Circling Back - Real or Fake Barstool Names & Death Row Cigs

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

Former Barstool employee Office Manager Brett collected a bunch of nicknames for Barstool personalities, Dillon finally makes the squad nitro cold brew, Taco Bell bringing back some gas, a possible theft of the Miller Lite Vortex Bottle design, playing your Za Card on weed pizza, the raddest death row meal request ever, and This Weekend in Fun. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (15:00) Real or Fake Barstool Personalities ft. Office Manager Brett (35:32) Taco Bell Decades Menu (42:00) Miller Lite Vortex Bottle design possibly stolen? (47:50) Delta 9 Za Card? (55:10) Raddest death row meal ever? (1:00:26) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors ShipStation: www.shipstation.com/steam (60-day free trial) PrizePicks: www.prizepicks.com/steam (use code STEAM to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!) Shopify: www.shopify.com/circling Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back circling back podcast wash media. My name is Will DeFries to my left David Ruff. Sorry, I'm just watching Roker highlights Roker media highlights. It's crazy. We launched his media career. Then you're welcome. Spooky season is the kingmaker. Yeah, anointed Dave. We got Brent Roker just absolutely styling out there. It's good to see. It's good to see who will be on the show next year. He's got to see who will be on the show next year. He's got some he's got some on screen presence for sure. I didn't see him opening any presents

last night. Okay. I think the kids call it aura. He's got he's got some more on screen behind that mic. He's good at it, man. The only aura I have is an aura frame. Just kidding. They're not they're not one of our partners today. Even though they did drop the absolute bag on us though. When it comes to a free frame. Yes. And speaking of aura, here's an aura fist. Dylan.

We're not doing that. You don't deserve what's gone down in the last minute. Can you give me a proper one maybe? The Bing Bong Don himself. He's got the nitro on him. Do you have the nitro on you? Buddy, do I have the nitro on me? Just making sure.

They call him Mr. Nitro. Are you kidding? Dylan Cheverey. You can huff it if you want to. Yes, I made cold brew for the squad. Started, it takes a full day to make make so I started this on Monday night. And then it was ready last night. And here I am ready to make you guys some fresh homemade nitro cold brew. Is that a carafe?

I'm in I'm in mind is racing possibility mode because this morning we had a large we've had a large box of iced coffee in our refrigerator for a while and I could feel how light it was getting. So I just kept on sipping my coffee down and pouring more in trying to get rid of it. And suddenly I was like, well, you've had like three iced coffees so far. Like you, there's way more in here than you bargained for. This was after I sent you guys a text last night to inform you that I would be bringing coffee to the studio and you still went Just ham this is dude. Here's the thing Dylan when when Dave and I wake up in the morning

We got we got shit to do dude. We got two kids at home. Just running around With like chickens with their heads cut off. Okay, you know, we've got a wrangle. Hopefully you save some some room Yeah, I did. I did. I'm feeling good about it. In other news, it took Stella on a wonderful walk this morning, got her steps in right when I got back. I started feeling achy.

Don't I don't want don't bring this negative aura. I know I'm just letting you know I'm I'm not I'm not operating optimally right now. You should just leave the coffee. I'm going to serve the coffee. I I plan to get through the episode but I

might I might dip back to that. Yeah, I want to get that. I'll be straight up, dude. I don't want to be sick. I'm like an actually dip like tobacco I'm gonna leave this what I'm saying. Don't throw in like a fat-ass Cecil Fielder in your cheek. No, I won't do that. No, no tobacco products big old curvy pocket We're making a team product. You don't want a Kinsley up in that lip. Just a John crook going up or decky. Yeah John crook, man Just perfect scumbag. They were calling you John krunk and college I was a big old crunk going I'm not gonna complete the Chappelle show quote. I'm not gonna complete the Chappelle show quote. I'm not gonna complete the Chappelle show quote. I'm not gonna complete the Chappelle show quote.

I'm not gonna complete the Chappelle show quote. I'm not gonna complete the Chappelle show quote. I'm not gonna complete the Chappelle show quote. I'm not gonna complete the Chappelle show quote. I'm not gonna complete the Chappelle show quote. buy a Lucy? No, it's a single sig. Oh, no, she bought a whole pack. It's a waste. And I left not like I'm not going to complete the Chappelle show

quote. I left all of them in the hotel room. And probably were real cheap, though. Yeah, I know. I felt there's no taxes on those in New York. What are you doing? Just go ask. Don't you have to pay like 23 bucks a pack in New

York? Don't say that. Is it true? I think I think they're expensive. I don't even want to tell you what I paid for ibuprofen as New York. Don't say that. Is it true? I think, yeah, I think they're expensive. I don't even want to tell you what I paid for ibuprofen at a CVS. Okay, I'm going to talk. I'm going to have to send her a little bin mo. Anyway, when do you guys want the coffee?

Start making it dude. Oh, like yesterday. Oh yeah. Get it in me. I haven't done this in a long time actually. I had to look up how to do it again. There's a specific order. I think I always want coffee. I

like always want it Bing bong It'd be funny if Dylan spilled this coffee all over his laptop right now It would not be funny at all. It would kind of be funny. I have to breeze right into it, man Yeah, no offense. Yeah like What you trying to call him Texas right now? Okay, okay What a shot that's okay, I'm sorry that was unnecessary everyone knows I'm a longhorn no offense

I think their offense isn't very good right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah firing I see are you well, how long until you're starting to clamor for a different starter Dylan? I see. Are you how long until you're starting to clamor for a different starter Dylan? Uh like low key like right now. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm not ready to go public with that take yet even though I kind of just did. I have mad love for Quinn but I'm ready. Yeah. I don't wish anything bad upon the guy but like I think a change needs to come. The offense is just different when Arches in Dave. All right. I don't know. He kind of got smoked a couple times in the Georgia game. Okay. You can't you can't judge him by that brief. I don't know dude. I I've always had some pocket presence and definitely an eye for pocket presence. I'm just not sure he Georgia D was feasting and they just threw him to the wolves like, all right, man, we gotta go

coin a break. All right, you ready? Yeah. How does it work? So you hold on? Yeah, total bogey move, dude. It was a bogey move. So you put you put the nitro thing in the handle of that? Yeah, so you have to screw it on. The first time I ever did this, I didn't screw it on first. I just started the gas and just completely just started leaking out the other side. So you got to screw it on first. So it's airtight. And then the gas cartridge goes in there. And then it's then it's gonna get punctured when I screw it in and you'll hear it.

If that was me doing it. If memory serves, you're gonna hear it. Come on. Okay. There we go. Okay. Okay. Okay. Don't make a joke, Randy. And you shake it lightly.

Randy. I'm gonna mute Randy. He's shaking it lightly. Randy. I'm going to mute Randy. He's shaking it lightly. I'm done eating. And then, I don't even know if you need to shake it lightly. Whoa. That's pretty

cool. Okay. That sets you back. It wasn't cheap. That's exactly how much though. I don't remember. I thought it was a gift. I thought I thought Serena gave it to you. She tipped me off on which one to buy But it wasn't why is one far more nitro it out than the other one I think the gas starts to run out at some point. Oh, it's the leaking a little bit

They're still both pretty gassy though. Okay What we got to do to get glugger status? Yeah Now we can I don't think I need more than that. Yeah That's fine, he's the he's the bing-bong guy I can handle it I don't think I need more than that. Yeah. Dave is going to be a little extra gassy. That's fine. He's the bing bong guy. I can handle it. Salute.

Are we splitting the wash, Dave? A little low for that. Cheers. You finally made good on this offer that you made years ago. It's been too long. Now, you just have to bleach your butt. Okay. Thirsty.

It's good. Thirsty. It's good. Very good. Is it nitro-y? Yeah. Yeah. What kind of coffee is this? It is a medium roast.

I don't know the exact kind. It's a medium roast coffee. That's good coffee. What do you prefer? Medium or light. I typically go for medium. I think I used to be a dark roast guy, but I think more of a light roast guy.

Randy, I didn't make you any hope that's okay. I'm completely fine. Thank you. Have you ever had a coffee in your entire life? I have had coffee in my life when desperate, but I still just don't like the taste. But you've drank a full cup at some point in your life? I think so. My intro to coffee was getting the little, like working 8 a.m. every day in college was

just like the worst. So I started drinking Red Bulls and I was like, this doesn't feel good. And so then I started buying the little really sugary Starbucks like double shots. Oh no. And I just started hammering those. But that was my entrance into coffee. And I'm glad that I entered that way because I don't Think I'd be a coffee drinker of like without that. I

Can't imagine not having some bong in the morning though Got a bong up. Yeah, it really could not be me. This is very good. You really like it Are you not just saying that? I'm not gonna try any because I don't feel good Maybe it'd make you feel better. Have you ever tried to rise above? Yeah, I've tried it. Randy's a bigger rise against fan. Damn right.

What? I said, damn right. Oh, okay. Hey, we got a loaded episode today. So do you guys mind if I get some official announcements out of the way before we dive in? Please do. All right.

First and foremost, yesterday was the spooky season finale. Tomorrow is Halloween. So technically it's still spooky season. Everyone knows that the final episode of spooky season, we all dress up. I have gone on record in the past saying that Dylan's never more in his bag than when he is Skelly. And I really enjoy that about him.

I feel like having your face covered allows you to just get wild ass. Yeah, I just, I feel like I'm just fan of the And I appreciate that about you. Don't bring attention to what you're referencing on the low. I'm just saying listen to the show and you'll hear a guy who's a guy who's in his bag. Like his bag is full of stuff and you'll be able to see it. Stop, I hate what you're doing. I'm hoping people just saw that and kept scrolling and don't look closely. Yeah, I would agree, Dave.

I think that he is just the full package when he is. I mean, Randy, you know something You know, you know a thing or two about this Wow. I mean you've got ready. You've got you've gone viral Know what you're up to over there Randy when I saw you went viral I was like, oh man people just really like Doug Dimmadome I Think that's what it was mainly for Like here too, I'd say I'd say the got some adjoining the likes. Yeah, some people. I don't know. I got a like here too. I'd say the likes might have a different story

than the comments have. Are you the new Hawk Tua? I don't think so. All right. I did get tagged in a TikTok of a girl at Chili's in a Doug Dimmadome costume, like someone was getting proposed to and it was the most wild TikTok ever.

What would you do if you're in your Doug Dimmadome costume walking down the street and you saw Daphne Dimmadome walking towards you? You guys would have to go back and throw down, right? You'd have to. You'd have to. Two Doug Dimmadomes. Lister voicemails, recording today, dropping tomorrow.

Newsletter, wash.substack.com. Come join us on YouTube, youtube.com slash circling back. Dylan's track house airing tomorrow, barring Dylan being sick, which he might be. He's kind of scaring me right now. Might be, I might be in costume. Not Skelly, somebody else, might be in costume. As always, else might be in costume as always wash media dot shop for all your swag You know what I really care about

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It's not great. Yeah. Oh man, look at this poor guy. Oh man. I'm not feeling great right now. Yeah, but we got shoulder sling Brett. It's not great. Yeah. Oh. Oh, man. Look at this poor guy. Oh, man. Wow. Hello. Hold on, man. Your mic's up now, Brett. I'm sorry. Brett, can you explain what's going on

with your shoulder? Yeah. Uh turns out in addition to definitely re tearing my labrum, it's actually fractured too. So, that was a fun development. Dude, that's sick. So I'm supposed to not let it move a lot for, however, yeah, for a while. So it's unfortunate, but- You're gonna have one perfectly tiny arm. Yeah, yeah, a little chicken wing kind of situation here.

It's not great, Dave. You'll get it back. You know, we'll see. 2025. I didn't realize why Dylan was so adamant that you guys have coffee today. Now I get it. Now I get it. Now I get it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we went Nitro on them, dude. You did mess that Nitro button. As

you can see, they're just absolutely deleting it over there. Right. I'm sipping on it, dude. I'm like, I'm pretty deep in caffeine right now. I'll finish this by the end of the episode. Can I be honest? First, I walked in and I saw the glasses on your desk and it was I thought you guys were just ripping like fall. You thought this was a Newcastle You guys were doing nutty brown mine looks like it actually both of them kind of look Newcastle II they do Yeah, it's like man, right? Can you explain why you're in this room right now? Sure So if you're familiar with my past, I worked for a company called Barstool Sports familiar Okay, yep. Yep. And and sort of the name of the game over there is they have a lot of characters

So, you know big cat does Chuck still work there? You know, I haven't seen charged in a minute. I don't think so Big cat KFC Al Perez. Huh? Everybody kind of has a moniker that they go by you guys are kind of familiar with that Like oh, yeah crime dog and original doororn. Right. Will. Sock. Yeah, I just called myself Will at Grand Ex because I was like, I don't want I don't want some name. So, you know, throughout the years, we've joked about characters and one of them being Barstool Chuck, who is, you know, real to real to many. But I wanted to play a little game today. OK. You're familiar with real or fake, right? I am very such segments as real or fake pre-workouts, real or fake sex positions.

I did real or fake, uh, English pubs at one point. Real or fake. English pubs was probably the worst real or fake we did. We've done sex positions. What are you talking about? I thought you guys did that. That'd be a good one. That would be a good one.

That was behind the paywall. That's actually pretty good. There's so many I don't know about. I mean, yeah, you could just make them up and they're real. If one person does it, it's real. Right. So we're going to do a real or fake Barstool personalities from throughout the year. Part of the reason this came up was because last week in the office, I asked about something and someone's like, oh yeah, that's blah, blah, blah. I'm like, wait, there's this person and this person named almost exactly the same. Like this is too many people.

It's tough. Right, so I think you're referring to Tommy Smokes. Yes, I follow Tommy Smokes. Right, and Tommy Smokes, now there's a new Smokes in town, Nikki Smokes. Yeah, see. There are two Smokes, are they brothers? No, they're not brothers.

There can only be one Smokes in my opinion, and Tommy has that corner. What? Yes, so Nikki Smokes is sort of the Miami cat of the game. He's just another Smokes in town. It's just too many Smokes, man. So we're gonna do a little real or fake bar-sleek person. What's the name

of the Miami Dolphins head coach? Mike McDaniel. Yeah, his transition to going full Miami is one of my favorite things in the world. He showed up like kind of a nerd and now he's leaning in. Yeah, they're also two and five. Now he looks like Mark Anthony. So we'll play a little real or fake. Barstool.

Are these active personalities? No, these are way back. These go back to the news letter. These will go back. To the physical paper? One of them goes back to the physical paper. Physically, one of them goes back to the physical paper. Let's do, so. Okay. Okay.

Yeah. So we'll just go back a ways. Does everyone have a moniker there? I mean, all the way down to like producers that we don't even know about, like off-screen people. There are some, there are some people, which makes it fun. Sure.

That are producers that perhaps they've done something or producer's got a bucket. You know. people, which makes it fun. Sure. That there are producers that perhaps they've done something or producer bucket. You know, I'm just, I'm confused. Why, like, why do they all have to wear monocles? Yeah, right. It's like, it's gotta be harder to blog with you have like one eye. You ever play monopoly? I have. Yeah. So when you're the banker, you have to wear a model. Oh, they do. They, they, they walk the bag. Yeah, they do live monoply. Banky smokes. Very dope. Okay. I don't think the guy has a monocle. Smokes. Save it for the game show. Here we go. Real or fake Barstool personality. Okay, hit us. Jet ski. Cool.

I've never heard of jet ski. Didn't you use to date? Never mind. Jet ski. Is it jet ski or jet ski like the uh like the object like the recreational vehicle that's that's real and that's tight i'm gonna go fake uh i'm going fake jet ski is a real barstool what was jet skis role jet ski was uh one of my first interns, office manager interns. Now is a producer on multiple things. A very talented rapper as well. Oh, would his name on Slack be Jet Ski? He's it like he's in my phone as jets. Okay. Yeah. Is this like use real names or the monikers? We didn't use a whole lot of slaps. They probably had

resistance much like the resistance to a sauna at Grand Ex. Erika would try desperately to get people to just open emails. Every Friday. So to get somebody to use Slack was really asking for it. What about emails? Was it bigcatatbarstool.com or was it Dan?

There was Dan, I don't know what his email is now, so don't quote me on that, but we would use a lot of personal emails, because anybody and their brother would just be like, bigcat at BarstoolSports.com and say stuff. Got it, okay. And people were also like, didn't change there, as I'm sure you guys operated similarly.

They're like, no, we can't do that. Like, we can't, email's too far. So there would be Big Cat, et cetera. No email, okay. All right, Jets coming real. Everyone keep track of your points. Yeah, Ray's got one. All right, real or fake, real or fake Barstool personality?

Clickbait Smits. It's gotta be, it's gotta. Yeah, I know about Smitty. Is Clickbait Smits a real or fake? Clickbait Smits. I think it's real. I'm gonna go real. What's Smitty's real name? Adam Smith. Okay's Smitty's real name? Uh, Adam Smith.

Okay. Smitty clickbait Smith's clickbait Smith. That's fake. I don't believe it. I don't believe it for a second. Clickbait. Smith's is a real month. I remember.

Or so didn't he go through it. Didn't he go through a phase of trying to just make clickbait articles to like, uh, there might've been some, some, dude, shout out Harrison. Might not have been Smitty. Dude, I like the idea of having to do to Grandex just named like click, like intern clickbait and like, and we just put anything under, under his name. It was like Harrison would game the system and Harrison would just stack page views.

Oh yeah. Yes. Yeah. Oh my God. So I never complained about the stacking of page views. So, Will, you got that right? I did. And the first one who got Dave's made I have zero points. That's one and one. Gotcha. OK. Well, feels like we're playing, do you know, the game show?

But that's not real or fake. Real or fake barstool personality. Big Tennessee, a.k.a. Big T. Big T. Big T. Because I don't like the character Big T that much on MTV's The Challenge, I'm gonna say fake. Big Tennessee, aka Big T. Too many syllables.

There's no Big T. No Big Tennessee. There's a Big T. I'm gonna say, and this is a real one. There is a Big T. Real Barstool personality. Famously had a high noon thrown at his head by Rico Bosco. Oh, that's the guy?

Yeah. Does he do the podcast with other college football guy? What's his name? Brandon Walker? Yeah. No, he does the podcast with PFT in Arian Foster. Micro-dosing. Okay. Big T. Shout out big T. the podcast with PFT and Arian Foster, micro dosing.

Okay, big T. Shout out big T. Barstool Sigs, is Barstool Sigs a real or fake person? Fake, there's no way. I think it's fake, but I want there to be one so bad. There needs to be. Barstool Sigs is a great one, but it's too good to be true.

When Dylan eventually gets hired there, that's gonna be Dylan. Yeah, that's Dylan's. Barstool Sakes is a fake. Okay. Barstool person. So it's evened out. All one across the board.

All two across the board. Two across the board. Is Jimmy Fridays a real or fake Barstool personality? Jimmy Fridays. Jimmy Fridays. Jimmy Fridays. How do you earn Jimmy Fridays? Like does he only show up one day a week? Yeah, this is Jimmy Fridays. This guy's only active up one day a week? Yeah, this is Jimmy Fridays.

This guy's only active on one day. Yeah, he's, and that day is Friday. He's not a salaried employee yet. He's just, he just gets the, he gets work from home Fridays and goes into the office. I'm gonna say that's fake. This is a name I would make up. There's no Jimmy Fridays.

I'm gonna go real, because you guys both went fake. Jimmy Fridays is a fake personality. Damn it. Did you just give yourself a little nummy? No, there was a drop that was about to fall, personality. Damn it. Did you just give yourself a little nummy? No, there was a drop that was about to fall so I caught it. So I kind of wasted it. I kind of did. I didn't want to fall on the table. No drops left behind. Real or fake? Barcel personality, the double vodka Don. The double vodka don DVD. Are you real? That's real. I'm pretty sure I know this is real. There's gotta be. That's big.

Yeah, he's the double vodka don. That's a good name. He goes by big F aka the double vodka don aka your grandma's favorite grandson. Something like that. That is go to drink when he steps out. I would imagine so. Yeah, I don't think I haven't done a whole lot of drinking with double vodka. I'm a vodka don All right is The snowman a real or fake barstool personality Didn't they just call it you call you that in college. It's a wash personality

Hey, come on man. It is not the snowman Hey, come on, man. It is not. The snowman. I'm gonna say real. I'm gonna say real. I'm going fake. I don't know why.

I think it's fake. It's too. The snowman is a fake Barstool person. Did I say fake? You did. You and I. I blacked out for a second there because I'm so hopped up on nitro cold brew.

Let's do a couple more. Is Barstool personality real or fake? Boston Mark. Boston Mark a real or fake person? That seems too basic. Dude, shout out to Boston Max. Oh yeah, major shout out to Boston Max, dude. He used to do numbers. I'm gonna go real. Boston Mark is fake because it seems too generic. Boston Mark is real and Because it seems too generic. Boston Mark is real and this is like a 15 year old reference. Yeah, that's how I feel about it today. Yeah.

Boston Mark is a fake. Oh, come on. Mark? Mark it down, Randy. Is that a pun? I got it. Real or fake? Barstool personality.

Devil Fish Dave. Okay, my thinking right now is that Dave Portnoy, founder of Barstool Sports, goes by a bunch of different things. Like, was there a moment where he was at his place in Nantucket and he was being devil fish Dave? Oh yeah. You know, I'm gonna go real. Is

that a real fish? He had one good weekend. I don't know. He just went all in. You wouldn't touch it either way. That's true. You were scared of fish. Devil Fish Dave is fake. It's real. Devil Fish Dave was the first name that Dave ever wrote under. Really? So when he would first write the papers, he had like Dave Portnoy and he wanted to make it look like there were more writers. Savvy. So there was Devil Fish Dave. I think there were a couple others, but Devil Fish Dave was in the papers back then.

If you're going to act like there's different writers, you can't just have everyone name something like Dave. Yeah, right? So, you know, like, Brett, this is interesting tie in. The devil fish is like a giant devil ray. Not too- Favously can fly. Similar to the manta ray, which can fly for,

as you pointed out, 100 yards. Is there a difference between manta rays, devil rays, and stingrays? Manta rays don't have the stinger. They can't sting you. Oh, okay. Well, they can fly away from you. They can fly for very, very long distances. If you get stung by one like you're dead no got in

the heart oh yeah dude what are the chance we never talked about the surfer who got got by the sword fish that's right well did you say real there yeah I said fakes what are we at Randall Dave is is up by one, Dylan and Will are tied. Oh, okay. Okay. Real or fake parcel of personality? Jackie Tables. Ooh.

Come on. Don't ask about the tables. Jackie Tables. I want to go to like a 1970s Jackie Tables show. Jackie Tables. How would Jackie Tables earn his- Her jobs are, Her job is tables. I'm going real.

Oh, maybe he likes to gamble. I like to hit the tables. That's good. Oh, that's good. Real, real. There's no Jackie Tables. Brett had too much fun making this. I said real.

You said real? Jackie Tables is a real barstool. Oh, God, come on. He's all tied up. He's behind the scenes though. How do you earn such a name? Table service. Oh.

Bottle service. Jackie Tables. Yeah. Been there. If I ever have a nickname for getting bottle service, you guys need to keep me in check. Tell me to scale back a little bit. You're going, you're doing. Willie Tables.

You go to one Dallas meetup. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, Davey Tables kind of hits. You lose contact with your friends. That's doubled down. It wasn't, honestly, Dave, it wasn't totally on you. It's fine.

Who was it on? Well, you and me left early, so. Yeah. My absolutes just bailed. We left Dave with God in that club. God in like four backers I just met. Living Luke, just real like living like God, Dave. Real or fake, partial, personality, light switch, Luke.

Ooh, I like that. Lights, I kind of like that. I'm going real. He gets drunk, he, when he gets drunk, he gets drunk real quick. Okay. Oh, yeah gets drunk real quick. Okay. Oh, yeah. You're right. That's maybe what Brett was thinking when he came up with

this, I'm gonna say fake, but I want it to be real. It's giving fake to me. There's no light switch, Lou. Light switch, Lou is a real barstool personality. Blast from the past, shouts to Lou. Light switch was more the temperament. Quick fuse, huh? What happened?

How did that story end? He started a competing Rosé company on Barstool company time and might've given some code to the Pat Mac if he showed us start his own website. Didn't end well. Allegedly. Allegedly. Oh, he sometimes got gotta share code, man.

Okay, I thought maybe he just like became an accountant. Ready for this? Yeah. Real or fake parcel of personality, Cheddar Rob. Ooh. It's Cheddar Rob. I'm gonna go fake. I'm just going on vibes.

Cheddar Rob. Cheddar Rob is real. I think I'm only picking it though because Will said fake and I gotta catch him about behind by one by me yeah you're up you're you're in lead right now cheddar Rob is real and here's why Brett has never seen eight mile he's unfamiliar with the character cheddar Bob yeah that was not make this that entered my psyche as well never seen never seen eight Mile. He's unfamiliar with the character Cheddar Bob. Yeah. He would not make this. That entered my psyche as well. Never seen 8 Mile. Cheddar Rob is fake. See Dave? Son of a gun. Cheddar Rob is fake.

Uh oh. Just loves cheese. What are we at, Randy? Will is up by two. Okay. And the other two are tied. Is there a bonus round? I was going to say, I guess- What if we write down all the Barstool personalities? I was going to go like was gonna go like last one. Do we take 10 seconds and write down as many Barstool personalities as we can? I prepared this next time.

You won that. Yeah, I did. No spoilers. Let's go one more for all the marbles. Okay. Three point question. Oh, wow. Wow.

All right well. Real or fake parcel personality? My boy Stax. Stax. It's not like Nikki Stax. It's just Stax. I'm going real. I'll go first since I'm in the lead.

I have honors. That forces my hand. I gotta go against Will. My absolute boy. Gotta go against Will here and say it's fake. Stacks is a good nickname. Stacks is fake. There's no stacks. Stacks is a fake farstool personality. So, I guess if you're doing the three points then that then those two. Oh, no. Dylan and David.

Alright, time break. Give me a bonus. Feel like I got screwed. I guess if you're doing the three points then that then those oh now Dylan and David Feel like I got screwed bonus you did oh, it's good. You got to do a bonus off the top of your head All right real or fake Barstool personality Fifteen-year-old Steve That's such a good nickname That's such a good nickname. 15 year old Steve, he said. That's real. You can't have a 15 year old in that office. He's got to go to school.

He's a fringe character. I guess he's like, he could be like a remote writer. Yeah. What'd you say? I said real. I said remote. You're always 15 in your hometown. I'll say fake.

Yeah, is he from Oklahoma? I'll say fake. You never really want it to be real. 15 year old Steve is a real Barstool personality. I just feels dirty. I didn't learn this. Yeah. Dave, you feel how I felt after doing the game show podcast. How old is he now? He's 22 or something. His Twitter is like 22 year old, 15 year old Steve.

Could we have hired a high school kid to remote write like a Grand Ex? Like, yeah. He started as a caller to Barstool radio. It would have been hilarious just to have like a high school kid tossing out columns. Well we had a college kid and he showed up four hours late every Friday and he was like our most popular intern. Was that Jimmy Friday's?

It was Kill Shot. Kill Shot was the man. He still is the man. He just showed up. We're in Houston, Texas, in Hawaiians. Wow. That's a niche. That was kill shot. Oh, kill shot was the man. He still is the man. He just showed up. We're in Houston, Texas, and Hawaiians. Wow. It's a niche. That's a niche. But he's got it cornered. Uber to the office. Yeah. Congratulations, Dave. Thank you.

Marcel personalities sort of. Well, thank you, Brett. Shout out to the stool. That was fun. Hope during your business. Shots to Bar, I love everybody there. No, it will. I just. I thought I was. It's not what you said. It will.

Fake Barstool personality. And it's roster to do pretty well at this game and I realized that I don't know. There's a lot of fringe characters around there. Yeah. Yeah. Especially my boy Fringe. They should do real or fake wash media characters.

Okay. Yeah, pitch that to Big Cat. I will. Yeah. I will. they're going to be like, fringe. They should do real or fake wash media uh characters. Okay. Yeah. Pitch that to big cat. I will. Yeah. I will. Yeah. But they have to like tag us and stuff and link to our Patreon. Yeah. PMT. Yeah. Make sure they know that we do this

free seven-day trial. Have us on. Is Gardener Snake Dave a real or fake wash media? Yeah, that would be fun. If I do. It's a home and home. Alright, thanks, Brett. Thanks, guys. That was fun. Let's hear from our friends over at Shopify. I'm gonna be straight up honest with you guys.

We didn't always use Shopify to run our shop, but once we started firing up Shopify, things got a lot more efficient, a lot better, and our checkouts just went through the roof. Here's the thing. I might've done a little design work on Shopify, but we got Dylan over here just absolutely chopping in the back end. Yeah, we do. And if Dylan can chop in the back end, you can too.

When these guys they're like, Hey, Dylan, by the way, you're in charge of all the Shopify stuff. I was like, Are you guys sure? And they're like, it's it's so easy. You can't mess it up. And that's when I know. Yeah, I was like, I feel like I fed you like, hey, someone needs a promo code. Can you go figure out how to do that? Because I was like, that seems like a good

starter thing for Dylan. And I did. Yeah, he did it. He did it. Great. And right now we're still running our store on Shopify, washedmedia.shop. It's just a great, it's a great platform for everything you need.

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Cha-ching. Dylan, you're old, right? He did the cha-ching. Yeah, is that part of that? I'm the oldest one in the room. I don't know if that, I'm not old. What year do you think you had your first ever bite of Taco Bell?

Was it in the eighties? Oh, I think it's possible it was in the eighties. Do people eat Taco Bell in Austin, Texas? My family wasn't a big time. It's like family. I was it was probably the 90s probably early 90s We what can I tell a Randy Taco Bell anecdote? Yeah, remember a year ago when Randy and I went to a haunted house Yeah, I went to his apartment to pick him up and he wasn't there is because he He went on a Taco Bell run and I was just sitting in his parking lot at night waiting for him.

And he just- The drive-through was- He was late. Bigger than I thought it was. He knew I was coming to get him and he went to Taco Bell. I was late to my own apartment. Is that one on William Cannon?

Oh yeah. They used to call me that on the football team. Okay. William Cannon. That's good. That's good. That's good. Well, they're bringing back a bunch of menu items. Do any of these move the needle for you guys?

We got the, the tostada from the 1960s. You probably had that when it released Dylan. Come on, man. The green sauce burrito from the seventies, Gordita Supreme from the nineties. See, that's when I started dipping in. Gordita is the first like game changer I remember. The Mexi melt in the eighties. And then the caramel apple empanada in the 2000s,

which the caramel apple empanada was very popular at the time. I just, I can't believe they don't have the 2010s on here and they didn't bring back the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos top. Yeah, but that's a licensing play, dude. None of these have brands attached to them. A lot goes into that. Can we look at the cups atop and could we pick our favorite era? Yeah.

Mine's easily the 70s. It's easily the 70s. Absolutely. That one's a guess. Don't get me wrong. The 60s one is very swagged. The 70s one is just perfect. There's something about the rest that I like.

I don't even really remember using the 90s cup. I do remember using the 2000s cup. Taco Bell for us was the closest fast food restaurant you could get to from my hometown that didn't have fast food in it. And so we would go there all the time. It was cheap. This is a great gimmick here that they're doing. Have you guys ever had a MexiMelt?

No. I liked the MexiMelt so much that I think this is actually going to get me to go to Taco Bell once this actually releases, uh, tomorrow from this menu, the maxi melt is what catches my eye the most. So they take the ground beef, they put it on a bunch of cheese and they put it in like the steam thing that makes the, um, quesadillas. And so it gets all like steamy and melty.

And then they put some, uh some pico de gallo on there and just serve that thing up to you. It's just a gooey little delight. Some fire sauce. My worry is that they're going to charge like 225 for it or something because it used to be 99 cents. And like the part of the reason I loved it was because it was so cheap. Hashtag Chad, also a Maxi Melthead. Okay. This is going to make me release. All items 299 and under, that's cool that they're doing that. I would absolutely eat the green sauce burrito from the 70s. That's the one I'm most curious about.

Are we talking like a tomatillo, just like a verde salsa? I don't know. Is that a bean burrito? I'm telling y'all. Randy opened my eyes to this, but Randy would always order, when Randy and I would get lunch at Matt's,

he would always order the barbacoa tacos? Al Pastor. Al Pastor. And they have some sneaky, incredible green salsa at Matt's. Really? Matt El Rancho's. Matt El Rancho's. Hey.

Nice hat, Dave. Shout out Carl's. But like, why don't they serve that with more? Why doesn't anyone in Austin serve green salsa on the table when it's all you can eat chips and salsa? I am not a big green salsa guy, so I've never really complained about that. I think it's a New Mexico play.

I feel like because I grew up in a place that didn't have like legitimate Mexican food, that it became normalized for me that they would give you red and green salsa when you'd sit down. And I just love some green salsa in my life. What's our place down the way, the rooftop that we go to? Down rooftop way? Mexican place, El Alma.

They'll give you a green. Oh yeah, theirs is good. Oh, there's gas. Yeah, you hit that up. So good. I think I'm gonna go. I wanna try it too. I haven't had taco bone forever

and like there's something about it, even though we live in like a great taco town There's just something about the the flavor of Taco Bell that takes you back. They should they should serve like a taco That's just in between two pickles Dude, don't you want to do a little quick steam room, Randy? No Randy and I after recording on Monday, we decided to head on down Jimmy John's way. We ordered two sandwiches for ourselves so we could split the pickle witch as it's pretty small.

Unfortunately, they did not include the pickle witch in our order, which resulted in us getting a store credit. And so we're gonna wait until a big sandwich Monday. Yes, we'll do it Monday. Yeah, I picked it up and saw the pickle in there. I did not realize Will also ordered his own pickle. So I checked, I checked, but they had it wrong. I didn't know.

You guys got refunded though. Well, I didn't know if I wanted to order a side pickle because we were getting a pickle witch, but I was like, what if the pickle witch sucks? And then I want a normal pickle because their pickles are so good. At the end of the day, I was disappointed. The pickle witch was in there.

We'll have to go get it. But you and I both agreed that Jimmy John slapped. It was so good. I am officially, for the last probably four years, I've been writing for Jersey Mike's over Jimmy John's. And I'm officially ready to enter the transfer portal and come out on the other side because I could not be more in on Jimmy John's right now.

I do get the bread hollowed out though. Did they do a good hot sub or they even do hot subs? No, they don't do hot subs. Okay. See, I respect that. That's my main problem with them, I think. I prefer hot to cold. See, I think Jersey Mike's does hot subs and I've been told that they're pretty good.

They are good. The reason I'm so turned off by Jersey Mike's is I actually like it Mike's way. I like getting all that oil and vinegar on it. But the last time they did it, my sandwich was so sopping wet that it was disgusting. It ruined it for me. Yeah.

How'd you like those hot peppers though? Good. They're really good. They're real good. I'm glad I added those on my Italian nightclub. Oh yeah. The cherry peppers. Good order.

Hotter than a banana pepper, milder than a jalapeno. What else did you say about them? They might, if you overdo them, they will hurt on the way coming out. Okay. Just don't overdo them. Hmm. Well, speaking of bringing things back,

I've been championing Vortex bottles now for a while, which means that I've had a lot of people sending me a lot of Vortex bottle stuff. Are you guys aware that there was a lawsuit surrounding Vortex bottles? Did Miller Lite steal this Korean man's invention? Is that one that had to shut it down? A Korean inventor claimed that the bottle design of US-based Miller Brewing Company's Miller Liberian Fringes on his patent registered here and he said he could take legal action against the global alcoholic beverage firm. The inventor who was asked to be identified by only his surname, Jong, do you think I'm related to him? He said he acquired a patent on bottle

design titled A Bottle from Korean authorities in August 2009. He said he acquired a patent on bottle design titled A Bottle from Korean authorities in August 2009. He said he had also applied for patents in the United States and the process was underway. I don't have a status report on that right now. But he argued that his design is very similar to Miller Lite's so-called Vortex bottles. It is designed with grooves in the neck of the bottle that the company says create a vortex when the beer is poured. The company doesn't say that. It literally does. It shoots it down

your throat. Yeah. A rapid clip. You can drink it at a quicker pace. What's that called? What's that called in the water when it starts swirling? A whirlpool. A whirlpool. Do those like exist naturally? Yeah. Oh yeah. Very scary actually. Pull you under. You didn't do that science experiment with a kid when you put the two like three liter jugs together? Two liters. Okay.'t do that science experiment with a kid when you put the two, like, three liter jugs together? Two liters. Okay.

I think that's kind of overrated doing that. Probably also do it with the three. Yeah, but I just didn't know if they actually existed in, like, nature. Oh yeah. More of a high school thing, put the jugs together. I'm not making a Trump rally joke right now, but is that the reason for the big pile of garbage in the ocean? Because it all swirls and collects there?

Yes. Isn't that where all the currents meet? Yes. That is 100 percent correct. That sounds like science that is sound. Have you guys ever been in quicksand? Dude, don't talk about fucking quicksand. Have you ever been in quicksand?

No, it's the scariest thing in the world. It's not going to disappear. You know if you're going to be in it. Like if you're walking through quicksand and you get caught in it, like that's because you've got, like you can tell that it's quicksand. Isn't it Joe Rogan who's obsessed with the video

of the guy who found himself dying in quicksand? It's a lot of people. Okay. I don't think I can watch. I think I've seen the beginning of it. I can't watch that. No. So they used to have like,

because I mean, it's called Harbor Springs. Like they used to have these springs that would act as quicksand On the beach. I haven't seen one in forever But you could like put your leg in it It wasn't big enough that you could even put your full body in it But we would put our leg in it and have that would cause loose pull you out Is a natural spring couldn't tell you but that's that's what that's what that from my experience. That's where I saw quicksand

I think you should be much more worried about sink holes Sink, not stink. Well, here's the thing. I feel like, stop, that's not funny. Okay. I feel like with the sinkhole, you can't prepare yourself. It could happen anywhere at any time. That's why you should be more worried about it.

No, no, but quicksand, at least you can be alert. Like this might be a quicksand area and just watch what you step don't step on anything looks a little sketch. Yeah, I know. Yep. sinkholes are terrifying. Just swallows you up just swallow like a whole building up. I drink Dylan up in my sink hole. Don't just down there yelling for help like an idiot. No, you're toast, man.

How do you recover a body from quakes then? I don't know. It's a morbid thought, Doug. How does? Mr. Jung said, I've contacted lawyers of Miller and Owens to sell my patent rights as I thought vortex bottles is similar to my invention, but the connection was cut off after some talks. He continued selling Miller Lighting Korea definitely violates my patent. If they don't

return to the table, I will file a lawsuit against Miller Korea, its headquarters and Owens. I hope he won this. QuickSand forums. Maybe he's the reason they're not bringing it back. I bet you could probably obtain some vortex bottles from this guy. There are no, yeah, see, that's the thing. If I could do some home brews,

like what if we got some of Randy's mead and put it in some vortex bottles? Hell yeah. You want to try some of my clovey mead again? Yeah, I do. Can you just give me some so I can drink it not at the office? Yeah.

You know, I like that clovey mead. Quick sand forms when water saturates loose sand and the sand is agitated causing the sand particles to separate and the sand to lose its ability to support weight. There you go. I like imagining the sand being like, get out of here, water.

Stop. Stop, stop. So agitated right now. It's angsty sand. It's emo sand. That scares me, I don't like that. Straight up. You're supposed to lay across it

if you start to sink in it. It's like one of those things like the harder you try to get out, like the more you sink. Just don't pencil, basically. Oh yeah. You wanna flatten out. That's the thing about me,

I always hop in pencil. All right, I've asked this question before, but I just don't wanna get caught in this situation and be like, fuck, I don't remember. When you are in a car and the car goes into a body of water and the car is sinking What do you do? Pull out your pistol bust out the windows. Boom. Okay hypothetically speaking if I don't have I don't have my Glock on me What do I do? Oh You put the window down

Yeah, and you crawl out the window, right? Oh, it's going to rush in real fast. But you can't open the door. But if it's rushing in and you have an out, you think it'd be easier. You have to open the window. Okay. Are you sure about this? What if it happens to me today?

And then you're like, fuck, I gave Will the wrong advice. Yeah, we'll get out for you, Will. It's probably going to happen now today. Look it up. We owe the people. Yeah. Now that we'll get out for you, Will. Just because it's probably going to happen now today. Look it up. We owe the people. Yeah. Now that we'll put out there like, all right. Well, last week we covered a story about a pizza place in Germany where they were delivering

bags of cocaine with the number 40 special. Pizza 40. We now have a new story out of Wisconsin. Shout out to the Scani people up there. It says pizza inadvertently laced with THC has apparently sickened dozens of people in southern Wisconsin community of Stoughton. Yeah, they went to the wrong jug of pizza oil and they went to the stuff that was loaded with Delta 9. Why did this pizza place have a loaded thing of Delta 9? Was it for the employees in the back just getting high off their pizza?

It seems like that is the case. I don't hate that move from them, but yeah, you probably don't want to mix those jugs up. Yeah. This means like you wouldn't know it right away, obviously, if you're eating the sauce. So let's say you're very hungry. You put back like four or five slices

of pizza and it was all cooked with that pizza oil with it. You're looking at like a a life-changing THC experience. Yikes. Can I tell a story? College. Not good. You can tell a story. When I got my wisdom teeth taken out, my friend

brought me some butter with THC in it and I didn't really think it through that maybe I shouldn't use all the butter on it. And I used a significant amount of this butter on my mashed potatoes that I started eating one afternoon. And it was the highest I've ever been in my entire life. And it lasted for over 24 hours. Luckily, I didn't have to do anything

because I had my wisdom teeth out. 24 hours? I had one of those reactions to getting my wisdom teeth out where my swelling didn't go down for over a week. I stayed home from work for four or five days because I was like, I'm embarrassing right now. I can't talk to people. I'm lucky. I didn't swell at all. No, some people... I went to high school with a dude who got his wisdom teeth out and played in a tennis match immediately following. He was totally fine. Weird. And then I went a week just being the most swollen dude on earth, but my freak out was

that when people get high, you get cotton mouth. So then I started freaking out, oh, cotton mouth, that seems like a very likely thing to lead to dry sockets. And so I just started being like, oh my God, it's over for me. I'm going to have to go in for my dry sockets, get all this done again. I'd give you that cheap little syringe that shoots salt water back there to keep the dry sock. You gotta keep your stitches lubricated.

A bunch of about Delta 9 is the is like the legal version of THC. I thought Delta 8 was the synthetic stock. I don't remember. it's all from hemp Yeah, but like there's one that's legal and one that's like right not in most places. Yeah. Yeah It's really hard to say what what is it like? What were you feeling when you were at your worst just absolute like tunnel vision pretty much paranoia there was a presidential debate going on while I was very high and absolute like tunnel vision pretty much paranoia.

There was a presidential debate going on while I was very high and my mom dropped something off for me and I made her stay and watch the debate with me because I was like just freaking out. But I was also too coy to tell her what was going on because of the paranoia. And so she has no clue. I mean, she'll listen to this episode

because she's a real opto-backer. But yeah, it was just 24. Waking up the next day and realizing that I was still high was devastating. I was like, I can at least go to sleep right now. Oh my God. Take some painkillers. I would panic so bad.

Get through it. And it was just like, damn it. I'm gonna be sitting around all day. I would have convinced myself that I'm gonna be high forever. Yeah. That's very, that's what happened to me. Yeah, that's very, that's just what happened to me. Yeah, that's why I like early bird versus other edibles

because the early bird I know I can get through whereas there's some other edibles out there that you can get at gas stations that suddenly it's just like, oh no, I'm smoked right now. Is this gonna be forever? David, after Dennis, I got the information about crashing into a place. Okay.

What do I do next time I drop my car? So if you're about to crash into some water, one, you want to keep your seatbelt buckled to embrace for impact and then immediately unbuckle. So you don't want to unbuckle, like of course because- You don't want to knock yourself out? Yeah. Yeah. You want to, just like any crash, you want to have your seatbelt on.

But as soon as you start like get in the water, you want to unroll your window and get out as fast as possible. Okay. So roll the window down, roll the window down or break the window to get out. Why do they say to not, uh, open the door? So it lets water in too fast. It's the, it's a pressure thing too. And like if you can't get the window fully rolled down and escape, you can open the door once the car is fully submerged and the whole car inside the car is filled that but like

you have to hold your breath for that. So it's just really you can't open the door until you're fully submerged in both inside and outside the car. So get out as soon as possible through the window. It would be sick to not have to confront this in life. Yeah, yeah. That's the goal is to not be in a submerging car. Ever since someone died next door to us from this exact situation, it's just freaked me out.

Even thinking about it makes me feel like claustrophobic. You live next door to someone who drowned in a car? Do you not remember that? No. I almost took the day off because I was so spooked. I heard someone screaming. You're an adult? Yes, it was at my old place. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I forgot that's what happened. Oh, yeah. Someone's screaming in the middle of the night and suddenly I was like, what's going on? And then like more cop cars than I've ever seen in my entire life showed up. And yeah, one person died. It was like, it was jarring

because I heard the person that lived like yelling and crying. And then the entire rest of the morning, it was just cop cars. And then right in front of my place, they had a press conference where they were talking about everything. And it was just like, I don't know if I can like go out in public today.

Cause I'm just like, I have such an icky feeling. That's so sad. Did you figure out what happened there? No, no. Part of me wants to know the other part of me doesn't. Like it's feeling. That's so sad. Do you figure out what happened there? No, no, part of me wants to know, the other part of me doesn't. Like it's just, it's so depressing. Was it at the, I don't want to get too into it, but was it at the ramp part where the boat launched?

It was at a boat launch. And so my theory is that these two people were, it was so late at night that I think that they had parked their car at the boat launch and were just looking out at the water. And then I feel like they either like the emergency brake went out or they were messing around and decided that they were going to drive close to the water. Like how close can we get or something? And like, yeah, the person that lived was they, they got out of the car, ran up to our place to

look for help through a trash can through the window so they could climb through because they couldn't get through the locked gate. And then they called for help. Too late. They didn't fix that window for months. Wow. Yeah, it was jarring. That's awful. Jarring.

For those asking, it does count as playing your Zocard. It's true. Sorry. Just because it had weed in it doesn't mean that you didn't play your Zocard. I did what no one did when they go to New York and I played my Zoc card in the airport before going to New York and when I was in Austin still. And then I played my Zoc card from my first meal back without playing any Zoc cards within the city limits of New York city.

That's a real F you to New York style pizza. That's all me. That's all me. That's on me Randy's drawing his eyes. He doesn't think it's that good. Yeah, I'm with Brett on this one. Yeah, I don't think you miss much I get it Brett doesn't like New York pizza. No, he doesn't give me that Chicago Tavern style every day over New York pizza That's like that's like the big lasagna style, but tavern style that's deep dish But still I I had an eight one from Portnoy and I still would prefer Giordano's over it. That's me.

Why are y'all so hard headed in the Midwest? God, just rude to strangers. Just hard headed. We're still destroy style I think is my favorite now. Can we talk about the most metal thing you can do when you're on death row? Yes. This dude requested a cigarette for his last meal.

That's so hard. That's fucking hardcore. It's Barstool Cigs. Barstool Cigs, dude. Death Row Cigs. Have you guys seen the picture that's been floating around lately that's just a briefcase with one cigarette in it?

Yes. Like, can you, that's how I would want. That's just a briefcase with one cigarette in it. Yes. Like, can you, that's how I would want it presented to me. They denied him the cigarette because they said it was harmful to his health. All right. Come on, that's not real. They denied him the cigarette. How dare you deny this man the cigarette?

I mean, he didn't murder people, so maybe he shouldn't have like a ton of rights. But like, if a dude is dying and his last meal is just one cigarette, just give the man a cigarette. What? Harvill who is healthy is about to die. Yeah, they're about to inject our man.

With that type of logic, Dylan's no way getting his chicken fried steak. Yeah, I was going to say, there's a number of food items that have been served that probably aren't great for the health. The quote is, you know they go through all that nonsense about last meals and Nikki said, I don't want a last meal because you're about to kill me. I want a last cigarette. Well, I'm sorry, his name is Nikki? Nikki, Nikki the knife.

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I might amend that. I'm a Chicago Tavern style pizza. And I'm a jar of pickles. That'd be the worst death row meal of all time. Jar of pickles? Just a jar of pickles? No, I'm gonna- So unsatisfying. I'm gonna do something that hurts my tum tum

so that they have to clean me up after. That's good, that's smart thinking. Would that be, if you're getting the electric chair and you did like a jar of pickles, would that like stop the electrocution because of all the electrolytes? Probably. That's a good question.

It would electrocute them. You reverse the charge. When they don't bring it, like when you get your final meal, like that's just cooked by the prison, right? I watched the Green Mile on the way back from New York. First time ever seeing it. Really?

Why? Do you not have TBS? Because Chelsea. Because it was on the Delta list and Chelsea said I should watch it. So we watched it together. It is good. Oh, you weren't like everyone else

on that plane and watched Yellowstone? I was just watching people watch Yellowstone. Anyway, a lot of electrocutions in Green Mile, turns out. I started a movie on the flight home, but my brain was so tired and I felt like such shit that I was like, I can't even get into something right now. So I watched Man You Lose. I'm deteriorating by the minute over here.

Oh, that's what you want to hear. I'm getting achier. Why don't you just leave, we'll take it home. I can feel it in my balls now. You have, you guys like achiness in your balls. Didn't you have COVID too? Dylan, that's something else, dog. COVID, my balls hurt so bad.

From COVID? Oh yeah. Oh, you have COVID. Get the fuck out of here, dude. I don't have COVID. I don't have COVID. Yeah, I don't have COVID. Can't you go on the AI on Twitter now and upload like your,

your x-ray and then it'll diagnose it. Oh, is that a thing? Yeah. Take a picture of your crank. That's what they're trying to do. I didn't, I swear to God, he tweeted something about this, how Grok is going to be able to analyze your, which seems like a bad idea. I don't know, but you should just post that photo from yesterday and the Grok and see what it says. Stop, stop bringing attention to it. People are going to swarm. What are you talking about? They're already swarming. People don't know about it yet,

because it was subtle. They can't see you. You're invisible. Yeah, WebMD does not need an AI feature. No, no. I mean, I'm glad that I married someone who works in the medical profession so that I don't have to go and Google stuff

because it's the worst thing you can do. Yeah. I'm gonna find this. I'm gonna find this. Cause pretty soon you won't need medical professionals cause you'll have Grok. Grok. Elon Musk wants people to submit their medical scans

to Grok, his AI chat bot. Yeah, I just, I'm not gonna give my medical records to Elon's Twitter, dude. I'm gonna start sending- Not to him, it's to Grok. It's a sentient being. Start sending dick pics to Grok. Actually, I'm more likely to send a dick pic to Grok

just so I can know that Elon's people are just going through my penis photos. See what it says. Don't go see Grok. He's gonna tub-boy Grok. He's suffering from tiny leaners. It's time. Don't just go crazy. Let's go. I like to turn off leave the coffee Take the cannoli

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Pretty low key weekend. Sick weekend at home for Dylan. Sick weekend. No, but after New York, I'm going to chill. I feel like I'm still feeling the effects of New York. No, I'm just, I got trick-or-treating tomorrow. Really excited for that actually. Little guy. Neighborhood goes crazy. Pray for no rain. I think it's supposed to be early. Okay. Yeah, I feel good about it. And then the rest of the weekend just hanging out. Not really doing anything and I'm kind of looking forward to doing nothing. That's what's up. Yeah. All right. You guys have a good one. Bye. Bye. I got it. Oh yeah, let me finish my bing b don't I like the one Dylan's not feeling well. He just turns into McAfee

He just stands up. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do the pod this yeah fewer sleeves next time Dylan Dave, what are you doing? Well, I shut my laptop because my battery died. That's what saw so I was I was like I'm gonna hop in this read with will and I was leaning over and I was like, I can't read that. No, you don't even need to, dude. I know. Like, I'm not kidding. When it comes to like Shopify, ShipStation, like, no one needs to jump in. I got those. I, uh, because I use them. Regarding the weekend, the weekend thing that you're asking about, I got no plans at this moment. That's what's up, dude. There's been some Friday talk about some things. Um we'll see if something materializes. I could do a lunch. I could do a lunch beer. I could just do a beer. Sans lunch. I could do pretty much anything. Um but yeah,

mostly gonna be low key. New York City was um a really really fun trip and I really want to lay low, do the college football thing. Well, you and I did what you shouldn't do after your New York City trip, which is go to a Monday concert in downtown Austin. Oh yeah, we didn't tell anybody and we couldn't post about it or we could. Dave and I went to the Sturgill Simpson taping

at ACL Theater, downtown Austin. It was absolutely sick, but you're not allowed to bust out your phones. Yeah. They'll yell at Will. They'll yell at anybody, but. I think that might've been one of the coolest shows I've ever seen at that venue.

So I'm letting it, I'm still letting it sink in, but it's, as far as concert experiences, it's immediately into my top five. Yeah. And it's probably gonna finish much higher than that. It was awesome. I think the final song was probably one of the coolest things I've seen in concert out of maybe ever fastest horse in town, I believe yep and

Sturgill fans when this get so this will drop on PBS. How do they drop it? PBS PBS ACL live. It's it's so good. The setlist is insane. There's a lot of people that always talk about, oh, like with Grateful Dead, like when did you get on the bus? Like what was your moment where it clicked for you? And the final song, Fastest Horse in Town that he just jammed out, that was my Sturgill bus moment. Like, oh, I get why people are absolute super fans of this guy. The entire band is so talented. It was sick. But yeah, I'm gonna hang out. I'm gonna lay low.

I'm gonna watch some, I'm gonna watch some Mavs. I'm gonna watch some Dallas Stars. I'm thinking the World Series will be done by then. I'm just gonna lay low unless somebody hits me up with something and I might be able to get out. But nothing major. Who we got?

Oh, Lyons Packers. Lyons Packers, a little late afternoon game too. It's not good for me. might be able to get out but Lions Packers a little late afternoon game too. It's not good for me. I have a terrible Sunday. I'll probably watch more of that than I will Cowboys Falcons to be honest. But yeah, so I'm going to lay low. I don't

really know. You know, Thursday trick or treating with the absolutes. that should be fun Friday I'm heading out to UT golf club. I'm playing in a little tournament with our accountant I'm not sure how it's going to go as I have not played very much golf lately Johnny tables Is that our Johnny tables? Yeah. No, it's actually Billy tables Billy tables. And so I don't know, I'm very excited. I really like it out there. I've only played out there once, so I'm excited to go hit the course again.

I would love if it was just a cool temperate day. It's gonna be a little sweaty out there. It'll be fine though. It'll be perfect maybe. Saturday, I think I'm doing brunch fajitas on Saturday. I think I'm hitting La Pesina downtown and getting some fajitas, but other than that it's just gonna be a lazy college football day since New York is still looming on my body. And then Sunday my wife is on

call so I'm on dad duty and the reason I said it's gonna be miserable on Sunday isn't because of being on dad duty. That should be fun, but I've got two games I want to watch while she's on call and it's pretty much impossible for me to watch anything while I'm on dad duty. So I'm going to be missing a majority of the Manchester United game and then probably a majority of the Lions game, but that's okay. Who do they got? Chelsea? Actually, Dave, I think they do. I'm selling a commercial for it. Oh, okay. I was going to say, how'd you know that? I've been sneaky following. I don't know who's gonna be the manager on the touchline there, but we'll see.

We'll see. Could be the man recently exposed for doing blackface or it could be our new manager who is yet to sign. So we'll see. It's hard to say. I am looking forward to doing very little this weekend though, very little. I'd say I don't wanna drink,, but you know, when you're getting brunch

fajitas and when you're going on a go play in a golf tournament, like it's kind of hard to avoid just having a couple pops out there. It's a lot. We'll see how it goes. How about you, big dog? Yeah. What are you doing, Randy? Hmm.

Hmm. Me. Yes. Uh, I think Thursday might have the boys over for some D and D or some game night. We'll see. That's what's up. Uh, I can't go on Thursday, Randy. I got my for some D&D or some game night. We'll see. That's what's up. I can't go on Thursday, Randy. I got my Grateful Dead class starting at 730.

So unfortunately I'll have to back out. I got Thursday night football parts. I would enjoy it, dude. I told you, I watch freaks and geeks. I think it's the penultimate episode or maybe the final episode. They do a whole campaign with James Franco. And I'm like, you know what? I can see myself enjoying getting together with my boys

and playing some D&D. Just don't do it like at a wedding. What would our wives do? What would our wives do if we started a D&D night? Like they do bunko and mahjong and stuff like that. What if we, like they wouldn't take us seriously. Alyssa would hate it. They wouldn't take us seriously.

She'd know it was not real. She'd be absolutely do it. It's literally the same thing, right? It's like, wait, why is every night that you do this, like the Thursday college football game, some action? I had, when Alyssa was out of town, I was at the playground after T-ball and a lady walked up to me and told me,

she was like, you're Alyssa's husband, right? I'm like, yeah. She's like, I recognize you from Instagram. I'm playing her a bunko night. I was like, oh, cool. I don't like it when people say, like talk to me about something from Instagram. I'm playing her a bunko night. I was like, oh, cool. I don't like it when people say, like talk to me about something on Instagram. She said Instagram and I was like, so.

You a backer? Did you see a clip of me as a mobster from the 70? I don't know what the. Yeah, did you see me or Nicky the knife? Shout out to the backers that saw me at the gym and called me out as Nicky the knife. And I was so out of it. I didn't know what you said. and I made that whole interaction weird.

I just want to say I, you guys are great. I recognize them from Austin meetups. Uh, that was bad. That was, uh, that L was on me. Could I, could I expose you for another L? Did they DM you? No, no, no, no, no. This was just funny.

When Dave and I were walking into the Sturgell show, we were walking in and we went to the back of the line because there was a big line going up to the venue. And I thought it was the line for security that was gonna go fast. So I was like, whatever, let's just go get in the back of the line call today. Guy told us at the back of the line, he's like, no, no, no, if you have tickets, you can go right in.

There's no line to get in. This is the standby line for people that are hoping to get some tickets. So a bunch of dudes just had their fingers up asking for one, just looking for a ticket. Well, we're walking by this dude and he, Dave, to your credit, I, it caught my eye too, but he was just putting his finger up, looking for one ticket and Dave thought he was doing one of these circling back

microwave. He was in the demographic. He was, he was, and Dave turned around and like did it back Like wait, are you and you got you had to have gotten that guy so excited that you were about to give him a ticket And then you just ruined his night. He thought I was mocking him afterward I was like and will was like dude. He was he was just looking for a ticket I was like, oh cuz he he looked like a 24 year old he did backer. He did like oh, yeah, he's doing the thing like a 24 year old cool backer and I was like, oh yeah, he's doing the thing.

It's embarrassing and I'm sorry to that guy who's not listening. I think I saw one of those at the meetup. No cracked pepper at the meetup. I didn't get one cracked pepper. That's okay. Not what I heard. Yeah. Didn't you have a Caesar salad later on?

Yeah, I think he did. But yeah, otherwise for my weekend, I'm just gonna try avoiding doing stuff, but we'll see how that goes. Yes. Squad's not built for New York City. That city eats us up and spits us out. I mean, it's just been like five weekends in a row.

I've done stuff and I have two weekends coming up and James wants me to go to a Halloween party. We'll see. I don't know. I'd much rather just not do it. Oh yeah. I didn't even realize. I'll tell you a trick or treating with the boys. I am of the thinking that once it hits November,

you gotta lay off. If you're gonna go out hard for Halloween, it's gotta be the weekend before. Once it hits November, I think you just gotta party normal style. Open normal style. I just remember there's a Halloween party this weekend. Our neighbors are putting on,

they always do it after Halloween. It always looks lit when always do it after Halloween. It always looks lit when you do it though. I wore the breathalyzer costume last year and it was like a kids party and I felt like a total idiot. Yeah, son of a bitch. All right, let's get out of here. We are coming. Jingle Bells I don't care. I'm getting wasted.