually you can like oh yeah so this is going to have a clear background wow that explains transparency. Yeah, I knew that. I knew that. That's how they're transparent about the transparency. Visually, you can be like, oh yeah, so this is going to have a clear background. Wow. Yeah. A JPEG is just a straight up image, like a flat image.

Facts. Let's fucking ride. What do you think? If you had to guess which one was typically a larger file size, what would you say? Ooh, a JPEG is a larger file size. No, I was kidding.

I was catching y'all there. Definitely a PNG. You caught us. Yeah. Red-handed. Call me a Lou Boutin because I got red all over these files. Why is it a larger file set. No, I was kidding. I was catching y'all there. Definitely a PNG. You caught us. Yeah. Red-handed. Call me a Lou Booten because I got red all over these files. Why is it a bigger file?

Oh, shit. I don't really know. Yeah, no one knows. Not really sure. No one really knows. Just depends on how high quality your JPEG is, too. I think Callie's here.

Yeah, Intern Callie's back. Big news. That's also a major announcement for the podcast. Intern Callie is back. I actually think that we need to start incorporating her and make her... We to have an ask ask a gen z segment yeah that'd be great should we just have should we like just impromptu be like hey pop on the pod

right now and then just like ask like really generic like so how was your break yeah what's your schedule did you get anything good for christmas okay thanks we'll see you out there can we talk about uh prince harry's been on an absolute media tour lately can i talk about What's your schedule? Did you get anything good for Christmas? Okay, thanks. We'll see you out there. Can we talk about Prince Harry's been on an absolute media tour lately. Can I talk about something that's come to light as of late? His book is one of the fastest, if not the fastest, selling book of all time. I know it's the fastest in the UK. Did he smoke toad venom?

Probably. Low key. I watched a video of someone doing toad venom recently and this dude like absolutely freaked out and it took like 7 seconds for it to hit him it was very weird I typically try to avoid venom well people do it as a hallucinogen

yeah I know it's just you know when someone's like hey you want some venom I'm usually like no I'll pass it sounds like it's probably not good for me I'm anti-venom. Dave's a bitch, mate. You're anti-venom? Do some venom with me. You just said my mom's a bitch. No, I didn't.

Wow, dude. That was the implication. No, I didn't. Anyway, I wouldn't recommend doing toad venom because you might also freak out. This dude needed two handlers to make sure he didn't drown himself. It was next to a river. It was a weird deal. Yeah, probably.

I'm not going to do any drug that requires me having a handler. Yeah. He had two people that hold him down. Hey, listen. It's Chelsea Handler. Why? Hilarious. Beautiful.

What character is this? You want Chelsea Handler to be there when you do Toadette? All right, we'll see you later. She actually did ayahuasca. She did a show where she went and did random drugs. At this point,

I feel like everyone's done ayahuasca. You send that topless horse pick at least twice a week. The what? Chelsea Handler's topless horse pick. You've sent it at least twice in the last year. I've never even seen it. You've sent it at one point in your life. Show me your seats.

You don't want that. Bitch. I don't think you want your text aired out there for everyone to see. If I'd sent a topless Chelsea Handler pick while she was babysitting Dave doing Toad Venom, then yeah. Oh, someone's going to Photoshop that. God damn it. I'm not going to do Toad Venom. Yeah, you will.

Yeah, you will. Next meetup, dude. Toad Venom's a new smelling salt. I draw the line at smelling salts. If you bring up a random substance to Dave at a meetup, he will ingest it. I will only do toad venom at the next meetup if I can see you getting the venom out of the toad.

I need to test it before I do it. You got to suck the venom out of me afterward. Okay. Per Sky News. Like a snake. Harry goes on to admit he had quite the crush on Courtney Cox. Quote, she was Monica and I was Chandler. I wondered if I'd ever work up the courage to tell her.

Was there enough tequila in California to get me that brave? Probably. The party hots up. Is that a term that they use in the UK? The party hots up? It's terrible. Read that as Prince Charles. Party hops, hots up.

It was quite drab and then it, hots up. It was quite drab and then it finally hops up. The party at Courtney Cox's house is heating up and Harry meets Batman from the

Lego movie. Will Arnett, they presume. And with his help, Harry moves on from tequila to something a little more trippy.

Was it Toad Venom? He led my mate and I to the fridge where we extracted a soft drink. While the door the fridge where we extracted a soft drink while the door was open we spotted a huge box of black diamond magic mushroom chocolates i just feel like you sound like a noob if you say magic mushrooms yeah you sound just like um uh prince charles in uh the the latter seasons

of The Crown. With McNulty? Played by McNulty. McNulty. You even do the same mouth thing when you do it. I think it's just a requirement. Yeah. Someone behind said they were for everybody. Help yourself, boys. My mate and I grabbed several, gobbled them, and washed them down with tequila.

We waited for Batman to indulge as well, Harry goes on, but he didn't not his thing or something how'd you like that we said this bloke's just sent us or sent us by ourselves into the fucking bat cave question did will arnett was he the lego batman randy is nodding very much yes your mic is on randy i just feel like will arnett deserves a little bit more kind of than just being the lego batman i would agree i would agree i think will arnett deserves a little bit more than just being the Lego Batman. I would agree. I would agree. I think Will Arnett has a case here to be a little angry that instead of being referred to by name in maybe the most popular book ever sold outside of the Harry Potter series. Like, if that's me, I'm like, hey, can you do an edit for the second edition of this book and include my name?

At least say the guy from Hot Rod. Really good in Hot Rod. Randyandy i'm looking at you i feel like you might be on this wave and you're not i'm looking around it's just me on the wave and there's a shark fin i'm to me he's always the aggressive development guy exactly yeah that's probably he's job he's job he's job that's who he should be was it like a Funny or Die sketch that he had like eight years ago? Where he... The Olsen twin one? The Olsen twins. When he's grinding? And then like McConaughey. Like somebody walks in with a McConaughey mask and he's like, McConaughey? It was like

Aziz Ansari wearing like a American... What? Yeah, there's a lot. Will immediately perked up when he heard that name. Where'd I come from? Oh, it's not Ansari. Yeah, it's pronounced Ansari. The wickedly talented. Will's like, that's my time.

I got to say something. Yeah. That's Will's bad signal. I'm about to go spice Adam to start volume shooting. Oh, man. So apparently he said that during his trip, the toilet at Courtney Cox's house grew a head. That'll happen.

They do call it a head they call it a head on my yacht oh man it's very reckless to have mushrooms in your fridge and be like having a gathering and have someone just take them and just to assume that they know the proper dose like you know i mean it's like whoa whoa you know what you're doing you should always do that you have a responsibility in my opinion but maybe they just assumed since this guy's royalty he's done monster i don't know clearly he hasn't no if you're royalty you're getting offered drugs everywhere yeah but i feel like it's not psychedelics but yeah i don don't know. I feel like you're doing coke. I feel like it's those English designer drugs

that all those kids are doing in the clubs. Unless you're... What is it, like Gator Ass or something? Facts. Unless you're like a super seasoned mushroom taker. I feel like you've got to know how much you're taking. I don't want to... I don't want to slight Courtney Cox.

That's not the business I'm in. Everyone knows I'm a big courtney cox guy her performance in ace ventura put me in the h chair for that one um i don't i just don't know if her mushroom chocolates have that gas well they they named the brand so it's not like she you know it's not like she cooked it up herself no you don't know that oh i mean is it is that the brand i don't think that's a brand what's it up herself. No, I think she did. You don't know that? Oh, I mean, is that the brand? I don't think that's a brand name. What's it called?

It says Black Diamond. I think these are... Oh, that was just the shape that they were having? Yeah, like that's not capitalized in a proper, non-fashion. I got you. I got you. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I think people make mushroom chocolates all the time.

Oh, Black Diamond is apparently like... That is a variation. It's a type of mushroom? Yeah. Damn, we sound like fucking noobs right now yeah i only do my i only do designer if you're gonna do psychedelics with any cast member from friends who are you doing it with oh i'm doing it with ross and then i'm just gonna oh no you didn't know you'd have to babysit ross dude that guy is such a boner you'd have to babysit Ross, dude. That guy is such a boner. You'd have to babysit Ross.

Joey would eat them all and just fall asleep. Chandler would honestly probably be a really good choice. Monica would get too neurotic, but she might make a bunch of food for you while you're tripping. Look, listen, the answer is Rachel. Phoebe might be fun. Honestly, Phoebe would be a great handler. The answer is Rachel.

Phoebe would be a really good person to do this with, actually. She would make you feel very good if you started freaking out. She pulls out that guitar. He's way too horny. Ruins the vibe. I would do shrooms at Central Perk. Like y'all weren't in love with Rachel Green. I was a Courtney Cox guy for real.

Really? Yeah. Ooh, I was not. I think that young me was definitely an Aniston guy, but I think the older I get, the more I'm into Courtney Cox. Scream Courtney Cox got me. That Scream Cox just reeled me in. With the bangs?

With the bangs. She bangs. It wasn't her best look. Dylan, unlike some people, I don't really mind how a woman chooses to style her hair. Wow. I don't mind how a woman chooses to style her hair either, but some looks are just better than others. If she bangs, then she bangs. She bang, she bang.

Ricky Martin. Ricky Martin, for those who don't know the reference. Did he get extorted by like... That guy was straight living LaVita Luka. He was, if I'm not mistaken, I believe Ricky Martin was accused of sexually assaulting his cousin. Okay. Much darker than I anticipated, and I apologize. But to make you feel better, David,

I believe these charges were dropped. Believe they were dropped. I don't think Ricky Martin wrote She Bangs. That wouldn't shock me. There was probably like eight people who got writing credits on that song. I would love to get a writing credit on like a grammy song you don't write music bitch have you heard the have you heard the intros of some of our patreon that's true episodes like i got i got that dog in me when it comes to being a dj that's true he does have that dog in him folks when it comes to being a dj that's. I can't listen to the mom,

not the mom, the aunt, I guess, in Home Alone say, Fuller, Easy on the Pepsi without going to the worst of theme song. Oh yeah, for sure. That was definitely added in post-production, by the way. Definitely added in post-production.

Kieran Culkin, famously. Yeah. I was surprised by how many people didn't realize that that was Kieran culkin i didn't know it until succession season one see i had a bunch of people talking about how they didn't know until like this year and i was like whatever i thought everyone was shaking my head we're very online shaking my head did you guys know glenn close was in hook everyone shut the fuck up it's not a fun fact anymore you didn't know that no i didn't know that? No, I didn't know that. I watched Hook on the plane. Don't really care either.

Recently. It doesn't register with me. It was on while Knives Out was there. They put her in the boo box. Oh, that's so cool, man. No, it wasn't. Far from it, actually. What's the boo box?

It's a box they lock you in and throw in some scorpions, and then they throw you in the ocean. That seems unpleasant. Pretty terrifying way to go. Can you hallucinate off in some scorpions, and then they throw you in the ocean. That seems unpleasant. Pretty terrifying way to go. Can you hallucinate off that scorpion venom, though? That's a great question. As you know, I don't mess with that venom. Scorpion venom, as you know,

is the most valuable liquid on the face of the planet. If your boy gets stung in the arm by scorpion venom, can't you technically suck it out? I don't know. I know with snake venom, that is not a thing you should do. Okay. So I don't know about scorpions. I don't know.

I don't know either. I don't know either. But if you do extract it, put it in a little vial and try and sell it, because it's very valuable. Okay. Yeah. If I acquire any snake venom, I'll do exactly... Scorpion venom, I'll do exactly that.

That's more valuable than like sea biscuits dna yeah you sure about that no yeah i mean according to most valuable liquid is sea biscuit like horses like are horses like nba players like where like the old horses weren't as like physically demanding as the new horses are? It's like you put Bob Cousy out there with like Zion and Zion's just going to

back him into the paint at all times. The eras comparison? Yeah, that's a good question. What happens with horses? I don't know. I mean, have tracks gotten less sloppy? I was born in the slop. You took way too... Like, we both had time... I was looking up...

I'm looking up expensive liquids. We both had time to fully turn our heads and look at you. Okay. Are you ready for this? I have the world's top 10 most valuable liquids, if y'all want to... Holy shit. They can really dig in here. Oh, hold on, hold on.

Everybody put your best face forward. Should we start guessing? This is clip-worthy. Should we start we start guessing hold on we're on clip watch the difference between number two and number one is jarring by the way and how valuable it actually is where does sea biscuits come land not necessarily sea biscuit just uh biscuit is weirdly um not listed on here. So horse... Yeah. For some reason,

horse semen is not on here at all. I don't know if that's a miss by this publication. What's your source, by the way, before we start spreading fake news? Beyondtype1.org. Sounds legit. It does sound legit.

Scorpion venom is far and away the most valuable liquid in the world, and if you were to purchase it, it would be $39 million per gallon. Why is it so valuable? The protein found in scorpion venom can be used to treat pain in humans who suffer from multiple sclerosis, MS, inflammatory bowel disease, and rheumatoid arthritis. Oh.

Number two is king cobra venom, and it's only $153,000 per gallon. How much? Hold on. How much per gallon is the venom from the scorpion? 39 milli. Okay. Are you translating horse semen? How much per gallon is the venom from the scorpion? 39 milli. Okay. Are you translating horse semen? No.

Okay. Well, no, I am, kind of. This says, I'm on an Insider article, I-N-S-I-D-E-R, Dylan. Oh, he is. And this says, why thoroughbred horse semen. And right as I started reading that headline, a pop-up came up from Insider.com. It's very cool. Dave saw it all transpire in real time. Not a good website.

Yeah. It says, why thoroughbred horse semen is the world's most expensive liquid. But I don't think that's right based on what you just told me. Give us the rest of the top 10. So King Cobra. King Cobra's two. Three is LSD. Okay.

Four is horseshoe crab blood i've been saying that clocking in at 60 grand a gallon i was gonna say i knew that uh number five is a uh i was just telling the guys that number five is chanel number five which is perfume 20 26 000 a gallon i'd rather have mambo number five i would agree uh Number six, insulin. Wow, that's depressing. Insulin. Should be on the cheapest list, in my opinion. Totally agree. $9,400 a gallon.

I would actually say that that price is insulting. Number seven is mercury. We got to subsidize it. Number eight is black printer ink. That's kind of funny. Everyone always complains about, you know, oh, the cartridge is out. Yeah, how much is the toner? PGP, right?

Right. Tell me about it. Post-grad problems, Randy. Number nine is gamma hydroxybutyric acid. Oh, dude, their pledge class sucked this year. Yeah, fucking mid. Yeah. They had too many legacies.

Like treats depression, insomnia, and narcolepsy. Oh. And number 10 is human blood. Human blood. Ooh, what's more expensive? Like Secretariat semen or like LeBron? Jesus. If LeBron James could somehow take his to market,

what would go for more? Well, a gallon of gold medal winning Big Star semen, this is a horse, by the way, of course. Wrong pipe, and I apologize. Is $4.7 million. For how much? Can you imagine Venmoing your boy $4.7 million and just getting a gallon of horse semen back?

I feel like I'd have buyer's remorse from that. What kind of vessel would he be giving that horse semen in? A gallon of milk, dude. Just a milk jug? Yeah. It looks too much like actual milk. No, it would be in like a cry. It'd have's like like it looks too much like actual milk no it would be in like a cry it'd have to be like in a dry ice you get a little cold a little stone and eat some

honey nut cheerios suddenly it's a it's a it's a healthy meal it's an expensive meal seriously honestly if it meant like it increased my growth hormone or something like there's a chance i'm like yeah y'all didn't answer in the smoothie y'all didn't answer my lebron james question how much is a gallon of lebron james's like what what would a LeBron James vial of semen go for more than the horse one? It's just a weird comparison. I don't really want to do it. I think more. Someone would buy it.

I think more. I think LeBron is more of a certain thing than horses. I think so, too. I'd rather have LeBron's semen in my possession. You see Bronny go between the legs the other day? Yeah, that's fine. I mean, it's good dunk. Most high school kids can't do it.

I could never do it. I tried. How old is Bronny? 18. How much NIL money is he going to get from Nike? A Billy? Is he going to go to Oregon? Is he even going to go play college ball,

or is he going to go play in a developmental league? You're going to have to ask Bronny. He should go play college ball. He's like a four-star. much the popeyes kid get i don't know what he got yet but i'm pretty stoked for him so was that tell me if i'm wrong was that original meme of the popeyes kid holding the glass looking around was he at popeyes am i dumb i didn't realize it was a popeyes meme all. I thought it was just a funny kid meme. No, there's a video. Oh, I didn't see the video.

And the funny thing is, if what I've been told or what I've read is true, the guy in the video who saw the kid, he thought he was a different kid from a different meme. And that's why the kid looks so confused. He's like, what? Yeah. That's wild. There's layers to this but now that kid has exceeded the original meme i was gonna say being confused about a different meme created an even better more popular meme yeah wow wow do you think he was terrio remember that kid for sure I for sure do you know

Phil Collins no Terrio Terrio I think that's his little Terrio are you talking about the it's fun to do bad things yeah

little Terrio thank you honestly I don't know but maybe that seemed like the same era of I don't know how I just pulled that name

but yeah little Terrio yeah you just pulled that out I thought it was Litarian doesn't matter what matters is that popeyes did the right thing because this kid is playing lake erie college i believe that's in ohio is he the who kill him kid i don't know how many memes you're gonna pull out of your ass right now jesus no you're not gonna get the right answer i'm doing research over here. Well, don't ask us.

We can't even know who little Terrio is. Yeah. I mean, shout out to him and his family. Terrio is the Ukeleon kid. Okay. Ukeleon. You don't talk about him? Not really.

I really don't. Nah, man. Fuck y'all, man. You're on your own wave, dude. I'll ping you later if I remember. He's an offensive lineman. He's 6'1", like 3-something. You could tell from an early age he was going to grow up to be a big boy.

He's big. And he's now got an nil deal with popeyes as far as fast food restaurants goes is popeyes the best nil deal you can get right now who's better probably burger king who's willing to drop the bag i don't know bk have it your way i just get the feeling that like your nild also has like a lot of you know free meals baked in there that's a problem i mean i guess if you're o-line but you still shouldn't be eating that unhealthy oh if you're no if you're an o-line you need to eat that unhealthy i know that's the problem i had a conversation recently with a college i don't remember if he was o-line or d-line and the amount of calories that he had to eat before the season started was it borderline almost made me throw up yeah i had a friend in high school who played tight end and they wanted to move him to

o-line so the coaches were like you need to be eating uh peanut butter and syrup sandwiches that's essentially like what he was eating for snacks. The amount of protein shakes that they would have to eat between meals just made me sick. Yeah, it's like that Bryson diet. Gross. You know Bryson's like backed off on all that, right? Yeah. Oh, you mean it wasn't sustainable, David? No.

I guess he got tired of being a bloated fuck. Didn't he say, he said like it made him feel like shit. Yeah. Oh, crazy that eating that much would make you feel like shit. There was a time when I was like 23 that I was like, I'm going to get up feel like shit. Yeah. Crazy that eating that much would make you feel like shit. There was a time when I was like 23 that I was like, I'm going to get up

to like 175. I'm going to lift heavy. I'm going to eat. Yeah. And I've never felt worse. There was a time when I was just taking down a hell of avocados

to try and stack some healthy mass. Oh, we remember. Yeah, we were talking about it behind your back a lot. You really did a lot of damage to the Liv Langdon brand. I got pudgy. She said, yeah,

avocados are good. So Dylan's like, well, all right, well, I guess I'll just have 10 of them. I'm going to eat six a day. She was just like, and then she came back on like six months later. She's like, yeah, like that's a little much. Yeah, like I never told you to do that. Yeah, my weight gain was the first indicator that it was a little much. It's weird to me how few people order guacamole at Tex-Mex restaurants in Texas.

Dude, it's expensive. It's such a queso state. It's such a me how few people order guacamole at Tex-Mex restaurants in Texas. Dude, it's expensive. It's such a queso state. It's such a queso state. Guacamole, at least, is good for you. Part of the reason... Doesn't Alyssa like guacamole? She does. Oh, yeah. Part of the reason I don't mind being at Matt's with Alyssa.

That's a weird way of phrasing it. Part of the reason I like sitting next to Alyssa there, because she's always down to get a little guacamole. No, I prefer it to queso because because A, you're getting the healthy fats. B, it doesn't fill you up and ruin your meal like queso. And God knows if there's salsa, I'm in trouble. That's true. I've seen this guy eat chips and salsa.

Yeah. Adulting is hard. Jesus. What? This morning? though yeah adulting is hard what this morning this morning i was like tired so i got back in bed with a waffle and i just ate it in bed i was in goblin mode goblin shit yeah this is goblining waffle in bed i was just eating a waffle waffle in bed sounds delightful kind of does low-key sometimes i make fritz food for breakfast and i just i want myself and i know he's not going to eat it so then i start eating it's like every other meal yeah it's like you know i can eat this but i'm going to make it

or we'll just give it to randy yeah or we'll give it to our dog got him oh that's funny man you seen this guy yeah good dude but geez so uh shouts to uh tom tom what's this young man's name prince harry no the other kid that i don't know if we did enough on prince harry can we talk about the pga tour documentary uh trailer that dropped today yeah i don't know what's what are they even calling it on netflix uh swing away or something what's it called swing away it's not good is that is that right no that's you going to the west lake heb yeah that's you walking through with an upside down pineapple in your basket it's not me guys I'm not a swinger. Promise you.

You could be. I feel like if you were a swinger, you'd be a good prospect. You'd be highly sought after in the Westlake community. Full swing. Excuse me. What did you say? Swing full? I said swing away. Swing away.

Swing away, he says. Like the, what was that movie? Signs? Rip it and rip it. Did you ever see Signs? I actually liked Signs signs i did too but he's also my favorite f1 driver carlos that was good yeah man i wish this documentary was coming out not right now

because we're about to do a Love Island pod? No, it's because... I think I have a little bit of fatigue from the top stars of the PGA Tour right now. Because we've seen so much of them in the last year in regards to just watching, being golf fans, being golf supporters ourselves. But in addition to that, all the Liv stuff, all the commentary surrounding the Liv stuff. I love Rory.

He's my favorite player as of right now but i've seen enough rory interviews where like i really need this to be next level access in order for me to be like pumped up now we have i think i actually think it will be we become a little overexposed to like a a small handful of pga players yeah i'm excited to see the other guys justin thomas jordan speed rory He used to be Ricky until he kind of fell off of it. Yeah, exposed to them, but like Spieth, for example, exposed to him in like a, oh, he's doing like an ad thing for AT&T.

Yeah, I want to see him like when he's at home like with his buddies. I want to see the behind the scenes of the negotiations that go down between Spieth's team and AT&T before he posts those sick Instagram posts. He's so sick with social media. Dude, he is so good at social. Is he

on the list of people who gets the end of the year cash for their social interactions and stuff? The pip? Yeah. Does he get pip money? I swear he better not. If he does, he better be sending out Venmos to Max Homa and the dudes that actually deserve it. Because his social game is all time bad. It's trash. He doesn't even care.

Yeah, he's on Tiger Woods at the top, Rory, number two, Spieth, three, JT, four. He's got to walk away from that and say, you guys get this. And you know I love Spieth. But it's not just their socials. It's like how...

He almost fell off a cliff hitting a shot last year, so people were talking about him. Famously. He didn't actually almost fall, but it was dangerous. He was fine. He would have died. He was fine. Any of us are doing that.

He wouldn't have died. He absolutely would have died. He would have been maimed. He wouldn't have died. You don't know shit. Yeah. Everyone talking about that, he just would have been fucking maimed.

Yeah. everyone talking about that like he just would have been fucking maimed yeah he would have just been permanently uh damaged and unable to play golf anyway you're watching this documentary yeah yeah so are you because we're going to talk about it on too much dip i'll watch it i don't really know why i'm more excited i do know why i think i'm more excited for the tennis one because i know so much less about tennis that i can i'm like kind of just interested in what's going to be the content is this the pga tour's response to drive to survive and how much both of these definitely are the pga and the atp i don't know if it's atp sanctioned or if it's just the tennis one in general but yeah these are their responses to the F1 series.

Is it also a response to Liv? No, this was already in action before Liv. What was it? It just happened to come at the perfect time when it came to Liv being a thing. I'm sorry, the Drive to Survive people not involved in this? I thought they were.

I thought they were too. But Dylan's question made me question it. Are they involved in the tennis stuff? Hard to say. I thought they were. I thought they were too. But Dylan's question made me question it. He's really dragging us down. Are they involved in the tennis stuff? Hard to say. I have full faith in the drive to survive people. They converted so many people over to F1. I don't think that's an easy task.

I don't think people are going to flip over to tennis any more than they already do, unfortunately. I just don't see that. I don't see that taking off. I do see the PGA getting a little more interest, though. I will watch both of these. I will prioritize PGA just because I watch more of it, but I am very, very interested in the tennis one.

Well, the PGA one comes out a month later, so you've got time. Unless you assign the tennis one to me for TMD purposes, I probably won't watch it. I won't. Well, you're so anti-tennis. Tennis stinks. No, it doesn't. I'm a casual.

I will pop in for the majors. It is so boring. By that, I mean Wimbledon. I've called soccer boring before. Soccer is 10 times more exciting. Dude, you're a certified soccer boy at this point. 10 times more exciting. You love soccer at this point.

Our teams meet this week, Dylan. I'm coming around. You're Manchester City. Dude, Holland's going to fucking, you know what, with your players up and down the field, the pitch. Who's going to score more goals than this, Holland or Rashford? Dude, Rashford is, no, dude, it's Holland. This is Holland's time, man. Holland's going to put two home.

You're probably not wrong. You're probably not wrong. I'm more interested to see if Real Madrid can overtake Barcelona in La Liga. Really? Mm-hmm. What's the stats of that season? Just seasoned. Seasoning.

They're playing season right now. They're playing the season right now. That's sick, dude. Yeah. Okay. Oh, dude, we got a big one Fridayiday i'm really excited about this next segment celta v going via real well we're not doing the next segment tap water versus filter what do you want to do that segment why is this on here because i i might have i might have been thinking about it yesterday and then we just had the conversation in the bullpen, so now it's an irrelevant conversation.

It wasn't a good conversation there. That means it probably won't be. It was a good conversation there. Well, we talked about how you guys never change your fridge filters. No, I changed mine. I'm actually – see, no, I think most – I think, let me say, 80% of people that say that they change their fridge filters don't actually change their fridge filters. I would say 80% of people just don't do it. Just have never done it, like never even thought about it.

I don't think my parents have ever changed theirs. I'm putting them on blast. I do change mine. Do you? Ours. Do you? How do you do it? Well, there's an indicator. Actually, the – it's pretty easy we have a little

uh little panel above where you get the water out and it's super annoying it'll say like you have 10 days until the filter it needs to be changed what kind of fridge you have and then nine days it counts down and then it'll guilt you if you've gone over those 10 days it's like i think david has a question what kind of fridge you have i have? I don't know. A GE? General Electric? Yeah. Probably. That sets you back. What's the damage on that?

We bought it with the house. Really? Wow. You have a G? Yeah. They bring good things to life. Like I was saying, it'll guilt you. You are five days past due of changing your watch.

It'll just keep making you feel worse and worse about not changing it. So finally, it's just like, fuck it. I'm just going to order a new one, and it and it's not is it more annoying than the fridge here no the fridge silent the refrigerator in our office we've had a uh a piping issue been there the rubber that goes around the refrigerator yep somehow the rubber on our refrigerator is not really sealing anything so we have a constant leak in our fridge, and it constantly beeps at us. It's really awesome. We could fix it ourselves if we tried.

Can we just throw some caulk at it? Kind of tried. I mean, low-key, I tried. Throw some caulk at it, Dave. I don't think you throw it. Throw some ropes of caulk on there. I bet it'll seal it right up, and we can just have an un-beeping fridge. There's got to be a sealable Throw some ropes of cock on there. I bet it'll seal it right up and we can just have an un- beeping fridge. There's got to be a sealable liquid that we could put on there.

Scorpion venom? Because what we have now is not sustainable. That would be so swag. Honestly, it is damaging the company. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's affecting people's moods. No, it's not.

I kind of think it helps me. It kind of dials me in a little bit. Centers me. No, it doesn't. I don't know what it would be like to be in this office without our fridge beeping everything about that david no i can imagine it would be silent you know yeah i changed my fridge filter i don't think you do i think if i went to both your houses right now you'd be telling me that you got to change your filters no i'm worried about it the only pain is ordering the damn thing but it's changing it takes seven seconds yeah click out the old one click in the new one i hate ordering stuff online and then it's delivered to me what a pain well you got to get

the model number it's like you got to you know go to their website it's a whole thing it's a whole sitch you know you could save two percent if you just got on the subscription it's not gonna do that what is, like on Prime or some shit? Probably. I'm on my mother-in-law's Prime account. I'm on my dad's. That's sick. I have since started to make more orders

on the Wash Media Prime account. So please don't use my personal credit card when you guys are ordering stuff for the office. I just do it through my own personal one. Damn, you're a savage i know we have a we have a company one but only randy and i really use it i can always see what randy's looking at on there is it like how to origami books and yeah pokemon and shit uh-huh uh-huh i'm not gonna i'm not gonna indulge Pokemon and shit. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm not going to, I'm not going to indulge.

What? I'm going to leave Randy alone. Yeah. Just, just once. Congratulations, Randy. We're sparing you right now.

People at home are probably doing like anime jokes, but I'm not. Yeah. Other people, I think other hosts would make jokes about tentacles and things of that nature, but we're not going to do that because we're too big for that. Not me. I'm not. Yeah. Other people, I think other hosts would make jokes about tentacles and things of that nature, but we're not going to do that because we're too big for that. Not me. I'm more concerned about what Osasuna and Mallorca are going to do on Saturday at 1130

a.m. Mallorca, Dave. Not Mallorca. Mallorca. That's what I said. Which is where Love Island Australia is currently. Now, do be fast. Very confusingly, by the way.

How old were you when you learned that Love Island is not taped on an island? I was yesterday years old. Guess where they taped the first season of Love Island, USA? Where was it? Like Columbus, Ohio? Probably not. Vegas, baby!

Okay. Really? Yeah. Sally and I stayed in a room at the Cosmo, and you could actually... we were so high up, you could actually see down into the villa. No shit. I mean, we weren't close to it,

but it was kind of cool to see it from afar as someone who watched the entire season, like a loser. Did you get some binoculars? No. That would be weird. You ever see the guy who brings binoculars to a game, and he's just checking out the cheerleaders?

What a fucking sicko. What a shameless sicko that person is. Yeah. If it were me, I'd just get front row tickets right in front of them. Damn. Must be nice. Fonder's seats are right there. Oh, that's right.

It's almost uncomfortable because you feel like you should acknowledge them, but you don't want to be the guy who's like interacting i don't know whatever not important let's just get rid of cheerleaders i'd be fine with that mark cuban did i'd be fine with that we don't i don't think we need them if they want to do it like that's great but like i feel like i feel like they pay them a fair living wage dude they make nothing like nothing it doesn't make sense to me they they try they've gone this far paying them in clout yeah that's actually accurate it's like um okay it looks good yeah i was like this will look good on your resume i was dog sitting for dylan when he was in

mexico one time this is not gonna be a true story And I was going through his DVR, and I actually saw that he had every single episode of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader show, not only recorded, but viewed. Care to confirm? No, I don't. I don't care to confirm. We'll give you the platform. Who are your favorites?

You're a big Mariah guy, right? I don't think you know who that is. I have a friend who was on that show. Really? Yeah. Is that why you watch every episode? was a houston texans cheerleader for years and then she tried out for the cowboys and she was on that show shout to nicole if she's listening she's probably not you would have been pretty good at being the guy who like threw the cheerleaders up and then like held them on the base i feel like you could do that why do you you say that? We knew a guy who did that. Because you're stronger than me.

I couldn't do that. You know a guy. I'm all about that base. Those guys are definitely strong. Very strong. You have to have very, very strong shoulders. Sure. Did y'all watch that cheerleading series on Netflix?

No. No. Dude, one of the teams had a sick crew of dudes at least swagged out yes they're just like and when asked to do anything extra they were like nah not doing not doing that extra shit they do get to hang out with chicks all the time that's cool that is cool i don't think that's why they're doing it i think they just like cheerleading i mean who knows maybe maybe they like hanging out that's probably more accurate i joined the reason i quit the basketball team in seventh grade was to join the ski team because you got to hang out with chicks all the time. That's probably more accurate. The reason I quit the basketball team in seventh grade

was to join the ski team because you got to hang out with chicks. Hang out with chicks. That's straight up why. I had a full ride to A&M to be the yell leader, but I lost it. Really? Can you do your audition right now? You guys seen this? FAA has grounded all the flights.

Man, what's going on there? Hey, Will, here's my impression. The Longhorns are going to come up short. Here's my impression of your high school basketball coach when you were like, hey, I'm going to the ski team. Oh, no. Don't go. Why did that even come up?

Why, dude? You just mentioned it. I made the starting lineup, dude. I was power forward, dog. No, we need you. I was power forward down there. Don't go. You didn't want to see me in the corner there. I was wet with, dog. No, we need you. I was power forward down there. Don't go. You didn't want to see me in the corner there.

I was wet with it. We're going to miss your wet bounce pass. To be honest, I just thought. Stopping dimes all over the place. One of the other reasons I quit was because we had to wear a jockstrap, and I just didn't want to do that. Fuck that. Yeah.

The second I heard you had to wear a jockstrap, I was like, yeah, I'm going to the ski team. I would have done the same thing. That's terrible. I just thought of a really stupid, stupid character's uh it's conspiracy theorist yell leader 9-11 it's an inside job what let me tell you a story so i went down and bought some jet fuel huh it's it's stupid. There's always this character named Old Rock in those stories that they tell. You know what I'm talking about? Really? What's his name?

So was 30 Rock a prequel? Old Rock. I think it's Old Rock. I'm Old Rock. Old Rock was there at a bar. These stories never happen. These sound fictional. Yeah. Are the are the yell leaders the original nick adams um i i don't know you guys have really kind of grown apart can you read the most recent nick adams tweet in a yell leader voice wasn't rick perry a yell a yell leader guy

i believe george bush or george bush senior was i'm telling you i think it was rick perry dude i've been saying george at yale jump me up on the show before i join the school you guys see that yale tweet i retweeted yesterday it was absolutely fire anytime i see a frazier tweet on the tl you know i matched that retweet button how are those how are those dylan dylan dylan you silly bitch what you silly mistaken bitch it was definitely the older one right the younger bush followed his father's footsteps in both the presidency and the yale cheerleading squad w actually became a cheerleader in high school at the prestigious phillips academy climbing the ranks all the way to head cheerleader before heading off to yale

rick perry is an Aggie too, right? Correct. Okay. How about that? Now an advocate for legalizing gambling in Texas. Good. Do that little like hitch too. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

How is it not legal in Texas at this point? What? Yale practice? That should be illegal. It should be. It's too uncomfortable for everybody. Over fluoride in the water. Over under 2030. Over under the year 2030 when weed is legal in Texas.

Under. Okay, legal. Legal, legal. Not just decriminalized municipalities. Legal. Recreational. Recreational use of marijuana will be legal in Texas.as under before or after over i don't trust i don't trust the state i don't wow 2030 is really not that far away is it no no it's over i think it's i

think it's over yeah religion is the opiate of the masses. Can you do a What's Dorn's Deal? Yeah, dude. So I'm at the bar with Dorn. What's Dorn's Deal? Okay. He's rounded scores. You'll never hear from that person again. I apologize.

All the Aggies just unsubscribe. No, they're enjoying it. Here's Will. I apologize. All the Aggies just unsubscribe. No, they're enjoying it. Here's Will's impression of when all the Aggies don't subscribe. Oh, no. I'm just kidding. I'm an Aggie at heart. Yeah, your wife. Your wife.

My wife is an Aggie. Intern Peyton. And a Zeta, which we've recently talked about, too. This weekend at fun. A knowledge Intern Peyton. Intern Peyton. An Aggie as well. Yeah, lots of great Aggies.

We only rolled one percenters. Tons of great Aggies. We only rolled one percenters. Tons of great Aggies. Two percenters? Two percenters. Broback. This weekend in fun. We love Broback. Dylan's wearing Broback right now.

He's got that dino john on. I do have this dino john on. My son and I recently did a photo shoot featuring this exact polo ring. Dave's even wearing the hat. Their performance hat is dope. I'm wearing the jogs, too. Oh, I thought you were showing off your new Duncanville shoes. I was like, Dave, those aren't made by Roback?

Get your shoe off. Get your shoe off of your dog. I got bottoms on. Hang on. Dude, gross. Do a shoeie, dude. Who's calling? Hey, dude, do a shoeie. Yeah, anyway. We'll do that call later. Dude, Dave just saw an opportunity to get the thumbnail and he hopped all over it yeah that's

bullshit that was that was cheesy i'm sorry rollback.com for all of your dope performance wear needs i'm gonna go to their site right now backer 20 for 20 off yeah dog yeah that's facts yeah why are you going to their site because i I want to see what new Jones they got out here. Oh, okay. They got the Koopa, the absolute peach. The peach is nice. That's tasteful. Yeah, I need to re-up on some of these before it starts getting to hot weather season. Koopa and peach are doing a Super Mario Brothers?

It kind of feels like that, dog. It kind of feels like that. Will you zoom in on the Koopa? I've not seen that. You want me to do a Koopa zoom? Okay. I like that one a lot. Yeah. These are just little tiny like I like that one a lot. Yeah.

These are just little tiny like... It's just a fresh color scheme. It is a fresh color scheme. It kind of feels like an EDM song in shirt form. It's like a tropical vibe Celsius, only it's a shirt and I'm wearing it while drinking it. It's fucking meta. Backer 20 will get you 20% off of everything on rowback.com.

Again, Backer 20 will get you 20% off everything on rowback.com. Dylaner 20 we get 20 off everything on rowback.com dylan what are you doing this weekend thanks for asking uh i don't have much going on i'm still um i'm still doing dry ish january which i i'm honestly at this point i'm looking for an excuse to just end it not my life but like dry january that's cool thank you for the clarification there really taiwan off or on on on really taiwan taiwan off sounds more like something else yeah oh yeah anyway um i have nothing going on friday uh will mention he might be stepping out with some squad members why are you trying to rule my dude spoilers and so i might try and like that's what he does latch on i might try and like latch on.

I might try and ride those coattails into the night. I don't know. We'll see what happens. I'm totally open. Don't have parks Friday or Saturday. Do have them Sunday though. Dawn's wide open. So, yeah, holler at your boy if you see him in the streets.

That's all I got to say. Holler at your boy if you see him in the streets, David. All right. There's a very, very low chance I see you in the streets. That's all I got to say. Holler at your boy if you see him in the streets, David. All right. There's a very, very low chance I see you in the streets. You might, but if you do, you better holler. Sally saw him in the streets yesterday. Me? She did? Yeah. She not say hi to you? Where? She saw you walking Stella yesterday. She didn't say hi? What's her problem? I thought she did say hi to me. She probably didn't want to interact with you. She didn't say hi. I'll be honest. I queued up fine friends and you guys were right next to each other on Fine Friends,

and I was like, what is going on? Hey, hey, hey, what is going on here? I'm out on Sally. I'm out on Sally. It's not that personal. She just didn't want to interact with you because it's awkward. Yeah. Well, she didn't know that there was a countywide alert for everyone to holler at you if they

saw you on the streets. Well, she needs to be aware. She didn't get the alert on her phone. Hey, hey, maybe next time she'll ping you. At least roll down the window and, like, throw me a deuce or something. Are you going to be mad if your wife pings Dylan? How much ever does it take to throw me a deuce? What?

How much ever does it take to roll down the window, give me a double honk, and then hit me with a little deuce? I don't know. It's a pretty busy street. I don't give a shit. That was during, like, the busiest time of that street. I don't give a F, man. I got nothing

going on this weekend i gotta take roads to soccer practice in quotes uh sunday morning but other than that i'm i'm pretty open so gonna be hanging out i'm gonna try to i might try to lay low i'm not doing dry january as everybody knows i'm i'm doing a significant january which means i'm drinking significantly more but i probably will do that at home i think we need to we rework that name for it yeah there's a better way to brand it we're working on it's a it's a working title if i were brett i'd be sitting here saying oh ciggy gin that's that is exactly what brett would do i've been sleeping so well lately. Really? Not drinking is a good start. My sleeps have been just A plus across the board.

Man, that must be nice, man. It is. So your wife doesn't just turn on the master bedroom lights like in the middle of the night numerous times? We don't call it master bedroom anymore, actually. Yeah, that's a fact. But yeah, she doesn't do that to me. To be honest, I actually researched this

because the New York Times recently. Okay. While there's a connotation of the New York Times recently. Okay. While there's a connotation of the name master bedroom, it actually doesn't come from the terms that you would think it does. Slaves. But it still has a connotation, which is deterring people. But most people are okay with the use of that phrase. Bet you didn't expect to learn some shit today, but Will just dropped it.

What's the origin then? I don't remember. I don't remember. Okay. But it did say that it did say that 70 of people in the world are okay with using that term okay so it's all up to you i guess okay how do you feel about it i have a huge weekend planned dry january bye i'm drinking this weekend hit the bricks yeah i'm officially drinking as of Friday. Can't wait.

Friday the 13th, by the way. Yep, might get a tattoo as well. It's going to be dangerous. Might get a tattoo as well. A dangerous night? Yeah, Randy and I are going out for some tats. Randy and I are getting tattoos this weekend for Friday the 13th. Very excited about that.

I'm doing that for my midlife crisis when I turn 40. We didn't get to that segment today. It was Dylan's turning 40 this year. What should his midlife crisis be? We have plenty of time. I turn 40 in October. Yeah, we'll get to that segment eventually. Yeah was Dylan's turning 40 this year. What should his midlife crisis be? We have plenty of time. I turn 40 in October. Yeah, we'll get to that segment eventually. Yeah, I don't know.

To be honest, I don't even know where we're going to dinner on Friday night. We have two different reservations. We'll see which one we choose. Saturday morning. It's going to be an early one. 6.30 a.m. We have Manchester United

playing Manchester City. It's going to be brutal, especially since I'm getting off the sober bandwagon. Shut up, Man City. Shut up, dude. Oh, okay. Shut up. And then, yeah, outside of that, not a ton going on.

Wouldn't hate to see the inside of Kelly's Irish Pub at some point this weekend. I wouldn't mind maybe getting a sandwich somewhere. You guys want to go get sandwiches? I'd love a good sandwich, Ron. Some cold cuts? I thought you'd never ask, man. I might do a sandwich today. Ooh, want to go get sandwiches? I love a good sandwich, Ron. Some cold cuts? I thought you'd never ask, man. I might do a sandwich today.

Ooh, I might do masa y mas today. Y'all are going to wear that place out. You don't know shit about me. I do. You're my business partner. I feel like our lives are pretty intertwined at this point. I feel like I know a lot

about the inner workings. It's fair to say. Randy, what are you doing this weekend? Oh, you weren't expecting that, were you? As far as I know, nothing on Friday or Saturday. Might watch some sports games on Saturday. You know how that goes. You do be watching sports.

Golfing with Jared and Dan on Sunday. You guys need a fourth or? Wow. Oh, yeah, sure. Sounds like Dylan's got nothing going on. They would never call me for that jay bone said that he's going to fill the fourth so gross oh jay bone jay bone is traditionally filled a fourth uh with like someone who's like very noteworthy after the fact like that we're still talking about years later like his like somebody some somebody's cousin who's like kind of friends with his girlfriend, fiance or whatever.

And that person like maybe on the first tee was telling me – giving me swing tips. Very condescending. That wasn't even good. I don't like the idea of someone saying – no, I'll cover the fourth. I think everyone needs to have say before you invite them. Yeah. I think I might subscribe to that. But anyway. Good stuff. Let's get the hell out of here