Circling Back - Ranch Weekends & Sandwich Reviews

Episode Date: November 4, 2019

Dave, Dillon, and Brett recap their weekend at the ranch, Will gives a rundown of the F1 race in Austin, and the first-timers review the Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. We also do Brett's Breaking News that involves a listener meet-up on November 23rd in Austin. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (9:07) Recapping This Weekend in Fun: Ranch & F1 (32:00) New Studio Announcement (41:08) Dillon & Brett Review The Popeye's Chicken Sandwich (50:01) Rage Reunion (1:04:25) Brett's Breaking News Shop Circling Back Merchandise: www.washedmedia.com/shop Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 15% off) Hims: www.forhims.com/steam ($5 hair kit!) Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (RANDY20 for 20% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast live from the early bird cbd studio in austin texas my name is will defries to my right dave ruff and i am four episodes deep into jack ryan season two god it's delivering in the best way so good everything you want in a show it might be the best show on television what would you calm down and that's all i have to say about that it's a top 20 show on television wow it's not a ring and i'm sold there's a lot of shows on television. Yeah. Is it even technically on television if you stream it from Prime? I think you can still say that, man.

I mean, it's all in blurred lines. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. It's probably, it's like, if it's going to be entered for an award in TV, then I'm going to say, yeah, it can probably be qualified as a TV show. But, you know, they did the big thing where they just drop all the episodes at once. So you can binge, you know. You you hear about this people are binge watching shows the old netflix strategy uh-huh yeah um it's dangerous because like you finish one like let's say the monday night games or the sunday night games over like last night and you watch one

you finish it's like say it's 10 10 30 you're like i could i could go back to back here as as much fun as it is when they do that kind of thing like stranger things for example they drop them all at once right and it's fun just to tear through that show because it's so good but sometimes it's nice to spread it out a little bit i like having that week where we can talk about it yeah or you and anybody can talk about it they did it netflix did this with great british baking show which i know no one else in this room watches and they they decided to space it out instead of drop them all at once. But it's like they fucked up because they already showed the episodes in Britain.

So it's like I can't. I wanted to like follow one of the contestants because like they were really good. But I was like, I don't want spoilers when they've already shown it in Britain. And so like they were days ahead of us. That's annoying. It's like, dude, what are you doing? Stop. it in Britain.

And so like they were days ahead of us. That's annoying. It's like dude what are you doing. Stop. That's like having an episode of The Wall that already aired in England.

Why do you go straight to The Wall. It's just like a similar show. It's just like the great British baking show but it has a wall giant wall actually.

The big wall in China. Great wall. Yeah it's great. Dylan what have you been binging? I've been watching a little bit of the last season of Peaky Blinders. It's losing a little steam for me.

I hate to say. Oh. Yeah, I hate to say it. I've never heard anyone say that about Peaky Blinders. Maybe just because the story has been dragging on for a long time. I'm just kind of...

It's hard for me to get into it. So I haven't really, I should have finished it by now, but I'm okay just watching one app at a time. What if you went to Dylan's DVR? I would love to see Dylan's DVR. It's just like shows for the homie, every home run derby. It's Paw Patrol, Blaze and the Monster Machines. Those are the homies' main two.

Those are his day ones. And then I have I record I record y'all are gonna think this is weird probably Always Sunny that's my going to sleep show okay

that's fun it's just fun mindless entertainment to watch as I'm going to sleep and that's pretty much it hey what if that's fun

yeah I don't hate that okay Always Sunny is acceptable okay I thought you were gonna come up with something real weird I don't even watch this stuff I DV Sunny is acceptable. Okay. I thought you were going to come up with something real weird. I don't even watch this stuff. I DVR.

So I just have like 50 episodes of 60 Minutes, like 40 episodes of CBS Sunday Morning, and then like Sally records every single Modern Family on TV, even though she only watches the new ones. And so we have like 150 episodes of that. Nothing else. Mine is just old Howard Stern on E! late night shows. Like the television ones.

They aired like 98. How'd you DVR those? I just did. I had the technology early. Nice. When he said... Kind of in beta testing. When the homie says he wants to watch Paw Patrol,

I'll pull up... You know, I have... There are probably 50 of them recorded on there. I'll go through. I'll just read the titles. He'll be like, Nah. Nah.

Okay, let's watch that one. It's pretty funny. like it dave yeah no what if trump had built like the wall but it was just the wall from abc's hit the wall people might it would probably people might actually be into it very very mislead destination yeah would would lebron james still executive produce it you have to think you give him some some producer creds on that i don't know based on his recent political views maybe lebron does endorse it you just never know oh the pro-communism stuff yeah you never know yeah damn you went there uh-huh people didn't think i would hey Hey, man. Shouts to Beto, man. You hate to see him drop out. Yeah. It was a sad day for not only me, but for America.

Sad day for content. He's the original skateboard man. SNL took a lot of shots at him on Saturday, which was kind of hilarious to me because it seemed unnecessary. I don't know why. Why did they turn on him like that? Everybody turned on him because he sucks dude but one of the things they said on SNL was like it was a head like a fake headline or something

that just said uh Beto O'Rourke puts down sleeves and defeat okay that's actually pretty funny like it's fucking Beto I mean he did kind of he came out hot he's a little too entitled like he was i think his line was i was born for this i think he i think he just put out the vibe of a dude who had some good momentum going after uh he lost to ted grooves like i think i feel like in his in his mind like that loss was still somewhat of a win for him and he could coast and like to his credit it was i mean that that's a moral victory if you're uh you know as someone who's been following texas politics and how red it's been for you know since ann richards pretty much like that was that was historic what he did but the fact that it didn't translate he had all the

national support when he was running for for senate and then after that, like, okay, no Ted. I feel like he had the national support because people were very much anti-Ted Cruz. That was it. That was a lot of it. People just hate Ted so much. And then everyone saw what he was like and they were like,

oh, he's kind of a butthead. Well, we were early on finding the little things that he would do like really obnoxious, like the skateboard thing. Like playing air drums in a drive-thru to the who yes and then yang comes out and skates better than him what are you doing actually shreds yeah and yang wants a four-day work week yeah i saw that didn't hear anything

about beto talking four-day work week maybe you should go back to the drawing board yang knows how to get to people's sensibilities. Not sensibilities, I guess. All he wants is just $3,000 in everyone's bank account every month and a four-day work week. Sounds good to me. Yeah. It's not all that bad, Dave.

Hey, we do have other bad news in addition to Beto. Tomorrow's the last Spooky Season episode on Patreon.com.ling back podcast you hate to see it dave where can the people get their last final spooky stories in from this halloween this is last call for spooky stories hit me spooky at washed media.com give me your give me your best ghost story if i had had to guess, I would say you have such a great backlog built already that if they don't really, really bring it right now...

That's true. We're going to be all right. It's not going to get played. Or read, I should say. Is that fair, Dave? That's true. Okay. There is a great backlog, and that's why we're doing one more

because I don't want these to go to waste. But, yeah, tomorrow I'll be giving out some end of year awards. Big. And I think those are going to hit hard. Well, that's exciting.

But yeah, spooky at washmedia.com. I think tomorrow's episode might be the spookiest. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. It's amazing how every single one is spookier than the last, but such is life.

It's a snowball effect. We do have good news. The Worst Of podcast will be replacing it on Tuesdays from now until the beginning of 2020. That's huge. Like two months of content. If you do have stories, send them to worstof at washmedia.com. We're covering everything from worst weekends to worst night before Thanksgivinggiving worst thanksgiving office holiday parties holiday travel christmas and new year's eve there have been a lot of stories submitted already very happy with uh the people

who have reached out uh that being said keep keep pushing them is it weird that i'm more excited for this than it was for spooky season that's see that's a lie though because you loved you were so horned up for spooky season i love spooky season sir don't don't get it twisted here i'm just saying these have always been one of my favorite segments email where's stuff at washed media.com yeah always anonymous we're not going to air you out unless you want to be aired out but like i don't know unless it's printed the story like we're probably not going to talk about you yeah yeah unless you say like air me out bitch we're not going to do it sign up patreon.com circling back podcast let's recap the weekend okay you guys went to a ranch tell me about the ranch i haven't even talked to you guys yeah so brett dave and i went to the intern klein ranch

that's what it's called i yeah i don't think that's the official name of it. No. It's like the lazy K. Yeah. We went to the Kubiak ranch and I had high expectations about this place because I've seen pictures and you know, it's, it's, it wants the Kubiak ranch and wow. Expectations wildly exceeded. That place is phenomenal. Yeah, that was a good day trip. Yeah. I mean, we got down there. We hit up the small town Walmart. Surprisingly terrible.

Why did you go to Walmart? To get a beer dye table or what? We had to make three stops on the way there. We were trying to get some groceries, and we were unsuccessful. This particular Walmart didn't have... It was just a very basic Walmart. It wasn't a super Walmart.

They didn't have a cooler for meat. It was like a... Do you get worried buying meat from Walmart? Yeah. And is that justified? Actually, you know what? I've always heard they have good produce when you would think that they would not. Produce?

I don't know why you know i mean you know you said it interestingly good produce um and i just okay here's the reason i get weirded out is because when i look at the ground beef there it doesn't look like the ground beef i see at other places when i said meat we weren't gonna go buy steaks at walmart for it no you're buying we're buying cowboy please we're buying sliced turkey for sandwiches, for lunch. Cubed? No, sliced. Dude, our sliced turkey section sucked.

Yeah. I just didn't have one. Even buying sliced turkey there, it was pathetic. It worries me. I don't know. So we stopped at a meat market on the way to pick up steaks. Yeah. And some bacon.

Then we went to Walmart to get the lunch stuff. They didn't have what we needed, so we had to go to another market down the street. And what the name of the town navasota navasota navasota texas so three stops on the way there but we we got there finally and man will you got to go next time you have the opportunity you gotta you gotta you missed out weren't we saying that like will's not invited anymore you were saying that we had more fun because will wasn't that's right yeah it was kind of like a foursome i try to disagree with him on it but he had some some strong points that he was making and i was like all right that's okay i mean based on how hard it is to coordinate this

trip in the past like i don't think i'm gonna catch an invite for like at least another year he mentioned something about new year's eve just saying oh you won't be here i won't even be here yeah you won't be here yeah you can't keep the dynamic you'll be across the pond as they say having oh yeah having this the the main house and then like a party barn that's one of the cooler things i think you can do but calling that a barn is uh that's... It doesn't really do it. It is a beautiful... It's immaculate. ...guest house sort of deal.

You guys were hitting drives off of a dock, it looked like. We sure were. We had a little disagreement about how far the carry would be. And boy, we were way the fuck off. No, some of us were. How long was it? 178 yards. No, it was a 220 carry How long was it? 178 yards. No, it was a 220 carry.

220. We still disagree. But originally, I heard 300 thrown out there. Klein said 300. Klein did say 300, and it's his freaking ranch. 300. Klein would say 300 and then pimp that he goes over it all the time with his driver. He had clearly never done it. Our dumb asses. So goes and gets like his driver and a bag of golf balls and we're teeing

it up on the dot like in the you know where the wood splits and like we watch klein like literally scared top the first five and then we're like why don't we just go to the grass that's like 10 feet over here yeah you don't have to do that. Yeah, and hitting off a wood deck wearing boots with flat leather soles. Really hard to get around on one. Not easy. We also, Dylan and I had a fish bet

where apparently this thing, the lake, by the way, a man-made lake, they just built that out of nothing, which I was very impressed by. Stocked with bass. Stocked with apparently very small bass. I haven't had a bass in a while. way a man-made lake they just built that out of nothing which i was very impressed and stocked with bass stocked with uh apparently very small bass i haven't had a bass in a while client said they're they're big yeah he said they were big so they averaged three and a half pounds so i bet dylan 50 bucks that before we eat the states for dinner that i'll catch a plus three or 3.5 pound

bass i've never had to go i've never accepted a bet faster in my life. It went well for me. It went well for Dylan. He caught about three fish. I caught three bass. The average is about one and a half pounds. I want to run the tape back to the first one. Okay, this sounds like it wasn't Brett's fault. At least Brett

caught fish. Yeah, I caught three fish. It sounds like he got bad information regarding how many... Regarding the size of the bass in the lake. Yeah. You know, you had that comment about building a lake. Yeah. You know that 99.9% of the lakes in Texas are man-made.

Is it a real state? There's one natural lake in Texas. Wait, what? True story. Upstate New York, man. We're all glacial lakes up there. Shouts to... That's tight.

I like Too hot down here for glaciers you know Yeah They melt I like I'm a fan of earth made lakes Okay Like

Glacier Glacier coast Okay Like it's something from the earth Yeah Naturally occurring Is what he's saying here Naturally occurring lakes

Yeah Caddo Lake Is the lake The lone one Never been People in Texas also call things lakes That aren't lakes Yeah. Caddo Lake is the lake, the lone one. Never been. People in Texas also call things lakes that aren't lakes. Like Lake Austin?

Like the river? Yeah. I think because it is dammed on either end, it technically is a lake. But like... It's not a free-flowing river is what you're... It looks like a river, but it's not free-flowing. Yeah. It's just, it's not quite-flowing. Yeah. It's just not quite there. I hear you.

You understand. I'm not trying to make a deal out of it. It's just not quite there. Lake Austin's tight, though. Love it. We should get on Lake Austin. Who is the MVP of this weekend? Oh, wow.

Dylan went to bed first, so not him. All right, guys. I got to go to bed I've heard that before lost tapes oh I'm sorry I was drinking for 14 hours lost tapes

went to bed at 1.30 in the morning still was first I'm 36 years old dog shut up dude everybody put in a pretty good showing I don't think Dylan did everyone had a great time good spirits

I cleared the lake with the driver it was spooky as fuck too you're not a 300 guy normally but that's pretty good speaking. I cleared the lake with the driver. It was spooky as fuck, too. You're not a 300 guy normally, but that's pretty good. Speaking of... I don't carry 300 anyway. Speaking of spookiness, there's a house. It's not on their property. It's on the adjacent property.

But you can walk to it if you really want to. So spooky that Klein and his cousin wouldn't even take us to it that's how spooky it is yeah there's a really really some terrible things have happened out there yeah like no no no joke like yeah more don't really want to talk about on the podcast 1800s house yeah and some some bad things went on should i draw conclusions right now yeah yeah okay but klein's cousin who um he he has lived on that land and has worked that land for a long time he's from there he he wouldn't touch it like he would we were joking

about it and he wouldn't he wouldn't if he was even if even half the stuff that they were telling us is true then yikes i feel like we need these guys on a spooky season so there's a bridge we wanted to go up to the house for spooky season purposes like here's my here's our own account of some still one was dylan was gonna go and there's a's a bridge, an old bridge on Klein's property that's also said to be... That leads to the house. Okay. Haunted.

And we went. So we got all liquored up and... I guess we can say that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we did. Fuck it. It's private property. Went down there on the Kubota and nobody...

They wouldn't let me... Okay, first of all, I was bummed because Klein wouldn't let me out. I wanted to get out and just go soak it in, but... So we... Just backtracking real quick. We had gone there during the day. He was on the full property tour?

Yeah. And we'd seen it during the day. We'd walked on the bridge during the day. There was nothing really spooky about it. When we returned at night, that's when it was spooky. There was a... Because the sun was down.

Yeah. The smell changed. They say that sometimes everything gets hotter when the sun goes down. That's true. But there's said to be a lot of death involved with this bridge. And when we got down towards the bridge, the air smelled like death. And it was creepy. This was at night.

And we're like, wait a sec, that's weird. Didn't see anything. We had the lights on and it was spooky. But it was interesting how the air smelled when we were down there. Did y'all hear me get up in the middle of the night and slaughter that pig? No, something was dying across the street from us though. Yeah, I got up. I heard some pigs out there and I went out and just took one out.

How many? It was 30 to 50. I got one of them out. You didn't didn't have a weapon did you use your bare hands or how i fashioned one out of a stick that i had been working on throughout the day whittling down the end that's what you were doing were guns shot on this trip no no by us his cousins were in the hunter's lodge or hunter's cabin deer hunting yeah but they didn't see anything okay we did not fire guns man what a nice place beautiful place beautiful hey good steaks too dave well done on those thanks i thought they were more medium medium rare steak cooking joke hey uh also you guys like steak Dylan's a big

rollo guy I found out rollo's fuck they had rollo's out there I just went to town on rollo's rollo's are good I must have had

15, 20 rollo's do you not like rollo's no I do I'm just Dylan loved rollo's I even took one for the road you don't see that no one's doing that

we also got the fights we watched the fights. Oh, yeah. Saw a good head kick knockout. Shout out, Kevin Lee. That was my combat sports minute. How was the racetrack? It was pretty tight.

Saturday was qualifying. It left a little to be desired in terms of actual action. And to be honest, our tickets had access that I was not aware of on Saturday. And so I kind of messed up there uh but that being said made up for it yesterday went to the race uh it was cool it was an absolute spectacle and seeing those cars go so fast and try to you know pass each other it's just it's crazy i've watched a long time on tv but i've never actually gone to a race for obvious reasons because there's only one in the United States. It's badass, though.

I have a much larger newfound respect for these guys, and I already kind of thought it was sweet. Because if you watch the Netflix series, you know what's going on. It's real tight. It's even tighter. And we had these cool... We had good seats. I don't know if on Instagram, I put up a couple stories,

but we saw one turn, two turns, three turns, essentially three turns and then a straightaway that they get out of. So we kind of got to see it all. Yeah, nice. Yeah, it was great seats and good time. Interesting crowd. The most international crowd I've ever been a part of at anything. Euros, man, they love it.

Everybody. Hey, you want to hear something weird? When I was at the costume shop on Congress before Halloween, there was a ton of people speaking like German and stuff. It didn't click until this weekend that they were probably coming in town to do Halloween and then just parlay that into the Formula One, which sounds like a dope vacation. I mean, next to us, we had French people next to us. Like, it was just the amount of flags and things like that.

It was just crazy. There's some bad machines, huh? Yeah. Who won the race? Yeah. Botas, he drives for Mercedes. But the big story was that Lewis Hamilton, he won the world championship yesterday. And so...

He's Mercedes too, right? That was actually cool. Yes. Mercedes is very, very dominant. And so it was cool he actually uh came back to our area which i didn't think he would on his and he stopped on his victory lap and did donuts in front of us so that was cool that's cool and then uh they have donut holes too i was bummed though one of my favorite drivers went out early he had to no not

donut holes how far could you punt a formula one car that's doing donuts? Oh, gosh. You got to think. I don't know. 100 yards? No. 60. They're fiberglass, right? They're carbon fiber. Uh-huh.

Yeah. That's a very lightweight material. You see any wrecks? No. They don't wreck as much as like NASCAR. Before someone mansplains to me, I don't know that they're carbon fiber, so don't come at me. I don't know much about the sport. You don't? No. They don't wreck as much as NASCAR. Before someone mansplains to me, I don't know that they're carbon fiber, so don't come at me. I don't know much about the sport.

You don't? No. You fucking knew the dude's name? You know more than the average American does. Yeah, because of that. Because we watched the documentary. We're essentially smart. Yeah. No wrecks.

We did see at the end of the race, there were two guys jockeying for position. I don't even remember who it was really. And they went after each other, and they had a collision in front of us which was cool because seeing i mean the straightaway that they were going down we probably guessed that they were only going about 70 on that straightaway because they have a big turn right after it but these two guys ran into each other and one of them lost something off their car the only other thing that happened was

vettel who's one of the top drivers he lost his suspension went out on one of his tires and it just flew in the air. And so he had no control over it. But he had to drop out. He's a badass. My favorite driver got third. Who's your fave? Max Verstappen. He's from Red Bull.

He lives in Monaco. Are there any Americans? There's an American team. I don't think the drivers on the team are american like i there was one of the sons i forget you saw it like one of the sons i don't even know i don't to be honest i've been such a bad watcher this year that i'm really not in tune unless you're one of the top guys were there any miatas no me actually there were a lot of there were a lot of souped up like redone miatas in the parking

lot sick which was really weird with like roll cages and shit like that yeah it was like what are you guys doing do they just play saliva like on loop like an entire race dude all they do is play techno really if they feed to the european crowd so they're playing like straight up techno the entire time and then during the race, which was a really nice touch that I didn't know they did until I was there, they have the announcers on the entire race. So because we were on turn 15 and we don't know what's going on anywhere else, you could hear him explaining everything that was happening.

Since it was such a Euro-heavy crowd, were people doing Weisenkocks in the stands or anything? No, no Weisenkoks. It was lame. Oh, that's weird. People were drinking a lot of beer, though. Off each other's body parts or anything? Nothing like that?

No, it was unfortunate. Yeah, that is unfortunate. I tried to get it going, but dudes were just looking at me like, why is he pulling his wiener out with a bag of white substance? It just didn't make sense. Yeah.

Shouts to the toucher from Munich who sent me a brick of Weisenkoks make sense. Yeah. Shouts to the toucher from Munich who sent me a brick of Weisenkatz. Wow. Yeah. A brick. I mean, yeah. A key. Yeah, that's how much I wanted.

I said, how much you got? Just one kilo. How much you fucking got, buddy? I don't know. Either way, it was a really cool event. Circuit of the Americas is an all-time bad place to get into and get out of. That's what I hear, man. And so it makes sense why people hate going there for just concerts and stuff. is an all-time bad place to get into and get out of that's what i hear man um and so like that it

makes sense why people hate going there for just concerts and stuff going there for the f1 race was worse than any concert i've been to out there did you stay for pink no no got the fuck out of there saw some video of pink she's flying around yeah i probably saw the same video that chick's wild man yeah i mean people were out there for pink i mean it was i i feel like more people were going out there for pink on saturday than it was... I feel like more people were going out there for pink on Saturday than the actual qualifying. It was wild. Did she swing from the trapeze?

Oh, yeah. She did something. Really? She was flying around, man. As I said, apparently a headline said she defied gravity, which is pretty amazing. I don't know how you do that. Raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways.

Defying gravity, that's a good song. How do you define gravity? From Wicked. From the Wicked. No, Defy. Defying. All right. Not Defying.

That would be weird if she was just up there with a chalkboard, like defining gravity. Yeah, she was defying it. X equals other stuff squared. They were trying to get people to go to Kool and the Gang at the venue yesterday. And everyone was like, yeah, we're not going to go see Kool and the Gang. Kool and the Gang, unless there's like nuptials involved. It was very weird.

Yeah, like no one cared. And the British announcer kept on making Kool and the Gang puns the entire time, which were kind of funny because hearing a British dude say cool in the gang lyrics just doesn't sound right I don't even know what the hell

cool in the gang is that's sad I hope people showed up for that I always feel bad when like an act like an old act who used to be big

like they can't get anybody to come to their shows so they're performing for like a hundred people well I'm sure F1 pays them very nicely to go do that show I know

it still like makes me sad but it's like it's embarrassing because like well you know who played the night the friday night i'm really bummed i missed this green day imagine dragons oh god oh god yeah it's too bad but like that makes sense for formula one but on the friday and saturday tickets it says like imagine dragons and pink and then like on the sunday ticket cool in the game no note of cool in the gang oh really it's just like oh you poor guys damn don't get me wrong out of those three acts cool in the gang is 100 the one that i would go see that being said what tell me a song they do i have no idea um get down on it oh gosh get down on it yeah they've got a new brick house i don't know i feel like if you i feel like if you watched uh oh they do celebration dude yeah that's not for me catch me a pink out of all those

no man not a big pink guy defies gravity pink probably would have been a fun show i bet it is she's got pipes man people forget oh they did jungle boogie too people forget but i don't think they did Brick House I apologize That's that though I mean I don't really have much else I need to say about this It's like we all had pretty solid weekends and fun

We did The Commodores did Brick House Apologies to the Commodores I actually hate Brick House I don't really have an explanation for it I just really hate that song She's mighty mighty Just letting it all hang out

Why does that song suck? The lady's stacked and that's a fact. Jeez. This song is okay. What do you got for us? One thing I wanted to say, thanks to Dave for hosting a Halloween party on Thursday night. Oh yeah. Let's kick off the weekend.

Oh yeah. We had fun. Sorry the homie and I couldn't swing by. It's not that you couldn't. You just didn't. He was so tight. It's a huge difference. He had a big, big day. He did like trick-or-treating thing at school,

and then we went real trick-or-treating, and then we stopped by his grandfather's house, and he had a big day. He was grouchy and tired and whiny. I wonder where he gets that from. I was like, I got to get the little Triceratops home. You know what I'm saying? Sure thing.

How's his candy stash? Oh, he cleaned up. Come on. like, I got to get the little triceratops home. You know what I'm saying? Sure, pay. How's his candy stash? Oh, he cleaned up. Come on. Oh, he cleaned up. Fuck. When the homie's trying to go to bed and he like,

are you ever like, hey, do you want anything to drink before you go to bed? Grape juice. So now I have the challenge of like allocating or like spreading it out, you know?

Okay. He just wants to eat all of it right now. Like, dude, you can't do that. Your teeth are going to fall out of your head, dog. Dude, did you like You ate like 12 Rolos. 15 at least.

I'm a grown-ass man. I can do what I want. You got to set an example for this kid. You can't just be eating hella Rolos all weekend and then go home and tell him you can't. He didn't see me take down those Rolos, though. Oh, Will, you want a funny Dylan cooking story from the weekend?

Mm-hmm. So he was really psyched about these Brussels sprouts. Oh, Will, you want a funny Dylan cooking story from the weekend? Mm-hmm. So he was really psyched about these Brussels sprouts. Oh, no. Did he burn them? Oh, you just forgot a bunch of stuff.

You forgot the honey. I forgot one thing. You forgot the honey and then he had the bacon which was tight but he undercooked the fuck out of it. Well, the bacon was

thick boy country bacon and I wasn't ready for that. That makes sense. Not all of us are ready to cook thick boy country bacon. Well, it was still good. No, I'm ragging on you. It was fine. It was very good. That makes sense. Not all of us are ready to cook thick boy country bacon. Well, it was still good. No, I'm right.

It was fine. It was very good. I enjoyed them. I had double serving. I did too. Look at Dave. I did too. They were good, man. Not bad.

Baked potatoes. We didn't eat baked potatoes, but we did it anyway. I skipped out on the potato. Yeah, it was smart. Yeah. I had a couple bites, Dave, just to make you feel good.

Those steaks were big boys, though. Oh, there was a hilarious amount of meat. Can we talk baked potatoes for a second? Yeah. The first few bites of a baked potato are like all time. And maybe I don't have the good strategy, but by the end of a baked potato, I just hate every bite because you just lose all the goodness.

Is that diminishing returns you mean? Yeah. You got to have the crisp, like where the skin has gotten a little charred. And you can eat the skin. Like, hopefully, it soaks up some of the steak juice. Oh, shit. Yeah.

It's just like, by the end of the potato, I'm like, okay, I wish I had a re-up on toppings right now. Because, like, those first few bites, you're taking out all the sour cream and cheese. Yeah, it's tight. It's like, they're great. That's why I'm a twice-baked boy. Yeah, they're baked twice. That's the thing about those, yeah. It's tight. It's like they're great. That's why I'm a twice baked boy. Yeah, they're baked twice. That's the thing about those, yeah. It's interesting.

I was pushing for baked sweet potatoes, but I lost out. Yeah. You wouldn't shut up about that. I fuck with those heavy. I think in the same vein as baked potatoes, the sweet potato fries, the first like three or four handfuls

of sweet potato fries are all time. Amazing. And then it goes downhill quick. I agree. By the end of this, I've never, I don't think I've ever finished like a straight up order

of sweet potato fries. Have never even gotten close. Bake a sweet potato. I know why. Throw some butter in that bitch. They're sweet. Salt and pepper. It's delicious.

Because the place that you would get them at, sorry, we're having like multiple conversations. Hat Creek, they give you so many fucking sweet potato fries. Yeah, but I've ordered another place than that. That place is, that's like the last time I had them. They're having multiple conversations. Hat Creek, they give you so many fucking sweet potato fries. Yeah, but I've ordered another place than that.

That's like the last time I had them. They're impossible to finish. Hey, now that... Oh, should we announce the other thing? No. You already did. Oh, okay. That was Brett, first of all.

Wait, what? The new situation we have. With Dave? No. We signed Scott McHale? The office. Oh. The office.ave no we signed the office oh the office no we signed uh drew mcgary yeah so what you mentioned hat creek uh-huh well now some opportunities to go there since our new office that we are signing a lease on today is over in that area. Pretty excited. This was a Brett's Breaking News segment,

but we can do it early. Good job, dude. Yeah. That's really fucked up. You did that to Brett one time. I don't think it's on the run sheet, dog. Messed up to do that to Brett. Let me check.

Nope. Dylan, when there's news on the horizon, no one is more ready to release that to the world than Dylan. To the point where it's like, okay, Dylan, hold on. You thought I tweeted that. we have to do things no i assumed brett did yeah brett did why'd you assume me dude because you do two periods for some reason oh i do like that's such a it's such a it doesn't make sense why you don't go period because full ellipses is

is aggressive and one period is is like passive aggressive Two periods is not a thing in the world. Well, now it is, Will. It's terrible. You're terrible. Come to the ranch, bitch. Westlake, we're back. No, man, I got car racing to watch. Oh, that was good, Dave.

Are we cool with calling it the lodge? Yeah. It feels like a ski lodge in there. That'll work. It's super tight. It's very tight. When are we moving in? December 1 is our moving date. I don't think we're going to be in there December 1. I don't know if we're going to be recording December 1 from in there.

I don't think that's going to happen. We've got a place set up. We've got stuff to do. We've got to make a studio, for example. We've got to build that out. Have you assigned any positions other than Dave as the coffee guy? Nope. Dave's the coffee guy? Nope. Dave's the coffee guy.

I assume Will will be our sound engineer guy because he knows. I know. I mean, to be honest, I know nothing about setting up a studio. You sound perfect for the job. Unless I can do it through my computer and laptop and I can Google answers to things. I think you have that power, yeah. No, something tells me we're going to need an outside source. Okay, that's fine.

If you are a sound guy or gal, or you know one, and they're local, hit us up. Loco? Loco and local. Okay. Hit Dave up. Will at washmedia.com. I mean, I'm going to delete those emails pretty quick We have some equipment to buy some furniture to get

It'll be fun It'll be fun to outfit the office It'll be a good little situation I didn't tell you guys this I took out a loan from the bank For what? 10 million dollars They gave you that much money Yeah I know a guy

You know it's the company They believe in it. And so that's, yeah, I took out the loan through wash. Not me, personally. What's the interest rate? You know, I didn't even look. But they have usury laws, so they can't charge us too much. They can put us in a bind here.

I don't know. Well, I think it's worth it. We should invest. I think we get a world-class studio, world-class coffee maker, and then just see what happens. So at like with the other $9.9 million, what do we do? I think we just invest in ourselves.

Okay. You probably should have run this bias first before you did. Before you did that. I think I'm going to put some money in a hedge fund. Oh, can we do the micro lending business? Predatory. Yeah. We can do that.

Love that. All right. Hey, kids, if you need, like, a ski trip, come to us. We'll just give you, like, 10 grand. Yeah. Or if you're just, like, down on your luck and payday is, like, two weeks away, hit us up, man. We'll just one-time casino, like, what's that, stipends? Yeah.

I like that. I'm pretty excited for this though I am too it's a cool spot I was pleasantly surprised when I walked in I was like oh shit this is gonna be fun there's a moat with like alligators and shit outside too it is weird that there's a moat

it's a lituation down there is it a man made moat do we know looks to be yeah it's not a natural moat no are any moats ever natural hard to say down there. Is it a man-made moat? Do we know? Looks to be, yeah. It's not a natural moat, no. Are any moats ever natural? Hard to say. I'm sure there's a natural one out there, but it seems rare that they would just grow in like that.

The one natural lake in Texas, it's on the border, Louisiana. I think it's got gators in it. It's not one you want to go swimming in. I'll tell you that right now. We didn't see any wildlife at the ranch, by the way. We saw zero wildlife. You were disappointed in that.

We even tried howling to bring in the coyotes. Oh, we did. Yeah, you trashed my howl, by the way. Your howl sucked. You have the worst howl. Fuck you. Yeah, we were howling at one point. That's right.

All of ours were echoing across the lake and stuff, and yours... It was just kind of like... Yeah, I don't have a good howl, Dave. I'm sorry. It was also, we thought, was a wolf or a coyote it was just a dog barking like yeah there's a dog it's tight though dogs are times good times i have a question for you guys do you guys know that 66 of men start to lose their hair by age 35.

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many years is dave years that's a great question brett what does that mean yeah i just meant that i'm i'm literally one decade behind dave how old are you 25 25 i don't know about you i'm feeling 22 um but i i use hymns at first was what i thought was thinning hair and now i just use it preventatively. Okay. Every day. I mean, you've got a lot of flow, Brett. Thank you. You're in good shape.

I literally have hymns to thank for that. Because there was a point in my early 20s where I saw a little bit of thinning going on. That's a little scary. And I thought it was, it turns out it was probably more stress and anxiety related. Okay. But I got on the hymns regimen,

put my worries to bed. Last three years I've been on it. Has your hair gotten fuller since working for Washed Media? It's only been like a month and a half. It's looking pretty good. Thank you. It's gotten longer. I don't have a hairdresser down here.

I mean, you went to ours for a little bit. I just went. I've gone once. I mean, I need. Okay. I have a Delta credit that I need to i need to use by november 24th how much of a trash move would it be to fly to new york like a day trip no and just use my delta credit to go boop boop and get a haircut that seems pointless that would be silly these are

hashtag these are hashtag for him's problems that you're having right now. You just have too much hair. Brett, you have to let your haircut person go because you live very far from them now. You can't go to New York every time you want to get a haircut. But I miss her, Dylan. I get that. This sounds like a guy who broke up with his girlfriend, but it's feeling kind of frisky one night, so he has a couple beers and then texts his ex-girlfriend to come over. And it's just a bad idea.

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And I was like dude you kind of crushed it in your own way You tried You tried Hey You tried. Hey, the Popeye's chicken sandwich came out again yesterday. And we have two people in this room who had it for the first time. 3-0-2, yes, yes. For the first time. Dave and I, we're wily old vets when it comes to that chicken sandwich.

Yeah, we were driving back from the ranch and we were rolling through a little town called Bastrop, Texas. Which is about 30 miles east of Austin. I didn't even know Bastrop had a Popeyes. We had been seeing people all over Twitter posting pictures of long lines of Popeyes. We're like, yeah, it's probably not the day to do it. But we rolled through and we saw this Popeyes out on the corner right there on the highway. And two cars were in line to drive through, and not many people inside.

Actually, there was no line inside. We went right up to the counter. We went inside and ate. Yeah. We got lucky, man. Okay. I don't care about your line. I'm just saying, dog. I want to know how you like the sandwich.

First of all, they got the full. Dylan informed me he hadn't been to Popeye's in over a decade yeah true and brett brett had never had the sandwich but they both got their first uh like a real good popeyes experience in that so i ordered i think i ordered second no you ordered first first my sandwich came like right out then they ordered right after me and we waited there for like 15 to 20 minutes classic they were clearly everybody who was in that popeyes was getting the sandwich yeah can you okay so like i drove by the one by our place yesterday which is not a high traffic popeyes it's a it's a brand new one and i don't think a lot of people really even know that it's there because it's not something you drive by often

it wasn't a ridiculous line but it was the longest line i've ever seen at that popeyes ever and i drove i drove by it twice and both times it was absolutely stacked with people. I was thinking about, imagine being like a hungover Popeye's worker and knowing that you have to go in on like Sunday. People quit. I saw a video of people quitting. I did too. Think it was staged?

I mean, they probably had been planning on quitting for a while, and maybe they may as well try to go micro-vibe with it. I don't know what to believe with this popeye stuff anymore well all i know is second time i've had the sandwich i will say it did not hit like the first one the first one blew my mind there's too much hype though but this was good this is still this still puts chick-fil-a to shame. It was very delicious. The buns was incredible. I thought it was okay. What were your issues? It was the bun is what makes the sandwich.

Let's be very clear about that. The chicken itself and whatever sauce I had, it's too, it's too salty for me. Okay. And I'm a big Popeyes guy. I love the tenders. I love the spicy chicken tenders is my go-to.

I thought the sandwich was just fine. Okay. I didn't finish it. I'll put it there. Whoa. Dude, what? Tell me that. I did not finish it.

Damn. And we might have been a little jaded because we had had bacon and eggs and biscuits probably two hours before that at Klein's Ranch Breakfast. Okay. That he did not partake in because he was so violently hungover that he could barely wake up. Yeah, he promised us waffles and... And just didn't make us waffles.

That's fucked up. Yeah. Kind of really fucked up. But your boy made pancakes yesterday. You guys should have come over to my crib. We were in another county. Cool, I'll go fuck myself. The sandwich, I was disappointed. I think the expectations

were too high. I feel like this take has changed because in the car you seem to like it. I liked it, Dave. It's not that I didn't like it. It just didn't deliver. It's a better chicken sandwich than Chick-fil-A. Let me say this about Chick-fil-A, Brett. I drove by there yesterday. There's nobody there.

I'll say this. As someone who had a Chick-fil-A sandwich, thank you, Dave. Makes you think, Dave. I had a Chick-fil-A sandwich at Dave's place. They cater our Halloween party. For Dave's Halloween party. Oh my God. And as someone who hasn't had a... I mean, it's been probably two years since I've had a Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich. They are really, really good.

It's a good sandwich. Not even close to the Popeye's one, though. Not even the same stratosphere. Just different weight class. Different weight class. If I'm hungry, I could probably put down 50 Chick-fil-A chicken nuggets. I did the other day. With Chick-fil-A sauce.

Yeah, we'll kept going back to the one. Well, dude, dude that was my bad so I didn't know how many people were coming over I didn't know how much food to get and I don't want to be the bad host who doesn't have enough food so I got the nugget tray and sandwiches you didn't need the sandwich no I didn't but the thing is with the nugget tray if there's a nugget tray right there and you have a limited amount of people in in the party that you're at, you're going to eat. You're just going to gorge on nugs. If I know that there's going to be too many nugs already, I'm going to eat all of the. You want to put a dent in that nug tray.

Let me do it. I did. I did my part. If everyone ate as many nugs as me that night, that thing would have been lit clean. All right. Calm down. I'd rather do Popeyes for a meal, but there's no better taste than Chick-fil-A sauce. You know what I'm saying?

So if you're ranking things at both restaurants, Chick-fil-A sauce is number one, and then two, three, four are probably occupied by Popeyes. Dylan, what's your favorite sauce of choice, too? What's your favorite taste? I don't know how to answer that, man. Aren't you saying something about glazed stuff? I do like a glazed donut, yeah. It's pretty tasty.

Stop. You should have seen... Dave's trying to get perverted over here. Dude, it's this fucker. I'm just talking about perverts right now. What the fuck's Brett's deal? I'm not liking this chicken sandwich. Brett, you're coming out a little hot right now.

It's fine. It's absolutely a fine chicken sandwich. Is Brett the fake hot take guy just to like ruffle feathers? Yeah.

Next thing Brett's going to tell us he's going to the Masters without us or some shit. Dave got old taste exposed this weekend.

Really? I did. On their Instagram story, which I'm like, I couldn't give me the RT, but all right. Yeah.

The Luca one. It was. It was, it was by the way, another triple double last night. That's great. Um, do the maths are good. Um,

but yeah, I did get old takes exposed. That's a first for me. Second person on this pod, Dylan, you got it a couple of weeks ago, right? Sure did.

Yeah. But the problem is here's the difference. Your take, you were being serious. My take was like a tongue-in-cheek joke. Obviously, I know Luka did not end LeBron's career by hitting a step back in his grill. And like, hey, I want to...

Did I get narked on? Because I saw a backer tagged me or responded to the tweet and tagged them in it and said, sorry, D-Man, got to do this to you. Like, he narked me out to old takes exposed. That's not cool. I mean, what kind of backer does that? They pretty much all sold me down the river.

I'll say this. That guy is not my backer of the week. Wow. Would you give it to last week again? All of the optimized backers. Wow. Yeah. It was more of a symbolic gesture.

Okay. But, yeah. I don't know where we were going with that but the sandwich it's still great i cannot believe the the photos from like i have friends who went in houston and like the lines were around the block i'm going tonight i think you should getting dinner go live yeah go live, go live. Please. I usually do content in the drive-thru line, but that content is just... Content? It's usually just sent directly to Dave and Alyssa. Yeah, we have a group text.

Yeah, it's just... We should obviously probably name it at this point because all we talk about is Popeyes in it, so... Hey, is it a trash move that I got my sandwich immediately and the red beans and rice and they were waiting and I just hammered that sandwich. No, dude. Fast food restaurant?

Like anything goes. Right, that's what I thought, yeah. In high school, it was like eat your stuff immediately and then like sometimes I'd even be going back into the line in high school to get more food

before my friends got their food. I felt bad because I was just putting in work. He made up for it though because he's like, hey, you guys can eat in the car. Wow. I'm surprised you let people

eat in your car. Dude, the backseat's so covered in Randy's dog hair, I don't give a fuck. It's just like... Whatever. It's fair. And getting your car detailed is really expensive. It's like $150.

Oh, yeah. I got a free detail after the dude knocked my mirror off at the... Oh, that's good. Yeah, I guess. I mean, I did have to go in and get my car repaired for like a week so oh yeah yeah that was the down downside of it sounds like a fraud situation

trying to pull something wasn't great me yeah no no i mean honestly if you asked me if i would prefer to have my mirror knocked off at a car dealership or not i'd probably take not at a dealership yeah what did you what? Thanks for listening to the episode. We already talked about this, Brett. I was car shopping and some dude pulled into the parking lot and knocked the mirror off my old car. So I couldn't walk off the lot with a new whip that day. Now I'm still stuck with this 2007 Ford Fusion. It does go hard, though.

Keep it clean, though. I do. It's very clean. Hey, Dave. Hey. You hear about this reunion? Yes. Oh, that reunion.

That reunion. Well, I think you know the answer to that question. I'm very happy about it. Why don't we tell people what we're talking about? This is called a teaser, Dylan. God, dude. It's a slow build. A band from my past, Rage Against the Machine,

is reuniting for a few shows, all leading up to them headlining Coachella. Yeah. That bums me out. I didn't realize this. They headlined original Coachella. Oh, did they? That changes things.

Because I was going to say, if they're really raging against the machine, headlining Coachella is kind of a soft-ass move. Well, festivals are super corporate now. Yeah. So it kind of goes against everything they stand for. But then again, that's always been a question.

It's like you're putting music out through like a Sony or a label. You're going, whatever. It's not important. Anyway, they're reuniting. This will be their first live show together. And I think they did a show maybe in 2010 2011 yeah they did one i forget on like a border u.s mexico border or something i'm not sure i'm not sure that sounds right but you were a big rage fan uh yeah i've probably uh i've probably undersold how big of an influence they were on my like my high school years like i was a lot of them i was a big big fan i was so deep that i've been

i don't know i've been thinking back on it and like i was too deep i mean i got i got i got into some of the activist stuff. I went to a couple rallies. It was intense. But yeah, I'm trying to figure out a way to go. They're not doing like a big city tour. Like the closest one to us is technically El Paso. And as you guys are aware, Texas is a giant fucking state. And El Paso is like nine and a half hours from Austin.

Well, I do what I do now. And when I see someone's going on tour, the first thing i do is just look for tx and this was only four dates you're thinking worst case houston or dallas yeah no worst case for me yeah exactly i'm like okay i would drive to houston or dallas for that and then i was like el paso and then like in my head as someone who still doesn't know texas that well it's the worst i was like wait isn't el paso like 10 hours away and i googled it and i was like oh no only eight perfect i can't imagine the drives are exciting yeah so catch us in phoenix watching rage against the machine and playing golf i'm not gonna i'm not gonna implicate anybody

else that might be involved but there's talks of a phoenix trip it's the only way to do it because we're not doing coachella obviously obviously. No. That ship sailed. I will go to the Vans Warped Tour before I go to Coachella. Fair. Would you go to Coachella first or Stagecoach first? Also, Tayshia and JPJ broke up. Yeah, we heard about that. It's tough.

Yeah, I saw that comment. Everyone did. Everyone did. And also, Dylan and Hannah G had the least inspired Halloween costumes I've ever seen. What was it? They went as Sandy from Grease and Danny Zuko from Grease. It's weird. We actually have John Travolta in the studio to comment on this right now.

That's interesting. Their time is running out, too. They both kind of look like him. Oh my God, Dylan, you nailed it. I'm a big Bachelor fan. Oh my God. I can't believe what you did to Hannah. Hannah Godwin.

I don't know. I'm going to Phoenix. If any Phoenix backers have any uh advice for how the best way we should do phoenix like let us actually do let us know because i'm kind of intrigued yeah i could do i could do an entire podcast on rage honestly do it then i'll go with y'all i almost get out on that concert cool get the tea times in order we just talk about have making someone go to a concert that they have no business being at dude i had numerous people reach out about the shade that you threw at celine dion i don't know why i said it like that fuck you dave dude i had numerous

people say like why did dave do celine dion like that she's talented you're telling me that if you could like your worst case scenario is going to celine concert. She's got all time pipes, dog. Honestly, one of the people that I would least want to see in concert was Pink. That's a legitimate one that like I had a free ticket to it

and I was on the premise and I still decided, eh, no, I'm going to head home. I'd rather see Aerosmith do their song Pink than go see Pink in concert. It is their favorite color. I would rather,

it's the color of passion. Look, I got a lot of shit for the Fall Out Boy take, and I'm willing to say that, look, I might have been too hard on Fall Out Boy. I might have been. Me included. We're too old for Fall Out Boy.

Celine Dion take? Look, I understand her talent. I know she's like one of the original divas, but you put me in a Celine Dion show. You got to be careful, though, dude. She's got a lot of shooters out there. Is there a Dion high? She's having a little kind of renaissance people are really into her fashion lately so she's like kind of become this little like she hire a social media

intern and they're no no it's not even her this is just this is just other people covering what she's wearing okay yeah you know what i like let me say this she's like maybe number two on canadian uh singers because shania is a bigger draw than celine dion is shania twain canadian yeah i'm almost positive i mean this would be news to me but i'm not i i have no clue so i'm not going to deny it it would just seem really yeah she's born in windsor canada she's essentially she's essentially from Detroit. Man, you're really trying to come from my neck. I was. I got to tell you, bro. I was.

I know my Shania. Is Shania stealing a little valor here? It's totally crazy. With her country? I mean, Keith Urban. There's a long history of carpetbaggers in country. Yeah, that's true. Dude, she's the best.

I'm not going to compare Celine Dion versus Shania Twain. They're both incredible talents. I'd like to see them share a stage at some point together and sing a song. Surely they have, right? I feel like they were definitely a part of the VH1 divas. That sounds like a VH1. They've definitely been on stage with Christina Aguilera at the same time.

And everybody's over singing. Christina's trying real hard. But yeah, Rage. I'm going. I've seen Rage. I have never. 1999. I'm excited.

With the Roots band. Supposed to be Wu-Tang. Wu-Tang dropped off the bill. I'd rather see Roots band. It was the best show I've ever seen. Roots so good we had no clue what to expect I was like a freshman in high school Dylan what concert would what concert would bring you to Phoenix if they were getting back together getting back together I'll even let you say any concert okay that that opens up a lot more um you've turned point sorry turnpike got back

together there's no way you're going to phoenix for him no i've seen turnpike and you can other songs on this you cannot say bone because bone played like in austin at like bat fest like a year ago yeah and you didn't go you did not go you didn't go um of course elton john's one of my all-timers and he's awesome in person is his farewell tour done i don't know he's done like four four farewell tours no he no he hasn't i don't know he hasn't he's he's an upstanding guy you were singing the thong song this weekend at the ranch cisco thong song oh so drew hill maybe if drew hill reunited front man but fronted by cisco yeah uh what that was that was the cisco came from drew hill so i was trying to give you a frontman fronted by Cisco yeah what

that was that was the Cisco came from Drew Hill so I was trying to give you a tie-in to the to the reunion

but yeah thong song you were singing that a lot that was really odd do you know what Cisco's real name is are you guys ready

for Cisco's real name sure Mark Andrews the tight end for the Ravens. Just Mark. Yeah.

Same guy? How old do you think Cisco is? Well, they're a multinational conglomerate. All right. Any idea? 46. I hate you, Brett. What's up?

How old do you think he is, Brett? I don't know who Cisco is, Will. Thong Song. I know it was a Thong Song. Cisco. I thought that was like Daddy Yankee or some shit. What the fuck is wrong with you? Dude, what?

Grow up, Brett. You're too young. Daddy Yankee's in Austin this weekend. I would go to that. I would legit go to like Daddy Yankee or some shit What the fuck is wrong with you Dude what Grow up Brad You're too young Daddy Yankee's in Austin This weekend I would go to that I would legit go to Daddy Yankee How old is Cisco

40 Okay Okay Let me see So he was young as hell And thongs That's what you kept doing Let me see that thong day

Yeah I know I was saying it to you I'm wearing me undies I mean they make women's Wish it was a thong though I was saying it to you. I'm wearing me undies. I mean, they make women's. I wish it was a thong. Yeah, but I'm wearing men's me undies. Oh, okay. It's all a say.

All right. Dylan, do you want to do a dramatic reading of all the words from the thong song? Should I do it? I would have to pull them up, of course. No, I kind of want you to do the Commodores, Brick House, because that is a pervy-ass song. She's mighty, mighty.

Just letting it all hang out. She's a brick. Should we just fast-forward straight to Brett's breaking news presented by Roback? I mean, we could, Will. Because, buddy, I have fantastic... Three of my most favorite news segments I've done on this segment.

Brett, she had dumps like a truck. Truck, truck. That was like what? What, what? Can you move your butt? I was going to say, say the next one because it's better than the first two. Baby, move your butt, butt, butt.

That's a bad line. I think I'll sing it again. And then he runs it back. Then he runs it back. He's like, maybe that first time didn't really drive the point home. Let's run it back. And then he says...

He runs back to that same verse? Correct. That seems... Well, not exactly the same. The next one ends a little differently because it ends with, let me see that thong. And he's like, thong, thong, thong.

That was a video in high school like when that dropped. That's one even like being like 16 or 17 like you're watching it and like

you hear your parents come in you hit the previous button. Yeah, that's finger on the last channel button hoping they don't walk in. I like it when the beat goes dun-dun-dun.

It's that one thing the guys talk about. Maybe the beat goes, dun-dun-dun. It's that one thing the guys talk about. Maybe make your booty go dun-dun-dun. Okay? Got it. There's more, but you know. The thongs, the thong-thong-thong. Okay? That's my favorite part. Yeah. The guy really likes thongs.

Yeah, Dylan was just doing that in the whistle song. It was just really weird. What's What a song. Yeah, Dylan was just doing that in the whistle song. It was just really weird. What's the whistle song? Jeez. Oh, chill, dude. Dude, dude, dude. Dylan's a big Uchiwale fan. It's his ringtone.

Uchiwale, Wale. Uchiwale. Dylan had quite the weekend, apparently. I did a lot. Yeah, I'm fun on... Hey, that's vacation Dylan for you, man.

Just wild out. Going to bed early and shit. Just wild out. Because I go so hard during the day. That's why I get so tired. Yeah. You know how it goes I go so hard during the day. That's why I get so tired. Yeah. You know how it goes.

Hey, let me say this. I want to just show that I'm fair and balanced. I had my first Carbock Crawford Bock. Mm-hmm. It's the Houston Astros inspired beer can.

Mm-hmm. I've avoided it just because A, I think it's an IPA or it's a, what is it? What's a Bock? It's not an IPA.

IPA, whatever it is. I had one yesterday. I don't even BAC? It's not an IPA. IPA, whatever it is. I had one yesterday. I don't even like it. It's related to the Amber. Okay. Here's the deal. I've been avoiding it. I'm not an Astros guy.

I'm not a Houston sports guy. I actually enjoyed it. I had one at the ranch, and it was actually pretty good. I told you it was good. If it's... So there are a bunch of cheap beers available at the beer concessions at the race and stuff. A lot of them were trash that I didn't want. So I was like, all right, I'll do a Crawford Bock.

I've had one before. It was fine. It's serviceable for me, but I'm never going to go to the store and buy them. I had one. Yeah. And that was fine. Yeah. It's better than your normal beer.

I just don't need them. It's a good looking can. I hate to say that because I'm not an Astros guy. What's their throwback colors it's like that orange and brown uh little color scheme different shades of that it's a nice can yeah hey what'd you think of the uh the shipyard pumpkin head i thought it was great okay delish all i need to hear i didn't cinnamon the rim okay uh yeah it's bullshit you showed up without any fixings. Cinnamon sugar?

Yeah. Is it cinnamon and sugar on the rim? Cinnamon and sugar. What do you call that? Because some people back in college used to call that the Dillon. I never really understood why. They didn't. They didn't.

Well, I mean, probably, yeah. I didn't do any cinnamon sugar rims I haven't done it in a while you don't go out to a ranch in small town Texas with cinnamon and sugar

yeah you get you get made fun of that would be Klein would dude Klein like brought us to his like his uncles and cousins

we all just showed up wearing what we were wearing and you could tell they were just like oh man these guys are here it's probably better I wasn't there yeah I was guys are here. It's probably better I wasn't there. Yeah, I was wearing corduroys.

It's probably better I wasn't there. Dave's fit was great. I got Texas Ranch Guy fit off. One of the guys was like, hey. I just don't have Texas Ranch Guy clothes, so I'm not going to like... Just like a flannel. You'd have been in an oatmeal turtleneck.

I don't know. It would have been hilarious. I'm not going to go out and buy something to impress a bunch of dudes i'm never gonna see just go buy a carhartt i have some carhartt one of the guys was like hey uh you guys should go you know cut up some firewood for tonight he's like yeah climb the chainsaw i was like right over here you can use it and all four of us just kind of like blankly stared you're like just staring at the ground like all right okay he's like no okay i'll go i'll go cut it up for you. And he put it on a clinic. I haven't used a chainsaw

in a very, very long time. Let me just, I'll just confess. I have not done that. You have to be careful, dude. They'll skin your ass raw.

Yeah. Well, we talked, one of the guys had a chainsaw injury. I think Klein's cousin, like when he was a kid, like cut into his thigh.

And the way he described it was just very gross. I think he described it as hamburger meat. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, once a chainsaw gets a hold of something it kind of uh doesn't let go that's part of that story is he went to uh two a days like two weeks later yeah it hurt like a motherfucker but is it two days that's what i did after my chainsaw injury damn you know two days in soccer yeah yeah what do you got i have breaking news will you do you yeah a little choose your adventure

here um you can go three ways all three are solid don't like that i have what number one uh giant media companies okay not lost not us number two no we're still small to mid-size small to mid-size media companies okay that's us that's us yeah and number three local austin celebrities am i crazy if you want to go big media company first give us the big in big give me the macro media facebook has a new logo give me is it just zuck check it out oh wow they really crushed it that's changing colors right dylan you can't tell that is changing colors because in the gif it's supposed to represent instagram whatsapp and facebook but facebook's logo now looks like every storefront logo ever oh yeah yeah they just became a really generic company oh i don't think the facebook new logo

is going to turn their company around, but who am I to judge a failing, gigantic media company like Facebook besides Instagram? Number two, where do you guys want to go? Small media companies or local Austin celebrities? Let's just do this media thing. Okay.

Yeah, let's just go straight down the list. Check them off. In washed media news, keep November 23rd open. It's a Saturday. Saturday for the boys. They are. I'm very confused.

Well, what's going on, Doug? November 23rd. We're doing a meetup, Dylan. What? Really? We are doing a meetup. What day is Thanksgiving? 28th. Okay, cool. day is Thanksgiving? 28th.

Okay, cool. It is the weekend before Thanksgiving. If you're in the area, it'll be in Austin, Texas. It'll be on Rainy Street. Oh. And it'll be Saturday, November 23rd. Oh, hell yeah. Probably mid-afternoon.

Keep that open. Do we know where? Well, that's exciting. It's going to be at Eisenhower's, Dave. Whoa. On Rainy Street in Austin, Texas? On Rainy Street in Austin, Texas. Yeah, I think I've heard of it, Tone.

That's big. Word on the street is that there may be L. Daves. That would be big. What? Not the first time. Be careful. Their bartenders really love- Be careful asking for an L. Dave.

You might get some side eye. Other word on the street. That being said, 100% do it. Especially if you try it like two months later. Yeah, don't do it two months later. Other word on the street is that there may be some exclusive merchandise there. Oh, not Weissenkopf? I'm not going to bring the Wiesenkopf.

Wiesenkopf. Should we call the event Wiesenkopf? It's the Beto there. Oh, not Weissenkopf? I'm not going to bring the Wiesenkopf. Amazon. Wiesenkopf. Oh. Should we call the event Wiesenkopf? That's the Beto rally. Oh. That's good. There's no more of those, too.

That's kind of sad. But yeah, November 23rd, Saturday. Keep it open. Eisenhower's on Rainy Street. Let's hang out. Okay. You guys going to be there? I'll be there, dog.

Who missed the last one me Dylan he was sick I'm not gonna fault Dylan he was sick he was actually sick super sick with two C's that being said

every single person that asked where Dylan was made a joke about him being at the Zeta house he actually bailed he actually bailed to go on a trip with that stewardess

like Mr. Belding's brother did on the gang on senior trip yep that's not accurate either okay yeah with that stewardess like Mr. Belding's brother did on the gang on senior trip. Yep. That's not accurate either. Okay. Yeah.

So keep, actually not even keep an eye out. Get excited for that. If you're in the area, come swing by. Number three, local Austin celebrities. Yeah, what Dylan do now.

We already kind of touched on it today. Happy birthday, Matthew Bacani. But he's on Instagram. He's got a gram now. As of 20 minutes ago. On a gram? He touched on it today. Happy birthday, Matthew McConaughey. But he's on Instagram. He's got a gram now. As of 20 minutes ago. On the gram? He's on the gram. Oh, man. Who's he following?

I don't know, but I was one of the first 2,000 followers of his. Wow. Congratulations. Thanks. What do you win? I'm in early. I think he's doing like an equity kind of thing. Wait, are you sure he's on gram?

Oh, he's on gram. Officially, McConaughey. Yep. It's verified. He got the checkmark. He's got one post. I'm his 3,396th follower. I'm the 97th.

Whoa. 3,397, yeah. Interesting. He's rocking a fucking fit in that avi, too. So there's guys like John Mayer is the best at Instagram I've ever seen. Yes. I bet you McConaughey is going to be all right. He'll be all right, all right, all right.

God damn it. Nice. Hoping you were going to slam that home. Yep. That's all I got. Okay. Unsolicited recommendation. Watch Letter, Kenny.

That's the funniest show. Yeah, you've been very, very high on this. Yeah, we saw your tweet, man. You're in on this show. I've been on this show for five years, but I really watched it back this weekend. Do you want to talk briefly about your experience with Apple TV Plus and The Morning Show?

Yeah, I mean, Morning Show is an A-minus, three episodes in. Red Moon, which is a lot better title than For All Mankind. Probably a C-plus at this point. I haven't dived into any other Apple TV Plus shows yet besides The Morning Show. They gave Brett Boone his own TV show. Brett Boone?

It's just replaying that Homer over and over and over and over. I thought that was Aaron Boone. Whatever. There was another Boone brother, I think. But yeah, Morning Show is very good. And I think it's probably because I've been inside media for a couple years now that I think it's funnier and connects that way. I'm going to give it a shot.

Some people on Twitter that I really enjoy have kind of planted the seed of doubt. Yeah, it's getting shitty reviews. What did they say, Dave? What did they say? They said it's a show that wants to be, it thinks it's the West Wing, but it's closer to, what's the other one? The Jeff Daniels or Jeff Bray. The Newsroom.

Newsroom, yeah. This is a good take. This is a really good take. People said he wants to be the Newsroom. They said he wants to be the Newsroom, but it's not. My issue with it is that there's a little overacting right now. Ooh, I thought the acting was very good. I also...

I mean, so I need to give it more of a chance. It seems very predictable. I feel like I know where every storyline is eventually going to end or get to. And I just need something out of left field. Is the last scene of the last episode that's available not a thing out of left field? I'm not caught up oh watch episode 3 episode 3 you're going to be like oh

because I agreed with you up until that point but there is a pilot I was like well I know where everyone's going to end up at the end of this pilot yeah there's something about it that almost feels like, remember, what's the word for maybe satirical? Like Scary Movie 5, Scary Movie 4, where it's a caricature of a show. That's almost what it feels like to me.

It's a caricature of a newsroom where everything is over the top in a media company. Here's the exact quote. Here's the tweet. The morning show wants desperately to be the West Wing and apparently has okay yeah here's the exact quote here's the tweet the morning show wants desperately to be the west wing and apparently has no idea it's the newsroom except it actually made me nostalgic for the newsroom that's from my pal andy andy levy on twitter i love andy levy tv's own it is very newsroomy so if you if you like the newsroom you will enjoy i can't say i thought the the newsroom was up its own ass so so hard

i think jeff daniels was up his own ass like that i couldn't get past him there were some other great characters on that show but yeah so i'm gonna say i'm enjoying it so far okay more i mean i'm enjoying it i'm not i'm not going to ride for it very hard i'm yeah i'm more entertained than like deep into the plot i'll put it that way a lot of things i'll give like a nod to letter kenny on the other hand is is family guy plus trailer park boys equals letter kenny there's every like you know the shows where every line is supposed to be a punch line yeah there's no break to it that's what that is. It's kind of like this podcast. Everybody's just throwing up shots from half court.

A lot of shots. Just a volume. Two get made. Volume shooting. People just respect the effort. Can we get out of here? No, I'm not done. I'm just getting started.

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We'll see you guys tomorrow for the final episode of Spooky Season. Hey, hit the cum thunder. Bye. Oh, that actually worked.