Circling Back - Real or Fake Weed Strains & Fireworks

Episode Date: July 6, 2022

Oh, you don't smoke that sticky? Well then today's episode might not be for you because only the stickiest dopers are allowed. Dillon goes through some Real or Fake strains of weed, we discuss the absurdity of home fireworks gone wrong, Brad Pitt being face blind, Dillon gets exposed for NOT being a Chaco guy, and more. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:15) Fireworks & Roasting Interns (30:50) Real or Fake: Weed Strains (58:40) Chaco Dillon Gets EXPOSED (1:05:05) Brad Pitt Is Face Blind Support This Episode’s Sponsors Solo Stove: www.solostove.com (STEAM for $10 off) Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Athletic Greens: www.athleticgreens.com/circling (FREE 1 yearsupply of immune-supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast presented by Visi Heart Seltzer, the only heart seltzer with vitamin c and superfruit acerola my name is will defries to my left david ruff got some interesting news here to start the pot off with turns out a uh fossilized skeleton of one gorgosaurus found in montana in 2018 it's heading to the auction block 76 Wow, thanks for- The 76 million year old dinosaur is expected to go for- Five to eight million dollars. You totally cocked my intro. Sorry, dog.

What I was going to add to that, thanks, David, is that if you care about me, or more importantly, if you care about the homie, my son, you will pitch in to my GoFundMe. I'm trying to raise between five and eight million dollars the gorg phone me is that what you're saying the gorgosaurus is a genus of the tyrannosaur theropod dylan his birthday is in february lived in western north february 19th during the late crustaceous period that's just kind of some fun facts about the gorgosaurus what i'm trying to say is i would like to surprise my son seven years old with a full skeleton of the fossilized skeleton of the gorgosaurus so um yeah it'll be live this afternoon i hate so many glizzies on the fourth they're calling me

the gagasaurus how many gaggers did you have 17 17 over a five hour period it wasn't like a chestnut sitch i've only had like i think like four gaggers at a time could you do nine hot dogs and nine innings what's the nine gaggers yeah nine gaggers and nine innings i mean if i really put my mind to it i'm sure i could that's over what like three hours three and a half hours sure what would you have an easier time doing nine hot dogs over nine innings or nine beers over nine innings i don't know what hot dog is um again i'm sorry nine gaggers over nine innings or nine beers over nine innings? I don't know what a hot dog is. I'm sorry. Nine gaggers over nine innings or nine beers over nine innings? I could easily do nine beers in nine innings.

What's a beer? Nine gaggers. Like a Mickey Bang Bang? Right. A Frosty Boy? Yeah. So how many Mickey Bang Bangs can you put down in a nine inning game? Ooh.

Probably five. Probably 48. That's a lot. Yeah. I could probably just sip on the same one. Let it get all hot in the outfield in the aluminum can yeah i like to play the old cup game when i'm uh you and your two dates huh what no i've talked about it we're not going to get into it anyway talking about the cup snake

no that is that is fun for the kids the adults who drink beer in the stands anyway i just don't have a desire to make like a wizard staff at this point in my life i'm just i feel like i'm too old for that but you're never too old for a wizard you don't like fun what's your problem i'm more into wizard stiffs dylan shivery ladies and gentlemen man you've seen fantasia dude there's all those rumors about mickey getting like a boner and stuff there were some pervs who were dude animating for disney i was hella defensive whenever kids would say that back in the day i'd be like shut up it's fine you can't intro me in the start talking about random shit right away you gotta what up you interrupted my

intro no you cucked my end i don't know what you're talking about i don't talk to you it's totally unfair man it's not to be i'm gonna i i don't want to do this dylan but i have to support dave here there was no discussion about the gagasaurus before we actually did you see the cover of the little mermaid vhs the castle had a big old dong on it i just i just i was so defensive of disney back in the day that i refused to let anyone say that there were pervs there they weren't right people are making that shit up no i think there might have been some pervs there they were just trying to find shit i think there might have been some pervs what like in lion king it's spelled like sex in the sky or something yeah but there's also like naked people and like the rescuers. People get naked. What's the big deal? I mean, that's facts.

But I think the issue is when it's a rated G movie. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like if it was different, like Dave, dude, it's just a drizzle castle, man. You see, dog? Like stop doing this. Like it's totally fine. Oh, wasn't Walt Disney a Nazi sympathizer too?

Just happened to look a little phallic some people say coincidence man did he sympathize for the nazis or does he sympathize with the nazis i don't know man i'm a little confused by the yeah distinction here i don't know man hey it's gonna be a really fun episode well dude i mean we got pre-meetup vibes. Ooh, it is meetup season. Yeah. July 9th, Houston, Texas. Clear schedule after 7 p.m. Kirby Ice House.

No, I'm sorry. What's it called? No one really knows. Yeah, you got it right. Yeah. Downtown location. Well, kind of downtown. Is it?

I don't know. Just... We should probably... Be there or be square. Can someone tell us what we're doing this meetup? Seven o'clock? What are you listeners? Yeah, I'm saying seven o'clock because we're going to go to dinner before.

And I don't know if we're going to go after seven, but I think seven o'clock is a good time to show up and really start spreading the wings a little bit. We're going to LT, right? Yeah. So Saturday, we're going to be at Kirby Ice House in Houston, Texas. 3333 East Side Street, Houston, Texas. Again, 3333 East Side Street location. texas uh 33 33 east side street houston texas again 33 33 east side street location don't you think it's a little weird that the only way you can get a hot dog at gagger eric gagger at el

tiempo is kids menu like why do i have to order if that's like the number one thing i'm gonna get why do i have to get an alternate menu i get gagger nachos chicken crisper is the same thing chicken crisper should be a staple on every menu. It shouldn't be just for kids. There shouldn't be that stigma like, I'm a grown man ordering off the kids menu. Sorry, Will. I'll get off my soapbox. All I'm saying is that if you really want to do it right, you have

to go get the Gaggar nachos from Matt's El Rancho. They just cut up a bunch of Gaggar's and spread them all over there. They don't have that there. Gaggar nachos. I that there. Gaggy chose. You know, I ordered those gaggy chose. To the tune of Dirty Paul? It must be chose.

Chose. Did you intro Dylan? Dylan's shivery, ladies and gentlemen. It's already ruined. The moment's gone. It's passed. Y'all destroyed it. Y'all pissed all over it. Let's just move on.

We need to clear Walt Disney's name if, in fact, it needs to be cleared. I don't know if it does need to be cleared. Adam, that's your job for the rest of the pod. I do think Walt Disney had some skeletons in his closet.

Skeletons? Was it a Gorgosaurus? What? Okay. Are they ever going to unfreeze the heads that are frozen? Like the brains

that they cryogenically froze for these dudes? Is Walt Disney one of them? I think so. Ted Williams is one. Yeah, so when are we going to actually make good on this? Just do it if you're real. Well, the technology is not there to reattach.

Or is it? It probably is. Dave, I'm going to do something, and you're going to get weirded out by me doing this, but I have to do it because it's been distracting me since we started recording. You have one single hair on your microphone, and I'm going to take it off well that's big of you you know how i am about hair i'm glad you got that out of there can i talk about the segment

we have coming up based on what i know about this hair in my hand right now i'm not going to test it but i think it's randy's so i think you can feel good about this hair my dog or the human no no the dog so i think you can feel good about that hair. My dog or the human? No, no, the dog. So I think you can feel good about that. Unless some of us have some gray hair just popping out hard. Well. I have some of my beard lately. Mustache is getting a little. I've been plucking them.

What's up with this, Seggy? We're doing this weed thing later. I don't know. Y'all kind of ruined the moment again. Kind of don't even want to do it anymore no i'm just kidding it'll be a lot of fun i mean you've got strains you've got hungover will in the building today so i apologize by the way all the strains i picked are only the stickiest of the strains that's what i would assume no spoilers yeah dude don't don't spoil it too much we're

doing real or fake weed strains what's gonna happen when i go 100 and everyone realizes that i burn only the realest of the dopers will know all the real ones dopers should get used more or fake weed strains. What's going to happen when I go 100% and everyone realizes that I burn? Only the realest of the dopers will know all the real ones. Dopers should get used more. Yeah, dopers is a fun one. Dopers like me, we all know.

Don't forget that guy in the parking garage told me and my friends he'd fuck our dope up. What does that mean? Really? We don't know. We're like,

does that mean you're going to beat the shit out of us? I bet you didn't want to find out. No, he was a grown man. We were like 16. He would have definitely fucked our dope up, whatever that is. Don't fuck people's dope up. Or maybe.

Maybe fuck it up. We deserve to have our dope fucked up at that point. Hey, yesterday, usually on the first Tuesday of the month, we do a Worst Of episode over on Patreon. Things were too lit yesterday. We had no choice but to do a normal episode. We toss it up on Patreon, patreon.com slash circling back podcast. You can get in, you can listen to that episode for just $5 a month. And we do our regular voicemails, worst ofs, dad pods, Randy's game show, all the above. Go over to patreon.com slash circling back

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and five free travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit athleticgreens.com circling again it's athleticgreens.com circling to take ownership over your health and pick up the ultimate daily nutritional insurance what's up with these fireworks man i'm a big advocate of freedom. That's a thing about me. But just one look at the timeline last night, it makes me wonder if we shouldn't maybe dial back on the legality of fireworks. There's a number.

I know fireworks are dangerous inherently, but I don't think everybody understands that. Specifically the artillery shell style. You know what I'm talking about? The ball you drop in a tube. My tubes. What's the average number of fingers slash hands blown off annually by fireworks in America specifically?

Adam, did you look that stat? Yeah, Adam's got the stats pulled up. You got to think it's in the hundreds at this point. I mean, I bet that's shooting it low. I come from a pretty small town and we have numerous stories in our area of fireworks going so wrong that at this point, I'm just not running to go do it. Don't get me wrong. I love watching fireworks.

I love it. They're okay. I love it. They're okay. Fireworks don't do a ton for me. What age do you bring your kid to watch? What I don't enjoy about fireworks is I don't enjoy the small fireworks. I don't enjoy the wimpy fireworks.

I want the big boys, and I want professionals doing it for me. Okay. So Adam just pulled up a little something, something on Google. And it says between 2006 and 2021, the CSPC, not sure what that is, received reports of 158 fireworks-related deaths for an average of 9.9 deaths per year of the nine deaths attributed to fireworks in 2021 six were associated with misuse oh yeah that kind of goes without saying um okay so 10 deaths a year you gotta think the number of hands blown off fingers blown off is much much higher than that right shit happens a lot did you see the simply safe video it was making the rounds was that the one that was um was a

security system front yard of someone's house this is the first video in a very long time that i was watching and wasn't expecting it to escalate to the point that it escalated to and it got a verbal like oh my god dude yeah it looked like the finale of like uh you know like new york's you know uh fireworks show like a finale but it all happened like in someone's driveway so what happened here the people under their under their vehicle so the people had all they instead of unloading the fireworks they decided to unload them and put them right outside of their vehicle. And then I guess a firework hit the other fireworks and lit them on fire and then set them all off at once. Is that what happened? It looks like there's two separate incidents. So you've got what appears to be a tube

falling down in the street that fires into the crowd, including children. It's a small crowd. They're just hanging out in their front yard, like probably having a few Mickey bang bangs. Then after that, they kind of scattered. They're like, oh man, that was crazy. For some reason, some, there's a kid who like detonates one right next to the family minivan. It looks like a Mazda MPV. And it just, I mean, it just, it looks like a scud missile.

It just hits this family's driveway. That car is toast, right? It stinks like sulfur, I'll tell you that. Yeah, you're not going to want to get in that thing for a while. That thing needs some heavy-duty detailing. Right. At the very least, if not completely ruined. Am I a wimp for back in the day?

I was like, I kind of thought that sparklers were going to get in my eyes and stuff i was always so worried about it and parents were like whatever here here four-year-old go take a sparkler and get out of here now you're now when you're at a wedding and they hand them out you're worried if it's gonna like burn a hole through your jacket yeah dude i don't need i don't need my tuxedo like like ruined because you had sparklers at your wedding i can't bring this back to men's warehouse why are you adding people who had sparklers at your wedding. I can't bring this back to men's warehouse. Why are you adding people who have sparklers at the wedding? That's a lot of folks out there who are like, damn, fuck Will right now.

I think we did. No, we definitely did. It's everyone did. Thanks Will, glad you really cared, man. Everyone did. We handed out flower petals to everyone who sat down at our ceremony and only about seven people got the message

that they were supposed to throw them as we walked back down the aisle. So that was- I think I was telling people, I was like, throw the petals. I'll be honest with you. I had no clue I was supposed to throw them as we walked back down the aisle so that was i think i was telling people i was like throw the pedals i'll be honest with you i had no clue i was supposed to throw those pedals yeah you didn't read the uh we'll try to smoke them i was eating them yeah i thought read something an anarchist cookbook and try to boil and smoke them you thought it was marijuana you thought some of that sticky shit yeah i thought you were i thought we were micro dosing yeah i was i expected just like flowers be raining down on us and we, yeah, about seven people participated.

So it was okay. Hey man, like dude, it went off without a hitch. Yeah. Still a fun day. Uh, but fireworks,

uh, careful man. So I like, I do like some of the, the smaller ones. I'm a big fan of the properly used Saturn missile, the little box. It has like 40 little mini missiles and they just shoot up and scream those are also very dangerous if they if it tips or if you use it to point at your buddy which i've never done my favorite one is the

little cardboard tank oh yeah that really doesn't work they never roll it just shoots out the bag there's a boat too it just shoots out the bag. There's a boat too. It just shoots out the bag for, you know, eight seconds and then it's done. It's like, okay. My dad let me buy the boat one time and I put it in our pool

and my dad got mad because it got in the filter. He was right to be mad. He specifically said, don't put it in the pool. And you guys had a pool, huh? We did.

What did that set you back? It must be nice. We dug it ourselves in C-No-Man style. That's sick. Did you find a caveman? We did. Really?

That's who got me into law school. He wrote me a letter of rec. What does a caveman like? He wrote it on the cave wall. I'm a caveman. Why do you like that so much? It's a funny sketch. It's very dated.

Noah Hartman's just great. R.I.P. Was your next door popping this week my next door was weirdly silent regarding uh fireworks and stuff that's sure i i was kind of getting i get excited to go see it to be honest like i do i feel bad for dog owners and dogs that are scared of fireworks yes do i have a dog that is scared of fireworks no so i don't really have to worry about it and so i don't care that much. When Stella hears fireworks, she kind of just like, what was that?

And then she goes back down to sleep. Rosie more like, what's happening? It's really cool. But like, I do feel bad in that respect. And I'm not one to light off fireworks in my neighborhood either way, because I think that needs to get done in like a large open space.

Doesn't it feel more fun to be in a big open space and blow off fireworks? Especially when we're in a historical drought and there's a burn ban. There's that too. Yeah, I'm surprised we're in a drought considering how much drip I've been walking through lately. You're talking about your fits.

Yeah. Yeah, you know. Last week- Been doing pretty well. Brando, who if you don't know who Brando is, he's our college student intern. He asked me if I knew what drip meant. I do.

Come on. Have you listened to the drill? I ran that into the ground two years ago. I've been doing the internet for a long time. We ruined drip a long time ago. Before you were born, buddy. We ruined that word before you were born. Then I dragged him outside and whipped his ass.

Yeah, that's cool. Yeah. I mean, Callie's article the other day. What has he learned? The whipped his ass. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah. I mean, Callie's article the other day, the Ask the Intern articles might need to get put on halt. She called me Kim Kardashian after her divorce

trying to find her style. You know, why was that so specific? I don't know. Really specific. I'm not mad for you. I didn't really understand what that meant.

She canceled me and she ranked my dog last in the same column of all the company dogs. Well, maybe you should be nicer to the interns instead of taking them out back and beating the shit out of them like you did to Brando. Oh, yeah, that's a good point.

Yeah, like he's just trying to do some motion animations and stuff and you're just beating him up all the time. Well, he asked me what drip was. Dylan has a strict don't look at me policy. He also said he thinks I'm the kind of guy who doesn't own numerous suits. Brando told you that? Yeah, he told me that. I like that. I you that was a that was a or funny moment like a single

suit i can't remember callie did point out that brett said that she had never been to walmart vibes which is kind of disrespectful in a way they roasted me yesterday and y'all can roast me for this i don't think i've ever i've ever made a pancake in my life. Dave, I'm going to be honest. That is a little out there. Coming from the guy who's never mowed a lawn. Here's my thing. Pancakes are cool. If someone's making them, I'll eat a pancake or two.

Maybe I'll eat three, some buttermilk ones. When I'm at home, I'm just a simple breakfast guy. Maybe a piece of toast, bacon, eggs, maybe some guacamole or avocado. Pancakes or waffles? Waffle. Men are sticky. I'm a waffle guy. Awful waffles.

I'm a waffle guy. I'm not willing to make the, I'm not willing to make the call on this. I like a waffle that has a little, a little crunch to it. You know,

it's got some, it's got some browned, you know, some edge, browned edges. And plus, like the little squares that holds the syrup. It's like, ooh, give me And plus, like the little squares, it holds the syrup. It's like, ooh, give me that one.

Give me that piece. It's the juxtaposition. It's not. Of what, though? I mean, Dylan has major, oh, no, I don't put butter on my waffles vibes. Sometimes I do. Sometimes I don't. When those centerpieces have just butter up to the top of those waffles,

and it's just absolutely drenched in syrup. Are kidding me juxtaposition yeah facts you get the waffle off the waffle maker you put the butter right in the middle of it right then you get your heated up syrup pour it on top melts the butter and then some of the butter goes to the top and kind of runs off the side if you if you pour syrup on either a pancake or a waffle before cutting it in front of britney she will slap you across the face because she thinks you're a violent couple she thinks that is not the way you're supposed to do it you cut it up in the individual whites and then you pour syrup no or else if you're a baby she also thinks you're a total dumbass if you're a baby i'm just i'm telling you what bae does she does it with waffles too every yeah she would she would hate

how i eat my gaggers i'm surprised you allow syrup in the house with how much sugar contents in there dylan we don't do a lot of that kind of stuff dave you need to start making pancakes for the little man it's a really easy meal uh alissa's better at it than i am you gotta flip them when they start bubbling yeah you know anything no like you never made homemade, like, banana pancakes or anything? Again, I've never made a pancake. And if I have, it was not successful. I do a little cinnamon. It's a Jack Johnson song.

I salt bae my cinnamon into that. My secret ingredient, my pancakes. Banana pancakes is a Jack Johnson song? Yeah. You're a big Jack Johnson guy. He only performs in Hawaii, I believe. That's a flex. A good gig and a gick, if you can get it. that's a flex good gig gig and a gig if you can get it

it's a good gig yeah nice gig how many gaggers do you think uh jack johnson could eat at a ball game oh god you got to think at least like 16 his name literally translates to a gagger gagger okay thank you sure i'm thinking it through you can tweet it probably won't i can't i can't place the logo on your hat but i know i've seen them before and it was sent to the office what is it oh it's the uh northern jaguar project that's right we're protecting jaguars and their natural habitat near the border around the the Texas border, Mexico border. That's kind of flames. First time I've worn it. This is a flounder gift.

He brought us gifts that time he did the pod. Can't wait to see him on Saturday. If you're going to the meetup, you're going to meet a flounder. And if he's not there, just know that he probably got some invitation to go to Key West and be on the Discovery Channel and like a fishing thing. Because that's something that he would do. He's canceled, he's canceled like plans

because like, man, I'm going to Key West for the fishing tournament and like the Discovery Channel is going to be doing filming there. I can't, I can't pass this up. I'm like, yeah, you know what? This does kind of ruin the golf tournament because, you know, we had you planned and on a team.

But no one loves to fish more than that guy no no one no we're very we're riding different waves i don't i don't fish he's fishing the waves yeah he's cool and you i'm surfing him he's fishing him it's different we're actually replacing you with flounder that's fine because he likes fishing that's fine he does i think i could share this. He did tell my buddy that he's basically plus size Dylan. What does that even mean? Oh, that's incredible. I'm taking it as a compliment.

That's a huge compliment. I would love to be compared to Flounder. He's also tan skin, dark features. He's plus size me. He's hot. He's a hot dude. He's a man of size. And he's fantastic. You he's hot he's a hot dude he's a man of size and he's fantastic you're gonna see him he's gonna be on one saturday assuming i can't wait he's there

yes i don't know man just maybe don't if you're gonna unpack your fireworks go put them somewhere else away from the other fireworks so that you don't set off your fireworks how about that good point yeah like i just these people could have avoided it by not being lazy and not just taking so that you don't set off your fireworks. How about that? Good point. Yeah. Like I just, these people could have avoided it by not being lazy and not just taking the fireworks out of the trunk and making a pile of them

right next to where they're lighting the fireworks off. There was one of these, some city put on a firework show and that, this thing happened to them. They all went off at one time from like ground level.

It ignited somehow and it looked like someone dropped a nuke on the city. It was pretty wild. Not sure if everyone made it out alright. I hope they did. What's going on with Avi right now? I don't know. Does he need an ass whipping too? I guess he needs something to do, man.

He's pointing out that we're talking about the city of San Diego. He's trying to help out the show. Noted marine layer, Haber. None to speak of there, actually. He's pointing out that we're talking about the city of San Diego. He's trying to help out the show. No, did Marine Layer have her? None to speak of there, actually. Dude, it's very Marine Layer-y there. Oh, not again. Oh.

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do we want to buy that for 350 austin texas media seo no it's a shitty url who looks up austin texas media nobody dude url squatters looked it up no url squatters are the worst people on planet earth they're just assholes yeah like come on dog and it's so hard it is so difficult to get a url from someone that is squatting on it there are so few legal rights that people have when it comes to this it tortured me for a really long time at my old job i just wanted to fight the dude that had it if the person who's interested in in acquiring it like doesn't doesn't make you an offer that you want like you're not willing to sell like you probably won't have many other suitors like you might as well just take what they're offering facts i mean facts like if someone squatted on sundayscaries.com or something they did

oh that's right they did someone did i don't know who it was but now it's now it's been sold but like our old company we we wanted to get dot com where i used to work and the person that had it was like yeah we'll do it for twenty five thousand dollars and it's like dude come on like no one's gonna buy this from you what you could do is is if you if your uh desired url is taken just change it to dot from dot com to dot co that's the hip thing to do and then uh your email every time you tell someone your email address you have to explain like actually it's just dot co it's really convenient for everybody involved hey will so i googled austin texas media just to see see if any of these urls jump out of you what like uh

URLs jump out at you. What? Like, that can't be right. That can't be an actual Austin, Texas news media. The Mondo Times. Is hot pie media on there? I just got served a Choco ad. This is the most washed media thing of all time. Dave has the Mondo Times up and Choco ads are just going through it.

These are almost as tight as Rudy Giuliani's signature slip signature well i'm a guy oh if you're a chocos guy then prove it by knocking this next segment out of the park okay what do you mean of course this is a not this is just a link tree basically this is terrible don't don't shit on link tree dude no i know it's a valuable service you've got okay link tree get out of here with that shit real or fake real or fake is it time real or fake weed strains wow fake real or fake real or fake weed strains dylan keep going i'm listening yeah so this segment is called real or fake which we've done in the past uh weed strain edition real or fake weed strains um if you're a a real doper like me

you know that weed strains have some pretty cool names Maui Waui is a famous one you've heard of this quite that's dating you a little bit shout out to Kid Cdy um yeah anyway weed strains have really interesting uh creative and sometimes really funny names to them and so what i've done i've compiled a list and this list has some real weed strain names and then some that i just made up because i thought they sound kind of weed strainy and they might throw you off a bit and i think it's going to be fun to see if you guys can guess which are real which are fake does the loser have to go audition to be a zombie on walking dead the the loser has to smoke a dime bag right in front of us of the stickiest weed in austin which i acquired last night how much is a dime bag these days with lunch it's still ten dollars it's just a little bit of weed now it's just like a thimble full it's like tortillas yeah they're getting they're getting

tiny tortillas just like a dime bag dave how many weed strains can you actually name right now probably five yeah i can't name that many i the only weed strain i know is early bird okay backer 20 can you can you not name them i mean do you how how well do you know these not very well okay i know there are two weed strains that i have smoked in the past from a legal med men essentially madman and the two that i enjoyed the most that i thought oh i want to remember the name of this because i enjoyed it so much and it didn't make me paranoid the two were called the first one was the big lebowski good movie it was very calm and relaxing and the other one was called abides the other one was called wedding cake oh which i tried at my wedding

for the first time like frosting what it tastes like no it's just it was quite loud was it sticky yeah it was quite sticky how loud was it very it just tasted maybe a little too loud but yeah i was at the dispensary during my wedding and she was like and she was like what are you in town for and i said my wedding and she was like we gotta hook you up some wedding cake damn damn let's do it was that booming loud it was booming damn um i have like i said put together a list and on on the real list I have 17 on the fake

I have 18 you don't have to go through all of them just do it dog it's a lot just we trust you I like that you're prepared

we trust you okay shall we shall we jump right in that's gonna help you guys ready I'd love to okay

wheat strains and can Adam can you keep score here who's gonna keep score I can keep score okay can you keep score here? Who's going to keep score? I can keep score. Okay. I'll keep score. The loser, what happens with the loser?

They have to smoke the dime bag that you acquired last night. Okay. Deal? Where'd you buy it from? Was it that kid down there at the end of Elderberry? I'd rather not say. I don't want him to get picked up. Well, let me tell you.

It was pencil shavings. What was the, you told me to look at blank to they had a list of all the weed strains what was it oh i just said go to med med and just go on their website that is our source by the way okay med men yeah okay that's our source so if you have complaints like oh that's actually our real one don't take it up no they're legit they have a big clientele okay wait did you have to cross, like do a search on the ones that you made up to make sure those aren't actually? I went through a list. I basically went through every weed strain that I could find.

Okay. And from those, some fake ones were inspired. But I did reference the list to make sure the ones I came up with were not, in fact, real. Okay? Very cool. Very cool cool what are you looking at you looking at we streams right now no he's looking at randy's instagram and he is so extra it's he just he times his his posts with when we're recording so just so we'll talk about him and for that reason i didn't bring it up earlier because he knows what he's doing

it's a great move it is oh my god what my God. What is this? It's so thirsty. I know that. That's the grove. Oh, yeah. Good spot. Look at Randy. Look at Randy. All right, Dylan, hit us.

Are you ready? Hit us. For real or fake weed strains. Yes. The first one, purple monkey balls. Purple monkey balls. This weed strain is called purple monkey balls. This weed strain is called purple monkey balls. I'll start off.

I think purple monkey, I think we're starting with a fake one. Okay. Adam's actually wearing a purple monkey ball Z shirt today. Purple monkey balls, David. Is that a real or fake weed? I think this is a real strain of pot. Marijuana. Okay. Cannabis. Yeah, to be fair, these are all marijuana I'm referring to. No laced shit, right? balls david i think that a real or fake this is a real strain of pot marijuana okay cannabis yeah

to be fair these are all marijuana i'm referring to no lace shit right we're not no no no no this is just this is straight up just sticky ass weed no no mid strains in here maybe maybe uh purple monkey balls is a real weed stream how did you not know that? Isn't that embarrassing? Dude, I probably smoked it sometime but forgot because I was so fucking baked. It's not good, it was. Yeah, dude. It's so good. Yeah.

Moving right along. Corleone Cush. Oh. Oh, hey. Corleone Cush. Never go against the family. Really good. Never go against the family.

Awesome. You broke my heart. Different character. Fred family. Really good. Never go against the family. Awesome. You broke my heart. Different character. Fredo. Okay. You broke my heart. Corleone Cush. It doesn't have that.

Corleone Cush. I'll go first. Okay. We'll alternate going first. Okay. Make it fair. Deal. Corleone.

I would love for Corleone Cush to be real, but unfortunately it is not. Because if it was real, I would have already smoked it by now. I'm going to go real. I'm going to go real. Okay. I want it to be real. Corleone Kush is real. Let's go.

It's a real one. Yeah. You go against the Corleone Kush. I guess that's where I went wrong. Never smoke me. It hits your throat so hard that you talk like this. Never smoke mead. It's like I got a cotton ball in my mouth.

Never smoke it with the stems. Did you get to... Who's doing Peaky Blinders? Bloody Quarantine. Adrian Brody makes an appearance. I just want to get your... If you ever get to it, let me know what you think of Adrian Brody's character.

Okay, moving right along. Zombie Goo. Ooh, your nickname. Zombie Goo. Okay, I'm first. I mean, I could see Zombie Goo being real, but I think Dylan made this up. Zombie Goo.

Zombie Goo is fake. Zombie. This is why Dylan made it up zombie goo zombie goo is fake zombie this is why dylan made it up because he's singing the zombies it's in your bongs get it like the zombie goo that i'm about to smoke yeah we understand how bongs work your bitch ass i think zombie goo is real zombie goo you said fake you said real correct zombie goo Zombie goo is fake. Let's go. It's in your head. So it's not in your bong. It's in your head because you made it up. I made it up. It's in my head.

See, Dylan chose certain things that are fake so that he could sing. Yeah, this is all about giving him a platform. Okay. Are we ready? He's platforming himself. Moving right along. The next one's going to be called watermelon sugar. Moving right along.

Purple pussy. All right. Purple pussy pussy i could see them okay that's the most uncomfortable thing that's ever been said on the show purple all right pussy is it real don corleone's voice purple pussy it's all i smoke is that purple pussy. There are people that live in Boston who are watching this show for the first time today because they saw me doing a Gentle Minions segment in Boston. And they're listening to this. We lost them at Purple Pussy. No, they're like, I mean. The gagger content. I listen for the Minions guy, but that Dylan dude's just absolutely electric.

I think I've got my wife's family, some of them maybe listening to this one for the first time. Yeah. Let them know if you think purple pussy is real or fake. No, I'm just going to tell you. What do you think? This smells like a real one. Gross, dude. I'm imagining a Cheshire cat just being all Cheshire-y

and being purple. Is that your favorite Blink album, yes or no? No, too trash. Purple pussy. I'm imagining a Cheshire cat just being like all Cheshire-y and being purple. Is that your favorite Blink album? Yes or no? No. Dude, purple pussy. I'm going real. Purple pussy is a real weed strain. You wouldn't have made that up because you wouldn't have wanted to say that word.

I agree. I don't like to say that word. That is fact. I agree. I agree. This is the only environment in which I will say that word. And if it's a weed strain. When it's recorded and put out to tens of thousands

of people. Many, yes. Yeah, I was hoping that we would do this. Okay, let's move right along. What's the score? Three to one, me. Three to one. Wow.

Three to one. Three to two. I think Adam's mistaken. It's too early to make mistakes. There's no way he's as bad as Randy at keeping score. The next one. Is this one real or fake george w kush george w kush not bush we understand like the former president what does the w stand for weed yeah george weed kush wilfred i will go first on this one as it is my turn to go first uh i do not think this is a real

strain because i don't think that weed companies name strains after republican presidents oh wow wow but what if they're compassionate conservative george w kush do you think do you think bush burns while he uh does his paintings and stuff you have yeah you don't get in a painting without burning maybe he smokes george w kush that's good call actually i mean if there was one named after me i think i would smoke it all the time maybe he smokes that purple pea maybe he does dylan chivalry weed that's not good maybe he's on that corleone this is real this is real and it's kind of like a ironic thing because it's like, you wouldn't associate George W. Bush with weed, but here we are with this strain.

Right, right. George W. Kush is a fake motherfucker. Weed strain. Let's go. Dave, I did give you an extra point just to, I didn't want any controversy. So I gave you an extra point. I'm up for two.

I don't care. Send me to the audition. I'll go be a zombie. The next one, Jeffrey Dahmer OG. No kidding. Jeffrey Dahmer. I'll go be a zombie. The next one, Jeffrey Dahmer OG. No kidding. Jeffrey Dahmer. Noted cannibal. OG.

Noted murderer slash cannibal. He's not an OG. He is not an OG. What he used to do after he killed his victims is he would eat them. Correct. Infamous. Infamous serial killer. So what you're telling me is that his victims were edible?

No. You know what? Infamous. Infamous serial killer. So what you're telling me is that his victims were edible? Oh. Oh. You know what? That brings up something that's important here. Beat to death in prison. These are all flowers. Like the leafy shit. Thank you for explaining that.

Not edibles. Not oil. Not hash oil. This is the flower. Hash oil always scared me as a kid. This is the flower, David. Were you dealing with a lot of hash oil as a the hash oil always scared me as a kid this is the flower david were you dealing with a lot of hash oil as a child yeah the daniel intermediate school grounds were just a hey man

how about you uh answer real fake wait what is this again jeffrey dommer og this is real because don't wouldn't pull out a jeffrey dommer reference yeah i i see what you're saying there but i'm going fake oh no disagreement A little disagreement, huh? Correct. Jeffrey Dahmer OG is a fake Wee String. Mother of God. Ooh, Dave, you gotta, you're a... I'm done. I'm cooked unless he does like...

That pool in your backyard, I mean, the only hole you dug today. We have 35 total. We don't need to do all 35 just to be crystal clear. Then we can have like a really long TikTok. All right, here's the next one. Pepe Le Pew.

That's got to be real. Pepe Le Pew. I'm going real on this one. That's just the character's name. The cartoon skunk. Noted problematic character. Yeah, a bit pervy. Not a bit.

A real piece of shit. Quite pervy. He was on one horny drive which is right next to front street pepe lepew cartoon would you say pervy cartoon i'm going real because it spells skunky pepe lepew i think this is real pepe lepew is a fake wheat strain god bless you should be real this might be your best performance as far as fooling now Now, why is that? Because you made it up. Yeah, that's true. If any weed companies want to reach out and do a circling back strain, we will promote it.

The next one is called plane crash. Oh. Plane crash. It's terrible. Reminds me of that tragedy. Is plane crash a real or fake weed strain? Very tragic. Is it a real weed strain or is it a fake weed strain?

Plane crash. Batter up, Dave. Plane crash is real. Okay. I'm also going to go real. It is real. Good job, guys. Why don't you fucking get off my wave?

Good job. Is there any, like, do you have, like, a write-up on these? I'm curious what the description is no i know i should have that would have been fun for everybody i just i'm curious what went into the like when they sat down at the conference table like hey we got to do we got to get a new strain how about plane crash well here i looked up i looked up plane crash it's a rare strain with uh very little available information it's an indica dominant strain with an unknown origin as its genetics are a mystery it's possibly the same as plain wreck which is an indica dominant variety and a cross between

blue dream and train wreck are you an indica or a sativa kind of what's the what's the social one sativa because as everyone knows people say indica in the couch correct in the couch it's just like a body like it just makes you just you know sativa is more of a heady high okay so which one are you sativa boy i'll say it this is only the stickiest sativas i will smoke what's what's early bird just sticky dude it, it's from hemp, dog. Hemp is pimp. What do you know? Did I say the next one yet? No.

No, we were quizzing me. Gene guy. Gene guy. Like, hey man, why are you wearing denim? It's 98 degrees. I'm a gene guy. Okay, so gene is spelled J-E-A-N. J-E-A-N.

Gene guy. I was once given the word gene in the spelling bee you should have asked my teacher for using the center my teacher's name was mr gene old billy it really threw me for a loop that gene loved a good sticky weed old gene did have a drug problem old gene loved that corleone kush i'm going real because i don't understand why Dylan would think of this. David, what do you think about Gene Guy? What do you think about it? Gene

Guy. Gene Guy. I'm a big Gene Guy. This is fake. Why did Klein just join the show? Gene Guy is a real weed streamer. Dave, you're getting smoked here. No pun intended. Clearly someone doesn't burn. I really don't. Wow, dude. Do you think you're better than everybody? Because you don't burn this guy really don't wow dude congrats

you think you're better than everybody because you don't burn just early bird okay bird don't burn moving right along it hurts my throat super cat piss okay okay super cat piss is that a real or fake weed strain is it my turn to go first dave no i think you just went first and that's why i did the opposite of what you said um i'll go first super cat piss is real super cat piss not regular cat piss no no no this ain't your grandma's cat piss i i don't know why but i have a memory that just got brought up of someone in high school saying that they they got some cat piss and it sounds familiar i i have to go with real because i feel like you just unlocked like some memory that i would have

never come up with did they say real dave said real wasn't this a south park thing it is real super cat piss is a real weed strain okay why are we doing calling it cat piss i don't want to smoke like imagining imagine smoking cat piss i don't want to ever imagine that welcome to our all our new listeners sounds very unappealing i also call it like vomit kush you know i don't smoke that uh i'm gonna go fake vomit kush is not one okay but this one is dragon dick is dragon dick a real or fake weed strand it's the dick of a how's it spelled yeah it's the dick of a dragon please two different can you can you please use it in a sentence it is the fire breathing winged uh what does it sound like actually now that you just said fire breathing

and i'm imagining someone smoking dragon dick and then breathing fire out i'm gonna go real okay i'm gonna go real do you think dragon dick is a real or fake weed strain do dragons even have dicks see that's the question great that's the question it could it could have been dragon p for all we know. Could be Dragon D's. Nuts. Nuts. Right. Nuts.

Right. What did you say? I said real. This is fake. There's no way. Dragon Dick is fake. It is not a real weed stream. Uh-oh.

Undertaker.gif? Can we get a score? It's eight to five. Eight to five? Eight to five. It's not as out of reach as I thought it was. I did give Dave an extra point because I think Adam is, he's giving me looks like I fucked something up. So I gave Dave the extra point and Dave can keep that extra point no matter what. No harm, no foul.

Okay, here's the next one. I feel the need, the need for weed. That is simply too long of a name. It is a long name of a weed strain, which might be real, might be fake. Because the name is so long. I feel the need, the need for weed. I'm going fake. I also think this is fake.

It's fake. Okay. It's fake. It's a topical reference. Top Gun's fresh on the mind. It's like, you know, that sounds kind of funny. Correct. Yeah.

A lot of people saw that movie and enjoyed it. I'm one of them. Fantastic flick. Is Brett still a mustache guy after he, you know, going through it? Good question. Did we lose a Brett today? Are you ready for the next one? Yes.

MAC-10 Super Bud. MAC-10, of course, is the compact machine gun. MAC-10. If you want to spray a block, for example, you might grab a MAC-10 and a couple of your boys and just go. Also, one-third of Westside Connection. grab a MAC-10 and a couple of your boys and just go. Also, one third of Westside Connection. Sure. MAC-10 Super Bud. Please don't go spray the block.

No, I'm not encouraging that. But if you were, that might be a weapon you would choose. I'm going real. MAC-10 Super Bud is a fake weed strain. Yeah. You're pretty proud of that one. Oh. No. Super Bud is a fake weed strain. Yeah. You're pretty proud of that one. Oh, no.

Super Bud. Let's go right into the next one. Taliban poison. Taliban poison. Go ahead, Dave. Is Taliban poison real or fake? The Taliban, who famously did not do 9-11. Wow.

I think... Taliban... It's George W. Cushenball. Poison. Maybe Taliban is a more proper pronunciation. You're fine saying Taliban. Taliban? I'm going to say Taliban, though,

because I don't really care to put respect on their name as they are a terrorist organization. Give me... Taliban poison. So is the terror squad. So is the brick squad. Give me Taliban poison is real. They got the opium fields, the opium stuff there it's opium trade ground central no opium and sticky weed i know but it's just it's it's drugs more on drugs drugs

well i'm also going real taliban poison is real get out of here yeah it's real good job he's copying my work i'm gonna set up the folder binder wall the next one hawaiian thunderfuck all right i don't i don't know why you would call something this but i'm gonna go real just because i want it to be real hawaiian thunderfuck that's what happens when jack johnson knows about that's what everyone does after jack johnson concerts right that's right is that a horny show jack johnson you got a thing i mean he's thinking about like have you ever heard his songs like he's kind of mega age like he's making banana pancakes for you in the morning and god i think something happened the night before so you're

saying jack johnson has made pancakes yeah do you think he cuts them up bite by bite before he puts syrup on them wait so did someone do this that you were around did you do this britney does it every time and if you do if you don't do this around her, she calls you out for it. She's like, that's not how you do it. She does an individual syrup pour for each bite? No. She cuts all of them up into like 20 different bites and she just covers that in syrup. No, that's unnecessary.

Does she eat her steak like that? She sliced up the steak? Interesting. I don't need max syrup on every bite. I like having the treasured bites that I can look forward to that are covered in butter and syrup. And I'm like, no, that's a good bite. I'm saving that one for later. What if this was just a blueberry I'm biting into?

That's cool. Then this next bite's completely different. It's the juxtaposition. Blueberry Kush is the name of a weed strain, but it's not on this list. Okay. What was the question here? Hawaiian Thunderfuck. Is that a real or fake weed strain?

I said real. David.aiian thunderclap no the the weed industry is much classier than that's fake that is a real weed strain god you guys hawaiian thunderclap dave i'm up 11 7 right now my guy i had to i gotta start making up ground how many more do we have as many as you want i'll call it i'll concede but let's do three more let's do three more that's it yeah oh man well you can still read off the ones that you've done yeah you have too many all right you over prepared almost done with the episode i respect zig ziglar once said proper preparation prevents poor performance but here comes the next one big girl super kush i wouldn't mind smoking that big girl let's ride. Big girl super kush. I wouldn't mind smoking that big girl.

Let's ride. Is big girl super kush a real or fake weed strain? Big girl super kush. Big girl super kush. Super kush. That's pretty good, man. That's pretty good. Big girl super kush.

Real or fake? You said real? I said real. Cause I that's pretty good big girl super cush real or fake you said real i said real because i want to smoke that big girl it's real i've already lost it is a real one it is a fake weed that's too bad we need to start a weed dispensary i know you're good at this yeah i know i know i am okay bob saget og okay that I I mean I don't know who owns the rights to his estate or anything but I hope they're benefiting

from this because I'm going real is Bob Saget OG a real or fake weed strain David Will already said real and Bob Saget is an OG R.I.P.

rest in peace R.I.P. we don't really know what happened. So we had Jeffrey. Yeah. No, he. On the headboard? Yeah, he hit his head.

The Four Seasons? Yeah, it's sad. As a reminder, the Jeffrey Dahmer OG was a fake weed strain. You have a friend who like trips on a cactus and hits his head. Make sure. What did you say? It doesn't matter. He said real. This is real.

Bob Saget OG is a real weed strain. Good. I like that. I like that. That is a good one. I like that. If you're a backer, please smoke more Bob Saget OG. If you bring some to the Houston meetup, I will smoke some Bob Saget with you. The next one, Devil's Nutsack. Okay.

Is Devil's Nutsack a real or fake wheat strain it's the nutsack of the devil david do we know that the devil has male genitalia yeah thank you it's not for me to say the devil's just it's not for me to say the devil did famously go down to georgia that's true you gotta think there's some nuts under there if you pull off something like that a friend of the devil is a friend of mine i don't know i don't know why that that happens ground floor is that a real or fake weed strain david devil's nutsack is fake devil's nutsack is real devil's nutsack is a fake that's a good one though yeah what other fake ones did you have on your list finished yeah we're done give us give us a what would that in in theory what would devil's nutsack be describe it uh probably pretty sticky honestly yeah probably some sticky it probably is pretty sticky i mean it's sweaty down there

just real skunky and sweaty and sticky right uh but it probably hits it probably hits hard you know what i mean as it is the devil yeah you put that in your gravity bong and it slides out gravity bomb yeah that's that's what i use all your weed references are from like half-baked yeah you watched one weed centric movie and now you now you're stoner guy i want to ever watch cheech and chong let me ask gen z real quick hey gen z are gravity bongs still a thing yeah adam adam and he begrudgingly said yeah they're high right now so they think yeah all the interns are smoked right now what what didn't make the cut on this uh contest that i won um do you want to hear just

all of them yeah okay these are real blue bastard blueberry yum yum oh uh sour cheese super og Blueberry Yum Yum. Cool. Sour Cheese. Super OG Master Kush. That's mine. Platinum Girl Scout Cookies. Orange Crush Ice Cream. Fruity Pebbles. And Island Sweet Skunk. Super OG Master Kush has the same energy as Dave Ruff, True Player for Real. I know.

That's a great name for a weed. I'm an island skunk. Some other fake ones that I made up. Super Mad Kill a Kush. Sticky Goblin. That's a good one. Dry Stimmy Super Mid. No, that's obviously fake.

Dry Stimmy Super Mid. Yeah. No one's smoking that. You know, like self-deprecating. Like this is, you know, you're not going to like what. Okay. California Creamin. Jesus, dude.

Chill out. Skunky Roadkill. Can't you do this segment without being so horny? Stanky Gremlin. Velociraptor Kush. That's creative. And finally, that sticky. I would hit that Velociraptor, though. I would, too.

For sure, dude. Your boy passes you a hoot stick with some Velociraptor in that? I got that new Velociraptor. Hey, D-Man, pass me the Gorgosaurus. I had a lot of fun putting this together. Thank y'all for indulging me. Hey, man, you did well, Will.

You burn harder than I do. Congrats. Yep. Facts. Shout out to our friends over at Roback. We haven't heard from them in a minute.

I'm excited about Roback recently. I've had a little official Roback model. I didn't think it was possible, but they stepped up their game lately with their designs it's stupid yeah they just drop like a new shirt every three days they really do and they're all sick go over to roback.com check out everything uh their new sweatshirt material is absolutely goaded one of the softest things i've ever experienced you have

to try their sweatshirts their um their qz's are fantastic their hoodies it's just hoodies it's all good baby baby right for sure notorious big backer 20 is the promo code for 20 off backer 20 will get you 20 off at checkout load that card up as it is a one-time use code well i got bad news for dylan it's time to expose him are you serious this is a big deal nothing to expose so as we know when you put things on the internet they never go away dylan noted alleged choco guy uh we went back in the archives we went back about 10 years. Come on. To October 5th, 2012. Dylan was tweeting from his Mac. Kind of a flex. Kind of an F of you to have a Mac.

This tweet did not do numbers. Yeah, it got one single retweet. It got one single crumb of a retweet. What does it say? Someone said, ex-Dylan Burke X, who no longer has that at, said,

at Roger Dorn TFM, Chacos, yay or nay? Oh, that's weird because my Twitter handle is at D Chivory, not at Roger Dorn TFM. Well, this is tweeted from your current official account, and you said, quote, not my thing. What? I'm going to reread this for the people at home that think

Dylan might be a Chaco guy. Dylan said, not my thing. He was a late and live Chaco convert. Hold on. I've be a choco guy dylan said not my thing he was a late and live choco can hold on i i've been a choco guy like since i could walk basically really so you so you started walking i've gone through i don't know 80 pairs of chocos in my life i always wear them y'all know that i have many pictures in chocos um i remember being um i got hacked a long time ago. Oh, really? Yeah.

I got hacked and what I remember about the hacking is they weren't like malicious about it. They weren't, you know, making me look too bad. But they were saying stuff like this which is just

misrepresentation of who I really am. Did they make your profile pic a hot rock from Uchiko? Yeah. I hate when they do that yeah oh i would never say i would never say this the chacos are not my thing because they they obviously are i'm a choco guy through and through are you wearing chocos right now yeah those look like yeezys actually yeah you're wearing you're wearing white yeezys you actually told me you

clean them like oh like i'm a yeezy guy you are you're wearing them right now i'm looking i have chacos on i have a choco tan line you don't have a choco tan line just don't uh-huh i'm a loop guy real choco fans know that like the choco tan line is one thing but you got to have the dirt around the tan line too because you're just out there hiking you're just out there like going to the green belt and smoking that velociraptor kush slamming gaggers they don't slam gaggers when you're on a hike and smoking yeah you do you gotta bring yeah hot dogs are already cooked so they're perfect for hiking but your protein source yeah sometimes when i get winded at the top of a mountain i just want a gagger in my mouth why is that i want a gagger and a j of that that raptor kush what is that what if we were watching free solo and alex honnold got to

the top of like al capitan and just busted out a gagger he's like every time i get to the peak i always pull out like one gagger and one jay he's a choco guy for sure this is that super og master kush we remake independence day and every time will sm is going to go fly, instead of pulling out a cigar, he pulls out a gagger. That's good. That's good. And Harry Connick Jr. Yeah. Wow.

That's sick. Can I talk about Free Solo real quick? Sure. So I follow that guy, Alex Honnell, on the Grom. And he posted the other day a a really happy post he was smiling taking a selfie while climbing and then i had this realization that we're like i should probably unfollow him because he's gonna die one day and it's gonna be really sad don't get too attached like i'm already attached i'm already he's gotten me addicted to watching these these

climbing documentaries yeah the one that the other guy that we watched last year that one blew my mind like the guy dies is yeah i was sad do you guys ever have you guys ever followed like a dog on instagram that's died and then you're like oh man i'm gonna unfollow this dead dog i don't follow uh animals on instagram you don't follow opp other people's pets no i know that rosie has a page i'm no offense to rosie but why don't you follow you don't even follow lad football bro dude i've been considering i've been putting up numbers lately well i've been considering it i've been getting like wait 10 football bro of instagram no i just i mean there is one i've been hovering over that follow button for a minute dude come on man how's austin fc doing

different okay they're second place in the western conference they had a gritty win against the uh the colorado rapids the other day but not to brag you know they had to hold on they were by the skin of their teeth they were manned down you know it was tough i thought about wearing my jersey today but the shirt that i'm currently wearing was on top of the stack so i just grabbed that it's a choco guy shirt it's made by philson you guys hear about this that's what's up alex honnell might have the best sponsors in the game what like arcteryx probably chocos arcteryx mainly arcteryx is dope everything they make they have good stuff it's also hella expensive good quality choco guys know though oh yeah yeah no i get my arcteryxx because it's like the highest quality.

Yeah. Arc'teryx has kind of gone hype beast, though. You guys familiar with that? Facts? Yeah. Did a collab with Supreme, right? All these kids are just doing this hype beast stuff with Arc'teryx. Until you collab with Supreme, like you haven't made it.

You know what I mean? Is it? Jim Parks have a Supreme shirt? I've got some supreme chacos by the way also the supreme taco with taco bell's pretty good didn't parks get called out on a post you did for having a fake supreme shirt yes and the guy was like five years old not joking no he was very weird the hypebeast community is terrible well you know what they've got standards he was he was calling my son like a what did he say oh he threatened to like whip his ass okay like the kids four yeah but you're beating up interns you can't really talk that's true at least brando's my size man true i don't

beat up four-year-olds yeah it's a bad look no yeah yeah we're an anti-beating up four-year-olds yeah it's a bad look no yeah yeah we're an anti beating up four-year-old podcast like he didn't even put it on himself his parents put it on him jerk i hope he gets you guys sued you know he should run up at me see what happens he probably saw that viral tweet years later and was like oh man i'll throw hands at this this punk little punk babe what's this brad pitt news you know dylan claims to be a super recognizer i do know that although the opposite I'll throw hands at this punk, little punk. Dave, what's this Brad Pitt news? You know, Dylan claims to be a super recognizer. I do know that. Although there's a number of people we'll see like, yeah, we worked with that person.

Dylan's like, I have no clue who that is. Yeah, they worked at Grand X for three years. No clue who that is. The opposite of that, I believe, is a condition called prosopagnosia. And Brad Pitt has it. That sounds like a Harry Potter thing. It really does. Prosopagnosia and brad pitt has it that sounds like a harry potter thing it really does i think i might just turn randy into a squirrel or something it's called uh face blindness so he just doesn't recognize people so i think i have i if if if this was a binary scale and you're either a super recognizer or a face blind person,

I'm definitely face blind. This says it even happens with his family members, which is wild. Do you think maybe he's just been famous for so long that like he just doesn't care about, you know, people like us? Yeah. People that he meets on the street he doesn't remember? If I got to that level, I probably wouldn't. So like when he was hooking up with Angelina jolie like yeah would he like walk in

the house and be like who's in my house you're like oh hey angelina or somebody else yeah like is that how it works like are you freaked out just like 50 first dates i've never seen that movie which i've only seen it part and part because it's always on tbs i watch a lot of tbs if you have an affair with someone you'd be like oh i thought it was you babe oh good too so oh so he's just putting in the uh yeah long yeah okay good for him good for him okay brad is that what he told jennifer aniston you know they were famously linked they built per dumois what was their like um celebrity combo name like braniston or paniston it wasn't a very good one brenifer we've already got bennifer but they predated bennifer didn't they who knows i can check dumois if you want

well i feel like brad Brad Pitt's got a roster. Do you think he like walked in and saw Angelina Jolie there and was like, wait, aren't you? We married. Aren't you Billy Bob Thorntons? Didn't you guys F in the limousine and then tell everybody about it? And didn't you do some like creepy stuff with your brother at an award show? Didn't you have your husband's blood around your neck? Correct.

Is that you? Oh. All right. That was my Brad Pitt impression. They walk so Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox could run. Remember how yoked he was in the Tarantino movie? Machine Gun Kelly? I don't remember him in that movie.

No, Brad Pitt. You guys want to hear my Brad Pitt impression? Ready for this? Okay. Hold on. you guys want to hear my brad pitt impression ready for this okay hold on gorlami in scene gorlami i crushed that you see this movie and glorious bastards david yeah i've seen it once pretty good i enjoyed a good movie really good it's a really good movie i think it's one of my favorite tarantino movies. Not historically accurate, but it's okay. It's all about entertainment. Wait, so they didn't put a bunch of explosives in a theater and blow up all the Nazis in one place?

No, it turns out that didn't happen. That's not how Hitler died. No, he gunshot wounded the head in a bunker. He killed himself. Allegedly. Whenever I'm in a bunker, I feel like- Certified bitch boy. I feel like I'd want to do that too.

You know what I mean? Hey, just open the face up a little bit. I just smoked that Raptor Kush and I'm in the bunker. Really? Yeah. So you're smoking Jays on the golf course? Yeah. Oh, shit.

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Dylan, what are you doing this weekend? I think I know. Thanks for asking, Will. A little family day on Friday. Going to have Parks. Bay will be out of town, but Parks will be with me and sister, brother-in-law and my little niece will be in town we're gonna go swimming go to pool burger and then uh call it a night are you swimming at deep eddy i'm going

yeah deep eddy pool i've been since i was a kid man i've never been it's cold it's fed from barton spring so it's cold water not town lake not town lake good yeah just making sure it should be that rash free water can't have you all rashed up on saturday i call that frown lake right it's gross bam that's good see what he did but saturday is the main event obviously i'm going to houston for the meetup cannot wait to get there rolling down with uh davey with adam and randy will already be there you're going there friday that's what's up and i'm trying to cuck in his weekend brett will already be there friday uh but we're gonna roll up is this a meetup a meetup or a meetup it's a meetup okay that makes sense saturday man we're gonna get we're gonna get uh dinner at lt i'm getting the fajitas obviously

dave's getting the gagger which is fine too if it's on the regular menu okay can you get the mocha jete salsa uh if you're doing gagger fajitas that would be yes what if they just what if they do serve like a sausage and a tortilla the one item of food that blew will's mind when he first moved here breakfast tacos confused me because I thought you guys were just calling breakfast burritos, breakfast tacos. And then once I found out about sausage wraps, my brain just couldn't comprehend it. It made no sense to me. It's a Texas gagger sausage wrap. And I hated it at the time. I absolutely hated sausage wraps. I stood against them. And now whenever I go to a golf course, all I want is a sausage wrap. And I don't understand why.

It doesn't make sense. They're very okay. The Texas Gaggers should be a roller coaster. Kirby Icehouse, Saturday. Which one though? Houston, Texas. The one on East Street. What is it?

East Side. I don't remember. Dude, I totally know which one it is. It's obviously 333 east side street side street you say that's how i'll remember it you say it's good it's a mnemonic device can't wait man it's gonna be a scene get there early might have some party favors for you okay we might it's gonna be some of that purple pee super kush. It's not.

We will not be handing out marijuana. We're not handing out marijuana. I'll bring Devil's Nutsack before I bring purple pee. But if I brought an actual Velociraptor that handed out bags of Velociraptor. That'd be sick. That would be so sick. I don't know how you're going to find one this late in the game, but good luck. Short notice.

Anyway, y'all get to your weekends that no one really cares about at this point. I got nothing Friday. I'm resting. I would love to go to Houston and be there early, but I know how that ends. I've got too many – I've got so many friends, bro. Too many in Houston. And I'd end up going out.

I'd be miserable Saturday, and I can't do that. So that's about it. Coming back Sunday. Looking forward to it. You know your boy's heading to Houston early. I got love for H-Town. I'll be going early to Houston and I'll be going to a dinner on Friday night.

I originally wanted to go to LTM but that's not happening anymore. We have too many people. There's kids involved. We're going to a different place for dinner. Are you doing LT with us? I am doing LT with you. I could see you missing dinner with us. No, no, no, no, no, no. Honestly, I'm really excited for the meetup, but I wouldn't be as excited for the meetup

if I knew that I wouldn't have sizzling hot El Tiempo fajitas. The goat fajitas. Oh my gosh. The goat fajitas. They are my favorite fajitas. So I'm very excited about that um and yeah i'll be there all weekend leave an early sunday morning i'm gonna be hitting the road i want to be home by noon on sunday i noon oh that's the plan for me i'm getting there by noon i'm trying to get butt deep on that couch oh yeah i'm trying to watch a little golf i'm trying to

hang out do nothing facts maybe maybe if i'm feeling a little active, I might take the yak out and put my chacos on. Really? Facts. I need to use my kayak more. It's not Dylan's thing. I'm a boat guy. I own a boat. You'll see me there fishing from the bank with my chacos on.

Because I know you guys want the invite. Do you want to come out with me on my boat? Yeah. Okay. You're going to have to sit in my lap. Okay. Our chacos just rubbing together. See where I'm going with this?

I'm going to pull up with the Tevas and throw you off. I don't care. Okay. I'll be high on that. What if our Chaco's touched? On your yak. That's hella romantic. Yeah.

Fun episode. Good job, Dylan. You didn't totally tank the episode with your segment. Thank you. I appreciate romantic. Yeah. Fun episode. Good job, Dylan. You didn't totally tank the episode with your segment. Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah. Yeah. I wish we could have done all 35.

It was fun, man. You overprepared. You don't need to prepare that hard. That's good. No, it's better than being underprepared. That's right. I just got my horoscope. It says give yourself plenty of time. And with that, I think I'm going to get out of here.

Bye. Thank you.