Circling Back - Psychedelics, Shaman Dogs, and Overpriced Crudite

Episode Date: August 15, 2022

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all right we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard seltzer the only hard seltzer with vitamin c from superfood acerola my name is will to freeze to my right david the intermittent faster himself rough man so i was really bummed when i found out that if i have like a glass of wine at nine o'clock that's gonna that's gonna f up my fast yeah so i'm not technically fasting today yeah you got to be careful with your with your late night stuff like i i cut off normally about 9 9 30 but even then i i got in this morning and was and i had to go get a frittata it's a chorizo frittata so tell me just overall how is your intermittent fasting going i did some research because i got a lot of a lot of blowback on like just not doing it every day and there are actually benefits to doing it a few times a week,

like for your gut and insulin levels. But I know I should be doing it every day, but that's just not going to happen. I like that you're micro-dosing. Exactly, as I do with many things. Thank you. You're just micro-dosing your fasting. It's okay.

It's a new chapter. And you know, my normal chapter has been closed. And this new one has been opened. Does that make sense? You really open a chapter? Doesn't matter. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I'm trying to kill time because Dylan's not here.

Books shouldn't even have chapters. I'm more of a prologue guy. To be honest. Does that piss you off when you open a book? Yeah. I have like 15 Roman numeral numbered pages that are introductory. Yeah, it pisses me off so much because I don't like having to read like 12 pages before I get to page one. Yeah.

Don't make the prologue Roman numerals. Just make it the actual start of of the book you're right there is a mental thing to that i shouldn't yeah i don't want to feel that many pages on my left thumb and have it say one because that makes me feel like i'm just it's an uphill battle for me it's like if you started your workout and you know you did like a 10 minute warm-up and then i was like all right well now you gotta start now your workout actually starts none of all that stuff you just did it doesn't matter yeah that's like when that's like when they do a peloton class like the the warm-up counts as part of the class which is actually really nice because it makes you feel like you're doing less

work the action is the juice yeah i mean i i'm kind of thinking that I might pivot to large print books because I feel like it would make me feel as though I'm reading them faster because I'm just churning through that large print. Like what, like 16 font? Yeah, I want like the big print. I want that old people stuff. I'm on that grandma grind. Will's on that grandma grind. Metaphorically. I'm not literally grinding on grandmas i would though i have i ever grinded on a grandma i've probably jokingly grinded like a joke ground like behind someone's mom who is now a grandma facts but i don't think i've actually ground with any grandmas i only grind on future grandmas so like people aren't grand so just just general yeah ladies i i don't grind

my grinding days are behind me i think you'll ever grind again no things would have to really devolve in my life for me to find myself grinding yeah it's gonna take a very late night i think it would take for me uh probably a divorce yeah um probably a midlife crisis sprinkled in there and yeah uh probably a flow write a song that's gonna really bump out people like a lot of our young audience is younger than us and they're gonna hear that and be like whoa so just hey guys word to the wise little little little free game from will and dave here get your grinding in while you can because that grind shit don't last forever if someone's trying to grind with you take it enjoy personally i don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind all right

who sings who sings he's since been he's in jail okay just making sure i just wanted to make sure that i knew correct we were doing the right thing we were i was a big player for seventh grade sixth seventh grade dave yeah i mean i remember when when our when we could finally drive, we got our driver's license. It was spring of, I guess, 2003. Weren't you saying that was summer of 69? Remix to Ignition was the hottest song going at that point. Banger. And being able to drive around my buddy's dad's Suburban while playing Remix to Ignition was pretty much the peak. Hot and fresh out the kitchen, they were saying.

And much like many other artists, the songs are just, they're not hitting the same anymore. Like a Chili's hot plate. It's kind of like the Woody Allen movies that you brought up the other day. They don't hit anymore. Yeah, it's best to just avoid everything. That's kind of been my go-to. We can get canceled. Cancel me.

Dylan's out, by the way. Yeah, no Dylan today. We're running a two-man booth. I'm Tariqo, and I don't know if I want to be Tariqo. I'm Chris Collins, right? I'm his son, Jack, and I got a job. I'm sorry. I don't know.

Isn't his name Jack? I don't know. Isn't his name Jack? I don't know. He's not bad. He just is a clone of his – Definitely a nepotism job though, right? You think? Why is there so much nepotism in that profession? That's just the world, David.

But that one is – I guess because those are like – those are the mouthpieces for the broadcast and so we see it. But what are you supposed to do? What are you supposed to do? If you're Chris Collinsworth what are you supposed to do? What are you supposed to do? If you're Chris Collinsworth, are you supposed to not get your son a really good job? He's supposed to not do that? You've got to get your son a good job. I know he probably took it from someone who deserved it.

But it's your son. Yeah, he probably took it from Randy. If somebody was like, hey, Fritz and Rhodes can have a podcast right now that it doesn't do as well as Circling Back, but it does well enough that they can pay for college with it. It's like, all right, who am I to tell him not to get one? Let's get this kid a podcast. I don't think I'm going to let him do pods. I just don't know if Fritz is ready for ad reads.

Yeah, I mean, it's got to be tough for someone as young as fritz and in roads for that matter as they are um not really speaking coherent thoughts at this point or reading really reading yeah have you seen the leah michelle stuff are you familiar with leah michelle she from glee yeah have you why do i know that i don't know i mean i i just know her because she's famous i don't i can't speak to her work. She's the brunette, right? Mm-hmm. Have you heard the theory that she can't read?

No. It's kind of a funny theory. Although she's made it fine. She's actually spoken on it and said that she can read and she finds it a little ridiculous. But like there's all these instances where she's having trouble with something. Like apparently she did some game show where you had to write down answers or something. And like everything she did was a little off the wall. And it was like can you not do you not know what's going on what if she's doing a bit oh i like her uh so they pointed to a lot of her instagram captions are just emojis and not actual words which is kind of funny um but yeah there's

a huge theory out here that she just can't read but she she says it's not true. Well, per Elle Australia, is Lea Michele illiterate? Here's why the internet has brought back that. 2018 conspiracy theory. This would have been, you would have written about this on Peach. Yeah, for sure. I mean, there's a lot of things in life that, there's a lot of reasons that fame is not a good thing. And like, say that this podcast went crazy and suddenly we're like you know you know getting covered by like l australia how annoyed

would you be if there was a story that came out that was like can dave ruff not read i mean if you heard like the first two minutes of this pod you would wonder although i'm not reading anything but yeah can dave ruff speak coherently can dave ruff not say like 30 times in a ross boland podcast clip the answer is no i can't dude you got to get them to edit out the likes well you know i my theory is that ross has cade make the guests look bad cage is clip guy so ross looks better i like that i like that theory i'm just on there just spitting nonsense and meanwhile ross is just looking like a genius that's kind of a i like that theory yeah it's like holy shit this ross guy is really coherent i don't know if i told this on the air but so when you were out a couple weeks ago and micah filled in our seating arrangement we have a an l-shaped podcast arrangement with uh two a table each with

two chairs and two mics uh i was sitting where you're sitting with the board by myself and dylan normally sits at the other table where i'm sitting and michael walked in and he mike dylan hadn't sat down yet and did micah asked where's dylan sit he's like because i i don't want to sit next to dylan i was like why he's like he's just i just don't he's very good looking and i don't want to and i feel he makes me look worse so micah so he wanted to sit next to me who won't do that to him oh that's nice of micah i mean so we micah robbed us of getting giant micah tiny dylan that's where I thought he was going with it. But no. He just wanted to sit next to the less attractive guy.

So thanks, Micah. Well, if you guys are impressed with how coherent we are and how much we can actually read, please go leave us a review and we might read it on this very podcast. You want to hear a couple of reviews that we got in the last week levels. Yes. It says I'm addicted to the banter. I've listened to these guys religiously since 2019 and I have no idea why highly recommend.

Yeah. Someone said the juxtaposition of these three brand X took an L by not locking these guys into a lifetime contract. We also have AJ eight, two, seven, four, eight.

He said, wow, possibly one big advertisement for Matt's El Rancho. Dillion spells his name wrong, though. Oh. Someone said, bad boys, a podcast. We've been listening to this podcast since the PGP days, and they've truly become part of my weekly routine. See where I'm going with this?

My fiance gets sick of all the bits that i throw into everyday conversations but i'm not stopping anytime soon thanks boys we hear that one often no fiancees in general hate us and then we have one final one that says the best way to waste your time are you wasting your time in subpar methods have no fear will dorn and dave have you covered bring back the arby's polo why don't you bring back the arby's polo dav don't you bring back the Arby's polo David I think it's at the office I think if the Arby's polo is in the office I think you should sign it and I think we should get it framed and I think we should put it up in the office hang it in the rafters I think it should be a preserved relic of another time what would you do how much I would do so much

to go on that trip again just go to punta vidra beach for the players championship i was hanging out with our friend michelle from the pga tour dan with us we had dan with us that was a fun ass trip dan almost killed a guy on the little par three contest dan just rocketed a sandwich some dude we got to see what pub subs were all about they were fun. I think I did pub. Did I do pub sub? I did a pub sub when I was at Seaside, and it was good. I'm not going to make it my entire brand.

Here's my question. Are pub subs better when they haven't been sitting around for three hours before you Probably. Okay. And that was a tough thing to navigate because the people that were hosting us, they brought the sandwiches way too early. But we couldn't like really point that out. Yes. Without like looking ungrateful.

Yes. So it was like a real like. I think I gave Pub Subs less credit than they deserved. But I think we all did i also want to say that the people who ride uh for pub subs possibly the people who ride too hard for pub subs make it pretty easy to shit on pub subs yeah it's like us with matt's el rancho i'm sure there's people who want to come here and shit on it and for that for that like we we i think have kind of turned on it although you were there over the weekend not to cuck your weekend and fun.

Yeah, yeah. But we consistently bitch about it and we still go there. It's – That's what we do. What's like the fake definition of insanity? Doing things over and over, expecting a different outcome. It's not the real definition, but that's the one that people like to say. That's what we do with –

That's what Einstein famously said, I believe. Did he say that? Have you ever heard of this guy? I thought it was it was kant david we can't i know this is a podcast but you can't say that word that might have been marks i'm sorry go ahead the carl jung yeah it was jung for a long time i thought you were marrying into that family by the way i don't think that there's not a connection there in some way but i don't think it's worth it. That's definitely just something that Sally lied and said at parties. Can I put your sister-in-law on blast about that?

Which one? I'm not going to name her. Okay. She's co-hosted the mail-in. Okay. One of the first times we all hung out, this was way before y'all were married, was Ranch 616. Mm-hmm. And Lily, her name's Lily, and everybody, we had a big group outside on the patio of Ranch 616 and and lily is her name's lily and everybody we're all in a big group outside on the patio ranch 616 and i think as we're sitting down i asked her because i was sitting

down near her side if the if the name the family name if it was any relation to the uh what is godfather of modern psychology i don't one of the pioneers yeah him uh and she's like yeah yeah i think so and sally immediately jumped in like no lily we're not we're not like immediately shot it down and it was just it was this i remember being uh sally definitely lied when she was in college and said that she was related to uh george young the cocaine dealer she definitely told people she was related to them. Just for a little edge? Yeah. Yeah.

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Had no idea they were even doing this until last week. We got a little email saying, what size shorts you guys wear? We got shorts dropping this week. Actually, we did kind of know. When the guys from Roback were in Austin, they were actually wearing these shorts, and we said, what are those? And we said it in a good way. We weren't roasting anyone's white Vans.

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I almost drove up to the office for more early bird yesterday. You should have. And I was like, I can go to two days. Whether you're looking for a nice pair of shorts, maybe a pullover, maybe a QZ, maybe a hooded sweatshirt, or maybe just a classic golf polo, head over to Roback.com. Use code BACKER20 for 20% off.com he's called backer 20 for 20 off again backer 20 for 20 off dave what'd you get into this weekend i got into a row back a couple

times really it's true that is true but i'll start with friday uh played golf played golf uh our friend ryan and uh my friend blaine maybe he'll be your friend one day, had me out at University of Texas Golf Club, which I learned is not affiliated with the university other than the licensing agreement to use the trademarks. Didn't know that. I, for some reason, had it in my head that the school funded this, which shocked me because it's very, very, very nice. And I'm like like i feel like most college courses aren't this nice but either way play golf how'd it go out there not well okay not well um we had a we had a great time um ryan might have got me into uh tequila pineapple lime

you gotta relax what do you think about that i don't really have many takes on this i'm not a big pineapple guy that's a me issue though a number of people are calling it the swinger dave uh are you sure you want that i'm not i didn't ask people to call it that they're're just doing it organically. Were they calling it the Swingin' D for short? Big Swingin' D. That's a better one. What's worse? What's worse for me personally?

What's harder to go home and tell my family that there's a drink named it? Yeah, there's a pineapple called the Upside Down Pineapple. No, man, it's a joke. It's a bit we do about pineapples. We did talk about how pineapples were kind of fuckable last week. No, it's not fuckable. Y'all were. Not me.

Well, you have to take the outside layer off. Skin. It's like an evolutionary chastity belt. Man, I was kind of happy that we wouldn't have video of us talking about that. And now that Randy's back, we have video. Yeah. Good thing I started my skincare journey when randy was gone because the cameras are back now see i was feeling pretty good about myself all last week and then i completely undid any any good feeling i had about myself uh this past weekend so more on that later what else you

get into so i did a i did an interesting move there's a a food truck off of uh it's in north austin off burnett road which is a great food location i kind of want to move north just for the food it's a trash trash actual road yeah the it's driving it's the design is very poor but good rest food items are great There's a trailer called Pedrosos that has been recommended to me by our friends for the last few weeks. I drove from the golf course to Pedrosos, which is out of the way, back home through traffic, through Friday traffic, picked up my son and showed up with a nice Sicilian pizza for the fam. And it was baller. And I highly recommend Pedroso's. It's, it's only a food truck or I guess it's technically a trailer, whatever. Um, so you're not going to go get like a nice

sit down experience. I think they have some outdoor seating with, but it's too fucking hot. No one's doing that. Anyway, shout out to Pedroso's didn't do anything Friday night, hot no one's doing that anyway shout out to pedrosos didn't do anything friday night just hung out saturday had to take road solo to the ymca for a swim lesson number two dude don't don't speak too much about these swim lessons why because tomorrow's dad pod oh yeah patreon.com podcast dave and i both started swim lessons i actually did that on friday okay yeah it's it's it's fun it's a nice it's a class and i'm one of like six parents it's you get in the water with the kid oh you get in the water oh yeah oh see i i'm in it's more like when i say swim lesson it's like getting them acclimated and like encouraging them when they kick and like

getting them used to like sitting on a noodle or something see we're doing different we're doing isr infant swim rescue which is essentially the thing where you can throw your kid in the deep end and they'll float that increases the likelihood of your kid being a navy seal by like 70 did you know that that'll be tight that would be tight fritz is a good seal name yeah the doctor was looking at his like muscles the other day and she was like yeah the way that he's developing like he's got real navy seal possibilities he has seal vibes yeah like his he seems to have like really long femurs and stuff so like okay he's gonna be like an absolute stud he has really long femurs will said yeah mark that was at the 2015 mark of the pot yeah uh so yeah did that hung out all day

did some yard work met up with brett on saturday for for what was supposed to be odd drink and a cool tell me tell me if you've heard this one before ended up being two i'm tired of y'all going to carve without me it's it's eight minutes my house. And it's like two minutes from his. I'm starting to get a little sick of everyone going to carve. It's not just you. I told you we were going. Yeah, okay. So you're...

Okay, I already had plans, so I'm not going to complain too much. Yeah, you did. Everyone goes to carve without me, though. Sally and I have never received one invite to carve from another couple. We want to go to carve, but it's not in a place that is very close to us. We saw Mike and Caitlin there once. We need other people to invite us to Carve that are like, you know, more close to that place. And it's just, it's a little frustrating because I do like it there.

And I do enjoy a nice high-end steak, maybe a cocktail or two. Dude. Maybe a glass of wine. So. Eight days in the desert. I got back into the gym saturday morning so i was kind of feeling like dude i need i need some protein so i went back to an old favorite i did a salad but it's a new twist on an old favorite let me say that did a caesar salad

and a filet instead of the wedge salad because they do have a good wedge but it's just a lot not my david i went caesar i went caesar on him i don't like that about you why'd you do that i don't know just the way like i said you're the wedge guy i know but it was just a lot it's a big it's a big production which i normally like didn't realize this they now serve their filet on a sizzling platter why do they do that i don't know does that cook it too much that's why if you look at the photo brett posted i sliced it up immediately because i was like this is cooking like it's cooking even if it's not on a hot plate you can't serve a hot a hot platter for a steak right yeah i don't i don't really know what what

that was but it was good and it did look and it was cooked perfectly medium rare but they do a thing on their menu where if you want a glass of wine there's like standard and then there's like the carve way and it's like you know six ounce pour eight ounce pour 12 ounce pour i was like well better value to get the the big pour yeah but then suddenly you're 36 ounces deep into a mid-range cab that leaves you with a stinging headache the next day. I was drinking. I had two Super Tuscans. And let me just say this.

Went home, had one more glass of wine. So in my head, I was like, I had three glasses of wine, whatever. No, you had five. Woke up Sunday. Wasn't in great shape. Wasn't a full-on hangover, i got tasked with driving to duncan donuts and dripping springs which is i don't know why it was actually i say i got tasked it was kind of my idea my neighbor does it my neighbor's from new york and he does it every weekend man and uh

as soon as i as soon as i got in the car like a switch went off and the hangover kicked in. So ate Dunkin' Donuts, went and hit golf balls, put on a ball-striking clinic on the Gray Rock Range. Feeling pretty good about it. I got a feel I've been chasing for the last couple years, and the feel's there. And I'm going to drill it into my mind. I'm going to keep drilling it.

And we're going to get this handicap sub-eight by the end of the summer. Okay. Maybe. I heard you and Brett talking swing stuff earlier. Yeah, it was a lot. It was really unnecessary. I did hear Brett say that he's found two quick fixes, so I'm excited to see how this affects the swing journey going forward. Nothing better than a quick fix. Yeah, as we know, quick fixes in golf are two things that just always go hand in hand.

Will, I texted you about this. I also started the rehearsal. The rehearsal? What is that? Do you not remember our conversation? Dude, I might have. I was raw yesterday if it was yesterday. The rehearsal?

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Who said I can't read? Dude, that's facts. They've just read, dude. I read. Did I stutter? You're literate. Hey, Lee and Michelle, take notes. So I couldn't really.

And look, I've seen two episodes, and I'm going to continue with it. If you wanted me to tell you what it is and why you should watch it, I can't. was asking that and i was like i i don't know what to tell you and she's like is it awkward and i'm like yeah yeah she's like well i can't watch it then like you're gonna be fine you're married to me yeah you're gonna be just fine if you watch that i'm very awkward not like randy awkward but i'm very awkward yeah no if you were randy awkward i wouldn't i wouldn't even recommend it yeah that that concludes my weekend and fun and i apologize i had i had a fun little weekend i had a kind of unexpectedly fun weekend

on friday dinner plans just fell together ended up going out had some sushi with one micah weiner yeah uh we found a reservation uh at uchiko and we were like let's let's do it we haven't been on a date night in a while mike and caitlin came in we absolutely mobbed um they were out of my favorite thing that they have there which was a little devastating but you know i'm not gonna complain too much fish no the uh the uh what's it called the the a5 wagyu bite oh wow i was i was very excited for that did you get that saudi bag no come on i'm sorry everyone gets it when they go there no it's it's it's good is this the hot rock one no no this this one is this one i don't like the hot rock because i think it overcooks the meat that's my theory i also don't you don't think you should be doing the work yeah yeah it's like somebody's getting paid to do this why am i cooking my meat well we're at a restaurant that

is known for how well they present the food and everything like that so me cooking the meat on a rock doesn't it's it stopped working for me it's like what no i feel like y'all are probably better at this than me it's a meat meat rock. I'm an idiot. So yeah, and then I woke up on Saturday and I had really high hopes. I was going to wake up. I was going to watch some soccer. I was going to go about my day and just be in a good mood all day. Little did I know

Manchester United is going to be the worst team in the league this year. Just got absolutely smoked. It's really fun. It's really fun. Yeah, at least they play Liverpool soon. Should be a really easy match coming up. And yeah, it's really fun it's really fun so uh yeah at least they play liverpool soon should be a really easy match coming up and uh yeah it's really ugly out there so uh i did what anyone does and i tried to erase that from my memory by going to the austin fc game oi and uh yeah it was absolutely lit shout out to the verde, I was watching at home and it looked diabolical.

We got to go to another game, Dave. I'm so in. I would have gone. I bought tickets two hours before the match, went with a buddy of mine and his brother and another guy. And we had a really good time. Boys night. I took advantage of the free beers that they had going on in our section uh i drank about four lagunitas ipas which led to me having a rough day yesterday four ipas seems like a lot

yeah i didn't need it it's like drinking two mega super tuscans well this was after drinking a couple frozen margs at matt's too so uh see that that's you cannot pre-game tex-mex that needs to be like a rule past age 32, that's got to be gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was probably a mistake overall, you know, drinking the free IPAs. Probably wasn't something I needed to do. But, yeah, that left me with just a kind of relaxed day yesterday. Watched some footy.

Enjoyed some television. I've been watching Love Island USA. Just absolutely breezing through it. It's not very good. And, yeah, been watching All or Nothing Arsenal. watching love island usa just absolutely breezing through it it's not very good and uh yeah i've been watching all or nothing arsenal highly recommend if anyone's out there looking for a documentary series you need to do hard knocks i know you have a great personality in in dan campbell and it's your i thought you were talking about my personality for a second no you're fine

you've done well for yourself but you're no dan campbell yeah i he's alpha i i'm trying to look for fewer reasons to get invested in the nfl season and i yeah i he's alpha i i'm trying to look for fewer reasons to get invested in the nfl season and i'm i know that if i watch hard knocks i'm gonna get overly invested but at this point what am i even trying to not watch for like so i can watch more epl it sounds depressing the lions will win six games this season that's okay that doesn't should i get excited that they're going to go 6-11? Sorry, no, 6-12, 6-13. 6-11.

I thought they added games. Didn't they add some games? It's a process, Will. That's something you don't understand. No, I've understood. It's just been 35 years of just getting our dicks kicked in. Correct. Yeah. Yeah, it's not fun.

But yeah, your boy – yesterday I had to do it to him. I got a cheeseburger from p terry's and then i followed that up with a big ass salad that i ate last night for dinner i did eat about 16 maybe 17 uh miniature peanut butter cups from trader joe's you see these things i that's my my go-to i love them so much i'll either do those popping them yesterday i do the justins depends on where what store I'm at. I like, I,

they're good, man. The peanut butter cup is a great invention. Whoever, whoever did the peanut butter cup first, I tip my cap to you. Good. So that was an epic move,

sir. Fred on good, sir. Indeed. Oh, before we get into the rest of this episode, let's hear from our friends over at Shopify. We actually use Shopify in-house here.

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I call this guy Uncool Adam, by the way. That's good. This guy's not nearly as cool as our friend Adam. That's tight. That's a good call. Yeah, so if you're not familiar, WeWork was trying to revolutionize the way that people work, trying to just really just have some workspaces.

Communal. Yeah. Communal feel for the modern man and woman. Well, now it turns out that he's doing this with low-income housing, maybe, and has now gotten invested in, yet again, for I think the tune of over – I don't even know. I think I saw it's about $360 million or something like that. And Dreesen Horowitz is investing about $350 million into Flow,

which is the name of his venture. Flow. I just don't understand why we're still giving insane amounts of money to Adam Neumann, who famously defrauded investors. What was the outcome of that? The outcome was something, and's been it's been a while since i've actually dipped into this but essentially what happened is that uh he got to keep a lot of real estate that was worth a lot of money and a lot of things were under his name so

he kind of walked away from we work without many too many concerns in the world uh he still was worth billions of dollars when he walked away from the company or when he was forced to walk away from the company. And now we're just giving him more money. I don't know why this guy needs more money right now. If I were him, I probably just wouldn't do anything publicly for a while. I'd probably just, you know, live on the dope properties that I already own, hang out. He wants to make it right. Is that what it says?

No, I mean, I'm assuming. I'm trying to. And look, once you run in the circles, it's like how certain people that might be about to be indicted that were previously president, like were able to get loans from the same bank, but just from the different wings of the bank. loans from the same bank, but just from the different wings of the bank. Once you're in there with that circle, um, these big dogs who were just throwing cash around, uh, it's, you have to really, really fuck up. Um, apparently defaulting on loans is not enough that, and I'm speaking, nevermind. Anyway, it does not shock me, but it does. Cause I thought this dude was like, I thought he said something like him and his wife were getting into, like,

they were going to do education software yeah they were going to revolutionize education which i'm glad that they didn't well they were trying to revolutionize the workplace and all they did was just buy a bunch of property and make it pinterest looking and then try to you know make people pay an extreme amount of money to be there he's the dude who hired run dmc right or like just he had rev and run come in and do it's tricky like moments after he laid off was that him or was that the was that our girl elizabeth no that was him and they did like tequila shots this guy is such an asshole like such an asshole i just don't understand why people are thinking that it's like smart to invest with him he wasn't

even trying to revolutionize like like the workplace he was just it was just a real estate play to buy as much real estate as you can possibly get dude but what if i told you that flow is potentially a disruptor dude oh fuck dude are they getting rid of a middleman i just do i need to be in on this if they're cutting them out i just think that that we've already kind of seen the way that this man works. And I just don't know if giving him $360 million to, uh, to, to do this all over again is the move. You just don't understand. You don't understand private act, bro. At its height, WeWork was valued at $47 billion after a botched public offering and tales of mismanagement.

It imploded spectacularly. That's a good, that's a good use of spectacular. I remember looking up and we were, we're a business that was doing fine at this time. And I remember looking up like, what if instead of getting an office, this was before we probably, this is definitely before we had Randy here. This is probably before we had Brett here. And I thought, what if we just did like a WeWork in Austin? Like, wouldn't that be easy? And then I looked it up and I was like, oh oh it'd be cheaper for us just to get an office dude you know how much content we would get out of a we work though we'd get kicked out we'd be the we'd be the the black sheep of we work because everybody would know that we were

doing bits about them yeah i feel like our audience is likely we're gonna have some overlap with people who work in a we work like can you imagine how insufferable like an austin we work could be with all the transplants here and all the people that are working from home and whatever we could have been absolutely feasting yeah it's not too late to get a we work well we have an office oh yeah we do fuck we pay should we make should we make randy work at a we work i don't think that makes sense logistically. Let's just have him work from there in the afternoons. Hey, let's hear from Randy real quick. Randy.

Randy, what's up, man? How you doing, bud? I'm doing great. What's that? Whoa, wait. I'm sorry. Say that again. Randy, can you explain for everybody out there where you've been for the last week?

Yes, I've been at two weddings back back weekends in chicagoland are we it sounds like you're speaking quickly so you don't have to speak that much because there might be something wrong with your voice oh i'm very excited we're doing this right now oh yeah you sound good randy you sound good all right randy did randy like yell at like some some children this weekend or something like why he's so whores um we knew we knew he was going to come in with this this is how he sounds any if randy just does one big night on a weekend he comes in sounding all like he's smoked a thousand cigarettes he comes in sounding like like he talked to everyone in the same voice as the the

dude who said that um the song's not about west virginia no it's actually about the western part of virginia that's how randy talks when he's drunk he just constantly screams like that that's a video that always makes me smile when it pops on the team the timeline dave we have we have another story that i think is falls in line with this uh probably because i'm gonna guess that at some point uh adam newman has done psychedelics oh okay i see where we're going i thought you were gonna uh pivot and do one of the editor's picks from the new york times and and this one that's recommended is called how quitting a job changed my work-life balance oh oh really it changed it by by not having to worry about your work part of it?

I'm going to read that one after the show. Yeah. Yeah. This one checks a lot of boxes. You got New York Post. You've got New Yorkers, wealthy New Yorkers, and you have psychedelics and celebs. This is right up our alley. Why wealthy New Yorkers and celebs like Aaron Rodgers's this is right up our alley why wealthy new yorkers and celebs like

aaron rogers are tripping on psychedelics what if i read a couple passages from this dave i hope so yeah we have one that says uh this is from somebody who this is just a rich dude in new york you're good dave yeah you're good this is just from a rich dude in new york he said uh that was the best night of my life he said said, I met the soul I lost as a child, and we had a conversation, and I'm not really like that. There were shaman dogs there, and one came over, stuck out his very long tongue and said, you are okay, you know. It was a wonderful, beautiful experience. I was floating, and I thought, if I need to die, it should be now, because I don't think I could feel any better. Okay, tell me more about the shaman dog.

Yeah, so there's a lot here that I want to know. I would love to have a conversation with the soul that I lost as a child. I think that sounds great. I don't know if I want to. That seems sad. No, I want to do that. I would also love to see the shaman dogs.

That is a different story. I'm in on shaman dogs. I would like to know how good it feels to float to the point where i think i could die because that's that's as good as it's going to get if the title of today's show doesn't have a reference to shaman dogs then we've done something wrong i mean another another passage says last month in san trope the mental health non-profit called aurora institute co-founded by german billionaire christian angermeyer hosted a star-studded evening

of discovery looking at the science behind psychedelics with queen latifah cameron winklevoss and robbie williams in attendance can you imagine doing psychedelics with the winklevoss and he just starts telling you about like the blockchain imagine doing it with like robbie williams who can just start singing angels. Queen Latifah. Why don't I know? Is Robbie Williams an English crooner? He's an English singer. He was in a boy band and then he got famous for some of his solo work.

Did he have a drug problem? He has a vibe of a dude who definitely had some wild days, but I don't know if he like, I don't know. Okay. They go on to say actress and comedianie Wong has written openly about regularly doing shrooms and ayahuasca with her husband. I actually think they're on the rocks. Uh,

while green Bay Packers, Aaron Rogers recently credited magic mushrooms and ayahuasca for providing him with the mental clarity it took to score a $200 million contract extension. Spill the tea. Will God that my favorite quote is, um, I'm at Gucci buying clothes right now. I wear Chanel, and I am not a liberation dance type hippie person, said Susie.

Friends find it surprising that I would do this, but I fell in love with it. Yeah, like, I do believe in the benefits of, man, I can't call it plant medicine because that would just make me sound like the worst, of doing this stuff. There's been too many people who've had positive outcomes from it and it does it does a lot i mean they're even doing it for ptsd depression now all that but but i don't want to hear about how you're you're shopping at chanel and gucci and like you're just kind of dipping your toe into the world of psychedelics and then like that's like's like you're, you're, you're, you're commandeering the brand basically. Yeah.

Well, also like this, just because you shop at these places, that means that you have the means to do this and not worry about it. Like a lot of poor people don't have the means to fly to South America. Sure. To do an ayahuasca ceremony. Yeah. Like I think, you know, being, being able to shop at Gucci might be a prerequisite for this kind of thing.

Call me crazy. I would rather do psychedelics with Gucci Mane. prerequisite for this kind of thing. Call me crazy. I would rather do psychedelics with Gucci Mane. Okay, here's the question. Here's the question. What scares me and what's always scared me, and I think that's what scares a lot of people, is that you do ayahuasca and you become a person that's totally different than who you are now. You would hate the current version of yourself. Like is it worth knowing that everyone's gonna

think you're some hit like weirdo after doing your ayahuasca stuff because your demeanor completely changed is it worth like being at peace with yourself knowing that everyone else is like yeah dave got weird yeah but maybe you wouldn't care yeah but maybe you would be like you would you wouldn't even be upset about it you You'd be like, I'm enlightened. I just don't know if personal enlightenment is worth the public ridicule that I would get from my friends who are like, yeah, Will went off the deep end after he did an ayahuasca ceremony because of Aaron Rodgers. Just microdose mushrooms. Yeah, Will won't stop talking about the time that he did mushrooms with Queen Latifah. It's like, dude, you went to one show. You took a tiny amountose mushrooms. Yeah. Will won't stop talking about the time that he did mushrooms with Queen Latifah. It's like, dude, you went to one show.

You took a tiny amount of mushrooms. Yeah, you felt the wind. This sounds very specific. Yeah, Will. Definitely not talking about himself. Will, you ate half of a mushroom at a Grateful Dead concert. Like, you didn't change your life. You suck.

Can people do psychedelics without telling people about it? No, that's the point of doing them. It's like, yeah, I was fucking, we it aubrey's and we did dmt i'm fine with psychedelics and stuff getting more popular i like you said when it comes to ptsd or or other things that can you know be i guess i don't want to say cured but you know if the side effects of those types of things can be lightened by some some psychedelics i'm all for that but what i'm not for is is aaron rogers explaining it to me on like on a fucking podcast with aubrey market like aaron rogers correct yeah he's a douche yeah but i like him he's he is a douche and i'm i'm glad he's out there being a douche. But I understand it. This says,

Susie, your girl that's shopping at Gucci and Chanel, she's a 42-year-old in tech who asked to remain anonymous due to legal concerns, talked about being turned on to mushrooms by a woman at a retreat for entrepreneurs. Oh, God. I mean, I just, I don't... We need to go on a retreat.

We need to do more shit like that. We need to get into that circle. We need to do it off-site if adam newman's getting that money we can get that money we just need to find the right person to do lsd with yeah isn't it like isn't it pretty like simple to figure out how to like do people like adam newman you just have to grind takes grinding to be a king famously um did you know that they're treating depression with ketamine now i've heard i've heard i've heard stuff about ketamine i'm not really familiar with ketamine or the k-hole the only reason that it moved or you know moved my needle or made me interested is because ketamine forever in my mind i've never known anybody who's done it it just sounds like a serious scary drug

that you know and the idea of a k-hole i don't even know what it is i think you just kind of fall into a uh sedentary state i could be absolutely wrong i'm not very familiar with it but that's just because i'm too old to do ketamine at this point in my life and i don't i don't think i'm going to do any dude let's do a pod from a k-hole we could do that let's do the k-hole and j-hole pod where we go to jackson hole do a bunch of ketamine that's a good t-shirt it's good that's a good shirt let's go to wyoming and do drugs we go there and we just we just take some early birds yeah we have some ipas yeah dude dave took four early birds last night he's he got so messed up dude dave was so giggly he like had a transformation yeah dude he looked totally

different person he looked at the mountains for like 30 minutes before going to bed i think he's totally changed now we need to do a retreat we do we can get uh we can get uh the brunch boys we can get out going club cool drugs optional no we have to if you're on the retreat you're microdosing something i i famously microdose cbd only that's big of you you're also you know you famously microdose uh fasting as well that's true yeah you should do a retreat where we intermittent fast and take like 2.5 whatever of THC. See, I'd rather macrodose my athletic greens. Wow, he just moved right into it. He saw that the segment was done and he moved on.

So I'm going to be straight up honest. Okay. Sally was sponsored by athletic greens before I was on the mail-in. So she was getting this stuff to our place. Why do you hate to see a girl boss win? No, I like seeing girl bosses win, but she was winning to a point where I was like, all right, I need to start winning with her. She was just singing the praises of Athletic Greens. She was loving it. And every single morning she would wake up, she'd get her Athletic Greens water bottle out. She'd put it in, she'd do it. And she was loving it. She was like, I'm getting so many vitamins,

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your health and pick up the ultimate daily nutritional insurance dave i'm gonna have you play a clip for uh our next talking point here uh are you familiar with crudite uh crudite crudite um you know what will uh you had to explain it to me this morning so no i was not familiar with crudite i didn't know what a crudite was it sounds like something pootie tang would have said crudite it does yeah i didn't know what crudite was for a very long time um sally ordered it one time at Yeah. I didn't know what crudite was for a very long time. Sally ordered it one time at a restaurant, and I didn't know what to expect. I truly had no idea.

Turns out it's just a bowl of vegetables and maybe dips. It sounds like Dylan's Super Bowl party. Yes. It's essentially what it is. Definitely comes with hummus, some green goddess dressing, things of that nature. Let's check in with the guy who Will said he would definitely vote for if he could. I'm doing some grocery shopping. I'm at Wegner's, and my wife wants some vegetables for crudite, right?

So here's a broccoli. That's two bucks. We'll have a ton of broccoli there. Here's some asparagus. That's $4. Carrots. That's $4 more. That's $10 of vegetables vegetables there and then we need some

guacamole that's four dollars more and she loves salsa yeah salsa there yeah six dollars must be a shortage of salsa guys that's twenty dollars for crouton this doesn't include the tequila i mean that's outrageous and we got joe biden to thank for this do you think that's connecting with the where's he running is it pennsylvania who dr oz yeah i have no clue i didn't know he was like i don't know anything about dr oz other than that he has a television show that looks unwatchable to me um like looks like it would just depress me to watch it but he's running to defeat federman socialist agenda in pennsylvania do you think that's going to connect with uh some blue-collar workers in pennsylvania like

crudite dude nothing nothing makes makes you more approachable than as a millionaire than complaining about how much your crudite is costing you we should go talk about um like wagyu a5 hot rocks and we run for president in the rust belt yeah like what like crudite like you guys if you can if you if you can use the word crudite appropriately you can afford the vegetables that you're complaining about the most annoying thing about this video is and he's clearly doing this to you know stick it to to bidenflation or lunchflation or crew crewflation crewflation he he's getting all of these items he's at the store and he doesn't have a uh a cart no he's just holding them and he's just stacking them

and it's he looks like such a dummy you ever ever done that when you go to the store you think you need one thing and then you're like fuck i actually probably could get this too and then you have to debate like should i go get the hand card did it the other day david and then you're like i don't want to walk all the way back up to the entrance me i'll walk i'll be i'll dr oz it and i'll carry it up there looking like something's gonna fall and he's got like multiple salsas he grabbed like the fresh salsa from like the the if you're grabbing the salsa out of the section they love salsa if if it's in the like the produce section with all the vegetables that means it's going to be a fresher salsa than if you go get your you know new york city salsa from the just like the jar and can section like six dollars is

a pretty appropriate price for something like that that you're getting there dr oz if you asked him how much those things cost normally do you think he could actually tell you how much a head of broccoli would be? There's no way that Dr. Oz actually knows at this point. He would suck on the Price is Right. He would fail miserably. I mean, I'm sure that someone's already said this. I probably am lifting this from someone. But it would be hilarious just to have a Price is Right.

They can't do Celebrity Price is Right because no celebrity will get anything correct yeah like they can do they can do celebrity uh family feud that works because you don't have to like talk about numbers and how much things cost that's pop culture the celebrity i hate that i hate that i'm saying the celebrity family feud is actually pretty watchable i want dude yeah they can have anybody on there. It's always, I feel like it's just always like, it's always just ABC families. Well, I've got something I need to tell you. The government wants to tell you how to live your life, provide for your family, and make your health care decisions. I believe you should be in control.

Well, this is per Dr. Oz's website. Well, I don't really know much about dr oz outside he was oprah found him right this was an oprah thing springboard maybe sure yeah max i feel like randy i don't know why i looked at randy like randy would know yeah randy has no clue i was i don't know uh but i do know he just is constantly getting shit on. And apparently he's from New Jersey and not Pennsylvania. It's never stopped anybody. But wasn't Ted Cruz Canadian?

It's fair. Well, to Dr. Oz, I'm going to tell him something that Kid Rock told me. His dad also killed JFK. Don't tell me how to live. There you go. You thought there'd be no singing because Dylan's out today, but you were wrong. Do you think Dylan watched this crudite video and was just licking his chops? He just had a look in his eye like, I need those vegetables.

Give me those vegetables. As much as I want to make fun of crudite, it does look does look pretty refreshing yeah it is it's a nice spread of vegetables if you're if let's say this like if you're single i think that doing doing like to go salads makes way more sense than buying ingredients for salads it gets expensive when you start making salads at home it gets expensive r's going to go home and text somebody, text some young lady. Crudite and chill? Oh, oh. Aren't you?

Aren't you, Randy? Come on, Randy. Gravelly voiced. Oh, he's texting. No, I'm not going to do that. This does look good, and it's just the fact that it's called crudite. Go into the bread aisle and be like, look at fucking bread. It's expensive.

Stuff that normal people – Not that normal people don't buy vegetables, but they don't buy them to call them crudité. Unless this is a thing that I'm just so white trash on that I don't even know about. If you're a politician and you are running for office and you find yourself standing in an establishment with a young person holding your phone while they record you and you complain about the prices of something, things are not going well for you. I don't care if you're Dr. Oz. I don't care if you're Whitmer from Michigan. She's got a commercial going up in Michigan right right now that's just like stop walking through stop walking through a grocery store it's not a good look i like it when i like it when people running for office go to like local breweries and have a beer and it's like look at this i'm fucking drink

beer dude i'm so crazy did you hear that just like dropped an f-bomb the other day it's good f-bomb i missed i didn't actually watch the video it it did not seem staged and it was it actually flowed pretty seamlessly but you always want to talk about politics man so i'll let you yeah i mean go ahead you know you know that you know i vote for anyone that skateboards so i'm hoping he doesn't hop on the board if he hops on the board again it's over he can't it's already over for our for bet, but if he starts skateboarding again, it's just not going to work. Okay. We'll see.

Can we talk briefly, Dave, before we get out of here today? Yeah, I have a skateboard now. I actually took a rip this weekend. You jealous? A rip of what? On my skateboard. Oh. Well, define rip.

I decided that I needed to get some some blood flowing so i i took my skateboard out and i uh just went down the the street and then uh came back the other way it's fucking savage it was about it was about a two mile skateboard no not two miles probably about a mile did you ever have a wobbly moment where you thought you might eat it uh not that time but the first time that i skated in my neighborhood after buying this board the other day i decided to go down a hill that goes to where people put their boats into the water and i did have to bail off the board it was a little dicey but it was a familiar feeling it felt good it was like oh i haven't felt this since high school you felt alive again i did it was like you reconnected with your high school soul without psychedelics my psychedelic

is skateboarding oh put that on a t-shirt skateboarding's not a crime shopify you hear about el jefe the jaguar no the jaguar that's how that's how's how British Siri says it. Hey, Siri. Uh-huh? Say Jaguar. She didn't understand. I just failed you. I tried that. You pronounce it so poorly, she didn't even know what you're talking about.

She's like, it's pronounced Jaguar. Pronounce Crudite. You familiar with El Jefe? We've done this, right? we've talked about el jefe i believe yeah el jefe has been talked about on this podcast before he's a 12 year old uh big cat jaguar who lives in the united states and he's now been spotted in mexico so here's the question i have to ask why are we annoying el jefe on his vacation oh shit okay so he's he's covering some serious ground it says that it says that he crossed the heavily guarded

u.s mexico border which is sparked celebrations on both sides like why are we celebrating that he's gone and why are they celebrating that he's there okay did they say the heavily guarded border yeah does this mean like they're guarding it from jags yeah did they like they're looking out did they like check his passport when he went over yeah so there's no warrants out like and if you're a border patrol and you see a jag you're not gonna be like hey hey boy slow down sir sir this is good This is him just plotting. He's just taking. I feel like we blew up his spot, but he's going through Mexico. He's going to come up across the Rio Grande.

And he's going to meet Dylan once and for all. Because Dylan famously said he could take a Jaguar hand to hand. He didn't really say that, but he said something about a cheetah. Well, this says that apparently this is going to, you know, increase, help maintain the Jaguar population. Why? Because he's just out there fucking? He's just fucking. He's just out there.

Oh, hell yeah. He's just doing it. Doing it and doing it well. He is. You think he's getting. I was actually doing ayahuasca with LL Cool J the other day. I would do ayahuasca with LL Cool J. Who's your dream blunt rotation for doing ayahuasca?

Dream sip rotation dream ceremony ceremony yeah what's your dream sip rotation uh steve-o you don't want him to relapse with you though oh fuck yeah he's sober yeah you can't do that my bad all right i'm sure he'd like that you chose him though uh hey man thanks no that means a lot dude no for real uh chris pawney is party boy yeah i don't i like that you just want to do ayahuasca with jackass yeah you gotta you gotta cast a wide a wide net uh brandon from bro bible facts um kyle bandujo can you imagine doing it with doing ayahuasca with jr hickey and he's just like oh jr would be a good one yeah yeah like he just he just does nice touch yeah he's impressed like they put like a maraschino cherry on the little like chalice and he's like that's a nice

touch you're like dude you gotta stop no i would love it he can't stop doing nice touches it'd be great another dimension he's like puking up he's puking and someone's holding his hair back and he's like that's a nice touch and my final one is dr oz facts can you imagine doing doing doing ayahuasca with like a career politician would be weird i feel like they would have like a moment where they just break down and they're like man i've been doing some real shit yeah i've been doing some real shit i've got so many skeletons in my closet now i'm trying to think of who i want to do ayahuasca with yeah you can't just ask me that not have one of your own yeah i was thinking i want to do it with like someone who would never

think to do it that's why i picked kyle bandujo i was i was thinking the girl from emily in paris okay i don't know why i just think it'd be funny to do it with someone who just probably doesn't want to be there at all i mean you may as well throw sydney sweeney in there for going down this road my married still um not for long yeah if you do ayahuasca with sydney sweeney in there for going down this road. Am I married still? Not for long. Yeah. If you do ayahuasca with Sidney Sweeney, you're not coming back from that. I opened Instagram.

I was going to show a list of something yesterday, and the first thing that popped up was a Sweeney's. Yeah, you got to be careful. A Sweeney's drop. And she's like, oh, there's Sidney Sweeney. I was like, oh, what? Who's this? Who's this? Why is Instagram? I don't eveney. I was like, oh, what? Who's this? Who's this? Why is Instagram?

I don't even follow. This is suggested, right? What? Yeah. How many dudes out there? How many dudes out there are like me and they're only watching Euphoria so they can justify following Euphoria characters on Instagram? Watch as White Lotus wants. Dude, is White Lotus season two going to fall flat because we don't have Shane?

No Shane, no Armand. dude is white lotus season two gonna fall flat because we don't have shane no shane no uh armand shane and armand carried that show the further i get from that show the more i realize that no i don't want to say it was top heavy but like between britain between armand steve zahn and shane i forgot about Steve Zahn. Zahn was electric. Connie Britton, she was fine. I like Connie Britton. I do, too. You know she lives around here. Yeah, did you see Coach Taylor was at Lions Municipal Golf Course over the weekend? He goes there a lot.

Is he a good player? Hard to say. He would potentially be in my ayahuasca rotation. I would do ayahuasca with Coach Taylor. Oh taylor kids should be a good one too i wouldn't do it with saracen though he'd be talking about like all his art and shit i'd be like shut up care like dude you're such a simp for julie she doesn't even like you yeah she crashed her car on purpose into a mailbox yeah like what's your what was that about if just to cry for help My biggest fear in life is that my daughter turns out like Julie. She just didn't respect any authority.

Who was the guy, the love interest of hers early on? Wasn't it the Swede? Yeah, the Swede. And isn't the Swede shaky graves? I don't know. Is he? I think that's a thing. It could be.

Is this like Ryan Bingham being in uh yellowstone i believe so have you had yellowstone bourbon you had this stuff i don't even know if i don't add read no have you ever had it my dad had some at our house and he poured me a little nip of it i have to say i actually really enjoyed it i wasn't expecting to uh enjoy it as much as I did. Shout out to all the bourbon heads out there. That is shaky graves. I mean, I'm not a shaky graves. I'm not a graves head. I saw them a couple weeks ago.

So now I'm just, I'm an expert. Were you micro dosing when you saw them? I don't talk about that publicly. And I actually don't appreciate you asking me. Why you put me in that position? I was doing ketamine with Dr. Oz and we were just fucking vibing out. We were K-holing hard. Yeah.

Yeah, we were just in the hole together. Fuck yeah. Me and Oz were K-holed. We got the munchies. Luckily, his wife had gotten a bunch of crudités for us. Is that a thing? You know, typically with psychedelics, you're not getting the munchies, are you? Not sure.

I don't know. We don't fucking know. I'm a dork. I am. You are. You skateboard, so you're not getting the munchies are you not sure i don't know we don't fucking know i'm a i'm a dork i am you are you're you skateboard so you're calling me all the people all the parents that are like i'm worried about this euphoria show you know is this is what high school is like blah blah meanwhile all these all these old people are trying to like go to like the jungle to do drugs like why are we worried about the kids doing drugs when you guys are trying to escape to the jungle and microdose with dr oz that's a great question i i don't think that high school kids are going as hard as as we used to no i think high school kids are actually drinking far less than we are and i think there's any parent that's good sally doesn't want to watch

euphoria because she says she imagines fritz acting like that at some point in his life if fritz turns out to be that cool where he's just doing dope ass shit like you do in euphoria then i've done my job he's like hiding in a bathtub or whatever isn't that a thing yeah i don't i don't know if i want fritz like hiding in a bathtub yeah you never want to find yourself hiding in a tub unless there's like a you're living tornado alley yeah in which case you may have to from time to time turn around don't drown correct i always thought that was a joke and then then i saw it in practice one time and i was like oh this makes sense yeah well i want to drown turn around we'll be back tomorrow patreon.com circling back podcast dilly will be back i believe uh if you haven't already go subscribe to our new youtube

channel put it in the description this episode we got video back this week because randall's back in the saddle you have a good vacation randy i had a great vacation that's good to hear you love to hear that all right we'll see you guys later bye you