Circling Back - Real or Fake Cryptocurrencies & Messy New Orleans Lunches

Episode Date: August 9, 2021

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All right, we're back. This is the Circle and Back podcast presented by Vizzy Heart Seltzer, the only heart seltzer with vitamin C and superfruit acerola. My name's Will DeFriesen. To my left, David Carter-Roth. Man, before we hit record, we were having a nice conversation about the chain smokers, and it got me thinking, like, I wonder what they're doing right now. And then I really got to thinking, I was like, I bet they're somewhere chain smoking. You think they just can't put down cigarettes? You got to think that that's a possibility. They're using the end of one cigarette to light the beginning of a new cigarette.

It's like the Olympic torch. It never burns out. So one of them has to be smoking at all times for them to both live. They're just so committed to the bet that it's just a lifestyle at this point. Well, it's not only a lifestyle. It's the only way they can live. Also super unhealthy. It's the only way they can enjoy life.

Right. Do we want to play a quick clip of my interview with them just for old time's sake? Yeah, you crushed that interview. Damn it, there's no audio. Oh, man. You could probably reenact it right now. I'll be Billy or whatever, whichever one it is. Billy.

Billy the Chainsmoker. I'll be Carl Chainsmoker. I don't know if there is a Carl. Hey, what's up, guys? I'll say it. The Chainsmokers stink. Hey, guys. You just said that Roses is your favorite song ever.

I said it's my favorite song. The only song of theirs I do enjoy. They were fun at ACL. Dude, if a Chainsmokers song comes comes out you listen to it no i don't i'm gonna give it a lot i'm gonna give it a listen i don't know i can't i can't name anything they've released like three years of all people you should be a fan of the chain smokers because i chain smoke is that you're saying yeah i've had a cigarette in probably two years there's no year and a half how did you not have one sat? Since I started Dayton Bay, who's very against smoking.

Shouts to Bay. Red flag. I haven't even thought about cigarettes, honestly. But even before that, it had been a while. Yeah, they don't hit like they used to when you're drunk. It's boring. But guess what? Asked me about smoking after this weekend coming up,

and I can't promise you that I'm not going to have a cigarette. Dude, chill out. I'm just saying, dog. You you're so aggressive gets me new orleans just ripping heaters you're gonna you're gonna get halfway through one and be like yeah i shouldn't have bought this exactly this is stupid i'm gonna be disgusted by them yeah as i should be more on new orleans in a little bit oh buddy where does that season real world rank on your all-time rankings, Dave? That's up there with Chicago, San Diego, New Orleans. Austin wasn't that great. They were in the Vince Young Steakhouse, so yeah, it's kind of cool. That's where they were living?

Yes. Really? Yes. Vince Young Steakhouse? Uh-huh. But it wasn't a Vince Young Steakhouse when they were there. Correct. You knew Hawaii was going to be lit when Tex sprinted and jumped into the pool naked night one

Yeah He set the tone We got a wild boy on our hands now I didn't know he was loco like that You couldn't do that anymore these days You can't just go D out in the pool With a bunch of strangers Why?

I don't know, that's probably kind of aggressive. Fritz did it this weekend. You've got to live with these people. They don't want to see your piece right off the bat. Maybe they do. Fritz did it Saturday, dog. Well, he's a baby. I'm ready for my intro.

Hang on. I've got another thing about the chain smokers. Were you at the ACL show? No. I actually could hear it from my bedroom. Dude, that's cool. You have a sick location where you live. Wow. But I did not go to the have a sick location where you live. Wow.

But I'd not go to the show. I think I had a stomach bug. Wait, was Sally there? No. I was totally... No. Nobody was in town. I remember sitting alone thinking like, man, I kind of wish I was down there right now.

It sounds really awesome. That's a bummer to have the stomach bug and then be just having to listen to... That's how it goes dude you sound are you the third chain smoker billy i'm the chain broker wow okay blockchain yeah more on that later that's sick yeah you're the chain moster oh the chain moster. Oh, the chain moster himself. Hello. Dylan Shiver is in the building. Hey, I want to take this opportunity to gas up our friend Brett real quick. The bullet?

Brett, yeah. Brett Merriman. He's been a good, like, candid picture taker lately of friends. Something that you used to do, what you've never done for me you've done for dave a few times like you just take a pick it's like really good and post it whatever brett got one of you off on saturday night that was fantastic and one of me and bay okay i was like here's the deal here's the deal don't it's really hard to take a photo of you candidly for a few different reasons one is because you're constantly just asking me to

take photos of you like dude take a candid photo of me right now i don't that's not candid two if you see me with my phone out like you start adjusting like oh i would look i need to push my chest out a little bit i don't always look at you in your phone activity and then and then like third like i just know that if i do take a dope one of you you're just gonna veto it anyway and so what's the point of having it in my camera roll? That's not true, man. You've never even shown me a picture you've taken of me that was even close to being the level that you took of Dave. I took a really good one of you the other night when I was like, I don't know, 10 pearl snaps deep.

And I will say it did not turn out well. Okay. It's a little blurry. Brett got a great one. That's all I'm saying. He's doing a good job. I thought you were going to say he was doing an actual good job at his job or something. You're just complimenting the fact that –

I thought maybe you were going to say that he had a nice little meetup that he didn't need to have in Nashville with 10 backers. The one he took of you? By the way, did you see that Barry Rigby was in Nashville? I did. The one he took of you the other night? You've never looked harder in your life. I don't know.

I don't know about that. The under Quaker. Yes. Like the main attraction at the Dick Saloon. People didn't have me wearing a felt hat in the middle of summer out to a honky-tonk, but I'm built different. Your wife was also felted up. Yeah, we're built diffy.

Oh, that sounded bad. She was wearing a felt hat, not felted up. What's his problem? What are you doing? I don't know, man. Why do you always do this? Perv chair over here. Anyway.

Did you and Dave switch chairs for the day? He might have switched them. I wasn't looking. I don't know. Do you know how much work that would take to actually switch these? It's just the logistics of it. It'd just be a pain in the ass. It would take probably 40 seconds.

We'd just end up asking Randy to do it. Yeah. Like, hey, Randy, can you just move these, please? Happy podcast week, though. Oh, fuck. Is it podcast week? It is.

Ladies and gentlemen. That's not it. The week. Podcast week. Podcast week. Dude, we crushed that. Can we get some official biz out of the way? We've got a loaded episode today.

Please. First and foremost, go follow Circling Back Pod and Wash Media on all the Instagrams and Twitters out there. Just go do it. Leave a review and five-star rating. Can I read you guys a couple of reviews? Yep. Wet Jays and bounce passes. These fellas play basketball at such an elite level that bad people are trying to locate them.

I don't really know what that means. Bad people are trying to locate them. Don't totally understand it. Don't get it. I'm sick, though. Someone said, imagine pulling back the curtain to give an in-depth studio tour only to move to a new studio less than a week later. Truly nobody is doing this. We're on our new shit.

Sorry. That's a good point. I hope he didn't get attached. We're rolling stones. Damn. Someone said, Lifesavers. These guys keep me from falling asleep at the wheel after those graveyard UPS shifts. Shouts to all the UPS drivers out there.

They're the real ones, man. Shouts. I saw two UPS trucks the other day. I was at CVS Pharmacy, and I saw two UPS trucks parked in the parking lot of CVS Pharmacy, and they were going butt-to-butt. They were parked like... Human centipede? Yeah, like, immediate.

Like, hugged up against each other. I was like, there is something loco going on in these UPS trucks right now. That's not centipeded, man. It's reverse centipede. Centipede is ATM. That's tomorrow. Oh, that's what ATM means? Is that what ATM machines are named after?

Yeah. Weird. Have I been doing this the entire time? College ATM. Or Texas ATM. And College Station. I see what you're trying to do. That's a joke people have made.

I'm not the first. Maybe. I'm a long tradition of those jokes. If that guy's working the graveyard shift, I don't think he's driving. I think that dude's in the shit loading trucks. Oh. Dude, those trucks were just swapping packages, sounds like. Were we tracking packages?

They were swapping them. What was tracking packages? Wasn't that an old segment? We were talking about hot dudes, yeah. We did it like two weeks ago. We do it every Tuesday. We do it pretty often. Go also check out

youtube.com slash watchmedia. Like and subscribe, as Randy would tell you. There's also watchmedia.shop. Keep an eye out on some stuff coming soon. Patreon. We have our final

Bachelorette episode tomorrow. We also have voicemails dropping Thursday. If you haven't checked out Dylan's column, he dropped a little inside scoop column on Patreon last week

called Backer Insider. I still think we might need to workshop that name in a way, but like it still does hit. Backer Insider colon getting big. That's what it's called. Colon getting big. Backer Insider colon

is what you said. Getting big. So you're getting Backer Insider colon and you Colon getting big. Backer, insider, colon is what you said. Getting big. So you're getting back, insider, colon, and you're getting big. Getting big. What's wrong with you? What are you doing? You're disgusting. I'd like to continue doing the show.

I'm trying to get patrons on board. You're going to get canceled. What are you doing? Do you even know what you're doing? Are you that much of a genius? It's just cerebral. How long does it take you to type these columns out since you're kind of out of season when it comes to blogging

and you still hunt to pack? I'm not going to lie. It's ugly. Dylan sat right where he is last week finishing it, and we're over here. You can't see. We have a couch over here. We're over here having conversations about interns and future plans.

You're talking about dumb shit. We would bring stuff up, like Dylan would like look up and be like, wait, what? We'd have to re-explain everything. And if we had to ask him something, he'd be like, yeah, I missed that. Oh, sorry. I was so focused on typing out something

for our people, you know? Dude. I was putting my heart and soul into it. We have a business room for that. You should have isolated yourself. This is my desk. I'm at my desk right now. That's not your desk. We have a business room just that. You should have isolated yourself. This is my desk. I'm at my desk right now. That's not your desk. We have a business room just asking for you to do

biz in there. The biz factory. We have a conference room table. We've got two desks. That room is something. Shouts to Randy. Randy got his way. Here we are in here. Everybody's mad about it. All because of Randy.

Please direct all criticisms to Randy at WatchMedia.com. Can we recap this weekend of fun? Presented by Relief Band. Let's go. You know your boy Tom Tom gets down bad every once in a while? Whole squad got Tom Tom issues every once in a while. You're just built more different than me and Dave. Dave and I, we get down bad easily.

Sure. Sure. Yeah. You know what it is. I do. It's a tough time to beat Dave's stomach. I mean, everything. It can be anything from just like motion sickness, hangovers, anxiety. We don't struggle with pregnancy right now because we're all dudes.

That's true. We don't struggle with pregnancy right now because we're all dudes. That's true. We don't struggle with pregnancy right now. Yeah, but we do have people out there that are maybe feeling a little nauseous because of pregnancy. Pregnancy gets the ladies down bad at times. It's true. It happens. Y'all might be feeling nauseous right now on your commute. Those trains, subways, bumper-to-bumper traffic making you sick to your stomach.

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i don't know the reference. How have you not... Okay, I'm going to show you guys a video after and you're going to think it's just the dumbest thing in the world. It's going to be very underwhelming. Shut up.

Dylan, what did you do this weekend? Thank you for asking, Will. Friday night, very nice little quiet night in with Brittany and her daughter. We just kind of hung out. Had some dinner and had a little low-key night.

The next day, however, we celebrated Bae's birthday. We had a little birthday celebration at a friend's house. Cake, some fajitas, some drinks. How much were they to book? He doesn't know who Cake is. Come on. Were they expensive to book? Cake.

The only cake I know about is the one that Randy walks around with on his backside. Everything is cake. You know what I'm saying? Everything is cake. That's true, too. Randy's ass is going the distance. Always has been. It's going for speed.

So from there, we went to a place called Sagebrush in South Austin, which is a country dance hall, if you will. Yeah. Live band, dancing, drinks. The boys met up there. It was appreciative of that. It was a good time, man. A bunch of bass friends were there.

I actually had a lot of fun. I got a little intoxicated. It's true. It happened. A lot of shamed. It was fun, man. Thank got a little intoxicated. It's true. It happened. A lot of shame. It was fun, man. Thank you guys for coming out. Yeah, man.

We had to throw you a bone every once in a while. Sunday. Parks and I played soccer. We went to the park. No one had you playing soccer on their bingo card this weekend. I'm becoming a soccer dad, okay? The little guy likes soccer, so guess what? I like soccer now.

I call you the footy father. Dude, the ball is just glued to his foot, man. It's crazy. That seems like G-Sun Clark's over here. He looks like Messi out there. Are you actually gluing the ball to his foot? Yeah. That's going to be an issue

when he starts playing with other people. They should be kicking him. Do they still use the training device that attaches like, attaches to you and it has, like, a bungee cord and it's attached to the ball and you, like, juggle it? That was the dumbest shit I've ever seen. I don't know. Why did they do that?

I don't know. I don't think it did anything. Maybe it helps your hand eye. It just makes no sense to me. Hurts nobody. I mean, I did teach myself how to play tennis by just hitting it against a garage, so I guess I can't really talk too much smack against the ball retrieving.

Did you ever play buns up growing up? We called it wall ball. I don't think so. Wow, what was it? It was a game you play against a garage or a wall of sorts with a tennis ball, and you're basically just throwing it at each other. I forgot what happens to make you go up to the wall, but at some point you've got to go put your hands up on the wall

and someone's just going to take a free shot at you. It's almost like a firing squad. Yeah. No. The stakes aren't as high, though. We took out all the minutia and just threw balls directly at our crotches. Did you see that we did that this morning and Randy landed that whistling vortex directly on my tip.

I mean, yeah. I mean, luckily for me, like, it was there. It protected the other parts. But good shot, Randy. Hey, I tip my cap to you. Don't say tip your cap. Very cool. That's the sound of a cap tipping.

Say, I'm going to curtsy. He's capping right now? He's capping Did you do anything else cool this weekend at all? Dude, no, I'm finished with my weekend He started his weekend in fun off with We had dinner Yeah, cool dude I also

You ate a meal I also had a meal of food What did you do, Dave? Well, Friday I had breakfast Lunch I had breakfast, lunch. I had a snack. Also a dinner. No, I didn't do anything Friday.

We did coffee Friday. That's actually the official kickoff. True. You were here. Randy wasn't. Big true. Sorry, I didn't miss him. Randy ghosted on coffee Friday.

We talked shop a little bit. Yeah, we did. We talked shop a little bit. We did. We talked about moving the studio back into the other office. We almost did it, but Randy wasn't here. But we were like, ah, too tired. Would Randy quit if we just started moving everything back? Do you think we could disassemble and reassemble all of this stuff in that office if we had to? No.

If this was an escape room and the only way we could escape was by reassembling the studio in the other office, we would die in here. Honestly, Randy's job is so secure because he knows that if we let him go, this stuff would be just stuck here forever. We wouldn't move anything. It's the Micah Grandex method. Yeah, Randy's a genius.

Don't let anyone else know how to do the podcast stuff, so you're not dispensable. Randy heard the footsteps of the interns behind him, and he was like, all right, we got to get this new studio up. We got to start unplugging shit. Let's get wires everywhere in here.

Yeah. The interns were like, no, we could probably get rid of some of these wires. And Randy was like, no, no, no. The more wires,

the better. We need to rattle these guys. You understand, these guys are in their 30s and they're idiots. They'll never figure it out. Yeah. Dylan can't even fucking sign a PDF.

You think he's not going to unplug any of these cords. Get absolutely lost in the sauce. The thought of having to take those wires and roll them up. There's so many wires. We're taking pictures with our phones. We're like, no, I think this plug goes to this light, and then we'll go over here. It's just going to be ugly.

We even got zip ties, which apparently they don't have on Frontier flights. Because they apparently do train their flight attendants into how to apprehend someone with duct tape. I heard from a listener. I would have sat on him. I feel like that brings in too many. Hey, can I gas you up real quick? Yeah, please. I think Dave had the fit of the birthday.

What? What did I wear? Dave came through absolutely dripping. You didn't see my shit? Dude, Dave paired a very nice linen short-sleeve button-down, and he did it with cowboy boots, and he did it so seamlessly that it honestly made me want to maybe consider getting some boots. The best thing was, like, the boots had no fur.

That's crazy. And that's risky to do. That's courageous to step out with no fur. Is it? What's more taboo? Stepping out with boots with the fur midsummer

or a felt hat midsummer? Wow. That's what people are wondering. I don't know. Dave keeps revealing these new linen button downs. He just went and he just loaded up at Nordy. He's not even telling us about them.

No. He's just wearing them out. He's just hitting us with them. Dave got a new button. I'm going to do a little pro tip. This is free game. Banana Republic. Very affordable.

Very good shirts. Dude. Banana's back. I'll say it. I haven't been to Banana in like 15 years. And then I stumbled in there. Not really stumbled. I wouldn't say I've ever been.

Yeah, how drunk were you? I was blacked out. Were you playing Banana Republic? Sometimes I just get hammered and go to the mall. He gets drunken by the linen. You were at P.F. Chang's just tipping back a few Mai Tais? I went a little loco at E-Bar. Only true Nordic fans will know that.

Don't do XTC. Don't do XTC at Nordstrom. Yeah, I didn't really do much all weekend. I got up early to watch Slovenia Friday morning. Or is that Thursday morning? It doesn't matter. Shout out to my Slovenians out there. Yesterday was the day, though.

Yesterday was the day for me. I had a fun time seeing everybody out Saturday night. I woke up. I was like, I've got to do something productive. So I ran some errands. I got a haircut. No one's doing a Sunday haircut. No.

When you told me that you got a haircut on Sunday, I thought that was a psychotic move. Especially a Sunday where you were hungover from a birthday party. To get the young lady who does my hair, she's very booked up. So I had to take an off time. It's looking good. Thanks, man. She's doing some nice work up there. I'm showing it off.

She did okay. Shout out to Birds. It's a fine cut. Went from there. parlayed that into an ace hardware trip the one over in westlake it's like a weird combo place it's over by marie's very good spot uh got some stuff for the yard went home pulled out the battery-powered lawnmower did a little mow on the side yard then mowed the backyard pop top did you do any rock the bucket hat brought out the edger a little bit difficult to use i'm not comfortable with it but i tried it out the first time i was tasked with uh doing that i completely took a gigantic chunk out of where i was supposed to be doing it and i got absolutely roasted by everyone that i was well

dude i i my neighbors were probably roasting me because i i was not prepared i just flipped it over to the weed whacker attachment and i just went and just was whacking weeds so you were edging and whacking yeah big weekend big sunday for the all on the weed calm down pop top felt great man felt really good picked up fajitas for my mother-in-law and my wife. She's also my mommy. I'm sorry. Delete that. I'll just forget. No, you don't have to.

Yeah, so she's staying with us. Alyssa's back in school this week. So, yeah, good times. Very cool, man. Oh, shit, school starts? I just made fun of Dylan's weekend, and mine wasn't. Mine was basically the same thing. Yours was very mid.

Water the yard, too. God, it feels good to water the yard. That sounds so fun. You guys want to know what I did? I went certified loco on him. You all catch this new Ted Lasso episode? I've only watched the first one of the new season. Pound for pound, this most recent Ted Lasso episode might have been the best one yet.

Your boy was misty. Damn, dude. Last ten minutes, I was crying like three boy was misty. Damn, dude. Last ten minutes, I was crying like three different times. I was like, dude, what's going on? Ted will get you in the feels, man. I did nothing but catch up on television on Friday night, and I have to say, it was absolutely wonderful. We got some pizza, went to my old stomping grounds, got some Fantasma up in there, some thin crust boys with some cured meats on it. Are you kidding?

We had some za too. Big pizza energy from your boy. Stop. Big pizza energy from your boy. Stop. Big pizza energy. What does that mean? That's such a stupid thing to say. That just means you picked up pizza. Take that back.

I ate six pieces. You don't have big pizza energy just because you had pizza for dinner. Dude, I ate six pieces. It's more like three though because it's so thin. So you're saying you ate the pizza? I ate the pizza. I did eat an entire pizza all myself, not to brag. And then Saturday, you know what it is.

I got a little swim, got a little sun in, and then I decided to go to Bay's birthday. Went off. Let's go. Where did you swim? At Sally's sister's, or I guess my sister-in-law and brother-in-law's pool. Oh, okay. We brought the little man over there, and we let him tool around there for a bit. And, yeah, it was a movie.

And then Sundayay i did something no one's doing on sunday you guys ready for this i had thai barbecue fajitas for dinner last night at hula hut i didn't air fry them i went to a restaurant and i had thai barbecue yeah people thought i was at wilmots last night i wasn't wilmots i went to hula hut to the hula restaurant the tex-mex hawaiian food, Thai food fusion place next to my place. I did not know it was fusion Thai. Oh, yeah. You can get your normal Shiner Bak, grilled fajitas, or you can go with the Thai barbecue fajitas, or you can get Polynesian style.

Absolutely crazy. I'm just not going to go there, I think. Why? You don't like the idea that my fajitas didn't take salsa on top of them, but they were served with some sort of brown sauce? I'm not particularly into that, no. Was it a peanut sauce? I think it might have been.

There were two different ones. One of them was definitely a peanut sauce, but as you guys know, I struggle with identifying flavors, and so it was difficult for me to know what the other one was. This dude's bad at flavors. I'm not good at it. I don't identify flavors well. Or scents, for that matter.

Yeah, only dollars. My colors are your flavors. Mm-hmm. I'm starting to think I might be colorblind, because I have a pair of shorts that we'll talk about in just a few minutes here. You're flavorblind. And I can't tell what color they are. Don't ask me.

You need to go to Flavortown. Do you think he would have me? Got the Eddie. We have J-Bone. J-Bone should do every Formula Bone me? Guy Fieri. We have J-Bone. J-Bone should do every Formula Bone update as Guy Fieri. He twitched from Warzone dressed as Guy Fieri, and he crushed it. He kept dropping it at the diner. That's good.

Yeah. That's good. That's a funny bit. I drop at the bank. No, you're appropriating our mutual friend's strategy. No, dude, I only drop at the bank. That's where everything is. Can't believe you guys are still playing Warzone with all the cheating going on out there.

Dude, I can't either, honestly. It's not even fun. What's y'all's deal? We're just getting slayed, man. I mean, literally, I haven't had— They're just murdering us. It's infuriating. It's a slaughterhouse.

Dude, I think FIFA 22's coming out soon. I think you guys might need to hop on board. We're just sitting ducks out there, man. It's ugly. Should we all bring our PlayStations to New Orleans? Should we bring our systems to New Orleans so we can play at night? I don't think so, man. We don't have to.

Ooh, we can link up with the Ethernet and do Halo. That's fine with me. That's fine with me. Dylan, have you ever played in a Halo tournament? I think you know the answer to and do Halo. That's fine with me. That's fine with me. Dylan, have you ever played in a Halo tournament? I think you know the answer to that, David. I really don't as much as you game these days. I've never played Halo. Okay.

What? You've never driven a Warthog around? You've never driven a Warthog around and just gone crazy on fools? I've never played Halo. Before I bought my PS4 to dabble in Warzone, I went like 15 years without playing video games. That's just facts.

You know, technically, Golden Tee is a video game. Okay, fair. I'll call it an arcade game, though. It's a bar game. I wasn't on the sticks. I'll just put it that way. You were on the ball? I was on the track ball, we call it.

T-ball. I call it the T-ball. Well, that's different. It's still a tragedy that we don't have one in here. There's got to be a corner we could just nestle that thing into. They're not cheap, but I would love to have one. They should send us one for free, and you could just play on it because you're good enough to where you could be like a TikTok golden tee guy.

I wonder what happened to the one that was at the old Grand X office. I bet they just sold it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Was it ever at the new office? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You're right, it was. We just didn't touch it.

I forgot about that. No, I played on it. You could have saved the company had you been more serious about your golden tea career. Way to go. So earn a bunch of money and just give it all to Grand X, you're saying? Don't think so, pal. They could use an Instagram account right now.

What do you mean? What happened? What happened? Nothing. Dave, don't you have a special announcement for us? Yeah, I don't even know if I want to do it anymore because I just feel like y'all aren't ready for what I'm about to say. I've never been more ready.

Are you doing drone strikes with takes? No, this is just big facts. I recently, as you guys know, I watched the first four Fast and Furious movies after never seeing a single second of a single one of them. And unfortunately, I have not finished the series but i will i did take it upon myself over the weekend to start up something else i had never seen before it's not gone in 60 seconds what are you doing but i was ready to volume shoot lines from gone in 60 secondss. I am now officially six movies in to the Harry Potter series for the first time.

And let me tell you, I'm loving it. Hold on. You're six in? How many are there? Eight, I think. The last one is split into two. The last book was split into two movies. When did you start this?

You're already six in? i started i started watching there are eight movies yeah do i need to watch these so i'll admit i i started watching these years ago i've never i've read half of the first book uh i had my buddy summarize it for me so I could finish my book report on it in eighth grade. Your buddy Cliff? No. It's a lengthy book. No, the first one's easy. It's like 200 pages.

And then I decided I don't like reading, so I decided not to read. And then I decided to start watching the movies because Sally has read the books numerous times. She loves the movies. And it's been our rainy day or kind of like, you know, cold day outside. Let's hunker down for the day. And I've only made it about, I think I'm on number five at this point. I had to stop one of them. I think number four I didn't like, so I turned it off.

Was that the Goblet of Fire? It's the one where they have a tournament. Oh, I like that one. I didn't fuck with that one, so I left. So I'm enjoying all of them. What everybody told me going in was like, oh, dude, the first couple, you may not really be that into because they're really young

and it's just not as exciting. And they were right about that, but I still enjoyed them. But now I'm getting into like, shit's getting serious. We've got some major, major bad actors getting involved and I'm loving it. No, Dylan, if you thought Game of Thrones was fun,

if you enjoyed that whole, you'll like this. I know it's not, it's probably a bad comparison, but like, as far as dispelling belief and like magic and whatnot. I can't believe I never got into these at an earlier age. Dude, they're lit. They're fun. Like lit. All right. The characters are really good.

All right. Yeah, I may. All right. All right. The characters are really good. All right. Yeah. I may. I may get in there one day. There's too many pop culture references out there about the series that I've been having to just be like, oh, yeah. They're obviously very widely beloved and highly thought of. Our old coworker, Rachel, I think did.

I think she has a tattoo. Did she do her wedding? Commemorating. No, she didn't do. She did. She's done some. Her wedding was on Halloween. Right. She definitely she didn't do it. She did. She's done some. Her wedding was on Halloween. Right.

She definitely did something with Harry Potter. She loved Harry Potter. She read Harry Potter to her husband. Aloud. I'm sorry? And once Sally heard that, Sally was like, can I do that for you since you haven't read any of them? And I was like, absolutely not. Wait, the entire book?

Books. The entire series. She read them aloud to him? Yeah. Holy cow. I don't know if I could sit there. That's a lot of talking. They might, like, I'm not capping right now.

Like, they must really love each other in order to, like, sit down for that much time of just reading. I'd be on my phone and shit. If Bae was like, I'm going to read these books to you, like, you know, you just don't have to do that. Dude, I read, like, four pages of The Velveteen Rabbit last night to Fritz, and I was like, I'm tired of reading out loud right now. Yeah. It's a lot. I hear you.

I am goaded at reading children's books, though. If I've learned anything, it's that doing ad reads and stuff has made me so much better at reading books to my child than I ever anticipated. Really? I almost threw a perfect game the other night when I was reading a book to him. Almost. Didn't do it. Damn.

Green Eggs and Ham is a tough one, but I went deep. They let me finish out. Dr. Seuss. Mm-hmm. game the other night when i was reading a book to him almost didn't do it damn green eggs and ham is a tough one but i went i went deep they let me finish out dr seuss didn't he get canceled recently yeah fritz doesn't know that so i'm gonna keep reading him green eggs and ham i'm not a big dr seuss guy myself i'm not sure what he did i've been getting hella books off lately that's sick man thank you that's real sick well dave i'm happy for you that sounds pretty cool man i'm surprised i feel like you would i was expecting more pushback that's because he's a hard-o if i were to make fun of harry potter right now i'd be probably insulting a lot of people i just don't want to do that i don't know anything about it so i don't i'm not into like wizardry and magic and shit like i'm not but um you could anyone who's like into game of thrones but like

talks down on harry potter or lord of the for that matter, talks down on it for like that. You know, all the magic nerdy stuff you could talk. That's what took me so long to get into Game of Thrones. Sure. Sure. But I ended up enjoying it until the final season. Dave, who's your favorite character? Ooh.

Tough one. Man, I'm just really digging Draco's vibes. Really? You're a Malfoy guy, huh? No, I like... Who's the giant dude who has the animals? Hagrid. I like him a lot.

Hagrid. Hagrid. He's just a... No spoilers. He's just a fun dude. Aren't you a big Dobby guy? Which one's Dobby? Dude, you like Dobby. Is that his brother? No, Dobby's's just a fun dude. Aren't you a big Dobby guy? Which one's Dobby? Dude, you like Dobby.

Is that his brother? No, Dobby's the little gremlin dude. No, I don't. I'm not. He's the Jar Jar Binks of the Harry Potter universe. What is that? Yeah, what's the deal with that? Like, chill out, Dobby.

It's the same thing. Like, why are you guys doing that? I can tell Dylan's already out. Mm-hmm. Dude, I'm a big Snape guy. What's he up to all the time? What's he up to all the time? Gardner Snape.

Gardner Snape Dave. Hello. Harry Potter. Dude, I think my favorite character might be Harry Potter. That's how he talks. That's such a mid... It's not Harry Potter. No, I'm a big Ron Weasley guy

anything else for your announcement? no that's pretty much it thanks for tuning in are we going to recap all these movies? no the recap pod might be that might be tough

are we just absolutely not capping right now? people like stream room we could stream room it bring that back can we talk about is this a new sponsor alert or have I just not been here for this? Stream room. We could stream room it. Bring that back. Can we talk about it?

Is this a new sponsor alert, or have I just not been here for this? Because this might be a sponsor that I'm very excited for. I think we've done one. I'm not going to lie. Spent most of yesterday. New sponsor. Spent most of yesterday wearing all these clothes. New sponsor alert.

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And as of late, I got some new workout gear in the mail. Very happy about it. It's from a little company you like to call 10,000. 10,000. They are heavy on Instagram. I've been wearing their 7-inch interval shorts with the liner. You know I like a liner. I like a good liner.

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Yeah. I asked him for a tip because I know he wore this stuff, and he was just not happy with the fact that we were getting them for free. Maybe we'll toss him a promo code. Their stuff is so great, from the shorts to the shirts, that I'm just going to start using our promo code to buy these myself. I've done that a few times with codes from our sponsors and i will be doing that with them as well well these have a free shipping free returns and a lifetime guarantee 10 000 offering our listeners 15 off your purchase go to 10 000.cc and enter circling to receive 15 off your purchase that's 10 000.cc and enter promo code circling for 15% off your purchase. Spell it out.

T-E-N-T-H-O-U-S-A-N-D.cc. You guys ready for a little seggy? A little seggy I put together for the boys? I didn't tell you guys I was doing this until this morning. Real or fake is back. Oh, boy. You know what we're doing today? On a Monday. You know what we're doing today?

Is it more pre-workouts? It's not more pre-workouts Sorry Dylan, you guys hear I went viral Sorry Dylan, your time's over Hey, time's up What's this one then? Cryptocurrencies It's kind of amazing we haven't done this already

When I talked to Dave this morning in the studio We were both kind of saying it's kind of surprising We never did this in the first place yeah there are a lot of a lot of cryptocurrencies out there some of which are uh i'm actually going to check on mine right now in real time real time crypto i'm going to tell you i have i have um increased my exposure to certain cryptocurrencies guys not financial advice wow Wow. Your exposure has just been increased. Wow. I'm not going to lie. I'm very nervous for this one.

Mainly because I'm sitting next to Dave right now, which I've never done before. I'm worried he's going to be looking at my screen. He's a cheaty boy sometimes. He's a cheaty boy. Cheaty boy. Why are you always cheating? I'm not going to look at your screen. I'm not even going to look at Twitter.

Can you guys think, outside of ComRocket, can you guys think of any ridiculously named cryptocurrencies that come to mind? I mean, Dogecoin is pretty ridiculously named. Dogecoin is ridiculous. But it's very common at this point. I don't have either Comrocket or Dogecoin on here. Is there anything else that comes to mind that I can remove from my list before we get into it? No. Stiffy coin? I don't know if there's a Stiffy coin. Okay.

I mean, we can just hop right in. I can just start naming these things and see if you guys can get them. How many you got on there? A lot. Okay. A lot. Turns out there are way too many ridiculously named ones. What was your source?

I think Coinbase. Okay. Like, I just went, and I sorted by market capital, and I went about 1,200 deep. Market cap? Yeah. You were capping? Yeah, I was kind of capping this morning with the markets. Okay.

That's what I do. All right. Let's go. All right, let's go. All right, these, my friends, are the real or fake cryptocurrencies. Our first one, Theta. Theta. That's real. Dylan's got some diamond hands with a bunch of Theta.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, no, stop. Theta's got to be real. Dylan is increasing his exposure as we speak that is real it's the highest one on here when it comes to market cap at 6.76 billion dollars yeah man

they're gonna get more difficult from this point on before we go forward can y'all explain what market cap means no dude we don't have time yeah I get into it, but really, let's just make this up. Yeah, we just don't have time.

Yeah. The next one. Sharticle. Spelled S-H-A-R-T-I-C-L. Sharticle. Sharticle. Okay, the fact that you spelled it that way leads me to believe it's real

or else you'd be trying really hard to, like, throw us off. It's like a, you know, catchy, clever way of... Sharticle. Real. Sharticle. I believe that sharticle is a real coin. Sharticle is fake. Fuck.

I will say, there are so many of these that, like, some of these could be real and it wouldn't even blow my mind. It's called a shit coin, Dylan. Mm-hmm. Our next one. Familiar with the term, yeah. Loudency. Loudency.

I hate it. Are you trying to cop that boom in loudency? I'm, like, short-circuiting now trying to, like, think about what went into the name of this. Loudency. That's got to be real because there's no way your brain put that together. Loudency is real. Loudency is also fake. Why did you think of that?

What is wrong with you? Because I was trying to think of something with booming loud and then I started looking at other stuff and I was like, I can't just call it booming loud. They're going to know that's fake.

And so I was like, all right, what sounds like something like currency, booming loud, loudency? Maybe boom and loud should be a real one. I mean, maybe we should make our own. Whichever one we like the most out of the fake ones, we can use to make our own.

Cole Campbell is going to see India. He's going to be very upset. Our next one, pancake swap. Ooh. Pancake swap. I'm pretty sure I've seen this one. I think it's real. I should probably keep that to myself.'ve seen this one. I think it's real. I should probably keep that to myself.

Thank you, Dylan. I think it's real. Pancake swap. You're swapping pancakes. I mean. Pancake swap. That's got to be real. Sally went out the other day to pick up our breakfast that we ordered. We ordered some breakfast tacos from a place you guys might know called Texas Honey Ham. And she returned

with a giant container of chocolate chip pancakes. I was like, no one's buying that. I don't eat chocolate in my pancakes. I'll say it. I like blueberries. Blueberry pancakes. I'll do bananas as well. Yeah, bananas go hard. Chocolate. A little brown

sugar in that batter if you're trying to get really crazy. Too sweet. Dylan, did you hear what I said? Yeah, but it's too sweet. Okay, pancake swap is a real cryptocurrency. $3.85 billion in the market. $3.80 billion. Yeah. Interesting.

You're invested in some swaps. Uh-huh. Got any swaps? Next one. Chili's. Spelled C-H-I-L-I-Z. Oh, gosh. That's a stupid one.

Chili's. Fake. Oh, gosh. That's a stupid one. Chili's. Fake. Oh, man. Fake. Make me want to go up to 45th and Lamar, if you know what I mean. If you know, you know, Randy. Only Austin residents will understand that reference. Baby.

I just want somebody who doesn't know how to make my drink. There's a Chili's there. It's not that hard, really. Hey, how's the martini? I'd love that, dude. I would hire him on the spot if we had a place for him. Grind boy. You know who I'm going to do a job with that day.

He cared about his craft. Like, dude, I've never made one. I want to know if I did it right. That dude cared. Chili's is fake. Chili's is real at $1.89 billion. Oh, my gosh. Our next one.

Did you get that right? No. You guys are struggling, except for Pancake Swap, because Dylan knew it. Do you own any Pancake Swap? Not yet. You should. Our next one,unk token okay what crunk's a word you don't hear much anymore i love crunk crunk dude i was i was sipping crunk juice the other night crunk was uh lit before crunk walks the liquid run crunk was a lifestyle.

I don't know why. Dude, that shit's crunk. I kind of forgot about the word crunk. Crunk's great. Crunk was like something that people were talking about all the time. Like, dude, that was crunk. Let's bring Crunk Brett back. Dude, like 2005, 2006 was just the golden era of crunk.

Dude, we got so crunk back in the day. I almost had to check myself into rehab for crunk juice. Just being too crunk. I could not stop drinking crunk juice. Damn. It was a problem. I'm better now. Are you trading crunk token or what?

Crunk token. Turnt is like a predecessor. No, it came after. They're like the same word. They mean different things. A little bit. They're not at all like the same word. Crunk token.

Kind of. Okay. I believe this has got to be fake. No one's out there trading crunk token. It's real. It's fake. I really want crunk token to be real, though. I like it a lot.

I've gotten like one right, I think. I know, and you probably have the most leverage in crypto right now. It's because I'm looking at Will's screen. Are you guys ready for our next one? Uh-huh. Alpha. I'm very sorry. Alpha sneeze.

No, it's called Alpha Finance Lab. Oh, that's sick. That's what we need to call that little office over there. The Alpha Finance Lab? Alpha Finance Lab. need to call that little office over there. The Alpha Finance Lab? Alpha Finance Lab. Actually, motion to name that the Alpha Finance Lab. That's real. Shout out to the listener who went up to the dude and said,

hey, are you in finance at our meetup? Alpha Finance Lab. And this is not a pop punk band. No, that would be good, though. It's real. That's though. It's real. That's real. It's real. $328 million market cap.

What is each little coin called? Like a labby? Hard to say. I think they're called fratties. You know how, like, cummies are cum rockets? Yeah, I think they're called fratties, though. Oh, that's sick. Very tight.

Yeah. Our next one, Ligmata. I've seen that movie. It next one, Ligmata. I've seen that movie. It's scary. Ligmata. Randy. Isn't that where you kiss your boy's hand and it starts pleading? What?

What? Ligma? Okay. Randy just gave me the most half-hearted thumbs up. This is fake, and I say that because Will has been into the word Ligma lately. What are you talking about, dog? I haven't said anything about Ligma lately. He likes to set up a Ligma balls joke with the Ligma.

The Ligma variant is something we really need to be worried about. And so for that reason, it's fake. Dave? Ligmata? Ligmata is fake. There is no Ligmata coin. Ligmata is fake. Yes. Ligmata coin Ligmata is fake Yes

Our next one Smooth love potion Okay Ooh is this one of Snape's? Okay Okay Chill out We're not doing Harry Potter references

Dude you're watching Harry Potter Real Smooth love potion That's how it goes Smooth love potion Real. Smooth Love Potion. That's how it goes. Smooth Love Potion. JB is heavily leveraged in Smooth Love Potion. This sounds like a bad cover band. Like, they'll play your wedding for, like, Peanuts.

Just for, like, an open bar. You don't even get to choose the songs because they don't have enough to fill out, like, more than one set. They have eight songs. Love Potion number nine smooth love potion smooth love potion that's real 177 million dollars market cap which we all know what that means yeah like for a cryptocurrency like bitcoin market capitalization or market cap i believe it's like the total value of all the coins that have been mined. So like in crypto, market cap is calculated by multiplying the total number of coins that have been mined by the price of a single coin at any given time. That's how I learned it.

That's what I was going to say too. But some of them have no cap. George coin has no cap. True. No cap. I bet you didn't know that. They're not capping. You can mine an infinite amount.

You guys ready for the next one it's like an alligator that just keeps growing yes a lot of people make that comparison yes our next one is sport and leisure oh i fuck with this sport and leisure what are you typing right now what are you hunting and pecking i'm looking i'm looking to make sure i was right about Dogecoin before somebody jumps down the fucking road. That is not capping. It's too late. They're not going to wait and let's see if you got it right. Yeah, they already think we're stupid.

They're already writing an angry tweet. The Wall Street bets guys are already getting ready to roast us. Sports and leisure. Sport and leisure. Okay, this sounds a little bit elitist. Sport and leisure. This is fake. This is a bit elitist sport and leisure this is this is fake this is a will to freeze special this is fake it's real 126.88 million i'm not so bad at this game i'm not gonna lie like if you said like what's the most willed cryptocurrency it'd probably

be sport and leisure you love sports i'd like leisure even more it's just sport in the singular it's just so like hoity sport oh hello hoity. Sport. Oh, hello, sport. Are you being leisurely right now? It's like a good match of Quidditch. Yeah. You got to stop. Harry Potter day. People play that IRL.

Davey Potter. Now, people that play Quidditch IRL, I don't think Harry Potter's for nerds, but playing Quidditch in real life is for nerds. I'm sorry. Will said it, so I didn't have to. How could you even play it if you can't fly? They run instead. Yeah, they just run. You guys ready for the next one?

There are organized leagues and shit. Okay, go ahead, Will. Our next one. Catch me in one very soon. Smockchain. Smockchain. Smockchain.ock chain Smock chain I would love nothing more Than a smock chain You missed Trill Ballin so much I think you came up with it because of him

And for that reason I think it's fake You think I just missed Trill so much Yes That is what I think Same, that's fake That's gotta be fake Yeah, it's fake Smock chain

Our next one All caps spelled with a Z. Deals. Deals. All caps. It's all capping. All caps deals? Mm-hmm.

What? What a stupid name. It's so stupid it has to be real. Deals. I'm going to say this is fake. It's fake. Sorry, Dylan. You were so pathetic. I'm awful at this game. Our is fake it's fake sorry dylan you're so pathetic i'm awful at this game our next i'm surprised because like normally you're not but wow

our next one is called cream finance or shortened just to cream dave's about to be highly leveraged in cream if this is real where the peach is at uh-huh who's saying that peaches at? Who sang that? Peaches and Cream went hard. 112? Peaches and Cream. If I remember that music video correctly, it was really, really good. Peaches and Cream. I think it was just at a pool. What's it called again?

Cream Finance. But for short, they call it Cream. It's fake. No, this is real. There's no Cream Finance. Cash rules everything around me. True, David. You guys see they just sold that Wu-Tang record?

Yeah, who bought it? They haven't released it yet, but there is a scenario where whoever buys it can release it for free, but there is a clause in the contract regarding purchasing it that you cannot distribute it and profit off of it. What gets released first, the Wu-Tang private album or Donda? Why is this album

so secretive? Because they worked for six years on it, and it's kind of a statement towards art. I bet you it's trash. Yeah, it's probably not that good. I have no idea. I don't know. Is Cream real or fake?

It's fake. I said real. It's real. $126 million. I'm betting. I normally don't take Dylan out to the woodshed like this. Dude, he's getting killed right now. I'm betting like $1.80.

You want to throw him a towel? I think you might be able to get this next one. Protect the fighter. You might be able to get this next one. Edgeware. Anywhere, really. You look for all the horny ones. Cream, edge.

These are out there, Dylan. Edgeware is fake. Edgeware. Edgeware. It's like DeMarcusware. Yeah. I think you just try to get so horny with it. You went too horny.

When he comes off that edge, you're in trouble. I bought horny too high. Yeah. You think it's going to tank? Yes. Edgeware is fake. Edgeware is real. Edgeware is real.

36.7 million. Stop the fight. No moss. Our next one, Mr. Big Stuff. Mr. Big Stuff. Mr. Big Stuff. No one's buying Mr. Big Stuff. Who do you think you are?

Is this just people who have a lot of time on their hands because they've made a ton of money in crypto and they sold it and they're just like, I'm going to start a coin and just name it something just absurd. Yes. And I think we should do the same. I don't know how to do it. We just need the first part. We need to just get really rich doing crypto. Mr. Big Stuff. Go ahead, Dave Dave you pick first

MBS this is real fake fake let's go oh he's coming back let's go we have

seven more you guys ready for this one yeah Dracula token mmm ooh ooh spooky I want your diamond hands Spookin'. Mmm. Ooh. Ooh, spooky.

I want your diamond hands. That was like a German Dracula. Where does Dracula come from? Transylvania. That's got to be hella close. Pennsylvania. Isn't that pretty close to Germany? He's from cool country.

He speaks English. I want... I want to suck your... A few miles outside of Pittsburgh. We've lost a lot of our manufacturing jobs. It's fake because I think you're just... Your mind is on spooky season, so you came up with it. Mine's always on spooky season.

Yeah, I mean, if your mind isn't always on spooky season, I don't know what you're doing. Patreon.com slash Struggling Back Podcast. It's fake. I want to say real it's real $28.2 million wow all that work you made up

all that ground you clawed back in and I just you had your hand on the top of the cliff and I just stomped your hand and you're back down yep

village is falling we're just watching him we're just watching him go tumbling to my death he's dead tumble coin over here alright I don't know if you guys

are ready for the next one it's like like Dumbledore in that one scene you ready for the next one he knows fedora coin shut up no fedora coin it's fake as much as i would love for it to be real. I'll tell you right now, if it's real, I am buying Fedora coin. Because that is amazing. Fedora coin. I'm saying real.

Well, I got news for you. Fedora coin is real. Let's go. I don't know how. When I saw Fedora coin on there, I was like, this is perfect. Why is this a thing? How many Fedoras am I buying today? I don't know.

10.4 million market cap. I'm going to look up how to buy Fedora coin. Yeah, we need Fedora coin. We need to be up how to buy Fedora coin. Yeah, we need Fedora coin. We need to be highly leveraged in Fedora coin. Our next one, it's... Oh, no. What? Can you not buy it right now?

It just looks... Is it sketch? It looks like... Anytime, like, the things getting served to me are, like, the safest places to buy Fedora coin, it makes me, like... It's a red flag for me. I think in order to get it, you actually have to go to Rome, and you have to buy one from, like, a random shop because everyone else has it you have

to buy one from the gas station on the way to the airport and then you have to take pictures of yourself with your fedora coin all over the place and tell people that it's not actually fedora coin of course this is a reference to dylan yeah they have panama hat coin as well? I don't know if they do, but I haven't researched that hard yet. Our next one, Ruff. R-U-F-F. What? That's my last name. Ruff Ruff, bitch.

It is your last name, isn't it? Dog. Dog. Dog. Dylan Chivry, dog. I'm going to say that's real. It's just Ruff, not Ruff coin, not Ruff. R-U-F-ry, dog. I'm going to say that's real. It's just rough, not rough coin, not rough. R-U-F-F, David.

It's real. It's real. 9.6 million. You need to buy some rough. How do you not own some? You need to buy some rough right now. How do you know I'm not? Are you a rough rider?

How do you know I'm not just swimming in it? Buy some roughies, dog. Ruffies? Is that what they call them? I don't know. I call them ruffles. Maybe. Better than roofies. Can't call them that. I'm about toies, dog. Ruffies? Is that what they call them? I don't know. I call them Ruffles. Maybe. Better than Ruffies.

Can't call them that. I'm about to pee my pants. Do it, dude. Wow. This guy's always interrupting the podcast to go pee. All right. We have four more. Can you get through the next four, Dylan?

Yeah. Before you go take a tinky break? I think he's trying to. He's like building in excuses for his performance. That's fine. Our next one, Bitch Dollar. Shut the fuck up. next one, Bitch Dollar. Shut the fuck up. Bitch Dollar.

Bitch Dollar. There's no way Bitch Dollar is real. So for that reason, I'm saying real because I've been so wrong. Bitch Dollar is fake. This is from the mind of Will DeVries. Bitch Dollar is fake. Oh!

I wish it was real. That was one of my favorite ones I came up with. Bitch Dollar. We have Young Boys Fan Token. Oh. Young Boys Fan Token. Oh. Young Boys Fan Token. That sounds bad. What part?

The Young Boys part? Is Young spelled traditional spelling or is it Y-U-N-G? Y-U-N-G. Okay. Boys. It's not Young Boys. Fan Token. Like fans of uh psychiatry

just disciples of carl carl jung or young i'm sorry i was a minor for a little bit before i changed it um that's free game young boys fan club wait what young boys fan club young boys fan token i hope it's fake it sounds it sounds I'm going to say fake just because I feel like if it is real, then there could be a cancellation down the road, and I don't want to be a part of it. No one's buying that. It is real. Oh, no.

But let me explain. I believe that there's a soccer team called the Young Boys. That's what they're called. Because what I was researching was that there are a lot of different European soccer teams out there that have their own crypto now. So you can get like the Barcelona fan token. You can get like Real Madrid fan token. I need that Slovenia token.

I know. I need that Man U token bad. I'm heavy in that Luka coin. All right. We got two more. We know, David. Young boys fan coin. Our next one is cum.network.

C-U-M, all caps, dot network. This dude's demoralized. He's not even, like, that's one, like, an hour ago, Dylan's, like, cracking up, and now he's just like. There's already a cum rocket. Well. You're saying this crypto market is not big enough for dual cum? I'm going to say it's fake. But there's, like, Bitcoin and Bitcoin Cash and shit like that.

Okay. Don't talk me into it. It's fake. Yeah, it's a little confusing. Come.network. Come.network. I said fake. That's real.

It's fake. Let's go. Rats. Our final one. Oh, Dylan, you can come back. Fuck token. What was that? Fuck token.

It's not as good as bitch dollar, but it is fun. Bitch dollar's goated. Fuck token. I'm going to say that's real. David? That's what they called Dylan back in the day. They didn't. Fuck token.

That's fake. It's real. I don't know if it's currently tradable, unfortunately, but I can confirm that fuck token is a real thing. All right, let's look up where. Tiki break. While Dylan's gone, I'm going to read out the ones that I did not include that are real. Are you ready for these?

How and where to buy fuck token price and exchanges. So the ones that I didn't read out that are real. Opium, 9.43 million. Pancake bunny. I like that. Pancake bunny. Pancake bunny. That's just where you make a bunny out of pancakes.

Fat coin. We don't do that. There's one called mushroom. Okay. I'd buy that one. Had to pull one out of my yard yesterday. Okay. I'd buy that one. Uh, had to pull one out of my yard yesterday. Ooh.

One of the big red, reddish cat. No, I think there's one of the bad ones. You should try to eat it. There's also one called pickle. That's good coin. You can't actually buy that though.

You have to wait until someone else buys it and then you have to ask them for it. What? That was good. Why? There's one called meme. There's another one called just gas. I like meme coin. Yeah. I like, I There's one called Meme. There's another one called Just Gas. I like Meme coin. Yeah, I like the one called Gas.

There's also Beef Finance, $73.38 million. And then there's one called Radical. I like all those. I would love to buy some Rad coin. Little fun fact. Whenever you tell me the market cap, you could say any number and it wouldn't mean anything to me. Yeah, nothing means anything to me. Nothing means anything to me at this point.

Like the crypto people I follow, like Bitcoin's market cap, now back it, blah, blah, blah. I'm always like, I'm nodding along like, oh, fuck yeah. In my head, I'm like, Dave. Wow, that's crazy. That's crazy. When am I going to make my money back? Hey, maybe Dylan wouldn't have to pee so bad if he didn't have a 40-ounce mug of coffee every morning. Do you ever think about that?

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Dylan, we got an email last night. Fantastic, fantastic email from our friend Micah. It's the email you want to get when you're hungover on your couch from someone's birthday. Yeah, so next weekend is Micah's bachelor party. And getting the email kind of just kicks off the excitement for the week to come. The buildup to it has been, compared to every bachelor party I've ever been on, quiet. Minimal. Like, minimal.

When I see Micah on rare occasions like yeah i'm like oh yeah yeah we're going on that'll be cool and like there's not there's not an aggressive group text well part of that's because we don't know everybody who's going yeah true i know should we start hopping in that group text today and start getting real they already hate us he sent he sent a group text and i had half the number saved in my phone about i think i think i just had Micah and Brad. And me, of course, and Will. Oh, what's your number?

Are you the 512? Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah, that's me. Okay. So yeah, he sent this. Micah sent his own itinerary, which... Who's the best man?

Why is the best man? The groom sending it is a little like, oh, what's going on here? Until you consider the fact that it's Micah Weiner. Micah is known as a very anal young man. He's a planner. I'm sure he put this whole itinerary together himself. But it's an interesting itinerary for a few reasons.

One of them, he has us doing yoga. Give us the line. This is baffling. I'm going to read four paragraphs or three and a half paragraphs from the email. He does a brief little intro and talking about New Orleans. Very timely. Mike was reading the week volume 54. It just hit inboxes everywhere.

Oh, I cannot wait. He talks about the mask mandates in Louisiana right now. Indoors, you have to wear a mask. Anyway, Friday, this is a quote. There is free yoga at 9 a.m. for all hotel guests. It is in the unlikely event things don't get too crazy Thursday. I don't know how unlikely that is, but okay. I will try to get loose Friday morning.

Are we going to play a crazy game of poker? The only thing I have planned is a reservation at Galatoire's restaurant for their famous Friday lunch. To be clear, this is not, in all caps, a standard lunch. This ain't your grandma's lunch. This meal may last four or five hours. One of the longer meals I've ever been a part of. Let's go. I've never been to a lunch that lasted over two hours.

Have you ever had milk punch before? No. Apparently, we're going to be drinking milk punch. I know what this is. It's a milk-based brandy or bourbon beverage. This is like a—OK. He's doing a lunch and learn. So what we'll do is we'll bring a tray full of Schlotzky sandwiches.

Is he going to pitch us something? Yeah, and we'll be doing a PowerPoint presentation. He goes on to say there will be copious amounts of booze and incredibly rich Creole food. That's a great sentence. You've also heard that it's very rich, Will, if I'm not mistaken. Yes, I have heard. I didn't even ask somebody about it. They said, oh, the food is so rich.

That makes me think there's going to be some sprinting to the bathroom. On Saturday, for sure. He says things will get ugly. I'm told this bill will probably cost at least $200 a person. Perfect. If I'm somewhere for four to five hours eating and drinking, I expect it to be upwards of $200. I'm going to tell you this. I'm a man of the people, and here's why.

I've never spent $200 on lunch. No. I haven't either. No. He continues, we must be on time at 1130. Jackets are required. The restaurant is in the French Quarter, an 11-minute walk from the hotel. Dress code from the website, colon.

Jackets are required for gentlemen. Darker jeans without holes and rips are allowed. Hey, good thing we're no gentlemen. The pats, the back pats. What do they do if the gentlemen happen to be rowdy? There's not enough. You didn't include that part. Sir, but we're rowdy.

What don't you understand? Yeah, do we have to wear it? Can we rip the sleeves off of these? So if I show up and they're like, sir, you need a coat, I'm different. Yeah. They're not going to let me in. You're like, nah, I'm different. Micah says, I'm going to wear a suit.

Okay. Okay. I will 100% go home, shower, and change after lunch. If spending half the day in a super busy restaurant doesn't appeal to you, I totally understand. Feel free to opt out, but please let me know so I can confirm our number. Then he goes on to say that a nap post-lunch is probably in order. A nap, a.k.a. me sleeping until the next morning. Yeah.

Let me say, there's going to be some questions as to like we're going to I got a feeling we're going to get some fits off and if we're feeling good enough afterward I'm going to be like man do I want to go home and change or do I want to keep this going home and changing

is the death wish of the group if we go home and change no one's going to make it out after that I don't really want to wear a jacket out I'd rather go jacket off when I'm in New Orleans. But if the fit's fire enough, I can't just waste it. You're right. I agree. But it's going to be soupy.

Odds on Wednesday's episode, you call Galatoire's and ask about their shacket policy. One in ten. All right. One, two, three. One in ten. Alright. One, two, three. Close. Now I understand why we're flying in on Thursday. Because you can't miss this Friday lunch.

This is the main event. This is the main event of main events. Look, if Micah makes it to yoga, I will make it to yoga. I'm doing whatever Micah does. What if we just go to the gym and just do bench or something? What if we go get a dope little stretch in instead, David? What if I skip the lunch because being in a restaurant for four to five hours at this baller-ass lunch doesn't appeal to me?

What would you guys do? Is this the place that makes you show... I would question our friendship. He probably would have said this, but he alluded to some of the places potentially asking for a vaccine card. Is that something that we need to do? Better put that bitch in your wallet. A lot of places in New Orleans are requiring.

I'm bringing it. He said the Delta rates are exploding in Louisiana, which is sick. Literally. Delta bus? I've always heard about the Louisiana Deltas. Really? What did you hear about them?

They're bussing. My excitement level for this lunch cannot be higher. It's the most excited I've ever been for a lunch. I don't get excited for lunches typically but this one

this is the lunch. No, no, no. Comedy lunch. Oh, true. Except for comedy lunch. No, when they catered in the chicken strip place that was a fucking scene.

Catfish parlor was always Catfish parlor is dope and we need to go back there. This is What else do we have to go back there. This is – What else do we have from him? So there are no plans for that night, Friday night, because of – on account of the launch getting ugly, according to Mike.

That's the one you've got to worry about, the one where there's no plans. That's when you've got to really watch people. Saturday, I've got nothing until dinner. Unless I'm – again, this is Mike speaking. I'm totally wrecked from – unless I'm totally wrecked from the day before. I'll be sweating my way over to Cafe Du Monde for beignets. It would take a literal miracle to get me to yoga Saturday. I'll probably catch an Uber to get a po' boy for lunch at Domicile's.

Why even try to do yoga twice on your bachelor party? Rooftop pool during the day Saturday, looks like. We got a resi at... Koshon? Koshon? I don't know how to say it. Koshon Restaurant for Saturday night. It's only for six.

I know. It's concerning. I think Mike is planning on... That's all he can get. Catch me at the Popeyes on bourbon. I don't think you can do more than six. Oh, he said I can add or subtract as needed once we figure it out. Okay.

Okay. Let me say. I can't wait. Is that all you have? This is the least aggressive bachelor party correspondence I've ever seen. Normally, it's like, oh, dude, don't let the ladies read this one. And it's always some guy being like, all right, what's up, fucks? He's trying to be very accommodating, and he keeps saying, like,

if you don't want to come to this or to that, I totally understand. But that's not what I do on bachelor parties. I stick to the groom. I'm a true. Yeah, I don't like to go do my own thing, although I might bring my golf clubs and play. I will be glued to Micah on this trip as much as possible. Okay.

He says if you want to go to Harrah's, go to Harrah's. I don't really want to go to Harrah's. If you want to go to the strip club, go to the strip club. I don't want to do that. I don't need to go to Rick's Cabaret. Been there, done that. Don't need to go again. Dude, pandemic club?

Come on. Nah, I'm good. I don't need to go to the – So they're open? I'm going to the Titter, man. I didn't know that they were – I'm good. Look, I'm – I didn't know that they were. I'm good. Look, I'm.

I don't know. I know, like. I don't want to get into it. I don't want to get into it. I cannot wait for this lunch. We're getting grams off. We're getting fits off. I'm pretty much just going for this lunch.

I'm getting milk punch off. I'm going for yoga for the lunch and then the pool. I'll be at the pool. Catch me at the pool. I want to see Johnny Dallas stroll down Bourbon Street on his bachelor party. Dude, he's going to be an absolute electric factory. I can't wait. He's going to be so cocky on this.

I absolutely can't wait for it. Hey, we got a special guest in the building. You guys are kind of matching today, low-key, on the low-low. It's very cute. I haven't even said anything yet. You're already slapping me. We got Brett. Can I report?

I need to report Will to HR. Hey, I gassed you up earlier. Oh, thank you. Can I file an HR complaint? For me? What did he do? Will said, and I quote, get that little ass over here. Wow.

All right, it's filed. Thank you. Consider it filed. You'll have to talk to the guy who runs our HR account on Twitter. Oh, yeah. I'm Thank you. Consider it filed. You'll have to talk to the guy who runs our HR account on Twitter. Oh, yeah. I'm sure he'll sort things out. I'm officially jealous about this bachelor party now that you have talked about it. Just show up to lunch.

We're not going to kick you out. Should I try to develop some business in New Orleans this weekend? Yeah. Oh, hey, guys. Nice to see you here. I don't think I can do that. Anyway, this is the breaking news segment where we break news. Let's hear it, dog.

Would you guys like to go Super Mario, The Rock, or Niche Austin News Minute? The Niche Austin News Minute, which is just a quick breakdown of three news stories that have happened in Austin. I love the order that you just presented them. Okay. Do it. Let's get Mario out of the way quickly. The unopened 1985 copy of Super Mario Bros. Nintendo game has sold for a record $2 million at auction to an anonymous buyer.

That's stupid. That's one of those things that I could conceivably have had. There's a timeline where I have that in my garage because I have a ton of old games, even some that are still in their packaging. That is not one of them, though. Are we tracking packages right now? If it's in the packaging, it's a big deal.

This had a 9.88 plus rating, an excellent near mint condition. You know, I'm trying to force Mario onto the roads, man. Like, I already asked and got denied if I could decorate his nursery with Mario stuff. He's like, he doesn't know what that is. That's way outdated. And I do the little noises to him as I'm bouncing. He doesn't know what anything is. If I put, like, Super Mario 3, if I had a Nintendo and gave it to Parks, he'd be like,

the graphics are so bad. What do you want me to do with this? Maybe it's so simple he'd like it, though. Maybe. You know, that's true. He's done with... What's the mind game? What's that one?

Mind Sweeper. Which is like intentionally bad graphics. Well, that's the top selling video game of all time. Okay, let's give Chris Angel net worth. He's been freaking minds. Chris Angel net worth, 2.2 million. No, no, no. He's been freaking mines. Chris Angel net worth, $2.2 million. No, no, no. Chris Angel?

The mine freak? No, he's freaked too many mines to be that low. I'm going to say $12.5 million. Oh, he's worth $42 million. Chris Angel as of 2021 is worth $50 million. Whoa. Dude, I can't believe I doubted the mine freak. Yeah, dude, that just freaked my mind.

Yeah, mine. I am the mine freak. You know, Korn helped him record that song. He's the mind freak. Yeah, dude, that just freaked my mind. Yeah, mine. I am the mind freak. You know, Korn helped him record that song. He's the mind freak, David. Mind freak. Dwayne Johnson,

you may know him as The Rock, has revealed that he is a three showers a day guy. Wow. Bucking the recent celebrity trend

of not washing themselves or their kids. You know that Ashton Kutcher? I saw the Gyllenhaal. Don't wash their children unless they're really dirty. What is it? He doesn't use soap? Apparently, I can't smell what The Rock is cooking because he's clean as a whistle.

It smells like dove. He gets up at, what, like 4 a.m. every day and starts grinding? Here's what he does, Dylan. Okay. Here's the shower schedule. One, shower cold when I roll out of bed to get my day going. That's terrible. Dude, two.

All right, fuck off. Two, warm shower after his workout but before work. Okay? A cold shower to get the body moving. A warm shower after the workout but before work, and then a hot shower when he gets home from work. So he's slowly turning the heat up as the day goes on. That's right.

That's right. What's the science behind that? I don't know. Cold showers are good for you. Yeah, I know. The temperature does go up. I feel like there's a subculture on social media that loves talking about cold showers,

and you're not really taking those. Cold showers are miserable. They're just always saying that to Dylan on Twitter. Like, you need a cold shower, dude. Wow. Is that a horny thing? You're in the per cold showers are miserable they're just always saying that to dylan on twitter like you need a cold shower dude wow is that a horny thing you're in the perp chair i actually do i hop in the uh i hop in the ice bath every morning before i start my day it seems like a lot of effort to get that yeah it is it is a lot of work i have to get up very early do you have like an industrial ice churner in your garage i've actually our fridge actually connects to the tub and it just uses a little to the tub and it just,

there's a little button you push and it just drops little cubes in. That's tight. Takes a long time. Very wasteful. Do you have, in your garage, is it a storage place

or is it a car place? My garage? Yeah. It is an absolute storage unit. Got it. Well, I don't know. You better hope it doesn't hail soon.

Hail? It's not hail season, is it? It's like April. Hail? No, it isn't. soon. Hail? It's not hail season, is it? It's like April. Hail? No, it isn't. Nice. It'll be back.

Dylan's got a garage, too. September? Fall? Oh, wow. Big garage, guys. I don't know. Must be nice. I have a parking garage.

You know, they're pretty common. Garages. Hey, I'm thinking about turning my garage into a man cave. Dude, that's fucking sick. That's sick man cave. Dude, that's fucking sick. That's sick, man. Dude, that's sick. Let's go, dude. Yeah.

Dude. I'm thinking about putting some podcast equipment and starting my own pod. Really? Yeah. Some of the guys at work will be like, dude, you're funny. You should have a pod. And I'm like, all right. All right.

Let's try it, man. Okay. I don't know if I'm going to make any money, but. Dude, how do y'all make money? It's like a radio. Okay. Did Dave show you guys his landscaping pictures this weekend while we were at the Stonehenge? Yeah, he did.

You were at dinner. Dave's done some very nice work. It's unbelievable. Dave didn't really do it. The work looks phenomenal. Did you place those stones down? Beautiful work, David. Yes.

I definitely watched through the window. Shout out to KB Contractors. Is he related to KB No Swag? Potentially. You got to think no. We had a tree removed right when we moved in, and that front yard was an absolute disaster. You yanked that sucker out.

It was a fixer-upper. Okay. Well, you fixed it, Dave. That garage is the hottest garage in Austin, too. It's piping. It's the hottest garage in Austin, too. It's piping. It's the hottest garage in Austin, Texas. You want the Austin Niche News Minute? Yeah, Niche Austin News Minute.

Free entry with vaccine card. This is first broken by KJ, so I want to give KJ credit here. Kyle Texas is getting a Costco. Let's go. Shout out to KJ Ellis. That's his news. That's huge. I wanted to. That's all his, texas is getting a costco let's go kj ellis that's his news that's huge i wanted to that's that's all his but kyle texas getting a costco huge i don't know how he he scooped um every you know publication in austin but he did credit to him for breaking that news

they have found uh blue green algae recently in austin and lakes. So keep an eye out on that. Bull Creek recently had a swimmer fall ill due to potential algae exposure. So it can get humans too. It can. Because I know the dogs have an issue with it. Dogs have an issue. There's no danger signs yet in the local spots, the hyper-local in your case, I mean. But that's officially keep an eye out on the algae season. Big in your case, I mean. But that's...

Officially keep an eye out on the LG system. Bigger fan of green, bud. You know what I'm saying? Smoking weed. That's a PSA. That's the PSA part of the segment. And thirdly... Thirdly's not a thing.

Is it? I don't know. It didn't sound right. I like thirdly. It's definitely not a thing. I hate fucking companies, by the way. No, thirdly would be a... It's like a startup.

Yeah. If you name your startup it's a crypto with a Lee at the end yeah automatic hates you thirdly automatic

I hope Grammarly doesn't listen to this no they're goaded Grammarly is different they're not a startup they're not a startup they're a multi-billion dollar company they're a sponsor

they were a startup at some point though they had to start at some point if we were Washedly I would have never come here. Yeah, that's understandable. Washley.

Oh, Brett. Washley Media. Do the business development. Irish Dave. Hey. Dave, by the way, Dave Irish, I did really well on Saturday. He did. I didn't know he did until he confessed to it the next day.

He needed to get home. We didn't even notice. I didn't know he did until he confessed to it the next day. He apologized for it. We didn't even notice. I had to get home to watch Jimmy Johnson's Hall of Fame acceptance speech and cry. Did you? Yeah, I sat there in the dark and hit play, and I was like, fuck yeah, Jimmy.

You're a sports crier, man. I love Jimmy. I thought Jerry and him didn't get along. They didn't. I'm about to be cowboys. They didn't until recently. I'm about to get cowboys. They didn't until recently. I'm happy for them. Time heals all wounds. Lastly, Brooklyn-born, pizza chain, Grimaldi's coming to Austin.

This shit slaps. Really? And by Austin, I mean the domain. Oh, that's not. Grimaldi's. I've heard of Grimaldi's. I got nothing more. I'll never go because it's their domain. Are they importing their water? Because if not, I'm's not. Grimaldi's. I've heard of Grimaldi's. I got nothing more. I'll never go.

Yes. Are they importing their water? Because if not, I'm not going to Grimaldi's. No, apparently they have like a lot of, they already have 40 locations of touches. So this is not a huge deal. But Grimaldi's is up there with some of the best pizza in New York. Do you think they want to sponsor spooky season this year? Grimaldi's Pizzeria.

Grimaldi's. Probably not. Oh, Grim. Grimaldi's Pizzeria. Grimaldi's. Probably not. Oh, Grim. Grim. Emphasis on Grim. Yeah, we'll never go. You don't think so? No.

I mean, like, it's just, there might be an off chance that we're up at the domain. Maybe we're meeting Blake there for something. What? We went to the domain. Oh, we went to Nordstrom to shop for Cabo Wedding stuff. I found that jacket on the clearance rack. With Dave's guy. Dave's got a guy at Nordstrom in the domain.

He's like, hello, Mr. Ruff. Can I help you? That's very sick. Very cool. That's where we did Savvy. That's some good breaking news, man. Savvy Beamer. Dude, that news is broken.

That's what I do here. I break news. Call that Dylan's leg because that news just got broken. What do you call this thing? The studio is now called something? Alpha Finance something? Yeah, Alpha Finance Lab. Alpha Finance Lab.

Real or fake? I don't know. Is it alpha, like PHI, like alpha fee? Finance? It's right next to you. About to be an alpha feast up in here. Oh, it's not an alpha feast. What is wrong with y'all?

You know I like to turn up when breaking news happens. God. I got to applaud Will. Will does because the reins are given away. The onus is put on me, and Will just gets to volume shoot. I hope your video goes viral, Will, like Dylan's did. Randy, can you do that? Yeah, me too.

I hope it goes crazier than Dylan's. There's no way. Dude, with the right hashtags. If you see it on TikTok, mash that like button on TikTok. Dude, I crushed my seggy. You did crush it. Tag a friend who likes crypto. I mean, I'm taking apeshit cuts now because of you.

So I'm happy we did that seggy. Be careful. I got you on the sauce. I will not be careful. I love it. It's actually apeshit untamed. Weren't weren't you dry scooping you snorting it no my sister-in-law was like yeah do you mix it in water you just put it in your mouth i was like you just put it in your mouth some freaks do that well that's very dangerous freak very dangerous i actually just uh tape it to my uh my toes i like put it between my toes and tape it shut.

I thought you butt chugged it. No, I had a bad experience. I had that reaction. Remember that? Oh, yeah. You showed me. You had to get in there and get that thing out? Are you not supposed to snort it?

No. Oh, I bet that would hurt. Oh, someone's done that. Someone's done that. TV. Cocaine Cowboy is on Netflix. Very good. That show came out like years ago.

Yeah, isn't it like six years old? Yeah, John Duda recently made fun of it. There's a new one. Fuck. John Duda recently made fun of it. No, no, no. Brett. You're right, Brett.

God damn it. It's okay, Brett. July 21st. Take the outplay, boy. No. It's brand new. No, he's not in the wrong here. The documentary series is brand new.

Oh, whatever. Hey, Brett, did you reach out to Cons when he tweeted about his fiancée when she thought Wyoming was by Florida? I don't know if you saw his tweet yesterday. I actually did see that. You're the first person. I resisted tagging you in it because I figured someone else would, but I thought that was very fun.

Yeah, there's not a whole lot to say there. I don't want to jump down anybody's throat, but that's egregious. You don't want to dunk on her? No, no need. She has been publicly shamed at this point. Shouts to Alex. She's great, though.

Very nice. Just doesn't know where Wyoming is. That's okay. Yeah. Hey, fun episode, guys guys it was a good one I enjoyed it shall we call it yeah

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