Circling Back - Rapping Robots & Partying Prime Ministers

Episode Date: August 24, 2022

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All right, we're back circling back podcast presented by busy heart seltzer. The only heart seltzer with vitamin C and superfruit acerola. My name is will to freeze my left david ruff i'd like to formally ask tmz and the paparazzi in general you don't leave ben affleck alone randy pull it off this dude this is the shittiest photo of any celeb i've ever seen he's sunburned and drunk on vacation what's wrong with that ben affleck wipeout pooped post-wedding yeah he's pooped you know why because he was at his wedding where he married jennifer lopez you don't have to get him

at this horrible time where his face is just he looks like shit he does but has he done anything to deserve the cameras in his face at all times he's been affleck dude it's like just give him a break he the dunkin donuts thing let the guy fucking get his mediocre donuts papa paparazzi what is it that people stand dunkin donuts for is it the coffee is it the donuts is it the other stuff what what is what is the reason it's regional. I think Donuts famously has good coffee. Okay. I've had their coffee one time, exactly one time, and it was rocket fuel. It put me way – I was freaking out.

It's straight gas. The food – I also had a four loco later that night, so my body was just revolting. The food is average. The coffee is above average. What were you on, man? I was in Rhode Island, dude. I was just built different that trip, just taking down as much caffeine as i could you just wanted to

destroy your insides on that trip i didn't want to but i did well i'm sorry for i'm sorry for ben affleck's loss yeah me too he's he's fine he's married to j-lo again or they were getting married the first time around no okay i don't know she's been waiting for tonight hey don't be fooled by the rocks that she's got she's still jenny from the block yeah she's got another rock randy no randy likes it dylan shivery ladies and gentlemen man i don't want to like sit here and be like oh i don't feel good and like you know make excuses for any performance issues i might have today but like you know i i don't feel i don't feel good dude shut up i don't even feel good to be honest like a lot of times if someone doesn't feel good for the podcast i'm like you know uh we're gonna we're gonna help you

uh get through this but i have the way that you've been acting in between your complaints about not feeling well, I think you're completely fine. An ear infection. Well, my ear. It's been creeping up all week and it finally has set in. My whole head is just a throbbing throbberson. It's not a good situation. It's not good at all.

But here I am and I'm going to put forth my best effort and I think I'm going to knock it out of the park today. Thank you for digging deep, Throbby Throbberson. Yeah. It's big of you. Yeah. Thank you, man. It's good to be here.

Thank you all for having me. You should see a doctor. I feel like you've had ear issues in the past, recent past. Have you heard of these doctors that are called ENTs? If by past you mean my whole life, yes. I have at least one ear infection a year

for as long as I can remember. Why do I remember you have one like two months ago? Because I did. Well, yeah, you need to get some help, bud.

I know, man. I know. Do you think it's in a waxy buildup, maybe? It's not, no. I should have had tubes in my ears when I was a kid.

I saw some people on the Discord asking if Dylan's got dirty ass ears. No, I just, I don't have, my ears are clean. I should have had tubes in my ears when I was a kid. I saw some people on the Discord asking if Dylan's got dirty-ass ears. No, my ears are clean. I can remember the kid in fifth grade who had dirty ears. Poor guy. Dude, you got to be nice to those people. You got to tell them. We got to be nice.

I don't know. What am I going to do? Like, hey, man. But that's one of those things that you don't know until someone points it out to you when you're a kid. That's fair. You don't look inside your ears every day. Or unless that kid sees somebody else with a dirty ear and he's like,

oh, I got to go home and look at my ears. But most kids don't do that. You got to be nice to those kids. Yeah, man. Rhodes saw me doing a Q-tip in my ear and he was brushing his teeth and he tried to put his toothbrush in his ear. It was kind of cute.

I was like, that doesn't go there. Definitely don't. What Q-tip songs were you listening to? Vibrant Thing. Vibrant Thing. Dylan's like, hmm. My ears hurt. I remember Q-tip. Shut up.

You don't understand, man. It sucks. No, I know. I get it. I get it. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to diminish your ear infection, but I'm not going to say what you did to the Advil bottle when you were taking your Advil, but.

I took Advil. What are you talking to the Advil bottle when you were taking your Advil, but... I took Advil. What are you talking about? Okay. What did you do? Did you mouth? I got this new mug. I got this new Lego mug. Okay.

He tried to snort the Advil. He said, this is how I do my drugs normally. It was a gel. He was just putting liquid gels up his nose. Yeah, liquid gel. You would be weirded out by how I take pills. Why? What do you do are they

blue and yellow i don't put them in my hand i put them in the cap and then toss it into my mouth why that's not weird because i don't want to get my dirty hands on them and i don't want to wash my hands like immediately before so that's what i do really alissa really hates people who go pills and then water are doing it wrong that's me you go water hold the water in your mouth then drop the pills in and it just it's like it's like the pills never even touch your tongue that's how to do it folks i've never had a problem with the taste that's how you do it i don't even need water dog for me it's always been a texture pie water pills swallow that order water pill water people are the softest people on earth water pill water come on let's go

water pill i don't know yeah no i'm saying water pill water like for i think it's like oh do it down if it's advil i may not even get water if it's advil liquid gels uh catch me dry catch me dry sucking these things down dude advil is the only dry sucking it's the only medicine that comes equipped with candy paint yeah it comes through dripping it just drips on the back of your tongue do you ever like do you ever try to raw dog like a vitamin or something and then suddenly it starts dissolving on your on your like tongue and then you start to really freak out that's why vitamins use my method that will never happen to you vitamins be like one percent of the time so like the other 99 i just feel like i have that absolute dog in me.

Add that talking point to the athletic greens. Like you won't need to raw dog a multivitamin anymore. Now you've got fucking AG1. There's something about those vitamins that like when you, I'm not talking about athletic greens, just like vitamins in the capsules that just taste so much worse than anything else they just taste so earthy not ritual eating dirt well ritual smells great but the ritual vitamins had like the little balls in them i'm talking about like the earthy looking ones it looks like they just packaged up

some dirt or like clay yeah like something shailene woodley would eat what she eats clay her stock will never recover for me. Anyone that dates Aaron Rodgers in any capacity, their stock just immediately takes a hit, and it's just not going to go up anytime soon. Now you're going to act like you're out on Danica Patrick? I mean, I did get to witness where she stores her wine in Napa one time, so that was a pretty cool experience for me.

Wow, that's amazing. Tell us all about it. Yeah. The guy was like, this is actually Danica Patrick's wine. I was like, cool. Ready to move on. What's her net worth? When do we get to drink the wine?

I don't care. Yeah, I'm not here to care. I'm here to get drunk. Her net worth? 6.2. I feel like if you store your wine somewhere in Napa, you have to be at least 10. I'm going to guess 18. You can store it there, dog.

Whoa! Okay. As of August 4th, her net worth is estimated to be around $80 million. What the fuck? This is via wealthygorilla.com. Classic Dylan underestimating a girl boss. Do you not like to see her win? She hasn't been in the spotlight

for a long time. Am I wrong? Is she still racing? She's going to McLaren. She's replacing Riccardo. Yep. That would actually be kind of sick. Look at that. F1 talk.

Do you ever drive and just imagine you're an F1 driver? Just start apexing turns and shit? I think I could be an F1 driver. I don't think you could. I really think I could. Based on the fact that you and I both quit the video game because Monica was too hard, I don't know if we have that in us. I don't think you can do it with your color blindness.

The way your boy weaves in and out of traffic, it's like, who is this guy? I just fucking hit it. Whipping that shit. Wood grain. Really? Does color blindness keep you? I know you don't have it doesn't affect my driving a severe case but is there are there people who have trouble with stoplights no that's why i have the order david yeah there are can you you can see the uh

green is always at the bottom or the right side so that helps people who are colorblind that green was at the top no it's at the bottom how do you know you're colorblind because i know i know i just wow it is yeah yeah i def i definitely should trust dylan more but i just i am very wise very wise no you've just had to confront this before and dave and i don't that's true uh the green and the red i don't get confused but sometimes the yellow and the red throw me off a bit there's a light at william cannon and convict hill that when the sun is setting in the west it faces west you can't see it and like people you could see people and they're like moving their head and i'm like i don't know what to tell you could see people, and they're moving their head.

And I'm like, I don't know what to tell you. They used to call me William Cannon. Really? Why? Because you had a gun? Like an arm? Oh, no. I'll let you decide.

Oh, because you're a big wiener. Is that what you mean? Oh, Billy Cannon. Billy Boomstick over here william cannon that's a strong name is it but that would be a good name yeah i would vote for a william cannon if they ran um what do these student loans do that they need to get forgiven you guys hear about this they say out past curfew it was was just announced right before we started recording.

Did they say they were only on the 12th hole, but they were actually on the 18th hole getting ready to hit the bar for a little bit? I don't know. That sounds like the boys to me. Yeah, good, man. Hey, we're going to do a party pod just on student loan forgiveness. Anyone that was budgeting that's getting their student loans forgiven, I'm going to welcome you back right now to our Patreon.

Ooh. Patreon.com slash Circling Back Podcast. You can officially afford it. Congratulations. That's great. We need to drop a lead in the writers group, the PGP writers group, because this one will do numbers, I think. Yeah.

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Go subscribe. We're trying to do numbers over there. Make it happen. We have a link in the description of this episode for that. I think you'll get more out of this show if you watch it. There's a lot that goes on that people listening obviously can't see. A lot of nonverbal communication, much to Dylan's dis people listening obviously can't see a lot of non-verbal communication much to dylan's dismay why can't they see plus we're all devastatingly handsome

so i will say that the light is favorable to me in the clips i do look way more tan than i am grab it thank you randy i'm sorry if you're gonna watch i guess you get like sweaty, like hot and sweaty. Yeah. Have my coffee. Hey, shout out to the two guys who sent me mugs.

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Wait, what? I haven't seen this yet, man. I mean... It's the first AI robot, or excuse me, AI hip-hop robot does it have bars was got canceled dylan so what was the robot did alan iverson help make this robot or was the is it modeled after him yeah no they just they gave him a one of ai's sleeves wait why did it get canceled they have some like unsavory tweets from like back in 2014 or something um per av club the cartoon rapper powered by artificial

intelligence has been accused of offering crass exploitative and racist depictions of black life in its lyrics and videos in addition to using racist slurs so this thing's racist i who programmed this thing uh a couple lads anthony martini and brandon lee never never trust a guy whose name could get simplified to tony martini i'm sorry so if there's one martini if there's one name that i have my my guard up against it is our man tony martini if you sit down at a poker table and then a guy named tony martini's sitting there you got to get up yeah you sit right up he's gonna clean you out it's just a remake of scarface but it's tony tony martini and he just has like a wicked vodka problem tony martini like final scene he's just pounding martini and just gets up stumbles his way into a shotgun the second you shake hands with tony martini you know that

money is coming out of your pocket at some point oh yeah forget about it forget about it tony martini this is a scathing review of this ai ai since it's since it's an ai robot did it learn how to be racist on its own or was it like it was they set it up to be racist great question one that you're probably not going to get the answer to here but i know man what's the deal with this racist robot i want to hear it's bars though it's all based on ai does that help alan iverson no i don't think you're missing the point it's web three oh i'm on my web two shit still maybe that's my problem well martini did tell the new york times that Mecca was voiced by a black guy. He argued that this was not a malicious plan of white executives.

And in a crystal clear distillation of NFT brain rot, he said that, quote, it's literally no different from managing a human artist except that it's digital. No, I don't think he understands what literally means. He also added that when talking about mecca that uh it's actually one of the most diverse teams you can get i'm the only white person involved is this tony yeah that's tony talking martini yeah tony's like i got black friends too relax tony just take the l and move on this feels like an snl skit or something like this whole thing is like too good to be true now i'm just trying to think of what what tweets this mecca robot had back in

the day that got canceled i'm the only white person involved he says what i'm taking from this is that i don't think he was like firing off hot tweets i think it was more of his lyrics. He might have used some words that shouldn't be used by an artificially intelligent rapper who I presume was made by a white guy. Have y'all played this? He was the only white guy in the team, David. I don't know if I believe it.

Have y'all played the YouTube clip? The YouTube clip that's in the story here? Have y'all played it? I'm too afraid. There are several of of them i don't want to get canceled i kind of want to go through the rest of my life being able to say i've never heard any bars from fn mecca or whatever if it's heat like i'll i will spin it that's all i'm saying this says there's also a video of mecca almost getting eaten by a giant rumba that was posted a day before the contract signing. It has nearly a million views.

Pretty good. What? The video also has Mecca getting off a blue Bugatti jet that has more than 35 million views. He knows how to ball. It's just that he got canceled now, so he's done. How'd he get all that bread? Like, did they just, like, honest question. Did they just, like like filter a bunch of

music through this robot's ears and then like let him figure out how to rap after i don't know but if i mean a lot of i mean a lot of rap songs out there have some lyrics that use uh you know certain language yeah and if you were to feed this robot all those lyrics it's going to come up with some you know like-minded uh bars i heard they just were feeding him like i heard tony martini was trying to just feed them like asher roth and uh like maddie b yeah nobody loved college but everyone hated everyone hated f and mecca me and yo dauda it says here that there is a oh fn Maka has a hibachi Rolls Royce that it calls a hobachi.

That's good. Which is derogatory toward women, Dylan. What's a hibachi Rolls Royce look like? Do they have like cooking up stir fry in the back? It's clearly been pimped. Okay. With what? A hibachi chef.

That's sick. Yo, we put a hibachi chef in your back seat that is sweet that is objectively tight we heard you like shrimp i would not be mad if somebody put like a flat top stove thing in the back of my car yes you would no i wouldn't dude that's not practical at all what are you gonna do i can't wait till the weather gets a little cooler outside and we can finally do that backyard hibachi thing that's's what I'm doing for my birthday. Fuck you. You're not doing it for your birthday.

You're not allowed. Someone's not getting invited. Wait. One of y'all hates hibachi. He was anti. He was anti until he started imagining that he could cuck my birthday celebration that was canceled, by the way. Because it was 42 degrees outside. I would have gone.

I would have done it too. There's enough heat from that grill. Right? Dude, that's literally what I told Sally. I was like, we're're all gonna be sitting around a dude that's just like setting things on fire we're gonna be just fine i've done our uh someone still lives out there someone flings a shrimp at me it's on site why do you care he's getting hands why i don't know don't throw shrimp at me he's trying to get you to eat it dude he's serving you what if it's a jumbo put it on a plate dog that's how i usually eat my food how do you know that's the right way to do it that's the way you learned how to do it that's right i think it's more green friendly if you

don't use a plate less to wash so i mean if you're serious about this climate change thing you might want to look into eating shrimp on the fly. That's my new Instagram handle, shrimp on the fly. With underscores, and it's got to be duh fly. That's so stupid. Just regular flounder on the fly taken. Shrimp on the fly? You know, it's a valid question.

I hate underscores. When I see underscores and people's ads are just trash yeah it's like what are you doing the only the only underscore that i actually like and i think this is well done is uh our friends over at turn dogs because they use it as a vacancy for one of the letters which is smart but when people separate words i'm like you gotta just do something else wait don't we have an underscore so hey can i issue an announcement we have another one of the watch medias it's tough i hate it it's a bad thing but we we tried i got an announcement and this isn't on the rundown uh andrew tate has officially been banned from podcast week wow you know what i've been calling him lately just to dunk on him and your taint you know it's pretty good dylan of course yeah it's the area i have one it's the area on the back of your elbow i'll show you show it's your tape they're so gross. What are they doing down there? Taints? Yeah. Good question.

Just existing? Just being part of your biology? I suppose. That's true. What's your least favorite part of your body? Ooh. I have many, truly. Go ahead.

Power rank them. No. Body shame yourself. Give us one. Just give us a taste. No, people on social media do that for me already. Do you want us to power rank your least favorite parts of your body? Sure.

What's your least favorite part of my body? Forearms. It's not that. It's not a forearm. What are you doing? Just flexing on haters why does andrew like why is andrew tate even a thing i don't know where'd he come i'd gone so long without knowing anything about him and then last two weeks it's been dude the memes are keeping him alive yeah you know what's crazy dave it's almost like it's almost like when people get

canceled it just adds fuel to the fire. It's almost like it doesn't cancel them at all and just helps them. Are you saying it's like reverse cancel culture? Am I saying cancel culture isn't real? Are you saying cancel cancel culture? When Joe Rogan was getting, quote, canceled, he gained like 600,000 Instagram followers in like a week. Let's get canceled. Yeah, should we get canceled?

We need to get strategically canceled. Let's create an artificially intelligent rapping lad. No. If we're going to get canceled, I'd prefer if it wasn't for anything too serious no i didn't you didn't let me finish we need to be able to bounce back he's just not very good oh he's just a bad rapper yeah like his freestyles are clearly written he stammers over his words what if we do something to randy should we haze him that we haven't already done yeah but like like we have like a low-key contract

with randy that says like hey so we're just doing this to like like we have like a low-key contract with randy that says like hey so we're just doing this to you so we can like get more followers i love a good low-key contract we'll keep you we'll pad those pockets if you think of anything that we can get canceled for randy just let us know i'm not going to sexually harass you if that's what's going through your mind yeah that would never happen here no i'd prefer not to get canceled we could just make him paint himself blue it's kind of bullshit that randy's been painting this entire thing with the perfect shade of blue and he hasn't painted himself yet if he was team content he would use the excess paint at the end of this painting thing i saw that himself i saw that poll i voted yes what what did randy get an only fans that i'm

not familiar with no it was a Twitter poll or Instagram something. I don't know. You can see poll on Twitter. They do not censor. That's true. Shout out to the bendy tweet. Not on the Grom, though. Dude, shout out to the bendy tweet.

Shout out. Major shout. Might never delete. He's not ever going to consider deleting that. He's not even flirting with being bendy. I know. ever like even consider deleting that he's not even flirting with being bendy i know it's a pretty like standard like bendiness there it's not extra bendy or anything it's just on all fours yeah i mean what i could do that i'm like the least flexible person of all time prove it you know that i can get on all fours?

Do it. Do it on the desk. Throw that ass in a circle, please. You want me to get on all fours on this desk? That's what I'm asking, yeah. Should I take my clothes off first? This will incentivize people to follow us on YouTube so they can watch it. You want me to get on this desk?

How many times do I have to tell you? Throw that ass in a circle on your desk right now. I'm not throwing my ass in a circle. I'm not saying you have to like pee pop or something just get on your all fours pee pop pee pop thank you for not asking me to pee pop for the people dave how many patrons for dylan to pee pop on my handstand it I don't think it's going to happen. Dylan, just pop your...

I would do it for... If we got to 5,000, I promise I would do it. I would be clothed in some capacity, but... This definitely won't come back to haunt me. I'm not going to pop pee for anybody right now. Yeah, same. I only do that in the comfort of my own home. I'm going to keep checking tmz to see if ben affleck's been photographed people outside of a starbucks or something duncan oh yeah duncan dave have you lost your wedding

ring since your wedding night you know the story right well i lost my wedding ring on my wedding night i know i was i was i was helping you look for it on the bus no my my best man brought it to my parents house like the next day he found it in his uh garment bag but no i have not i've had scares i just lost mine for a week i didn't even notice i don't wear it that often that's why i lost it and that's what made it even harder to find because i couldn't nail down i had to go back to all the episodes from last week re-watch every episode and figure out and not i mean not re-watch every episode but just check in and see if i could find my ring anywhere and the last the last time that i saw my ring last week was on the wednesday episode and i had no clue where it was. It was found yesterday. Officially, I have a ring,

but it's the first time I've done that dumb husband thing where you just don't... I had nothing. So why don't you wear it all the time? You like to keep your options open? I honestly just hate having stuff on my hands. You should get it tattooed. Dude, if anything, these things are like magnets.

What do you mean? Wedding rings? Oh, for babes. girls are way more likely to talk to a guy with a wedding ring than not so i was actually doing all the babes a favor by leaving it off so they wouldn't approach me we're not afraid of commitment yeah that's why in my 20s i wore a wedding ring before i was even married really it didn't work is that why you got it tattooed on your finger too okay yeah, yeah. It's gone now. We talked about that on the pod.

Check out RBP. It's weird that it just faded away. It is, right? Tattoos famously aren't supposed to do that. I have a theory as to why it faded away for Ross. Because he did not treat it like you're supposed to treat it after you get a tattoo. And it scabbed up really bad. You just got to keep it clean, right?

I remember him showing up to the house that night. The tattoo on his hand. I was like, dude, what? Of all of the tattoos that someone in that group in San Marcos could have or would have gotten, I would have never guessed something wedding ring related. Yeah. You wanted to get a Bobcats forever tattoo on your ass

right uh-huh i still might you're gonna do those two pistols uh crossed over one another that says get fucked yeah i was gonna get that one too shout out to uh my friend from texas tech who actually has that on his ass doesn't make any sense he doesn't know why he did it don't get a thigh tie why dude it's somewhere else don't listen to this choogy ass you're too choogy you're too choogy to get no you're not dave you don't listen to him dude that's a young like hip hip guy thing don't listen to him dude i think we should get tats let's do it this weekend here's the problem i would immediately be the guy at the gym who just got a tat and people up there. You see the same people when you go, if you go to the same window that I go and they would see me and they've known me this entire time with the stash, but no tats. And then I'm going to have a tat and they're

like, Oh, what's this? This guy's going through it. And it's in my head. Midlife crisis. Exactly. Which, I mean, this will be my third midlife crisis exactly which i mean this will be my third midlife crisis so my issue is that if i got a tattoo and anybody said anything negative at all like not even like that negative just any slight or anything i would immediately hate that person you have to stay out of the discord yeah i'd be like like i would just fucking want to kill them like do this permanently on me somebody you like open up to circling back Discord after like a good show. You're like, man, I was on fire today. And you scroll down, you see like, man, Will's tat.

That ain't it. God damn it. No, the Discord's nice, dude. They are. That ain't it. I don't have any issue with the Discord. I like them. Oh, man. Yeah, but no, no that is that's a real fear because like you i know you can get tattoos

removed i think it's a total beating and i think it's not cheap no it's a beating dude like it's a process i watched an mtv true life i'm getting tattoos removed because i will watch any mtv true life as long as they play it and it i mean you have to go through a lot should we do a group rewatch of the uh true life the guy who at the end gets calf implants that guy was perfect that dude was that dude was fucking awesome actually that was tony martini that guy said after you guys calf implants like now i am perfect he wasn't wrong and he was right i wish i wish our audience skewed heavier towards the late 30s instead of like the late 20s because we could justify trying to just re-watch old mtv shows all the time i would do a real world watch which one would you start with uh i think there's a case to be made that new orleans would be a good

one i also think um san diego with brad and cameron start with all for me it's either chicago new orleans or san diego austin would be fun because is that a vince young steakhouse it's famously now the vince young steakhouse yes the house also right next to pf chang's china bistro that's true that's good point man you see these dinosaur tracks dude i'm not really that into them honestly i told you know my you know my you know my takes are you kidding how does this not absolutely fascinate everyone that gets a hold of it these tracks are 113 million years old and you're not like oh my god that's crazy

okay so okay those are pretty tight 113 million years yeah carbon dating will half-life things of that nature that doesn't fascinate you you're saying how is it just now being discovered i didn't say it dave asked a good question though okay so these tracks were in a a dinosaur zone it was like there was a park there the d zone there's a park there that's like, there are dinosaur tracks everywhere. Sir, step away from the dinosaur zone. No, really. They were playing Zone D. Would y'all like actually listen for a sec?

Is that like the Tampa 2? This is a known area for like a lot of dinosaur activity. There's a park there. So there were already tracks discovered there. Just ne'er-do-well dinosaurs just smoking cigs and making out. These were newly discovered because of the drought. Which is affecting everyone in Texas. Okay, so Pangea was 230 million years ago.

Super continent. Pangea. We're talking Pangea now. I'm just wondering. I feel like you have these tectonic plates. You hear about these things? They shift. The continents are slowly drifting.

They're plates that are made of tectonic.'s not accurate but okay keep going so after all this time after all these millions and millions of years and all this erosion that could possibly happen you're telling you're telling me you're telling me that we just randomly found these no i'm not a diner i'm not anti-dinosaur i'm pro-dinos anti archaeologists trying to pull the wool over our eyes is it true that that they're saying this is the first ever mammoth over our set of pegasaurus tracks it's not a pegasaurus what's your deal dog is it the third leg Gregosaurus? It's a Miami Hurricanes reference. Yeah, famously.

Huge cock. Greg Olson? Thank God. Famously. That's what you hear. Greg Olson or Jon Hamm? In a cock off? Yeah. Probably Greg Olson.

He's a professional athlete. We had a good question on exactly five minutes yesterday that we didn't get to. And I want to ask it now. No, no, no. But I don't want to ruin it for future execs. We're going to run that back. It's going to be tough. Stop looking at Andrew Tate tweets, dude.

I'm not. You're obsessed with this guy. Our old intern was doing a tweet. Why are you Googling Andrew Tate tattoos? I wasn't. Does he have tattoos? Surely he has tattoos surely he definitely has tattoos all right now i'm looking i'm just pissed off we've moved on from the dinosaur track

discussion you guys are talking i'm in what kind of dinosaurs is well there were several different dinosaurs there actually how can they not tell dinosaurs they can web three how okay then what kind of dinosaur i'm getting to it you son of a gun. Maybe you should read it before you start talking about it. Some of them are attributed to the Sorrow Poseidon, which is a 60-foot tall dinosaur weighing about 44 tons. That sounds like a Northern European death metal band. Okay. It weighs 44 tons and its tracks are that big facts i mean yeah it's this thing like whatever it's got tiny feet

you guys would be just crushing parks of soul if he was listening to you talk about is there a is there a rendering of what the poseidon so what is it the pseudo poseidon yeah a guy in love island usa last night said that the uh loch ness monster isn't actually a monster it's just a whale penis i just don't know if that checks i don't even know if there's whales i don't even think there's whales in like at loch ness i kind of like the thought of a whale that like knows that he can like get everybody talking so he just floats to the top and rolls over and just lets that thing just flop out one time

yeah we talked a lot of cock today I'm sorry yeah it's a big penis episode it looks like a brontosaurus sure weirdly a brontosaurus. Sure. Weirdly, a brontosaurus never existed.

It was confused with a brachiosaurus. How do we know that? They wrongly created it. You can tell that Dylan wants to dive into this conversation, but he doesn't want to get made fun of for knowing these things. I know a lot of stuff because of my son. He teaches me a lot, and we read books together, so I know about this shit. He is your son and your partner.

A brontosaurus was wrongly identified like they named it they named a dinosaur brontosaurus and then they then they realized oh actually this was fossil of a i think it was a brachiosaurus there's a bunch of them that are like big like that it's like oh i guess the brontosaurus never actually existed it's a true thing look it up anyway I'm fascinated by this, mostly because my son is super into it, and we read books about it all the time. And I love this kind of stuff.

Where in Texas did this happen? South of Fort Worth. Dylan, we're south of Fort Worth. Just south of Fort Worth. The Dinosaur Valley State Park. What? Dave's trying to come at you right now i just googled did the brontosaurus exist that's all i put in first result brontosaurus was a large sauropod

a group of typically large dinosaurs with long necks and tails that lived during the late jurassic period from about 156 to 145 or 145 million years ago the first recorded evidence of the brontosaurus was discovered in the 1870s in the USA. I'm just saying there's other- There are conflicting theories about its actual existence. You fall into- There are a lot of dinosaurs that look just like that, though. If you had to guess,

if you had to put yourself in one of the two camps- I'm going with a did not exist camp. I think it's a hoax. It was confused with a different species. Okay. I have no reason to argue that. I wasn't around back then so and I you know I'm not a first-hand witness or anything if you were sure maybe some alligators we don't know the ones that famously live forever correct in only in vacuums but have you heard about the stonkasaurus? The prince in that

picture has diamond hands. Oh my god. A stonkasaurus. It doesn't have diamonds. Its hands are made of diamonds. Just a well-off dinosaur. You guys are really annoying. They should do dinosaur NFTs.

He's got a standing reservation at a bunch of rooftop bars in Midtown. Loves a vodka soda. I like when Dylan's so put off by what we're doing with something he likes, he just starts reading it more intently on his computer. He's like, you know what? I'm going to take this opportunity to learn some more. The Brontosaurus, known fondly as one of the largest creatures

to have ever walked the planet, while having had one of the smallest brains in all dinosaurs, is back. The creature is still extinct, but it has now been reclassified as a dinosaur after being sent into exile by the scientific community. So there's some conflicting theories out there. Okay. Okay. Why'd they have to do it like that yeah why'd they have to come at his brain like we already said it didn't exist now we're

like yeah it existed small brain though when scientists looked at these fossils later they realized that the i can't i'm just trying to pronounce this. Apatosaurus was the same animal as the brontosaurus. Yeah, there's all kinds of information out there. Apatosaurus sounds soft. Ooh. Scientists used the first name given to an animal, so they decided to rename the

brontosaurus to apatosaurus because the apatosaurus came first. Jesus. How do they know that that's a good question i don't know man anyway talk is that what is that why we have creeks and rivers i'm sorry that's stupid wolves famously what what make rivers only if they're reintroduced into the wild yes correct they make everything green and cool. The springs start flowing.

We got enough trees, though. I'm finished reading dinosaur facts, by the way. But this stuff is fascinating, to me at least. You should do a Patrick Reed parody account, and it's used dinosaur facts. And you just contradict the mainstream narratives about dinosaurs. Much like I have Lad Football Brough, where I talk like european sports and stuff you should make a science account science is tight dude you could do it i think dude you could be good you could have a kid show podcast where you just talk about stuff like that in a more interesting way but you guys are

going to get into this kind of shit when your son's getting old enough. Actually, this is how Dylan gets canceled. He starts doing the children's stuff. He has his children's podcast going on, and then they go back, and they're like, wait. This guy looks familiar. This is the TFM guy. This guy shits his pants. Is that Dorn?

He wrote the story about shitting his pants. Is that Dorn? This is Blippi 2.0. No, you can shit your pants. Just don't shit on your friends. I didn't shit on another person. this is the tfm guy is that he wrote the story about shitting his pants is that this is blippy 2.0 no you can shit your pants just don't shit on your shit on another person is he the guy i mean even if he didn't post the poop shotgun video he definitely i mean he was in charge at that time you were in charge famously i famously never shat on a person ever ever yeah ever um big brother night stop dave what are you have you guys been watching big brother without me ever? Big Brother night? Stop, Dave. Have you guys been watching Big Brother without me?

Yeah. Pooping on each other? Every Tuesday at the Casa de Ruff. I don't want to get pooped on while watching Big Brother. I also don't like being excluded, so I guess I gotta do what I gotta do. We called an end to it. No, this is too much. Dylan's fucking taking this a little far. Just pooping on people. Did the minister of finland poop on anybody what he what the prime minister of finland do she's 36 oh and according to news outlets

finland's prime minister parties like a rock star, and the Finns are okay with that. So she was caught partying. There's some videos from behind the scenes. She wasn't doing anything egregious. She wasn't doing any hard drugs. She was just dancing. She was being funny. She was enjoying herself.

And all these people took it way too far and acted like she was doing something bad do you get the feeling that the only people who got upset by it were people outside of finland like us like uk like the west west i i this is gonna sound like a joke but this is a classic scenario of people legitimately just not liking a girl boss to win are we really just gonna ignore the fact that she's a certified baddie? No. I just don't really look at her like that. I look at her as a prime minister. Yeah, I like her accomplishments and stuff like that. I like that to precede what is physically attractive about her.

I don't know anything about her. Dylan, what if I told you she stood with Ukraine? I stand with Ukraine. Man, to the people in my neighborhood who have the I stand with Ukraine signs in their yard, you're really brave. Wow. We were beginning to wonder where you guys stand. Yeah. Like, I know where you stand.

I'm proud of you guys for having those signs out. But I would like to go on record saying that I also stand with Ukraine. Are you sure they're not Ukrainian? No, that's the other thing. Like, I don't want to shit on people that have the Ukraine signs out too much because they might be Ukrainian. And I think stand with Ukraine. Are you sure they're not Ukrainian? No, that's the other thing. Like, I don't want to shit on people that have the Ukraine signs out too much because they might be Ukrainian. And I think that changes things.

But I always, I can't help but just think whenever I see I stand with Ukraine sign, like what dinner party conversation went off the rails that now they have to tell all their neighbors, like, by the way, I do stand with the Ukraine. Somebody brought up a Glenn Greenwald article or something and they're

like now they're like whoa whoa whoa we gotta we gotta just really really show our support yeah double down it's like everyone leaves the the dinner and you're just drunk on red wine it's like babe did we did we go too hard on questioning some of the ukraine stuff i'm just gonna go to the store tomorrow and get a i stand you to side. Oh, God. Did I start talking about defense spending? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The military knows real complex. Folks, we're standing with Finland now.

We're standing. She's only 36 and she's dancing with her friends. Folks. I kind of, I mean, I don't wish you were single still, but I wish you were single for the only reason that I kind of want you to DM the prime minister of Ukraine right now. I can still DM her. With the Mario emoji. Not emoji.

You go queen. Whatever. You drop this queen. You drop this prime minister. They made her... She voluntarily took a drug test after this to prove like... Because people were suggesting that she was on drugs. Just fucking let her... I can even if she left me on red who did casey masquerade is it

kind of surprising that trump never got a crown she saw your message for being president no she didn't read it i'm just kidding what if trump had instituted something that was like presidents wear crowns now would have been kind of tight somebody posted might have been big content guy somebody posted the video of him after like uh one of the hurricanes or disasters handing out well i should say tossing out paper towels to the crowd and he's just he's just shooting them flicking his wrist like he's taking jumpers he's just shooting them out to the crowd and it's just like oh then okay the kim jong-un uh meeting where he looked at the camera make us look skinny i oh god it says a lot that if you're the you're the president of the united states and you are meeting with a vicious dictator from north

korea and the one thing that you're worried about is making sure that the photographers take flattering photos of you so you look skinny. What kind of deep-seated issues do you have with yourself that you have to worry about that when you are literally standing in front of one of the worst people on planet Earth? I don't think he cares, because if he did,

he would never step foot on a golf course where he looks like one of the most unhealthy humans of all time. It was the pan over to Kim Jong-il that made it so for un made it so funny who didn't he was just like what what is this idiot talking remember when you were a big kim jong-il guy dylan dylan had some some uh some takes on some some people no you did say he had fire fits you definitely said that dude can get a fit off i don't think i don't want to live in a world where you can't respect someone's fit because of what they've done if you're dripping you're dripping yeah like thank you that's a that's a good point like i think

dylan's right here i don't think we thank you we can't just come at any people for you know human rights violations we can't discount their drip because of that april 11 2013 subject line of my emails to kim jong look here you chubby little shit damn dude you're fat shaming kim jong damn who said that first line of my email to kim jong this is the same day you've got a lot of nerve pal wow dude you're really putting this place i'm retweeting that one you say i don't retweet you enough well here you go come on don't do that what are you doing dog dylan has that's a crazy ratio you have on this tweet dylan you have 39 retweets and 39 likes gotta give credit to kim jong for that hair though those white walls demand respect

would you stop doing this this is a good bit It's all right. Dylan's actively deleting them and going through them. Yeah, right. As soon as you retweet, I'm just going to delete. Oh, Daily Frazier had a banger. Do you follow Daily Frazier? I saw it. I saw it. It's good.

You've got a lot of nerve, pal. That's a good tweet. That's a legit tweet. I deleted it. It's satire. I cannot get over the fact that Kim Jong-il said that he shot 38 under in his first ever round of golf. That was the dad, right? Yes.

It said Kim shot 38 under, including 11 holes in one at the 7,700-yard championship course at Pyongyang in the very first round of golf of his life, according to North Korean state media. 11 holes in one at the 7,700 yard championship course at Pyongyang in the very first round of golf of his life. According to North Korean state media, 11 holes in one. This was in 1994 when Kim was 52 years old, even more impressive. He stood just five foot three. It was able to overpower the course as long as any ever played in a major championship history. Is that a little surprising that the,

he allows state media to say he's five, three and he doesn't like, Hey, go five. Yeah. Yeah. If you're gonna lie about your golf, that he allows state media to say he's 5'3", and he doesn't like, hey, go 5'10". Yeah. 5'9". If you're going to lie about your golf score, I'd rather lie about my height than my golf score.

It's like, dude, he looks small on TV. He's actually 6'8". Someone did, they said, I mean, he plays longer than he is. My whole life, I mean, I'm never going to get a hole in one. I pretty much have accepted that for me. He got 11 in one round. Pretty crazy, huh? Wow.

Who's buying this shit? Probably the people living under his tyrannical regime. Yeah, probably a lot of people in North Korea who don't know how difficult it is to get a hole-in-one because they don't play golf. Yeah, it's a fairly elite sport, especially over there. They get to play probably not i don't know they're redoing a bunch of courses do they have golf courses yeah they have a 700 7700 yard uh championship course at pyeonggang it's hard it's hard to get a tee time out there because he's the only one who plays it yeah they're restricted internet access isn't very friendly to golfnow.com. All the retired guys get up and get the tee times,

and they get mad if you get one. They apparently have a dope ski resort there. Is it like one of the indoor ones, or is it actually dope? No, they do. Yeah, I believe it. I believe it. That's like the one reason I want to go over there is like skiing. I want to go powder skiing in Japan so bad. Don't steal any posters.

Well, I'm not going to go to Korea. I want to go powder skiing in Japan more than I want to do any other vacation right now. That's a lie. That's my number two. I want to go to a Scottish golf trip with the boys. More powder skiing talk and this weekend and fun. Cocaine. Right.

I've got a big weekend planned. Cocaine. Whoa. We didn't even talk. Sorry. What did we not talk? Nothing. It's probably for the best.

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And just vibe out in the apartment. Just hang. Yo, I feel that, man. Dylan, like me, thought Will got some dope prototype. He's like, what are you talking about, fool? I'm talking about the hoodie. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to throw everybody off there. But dude, they've got so much going on right now. Okay.

Do you guys mind if I don't cap for a few minutes here? I'm not capping. This is a cap-free zone. Okay. Well, it's kind of not a cap-free zone because I'm about to talk about their hats, famously. Oh, okay. Yeah, we just requested some of those from them, David. Aha.

Their hats are the most comfortable hats I've ever worn. I absolutely love them. They are so fucking comfortable. I will do it anytime. This from a dude who's not capping. Their shirts, I've been sliding into a medium lately, and I've been absolutely loving it. They fit me perfectly right now.

My body is just like morphing into a Robax. It's also a Wonderland. Thank you. But it's college football season. Couldn't get here soon enough, as we've known. They got a bunch of stuff on here that's just perfect for it. You're wearing one right now. What's that one called? I don't know right that's good dude they have a lot of university themed shirts as this is one of them for they literally have one called the nectar we got to

get that dude they have the feeny like is this about mr feeny yeah that'd be great dude they are like they have way too many designs on their site right now. This is insane. They have a lot of designs. The Florida Man. Ooh, they have the mitten. Yeah, that's getting bought by your boy. Are you kidding me?

Is it like a Wisconsin themed? Shut the fuck up, David. Yeah, I'm going to have to get this. Classic Dave. Dude, can we just email them? I don't want to buy this. I want them to send me one for free. Is this the Mr. Feeny?

Dude, that's smart. This is a back-to-school shirt. It's a science fair. Sorry, I'll stop shopping their site, but I will be leaving this tab open to return to in a little bit. Backer 20 gets you 20% off. Dylan, what are you doing this weekend?

Oh, wow. Thank you, Will. I really appreciate that. I have a... Not that I'm Friday. I'm wide open. If you guys want to hang, I might... I'll be... Actually, let's start Thursday. Got a'm Friday. I'm wide open. If you guys want to hang, I might...

I'll be... Actually, let's start Thursday. Got a little dinner. A little company dinner. To celebrate Brett's three years with us. Pretty excited for that. Going to a steakhouse. Steakhouse has wine on tap, which I love.

I feel like it oxygenates the wine, you know? Yeah, but how often often they clean the tubes really makes the flavors pop where are you going that has wine on tap we're going to oh carvey you dumb dumb oh carve it's not carvey austin's hottest new steakhouse with wine on tap now we're gonna get swarmed by fans because you guys it's pronounced carvey last time we were there a lady flashed her t's at us. It's not true. She had a bra on.

She had a bra on. But it was flesh colored. That's a true story. We didn't ask for it. We didn't have any erections with people. They just saw that we were the party room, and she thought she would just... Yeah.

There was a wall separating us. We didn't ask for it. On Saturday, I'm going to a gala of sorts, a black tie affair for the Big Brothers Big Sisters program. You think you're better than us because you're going to galas that benefit people? You think you're better than us? It's for the kids, man. Yeah, so that'll be fun.

There's a silent auction. How much did a table at that thing run? Don't know. We didn't pay for it. How much money are you going to bring to, I I don't know, silent auction bid on stuff? $350. $350. No, I don't know.

I probably won't place any bids. Will you take some pictures of some dope shit so I can place bids through you? I'm going to have to take Bae's credit card from her. Last time she went to one of these, she got a little reckless. Yeah. She skipped Rush to go dove hunting and still got a bid. Yeah, she did that too oh that's pretty much pretty much all i got yeah somewhat low-key weekend that should be a

fun deal though really you started i didn't know you had disney plus oh that's good okay i do have disney check out the cinematic universe of Marvel on Patreon. Anyway, that concludes my weekend of fun. David, how about you? Man. As you alluded to, we will be starting Thursday night at Carve. I'm also going to watch some college football. You guys hear about this?

What's your game of the week? You got to think it's Illinois at Hawaii. I think that's who they play. That was Northwestern be it might be hawaii is playing i'm gonna stay till 2 a.m watching i'd love to ask some questions um what is no we're just talking shit about you no it's a shirt we're asking about the name the mambo taxi is a robeck shirt and that robeck has made some major updates to their site. Famous Miko drink. I am very interested. Very interested. Famous Miko drink. Shout out, Miko.

We're going to do Carve. And if it goes like last time, we will be drinking good wine. Thanks to Brett. Because Brett's got an in. They know him up there. Last time we asked for a wine recommendation at Carve, the guy just recommended the most expensive bottle on the menu. No, let's set the table first. A bottle that retails at $44.

Brett said, I got a guy. I'm going to get him in here. He's going to fill us in on what we need to order. So he brings this guy in, and Brett's talking to him like they're buddies from childhood. And the guy's like, yeah, just get the – he had no idea who Brett was. He just recommends a very expensive bottle of wine, which we ordered. Randy had a closer relationship with the waiter who was somehow born at his,

the hospital Randy was born at. We figured that out and it became a talking point. Friday, I will be heading southbound 35 to New Braunfels. We are doing our fantasy draft this weekend. And it is a hybrid golf weekend and fantasy football drafting. We're going to be

Buddy. He's got a place on the Comal River. I think it's right on it. I don't know. I've never seen it. It's new. We're going to go down there. Post up.

See what kind of trouble we get into. May hit Sam Marcus. May get a tattoo on's new. We're going to go down there, post up, see what kind of trouble we get into. May hit Sam Marcus. May get a tattoo on my finger. Are you going to the square? We might. There's been talk. It's a bad idea. I threw up last time I went there. Famous. In a trash can on a party bus. Dylan hasn't

thrown up since he was... Yeah, I know. I haven't. Think you're special because you got a good gag reflex? Pretty much, yeah. Prove it. Don't call it that. That's what it is. It's gross. So yeah, doing that.

Wish me luck, man. You know me. I love fantasy football. It's kind of my thing. Please break down your entire draft on too much dip. It's funny you say that. There are people who want like a fantasy minute. Please. I mean, whatever.

If the people want it, do it. It's hard to tell. Two people respond to a story like, dude, does that mean I should do it? Yeah. You got to be careful of that mean i should do it yeah you gotta be careful that vocal minority oh yeah get you in the georgia dome on the 50 yard line luda second i heard my eighth grade girlfriend listen to that song i was like my life's about to change for the better. And she dumped me. Hell yeah. Yeah, MSN Messenger.

Ooh. You weren't even using AOL? We used a hybrid of both. She was on that Web 2 shit. That's some small baller shit, dude. Using both? Diversify him? I don't think so.

Dylan was over there using Prodigy. I don't even know what that is, dog. I heard you on Zanga. I was on that Next Level shit. I heard you on Zanga just trying to hit up e-girls. I don't even know what Zanga is. Featured in that documentary. Zanga is how they found the young lady whose photo was being used by the catfisher.

Linne Takua. Really? Yeah, they found her Zanga page. I have made. Tim Burke from Deadspinin i've made a decision in my life i will not be watching the man titania documentary don't care um yeah it's i don't know if i would have watched it if we didn't do a sports show check out too much dip mondays it's good i enjoyed it but it i did enjoy it yeah i don't know i don't know i just i don't know if i

i don't know if i care enough okay i don't know if i don't know. I don't know if I care enough. Okay. I don't know if I care enough. He has gotten significantly hotter. He's a good looking dude. He's a hot man. He's a good looking dude. Yeah. I mean, he could have probably had some girls around the Notre Dame campus if he really tried. Probably.

He probably could have found someone to date. Like someone who existed. Yeah. Yeah. I've always had one main thing that I look for in a woman. To exist. That is that she exists. That's a key one for me as well.

I got bad news for you guys. Your boy's weekend begins tonight. It's Wednesday. I'm going to Lyle Lovett with Micah Weiner. We're going to ACL Movie Theater. It's going to be lit. Not sure what to expect. I've never been to a taping there.

Very excited about that so if you get pbs watch for your boy on television on a special near you i'm not gonna do that but why do you not contribute to pbs well i love it is fine doesn't do much for me okay i don't give a shit i don't give a shit about you okay um and then tomorrow thursday i'm going to this place called carvey you guys heard of this place carvey i can already tell but what so brett i've never seen brett do this not at a company dinner but he always gets like the crab on top of his steak when we had a company dinner he never he never does it when we're just out you want to own popular take yeah a good steak shouldn't need crap a good steak doesn't need anything on it yeah like daddy's gonna maybe tomorrow you want

to drop a little just some traditional butter on yeah yeah fine i'm talking i'm talking like but daddy's gonna be a cooter months i get to pay for you don't need that shit no he's kind of extra with his bullshit yeah uh we should get like a birthday candle in his filet i will be going to carve with the boys i know uh friday i got big news i'm going to the austin fc gate just me and my wife but i'm going playing lafc you heard of this team i hope no one sprays beer on her did she i don't think she actually minded did she just slurp it up she's with the siphon baby spray your beer all over me uh and then yeah uh Saturday morning you know we got uh Dylan if you want to come over you can join me I know Dave's going to be uh down in New Braunfels but if you want to come over for the Manchester

United match on Saturday morning at 6 30 a.m I will be awake for it facts dude I'll be there come holler I can make you a cup of coffee can't wait okay careful might turn into big brother night with him i swear to god dude if you poop on me during this match i'm gonna be really upset fucking scat man over here i have to mention something else this weekend that i'm not able to go to because i have aforementioned plans is my 20-year high school reunion you got to go dude i talked to a bunch of my friends over the weekend and apparently it's going to be uh the uh no one's going oh it's like they're like scrambling for people to get to like rsvp you just taped the vibe in here real bad that makes that makes me sad for people who

people put effort into planning on a t i put up a chance for you guys to make fun of my age and you haven't even taken it yet that's because I'm sad for your student council president right now, who's clearly put effort into this. Was it Eugene? Randy recently had this happen to him, and it made me sad. It's happened to me as well. I'm on student council. It's just a goose fest if I do show up. Everyone's getting goosed.

I was on student council, and when I got hit up about planning ours, I immediately unsubscribed from that i was i was the least active student council member it was just a resume play yeah i got on i i was a rep we had two reps per class and i i decided to do that and that was just yeah like dave pure pure resume builder i didn't lose an election one year though i got cocky and i didn't campaign i wouldn't have voted for you you Oh, you forgot to go to the Rust Belt. It was bad. It was bad. Famously, Hillary forgot to go to Wisconsin. I did.

A number of states. The Mitten State. I did steal it back the next year. They tried to stop the steal. Didn't let it happen. Really? Mm-hmm. Did you show up at the...

We collected a bunch of voting machines. Did you show up at the... We collected a bunch of voting machines. Did you show up at the principal's office with a bunch of... You storm it with all your friends? It's Jacobs. Fuck you. No, she was cool. She's the one who gave me a heads up that the drug dogs were going to be there one day. That's lit.

Shouldn't have done that. I mean, I didn't have any drugs in my Subaru. But if that dog's sniffing stuff and he sees my Subaru, he's like, yep, there's weed in there. There's got to be weed in the Subaru. Spoiler, there was no weed in there as I was too afraid to know how to buy weed at that time in my life. Oh, I found my Delta 8. You didn't burn famously. Dude, there's been...

Tell me if I'm crazy. There's been an uptick in dogs at the Austin airport lately. They're everywhere. Drug dogs? No, they don't smell for drugs bomb dogs they smell for explosives but dude you know i am around dogs like i always get in trouble because i want to pet the dogs and they're like no i'm like hey i'm sorry man hey a lady walking her dog by our house yesterday had a shirt that said i just want to drink my wine and pet my dog as she's walking her dog jesus did she get

that from the blake collection from the bachelor that guy dude one of the uh unhinged you can like certain prompts you can list it's like at a party you'll find me blank and it's like they always put like petting the dog like okay what would you say what could we find you doing at a party yeah tapping tapping the dj in the shoulder asking to play sicko mode dave's just doing lines in the bathroom is that is that what you wanted me to say for myself you know cocaine joke son of a bitch no there's something else oh randy's on my page i don get it. It's just we don't have to. Okay.

I wouldn't do you like that. Hey, that was fun. Yeah. It's a fun episode. Good show. Dylan, can I have you submit an order for us on Roback? What you want, dog? Using backer 20.

What you want for? Don't worry about it. Okay. Hey, fun episode, fun week. Tomorrow doing voicemails on Patreon. Again, patreon.com slash tricklingbackpod back podcast go leave a review for us as well been fun reading those lately tell us how good we are at podcasting yeah uh also i think we might be having something uh get dropped next week soon and later at least might be some uh i might want to save a little

money oh new golf league yes yes yes we're not talking about the new golf league very cool can't talk about that oh fuck my bad let's get the hell out of here bye Outro Music