Circling Back - Real or Fake Aesthetics & Spirit Airlines Lobster Boil

Episode Date: June 30, 2021

Are you more goblincore or soggy? If you don’t know what that means, then you’ll love “Real or Fake” Aesthetics. We also discuss the lobster boil that occurred on Spirit Airlines, the prequel trailer for The Sopranos, and This Weekend in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (13:40)  “Real or Fake” Aesthetics (45:30) Shellfish on Spirit Airlines (56:45) Sopranos Trailer (1:03:00) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast presented by Vizzy Heart Seltzer, the only heart seltzer with vitamin C and superfruit acerola. My name's Will DeFreeze. To my right, David Roth. My presentation today is brought to you guys by Homemade Cold Brew Coffee. Bringing that back. I've got ice water right here. And let me just put this out there. I'm gone off that Sudafed. Absolutely gone off of it. It's allergy season. It's sinus season. And I just want to put it out there, I'm gone off that Sudafed. Absolutely gone off of it. It's allergy season. It's sinus season. And I just want to put it out there. If I sound a little scratchy, it's the Sudafed. Your boy's draining. Sudafed's a fun

one, man. Yeah, that's the one you have to show your driver's license so they know you're not a Smurf. It's also the one that you use to make meth with, which is really cool. Yeah, dude, who doesn't know what a Smurf is? What are you doing? What's a Smurf? Come on, dude. Which is really cool. You don't know what a Smurf is. What are you doing? What's a Smurf? Come on, dude. Besides the little cartoon character, what is a Smurf?

You have to ask, dude. You got major Smurf vibes. I have to ask. Did you know the Smurfs were communists? Is that true? There's a theory. I never watched the Smurfs. Did y'all?

A little bit. They were kind of weird. If I did, the second that I understood what was going on, I turned it off. I just don't think I was a big Smurf guy at the time. They were all tiny and shit. Blue. They were the original Blue Man Group. That's fair.

That's a good point. What were they doing? They were just banging on. They were Smurfing around. But what were they doing? They were just swag Smurfing. Getting that work in the kitchen and then banging on trash cans. Were they strolling on the street light?

I think you're mixing up your blue characters a little bit. He had a blue house with a blue window. That song stinks. Blue is the color. No, it doesn't, dude. The song stinks. Oh, is that the Aerosmith song? Blue is my favorite color. We've done so much in the first two minutes of this podcast

already. What song are you singing? If you're a new listener, I apologize. I know that song. Who sings that? Hey, I noticed that both of y'all had breakfast in the studio at some point. Yeah, man. Dylan walked in with a McDonald's cup. Dave came with a breakfast sandwich. Your boy's over here just starving right now. You know I hit Mickey D's on the way in.

Can I pull back the curtain a little bit further than I already have? Sure. I fully plan on going to Honeyham and eating there. Got in my car today. Got a call from Howlin' Wolf. It's Randy's daycare. And they said, hey, a spot just opened up. Do you want to bring Randy in?

And I was like, do I? So Randy's having a little play day. I had to go swing out of the way a little bit, drop him off, let him go run around, have a day, Randy. And then I went to Honeyham and picked it up and brought it in. I was hoping you – no offense. I was hoping I wouldn't see you when I got in because I was like, I don't want to eat this in front of Will. He works here. What are you talking about? I know, but I got here like 15 minutes early and I was like,

maybe I beat Will because I didn't want to sit in there and eat it while Will's in here. I felt rude. That would just be disrespectful. I had to holler at that sausage and meat muffin with egg, of course, on the way in. Oh, buddy. I'll say this. It straight up hit. It's extremely off-brand of you to go to McDonald's

for breakfast. I agree with that, actually. I'll say this. It straight up hit. It's extremely off-brand of you to go to McDonald's for breakfast. I agree with that, actually. I've been talking up McDonald's breakfast for a very long time. The other day on the podcast, I think you said that you haven't had McDonald's in like X amount of years. But then I had to clarify that I had breakfast with you there like a year ago. Yeah, I haven't gone by McDonald's after 10 there like a year ago. If it's, yeah. I haven't gone by McDonald's after 10.30 a.m. I believe that's when they stopped serving breakfast.

In probably. Do the scene from Big Daddy. Probably 10 years. But their breakfast is so good. And I have no problem picking it up every now and then. You and Park should recreate the Big Daddy scene. For TikTok. It would be cute.

I don't remember that scene. Where he walks in and he's like, I thought I was 11. Like, no, sir, we stopped serving breakfast at 1030. He goes, ah, I'm Adam Sandler. Good scene. That's what he said. And then he pees on the wall or whatever, which is weird. What would they do if I was the lead in Big Daddy?

And they were like, all right, well, do the pee scene now. And I froze up. You couldn't do it. I'd be like, dude, I can't. You know they actually approached me to do the sequel, Big Daddy. Really? I couldn't do it just because of the pod and everything. I think I saw it on my recommended tab recently.

Considering that you have no acting chops whatsoever, I'm surprised that they came to you for the sequel. You've never seen me act? Did you see Randy's viral video for Dude Perfect? Weren't you on the exec board once? That's true. I did a couple videos for TFM. I never got to knock for anything

on TFM. No one ever wanted me there. You know, speaking of McDonald's, you know who's been all in on McDonald's is Ross, noted New York Times bestselling author, W.R. Bowen. He told me he's just been hammering McDonald's. Yeah, he also eats like a seven-year-old, though. He has like a PB&J and Cheetos for lunch on the reg, which just sounds great.

Can I announce next week? Shit. This camera. Yeah, what's up? Shut up. So Will's going to be in Michigan. Ever heard of it, dude? The murder men.

Northern Michigan. It's murder. Right. The murder men? Holla, holla. Will's going to Michigan. The original Mitten. The original Mitten State.

All right, go ahead, Dave. Either Monday or Wednesday, we will be having not one but two guest hosts, and said guest hosts will be Cactus Jack and noted New York Times bestselling author W.R. Bowen. Cactus Jack. I know. I've given in. He's posted.

I have to just go with it. No one has given himself nicknames. I've never met anyone who's given themselves nicknames the way J-Bone has been able to do not once, but twice. At least twice. He shows up at the office one day at Grand X and he goes, by the way, people are calling me J-Bone now. I think Duda gave him that nickname. I think Duda is not getting

the credit because I feel like Duda told him he should go by J-Bone. I would call J-Bone just like telling people to call him that and we were like, yeah, okay. We're not going to do it. And then a month later we were all just saying it. He just put it like ingrained it into our brains. That's not how T-Man... That's a good way to get a nickname. I mean, it's never a good look to give yourself

the nickname, but if you can make it stick over a course of like a week and it starts to work and it happens. You know what nickname didn't stick? My ninth grade theater teacher mr craddock me and my buddy we started calling mr radcock that's good he didn't think it was funny yeah that's weird you have to be careful naming your kids these days yeah because like you have to go in knowing that they might get shamed for something honestly you yeah that was part of our name search committee. We hired an outside firm to come in and help us just pick names.

That was one thing we spent hours doing. It was like, okay, the initials, make sure there's nothing problematic. We're good, though. I just panic-named my kid, and I just was like, I don't know, just do my name again. Should we get some official biz out of the way before we hop into today's epi? What about my intro, dog?

Nah, dude. I think we're good. You're the McDonald's guy from TV. Yeah, we got old McDonald over here. I'm down kind of bad right now. It's pretty good. That's clean. That's G-rated humor.

Parks calls McDonald's old McDonald's. It's the cutest shit ever. I won't correct him. Are they still teaching him that song? I'm waiting for him to figure it out. It's so cute. Dude, they're kind of appropriating farm culture. Mad cute.

I agree. Old McDonald's. Yeah, I guess we have Dylan Chivory in the building. I'm down kind of bad right now, honestly. Why? Well, I did some deadies at the gym yesterday. Okay. Did you hurt your back again?

Some big boy deadies. And my hip is... Are we doing deadies? I re-aggravated my hip. You warming up properly? Is it your flexor? It is. I think it's the flexor.

You got to warm up that flexor, bro. I heard it hiking in telly. Let me stretch you out later. All right, dog. Get on the ground. All right, dog. I'll stretch you out. I'm down for that.

Anyway, that's all I had to say. The last 15 seconds, a lot just happened. I would like to announce that I will not let it affect my performance today. But just know that I am experiencing let it affect my performance today. I guess pseudo if you need it. I am experiencing some minor pain in my hip. Hey, I have news. What is it? I have some breaking news.

So before this podcast started, I bought some shoes online to spite my brother-in-law. They're the new Roderick Federer tennis shoes. It's honestly one of the best things you've done. And he somehow flexed on me even harder. You already got them? He didn't just get one pair. He got two pairs of these shoes. Why would he do that?

My spite purchase is now in vain. Okay, did he purchase after you announced your spite purchase? That's when you got two? I didn't even announce my spite purchase then. Oh. He just texted me and said, I just bought two pairs. Same color? Dude.

Yeah. Buy two more. He's a big tennis guy. So he plays tennis all the time. So it makes sense that he might have two of the same pairs of shoes. Buy two more, so now you have three. Should I just buy the entire stock? Yes.

Okay, I'm going to do that. Dude, buy the company. I don't think I can afford on. Have you looked? I can't afford Roger Federer's salary. That's true. Fed's balls. He won his opening round match, right?

He did. Sure. You told me you watched Wimbledon. I watched like five minutes of the match. I didn't watch the entire day. I'm more in the tour right now. Hey, okay. Tour de France.

Craft work. You got to get off craft work. Tour de France. I was more of, my lineage went craftwork, skipped a bunch of stuff, then just got right into the Chemical Brothers. Dude, I like craftwork. Craftwork, they're the pioneers of the electronic sound. Dylan has no clue who we're talking about.

None. None. No idea. All right, before we get into it, go mash that follow button on Circling Back Pot and Watch Media. We posted the second most shared video in the history of Watch Media's account yesterday. You guys aware of that?

Major shouts to Timo for the assist there. That video was heat. Randy goes out of town for two seconds, and Timo just starts cooking in the stew. Well, a lot of people could message me like, dude, I think Randy might be holding the interns back. I know. And then he leaves, and then Timo turns into Heisenberg over here. I just like how Randy never leaves town, and then he hires these interns,

and suddenly he's jet-setting across the country. Did you hire them just so you could take off? I mean, I think I have had the moniker of Vacation Will for a long time. I think I've taken less vacation this year than Randy has. But I'm about to make up for that. Sure. So, whatever. But it is what it is.

Randy's just been close together. Because he was just in, where was he, Nashville? Yeah. Where he did not try hot chicken. He went from Nash Vegas to Las Vegas. No one's doing that. Yeah, you don't see that. He had a five-day buffer between the two.

Yeah. He was probably still hungover from Nashville when he showed up in Vegas. Dude, I've never seen him that bad when he came back from Nashville. Like that Monday and that Tuesday, he was just. Trashville, right? On Wednesday, he said he was still feeling it. He's too young to be feeling it on Wednesday. It's been four days.

Dude, he's right at that point. 27 was the number for me where it was like, oh. He's too young to be feeling it on Wednesday. It's been four days. Dude, he's right at that point. 27 was the number for me where it was like, oh. He's 27. This is why I think that he's right in that sweet spot of being the most hungover he can be. Because he's still partying like he's 25. He doesn't know any better. But he's getting the hangovers like he's 27 to 32. He's young, dumb, and having fun.

Full of rum. Right. Go tell a friend about the podcast. Imagine if every person that listened to this podcast told a friend and recruited somebody. I think that would double our listenership almost immediately. Yeah. You know how they have collegiate athletes recruit other players and take them around and show them the campus and stuff? Or, I don't know, Matthew McConaughey.

Or McConaughey. We need to kind of implement that strategy with our listenership i think it'd be an effective way to grow should we do something should we have like every major city that we have and then we have a deputy in each city that like tries to drum up up the minister of recruiting ambassador yeah if you're in ashville north carolina right now like just holler at your boy i want to make you the deputy why are you using deputy i think ambassador is the one yeah deputy ambassador sounds more like no because deputy because like if you walk into the dick saloon and they see you're a deputy they're going to give you a free shot and a beer what if you're the sheriff though what if you're

not in the dick saloon though yeah not everywhere is the dick saloon well any bar can be a dick saloon if you try hard enough what about the rock hard cafe the rock hard cafe might i think we just i think we just make a t-shirt that literally is the Hard Rock Cafe's logo that says Rock Hard Cafe. That would be very sophomoric of us, yes. Exactly. Sophomoric is probably a good way to describe this podcast. Yeah. Usually we ask our listeners to tell 1,000 of their closest friends.

It might be asking a lot. So maybe this deputy situation is the move. Do you think it's holding people back that they use our bits IRL and they don't want their friends to know where they can leave it? Yeah, maybe that's why they don't tell them. We've had people tell us that. I think it might be our biggest. If we did a SWAT analysis, that's our biggest threat.

Shit. It's just we're linking too hard with our current listeners. We need the other ones. We're giving them too much material. They're getting outed. It's like stealing our shtick. Damn. That's okay. We license it. We It's like stealing our shtick. Damn. That's okay.

We license it. We sub-license our shtick to the listeners as long as they're good backers. Yeah, but we got the magic shtick. They got the magic shtick. Yeah, that's what I was saying. That's literally what I just said. But I'll put a little fitty into it. Hey, we did Patreon yesterday.

Patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast. We talked Bachelorette. Major shouts to Thomas, Dave's boy. Why do you love Thomas so much? I don't love him. I just think he was wronged. He was kind of wronged. No, that guy stinks.

Nick Vile agrees with me, for the record. Nick Vile of the Vile Files? What'd he say? What'd that man say? vial of the vile files what do you say what that man say uh he had a tweet saying just how like trey or whoever was manipulating his or like was like changing around his words and he's like yeah except for thomas didn't actually say all that true hey save the takes for the fucking pod dude for the page you asked you literally asked dylan actually asked i you, Dylan. You ignore Dylan all the time. All right, man. You know.

Anyway. Hey, we have something I'd like to call a new segment. New segment alert. Well, it's kind of a reprise of an old segment that we've been doing recurrently. Reprise, old segment, that we do recurring alert. Yeah. Here. I have theme music for it, actually.

Sorry. No, dude. Come on theme music for it, actually. Sorry. No, dude, come on. That works. That works. That's just sick, dog. So, you know how we did Real or Fake? Dylan did Real or Fake pre-workouts, which I'm not sure if you're aware of this. Yeah, it went, like, super mega viral on TikTok. Yeah, we know, dude.

It hit the stratosphere. Actually, it didn't, per the J-Bone. It's still climbing, Dave, so. I can't wait to call him out for that. He's so smug. He's so smug. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? I'm not smug. Yeah, climbing, Dave. I can't wait to call him out for that. He's so smug. He's so smug. But not smug. I decided to take something that I had actually found a lot of humor in recently

and decided to make my own real or fake. I've only done one of these before. It was for Peloton quotes, motivational quotes. Which you were playing for us this morning, by the way. Yeah, that was just a test audio thing. It got me ready to go, though. Are you guys familiar with the word aesthetic? Yeah, I'm familiar with the English language word.

It's one of your favorites. No, I actually don't like the word that much. I think it's very overused. It's a little tired. Well, as someone who spends a lot of time on his own. I don't. I have one filter that I use on every photo. It's not that much time.

It's a little recipe that I just click. Click, click. A recipe that I click. It's called a recipe, yeah. Dumbass. You don't have a fucking recipe. Your photos are trash. I think I made you one one time.

Dylan, if you had to describe your own aesthetic, what would you say it is? Mine would be like fun dad. Like dad core? Fun dad. Um, mine would be like fun dad, like dad, core fun dad, because dad, and the fact that I don't really, I don't really know how to dress very well, but like I can put together something like, Oh, this guy's going to hit the town and have a good time. You know, fun dad, core fun dad, core. I think that's perfect for me. That's that's decent.

Like, I don't know how to shop or how to dress, but there might be more on that later or cook. What's your, okay. We don't need to get into that. Trill boy There might be more on that later. Or cook. What's yours? Okay, we don't need to get into that. Trill boy swag? Trill boy swag. Trill boy swag. What does trill boy swag encompass? It's not really like an aesthetic.

It's just kind of a lifestyle. Okay. But if you want to call it this, I don't like to put labels on that kind of stuff because it's not something I think about. It's just something that happens. So when I acquire clothing, when I'm in the closet in the morning to put on clothing to wear out for whatever I'm going to do that day, like come here and do this pod, I don't even think about it. I just grab some stuff and put it on.

Normally it works, and that's kind of the crux of it. That's the ethos of the Trail Boy swag. Normally it works. The backwards dad cap and the polo. Yeah. What do you got on your feet? You got the kill shots on? No, these are some Reebok classics.

Damn. You know what's going to... I didn't want to bust out the nice sneaks today because I was worried it was going to rain around 2 o'clock. So I was like, you know what? I'm going to holster the heat. Damn. You holstered the heat today.

I holstered the heat today. You should have just bought two pairs. That's true. A wet pair and a dry pair. Man, Drew has so much more swag than me. Don't even try to out swag him you can't it's impossible it is impossible you brick so many fits it's not even funny wow no offense are you even saying brick fits i just wanted to say brick fit people say that yeah about you all the time that's fair i dress like shit a lot of the time. So the tip of the iceberg for me was when I saw the aesthetic called cottagecore.

Are you familiar with cottagecore? Is it like – can I guess what it is? You can, but I don't think you're going to get it right. A chunky sweater, jeans, and like – You're going too defined right now. You're going too defined right now. You need to think of like what kind of people – or like what kind of scene a cottagecore person would be putting on their Instagram profile. Like where does someone live that does cottagecore?

Where does this cottage reside? Vermont. Like countryside or like on the water? Yeah. Okay. Yes. You know what i mean it's also known as farm core or country core is inspired by a romanticized interpretation of western agricultural life it is centered on ideas on a simple living in harmony with nature yeah so have you ever seen

on instagram when someone puts like a mattress in the middle of a fucking field and they're just like drinking champagne or something that's this that's what cottagecore would be yeah it's like yeah i farm yeah i don't i don't i take a little bit of issue with cottage being interchangeable with country and what was the other one farm yeah i feel like those are all they can all be their own separate thing so i grew up thinking a cottage was something that was like on the water but upon further review i think i just grew up with a much different view because i grew up on the water as opposed to being in a countryside. I've been following an account on Instagram for a while at the recommendation of our good friend, hashtag Chad.

And it's called Cozy Log Cabin. Okay. And I think this is a little bit of what you're talking about. Did he recommend it and not know what he was recommending like he does with tacos? It's true. I'm a big cabin guy. I love them. And so,

this is kind of up my alley. It's a cool, it's a fun follow. So you fuck with Cottagecore? I think I do. The account that you're describing right now is a little too high end. Okay.

This would be people that are like, you know, trying to not use power. You know, they're farming all their own food. Ah. You know, it's this idealistic view

of this beautiful farm, but it doesn't take into account the fact that, like, oh, there's probably ticks out there. You probably shouldn't put your mattress in the middle of a field of, like, lavender. Right, bed bugs. And that went pretty viral recently, the one you're talking about. Yeah. So what I did here is I went through a Wikipedia that has every different aesthetic that you ever need to find. Are you guys ready to do some real or fake aesthetics? This sounds pretty fun and something that only you could put together.

Our first one. Art ho. Art ho. Not art toe. Art ho. H-O or H-O-E? What's the difference between H-O and H-O-E? I think a ho is like a hooker, like H-O, and then H-O-E is a gardening tool.

I don't know. I think that's accurate. Is it real or fake? Wait, say it again. What is it? Art hoe. It's real for the following reasons. You wouldn't have just made that up.

Why? I got hoes in different area codes. That's true, man. That is true. I got hoes. We know the song. We know, yeah. You don't have to.

Most people know it as well. Different area codes. Hoes. Why are you taking the seg, dude? I think I just added a lot to the seg. Put some respect on Luda's name. Just anybody out there who's not. I'm a big Luda guy.

Dude, Luda was an absolute monster. That's all I've got to say about that. Wow. Wow. Damn. Is it real or fake, Dylan? Answer the question. Art Ho is a real aesthetic.

It's a real aesthetic. Can we guess? It's an aesthetic about love for art a connection to nature painting and flowers it was created by a tumblr user named sensitive black person but the art host scene was created for people of color and has been accused of being whitewashed recently so it's kind of a controversial aesthetic so okay i won't dabble in art in art but it does say they do note on here as well, that anybody can be an art ho, regardless of their heritage or race.

So if you want to be an art ho, Dylan, you could do it if you really, really wanted to, to dedicate your life to that. I do like art. Do you want to know how to spot an art ho in the wild? Would love to. Have you ever seen those backpacks with the little fox on it? Fjallraven or whatever? I don't think so.

Mom jeans, graphic tees, Converse sneakers of any color, art socks. You just have art socks. What are art socks? Art socks, dude. Imagine not knowing what art socks are. You don't have art socks? Art socks. Art socks sounds like a dude that sells mattresses.

Yeah, come on down to art socks. Art socks. Is this like a hipster? Is it like having a Fox Racing sticker on your truck? Hipster's a totally different aesthetic, dude. Come on. Is this like a hipster? Is it like having a Fox Racing sticker on your truck? Hipster's a totally different aesthetic, dude.

Come on. What are you doing? Come on, dude. That's embarrassing. That outfit you just described is a hipster. Yeah, but hipster's too all-encompassing.

That's like the genus and we're talking species right now. Wow. Dumbass. You just crushed that. Galaxy brand. Don't call me a dumbass.

I'm trying to give you props over here. Next one. Brovcore. No. Brovcore. No. Brovcore. Brov. Spell brov.

Brovcore. B-R-U-V. Brovcore. Yeah, brov. Brovcore. That's too generic. It's like brocore, right? I mean, how do you describe, like, what does a brov dress like?

I know it's more than describe, like, what does a bruv dress like? I know it's more than just, like, attire. It's like the whole... This is fake. This is fake. You want this? This is something Will's... Will loves British culture so much. Unfortunately, it's fake. Unfortunately, it's fake. I'm a big fan of the idea behind this, and I think

that you probably could create... Make it happen, Don....one based on this, but it's not currently in the Wikipedia. Well, what would it look like? It would look like tight jeans, those tight-fitting polos on, like, muscly dudes. And the polos aren't made out of, like, tech material. They're actually made out of, like, light sweater material. Oh, yeah. That sounds hot.

You know what I'm talking about? Remember that video of the guys, like, swaying back and forth? I do. That would be bruvcore in my eyes. Hey, bruv. You guys ready for the next one? How many do you have? A lot.

Let's go. Goblin core. Okay. That's real. That's real. And I think I'm super into it. Goblin core. I don't think you're going to be into it when you find out what it is, but I believe it is real.

How would you describe a goblin? It's not goblin core. It's goblin core. Right, right. How would you describe a goblin? It's not Goblin Corps. It's Goblin Corps. Right, right. How would you describe a goblin? I don't know. I don't know. Aren't goblins those things, like the statues that just sit there and look at shit? No.

I don't know. They can be goblins, but you're thinking of... What is that called? What is the word for that? Gargoyle. Gargoyle. Thank you, Timo. So a goblin is just, I don't know, just one of those green little weird beasts. It's a monster. Timo's on a tear. No, little monsters are Lady Gaga fans.

I'm a little monster. She actually took an L on this aesthetic website. She is the featured image for Nazi Corps, which you don't want to be. Don't want that. No, no. Nazi Corps? She's wearing a uniform that looks very World War II-esque. If I'm her,

I'm having one of my people take that off. But, who knows. Goblin Corps is real. Goblin Corps is real. It's like dingy and... Goblin Corps is an aesthetic similar to Dragon Corps. Goblin Corps celebrates aspects of nature that most individuals would find ugly or dirty.

These aspects can range from animals such as frogs and snails to materials such as moss, mud, plants, and fungi such as mushrooms. Are there people who think frogs are ugly? I don't know. Frogs are tight. Frogs are ugly. They're cute ugly. So when I said dingy I was on the right track. Yeah, you weren't

that far off. You're kind of an aesthetic dude. Good for you. A lot of people say that about me. You're kind of an aesthetic dude. Yeah. Good for you. A lot of people say that about me. What's a goon to a goblin, though? Wow. That's a question I've always asked. I get kind of goblin vibes from you, Dave. I don't think Dave's finding beauty in moss.

Fair. Fair point. Dude, you have no idea what I think about moss. Really? Let's hear it. Do you think it's a goat? I am back in on moss. Really? Let's hear it. Do you think it's a goat? I am back in on moss. Really? That's big. I've actually been

working with a non-profit to help develop a renewable technology that runs off of moss. Really? Yeah. That's kind of something I've been doing. That's why I haven't been up here. I'd like to hear more about it after the podcast. Yeah, well, I got a spot for you on the board. Oh, fantastic. Yeah. Thank you.

You guys ready for the next one? Uh-huh. Soggy. Soggy. Imagine if your aesthetic was just being soggy. Gross. That is so gross. Soggy.

Okay, this sounds like Pacific Northwest. Yeah. Wet. Sounds wet. Just moist. Wet. Is damp? It's crumbling because it's so, like, it's just so soggy. You. Sounds wet. Just moist. Wet. Is damp.

Crumbling because it's so like, it's just so soggy. You're damp core. That's your style. Oh, soggy. This feels like it could be real. I'm going to go fake. But I don't know why anyone would ever want to adopt the soggy lifestyle. Your brand is just soggy.

Someone already adopted Goblin. Right. I'm going to say it's real. Your boy walks into the bar, you're like, dude, you're looking mad soggy right now. I got the soggy boy over here. Where my soggy bottom boy's at? Soggy is real. It's an aesthetic that relates to the theme of swamps, wet outdoors, and animals that are found in dirt.

I think it's actually pretty similar to Goblin Corps, if I'm being honest. Yeah, there's some overlap here. They're riding the same wave. Yeah, for sure. Which one would you rather be, goblin or soggy? Give me gob. You're looking hella gob today.

Yeah. Or you're looking a little soggy. Ooh, look at the new Goblin Boy swag. I think I'd rather be soggy, actually. Well, you're soggier than you are goblin-y. You are kind of soggy. Yeah, activities include walking around the park searching for the aforementioned creatures in your garden dancing

in the rain jumping in puddles like honestly being soggy is kind of a wave you're a wet boy growing plants that the above creatures can enjoy like you're just all about habitat at this point yeah soggy but the fuck are these people they're soggy how do you have so much time to just walk around your garden like catching salamanders and shit in the creek? There's a lot the salamander be you don't catch it soggy playing it no one plays in portals once once you're like 13 years old you stop doing you have your own ecosystem You don't have to go wreck theirs just cuz you're trying to feel soggy today soggy

You ready for the next one? Beanie baby core okay did you guys have beanie babies no i had them all never had one my dad owned a uh a store and they sold beanie babies at the store and so that means that i got all of them did he have the super rare ones that were yes worth a lot yes he held on to several princess diana ones which turned out to not pan out. We're not millionaires from that, unfortunately. Same with my Princess Di Pogs. Really? Yeah. I didn't know they made those. Yeah. Original

cryptocurrency. Did you have a slammer? I had a slammer. That's tight. Slammers were tight. You don't know what that is. You're just trying to fit in. I know what pogs are. Yeah, you're just kind of hopping on. The little slammer, you slam them down and they pop the pogs will pop up right yeah something like that

and then you kind of know like you trade them with people and shit we were more about the trade we never really played pogs we were just more about collecting there was the shredder one that was all shredded up i did that sick shredders like the guy from Ninja Turtles. Is there a Shredder core? There's probably a Shredder core, if we're being honest. Beanie Baby core. It's fake. Why?

Because you have a background in Beanie Babies. That's true, you do. And I don't know how you would describe that aesthetic. Put that in your Twitter bio. Background in Beanie Babies. I'm the Beanie Baby boy. So you came up with it. It's in your triple B. It's fake, Baby. I'm the Beanie Baby boy. So you came up with it. It's in your journal.

It's fake, dog. Big baller brand. I think this is fake, and I'd love to say it was real, but I'm behind right now. This one is fake. Sally was very proud of that one. She's also a noted Beanie Baby stan, so we got all of them. What would that even look like? Is that what brought you all together?

I was just imagining Beanie Baby core being just like just very 90s ask like lisa frank shit who's lisa frank dude who's lisa frank are you kidding dude you know if you saw it okay who is it you definitely had mad crushes on girls that had lisa frank notebooks and shit back in the day oh for real like rainbow glitter like all that stuff trapper keeper yeah swag yeah dude if you didn't have a trapper keeper you weren you weren't allowed in my place. It's weird you said that. Our next one is Trapper Keeper Core. I love Trapper Keepers. Our next one, Hate Core.

What? That's got to be real, man. Hate Core? Imagine your brand being Hatred. Is there a Love Core too? Hatred. I'm going to say this is real that dude hates everything he's got so much swag hate core is real it involves hatred anger heartbreak violent

imagery gore and the feeling of rejection gore you know how people like this is an example of this the featured image for this one is a screenshot of something that someone posts on tumblr or instagram and says i wanted to talk to talk about it. Damn it. I wanted to scream. I wanted to yell. I wanted to shout about it, but all I could do was whisper, I'm fine. I don't like this core. Chill out. I'm out on this core. Things aren't that bad.

You're going to be fine. Don't be hateful, people. Don't make your entire brand being hateful. It just seems unnecessary. Next one, Demon Core. Yes. I love this one. Demon Core. Yes. I love this one. Why? Because you're a fan of the DePaul Demon Deacons.

It makes me... I've always wondered what that was. The DePaul? Is it not Wake Forest? I think it's Wake. Oh, yeah. I think they're still the Deacons. Dude, Tim Duncan.

Let's go. Hard to say. We're all Googling right now. It's Wake. They're the Blue Demons. I was wrong. You're in the ballpark. Your boy picked you up.

Don't worry. Thank you. I got you. Yeah, let's get nuts on that. Demon Corps makes me think of spooky season, which is the best season. You're not wrong. I know. You want to know the history of the Demon Deacon's name?

Yeah. Wake Forest mascot dates back to the 1920s when a member of the school's newspaper gave the football team the nickname of Demon Deacons after a devilish win over the Trinity Blue Devils, who now go by the name the Duke Blue Devils. Interesting. I did not know those two programs went so far back. They really pivoted hard.

What does a devilish win look like? They pivoted real hard because the previous name for the school was the Baptists. Yeah. That's quite the rebrand. They just rebranded. That's quite the rebrand. They just got into Gorkor or whatever we're doing.

Gorkor. Did you say whether or not Demon Core is real or fake? It's real. Demon Core is fake. Demon Core is fake. Sorry. You got got, bitch. Next one. Crack You got got, bitch. Next one.

Crackhead. Crackhead. Unfortunately, that's probably a real one. That's real. It's unfortunately real, but it's not what you would think. It's not just being a crackhead. This is just putting out crackhead vibes. Right.

I don't do crack, but I want people to think I do crack. Exactly. People need to stop appropriating that. Just to be clear, this says it's not to be confused with the drug corps, who are literal crackheads. Oh. So we're good on the crackhead scene. Just crackhead.

It's an aesthetic that's centered around being chaotic, unpredictable, stupid, clumsy, lazy, and inconvenient dumbasses. Okay. Well, that's a little harsh, too. This is them describing themselves. I know. I'm saying. This is the vibe that they're trying to achieve.

Speaking of appropriating, there's also the pre-workout that we found out called crack. That's true. It's very real. Duda sent me – what's the one? He sent me one with a clown face on it the other day, and it just looks – it's so absurd. Catch me never behind it. That's the I am fucked up one. That's it.

That's the one. Hey, so, yeah, the messy part of the crackhead aesthetic it's kind of similar to trash core but it's not trash core just to be clear i know you guys were wondering oh yeah i was but it has to do with like having disorganized room random items on your floor strange activities confusing photos and misplaced garbage i feel like every five years uh whatever the the famous um fashion show is in europe I'm sure there's many of them. You know, where they're walking

on the runway and stuff. Yeah. There's always... Darylique? There's a... Yes, exactly. Thank you. There's always a designer

who will, like, send his models out there wearing, like, trash bags and stuff to, like... And it's, like, homeless stuff. And they always get, like,

bitched at about it. But I'm just... I just always wonder. I'm like, does that make its way into mainstream fashion dude i saw not that i would know because i'm just i'm swag boy swag i saw a picture of a chill boy swag both i saw a picture hit the tl recently of something like you're describing one of those ridiculous fashion shows where people dress weird and this dude, this dude was wearing pants and they were crotchless pants and his D and balls

were just hanging out there for the whole world to see. That's what's up. It was so uncomfortable. That's such bullshit because I tried to wear that to clan. Can you imagine?

They wouldn't let me in. Can you imagine hitting the streets in those things? Why wouldn't they let you in? I don't know. I was like, dude,

did you not see the fashion show in Europe recently when they were wearing this? just hanging there? One of the bouncers was was like, dude, did you not see the fashion show in Europe recently? When they were wearing this? When they were just hanging there? What if the bouncer was just like, you good, bro? It's good, man. Yo, those are tight, dog.

Where'd you get those? Yeah, it's just a new dick core. Yeah, shout out to dick core, all my dick core boys out there. Can you imagine? I can't. Why would you put, why would, imagine being the model and they're like, yeah, you gotta wear these, dog. It's the break of a lifetime.

I'm out. I can't do it. I'm out of here. Did they bleep it? No. You got to see it? Yeah. It's fashion.

You can't censor fashion. What was his grooming habit? He didn't keep it clean. He didn't keep it tight. Oh, it was more rugged? Yeah. He had a fur coat on? All nuts around.

So he was mixing in some pube core. What if he had just had like an accessory down there that just made it look like he didn't keep it tight. Oh, it was more rugged? Yeah. He had a fur coat on? All nuts around. So he was mixing in some pubicore. What if he had just had like an accessory down there that just made it look like he didn't do that? He was rocking with bushcore. Shouts to bushcore. Yeah. Major shouts. Mm-hmm. You guys ready for the next one?

Yeah. Brocore. Brocore? Brocore. That's real. Well, brocore was not. Brocore is real, and it was me in like 1998. Bruv is just the British version of the word, bro.

But for some reason... Bruvs and bros are totally different. Yeah, they're on bro. If you think that they're the same... No, but it's a variation of the word. Yeah, but dude, maybe you're just on a different wave than Will and I. I'm going to say it's real because I don't think you would make both of those up. Okay.

Because Brocore was fake. Okay. Brocore is real. Brocore is a subculture of men who spend time partying with others like themselves. Okay. Isn't that just like most people? Yeah, it doesn't really make a lot of sense. It essentially just describes the ethos of the original TFM brand.

Frayed brim baseball hats, Oxford shirts, sports team t-shirts, cargo shorts, those are not frayed. Muscle tees, boat shoes or sandals, snapbacks, mullets, pompadours, and fades. Oh, my God. Dude, I'm finding these runway models that I was talking about. I don't think we can put that on the screen. We're over here talking about Brocore.

The Aesthetic Wiki actually lists a bunch of musical artists that might be associated with Brocore. Do you have any guesses of who might be on there? The number one is someone that you would guess. Is it Fred Durst? OAR. It goes OAR, Dispatch, DMB. Shouts to Magic Bullet, Brett., rage against the machine, Dave. That's so unfair.

That is so unfair. That's so stupid. They also do have, unfortunately, they have Florida Georgia Line on this list as well. Right next to Pantera and Nickelback. No, whoever made this doesn't know what they're talking about. Do you know Pantera actually means pants in Spanish? I don't know if that's right. It's right.

I'll show you all these dicks after we record. Thank you. Thank you for holstering that. What if Pantera was just like a nod to an era of pants? So there's like, yeah, we need to go back to the pant era. When people weren't wearing shorts. They go through their disco phase. And people just misinterpreted it this whole time.

And that bell-bottom swag. And they just made just speed metal. Dude, that's hella soggy. Damn. You guys ready for the next one? Yeah. Simp core. Simp core? That's no. What would that be? Okay. No.

No, that's fake. That's fake. Simp core. I want it to be real so bad. You would be simp core. But no one would own that aesthetic. Like, oh yeah, I'm it to be real so bad. You would be Simpcore. But no one would own that aesthetic. Like, oh yeah, I'm trying to dress simpy. You know what I mean? I don't know. It would have to be people making fun of other people by

dressing them. Can I just say that every one of these I always, I'm trying to imagine a person wearing clothing and every time it's John Duda. Yeah. He is my base model. He's normcore. He was normcore early.

He showed up to the Grand X office, and we were like, okay. And then he kept doing it, and we were just like – and he would just walk in my office, and I would just shake my head. I'd just be like, I don't have words for you. SMDH. Every day he would just walk in, and it would just be something new. Dude, he came through dripping every day. Oh, my God.

The way he dresses, it pisses me off sometimes. I love it. He's perfect. He's a perfect dresser. It's absurd. Is SimCore real or fake? It's not perfect. It's fake.

It's fake. You ready for the next one? No, no, no. What would SimCore be? Like Dwight from The Office? No. Just ready for the next one? No, no, no. What would SimCorp be? Like Dwight from The Office? No. Just a luster yellow button-down? Yeah.

Like just a real gross button-down that you wouldn't want to wear in public. I just picture all the guys on Instagram who are like just obsessed over hot chicks. And how do they dress? I don't know. That's fair. I always wondered that too. Like who are these people? Maybe you should click through on their profiles once in a while and drop this Queen yeah weasel weasel is a real aesthetic.

I don't know what that is. Weasel is real, and I'm saying that because there's no way you just thought of the word weasel. No one thinks of that word. It's a fun word. It is a great word. I've got news. It's fake. You thought of the word.

I thought of the word weasel. You're kind of weasely. Call you Ron Weasley. Vacation dadcore. You know badgers are in the weasel you're kind of weasley call you ron weasley vacation dad core you know badgers are in the weasel family a lot of people don't know that i feel like a lot of people could probably like make that guess at some point though what noise would a weasel make yeah they don't laugh like hyenas they laugh like a mobster just like. It sounds like they laugh like the guy in Billy Madison. Eric? Yeah.

We rocking with Eric? No. Okay. Vacation dad core. We only have three left. Yes. Real. Vacation dad core is fantastic.

If that's not real, and I'm thinking it is, it should be. It's real. It's a style aesthetic focusing on Hawaiian prints, socks and sandals, wide brim hats, tan lines, and that relaxing vacation lifestyle, baby. I think this one is the one that Dylan most identifies with on the low. Dude, when I was going to San Diego recently, on my flight was an entire family. They all had the same T-shirt on and the same exact Adidas shoes on. They were brand new, out of the box. The shirt said, Williams Family Vacation 2021.

Oh, yes. It was so sick. That is awesome. I absolutely loved it. Do I have time to make that before our flight tomorrow? To freeze family vacation. It was so sick. That is awesome. I absolutely loved it. Do I have time to make that before our flight tomorrow? To Free Family. I need Prince Swaggin and some on Roger Federer sneakers. Can we make that family

our first ambassador family? Yes. They're called deputies, but yeah. Dude, they're called deputies. It was so great. Are we the sheriffs? Yeah. Okay, that's fine. You guys ready for the final one yeah tavern wave tavern wave tavern wave are you saying tavern tavern wave but all one word

tavern wave tavern wave one word huh so i went through a phase as uh what i thought was a new waver like oh bro you're a waver because i would wear like vintage, like old, like a CC's employee hat from like 1988 that wasn't mine. Dave, no one ever called you. So you were appropriating CC's calls? Yes, I was. I found my subway visor. Yes. I have it in my car right now.

I'm going to say this is real. It's rocking my shit a little bit that it's one word. And I don't think you would make it up as one word. Pretty much all these are one word, dude. Oh, really? Oh, that makes Dylan real mad. Like brocore is all one word. Goblincore is all one word.

Okay. Dylan demands a hyphen. Taverncore. What would a tavern... Yeah, it's real. It's real. It's my favorite one, actually. It's also known as bardcore.

You guys familiar with bards? No. It's a music genre that arranges modern pop songs such as What Is Love, Pumped Up Kicks, or some other song I've never heard of into medieval and old-timey songs. Like, you know bards? Like medieval bards? Oh. So it's almost like a sea shanty, but more medieval and less watery.

Yeah. Less damp. I've actually curated a few songs if you guys would like to hear them. I absolutely would. Okay. Are you ready for the first one? He's got sound effects. Dude, it kind of hits.

Do you guys know what song this is? I know it, but I can't place it. I literally sang it earlier in this podcast. Can you imagine walking into the club and, like, your soggiest fit, and all of a sudden this comes on? It's just on from that point. Wait, do they sing it? Your soggiest fit.

Dude, no, they don't sing it. Come on. They didn't have microphones back then. They had string instruments and shit. Dude, I rock with that. You want to hear it? Dude, this one hits different. Are you ready for this?

Yeah. Uh-huh. No fighting. No fighting. No fighting. I'm pounding a pint to this. How bad do you just want to drink like mead right now? I'm at my most goblin fit. I'm rolling up in this.

What's your most goblin fit? I don't know. Dylan's trying to goblin tonight. That's a little bit harder. Let's go. This is like my... Yeah, I might talk a little mess to the lad sitting next to me. Can I be honest?

I don't know the song. Into Club, dude. Whoa, I didn't even hear it. Oh, there it is. Days Never End. In the club, dude. Whoa, I didn't even hear it. Oh, there it is. Dave's in the club. He's trying to wear those crotchless pants in the club. That shit's hard. It's hard.

It's hard. Let's go. That, my friends, was real or fake aesthetics. I don't think it has the virality potential that real or fake pre-workout, but you're a soggy bottom boy, and I respect that. I'm a soggy lad. Shout out to all the sog boys out there. Shout out to all my goblins out there, too.

If you're trying to get the soggiest fit off, I think you guys need to head over to rowback.com. I don't think they have soggy fits. They're not soggy because that's actually a lot of moisture wicking material, which I appreciate. The opposite of soggy. Yeah, it's dry core. It's more like just swag core. Dude, kind of.

They're sending us Some new hoodies I got the word today There's such heat The dinger If you haven't already Tried out some of their stuff I don't know what You're waiting for

Dylan works out In one of their Athletic tees Every single day Literally every day I have numerous of them And I don't even Just work out in them

I just chill in them Because I'm a chill dude It's kind of my Go home and put on Comfy clothes shirt They have them. I just chill in them because I'm a chill dude. It's kind of my go home and put on comfy clothes shirt. They have the best fitting hats in the world. Why do you think I wear it pretty much every day? I need a new black one because mine is just completely – it's like changed color at this point. I wear it a lot.

Actually, I wear a lot of hats like that. The only time I don't wear this hat is when I have a road back shirt on. I don't want to dumble up like a dork. You know? Yeah. Sometimes I'll just do it anyway. Dude, that's bad boy shit. It is. Their hoodies are just

goaded. I think we can all say that. I agree. Goat core. Their golf shirts are just the best. You're about to see me rocking some of these in Michigan for the next two weeks. I guess two weeks might be a little extra considering I'm not going for that long. Roback.com

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Hey, do you guys see this lady who brought shellfish onto her Spirit Airlines flight? Excuse me? What a shellfish move that was. Okay. I mean, you didn't have to do that. This photo rocked my world. This is someone who married someone that's a little bit extra on flights. Sally has made a charcuterie board on a flight.

She has made her own Bloody Mary on a flight with all the accoutrements. Accoutrements. What does a Sally Bloody Mary look like? She had pickles, celery, some cheese. A little bit of whiskey. I think she didn't have any whiskey, David. God, you can't make a Bloody Mary with whiskey. That sounds terrible.

That does sound really, really bad. Sounds truly awful. Okay, I'm just making sure she doesn't put like sliders or like a slice of pizza in her Bloody Mary because that is just overdoing it. No one needs the Bloody Mary accoutrements like that. Stop over gimmicking your bloodies. It's disgusting. What do you do if you get on your flight and all of a sudden you catch a whiff of a tray of lobster? Oh, man.

When I first looked at this pic, I didn't really study the pic. I just assumed they were eating crawfish. Those are definitely lobster. No, these are pound and a half lobsters that are just sitting here. This is way too much lobster meat for two people. It's way too much lobster. She's got king crab legs over here. And shrimp.

I see shrimp over there. Crab legs. But the luck. Wow. I do take issue. If you're going to pack Cheez-Its on the plane, how do you not go extra toasty? You can't just go the original. That's a fair point, man.

They should have just brought us some Ritz crackers. We actually have a few for them if they wanted them. Yeah, if anybody needs any, just Venmo Dave and he'll send you some Ritz crackers. I'll send them all. Timo, send them. I think Timo's time is better spent going viral again. Timo might be the most valuable person at the company at this point. Yeah.

We could talk about Timo's hat. Kind of swag. Mystery flesh pit. That's an aesthetic. Is that a core? Flesh pit? It is now. It's a national park, David.

Oh, it's a national park. Where's that? West Texas. West Texas. Oh, that's sad. I did not know that the first the first thing that comes up when you google mystery flush pit is whether it's real or fake can't make that up that was the name of my garage band growing up that's honestly not a

bad name for a garage band we weren't very good we never made it have you guys ever been the person that brings something gross onto a flight and you just know it and you have to own it? I think the most I've ever done was like a hamburger or like a taco or something. Which isn't gross, but it's almost like... Well, here's the thing about this, and it's what Sally had to do. This is

not something you can just purchase at the airport. They had to bring this through security. You can't purchase a tray of lobster? As far as I know. Are you sure they didn't hit Papados? There's probably a Papados in some airports. No, they did not. This is like $500 worth of food.

Yeah, at a restaurant. They brought baby wipes. That's nice of them. They were prepared. That's pro status. But Sally had to bring all that charcuterie business through security as well as a massive cutting board. Yes, Dylan. Wow, that is team content. I was not happy about that, by the way.

I was as someone who didn't have to deal with it and got to enjoy the charcuterie. It was great. Not having to be you. I got hooked up. I was sitting on the window seat and I just had a charcuterie board being next to me. You looked real thrilled in that photo. It was pretty nice just having a bunch of stuff handed to me from the side but overall i just didn't need that in my life it was a short two-hour flight too just bring a lunchable she brought our nicest cutting board something like she could have had that

confiscated that thing weighed 20 pounds it didn't weigh 20 pounds that would be too heavy big block of wood i don't even like to eat before I get on a plane at this point. I really try to take in very few fluids and very few items of food. Just because I don't want any surprises. You know what I mean? You don't go to the Austin airport

and get Earl Campbell's breakfast tacos before getting on the flight? I have done that and I think I regret it. Yes. That's my move. They're so aggressive. One time I told the lady, I was like, please don't put too much barbecue sauce on that taco. And she started doing the thing where she was like, oops. And I was like, this wasn't a playful thing.

I just didn't want barbecue sauce. She was being hella flirty. Yeah, I was like, this is unnecessary. She gave you a flirty amount of barbecue sauce. Yeah, she's like, I don't want this much barbecue sauce. Damn. The reason I didn't want much, it's not like you upcharge for the barbecue sauce. I just don't want much.

Oops. Oops. I'm sorry. She was sassy. I didn't want it. This is too much lobster. Yeah. I was thinking if you brought ribs on a plane, that would be very messy and potentially a

problem. You know, my mom is on record. She won't eat ribs in public. I love that move. And I get it. I won't eat bone-in chicken wings in public that is i told you about my experience i might i might never do it again well it's your i don't we don't know what are you talking about remember i was eating i was eating wings at uh pluckers at time and that that lady was staring me down as i was like struggling with one of them it was one of the most embarrassing you can my life. Okay.

You don't go to Pluckers and get mad that someone's just going hard on a wing. It's Pluckers, first of all, and it's a wing joint. I was really struggling with one of them. Okay, but that's... I actually followed this lady on Snapchat, and she posted a video of Dylan doing this. At the end of the video, Dylan took the ranch container and he licked it clean. You licked the ranch container? He put his tongue into the ranch container. Would you stop? Stop tonguing the ranch. Would you stop? It's unnecessary, dude. Tongue the ranch container and he licked it clean. You licked the ranch container? He put his tongue into the ranch container.

Would you stop? It's unnecessary, dude. Not very soggy of you to fucking tongue that ranch. Dylan's the kind of guy who gets the tray and pumps the ketchup and ranch directly onto the tray. That's my buddy Keith. It's still one thing

that just grosses me out. So they were allowed to do this i mean this is all i don't approve of them but i'm gonna bet that these are the most fun people on that point you can take it through security you can bring it on the plane did they and it looks like uh the the young man is is is um abiding by the mask policy shouts makes me think that it might be yeah how are you bring, like, they won't even let you take your mask down to finish your drink on a plane. Yeah. I have not flown in the era of masks.

You haven't? No. Is it pretty strict? Or like if I get a beer or a beverage. It's completely dependent on the flight attendant. If you have a drink in front of you, you can pull the mask down. They're not going to say anything. But I did that.

I ordered a drink with the specific reason of wanting to have my mask off for a significant period of time during the flight. And the lady walked by and was like, sir, please put your mask on between sips. Really? Yeah, that's just a lot of work. Yeah. I was like, come on. I don't want to smell my burps of my bloody Mary.

Imagine your post-seafood burps with the mask on. Your mollusk burps. Don. Your mollusk burps. Don't do mollusk burps. Ew. Some scallop burps. The sheer quantity of seafood they have here. Do they do scowls? I can't see any scallies in the photo.

I just see shrimpies, crab legs. We could ask Brett, though. He's always on high scallop alert. Yeah, I see some king crab legs. It does look like there's some shrimps in here, but it looks like they're peel and eat, which is not ideal for the plane. No, I like to touch as minimum as possible. I got peel and eat shrimp one time at a restaurant in South Congress, and I worked the entire time. I had a new t-shirt on, and I didn't want to get the shrimp juice on my t-shirt.

And I worked for like an hour on these things, just like meticulously taking them apart so that I wouldn't get the juice on myself the waiter comes by to clear our table no and he drops something into the bowl of juice and it splashes all over my new t-shirt not 10 seconds later a bird poops on my shoulder and I get a text from Chase Bank saying that my account had been compromised all-time bad brunch vibes you were down bad not Not soggy. Hella dry. Damn. She only wants you for your shrimp juice. Tuck in my shrimp juice. That song slaps. Of course, it's pimp juice. Oh, it is? Oh, thanks for clarifying. Should we do a

spoof? Should we do a Weird Al spoof? My spoof. Dude, Weird Al had some, like, high-key bangers. His Gangster's Paradise one. Amish Paradise. Amish Paradise gave me anxiety as a kid. It would get stuck in my head when I couldn't sleep.

Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone. Dude, stop. I'm not kidding. It literally kept me up at night singing those. It was such a catchy song that I— Who listened to Weird Al? Dave. Even Ezekiel?

That's so stupid. Coolio didn't like that. No, he did not. He didniel, that's so stupid. Coolio didn't like that. No, he did not. You know what was a better one? Arguably, All About the Pentiums, baby. I don't know if I knew that one. It was All About the Benjamins, but it didn't. Does Timo?

Why is Timo Weird Al? Timo clearly loved Weird Al at some point. He did Ride and Dirty that was white and nerdy. Yeah, that one was a little gimmicky. I guess they're all gimmicky. He didn't eat it in fat. I think he actually had to apologize for doing fat.

It was a different time. I know. I think he had to retroactively apologize for that. He was getting canceled or something. No, Weird Al is uncancellable. Cancellable. It's a hard word. It is. Ohllable. Cancellable. It's a hard word.

It is. What was it? Oh, yeah. So this is great. What do they do when they're done? Like, what do they dispose? You give it to the flight attendant. That's going to stink up their little flight attendant area.

Yeah, I mean, I feel like the trash cans in that place and on all airplanes are tiny. Can you flush that? Hard to say. Only one way to find out. Is there anything scarier than, like, when you're a little kid and you flush an airport toilet for the first time and like there's that sound and opens up you're like whoa it's just a you don't know where it's going you're like is that that's just if i could get sucked out of the plane oh an airplane toilet yeah i'd like to airport at first oh yeah well those are scary too for other reasons there might be like a congressman

tapping his foot next to you. Don't they dump that, like, over, like, the desert when they're flying over or something? Yeah, like, every few years you hear about them dropping it on, like, a neighborhood. It's just getting carpet bombed by Dookie. It's not ideal. No. And I think it's probably frozen or something. Does it freeze in the air?

It's like hail. Hail! It's cold up there, man. Maybe. It's stupid cold up in the air? It's like hail. Hail! It's cold up there, man. Maybe. It's stupid cold up in the air. It is, dude. You ever see like some planes will tell you the temp outside? Wow, dude.

You must be flying nice-ass planes. It gets mad cold out there. When you guys fly like long-distance flights, do you ever just throw on the flight tracker and just watch? Yeah. It's kind of soothing. I hate it. Okay.

You doze off you you peep it again like oh how long was i out but then don't you start like second guessing everything when you're like wait we just went over the airport and now we're flying back like what it's really okay are we gonna have to go back to our original how often do you do you like when you get on a plane like wait am i in the right plane do you ever have that thought like am i going to the right spot no but my biggest fear is like i don't know why this is my fear because it's literally never happened but like my fear is that i'll have headphones on at the gate and they're going to board early.

And then I'm just going to be like jamming out to like some John Mayer something. And then all of a sudden like. Surprise, we're leaving early. Yeah. Which no flight has ever left like that. No. It just scares me. One time I had a.

Kevin. I was doing, I was doing some music listening and I had a gate change. I love music. He was doing music listening. I was doing the music listening. Yeah. They changed the gate to the other side of the airport. It's tough. I almost missed gate change. He was doing music listening. I was doing the music listening. Yeah, they changed the gate to the other side of the airport. It's tough.

I almost missed my flight. Sally and I were on different flights. She would have arrived in my hometown without me. Damn. Not a good scene. You're always 17 in your hometown. Sick. Sick.

I've said that often. Should we talk to Sop to sopranos trailer get some knee-jerk reactions did we know this was coming out uh i knew this was in the works i did not realize it was coming out this year though i had no clue this was even happening because i the whole the gandolfini son being playing tony young tony okay so it is gandolfini's son yeah he looks so much like him it was freaking me out. Does he have an acting job? Oh, I didn't know that. I don't know his background.

Let's look it up. Michael Gandolfini. Do we need a Sopranos prequel? Actually, I have no problem with that. That's a fair question. Can you ask, are you a Sopranos guy? Me? Yeah.

My Sopranos guy. Oh, yes, I'm a Sop sopranos guy okay i will say this i don't think this i think the sopranos is a legendary television program i think it deserves all of the praise that it gets but for my money it is not my number one all-time are you worried it's going to taint the show, because the show is already tainted in a way by just how dated it feels in certain seasons at this point for me. Yeah, I said it. I'm not afraid. Damn.

Well, yeah, it came out in the past. I know, but I'm just saying, like, well, okay, here, let me put it this way. Do you want to know? I got a fact for you that's going to blow your mind before you get into it. You're going to Eve me right now? He was in Ocean's 8.

You might remember this character bus boy yeah did he get a best supporting actor not for that he didn't do you get a sag award he was also in uh the boy the dog and the clown a 2019 film that could be our podcast dylan stella and parks i'm the dog he's the'm the dog. He's the clown. Oh, clown ass. You're the boy. Stop. What would I have to do to get you to dress up as a clown for Fritz's first birthday? It's all he wants. Just ask. It's all he wants. I'm going to do it.

Really? That's what you said? I'll do it in Joker makeup. No. I would enjoy that way too much. With a Barry Bonds earring. When I first saw that this was what the trailer was, was bummed because I was like oh this is going to taint things and then once I actually finished

the trailer I was kind of more all in yeah I mean I've got high hopes for it you know the trailer doesn't really give you a full breakdown of like who all we're going to be seeing I don't know

Dickie Moltisanti is obviously a big player in it. Tony's dad, Johnny Boy. But I don't think they show you or tell you who Pauly Walnuts is or Silvio. I saw a guy that looked like he should be Pauly Walnuts. He is. I looked at the cast, and they are all cast. We're going to get Carm? That I don't know.

Did you notice his mother kind of looks like kind of looks like carmella she's a baddie i don't that's not i saw that i know it's not a coincidence oh oh you think it's like that whole thing oedipus ish uh there's that psychology angle smarter people than me can break that down but i know what you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah, I don't... I just... I gave up on the first season of the show. Oh, so you never finished it. Oh, my God.

I got into The Wire instead. The reason I said it feels... It's a hard watch in the early seasons for me, Dave, is because it's the same as Frasier for me, where the early seasons are all in standard definition and just not very... What's the word? You can only do so much. for me, where the early seasons are all in standard definition and just not very, what's the word?

You can only do so much. I mean, it feels like the 90s. Yeah. Because it was 1999. Maybe I should like it more because it's a time capsule. I'm going to go back in and watch it at some point. That's a promise. Not that anyone cares, but I know it's an all-timer.

It's number one all-time for me, I think. I thought The Wire was. Wire, 1A, 1B. Is he shapeshifting right now? Breaking Bad. That's like a lot of people's top three. Breaking Bad's my number one. And then like...

No. Hey, dudes up there. You're a salute your shorts guy, though. Hey, dude. Cat Williams live. Okay. Everyone knows Dave loves Cat. Kitty Cat.

I'm going to watch it. Are you? I don't know why I didn't know you had. I was, like, I caught it every now and then on HBO when it would come on, and so I would pick up episodes here and there, and I enjoyed it, but I didn't really obviously have the full storyline. The first episode I ever saw was when i was just scrolling the tv in the middle of summer and i saw that they were doing the episode where uh

um why am i blanking on his name chris goes to vegas i think and he's like flipping shoes or something like that and i was like okay this this show seems legit and so then i decided to go all in just didn't he go to vegas and do something with like a bunch of like free shit he was just getting like all this free stuff. Oh, when he goes there and he's getting the swag? Yes. This is when he tried to write a script. Yes.

For Cleaver. His horror movie. It was a point of contention between him and Tony. Because Tony's like, dude, you're in the mob. What are you doing? You're putting too much heat on the family. Yeah. Yeah, no, that's a really good episode.

I saw that episode and I was like, okay, I guess I'm going to watch The Sopranos now. And I watched it front to back. It took me a year to watch. I still can't decide if I liked it, the finale. Okay, well, you probably wouldn't if you didn't have any of the buildup to it. Like, it's going to hit different than if you had just spent, you know, six seasons or whatever. That's like reading the last page of a book and being like, I'm not sure I like this.

The open-endedness of it is what I don't know if I like. Well, again, I think you would think – I'm not saying it's a good ending or a bad ending. I'm a little bit like, eh. But, I mean, it was a Game of Thrones bad, that's for sure. But I think it would hit you different if you invested the four or five years or however long it was on and building up to that moment. You may think less of it, honestly.

You may be like, what the hell? Just waste my time? But give it a watch because I'm going to try to see this in theater. I'll go. Are you going to dress as the Joker? I'll wear a track suit. We'll get Clay down here. We'll get Flounder down here.

Clay. Clay. Is he going to wear a Joker? I'll wear a track suit. We'll get clay down here. We'll get flounder down here. Clay. Clay. Is he going to wear a cross? Strip mall Italian clay. That's the only clay I want. Yeah, I know. We'll get that. It's the only one.

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and significant SIG ofs along with them. Kleiner will be in town. Haven't seen him in a minute. That'll be fun. Klein? Yep. Thursday, I'm headed to a river house with Bay and some of Bay's friends.

Well, my friends too now. It's not my river house. I couldn some of Bay's friends. Well, my friends too now. It's not my river house. I couldn't invite anybody to stop. Are they officially your friends now? They'll be in Michigan. Is Tad going to be there? Yeah, they're my friends. I'm going through my iMessage right now. My texts are still blue. That means I'm still getting a lot of them.

From what I hear, it's kind of a situation where you just pull up your lawn chair down in the river and people will float by. Which um i think it's the guadalupe but i'm not i'm not positive dude if you put your lawn chair in the river that means your your swim trunks are gonna get kind of soggy uh i'm gonna be sogged up soggy bottom boy yeah just catch me soggy core all weekend drinking i'm bringing busy i'm bringing a cooler full of busy i can't wait um saturday morning driving back to austin picking up the homie and we're going out to the ranch for the night got some fam in town from dallas and uh it's going to be a nice little fourth of july celebration out there out there with the fans day at the ranch yeah man again i

didn't get that invite but thank you again you will be in Michigan. Don't ruin my weekend of fun, dude. What's your problem? So, yeah, I can't wait, man. What's your problem? And then we're working Monday, huh? I'm not, no. Oh, we are, Dave and I. Yeah.

No days off. Actually, I might be. We might do too much dip remote. Facts? Spoiler. I don't want to make KJ drop down here. After the 4th of July? No.

Let the man stay. Dude, that dude does the 4th hard. No one does the 4th harder than KJ. Nobody. Dude, KJ's been partying hard lately. Yeah, he needs to chill. What's Davey getting into? Yeah, hopefully I'm able to attend dinner with the lads and the lads' wives.

The lassies. The lassies tomorrow. That'll be fun. And then Friday, man, I'm pretty open Friday and Saturday. Sunday we're making a quick trip down to Houston. And, yeah, I'll be back here Monday. It's not super exciting, but I think it's going to be pretty low-key. It's going to be high-key, low-key?

Hence it's not exciting. Yeah, high-key, low-key. it's gonna be high-key hence it's not exciting yeah high-key low-key word swag yeah all right talk about michigan dude i don't know i don't really i'm going to michigan i'm going back home i'm coming home will's coming home tell the world will's coming home did you post it on facebook yet no i haven't posted yet uh i'm gonna do that facebook post get all the the olds really excited about me coming home. It's just going to be big for everybody. The olds? Yep.

Going to do a little golf, a little swing into the sticks with the boys. Going to show Fritz what Lake Michigan looks like. Which boys? Excuse me, which boys? Dude, you know who they are, dude. We got Jeff, we got Drew in the mix, we got Tube Sox up in there. It's just going to be a scene, dude. What about DBP? DBP? Unfortunately, DB It's just going to be a scene, dude. What about DBP?

Unfortunately, DBP is not going to be there, but all the other cast of characters are going to be in there. I can't believe Fritz is going to see Harbor before me. I know. It's crazy. It's not that crazy. He's Will's son. He's been alive for like 20 minutes.

It's kind of crazy. My mom, she did a real one movie. Ready for what she did? Yeah. She took the entire time that I'm there off. She wants to babysit. She's got it like that. Yeah.

She's going to get some solid Tom and Emma Fritz. Yeah. You think? Good for her. Good for Fritz. Pretty exciting stuff. So, yeah, I'm going to be gone throughout the next week. So you're going to have to have people fill in for me.

Sorry. Hanging you guys high and dry. I think we'll be all right, man. We've got two days mapped out. We need a third. Okay. People are clamoring for Micah. I'm working on it.

I'm going to work on it. Micah and I did have some Mexican martinis last night. He sounded like he wants to un-retire. He just wants to come hang with the boys. I don't blame him, man. Should we get out of here? Hey, happy five-month anniversary to Rhodes. Five-month birthday. The anniversary of his birth,, happy 5-month anniversary to Rhodes. 5-month birthday. The anniversary of his birth, which is a birthday.

That's big. Yeah. Today. A huge celebration. I thought for the longest time he was born on the 31st. Idiot. Can you imagine? That's silly.

I know. I'm an idiot. I'm a total dumbass. It's okay. Of course, that means 5 months to the Bay Night since our first date. Because our first date was when, you know. Okay, I'll stop trying to cuck Rhodes. Yeah, why are you doing that to Rhodes?

Nobody cares, Dylan. More people remember that it was our first date than it was Rhodes' birthday. No. Dude, why are you disrespecting Rhodes like this? I'm just saying. That's pretty impressive, man. You really topped yourself. Yeah.

Dave has been, like, taking it in parks and, like, you know, giving him CeCe's pizza all the time. And you're just shitting all over Rhodes his five month birthday. It's whatever. His anniversary. Five month birthday. Just go run to your new friends.

Bye.