Circling Back - Randy and Brett Squash a Beef & The Anti-Randy Starter Pack | Circling Back 4-23-26

Episode Date: April 23, 2026

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All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast Thursday. Final show of the week for all the free ones. Hey, let's finish with a strong one. Are you okay? What's going on with you? What's the shirt? What's the shirt?

I'm glad you asked. This is a rowback shirt. If you too want to look super handsome and a very comfortable. Okay. button down. Use Lutes 20 for 20% off at checkout. That's Lutz 20, L-U-T-E-S. Okay. Sorry about that. My name is Dave. You like what you see? Okay. Well, follow me on Instagram at D.C. Ruff. Fine. If you want to know, if you must know, Randall Trebaki, I did. I'd like to wish a happy birthday and a not-so-happy death day to one William Shakespeare.

Really? This is death day the same as his birthday? Yeah, that's like a fun fact that you should share at parties. I'm not going to do that. That's a Dicky-know-it-all for you. Interesting. I don't think I knew that. Died on his birthday.

Are we sure? Yes. What calendar were they going by back now? Was it the Roman or Gregorian or the Mayan? They go by the Mayan calendar. Babylonian. What's your favorite calendar? I don't really like calendars.

I like my Lent calendar. It's a little piece of chocolate every single day before Christmas, not Lent. What's the other one? Advent. Advent, Advent, not Lent. Bad Catholic over here. Somebody started sending me Catholic memes,

a listener, so shout to that guy. Shouts. Yeah, I mean, like most of them kind of apply, but I guess, I don't know, I'm not going to position myself as the best Catholic out there. No such thing, right? Soft on crime though, famously. Here's a guy who's soft.

Dylan Shivery. What's that sound like? I'm not even going to say what you said. It sounds like, you sixth son of a gun. Just drinking a nitro cold brew. I don't like that you called my friend over here a sick son of a gun. I don't care. Are you nervous about your starter kit?

You should be. A little bit. I can tell you're a little bit on edge today. Are you going to quiet? You guys just going to be. You guys are just going to be funny? mean. I know it. Mine is it. Mine,

no, there's actually nothing mean here. Some of mine are, they're not mean. Mine are mean. They're astute. Look at bully Dylan over here is mean. Toxic masculinity. Mine are not mean. Mine are funny.

There are all things that you'll be like, okay, that is a thing. That is, that is a thing. What was the one yesterday that we figured out that you didn't, y'all left off the table for me, but should have been, we realized this yesterday. I think we realized it on listener voicemails.

Which, speaking of which, not to get too much into listener voicemails, I'm going to call out the guy that call us about circling back and touching bass. I pulled the tape. Don't tell him that. I let people just think it's real. I'm going to let people understand and go see what he said. But I pulled the tape and I think that guy is wrong. I trusted but verified in my verification approved. I think he's wrong.

You're sassy. Only one thing left to do. And that's find out where he lives and just go beat the shit out of him. Yeah. Yeah. So tune into tomorrow's voicemails. I think one of us would have caught that live. We mistakenly took us a word for it,

and now we're going to beat the shit out of them. If you want to prove it to me, pull the tape and send it. I will... Not that big of a deal, dude. Spick to me. You're going to spank his bare bottom. It's big to me.

I don't think we're going to do that. Then release the video. What? What? I don't think... I don't think that's a felony. I think that's a felony. I think that's a felony.

I think that's a felony. Yeah. Probably several... Super felony. Yeah. A couple of things. different ones maybe um straight up oh i'm on like five hours sleep so play up hockey man i got a pump sorry i remember what today was a scheduled off day anyway so it was very nice

but it was you putting pto stuff on the calendar that was it that was yeah good thinking good recall it's tough i get it man it's tough to operate that calendar well like we went for so long with like we didn't really need it. And then it was like, I would put it on my calendar, but then, like, for some reason, we had a PTO calendar. To answer your question from earlier, my favorite calendar is our PTO calendar of which you do not use.

Yeah, that's the one, Dylan's like, uh, I need to look at this for an hour and like find, uh, find something to get mad at Dave about. Hey, man. I don't think I've ever gotten mad at you about it.

That half day you have to take off for Rhodes's, uh, looking travel team baseball. It's not on the calendar, man. He's not on travel team. That would be funny if there's a travel teabot team. There has to be, right? There's not in Austin.

Sure. I hope not. That's too young. Parks, I hope he does. I hope he gets really into baseball, but not so into baseball that he wants to do travel ball because it ain't happening. I'm sorry. What if he gets to like a high enough level? I'm not going to spend a weekend in freaking Pensacola.

Pensacola. Sure. No, there are worse places to go. Scottsdale. Toledo. We're going to go to Toledo for a weekend so he can play You just go fucking kick it around the infield for a weekend, you know Oh man

That's how you say he's flashing leather He's looking good with the leather But yeah Your boy, your boy just Alyssa's like, how did you go to bed? I noticed the alarm wasn't set until 1248 or whatever I was like

He hasn't been at one Damn dog Yeah Because you don't just You don't just watch your team win in double o t you got to like have that like so he calm down period yeah and then you got to go look at twitter to see like the the cool things people are saying you got to go watch it from multiple angles you got to hear the crowd pop or not i guess the anti-crowd pop because it wasn't uh men but yeah

it's a fun one that's a fucking hockey man it's it's like uh the ultimate thing is you get tired of people being like oh dude's nothing nothing better in the stanley cup playoffs but they're kind of of right it's it's fucking sick it would have really sucked had they lost that and i like went to bed at one i was just tired and mad right now but i'm not i'm tired and happy what do they got the minnesota wild you know the history there we stole their team oh i did not know that yeah they they moved down dallas way and then we want a stanley cup like eight years later is that like the uh when the Browns became the Ravens and then the Browns re-established? I think it was a little less nefarious, but yeah.

Okay. But yeah, it's somewhat similar. They got a team, the wild, competitive, Bill Garon, general manager. We got Mikey Moe, Mike and Medano in the front office, I believe. So there's some weird connections there. But anyway, a bit of fun series. Definitely one you should tune into. Game four on Saturday, I believe.

Anyway, that's our sports minute. So thanks for tuning in. What else we got, Randy? Newsletter drops tomorrow. We got a old new sponsor alert getting dropped in the newsletter tomorrow. I'm going to leave it there. That's exciting. Yeah.

Randy kind of gave it away on Tuesday. I hinted to it. It was a pretty obvious hint, but I didn't say it. Let me just say this. Early Bird's got a new product, and you're going to like it. Okay, there we go. I've been enjoying it. You know, I like the way you look.

You're going to have to subscribe to our substack to get that code, though. Wash.substack.com. It's in your inbox. Rec, what time? What time you feel in tomorrow for the inbox? 6.15 a.m. 6. 15. Okay. Central.

Central. I like to mix it up. Dave, how are we doing on dating app submissions for dating app week next week? Emails, not so much. calls sure you could call the pipeline with the dating app story 888 61848 42422 or email dave at washtmedia com both of those work i don't really have a preference i like to do a healthy mix of both just to kind differentiate i feel like uh while we love voicemails too sometimes the right ins it's it reminds me of uh worst weekends and also i think people can be a little more uh free and liberal with their their words

They're not on a pitch count. Woke on the two-minute warning on the voicemail. If people like the way I read. And it's more anonymous, too. Yeah. There's no voice connected to it. No, I will keep you completely anonymous for sure. YouTube.com slash circling back or watch us on Spotify.

Not live, but you can watch this as a visual show. I'm wearing a deep eddy cabaret. I'm Austin guy today. I'm telling you, if you're, if you're on Apple podcast and you're a Spotify premium user, what are you doing? Switch over to Spotify for us. You can look at what we're looking at.

It helps us out a lot, too. It would help us. It helps us out. Helps us out. So. Help the squad, man. Get on that Spotify wrapped. People really like the Spotify interface and functionality.

Oh, you've got to stop, dude. I also, what I like about Spotify, piss me on. Spotify wrapped. Yeah, what I also like a Spotify is the commenting that you can do on there too. I've been enjoying the way that people have been commenting, Dylan. What's he doing? What I did ask for some comments, we got 31 comments on Spotify that episode.

So I appreciate everyone that did comments. I bet y'all can't do 32. If you guys do 32, Randy, we'll do a hog reveal. Maybe. Is that true? I'll give it a maybe. I'll tell you right now, if we don't hit 32, I'm definitely not going to. You go down to the family farm and you show them old Gertrville.

crude, the family hog. It's an actual pig. Understand. Hey, you want to engage in the show? I'm adding to run it back, you dumb son of my bitch. This guy is such a dork, dude. I'm so tired of it. 32 comments, make it happen.

You don't wear those shoes enough. Those are good shoes. You know why I don't wear them enough? Because you don't want to get them dirty? Because I bought them two days ago. Oh, what the? You have some similar ones, don't you? Not, I bought them over the weekend, actually.

Yeah, these are brand name. My first time ever wearing this. Are those skater shoes, kind of? No, they're just, they're just... Are you entering your pop punk era? These are my summer, my summer go-out sneakers, man. They're kind of giving pop-punk. Are you, did you get into Newfound Glory?

They're dope. They're dope. I do, aren't they? Say, yeah, I think they're dope. No, I do, too. As a pop-punk guy, a fellow pop-punk guy, I really like... I got my new shoes on, too. They're giving pop-punk. That's what I would wear to warp tour. I got new shoes. No one cares. Did Chels, did Chechay pick those out?

No, but I walked up to her with them. I said, do you like these? I had these. Please. And another one where the incited gray was Navy, she said, I don't know what I want to like better. And I tried them on. She said, go with the gray.

And so you know what I did? You took her word for her because you had no idea. Yeah. Got him from DSW. We took Parks area. Parks got in his shoes. And I was like, I'm going to go walk through the men section while we're here. And I saw these bad boys.

Dylan shit weak. That's what it stands for. Okay. You know what? You want to hear a true story? I had to poop when I was at DSW. What? You pooped in DSW?

I don't like, I pooped at DSW. Man, I don't like all the poop talk that's happening on this podcast. You guys have really changed. Come out. Yeah. I had to go, dude. You pooped at a shoe store? It was a beautiful poop, too.

Time out. Don't. That's gross. Did you say, wait, was this at the mall or is this like a standalone? No, it was the one over by Randy's Coles. Yeah. So you had to ask them where the restroom was. No, it was clearly marked.

Nice, nice facility. Yeah, because most people aren't, most people are like, I'll just wait. There was another, there was another man in there. Really? Yeah. Do you tap your foot a couple times? I said, how are you going to doing, huh, pal? That's what I said.

You guys playing battle shits? No. Have you seen the guy, Randy's definitely seen him. There's a guy on Instagram. This isn't funny content. Well, it kind of is. He just walks into public bathrooms or somebody in the stall. he does a very maniacal laugh

I think I have seen this it's pretty dumb I haven't seen that they're like uh can I help you he just does like this off putting creepy laugh and you're like okay it's the most vulnerable position you can be in yeah it's sitting there I guess it's a lot better than

what one guy I went to high school with would do and he would go into another stall if he saw somebody in there he did this once get a roll of the cheap toilet paper. Yeah. He would bring it out.

If there was somebody in there, he would get his lighter out because he was a smoker. He would light it on fire and roll it under the stall. What the hell? That's insane. Also, you know, you know, high school paper towel dispensers? Yeah, the brown ones? Yeah, I was about to say this, too. We did the same thing.

So he would, he somehow did this thing where he pulled all of them out almost. Oh, okay, maybe not. Turned on the water faucet, wrapped it. like tied it in a way around the faucet so the faucet was on. So there's just like a big line of paper towels and would get other paper towels, cover the drain up just to flood the sink. He's a wet bandit. Yeah, this guy did, like, we were just like, dude, what is this guy's deal?

That is so sorry, man. Yeah. But the more, more egregious, though, was lighting it on fire. You got some shit had friends. It wasn't a friend. This is just a guy in high school. I was going to go more with the classic just getting a bunch of those paper towels and getting them wet. And then if your boy was in there, you just tossed it.

See, that was one. That's more harmless. That was one you threw a fun move would be to throw it above them. So like there's like the element of like, okay, this thing's going to fall and it's like slow dripping on me. Because you know it's going to fall gravity. You understand? Yeah. Well, we did in the fraternity.

If you were pooping on the floor that you didn't live on, we're unloading a can of Axe body spray or air freshener or on you. Okay. A funny thing to do, this is kind of like, this is like a college thing, but only when you're back with your high school friends because like your college friends don't do this stuff. But if there's somebody showering on like a spring break trip or something, you get a beer and like you wait until they turn off the shower, shake it up, and then you poke some holes in

it and just throw it in there like it's a grenade and it just rolls around spring beer. That or done that. That's hilarious. That is one that we did. That was a good way. You just get all, yeah, you just get covered in beer. It's pretty fun. That is, I love that.

Oh, man. It's crazy. We didn't talk to more chicks back then. I don't know what the deal was. Maybe if you guys were wearing some Fair Harbor or something. Hang, I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready to move on from what you did at DSW. It's a normal bodily function.

I know, but that's just such a shoe store. Yeah. A strip ball shoe store. Yeah. BM. Yeah, it was a, it was a, you know, you're the strip mall BM King. It was a pretty pleasant experience.

You're the strip mall BM God. I'm not, no, I'm not. I just did, it was a one-off situation. God, you just know it's no crazy in there. Yeah. Yeah. What I've been digging lately is Fair Harbor, y'all. Okay.

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What was the chat saying? Someone was a pirate Dredd Roberts asked, did you break another toilet seat at the DSW? Dude, you're the strip mall, be on God. Toilet seat helped me up just fine. And then I just completely forgot about this, the encyclopedia of circling back here. at least the cashier didn't walk in on door and mid-wipe like the coffee shop.

I completely forgot that. I was, I wasn't mid-white. Remember this? Yeah, but where was this? Was this at Breckenridge? No, this was at the coffee shop. No,

at the bottom floor of the Lauren Hotel at Riverside and... It's a nice hotel, yeah. Classy. And the lock is just, it's really confusing how it works. So I was like, okay, I locked it.

And I even gave like a little tug to make sure it was locked because it was wonky. It wasn't. And so I'm in there. I'm sitting down. I'm doing my business and one of the young ladies who worked there walked in on me. She goes, oh, shut it real fast. And I finished my business and exited as fast as I could. Did you make eye contact? These are the same questions I asked you whenever you told this. But did you at least like, be like, well, I go, who? I didn't, I couldn't get a word out. It was, I was like, who? I let her know someone was in there was a Fuck you, bud. And it wasn't like, there was no stall.

It's just like you open the door and there's just a toilet and a sink. It was just a single, you know, situation like that. I've all been there. It was bad. I don't know if I've ever been there. Have you never? Not like that. I definitely have twice, I think.

And then I may have walked in on someone too. I've definitely done that. I've had a, okay, I've been walked in on in a stall. It's just as embarrassing to be the one walking in. Yeah. As it is to be the walked in on. Yeah. Because it's like, you're both in this weirdly.

weird, you know, environment. And it's like, I just, we both just want to be out of here. Somebody in the chat asks, was she hot? I don't know. You're not even monitoring the chat. Yes, I am. You can't see the chat. I got neural link.

I got neural link. I don't know. Shoot, sure. That would be a good meet cute. I know, like, you're married now, but like, like, how'd you guys meet? Oh, my God. It's the funniest story. He was the BM God.

We weren't sure about Dylan because because Sarah walked in on him taking his shit at the coffee shop. We thought that was really weird. But we got to know him. So we all know how. We taught him out of Lockador. What the hell was wrong with this lock? It was just confusing lock.

Nothing's worse than lock at our old studio, which we shared with other offices. Because we talked about this before. it's all one big piece frame where it's like handicapped stall then toilet and they all share like the same frame and the doors the problem was like it was put together poorly so it didn't fit tight so like the door the lock you would turn it and you'd see the little like lock shoot out but it wasn't far it wasn't close enough to where it would actually lock on anything so you could get it right up against it but if somebody like opened the door at the stall next your door would fly open yep and if somebody just breathe on it, your door flies open. That was a really bad one. And that's one, like, if you were in there at the same time as somebody else, it felt like you were, it felt like you were on the love seat, the love toilet.

Yeah, those stalls were weirdly. It's like, I'm way too close to this human. And then Dylan, you had your foot on, you'd always tap your foot. I never understood without Matt. You'd always do like this little tap thing. Tap, tap, tap. I don't remember that.

I don't remember it either. What was that about? I don't know. I don't know. You got in trouble at an airport. I'll always remember the day that we met Dylan. We were shopping for new heels, and I had to go to the bathroom. And little that I know, the man of my dreams was going to be sitting right there on the toilet.

There was a men and women's facility. So, dude, that's a, that's a, what listener said that? That's my listener of the week. What? The coffee shop pole. Oh, that was Evan Rogers. That was a long time ago. That was a long time ago.

And I had completely wiped it, so to speak, from my memory. Yeah. Probably a year and a half ago. Was it? Yeah. Interesting. Anyways, me, I guess. People don't realize that Dylan gargoyles.

You got the feet up. Stop telling them stuff that I do that I don't actually do. It's better for the... All right, do the damn... What is the segment? What is this crap? It's a anti-starter pack. What does that mean?

Oh, no. Let's just keep talking about Dylan pooping. It's things that represent the opposite of what Randy's about. Okay, so like love of country. Yeah. What? No, let's do it. And this is Randall Trembacki.

He's the producer here. And, you know, he's, uh, he is, what socks are those? Jesus. Look how bunched up they are. Oh, yeah. These are some Haynes. I need to get some. What's cool?

Those are like some, they're bad. They're bad. They're 80s like jazzercise sucks. They're bad right now. Hold on, dude. Bro. They're bad. Okay.

So a starter pack are, are things, items that represent somebody. Anti-starter pack is the opposite. Can I do one more thing on the sock? Yeah. Is the elastic not, is it like so old that the elastic will wrap around your calves because like they're just falling down and scrunch? Yeah. That's a scrunch that like would make intern Reagan like even intern Reagan wouldn't scrunch like that.

Remember him? Oh yeah. He had the best scrunch. He's just a good dude. Just a goaded scrunch, man. But that is just, I'll post a pick. All right. You ready?

All right. Let me get my list out here. You go first on. Fun fulfilling weekend. I've been having some bleakens. Fun fulfilling weekends. Okay, I put it as I had outgoing weekends. Yeah, what's going on there, dude?

Are you okay? I mean, I used to like go out every weekend and stuff. It's just right now spending, have so much money that I'm going to spend in May and June that I'm just, I'm staying in like not going to go out. And I'm also 32 now, so things are there. And then my girlfriend that definitely does exist lives in Hawaii. So it's like, it's a lot easier just be like, I'm just not going to go on the weekends and save as much money as possible

because got a lot of bachelor parties and weddings and we don't have a little. Yeah, we get it. You just want to smoke a little weed. I gave that up really for Lent, but we're back on. I did a little last night. We're back on the shit.

Watch the little generation kill, Dave. Do you like, did you finish it? No, we have three episodes left, but we watch three episodes. That's it. You know what? Good for you. Are you going to get mad if Binder jokes? They're kind of jokes.

And I'm not completely serious. They're jokes. Hey, we're just joking. Okay, ready? Okay, see this. Looking cool on a bike. Okay, I don't care about looking cool on a bike. I know.

Everyone cares. I know, you know. You're doing the right thing. The neon just caught us off guard. Uh-huh. You're supposed to, no, you wore it. You just looked so hardcore. The more I can be visible to drivers is more important than me.

You're right. You are right, Randy. Hey, we're just busting balls here. We only rest the ones we like. All right, I got one. Selecting free items from sponsors without prolonged hassle or questioning. That's good. That's pretty good.

He just blows bread up about it. It's not become more that like, I know he gets so annoyed by. it so I like pushing his buttons with that but also I don't I just like being thorough if we're gonna actually like get a free product and talk about it I want to make sure I get the right one but I love you know me I love fucking with Brett

you do okay ready steakhouses I would say a fancy restaurant just put that as fine dining yeah fine dining is a good way to put it we did a company Christmas party at Perry's Perry's well known in this town.

He chose Longhorn Steakhouse for one of his dinners. You're right. He did. Of course, that's not fine dining. It's dining. It's dining. It's dining. It's fine.

Yes. We went to Perry's and Perry's is great. And I know you like the pork job from Perry's. That's true. But the first Christmas party we did there, it was big group of us. Remember how faded it was? Oh, yeah. Randy ordered a steak.

And at the dinner, Randy had been with the company. I don't know, like maybe a year and a half, two years. Randy's just like, mine's too salty. And like, to be fair, it might have been a little rich. But I remember you distinctly at the table being like, I don't really like mine. A little salty. I do not remember that.

He was at the end of the, like, the head of the table. But I remember that being like, oh, Randy's like, he's picky about his steak. He's a picky steak guy. Which I do respect. Okay. It was more than like, I think it was waste.

Like I've had steak from there again and like it wasn't as bad. That day was like, I felt like it was really, really salty that they oversalted it. Like, uh, like some punk in the kitchen played a joke where they like,

unscrewed the salt shaker a little bit and somebody dumped the whole thing on. Who would do that? You. You would do that. Perfectly pronouncing common everyday words. What do you mean? What do you mean?

Reassurgence. Resurgence time. Mm-hmm. Yeah, don't take me to a fancy dinner. I don't want to be there. I don't want to be there. Comfortable weather. Oh, yes.

Randy needs it to be at least 98 degrees in humidity of, like, the highest order. I would say at least 85. There's one, so every lifelong Texas will come and be like, God, I'm so fucking over it. This is fucking Dylan and I being those two people. and ranao can be like that's best fucking thing ever and like we're just sweating our ding-dongs off it's because randy pulls up in the fucking athletic tech neon just glistening oh it's not even athletic tech man that's pure cotton is it really has a haines cotton uh brett and i'll be out there like oh look at this coal front coming through dude's gonna

oh gonna have cool cold actually cold crispy mornings randy's like mm I know it's like the most beautiful, perfect, cool weather, and it's like, I hate it. All right. If I wanted this, I'd go back to Indiana. Yeah, I'll be shivering. I've definitely, like, teeth chattered, shivered in like 50-degree weather. Okay. I got one here.

Okay. Inexensive, low-sugar, well cocktails. Yeah. When's the last time you just ordered like a vodka soda? If I'm out at the bar, getting drinks. If he's paying for himself. Me. If I'm paying for it, if I'm paying for it, then I will.

If it's on the company, he's going to, he's going to load it. He's going to load that. Okay. You're damn right. Can I, can I, I, I don't even know if I ever said anything because it wasn't that big video. It was funny, though. Speaking of Perry's, one time you and Will were gone.

It was just the three of us here for like Thursday and Friday or something. So I took Randy and Brett to Perry's to get the pork chop because I've got the pork chop deal on Friday. This is like four years ago. So we went and we got the pork chop. And I don't think I got a drink. Brett might have got like a lunch pino or something. No.

Randy ordered like a $22 old-fashioned. I thought Brett did an old-fashioned too and that's why I got it. I'm pretty sure we both got old-fashioned. It wasn't that big of a deal. It was just funny. I was like, Randy's so like not. high maintenance until it comes time to possibly get like a nice, absurdly craft cocktail.

We went to carve for a Christmas dinner and Randy, I think, spent like a hundred, he like charged $120 in cocktails. Like he went to the- He went to the signature cocktail list. No, not three. It was like at least five. You were, and they were all like $20, $24. I was like, dude, you got to slow down.

How does your body manage that? Yeah, sweet. To be young. As long as he's not paying for it. He'll go off on you. Okay. Oh, here's one. This is one.

Maybe he's gotten better about this one. Showing up on time to a gathering or a party. Randy loves showing up an hour in, dude. He makes a grand entrance. He does, dude. He does it to Brett's. Even the, his own dinner. The MLR, Matt's night.

He's like, he's the last one there. That is not true. That is not true. because the first time I got there early because I thought it was like an important like oh like we need to be there on time and like what about the most recent one most recent one I did show when you went to it early

and there's nobody there you knew so I was one of the first people and I also have found out about myself I get really antsy if I'm the first person to someone and I'm waiting around I fucking hate it everyone hates that so it sucks so it's it's one I'm always just a late person because of my time management but also I never want to be an early person I will be one

of the last ones to show up, but I'm also going to be one of the last ones to leave. And also, like, Brett, Brett will show up early to a party, which I think is insane. I think Sally and I had to yell at him for it. Like, if the party's at eight, eight o'clock, he's like, yeah, I'll show up at like 7.30, seven, five, seven, five, five, and like, dude, if the party's at eight, you cannot get there until eight, 15. Unless you're bringing something vital, like, unless you're there to help side. I thought there was a presentation or something at the MLR event.

That's why he got there right on time. That what? He thought we were rubbing show. Well, you know what? I mean, it is like a, in theory, could be a networking thing. Then I had to be there for like 20 or 30 minutes by myself. Then Brett showed up and then you guys showed up like 15 years later. Then you disappeared to go eat flautas with some lady at a table.

Floutas suck. You're no fond, dude. Floutas absolutely. That's why your weekends are so bleak. You don't need floutas. But yeah, no, I will show off fashion. No, hold on. I think it's you.

I've got one more that you probably have. Easily sliding his skinny buns into some jeans. It is hard sometimes. He's tooted out. You're toot it up, dude. Not what you got? Minor deviations in the podcast plan. No one told me about this.

Dude, okay, you were, this is, Brett was filling in one time. We were going live. Wait, no, it was a coffee Friday. It was a coffee Friday. It was me and Brett. And Brett's like, Let's do a cold. Like, it's like, Ray's got the countdown on in like 30 seconds before the show.

Brett's like, let's just do a cold open. Let's just do it. And we're like, yeah, all right. And Randy, Ray. I've never seen a more mad at him. I'm the producer. It's my fucking call. And like, he just came in here.

It was like, as the countdowns like 10 seconds and I'm doing all this fucking bullshit. He's like, let's just do a cold open. But doesn't that just mean not hitting the intro song button? Isn't that all it means for you? It means I like, I had a whole process and this is very early. Ray has got the checklist, dude. I have the checklist, dude. I have the checklist.

I've never seen him and Brett more mad at each other. Like, I know- I know exactly what buttons to hit all that. And then like he just said like in five seconds, no, because there's a different like process I would have to do and make sure that I have to click it. I have to click this to go like that like like. Like, like, so much like Brett, like just shut the fuck up.

You don't know what I have to do over here. Was it not a, was it a hot open? No, it was not a cool. I don't remember what we ended up doing. I just remember being like, I remember just laughing. It's just, it's just, it's just. so crazy within like 10 seconds of going live just saying, hey, let's just completely change the plan right now. And I was just like, no, it still pisses me off. It was so casual. We were just

sitting. He's like, dude, because we were like, you know, talking back and forth. And it was like, all right, 30 seconds. And me and Brad, let's just, let's just continue. Let's run a cold. Just just get going. And ran and he was like, what's flustered. It's annoying. There's a lot of shit to do over here. We almost did a cold open. There was just them arguing. I think we might have. Would have been entertaining. Then, bro, was like, why are we on, like, a 30-second delay? I'm like, I don't know in case you say a slur or something like that. All right.

I got one here. Really cool, non-nerdy general interests. See, that's just, that's just bully Dorn right there. That's not bully Dorn. Dave didn't even listen. He wasn't even listening. We just got something for later. For what?

Later that episode? One of the things on the runny. Oh. Sorry. I said really cool non-danny general interests. I do share a lot of those with him. I think a lot of people. But I'm not reading like Dungeon Master Mike or whatever he's

What's the book? Dungeon Crawler Carl. Dungeon Crawler, Carl. That's pretty close. Dungeon Master Mike's a DJ actually. Dungeon Master Mike. He used to tour at the Beastie Boys. Yeah.

I mean, I sympathize and even relate to a lot of Randy's nerd gene. He just, he has it like... I'm telling you, being a nerd is becoming mainstream now. Sure for sure. Fantasy is more mainstream, anime is more mainstream. Yeah, you bought some pop punk shoes. Yeah, you bought some pop punk shoes.

They're not pop punk. They are, they are skater adjacent, though. I already have skater shoes, man. You know that. You have some metneys? No, my other nobs are skater. Ah. What are the shoes?

Are those the shoes I'm thinking that, or I thought those were? Maybe. I bet you had some lows, some newbie lows. Nope. I see, my first, my first newbie lows, don't see the Cooper flag era has really taken all these and

yeah, that still bugs me that Brad tried to go like cold open. It does. That's the one. It does bug me. For me, it's the short back swing for Randy is that. It's for someone that doesn't understand anything about production,

just be like, oh, why don't we just do this as we're about to like a whole plan is in place? It's like, he's still, it pisses me off. Someone that doesn't know how I do my job. tries to tell me to do my job. I'd hesitate to call it a plan.

I don't think you were telling you how to do your job. He was trying to tell me to do my job. He just wanted to mix it. He's just like, you know what? Let's just fucking mix it up. He just wanted to riff. It was a Friday. He's probably a little Celsius to up. Well, then he can be the producer.

Oh. Yeah. That's touched a nerve, dog. It's just annoying. I have three more. They're like, they're not my great ones. Do it, do it, do it. Just rapid fire?

Yeah, give him a rapid fire. Keeping his meat off the T. Oh, yeah, you did put your stencil on the TL. Finding a girlfriend that goes to the same school. And setting up a completely wireless studio for the boys. That's a good one. Someone put that in the chat too. I had seeing a young, finding a partner who lives within a thousand miles.

On the same body of land. True. That's good. The wires. well that's a good one she'll be back in the lower 48 the contiguous shark did you know she went shark diving i hope i get to meet her she went shark diving i and i heard yeah she's cooler than me that's not for me i couldn't do it in a cage yep uh galapcos sharks she said that apparently on they usually get like three to four sharks

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You saw the Vrable. Do you see this, Kiff? The Mike Vrable news, he's going to attend counseling on day three. I saw it, yeah. But I thought they weren't up to anything nefarious. Per her, per him, he had some tough. This is kind of, this is sad because it's like, anytime it's like I'd have some tough conversations with my family,

Like, you know what that means. Sure. And the team. I'm still so confused by the whole situation. Someone reached out to me who's from the area where this hotel was. And they said this is, because I said it was a remote because it looked remote from the pictures. They said it is actually not remote at all. It's by, you know, civilization.

Read that from the New York Post. Diana Rossini and married Mike Rable caught kissing at NYC Bar and bombshell new photos. taken six years before the scandal? I have not seen that. The point I'm making is you're two famous people. You're out in the open together, holding hands. Someone's going to see you. Yeah, like Vrabble's a big guy.

Any guy who follows the NFL knows who Mike Vrable is. I would know Mike Vrable. Anyone would. Six years ago, so that was right before Tennessee. Was he still in the league six years ago? No. But I mean like before he was the coach. Yeah. Anyway, the whole situation is sad.

Either way, like the crazy, outside of like the obvious, it's like the complete lack of secrecy. They're in a New York City bar kissing. New York City. Yeah. Big Apple. A highly populated area for those who don't know, New York City. People are going to see you. Oh, we forgot Randy beer.

Randy hates beer. Yeah. Well, I kind of talked. The cocktail thing. Yeah, it kind of kind of touched on it a bit. and coffee um is my three favorite thing i was kind of cracking up so i i completely forgot that the draft was today until yesterday i thought it was next week and i was like oh and then you get the news that he's going to attend counseling he's going to miss the uh he's going to miss those back in picks

don't really matter that much you know you might find a they absolutely matter we talk you might find yeah come on what are you know it's like a tom brady okay you know find uh what's uh what's my guy in Francisco? I don't know. I don't know. Who's your guy in San Francisco? I don't know. They're a quarterback, the Iowa State kid. His name, I'm... Oh, Purdy? Yeah, Brock Purdy. Yeah. No, but it is funny that it's like, do you, we need you here. We need you here day one, day two, night one and two. But why didn't he put it off until, you know, next week? Great question. It's the offseason. To make it, make it more of a public, to actually, like, I think that...

Like a punishment factor? Yeah, it punitive a little bit. kind of a, this will be like your, we're not going to suspend you from the team or anything like that, but like this is kind of like, hey, look, we're making a spectacle of it. For at least six years. Yeah. Okay, since those pictures exist,

I'm talking about the ones from New York City. New York City. They haven't been made public. Right. Of course, the post gets them. But like, it makes me wonder if there's some kind of, arrangement that these married couples have, you know?

Yeah, I mean. To be so brazenly in public like that. You're right. I would think that part of that arrangement is like, no rub it in my face. Yeah. Not literally, but you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, Campbell. Yeah.

And if that's what they choose to do, I, you know, I can't have a problem. But that's not behind closed doors. It's not my business to have a problem with their decision. Would you have recognized Rusini? Yes. I think I would. It would have been like a wait, why do I know you? I wouldn't.

I wouldn't be like, oh, that's Diana Rossini, but like, she works in sports media. Yeah. I know that. I don't know the name. Yeah. But Rable, obviously, I know who he is. Yeah. This is a weird situation, man.

I did not know about the older picture. Is it more weird for your team to be dealing with that or your pre-draft team conference where the owner slash GM is taking questions from the media? your head coach is there at the table your director head of player personnel who's kind of the GM really the GM

is there as well and there's a reporter asking a question and then he's interrupted by the owner of the team says hang on the presidents here and Bill Clinton walks in old slick Willie that's not

is that weird I mean like well I did know I do have a lot of stories I didn't know I'd have sex relations with that woman. Like, we are, as cowboy fans, this is normal. This isn't that weird to me.

I mean, it's weird, but it's not like, I'm not like texting, like, what the fuck? Did you see Jerry Jones trip getting up to greet him? Yeah. It almost fell down. I mean, that would have been, he would have fallen down those, like, two little steps. That would have been, that could have been really bad. Yeah. He falls on the ex-president.

Like, to people not. in Cowboy Nation. Like, this has got to be preposterous. Bill Clinton interrupted the pre-draft. It's weird. Every draft is important, but this is like a notably, like, hey. It looked very... We got a new defensive coordinator.

Our defense was generationally bad last year. We're going to do... This is a serious... Bill Clinton's here. They looked generally surprised to see him walk in, too. Like, this is not expected. Which is kind of crazy because it's a president. So there's all sorts of secret service.

around like they probably had all sorts of like when i saw do klein get to meet him he said he was going to but did he i don't know you didn't you didn't tell us when i saw rudy juliani at the brooks brother's outlet in sam marcus texas at the outlet in like 2007 when he was uh still a very hot name to get the gop nomination he was driving from austin to san antonio to go to like a go raise money at some deal i see rudy juliani in there I walk outside, dude, it is like, there was like five black expeditions murdered out in Secret Service. For Rudy, huh? For Rudy.

That's a lot. Okay. So you can imagine what that the scene was with an ex-president, I would think. Did I tell you that my sister used to live in, actually the apartments that used to live in on Lake Austin Boulevard? Yeah, Jenna Bush lived in the building next to her. and she said that she's had just like black, like murdered out Suburban's at all times just parked outside. She said she felt really safe living there. Yeah, that's funny.

I wonder if she ever went to Deep Eddy. That's right over there by Deep. I wonder Jenna Bush. That was on her old haunts. I don't know. That was during the fake ID years. Deep Eddy. Look at this guy wearing his Deep Eddy shirt, giving him a free pub.

What are they paying you? Huh? I'm all. Yeah, they give me a free pitcher every time I'm there. Oh, that's nice. I do like that bar. Most people do. Yeah, it's just funny to me.

Just the little cowboy side show. Yeah. It's not enough that like, oh, if you would have heard after the fact that like former president Bill Clinton, you know, they got the Arkansas connection, he was in town, so he stopped by. You'd be like, oh, okay, that's random and it's weird that he went to the star. Like, you know, they got the draft coming up. It's even more weird that that was absolutely a planned, hey, interrupt, this is going to get

some buzz. Watch this. interrupt the press coffins because he didn't just do that without jerry elbows before surely yeah i mean they're like arkansas like they they both they yeah they know each other well they've enjoyed a cocktail together they probably enjoyed a number of things together yeah maybe a longhorn steak yeah i'm pretty stoked for the draft yeah just fun man how uh how many times are you going to tweet out the Miami Dolphins clapping. I got it ready to go.

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Let me just take a sip of mine. Fill her up. You used to fill me up. well he's fill me up man i gotta say i did not realize i need to stop dwelling on it but how much that pissed me off that fred did that well i just i just uh rehash he's over there just i'm stewing over here i forgot about that see if you can get bread in here real quick and no i thought no let's put it no it's gonna get it's gonna get it's gonna get it's gonna get it's just annoying to me if he would have given me a minute like a full minute to prepare for it

then i've been like yeah we could do cold open but it was within like five 10 seconds it's like pretty much, I'm trying to think of what it's like, like, if you were on the starting line for a mile race and they go, okay, on your marks, get set. Okay, you guys run 100 meters. Go. And I was like, you can't just fucking do that as we're about to go live. Like, that's what it felt like. Like, if he's asked like a minute beforehand, I would have been fine with it.

But as like the countdowns like getting stuff, it was ridiculous. I feel like I remember being on board with you. I think you were, but like the things are like counting down. and like I can't just change everything as it's happening. You can't just change everything. You can't just change your rules because you don't like how I'm doing it. I mean, he was just trying to help the show. Just do something more different.

Yeah. And if you give me at least like 30 seconds to a minute. Let's just drop it. Oh, here he is. Here he is. What's up, man? I didn't realize you were coming in here.

Hey, now that we got you, it's Brett, Brett Merriman, ladies gentlemen. You're going to do some work on that mic. Yeah, sorry, bud.

That's, You can sit next to me. Well, it's not any better. There's a hat there. I don't know what's going on. You're walking into a fucking. No, no, no. We're not, it's not us.

So we did Randy's anti-starter pack. Sure. One of the mine was any minor deviation from the podcast plan. Oh, God forbid you cold open. He knows. Here it is. Here it is. And I said.

I want to let's let's put it to bed. So it doesn't come up. I realize I've been the initiator of this and I apologize. Is it actually tense in here? Well, not from us. He's just, he's upset. I was saying I forgot how much it fucking upset me that you tried to backseat produce that. Oh, yeah.

No, I did. And then I was like, ha, ha. Then it wasn't a ha. And I was like, okay, okay. Do you remember it was a coffee Friday? It was just me, you and Randy,

if I, if I remember, if I remember if we actually did the cold open? No. What did we do? I thought, did we not? No,

because you gave me five seconds to do a cold open. Like, it was ridiculous. Because what, my recollection is we were talking just like, this. Yeah. And like, we were, we were having a good conversation about something, whatever.

And you're just like, you recognize and you're like, yeah, let's just do a cold open. And I was like, yeah, fuck it. Let's do it cold. It's coffee Friday. Yeah. It's coffee Friday. If you had hit record and go live on what we were talking about, it would have been a perfect, perfect cold open. And then to Randy, as we, Randy, and this isn't a, a slight at Randy, but Randy's very like by the, like he has his process.

Literally has a piece of paper printed out, which is helpful in other people produce. But the deviation there was like, I remember it just, we were like, well, we're going live. And I remember it being a little bit like, oh, oh. This is also like the third time we'd ever gone live with like the new program too. So I'm learning this program. And Brett gives me five seconds to completely try to do something before we go live. And it's just, it's just an insane thing to ask. I was, if we remember, Happy Hour Live, formerly a great show from Washed Media during COVID times.

I was the I was the producer for that and I would just hit go live and the host as well and the host good host and my process was everybody ready hit live

and it was just we were on YouTube I'm staying out of this yeah and that's called low low production quality I think some of our best viewed videos

they're different they were good we should I don't know just bringing those back people would watch it okay I just I just wanted

give you guys a chance to just kind of say your piece and then reveal your pieces and then say all right we're good yeah now that i've revealed my piece i mean it it all comes back to the shrimp incident and so this was way prior this was way prior to shrimp incident so did you put like you put you guys going to kiss fine you put did you put on randy's anti uh anti respecting shrimp respecting each other's plates like by any chance I mean I guess that was part of the whole fine dining thing that was something I'd do just to make myself feel alive

fine dining was on your anti list yeah what might might just be like fun amusement yeah that's impressed watching television watching television now that you're in here hot weather I think you just get I think I got we got him for comfortable weather oh yeah he hates it he needs a hot

I'm a lizard man eating lunch as it going on me yeah yeah yeah solid food covers it you just you just grazes the snack box for lunch seriously you you saves you save so much money on that snack box it's good yeah i don't i have my process i have a protein shake and a power bar and then maybe a chip or a pretzel and that's kind of my daily do we need more dots we do do i might make a run tomorrow we're pretty good on i mean we need to keep an eye out for honey

barbecue sun chips yeah dude i mean Costco i feel like is the last one to get the new stuff i'm real i might go by just my deviate i might deviate from the plan a little bit and go hit a hb for those those new sun chips you know they got a new flavor you hear about this i heard honey barbecue is in the mix i dog i'm curious to try because i'm like you i'm skeptical i have low expectations off the rip but i'm willing to go there just loaded with flavor well randy's right here i already said my piece right it. Can you guys hug on camera? I didn't know what the piece is.

He says, I'm the producer. Let me produce. Can you shake hands? Let me produce. No cold opens. Okay, you, Brett, you, you don't have to fully apologize, but you should acknowledge, acknowledge his gripe, but Randy, you have to acknowledge his gripe about the shrimp that you stole from his plate.

Oh, I already acknowledge it. I said, I said I was sorry, and then you said that you didn't accept my apology or something like that. Correct. Yeah. And I will acknowledge your gripe, but I will not say sorry. How about that? Look at that.

We reach a whole straight-of-her-moos over here. I don't watch the news. What's that mean? Something about politics. Something about politics. Technology and stuff. What's going on, Dylan? Yeah, I don't know.

What's it mean? This is what happens when, new kick-dil. See, you noticed that there on them. Second time if someone's pointing them out on this here show. Goodness. They're kind of nice, right? Look at Randy's ultra-scrunchy socks.

Did they go back down? Yeah, I'm going to get rid of these. these ones. Oh, boy. They're bad, yeah. Yeah, that's a tough scene over there. Yeah, they're bad. You look like, you know, like cool, cool Gen Z girls in New York are wearing, like, those scrunchy ballet socks? No, I have no clue. I've never conserved those.

That's what, that's what Rainey's got going. You look like you're going to Pure Bar after this. You do look like you're going to Pilates. Yeah. Jazzercise. You got those, you pulled those up over your yoga pants. Imagine you're rainy in yoga pants. Oh, that would be a problem.

be a crime. I'll tell you, the bird dogs yoga pants are probably the softest, most comfortable pants I've ever owned in my life. Just throwing that out. That's crazy. Did you have a picture

on your Instagram wearing those? No, there's no longer there. I have no idea. Why do we keep on bringing this? It's weird. Randy, your bird dogs, that's going to somehow end up on TV and they're commercial,

even though they're not a current sponsor. Oh, how they're so comfortable. Yeah, they're just going to, like, they have like an AI thing that combs the podcast world and just finds clips. It's like, Yeah, this guy's in our commercial now.

I just put their vortex football in my car. If guys ever wanted to have a catch. I'm good, man. That's cool. I tried to buy a football academy the other day. We need an office football, but we do. One, they didn't have any in our size. And if you did buy one in our size, it's like $150.

What? $150 for like a standard good football. Is that because the straight of her muse? I think there's... Oh, the footballs are getting Turned away? I think we probably produce them domestically, no? With leather

From like the Great Plains? Look at these things. Let's see. You gotta get like a real one, right? Yeah, you're looking at the... Yeah, I'm on the Amazon. This is all trash. I got football in my trunk too as well.

Yeah, $20. $120 for like the real deal. Jeez, man. And I wanted the Duke and that was $150. Yeah, the Duke's... That's a different story. And I was thinking, like, this shows. were mine out i was thinking like 30 dollars

30 bucks i mean you can get a 30 football is it's gonna feel like a 30 dollar football though yeah but i do the day i don't know if i need fucking one i don't really need a game ready football

we have a mini football here yeah we do we need a game ready for what you're talking we have a mini football in here i think remember that guy that just ran and gave it to us we were outside throwing the vortex and this guy's like is it on the it's on the roof a ball isn't it i don't remember that i think it's on the roof or do we get it i don't know is it

on the roof. It was like the perfect like small mini football for like bringing out a boat. But he just like got out of his car. He's like, oh, you guys are out here to here. And then he went into his car and got it and throw it to us. And we're like, all right, here you go. He's like, nah, just keep it. We're like, all right. Yeah, that was a really random interaction. It was. It was. Shots to him. I believe he played touch with us for a while. Yeah, he did. He had a good arm. Yeah. He was throwing uphill also. That's right. Underrated. Some random guy. Shouts to that random guy. Shouts to that random guy. Thanks for hopper. on, Brett, and taking the heat, man.

Yeah, good work. Thanks for having us. I'm glad Randy and I could shore pieces and squash the beef. Good work. If you got any more shrimp, let your boy know. You know, I am doing a crawfish boil this weekend. I don't know if you classify those as shrimp, but. No, they're not shrimp.

No, I mean they're. You're going to boil crawfish yourself. Crestation. No, my boy, Aaron, he has, he has the whole process down. I baked a couple of clams two weekends ago. They were fantastic. Rave reviews. Sounds great.

From the clam bait. That's another one that goes on Brett's anti-bleak ends. He's always doing something on the weekend. Yeah, he's hashtag dealing things. You just constantly, whether it be crawfish boils, bachelor parties, weddings, you always got something going on. I mean, that's my next three weekends right there. Two-day crawfish boil, bachelor party in Austin, thank God.

Yes. And then wedding in New York. Which Brett and I are both going on. It will be go-karting at Coda, actually at Cota this time. That is confirmed. not like last time where I thought we were doing Kota. I'm going to spin Randy's ass out so fucking hard. Hey, hey, we'll see.

We'll see. This is a redemption tour for Brett because I'm pretty sure I podiumed and someone didn't. I, my car, dude, look, my car was, with the goat carts we were in, I could have my foot to the gas. We did three heats, right? First heat, I won by like three seconds, time-wise. I was, I cruised. second heat i'm like we didn't we switched cars every time i didn't have the same one i knew immediately i called the pit crew and i was like guys what are we doing here yeah right front's loose right rear's loose

third car the full foot to the to the floor and i was getting passed on straightaways i'll give it to front he's not making excuses here he was definitely top four on the other two heats every time and then like he placed like six because of his car so car was not good getting just getting just and smote on straighties the uh i'm sure there's a comp j bone he was in the check to tell us who the comp would be for up dsr chicken it was i was like i was like for step and i almost retired i called the radio i said guys i can't fucking do this anymore like what are we fucking doing you call who's the red bull yeah i called the team the chimneys team i was in the chimneys three car um but dillon uh when dylan got those shoes he went to ds w

and he had a BM what's DSW it's a shoe store it's a designer shoe wear yeah shoe store I think I bought a suitcase from there once maybe

but I had to I had to go number two a while I was there does the story DSWBM yeah it was a good one too do they have a bathroom there like what do you

yeah I would hope so pretty nice like you have to ask like you go somewhere like oh it's not for yeah you just clearly Mark is nice. You go through the back, like you walk through their, like, where they clocked in.

Dude, there are much worse places to poop. Popolote now, you have to go to the front. You know, you've been to Popolota. You have to ask for a key. I've actually never been to Papalota. And you're just like, really? Really? It's right.

There are two bathrooms right here. And you have to, it's kind of a humiliation ritual. You got to walk with the big old, it's like the big key with the hilarious, like a gas station. I always went having to use the bathroom at a fast food place. Like, hey, is the door locked? And they're like, oh, it's open now. It's like, okay. I didn't want you guys know that I was using your bathroom.

Oh, I think that pop a little to that corner, though, can get interesting. Yeah, I get it. They clearly have had some issues. Yeah. That's, that's fair. That's fair. That's fair. Brett Merriman, ladies and gentlemen.

Thanks, guys. Have we good rest of the show. It's probably a good sport, man. Thanks, Brett. Let's talk about our weekend and fun. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off.

Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party, and it was. I got yelled at by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and they'd go a little. Little more trials, let's go. So we get a fun presented by Tocovas. Hmm, man.

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Point your toes west. See site for details. Dillon. Oh, thanks for asking. Big baseball weekend. Parks has a game Friday and a game Sunday. pretty excited about that getting back in that batters box after a tough outing the last time i ordered him a uh an elbow guard hopefully he'll feel a bit more uh confident in the box there

has he thrown a little bit yeah we had practice last night he's he's he's he's fine he said it was sore took a little motron before the before practice and he was fine that's something that would have me like out for two three weeks a deep bone bruise or whatever that was it was nary man but yeah he's doing good saturday i'm Going out to the ranch, haven't been out there in a couple months now, going to see my mom, taking Chelseaals and parks out there. And I think my sister will be out there. And just a little family time, man. What's it on the menu?

I don't know yet. I don't know yet. My stepdad usually cooking something up for us. That's all I got. I think it's going to be nice out for most of the weekend, I think. Randall. Well, if it's going to be nice out, then I'm going to try to tan this weekend. Try to get good old.

Don't lie. You're not leaving your couch. I mean, I'll leave to go to my pool to just do the same thing. It's just lounge. But no, another weekend coming up. Definitely going to work on this project

that I've been working on, this gift. I hope I can get actually like finished. I mean, I got like half it left to do. But if I put my nose to the grindstone, I think I can get it done, David. He still hasn't told us what this is.

what is it because it's the person that they might listen so i just i don't want to really you know talk about i can talk you i'll talk off pod i'll talk off pod okay off pot we can talk right put differently yeah yeah yeah is that it so i'll tell you after the podcast um saturday i think we're doing a little little face time date with the girlfriend might go to this the there's an art festival by us oh if you didn't know by the, you know, that. Rini Van Gogh's. I don't think so.

It's more local artists. But I mean, I think if you don't have anything to do this weekend, I'll see what you're up to. I think it's a good thing to bring the kids to, too. I went to it kind of last year. It's right by, you know, my place at that sports center. It's just like local artists. But they have a, I think they have like a band and there's some like food vendors. The food fighters?

Yes, the food fighters. Food fighters. They have. It's arts, then go, cut his ear off. They have this. of little bicycle things that are giant bugs that like the kids can ride around in and stuff. So it was pretty cool. I just stopped buying my bike last year and they're doing again this there. So I might go through there, have her on FaceTime, see if we want to get any art.

Thank you for reminding me. I don't think we're going to approve that expense, that bicycle from Bruno. Dylan, I don't think we're going to, if we don't need that at the office, I don't really know what really? We don't. No, why would we need that? Dylan found that in a storage unit in Star Tribe, on it. What's the guy to say? Boom. That's a winner.

No, it's not like that. No, no. One guy says, yop to place a bid. But our favorite guy, the guy who just passed, everything has a dollar bill value to it.

That's a $200 bill right there, Brando. All day long, Brando. $35 bill there? $75 bill there. I've already made my money back. Everything else from this point is just profit. That's right.

That is right. It's that easy. But yeah, that's pretty much it just working on projects maybe tanning spring cleaning face time dates cute man hey go bud cute scene good stuff debut boy you got baseball we got one t ballgame saturday um hope the fields have dried out they're pretty fine we practiced last night you went over there well oh y'all went to y'all's field yeah okay um oh yeah hungry i heard that I could hear that one in the speaker, the headphones.

I was a gulper. I was a gulper. I just got an invite. Alyssa's, speaking of calendars, I got the, an invite. I was like,

ooh, where are we going? It just said, Bunko. Just her letting me know she's not going to be there tomorrow because she's going to Bunko. It's a calendar invite from my calendar. It comes to like,

okay, yeah, I get it. I'm aware. I'll accept. What does that even mean? She's got a very active social life with the gal. She hasn't been doing Bunko lately.

She's this first time in Bunko in a while. But yeah, Bunko is the most mom-coded game of all time. So I think I know what your next question is. What are you going to cook tomorrow? Yeah. I don't know. I'm open. Smoke something, bitch.

I did a tri-tip last weekend. So I don't know if I want to do that. I mean, like, I usually do beef. I'm usually a beef boy. What if you like did pork and like you you seasoned it really well and you like mash it up and like you formed in these little balls and you made a bunch of them and you brought them in for your coworkers some little pork balls of meat meatballs. What if you made some meatballs for everybody? Meat balls with pork? You made your yours made from pork? There's pork in it. I do pork in beef. That's just there's something about like the process of me having like a night to make a night. meal for myself. I rarely, I don't think I've ever done spaghetti and meatballs or like something like that. It's usually just like a, here's a big old piece of meat, season it, cook it real

quick, maybe do some broccoli, some asparagus. And that's the meal. Very primal. You know, just like our ancestors used to do with asparagus. Do you do assimilated hunt beforehand? I do, yeah. Actually, thank you for knowing that. I don't know. It's hard to say. Maybe I'll right about that. I am going to mention the tri-tip I did last weekend because the tri-tip has just ascended my meat rankings, might rank the meats today or something. We'll see. I think I'm going to try to watch all of Gen V this weekend too, so I can start talking to you guys about the boys. Two seasons of Gen V, please? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I need to watch the boys. I'll probably watch that tonight. And then Stars Saturday, game four. Let's go. Let's go put this thing. Let's go put it in check.

Let's go do it. Let's go get another one. Boy, it's buzzing, man. Hoof. The nights need a dub. The one-one. How's the... Tonight, reply.

I think so. How's the matchups in the, like, the bracket or whatever? Is there a chance that we get a Star, saves, SABs, Stanley Cup, is what I'm asking. Very, yeah, that's very much. They're on the other sides of it. They would meet in the Stanley Cup finals, as they did back in 1999, when the Dallas Stars hoisted the Cup.

Hey, I'm hoping for that. That'd be a very exciting time here. Yeah, it would be. I would have to go to a game. I'm sure Brett would join. All right. Well, let's do a quick little run in back before we get out of here. Please.

Of course, that's the segment during which we talk about, what we already talked about all week long. Dave will soon start wearing glasses. Plus, he has a bonus freckle on his eye. Yeah, I do. Randy is apparently the king of boners? What's that about? I'm Boner King.

What if Dave gets a new hairline and just turns into a total boy toy? It's a concern. That's the concern for people. Million dollar idea, pants door right outside the Vatican. When the pool opens, Dave's going to be bussing down on him in his fair harbor trunks all toot it up. That's just quality ad reading right there. That's why they pay. Finally, Randy's going to show them Gertrude, the family hog?

I do a hog reveal. If we get 30. And that concludes. 32 comments. Run it back. That's 32 comments on what? Spotify? Spotify, yeah.

If you're on YouTube, give us a like and comment on there too, but Spotify, I definitely like that. 31 comments was pretty nice. And don't forget tomorrow listener voicemails. Got to be a patron

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