Circling Back - Raw Meat & Bottled Farts

Episode Date: January 5, 2022

We finally settle the debate of who reigns supreme when it comes to ingesting raw meat — The Liver King or Raw Meat Experience. We also discuss the 90-Day Fiancee influencer who has officially stopped selling her bottled farts and a chaotic "Randy Segment" since he filled in for Dillon. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (14:56) Liver King vs. Raw Meat Experiment (34:37) Stock Watch: Bottled Farts (47:42) Randy Segment: Pure Chaos (55:35) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Birddogs: www.birddogs.com (STEAM) Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Grammarly: www.grammary.com/steam (free sign-up!) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back Podcast coming to you live from the Lodge, presented by Vizzy Hard Seltzer, the only hard seltzer with vitamin C and superfruit acerola my name's will to freeze my left david that boy rough sorry man um i'm on linkedin right now and i'm just commenting on every post michael weiner has done he's a mortgage loan officer at Leahy Lending, powered by Hometown Lenders Incorporated. And he helps clients build real estate portfolios every day. So I'm just trying to help him out by just doing some engagement activities here on LinkedIn. As someone who subscribes to his Micah's Read of the Week, I was well aware that he is a mortgage

broker as he puts that in the copy of Micah's Read of the Week. He is here to assure you, Will, that there's still opportunity in the Texas market. Really? It doesn't feel like it. You know it doesn't. It doesn't, but you know, who am I to say that Mike is wrong? He's never been wrong before. That's true. That's true. Speaking of unique opportunities in Texas markets, we've got someone who was given a unique opportunity today in this very studio. As Dylan is out with the, what is it, the Cayo Mega variant? The Cayo Mega variant. Isn't that what it is? We got a special guest in the studio. Some of you know him as the video man Randy Savage. Others know him as just Randall. We're talking about Randy Trembacki.

Hi, Will. It's me. If you're sitting at your desk right now just, like, slaving away at a spreadsheet and you just spilled coffee all over your keyboard because of a hype horn, I'd like to sincerely apologize to you. So he does not have his board, which half of our board is filled with his sound effects from his game show. So he has them on his phone.

So he has sound effects on his phone, folks. I'm a dual threat. You really are. You're a four star. I'll consider myself five star, but hey, thanks B. Thanks for having me. This is my first ever full circling back. Feels good.

Did you give Dylan COVID so that you could sit in for him? So that you could take advantage of this unique opportunity? I can neither confirm nor deny, and I will speak to my lawyer about it. Dave, it's not me. It's not me.

My favorite thing at Grand X was when people would just ask Dave for legal advice at his desk as if he was just like everyone's legal counsel and not the company's. Yeah, man. I'll totally help you out with that traffic ticket. Yeah. Hey, dude. So I got a traffic ticket.

I parked overnight in a place that clearly said I couldn't park there overnight. Can you get me out of it? I'm trying to get out of this lease, man. My apartment complex, they're saying I'm going to have to buy out of it. Is there anything I can do? Dude, if there's one thing I know about major apartment complexes, leases, they're really easy to get out of. They'll usually let you out. It's fine.

Yeah, they're not money hungry, and they don't have their leases airtight. They put people first. Is it illegal to take ducks from the park? On a completely unrelated note, would you like to see my new duck that I got? Is it illegal to take a duck from a park? It's definitely illegal. Can you kidnap animals that just live in the wild? I don't think you can.

You have to purchase your ducks from a duck vendor? I don't know. People that have raccoons, they get them that they're abandoned by their parents and they become pets. So people that have wild animals as pets, they had to get them from the wild, right? What brought this up? Were you thinking about getting a duck? I mean, they're pretty cool.

Yeah, ducks are cool, Randy. Thanks. Yeah, they're pretty cool. I mean, yeah, they taste good, too. Oh, this guy. Hey, hey, save it for later. Ooh. It's fair.

Good tease, Randy. That is a good tease. Dave, what's your bing-bong status today? Good tease, Randy. That is a good tease. Dave, what's your bing bong status today? Well, I'm actually sipping that H2O right now. Wow.

I drink the bing bong at home. For those of you who don't know, bing bong is a thing that we kind of just cooked up together and we're like, hey, this should be our new thing. We came up with bing bong. We did. And I think it's going viral. Yeah. From what I can tell, there's been a lot of chatter online about the words bing bong. No, man.

Brett's got me addicted to that Celsius stuff. Celsius, I respect the Celsius game. To all the Celsius drinkers out there, I respect you. I just worry that if I go down that route that I will become addicted to Celsius. So I will be not doing that. what exactly makes Celsius better than like you feel like you're drinking a cleaner energy drink and I think that there's some science behind that in that it's there's not a lot of sugar if any I don't think there is any sugar but it's one of those things where like in five years you're going to find out like that all the stuff they were using to substitute

was just as bad so I don't I don't know it's just peace of mind and it's aesthetically pleasing the can do they can do they have a ceo that volume shoots ridiculous videos on instagram sadly no that's see that's that's the deal breaker for me sadly no i'm on that liquid iv energy multiplier you know you haven't complimented my brand new water bottle that I got from Kohl's yesterday. You and Dylan are both doing new water bottle swag in the studio, and I don't know. I don't really care about water bottles all that much, Randy. $5 Kohl's cash helped me

purchase this one. Are we doing a Kohl's? Is Randy's segment... We gave Randy a segment towards the end of today's podcast. We have no idea what he's going to talk about. I feel like he's just going to do a Kohl's ad read. I probably should. I might pivot.

Hold on. This is either going to be your favorite podcast or your least favorite podcast that we've done this year. This is the second podcast of the year. Exactly. Yeah. That's binary. That's actually – yeah. That's a very good point.

Hey, if you didn't listen to yesterday's Worst Of, I yeah. Yeah, that's a very good point. Hey, if you didn't listen to yesterday's Worst Of, I have to say, we were kind of running yesterday. Today was a good pod. Patreon.com slash circling back podcast. I had an absolute blast doing Worst Of. I think New Year's Eve really brings out the scumbag in some people. I have to ask you a question. Yeah.

Because I looked at the comments on the Patreon. Yeah. Did we run back a story and none of us realized it? Because that does not ring a bell at all. So I pride myself on remembering stories from the worst of. Yesterday,

we might have done a repeat story just to kick things off. And I don't regret the error because the person that submitted it, she said in the comments of it, hey, I don't remember

if I actually submitted this before. This is more on her. Oh, yeah. I actually appreciated that she took the blame for it, because otherwise I was going to have to do that, and everyone knows that I don't like taking blame for anything. I like to wash my hands of all responsibility for pretty much anything.

It's bizarre that it didn't ring a bell with any of us. That's happened before, maybe in spooky season. Wait, did we do this one? It's happened on Worst Of once before, I remember that. I haven't listened, but I got a steel trap for these types of stories, so I'll let you guys know. Weren't you here yesterday?

Where were you? Adam was producing. I was in the other room. Oh, you were in there farting around? I was... You were in there jarring your farts? Hey, save it for later. Can I read a couple of reviews that we've gotten in the recent days?

Yeah, please. We got one that just says love it this is from hayley shouts to hayley out there if you're if you're a woman in stem we stand you hayley she said my husband's been a listener since the old days so i would listen to him on road trips or with him on road trips i finally started listening to myself about a year ago it's a great listen to escape from the chaos of kids i love the banter and I'm laughing out loud all the time. I haven't pulled trigger on Patreon, but I put a year

on my Christmas list. I hope she got it. If Haley didn't get a year from her husband, then I'm going to be very upset about that. You should leave his ass. When was this review?

Was this prior to Christmas? Yeah, this was December 20th. We need an update. We also got one from Eric Cantona. Do you know who that is? No. He's an old soccer player.

Okay. Yeah, I didn't know he listened, who that is? No. He's an old soccer player. Okay. Yeah, I didn't know he listened, but that's pretty cool. He once jumped into the stands and ninja kicked someone in the chest. Oh, I've seen that clip. Yeah, you've seen that clip. Really? That was him? Yeah. And he said, on the first day of Christmas, my DeFries gave to me a Dylan Chivary.

That's good. Yeah, it is good. Yeah. Like, I respect that. Some of the best bits are in the reviews here. Someone said, this one's for you, David. This says lunch beers. It says, hey, I was the one who commented about you guys going to the bathroom during the episode.

I just wanted to say that I didn't really mean it and that I respect Dave's small bladder. Sorry for any ill will you may have felt. Happy holidays from Jack from school. Apology not accepted. Bad boy shit. What's his name, Jack? Hey, Jack, take a hike. He's Jack from name, Jack? Hey, Jack, take a hike. He's Jack from school.

Hey, Jack from school, take a hike. Our final one is from Johnny Applestore. That's good. I like that. It says, hitting different. If you want to say things completely out of instinct, like ovulation, more breeding, and pop a roach voice to your wife when trying to have a baby, this is a podcast for you. Five stars.

Thank you, Johnny Applestore. Johnny Appleseed was born September 26th. You can walk away from this podcast knowing that now. How do you know that? It's my brother's birthday. He did a report on it back in grade school. Was Johnny Appleseed an actual person? Yeah.

Legitimate question. What did he do? He went around and planted apples. Apple trees. There's no way that he, like. I don't know if he wore a pot on his head. You can't make a steady income doing that. His name was John Chapman. Yeah. He was born September

26th. You're right. Why do you know that? I just said it because my brother was born on September 26th. He did a report. So this dude just walked around planting apple trees? Even in places where they weren't native? I don't know. I don't know if he had the zoning for it yeah that's all you know the extent of your johnny apple seed knowledge and he wore a pot

on his head which i don't even know if he did yeah was he introducing invasive species different parts of the country like are we okay with johnny apple is he is he the reason that we have a zebra muscle problem in the lakes here in texas very possible hey johnny apple seed i'd like a word with you. I don't think Johnny Appleseed realized that he was getting straight canceled today. Dude, we are the only podcast with the balls to cancel Johnny Appleseed. We should go invasive species carp hunting. Have you ever heard about this? Seen this? Asian carp? Is this your segment? Dude, don't even... I would love to do a video with it with like fly fishing Charlie.

Don't even think about like, I don't even want to get near Asian carp. Asian carp are destructive to natural waters. Exactly. That's why we need to go and get them out of there. If you're out there and you're bored, Google Asian carp jumping out of the water, and you will be absolutely shocked by what you see. They are a major issue. You can go in a boat and you can hit them with baseball bats.

I guess. You're really leaning into Dylan's seat today. Let me lower my voice. Trying to figure out how Johnny Appleseed died. I heard an apple fell out of the tree and conked him on the head. It was an apple pie burn. You think Johnny Appleseed ever smashed an apple pie? He saw that warm apple pie.

You know he did once. He's the guy. Like, he's the guy. Well, he was a missionary. So you think that was the position he did in? The fuck's your problem? I like that Dave leads Randy into something and then criticizes him for it immediately following.

He left an estate of over 1,200 acres of valuable nurseries to his sister. You gotta assume there's an orchard on that. Jenny Appelstein? Was she a baddie? What's her at? This is a long, long, long time ago. Let's hear from our friends over at Grammarly.

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Man, some of us here need it for when they're posting our reels that they caption me i don't know are you not a grammar boy randy i didn't we have a problem it might have been adam or timo somebody was posted like tiktoks and reels and we're like dylan was just like pulling his hair out like that's clearly a typo. That's a typo. That word's misspelled. That's improper. That's because of Adobe. Adobe doesn't have spell check.

I'm terrible at spelling. If there's one thing, if there's one platform I don't care about having spelling errors on for captions and stuff, it's 100% TikTok. It's definitely TikTok. TikTok, I think it might benefit you to have it wrong. Like, they don't like it when you use it. You look like a tryhard if you have perfect grammar on TikTok. Some of them you have to misspell.

Like, if you ever look at the captions, you can't say COVID or it'll get flagged. They put coven. Sex, they have to be like segs. S-E-G-G-S. Is that what that means? Yeah. I thought it was just something else.

No, it's their way of doing it. There's a way to get around it. Congrats on the segs. Thank you. I have a child. He does. It's fact. You don't.

Oh, poor Randy doesn't have a child? Must be nice over there. I'm kidding. Let's talk about the main event here. We've got too much time. How much time do we have for this? Because this could be an entire podcast. If we needed to do an hour on these two, I could easily do an hour on these two uh i don't know when we first i think brett said that

he uh brought the liver king to brett's breaking news at one point i don't know if i was here for you weren't he was filling in i don't know who i don't know who was filling in for you but brett came in and we ended up doing like eight minutes on liver king in brett's breaking news well liver king has really taken over pretty much every group chat that i'm in yeah i um i've become somewhat obsessed with it i screenshot if you looked at my my my camera reel it would be all screenshots liver king i don't even send most of them out i just screenshot stuff would you consider yourself to be a primal? I am a day one primal, ground floor primal here. I wake up every day. I go outside bare feet, shirt off. I get the sunlight, skin, eyes, mouth, other places.

Do you get vitamin D in your b-hole? I like to... No, next question. I like to feel the grass under my feet. It's great. I believe in the sand beneath my toes. When are you going to get rid of your mattress? That's the one thing that's been, it's been tough to get the wife on board with. Just completely removing her very nice mattress. You could always get her like a single, and then you could just build out like the wood planks for your mattress. Oh, I'm actually, I'm kind of working to that because I've been sleeping in the dog bed lately.

For anyone that doesn't know what the liver king does, can you give a bird's eye view of what this man is up to? He's the king of liver. Okay. I mean, who appointed him that title? How did he get the crown? I believe it's self-appointed. Do you think he was going around trying to find like other stuff,

like pancreas king, and then like those were all taken? So he was like, all right, I guess I'm eating liver for the rest of my life he should have just gone by the guts king guts king just that was all encompassing i think that was taken by someone on the recommended tab no the liver king all he does is just he just eats raw things he he is a big proponent of eating uh organ of an animal, the bone marrow. And he says that his thought is that liver is king. And it doesn't stop there. He simulates successful hunts each day.

That's one thing I don't get, but I won't harp on that. I mean, he's huge. I can't say that this guy's not built. He's absolutely huge. Whether that's all natural, that's up for interpretation. What are the benefits of eating liver? I think the iron's good for you. Very high in nutrients.

I don't eat it. Probably B vitamins, Will. Okay. There's others. Probably protein as well. Does it help you gain muscle mass at a rapid clip? Because he's absolutely shredded. He is quite the mix of super jacked with no body fat,

which is very hard to accomplish naturally, especially at his age because he does appear to be in his 40s. Well, in recent days, we've had somewhat of a competitor enter the landscape of eating raw meat. They're on different waves, but they're in the same ocean. We have someone out here with about 15,000 followers on Instagram, and it's called Raw Meat Experience. And what this guy's whole shtick is,

is that he's eating raw meat at Whole Foods every day until he dies from bacteria. He's trying to see if he lives for five days, which he already has lived for five days, or 500 years. He's not sure where he's going to fall in that. But our man just goes to Whole Foods every single day. He buys a pound of raw meat. What that raw meat is, is up for whatever he's craving that day. It could be cod. It was bison yesterday. It could be bison. It could be a Wagyu sirloin. It could be literally anything. Maybe even some ground beef. A delicious cod. I mean, he's just out here. This is a classic science first, the know, the scholar versus the king.

He's really putting the USDA and all health experts out there in a body bag every day. Well, on December 28th, 2021, last year, Whole Foods tweeted, please don't eat raw meat outside of our stores just because some dumbass with a meme page is doing it. Is that real? I don't think that's real, but I think that somebody at Whole Foods probably really wants to send that tweet. I mean, if Pabst can put out, you know, try eating ass, I mean, it's not out of

the realm that Whole Foods would do this. Well, they can't put out tweets. PBR cannot put out tweets like that as they have since deleted the tweet and apologized for it. I don't think they needed to apologize for saying that people needed to eat more ass. I'm not saying that people should, but I don't think PBR as a brand needed to apologize for that tweet. Has raw meat experiment tried to rump roast yet without the roast? It hard to say. It hard to say. I got to say the real, the thing that differentiates Liver King and Raw Meat Guy is the memes.

He's a meme god. His memes are unparalleled. They're unmatched. They're the best. Way more entertaining. Way funnier. For sure. Well, he also just drinks slunkers every morning, too.

Imagine not starting your day with just a cup full of slunkers. What are those? I mean, you can eat sllonkers in several different ways. You could, I don't know, you could eat them raw like he does. You could make them over easy. Maybe you take your schlonkers hard boiled. Schlonkers were something way different in high school. Here he is pictured eating fresh salmon with farmers and camel milk,

farmer's market camel milk. I hope he's removing the bone. I think he probably asked him to remove the bone based on how he's eating this. He is leaving the skin off. He's just eating the tender salmon meat. Do you think when he goes to the butcher, the butcher's like, all right, here you go. You're going to eat this raw, aren't you? Because it clearly is butcher because you see the butcher paper.

It's not like he's getting the pre-wrapped stuff. He goes to the block, and they know what he's doing. As long as he's not wasting it, I see no issue here. You know how bartenders can get in trouble for over-serving their patrons? Correct. Do you think that like the butchers at Whole Foods are like, dude, I'm going to end up being the guy who goes behind bars because this fucking dude won't stop eating raw meat?

Well, that's a great question. Is there any liability on Whole Foods or the butcher if they keep serving this guy, selling him meat, and he's eating it on their premises? He is eating it on their premises, right? Like right outside? Yeah, he said he eats it right outside. What Whole Foods just has like a park bench? Because mine doesn't.

Oh, the one downtown does. The flagship store does. That makes sense. My only worry is I don't know where this guy lives i feel like he's putting off california vibes i was gonna say the same yeah you see palm trees in the background for sure we got palm trees in texas yeah so it's somewhere warm i like that on new year's eve he ate like a very nice marbled looks like is that wagyu yeah and he's wearing a nice sport coat well he also had six he also had six slonkers with it too he just washed it down with some slonkers so he does say

he he he kind of did explain why he did it do you mind if i read this please he said about a year ago i started studying nutrition due to having some health issues that were affecting me chronic fatigue cystic acne i would get dizzy walking and driving. I had back pain that would make a lot of days not fun. I was eating mostly plants, living off kale shakes, hummus, bagels, supplements, dozens of seeds, nuts, superfood powders, trying to find a magical thing that would help. My friend sent me some info on someone who used meat to heal. I thought it was dumb, but I kept watching similar stuff.

And so he essentially did this so he could write his body, and now he's all in on eating raw meat because it's fixed his issues. Time out. He eats one meal a day, and it's at Whole Foods, and it's a pound of meat.

Wait, so he doesn't eat anything else outside these videos? From what I've read, he says that he only eats slonkers and one pound of meat a day. Okay. I like that his old diet was mostly plants, hummus, and bagels. Bagel is the top sider of the food world.

Bagels? Yeah. Well, he also not only has slonkers, he does do raw cow milk, which I don't really know what the difference between raw cow milk is and regular cow milk. It's not pasteurized. So these cows don't sit in the pasture? Correct. No, none of them are licensed pastors.

Really? So they can't marry you? These cows couldn't marry you. They couldn't do a sermon. They could do a sermon, but it would be unauthorized. Could they take an online class and get granted that pasture thing? You know, I don't know about that one. If you had to rock with one of these guys for the next year,

are you rocking with Raw Meat Experiment or going with Liver King? See, here's my problem is that Liver King's most recent posts are him in a tank running over a car, and that's pretty dope. He's Dan Bilzerian with a family. But that goes into why I don't like him. He's Family Man Bilzerian. That's exactly who he is. His family component of the content is super insufferable.

I hate that he calls his wife the liver queen, and what he calls his sons. It's just like, if you're going to do this, just... You hate to see a liver queen winning? Yeah. I can't remember what he calls his sons. I don't think he calls them princes. Savage 1 and two i believe yeah yeah it's like thing one and thing two he does savage one and savage two like he's he has a flamethrower here with a backpack that's pretty

dope but then he like does all this other stuff objectively dope there was uh he went on vacation and it looked like they were staying in a very nice home and what you know a beachside community in mexico and his meal he continued the bit was doing daily content his meals he has to be doing about just for himself about 150 to 200 per meal as his dinner every night was like a very large tomahawk pork chop and then like liver king concoction, which I don't even know, like maple syrup on liver. I've been wondering what the concoction is. Do you have any idea what it is? I know it has maple syrup in it. But it's all blended, right?

I think it's proprietary. I think it's something he's looking to potentially acquire the IP in and sell. Can you do his voice? Good morning, primals. I'm watching a video of him knocking back 50 eggs and shot glasses, 50 shot glasses, in 2.5 minutes. They're slokers. Just to be clear, they are slokers.

Are we talking about LK? Yeah, Leverking. He does his own sloker stuff. I think that raw meat experiment is just in the beginning. I think the day that he actually gets like E. coli or something, I think that's when it's really going to take off. I'm more worried about, is he doing chicken breast?

He did do, it wasn't chicken breast. It was chimkin titty is how he put it with an M. So yes, he did chew chicken breast. You want to help me out here? What's that? It's just a weird way of spelling chicken. Okay. Instead of with an M. So yes, he did shoot chicken pox. You want to help me out here? What's that? It's just a weird way of spelling chicken. Okay. Instead of with an N.

He was doing it to avoid the TikTok sensors? I guess so. He's funny while doing it. In his profile here, it says, eating raw meat at Whole Foods until a day, wait, every day until I die from bacteria. So he's in here. Have y'all ever gotten food poisoning?

Like verified? Yeah, the only time I've ever gotten food poisoning? Like verified? Yeah. The only time I've ever gotten food poisoning was from Sweetgreen. And it was the worst. Didn't you get it twice? No, just once. And luckily, no, no. The other issue is that Sweetgreen's app absolutely sucks.

And I've ordered numerous salads from them that have just never been delivered. I don't know why I keep going back to the well. Have you gotten food poisoning? Like verified? Yeah, I think so. You know, what's interesting about the raw food thing is a lot of places are trying to push the raw food stuff on to pets,

on to dogs. Yeah. And I tried it. And Randy has pretty much eaten everything that I've ever put in front of him. He looked at the raw meat. He looked at the raw meat. He looked at the raw whatever it was and just looked at me and just walked off. I've had a friend that's done the raw meat stuff.

Does he follow Raw Meat Exist? For dog food and liver king on Instagram? I don't know. We don't really talk about each other's follows. So I got to stay and you cancel for you guys. Okay. That deals with meat. Stay and you cancel.

Poultry, pork, or beef. And this goes with everything. So we're talking, I'm going to throw in slonkers for poultry too. Buffalo chicken dip, wings. I don't think slonkers should be in there. If you're throwing in slonkers, does that mean we can't eat slonkers in baked goods?

Can I not eat pasta because it's made with eggs? In the event that you cancel. If I did cancel slonkers. I'm going to let them be as parts of my output, just like regular old eggs. Slonkers can be an ingredient, but slonkers cannot be...

The main course. Correct. Hey, bud, how about this? Does milk... Do I put milk with beef? No, because, I mean... It's a byproduct, is it not? The thing is, you can get it from a goat.

I specifically said poultry because you can get, like, a duck in replacement of chicken, but poultry in general, and turkey. I stand beef. I stand beef as well. I might have to stand chicken. No. I'm talking chicken tenders, chicken wings. I didn't think about that.

This goes for everything. I was just thinking of, like, roasted chicken. Yeah, beef, you got hamburgers. Canceling pork is tough. I'm canceling pork. I think that's the... I can live off of beef ribs. For me, pork, the only thing I'm really losing is the pork rib.

What about bacon? Fuck. Yeah, bacon, sausage. I mean, I guess you could do chicken sausage, but... Chicken sausage is not the same. Chicken sausage is just not... It doesn't hit the same. Chicken sausage is just not the... It doesn't hit the same. Raw Meat Experiment is adamantly against oat milk.

He has a shirt that says, Fuck oat milk, so you know that he's a real man as he does not put any creamer in his coffee. Do we know if he doesn't put any creamer or is it just oat milk he's out on? I'm not even sure if he's drinking coffee these days. It seems like the only thing he drinks is slunkers. Not drinking that bing bong?

I have not seen him hit that bing bong yet. But he isn't on raw cow milk. I mute chicken. Mute chicken? And cancel pork. I mean, that's the only... I wanted to cancel chicken, but

now that we've talked it out a little bit, I think I'm on board with you, Dave. Depends on what wave you're on. Chicken is leaner than beef, typically, right? I thought you were the fried chicken guy. Huh? I thought you were the fried chicken guy. No, you're the meatloaf guy. I didn't think about that. That's true. You're the meatloaf guy. It's good meatloaf. Man, but I do love a good steak.

There's nothing better than just getting home, grabbing a steak, and throwing it in the microwave. I just get home and I just put it on a plate and I tape myself eating it for my Instagram page. I drive around in my vehicle for like 25 minutes to let the engine heat up. Then I pull over, pop the hood, and just throw that steak on there. Why would you do that?

It's Detroit style. You ever tried it? It's not Detroit style. It is. That's how we do it. It's the car city, right? That's what they call it. I'm pretty sure.

The car city. What are you guys doing? I was doing something completely different. Car town. Car town. That's what they call it. That's exactly what they call it. Isn't it the car city madman?

Isn't that Ted Nugent? I hate you guys. Oh, buddy. Yeah, give me... I feel like Raw Meat Man. Do we know his actual name? Raw Meat Experiment is his name. I'm going to call him the Raw Dog.

Okay. The Raw Dog would be more fun to hang out with because I feel like I've seen his memes. And if you've got good memes, you're somebody I can fuck with. Liver King... I watched Liver King do a video where he talked about how he tried to max out on squat

and he couldn't bend his left leg for a day and couldn't walk. And then two days later, he was doing deadlifts. So I was like, dude, what is this guy's fucking problem? Does he have a trust fund or something? There's no way that he can sustain- He has a supplement company. Oh, he does. Okay, okay.

I think that's the origin of this bit. Okay. And it is ground bovine organ meat. And fun fact, I disclosed this to our group text. I actually tried these supplements

like two and a half years ago before I even knew who Liver King was. Like you tried his actual supplements? Ancestral supplements. I believe that's his company. And I tried some

on someone's recommendation and it's a ton of pills and I didn't notice a damn thing. I think, I think you should maybe try it again. Maybe they've made some advancements. Can I do it for content? Question one, question two, can I put it on the company card? If it's me clearing the finances, which I should be the last person in line clearing any finances, as I ordered 16 magnums of red wine at the Christmas dinner,

I'm clearing that you can buy any supplements you want. Oh, that's two-thirds. That's all we need. That's the majority. Sure. You don't have a vote. I'm just going to give you a thumbs up. I want to compare their followings here.

Liber King has 920,000 on the gram. Raw Meat Experience, in his youth, 15.5. But who is following raw meat? Middle class fancy grape juice boys, Will DeFreeze, and the funny introvert. See, he's about to take off. The only person that's following Liver King is you two and raw meat experiment. So he's got a better following as far as the actual concept. We need to get those two together.

We got to get those two together. It's like getting the key master and the gatekeeper together I'm riding with slonkers you riding slonkers? I'm riding slonkers I like being ground floor on this I was super late to liver king I tried to push him away

as much as I could before I finally followed him but the second the second I saw raw meat experiments Instagram page I knew that I had to be on board were we earlier on raw Meat Guy or Bing Bong?

Bing Bong. We came up with Bing Bong. Can't get earlier than that. Let's hear from our friends over at Bird Dogs. That's a bird dog. I've never heard a bird dog do such a howl. We'll get to this this weekend in fun, but I'm taking a little trip this week with Sally's family,

and I will be packing not only my bird dog shorts for swimming in the pool, but also my bird dog's pants for doing some nice dinners out. They're my vacation pants. They're my golf pants. They're my chilling pants. They're just kind of my everything pants, Randy. I like them. Okay.

You crushed that. You know they stole Lululemon's designer, They're just kind of my everything pants, Randy. I like them. Okay. You crushed that. You know they stole Lululemon's designer? They're just doing it better now. Did you know that? I did know that. Sometimes I don't know if you're paying attention over there in that producer chair. I was actually there when you guys filmed the video before I got hired here. Oh, yeah.

So that's my commercial, really, that was on the Golf Channel. Dylan stole my line for that, but either way, I'm glad that one of us got on TV saying that there are everything pants. They replaced us with a hotter version. Yeah, there's hotter dudes doing the ad. Hotter podcast guys. That's fine. They got younger at the position, but we're still rocking with bird dogs because they rock with us.

Beach, brunch, golf, pool, working out, whatever. I've swim in them. I do everything in them. Should we send some bird dogs to Raw Meat Experiment? If we could get in real ground floor, we could send them some stuff. He is about the e-waste, as I'm seeing here. And those do have the e-waste. Elastic is what it stands for.

The drawstring. My ass is absolutely popping in these. Not to objectify you, but your ass pops in a lot. Yeah, Randy, man, we get it Bird dogs do feature it quite nicely Dylan does too, Dylan loves talking about his butt in these things He's not as caked up as Randy though No he's not, he thinks he is, but he's not

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a free BirdDogs whistle tip football with your pair of BirdDogs. You will not take these things off. I promise you. Let's talk about bottled farts. Thank you. Can someone explain to me what's going on? This is one of those articles that I want to click on, but I'm scared to click on because I don't want it my internet history headline 90 day fiance

stephanie motto feels so much better after hospitalization amid fart jars business to be fair this is this is uh passing gas in a jar, not jar squatting, Randy. Something completely different. I did not watch 90 Day Fiance. However, I am familiar with the memes. I thought you were going to say you are familiar with her farts. Well, we'll see. We'll see how that expedited shipping. Adam's definitely too young for the jar squatting video.

Don't talk about that. Stop. It's worse than the bendy tweet. Stop bringing that up. She says in her... I'm on her Instagram right now and it says, official account of the world's number one fartrepreneur.

Okay. Over 200,000 sold. Fart Jar NFT is now available at fartjarnft.com. NFTs? 2,000? 200,000. She sold over $200,000 worth of farts.

Let's paint a picture for the folks at home who don't know Stephaniehanie motto she is um an attractive young lady what's the premise of 90 day fiance i it's a fiance for 90 days i think it's like they just meet and they're supposed to get married like in 90 days i've never really watched the show i just love the memes of that one guy that has no neck so you're not engaged to that guy? That was a different season. Is that guy okay?

I feel like that guy... I don't know. That guy's memes weren't particularly flattering to him. No, they weren't. Is Big Fartrepreneur trying to dupe us right now by getting more publicity by saying she's not doing it just so she can make a comeback and start doing it? That's my concern here.

It's that she says that she's done selling her farts, but this is only just to get more notoriety around the farts and drive the price up. Well, she has a fart jar NFT project as well as a build-a-brand business course for girls. How much do her NFTs cost for fart jars? She's teaching girls how to be bosses. I think... Per this. I think we should consider buying one fart jar.

It costs one or five hundredth of an Ethereum. Dylan's not going to listen to this pod. We should buy one and be like, hey, we should just give it to him. Like, this is a new candle we're thinking about doing. Can you check this scent? It's empty, though. I know. It will tell him it's new candle technology.

InvisiCandle. How much is an Ethereum right now? I don't know. Five hundredths of Ethereum. Like, that sounds like it's kind of doable. It hasiCandle. How much is an Ethereum right now? Five hundredths of Ethereum. That sounds like it's kind of doable. It has to be like 200. What are you talking about? For her NFT. I'm talking about fart jar NFTs, David. It's not that hard to follow. I'm out on NFTs. You know, they're fungible now.

Or there might be. I don't know. Don't come at me, crypto bros, but they're not as non-fungible as once thought. You can't screenshot a fart jar. It's true. You can get screenshot a fart jar. It's true. You can get some fart spray, though, and make fake fart jars. That's what we should do. We should go get the fart spray from the prank store.

This girl is like, she would be very innocent-looking if I knew that she wasn't bottling her farts and selling them online to people. Buddy, have you peeped the gram? Yeah, I told you, I'm on her gram. and selling them online to people. Buddy, have you peeped the gram? Yeah, I told you. I'm on her gram.

God. You got to think the people that buy these also bought that one streamer's bathwater, too. So that was going to be my next question. Like, would you, are you, what's a bigger market for people out there, bathwater or toots? Or slonkers? I would think bathwater.

You can see it. Stem you, cancel. Toots, slonkers, or bathwater at least it's you can stem you cancel toots slonkers well bathwater well i think you're getting uh two for one with here because i'm in this title it says that uh quits because her diet of beans and slonkers was causing chest pains she says i remember within one day i had about three protein shakes and a huge bowl of black bean soup shout out to the bean boys so the toots you're getting slunkers with it. I could tell something was not right that evening when I was lying in bed,

and I could feel pressure in my stomach moving upward. Sounds like diverticulitis. It was quite hard to breathe, and every time I tried to breathe in, I'd feel a pinching sensation around my heart. I have felt that before from being like, you know, having a little gas. Isn't that just heartburn? Yeah, like I don't know if this is a reason to just end your entire business if you're making that much money on it.

If she's only been selling her farts for like a year, that's a great salary for her. Stephanie revealed her doctor advised her to change her diet and to take a gas-suppresent medication, which led her to change the way she is handling her fart jar selling venture. Yeah, I think Liver King and Raw Me Experiment have some toots. Yeah, but you're not buying Liver King's. You're not going to buy Liver King's jars. What about Liver Queen's?

I'm not well-versed enough. Does Liver Queen have an at? Is she doing her own content? I feel like she's reluctant. I think the family is just kind of like, all right, Dad's killing it with the supplements. I guess he's going to put us on the ground today. It seems like she's getting more play on there,

but you can tell she's still a little bit like, eh, not sure if I want to be in the spotlight. But I am the liver queen. Every liver king needs a liver queen. It's true. It's true. Do you think she has certain jars where she's like, that was a good one?

The premium jars? Yeah, that one's got certain... Did she sign each jar? I feel like you'd have to do something. Like, do you put like a ribbon around it? Just a nice handwritten note? I mean, this is just selling Dutch ovens, right? Are you talking about the action of a Dutch oven or an actual Dutch oven?

The action. Those were hilarious back in the day. You just get your boy under a blanket and just pin him there. I'm sorry. You know, she's doing a lot for creators. Really? There just seems to be an easier way. If I'm her, I'm immediately pivoting to bathwater.

Well, funny you say that. So I have my platform unfiltered, and I know a lot about the creators on there, now starting to think of different ways to make money other than just selling their photos or videos they're looking into you know maybe selling their bath water or selling their spit in a jar that's not a bad one either that and in these uncertain times don't sell your spit in a jar i don't know i think spit would get a a higher price than farts she says nobody else is doing farts i'm the only one i've got the monopoly on farts don't clip that i think the problem with farts though it's it's like uh it's a one hitter right you open that up you lose the fart bath

water stays there bath water is forever yeah diamonds are forever and so is bath water well bath it could evaporate at some point. Well, if you're not keeping it in a jar, it's tight. You've got to re-up. Did you see the study that showed that people prefer real diamonds to synthetic or something? And it was funded by—they were getting all the smoke on Twitter. It was funded by, like, a diamond mining company or something. Well, yeah, that makes sense.

It's like, yeah, people—no, these just trigger raw, like a pure emotion. People just love diamonds. They can tell the difference. I mean, moissanite's really having a moment right now. Are you familiar with moissanite? That sounds like something Dylan's into. It's a type of stone that looks very much like a diamond, and it's a very cheap alternative to getting a diamond.

Instead of paying $10,000, you can pay like $250, and you get a very cheap alternative to getting a diamond. Instead of paying $10,000, you can pay like $250 and you get a very comparable thing. I mean, some people might know it's not a real one, but I mean, dumbasses like us who don't really know about diamonds all that much, we would never know the difference. See, I'm no geologist, but personally, I think like rubies and sapphires and emeralds are cooler than diamonds. That's just me. He's no geologist. I'm no geologist. Don't quote me on it.

But personally, they look cool. On MTV's The Challenge, they started naming teams like the Ruby team and the Emerald team. And I told Sally, I was like, I don't know what color these things are. Ruby's red, right? Yes, they're Pokemon games too.

What is Emerald? Green. Sapphire's blue. I had a really hard time tracking these teams. I was like, they just need to call them green, red, or blue. You don't even know what your birthstone is. I know what mine is. Diamond.

Wow. Ironic, considering how much you fucking hate diamonds. Yeah. What's my birthstone? I don't know. Man, imagine if we sat down to a dinner and the waiter was born in the same hospital as you. What would the odds be? That's crazy. Dude, that's crazy. My birth my birthstone is kevin garnett okay look mine up july i knew a

month you were born and i wasn't about to ask oh you're a ruby boy that's right that's right damn shots of rubies call me jack i hope this girl starts selling her farts again. I'll say it. I don't like seeing girl bosses losing money. No, no, this podcast supports girl bosses winning. I mean, I think she still has the ability to, just maybe not as a rapid clip. And like you said, that might drive the price up.

They're scarcer. Randy, what were you saying that could be an alternative for her? Like instead of doing those? You were saying something before the pod. I think you said that. Okay. I don't know what you guys were talking about. Is it time?

Over 200K sold. $200,000, not 200K jars. Correct. Yeah, $200,000. Okay. How much was each jar? Like 20 bucks? How big were the jars?

Don't act like you don't know how big the jars were. I actually did see a video earlier today on it. I think they were like- You think they were nice mason jars? Does she have any remaining inventory that she's like upped the price on now that people know that this is like a commodity that's going away quickly? Is this a pump and dump scheme? Is that what this is?

She's trying to drive, just get rid of her- I don't think it's actually dumping. I think she's farting. She was making as much as $50,000 a week just letting one rip into a glass container and mailing it. Dude, I don't think she should stop. I think it's worth the heart issues. This is good money if you can get it. She could retire on this if she did it for the rest of the year and just dealt with her heart issues with some, like, gas acts. It's not tragic if you die doing what you love.

It's so fair. Mato says she'll invest her fart fortune into crypto. 2022, baby. We out here. How many more years does this world have? Hopefully none. We are five days in, and we have Pabst tweeting about eating

ass and people selling farts in jars and getting heart attacks. Why do you call it Pabst and not PBR? Is this like some hipster move that you're trying to pull out? I don't know. Have you ever had a douche canoe? No. Maybe that's old style.

It's old style and like pineapple juice. I thought that was just like something people called people. I did not know that was a beverage. Yeah, what is it? It's either PAPs or old style and pineapple juice. I'm Googling this right now. Nothing is coming up. I mean, that's what we called it.

That might have been a Randy thing. Do you put pineapple in your poke? No, I'm not opposed to it. I did it yesterday. I don't know if you noticed. I didn't notice. How was it? I love it.

It really, the juxtaposition between the saltiness of like the salmon or tuna and the sweet of the pineapple. It just creates just a flavor blast in your mouth. That's why I think that people that hate pineapple on pizza... I do. I think that there is a place for it every once in a while. I'm not saying it's... It's never going to be the only pie that you order, but if it's an additional pie on top of the other ordered pies,

I'm going to try at least one of the Hawaiian style. I'm glad you brought that up. I did not mention on Monday that I actually did eat three slices of pizza at Dylan's on Sunday. Dude, you're crazy for that. Saturday, New Year's Day. I started my New Year's...

Well, this is like a medium pizza, right? It was two large pizzas, six adults. The kids had their own pizza. And I had two. And then I looked at Will. I was like, man, is it bad if I go back for a third? And Will was like, go off. Did Dylan put it on the company card again?

That's a great question. He honestly probably did. I should probably check. Did we ever get payment from him for that? That was like 70 bucks worth of pizza. 71, actually. 71-62. I remember the number.

For three people. For two adults and a kid. That's a lot of pizza. That's too much pizza. That's a lot of pizza. Dylan likes to get extra pizza rolls from there, and he likes to freeze them so he can eat them later. Are you serious?

Isn't that really off-brand for him? Is that real? I swear. I was with him. We're talking about from Pine House Pizza. Yes. And he was like, I'm getting some pizza rolls. I'm going to freeze them and eat them later.

That is the most stoner thing I've ever heard. People forget that the Gardener Snake Dave t-shirt was made at a Pine House Pizza. Oh, was that made straight up at Pine House? Wait, what? Will and I met for this shirt and other things, and I was showing him the design at Pine House, and people were probably like, what is this guy showing him? This is obviously before we hired you?

Yeah. This is before we hired you and then the world shut down and then we didn't, like, get to work in an office with you for, like, six months? Yeah. My first day was supposed to be the Patreon House of Creativity, and then South by Southwest got canceled. Fucking South by. Just canceled. Fucking South by.

Just like Johnny Appleseed. It's a good callback. Anything more on Stephanie Motto? No, I think it's about time we stopped talking about her. Whoa, does this change your mind? No. Okay.

Well, reluctantly, I think it's time. Randy segment. So I went I think it's time. Randy's segment. So I went to Kohl's yesterday. Oh, did you? Did you? I mean. Do you have any sound effects for your segment? I could do this story.

Yeah, do you have a theme song? Not yet. I mean, hey, expect great things. That's your tagline. We can talk about it more later. I'm surprised it's not a Fall Out Boy song. Hey, I'm pretty sure I'm winning that poll right now. If anyone was wondering, the tweet that was put out that says,

I actually think Fall Out Boy has a better catalog than the Killers, and then there was a subsequent poll. Is that how you say that? Subsequent? Subsequent poll. Fall Out Boy is now leading with 50.1% over 49.9 with 1,109 votes. It is pretty much dead even right now. Negligible.

The Killers are... They are such a bigger cultural influence than Fall Out Boy. The thing is, I can name three Killer songs. I can name like 10 Fall Out Boys. That's because you're not a Killers fan and you're a fan of Fall Out Boy. All the ones you named yesterday that weren't... What's the one? Sugar? It's not Sugar.

Sugar We're Going Down? Whatever it's called. I will say. They're not good. Everything outside that song is a bad song. I'll put Mr. Brightside over Sugar We're Going Down, but that's like 1A, 1B for me, really. Are you saying? There are some really good killer songs that you're underrating.

Killers are top heavy is what you're saying. I'm saying that I'm going to take Dance Dance, Thanks for the Memories, Grand Theft Autumn over Somebody Told Me and all these things. Grand Theft Autumn. It's a great song. It's a play on the video game. That just sounds so lame. That's a great song and people are yelling at their phones right now or however they listen. That's fine. I know that

Fall Out Boy has a lot of big fans out there. They were never for me. I think when they came out I was still in my punk phase and liking them would have been it would have gotten me made fun of for me fallout boy is this even your segment yeah no no this is all right this is this is a sub segment i have i have three segments i guess i can talk about my cole's trip or i can talk about this man who found a hidden spy camera on his cat food okay well this is probably better. For me, every Fall Out Boy song outside of that one

sounds like it was written to be on the pregame show of NFL Sunday. Correct. Their newer stuff, yeah, I will give you that. Whereas The Killers, you hear Mr. Brightside at a bar, and I've seen this at a bar on Rainey. Everybody's singing it. Okay, so is everyone singing Sugar, We're Going Down? It's a much more single song.

Yeah, but no one knows the words to that song. Nobody knows the word. Everybody knows Mr. Brightside. Lying in the grass in the Coliseum? It transcends demographics. Mr. Brightside transcends demographics. I'm just a notch in your bedpost. You're just lying in a song?

Come on. I've seen someone do that song at karaoke and did quite well. Yeah. Part of the reason I loved watching it at karaoke was because I could actually see what the lyrics were for the first time with the song. I was like, oh, this is great. Jimmy Eat World. I don't know the lyrics to that song.

The middle? Just take some time. I don't know what that part is. Little girl, something fine. Will, you put off was big into Jimmy Eat World vibes. No comment. Yeah, your boy likes some Jimmy Eat World. I. Yeah, your boy likes some Jimmy Eat World. I get it.

Your boy likes some Jimmy Eat World. Nothing wrong with that. I mean, I'm not... Dude, he ate the world. Are you listening? Oh. That was really bad.

Dude, that was good. I mean, to be honest, though, our thing about music is just... It's so subjective. It's pointless. It's so pointless. I actually hate

when people recommend music to me because I'm like, I'm probably not going to listen to that. I'm sorry. I just, I just find that we're like dead even on this poll is very, very interesting looking at the analytics, which people don't, 90 something percent have internal monologues. Okay. Are we doing this cat food shit?

Some people can't hear their own thoughts and that's crazy. All right. Man finds hidden spy camera attached to a box of cat food adam can you throw the image up here because it wasn't even that hidden what the fuck is that why wouldn't they just put it on someone's eye put it on the cat's eye it's a third eye yeah i feel like this is a looks like the joe rogan logo it looks like a laser is going to come out of his forehead this This was in the UK, and the store that said it said that we are concerned about it. So hold on. This guy bought this off the shelf.

He got home and saw that there was a spy cam in the Purina cat food. Yeah, he didn't find out until later. It's so not well hidden. It's right in the cat's forehead. If I see that, that's one of those times when you just take it off the shelf, take the one behind it, and move on. If I see that, that's one of those times when you just take it off the shelf, take the one behind it, and move on. And apparently he had a transmitter, but the guy's not able to recover any video or where it's being transmitted to.

I just think this is a hoax. That is so obvious. Yeah, this guy's trying to get paid by Purina, which I respect. If you can get the corporate bag by suing them, get that corporate bag. There's nothing to sue. Invasion of privacy, David he i'm the lawyer here this is this is like the shrimp and the cinnamon toast what is the point what are you gonna what people what where do people put their cat food they put it in like the either the pantry or their laundry room or something there's theories that it might

have been in the factory to be spying on like employees of the Purina factory. I don't know. Like PETA put out, like PETA put a camera inside the Purina. That's plausible. So we're talking big cat food right now. And also the guy said he went back to the store and where he found on the shelf,

it was an Iraq that faces a bunch of bottles of water that kind of faces into the stock room area. So it could have been by the store too. I don't know. But this, just this image to me was very funny of this and kind of faces into the stockroom area. So it could have been by the store, too. I don't know. This image, to me, was very funny of this. In the world of video, you gotta hide it better than that. You gotta put it in the cat's eye. Oh, we got Video Man Ready Savage putting his hat on.

Where's your spy camera? Boom, boom, boom. Right there. I could see you having a camera in this office. Actually, you're on my hidden camera TV show. If I ever found out that there's a hidden camera in this office, I think I would fire someone immediately. Today, I'm going to be Carl Havoc.

To be honest, if we get a new office, we should get maybe security cameras. Because that video of Brett hanging from the scaffolding at the barstool office when he got knocked off the ladders. One of the funniest things. We had the 24 hour cam set up for ping pong at the Grand X office. Ping pong or bing pong?

Bing bong. Be honest, man. That was a fun time. Can we get a bing bong table? I would love a ping pong. I kind of worried about the health of the company once we started putting so much effort behind recording ourselves a ping pong. I kind of worried about the health of the company once we started putting so much effort behind recording ourselves playing ping pong. I'm trying to think if there's anybody I never beat. I beat everybody.

Jared? I thought Jared was good, right? I beat Jared once or twice. Oh, I had Jared's number for a little bit. He didn't want to admit it, but he knew that I had his number for a bit, and then we played so many times that he could get out of his funk that he officially had my number after that. My favorite thing about ping pong was that Dylan was so bad at it

he wouldn't play. It was such a poor sport attitude. Dude, yeah, like he was so, I mean he could play, but he was just he got beat by everybody. He didn't even do the ping pong tournament that we did. No. You couldn't spin the ball? No. I got home from a bachelor party or something just absolutely devastated and had to go play ping pong against Ross, did. No. You couldn't spin the ball? No. I got home from a bachelor party

or something just absolutely devastated and had to go play ping pong against Ross who was one of the better players in the office. You were dead inside. I could barely hold the paddle.

I was shaking so much. It was awful. You were very pale. Oh. That was seriously one of the worst ping pong game I've ever played

and it was in tournament. You needed some raw beef for that game. I did. But yeah, that's all I got on this cat. I got this new water bottle from Kohl's because I got $5 in Kohl's cash. That's your segment that we just did.

That was Randy's segment. What's going on in Randy's world? You return something to Amazon, they give you $5 in Kohl's cash. They give you a full refund at Kohl's. Outside of the water bottle, how far does a $5 Kohl's cash get you? It depends. You can get some funky socks. Why would I want to get Depends with it?

I'm too young for adult diapers. Depends there. How do you know? I've searched. Have you been pissing your pants? Yeah. It's time, baby. This weekend in fun presented by an oldie but a goodie.

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$5. Brand new water bottle. Steel. Wow. You just hit the mic. What are you doing? Hey, when you guys started like Washed Media, did you expect to be talking to two guys across the table eight to ten years your junior? I don't think that was appropriate. You guys are our Gen Z correspondents. No, that's Adam.

No, that's Adam. We're millennials. You're barely millennials. Literally barely. 96 is the cutoff. We can talk about SpongeBob over here if you want to. No. Will doesn't know what that is. What are you doing this weekend, Will? I'm not starting it off. I is the cutoff. We can talk about SpongeBob over here if you want to. No. Will doesn't know what that is.

What are you doing this weekend, Will? I'm not starting it off. I never start it off. I can't start it off. We're going to wait until Brett for last because he's going to talk for 10 minutes. Let's start with our esteemed guest. Yeah, you're sitting in Dylan's chair. Go ahead, Dylan Shivery. I got a big weekend. Not doing much. I'm really excited for it. Really, I don't have much. He's doing a Dylan bit. That's good.

I think I'm going to a happy hour on Friday. And other than that, I don't really have anything. Oh, that's not on my calendar. Hang on. Not with you. Ever since you threw that sandwich at my head, I don't want to. We need to reschedule our first annual happy hour. Monthly?

What are we doing? We're doing monthly happy hours for the company. And unfortunately for our first one, pretty much everyone can't go. So that's good. You and Randy can go, Dave. Oh, man. I got the thing with Rhodes. Like I said, the sandwich situation.

Fatherhood? Yeah. He's been a real pest. The pest. I still haven't seen this. Should I? You're probably going to like it. The pest is right up your alley.

Is that with... John Leguizamo. Oh, no. I'm thinking of when Jim Carrey is the green-faced guy. The Grinch or the mask? No, the mask. I'm thinking of the mask. You had trouble putting your finger on the mask?

Correct. God. It's funny that there's two movies, two roles, that Jim Carrey is the green-faced guy. God. It's funny that there's two movies, two roles, that Jim Carrey is the green-faced guy. Yeah. Also funny that Randy had those just in his back pocket, like, immediately. Not that they're too hard, but... What's Dave getting into this weekend?

Is that it? You're doing a happy hour Friday? Yeah, I mean, I'll see, maybe play some Halo, maybe do... I don't know. I got nothing to do right now. See, people are like, oh, man, they should get rid of weekend and fun because they're old and lame. They don't do anything. So we bring in a kid. How old are you?

26? 27, about to turn 28. We bring in like a nice young lad, mid-20s, firmly implanted, single, mid-20s, just living the Austin dream. I already got Omicron too. He can go out there and mob. He's going to play Halo. So there you go.

There's no plan. Maybe I'll, hey, if I do more, I'll let you know. Lie. Say you're going to jar farts or something. He's good to do that. So, there you go. There's no plan. Maybe I'll, hey, if I do more, I'll let you know. Lie. Say you're going to jar farts or something. He's good to do that. Christina Perry style.

Katie's sister? No, she's not. What's that boy doing? I don't really, I don't really have much. That's sick. Dave wants to golf so bad

and I feel bad that we cannot golf with Dave. I know. I'm playing three rounds of golf. Yeah. Sorry, Dave. Yeah. He's got the itch. I know. I'm playing three rounds of golf. Yeah. Sorry, Dave. Yeah. He's got the itch.

I can see it. He's going to go to Topgolf by himself and just get some swings. I'll go to the golfing. Dave's got major driving range vibes right now. I will hit the range this weekend if I don't play. Do you bring roads out there and just chill? I've thought about it. Is that frowned upon?

You could ask him to tape your swing. I mean, people bring their dogs out there. Totally. They just put the little stick in the ground, and they just kind of keep them on a lead. Yeah. No, I don't think that's a terrible plan. But I have faith that someone listening to this pod is going to say, you know what? I've actually got a tee time.

We need a fourth. Dave, why don't you join us? Are you a free agent, is what you're saying? I'm open. Wow. You know what I've thought about doing is creating a group text with everybody that I've played golf with in Austin, even if they don't know each other, and say, hey, this is Dave's potential golf partner's group. If you need a fourth, drop it in here.

This is our thing now. Does that mean I have to start a separate one that's Will's golf partner group? No, you can. If I want to do that. You're in Dave's golf partner group. Yeah. So can I ask people within Dave's golf partner group, even if you can't golf? You're going to splinter

off. Yeah. It's like the waiver wire. I don't hate this. You pitch somebody up off real quick. What if you play with someone and they're like, hey man, I heard about your group. They were kind of annoying to play with. Their pace of play was terrible. Then you kick them out. Who are you talking about specifically?

No comment. Not talking about anybody specifically, obviously. Does Micah still play? Hard to say. I feel like every single time I've invited him to play recently, he just hasn't. Didn't he have to not play while he was trying to find a job? I think he got banned from playing when he was unemployed. But now he's got a job. I don't think he's picked it up since.

Just hit up Turndogs. Can I say something about Micah? I love Micah. He turns down more invites than anybody on the planet. Not for me. He loves me. Yeah, but like... I love Micah. He turns down more invites than anybody on the planet. Not for me. He loves me. Yeah, but I've been out with Micah one time to watch a UFC fight. Is he going on Dillon's? Yeah! He's on my flights, baby.

Let's ride. I'm on Cabeza Watch this weekend. Okay. Yo voy a Mexico. Literally. Cabeza Watch. I go to Mexico. What part? Cabo? I'm going to Cabo San Lucas with my wife's family, which is now my family.

She is my wife. I will be sitting at a house doing nothing except for golfing and eating guacamole. Can I ask a logistics question? Yeah. How do you decide with a family of that size, kids involved, et cetera, how do the rooms get divvied? So it's a mad rush. It's an absolute mad rush. So it's a free-for-all.

Yeah. So there's already been some controversy or controversy, as the people overseas say, and it's kind of a mad rush because you try to pull the seniority cards. Now that we have kids, I'm going to try to pull the kid card. I usually get a decent little spot. I'm in a good position for my room stuff. I'm never going to get the best room, but I'm never going to get the worst room. That's not a bad idea. Because, like, I would assume your parents-in-law, your mother and father-in-law, they get the room of choice.

They get the master. They get the master. And then, like, if you're going rooms one through four, the following, shoot for two. Because everybody's rushing for one. Yeah. But at worst, you're going to get the second best room. That's not a bad call. I usually get the second best room, I'll say.

But Sally's kind of a bulldog when it comes to this stuff. So she'll just put a suitcase on her back. Never experienced that before. And then just run and just throw the suitcase down in the nicest room and be like, that's our room. So you're getting a house, not like a hotel? Correct. It's more economical when it comes to the amount of people that we have. She has a very large family.

A casa. Si. Oh, because that's Spanish for house. Si. On the playa. That's beach. I took four years of Spanish in high school. Maybe there's going to be a piscina there, which means pool.

Do you face west? I don't know. I don't even know left and right. You think I know north, south, east, west? I'm just saying, what's the sunset potential here? Who knows, man? Okay. Yeah.

I'll shoot you a Snapchat of the sunset at some point. Bring your compass. You're not on Snapchat. It's facts. What's Brett getting into this weekend? Well, after I win Powerball tonight, who knows? Are you going to go get company tickets? If we win Powerball tonight, I might not be going to Mexico.

We might be going somewhere else. I have cash on me. I have $40 in cash. Do you need more? Can you only pay for these tickets in cash? Correct. I have cash on me. I'll give you some.. Do you need more? Can you only pay for these tickets in cash? Correct. I have cash on me. I'll give you some.

I'll Venmo you. Okay. That doesn't work. You can't Venmo the people. How much do you have in cash? $40 in cash. How expensive are Powerball tickets? $2 a pop.

Oh. I'd go quick. What's it worth tonight? So it's worth $610 million on the jackpot. Wow. That means a cash value of $434.2. That's fine. Right?

So we're not going... Annuity is the dumbest thing in the world. You do not want to do the annuity. No, we're going lump sum all in the beginning. So the lump sum gets you $434.2. And how many people are splitting this? It'll be, I guess, us four. So we all have $100 million.

Dude, Dylan's going to be punching air when we're all $100 millionaires. Here's the problem. So then if you win the $434, 25% is immediately taken off the top. So then you're at 330. Then you have to report that as income. Is it even worth the $2 investment at this point?

Then it goes down to like 273 after you hit the top tax bracket. So basically you're getting $273 million if we split it with just one person. I'm going to make an exception to my anti-lottery rule, and I will play today. I'm going to buy so many farts of jars. Jars of farts? Almost, yeah. But then after the Powerball, I'm going to Park City tomorrow.

Pretty, pretty, pretty excited about it. Why is that $20 bill so crispy? Because I keep it in my $2 bill. Why is the other $20 rolled up like a cigar? Shh. Oh. I got it from Dylan. Ha.

You keep $2 bills on you? It's good luck. You got to wrap your cash in $2 bill. It's good luck. Want one? I can get you one. No, I have some. Do you want a $2 bill, David?

I can get you one. Why do you do that? Because it's good luck. No, I think I have a $2 bill somewhere. I have a $3 bill, y'all. Stop. I don't know if you want a $2 bill, David? I can get you one. Why do you do that? Because it's good luck. No, I think I have a $2 bill somewhere. I have a $3 bill, y'all. Stop. I don't know if you heard me well. I'm going to Park City.

Very excited about it. Are you skiing there? Oh, yeah. When are you coming back? Monday. Monday! So I'll be out Monday. I'm sorry.

It's okay. I'll be out Monday, too. Is Dylan going to be back? Dylan's going to be back. His COVID protocol will be done. It's going to be just me. I can call in Monday, too. Is Dylan going to be back? Dylan's going to be back. His COVID protocol will be done. It's going to be just me. I can call in from the beach. I can call in from the golf course. Dan's solo would be a phenomenal hour of circling back.

An hour. I could not do 35 minutes solo. Yes, you could. I think you should do an entire hour solo one day. I thought your top was two minutes. Anyways. Our top. Should we get out of here? No, I'm concerned. I have one concern. What?

This group that I'm going with, they're not a documentarian type of group. So you're not going to get any dope grams off? There's no grams that are going to happen. Is that calculated? They live in the moment, Dave. They're not on their phones. Do you put the phone down? We're doing drugs.

It's Utah. You can't really do a bunch of drugs in Utah. Don't they have lower ABV beer and stuff in Utah? What's their deal? Never really understood Utah. I'm going to soak in the hot tub, Dave. There's a hot tub at the condo we're staying at. I think it's a shared hot tub. Be careful, Brett, because I've seen you in a hot tub

on a ski trip. It was Colorado, though. That altitude is different. No, it wasn't the altitude. It was just the THC. Did Brett fall asleep in the hot tub? No, I just couldn't speak. I got to the point where I was staring at a jet.

And I could not lose it. You're the one that died. Dylan did charades. And after thinking about it for 30 seconds, and then we said, all right, go, he just blanked and sat back down. Yeah, Dylan blanked. He also couldn't stop laughing in the kitchen at one point. Yeah, yeah. That was honestly one of my favorite versions of Dylan.

I truly have never seen him happier. Dylan was useless in charades at that point. I can't imagine him playing charades. There's a couple of concerns I have about this trip. I'm excited for the skiing, obviously. Number one, I'm going to have to be the documenter. I'm going to have to be the Will DeFries. You don't have to document everything you do.

You can just live in the moment, too. I'm just going to be getting cool grams of other people. So you're welcome in advance. Two, we don't have a reservation yet. Concerned about that. Who put this trip together? Not me. Hockey buddies.

Okay. From back in high school, hockey buddies. While I'm excited to see them, reservations are scant at this point. So we're probably just going to do pizza for three nights in a row. Bay? Are you going to eat three pieces like to do pizza for three nights in a row. Bay? Are you going to eat three pieces like Dave? Dude, go back for a third. I'm telling you.

I always go two, go back for a third, and then late night, one slice. Aren't you the car? Potentially four. What's the cuisine like in Utah? I don't know. What are they known for? If there's a scallop anywhere near the house, it's getting demolished. I don't think they're known for their scallops, are they known for? If there's a scallop Anywhere near the house It's getting demolished

I don't think they're known For their scallops Zero seasoning It's Park City Slash Deer Valley There's some Some cuisine up there Maybe elk

I don't know Do they have elk? Sure Bison burgers? Dude The bison burgers The little patties From Trader Joe's

TJ's will Check them out I don't know if TJ's Does bison burgers Oh the little patties from Trader Joe's, TJ's will. Check them out. I don't know if TJ's does bison burgers. Oh, yeah. I did TJ's chicken goyza potstickers last night. Raw? No. Frozen.

Oh, baby, I like it raw. Have you ever heard of a Utah scone? I've never heard of this before. I think you've got to try one. Is that like a Rocky Mountain oyster? It's a deep-fried scone. That looks fantastic. Dude, this looks so good. I just Googled Utah foods. The first oyster? It's a deep fried scone. Oh. That looks fantastic. Dude, this looks so good.

Like, I just Googled Utah foods. The first thing that came up was a Utah scone. This looks amazing. Everybody must get scones. Here's the thing about fried. I'm not, like, that's a Texas State Fair item, and I'm not into that. No, this doesn't look like it's a bit. This looks like it's an actual delicacy.

What about pastrami burgers? That's also on here. That just sounds like a pastrami sandwich. They used to call me Mr. Hot Pastrami. Really? In northern Michigan, that was your name. Mr. Hot Pastrami. Is that the sandwich you got that's wrapped in plastic? The one that Dave threw

at my head? No, that was an Antone's. You watched it travel toward your face and didn't move. That's revisionist history. It's not. Dave stood up, said, all right, Mr. Jimmy Johns, I'll show you a fast sub, and then he whipped it at my head. It's not true at all. I wouldn't say Mr. Jimmy Johns.

Whipped it real good. Can we leave? Are we eating lunch? Hard to say. Let's go feast. I don't know how to end these episodes without Dylan saying bye. I know. Randy, say something hilarious for the folks at home.

Something hilarious. See you later. Oh, no.