Circling Back - Randy's Origin Story & Gas Station Boner Pills

Episode Date: April 16, 2025

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We are coming. Seems like a great time for a podcast here in America. It's podcast week and this is a circling back podcast. My name is David. I'm going to host. I'm going to drink this here. Zivia got my cell phone turned off and I'm ready to do this thing at a very high level in studio producing as Randy Trimbaki. Hi Dave. Going to wish a happy birthday to a nice European out there. He's doing his thing in like the thirties and forties. Funny little mustache.

You know what I'm talking about? What the fuck? Sir Charlie Chaplin, it's his birthday today. I thought you were talking about Hitler. Whoa, whoa. The way he pointed at your mustache. Why would I? Troubling. No, Sir Charlie Chaplin.

It's on 420. Yeah. I thought you were talking about the Kaiser. Nope. He did play the great dictator in one of his films, so making fun of Hitler. Yeah, it's his birthday today. I'll go out on a limb here and say, if you're into Charlie Chaplin at this point, Sir Charlie Chaplin, he was knighted. If you're

like a Charlie Chaplin aficionado, it's a big red flag, buddy. The only reason I know it is because in my little search bar on Microsoft, there's a little thing that says this is his birthday. You want to know a fun fact about his death? All right. I guess we're here. So, uh, not even a year after he died, some people grave robbed him and held his corpse for ransom to his widow. That's, that's not, that is beyond fucked up. That is really, it's really, Hey man, if you just wish a happy birthday to use any celeb out there, there are a lot of them, uh, that would be doing every show, but you know, well, I want just wish a happy birthday to just any celeb out there, there are a lot of them that would be doing every show. But you know, well, I want to know more about this corpse.

I want to know more about this corpse. It is very interesting. How did that? How did he get settled? We know they said in SEAL Team six, they had a police stinging. They they caught the guys and got the body back. Sting them up. Drop the cops. That's that's. Drop the bounds. That's the lowest of the low.

Yeah, that's not good. Sorry, your your husband died. Guess what? We have his corpse and you got to pay us to get it back. Shouldn't have been so famous. She don't shivery. Very happy to be here. I just want to share something

happened earlier. I had to use the restroom, so I said, hey, I got to use the restroom. Everybody wants to go in there before me. You know, whatever. There's a yeah. Let me sneak in real fast. He dropped the biggest mondo in there of all time.

And it's such a breach of so many different etiquettes. This didn't happen. This is something. Unethical. This didn't happen. It was, wow, dude. You speculated how funny it would have been if I had done that. But I didn't do that.

I went in there and peed actually quite quickly news right now It was it was the move that I don't the entire office is in here right now sort of respect it But it was fucked. I do need to comment. There's something that Dave does While using the bathroom, he's saying I've never been able to figure out Dave's time from like door open to because we can hear everything that happens. Not everything. Door open to stream hitting the water is like quick point three seconds. I don't know how you do it. Yeah. Well, I got a quick trigger. I don't even walk up to the toilet. I just I just let it

rip as soon as that door shuts no matter where I am in that bathroom. I know. I've never noticed that. Next time Dave uses the bathroom, especially if he's coming in from lunch or something, just pay a little attention to it. How can you hear my stream? I'm a fan on guy. You have the hard stream. Thank you. But no, it's not necessarily a compliment. He doesn't do fan on for streams. No, I don't. Yeah, you should.

Which you should. What? It muffles the sound, and we all appreciate it. Okay. all right. I just do the silent shooter on the side of the bowl. The grassy gnome? Streams, you're the one splashing everywhere. What did you say?

I'm not, you know, you hit the side of the bowl so that it doesn't, it's not a loud stream. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, little silence, little tactical. Paying attention, next time Dave goes, from like door closed, the stream started right away. Okay. That was actually better than I thought. I thought there was another... I do often sing and talk to myself. You do. He do. Often. Most of the time, honestly. Honestly, kind of cute.

Brett will go in there, turn the fan on and take a mondo and then listen to his phone on full volume. Yeah. Who doesn't do that? We can hear your reels over the fan. It's real time. Yeah, ooh, I like that. How about that? Brett Merriman.

Hey guys. Everyone's delight. Excited to- I'm delighted. For my segment today. So sure you got there, Hoss. That's the next self I've ever seen one. It's it's a large, but he's got those wide shoulders, man.

I mean, like a drape. You get to get custom shirts and hangers. No, but the Diamond Cross Ranch shirt that this is one of them fit extremely well because they have wide shoulders. That's big, man. Yeah. I'm probably calling out someone's like dad or mom, but Brett doesn't do this, but if you're, is it kind of sad, like if you got really into Yellowstone,

like the show and like started buying shit from like the Dutton Ranch, like their branded stuff, like from the fictional range. You're calling out a bunch of people probably. It's not real. I've seen Dutton Ranch hats around. Oh yeah. Dutton Ranch and the Yellowstone.

Aren't you in there like an age cut off for like. They probably also get like some Pearl Snap button downs, you know. Maybe it's high quality and I'm not giving it credit, but like it's just. There are hats with a little like. Don't get me wrong. And like cowboy hats with it. I've seen those for sure. It's like dude. That's not your ranch I've seen that ranch somewhere. Oh, yeah on the Taylor shared and fictionalized. It's a fictional ranch a dope one

very cool I Put in two work orders Dylan at like 940 this morning. Okay Yes, yes who completed like 9.40 this morning. Okay. Guess who completed them? By 10.40. Is it Randall Trimbaki? No. But the boys over at my apartment complex got it done in an hour.

Oh no. Did you clog it? No, no, no, I had a light that needed replacing and a water filter that needed replacing. We were all thinking. That's quick, Doug. Quick. It's cool, man. Anyway. Yeah, we don't have work orders here in the office. water filter that we're all thinking. That's quick, dog. Quit. It's

cool, man. Anyway, yeah, we don't have work orders here in the office. Well, that was Brett's segment. It's Brett Work Orders with Brett. Uh no, thank you for for popping on here. Popping on is what I meant to say. Um we've got a

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when the transcript comes through, I probably won't listen to it. It's just too much time. Every Friday, we have a newsletter that drops. Dylan, you know what you're writing about? Not yet, man. Washedoutsubstack.com. You got time? Yeah, a little bit of time. Yeah, I'll be thinking about it. Check that out. Go subscribe to it. Should be in your inbox at 7 AM cent. Correct? I believe it's eight. Eight? It is 7 AM. It used to be eight. We decided to bump it.

Nice. Just to get those early birds some. We decided to bump it nice. Hmm. Just to get to get those early birds some action, you know, they get the worm and the newsletter. And not only is it podcast week, it's YouTube week. Go subscribe to our YouTube YouTube dot com slash circling back. I've often said this is a visual show that was on your television, whatever device you choose to stream from. Just throw it on the background while you're cooking dinner

We have some visuals today for sure Good good YouTube day, okay Randy I don't know man. I wish you wouldn't have said anything. You're kind of skewing my perception of the future seg. You'll see it. Okay You want to just get into it let's's just fucking ride. Right. Why are you here? Yeah. So I believe this started in the office yesterday. We were joking about certain pills that are sold at gas stations, right Dave? Yeah. So of the male enhancement variety. You're talking boner pills, man. Boner pills, so I don't know who came up with it

or where it kind of came from. We just said there's room here, since some of these pills are named ridiculous things, perhaps to bring back everybody's favorite segment, real or fake, gas station, Boner Pill edition. Okay. You've never hosted one of these before, have you? Just the bar stool names.

Oh yeah, that's right, that's right. South Lamar, where our office is located, might be the ground zero for gas stations with Boner Pills. Like there's like, if you go like every quarter mile, less than that really, there's a gas station and they not if you go like every quarter mile, less than that, really, there's a gas station and they not only have like every synthetic THC variant you can get, they also have every synthetic boner pill. The shell down the street also has a sword.

For some of them. Unrelated? A sword? They have a couple swords. Why haven't you copped? Because they're a little more expensive than the ones at the Renfair. The gas station swords are more expensive than the Renfair swords. Why haven't you copped? Because they're a little more expensive than the ones at the Renfair. The gas station swords are more expensive than the Renfair swords. A little more. At least the one that we got for Brett was less expensive. I just can't imagine going to the gas station and walking out of there with a sword. Seriously, why are they selling swords?

Well, that's why they have the pills for you, Dave. I mean, yeah, you go in and you're like, let's say you just won like $500 on a scratch off and you're just like looking around. You're like, I'll take some dick pills, some funyuns, some chocolate milk. Ooh, our X bar for our X bar and a sword. Oh, give me one of them. Uh, Katanas. Give me what they are. They're the curved ones. Let me get a blade. Wow. You walk out of there, you pop a boner pill and you got a sword. You're dangerous. Boner the the one with the high. Nice one. Yeah. Okay. Doesn't Roman also do boner pills? They do. Yeah. Oh, it's a juxtaposition. Uh huh. Uh okay, Brett. We'll we'll uh I will leave the floor to you and let me first uh applaud you for sitting on the correct side uh

and not directly next to me. It really bothers Dave to have someone to is like flanking him. I don't get it. I don't know how Will did it um because if you watch every like uh late night show, the guest never sits directly next to the guy. Yeah. A couple of weeks ago I came in here and I sat down next to Dave and I stepped away.

Like I put my stuff down, stepped away to go do something, grab a drink, whatever, came back and he had moved my computer over here. I did. It's like, nah, it ain't happening. This makes more sense than like having listened to his nonsense and be like, oh yeah, good point. I don't think it's nonsense.

I think I have some good things to say. You be like, oh yeah, good point. I don't think it's nonsense. I think I have some good things to say. You're just like, yeah. It's nonsense. It is a more natural setup. The one thing I don't like when I do the mailing and sit in your shoes, Dave, in Sally's and Dylan's position, it's tough to see through the mic stands.

It's tough. You sit in his shoes? Yeah, when I'm in Dave's shoes. My little nines. He sits in them. Show you a nine. Well, okay. Speaking of, let's do boner pills.

Let's do boner pills. If you are not familiar with the segment, real or fake, it's where I give a hypothetical name of something, in this case a pill, and Dave and Dylan have to guess if it's real or fake. It's one of Brett's best bits. It's one of the best things Brett does, is real or fake. It's not my bit.

For new listeners, Dave is the one that came up with real or fake for Vice headlines way back in the day. You did, and that was a goaded segment. RIP Vice. That we just stopped doing. I think we kind of ran, I mean, we did a lot of Vice headlines. They were fun. was a goaded segment. We just stopped doing. I think we kind of ran. I mean we did a lot of lines. They were fun. They were

fun. Alright, without further ado, real or fake, boner, spina swords. Let's go with Excalibur Gold Excalibur Gold. That's that's real because his it's it's not like a loud name it's just okay it's got it we've got a picture here's the thing when you when you put the graphic up you can kind of tell I'd say it might be easy to tell if it's AI generated that is my

biggest concern with these no it will just we'll save that read imagery for after no and you read it you read the, Excalibur Gold 8000. Strongest pill ever. Wow, I don't know if I need that. You can't say that. Increases time of intercourse, size and rock hard, stamina and sex drive, one capsule for 10 days? No, come on.

You gotta contact a doctor. It says no headache at the top, too. That's a huge selling point. I missed that. Was Excalibur the sword in the stone. Yes. Well, no, I'm still going real. It varies. Excalibur was this sword that the lady of the lake gave King Arthur. I think King Arthur pulled a different sword from the stone. She's a lady. Oh, thank you. Gold. I'm going to say fake boner.

I'm going to say Excalibur Gold is. Real. What did he say? I said real. Yeah, it's a, it's a real, it's a real boner pill. They're making a lot of claims here that I just don't think hold up. So Randy, let's, let's say that was my biggest concern because some of these I was looking at are painfully AI. So, okay.

Okay. So then we will do that. That makes more sense. Put them out. Yeah. Put them up after we choose. Okay. Okay.

That's perfect. Now we'll, we'll, we'll stay on the, uh, the sword theme. How about Andoril flame of the West? Andoril? Yes. Randy filament. This sounds like something, uh, Mark Mcguire was on. What's the reference?

Dylan's the, uh, the Lord of the Rings guy. He should know this. He watched all the Lord of the Rings thing. Andoril flame of his own. What's the reference? Dylan's the Lord of the Rings guy. He should know this. He watched all of them. Oh, it's the Lord of the Rings thing. Yes. Anderil, Flame of the West. That's, that's fake. That's fake.

We're not doing Lord of the Rings themed boner pills. We're just not doing- You're throwing Randy a bone here. You want to get his attention. That's a fact. This is a nod to Randy. Anderil, Flame of the West is a fake boner pill. Okay.

Did you make an image for it at least? Yeah, pulled up, Paul. Yes, yes. Here it is. See, this is a fake. Okay. Did you make an image for it at least? Yeah, pull it up, huh? Yes, yes. Here it is. Uh-huh. See, there's a problem with it. They're in alphabetical order. Not here, they aren't. Here we go.

Here we go. It's producer week. Producer week. You can also right click and put them in alphabetical order. Did you think of this or did Randy? I thought of this. Are you the Lord of the Rings guy? I've watched it. It's a fairly deep poll. I've watched the extended version.

Which was a fairly deep poll. Randy's having some. All right. I don't think this one was in there. I added a few more. After you sent it to me, you didn't tell me? It's a drug. Randy, it's a Dropbox.

Okay, I didn't know that you- Dude, Dropbox stinks. It's a box that no one's saying it in, but I'll say it. Okay. All right. There's Andrew, Flame of the West. Yeah, that's sick.

I would have obviously known this I'm not saying it. Okay. There's Anderil, Flame of the West. I would have obviously known this was AI generated. But it's subjectively sick. It says one used blister pack. What is that? Dude, the obvious giveaway is when they misspell words. Yeah. So that's why we'll save the imagery for the

YouTube. Okay. Well, if you put any more in after I downloaded everything, then just let me know. It says, male enhandment pill at the bottom. Enhandment. Let's see, real or fake boner pill, boner bears? Shout out Scott Drew.

Boner bears. If you pop a couple boner bears, are they real or fake? I'm going real. I'm going real because I... Yeah, this sounds like when they were developing the backdoor cover logo. I'm going fake because I have a hard time envisioning boner being in the name

of one of these boner pills. I don't know why. I don't think they're that modest. I think they're going all in. So fake. So fake and real? Alright. Hit us with the image so we can see.

But since we're already locked in. So we'll know. We'll give you our reaction once we see how AI or not this image is. Alright. Drum roll please. Boner bears are real Boner pills. Wow, that's, oh dude, please. Boner bears are real

boner pills. Wow, that's oh dude. Yeah. Okay, that's it. That's a dope image. I mean, they're the the the dead in company bears. They are. They are the grateful that one is there a name for those bears so we don't sound like total

noobs. One is riding the other one. Oh yeah, these bears are **** Well, they're not they're not **** They're just riding. Okay, dude. I mean, their genitals aren't lined up, Dave. That's a great point. You know, Dylan's right. Their genitals are not lined up. Thank you. That's true.

Real or fake, boner pill. Maha. Make America hard again. Oh, that's good. That's so real. Someone's definitely done this. That's gotta be real. If it's not, it's good. That's so real. Someone's definitely done this. That's gotta be real. If it's not, it's about to be. This is a big Elon Musk thing.

He wants people to procreate. It also means make America healthy again. Yeah. The RFK thing. That's true. Well, as you're about to find out, Maha is a real boner pill. Yeah.

That is so cheap. No surprise. That's such terrible branding. Yeah. Oh, that is so cheap. No surprise. That's that's such terrible brain. Yeah, they they spent 20 minutes on this graphic. I'm not taking that. I'll read that.

Read the little tagline. Get huge. Okay, that's great. That's great. I feel like America doesn't have a problem getting hard. Like just in general, I think most, you know what like just in general. I think most you know what I mean? I feel like more harm comes from

how hard America is than good. I don't know. I feel like I see commercials all the time for getting harder. I think if people just got more sleep, they would get hard. Okay. It's part of my my make America. That's not that's not like Bill

Clinton. I can't do an RFK. I'm sorry. He's hard. He's early. Is tsunami warning a real or fake boner pill? Tsunami warning. Ooh, that's fake. Truly no one would make light of such a disaster. Tsunami warning, except Gilbert Godfrey. Rest in peace. That's that's fake. Tsunami warning is a fake boner pill. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is, uh, this is one of the better AI. They spelled everything right. No, they didn't. They did not spell tsunami correctly. That is what a tsunami warning would look like if it was a real boner pill, but it's a fake boner pill. This looks like the

AI calendar puppies calendar that we have that we I don't know if we posted it. What's the what's the this month? What's April? Uh April, I believe it's just hot and sweaty dudes with puppies. Yeah. Real or fake boner pill. Stiffy

Jiffy. Yes, that's real. That's real. That's real. Stiffy Jiffy's. Yeah. Stiffy Jiffy. Real is quick. It's an implies just gonna have a Jiffy. That's real. What's the sketchiest thing y'all have ever purchased from a gas station? The sketchiest thing? Yep, I think long and hard. Like when you were a kid, did you ever buy like a French tickler? No. Like in the gas station? I'm not sure what a French tickler is. Something that you're in the bathroom,

with your super hard stream, and you look up and they got the little condom dispenser, but then they'll have like, they used to have like French ticklers, whatever that is, other things. Oh it's a condom? No it's not I think it's like a device. I'm not going to speculate because that's not what we do here. I don't know if it's a ring Dylan. Well why are you talking about it? I asked a question and nobody answered so I bought you guys plenty of time to think of something. I bet it's a C. It's how podcasts work. I ask a question.

You say something. It's a C-ring is my guess. A condom with ribbed protrusions. Let's go. You knew what it was. So, clearly, that's the sketchiest thing you've ever bought. I I know. I'm going to look at images of a French particular.

Why you do that? Real effect boner pill. Interesting. Burro in heat. That's. Burrow in heat. A burrow in heat. A burrow obviously is a uh a Spanish word for a donkey. Well, no. Yes. Yes. Oh, that's that's real and I've I've seen got a bad feeling about the logo. The branding. I feel like it might be a little offensive here. I want this to be real so bad but I'm going to say fake. Dave goes real. Dylan goes fake. Burrow in heat. Say real. bad, but I'm going to say fake. Dave goes real, Dylan goes fake.

Burrow and Heat. Say real. Oh, let's see it. Boner pill. Okay, somehow not that offensive. Also trademark infringement. It's donkey from Shrek for people not watching. It is.

It is donkey from Shrek. Never seen it, but I still knew that. Burrow and Primavera. I think I'm going to watch that this weekend, not to spoil my weekend of fun. Yeah, no headache. The no headache is a major selling point for these pills. So clearly there's been like along the way, a real problem with people getting headaches.

Yeah, like it works. But like the headache is kills one capsule up to seven days. Time size stamina. There's no way that there's time release technology in this little gas station pill. No, this is not there. the futuristic. Alright, Brad. Uh I'm not a fan of the year college. This is this is I'm the target demo here for sure. Feels like 98. Really fake motor. Oh yeah dude. 98. I was getting so many chicks in 1998. That's real. I was

fucking in my room. Yeah, it's it's for the older the older fella. I was in my my my parents desktop uh playing whatever stick figure game you'll just re referenced. Uh that's that's real. It's real. No, that's fake. Brett made

that up because of our demographic. It's a just really. It is a just and I'm saying real. I'm saying fake. Feels like 98 is a fake boner pill. Feels like 98 is reference to steroid use and jack. Oh, hell yeah. Okay. Good one. Yeah. I love how his uh his jersey here has a cut out to reveal his abs. He's holding on to a giant pill. This dude's jacked. I'm seeing a big problem with your AI boner pills.

None of them are claiming that they don't give you a headache. So you need to figure that out. Next time you do this for whatever you're like the mail in. This one will give you a headache for sure. I kind of the the the graphic at the top feels like a very video game. And it does. I would play this. All kind of the the graphic at the top feels like a very video game and then it does. I would play this. Alright,

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Real or fake? Boner pill cave diver. Oh. Come on. Little spelunking, huh? That's fake. Real or fake diver. Oh, come on. Little Spelunkin, huh? That's fake. Real or fake boner pill cave. That's real. Fake. Really fake boner pill cave diver. It is a real. Oh, don't you're getting. I'm getting

absolutely. You're getting smoked on this. Boy, these are okay. Yeah. Made in the USA though. Pretty sure. Real or fake boner pill? Let's go with Sasquatch 2. Okay. Sasquatch 2. That's real. That's definitely real. Sasquatch 2. It's the sequel. Yeah. Fake. Oh. I figured Sasquatch 1 gave you a headache and in the sequel

they they took that part out. There's Sasquatch. I assume thatquatch one gave you a headache and then the sequel they took that part out Sasquatch. No more headaches. It might be Sasquatch seven. Okay. That's fine. How many more? Let's do two more. Two more. Spelling. Real or fake, boner pill, let's go with... Kitty cat.

I don't want that to be real. I'm gonna go fake just cause it creeps me out. I'm gonna go real just to make the score a little bit... the All new argument. Female boner pill. Make the kitty go silly is what it says on the. I think we just need to like regulate gas stations more personally. This is a sensual enhancement versus a. Okay. About time ladies got some love. Number one female enhancement.

You got that right Dylan? Yeah. I give you one ally point. Thanks, Bob. Intense orgasms. How about that? All right, last one. Last one, here we go. you. Yeah. I give you one ally is real. Rock hard weekend. It's a real boner. Hell yeah, brother. There's rock hard weekend. Zoom in on that, Randy. Just kind of mailed it in on the branding. I can give you a bonus pill on this one. Right. Well, thank you, Brett. That was fun. The weekend. It's for the weekender, huh? Yeah.

It's for the weekend. So, in case you have a long weekend, you get three pills. Randy, I did have one that you said you wanted. Um. Okay, which did have one that you said you wanted. Um. Okay, which one is this one? That was at the Shell. This is called Attack on Mordor. You have that? Yeah, there it is. Okay. Look at the

shape of the pill. This is very ominous. It's it's the ISR on. I like that. The shape of the pill is the ISR. Alright, that's kind of good. That's good. Is this real? No. This is this's kind of good. That's good. Is this real? No, this is this is a fake Bonner Pill but okay,

thanks guys. That was so for those that weren't keeping score at home, that is uh 10 for Dave and only seven for Dylan. So, I'm glad you're keeping score Randy. Producer week is over. Alright, good stuff. Right? You're going to stick around and give us your playoff

preview? Uh for uh I'm just kidding. Uh hockey. Stars Avs. Stars. I'm just I cannot wait for that sad sack of a franchise to miss the playoffs for 14th straight year. Saves and now as of yesterday have a uh least dispute on their

arena. So. Oh, let's go. So that's that's usually, you know, when that gets leaked, that's like the first step in the lawn process of where the Sabres going. Maybe Austin. Maybe Houston. Go Coyotes. We'll see. We'll see. All right, Brad.

Thanks, guys. Thank you, Brad. I don't know how I should feel about winning that segment. You shouldn't be super proud. You shouldn't be that proud of it. I'm not. I don't know how I should feel about winning that segment Shouldn't be precisely you shouldn't be that proud of it. I'm not I'm not market for him So I don't really not they're all I've never I've never taken a gas station boner pill. This is a foreign market to me I'm just out. I uh, I had a buddy. I won't name him but he his dad is a doctor and In high school he brought via this is you know in Viagra became a thing and he brought Viagra and we all took a Viagra we didn't really

notice anything you didn't get rock I probably you know had they been testing for the golf team I would have failed a drug test that would have been a real fun one to explain a kick I got suspended because I took Viagra in chemistry class and I'm much testing in high school. No, there was no testing. If you played golf, you could take whatever you want. Oh yeah. I definitely knew guys who took steroids

on the football team. Really? Yeah. They didn't tell anybody, but it was painfully obvious when the guy went from my size to a repping 225 on bench. Yeah. There was nothing. That probably happened at my school,

but I was unaware of it. Some football team guys got pretty big. Yeah, it's a lot of work to just not go play at the next level. I should have juiced in high school. Why didn't you? For a number of reasons. It's not good, it's not really that good for you.

No, it's not, not long-term. Back then especially. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, man. I'll tell you what though, if it's me if I was looking to uh start up a gas station boner pill company or something first place I'm gonna go to set up my website Shopify. Yeah. You know what I'm saying or if you're gonna sell merch for your small to mid-sized

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Really? Oh, it's happening now or it already happened. Yeah. They, they spent a cup of coffee up in space. Not even 10 minutes, 10, 10 minutes, give or take, we spent longer on boner pills than they did upstairs. We spent edging space. Yes, we did. And I didn't really think anything of it. I was like, okay, well, they just was clearly like a PR stunt for Bezos. This is his thing

Blue Origin, right? He had his fiance up there. And then all these women up there woman in stem. He had host of a show with Katy Perry noted pop star. Yeah, I was kind of poking fun at it a little bit on the show Monday because you know they didn't they just grazed the edge of space basically. Right. It teased. Yeah, they just get they went there like, okay, we're here and then they came back.

Dude, I can't believe how bad she's getting roasted for this. What's going on? They just get they went there like okay we're here and then they came back dude I can't believe how bad she's getting roasted for this what's going on uh why'd you turn into tucker what's going on who's going to space there are a group of people on twitter dude it's a lot of people who are just they they're conspiracy theorists about everything. Okay, it's not just conspiracy. It's people just like I know roast out like I never thought I like to roast

you about space even though I like space. Uh she's made space cringe if you read if you read Twitter and read some of the think pieces which are a little bit, little bit much. Is it because she revealed her set list for her upcoming tour while she was in the capsule? That's part of it. And also, do you know what else she did? Do you know that she sang a song up there?

Did she? I did not know that. I know we do a lot of singing on this show. Most of it, very bad. All of it, very bad. Was it Firework? Maybe, I'm not. I think she's saying, what a wonderful world.

I'm not kidding. No. Yeah. On Capella or she have some... No, it was just her. That's even worse. Did anyone ask her to do this or she just busted out? Is this real? Is there a video?

Katy Perry sings, what a wonderful world during historic all womenwomen spaceflight No, I don't even think there's video I'm not exaggerating when I say that that would ruin the experience for me She ruined everyone's trip. She did you can't you can't bust out. It's a wonderful world acapella in a small Room like that without everyone being on board with it and asking them to asking you to do it. It was a solo.

She did it by herself and everybody's just sitting there like not knowing what to do. Like hopefully, hopefully they were strapped in and like, cause you know, what are you supposed to do with your hands? Like you have to look at her. Like hopefully you don't have much mobility up there. Cause then you're like somebody's singing in close quarters. You don't really want to look them in the eye. Like Katie, I'm just trying to look at the earth. This is a pretty cool moment.

And like you are a talented vocalist. I'll give it to you. But do we want this right now? I guarantee no one asked for this. That's bad. She says, I mean, you had a chance to go up there and sing one of your old songs. Sing like a banger. She's got fireworks. Kind of a good song. Also, they spent 10 minutes in this thing. She's got fireworks kind of a good song. Also, they spent 10 minutes in this thing. How long

how how much of the song does she sing? I mean, I don't know but she I I cannot believe how bad she's getting flamed. It seems like everything she's done like lately, she just gets roasted for. I came in here ready to defend Katy Perry. Okay, I'll give you the platform. Go ahead. And I'm no longer going to do that. I'm not saying she deserves hatred. Well, people are mad because

it's like, first of all, it's connected to Bezos billionaire. Everybody on the thing, I guess, is loaded in some capacity. I saw someone saying like all these duck lipped fake plastic faced billionaires or millionaires. Yeah, they were just turned off by the whole spectacle of the thing, the the the the the the the

the the the Blue Origin, like go to the edge of space, or just do that thing at the amusement park that like slingshots you up real high. You know what I'm talking about? I'll never do that. It pulls you down and just shoots you up. Take me to the Gravitron. Gravitron's scary. That's the only thing at the carnival that I will ride. What's the scariest carnival slash amusement park ride

you've ever been on? I'm very afraid of heights, and it's not like, it's just a very real thing for me. So I don't do anything that brings me up. Affairs will, I will do if it's not too tall. Did you ever do the one at the fair, the state fair? No, it's too tall. Is it too tall? Oh my God, way too tall.

Yeah. But they have one of those slingshot things you mentioned and you can, when you're watching the football game from inside the Texas OU game, you can see people shooting up like above the bowl. It's terrifying. I don't know how people do that shit. Brandi, I would do it. I mean, if you're asking which one I'm going to choose, I'm going to go to the edge of space and see the fucking Earth. But I would.

But what if what if Katy Perry's there and she's singing? It's what do you have to sit there? I guess I would still do it. It would it would I would just be like, that is kind of, I was coming in here ready to defend all this. I didn't know about her singing. And yeah, that kind of stinks.

There are people who are breaking down the video talking about how it's all CGI and it's all just a big fake stunt and it never actually happened. The conspiracy. That part, that stuff is so fucking stupid. Everything is a conspiracy to these people. Katie said that Katie Perry read a book.

She said she read a book on string theory to prepare for going to the edge of space. Why? String theory? What is string theory? Randy, pretend I don't know what string theory is. Explain it to Dylan. I think it just has to do with particles and stuff.

Like it's micro particles are just. Indeed. Yeah. I think what Randy's trying to say is it's a theoretical framework in which the point-like particles of particle physics are replaced by one dimensional objects called strings. And string theory describes how these strings

propagate through space and interact with each other, of course. So does that help? Oh yeah. I don't know why she needed to have this knowledge for this journey. Well, I think what you're looking for is like the idea and theoretical physics that reality is made up of infinitesimal vibrating strings smaller than atoms, electrons or quarks. Okay.

Does that help at all? She's doing a lot. Like I'm really trying to help you understand and you're not doing a lot, bud. Yeah, her PR has not been great lately. Like it's not like a super bad, but like her last is her past album did not like not a single banger on it. Plus we know how, how Taylor Swift bodied her in that whole run in, you know, that over a dancer. Didn't Katie like steal one of her dancers? Don't, don't, don't really want to? Didn't Katie like steal one of her dancers? Don't really want him, don't really care.

It'd be like if somebody stole Randy from us. Oh no, no one stole Randy, please. Dude, perfect, no. Don't come after him, he's really good. No, dude, perfect twins, don't take Randy. He's so talented, don't take him. That's a lot of money. Dude.

Randy, if they come calling, please, you can take that money, bud. No, dude, Randy calling, please, you can take that money. No dude, Randy don't dude. Their new headquarters sucks. Just give us a notice and we'll have your replacement ready. You would not have fun in a place that has quite literally every toy, every kid has ever wanted. They have a candy room.

I'm aware, I've seen it. Dude, you would set up your computer in that room. You would hate all the nerf stuff, dude. You would not have fun with that at all. I would just, you know, everything would just, and all the different fun things that they do. You mean, imagine Rainey working in that environment every day?

I couldn't. He wouldn't get any work done. He'd last a month. Like, look, you had some good recommendations. We love your body of work, but you're having too much fun here, and the work is not getting done, bud. They're a work hard, play hard environment. Yeah. To be honest though, like Katy Perry,

I would say she has a lot of bangers. Like I, I'll say this be hive. Don't come at me. I know way more Katy Perry songs. I knew Beyonce songs. She has like absolute bangers. She's got a catalog. Yeah. Like lately, I mean, she got to do the Superbowl halftime show for a reason, but since then it's been like nothing. I like the idea of they hire Randy to do the Super Bowl halftime show for a reason. But since then, it's been like nothing. I like the idea of they hire Randy to do like some shit for like the main guy, Tyler. You know, he's he's the one who does the best trick shots like he's he's actually like pretty good. He's the guy. He's the guy.

And Randy just fucking beats him down and tires like, dude, I'm sorry. This is just not working out. Randy just gets a bad case of the fucker rounds. He's like, where's Randy? I'm about to like, like Randy misses the shot. He's been throwing a football through like this tiny hole for like 48 hours. And like, he finally gets it. He looks and Randy's over there with like a machine gun nerf rifle. I just fucking take it.

Just galling gunning to like a bunch of stack of solo cups or something. Yeah. Randy's got like a water balloon launcher and he's just launching them across the fucking suburbs. They have to give Randy like a recess every day. Like, all right, you have one hour to just go do it every one and then come back to work. Oh, Randy's in the bounce house again. This is, this would happen.

Or maybe they just absolutely love it. And the thing that would get me fired is that one day I would just do my little yell call impression and they'll go, all right, nope. You're what? My yell call. And we're at Too Perfect. Oh, you're making fun of their, they're all, they're all Aggies. Okay. Yeah. Hey, I'm gonna, I think the new guy has been sleeping up here at

headquarters. I'm gonna shoot this basketball. guy's been sleeping up here at headquarters. I'm gonna shoot this basketball He's got one world record he rolls a cotton there his second week Well sleeping bag Dude there's that kid that kid who interned for us that slept in your office or whatever Absolutely thought that like Like working at that company was gonna be like, like working at that company was going to be like just like a frat rager every

day. He did. And it wasn't. No, it's like a real place of business where people came in. Some people were happy to be there. Some people weren't we worked didn't drink and just went home. Yeah, I mean, like some people like went out on like, you know, and got beers after work. But it wasn't like Yeah, like a lot of people had family. Yeah, he thought we we're going to have like a keg just going at all times. Randy shows up at dude. Perfect.

Think it's just going to be like a nonstop, like fun factory. It's going to be a party the whole time, like kids party pretty much. I do wonder what the day to day looks like in there. We have an open invite to go tour it. Why haven't we done this? We just need to get in a car and drive to Frisco. It's not far. It's very doable. It's very doable.

We can see our friend Klein at the same time. Go see Chad. Yeah. We could bring Klein. Yeah. Be fun. Yes. Look, I don't know if I'm supposed to feel bad

for Katy Perry or not, but I kind of do. I mean, there's like a, I started to read an Atlantic article. It's called the perfect pop star for a dumb stunt. And it's a picture of Katy Perry. I'm like, okay, it's not that big. I mean, what is she supposed to say? No, I'm not gonna go to space.

Yeah, she's sung in space. That's not good. You shouldn't sing in space unless everyone like signs off. You should sign a waiver. I did see that they experienced weightlessness. They went up high enough. So that's, you know, that's cool. That's cool. I don't know if I'm kissing the ground. I got weightless on the

cliffhanger at six flags. I didn't kiss the ground. That capsule hits earth. It looked like you have a pretty big thud. It did. Didn't it? Like jolting. Yeah. What are you trying to say? I'm going to check the camera. No, I'm just saying that it, um, it seemed like a rough landing for uh you know some older women in there. I don't know. It's just oh, this gotta be careful. I really wasn't asking about their age. I don't I wasn't asking about their age. I just one thing I was just concerned for their safety. That's all. You surprised didn't land in water. I guess if they're

gonna land back in Van Horn, Texas. It's really not uh too much water out that way, out west Texas way. How close is that to Pecos? Ooh, yeah, I bet it's hundreds of miles. Do they stop into the Dick Saloon while they're out that way? No, I doubt it, I doubt it. They probably went and said hi to Keith Van Horn

and then just were on their way. I don't think Keith Van Horn lives in Van Horn, Texas. Yeah, you're right. He probably doesn't. He settled there. Like, I might as well live here. Former Maverick, great. Okay. He played for the Mavericks, yeah. It's a very, very weird time for them.

All right, let's, we'll close the capsule on that story. No, that's good. Now we got to do, let's throw it back. We got to hit the mailbag. You want to do a little mailbag? Yeah. No one's mailbag. We gotta hit the mailbag. You wanna do a little mailbag? Yeah, it's

mailbag. We need a theme song. I left a prompt on Instagram stories yesterday and we got some, we got some questions. What are you looking for when you hop into that mailbag? Something fun. Something fun. Something fun. We can get

serious with it if y'all want to but I'm gonna sprinkle those in amongst the fun. You understand, I said, OK, do you guys? It's not all fun. That's something you have to learn with age. If I was working at the do perfect headquarters, it'd be all fun. Fucking Willy Wonka Golden Ticket Randy. Tell us the history slash story of Randy. I was born on April 5th, 1994, famous.

No, no, no, no, no same day that Kirko Bain killed himself. No, no, no. As it relates to us, I think the question is asked. Oh, that is- It all started at Carve when we met a waiter who was born at the same hospital at a very different time. Not the same day that Kirko Bain killed himself. So-

We met Randy in Chicago. We met him in Chicago. I think you were wearing a leather jacket. I was not. I think I was wearing a gray Henley. October of 2017, I believe. So wait, this is back in the other podcast. This was touching base.

This was the only touching base out of town meetup we did. It was in Chicago. Socktoberfest. Courtesy of the good folks at Man Outfitters. Randy was there and he was wearing a leather jacket. the first cleanup we did. It and I were famously wearing like the same Patagonia pullover. We were decked out in man outfitters, I'll tell you that. We really were. Yeah, Randy was there. And were you making shit for us at that point? Yeah, so I-

We knew about you. Yeah, because I started listening, I think, back in 2017. And right before the Chicago meetup, I had made, I was making, I made some shirt designs that never got like printed for inside TFM because I started listening to them first before you guys and I caught up on all their podcasts. You still have those designs?

I do have them somewhere. Okay, like I made a sub stock design that was a play on the pup, Puppen suds or it's a like a hot dog place. But so I was doing stuff with them, but nothing was going on there. And then I started listening to you guys because you guys did advertisements on Inside TFM. And I had made the logo,

alternate logo of the touching base logo where you are the cigar store in the end, you're the Vladimir Putin and And Will was a sock. And so I made that right beforehand and sent to Will. Will loved it and like changed all your guys' graphics and made all the graphics for Socktoberfest with it too. Was that exciting for you when that happened? So I was like, all right, well, shit,

like I already have an in to talk to them as soon as I meet you guys at the meetup. And then we start Wash Media two years later, or a year and a media two years later. Yeah. Or a year and a year and change later. So Will had like gotten my info to like maybe do, if I do freelance stuff for Grandex and I like sent him my portfolio and all that stuff,

but little known to me that Grandex was already starting. Where were you working? I was in Chicago at that time working at just a company that does graphics for big like conventions for conference crash crashers. I would know the behind the scenes of the people work that work the thing. Were you making stuff for us early days of wash media? So yeah, so I, uh, so then I moved down to Austin and then I met you guys at

Micah's weigh in again and then like at, uh, meetups and stuff. So I had been around. Mike is way in of course, the chump to champ fight that he did last few days of our Grand Ex tenure. He had an exhibition against a Bellator fighter. And I think like just throughout that last year of touching base, I might've like just sent you guys ramp stuff.

I never like did anything for you. I just sent you guys stuff. And then when everything happened with touching base, Dylan reached out to me right before wash media was launched saying like, Hey, we like, I need you like to not tell anyone this, but we are starting a new company, and will is going to be with us and we need a logo. So I like I had made Logan for you. And you guys went with Alphonse

is thing but like so I had knew stuff at the very beginning that like what I knew was media was happening before Jared even knew it. And he was still working with Will at Grand Ex. I've heard Randy a job at Pine House Pizza in South Amar. You got a job while playing your Zoc card. That's right. That's true. It's fucking crazy. I'm not sure we had pizza. We had maybe just a beer. I think we had a beer. Okay. So yeah, I was just like locked him down true. It's fucking crazy. I'm not sure we had pizza. We had maybe just a beer. I think we had a beer.

Okay. So yeah, I was just like- Locked him down, dog. I closed his ass. I was just making like random videos and stuff and sending it to them until like eventually it was like, all right, they're gonna do, they need a video guy and I was the natural choice.

You did the animated one, right? I did the Gardener Snake Dave was before I got hired on. Yeah. I said that weird. Animated one. Animated one is what I got hired on. Yeah. I said that weird animated one, animated one. That's what I'm looking for. But yeah, and then they, I did a three month trial period that Dylan offered to me and then yeah.

Here he is. He's kind of on like a five year trial period. Wacky true backy. Just here fucking around until dude perfect scoops him. What's on your summer bucket list? This is for everyone, not just Randy. On to the next question. Oh, my summer as of the month of May, I'm going to go to the bucket list. This is for everyone, not

just Randy. One of the next question. Oh, um my summer as of the the moment I've all I've got is poor day trip. Poor day trip. Wait, when are you going? I'm going to. I don't know. I feel like it's around Father's Day but it's not Father's Day

weekend. I don't know what I don't know when that is. Pret I don't either. Uh, no, it's uh, July Going late june. Yeah, we went last year for father's day. We liked it so much. We're just gonna run it back at the same house Um book. Yeah do the whole thing. Yeah, it's just easy port aransas if you're not familiar. It's a texas coast thing Um, but as far as bucket list goes, um thing but as far as bucket list goes like to get my handicap my golf handicap my gin doing something I keep something you don't keep I'd like to get it down to 10 I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say single-ditch because that's just that's a lot it would take a lot of

rounds I think so I a lot of practice at least to go you know shoot some low 80s high 70s stuff I'm gonna try to get it down to around 10 10 5 or something I would even be happy with 11 right now it's at like 12 5 I know it's probably a little bit easier I'm making it sound but I just I got to get out there and practice chipping and putting consistently we've got a couple trips trips. I asked going to Porta, like I mentioned in, in July, I'm going to Cape Cod slash Boston for a wedding. Can be out there for about four days. Makes that's a part of the country.

I've never been to. I'm pretty excited to check it out. Um, I have one that's lame, but I'm going to share it cause we're all friends here. Uh, I'm going to try to get into the best shape of my life. I know I like it 41 years old, that sounds kind of wild. I think I'm already probably in the best shape of my life, but I'm gonna push myself and just see what I can do. Not that I'm gonna like let myself go after that,

but I'm rolling right now. I'm gonna keep it going. It's lame. You're not gonna do a fucking, what's that thing? Hard 75. Active 70 or whatever, hard 75. I'm not doing hard 75. I'm not gonna do a fucking, what's that thing? Hard 75. Active 70 or whatever, hard 75. I'm not doing hard 75. I'm just, I have a pretty basic workout routine.

I work out, you know, five, six days a week, do a lot of walking, and I'm eating better than I probably have in a while. If you just work out, don't go to dinner and stop drinking, you'll get in the best shape of your life. Pretty easy. I'm putting work in the gym, Dave.

There you go. Just straight work. Are you trying to get thin or are you trying to like? Just trying to get lean and muscular, you know? Just see what happens. Again, it's lame, I know, but I'm sharing it. Randy. Yeah, so I got a couple of trips.

I'm going to Vegas for the Sphere and we're gonna be going out Memorial Day weekend for Omar's bachelor party, doing like boat stuff and stuff. So I guess a bucket list would be, I've never been on a jet ski. And that was supposed to be my bucket list last summer. I've never done it. So I wanna be on a jet ski at some point this summer.

You're the most jet ski friendly person I know. Jet skis are a freaking blast. When I had like access on a jet ski at some point this summer. You're the most jet ski friendly person I know. Just every skis are a freaking blast. When I had like access to a jet ski was when I was younger. I was too like young to be on. You mean a wave runner or like a classic standup jet ski? Uh, well either. Okay. Like I've never done the jet.

It's a sit down. You want to sit down. That's what people have. So that, and then also I just like to float the river this summer. There you go. Biggest thing. Dude and then also I just like to float the river this summer. There you go. That'd be my biggest thing. Dude, I would love to float. I'd like to do like an organized float trip

to where people go, we pay for like a bus down there so we don't have to deal with the whole beating of parking in the neighborhood or find, you know, that whole deal and you get down there early and do it, make a whole day out of it. I've done a float trip with at least once or twice on a party bus and it is so much more fun just not having to deal with like driving

and then you also get to drink out the whole way on the way there and get the vibes right. Yeah, that sounds great. Are you a New Braunfels floater or a San Marcos river floater? San Marcos, I'm trying to think, I think, I don't know if I've ever done New Braunfels floater or San Marcos River floater? San Marcos. I'm trying to think. I think, I don't know if I've ever done New Braunfels. I know-

New Braunfels has the Guadalupe and the Comal. And then San Marcos is obviously just the San Marcos River. Okay, yeah. Where was Floatfest? That was San Marcos, I think. Okay, then I think I've only done San Marcos. Okay, closer. And by all account, I think it might be easier. New Braunfels is like usually crazy. They're fun, man. They're gonna have fun either way.

They're a beating, but they're fun. Yeah, I would definitely be in for that. Okay, that's good. Those are good. Those are good bucket list things. For someone who had a river house out that way, that'd be so sick. My buddy, Brett, you know, he's got one, but it's not on. It's not on.

It's not on like that part of the river. Yeah. Where people were just floating by necessarily, but it can be done. Okay. Good question. What's the farthest you could run before dying of exhaustion? Oh, we talking. It doesn't clarify sprinting. Probably just at least at a jog pace.

Now during COVID and I tried to get into running, I did run six miles one time. That's the, that's about the farthest I've ever run in my life. It was, it was a slow ass six miles. And, um, I was just, I just decided I'm going to go see how far I can run. And I ran six miles and I tracked it. And I guess if I had to, I think I could probably get to 10. But dying of exhaustion, like that's.

Dying of exhaustion, like what? It's like 50 miles, right? I guess, yeah. Your heart's just like, bro, done. Probably, I'm gonna say 30. I'm gonna be humble and say, now it's gonna be slow. I mean, a marathon is 26 Point to yeah, but yeah train for those. Yeah dying of exhaustion is that's all that's a hard one to do

You get a do you get a sticker after you die of like how many miles you did and they slap it on your casket Like look here's the deal yeah exhaustion but I'm gonna say 50 this guy cleared 50 He did 50.1 not bad for a first time. I also don't know if I could jog myself to the point of death. Look, I'm not a runner. I'm not a distance athlete. You're a track star.

I'm not a track star. Randy's the track star. Yeah, but I was never a distance guy. Actually, famously. I'm not built for distance. I just never been a thing. I famously quit cross country because I couldn't do it. But I was a sprinter. Actually, I think I was looking the other day,

Taylor, what's her name? Sam Taylor. Sam Taylor. Sam Taylor. She's a runner, she's a track star. She is. I think in her profile, it says 26.2 times one. Of course, this is the Matt El Rancho's girl.

Matt El Rancho's girl. Matt O'Ranchos. Yeah, in her profile description she has 26.2 times one, meaning that she's done one. She's done one. Would you rather put 26.2 in your bio on Twitter or a sticker on your car? You have to put it somewhere. Bio.

Really? That's probably the answer, but like it's somehow way more, I don't know. Get your 13.1 stickers out of here. Yeah, 26.2, I'll respect her next ones. It's impressive and I couldn't do it, so props to you for doing it, but don't brag about doing half of something

that a lot of people can do. Hey, Aud, you'll put a, I bought this before Elon went crazy sticker and just put it on Will's car, even though Will doesn't drive a Tesla. It would make no sense. The non-Elon Tesla club or whatever those ones always say. Yeah. God. Dude, there was like that week when people were getting like Tesla dealerships are getting attacked and Tesla's getting vandalized. I'm shocked it didn't happen in Austin

because I'm not kidding. It's, I would say like 15% of the cars in Austin are Teslas. There's so many fucking Teslas, especially this part of town. They're everywhere, dude. Every Uber driver, every other Uber driver is a Tesla because of like, they get like a Uber tax credit or something for the EV. It's insane.

Um, okay Good questions. Yeah, we'll do another one. You go on the Davies davy dad sag let's we'll table that we'll table that. All right. We'll do one more Dream garage one daily driver one weekender Oh, okay, so not talking about what i've got it's just the vehicles in the garage so my car garage. One daily driver, one fridge. Yeah. And a meat fridge, meat freezer. Damn, there's a guy who's been working on like an old Bronco for since he moved in a couple of years ago down the street

and he finally got it up and running and he just has it parked out front. Dude, such a flag. The old Bronco rebuilds are so sick, but there's so many of them that they don't stand out anymore. No, they really don't. People are doing it and they're fucking awesome cars. There's a guy at my kid's school that drives a old like the the OJ Ford Bronco. Those are awesome. Like the white Bronco.

Like it's that one and he definitely knows it's that one. Yeah, I'm just like, that's cool. It is objectively sick. But in my head, I'm like, you have to answer questions. Like every time you go somewhere, people are, ah, got the juice mobile, huh? Yeah. Oh, J. Huh? Remember that? There's a guy that lifetime downtown who drives an old GMC Jimmy, but it's like the bigger body. OK.

And he's got the top off of it. And it's just so fucking sick. And he also is like, he's a really hot dude. I'm just like, Dan, that guy's doing it. My Weekender is an old Toyota Land Cruiser. Just to be a little bit different. The old Land Cruiser, that is my Weekender. I'm going like a Ferrari.

Not a new one. Like a 90s, like a. Oh, you're going fucking speed. Yeah, but you're going you're going look at me. We're talking about a 30 year old vehicle, though. I'm not I'm not tearing through the streets and I just it's just for vibes. OK, you know, maybe maybe I'm kicking it even farther back. I'm doing like the I've always been a Ferrari guy. Maybe like the old

Ferris Bueller one something's just dope like that. I wanted a Ferrari cake Randy or or just a a 911 turbo. I'm a big Porsche guy too. I do love those but I could never have one because it reminds me of that tragedy. Oh, nine 11. Okay. Did you forget? Oh, nine 11. Sounds like somebody forgot. I was thinking, I was thinking never Porsche tragedy. No, well, there probably is one somewhere along the line.

If you look, if you look hard enough, that's a good dude. The old Porsches are sick for my daily. That's the Rogan one, the old Porsches are sick. For my daily. That's the Rogan one. Rogan loves Porsches. I love them too. They sound really good. They're, no other cars look like them and they're dope and they're fast.

Yeah. They're sick. They're cool. And of course for my daily driver, I'm going to a 1998 two door Chevy Tahoe. That's your daily? But yeah. Okay.

Best car ever made. Now I feel like a, oh man, I feel kind of uppity for what I was gonna say. The car I've always wanted is like just a seven series BMW. Oh yeah, well that's sick. That is sick. They're so sick. I've always, that's for whatever reason, I just got to look at that informative years and was like that's sick. That is sick. They're so sick. I've always, that's for whatever reason,

I just gotta look at that informative years and was like, that one day. No, they're fucking big and just badass and comfortable. They're just cool. They are, fast too. Yeah. All right. Well, that was fun.

That concludes Mailbag for this week, folks. Good Mailbag. Thank you for submitting. How often are we gonna do that? We could do it every Wednesday if we want. I don't know, up to you. Maybe once or twice a month, maybe. Times a month. We'll see, we'll see about that. We could do it every Wednesday if we want. I don't know. Up to you. Maybe uh once or twice a

month maybe. Times a month. We'll see. We'll see about it. See about it. Alright. Well, great show today guys. Really appreciate everybody coming out. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event. Just kidding. I like to turn off.

Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and let go of it. David Wardrells, let's go. This the weekend in FOM brought to you by our good friends at Roeback Dylan. I'm rocking one right

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it. I mean, I wear them everywhere. They're so great. Wash twenty, load up the card, one-time use code. Our good friends at Rollback. Uh Dylan, what are you doing? Thanks for asking Dave. Starts tomorrow. Parks has another baseball game. Talked a lot about his baseball journey. He's playing

with a lot of confidence right now. So I'm excited to see what he's doing tomorrow out there on the diamonds. He's got a game Saturday as well. Two games this weekend, starting Thursday. But two games. And those have become the highlight of my weekend. I just have so much fun watching him play. So that that's going to be

great. Friday. Don't have much man. Don't have much at all, actually. Okay, I might go stay out in Lakeway at Chelsea's place out Lakeway way out Lakeway Way. And then Easter, I don't have plans in ink yet for Easter, but I'll probably go to my dad's and meet up with my, my, my, my Haley, my sister Haley, and my brother-in-law, my nieces, and we'll do like a little Easter egg situation over there. Easter egg hunt.

But yeah, man, I had such a jam packed weekend last weekend that I'm gonna, I'm gonna cool my heels a little bit. This one. Sure. the There was talk of catching a ball game. Dodgers are in town. It's our hard tickets to come by. Got the world champion. Yeah, it's a good team. It's a good team, those Dodgers have fielded. But yeah, we'll be up there. Sadly, we're missing T-ball Saturday, just because of the holiday, but a lot of people are gonna be gone. Easter egg hunt.

Could be a rainy Saturday night, Sunday morning, so we may do that like a day early. I don't know, but yeah, we'll be hanging out. I just got a text from my dad. I checked my phone and just said, brand of beer question mark. She's loading up. I told him red stripe, stripe season.

Randy, what you got? My mom is coming to town for Easter. So she gets in tomorrow. So I'll pick her up from the airport and then just kind of just hang out with her taking around Austin going to try to pack as much food in without it being you know, too much food. I'm trying to do a taco deli and Terry blacks in the same day like I did. Oh, he's got a P.

I got a piece of that. I'm so sorry. Well, we're like two minutes from wrapping. So close. This guy. Can you believe this guy? This guy is fucking. Yes. He doesn't care about my weekend. Yeah. I guess my mom comes in town and just says, all right, I'm out of here.

That's about it. She's coming to town. I'm going to show around Austin and have some fun with her. Okay. Let's run it back and get out of here, Randy. We have a really short one uh running back of course this segment during which we talk about what we already talked about. Dave breached office etiquette this morning and just now and just now contrary to what Dave says,

Dylan has more to offer to this podcast and just nonsense. No dude. Perfect. Don't approach Randy from us. That's me. And finally, Randy's mom will be in town this weekend. That's true. And that concludes run it back. All right, do you do you want to stall until he comes back? I'll go I'll go there. I'll hit the button. Hit the theme song button. Oh, wait, I got I got to find it. Hold on. Let's see. Can you do it? The screen's not even pulled up. I'm not sure how to do it.

I think it's just that top left one. Top left. Yep, there it is. Oh, he did it. So finish? We finished, big dog. What? Dude, I'm doing your job for you.

Oh, man. Thanks for watching guys!