Circling Back - Reddit Investors & Baked Potatoes

Episode Date: January 27, 2021

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All right, we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge Wednesday. My name is Will DeFries to my right, David Ruff. Guys, before we get into it today, let me just say we're not licensed stock advisors. We're not financial consultants nor advisors. We're just some guys with a podcast. Hey, Will. Thank you for that clarification, David. I don't know who that was. The stonk guy. Hey, what's up, Dylan? You want to talk stonks? Yeah, man. Hey, even man uncertain at best no seriously what's up yeah uh hey guys stonks some songs are going way up dave uh yeah this is uh it's it's a weird a weird day we talked before this pod.

This would have been an all-time day in the old Grand X media bullpen. Dan and J-Bone just riffing. Sparring together. Dan pacing up and down, just saying shit that he read. No, no, Dan, that's not how it works, man. Yeah, J-Bone, explain to Dan all day long what's going on. Nah, nah, J-Bone. I'd have J-Bone come in my office and be like, dude, tell me what's going on. Yeah, J-Bone, sit down.

Explain this to me. Tell me exactly what's happening right now. Like I'm a child. I love the nah, Dan. Oh, that was the best. Nah, nah. When Dan was just totally dismissive. Nah, nah, nah.

Didn't Dan have a baseball bat, like a Louisville, like a wooden bat? No, I had it, but he stole it from me. He stole it from me. He took it off my desk, which is the ultimate insult. When you bring sporting equipment into the office, you don't touch another man's sporting equipment at their desk. You can't just pick up someone's football sporting equipment into the office, you don't touch another man's sporting equipment at their desk. You can't just pick up someone's football and start, like, spinning it in your hand and stuff.

It's cocky. Too cocky. Yeah, you can't do that. God. It's disrespectful. He did have seniority over me. Before he got fired the first time. Dan?

Yeah. Laid off. Yeah, laid off. And then I had seniority the second time, so I was like, yeah, don't touch my bat. It didn't start. It had started back over. Yeah. Is that how seniority works?

Shout out to Danny, either way. We used to go to seniority frogs back in college. Not many people get laid off twice by the same company, but Dan pulled it off. He had a really good tweet when Trump got a piece the second time. Saw it. Yeah. Made me giggle. Man, what's good?

Dude, I don't even know, man. Maybe my portfolio. No jacket today, I see. Yeah, I'm wearing it tomorrow, I've decided. It's a good jacket weather today. High of 65. Randy's in shorts over here. Dude, show me bad jacket weather.

You can't. I literally can't. Yeah, it's very hot here. Talk to me in a few months. Oh, yeah, good point. You're going to be sweating through your jacket at Hula Hut. Well, tomorrow I'm filming the... He's going to Hula Hut. We're doing a video. Yeah, we are. And I'm going to wear it for. Oh, yeah, good point. You're going to be sweating through your shack at a hula hut. Well, tomorrow I'm filming the – He's going to a hula hut.

We're doing a video. Yeah, we are. And I'm going to wear it for the video, I decided. Wow. Who would have thought that you would have worn the shacket for the video? That's very cool. People are excited for it. What's the video?

I don't know. Don't worry about it. Are you finally doing Dorne's frat camp? Yes. That's a great video idea. It was a good video idea six years ago, I agree. Seven years ago, maybe. I don't know if I would have pulled it off.

Tetro would have done it better. No, you would have had... Well, yeah. The rest of your wardrobe just wouldn't have matched with your shacket now. Let's pitch it to Tetro. Gosh, I'm really evolving stylistically. My swag is just totally different now. I know.

It just stinks that your ceiling's not that high because you can't see colors. Yeah, what's your market cap, bro? The ceiling's fine. Oh, boy. I'm trying to think of a market cap joke that's like a hat joke about your hat on right now, but it's not working. Market no cap. Wow. Swag swag he's on fire right now anyway i've got two breakfast rolls from honey ham sitting like way up high it sounds good i need some papaya enzymes to help me digest what you don't use digestive enzymes papaya Okay. Have you heard about the new chips that are going to be in 2021 that are going to take over the market?

What kind of chips? Eagles. Dude, salmon skin. Okay. They're going to fry that shit and just serve it. Omega-3s? I can't tell if you're joking or not. I'm not.

I'm not. They're saying it's on the rise. More salmon skin. Just fish skin in general. No one's eating salmon skin. You're not going to dip some salmon skin in some hummus? No. Why?

Because that sounds disgusting. What if it tastes amazing? What if it's the best thing you've ever had? Are you just going to dismiss it? You eat the inside of the salmon. You microwave it like every night. My seared salmon is so freaking good. I made it two nights ago.

Wow. It's good, dude. What do you sear it on, like a plate in your microwave? Yeah. You heat the plate up. Then I put the skin in the toaster. I peel the skin off, put it in the toaster. I like the idea of you just heating the plate up

and then just trying to color it on the plate. Cast iron. Cast iron. Let me say, making chips out of salmon skin feels disrespectful to the salmon. Yeah. Unless the rest of the salmon is going to like fillets. It is.

Okay. So they're not just killing the salmon for their skin. No, I'm sure there's a thought process behind this. All right. All right. You got to stand the salmon. A salmon. Because like you got to use the whole thing.

It's a tribute to the salmon itself. Remember Tim Salmon? Remember the Slammin' Salmon? Angel's Great. Yes. Just putting it out there. Stream Room? Slammin' Salmon Sosa.

Home Run King for a time. Wasn't Home Run King. He was involved in a race. No. He did break Roger Maris' record of 61 home runs. Pretty cool. Very cool. How annoying would it be to beat a long-time record like that

and then you just have Mark McGuire just sitting there being like, yeah, that's cute. With his fucking goatee. With his traps. And his steroids. And his bottle of Andro visible in his press conferences. In his locker. I respect that. And there's your Andro. I think everyone should get in the Hall of Andro visible in his press conferences? In his locker? I respect that.

And there's your Andro. I think everyone should get in the Hall of Fame. I think the Hall of Fame should have every single player that's ever played in Major League Baseball. That record stood for like 40 years and then two guys broke it at the same time by nine home runs. Come on. The balls were juiced. Something else was juiced, David. I don't care.

That was a fun-ass summer. Idea. Well, you inspired something. Okay. Everyone automatically goes into the Hall of Fame, but every year they go in and they take people out. Okay. So you have to give your, like, jacket back?

Yeah, you have to announce, like, why Steve Buschel is no longer in the Hall of Fame. Why Steve Buschel? All right, Dean Palmer. Are current players in his profile in there? Yeah. Come on, man. He's about to have a resurgence with the Padres.

Please. You see, for the first time in I don't know how many years, no one was voted in? Yeah. You're a big Schilling guy, right? Were you bummed about that? I'm not a big Schilling guy. You're a big Schilling guy.

You're a big Schilling post-career. Arr, Schilling not a big shilling guy You're a big shilling guy You're a big shilling post career Post baseball guy Yeah I don't agree with his baseball But I like his politics His politics yeah That's what you're on board with I fuck with Kurt We sold

We sailed for two fortnights For five shillings Aye Didn't he sink a bunch of money Bloody sock Into a gaming company Like a video game company And that just

belly up really fast. GameStop. I don't think it's GameStop. He was an early GameStop guy. He just sold it the wrong time. Yeah, he sold it a week ago, all of it, unfortunately. What if you found out that Aubrey Huff was in on the GameStop shit? Oh, that fucking guy. I'm gonna Aubrey Huff

this weekend. I often will go just hate read a bunch of his tweets and then get in a bad mood and then move on with my day. He's absolute trash. I need to cut that with a little bit of the BroBible playlist. Frayed white hat. Come on, dude. A little OAR. I assume they were on there.

That's not the board. That's actually me doing it with my mouth. What song was that? That was the beginning of OAR's seminal hit, Crazy Game of Poker. He's not tweeting about the stonks. He's just trying to bully libs. Hell yeah. I like that.

I like that. Don't you ever vote for the Hall of Fame? Yeah. And did you leave your ballot blank? Yeah. No one was worthy this year, so I just didn't vote. You just vote for yourself every year? Yeah. Do they have a write-in spot?

Dude, tune into Too Much Dip. Hear why. I think Barry Bonds is a Hall of Famer. Oh, clones. Yeah. Nice. I don't. The guy was juiced, okay?

Clones. Ah, yeah. Huh. Right. Steroids. Yeah. Right. Steroids? Yeah. You think? Well, let's get some official business out of the way before we got a jam-packed episode today.

You guys aware of that? I haven't been paying attention. Go follow Circling Back Pod and Watch Media on the Grom. We did three posts from Circling Back yesterday. No one's doing three posts in one day. Yeah, you don't see that anymore. Did you do a meme? We did a clip. We did like a clip. We did a tweet slash meme.

And then we did a video of the new press secretary just circling back constantly. Dude shouts to her. Is that not DC Sally? I didn't get that vibe from her. God. You think she has to listen, right? She has to listen.

There's no other explanation. No, she has to. No one says circle back that much unless you are influenced by a small to mid-sized podcast. What if she, like, I hope she, like, sees that video go viral and she has to, like, scale back and she starts doing touch base instead. That would be just the best thing in the world. We'll touch base on that. If she does that and there's a super cut of it, I'm going to figure out the password for the old touching base account and put it up.

She's had the job for, what, a week now? How many times has she said that phrase? Well, she's only said it in like three different outfits. So she's just going hard. She's just volume shooting, circling back. She refuses to answer questions. She's supposed to circle back on everything. I love it.

Guys. That's a great strategy. Yeah, I appreciate what y'all do, but I kind of hate when you talk politics. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, David. Let's go back to the market. Yeah.

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I know. Randy was just playing absolute hits from dances back in the day yesterday. They even talked about wearing compression shorts. I'm not really sure why you would do that, but. Are you going to get us sued by some record label at some point? That's fine. We'll just. We're not on there, so we'll just be like, nah, dude.

We might somehow be responsible. Nah, dude. And then, yeah, Friday voicemails. Hey, guess what's coming tomorrow? Too Much Dips review of the Tiger Dog. Wow. Exclusive episode dropping tomorrow night. Check it out.

Watch the HBO Tiger Dog. I still need to watch that. I still haven't watched it. It's kind of sad. I'm almost finished. Kind of sad. Maybe I'll do it this weekend. Listen to too much dip.

Don't care. You don't care if I listen to the podcast that you host. I welcome your listens. Thank you, Dave. All right. Before we get into the stonks, let's talk about Sonny B real quick. You know what a sunbasket. Getting dinner on the table quickly does not have to mean sacrificing nutrition and quality.

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A little fall action there. Put some Parmesan on there. It's really good. Ooh, buddy. Ooh, with the almonds too. Yeah, the almonds, the crunch, it complements it well. The juxtaposition between that and the softness

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slash steam. Enter promo code steam at checkout for $35 off your order. sunbasket.com slash steam and enter promo code steam. Dave, you have a big announcement for us. Yeah, this was something I was going to tweet recently, but I decided not to. I thought I'd save it for the pod. Basically, since I've become a Traeger guy and I've been doing a lot of meat smoking, steaks specifically. I've noticed that I haven't been paying proper

attention to baked potatoes. While I do like the carbohydrate that comes with it, I'm pretty much just throwing butter on, salt and pepper, maybe a little sour cream, but that's it. I'm focusing all my attention to the steak, which is important, right? You don't want to botch the steak. I came to this realization a couple nights ago, and I was just like, you know what? Going forward, I got to be better. So I'm officially in on baked potatoes. So your announcement is that you're going to pay more attention to baked potatoes. I'm going to.

This is groundbreaking. This is huge. So what I'm doing is. Stop the presses. Mark, this is the day in Watch history where Dave made this announcement, please. I think the key for me has been, because I eat the skin too. First of all, you can make potato chips out of the skin if you really wanted to. You should bake them twice, man.

Oh, twice baked. Can you do that? About thrice. Twice baked potatoes go so stupid hard. You don't think I'll bake them twice, do you? You bake it three times if you're a fucking real one. I don't know if baking it three times is the move. Do it three times, bitch.

You can deep fry. Could you deep fry a twice-baked potato? Yeah. That would be good as fuck. What do you call that? A Frito. Dude, it is a Frito. That's how they make them.

Frito. I do love twice-baked potatoes. You ever had, like, loaded baked potato soup? Yeah. It's good. It is a Frito. That's how they make them. Frito. I do love twice baked potatoes. You ever had like loaded baked potato soup? Yeah. It's good. It is good. Have you ever had the loaded baked potato ruffles? Also good.

Very different. There's too much going on there. No, there's not, Mr. Sun Chips. Oh, God. Mr. I hate pretzels. Pretzels are trash. Give me some garden salsa. So you're telling me that loaded baked potato ruffles have too much going on and pretzels are just so boring.

I'm just saying, describing those, that's a mouthful. Loaded baked potato ruffles. I'll load your baked potato if you don't settle down. Pretzels stink. They're flavorless. They're not. They're dry. They make you thirsty.

Pretzels are making me thirsty. Some places use pretzels as a bun. For like, odd dog. What? Pretzel buns? Pretzel buns go hard. We're not talking about pretzel buns. I love pretzel buns.

I'm just saying, you brought our pretzels. I had a truffled egg salad sandwich on a pretzel bun in the last two years, and it was one of the best egg salad sandwiches I've ever had. The snack version of pretzels, like out of a bag, are garbage. No, they're not, dude. They just are. Do you want my official- It's a great golf course snack.

Do you want my official ranking of pretzels? No, because they're all trash. Who cares? I did this on December 8th, 2017 at 11.09 a.m. Number 10, Twists. They stink. I forgot about this. Number 9, Rods.

They used to be called Dave Rod. They're just too big. Rod Belding. Yeah, they're just too big. Rod Belding. Yeah, they're just too big. Eight, Nibblers. What? Dude, you're a Nibbler. Seven, Thins.

They're okay, but they're not real pretzels. They kind of sacrifice the integrity of a pretzel to make it a chip. Are they just the sticks? No, they're just the little thin ones that look like they got steamrolled. Little Thin Boy? Yeah, like the ones that you get from the store that are like buffalo flavored and stuff. They're good, but they're just not real pretzels. Number six, minis.

Number five, pieces. They look like they had a big rock of pretzel and they started hammering it off. You know what I mean? Number four, pretzel buns. Number three, giant pretzels, a.k.a. those doughy ones. Not a fan.

Number two, pretzel crisps. Maybe I'm mixing up thins and crisps. I had the research when I wrote this. Number one is sticks, both dipping and normal. Get out of town with all this. I love a good little pretzel stick. I don't like that you guys have just hijacked my big announcement. I'm trying to talk about...

We're still in the potato family. Are pretzels made of potatoes? No. No. Dave's paying attention to baked potatoes now so chips are one thing that i'm doing part of the pretzel family i'm mixing it guys listen i'm opening the potato i'm doing like just the one slice not the not the double slice kind of mashing it up forward putting the butter in then the sour cream topping with a little cheese menu main maybe what, maybe some chives.

This sounds like a very typical baked potato. Salt and pepper. And then I'm getting a fork and I'm mashing it all together. So it's like mashed potatoes inside of the potato skin. Oh my God. That's epic. Yeah. No one's doing potatoes like that.

Absolutely nobody. I am going forward in 2021, 2025. Is there anything worse than when you have a baked potato somewhere that is maybe not a nice restaurant or anything, and they give you that little weird container that looks like a milk container of the sour cream? They used to do it at school. That's gross. And it was like you had to squeeze it out of this cardboard container. I don't do a big baked sweet potato phase.

Very, very good. Sweet potatoes get very old. Yeah. They get old quick for me. No. The taste. No. On the palate.

No, but if you get an entire order of sweet potato fries with your burger, you wish that it was half and half the entire time. Sweet potato fries are a hit or miss for me. Yeah, because they're too much. But a straight up baked sweet potato with some butter on it, very delicious. You probably didn't know this, but were you aware that it has a lower glycemic index? Obviously, David. Everybody knows that shit, dude.

What's your problem? Okay. Yeah, I'm sure you knew that. Okay, mister. I just discovered baked potatoes. Hang on. I'm checking my stocks. Yeah.

I wasn't. Yeah. Those are no small potatoes. You're getting too liberal with that. I'm not getting liberal. That first one was a Seinfeld reference. I'm not doing politics today. Will DeFreeze.

He's just teeing himself up. Let's go. He's at Topgolf. Do you want to have any closing statements regarding your big announcement? Yeah, I gotta be better going forward. Wasting potatoes. Are we ranking baked potatoes on our next Happy Hour Live?

Have people send them in? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Stonks looking good right now. Stonks looking up. Let's just talk Stonks. That's why we're here. Well, hold on.

I got a little bit more. No, I do have one thing. Okay. I don't think I can eat Brussels sprouts ever again. Why? I told you, you remember my original bout with diverticulitis

that hospitalized me and forced me to get a colonoscopy? That, I believe, was triggered by just a ton of brussies that I had been eating. Really?

It's actually pronounced colonoscopy. What if your name was Colin Scopy? That'd be tough. No one's named Colin Scopy. Colin Oliver Scopy. There's not a single Colin Scopy out there. There's not.

Hello, I'm Colin Scopy. I'm an oil man. I had something to say, but... Listen, Dylan, Brussels sprouts, I can't eat them. I had them for the first time since then, a couple nights ago with the steak and baked potato. New and improved baked potato. Right.

Right. Dude. The second grandpa's baked potato. No, you've never seen a potato baked like this. When I came in Monday for the pod, I was starting to feel the same, the divertic feeling that I had, and it worried the shit out of me.

And I think the only thing that saved me was that I'm doing probiotics now. I'm serious. I don't think I can eat Brussels sprouts, and I fucking love Brussels sprouts. Shouts to the probies, though. I did Brussels two nights ago with my seared salmon. Man, I can still smell it in the crib. It lasts for years. Dude, it lasts too long.

What's the deal with that? We did it the other night, too. We had to blaze some candles. We had to blaze some panic room in Sunday Scaries to get rid of that. Don't you not have central air and heating? I do. Where are you going with this? I'm just saying.

Yeah, it was on. It was working fine. Don't you keep your thermostat at 82? He yells at Parks. Parks is like, dude, it's fucking hot in here, man. He didn't say fuck yet. Parks isn't even sweating. He hasn't even developed that yet.

Kids sweat. Parks, you paying the bills now? Yeah. Yes, kids sweat. You going to leave that light on? But they don't get swamp ass. They don't get swamp ass. But if I pick him up from school, I can tell when he's had a legit recess.

Because he's got sweaty face, sweaty hair. That's tight. Yeah. My fourth grade teacher. I'll never forget. She's getting dope recesses off. I'm not going to name her name. But she addressed the class, the boys in the class,

because after recess we would come in there after playing kickball, dodgeball, that stuff. She was like, okay, guys, you're at the age now when you have to start wearing deodorant. Because we clearly were stinking up our classroom. Good for her. Have you ever walked down a middle school hallway? Shout out, Ms. Buck.

I remember being like a senior in high school and having to go back to the middle school to like i don't know just do shit in the school i don't know what we were doing and just walking through the middle school hallway and being like dear god did we smell like this yes kids are ruthless do you ever do you ever get the whiff when you're like uh i don't know, maybe at the gym, but I don't know where else you would be, but the whiff and it brings you back to like 7th or 8th grade football. Of course. Or like the locker room. It's just like so vivid.

Of course. If you had to play one recess game, what would that recess game be? Mine was kickball every single time because I was good at it. Kickball was fun. Everyone could play. If you were at least somewhat athletic or on the soccer team, whatever, you knew that you could do some damage. We went through a big four-square phase in elementary school.

Wow. We had a little one. We had a little one in elementary school as well, but it never took off like I thought it would. Yeah, we went hard on four-square. Did y'all play with poison? I think so. Did y'all poison?

Oh, yeah, yeah. He's fond. Good times. I would probably do bare-knuckle boxing. Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. It's a prison yard out there? Yeah, we do it out there. We're just throwing hands. They used to plow a big snow

pile into, like, next to the... Not Cocaine Dillon. They used to just do it next to the playground and we used to just play King of the Mountain on there and that just seems really dangerous these days. Just throwing each other off like a big pile of ice and snow. Yeah, don't do that. Like I'm on the line of the ice and snow.

I don't know. I'm all one dude. The stalks are just hitting. Let's talk Stonks. It's time. So what's going on in the Stonk world, boys? Dave and I played Call of Duty with J-Bone last night. And when we logged on, he's like, you guys just want to talk Stonks? Like, this is the first thing he said.

Was he on cocaine? Dude. And the whole time, he just wouldn't shut up about Stonks. I logged into my Twitter account this morning, at Will DeFreeze. And all I saw was stonks. Everyone's stonk crazy. Everyone's a traitor now. Yeah.

Do you know, like, I can explain some basics, but I think you kind of know what's going on, right? Your buddy Matt explained it better. I do know what's going on. Just read Matt's text. Jordan Belfort said it Best He said hard work

Beats talent every time Hey I'm not leaving I'm not leaving I'm not leaving Gosh You guys seen that movie You know what they say dude

They say work until your bank account Looks like a phone number Is that what they say Yeah Is fucking What's it called Is Archer Twitter Just like losing their minds right now?

You don't work, you don't eat. What is Archer Twitter? All the dudes with Archer photos is their avatars. They're either really happy of what's going on or really mad at what's going on. No, they're in on it. Are they? I feel like Bourbon Twitter's in on this too. My entire Discover feed at this point on Instagram is just like Bachelor People,

Soccer News, and then now it's just like Classy Gent account. I'm like, okay, I don't need Classy Gent on my stuff. Well, you know that. Hogs Twitter. You know news is really getting around when people like CatPat tweet something like, call my fat, juicy-ass GameStop because its stock is only going up. Wow. So shouts to Cat Pat for that one.

Everyone's talking stonks, man. You should just do a segment where you read, like Micah does with Cole Campbell, captions, you read Cat Pat tweets. I don't hate that. Maybe I will. I mean, everyone's just talking stonks. When did GameStop get on everyone's radar? Because I didn't know anything about this before it was just way too late,

like 24 hours later, because I don't pay attention. I think this is a very recent development, I think. So there's a Reddit, a subreddit called, what's it called? WallStreetBets. WallStreetBets. It's just absolutely popping. And people are just forming these little armies of investing. Armies of investing.

You know what I'm saying? They're grouping together and all going in on the same stonk. It's bussing. They're really sticking to these hedge funds. And guess what? They're not fucking leaving. They're not fucking leaving. I'm not freaking leaving.

My favorite thing in the world is seeing people like me who have no business being a part of the stock market or even discussing the stock market just going on Twitter and just either trolling or actually trying to talk stongs. The game never stops, dude. Money never sleeps. If money doesn't sleep, why does the stock market close at 430 every day?

That's the thing about crypto. It never sleeps. It's like Vegas. It was under 30 today. Good. It'll hit 50 by the end of the year. By now. Maybe.

Not sound financial advice from me. I don't know. Are you a financial analyst, Dave? I'm really good at getting in on Bitcoin at the perfect time. Guys. It's about to drop. I want to be clear about something. I'm not a financial advisor.

I hate Bitcoin. Wait, did we just have a random guy at the bar who's killing it with Bitcoin from high school walk in? I wish I could explain it, man. Dude, life is good. Doing well, man. Wait, did we just have a random guy at the bar who's killing it with Bitcoin from high school walk in? I wish I could explain it, man. Dude, life is good. Doing well, man. You can't complain, man. This Bitcoin stuff. We just bought a little land out in Llano.

It's the stonks that are being targeted are what's wild to me. It's like stonks that were tight like 20, 25 years ago. That's why it works. It started with GameStop. I don't know the hedge fund. stonks that were tight like 20, 25 years ago. That's why it works. That's why it works. It started with GameStop. I don't know the hedge fund. I don't really – I'm not going to even pretend like I understand that world. They were shorting GameStop.

Nokia is one that I think it's big right now. Blockbuster went crazy today. What does Blockbuster even do now? What are their holdings? Don't they have like two retail stores at this point? They've got to be doing something else. Randy, do you know what Blockbuster does? Oh, Randy. What?

Why do we even bring Randy on if he doesn't know about Blockbuster? Do we want to talk? Dave, you were saying that you wanted to start an edge fund. No, edge fund. Oh, okay. That makes more sense, I guess. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't even know where to begin. We need to test Brett with looking into what Blockbuster does now. It's really annoying to me that all these dorks are making all this money, but it also kind of makes me happy that these Wall Street suits are just getting absolutely shelled. If there's people I don't feel bad for, it's Wall Street dudes that are killing it. They can take 1L. They have families, too. They do.

I think their families are going to be okay. Probably. They're going to get bailed out. I feel like if you're at one of these hedge funds that goes under because of this, can you just go to another one and be like, yeah, we got fucked by the Redditors? Did you call it a hedge fund? No. Did you call it a hedge fund it sounded it sounded close

to it Randy pull the tape he won't pull it I don't think I did I don't think I did took a bath because of the red he has fun in question lost I think a couple Billy that seems like a lot of money she really that seems like a lot of money but

they they also are not closing their doors according to somebody they're not leaving they're not leaving they're not leaving. They're not leaving. They're not freaking leaving. Why don't we just do that? I wish I knew more about this stuff. I'm very base level, obviously.

Dude, the thing about the Robin Hood app, though, is that it steals from the rich and it gives to the poor. Oh, shit. Dude, Prince of Thieves. Robin Hood. Purple reigning money right now for the prince what was your favorite robin hood kevin costner men in tights l brooks i have no issue with men in tights i enjoyed it it was good thought it was really funny i also enjoyed the animated version as well yeah they should do a live action one with like roinson or something. Just make it super emo. Who is the other dude from Twilight?

The kind of hunky. The guy kind of looked like Dylan, actually. Yeah, he kind of went off the grid. Yeah, what happened to him? Taylor Lautner? Yeah. What happened to him? I don't know.

He gained a bunch of weight at one point. People were being kind of mean to him about it, which wasn't cool. I don't do that. He let himself go? But I think he's got back in decent shape. But I don't think he's acting very much anymore. Yeah, you know why? Because he's an atrocious actor.

Oh, come on. Be careful. He might not be acting. I don't know. I feel like there might have been some mental health issues there, so I'm not going to pile on to Orville Taylor. I could be wrong there, but I feel like I got that somewhere. Like, well-known as being just a really bad actor.

I think there was a scene in the movie Valentine's Day where Taylor Lautner was acting with Taylor Swift, and it was one of the worst acted scenes I've ever seen. Taylor Swift in that movie was absolutely terrible. It's a major blemish on her resume of everything. She was also in Cats. What? I don't know why any people thought that Cats was a good idea.

All they had to do was talk to John Duda and understand that making a Cats movie might not have been it. If they had only released the butthole version, it would have been much better. I would have seen the butthole version in 3D IMAX. Cats, but it's dinosaur buttholes instead of the cat buttholes. Count me in.

Call me. What if it's urchin gonads? People love nads. Have you guys invested? I don't really talk about that publicly, but let's just know that we're considering it. Okay. Is it too late? I can say that I have not invested in anything.

Hey, let's wait like two weeks and then do it, like buy it in GameStop. Like when it's too late and then just talk about it. I'm trying to think of like companies that i supported like 10 years ago that have completely gone under now but i feel like reddit's already succumbed that that section of my brain and they've already established this prime co phones what where'd you used to work singular wireless they got acquired do you still have stock from there acquired by at&t they did quite well They gave you a pretty healthy stock package when you started there, right? Yeah. They gave me stonk options. That's very

nice. They gave me a golden parachute. What's that? Subway gave me one. When they left me off the schedule and let me go, they're like, but we're going to give you a healthy golden parachute, two-year

severance, and some ECH. You got two-year severance from Subway? I did. I was only making like $8 an hour. Was that based on your hourly rate? Yeah, at $8 an hour, five days a week. No one's doing two years of Seve. No.

I mean, it was a good time for me. It paid for my business degree. Subway paid you to go get your business degree. Yeah. I didn't even know you had a business degree. They were getting some bad PR because of the Jared stuff. So they had like a Scott's Tots situation where they just want to put like little Davey through college? Yeah, pretty much.

Oh, that's so ridiculous. Well, dude, nobody made a better sub than me. People would come in and ask for me to make their sub. What was your specialty? I really doubt that. What was your specialty? I did a proprietary pizza sub. Really?

That sounds good. Yeah. The trick is to get the meatball, but you have to – how do I put this? I used to go hard on Subway meatball. Subway meatball wasn't bad. Was it as spicy? On the Asiago bread? Yeah.

I didn't like messing with the breads that had cheese on it. Well, you missed out. I feel like the 12 inches of bread that I was already eating might have been enough, so I didn't go with the cheese on top. Yeah, 12 inches of bread is a lot of bread. How many inches of bread do you prefer? All I do is stack bread.

I was going to say, the bread is good right now. Via stonks. What's your favorite number of bread inches? Baker's dozen. 12. 13. Or is that 10? 13, dude.

You don't know. Why is a baker's dozen 13? Just say 13. You don't know. Why is it Baker's Dozen 13? Just say 13. I don't know. Why is that a Baker's Dozen? I'm asking. Because they can't count very well, Baker's notoriously bad counters.

Man, do you remember Baker's Cousin when he came by the house that one night? Dude was fucking lit. You want the explanation for Baker's Dozen, Dave? Not really, but yeah. In 13th century England, a law was enacted which prevented bakers from cheating customers and selling light loaves of bread. To prevent themselves from getting in trouble with the law,

bakers would give an extra loaf for every dozen purchased to make up for any potential shortfall. Ah, loophole. Did they learn that on the subreddit, Baker's Bets? It sounds like they can't count well. They just added one in in case they miscounted. Yeah, like why don't you just make the loaves heavy? You know how easy it is to count to 12? Just do it.

Why would they just stop fucking people over? Just give them the full inches or whatever. What was it? It was number of loaves. Metric system? How many loaves? How does that convert to U.S. currency? It's still 12.

Loaves of bread? It's still 12 either way. A dozen is the same here as it is there. What about in Canada? It's like five loaves of bread in Canada. It's more like seven. Yeah, that's a fact. Do we even know that anymore with Trudeau up there?

What's he doing? Dude, I don't know. I don't want to talk about politics, but dude. What he's done to the baking industry? Clone. Yeah. Stop the count. Nice.

Do we have anything else on the stocks? I feel like we accomplished nothing there. Yeah, are we rich yet, Dylan? What's the deal? Yeah, what are we? Hold on, let me look. Has the company invested? Maybe.

Can we ask our advertisers to only pay us in GameStop shares? You heard about the NFL dude who's getting half of his deal in Bitcoin, right? No. Yeah, I don't know his name. Good for him. But yeah, he asked for, in his new contract, half of it in Bitcoin or something. There was like a rumor, there was something out there like a long time ago about how Giselle would only get paid in like Euro. But I was like, I don't know.

Our companies, companies can't be that dumb it's like okay we're gonna pay her more because we're paying her a different currency i think that could have been false well i only get paid in the ruble we were doing better last time i looked i'll just say that i'll just stop looking wow wall street always wins dude never bet against the house money never sleeps the little The little guys like us, we don't win. You're going to drop a bunch of cliches in here right now? Mm-hmm. What else you got?

I'm going to go home and watch Wall Street 2, Money Never Sleeps, starring Shia LaBeouf. I'm not going to leave! I didn't know there was a second Wall Street. It's pretty good. Really? Yeah. Shia's kind of canceled right now, but overall, pretty good movie. Why is he canceled?

What did he do? Yeah, this was pre-canceled Shia. He allegedly physically abused his ex-girlfriend. And might have killed a dog. What? There are rumors that he killed a dog on set. On set? A stray dog on set for some reason.

I'm not really sure what that came from. He's unhinged, man. All I know is that there's a moratorium on posting Shia pics on Sunday Scary's Instagram. We're not doing Shia picks. That's tough for you. Trust me. I have several Shia picks saved that would be good, but no. We've got to wait and see how all the dust settles.

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It's like the Soho House of apps Yeah, a little bit Only I kind of hope I get denied. It's like the Soho House of apps. Yeah, a little bit. Only the elite of the elite get through. Will and I are basically on the Soho platform now. No, no one's doing Clubhouse. Clubhouse stinks. Dude, Clubhouse goes hard.

Will and I were clubbing last night. What have you done on it? What did you use it for? Last night, Dave and I had a little room. My buddy Ted, a.k.a. Tube Socks, he hopped in. We mobbed for a little bit. What does that entail? You just talk to each other? The way that Sally described it is that Clubhouse is just speakerphone.

Correct. She's not wrong. It's like having a phone conversation with someone whose phone number you don't actually have to have. But now that I've done two rooms, I only have to do one more room, and then I can start my own club. When was your other room? You did two? I did one with Micah later that night, later last night. Oh, okay.

I hate talking to people. Okay. You probably got a notification that we were doing it, but you were just playing your video games with your investment analyst, J-Bone. You were in there. You were playing video games and talking. You were literally in there. Yeah, I was. We sucked last night.

You guys stink. I'm not going to do Clubhouse. I've decided. That's fine. That's fine. Well, it's kind of our next platform. You're going to be like, damn. I wish I was stacking that paper.

You're not stacking paper on Clubhouse. You're sitting there with a bunch of blockbuster shares just hoping they go up. It's going to fail. Guess what? They busted. We're pivoting R&B radio to Clubhouse. Do they have Blockbus stock that we can buy? Because I'm all in on that.

I might do the bus out challenge or whatever it's called. Blockbuster Posey. You see Jordan Woods? Why did they just take the T off of bust? It's so funny. It's better. Saying bust feels way better than saying bust. Did she do the bust it challenge?

Mm-hmm. I'm about to watch it. Did it pop? Did it go hard? Did you not see Twitter after she did her bust it challenge? I saw some Twitter chatter, but I didn't look for a video. People were losing their minds. Where can I find this video?

Just literally type in Jordan Woods bust it. Am I going to be a... You're going to get H. Jordan. It's spelled with a Y or to be... You're going to get H. Jordan. Jordan, it's spelled with a Y or some stupid shit, right? Yeah, yeah. Jordan.

It's the most popular Busset out there right now. Woods Busset. I was thinking about making some Busset potatoes tonight for dinner. I don't think you're ready for what you're about to see.

Wait, is it on the massage table? Is that it? No, what are you watching? The first video that I found when I typed that in. Oh, you're watching the wrong table? Is that it? No. What are you watching? The first video that I found. Oh, you're watching the wrong one. Dylan, while you find it, I'm going to talk about honey real quick. I use honey all the time and I love it.

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slash circling back. Did I read the scariest one earlier? I think I did. What do you mean? I think there was an accidental error in my copy. Oh, my bad. I didn't even notice.

It's Dave's fault. It doesn't even matter, though, dude. Let's talk about China. Do you remember the Mariah Carey video, Honey? Yeah. It was a good video. Was that the one where she was on the jet ski? We're doing the anal swab story?

Yeah, we're talking anal swabs. That song was kind of dirty, if you think about it. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Which one? Bonk. Honey by Mariah Carey. I'm bonking myself. You would know it if you heard it. You just horny bonked yourself? I did. Takes a big

man to horny bonk himself, but I did it. You horny bonk yourself every day. Maybe you could learn from me. A bunch of people in China are getting horny bonked. They're getting anal swabs. Okay. Horny bonk. You know swabs. Okay. Horny bonk. You know, I like that. Horny bonk. It must be. Bonk. Residents of the Chinese capital

city of Beijing are being tested for coronavirus using anal swabs rather than the more traditional nose and throat technique that is in use around the world. Look at Dylan trying to, like, read the story seriously. I'm Mr. Medical. I'm Dylan. I'm a. Medical. I'm Dylan. I'm a newsman.

Yeah, I'll take the less accurate test. Well, time out. Are we saying that the anal swab is more accurate? That's what this article is saying, David. So what do you think? Ooh, this is from our friends at Ladbible. We love Ladbible. Dude, it's just a great...

It's great. They're not affiliated with Brobible. I don't know. No, Brobible just borrowed their name. Don't fucking put that on them. They put it down, flipped it, and reversed it. If you know that it's more accurate and you have the choice, are you going anal? No.

There's no scenario where you go anal. Can I be honest? I might do both. Don't believe me? Just watch. I'm going to roll up in that doctor's office and get spit roasted. Yeah. Oh, my God.

What's wrong with you, dude? Oh, I'm going to get both swabs. If office and get spit roasted. Yeah. Oh, my God. What's wrong with you, dude? Oh, I'm going to get both swabs. If it's more accurate, I might go with it. I want to see the numbers. Like, how much more accurate are we talking? I'm going to go to that trailer that you went to on South of Mar and get the anal swab. Everyone's bending over in there? Yeah.

Like, if it's more accurate, I might actually go with it. Because the one thing that's freaked me out about this entire process is, like, you know, you hear all these false positives? I don't want to deal with false positives negatives or whatever but it's like let me throw ass in test neg you're gonna bust it in there hey stay positive test negative guys how pissed would the doctor be if i was like hey do you mind if i do a busted challenge while we're doing this? My friend here is going to record it if that's cool.

Yeah, my friend Dylan's over here. Do you do the swab yourself? That's what I'm wondering. I don't know, man. You go in and they're like, all right, please lay down. Because you can't trust your feet behind your head. You can't trust people to do it correctly. Especially when it's a butthole.

Have you guys got – Whoa, whoa, whoa. Explain that. If you're like, here, put this in your butt and then put it in a butthole. Have you guys got... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Explain that. If you're like, here, put this in your butt and then put it in a little thing. You can't trust people to do it the right way themselves. Especially if you can't even see back there. What's more difficult? I can't see up my nose. Doing the high nose swab to yourself?

Or the Chinese anal swab? I picked the one where a stranger doesn't look at my butthole. I'm crying the same amount. No, you're doing it to yourself. Both of them. Oh, which one is more difficult to pull off? Yeah. The nose one I don't think is difficult.

It's just scary. That's difficult. Okay. Fair. I don't understand the mouth one. The mouth one doesn't seem legit to me. If it's not touching my brain, I don't want it. It's a PCR.

They make you cough before you do it. Oh, they do? Yeah, they cough into your thing. I've only done the deep nasal swab, like the one that touches your skull. My skull. Mr. Hand. I don't know what that is. Dude, see?

Fast time's one time. Oh, okay. Sorry, bud. What was I going to say? Let's get tested live on the air. Anally? Remember when we peed on the ketone strips? We did.

Yeah, but the difference here is that no one's putting something up your butt, you know, with the pee test. When you were a kid, did you get shots in your butt ever? I did. I actually prefer it. I don't like having a sore arm. You know, with the P test. When you were a kid, did you get shots in your butt ever? I did. I actually prefer it. I don't like having a sore arm. We had a girl in our class in like fifth grade, and she was touting how it didn't hurt as much. And so like all of a sudden, I was like, damn, am I about to be a butt shot boy?

I've had a prostate. My prostate checked. I haven't had that. Do I need to do that? Have you, Dave? Yes. Multiple times. And I've had a colonoscopy. i've had a colonoscopy i've had a colonoscopy man um it's not it's not fun at all don't you have to do that at 40

you know what she told me they recommend doing it at 40 right yeah i got it done when i was 21 because of an issue i was dealing with the nurse to cut the tension she goes all right we're gonna mash on that prostate now i was like yeah don't say that dude, all right, we're going to mash on that prostate now. I was like, yeah, don't say that. Dude, mash the prostate. Don't say we're going to mash on it. It doesn't feel good, man.

Mm-mm. Just say you're going to, I mean, don't say anything. I had to explain my tattoo when I had it done. Like, yeah, there's a tattoo.

Just ignore it. They've seen weirder tattoos. Yes, Dylan. They've seen weirder ones than the duck on your butt. Yeah. Don't you have a pair of lips on the other cheek?

Yeah. Uh-huh. Like the Rocky Horror Picture Show lips? I don't know those. Does bleach kill coronavirus? You gotta think. Are you gonna butt-chug bleach is what he's asking. What if you bleach your...

before you go in? Does that harm the results? You have to think so. You're asking the wrong guy. I don't know. It's like you've never done it. We know we're asking the wrong guy, my man. I don't know, man.

It's like when they tell you don't eat or drink 30 minutes before the oral test. Don't bleach your asshole 30 minutes before... Yeah. I guess I wouldn't know because I haven't taken the oral.

Oral exams are scary. If a teacher is busting out an oral exam, it's like, dude, I'm about to be on the spot. Socratic method. On sight. Very scary. Can someone explain Pythagorean's theorem to me? It's y equals mx plus b. It's every side of a triangle is equal unless stopped by a force like gravity.

That makes sense. Dylan, what's your problem? Have you ever taken an oral exam what you know what didn't you go to college college boy are you hot for teacher and i always get i was always really really scared on uh oral presentation day i did not like speaking in front of class, what did you present orally? Quite a few things, Dave. That's part of just school. Like such as? I don't remember. It's been a minute. If I told my speech professor that I currently host a podcast where I talk into a mic for a living, he would be absolutely floored.

He would be like, my C student got a podcast? This makes no sense. Oh, yeah. I would get nervous as hell. I would lock up. It was not a cool situation. Dude, it's the best. It's the best watching other people. Oh, yeah. I would get nervous as hell. I would lock up. It was not a cool situation. Dude, it's the best. It's the best watching other people do it, though.

If you were doing all presentations and you didn't have to present that day, it was just the best to just sit there and watch people squirm all day. Man, I graduated college from a small private Catholic university, St. Edward's. Shouts, Hilltoppers. Ooh, college boy over here. And they had a religion class. And I had to read scripture in front of the class one day, and I was like, ah, this is going to be a tough season.

Was it the seven seals, Dylan? Did you read the scripture? I read the scripture in front of class, and it was very awkward, and I locked up, and the teacher was finally like, yeah, we can just move on. Like, thank you. I don't know. It was weird.

Was it Branch Davidian scripture? It was just out of the Bible. You heard of the Bible? You're not a Branch Davidian? No. No, I'm not a Branch Davidian. I graduated from a small Scientology school off the coast of California. Really?

Really. Tom Cruise was my professor. No shit. Pretty big. Pretty big get for them. It was cool. We got really tan on that boat. really Tom Cruise was my professor no shit pretty big pretty big get for them it was cool we got really tan on that boat

they wouldn't let us off though oh I went to I went to clown college what really yeah no wonder

didn't you say you were a part of the C-Org at St. Ed's the C-Org I don't even know what that means dude Dylan had a Ducks Unlimited sticker on his truck. No, I didn't.

Yes, you did. What is Sea Org? Dylan's like, dude, are you not a member of DU? I'm going to the banquet, man. I won like a fly fishing trip auction. Dude, everyone with that on their truck was such a poser.

I was behind a Toyota tape that had a Built for the Wild sticker and then he had like some like bootleg Salt Life sticker on it. I was like, oh dude, we get it, dude. You flats fish in Florida on spring break, man. I was thinking about doing a parody Malt Life. It's like people have a sweet tooth.

Oh, I like that. Malts are so much better than milkshakes. Can you at least agree with that, Food Cake? Oh, yeah, I'm in. It's crazy. What's up with this malted milk? What's the difference? It has malted milk.

It's a powder that you put into the milkshake. That's all you do. That's all you do to make it a malt. Malt milk? It's got a dope flavor to it, man. It's the best. Yeah put into the milkshake. That's all you do. That's all you do to make it a malt. Malt milk? It's got a dope flavor to it, man. It's the best. Yeah. Cosine.

Hardcore. Call me Malt Bay. Just dribbling down that elbow into the cup. Fucking star. Just arm hair. No one puts malt in that way. Falling up on a thread from a circling batch. Go on.

No, no, no. This is important. Do you think you could produce Malt milk with your breasts I don't see how I could Honestly What the fuck I don't think so

I can't produce milk How about that Estrogen How come some guys can't squirt milk Out of their nippies What's up with that How does that happen? I didn't know we had the glands for it.

They get too yoked on the bench. It comes to a point where you max out and plateau gains, and the next thing you know is your body just starts creating milk. Y'all know what I'm talking about, right? Do you remember that dude at the gym who was doing too much and his pecs exploded milk everywhere? David, that's not true. It just popped.

It busted wide open. It busted? He. It's not. It busted? He was busting? Yeah, he's just busting milk. I bust wide open. Why'd you turn that down for that? I bust your table.

I'm a service man. Actually, this might be a good segue. We got some bad news, boys. Uh-oh. This weekend of fun? No. Fuck. Fun's been canceled?

CC's Pizza. Yeah, the fun's over. CC's Pizza's officially filed for bankruptcy. That's all right. We'll do a reorg. We'll be back better than ever. So Dylan takes the homie to Luby's, and hit goes out for them and a car goes through the front. Luby's is no longer. Didn't Luby's file for bankruptcy?

C. So Dave starts having to take him to C.C.'s more on a double shift. And now C.C.'s is going under. Does this mean they're closing their doors? No, it's that corporate bankruptcy thing where like it's a real or bro. Yeah. They'll be fine. Wait, did you say Luby's

is no longer? I thought Luby's had to, didn't Luby's, they were an early, early failure in the pandemic. When Dylan the other day told us he had to run and get some Luby's.

He was talking about something completely different. Oh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, the other one's buying Louboutins. Oh, were you?

Yeah. Louboutin. So you have, you have Lou, So you have Louis Vuittons. Did you say Louis Batons? No. There's two different brands there. It's confusing. Louis Vuittons is the knockoff version.

Louis Vuittons might have legs. That would be what I was throwing up in the air when I'm leading a parade. A Louis Vuitton. Into the Wolf of Wall Street office. Are you the music man? I'm the music man. Where are you going to take the homie in the meantime? Yeah, we're going to take him to get really mediocre pizza.

We're going to try this Pizza Hut deep dish. You could do the Detroit style. Oh, that's what I mean. Yeah, Parks told me he likes Detroit style a lot. But do they have the claw machine with the toys and shit? That claw. And like 25-year- old race car arcade games? No, but can you read books and

get free pizza from CC's? I don't think so, but you can from Pizza Hut. What books? Book It, dude. You didn't have the pin with the little stars on it? Book It was awesome. It was the only reason I read. Was this like a thing, like a get kids to read program?

Yep. Oh, okay. Has Chuck E. Cheese gone under yet? It has to be, right? Probably not. Honestly, it's probably a good stonk to buy right now. It's probably next in line for the subreddit. Dave and Busters and Chuck E. Cheese are about to go through the roof.

You want to bust a challenge in the ball pit, don't you? No, ball pits are icky, dude. Dave's never going to let his kid go into a ball pit. I think ball pits are phased out. I don't think people do ball pits. Yeah, because there's doo-doo feces all over the ball pit.

Doo-doo feces, he says. No one's pooping in the ball pit. Someone's pooped in a ball pit. Everyone's got the story from their hometown Burger King or wherever they had the ball pit that they jumped in and there was a bunch of puke in there.

That was just tossed around at our Burger King all the time. I was like, please, I've been in this thing hundreds of times. Ball pits are kind of sick, though. Didn't they used to call your bedroom the ball pit? Yeah. I don't remember why, though. It's because you had a bunch of eight balls in there. Oh.

Come on, man. You're a big pool guy. You're a pool shark. Oh, yeah. That's true. Are you good at pool? No. Not really. All right. I can beat most people, man. You're a big pool guy. You're a pool shark. Oh, yeah. That's true. Are you good at pool? No, not really. All right.

I can beat most people, though. I'm not going to lie. Your response to being good at pool surprised me. I thought you would say, like, oh, yeah, I'm fucking sick of pool. I feel like he would break really cockily. Yes. Yeah, I'm a good breaker. Like, you break, and then you just kind of like.

They call me the breaker of balls. Look at the guy in the eyes. Here comes the ball breaker when i have like one beer my my pool game tanks significantly really yeah i'm really affected by alcohol when it comes to pool you ever gotten you ever gotten in a little like verbal altercation with people at the pool table at a bar no because i don't i don't play pool seriously to me it's you know what i don't really enjoy pool if i'm being honest we got one in san San Francisco a couple years ago, and it was purely because both parties had clearly been drinking all day,

and I think people just wanted to mix it up, and we started getting into a verbal altercation with these dudes. It was kind of fun. Over pool? Yeah. Pool fights just scare me. Because there's giant queues and heavy balls involved? We were at a house party in North Dallas,

and there's some guys from WT White High School there. We didn't know them. Five broke out. This guy, Mario, from my high school, he either got hit or hit a guy with a pool ball in his hand. Oh, my God. Yeah, it was used as a weapon. Killed somebody that way.

Yeah. Did Luigi come in and just throw a fireball at him? It's a me. Luigi. Luigi. To somebody that way. Yeah. Did Luigi come in and just like throw a fireball at him? It's a me. Luigi. Toadstool. You're never going to. That's the one that's going to follow you. Toadstool sports.

There's two guys out there who just can't get over that. I'm starting a new Twitch stream. It's just about video games and it's called Toadstool sports. video games and it's called Toadstool Sports. The smoke show of the day is always Princess Peach. She's a real peach. Is it time for This Weekend at Fun presented by Roback? No, I'm not done with that segment.

We're done with that segment. We never even got to the bottom of the Chinese anal swab. It's true. That's because they're getting to the bottom of you. Let's talk about rowback real quick. We love it. You guys are both wearing rowback today. Dylan's wearing a QZ that I actually had to reluctantly gift to him

because it was a little large on me. And I have to say, it's the softest QZ I've ever owned. It's like butter. Me giving that to you? I thought about putting on weight just to fit in that. What are you trying to say about Dylan? Dude, his arms are huge. I know, I'm sorry. A little too big.

I'm embarrassed. That's why I'm covering up with a QZ. You should be. You need to get a bag of your jacket. What if in the summer Dylan came in wearing like the AI sleeves? The Dylan Fratelli sleeves. He's embarrassed about how big his arms are. My arms are so big.

Gosh. You don't have to be worried about your arms. People looking at your arms in these rollbacks, though, because they're such clean-looking shirts, it doesn't even matter. Look at this. This is just a simple navy blue polo. It's classic. They've replaced all the other polos in my thing.

Yeah. That's what it is. We need to get them to make a Hal Sutton sleeve for Dylan, just that goes down to his forearm. Please. I need to cover these bad boys up. A little David Duvall sleeve. The Duvalls.

Mm-hmm. Man, they've got some beautiful stuff on here right now. Do little David Duval sleeve. The Duvals. Man, they got some beautiful stuff on here right now. Do you tell them the code yet or not? Stella 20, baby. That's Dylan's dog's name.

It's also a beer. Stella 20. It gets you 20% off of your first purchase. It's big. Dave, you know they're in the bucket hat game right now.

David? Just saying. It might be a little large. I know you like the smaller brim buckets and not the big i think you're trying to say i got an average just tiny head is that what you're saying no i'm saying that i once got you a larger bucket and you wanted the smaller but he wants the fedora of bucket it's still in my it's still in my closet did you lose money on that buying it for me i don't know but my father-in-law might have he didn't buy it it for me, did he? He bought it for himself. He bought it for himself and it was too small. I inherited it.

If you don't want it, I'm giving it to my mom. Get a big bucket, David. Give it to Nancy. I'll try a row back anything. I'll even go out of my bucket comfort zone and try their bucket hat. Me too. Even though I haven't seen it, I'm sure it's going to fit me well. It's beautiful. Let's go. Stella, 20 for 20% off. Dylan, what are you doing this weekend?

Thank you for asking, Will. I will not have Parks Friday or Saturday, unfortunately. I do get them Sunday. Friday, I have absolutely nothing going on. Sunday's going to be for the boys, too. I have absolutely nothing going on. Saturday, I might have another little date. Ooh!

Another little date. Where are you going? TBD at the moment. Where is that? Taco Bell Deluxe. Yes. So that'll be fun. I'm just a little casual to get drinks with somebody.

You shouldn't tell people where you're going on a date. Someone's going to go and like. I literally didn't, so, you know. Well, we'll guest it in one try. Yeah. I don't know. Somewhere in Austin is where I'm going. Yeah, I'll have a midnight berry breeze, please.

I need to text her and figure out where we're going. I'm not sure. What would the lady like? Stop. What's a Baja Blast? Would you shut up? Sorry. God.

That's all I have. Really nothing except for that, which will be fun. You guys want to swing sticks? What are you doing? What are you all doing? What's Dave doing? Oh, man. I don't think swing sticks? What are you doing? What are y'all doing? What's Dave doing? Oh, man, I don't think I can. What are you doing?

I got no plans. Just kind of on baby watch. Do you want to swing sticks? If you were to make it tee time, I would play golf. Yeah. Correct. Does that mean Alyssa has to come to the course with us? No.

Dude, how miserable would that be for her just to sit in a golf cart? Riding along, listening to Yacht Rock the entire time. Yeah, that actually sounds fantastic. Or just washing drives. Like not being able to drink. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I got really no plans. What's the weather doing?

Oh, it'd be doing. Oh, it's very, very nice. It might be a little rainy on Sunday. That's fine. As long as we get a good Saturday. Yeah. Well, Sunday's for me and Park, so. Oh, by the way, Clubhouse is for the boys.

Will and I figured that out yesterday. What do you mean? Men only? No, it's not. It's Parler. I'm out on Clubhouse. You were never invited. You shouldn't be. I don't like talking to people. I'm out on Clubhouse. You were never invited. You shouldn't be.

I don't like talking to people. You're going to regret this. You talk for a living. You're going to regret this. Yeah, but they don't talk back. Just you jerks do. You don't have to let them talk back. You can mute them.

No, they come in muted, and then you can allow them to be a speaker. If you want them to speak, you can do it. They raise their hand. Can I permamute everybody? And then you can leave quietly. That's what the button says want them to speak, you can do it. Can I permamute everybody? And then you can leave quietly. That's what the button says. Instead of leaving, you leave quietly. You get an Irish goodbye?

Mm-hmm. You just leave quietly. You should go on, start a room, and just give your Hall of Fame ballot. Breakdown. Okay. No football on this weekend. So I guess I'll be going all in on college basketball. I don't know.

There's a full slate Saturday morning. Dave, you're on baby watch. College basketball? No, football. You're talking about soccer. David, you're on baby watch. Okay, but I'm not going to just stare at my wife. Whose baby are you watching?

I'm just saying. It's tempting. It's getting close. It's getting close, folks. Folks. It's getting close. Yeah. Close.

You're going to have a little clone. Yeah, clone. That's what we're naming him. Clone Ruff. Clone Carter. Actually, clone might be a good name for the homie. Dave's homie. What's up, clone?

That's not bad. Intern clone. That's not bad. What the fuck is this? God. If you want something entertaining to do Saturday and you're not watching any football, we do have a good soccer match on. Remind me the morning of and I will watch it.

Okay, we got Arsenal-Man U, 11.30 a.m. Central Standard Time. What's the line on that game? Hard to say. Maybe we can click in and find out. I don't bet, so it's hard for me to know. But there could be some good footy on this week, Dave. This might be the time. You guys are going to be begging for me to come on Too Much Dip on Monday to talk footy.

You were supposed to come on this week. I don't know what happened. I blew my wad doing all the breaking news on my soccer news on this podcast. You spoiled it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I really don't have any plans this weekend.

We're in moving mode. We don't move for another month, but we're trying to get this shit done in order to make sure that when we do finally move, we're in a good position. It's not a great thing to do. Sorry. That's why I actually brought you guys here. Can you guys help me move this weekend? Oh, dude, I got this thing. Well, what about next weekend?

This is about to happen, baby. I'm totally booked. So I can actually move my stuff into the place for the next five weekends. So just let me know. If you guys have like two hours anywhere, just let me know. My calendar's not working on my phone. That makes sense. I texted you about moving the other day and you didn't respond.

Yeah. Is your phone just still not getting texts? Because now it's inconveniencing me. Sorry. I just texted my date for Saturday. I asked her where we're going. We've got to plan it. I thought you were going to Taco Bell.

No. Deluxe. Deluxe. were going to Taco Bell. No. Deluxe. I'm not going to Taco Bell. So. Is Taco Bell Deluxe actually a thing? No. They do have the cantinas, though. In the cantinas, you can drink.

There's margaritas there. Is there a stock ticker, Moss? That would be good. What would the washed stock ticker be? Wash? GLZ? W-S-H-E-D? It's not Gliz the WASHed stock ticker be? WASH? GLZ? W-S-H-E-D? It's not gliss.

W-S-H-D? I had W-S-H-D, but W-A-S-H ain't bad. That's probably taken. I'm going to look it up right now. Like Washington Capital or something. Hang on, man. Let me check my E-Trade. Yeah.

Can you buy WASHed media stock today? What if Reddit got a hold of our stock? Ooh, what if they got a hold of our Patreon? That would be good. You're not yet publicly traded, so. Yes, there is a WASH. It's Washington Bank Corp. Can we bear hug them and then wear WASH?

Washington TR Bank Corp. It works. Smells like a bear hug. Ooh, and they're not doing great right now, guys. Now's the time. Let's give them an offer they can't refuse. Yeah, their market cap's not even a bill. Let's go to their office.

Talk to them. Why are you doing Godfather right now? Yeah, we're just going to talk to them. We're just going gonna have a conversation real brief okay let's get everything out big two freezes breaking news oh I thought you'd never ask you guys want a little choose your own adventure here you want to start big the freeze big two free that I don't used to call me dude big duh everyone's buying big dust I'm duh they called me big duffer a little bit

there is a dude on the football team called Big Dookie. I like that. Not for me, but I do like Big Dookie. I don't know. I was imagining he took fairly large Dookies. That nickname stinks.

I'm not going to... Oh, yeah. Maybe he's a Dick Vitale fan. Oh, the Big Dookie! By the way, Coach K, tough look. Tough look. He's having a little

rough go at it, isn't he? More like Coach Not-OK. Do you guys want to start with Bachelor, Dinosaurs, or Celebrity Real Estate? In that order is perfect. Bachelor. Do you guys remember Sarah? Nope. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Sarah Trott denies dating DJ Bijou while filming The Bachelor. Oh, that's the rumors out here. They're rumors that girl used to date, remember? What? Oh, DJ Bijou. That's a joke for just literally me and you. Maybe Will, if he remembers. Maybe.

Like me a little bit. I'm going to need clarification after the pod. They were really nice. Of course. Yeah, but are we not talking about Sarah? Apparently she was dating this dude on The Bachelor the entire time. Who's DJ Bijou? Dude, who knows?

It's probably made up like Martin Garrix. DJ Bijou. So she went from G-Eazy to DJ Bijou. Yeah, it sounds like this girl might have a little thing for famous people. I don't know. Yeah. She's the one connected to G-Eazy? Yes.

Yeah, it says, photos of trot and musician named Ben Dorman, a.k.a. DJ P-Juice, packing the PDA in Mexico, purportedly taken a few weeks before she headed off to Nemacolon Resort to film season 25, had fans wondering whether Dorman was there for the right reasons. Kind of seems like she's chasing that clout.

Yeah. I mean, she's straight up making out with this dude on a boat, and this guy looks clout. Yeah. I mean, she's straight up making out with this dude on a boat. And this guy looks like trash. Really? Yes. Like, he's got, I mean, he's just like, he's not a good looking dude. Ooh. They're made for each other.

I'm going to short that stock. They have a charcuterie board on this boat as well. And I have to say, it looks like shit. Does he have bops, though? Can he put out good music? You can't bring a charcuterie board on a boat in Mexico. That's just going to get, like mexico that's just gonna get like the the meat's gonna get sweaty and the cheese is gonna get all hard and weird

some cheese does well in the heat probably okay so what's sarah's deal man she horny horny i don't know all right yep maybe that's why she left the show to go to hang out with DJ Bijou. I still can't believe she went on the show seeing as how her father was, quote unquote, weeks away from possibly passing away. And she's in charcuterie boards in Mexico. Just stay home. Please. Just stay home for a little bit.

You guys want that dinosaur news? Can't wait. A woolly rhino has defrosted after more than 25,000 years. You know what's cooler than being cool? Ice cold, and that's what this woolly rhino was. You ever seen Encino Man? Did he just walk away from it? No, I haven't, which is weird.

It doesn't hold up. Cool. But there was a time where Encino Man was about as good as it got for a second grader. Have you seen Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer? I'm a caveman. I'm a caveman. Yes. Dude, rest in peace Phil Hartman. Yes. One of the goats, man. He was good. You could make an argument he was the greatest cast member of all time. Like just SNL, not saying career outside of SNL. David. Just on the show. It's a mouthful. Had a great run. I'm a key. Eddie Murphy. No, you said the other day that he was 1A and then Jimmy Fallon is 1B.

That's what you said. Jimmy Fallon? Yeah, you said Jimmy Fallon's 1B. You said he was the single greatest Weekend Update host that there was. Jimmy Fallon never hosted Weekend Update. I don't think he was ever even a cast member. He definitely wasn't. I'm just trying to rattle you.

You've succeeded. Jimmy Fallon is a cast member? What definitely wasn't. I'm just trying to rattle you. You've succeeded. Jimmy Fallon was a cast member? What are you talking about? On SNL? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he was. Yeah, he just broke every single skit.

It wasn't good. Oh, wait, did he not do Weekend Update? He might have done it like once. Remember those iguanas that froze in Florida and just fell? They came back to life, though. He did do Weekend Update. He did it with, yeah, with what's-her-face. Yeah, that's a dark period for me.

It was a dark period. I wasn't watching SNL then. I'm not watching it now. I'm watching it now. I've been enjoying it a lot. I only hop back in to watch. I go watch Californians on YouTube. Dude, what are you doing here?

Might be one. That's top tier SNL. Dude, it's the same thing every time, and it never fails. They have John Krasinski hosting the next one coming up, and I think he might actually be sneaky good at this. Bill Hader always cracks during that skit. How do you not? Yeah.

How do you not? Made right by the Del Taco. Do you guys want to hear about this damn woolly rhino or not? Hey, I got like a science question. Is it about how woolly rhinos thaw? He's trying to do the science segment. It's about like how some things, like the iguanas in Florida, how come they spring back to life after they unfreeze?

Cold-blooded. Because these weren't frozen between 25,000 and 40,000 years. Do you think these woolly rhinos should just be getting up like, Have you not seen Austin Powers? God damn! Why'd you let me sleep so long? Big stretch! Explain Austin Powers. He was frozen for like 30 years.

He had a gold member. You can't explain it, baby. Yeah. You can't explain something that shagadelic. It's smashing, Dylan. Do I make you horny, bait? But like people who freeze on Mount Everest. They die. Can you like just take that big block of frozen body, bring it down and put them by a heater?

And be like, oh, he's back. Yeah, you just warm them up. Thanks, guys. I feel so much better. You know what I'm saying? What's the deal there? Yeah. And then you serve them brisket.

That's just as good as the brisket in Texas as well. So are we going to take the DNA and make more? We should. That makes sense. This says a young woolly rhino has been thawed whole. No one's doing brisket on that anymore. After as much as 40,000 years frozen in Siberian permafrost. What if they gave it one of the anal swab COVID tests and it just was,

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the? Hey, whoa, what the? Hey. Whoa, hey. Excuse me. During an unveiling for Russian press, it's the Russians, guys. Scientists in Yakutsk officially cataloged eight-foot-long beast believed to have perished between 25,000 and 40,000 years ago.

It was a healthy adolescent three- or four-year-old woolly rhino, and it was preserved very well. Pics or nah? They have pics. So they have pics of what the rhinos looked like, but they don't have pics of this woolly rhino, unfortunately. Do you want to see what they looked like? Yeah.

They literally just look like rhinos with wool. Oh, let's go. They're tight. This might be the coolest prehistoric thing I've ever seen. That's a cool looking animal. Yeah. The Russians are going to weaponize this somehow. These things are just like, oh, they should.

No. An army of woolly rhinos? I'm not fucking with that. Are rhinos even aggressive? Did you know they're fast? They have hooves. My hooves. Are they aggressive?

I don't think they are. I don't think so. I wouldn't want to like. They're like big dogs aggressive I don't think I don't think so I wouldn't want to like they're like big dogs I don't cows probably the black rhino

has a reputation for being extremely aggressive and charges readily at perceived threats they have been observed to charge tree trunks and termite mounds

you know you're big mad when you charge a a stump it's like punching drywall. Dave used to do that all the time. Dude, I put your head through drywall. Try it right now, bitch.

There's a wall right here. That's a window. Right there. No. Then you end up in that dude's office. He just yells at you. Alright, we're gonna play a little... You guys wanna play a little trivia game for this next breaking news story? Love this.

Love what this is going to be. Who do you think sold their California mansion for more? You tell me, Stuart. Do you think it was Matthew Perry or Cher? Matthew Perry or Cher? The answer should be Cher, but because you're asking this, I'm going to say Matthew Perry. Wait, who's Matthew Perry?

Chandler? Chandler. Chandler big. Chandler's got to have more money, right? That's Joey. I don't think it's that one. Different show. Chandler's got to have more money.

Totally different Joey as well. You're right. What? Chandler has more money than Cher, right? I don't know. Do they? Dude, you know Cher is like an original diva, an OD. I know, but she's not really doing it anymore.

Guess what her net worth is. Do you believe in life after love? Her net worth is $84 million. Cher? I don't know how that song goes. I think I just sang it wrong. What's her net worth? Do you believe in life after love?

Is it life after love or love after love? You've probably already looked it up. I swear to God. What do you think it is? Life after love. Is it life after love or love after love? You've probably already looked it up. I swear to God. What do you think it is?

I'm going to say $97 million. You guys are both way under. I will say this. The reason I posed that question is because I knew I could throw you off. Cher sold her mansion for $88 million less than what she bought it for. Whoa. That's not good. Less?

Less. She bought it for $180 million and sold it for $92 million. And she took a bath. It's kind of dope. The indoor pool in this place looks very tight. She looks very good for like 70 or whatever she is. That's because she always goes in public with her face mask on. Have you noticed?

Have you seen that? I wonder what caused it to depreciate so much. I don't know. Depreciation. No spending. Depreciation. I'll be honest. How do you start?

This actual mansion that she owned is sick. You know, her late husband passed away snowskating. A lot of people don't know that. A lot of people know it just because Eminem referenced it in a song where he said he hits the trees harder than Sonny Bono. Oh no! That's how it went.

I always thought that was kind of a crass line. Didn't like it. I got you, babe. I got you, babe. One of their hits. They performed it together. Matthew Perry stole his mansion for $13.1 million, so far less. Oh, so they weren't even close. No, they weren't.

Okay, so that played out like it should have. I tried to outsmart it, and it outsmarted me. She took a beating on the house, though. Jeez. You've got to think it's not ideal to sell it for half of what you bought it for. She took a beating on the house, though. Jeez. You've got to think it's not ideal to sell it for half of what you bought it for. She short-sell it? Matthew Perry also is on the beach. You could make a case that his house, even though it's a fraction of the price,

might be doper. Is she putting that money in stocks, you think? Is it zoned for commercial? Hard to say. Could turn that into a Wilmones. Could. We could. I don't know why Matthew Perry got rid of this place.

This place is sick. Probably because he can't afford it? I don't know. I feel like he could. What's he doing now? He's got mailbox money, dude. You kidding me? Nothing, dude.

He's got the friends checks forever. Whoa. Are you kidding? That's a different character. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Should we get out of here?

No, I've got another segment. I've got another announcement. Is it Dave's big announcement? He's paying attention to baked potatoes now. That was a big one. No, we need to go group up and talk stocks. Okay. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. you