Circling Back - Real or Fake British Pubs & DiCaprio's Birthday Party

Episode Date: November 14, 2022

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All right, we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard seltzer. The only hard seltzer with vitamin C from superfruit acerola. My name is Will DeFreeze. To my left, David Roth. I dressed up, but we don't even have video today. This is the most fire fit I've put on in at least a year and a half. If it makes you feel any better, you look like shit. You complimented me when I walked in.

No, I didn't. You said you look hella fuckable. No, I didn't. No, I would never say that. Who dresses like the biggest pile of shit in the office on a consistent basis? Oh, definitely me. okay okay i'm glad okay i'm glad you did i'm glad you just fell on the sword instead of us having to like actually do anything about this you you already held that opinion you just wanted me to confirm it for you i thought i didn't know what you were gonna say i

was kind of interested in what you were gonna say yeah for sure i've started i've started to dress less shitty as i told you that, my wife called me out for it. On days that I work out, though, or if I know I'm going to work out in the afternoon, I pretty much just mail it in. I worked out this morning. Is it weird that you mail it in at a job where you're literally on camera, like, every day? I don't know. It makes you think, man. Should I look better?

No, it doesn't really matter to me. I don't know what happened, but when we moved into the new studio the people cave from the lodge i decided that i was going to start dressing not nicer but just like i'm not going to wear joggers every single day you put yourself together more i don't really i don't really wear joggers in the office anymore unless i'm just like you know just feeling athletic that day i'm gonna start looking better that's my promise to you guys. Your hair's all fucked up today, too. Yeah.

Yeah, well, there's no camera. I can do whatever the fuck I want. Yeah, if you guys are wondering. And I can say whatever the hell I want. No, you can't. I'm still recording audio. Yeah, I'm still doing a podcast. Oh, yeah, that's true. If you're wondering where video is today, there is none.

Randy is out of town for the next two days. So right now, we're kicking it old school. It's like we're in the old stew. Bad boy shit. It's like we're back in the vape house. Just shooting from the hip. I can do this. David, that's disgusting.

You're doing bits that no one will ever know about. Did you see where Costco rolled out the ultimate holiday gift, the NFL Blitz arcade game for $529? I'll be honest. The actual arcade game. $500 for $529? I'll be honest. The actual arcade game. $500? $529. I guess that's nothing to a guy like you.

I think there's a case to be made that we just cancel the Christmas dinner this year and just get one of those. That belongs in the stew. Not in the stew, but in the office. What if we just did, instead of doing a Christmas dinner where we're doing it, which is probably going to cost us too much money, what if we just did it at like, I don't know, maybe Texas Roadhouse. That's fine by me.

Dave said it, Texas Roadhouse, and we got an NFL Blitz machine instead. You can just piss on the floor there. NFL Blitz was awesome, man. You just pull it out and just start wee-weeing all over the floor. Don't say wee-wee. What are you talking about? I'm ignoring what Dave's doing right now. You can definitely do something on the floor,

like throw your peanut shells or your walnut pistachio shells. Hey, speaking of Costco, did you see that guy who pulled out his Costco card and showed that baddie and most likely took her home afterward? You know who else has a Costco card? This guy. So do I, bitch.

Just got it, actually. Actually, I don't even have the card yet, but we just signed up. You're going to love the savings. Why is that video one of the greatest videos of the year because of her reaction she was genuinely impressed i did i have to know what the 60 seconds of conversation leading up to that moment were because it was like it was like she refused to believe that he had a costco card and when he finally when he gave her the receipt damn she blew his or he blew her mind this guy wasn't

fucking around like hopefully this guy's out here saving money on bulk items. We got Dave in the H chair today. He's trying to put more freed up without video. I was going to say, you're trying to pull it out at Roadhouse. Should we just cancel video? Get rid of Randy? I don't know. That didn't seem very nice.

If I didn't like Randy, I might say fine. That's okay. But I like Randy too much at this point. I hate to do it. I got to give Randy a significant amount of credit for his doug demodome at college game day he absolutely crushed that do you guys not agree i agree absolutely you're staring at me like i'm an idiot i should get credit for coming up with the idea of demodome does game day just fyi he was he was just gonna like ignore not doing it like just let game day happen in in austin and not have the giant ass hat just wafting through

come on yeah he killed it he did he did a good job when speed was doing his guest picking and you could see him in the background trying to jockey for position i was just laughing out loud on my couch it made me so happy that he actually went through and did this yeah he did a good job really good he's a silly little bitch he got the longhorn network nod that's big why are you so silent on this dave i'm not it's nothing i'm getting a lot of texts from michael weiner about what yeah we'll see about too much dip today he he hasn't responded to my text this morning so that's kind of devastating well maybe you should have him on your podcast to rant about mike mccarthy no a little too unhinged yeah if you like that tune in too much dip it's our sports vehicle we got a big episode today a lot of stuff to get to i'm not

gonna i'm not gonna mess around this fun and easy banter like we normally do. We got hella segments today. Like maybe too many segments. No, we don't have too many. First and foremost, we did conspiracies last week on Patreon, patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast. Tomorrow we're doing my favorite current thing going on Patreon. I've only done it once, but I had fun. Exactly five minutes.

A podcast where we talk about something for exactly five minutes. You know, you've been really rude to me during that show. Shut up. I didn't know. I never said that. Shut up. It was almost like there was some underlying tension. God.

Anyone who thinks that I was actually telling Dylan to shut the F up during the episode, and anyone who thinks that Dylan was actually personally offended by that. I did. Y'all got to straighten yourselves out. I held back tears at one point. No, but actually, yeah, we like to have fun here, guys. It's not a serious thing. Don't worry.

Are you okay? We're still friends. I'll be a little nicer to you tomorrow, but I don't apologize for how I treated you in the first episode, despite what some of... What do you call them dorns snowflakes yeah dorn flakes that's good actually that's actually pretty good my corn flakes did what dorn yep now i'm trying to think of other names that i could give you. No, I can't. Shout out to the listener David for naming Touching Based. He just emailed the code we gave him. It didn't work.

Can Micah send him a mouse pad? He's going to have to settle for the mouse pad. Okay. That may or may not arrive. Just email Micah or DM him. I feel like that's a user error. Shout out to discount codes, though. Patrons are getting discount codes. You guys wouldn't know it if you're not a patron but you get a certain amount

off on the merch store we just dropped a new touching base shirt today go check it out wash media dot shop or just go to wash dot shop we got a new url today new hat likely dropping tomorrow likely maybe even today so much run in the last four days maybe even today i know now i get to go take new photos of it because dylan just used all the photos already that i took of it um i tweeted out pictures of the hat it did numbers um listen they're not a ton available and i'm talking like only double digits in quantity so that could be anywhere from 10 to 99 that wow that's great dave wait on that spectrum that range i just gave you where about closer to 99 than 10 okay is it between 70 and 80

um no all right all right i'll let y'all do the math hey little mystery so if you want the hat and it turns out a lot of people do want it, don't waste your time. Don't sit on your ass and just be like, oh, it'll probably be there next time I log on. Because it might not. You never know. Okay, you can continue well. That was a good promo for the hat.

That no one can buy yet. It's behind your head. People can't see right now. But where can we follow you at home to see it. At D Chivalry. Easy enough. Our company has a major pre-promotion problem. A major pre-promotion problem.

We're not good at it. That's part of our charm, though. The next tweet that we put out with the hat link is going to get like 10 likes on it. Because everyone already saw the hat. And then they're like, oh, shit. I'm over it. Because Dylan tweeted this out like a week ago like we may have a new sponsor that helps with that you know that right what i don't i can't say their name yet because i don't know if it's a done

deal but don't isn't there a new sponsor that helps with pre something pre premature what are you doing i don't know i'm just shooting my shot you don't have to like half court you don't have to like that is horn and horny stuff is that not going to be a new sponsor potentially okay we haven't inked the deal on i think i think he did ink it i think it's i think it's in pencil right now hey um easy buddy this may or may not be on the rundown i don't think it is but you brought up something in the and on twitter over the weekend your wife likes is now trying to take ownership of the last name oh yeah i don't can you explain this so i've been to um i guess mexico three different times now with with bay sneaky brag but yeah yeah we've been to mexico three times we started dating. And the locals down there, they don't say chivaree.

They say like a version of like chevaree. Chevaree. And Brittany's like, that sounds so much cooler than the way you say it. I'm like, yeah, well, there's probably something to that. Touch of class. The origin is French, which is somewhat related to Spanish, more so than it is to English, I'm pretty sure. Anyway, they say Chevrolet, and I go with it.

It sounds cool. I'm not going to correct them. I don't really care that much. But she has latched on to that pronunciation, and she is now telling people that her last name is Chevrolet. You can't. You can't have a faction just splitting off like that. Which for the first 39 years of my life, I've always said Chivaree,

because that's how we say it. That's like if Sally was just like, you know what? I think I like DeFries better. Yeah. I wouldn't handle this as well as you're handling it. No. Really?

I don't really care that much. I think it's kind of cool. There's only like four of y'all in the world or something. Yeah. Five. You guys are a limited bunch at this point. Really? I don't really care that much. I think it's kind of cool. There's only like four of y'all in the world or something. Yeah. You guys are a limited bunch. There are six now with Bay. There are six chivarees in the world that have our spelling, that is.

How many Chevarees? It's really hard to say. I wouldn't handle this well. No, me neither. Also, its origin is loosely affiliated with Chev you know chevrolet the cheese the goat cheese chevrolet so it's like it's all it all it kind of makes sense i'm glad to go with it she she really seems to be having fun with it so it's like whatever go off go off sis you woke up feeling cheesy coach don't don't make a joke like that and then take a sip of coffee afterward like people don't know a joke like that and then take a sip of coffee afterward.

Like people don't know that I did that. It sounds too much like Chevrolet. If your wives were doing this, what would be like, how would you feel about it? Not good. I, I just,

I don't know. It's just something about the, I'm a, I believe in family. I think Will's a family man himself. I do have a family. And it's just like, Hey, we got traditions here in this here family. That's how I would talk.

We know Bay runs that household, though. That was clear on Saturday. Well, yeah, especially now. She's just slapping your ancestors in the face and being like, fuck you. It's my name now. Throwing your clothes out, your pronunciations out. Oh, my God. What's wrong with her?

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Thanks for asking, Will. I had a pretty great weekend, despite the football being very bleh. Friday, stayed in. We had the kids on Friday. Brittany had a birthday dinner to step out to, so I was at home with the kids for

some of the night. Had a great time. Didn't really do a whole lot. Had a glass of wine. Maybe just kind of took it easy, because I knew Saturday was going to be the day. All-time vibes day. Talking crispy weather. The sun was out. We had football all day.

It was just an excellent day. We ran some errands. We got some Christmas lights. I haven't put them up yet, Will. Calm down. Got some Christmas lights. The fact that you even did a... Dude.

The fact that you even acknowledged a tree rating today on Twitter this early in the game is crazy to me. You guys don't leave your lights up all year? No. Why? You don't have to turn them on, but – I talked Bay into going just full-colored lights on the exterior. That's a big dub for you. I know. I know. So you got that. That's a big dub for you.

I know. So you got that. She got to commandeer your heritage and you got to put colored lights on the outside of your house. She also said, I get the inside, you get the outside.

She changed your family history. She changed your family history. Yeah. She cut a couple branches off the family tree. She did. That's okay okay but you got the lights so saturday like i said all-time vibe day um met up with um good friend of the program uh intern klein who was in town with his lovely fiance we went to matzel rancho you hear about

this place thank you were there we had the table the, the Muggsy table, Will. Big. That's a good table. It is a good table, especially when it's chilly outside. I know. I can't believe y'all got that table, to be honest. Temperature-wise, couldn't ask for a better outdoor dinner experience. You have to be careful at that table sometimes because sometimes they'll just let that thing, the heater, just absolutely roast you there. Even though it's the middle of summer.

So we were there through the first half of the Texas TCU game. We watched the second half back at my house, actually. I had a good time. I got sneaky really drunk. Sneaky. Yeah, I noticed that you were really drunk. I almost wanted to say something. Sneaky drunk.

You handled it better than I would have. Watching a very frustrating game through a window. You were trying to watch it in the Mattel Rancho dining. Bay would catch me looking at the game, and she kept saying, stop watching the game. I was like, respectfully, no. I'm not going to stop. Respectfully.

What about? You got one of the best teams in the nation coming to town. You got to watch the game. I want to watch the game. So, yeah, that was fun talking to her about that. Yeah, for some reason, I decided to pour Josh Heupel out in my living room. Don't know why. You didn't have to bring that up.

Yeah. Is that like a different variant of like the Josh Cabernet? Mm-hmm. I don't know the joke, but yeah. Come on, dude. Heupel? Dylan only drinks like two good of wines. He doesn't know the joke, but yeah. Come on, dude. Hypo? Dylan only drinks like two good of wines. He doesn't know about Josh.

I'm in the $18 range. You should be in the Josh range, man. What's your problem? Must have had a good quarter. And yeah, Sunday. How much money do you make? About as much as you do. I don't want to know.

Sunday, fine. Just kind of chilled. Took Stella on a nice long walk in this beautiful weather does she like the cold like randy likes oh my god like just goes out and is just like so stoked to be out there rolling around in the cold wet grass during snowfish you could not have been happier are we doing snow vid yeah okay i just i don't know if i like it it's a little too cheeky people died during that i'm not gonna make some like some cutesy nickname i'm making light of it i'm just calling it no i'm not saying you are i'm not saying you are i am i'm just talking in general it gives too much credit to the people that fucked up

like such as it's okay you have a good weekend, Dylan? I did, man. Thank you. Thank you. What was the order for you guys at Matt's Hell Rancho? That's what the people are wondering. What did you guys order this weekend? I went cheese enchiladas, and they were fab.

Okay. I got my teeth thing. I can't bite into much stuff right now. I was going to say, cheese enchiladas is an off-brand order for you. It's too unhealthy for you. I've gotten it a few times. I know you've gotten it. I've seen you order it before, but it's surprising me that you're okay with that

yeah how's your protein intake yeah is it being affected by the teeth thing yeah it is dave all right that's all i wanted to know what that boy get into this weekend we kicked friday off with uh friday beers we went and had some beers with our our friend ryan and our friend blaine We kicked Friday off with Friday beers. We went and had some beers with our friend Ryan and our friend Blaine. How about that? How do you think it went, Dylan? That.

Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah, that was fun. I didn't because, you know, we had a good time. We went to a Belgian beer house downtown, which we don't really venture out into downtown, downtown very often, but I enjoyed it. We were like, hey, this is cold front. We watched the cold front blow through at the office. We're all super horny for that, as the video suggests.

And we went over there, had some stout adjacent beers. Did you like your beers? Are you doing the lager? What were you doing? No, I don't remember what kind of beers i got okay but they were they were dark not a memorable experience for dylan apparently no they were my beers were really good no that was fun uh and thank you for the ride home to the office you're welcome friday night laid low saturday was indeed the day i too took uh the dog and the child on a long walk it was just it was just perfect crispy uh baby boy seems to do pretty well in the cold which is nice um man we're getting it from all angles here uh

saturday was the day man we went to uh went to the el rancho like we mentioned good time i went with the green enchiladas with chicken double rice dylan no beans for your boy not trying to get bloated and gassy just trying to get loaded i like how much dylan doesn't like the double rice i don't even eat my rice. I have like three bites. To be honest, I don't have an issue with the move of getting double rice if their rice was good. But Matt's rice is pretty mid. It is. It's very average rice from a Tex-Mex joint.

Did you get the dollop of queso on there? No, I went... Who dolloped me? I went... Daddy? Gotta get the dollop of queso. I went sour cream. Okay. That's fine. That was dollop of queso. I want sour cream. Okay.

That's fine. That was a good recovery. Good recovery. You know, hand up. Look, I'll be honest. That's on me. My wife, who was sitting at the other end of the table, she typically tries to avoid me at these things.

She went with the all-carbone, and I didn't even realize that's what she ordered, and she told me how good they were, and I realized the last time we were all at Matt's, that's what she ordered. And she told me how good they were. And I realized the last time we were all at Matt's, that's what I ordered. And they were really good. So I bricked my order. I'll just straight up say it. I've been meaning to talk to your wife about her carbone footprint, actually.

I got the biggest one in here. That's pretty much all I ordered at this point, unless I'm getting inches. I don't like you doing a callback like that. I don't know whose joke that was, but it definitely was not mine originally. You should text her right now and be like, hey, we need to talk. Sunday, Klein dragged me out of bed to go work out. He wanted to use my lifetime guest pass, and he did. And we went up there.

I did a real half-assed workout, sat in the sauna, and did a little cold punch. So shout out to me. Yay. That's it. Will, what'd you do? Friday was a chill day. Went home, popped open a bottle of wine that we had finally gotten in the mail from our little wine tour in Italy. Did a little throwback there.

And by throwback, I mean I threw back a glass of wine. You know what I mean? Sick. Dylan's not even paying attention to me. Yeah, he is. He threw't even pay attention to me yeah and then uh yeah woke up on uh saturday got the footy in um went to the game well went to part of the game uh we we rolled in uh with some friends to the game did a little tailgating walked bevo boulevard you know spirits were high it was cool they had the guys parachuting in they had fireworks on them and stuff it was just sick really was there a flyover i don't know but they had guys parachuting in i saw rumors i don't think there actually was one unless i was

just missing it but just which is possible man you guys who haven't at the dallas air show yeah i don't want to talk about that thanks for trying to ruin my weekend in fun by talking about something so fucking brutal and depressing. This isn't the weekend in tragedy. No, the fucking – So yeah, we went to the game and about halftime I looked over at Sally and said, how are we feeling right now? I had a reservation that I made months ago that I refused to cancel just in case the game went south. And I'm glad I didn't cancel it because we ended up leaving.

We skipped the second half, took a pretty big risk i wasn't cheering for a tcu to win to justify us going out to dinner but our decision to go out to dinner was made a little bit easier by the fact that you know hindsight's 2020 and it was just an ugly game dylan i'm glad you were drunk for it. Hat tip, TCU punter. That fucker. Texas defense played all right. They looked awesome in the first half. Yeah. They were just swarming.

Two plays. You know who didn't look awesome? The dude that dropped like five passes? That guy, but also the guy, your Halloween costume. Yeah. Yeah, Quinn Hughes. Yeah. What are his stats since Halloween? It takes a lot for me, someone who doesn't watch a ton of football,

to be sitting there in the crowd and think, he stinks right now. Yeah, he does. This sucks. He does. There's no ifs, ands, or buts. He stinks. We went to what is described by the New York Times as a top 50 restaurant in America. Conj.

C-A-N-J-E. I don't have any recommendations. In America?'s what they said did not know this that's why i made the reservation because i was like i'm doing that that's why i didn't want to cancel the reservation no i hear i waited long enough i hear you um awesome awesome meal of food if you're going to be in austin and then and you got like a three-month runway till you're here which Which part of town are we talking? East Side. It's good. Very good food. Very good food.

Awesome drinks. Had a good time. And then yesterday, our son threw up all over the couch, and I spent the entire day doing that. First time we've had a just straight up puke everywhere situation. It was cool. It's cool. That sounds fun. Yeah.

Yeah. He smiled through it. Didn't seem to care. What a guy. Yeah. He smiled through it all. Yeah. Yeah, he smiled through it. Didn't seem to care. What a guy. Smiled through it all. Yeah. Luckily for me, I got to wake up today and I got to flip over the cover to our couch,

which is still just air drying. So got to spend the entire Sunday not sitting on the couch. Nice. Yeah, that's how you want it to pan out. It's always what you want. Sundays are not for couches. Yeah. And to all the people out there who were clamoring for me to get my ears cleaned out on video, I got bad news. Sally and I did it last night we don't have any video of it it went

horribly and i thought i went deaf at one point so i'm glad i'm just sitting here with normal ears how you hearing today dave can you give a shout out to my ears shout out to his ears thank you i mean dude i'm hearing real good today that's good i do gotta trim the ear hair though i just felt up there i got a little scruff up there it good. I do got to trim the ear hair, though. I just felt up there. I got a little scruff up there. It's all right, man. What's up with ear hair just popping out of nowhere once you turn 30? Dude, it's probably the Nutrafol.

It probably is the Nutrafol. Shout out Nutrafol. Did you ever think of that? A little added value. I'm looking at the camera that's not on. I'm thinking about changing the way I pronounce it. Nutrafol. Nutrafol.

Oh, man. Maybe I should care more about this than i do right now i'd like to not create tension at home but i wonder how the old man feels about him and talk yeah that's that's what you need to say out dave if he doesn't care you saw my oh my gosh by the way i didn't i forgot your dad's name was david yeah do we go we got back to um like it's on saturday back to the house where my dad was babysitting the kids while we went to dinner. We post-game to Don's. We walk in.

Not only were they up 45 minutes past their bedtime, he was showing them plane crash videos on his phone. Not the move. The seven and five-year-olds. You know what? From my experience. What are you doing? From my experience, I have learned that grandparents are. They don't care.

Dude. I mean this in the nicest way. But they are the least responsible babysitters ever. Like grandparents just don't. They don't care anymore. They've already raised children. Now it's just about fun. They get kids for like the fun parts and like everything else.

You just stuff. You like push off on the parents. You know what I mean? It's so funny. Plane crash videos. Not the move. Little Bay was probably like she probably had nightmares yeah at least he wasn't showing him like what was that terrifier too they're watching terror they're bawling their eyes out on the couch i don't want to be yesterday i was doing something uh this is something actually a part of my weekend and

fun that i was doing yesterday uh i was cleaning up what i call my clothing chair it's a chair where i throw my clothes on yeah it's not it's not clothes that are like necessarily you know clean or dirty maybe they're in the in between a little bit one of those yeah and i kind of forgot i discovered something while i was cleaning my chair yesterday you know what i discovered a freshly packaged mizzen and main button down shirt are you shitting me i was so excited when i saw this a good feeling i had other shirts that i i was putting on the pile and i was like man these things got to get dry clean this stinks and then i saw that mizzen and main in that thing and i was like i can just go machine wash this right now toss it in the dryer call it a day day. It's going to be perfect.

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Where do you want to begin? Do you guys want to go with... Let's go horny. Okay. I was going to say, we can go horny or Hollywood. We both are kind of horny. Big surprise from the horny guy.

Yeah. Dave's in the H chair today. Hey, Dylan. Not to go all Will on you, but shut the F up. Wow. Wow. Did you hear this?

Dornflakes. Dornflakes are going to come for your ass. Get ready. Dornflakes ass is here. Get ready, bitch. Come get this ass. You goddamn son of a bitch. The beehive ain't got shit on the Dornflakes.

Just wait. Call them the Deehive. Just do it, dude. Call them the Deehive. Is it Swifties? Swifties. Okay. I think the beehive is the most aggressive.

I was going to say, are you more scared of Swifties or beehive? Beehive. You don't want to fuck with a beehive. If those two ever combine their powers, they could take over the world. They could. They could form like a an alliance military force military force space force space as well final frontier give us the horny birthday david we got horny birthdays in dallas y'all hey will you mute a player real quick it's gonna blow my nose uh yeah i'll just i'll just stop

podcasting yeah no hey no dude like your nose like dude your nose is super important man man i wonder why his nose is running yeah do you even it's almost like he had a deviated why is he why is he trying to talk when he literally just asked me to mute him a father in texas has a daughter who truly loves him this is according to will tmz because she took him to see some strippers to celebrate a century on earth, a hundred year old. So this was an initiative from the daughter.

Not what I was expecting here. She's the realest in the game. This is one Jack Palma or Giacchino, very Italian name. How old is she? I don't know. If know if he's 100 she's got to be like in her 70s probably which that is really funny when you think of it that way uh yeah he uh he got to go to the lodge he celebrated 100 years at the lodge in dallas which if you've ever uh been that our old studio hey day we've never been but is that our old studio you being the horniest guy in the world and also residing

from that area originally uh tell us about it it is a a uh adult a gentleman's establishment like uh like a hunting club yeah they go you smoke cigars it's a lodge you go smoke cigars and play poker what do you do there it's like an old cabin kind of thing? You could probably play poker, I guess, in the back or something. Really? It's an underground casino? Jack's daughter says her father loves two things in life. Women, generally,

and boobs, specifically. Women and boobs. I thought you were saying women in general-ly. Yeah, no. No, this is a weird sentence. Chill out, sir. Why don't you calm down there, Jack? Yeah, and the photos are just... you were saying women in general lee yeah no those are not no this is a weird sentence chill out sir yeah why don't you calm down there jack uh yeah and the photos are just you know what he's rocking a dylan he has a little fedora on in the photo he does have women and boobs he has that in

common with uh quite a few other people out there are you allowed to take photos in a strip club you know i think they made an exception generally when you're 100 years old, yeah, you get to do it. Kind of get the wrong idea. This guy's just face deep in some... Suppressed. Yeah, this is so aggressive. He's got grandchildren out there. What if they're just on TMZ one day?

He might not. I don't know. I can't speak for Dina's family. Yeah. day he might not i don't know i can't speak for dina's family yeah um this story notes dina was guiding her father around the dancers cautioning jack gets a little out of hand when he's excited all right my dad's a little perverted hey my dad he is a hundred i've always been told that you keep your hands to yourself in these establishments uh just doesn't apply to this old time he just goes in there and goes full Selena Gomez.

Just an old bag of bones just in there, just getting after it. Oh, yeah. You scoop that new Selena Gomez documentary, David? He's kissing numerous breasts in these. Yeah, remember a minute ago when I said he had his face buried in some teas? Yeah. That's what I meant. I didn't realize he was actually like.

No, I mean, Grandpa's face is just right there in the clee. Cleavage. We're not doing clee. Oh, my gosh. I don't know what else to say. I'm trying to be respectful of everybody. What's his secret to longevity? Just rock interactions.

Okay. Blood flow. Big old boners. Bag of bones. Randy's hand would be writing so fast right now if he was here. Just. This is how you want to go out. Where are you doing your 100th birthday party if you make it that far?

Probably Texas Roadhouse. You're just horny for Texas Roadhouse today. I like it. Let's go. I have no issue with you being aged for that. I don't know, man. But it's probably not going to be a strip club why don't you just say any place just name it name a restaurant yeah come on dude just name one place uh cheesecake factory that's a good answer yeah that's a lot of variety i want to spend 45 minutes looking at the menu and then decide on something

that i'm gonna regret i got uncomfortably full on a piece of randall's cheesecake on friday night from randall's was it good yeah okay i told sally i was like i really want a piece of cheesecake tonight and she's like dude randall's got it that's not where i would go for cheesecake well the best availability was availability the one down by me what that's when y'all went to yeah i scooped one you know i had to yeah i mean if i'm getting cheesecake randall's is probably not my first choice but honestly it was pretty decent the worst piece of cheesecake is still better than being hungry see the cheesecake factory it's a factory where they make cheesecake but it's much more than that as you can tell by their

voluminous menus so much more than that just think of a food in your head right now they have it on the menu uh all right i'm gonna think of one yep um yeah they have that boiled chicken yes wow facts that's a big fucking menu jack deserved the night out it says his wife died 12 years ago oh and he had been seeing another woman ever since, but last year she died as well. Oh. So thanks for that note, TMZ. That's sad, man.

It's just like, you know. He's used to it, dude. You get old. People around you start dropping. Yeah. I feel like once you start getting in the late 60s, early 70s, you just start to get pretty numb to that stuff. People just be dying.

Cherish your time with everyone around you because people be dying the folks who own the club tell us jack's welcome back anytime they love toasting his birthday bash daughters take notes if i was turning 100 i would want to spend my 100th birthday at leonardo dicaprio's uh let me think, 113th birthday party. I could see him having like 150 years on Earth. He seems like a live forever type. I was. Still dating a 25-year-old. That's too old for him.

I thought it was 24. Doesn't he dump them at 24 or is it 25? I think before they turn 26, they're out of there. Oh, okay. Okay. He just linked up with someone who's actually like 30, I think. Right? So, what do we know? Gigi Hadid. That's right. She someone who's actually like 30, I think, right? So when do we know? Gigi Hadid?

That's right. She was not at his birthday party. Oh, a little tension. Trouble in paradise. So he turned 48 this weekend. Had a little private mansion party in Beverly Hills. Ever heard of it? Yeah.

Any guesses as to who was at this party? He is just absolute boys with toby mcguire isn't that isn't that kind of random tobes he's just besties with toby mcguire wasn't toby mcguire in that like caught up in that poker ring or something big poker guy well he's toby mcguire to me as a non-spider-man guy like i'm not anti-Spider-Man. I just don't really associate him with Spider-Man. That's fine. I confuse him and Topher Grace all the time. Because I'm pretty sure Topher Grace played Tobey Maguire in the movie.

Is Topher a common name these days? I don't know. You don't see a lot of Topher's. Isn't it just Christopher that's shortened? I think so. Oh, I never put that together. How are you going to grow up and just be like, hi, I'm Topher? There's a gentleman who works at our fulfillment center that we're tight with.

Name that. All right. Well, if he's listening, thank you. He's probably not. Topher, if you are, we're sorry. Dylan put me up to that. Bradley Cooper, Kate Hudson, Remy Malek. Your boy, Dave. You love love him you support him in all

of his endeavors i want an ashton kutcher mick jagger wait kutch jamie fox lebron dude mick jagger and lebron were there and you let off with toby mcguire what are you doing it is a fun note but dude they're like best friends he's he's too much of a dork man he brings your if you're that famous he brings your your squad down a peg. This says other notable attendees are Adrian Brody. Imagine not being in the top paragraph, but then the next paragraph down it says other notable attendees. Just put me in the list with everybody else.

Adrian Brody, also an Oscar winner. We had Casey Affleck there. Nikki Hilton? No Ben? Isn't Casey Affleck the troubled one indeed yeah he he's had some there's some things some things got canceled right well no one actually truly getting invites to these parties no one truly gets canceled they canceled dave chappelle a couple months ago he hosted snl the other night pretty good pretty good cancellation if you ask me yeah snl famously

a large show kanye got canceled did you guys watch it they started stocking up on yeezys the other day i did uh watch uh dave chapelle's monologue yes not what dylan was referring to over there but um from what i can tell from people out there i don't think people are slowing down on the easy front from what i saw at the ut game people are definitely not slowing down see what adidas is doing they're still doing it they own all the designs yeah they're just gonna sell them without the easy name yeah they own they own everything he's an idiot what are they gonna call them larry's probably not come get your larry's piping hot larry's hello larry's the little supply whatever on the side of those those

it's fucking ugly what the easiest to have like the s p l y don't you own those three no hd supply i don't just why that is just a just an all-time podcast moment i forgot that i forgot that you bricked the name of that that oh my god we don't talk about it anymore because i went there with my ex hey how old is leo 48 his parents were there george or melon melon or melon i don't know how to say his mom's name speaking of never mind i mean you got mick Jagger at your birthday party. You feel like you're just like a who's who. Like, that is sick.

Dude, Mick Jagger and LeBron? Double goat? That would be... Goat-ish? No. Goat to Jason. When you start becoming like an A-list celebrity and you get to have these parties that you know

are going to be covered by page six, you know that you get to make a guest list like it'd be fun to put together a guest list of celebrities that you want to give a nod to david blaine is for sure getting the invite for sure just just people just gather around that dude like all right man i'm gonna get the kid speaking of david blaine from that gif where he just throws a deuce and disappears i want that kid there he's probably not a kid anymore that was like 15 years ago but maybe he's still invisible i do want him there hey who's this poor guy who got the like in this photo mcjagger they use look at the desktop this driver or his bodyguard i don't know

they just got the most unflattering angle of him bradley cooper drove himself to the party famously oh i don't drink and drive so did jam Jamie Foxx and his Rolls Royce. You can't drive yourself to Leo's party. You're going to leave your car in his driveway overnight? I did that at your house. I know you did. When did you come getting about that? Dude, were you upset that I didn't knock on the door and I got it?

I was like, I don't want to talk to anybody. I didn't even notice that it was missing, honestly. It was there, then it wasn't. I need to have what the Hilton family's having, because this photo of Nikki Hilton from the party, these two girls are aging better than any other people I've ever seen in my entire life. Let me check out Nikki Hilton.

Like, major shouts to the Hilton family. She and Paris are just fine wines. Oh, she does look great. Yeah. Good for her. I'm happy for them. I'm a big Paris guy. Oh, are you?

Not just because of that one video that Dave likes to watch all the time. It's not even good. It's pretty good. It was. From what I one video that Dave likes to watch all the time. It's not even good. It's pretty good. It was. From what I remember. I mean, yeah, at the time. It's all relative.

They were related? No, this is not a House of the Dragon. The thing about celebrities is that they get some attractive suitors. That is the most A-ist party i've ever heard when you're leo pretty much anyone's on the table to invite to your birthday party right he could have invited bezos you see have any fame shoot for the absolute moon when you're leo do you think elon is getting fewer invites these days than he used to get to things i don't know was giselle at the party speaking she was probably just like leo please

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Dylan. God, dude. God, slash steam all right now we can get to your giselle story dylan god dude god honest full disclosure i didn't know it was on the rundown i really did we talked about it i know we talked that doesn't mean it's on the rundown i think we even said where should i put it on the rundown i'm just messing with you i'm not i don't recall that i'm not This is an intervention. I think Tom Brady gets bummed when he sees Leo having a sick party. Because he's essentially like... Leo's a Boston guy, right?

Or do I just think that because of... I think he might be associating that because of the... I feel like Boston has accepted him, though. Yeah, I'm sure he does well there. Tom Brady's an accepted Boston guy. Yeah, I think that's fair to say. I feel like they should be at each other's birthday parties. Born in LA.

How annoying is it when it's like, nah, I got a game tomorrow against Seattle? Do you know what Leonardo's middle name is? James. Wilhelm. Wilhelm. It's kind of tight. Kind of tight. Well, so now Giselle, who was at at the party we determined is dating her jujitsu coach

what's going on dave jojo jojo joaquin valente a jujitsu instructor who lives in miami and uh gotta say just looking at him is he a snack dude's kind of a weapon yeah dude if you hear if you hear that someone that you dated is shortly after that breakup dating someone named Joaquin Valente, you got to take a moment for yourself. This is so soon after their divorce went final. People in Tom's camp are questioning the timing. I think I might be too. You know, you've been rolling around on the mats for a long time. Joaquin guy. What's his name? When did mats for a long time. Joaquin guy.

What's his name? When did you? Joaquin. Joaquin. We're just asking questions. Giselle, get yours. I'm team hurtful around. Oh, yeah.

No, I mean, go get it. That's fine. But if you're Tom tom you're just like i mean like not that tom is a combative type but like you don't want smoke with the with the jujitsu instructor is it better after a divorce like this to have your ex date like their instructor or would it be better to have them date like another a-list celebrity which which is tougher um an a-list celebrity is tougher because it's just more public more in your face what if it's i feel like it would be harder for my ego i feel like it would make me feel better about my ego if they started dating an a-list celebrity and i'd be like yeah

like whatever like lateral move but like when they start dating like the jujitsu instructor that's a shot at your ego i appreciate it when really famous celebs uh will date it's a commoner it's like okay this guy might be a a known commodity in the jujitsu community oh that doesn't do much for me wow a lot of people so if you're a jiu-jitsu practitioner out there dylan doesn't really respect you being no like being like big in in that is like okay good good for you what is it i don't give a shit i don't care oh yeah he's a small to mid-sized jiu-jitsu influence i'm happy for him but like he's not tom brady i hope we have like a meetup someday and dylan just gets choked out by Joaquin Valente.

You hope I get choked out. Well, I mean, like in a tasteful manner. It would be funny. I don't want smoke from anyone who's into that shit. I'm just saying like... You know, Micah famously has never had his back taken. Except for that one time. I took it in Vegas.

Yeah. Yeah, you did, didn't you? I took his shit. Okay. I snatched it in Vegas. Yeah. Yeah, you did, didn't you? I took his shit. Okay. I snatched it from him. Okay. Relax. Just relax.

His claim to like, do you know how many people can claim that? Guess what? Neither have I. I don't go around fighting. So like no one's ever taken my back. But like, it's pretty normal, I think. Micah makes a lot of claims that he can't back up. If you ask him to name one French noir film, not happening.

That's my favorite Micah bit. It's the worst. That he doesn't watch American movies? It was almost, at the time I enjoyed it as a bit, but then as it started to grow, I started to realize I don't like this bit because there's no substance to it. He has never once watched a French noir film. He can't name one. How are you going i don't like this bit because there's no substance to it no he has never once watched a french noir film he can't name one how are you gonna bullshit us like this more of a pinot noir one i've asked him numerous times to name one he was just drowning what is that what is that genre even like what is noir well you're really telling on yourself do you know what it means i do what i'm not going to discuss it okay what does it mean well film noir or french dark film is a style of filmmaking

characterized by such elements as cynical heroes stark lighting effects frequent use of flashbacks intricate plots and underlying existentialist philosophy there's no way in hell micah has ever enjoyed or much less even seen one of these movies the genre was prevalent mostly in american crime dramas of the post-world war ii era now micah watches like cooking shows he watched he's out here watching like america's next top chef or whatever kitchen nightmares yeah like is he a poser he's got a he he he is in a top chef fantasy league that's that's he's out here trying to claim french what come on man that's next level dork shit everyone knows i got nothing but love for the battle toad bad boy but you can't claim

french noir he's a poser. No, no. We don't call people that. We don't call our friends that on this podcast. They can't recover from that. Sorry, Micah. You can't call him a poser, dude. You need to stop posing then.

I mean, if I was going to call someone a poser, I'd be him. a source connected to giselle tells tmz uh giselle and joaquin are not dating noting his brother also came along for the costa rica trip a source close to tom however is not buying it he's asking why why is this miami guy in costa rica with her the source added it always seemed weird she just one day abruptly ended the marriage i don't feel like it wasn't that's not really how it went down didn't have a significant amount of money in ftx somebody was saying that yeah he did no well there was a photoshop that was going around this weekend that was proven fake i haven't seen what you're okay there was a photoshop going around this weekend that said that they had invested 650 million that's not true but he was like yeah into the ft i mean he was like promoting

them i believe i was more of a no effects guy growing up i mean over his bare minimum there was like some some sexual tinge between giselle and this dude while she was married to tom and while she was getting that training done i mean mean, she pins him on the mat. It's like, you know. She's got him in a rear naked. What if we kiss on this jujitsu mat? Well, I have you in an armbar. Wearing our gi.

Is that what they're called? Sure, yeah. Gi training. Good job. Thank you. Yeah, she's rubbed clarified butter all over themselves and wrestled. What color was his belt?

Probably a black belt. Ooh, that's the highest, Will. Yeah, but least trippy. You got to get that purple belt. That's swag. That's swag. What if she's like over there? You've graduated to black belt.

You're like, no thanks. Don't want it. Not enough drip. Denied it. Grind doesn't stop. She's over there training, like rolling around the mats, and he's just like outside in the backyard throwing a football through a tire he's they're just not the same that's how they grew apart this is his last year right his whole world is collapsing around him i feel like he's got to do one more

year to justify the divorce got that dub like you can't just retire the second you get divorced avenge year vengeance year or maybe he was looking for this divorce the entire time and he was just like i gotta do another year until she fucking breaks up with me damn he's probably regretting being in germany for the game and then not at leo's party because he would definitely be invited yeah is that where the game was yeah they played in munich i don't know if he would definitely be invited why Why'd they play in Munich? I think it was Munich or Berlin. One of those. I don't fucking know. Munich.

Dude, my hometown. Heartbreaking Cowboys yesterday. I'm sorry to bring it up, guys. Yeah. Fuck Aaron Rodgers. Disgraceful. Yeah. Not a good weekend for the football, for the boys in here.

No. Not at all. No, Dave. It's not. More of that on Too Much Dip. You guys ready? More Micah. I'm very ready.

I don't know the words to the Wellerman song. I was going to try to sing it, but it didn't work. You did pretty good. I couldn't help you there. I don't know the words either that's okay that's okay you uh what is this about real or fake baby it's been a minute since we've done real or fake i thought i'd come in today and do one yeah no one had this happening 55 minutes into the podcast you guys ready for this do you guys know what we're doing today i do so you So you guys went and had some beers on Friday. I had some other engagements that I had to attend to,

so I didn't get to do it with you. But I can report back that, yes, I did have some dark lagers this weekend. What did you? Might have had a Guinness yesterday afternoon, just so you know. You know you got to pour that thing straight in, right? You know I do. You know I'd be doing that. I've been doing that.

I've been doing that. Randy and I, we had some nitro stouts the other day just chilling yeah so what we're doing it's got me real h for a little meat pie action maybe some maybe some french fries covered in gravy maybe some smashed peas it's real or fake british pub names i'm looking straight ahead yeah no dave don't worry dude i was already gonna unplug because i know you're a screen looker all right bro you got them the screen look uh david ruff that's not fair when you say british pubs can are these only in um every pub that is real on this list can be located in the uk okay okay i have found these online and i have looked up each

location i will say that some have since shut down in the last couple years so you know it's been a hard time for these pubs over the pandemic and stuff like that and but they were still entertaining enough that i'm going to keep them on the list okay one of these pubs has also been renamed ever since i think they got canceled they got canceled well i don't know i can't i can't sufficiently say okay too much mosting going on on the dance floor maybe yeah they started playing edmund fitzgerald and people just started baring their faces look it up dylan study history one time one time it's a ship that sank whatever it's not or whatever. Did people die?

Yes. Yeah. I'm sorry. Everyone. A number. Everyone. I'm sorry. Lake Superior takes no prisoners.

It's really sad. Real or fake British pubs. Are you guys ready for this? Please. Our first, the bucket of blood. The bucket of blood. The bucket of blood. The bucket of blood. Doesn't sound super appealing to me. They do love their bloody crime scenes over there.

Ooh, maybe they just sell Bloody Marys. It's a Bloody Mary bar. I'm going to say real, and I don't think this is one you would make up, because it's not even British sounding. It's just a bucket of blood. What if it's a bloody crime scene? It british sounding it's just a bucket of blood what it's a what if it's a bloody crime scene it's not just a bucket of blood so this is a real one well i got some news for you bud this is a real pub i've got good news for you guys it's a real pub yeah it's a real pub where is it located this is located in hale england h-a-y-l-e okay interesting our next

one we should we should uh just make this a two-hour segment where we just read reviews on The Good Head In. All right. The Good Head In. Get it, Dave? Can you not be serious for like one segment? This is fake. Oh, really? This is fake. I like pubs called Inns, though. It has like a nice quaint...

It sets the tone before you get there. If I'm in a bar or a pub and the name or the word in is in the name, I'm drinking a stout. No doubt about it. Yeah, I feel it. No matter what. There should be a fire inside, too. Fire going.

Like a nice old, like, stone fireplace. Mm-hmm. Just burning. That sounds dope. You know what? You know what doesn't go along with that trend is the old rattle in on West 6th. That didn't have that vibe at all. That bar kind of stunk.

It's not there anymore. Downstairs stunk. Upstairs ruled. Upstairs stunk. No, upstairs was great. It's just a big deck. Say no more, fam. Was that the one that you had to go up the stairs to get to?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a real bar. I liked it up there because you could actually spread out and you could actually talk to people and get a drink pretty easily. Yeah, yeah. That's a real bar. I liked it up there because you could actually spread out and you could actually talk to people and get a drink pretty easily. Yeah, Dylan. One of the only places on West 6th at one point where you could actually be in there while it's busy

and still not be bombarded by humans. Rest in peace, Rattlin. The Good Head Inn. It's fake. It's real. The Good Head Inn. It's fake. It's real. The good head in. It's fake. It's fake.

What's the point of this? Our next one. Ferret and radiator. You shitting me. Does ferret maybe mean something different across the pond? No, it's a little varmint. You guys know anybody that ever had a ferret maybe mean something different across the pond? No, it's a little varmint. You guys know anybody that ever had a ferret? No.

I knew somebody who had a sugar glider, which is different. They're just cute rats, man. Similar. Similar. Kindergarten cop, the ferret, plays a major role at the end. Anyway, that's an interesting callback. I feel like kindergarten cop owns more real estate in your head than most people's heads. Hey, Dave.

It's not a tumor. That's's heads. It's not a tumor. That's really funny. It's not a tumor. That's awesome. Keep going. It's not a tumor. That's the only line you know. That's good, dude.

I'm a cop, you idiot. That's good. That's good. I'm a cop, you idiot. You're doing the soundboard. Ferret and radiator? It's real because it makes no sense and you wouldn't have come up with it. It makes no sense.

A ferret and a radiator. Might as well be like a toothpaste and a transmission. It doesn't make any sense. Those are definitely two items. This is a real pub. It's real. This pub is real. Dylan's 100 right now he's three for three what could go wrong this isn't dollish england dollish dollish you could convince me that half

the names of the cities that we're talking about are fake yeah we'll do those next number four the twisted twat oh that's fucking sick the twisted twat dude i don't like that is it a strip club they they throw out that word way more casually than we do over here what's up with that it's great are we sure that's the correct pronunciation that's how they say i said it because that's how british people say it we say twat they say twat okay it's a great word underused see it used to only be pronounced as uh twat but then uh it got remarried and then they changed how they said it yeah uh the twisted twat is fake, but I wish it were real. Fuck.

I also think it's fake. It's fake. It's fake. That was an easy one. No one's calling it. Daddy can't miss. No one's calling it. He's on fire.

NBA Jam. Yeah, I'm familiar with the game. You remember this Bill Lambert character? Fuck Bill Lambert, dude. Boy, man, that was one of your biggest meltdowns. You don't go full court at the buzzer with Bill Lambert until he's a beat me. It just doesn't happen. Maybe you should have guarded him.

I did. You just let him have that open look from half midcourt. Computer assistance was on. Number five, the cock and the semen the cock one of the best bars in okc and the semen the cock of the walk some some call it the cock i always found that to be a little bit crass the cock and the semen i feel like you don't oh you know what you could have i get it I feel like you don't. Oh, you know what?

You could have. I get it. C. Yeah. C-Men. You know, there's a C-Boys. Would you like me to. Do you guys want clarification on this?

I can give you some clarification if that'll help. Seaman is spelled not in the way that the hundred-year-old man tried to do after he got home from the strip club okay okay i understand what you're putting down there this is a real pub um i also think this is a real pub the real pub it's a real pub dylan's 100 right now dylan's also on his laptop uh yeah sketch very soft very soft pulled up dog very sus oh cool i'm gonna check my history i don't because i'm dialed into this sag you want to check my history dog i'm over here just dialed number six the nimble diddler the nimble diddler no not real fake there's no you can't know come on that's a real pub that's a real british pub all the real diddlers are nimble dog the nimble diddler dave come on is diddler does it always have a negative connotation to it or is it just some of the time

i can tell you in the criminal justice system it definitely does that's the diddler over here if you're that's not a thing you joke yeah but they have a weird justice system over there where they all wear like wigs and shit they call them they call them little davy diddler over there oh yeah no they don't just so this doesn't come back to haunt anybody i'm going on record saying that no one's called dave that unbelievable i don't think you know what you're doing it's real fucking diddler on the roof over here the nimble diddler is fake oh god his ass sorry all tied up man a little too big for your britches you wanted the ultimate you weren't willing to pay the ultimate price number seven

oh by the way the cock and the semen uh resides in liverpool oh liverpool liverpool how about that that's cheeky that's cheeky as fuck number seven my father's mustache my father's mustache dylan you sent me that video the other day like what the fuck that's one where the young lady got stuck under a coffee table okay i did pass you the ball i didn't i didn't know we were gonna to do that with it. I was explaining that joke genre to Brittany over the weekend. How'd that go? She was disgusted with me. As she should be.

So much so that she changed her last name and pronunciation. Yeah, they get stuck in dryers and under tables and stuff. And it's funny because they can easily get out of it, but they choose not to. And she's like, what is wrong with you? Yeah. I was like, I don't know. You're not executive producing these things. Yeah, I haven't made any of them don't know it's like you you're not like executive producer yeah i haven't made it yeah it's not your problem you're just relaying information

yeah what was this on my father's mustache that's real my father's mustache it's real dave um i'm gonna go fake my father's mustache resides in louth, England. Oh, I've never been to Louth. Yeah, I know, Dave. You're not big on the Louth game. I bet you there's a lot of loud people that are from there and they call him the mouth from Louth. Like, oh, this guy, he won't shut up. You're a real hoot.

He's the mouth. You guys ready for number eight? Mm-hmm. So Dylan's officially ahead by one got it okay number eight how many do we have left there are 13 total we're on number eight plenty of time i'm plenty of time for you to watch this number eight is the black cock in come on man real i know it's real they love their cock humor because you wouldn't make that you don't want your name to be associated with making that one up i literally just drank a bottle of wine from chianti there's a d that's got the black cock in it dude dlcg me one time you don't know about that real ones know about dlcg it's real it's a real bar pub the black cock in in

broughton in finesse england oh dude for sure yeah i do remember that i do i do yes oh yeah no it's my favorite, it's my favorite saying. It's my favorite saying. Number nine. The cocky duck. It's fake. The cocky duck is fake. What? Would you stop copying me? You are kind of copying.

You're kind of riding Dave's wave at this point, trying to make sure that you don't lose too bad. The first seven I said first is bullshit. The cocky Duck is fake. Although ducks probably do get cucked. It's fake because you wanted to sneak cuck in there somewhere. Why would I want to sneak cuck? What are you trying to say about me?

Are you disrespecting me? Cucky Duck's fake. Number 10, the three bellends. I'll handle this one first, Dave. The three bellends. Do you know what a bellend is do tell that's kind of what they call people uh that it's it's a name for penis jeez you fucking bellend you knob okay i like i like that that's a good insult not my number one insult from over there but it's it's definitely in the conversation it's like an aggressive way of calling someone a doofus this is a this is a fake british pub

david i also think it's fake i think you just wanted to wow tell everybody what bellend was my jockstrap dude yeah i Yeah, I'm on it, bitch. Got bad news for you guys. Fuck me. Well, it was the name of a real pub. It was the name of a real pub. The pub has since had a name change. The penis reference wasn't doing it well.

They also had three different politicians on the sign of the pub, one of which being Boris Johnson, Bojo. I love that and it was it was a political statement that they made to uh dunk on the politicians that were not in their interest not a compliment dylan you were a big brexit guy yeah did you guys both get that one right you got it wrong we got it oh both got wrong? All right, Dylan's still up one. We have three left. No pressure here. The tide could turn. Number 11, the dick.

Are British people sneaky the horniest? Come on in. Well, I think we're confusing cock. I think when they say cock, I think they talk about chicken. I know. Hey there, lads. Come on in. Pull up a stool. They know. I think they are sneaky, H. think they talk about chicken. I know. Hey there, lads. Come on in. Pull up a stool. They know.

I think they are sneaky, H. Pull up a stool. The dick in. They're all just sitting on that island over there. The dick in. Come on. It's the dick, right? The dick.

The dick. They just call it the D. The dick. The dick is real. Don't clip that. It's hard to. It's hard to clip. You lucked out on this one this one buddy you look like shit you're making jokes you actually don't look that bad your hair is doing something weird in the front but it always does my it grows weirdly it's a good hoodie though

shout out to that hoodie um you said the dick is i didn't say anything about it i just said the dick is i didn't say anything about that dick i just said the name i said real um i'm gonna look i'm i don't care i'm gonna say fake because i just want i just want i'm thinking of will just sitting at home like one early bird deep with a stout just kind of laughing like you know what this is this is gonna be good the dick the dick is fake the dick is fake wow uh-oh do we have a comeback of bruin our next one the old 13th cheshire astley volunteer rifleman core in do you want me to read that again yeah the old 13th cheshire Astley Volunteer Rifleman Corps Inn. It's wordy. I think it rolled off the tongue.

There's got to be a shortened version and a brief at this bar. No. Let's see what an abrief could be. An acronym maybe. O-T-C-A-V-R-C-I. That's what you say to your boys. What are we doing tonight? I don't know.

You down with OTC? Yeah, you know me. Then you hit him on the WhatsApp and you're like, you know me. Yo, OTC is the play tonight. Yeah, I'm over here studying abroad. We're going to the OTC. We're going to go to the dick. This one's so Atlantis.

I'm thinking about doing some ecstasy at the OTC. We were rolling balls at the cock. I'll say real. I was doing Molly at the otc oh we were rolling balls at uh the cock i'll say real i was at i was doing molly at the cock yeah with with a girl named molly she was irish yeah real she was cool dude i heard prince harry used to be there and like he used to just fucking roll yeah i got some wild stories about harry he would just have his security guards outside and they would only let in like hot tail yeah i tried to buy coke off one he beat the shit out of me uh this is a real one yeah it's real fuck it wasn't exactly the most difficult one stally bridge shout out stally bridge

oh yeah i don't know anything about that in there our final one are you guys tied going into this final one? All right, this is a big game. Our final one. The black bitch. Come on, man. Real. Putting the onus on Dylan. Oh, welcome to the onus town. I'll tell you what.

I don't like ties. Don't like them. This is a good content move. And for that, I'm going to say fake so that we have a winner and a loser which hopefully is this guy wait i don't know how to do this what what did i say i said real no i said real oh so i'm saying fake yeah even though I do think it's probably real. The black bitch in Linlithgow, England. Oh, I've been through there. Yeah.

It's real. Yeah. I thought it might be. But. Huh? I'm listening. I think it might be out of business. That's okay.

I think it might be out of business. I do think it got a little blowback for the name. But from what I read, they got blowback and didn't change the name? I get the blowback. They dug their heels in a little bit like, nah, we're not changing. We ain't changing anything.

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I think that is the word I'm looking for. Dude. Dude, Dylan and I are the smartest people. Princess Martha Louise's belief in the supernatural has long been the subject of media fascination in Norway, but a focus on her healer fiance proved too much. This, of course, as you know, the 51-year-old daughter of King Harold and Queen Sonja of Norway. Guess I didn't realize that they had a royal family in Norway. Learned something new. I always assume that they have royal families in all these European countries, but for some reason, the one that we care about over here is the the british royal family which doesn't make sense

to me they just have better branding they got the palace too well they're not doing tv shows about like the the swedish royal family oh yeah yeah yeah okay i kind of want to get into these other royal families and see what kind of skeletons they got in their closet. The crown is so good. Yeah. So good. I can't believe you even like it. No offense. Dude, last night I watched the moon landing episode. It takes you through these historical events, too.

It's like, that's pretty fucking cool. It's kind of annoying that they didn't raise the question of validity, though. You know? Just kidding. Just kidding, folks. Since their engagement. I believe the moon landing. Just non-based alex jones the norwegian news media and the public have kept a spotlight on mr verrett the

fiance criticizing for saying he used an amulet to fight the coronavirus uh for having suggested that cancer was a choice and for having said that he was a hybrid species of reptilian. Imagine choosing cancer. It just doesn't seem like the – That's the – I don't think I'll opt out. Thank you. Just not a good talking point.

No. It doesn't play well at dinner parties. Maybe he's talked to a lot of cancer patients who have opted out. I'm going to assume he does. I'm going to get rid of this. What do you do when you have a take like that, that is so egregiously incorrect that like what would you do if somebody was just walked up to you and was like, hey, so, you know, I have a family member who just died of cancer.

Can you explain this to me? This dude doesn't look like any shaman I've ever seen. He's like a buttoned up. He looks nice. Well, yeah, you don't just start dating the Swedish princess if you're not a buttoned up shaman. When I picture a shaman, they're wearing like robes and they don't shave and shit. You know, it's like. What's wrong with having a beard dude no literally nothing i try to grow one

i'm just saying this doesn't look like a shaman her affinity for the supernatural has raised eyebrows in norway for more than a decade according to a 2012 poll while 15 of the population believe that princess martha communicated with angels and dead people 47 7 thought that her practices had a negative effect on the royal family you know what at least she's interesting at least she's out there trying to communicate with the dead in what okay has the queen ever done that she's deceased yeah that's good example she did one thing to communicate with the dead she really yeah maybe we're went all in. She got out of there. She went all in. She died.

Is marrying a celebrity shaman better than being a princess of Sweden? No. Why can't they just date for a while and keep the name, keep the palaces? I thought it was Norway. Is it Sweden? I don't know. It's Norway. Norway.

Ballpark. You know what, though? That's kind of a good gig, assuming there's some good perks because you're off the radar. We don't know shit about it. Yeah. You can make a case that leaving the English-British royal family, that's an easier move because it's like no we have too much spotlight on us like it's too hard on my personal life

blah blah blah but if you're like in this like in a random European country you don't have like the spotlight at the British royal family

I think you just let it roll not abdicating yeah I'd rather be a prince of a you know a lesser known monarchy

I'm not turning down being a prince in england i'll do it if i need to sally divorces me and i got some like princess being like yo will want to come over here and like vibe out you gotta think that's not happening but i guess it could dude i don't know man princess eugenie Has been liking Scary's memes lately She hasn't Who? She just got married Eugenie? I don't know if that's

How you say her name Where's she from? England Oh Yeah I think it's actually Andrew's daughter Is she a baddie?

I will not date One of Prince Andrew's Daughters I'm gonna put that out there I don't want him As my future father-in-law Princess Eugenie There she is

Let's see Oh you're okay Okay She low-key a baddie. She low-key a baddie. She low-key a baddie. He notes that she low-key a baddie. Are you surprised as I am that Dylan likes The Crown this much?

Yes. I'm surprised I even like it. I don't even like watching these shows that take place 100 years ago. Now that it's current, relatively current, I like it a lot more. it's so well done i it's shocking how well done the show is dude crown dylan's dude alissa and i were watching it the other night together and we paused it and i just looked over and was like this is such a good scene this is so well acted i did the same thing recently it really is man like it it feels like you're back you're back in time i just i wish there were more battle scenes no why no no red weddings i missed the last princess margaret though she was a baddie uh the one in season five is... I'm thinking of Princess Anne.

I'm liking Princess Anne in season five, just FYI. Can we talk White Lotus on Wednesday? Can we start doing White Lotus Wednesdays? It's up to Dylan to see if he can make it through. Oh, that's weird. I'm actually caught up as well. I'm not. I didn't watch last night.

As I told you guys, I almost went deaf last night in one ear, and I had to go to bed early as I was very concerned about my well-being. It's a good episode. Can you imagine if a podcaster lost his hearing in his left ear? It's my favorite episode thus far. White Lotus Wednesdays is happening from here on out. We're going to give people time to catch up

and listen or watch so they can all enjoy the segment. That's going to go very viral. White Lotus Wednesday. White Lotus Wednesday. White Lotus Wednesday. All right, guys. It's been fun. Good Monday. Yep.

Long Monday. Real long. Get out of here. Bye. Thank you.