Circling Back - Queen Of Chaos & AI Shawtys

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

Brett fills in for Will as the guys discuss the Queen of Chaos' latest mugshot, families hiring sorority consultants, a 19-year-old's networking event on a yacht that had no chicks, Dillon reading pervy headlines, and their Weekends in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: https://www.washedmedia.shop/ (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter     (16:55) Queen of Chaos (25:02) Sorority Consultants (40:10) 19-Year-Old Mega Yacht Networking Event (46:58) Dillon Reads Perverted Headlines (53:46) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors    •    Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off)    •    Mugsy: Head to Mugsy.com and get 10% off now using code STEAM.    •    Groove Life: Head to GrooveLife.com/STEAM for 20% off ALL Groove Life products,    •    Miller High Life:  Go to MillerHighLife.com/WASHED to find Miller High Life near you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

damn daniel back at it again with another podcast my name's d. This is the Circling Back Podcast. We're back. I'm filling in for Will DeFreeze, who is in Michigan. He should be there by now. We can say that with confidence. He's going to have himself a little time playing some golf, going to enjoy the nice weather. Good for him.

I already miss him, man. I saw him yesterday for about 30 minutes because my trips almost overlapped, but not quite. I got back yesterday afternoon. Of course, I missed the boys. I came straight to the office. I saw Will for a minute, but now he's gone for like two months. You're trying to put in some face time.

Yeah, I miss the boys, man. You're included in that, by the way, Dave. Yeah, I'm one of the boys, famously. Speaking of the boys, here's a guy. Okay. Cold stove. Mail-in podcast. Also develops a little business for us.

Detroit-style pizza influencer. It's true. It's the Magic Bullet. Big game, Brett. Thank you, Dave. I'm peeping the weather up in Harbor, seeing what our boy Will is working with. Weather looks phenomenal.

You know, 71, 74, 76, and sunny in the next couple days. Air quality is a problem? I was going to ask about the wildfires, the ongoing. Air quality would be literally the only thing wrong. Is that the only thing we've got going for us down here? Although we have Saharan dust rolling in. Yeah, we're in the moderate zone right now, actually, dude. Or parts per million or whatever they do, parts per billion.

Our air quality index is we're sitting at like 56. Do you ever get home from like a long day and you just kind of wonder like you look at like the you turn on the weather you see like oh saharan dust wildfires 104 the oceans like 101 degrees do you ever wonder if like this is hell and like this like we're just in it oh we're just living in it yeah i i mean there was there was a point where i was in montana a couple weeks ago where it was like 64 and sunny in the morning. I was drinking my coffee. I said, we live in hell. Yeah, that's certainly not hell.

No. No, no, no. It wasn't. I don't think we're in hell. Okay. But yeah, sometimes it's very uncomfortable out there. Well, you're just like, dude, this is – what is this? Why are we doing this?

People aren't supposed to live in this environment. I'm convinced of that. How do people do this without AC? What's the buyer's remorse on? You're talking homeless people? No, I'm talking like people in the 1800s that lived in Texas. Oh, I don't think they did live here because it was too hot. Yeah, they certainly didn't live around Pecos Way.

No, I don't. That's no country for old men. People still don't live there, Dave. Hey, Port A, high of 87 every day while I was there. pecos way no i don't that's uh no country for old man people still don't live there dave hey poor day high of 87 every day while i was there the coast of texas for those who don't know pretty humid though oh my goodness yeah it was human but it wasn't you know 105 human yeah yeah well good for you man yeah dylan chivery guys uh two things i want to mention the ai influencer himself two things i want i'm very real i'm very real. I'm very real, David.

Okay. Two things. Question. What was the fun level in this office while I was gone? Was there a noticeable downturn in the level of fun everyone was having? Pretty lit. Honestly. Cards on the table.

Don't be offended. There was no downturn, but there was really... There was no upturn. I mean, it was just kind of... It was pretty standard. Let but there was no upturn. I mean, it was pretty standard. Let's say Randy on this matter. There was a Dylan-sized bump, I'd say, in fun. How many grams? No.

I just think it's kind of like when I have that direct line to Brett without you sitting between us, it kind of just opens up a dialogue unless the vibes flow back and forth a little bit better not that you're like intentionally blocking the vibes but just sometimes your aura i think y'all just give me a hard time you know i mean the fun vibes to the office i'm like the fun the fun guy the fun everybody's favorite fun guy we just would you know the the sample size is tough because we had the british open to watch and so the the vibes were just kind of like it was golf vibes. That taint the vibe, the British Open.

I got Bogo Ziki bowls. That tournament sucked. Is that an okay take to have? That's a fine take. I don't know what you guys said on Too Much Dippy. I haven't listened yet. Thanks for listening. It stunk, man.

I thought it was pretty. That little fucker just ran away with it. Put some respect on Brian Harnestad. Not a big Bulldog fan. The second thing I wanted to talk about. You're certainly not. I have absolutely fallen in love with Milla Sofia. Who's that?

To me, a very real influencer. Okay. Check her out. Oh, my gosh. No, she's artificial. She's an AI influencer. Like she's got implants? No, no. Her entire body is artificial. she's artificial she's an ai influencer like she's got implants no no like her the entire her entire

body is artificial she's a just one big old piece of silicone or whatever no no she's um she's digital only she she uh she lives only on the internet she's a digital short she's artificial intelligence she's an influencer she's 19 years old her Her name is Milla Sofia. And she's bad. Brett, nab the Instagram handle AI Shotties. AI Shotties? That's not a bad idea. S-H-A-W-T-Y-S. Let's see if we can.

It's not a bad idea, Dave. AI Shotties. Randy, can you bring up a picture of this? This young lady? Young lady? You know what's weird, Dave? Somebody has literally done that. It's okay to perv out on her because she's not real or something. I don't yeah you know what's weird somebody has literally done that it's okay to

perv out on her because you know she's not real or something i don't know it's probably still creepy there's a new york post article about milla sophia uh she's 19 as i said she's from helsinki finland i don't know why they say that she's not actually from helsinki well you have to you have to have an origin story i guess you can't just not like you just showed up through a portal on earth check her out on twitter her verified account at ai model milla how many followers uh she has over 9 000 now i don't know if i should follow her or not by the way this kind of oh randy's not randy verified product for instagram i'm looking at her resume she uh attended the university of life okay that's not a real you know no no no no no it's like going dave's like i went to school hard knocked randy would you never said that randy said yeah well my question is what is her venmo

and i'd like i'd like to this is like the next level of being a pig this is like uh being like a pay blore like a wild hog what what program are people using to create these types of images? Probably Photoshop. What is it? Mid-journey. It's like when you're on a road trip. Why do you know that? Because Dan uses it and I use it.

It's AI-generated art. I actually have an Instagram coming up that I'm using it. And you, like, share. It's on Discord and you share a channel and i've seen like people do a bunch of different things but i have seen something like this people like time out what about ai honks has that been done yet can we do ai college honks specifically there's a way for us to leverage ai and make some influence. No results. AI college hunch is available. Grab it.

Grab it. Randy. Randy. Is this the same app that you could pay $12 to and it would give you a new Instagram profile? That's one that Brett bought. Oh, yeah. That's something different. Similar concept, though.

Yeah, similar concept. Let's create an AI influencer that's hotter than Milla Sofia. Should we just do like AI washed up dudes? Like, no, I think we should try to grab the perf demo and make some money. AI middle-aged guys. AI middle-aged men. It's just like stock photos of- AI balding white guys.

It's a long handle, but it's probably available. Milla's in great shape, man. Yeah, well. Oh, that's such a cheap post post which bikini style is your favorite come on well i kind of want to answer the question well let's see what the results show oh my god we gotta do something funny here i don't know there's there's there's an angle there's a washed angle for sure yeah can you teach us how to do the to mid journey randy what's why is there a discord involved what's that mean that's just what it runs on on discord you just type in a bunch of stuff and a prompt i've seen something i've seen some horny ones that they they block like hell yeah they've

they's probably in there mixing it up a little bit i am i am without a disc so like there's there's a scenario where we could tell ai to create a live, not live, but the inside of the Dick's Saloon, perhaps. And it would do it. I could do that mid-episode right now if you want me to. Well, then what are you doing? Did you grab college hunks yet? I did not. Let's go ahead and get that college.

That's your priority today. And your priority is to make an AI-generated dick saloon. But the inside. Yeah, the inside. Like the poster where the bulldog is playing poker and smoking a cigar. Except it's just hot cowboys. So we got hot cowboys. No, no, no.

Hot dogs dressed as cowboys. No, we're doing the real dicks now. It's like beautiful dogs. We can do it. We can do it. It's like real regal-ass dogs. If we have time, we'll do that. Wild West vibes, I'm assuming.

A gay bar? It's a gay bar, but it's a very masculine gay bar. Masculine gay bar. Yeah. All right. I'll see what I can do here. They're respectful gentlemen in there. And like a very-

Not rowdy. Bartender. They have a lot of fun. They have a lot of rowdiness. Sam Elliott has to be prominently featured. The doors have to be swinging doors that you walk through. Saloon style doors. Saloon style.

The guy that sings the Booty Cheek song has to be playing in the corner. What's his name? Dixon Dallas. Sam Elliott, bartender. I'll see if I can get something by the end of the episode. You just been sitting on this? yeah I didn't know the tech was there did you?

well Randy always bitches about building a new computer so he's gonna be like well I can't do it unless I have a new computer I think I can do it on my phone it runs everything off discord so it's not like it's using my processing power it uses servers elsewhere yeah you lost me probably don't too I'll say I have seen stuff like this i'm a

discover feed and it's weird i don't even want to know what you're seeing on your feed brother anyway what's what's everybody's discovery feed looking like these days dude it's it's it's either like street fights it's street fights, MMA highlights, hockey fights, and there's a chick who falls when she's ziplining or just fails. Remember fail videos? Fail army? Yeah, fail army. I hope the fail army folks are doing well.

Are they the ones that license out all their stuff to bars? I think they do something like the chive yeah are y'all gonna sit there with a straight face and tell me you had this much fun when i wasn't here we're already having so much fun today we did have fun we had we had fun i mean it was not this kind of fun we didn't track the fun level we did we just unlocked new revenue streams by creating these these hunky influences we didn't we didn't deal with a guy at like 12 30 every day being like man what am i gonna do for lunch and then just go on a papalote yeah that's you he's talking about me yeah they just have a dank reasonably priced breakfast taco do they have a panini

i'm going i don't have a panini it's a taco house all right they've got tortas it's the that's the mexican panini um i did get dylan while you were gone at the bean i got i got a small panini i was not happy about it that's what you get man but they have since rebounded that's what you get dog did you complain no i didn't i trusted them i said hey everybody has an off day now and then i'm gonna give milla a follow but i want i want to know which is for research purposes. I'm not interested in her physical appearance. I don't like digitally horny Dylan. She's not what I'm looking for.

I want to keep tabs on her. On her journey? I don't want to see your tabs. Her career arc. Buster. Okay. Randy, what was your – you've seen girls like this before? Well, I just saw my scarf here.

I saw one that said AI generated using my face, but it's like a whole profile of this girl that just generated all this. It's pretty much the same thing. Randy was saying something earlier about how the best thing about Mila Sofia is that she's 19 forever. I don't know why he was saying that.

All right, fucking Leo. I can't even go get a drink with her. What's the point? Leo Trumbacchio over there. Send her a microtransaction. What's the drinking age in Finland? It's true. It could be 18.

There's no way it's 21. No. Very liberal over there. You can't have a drink with her. 18? Yeah. Hell yeah. You want to know why you can't have a drink with her?

She's not real? Because she's not real. I can digitally drink. I can have an e-drink.'s true i'm gonna shoot her a little dm say nice to e-meet you my lady you want to can i buy you an e-drink i'm gonna just i'm gonna put below the cap here's the five dollars for your trouble you can't spend it someone will someone will find a way there's a guy running that that has a Venmo. Yeah. And then that dude's just rolling in it because he's just getting pay-pig left and right. He's tapping into the pay-pig demo.

Yeah. Once you get in that stream of commerce, you're in good shape there, buddy. You're absolutely set. You know, I'm set in my ways, and that's why I wear Muggsy jeans. Glad you said that, dude. wear Mugsy jeans. Glad you said that, dude. I'm talking about the most comfortable jeans, chinos, shorts, and joggers ever. Made from buttery soft patented stretch materials that look stylish, but are insanely comfortable. Never too baggy, never too tight. They're frankly the best thing to happen to legs since chairs, Brett. I often say that. It's like sliced bread, Mugsy jeans. Hell yeah. Two of the 21st century's greatest inventions. Never in human history have legs been so spoiled by pure softness

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before work i feel i feel like I'm more dialed. I don't know if the record reflects that. I don't know if your opinion of my performance reflects that, but it's just how I feel. Don't let Dave get in his zone, man. I'm not here to pat myself on the back. I know Dylan's everybody's funny guy fave. Let's just keep beating him to the rock, all right?

I'll put it up. I do play hockey a couple times a week. When I play before work, I do feel more dialed. I do get hungry faster, though. You've got to be careful of that. Didn't you recently go eight hours without drinking any water? Yeah, I did. In support of the laborers' union that wants water breaks.

A lot of people do that. On the job, when they sleep for eight hours, they don't usually drink in their sleep. That's a great point. Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all day. Hey, but unless you've got a toddler, then you're not for eight hours, they don't usually drink in their sleep. That's a great point. Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all day. Hey, but unless you got a toddler and then you're not getting eight hours,

getting less than that. I shouldn't say that. Rhodes sleeps through the night most of the time. Good for him. Yeah, it's great. We've got to talk Queen of Chaos. About time. About time.

Not AI. What do you got in the hole? That would be the biggest bummer if we found out this was just an ai generated mugshot shoddy she's just going off in gta or something like that what do you guys know about i know that she doesn't give a f rayana brock the queen of chaos who was nicknamed um because of her 11 grinning mugshots which uh per the daily mail she blames on the xanax if she was uh not cute this wouldn't be a story correct correct you're absolutely right i'm not saying i think she's

cute but i've seen some commentary on the tl and a lot of people do think she's cute you only let's be clear here dylan only objectifies artificially created if you have a real human soul i will not objectify you but if you are fake all day long let's talk about that you want to dig in let's talk about the the mind body problem let's talk about do doesn't ai generated um being have a soul i don't i don't think so i thought you could take that a different route no like it's making uh real people more insecure about maybe the way they look because their bodies are not ai generated they're very much you know human flesh yeah human flesh and you know it's some people just it's hard it's hard to stay looking good for people you know what i

mean anyway very cool dylan an ex-kentucky college student dubbed the queen of chaos has revealed the tragic context behind her 11 viral mug shots yeah tough upbringing drug use parents in jail stuff like that um this just hit this hit my twitter feed like two days ago and it was all anybody was really talking about randy can you just throw it up there we just i just want to see what era you guys are in because we got the different mug shots are you because i think i am in the um shoplifting under 500 and evading cops era oh i don't know where you guys see yourself coming in at terroristic threats oh yeah that's a good one i'm violating my probate probation violation that's just that's a classic classic very easy to do yeah so do but then there's

pictures like this i don't know if y'all can see this she looks like a totally normal like sec sorority girl her dad looks like he'd kick the shit out of that is not her dad that's her uh homie bernard hoskins who she credits with with basically saving your life she was quoted as saying i think why i smiled is honestly because i was just high and i just really didn't care about anything right you know what she don't care you know you know how i knew this girl was just a bad like bad college chick a bad in the in the uh in like the kind of cute uh and also in the in the extensive like she's kind of a baddie right shorty a baddie uh the the article quotes uh with the richmond register reporting her 2021 arrest for allegedly stealing a taser and a trooper's hat from his

vehicle she's a hat stealer give me that yeah you know the girls at the bar who steal your hat dave man i'll tell you what if she's a hat stealer and a lot of college chicks are in middle school when when a girl like thought you were cute and she would come and just take your head and run off the the fucking worst like i ick it i gave you the gave me the it was it was like college college parties or you're at a bar in college your girl would just come up take your hat it's like give me that i'm like we're not flirting this way this isn't i want my hair my hair's matted down from the hat i look like shit i'm annoyed give me my hat back um unless it's the queen of chaos she can steal my show whenever she wants rayana was accepted into a private christian college in kentucky georgetown college with help from her high school teachers but she was kicked out after she was caught with lsd

dude okay was she was she pushing it or was caught with lsd dude okay was she was she pushing it or was she just taking it it doesn't say she had enough to move it was just hold you know what ahead of her time her her name is rayana she's kind of a bad girl you think people call her bad girl ray ray hmm that's you know like like re like rih Girl Riva? Yeah, it's my favorite Fleetwood song. Okay. She was... What's her problem? What's that at? What's that Venmo handle looking like?

Am I know? I don't know her Venmo offhand, Dave, but I could maybe do some research on it. Do you know after being kicked out of Georgetown College, not the Georgetownorgetown in washington dc uh she was expelled from both western and eastern kentucky university hilltoppers did how many colleges are in kentucky expelled from eastern and western two-directional state that's sick that's like put that on your resume yeah that's catching my eye is there a

northern kentucky there's gotta be, she's enrolling in the fall. Is there Middle Kentucky? There's Middle Tennessee State. There is. There is a Northern Kentucky. Yeah, NKU. Go – who are we? Go Norse.

The Northern Kentucky. Of course. Norse. Of course. Because it's north. The Northern Kentucky. Of course. Norse. Of course. Because it's north. Yeah. Yeah. So what's her – is she out?

Like is she – She's sober now and living a life. Yep. In Christ and has since found herself basically. Oh, yeah. She found God? She found God. Something you could use, Dave.

She's got around these parts and she says she's going to tell her story on tick tock soon would you watch i'm in would dave watch this netflix series if like sydney sweeney's the the bad uh that is the logical that's who would play that's who we're casting right yeah like just knee-jerk reaction i think it's got to be swedes you got to go sweden this one kind of does it for me this needs to be a made for tv like lifetime movie or oxygen if it's swedes i'm watching just saying put that on free form your boy's fucking recording your boy's watching i'm tuning in well this is like what are you watching you're just like oh it's like some show i'm just like are you. I'm just watching. Are you okay? I'm just watching Bad Girl Ray Ray. Don't worry about it.

She's like, don't call her Ray Ray. Do you think Rihanna has the Bad Girl Riri trademarked? She probably has X trademarked because there's a ton of people who do. Yeah. Do you see Meta does? Yeah. That's kind of hilarious. They should fight over the trademark to X.

Boy, some lawyers are going to get paid. I know y'all talked about this. I'm sure you did. I haven y'all talked about this. Billables. I'm sure you did. I haven't listened yet. What the fuck? That turd. What?

He's just taking Twitter and he's just making it. No, you're doing some performing right now because out there you were saying how you thought it was aesthetically pleasing. I hate it. I hate him. I hate what he's doing. I just want my Twitter back. It's the everything app. I want my Twitter back. I want my everything app. I want my Twitter back. I want my checkmark back that's free.

Because you know what? Pretty soon you'll be doing your banking on Twitter or X. What? Have you Z'ded yet? I don't have to tweet. I'm not going to stop calling them tweets. That wasn't the question. Have you Z'ded yet?

No. I've tweeted. You jerk. I didn't mean that. I don't know question. Have you Z'd it yet? No, I've tweeted. You jerk. I didn't mean that. I don't know why I called you that, man. Sorry. Brett, did you have something? This guy's just getting mean over here.

No, I don't have anything on X nor Z'ding. I'm really just running through her rap sheet. She had a pretty tough 2020, 2021. That was when she was putting up her stats. Arguably an all-star season, Dave. Since then, 2022 and 2023, she's been a little bit less heat on her. We should have traded her for the merchant of death.

Looks like Milla Sofia stayed in Santorini pretty close to where I stayed, actually. I don't practice it, so. That's crazy that we were both there. Who? Milla Sofia? Would you get past it? No.

It was minutes ago. I'm starting to get feelings. For the AI chick? Yeah, I'm starting to get feelings for her. She's kind of perfect. Well, yeah. Dylan, here's a story

that made me think of you. Sorority consultants. Why would you think of me? Oh, because I used to be top-tier frat? A number of reasons. You're the guy I go to whenever I need some consulting done. It doesn't matter what it's about. I'm like, well, I've got to bring Dylan on board for this one.

Yep. Would it surprise you to hear parents are forking over thousands of dollars to help their daughters with sorority recruitment? I'm not surprised at all. I would be surprised if this hadn't been going on for a very long time, actually. So we've talked about this before in a previous employer that may have had a flagship that was a frat blog, frat comedy. What was it called? TFM.

Total frat move. That's right. We, for years, wanted to do a Dylan's frat camp video. Yeah. I remember this. It was pitched a few times. It's one of those things. I think we could still do it now and it would be funny.

It was in the same vein as the Gruden quarterback camp ones. Remember? So Dylan, it would be fantastic. Whiteboard. We could absolutely still do that. You know, as a 39-year-old, I've been out the frat game for a minute. Dylan, you're horny over AI. You can jump back into the frat game for a minute. Dylan, you're horny over AI. You can jump back into the frat game.

No one's going to notice. I'm not jumping back into the frat game, David. I'm not saying you need to join a frat. I'm just saying you can skew frat-adjacent humor. We've been doing frat humor for a minute, yeah. I just don't know if I want a video out there of me running a frat camp. One Texas-based sorority consulting firm called Hiking in Heels has an option that involves being on call for clients going through the process and it costs $4,000.

I mean, we're a capitalistic society, Dave. I appreciate that about this country. I'm all for it. So I don't know a ton about this sorority recruitment process believe it or not but i think it's highly competitive i've been explained many times and i still don't understand it there's nine different days rush bid day like if you're if you're a standout sorority if you're tier one okay yeah you can get you get the you get the pick of the litter right and those those chicks they want to get on board yeah i don't know man what's the tier sorority tiers at ut aka man they took kind of a weak class they lost some girls to zeta oh really what i heard what happened i don't know man they just had like they had some plumbing

issues at the house and like their house mom quit and everybody liked it why am i turning into barrett you do sound like that it's weird i'm on greek rank.com by the way greek crank.com greek rank.com okay uh it would appear the highest they do like a star rate it's like recruiting because call mike roach here we go here's the rank uh alpha alpha fee oh a fee number one yeah so cool chicks they help them um like pick out outfits and shit for these events little etiquette training outfit picking letters of rec i bet that i bet this is all really healthy behavior and not toxic and yeah at least this has got to make make people feel like absolute shit it's like hey can you um if you really want to get into that sorority you need to just become a different person you dye your hair blonde can you

just be ai generated yeah can you yeah do you have the is the tech there to make you a hologram is there a gym close to where you live because yeah, it's just not. These girls are just, you know, they like a certain type. Sorry. My favorite part of this article, do you guys have the Fox Business article pulled up? I do. It's a Wall Street Journal, John, but I don't subscribe, so I had to find an alternate source. If you scroll down, there's a photo, and it's a young lady sitting at her laptop. And there's like, you know,

they post a photo in these news articles. They put like a caption, like in small letters, like letting you know what the photo is. It says, as her mother takes a selfie in the living room, an attractive college student sips her coffee and waits for her website to refresh. What the hell? What kind of caption is that?

The mom's not even taking a selfie. She's just sitting there waiting for it to refresh. What fucking speed is she on? 56K? She even taking a selfie. She's just sitting there waiting for it to refresh. What fucking speed is she on? 56K? She's in America online. Fucking dial up. Mom's just back there taking a selfie.

She's just like. Websites refresh pretty quickly. Yeah, typically. They have for a long, long time. The tech is there. This makes me think of Dylan doing dylan doing this for a large large amount of money and two can we get in like the nil space for fraternities and sororities okay hold on um i don't think so here's here's the idea we pay frat stars and and sorority stars dylan right okay sorority stars. Dylan. Right? Okay. Sorority stars?

I'm listening. Is there something else you'd like to use? Srat star. Whatever the word. Randy, you know the word. Sorositude, I think. What?

No, what? Randy, what? We all know that's what Dave was trying to say. Why are you talking about women that way? Do I have to turn your mic down, bud?

No. We don't do that here. Let's put some investments. Let's sprinkle a little money across a couple different fraternities sororities he's sprinkling a little money how do we get a return on that well they they wear washed stuff they've washed parties and then we create one fans no one wants to have a wash revenue revenue generator we show up we're like hey guys hope you all have fun don't drink and drive they drink one ipa and go home here's some condoms you're not gonna use them they i there's something there let me let me let me bake out that idea more okay like we don't

need athletes you bake that idea randy will do the dick saloon and you've got college ai honks i do have some dick saloon stuff that i can put up in a couple minutes. You have a Dick's Saloon update? Yeah. Oh, he's already working on this? Wow, right? He's in the lab. I've been grinding. I can't wait to get some honks cooked up in the lab.

You shouldn't have told us you had this ability, because now, like, every show, we're going to make you cook some shit up. We should do... Every show should have an AI-generated thing. Is this a free service? No, you have to pay for it. Oh, wow. Brett pays for fucking profile pictures, and here's Randy over here paying for it. He's using it for work. Yeah, this is a free service I know you have to pay for it I uh oh wow Brett pays for

fucking profile pictures and here's Randy over here he's using it for work content this is for yes for content you still have your your your AI picture I know I gotta change it I don't know that's still your photo yeah I don't know I need to I need to you're right I need to change it you were just in Montana for a week you gotta I know I don't pick anyone flying by thinks he's an absolute 10 because they look at his Twitter pic you should make your pic that piece of bread I mean not 10 hey you should make your pic

that loaf of bread you bought what loaf of bread the one you took a picture of the one in Montana Montana you're doing awesome content I didn't take a picture of a loaf of bread

Rachel was carrying some bread bud she was carrying a loaf of bread she was carrying okay it's like let's check in on Brett

it's probably a moose or like the mountain or something awesome it's fucking your girlfriend getting dude i didn't see any moose it's uh i saw wolves no moose what it what it ran he's got oh shit okay we're definitely putting these up what dude bottom left is john stamos the guy in the bottom i'm buying him a beer shot and where's the dog with a cigar though we're not doing dogs we're doing real dick saloon yeah that's a different thing that these these are sick yeah this is the best i can zoom out too to get more of the the saloon too but this is the the first things like wow that guy he'll go home with you but he's gonna make you work for it you know this is ridiculous we're gonna have way too much fun

with this those are these images are incredible i love the way the saloon looks i'm not a one-night cowboy do you want your boots leave your boots on the patio please do you have more no but i i'm gonna read off the prompt that i used uh inside saloon, rainbow lights, Sam Elliott bartender, leather, gay bar, masculine vibe, poker table, leather clothing, male patrons, and then hyper-realistic. Hyper-realistic. I mean, all right, can we cook up some college talks? This bar is pretty vibey, man. I'm stopping in this bar. A dude on the bottom right is a problem.

That's a heartbreaker. He's got a wedding ring on, though. What is he doing? Yeah, he's doing... He's one of those guys who thinks he picks up more. He's there to step out. He's going to risk it all tonight. Why's he got his hat so low?

That's what they do. Gosh. We'll tweet these out and put them on the Instagram. Guy on the top right is too flirty for my taste. Try that in a small town. Give me the top left, dude. He's getting no love. Anyway, these sororities are crazy, man.

This is ridiculous. This is actually sad. It's sad to me that someone would have to do that. Pay thousands of dollars. I mean, there are some devastated young women out there who don't get their top picks you know so i i get why this is a business i know but like maybe just it doesn't matter don't tell me dad tell them i i yeah i hear you i'm not here to judge maybe but like is there i mean i need to see the studies on this if you get into like a top tier fraternity or sorority, does your like earning income go up over time?

It's not the grades you make. It's the hands you shake. Right. Yeah. So, okay. And then two. I don't know. What if – why don't you just be like a legacy kind of thing?

Like do you need – if you're one of those, do you need this consulting service? I think it's pretty hard to not get in if you're a legacy, but I've seen it happen. Really? You know what? That's not true. I've never seen it personally. I've heard of it happening.

Okay. Anyway, sometimes those guys are kind of weird, bro. Let's say you're running a business like this for a fraternity. Hypothetically. Recruits. Yeah. Dylan's got a Squarespace open right now. First of all, you have a tailor.

Bring the shorts up about five inch inseam. Maybe four. Let's go three. You're going to go three? Let's get crazy. Okay. Should we just call Abhi and be like, what's? Yeah.

No, Abhi's got a different view. He said polos are out and i just i can't those are out maybe they're out dude maybe that's what we need to know we need gen z um boots on the ground guy this may surprise some my my concept of frat style pretty much uh only span like the mid-2000s polo andrew shorts sperry's brooks brother's shirt that is in no way attractive or a pink polo something like that. Those are all gone now. No one's doing the cost.

Dave, it's all out. Frat dudes are crunchy now. They wear chacos and hiking pants and shit. That's kind of sick. Chacos are sick, dude. Hiking pants? I wear chacos all the time. Are cargos in? You're not telling me cargos are in. No, no, no. Cargos might be in. If you wore cargos in 2008, you You're not telling me cargos are in. No, no, no. Cargos might be in. If you wore cargos in 2008-

You were going to get hate crimes. It was bad. If you ran a popular frat comedy site and you posted a photo that had nothing to do with anything fraternity related and the guy was wearing cargo shorts, the first comment on the page, the top comment would be cargos. Yeah. You absolutely just couldn't do it. You could have the best meme in the world.

You posted, ah, cargos. Cargos goes this isn't good yeah and once someone says that it's like it's like hitting you with a cool story bro cool it's the frat this is done that's what it is now it's just short ass shorts and big ass chunky t-shirts that's a cool that's a cool adam john right cool adam is cool for a reason chunky t uh short shorts tall socks Flip-flops and chinos, probably. Yeah. And like... Barefoot and crazy. And you brush your hair forward.

Oh, graphic tees, too, are super... Oh, my God, dude. Try that in a small town. Oh, you get... No, you're not leaving. No. Fuck. You're gonna get shot dead.

Fuck, I guess so. What the fuck's going on? I just didn't wear my hair a certain way. Nike dunks your back? Really? Yeah. I'm about to cop about to cop some fool are you i've been talking about it dog really yeah oh there's that hot ass dude that was in the elevator that's that guy oh yeah you're right what dave i want somebody to clip what dylan just his little i'm about to cop some fool i'm about to cop some and what was what was the follow-up i'm about it dog i'm about to i don't know. I'm about to cop some. What was the follow-up? I'm about it, dog.

I'm about to. I don't know. Fucking pull the tape on him, bitch. That's what I'm asking. I don't know. I don't remember. I say shit. It goes out of my brain.

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I need to develop some business. I just looked up GreekRank.com, the top-rated fraternity at Texas. Dave? SAE. KA. What? Are they back on campus? I guess so. This is Texas, Dave? SAE? KA. What? Are they back on campus? I guess so.

This is Texas, not T-State. T-State. Omicron? T-State top-ranked is Fiji, but KA is unrated at T-State. Oh, okay. Well, I can say if you're from a different chapter of that particular fraternity

and you go to maybe it was 15 years ago 20 years ago you go to a party at that particular location you may get your shit kicked in we know someone we do know someone

really and he didn't deserve it he was like one of the nicest guys we know he was in a very nice guy he was in the same fraternity and they kicked the shit out of him for

because he was just a different chapter because he was just they didn't know him he didn't know the handshake or something how do you do that i don't think nobody anybody does the hand they jumped as i they handshook me one time really yeah i was like i didn't want to be there i forgot who i was with is it because you you hug somebody and said put her here for life yeah they gave me the handshake and you go okay you can

come in for a little bit but it was very uncomfortable so i left in like 10 minutes brett yeah as our biz dev guy i've got a couple questions hit me dave randy why have you not hosted a networking event on a 100 foot yacht with a private chef you know what that's that's a pretty good question uh this looks this looks fucking bomb this looks sick this is dustin verano i can't believe i missed this who is dustin verano i'm sure everybody at home knows well he builds and scales discord communities six years on discord with a six with six million dollars plus generated whatever that is um randy can you help me out here? What's the deal with scaling Discord communities?

Does that just mean like growing them? That would be the logical answer. Yeah, just to scale. I just want to say this is a 100-foot yacht. It is an objectively tight yacht, but this is just a straight up all dudes. All dudes, no chicks. No chicks, just vibes. Looks like we got some apps going, some tapas.

Is that like a Whippet can they're doing? What's next to the Coke? That'd be a Coke. Not Coke. Coke or cola. Not Coke. Like a butane. Yeah, like a butane.

Light for our lighters or something. For vapes or something. Yeah, no chicks. Not a single chick. Brett, if you were to host a WASH Media networking event and we gave you a budget of $50,000. Whoa. That's a big-ass budget, Dave. What are you doing?

Did you get one female on that boat? I mean, it depends. Is that the vibe? Then, yeah. But is that the vibe? Is that the vibe? Yeah, wait. If we just want to do like this, you just want to host the boys, probably a Saturday.

This isn't just networking. You can network with the ladies, too well then yeah then i'm absolutely i'm inviting female uh participants yeah okay to the networking event 50k what are you doing uh oasis late travis it's a hike out there i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm not doing a waste food's not that great food's not good food is notoriously stinky great sunsets though yeah it's the bad food does it have to be in austin no you got 50k you got 50k dog but you gotta get people there hey sprinkle it sprinkle it if you want all right we're doing a ranch we're doing a ranch outlano way oh orlano and we're just getting we're just mobbing we're gonna have we going to have shuttle buses running people back and forth from Austin.

Okay. We're just out there shooting clays, getting loose, something like that. That'll be a networking event. I've actually been to a networking event that was a clay shooting event. Really? I didn't do much networking. This is when I lived in Lubbock. You can probably guess that.

You get flounder. Flounder's a great shot. And a great networker. Probably the best. No offense to you. Can we do this? Can I have like 50K and just do it? We probably don't even need 50K.

This is going to end up with you and Flounder going to Port A and just fishing. No, that's a hike. It would have to be out in the hill country. What's the drive to Port A? From Austin, it's about 315. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's just...

It's like driving to Dallas. That makes the shuttle buses expensive. They're very large party buses. Didn't take the ferry. One of two. Not this time. In the south. Pardon my one of one.

Randy, can you click the bottles that are on display here? This is what I'm a particular fan of. So they have Goose, Klopsa, and then Johnny Walker Black, which, why don't you just go Johnny Walker Blue? Can I say, when I see someone... Thank you. When I see Grey Goose in a setting such as this one,

my immediate thought is you're trying too hard to impress people. Right? I spent a lot of money on this vodka that tastes just like every other vodka. He's also 19, so he shouldn't spend. Oh, okay. Maybe they took it out to international waters. Didn't you have a kid in your frat? Gray juice?

Ski mask. Oh, yeah, dude. Gray, good guy. He just disappeared. Kind of sketchball. No one's drinking scotch on a yacht. Yeah, dude. Great. Good guy. He just disappeared. Kind of sketchball. Oh, yeah. No one's drinking scotch on a yacht. Not only scotch, like a $35 bottle of scotch.

No one's drinking that. It's not daytime yacht friendly. Scotch on a yacht, there are some circumstances where that sounds tight. Not at this, though. No, not at this. Maybe at sunset when you're sitting there with dinner, but're not no one's drinking nobody's networking with scott you don't drink a midday scotch on a boat you just don't do that i don't do scotch when the sun's out if i'm at the dick saloon and some some burly cowboy sits next to me i'm gonna hand him a scotch

burly cowboy sits next to me i'm gonna hand him a scotch but if i'm on a yacht with a bunch of dudes i'm not okay i'm trying to trying to parse that it's interesting yeah okay like a dark bar you mean dark bar yeah okay you know the time doesn't matter so i'm just real alpha rugged cowboy rolls up belly's up next to me at the bar. Rolling his own cigarettes. Rolling his own cigarettes. You can still smoke in the saloon. Maybe his pearl snap is one or two buttons lower than expected. You know, open. All right.

Sounds good. I'm just saying. You're doing a scotch. On the rocks or neat or splash of water? His choice. Maybe. How do you take your scotch,otch cowboy maybe a little splash of milk randy and randy does diet coke and scotch it's a callback you ever put milk in your cocktails uh i can't well yeah in a white russian yeah in a white russian okay well now is the uh segment that we've been waiting for it's's a new segment. Dylan, give us the new segment alert.

We have a new segment, new segment alert. This segment is called Dylan Reads a Headline. Dylan, if you could click the link that I have put inside of the document. I'm in. And if you could read the headline. But this is, I get clip veto rights on this. You can't just like clip it and run it. Also source, because you're a journalist.

Let them know the source. This is from the New York Post. Reputable paper, Brett. Very pop-up, heavy website publication. All right, here's the headline from the New York Post. First AI sex toy allows users to masturbate using only their mind. I'm trying it Dave it's your problem you're trying it how does I don't submit this not

semantics here logistics here how does this work Dylan oh I haven't read the article let's dig right in just read the first line this AI powered sex toy will blow you away okay the Earth always brings it you know they're going to bring it um until now we've only controlled sex toys using buttons and dials which is 100 year old technology thinking thinking yourself or someone else to orgasm will transcend the normal human experience giving us a completely new sexual ability. This, of course, is from Brian Sloan, who previously produced a male masturbation sleeve known as the AutoBlow. For the mind-blowing masturbation experience, a user must be hooked up

to an EEG headset, which measures the spontaneous electrical activity of the brain the hands-free sex toy dubbed the auto blow ai plus is subsequently fastened to the user's penis and is connected to wi-fi on a nearby table i'm surprised the tech is there is the uh there is the cure to male loneliness jerking your boys off with your mind the is that what the beatles did the headset measures the uh user's brain activity which in turn controls the action of the autoblow ai plus via wi-fi judging by the brain waves the toy can speed up or slow down its stroking motion and even features a finish me function my gosh finish it designed to induce orgasm when brain signals show a desire to climax good grief oh my gosh this is this is too this is too far man it's too much uh did you

want to scroll the uh the bottom of the article and see what else this guy has been doing how about you just take it away since you're already there? Yeah. Okay. So this guy, Sloan. Sloan. He's also hit headlines for hosting a number of, quote, genital beauty contests. God. $10,000 to the most beautiful vagina, the most beautiful scrotum, and the most beautiful anus. I actually entered. My scrotum got seventh place.

Dude, had you just paid your debts paid up on your bet you could have the most beautiful anus that's true it's not too late 10 g's no it's too late you missed out maybe next year you've been doing the vitamin d sunning right yeah it's really nice how's that working for you you seem pretty healthy yeah it's made me more energetic got a tan to b-hole it's great is that the thing where you used sunbathe yeah it's yeah hey there's weird there was another headline added to this dylan would you go ahead and read that one too no it's for dylan this is the dylan reed segments dylan reed's headlines what headline we come so just it's on the rundown if you want to take a look i certainly do oh my gosh who did it's another headline for dylan to read i don't like i don't like this new segment alert uh the

from the u.s sun reputable paper yeah uh work it i walk around the gym in a sports bra in shine scrunch, butt shorts shoved up my crack. Karens just love me. We doing Karens again? That's going to be around for a while, huh? It's a tough time to be named Karen, man. Yeah.

I feel for the Karens out there who are just not prototypical Karens. If I were to ever have a hypothetical daughter i might ironically name her karen just to kind of like show that i'm above the stigma and bring the name back to life yeah bring it back like take i'm taking karen back get that stigma out of here yeah wow brett how did you what are you on that you're just finding this thank you Brett that was on uh my my google news if you go to news.google.com it's not good that that's on google news like that's what you're getting served so I'm getting served Dave a lot of a lot of good stuff in there

it's AI stuff man it's crazy be like that sometimes it reminds me of the time that didn't you guys get a bunch of flashlights delivered to the tfm office speaking of by the way milla sofia has not followed me back yet but i'll let y'all know when she does you just dodged the question did you guys not have a bunch of fleshlights dropped off at the original tfm office someone showed up he's a listener now someone showed up at the grand x office i think he worked for them at the time. Worked for Fleshlight, which is an Austin-based company. Correct? Yeah. I believe the father, stepfather of Aubrey Marcus, the founder of Onnit.

He shows up to the office and leaves about seven brand new Fleshlights. They better be brand new. In their boxes. They just left them at the office. They said, hey, guys, I'm a big fan. Just wanted to leave these here for y'all. Do what you want with them. And they were at the office. And we were like, oh, this is crazy a big fan just want to leave these here for y'all do what you want with them and they were at the office and we were like oh this is crazy no one's gonna take these and then slowly but surely they started to disappear as people took them home i was not one

of them i swear didn't take one home you think you're too good to take one home uh honestly yeah i do i don't think i'll ever go uh the fleshlight route in my life right what do you think no judgment if you do that. No, no judgment either. I've never done it. I haven't had the desire to as far as fleshlights go. So to each their own, go for it, but not for me. What about the Autoblow AI Plus?

That's different. It's the plus. It's the upgraded model. Okay. It's got upgraded model. Okay. It's got more bells and whistles. You took one home though, right? I did not work there then. You know this.

This is like 2012. But I told you about them, so you asked me to ship you one. That is true. No judgment though. If you want to just rip a flashlight, go for it. Which is a good segue into our next segment. Of course it is. This weekend in fun.

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Yeah, you did. At the beach. I did at the pool at the beach. It was fantastic. Loved them. Whether you're in Port A or you're closing out your to-do list, getting somewhere on time, just making it

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2023 Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Brett. Hey. Your weekend. Big weekend coming up. It was Rachel's birthday this past Sunday, so since we're on the drip with some folks, we're going to do the birthday stuff this weekend. So, Hockey Thursday. Playing Harb's team. Golf.

They're going to smoke, y'all. They're not going to smoke. A big, big game. Bradgan Wright's on the line there. He's going to dangle your ass to sleep and just slip one right you guys come that's that's none of your business that's what we're gonna do that come up to this Cedar Park men's league hockey on a Thursday there's a bar at the rink Dave that serves I like to drink and labapp yeah it's true do they serve High Life? They do. Friday, Sammy's Rez. Maybe I will come.

What about Johnny Walker Black? I don't know. It's a $35 scotch. That is not a good yacht party at all. Go ahead. Friday, a little Sammy's Rez, thanks to my pal Dylan for holding that reservation for me. I got you, fam.

Tell him Dylan sent you. I will. I will. Don't get the lasagna. The guy who doesn't like the restaurant, tell him he sent you. Stinks, baby. It doesn't stink. Saturday, big day.

Hanging out with the Rand man. Not your dog, the human. We're doing a little backyard hibachi. In James' backyard. Shouts to... Oh, that's weird. Well, I mean, like, you're... Did you get a text about that, Dave? Yeah, I did, actually.

Oh. He just can't. This is awkward. No. Okay, well. I mean, you can talk. James and I are boys. Yeah.

It's okay. You're all fun. It's like, yeah. You're all fun. So, yeah, that's basically it. Dylan's going to be like... This is office humor. You guys seen that show?

Oh, actually, I'm doing a boat too Saturday. Sorry. When Jim has a housewarming party and Michael wasn't invited, but then he finds out about it and shows up, you're going to be the Michael in this situation. Yeah, that's going to be me. Dude, you're so Jim. You're kind of the Jim in the office.

You're like the funny guy. He's the cute funny guy. Little camera look right there. Randy's Dwight. What are you? Creed. I'm Creed. You are Creed.

I don't know who I am. I eat mung beans. I'm Pam. You're not Pam, dude. Just a friendly. Smell like death. Well, that sounds like a delightful weekend. Yeah, a little.

I am jealous of the hibachi. Yeah, boat Saturday all day into hibachi Saturday night. There's a risk of getting too inebriated. I'm just going to throw it out there. Have you ever been in the backyard of hibachi, Dave? They load you up with sake, usually in the form of like a super soaker to the back of your throat. It's giving low-quality sake. Can I just say it's watered down.

It doesn't feel like it's going to be the best stuff. The yum-yum sauce, though, is absolutely bomb. I've heard. I thought James liked me, but it's all right. It's mostly for like Rachel's gonna be the best stuff the yum yum sauce that was absolutely Bob I've heard I thought James liked me but it's alright it's mostly for like Rachel's birthday I mean it's whatever I thought Rachel liked me she does she does oh I'll I'll I'll hit you with anybody like huh no I'm kind of bring Milla Sofia I don't know if she if physically... You just have her on your phone? You have a phone, babe? So I have a seat next to them?

So my friends... Come on, hit her with a shrimp. Throw the rice ball at her. Oh, man. Dylan, sounds like you got a pretty exciting weekend on the docket. Yeah, obviously I went on vacation last weekend. I'm probably going to keep a low pro this weekend. My son, Parks, will be out of town. My son and my partner, he'll be in Florida. Back-to-back

beach trips for him. He's having a wild summer. Where's he going? 30A? I don't exactly know. Somewhere not in the Panhandle, but down near, yeah, maybe around that area. Okay.

Somewhere not in the Panhandle, but in 30A? Isn't that 30 not in the panhandle but not in in but in 38 isn't that 38 the panhandle yeah Dustin I thought it was more like uh it's panhandle seaside dude okay I don't know I wasn't going to correct you but Brett did I don't know where he's going doesn't matter but he's gonna have a good time he'll be with his mom and family West side right right the Gulf side I believe right yeah and so I look i'm literally wide open i want to see oppenheimer at some point i want to mob with the boys i'm going to have a date i'm actually having a backyard hibachi saturday just me so far but if you want to come through man i've got

invited to another one okay yeah i'm wide open i want to hang so um holler at your boy for sure maybe hey maybe i'll duck out a little early and i if there's still some shrimp on the barbie oh yeah then throw them to me when you see me okay i'll do that no but my friday hey my friday's open hey say yeah we want to chill after i'll i'll get dinner but then like right after that fuck you man using your reservation i just want to hang out with my friends on the weekend why why does it never happen? This guy's using your res. Why does it never happen? Dylan offered it. It was really nice.

7.15 on a Friday. You know what? Maybe I'll fucking cancel it so you have to hang out with me. How about that? That would be tough. We do have Will out of town. We can do another happy hour on Friday. Oh, without Will.

Okay. I'm down for a happy hour. Let's do that. Dave, you want to? We were supposed to do one last Friday. It just never happened. Never developed. My birthday was last Friday, famously.

Happy belated. Hey, thanks, man. You're the first. That's all I have. Probably won't hang out with y'all. John won't hang out with me, but it's whatever. I've really got no plans other than Backyard Hibachi Saturday. But after that, we've got big combat sports.

We've got Errol Spence Jr., Bud Crawford, the fight. The fight to make it welterweight is finally here. That's going up against UFC 291. Okay. We got the – Literally going up against it or is it like staggered so that you can watch both? No, I don't think it is. I think they're going to be conflicting. Justin Gagey, Dustin Poir don't think it is. I think it's there. They're going to be, uh, conflicting,

you know, Justin Gagey, Dustin Poirier, the rematch, uh, going to be a banger always is with those, with those two. But, um, yeah, so that's, that's the only thing I really have. Um, might lay low. I didn't go hard last weekend, but I did, um, I did dinner two times, uh, last weekend, but I did dinner two times out. Maybe this weekend I'll just keep a low profile minus the Habachi, backyard Habachi with all my friends, all my good friends.

You put off like, I'm going to smoke something this weekend vibes. Man, I've been getting the itch a little bit. I'm in my offset era. I'm trying to, I've been pricing offset smokers a little bit i'm in my offset era i'm trying to i've been pricing offset smokers i just have not pulled the trigger that was offset don't get an offset smoker why i thought you got dylan smoker no dylan smoker wouldn't it's immobile that doesn't fit through my gate you need a a semi and a forklift oh boy i can provide you one of those things

you're talking about a boner i'm certified i was previously uh forklift certified in new york previously yeah you were sure very cool rain you got anything fun you want to share i'm gonna be doing backyard hibachi i think it's gonna be really fun yes are you gonna be there too yeah i'm actually doing back-to-back backyard hibachi some for jay bones bachelor party next weekend we're also doing wow there's a crazy event happening that sounds lit i'll see you there all right well um great show we will have fun one we will be back uh we got patreon listener voicemails that will drop tomorrow we've got love island pod assuming hulu hulu gets love island back on i don't know what's going on

there we got to figure that out player i'm monitoring the situation but we will dylan and i will record that friday next week i'm gonna give him a little tease i'm just gonna straight up tell him actually we got barrett guest hosting on monday so it's huge you see any uh stories you'd like uh dylan dave and barrett to cover, DM us. All right? Cool. Bye. Bye. I'm trying to.