Circling Back - Real or Fake VICE Headlines & Landry Kiffin's New Boyfriend | Circling Back 9-23-25

Episode Date: September 23, 2025

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Mattel Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos. Well, we're back. Tuesday morning. Could be our last circling back podcast. My name is Dave. Oh, it's funny? Yeah.

I think so. Okay. Randall Trimbecki. Hi, Dave. Hi. I hope it's not our last. Was it funny to you too? I'm glad that I'm spending it here with you.

It may not be. I don't want to go out like hanging out with you guys. No offense. Trust me. I would rather be with my guys up in Dallas. My guy, my dude, perfect guys. Yeah. Because if there's anybody I know it's going to end up.

You just hang on to. there. I'm just going to be grabbing to grab Tyler's boot. I'm grabbing the shaft of his boot. I'm going to grab one foot of each twin and just ride them off. They're both going. One's already been the space, so he already knows how to go up there. He knows what it's like.

He knows what's about to go down, possibly. Chad will be with him too. Oh, of course. We're like, we're elevating up and we're like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, dude, I'm trying to hold my face off a little bit on my wedges just to kind of get a little lower trajectory on the ball flight a little bit more lag maybe um he'll get to there randy how's that a cue sitting in your tum tom that barbecue that terry black said we had yesterday is doing no that cue drop that you showed me oh yeah uh does he even

dropping anymore he fell off yeah i don't know i i heard cue care not i'm not gonna what oh what happened I'd say Q cured autism, but, you know, who knows what's going on there. Within the first two minutes, too, good job. You heard Q cured. All right. It was also a tongue twister, too, so that's why I kind of stopped saying it as well. Wow. That's exactly the kind of joke we need.

Did you should deliver it? A tongue twister algorithm killer. I'm not getting raptured anymore. We'll save for later. What if instead of the rapture, it was the raptor? And he just called in. My dudes. My dudes.

I do. Everyone got a little confused. They're like, wait, is that the guy? Oh, wait, it's, oh, it's just Raptor. This whole time we thought it was something totally different. Evangelicals are like, wait, what podcast is this? You tell me, this is like a bit? I was the guy he went to Columbia, I met Ian, and didn't come back?

That guy? Is he still, he checks in every now and any time we bring him up? No, he does not. He's checked in since Columbia, but I don't know. I don't know if he's still around. Columbia, the country, not the university. I don't think he has his ear to the street. or the city in Missouri.

Columbia. I'm sure there's multiple Colombias. Well, look it up. So, no, Randy and I had Terry Black's barbecue yesterday, and it was delicious. I had jalapeno or jalapeno cheddar sausage. Randy just had sides. Is that what I heard? No, that's not.

A joke for four. I wish I was there for that. No, we had jalapeno cheese, uh, sausage, some brisket, potato salad, mac and cheese and baked beans. Can't go wrong. That's a solid lineup. And then, of course, pickles, bread, and onion. When she was chopping up ribs for somebody else, I was like, man, I could do a pork rib. You know, I could do a pork rib.

I went there a few weeks ago with Chalice, and I did get two pork ribs and some brisky and some sausage. Is that when you told her that you actually had your rib removed back in the day? Yeah. It reminded me of the rib I have removed. And then you showed her why? I showed her the scar. And the reason why is... He's plucked it right out.

Just because in my golf... It helps my golf swing a little bit. It helps you get more side bend. For all that golf you're playing. Yes. He's playing Friday, man. I'm playing Friday, bitch. We'll see if you do.

Whoa, everyone. If you don't... Hey, if you don't want to, like, have Brett tap in or something. It was my idea. I got the team together. If you want to, like, let Brett tap in... Dude, what if I just go out there and just, I'm just knocking pins down? Just splitting fairways, knocking pins down, just burying ponds down, just burying puts for

25 feet out. What if I, what's, what if that's going to be great? We're still going to lose by 10 strokes or some fucking group of alcoholic flocks. Someone's going to shoot a third turn in a 39. Wow, great score guys. You lost by 15 strokes. Unfortunately, these guys was just out of their minds over here, all of them. These guys, these guys that look like they all, uh, you can imagine what their Facebook avie looks like. They just beat you. By the way, they have, um, I'm sure you read the email i didn't okay but we can purchase mulligan that's one of those they're just trying to raise some more money you know you can purchase mullies how many and raffle ticks i think two per player okay two mulligans per player think it's a hundred bucks i don't know if that's per player or per team

i think it's per team hundred bucks gets you two mollies everyone's going to do it you know okay Dylan shivery anyway man i'm golf guy golf guy guy who might tap out for first Oh, what's the under over for... We have ample range time. I don't think I'm going to hit balls. I'm just going to go out there. Just scramble. Just super cold and get after it.

All right. Go for it. Dave, I'm going to set down. Go for it. I'm saying the line at four and a half of how many times Dylan calls himself a stupid dick. You're taking the under over. I use other language out there. That's true.

Very true. No, because it's a scramble. I think he's not going to be the pressure to like... It's the most casual of golf environments there is. It's a scramble. So chances are there's going to be a ball in the fairway. We'll let Dylan hit last. He's probably the longest.

And also he can sink long putts, maybe. He did one time allegedly. I've never seen it. We didn't see it. It was an edge, a putt edge. Anyway, look forward to that. We'll talk more about it on our weekend and fun on Thursday. We will.

Yeah, I'm pretty stoked. Hey, I'm starting to get some spooky stuff, some spooky season material in the inbox. Spooky at washmedia.com. If this is going to annoy you, I apologize, but I'm going to be asking for it like every day until, all the way through spooky season. But email spooky at washmedia.com. Any spooky stuff you see in the news, your own personal anecdote, maybe secondhand, third hand, whatever. I've been getting served a lot of Appalachian ghost stories on it. Instagram.

Ooh. I don't know why. Wow, you guys. It does sound. I kind of wish that didn't happen just now. Yeah, that was cute. It was a little bit cute, though. So just want to say, spooky at washmedia.com.

Spooky season starts. If you're new, it's the, every Tuesday in October, we do a Patreon, a paywalled spooky episode. And it's quite delightful. And not to, you know, not to say that. spooky season starting early. But today on Patreon, Tuesday, is circling back on touching base. And I found the origin of spooky season, as we know today. Found the origin.

Wow. So we will be listening and discussing that. Today? On today's episode, yes. Holy schnikes. Recording this afternoon. Does it get spooky? Should I listen or no?

I mean, you can if you want. I go in blind, dude. I think it is better going in blind. I agree. I listen to the first parts and the last parts, like to make sure I know where to cut it. But I don't know really what's all the content that's. Anytime there's an argument, like I know there's a fight or an argument over something, I'll go in and listen just to prepare myself for like how cringe I sound.

Like when I get mad about like a pasta salad or something inevitably, just to be ready because I may have to do some apologizing. Usually sometimes it's like, oh man, I said something mean to Micah and I regret it eight years later. But, yeah, tune in today. We're going to record that this afternoon. As always, washoutsubstack.com for our Friday newsletter. Hit your inbox. You're getting two to three blogs every week.

Big fun. And subscribe on YouTube. Like and subscribe, comment. Why don't you hit us with a ghost in the comment section? Comment section's been kind of dead lately. Yeah, make sure. So to speak. Yeah.

You can hit us in the chat too, but I think because we love chatter in the chat. But especially in the comments below after the video. is done. I don't know if you can do it during. And also, Dave, it's High Point Tuesday. I noticed our video did not process or was not processed yesterday when I went to hype it. It is, it is processed as of this morning. He's confirming the process. Okay, good. Yes. Fantastic. Dude, I just, I just got a one of those influencer emails that we get every now on them. It's this company called Boston Scali and they want to send me a hat and promote it.

How sick. How sick, dude. Another newsboy cap. Yeah. They're kind of sick, man. What's the shape? It's, it's very, it's Boston, dude. I don't know.

Yeah, I guess it is. Look it, look it on this dude right here. It looks like you run a little flower shop. Look at, look how hot this bartender looks with this hat on. Yeah. I have to take them up on this. You know? They just got free promo.

I'm going to need to, you know what? I'm going to need to feel one on top of my head before I give them a full rundown and how I feel about it. Yeah. Hey, I'll tell you this, though, this show and every show is sponsored by Roeback, our good friends at Roebuck. It sure is, man. You can use code washed 20 to get 20% off your first order, load the card up. You got a freaking polo and shorts on right now, for that matter.

He's shorts on. And later, I will be exercising in a rowback. Yeah, exercise. Yeah. Clearly. Yeah, sure. And right now, go on their website. They got the USA gear.

They do. Very timely. Which is much better than the official Rider Cup uniforms, by the way. Well, don't they just, like, use rollback? That's a, they overthink it. It's bad. Team USA, not Roeback, if anything. They're just on, they're on job.

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Hoodies, QZs. Workout shorts. We like the grit short quite a bit. hats. I've got like, I've got two of the white hats, two white hats, please, because that's my official gym hat. Yeah. And I like to alternate, you know, keep them from getting sweat-stained out. Facts. But Roeback's great. Load the card up. Use code Wash 20. That'll get you 20% off and that goes a long way. So check it out. Our good friends at Roeback. Also, a small biz September. Email Brett at Brett at Washmedia.com. If you got a small biz,

you want us to pub. I think we did like three last week, didn't we? Yeah. Very generous. Very generous of it. Can't wait till the guy even said in his little advertisement that we're going to be getting some blades. And I'm excited for those. Cannot wait. I've had these Dayton's on my car for so long. Cannot wait to chop blades. Oh, man.

If you thought it was annoying when I biked over to your place, wait until I just pull up on my rollerblades. That's a long way, dude. Don't roller blade to my house. You think Randy knows what Dayton's are? There's no way. Ohio? It's a party school. Right.

He's a false, he didn't do much Dayton Get it? No, it's a rim, Randy. It's a reference to late 90s, early 2000s, hip hop. Spoke rooms, right? Dayton's were the ones that had the old spokes, yeah. Spoked up. I still need to get a pair of helies.

Okay. You're getting blades. You're getting blades. I can have both. There's an old guy in my neighborhood who blades. That's really all I have to say about it. And I gotta be honest, he doesn't, he doesn't have swag when he blades. It's either, it's a binary system with blading.

You either look dope when you blade or you're just like, it's like you shouldn't have put those on. Does he have wrist guards and elbow, elbow pads? He doesn't wear a helmet, which is fine, I guess. I don't know if I'd wear a helmet in rollerblades. I definitely on the bike, I will. The issue in Austin in general, you can't blade on the sidewalks because our sidewalks are such shit in this that like you'll just end up going around bad sidewalks in the street anyway. So you're just going to be a street a street skater, which is fine.

But you might probably want to wear a helmet. I don't know. What are you going to wear? I want to always a good idea. I brought that up to point out that the elbow pad, wrist guard look and knee pads, for that matter, it's a much worse look than just wearing a bike helmet. I understand that for protection. Like, I get it.

But you can't look cool. is impossible to look cool wearing that stuff. You never watch the X-Games. Yeah, why don't you go look at the thumbnail for today's episode and Tony Hawk Dave looks pretty cool in his knee pads. Yeah, well, you're going to be mad when I'm out there looking like Randy Roadhouse Spizer. I definitely know who that is. Yeah.

I'm going to be out there looking like Arlo Eisenberg. No wrist guards on Dave in this image. Tony Hawk? Yeah. I fear the wrist. sure the wrist is very delicate i've got small wrists sadly um and i've got i've seen multiple broken arms and wrists in my day uh my days of uh sport and extreme skating and hockey so yeah i do fear it but is this guy actually sending blades yeah okay i'm excited shouts to you

shouts to me shouts to the guy the guy oh okay you're looking right at me you can see why i'd be confused uh no my bad Okay. Sorry. Do I do real or fake vice headlines? Now I'm talking like you. Do you want to do real or fake vice headlines? I, oh, I get to participate this time.

I do. I almost texted you last night. Interesting. You've never done it, have you? I don't think I've ever, I've participated in your head before, but I don't know if I've, I might have once before. But I'm excited. I'm excited.

In all the classics. In your head. Randy. Keep going Excuse me A little A little flim there All right it back

Randy Randy Real or fake Vice headlines What's that I'm new here I don't know I don't know

If I even like you guys Your producer Like just like Kind of trailing off into the mic And he's fucking Making the host Uncomfortable

What are you talking? No I'm joking I have written A few vice headlines That are original They're not real headlines. They're fake. Well, some of them are real. But a few of them are real.

I was perusing vice. It's something we used to do all the time back in the day. Have we ever done a circling back on touching base Vice Headlines edition? Yeah, I think, yeah. That checks out. I think actually maybe last month or two months ago, it was recently.

We did it. Well, this is maybe the first one we've done in at least a year. Vice kind of took us... I don't know what Vice did, but... They fell out of the mainstream, it feels like. I think they sold. Now they're just, they're doing something different. I know they've got paywall content.

Are they still doing these off the wall, like exploratory? Maybe, maybe not. You're just going to have to wait. You're going to have to wait until you're dick deep in the segment to make that judgment for yourself. Okay. You understand what I'm saying? Like I took DMT and went skydiving. Yeah, exactly.

Just to see what would happen. That's exactly right. And here's my story. That's a vice headline potentially Yeah Yeah Probably not the best time to do DMT Yeah you'd be feel

Because of the rapture You'd be like falling for like five years Can you imagine? You'd have to have an old guy strapped on your back How would it go? Or Sidney Sweeney I did DMT

and strapped Sidney to my chest and we jumped out of a plane We didn't make it It's a 15 minute thing And I didn't tell her first yeah and yeah it took me it took me three months to reach the ground sorry that's not a real story that could be yeah all right so i'm gonna read i'm gonna read them you guys are gonna make your judgments and then we're gonna see who wins at the end okay i'm gonna keep score over here okay no funny

stuff i was goddiving once right i did that's right um no that was with amirata though that was not oh yeah she she actually was not able to go when you guys were studying abroad that Night summer. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Body snatching grave raiders rave it up in West Bengal.

West Bengal? Bengal. Is that where the Bengal Tigers are located? Bengalis tigers. Okay. Okay. Can you read one more time? Body snatching grave raiders, rave it up.

in West Bengal. That's such a good, that's such a good headline. Body snatching grave raiders. They snatch bodies. Why are you so confused? They snatch bodies from graves and then they rave in West Bengal. Obviously. That's real.

I think I'm going to go real as well there. You guys are one for one. That's a real headline. Come on. Have you read this? Surely that's illegal. I don't read it. yeah i don't know i don't know it's got to be illegal i don't purport to know what's going on

west bengal what why is there a group of people who do this and then and then hang out afterwards they rave is there yeah is there a future featured image or like they actually like raving like what do they do with the bodies after they snatch them they rave it up they rave it with the with the with the corpse i don't even have to read it i didn't read it look at i found this guy he died 12 years ago. Yeah. All I do here is do the headlines. I don't read it.

It's too much work for me. That just seems problematic. Yeah. If I were a family member of the deceased who was raving with these body snatchers, I'd have something to say. Yeah. You know, they made a movie about it. It did.

It's getting rave reviews. All right. Let's do another one. Okay. Someone finally made chips that tastes like licking a nine-volt. battery. That's fake. Finally.

I'm going fake out that one. But you do know that taste, right? Yeah. I know. It's a little acidic. It's kind of good. Like a penny? Yeah.

It kind of tastes like a penny. Okay. Someone finally made it, excuse me, someone finally made chips that tastes like licking a nine-volt battery. That's a real story. Randy? I'm saying fake. That's a real vice headline. That's real.

Wow, all right. Was it intentional? Is it like on the bag, does it say 9-volt battery flavor? You're asking questions as if I read these. I didn't. I read the headline, dude. You go read it in your spare time. I think the losers should have to do a book report on one of these and break it down.

All right, so it's 1-2-1-Dillon. That's pretty embarrassing, Randy. You thought, yeah, you think you're like the encyclopedia, the show. I am 50-50. The brand is called Rewind. Then it says right there, it looks like a Dorito. It says right there, nine-volt battery. So there we go.

I know exactly what that is. It does not seem like something I want to. I would try these up there in front of me right now. I tried the Rudy-Tudy Fresh and Fruity IHop collab. And it was quite, quite, it was like a lace chip. And it was unique. It was weird. I think food science has gotten out of control.

It definitely has. Babe, what's wrong? You haven't touched her 9-volt battery chips. You should tweet that. I should. It's going to do numbers. Are you guys ready? Yeah.

The newest probiotic soda has a secret ingredient. Piss. I'm going fake out that one, Dave. Piss. The newest probiotic soda has a secret ingredient. Piss. Or are you saying, because I've been talking about probiotic. X-O does so much.

Yeah, it's kind of your whole thing. Are you just doing that? Did you happen to find this one? And it's real. See, Randy's new here, guys. He's talking through it. No, I'm still going to fake. Okay.

That's fake. That's fake. It's fake. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. That one. Piss.

You could see like maybe. Maybe. Piss. All right. You guys are too good for me. So it's 3-2? 3-2. I'm only one behind.

Meet the cattle rancher 3-D printing cow testicles to encourage consensual procreation. Meet the cattle rancher 3D printing cow testicles to encourage consensual procreation. I'm going to let Dylan answer first. I think I know what I want to go here, but I've been, yeah. Okay. he's talking through it okay if the if the if the bull doesn't have nuts it's been castrated it can't procreate so the 3D printed nuts wouldn't do much for them at that point again you're assuming if this is real or did i have read it and if it is real i have not read it

that's fake i am also going fake for the same reason dylan is it just the headline makes no logical sense. How do you know it's the, that's the bull that's the target to procreate? I mean, how do you know it's not trying to alter the behavior of the hurt? I also don't understand, like, if they were just fake, if they were just fake testicles and there was no bull and you just had the semen in there, you still want to be consensual, I think. Maybe if this was real and it's something I had read, maybe the author notes that the purpose of this is to encourage the bulls to behave differently towards the female bulls. So these cattle, cow.

Cows are female. So in this scenario, the farmer, the rancher is created these things. And he's just impregnating the cows, and that's making the bulls jealous. And now they're going to be more gentlemen towards the... In theory, if I had read this hypothetical article that may or may not exist, that could be an argument. I'm saying fake. You know, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass. Wouldn't you rather take his word for it?

Do you want it to be real or fake? Wait, it's got to be your butcher. Is it real or fake? It's fake. Yeah, it's fake. What the fuck's wrong with you? Thinking way too much. It's fake, dog.

Golly. It didn't make sense. You don't make sense. Forget the gay frogs. These river otters are gayer than ever, and scientists want to know why. Come on, dude. Oh, I'm just going to go real because I hope that's real. I mean, that could be a great fake one, but I'm saying real for sure.

All the dude otters are just hooking up with each other. Is that the implication here? I know you didn't read the story. I'm just thinking through it in my head. Forget the gay frogs. You said real? These river otters are gayer than ever, and scientists want to know why. Here's why I'm going fake.

Because the gay frog thing, we talked about it recently with the whales being gay because of the windmills. So I think the gay frog thing is in your head. And that inspires you... Buddy, the gay frog thing's always in my head. And that inspired you to write, to create this on your own. I feel like it might be fake, but I'm going to stick with real because I want it to be real. It's fake. Dang it.

Yeah. You're getting schooled, young man. I know you, Dave. You're getting your little bottom spanked. Don't spake. What's the type of ass? Are you keeping score? No, he's texting.

No, I'm keeping score. Are you texting your girl? I'm not, I'm not sure. I have you at five to three. Are you getting a grandma? Are you texting my girl? No, yeah. Are you posting a gram?

I swear to God. I'm doing the little rally marks. Are you doing? I apologize. No. And I haven't as three to five to three, but I think that's five to four. I don't know. Either way, Dylan's still in the lead.

Yum. Get ice cream topped with raw whale meat at this Japanese market. Okay. Raw whale meat. I'm going. You know, I've never tried whale. Where do you find whale? Congrats.

It's, can you eat whale? Surely you can't. Probably. It's got to be tough, right? I think it's a source for our friends that live way, way, way up north on the coastal areas. Way, way, way up north. There's so much meat. Indigenous, indigenous folks in Africa.

If a humpback whale. If that meat was good, think about how much meat that would supply. Yum. Get ice cream top with raw whale meat at this Japanese market. Okay, I know my answer. I'm going to let Randy go first. Oh, yeah. It's on you, big dog.

I'm going, oh, man. I think I'm going to go fake. It's real. Randy, you stink. That's real. Dang it's. God, you're just, you're getting smoke. I only said that because you said, yum.

That's what your son says. Yum. How do you know that? I would try that ice cream. Stop showing up at my home. It's raw whale meat. Like sush. It's whale sush.

Inside, Benny Hana's plan to save Habaea. by hiring beautiful ambidextrous chefs. What? I'll read it again. Inside Benihana's plan to save Habachi by hiring beautiful ambidextrous chefs. Okay. Okay. I'm just going to think through this for a second here.

He's thinking through it, folks. If Benny Hana were to not be doing well... you know financially i don't think i don't think that's because the chefs are not a pretty enough and be amidextrous plus think about how many amidextrous people that are walking around it's not many to find one to find someone someone who's amidextrous good looking and also willing to be a bennihanna chef has got to be such a small pool of people that it's impossible to find yeah i don't know man it's fake yeah i'm going for the same reason he said i'm also you can't stop stop Don't tell his name.

No. I'm applying logic to this and you're just listening to be like, yeah, he's making some good points. Well, don't think I was thinking the exact same thing. Yeah, whatever. You don't know anything. I don't think he can win on it anyways. Yeah, I'm pretty, I'm pretty far off. But I understand you want to continue spanking his hat.

Yeah, I want to keep speaking his bare bottom. I'm saying fake. Yeah, that's such shallow of a pool to pick from. Oh, yeah, Randy, yeah, man. Do you know any shallow? You're shallow. Do you know any ambidextrous people? No, not.

I do. Maybe one. I don't know if they're beautiful. Like truly ambidextrous? Oh, yeah. We dated for a long time. Really? Oh, yeah.

Her name was Amber. Amber Dextrous. What did Amber do with each hand that was, you know, proficient? Hit the doggie. Okay. She juggled. That's fake. Yeah.

I don't know. But I like it. Don't make me bring the whiteboard in. Frang is going to keep just riding Dylan's cooking. I know. It's really annoying. Get out of Dylan's wake. Some of these are, don't make logical sense.

On Rapture Day, you're just going to go down as a total fraud. Yeah, you're getting it picked over. They're going to be like this fucking guy. They're going to have like the list. You're like, man, you were just kind of, you're Rod Dillon's way. To be fair. To be fair. To be fair.

To be fair. My logical argument for the whole 3D printed bowl testicle was different than his logical argument. All right, two more. Bad news. Climate change is going to make cheese taste awful. Bad news. I'm going to go ahead and say, I think that does maybe make some logical sense in a way. And I'm going to go real.

Oh, wow. Climate change is real? Wow. Yeah, let's hear that logic, bud. You're so good. Go ahead. We'll give you the platform. I got it all day.

I've a direct line to Greta Thone. She told me all about it. Fucking got a thombard. Making it's going to make the cheese taste bad. I'm feeling like a humidity thing or something like that. Well, he's thinking a humidity thing, something like that. I'm going to say fake just because I want to get one more up on Randy, but I'm unsure on this one. Yeah.

Well, you should have gone with your gut, because you're wrong. You just got school by the young boy. I'm also, I definitely, I don't know. Someone back home wants to keep score, but I think I'm definitely. I'm losing this one, but we'll see. All right, this is it. This is the make or break. This is the one that I will, this one's worth triple points.

Oh, it's worth triple points. Triple points. Triple point Tuesday. All right, I'm ready. Should we, should we write them down so that Dylan doesn't ride my coattels and just pick my, the same one I do? Right. LinkedIn just added a new feature that suddenly alludes to the size of your cock. Okay.

I'm going to, I'm going to. I'm going to write down on my hand what I think it is. I didn't read it if it's real. All right, Dylan, you can go ahead and guess. I have it locked down my hand. It's a subtle illusion. Right now I'm asking myself if Vice would put cock in a headline. Instead of just, you know, penis, genitalia, dick, wiener.

There's a number of names. Can you read it one more time? Excuse me. LinkedIn just added a new feature that subtly alludes. to the size of your cock I'm going to say that is false because I don't think they would put cock in a headline

I'm I also I wrote down F on my hand for fake because what would that's fake what feature would link input it's not that they want to put cock I didn't read it if it's real it's that it's what feature would LinkedIn put in for this

so fake all right you got me here it's fake That's good Those are good It's real or fake vice headlong You guys are getting too good Dylan one Those are good

Have you ever seen a river otter They're huge What they mean little fuckers They're not little They can be like six feet in length They're like small They're like dogs I got served a reel

It's a guy who's like an animal guy And they're like You're just like All right we're just gonna do this thing With a rapid fire Animals It's like I want you to scale 1 to 10

like how mean like how how fuck are you if you run into this in the wild and like one of them was like a gang of otters yeah and he's like oh you're in big trouble right yeah river yeah river otters didn't we do a story on that like a lady you got just ripped apart by them i can't remember i just served a reel like that they were mythical beasts they're like river wolves for a while until like people actually found out what they were and they're like they're six feet long they go in packs and they got like really sharp teeth they'll take down a Jag. I'm going to read that body snatching article.

The Bengalis? I didn't know what the hell's going on there. It just seems not okay. Somebody keeps snatching Joe Burrow from us, right? From our fantasy teams. Yeah. He is He's hurt. Often hurt. Turftoe. He's a Bengal. Turftoe.

Turfto. Intersection of pop culture and sports is what this show is. That's right. Joe Burrow. Jamar Chase Just he's going to start That's it That is a player on the team

A good player That is Do you name one more Cincinnati Bing? Come on No I cannot Okay T. Higgins

Sure Maybe I don't know I just like that Burrow and Chase are on the same team together I always thought that was cool They're good

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slash circling. That's BetterHelphelp.com slash circling. Yeah, this is a, this rapture stuff's big on the talk. It started to bled over into Instagram, but apparently today's the day. I don't really, Randy, play the video I sent you. Play the gram. I don't know. We don't like to get too religious here, despite Dylan's best efforts, always trying to

Force your religion. I'm sorry. The rapture going to happen September 23rd of this year. Rumors all over the Internet are saying the rapture will take place during the Feast of Trumpets. Before I tell you what I think, I'll tell you what everyone else is saying. Many people are saying the rapture will happen this day because Jesus came 4,000 years after Adam. And some scholars say Jesus died in 32 AD and 2,000 years later would be 2032. And seven years before that would be 22.

25. So that means the rapture has to happen this year. Then the 1,000 year rain would take place, meaning the 7,000 years would be completed. Now here's what I think. Do not listen to people who say they know when Jesus is returning. The Bible tells us to pay attention to the signs. And Jesus said when we see these signs, we would know his return is near. And scripture calls us to recognize the seasons, but it also says of that day and hour, no one knows. Not even the angels in heaven. but only his father. So yes, we can discern that Jesus is coming soon, but no, we can't circle a date on the calendar

and say this is when it will happen. Here's the real question. If Jesus were to appear in the clouds tomorrow to gather his church, would you be going or are you counting on a few more years to get things right? Are you? Answer the question. That's the real question, Dylan. I hope there's not a thousand year rain because we're supposed to play golf right.

You think this is a joke? Is this all a big joke to you? Is your immortal soul a joke? He's the one talking about it. Is the math-massing? Make it make sense. Can you make it make sense? Hold on.

I'm updating some. Somebody needs to make it make sense. He's doing the math. He's crunching the numbers. I slept pretty well last night. So I'm just like, and I'm kind of got a fit on today. I got future Adereid poncho on. I got my Decovis slides.

What's so funny? Did you do the math and it's not math? No, I was just, I was just, I was just thinking about the. How funny it would be if you, if you got raptured and you went up there and broke your fit? Like you went up there and like some big basketball shorts. I think it's always, it's always represented that like your clothes stay. Whenever I seen people like represent the rapture and movie and TVs, like you just get beamed up and like, your clothes stay so your fit would be would be sick that we're on the ground there but just

just our naked bare bodies i think so maybe oh you're just gonna be all red because he spanked your butt and vice headlines that's right this guy's got a red bottom what happened what happened yeah i don't know man i i'm not the most religious feller right but i'm like not already we've got this is like the rapture i feel like is locked down by the evangelicals i feel like they've kind of they're the rapture folks is vegas putting odds on this yet i don't know look it up randy i've seen you won't look it up i'm not going to look it up uh i think like a lot of this i've been seeing people talk about like some minister got like uh visited by jesus in a and a dream and that's where like a lot of this more rapture stuff has gone off on the ticot and people are

just taking it like at face value and they're selling they're selling their cars and all their worldly possessions and stuff, thinking today's going to be the reaction. Can't take it with you. Yeah. So I don't know. I mean, the disappointment if, you know, it doesn't happen and you, you know, you sold all your shit. It's tough. Are you going to microwave some salmon just in case it's your last meal on Earth?

You know, I've never done that. So I probably won't start now. Okay. Okay. Yeah. This guy's never microwave salmon, I guess. Yeah. I mean, I recently got saved.

I went vegetarian, according to date. I don't know what you're talking about. That's true, Randy. That's why you got nothing besides it. I would have kept the bit up had I known you're going to talk about it on the show. I had them going, dude. You could tell the folks at home. No, I'm going to let you tell it.

I think those beans have bacon in them, by the way. You better be careful. There's definitely meat and those beans. Oh, no. Oh, no. I made up something yesterday out of the blue because I was kind of bored in the office. Randy went home to work on the game show. It'll be ready in a couple years.

I went on the social videos. It'll take a long time. No. And I just looked out for my computer. Dylan, you tell it. It's not as fun if I tell it. Okay. Yeah, so Dave took Randy to Terry Blacks for lunch yesterday.

That's a true story. That did have. That part is true. He gets back. Randy left early to go work on his game show. So Dave's in the office, he's like, Randy told me that he started by saying

Randy didn't he ate only sides at Terry Blacks we're like what why did you guys go to Terry Blacks he goes I don't know Randy has he's gone vegetarian and can I say the reason

sure okay Rainy apparently the young lady that Rainy's dating is of some religion that makes her totally vegan and Randy has

his compromise by he's not going totally vegan but he is going vegetarian for her he met her halfway he met her halfway and yeah and Dave was convincing us that this was all true and I was like wait a man but Randy wanted to go to tumble 22 which if you're unfamiliar is a fried chicken place here in Austin and other places and he goes yeah but he wanted to get the impossible chicken or whatever it is the meatless chicken option which apparently is really good there and he had us going like I was like I was in disbelief but he He was so convincing because he came up with the name of this religion that I had never heard of. Like, okay?

I mean, I don't know enough about it to refute this. But apparently it's not true. Yeah, I made it up. Yeah, Dave made up a whole bit with zero payoff. No. Just to fuck with everyone. Yeah, it's bored. I don't know.

I realized like a media, I was like, well, we probably won't be able to do this on the show. So I should probably just tell him. I almost texted Randy overnight. I mean, like, hey, can you just play along with this? Oh, I would have. Just to fully can... Oh, and Dave also kept saying, don't bring it up on the show. Like, okay.

Now I wish you would have... You would have texted me like, hey, I've this thing going. I've been like, yeah, okay, that's funny. He met her halfway. He's like, look, I can't do... I can't give up dairy. Love my milk. Yeah.

Love my eggs. We just... Let me do the vegetarian thing. So, yeah, I'm not getting wrapped. your name more. Would you? No. I don't think so.

That's a big life. She's a perfect 10, but she wants you to go vegetarian. Vegetarian? Vegetarian? I don't know. I love, I love meat. Yeah, meat's great. It's so good.

She's a perfect 10 otherwise. It's a good point. Yeah. Dude, right out of college, Dylan used to make people call them the vegetarian. I never understood why. Come on, man. It's good water. Good water.

That's good water. No, but I'm still eating meat. We had a delicious barbecue yesterday, and I enjoyed it. Thank you, Dave. We figured out the proper poundage weight. Because you order, like, this place, you know, a lot of barbecue places, it's like, you You know, a quarter pound, half pound, we got half pound of brisket. Can we just split it on a big old tray?

Half pound of brisket, third a pound of a sausage, which was a link, right? Yeah. And that was perfect. With the sides, that was what we needed. It was a good weekday lunch number because you don't want to overdo it. Like on the weekend, yeah, you go in there. Maybe you had a few blue moons because you went too hard the night before, so you try to get back to normal by having a blue moon. And, yeah, that was the number.

All right, well. Someone recently told me that restaurant is the highest grossing restaurant in America. Totally believe it. I just pulled up a list. Let's see. It says year 2024. It's the most recent year they have here. And that is not true according to this.

According to this, it is Joe's Stone Crab in Miami Beach. Jack Hammer tries to poo-poo that restaurant a little bit kind of give it a me Tay blacks dude if you're in Austin like if you visit the town and you get there early enough

and the line even if there is a big line it moves quickly it's good it's very good barbecue on this list Matzo Rancho is number 36 in the nation

Matt El Ranchos Matt El Ranchos at 20 and a half million a year that's crazy that's crazy Meals served, it says 664,000 meals served annually. Sheesh.

Imagine if the rapture was going to happen and the only people who knew about it were chronically online people. They'd be like, what? Like you're not online. It's like, why didn't you tell me? You're like, man, you wouldn't get it. He's like TikTok. You don't even have TikTok. It's weird.

It's a whole thing. there's also some uh i think that's a date referencing ghostbusters too potentially the feast of trumpets no september 23rd 2025 maybe uh also there's some movies that allude to i don't know there's a lot i don't know if any of it's true but anyway it'll be cool that i get to say like uh right before i got raptured i was doing a pod a podcast What do you write down? Just the feed went in and out there for a second. So I was just checking to go check later.

So some people were complaining in the chat. But I think everything's good now. Okay. Hey, I'm producing. I'm producing over here, guys. What are you doing? The producer. What are you looking up?

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But Rider Cup is this week, Friday. I'll be on the golf course, Dylan, you might be, unless you tap out and let prep line. it out, man. Got a mini front blowing in. It's going to take some of that humidity out. It might save the cheese, Randy. Yeah. Yeah. I guess, I mean, I don't know what my friday looks like, but if any of you guys get raptured, I guess I could probably fill in. Yeah. We'll see. It might, it might rain for a thousand years. If we got raptured, would you still like to go out and play golf Friday or do you, would it change your life a little bit? What you kind of just hunkered down?

Like, man, what the fuck now? Yeah. Is getting raptured, like getting the invite, getting the bid? Yeah. Or is it staying here? I think you you go up dog yeah you go up then everyone else you know stays here all the heathens was that the leftovers is that kind of the don't know much about i don't know that about that show but i definitely do know uh this is the end that movie that was about the rapture is the chat big on this more importantly though got rider cup we got brandle back in his bag play him with some brandle you want brandle how do you think brandle randall you know he's a usa guy he's got strong rider cup takes let's see what he chose to use his platform to discuss.

To drum up some interest for himself. And I thought it was pretty pointed there when he asked about the retort of Rory that he didn't mention the goal this week of a Ryder Cup. Nope, he didn't do that. He didn't talk about playing on a team and how much that meant. Nope, he didn't do that. What he did do was talk about his YouTube channel, which, you know, if we want to talk about the numbers that are generated from that, it's pretty dubious.

I have no doubt that bots are generating a lot of those. those views. There may be some interest as well. But that's what he wants to talk about. Not the team, not the Ryder Cup. This is one of the reasons why I think he's going to be such a difficult person to get paired with. No doubt he's one hell of a golfer. No doubt he has his moments of generosity with fans. I've heard about it. But he's an odd duck when he's trying to blend in with the team. And he has so many potential bulletin board mistakes. And I think he would be a captain's nightmare. Pauli, who do you put them with?

Do you drum up some interest? Talking about Bryson. Talking about Bryson, yeah. DeCambeau, SMU Mustangs. Okay. Did you see the interview that he's referring to? Yeah, Rory, yeah. Him and Rory had a little very, very minor back and forth.

And Bryson, Brison's interview, it was a pretty harmless comment. I just, I can't even imagine how much real estate. live and Bryson owns in Brandl's head. Like, I get, it's fine. Like, you don't like live for a number of reasons not to like it. But Bryson, like, we, he comes up every few months on the show. Like, he's kind of crept back in due to us being somewhat less exposed to him towards like, okay, kind of appreciate him.

His YouTube stuff is great. The bot claim is pretty wild. What a bizarre, really wild actually. bizarre thing to bring up. Dubious, he said. He said, who care, I mean, he says, I have no doubt. there's some interest. Yeah, there's a lot of interest.

Like, people, people love YouTube golf shit. Can we, how do we, um, hire one of these bot farms to juice our shit? Yeah. Does anybody know about these bot farms? What a weird thing to bring up, man. Hey, you know what, actually, no, don't you dare email Randy at washmead.com if you know anything about these bot farms. We're natural.

You know, we don't want to cook the numbers. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do like 800,000 views per episode. You want to know. That's crazy. That's too much money. I want to grow organically. And you want to know how we're going to do that and do it with you liking and subscribing

and commenting a ghost below and hitting us with high points right now. Yeah. He didn't mention the hype. Do you think the bots are hype pointing his video? If he brought up hype points in this video, that would have been. Some of these high points are a little dubious. There's no way people. What are weird.

People aren't hyping it that much. It's very bizarre. That's bizarre, man. And keep in mind again, the Rider Cup is Friday. It is Ryder Cup week. And it's just very weird. It's like, you know what? Let me throw this guy under the bus.

Bryson comes off as a kind of guy. I'm not the biggest Bryson fan. Let me get that out there. But he seemed like he would be really into the Ryder Cup format. And it seems like he would be a good teammate. He's been on the team before. He's a very emotional guy, you know? He hits the fuck out of the ball.

He hits the fuck out of the ball. I don't know. It's very bizarre. It's very weird. And I'm happy to be playing that Scramble Friday, but I also am like kind of bummed. We're not going to be watching Ryder Cup Friday. But that being said, this is one the USA has to have. If we lose this, it's just going to be a real annoying two years.

If we can't win it at Beth Page, we can't win it on our turf, then we're in trouble. It's been tough. Yeah. Not a good look Considering the best player in the world Scotty Was like in tears last time around In Italy

Like people forget that They got run so hard He was like crying After his round He's got just absolutely He's got packed up Damn He got zipped up

Hashtag body bag Hashtag outch hashtag wow It wasn't good for anything Seems like the camaraderie On the Euro team is stronger Yeah they put out a video today And it's a good video

It's also like, come on, I was playing golf. I don't take this little seriously. Yeah. But it is pretty dope. And I wish we took it that seriously. So I'm being a little hypocritical there. Braddle's just got to relax. Just put it away for one week.

Please. You know, Brando, former Longhorn. Didn't know that. Yeah. Okay. Met him in the off-mentioned Ponteveter Beach trip. Met him briefly. Tiny fellow.

Did he bring up our download numbers or anything? No. Okay. This is before our pivot to video. Okay. He's about Randy's size. So like average height, 510? Pretty, pretty muscular.

Yeah, 510, for sure. For sure. I'm taller than you. Stop, Dave. I'm taller than you. Why are you being so mean? I'm tall. Sorry.

Anyways, I don't like Brandel. Just because I don't like that. put a B in front of my name. It's weird. I've never heard before. A funny bit I wish you would have done has just gotten all into Bryson. Not into golf in general, but just like you got really into his YouTube stuff. I did, I did always enjoy checking in to see if he was going to get that hole in one over his house. That stuff's fun, man. Yeah. I didn't care for the flop, the little chip. You know, he did one where he was giving away like a Bentley, a yellow Bentley or like a yellow something or other that was parked in his house

and he had to hit like a he was just every day going up there trying to hit a flop shot into a cup that was like upstairs and he gave it away I don't know that kind of shit is it's I get it I'm probably going to get Rhodes and do it soon at some point although Rhodes is technically not allowed on YouTube

so it's tough we decided YouTube's not good that's where he drew the line Ooh no Miss Rachel for him Miss Rachel's on Netflix now Oh yeah Parks likes to watch ridiculousness And there's some inappropriate shit on there. I had to shut it down this morning.

He didn't have school today. So he was watching it this morning. There's a, there's a, it said, they blurred it, but the guy was just a naked dude with this wiener flopping around. I was like, Parks. What was he doing? Uh-uh, buddy. What was the point of that?

I don't know. I was like, you're not watching this, dude. No school today. I'm sorry. He cuts it off. Which episode was this specifically? I don't know. I don't know.

What? No school for the rapture? Did they head Monday and Tuesday? Right. I don't know what's going on. It's not at school either. Bullshit. He's sitting in the car.

Put the parents in a bike. He's out there in the car, just listening to music. Hopefully you left the motor on. He's listening to, he's listening to Minions. Okay. He's listening to the Revolution. Buba. Buba Avichi cover.

I need to listen to this now. Dave informed us that there is a kid's version of levels by Avichy and that roses into it. It's a boobah does, which boob, I still don't know if boob is good. It's seemingly a zero educational value. I don't know. what it is where it came from who makes it if it's propaganda but he likes it and it's been on and they do a lot there's a levels so like bit that they do i like walked in i was like why is my son and they're doing edm and i looked i was like oh he kept rewinding it as long as he's not raving

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crushed it did you just like put that on a button yeah yeah we'll we'll record I don't think it's going to get better than that, reading-wise. Yeah, it's pretty strong. Pretty strong. I'll just cut it up. Fun child's story while we have the kids on our mind a little bit. Yesterday, Rhodes kept calling me Big Daddy. And I was like, that's not a thing you do.

I call you that sometimes. I was like, why you call me Big Daddy? And then he, like, looked at my wife, and he's like, you know, Big Daddy pees on the wall. He does, yeah. And I'm like, no, I don't. I mean, I do sometimes pee. I'm not the UT pisser. That's what you're trying to accuse me of.

And he's like, no, no, no. I watched or he's like, Thomas said, Thomas is a kiddance class. Big Daddy pees on the wall. Well, we realize he's talking about Big Daddy, Adam Sandler. Movie Big Daddy, yeah. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, who showed you Big Daddy? He's like, no, no, no. Tom, like, kidding my class told me about Big Daddy.

And we're like, really? He was allowed to watch Big Daddy. He's like, yep. Feels a little advance for four. What are some of the themes? Oh, of course, the hooters. Hooters, hooters, hooters, yeah. Old balls.

Big boops. Old balls. Big boos. Peeing on walls. Peeing on walls. Just being, uh... Yeah, it's probably not, uh, drinking beers.

Four-year-old appropriate. Drinking ice cold beers. Your foot got ran over by a taxi cab. Now you're just living... Rumble still skin. Rumble still skin is a good man. Remember that? Hip, hip, hip,

hip hop anonymous sure but he asked like can i watch big daddy i know what just stick to booba kid just stick to boobie i think parks his favorite movie now is grown-ups too okay does the one with the water park yeah dude it's sneaky it's sneaky pretty funny and there's some low-key cuck shit cuck shit i don't know doesn't one of the guys like wives like go hook up with a like yoga instructor. Am I thinking of a different movie? I could be wrong.

I'm sorry. I don't think so. I don't think so. It's so like, what, how do they come up with this? David Spade, Adam Sandler. It's kind of funny.

Shack is in it. Shack is in it. Shack is in it. Wow. I prefer, I prefer Kazam. It's my favorite Shack. Sam's a good one, yeah.

That's a good movie. Have you seen Kazam? Of course I've seen Kazam. Last thing, we're not going to talk heavyball, but got to give a shout to our friend Blakey Locks. Go follow Blakey. Locks on the Everything app because he was very early on the Landry Kiffin story.

Who's Landry Kiffin? Well, it's Lane Kiffin, of course, the coach at Ole Miss. They got a big one this weekend, hosting LSU. Yeah, he's got a daughter. Don't know where she goes to school. Do you? Does she go to LSU? I assumed it was Ole Miss.

Okay. Anyway, she is now dating Witt Weeks. Who is Witt Weeks? He is a star linebacker for LSU. Yeah, a pretty handsome dude Seems pretty likable He was in that He was featured in that SEC documentary

That aired recently And I enjoyed it quite a bit He seemed like a solid dude But yeah, they went public On Instagram A couple days ago, I think She hard launched him Hard launch

Interesting timing Since it's Ole Miss LSU week They play each other Saturday Interesting timing Lane responded to the tweets About it and said take the over take the over which is a pretty great response i have to say are coaches allowed to do that discuss like the possibility of like i know he's joking yeah i'm just wondering if like uh i would

i would think not i mean it seems common sense that you wouldn't be able to talk about betting lines as a head coach right someone in charge of game planning and whatnot we're not going to we're not going to we're not going to tag the nca we're not going to tune them in but i'm sure people have found that it's on it's on a public he's a very public forum um yeah i don't know man how's fred holding up his coach's daughters dating the other team it's like romeo and juliet uh famously capulots and the montague's queen ewers dated uh i know you gal still is still is i don't know she still goes there but yeah she's a sooner um i remember colt mccoy i believe his girlfriend, future wife, was a Baylor track person.

Okay. I'm not mistaken. Yeah. I'm sure this happens often. My girlfriend always went to another school. Yeah. I'm sorry, buddy. About to make a similar joke.

I'm sorry, buddy. It's good. She doesn't eat any animal products. Right? I'm sorry, pal. Yeah. Vegan school. What would you fucking eat?

If you were vegan, if I was vegan or vegetarian? Like, what do you do? do, how do you go vegan? I'm sorry, we don't have to answer to that. I would probably eat a lot of mushrooms. Vegan's tough to replace the meat. It's kind of similar. Yeah, but you're not getting the protein.

You have protein for mushrooms. How is it similar? Not as much. Meat. Fungi is way, I think, more similar to meat than it is to plants. I don't know, don't know. Don't quote me on that. Chat, let me know.

Oh, mushroom is disgusting. You sent me a recipe on Slack. I have not looked at it's the cream of some fungi. And Rosaga soup Vegan's tough man Hats off to those folks who can do that But there's animal product and so much good shit Milk and eggs bitch

Cheese man No cheese Hungly I eat hella eggs Y'all know that we know that You're just eating you're just taking slokers down How many hard boiled eggs do you think do you eat in a week Not like a crazy amount

Just probably like six. But I cook eggs all the time. Okay. You're saying just hard-boiled six. Okay. I will put my egg cooking up against anyone in Austin, all forms of egg. Even like a trained chef? Yeah.

Whoa. You've had some bad takes on this show. Dude, I can make eggs. Yeah, most people can make adequate eggs. I can make some fucking eggs. Are you doing them in Steel, Pam? What are you doing in a man? Not a steel pan.

Teflon? Yeah. This guy rides for big Teflon. Yeah. Unreal. It's Teflon. Okay. I put a medium boiled egg in my ramen the other day.

The ramen, you described to me that you made at home sounded delightful. Yeah. The eggs I cook the most right now, I'm doing over medium. Those are big in my household right now. A little salt, little pep. Delish. That's awesome. You season them.

A little yolk. A little yolk coming in there, you know, not too much. Did you break the oak? on the TL? I don't break the fucking dope. Is there something special you have to do with the egg for ramen?

Like when you go to a real ramen place? Yeah, I think they like marinated in soy sauce and stuff too. So the medium boiled egg. I always add an extra. They're so good. Oh, you have to.

It's like six bucks. They're so good. Yeah, give me that $6 egg. I'll just fucking eat it. Because let me tell you, like I medium boiled it and put it in there, it's not the same. It's the same texture and it's all that,

but like the flavor is not the same. It's a substitute, but it's not as good. Yeah, when my friend kind of told me that you could just, like, you know, take the regular brick ramen and cook it and not just eat it as itself, but put chicken and put, like, vegetables and eggs in there and stuff like, oh, yeah, you can just use this as the base of actual making your own ramen. I do think that sounds? It sounds pretty good. Sounds fine. What do you like about it specifically?

You knew that I was reading something on here and you that I wasn't listening. Now you're trying to put me on the spot. No, but what he said is pretty engaging. Hey, you know, you don't have to use it like that. You can be like my roommate in college. You just eat it. Who just, I'm not, I tell this story five times a year. I know people are like, oh, Dave brings us up every pot.

He just one time, not even once, twice at least. He just didn't cook it. He just ate it like a fucking sandwich. He sprinkled the seasoning, the beef seasoning on top and just ate it. It's so wild. That's so gross. It doesn't break easy. It's like very hard.

It's not a good. move. Like the little bits that fall off, maybe sometimes I'll like pick them up and I'll like try them a little bit, but no, not the full thing. Shout to Rich. Oh, it was rich? Yeah, it was rich.

Shout out Rich. One of the early adopters of the Mollet. Yeah. Like unironically. Do they still have one? Yeah. Good for him. The way. Yeah. You want run it back? It's running back before we get out of here.

of course as a segment during which we talk about what we already talked about could be our last tuesday what if dylan is just knocking down a pence and splitting fairways friday i haven't played golf in over two years uh dave hopes there's not a thousand year rain because we're playing golf friday randy's game show will be ready in a couple years dillon used to make people call him the vagetarian and finally randy's girlfriend goes to a different school now That concludes running back. All right. We'll see you later for a spooky season.

We revisit the first spooky season, right? You word it better than me. Yeah, yeah. You'll tune in the Patreon and figure it out. It's from the old podcast, too. Yeah. Bye. Bye.

You know what I'm going to be. Thank you.