Circling Back - Redeye Randy & Za Court is in Session

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

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All right, we're back. It's a Circling Back podcast. My name is David. Joining me to produce is Randall Trimbaki. Hi, Dave. Hi. Hi Dave. Hi. Hi guy. How are you?

I look like, ooh. You know what, I got something for you here. You ready for this? Man, that did not deliver. No. No. I'll be honest, man. That was a Celsius.

Yeah, you opened the can and you're drinking it now. Good stuff from Randall. Hey, what's up with the theme music? Why are you playing Will Mons? Welcome to Will Mons. Well, it's because joining me in studio is none other than Fratty Sky at Wash Media, Will DeFries. Why is a 38 year old in my fielding criticism for not being fresh?

Like why? I'm 38 years old. I don't know, dude. I think some of the lamest questions you can ask people at the age of 38 is about where you went to college and what fraternity you were in. I got two bids by the way, and they were from top tier fraternities.

Two bids. Two bids. Two bids. Like co-bids, by the way, and they were from top tier fraternities. To be to be to be like co-bids, if you will. What was a verbal? Yeah, you got a lot of verbals. I don't care that matter. OK, it was just weird. Yeah, I logged on to read it yesterday morning.

See if there are any dead show recommendations I could toss on while getting some work done. And suddenly I'm getting skewered for not being frat enough for you guys. I kind of laughed at that because I was like, there's no way, there's no way someone's seriously doing this. I couldn't tell if it was serious or sarcastic. I can't believe it. Oh man. Also my DJ set did numbers. So I don't want to hear anything about that. Yeah, that show was tight. It did numbers. The client is very happy about the DJ set. Tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, child. Happy birthday, Dave. Happy birthday, Dave. Let me be the first to say it. He beat you. Yeah, I beat you by like a lot. It's actually the

second time he said it to me too. Yup. Yup. Well, I didn't have an opportunity to do it the first time I was traveling. So in the, okay, so it is now 11 22 AM central. It goes wife, oldest son, father, sister, accountant, Blaine, Will. Randy. No, Will Brett. I was going to say don't discount Brett's activity here. So, not that I'm keeping score, but that's the order and that's fine. I don't care.

I'm at the age where I don't want to be reminded all day that it's my birthday. I fuck. And so like if Sally posts like a hard post or something and then the texts start flooding in, like, I just don't want people to think that I'm being rude by not responding, but I it's just tough, you know, it's just tough. Thirty nine is going to hit bad because I think I'd rather be 40

than have my last year in my 30s. Like 40 is just a hard cut off. So I was thinking about it this morning, actually. I not to brag, I did go to the gym this morning. I wanted to start 41 off like in a good way. You're looking swell. Thank you. Keep the shirt. Poncho. I was wondering if that was, I didn't know if we made that shirt or if someone else did. It's a poncho, John. Big fan. It's a shirt, not a poncho though. Correct. Okay. Correct. Poncho outdoors. I was thinking as I was getting out of the shower, so kind of a real life shower

thought, only public showers, other men around. Forty, forty one hits hard because like forty it's like, yeah, there's a lot of baggage. It's like the number, but there's still a novelty of forty. There's like, ha ha, you're forty and it's like, yeah, I'm forty. Forty one, it's like not, you don't get the jokes. It's like, oh yeah, you're in your 40s. Like there's not a novelty with 41. You're in your 40s.

You're not 40, you're in your 40s. Like people aren't really joking about it anymore. It's just like. You're as old as Dylan. I know. I feel like you guys are, like I said this before, but it does feel like you guys are not aging faster than me, but the years, like you guys turning 41 before I turned 39, always like that discrepancy

always rattles me. Like you guys are three age years older than me. And I don't feel like you guys are three years older than me. Sure. It honestly, like, I always forget that you are three years younger than me. Two and a half. It always feels like we're in the, you're just like a little bit younger and that's not that much.

But yeah, 40, 40 is gone. 41 is here. It's my dark birthday. That's kind of my little personal novelty. That's how I'm getting through it. We'll talk more about it in my weekend and fun. I got a text today from the wellness spa down the street that I haven't been to in a couple years. And it said, Happy Birthday. Cheers to you on your special day.

Thank you for letting us be a part of your wellness journey. Here's to another amazing year. Enjoy a free core service on us valid for the next 30 days. So my options are red light therapy, whole body cryo, infrared sauna or compression therapy. Well, what are you going to do? I don't know. That's actually a really good offer. I think I might just go to cryo just to feel alive again. I've never done cryo still. I've witnessed Sally do cryo and stuff, but I've

never done it. Yeah. I feel like cold punch is harder than cryo. I'm not out on cold plunges, but it's not the draw that it used to be for me. I'm not rushing to it. Yeah, I get it. I do love how I feel after it, but I'm not enjoying it as much as I used to. I'd rather go sit in a sauna for 20. That's just me. Yeah, I took my first steam shower in a while the other day. Ooh, that's good for you. Ever since we moved out of our place, I've had it.

Yeah. I saw the option and I was like, yeah, well, I'm going to spend some extra time in this bathroom right here. This fucker over here needs a steam shower. I just need a regular shower. You need a lot. Yeah, you need a lot, a lot.

I'm going to see if I can transfer that birthday thing over to you. You go to lot. Yeah, you need a lot, a lot. I'm gonna see if I can transfer that birthday thing over to you. You go to the wellness spa, you go spend half a day there and just get recalibrated. So Randy, I mean, you were taking a red-eye flight from Seattle to Austin, Texas. Yes.

I have not looked up the reasons as to why Alaska Airlines grounded all flights. Has there been an update to reasons as to why Alaska Airlines grounded all flights. Has there been an update to that as to why they did that? Or IT? It was late last night when you texted. I don't know. The only reason they gave us was that there was an IT issue.

By the way, that's generic. That's very generic. Nobody says IT issue. It's like the whole department. They're like, when I was originally reported on, there was no like even, I don't even think the IT issue was really even reported on at first.

They just grounded everything. I know one thing that they had a problem with was that none of the kiosks were printing bag tags and we had to go like to the counters. And that's why there was huge lines and stuff. Was that the reason why everything was down? I don't know. But of course, you know, everyone,

we can get into it more in depth, but place was a zoo. And of course everyone's like, once they know IT, everyone's like speculating, like, I think they were hacked. Hacked. But. I'm tired of hackers.

So what time are you supposed to take off? I was supposed to take off at 1159 PM, so midnight. And I didn't know what to do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I didn't take off until like three 30. So, I mean, I know you've had worse delays. No, no, no. But like, no, no, no, that don't don't. I'm not going to compare apples to oranges here. Like I would take a 13 hour delay that I had where we were supposed to take off at like 10 AM and we took off later. I would rather have that happen than get three hours delayed from my midnight flight. That's way worse in my opinion.

And also it was since everyone knew that Alaska was having some weird issue, no one knew if their flights were going to just get continued delayed or canceled. Cause some flights were just getting straight canceled, like after waiting three hours. And like, you didn't know if you were getting there. We had our gate changed three times. The place is packed. It was, it was something.

How many people like were just, oh, come on. It was, you know, people were actually not good spirits, but they weren't like going crazy on the, you know, cause they knew all the flight attendants and like agents were dealing with some unprecedented IT issue that wasn't their fault. People were just annoyed, but weren't like having big fits. More people were cheering when good things happened

than when like moaning when bad things happened. Okay, okay. That's a good vibe then. Yeah. Better than it could have been. So students are like, yeah, we're gonna board the plane. And once we clean it, like everyone just started cheering. It was like, all right. I guess if you're already committed to taking the red eye,

you're already committed to being up late regardless. True. And some of the, when people are getting deplained too, like people are cheering for them, like as they were getting off the plane, cause I, it was annoying for what I had to do, sitting in the airport and all that. I'd heard that they were like people that landed,

but then they couldn't pull up to their gates or whatever, or like they were about to go fly out and got grounded. And they were just sitting on their plane on the tarmac for like hours. So at least I was in the airport and can go like get food or do some things. But yeah, I don't want to ever, I don't, I don't want to see, I don't really want to talk about whatever you ate in that airport at 3am. It was a chicken Caesar wrap from pretty much a Hudson news. Brother, I worry about the ripple effects from that chicken Caesar wrap.

When was the saleby on that thing? I got a bag of Twizzlers too. Okay. Somehow not worse. Yeah. But yeah, for the people that, yeah, I had, I've had a completely interesting traveling day and I am, I'm just going straight from the airport here. If you guys did not follow my Instagram story at Randy Trimacchi.

Yeah. I'm going off like zero hours of sleep. So this is fun. You're dialed. I think I might, after you get this thing uploaded, why don't you just go home and take a nap. Why don't you get out of here, Oz? We'll do too much to have no video about that, Oz. That would be delightful. I feel bad for you. I feel bad for you, dude. I'm sorry, but this is tremendous content. Built different. I'm glad you're dude. I'm sorry, but this is tremendous content. Built different. I'm glad you're here.

I've done a few video-less podcasts as of late, and I want the video, you know? And so I am glad that you really dug in this morning and got your ass here. It makes me want a podcast better for you. It's dog behavior. It is dog behavior. You're our dog of the week.

Thanks. That's an early dog to be bestowed, but I love it. Uh, so yeah, I'll get more into the actual weekend and this weekend of fun, but also it didn't help that my travel started when I showed up to Austin airport to park and parking and they had just started construction in the parking lot that morning and didn't tell anyone. So I like had a panic and drive over to Sauce's house and park there because it was either pay $35 a day. So it was going to be $140 to park or go try to drive

all the way back to my apartment and get an Uber back. How much was the Uber? It would have been doable. It was just, I didn't know my timeline if I was going to be able to do it. So, and James was closer to the airport. So I just parked in front of his house, but yeah, just annoying, just pulling up and like, Oh, okay. Can't park in the $12 a day now. Awesome. Hey, yeah, this five year, this five year construction project at the Austin airports,

I think gonna screw a lot of us. I don't even want to think about it. It'll get to us at some point. Oh god Hey, we have a patreon and we think it's really good check it out. We drop tomorrow. What's tomorrow Randy putting a lot on? Circling back touching circling back on touching base. That's what it is Oh, yeah, because if you're new here, there used to be a different show that we were all on plus Dylan who's not here Well, Randy wasn't on it confusingly, but Will, Dylan and I were on a pod called Touching Based or Touching Base, sorry. I can't remember.

Touching Based went hard though. Touching Based did go hard. And then we got canceled, but the pod spun off this. And then what we do is we listen to classic audio and we just comment on it. Cause it's a fun trip down memory lane. It's, you know, oftentimes like from seven or eight years ago, it's, it's, it's good times and we'll drop that tomorrow,

but we rotate it on Tuesday. So we'll do cold call sometimes where we cold call listeners, um, exactly five minutes where you guys submit prompts and we talk for exactly five minutes on said prompts. And then, uh, circling back on touching base, which drops tomorrow. And then Thursday we have listener voicemails, which is always a banger Last week's was good. We had cringe week two weeks ago. I suggest trying that out I would just hop in and go opt-out

But if you want to try it free for a week you can and go check out cringe week That's that was a really good one. You can leave us a voicemail by the way 888-618-4422 We also have a newsletter on sub stack, washedoutsubstack.com. I think Will and I blew it out of the water last week. It was very, very good. I talked a little golf, Will did what he's cooking, drinking, watching. Dude, people are still talking about the custom graphic

I made. He went custom on the graphic. Just quality, quality all around. So subscribe to our sub stack and you can also watch this show. I think today is the day you should because Randy, Randy just went straight from the airport, like he said to here, he smells, he sounds terrible. He looks like shit, but he's here and he got the video up. You don't look that bad.

Actually. He's got a Celsius, which he never drinks. And yeah, check us out at youtube.com slash circling back. Let's jump into it, bro. Let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off bro There's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute This weekend in front in fun presented by Viori. Will. We got Viori, our good friends at Viori, designed to look great beyond the gym, whether you're running errands, heading to the office or meeting

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That's a VU O R I dot com slash steam Let's just start with will Man, it was such a big weekend. It was such a big weekend Um Friday night kids went over to my sister-in-law's place For a little bit with my wife. You know what that meant, Dave? I had 90 minutes free in my home for the first time in what feels like months. 90 minutes you could watch a movie?

Could. Didn't. Cranksgiving? No. Okay. No, I organized some stuff. Just did some cleaning up. I ordered some some door dash and I took a shower.

Can I ask what the door dash was? Yeah, we'll get to that later. Home sliced pizza. Home sliced pizza. You know how I do. Let's go. Saturday woke up a little early, got some open championship under my belt as I did a Sunday.

Any thoughts on that open championship, Dave? Um, I enjoyed my viewing. I was a little disappointed Saturday afternoon when it became pretty clear that there was not going to be a lot of drama on Sunday. That was my only thing. I saw someone compare Scottie Scheffler to Tim Duncan with Michael Jordan being compared to Tiger Woods, the word box office for the Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, comp was used. I think that's fair.

Like Scottie's getting it done with no emotion. He's just out there going low as hell, steady as a rock. And while I appreciate that, it does suck the life out of a major when you wake up early and try to get it done, you know? I've enjoyed my Hao-Tung Li experience. I remember him when he was popping up in majors back in the day.

I caught him a little bit on the DP World Tour when I had some random early mornings with the baby. And I was like, oh yeah, Hao-Tung Li, he's kind of electric. But there was no moment where I was like, he yeah, how Tong Li he's kind of electric. But there was no moment where I was like, he's about to make a run. No, no. And that goes for everybody else that was right there.

Now, I did, I watched a little bit of Rory thinking like, oh, you know what, I want to see Rory. He's not going to catch him, but I want to see Rory go out and. I was cheering against Rory, unfortunately. I know. He's just been so pouty lately. He has, he has, but he was the only.

He's got his Mr. Bean haircut. He's got a Mr. Bean haircut. He does have a Mr. Bean ass haircut looking at. Scotty, much respect to him. I didn't not want Scotty to win, but I just wanted him to win by one stroke instead of, you know, just being numerous ahead the entire time. Yeah. You know what? It was kind of nice, though, like that I was like

Sunday rolled around and like my my my son wanted to maybe go. though, like that I was like Sunday rolled around and like my son wanted to maybe go, he was like, I want to go to the pool today. And I was like, you know, that's fine with me. We can go to the pool. Yeah. Because you know what? I have no issue falling this from my phone. The FOMO will not be there. Nah, the FOMO will not be there. But had a good time watching any open championships going to be good viewing for me. That night ended up going out to dinner. Not to bring the vibe down. We had a memorial service on Saturday for a family who lost their daughter in the Texas floods. And if you want to reach out to me,

I can send you a link to donate to help them out a little bit. I would love to do that. I'll post also. And so after that, we just knew we needed some distraction. So another family that went with us, we decided to go out to dinner, distract ourselves. It was great.

The dinner was great, had a good time. Kids got absolutely exhausted early bed times. Everyone's happy. You know, everyone's going to bed. Man, Dave, reading Will is so different right now. Not only have I knocked out two books in the last month, I'm just, I'm now on my fiction grind. You hear about these pretty horses?

Cause I'm reading about all of them right now. He's reading about all of them. Shout out to Cormac McCarthy for just making me use my brain for the first time in what feels like forever. I'm reading all the pretty horses by him at the recommendation of my friend who originally recommended the book probably six or seven years ago. He said that he thinks I should read the work of the greatest living author. Unfortunately, I started reading him after he died. And so I'm reading him after he died. And so I'm just out here grinding. Something I learned in the last couple of years,

did you know his down in San Marcos at Texas State, one of the Bobcats and G.J. Kinney, his notes, there is a whole wing devoted to like his- Oh, that's cool. Yeah. That's cool. So if you're like, if you get really, really into him, like some people do who you can go down there and it's pretty cool. Yeah. That's cool. So if you're like, if you get really, really into them, like some people do who are, you can go down there and it's, it's pretty cool. I have not done that. I've only read blood Meridian, which, uh, it's been nice. It's

been nice to sit down and actually have to hone in on something and try, you know, I am splitting it up with love Island episodes. Shout out cost some more in UK, but I'm not sure that's how he dreamed of people reading his works. I think he would prefer me in a leather chair in some cabin somewhere, just with a candle lit and maybe a cup of whiskey next to me. Tin cup. When I was doing my Love Island USA grind, I would try to be done around 10 PM and I would do 10 to 1030, I would read and I would read Blood Meridian, which is I know the juxtaposition will.

Right. You understand what I'm saying? Yeah. I had the same scenario when I was reading the art of war every so often. I'd watch like too hot to handle right in between it. So brain rot. Are you doing art of war? No. to handle right in between it. So brain rot. Are you doing a art of war? No. I mean, that is some shit you would do.

No, I don't know how to read. You own multiple swords. If they have art of war, I'm audio book. Then maybe. Probably God of War. He's a real gamer. It's a game. I intended to get my PS5 set up this weekend so I could play some Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4.

You had 90 minutes. Yeah, but I have to move. I have a guest bed where the PS5 was previously set up. And so I need to move that bed out of the room and I simply haven't felt like doing it. And so that might be a tonight project if the boys go to bed at a normal hour, but I'm really thirsty to play this

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3. Really thirsty for it. I want to get my combos in. The boys bam. I don't know if he's going to be my first choice. Yeah, I get it. I kind of want to just make my own skater and just let it rip.

I'm more excited just to hear the soundtrack. And then yesterday, yeah, just hung out yesterday. I was supposed to do some grilling and chilling, but we ended up pivoting and just hung out, man. I did, I did make good on some stuff I wrote in washed weekly, washed.substack.com. Uh, I did have some Pacificos this weekend. Same choice.

I have to say, if you're looking for just like the best all around summer beer, I don't really think you need to go further than Pacifico at this point. It's interesting. So I had that decision in front of me. I'll just jump into my weekend. Yeah, do it. Friday, I will just go Saturday. My parents came in town and we went to a little restaurant, Fonda San Miguel or Fonda is real ones now. Don't say that around Dylan. And I looked at the menu

and Alyssa ordered a Mar. They serve you a voluminous Mar. Oh, yeah, it's a big, big dog. I went beer and I was between a Modelo, a special and Pacifica, and I went Modelo. I'm not going to slap a Modelo out of your hand if I'm drinking Pacifico. No, I'm not built like that. It was delightful. And I got to say that is that is one that I will recommend. It feels more like a neighborhood place than I can recommend to people in town.

And a lot of that has to do with like the location. It's just slightly north, but it's still a great spot. Brutal parking lot. Yeah, we hit the valet because of that with the kids and everything. It's like we're going to do the complimentary valet. Yeah. Valet expenses per year really go up when you have kids. Oh, God. Yeah, absolutely. Delightful experience.

I don't know if you saw the my wife. She posted it. I posted it at DC rough. So she my wife and me on the ground. Sorry. She was texting with like, so she was like surprised that it was like an actual person texting with her about the reservation and not like a AI thing. She's like, Oh, I think it's a real person. And then like, she's like, Oh, no, and it definitely is.

And what did it say? It said, we're happy to have him on his over the hill birthday, which okay. Did a 23 year old send this? Do they not realize that how cutting that's that is? If it's the person, if it's the young lady I saw when I walked in. Yeah, that one hits hard. It was a, it was a younger woman. I'm going to assume it was her.

Uh, it's fine. I'm not that mad about it. I'm totally fine. I get not that mad about it. I'm totally fine. I get it. Look over the hill. I've you know, over the hill, you could told me like, if you asked me when I was 35, what was over the hill, I would have said like 36. I feel like I've been there. I mean, brother, I think you're the king of the hill.

That's not it. It's the wrong show. God damn it, Bobby. There you go. Are we in on that reboot? I've never I've never watched much of King of the Hill. It might be a Southern cartoon, man. I think it is. That being said, the clip, the small clips I've seen of it, I'm interested in. I didn't, I wasn't born in Texas. I simply got here as soon as I could. Same. Sooner than you. That is true. You're fucking around in Chicago.

Speaking about being old, my Hollister order is ready for pickup. So, here as soon as I could. Same. Sooner than you. That is true. You're fucking around in Chicago. Speaking about being old, my Hollister order is ready for pickups. So I have to go there again. Randy went to Hollister. I know he went to Hollister. He also got a bearded dragon 50% off the other day at PetSmart. Did you buy that dragon? No, I got the ferret. Did you buy a ferret?

Yeah, I got a ferret for the new place. Bitches love ferrets. You need to move in first before you start buying pets. That's true. I would venture to say that bitches do not like ferrets overall. Hey, comment below if you love ferrets and you're a bitch. I wonder what's more of a red flag for a young lady,

a lizard or a ferret. Ferrets and parrots come over to my place. I think a ferret. Ferrets and parrots come over to my place. I think a ferret. Yeah, ferrets kind of gross. I feel like a lot of people don't expect a lizard. Lizards keep to themselves. Ferrets like to crawl on you. That's true.

Who was our, we had a friend watching a lizard recently. Was it, was it Phil? I mean, Parks was. Parks was watching a ferret or a lizard for the battalions. That's a very confusing. That's a very confusing. That's a real fairy or a lizard for the battalions. That's a very confusing. That's a real loop move. That's a real loop move.

It's a real loop move, but a lot of pressure too. Cause it's a lizard, you know, it was like something that could get away from you. Yeah. Keep a track, keep a good eye on it. We had chameleons growing up for about two months. Did you? Yeah.

Then what happened? We got back from spring break and one of them had eaten part of the other one. Which part? The head. Oh, God. We had some unknowns. It was really weird to return back to a headless chameleon,

which is actually- The head just grows back though, right? That's a sidebar over at Wilmonds. The headless lizard? The headless chameleon. It's dope. Oh yeah. Doesn't the head grow right back though?

Yeah. Regenerates itself. One of them did have a tail regenerate. Are you sure that. Oh yeah. Doesn't the head grow right back though? Yeah. Regenerates itself. One of them did have a tail regenerate. Are you sure that- Oh yeah. Are you sure that the head just wasn't invisible because it was a chameleon and you're just gonna see it? Oh, I never thought about that.

Yeah. That's a good point. Oh, shit dude. Invisahead. But yeah, bearded dragons were 50% off at Petco if you had a membership. Don't, so many things wrong with that. This podcast is not brought to you by Petco.

I went to the pool yesterday with my son. We went to the gym pool and I had my first, typically in interactions with other kids when they're playing, they're playing in the pool. And there was like another dad and there there's a kid a little he was probably three and a half. He said he was actually younger than Rhodes. And normally, it's like me being like, Oh, man, I don't like how this kid is acting towards my son or like

they're the kids playing a little bit rough or my kid is never the asshole, right? Well, yesterday, they're playing a game and these kids linked up the and Rhodes wanted to play shark, which is just basically like tag, but they pretend they're sharks and kid was much smaller. And Rhodes was the one like my son, who's four and a half, was the one like playing like a little too rough. And I had to like be the guy like, all right, like

and like the other day I was like, oh, it's fine. It's fine. And I was like, no, it's not. And then like Rhodes was like grabbing on the other dad. And I had to be like, OK. And I could tell like the other dad became annoyed with my son and like they kind of got out of the pool. And I was like, yeah, we were we were the not cool ones in that situation. And it was like the first time there's been other times, but like that was the first one where I was like, Oh man, it's normally me worried about him with other kids, like getting like whatever. But no, it was, Rudge was the problem in this situation. Have you had the issue where you have to deal with like a kid, assuming that all the pool, like pool toys are community pool toys and they don't just belong to one family? It gets, it gets difficult to try to explain that in the moment.

Yeah. Like, Hey, this noodle's not yours player. Yeah. We have the, um, the dive sticks and like the dive, like little rings and stuff. And we like to play a game. And I, sometimes I feel like I'm treating my son like a dog, like a, like a golden retriever, cause I'm just like throwing it and letting him go get it basically playing fetch and yeah, there's some kids who like go over and get it.

And then Rhodes is like, gets mad. And I'm like, I have to do like that. Oh, just share. But then I'm like, seriously, they'll give it back. Those are clearly ours. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It was a whole thing, but it was, it was delightful. And then, um, we, uh, we hung out. We hung out yesterday. We, uh, we ordered food. We ordered dinner. We did snarfs. We were talking with, uh, we hung out. We hung out yesterday. We, uh, we ordered food. We ordered dinner. We did snarfs. We were talking with, uh, with snark retail therapy, retail therapy zone, Barrett Dudley about snark sandwiches.

Um, and we decided, you know what? Let's order them. So we did. What kind of sandwich you go with? Prime rib, uh, prime rib, I think primary bavacado. It's really good. You're unhinged. I'm crazy like that, dude.

You think you know me, but I switch it up when you think like you're unhinged. You can't figure me out. I'm 41. I dropped it over the hill. I was taking a bowl off of a high shelf. It was on a stack of other bowls for Sally. She couldn't reach it. And the way that I took it down was just one hand, four bowls.

You know, these tiny arms can do some work, some good shoulder stability. She couldn't reach it. And the way that I took it down was just one hand, four bowls. You know, these tiny arms can do some work. Some good shoulder stability. And she was like freaking out like, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. And I said, I'm a man, I'm 38. I got this. And she looked at me like, what are you talking about? You're a man, you're 38.

I'm like, you've never seen that? It's a very viral clip like 15 years ago. Like very old. It was very popular. All right. I had a weekend. Why don't you give us everything up to the flight home since we got that. Okay. Yeah.

So the travel travel stuff was fun. Go check out my story. It'll be available for another couple of hours because it started at like midnight. Uh, okay. So I went to Seattle, Pacific Northwest. You ever hear about Dave? Familiar. We're supposed to go there for a meetup.

Yeah. We owe them one. There's a lot of backers out there. A lot of people reaching out. I will get this right out of the way. I fucked up, Dave. I did not get a Seattle glizzy. I forgot to. So what's the deal with it? It's like fried mayonnaise. I think it's just cream cheese, grilled onions and stone mustard or something like that. So never got it. Yellow mustard's underrated. Yeah. It's a mustard condiment, but I did have a lot of mustard at Munchen House, which I'll get to. So went to Leavenworth. It is a German themed town, which was it founded by Germans or is it just a tourist trap that

was designed to look like that? That is still up in the air. I'm not really sure, but mainly we were out there camping, had no service, but it was beautiful. We camped so many stars, shooting stars, just me, my friend and like probably 10, 12 other people. So we were out there just camping. We did a little float trip on the icicle river. They went paddle boards.

I was in an inner tube. It was a lot of fun. Wait, you let them do paddle boards and you tubed? Yeah. Until, until I got really know with my friend that kept on, uh, kept on just not paddling well. I'm like, get out of here. You get in the tube. Just very different vibes. Was this like a boozed up river trip or like?

Not really. I mean, we were, we were drinking, but it was nothing like, you know, floating the San Marcos. Okay. Yeah. It was a lot, it was a lot more chill. Scenery up there is beautiful. My God. Pristine. Oh yeah. What's that water? I've never been out that way. It was cold. It was definitely like in the 60. It was, it was chilly. All right.

But a nice sunny, got good weather. Uh, what else? What else? No campfires. They're, they're very dry up there right now. Hmm. Haven't had a lot of rain, which is, you know, Seattle weird, but so no campfires, but it was a great old time that I actually went to Seattle and went to Pike Place, saw the fish markets.

Just had a good weekend camping in until it was, you know, time to travel. And then that wasn't as fun. Did you get a little taste of Bavaria? I did. We got, the shop, it was very run fair coded. It was, there were just so many little shops. I got, I did the shot. It was very run fair coded. It was a, there were just so many little shops. I got, I went to dash sweet house to get some ice cream. But Munchen house was where I got it brought.

And they had so many different types of mustards. They had probably like 20 different types of mustards. And it was too many types. What was the goat? I rather enjoyed the like onion and garlic mustard. Okay. It was good. Okay. Cause I got, I got a brat and then and garlic mustard. Okay. It was good. Okay.

Because I got a, I got a brat and then a big old pretzel. So I was dipping the pretzel in all the different types of mustard. They had a ton. They had a dill pickle one. I tried it. It was pretty good. You ever get intimidated by like barbecue sauces? It's like, man, I want to try them all right now.

Yeah. A little bit. Like I want the spicy. There's a lot. But I also like, but I also need to try the classic because it's classic. Sweet baby Rays. Oh, I forgot. I won the lottery. So that was pretty cool. What? Did you get to try out the bike from Bruno? Nope. Oh, didn't they call your dorm munching house back in the day? Yep. I won $30 whole dollars dollars on lottery. Lucky slug. You see lucky slug in Washington.

You buy some of those scratch offs. You do it. I have like a stack of scratch offs that my in-laws gave me for Christmas last year that I have just simply not touched. You have a hundred and eighty. You have like a hundred. I don't like doing scratch offs.

There's something about the coin rubbing on the surface. It's an off-putting texture. You know you can just go scan them and not actually do it. That just doesn't feel right. And you have 180 days to redeem them. So you might be. Yeah, I'm definitely out of that. 180 days after purchase or after scratching?

Maybe after purchase. I think at least that's what it says on my Seattle thing Cuz I think I heard a day since I received them oops, so I don't check but yeah, I forgot to redeem them so either have to mail them in or That friend and is they're coming in for ACL so I might just give him to him Then he goes back and he'll Venmo me. We'll see you got it all planned out. Yeah, but I want the lottery so Pretty good. Was that but I won the lottery. So pretty good. Was that the highlight of the trip?

Nah, seeing the stars. I haven't seen the Milky Way in since probably like 12, 13 years. Did you see how they shine for you? The stars that is. Look at the stars. No Bigfoot sightings though. Look how they shine for you.

You know what he's doing right now? No. In Northern. It's foreshadowing. You don't read fiction, so you don't understand that shit. You don't get symbolism, dude. No. No.

My brain is not working for symbolism. Dude, I'll tell you that much. He does not get metaphors. I got two paragraphs into all the pretty horses and immediately it was like, man, I might not be able to do this. This is, this is above my pay grade. Yeah, it's a, it'll test you, especially going from love Island. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a duality of man. Yeah. I haven't slept on a bed in like four days. When's that crash going to happen? Is it happening like on the show right now? Nah. Are you doing a kid rock lyric right now?

I seen the sunshine in three damn days. Does that put your picture away? I put your picture away. You thought with Dylan being out, like you wouldn't get that, but you're going to get that. I'm excited for this future Dylan segment we have on the rundown. I'm very excited to talk about that. So that was my weekend. Nothing much else to say. It was a beautiful time. Shout out to Eric and Tara for having me out. And it was fun camping. Do you really not know if Leavenworth's like actual

German community or is it? I assumed it was. Why else would they just build a random? I don't know. I'll have to look into the history of it. Okay. I thought, I honestly thought maybe you would have done that. The Alpen style buildings and restaurants serving German beer and food.

That's what really gets you there, you know? Did you go to the Nutcracker museum? No, no. I didn't have much time to bop around the shops. I only went to, I went to the Chris Kringle. Your, your, your wife DM me about it. What is it? It's just a huge Christmas shop.

She wanted me to get you guys an ornament, but by the time I went back, it was already closed. So I didn't get you an ornament. Sorry. That's fine. He'll make you one. We have enough. Randy, you ever made an ornament?

I have. There you go. Literally you guys all have an ornament that I made. This is going back. A big. Yeah. I still put it on the tree. Randy, we loved having you in Leavenworth.

Dolls. Joss, Randy. That's so fun. Oh, you're so zany. I got some local mead. Some blueberry peanut butter. So I'm ready to have some. Were you the mead guy in the group?

Were you like letting everybody know like, you know what? You guys have your vodka sodas. I'm going to have some. Were you the mead guy in the group? Were you like letting everybody know like, you know what, you guys have your vodka sodas. I'm going to go with the mead. Yep. No, no. I did have a lot of Pacificos, which was unlike me. That is unlike you. Good for you. Proud of you. I've always just said the can so aesthetically pleasing. That's a take by the I've come up with. That is a good take. Great for you. Proud of you. I've always just said the can so aesthetically pleasing. That's a take by the I've come up with. That is a good take.

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Do you guys see this, uh, Coldplay concert that we're definitely not late on at all. I have no idea what you're talking about. What happened? I didn't have service. Can you pull up the video of it? Unmeme'd please. No, people are not familiar.

Unmeme'd please. This is one of the most transcendent online stories cause like my parents are in town, like my parents had seen it, sisters seen it. Like everybody's know, is very familiar with this. Yeah, I'm trying to think like Hawk Toaua is the most recent thing that I can think that so many other people that aren't online are aware of. I saw someone say that nothing brings the country together, like the downfall of the CEO.

Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty good. Eat the rich. He should launch a meme coin. She was trying to eat the rich, if you know what I mean. Oh. Eat the rich. He should launch a meme coin. She was trying to eat the rich, if you know what I mean. Before we smoke this guy for having a very public affair, I want to applaud him for, if you had just told me what was going on in the story and I hadn't seen the video, I would have assumed CEO, Boston tech company, some AI, things of that nature. I would have assumed he was up there with like a 30 year old from the company. Yeah, props to him for being a little more age appropriate than what he could have done. Yeah, he stayed relatively in the demographic,

not condoning anything. I'm just saying like, I don't know if that makes it easier or worse. If you were the spouse, um, I'm sure it's really tough either way, especially with it being so public, but like that honestly might hit harder, right? It's like somebody in your, in your bubble, in your demographics, like you didn't even like, you didn't even like sleaze out for like the 25 year old, year old new hire. The fact that also they were prom posed up, that's not good.

That was intimate. Just don't do that at concerts in general. Like just don't, no, you don't need to do that. So you're obviously trying to hide this. You were CEO, people know you, right? Yeah. And you're in Boston. Yeah.

It's a big city. Okay. Think about, think about the city of Austin. Say you got tickets to, I don't know, Coldplay. They were coming through Moody and you got your suite. I don't know if that was his company suite. It probably wasn't, but in the suite game, you kind of see people in your, what's the word?

Stratosphere? Stratosphere, people in your- Social circle. Social circle. Or like people that you know from just being in Austin for X amount of years. You're going to see people you know, especially if you are a relatively high profile locally CEO. So if you are stanced up like it's prom 2002, you are being brazen,

my friend. Someone's going to see you. Now you probably can't really account for the jumbotron getting put on there, getting put on blast by Chris Martin and Coldplay, but where it's going to get out? People are gonna see you and that is just absolute psychotic behavior. In Austin, it's like bringing your affair to Matt's on a Friday night. Exactly. Like, what are you doing?

You're gonna be seen by people no matter what, even if you're not on the Jumbotron. Where it's gonna get out, you're gonna have to account for this, you're gonna have to explain yourself at some point. Your day of reckoning is coming. Now this just absolutely, this happened all at once. I thought the video was really funny when I first saw it and I kind of thought it would be in the news cycle for like 24 hours and it would be a really fun thing to meme. And I kind of feel

like they're just taking it way too far. Well, now we know like everything about the guy. Like the daughter, like his daughter is now doing like influencer content. Okay, I don't think that's real. It's not real? Okay, that makes me feel good. There's a lot of fake news out there on this guy's family. Well, here's what's not fake news.

Is like the New York Post is posting like family photos with the kids faces blurred out. That's weird. Like just don't, you don't need to go that far on it. Like how thirsty are you for clicks that you're posting photos of the kids faces blurred out. That's weird. Like just don't, you don't need to go that far on it. Like how thirsty are you for clicks that you're posting photos of the kid's faces blurred out? That's sad. Yeah, that is sad.

Like if I know we should really shame him for doing this, but like I do think there's a line and I think we've gone beyond that line at this point. Yeah. I don't even like showing the wife's face. She's like, she's already getting smoked. Like she can't go to the, she can't go, she has to do H-E-B pickup now, you know?

She can't go in the grocery store and grab some dogs. What do they eat in Boston? What's the store? Are they a Wawa store? Lobster rolls. Oh, fuck. Fucking, fucking sandwiches. You want me to, you want me to text Brett,

Brett to see what the grocery store in Boston. Well, you've got to come up to Boston and try the sandwich. They're so fucking good. I like them apples. What? That's how Boston people say them apples. Oh, that's good.

Look, the guy's not working there anymore. Is he officially fired or was he just relieved of his duties for a little bit? No, he's done. OK, he is done. OK, there is a statement issued like the next day that turned out to be fake that we all bought. We were in here talking about it on Thursday or Friday when me and Brett were here. That was the one with the Coldplay lyric was it wasn't real. See, like I don't even know. I've been trying to kind of keep it at an arm's distance for myself just because I don't really care that much about the actual backstory.

I just think the video itself is funny enough to be standalone entertaining content. And so I don't feel bad getting duped. If anything, I'm kind of glad that there's fake statements and he doesn't have a daughter who's trying to get famous from this. Like that actually makes me feel better about all this. Yeah. Is there something in your contract about like, I guess there would be if it was someone within the company

fired for cause. Yeah. Otherwise like his SEVY package might've been pretty nice if it was just some random lady off the street. Yeah, that's tough. I don't know. I was trying to follow to see like how much like this is gonna cost him like not even like factoring in with a potential divorce down the road

like salary, I think I saw like 500k salary. Is that how people in Boston pronounce salary? Salary. Oh, give me some fucking wings and some salary. In my bloody mare, I'll take some salary. Fucking A. Wild wings, brah. You got to recognize when they start going to the crowd, which they had there, they they were not the first people to get put up on that

screen. You got to just release the hands from the woman that you are stand up with. Yeah, just take a couple steps back and just say, you know what, let's just in case, let's wait till they get back in and play one of the many hits that Coldplay has. Viva La Vida. Is that one? A lot of people dunking on Coldplay, by the way. Unnecessary. I think that, I think out of all the bands that have been criticized for sucking, like Coldplay doesn't deserve it.

I think, was that a Seth Rogen movie? Whatever movie it was with, you know how I know you're gay? It was Paul Redd. You listen to Coldplay. Yeah. Come on. Guys can't be in touch with their emotions. Come on.

Like bands in general, like it's just dudes getting together to make beautiful music. I'm not gonna say I'm a Coldplay fan. I would never position myself like that, but I would make fun of somebody for going, especially through that guy's, how old was this dude? 60? I don't know, probably.

This guy looks like the kind of guy who's going to Coldplay. He's going to Coldplay in the suite. It makes sense. If you were part of my Peloton tribe during those days, just know that if Sky Full of Stars by Coldplay came on, I was gonna sell out for the entire song. I was gonna go as hard as humanly possible the entire song,

because it just hits. That's Will's get motivated song. It just hits, dude. My favorite part of the video is that, who is it it Chris Martin? That he just immediately called out, was like, they're either really shy or having an affair. Like on stage.

A little bit of both. I think he'd know about that. Dude, what am I do is bricked up. Yeah. And he had to bail like that. Yeah. Dude, I might react like that even if I was with my wife, just solely because I'm like,

oh man, I don't want to get caught looking like a dork hold my wife during a Coldplay concert. This is soft This guy loves his wife. Yeah, loser imagine if it was Dave and his little whiskey girl. Yeah Mm-hmm moody center. I wouldn't I wouldn't fall out like that I would just I would do the elevator bit or I just like slowly. Yeah, you know it just disappear Not people are doing Coldplay cams at like sporting events where they're just finding people doing that and then they're doing the bit. Like, I mean, this guy's, this guy's fucked. This guy changed the culture.

Yeah, Savannah bananas did it. I know that Dylan would have been appreciative of that. Phillies did it. This guy would probably be, rather be mangyoni at this point than hang out. Of course that means it's a reference to the CEO of United getting shot in the back, assassinated if you will. Allegedly by a Luigi Mangione, we're not sure yet.

Mangione-ed. Maybe that's the Boston grocery store. Fucking Mangione. Fucking Mangione. I'm fucking stopping by Mangione's lately. I can't do a Boston accent. You gotta go. No, it wasn't bad. Yeah. I enjoyed it. You gotta go by Mangione's.

So she was the head of HR. Yeah. People, people, head of people resources. I don't know. It sounds HRE. It's tough. God, I wonder if she's going to get another job in that. She was married too. Yeah. So, yeah, way to go. I'm sure the divorce proceedings on both sides

will be super fun for everybody. I did see a lot of ex employees of his like from previous companies and stuff like people just really like dunking on them, like coming out of the woodwork like, Oh yeah, I got a story for you publicly traded company? I don't think so. Okay. I might buy the dip. Now it couldn't be me. You only choose winners. I only buy stocks at their highest. That Ethereum is busted. I'll tell you that much.

Is it? Yeah. It was kind of nice being a no service all weekend. So I didn't even have to look like, Ooh, should I sell or not? Damn, and you won $30. Yeah. I'm fucking damn we're up 55% on the month. Okay.

Okay. What if this guy was highly leveraged in NFTs? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah, it's not going to come to me. I was trying to think of a joke. Yeah, an acronym.

Not fucking. I don't know. There's probably something obvious out there that'll get called out later. We're missing something. Not frat, tool bag, that's one of the other edits. Oh yes, that's right. Stolen valor. Yeah, stolen valor, well.

I would venture to say, I would venture to say that working at TFM for three and a half years is the equivalent of being in a frat. I was in, I was ingrained in frat culture. You got, you got the best of all the worlds too. You had Dan. So you had like a frat guy from Delco who went to school in Florida. That is, that is a character that you couldn't even write. Like no one would believe that that's a real person. Then you got Jared, who's a frat guy from Wisconsin that grew up in Tampa.

Jay Bone called me the most frat dude at TfM or at Grand X at one point. I think we've, yeah, we've said that on the show before. There's a question on exactly five minutes about that, that we've just never got to. It's funny that we just had the question on exactly five minutes to describe your worst travel day. And I had mine. God, how's that rap sitting?

Pretty good. You're going to get food poisoning from the real man in there. I'm not going to get food poisoning. Yeah, you are. I don't want to say it, but it could be you know what time. It's real time. Hey, we got to talk about Dylan. Dylan's on vacation. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to do this now or do you want to wait till he gets back?

I think we should do it now. I feel like we should do it now because there's a good chance that he will. He'll get very mad at me. He might fire Randy. There's going to be a much like you had your segment to clap back. He's going to have his own Wednesday. I'll just go ahead and I may as well put it on the rundown for him. But Dylan is in Cape Cod. Looks like a delightful trip. You get to see our good friends from the What Chaos? Show, Pete Blackburn and DJ

Bean. Always exciting. He had some oysters. I screenshotted that and I was going to see if somebody wanted to Photoshop a hard boiled egg into his hand instead of the oyster. and I was going to see if somebody wanted to Photoshop a hard boiled egg into his hand instead of the oyster. That's what I did on Sunday. Hey, I would have done it. I would have done it had you hit me up, man. But I looked like he was having a great time. The fit had a lot of pressure. He's been talking about this fit for a month. He wanted to look Cape Coddy. He contemplated a bolo tie. He contemplated a lot of things. He eventually settled upon a brown jacket that he's worn before, which I believe is linen, right? That's a linen coat.

Linen jacket. Yup. A little light tan. Linen coat, powder blue shirt, pocket square. He ended up going with the pocket square. Would look to be some like navy blue, maybe. It just looked like khakis, yeah. Yeah, nothing elevated, nothing too elevated at least. Glaring like a pleats, but, and then some like a driving loafer, it looked like a driving loafer.

And all in all, you know, it was fine, it worked for him cause Dylan's a very handsome guy. He's also incredibly sun kissed at the moment. So like, no matter he wore, he was going to look good. He's going to look handsome. Now the devil, however, is in the details. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. We'll wait and wish we can get into the big one. Didn't they used to call him details back in the day? You get what he's throwing out there? Yeah, I'm catching it. I thought they used to call him G-Tails. That was kind of the joke that I was making.

Yeah, he did it better. Gator tails. You tried to double down. Yeah, mine was in the middle. Someone did call out that his belt did not match his shoes. Okay. You know what? Yes, that is true.

It's tough with Browns, man. It's tough. It's tough, dude. I hesitate to even criticize because if I was told right now to match a brown pair of loafers with a brown belt in my wardrobe, I couldn't do it. Let me tell you this. Barrett Dudley taught me this at Grandex. This is true. One of the first times I asked him about that, he told me, he goes, if you're wearing tailored pants, you don't even need a belt. I don't know what Dylan's pants were. I don't know

if they were tailored. I think he needed a belt in this situation. don't even need a belt. I don't know what Dylan's pants were. I don't know if they were tailored. I think he needed a belt in this situation. He may have needed a belt, but I typically will go no belt if I, if I can get away with it. But yeah, there wasn't a, we're really splitting the hairs. We're jumping in here, but look, if we want to be critical, we were critical of Randy, I'm sure when I have to put on nice clothes, you guys can roast my fit. Maybe I'll post something tonight from dinner.

Um, but. The jacket. Yeah, there post something tonight from dinner. But the jacket. Yeah, there was a bigger issue here. He clearly did not go jacket off in the Uber. He probably would have if it was a way Mo. Um, regarding wrinkles. I know there's been discussion surrounding Randy's packing of his jacket, not in a garment bag, but in a suitcase.

It's tough to turn around and have some wrinkles on your jacket after those discussions have transpired. Yeah. Especially with everything over the- Let's just look at the facts. Just solely the facts. One person did not pack their suit in a hanging bag and no wrinkles. One person did pack their suit in a bag and did have wrinkles. Oh, those are the facts.

Under no circumstances can you show up with a wrinkled jacket though, after all of this has been discussed. You gotta know going in that this is gonna be the most dissected photo you've posted in a long time. He's been, ever since he got this invite to this wedding, he has been talking about the fit for this wedding. And I think that's a mistake because you're putting so much pressure on that.

It's like Rory 2019 Port Rush, right? You're coming home. First tee box OB. Take a nine, you're out of the tournament. Bye bud. Linen's tough, man. That's important to bring up. Just being hot is gonna be tough.

It's hard, it's hard. But you did not go linen. I did not go linen. Dylan went linen. Linen is, it is okay to have some wrinkles on your linen. That is just something that's going to happen throughout the night. And also your photos were taking it different,

taking it different parts of the night. His seemed to be a reception, post reception. You were just doing a fit pick in the middle of the church. His biggest mistake here was not anything, but he should have just immediately taken a fit pick. The second he put his outfit on and not wait until they have to get in the Uber. There's a reason.

Like I posted a photo from my brother and sister-in-law's wedding in Italy. And the second I got dressed, I knew this is my opportunity right now to get a pick off. I don't want to be sweating at the ceremony, have wrinkles in my suit, get criticism for that. The second I put my jacket on, I walked outside and said,

Sally, I need you to take a photo of me right now. Yeah, smart. Which I think he did. He just had one photo of himself saying, this is my fit. And it didn't look wrinkly there. I'm zoomed in on it right now, aggressively. And there is a wrinkle that you can see is probably from a seatbelt.

And I think he has to go the method of his friend and just put the jacket up somewhere else. You got to just take it off. You don't even have to hang it up in the Uber. Cause like, you're not going to have a hanger you're going to bring with you. You could go, you could bring a wire hanger. You could have packed a wire hanger with you.

And then you could ditch that thing in the Uber. Gently fold it up. There's a way, there's a way to do it and place it in your lap. I get it. Like that's doing a lot, but the game is the game. The precedent's been set. Now, are we, are we thinking that maybe he's just blaming the Uber drive and that when he pulled it out of that hanging bag, it was already wrinkled.

No, I don't think so. He would have steamed it. He would have lit a minimum hung in the shower. There's no way. We can question the wrinkles, but I don't think it's fair to question his integrity by calling him a liar, Randy. Well, I didn't say he was a liar. I was just asking some questions. I was asking the questions

that people at home were asking themselves. I think he looks great overall. I like the pocket square. I don't know if you need to go pocket square and gold chain, but I'm not here to criticize. I'm just here to state facts. That was my biggest worry. Was he doing too much with accessories? Cause you know, accessories, it's kind of like when you, when you overdo it, it's

like you weren't, you weren't completely comfortable. You weren't bought in with the fit, which he should have been bought in. It was a good fit. I'm, I'm worried overall that we're turning into a society of men that are afraid to wear ties. I love a tie. Like, I just think that everyone has gotten so casual at weddings by not wearing ties

and just having the open collar that I just worry that like our sons are gonna grow up with a society that is largely tie-less. Are you just saying this because you bought a tie? Yeah, he bought a tie. He bought a tie. A Paul Mescal tie. I also was gifted a nice tie last year by my wife and I enjoy wearing them.

I liked when my dad would go to church and toss a tie on. I get to look at it during church and be like, cool, there's little dudes playing tennis on here. It's sick. Oh, sick. There's like shrimp hanging out on here. It's sick. Oh sick, there's like shrimp hanging out on this tie right now. You ever own a tie with shrimp on it?

No, but I do have a tie where Santa Claus is doing a DJ set for all the reindeer. I just think wearing a tie at this point is actually more of a zag than not wearing a tie. I like wearing a tie. I love it, dude, I love it. I love the feeling of perfectly executing the tie. Like one try, get that knot right. That's a great feeling. I told Sally told me I was overdressing when I put on a tie on vacation recently. And I said, I don't think I am.

It's jacket required at this, at this dinner. Um, I'm going to be with my sons. I might as well put on a tie. I'm going to put on a tie. You know, I'm no airplane historian here, but based on Dylan's wrinkly suit from the Uber, uh, when we were talking about me, maybe wearing my suit on the plane back to that Chicago thing, I don't think that would have worked. I think people back in the day were able to dress up and wear suits because I think planes were more common, like they had better seats than nowadays.

That's what I'm saying with the whole plane story. I think back in like the sixties, like people are dressing up because they're bigger seats and it was more comfortable and they could smoke and do other stuff. Now it's they have this small seat as possible. It's like, I don't think a Southwest flight would have been good for a suit to wear. Oh, that would have made a wrinkly. So I stand by my decision and I was crisp. So Rainey famously doesn't want to wear a suit on a plane in 2025. Unless I'm first-class now or business class.

Like it's, it was way too small. The seats are way too small and uncomfortable to try to actually wear stuff and I'm also thinking I'm over wearing jeans on the plane. It's too hot. Unless they're mugsie jeans. But everyone's like, you can't wear shorts on it. And I'm like, fine. But I might just go back to joggers or sweats.

But I don't know if it gets too hot. A lot of people still wear shorts. A balls was hot. Oh yeah. If you're, planes get hot these days. They're either, they are either way too hot or way too cold these days. And I'm not going to shame someone

for wearing shorts on a flight. Do I want your leg hair rubbing up against me? Absolutely not. Keep those legs within the confines of your arm rests. But I'm not gonna shame you for doing it. What if you're sitting next to 2016 Dan Register working in the bullpen wearing his tank top? Just arm pit hair, just fucking.

I'm more out on tank tops on planes than shorts. Imagine that version of Dan sits next to you on the plane. But we got people under dressing for flights, wearing pajama pants and shit. Come on. It, it, it don't wear your goofy. Don't wear your goofy pajama pants on a plane. No, you're 35.

Have some decorum. I can't wear my Cookie Monster's pajama pants. No, keep No, you're 35. Have some decor. I can't wear my Cookie Monster pajama pants. No, I'll keep it to your fitted Cookie Monster hat. Okay, I will too. My flat brim. Now Dylan looked nice, but I mean. He did look good. He looked good.

He looked good. He looked good. But I just, in the future, Dylan, take that fit pic before you get in the Uber. You're opening yourself up to unnecessary criticism, my man. We just did a whole segment on it. Yeah, yeah we did. I guess I probably should have put the fit on the screen,

but you know. Well, you know, it's producer week. Yeah, well, that's what you get when you have no seat. Randy, you've got some runway to be a little lazy on the producer side of things today. Yeah, and also I don't know if Dave's camera might be dropping frames. Who knows? Hey, we're having fun over here. Bye bye. We're not doing 4k are we? No, no. So I don't know. Switch your

switch your test later this week. Big announcement on Wednesday. That's a tease. Why don't we turn to am radio guy? Why'd you turn into morning drive? I don't know where I'm at right now. What's your morning drive name? This is a wacky tea in the morning. Wacky tea. Yeah, I like that.

I like that. My first thought for you is wacky something. Wacky tea does work. What radio station are you on? 95.2 the bone. No, the bone. Yeah, you're not even hired at the bone. Yeah. You're on 92.5 the hammer. Okay. The bone is not hiring you. The peach. God, I can only imagine you and Jay bone on a morning drive show. It'd be great. I recently discovered that, uh, not recently,

but it's very interesting going to a different city and hearing all the radio names that are associated with, because you had the peak, right? As one of your things. Yeah. How'd you know that? I remember you saying that. 106.7, the peak.

So Chicago has the loop or the drive or all that, or I think some other ones I've been to is like, sun, like we have sun radio here and like, you know, Washington will have like the Bay or something like that. It's like, oh yeah, they, they named their radio stations based off like the geography of the city. It's kind of cool. Really cool. That is really dope, man. It's really cool. Okay. You should build a website about it. You can use Squarespace. Oh, I love me some Squarespace. This podcast is brought to you by Squarespace. Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform designed to help you stand out and succeed online, whether you're just starting out or scaling your business. Squarespace gives you everything

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Let's do Zoccort. I'm very interested in this. Oh, he's got his hands out for the shackles. What's up, Will? Are you guilty or something? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Yeah. You haven't even been arraigned. What's going on? Are you pleading guilty? Are you taking this plea deal? Okay. So I had a lot of people reach out to me yesterday saying that I need to go to Zoc or a lot of people. I had posted on Scarry's that I'd eaten five straight meals from the exact same restaurant. And this restaurant is called, as I said during this weekend in fun, the Viral Segment on Circling Back podcast, uh, home slice pizza. I ordered two Zaws Friday night.

Okay. Two Zaws. Put your twos up. You go and slice or whole Zaw? What? Two. I went, I went full Zaws. Okay. I got a, uh, pepperoni, onion and hot red pepper for me and the lady.

And then for my son, I got half cheese, half pepperoni as he is quite fickle when it comes to his pizza. Okay. That night, I did something disgusting, Dave. I ate four pieces of pizza and then I had four garlic knots. For the ball knowers at home, four garlic knots is a full order of garlic knots

from the restaurant. One is enough. I was simply a real eater that night. Okay. So this is all from the same transaction. It is. It is. The next morning I woke up and had another piece of pizza. For lunch that day, you guessed it, I had another piece of pizza. Two in fact. For you those at home that aren't aware with the Zodkart, it resets on Sunday and this is Saturday we're talking about, right? It hasn't reset yet. Yeah, but let me get more into it, Randy. So right now Will's Zodkart is hanging in the wind. And so like we said, you know, we had the memorial service and we really wanted to get together, bring the kids somewhere, let the kids get worn out, let us get distracted from a heavy day.

And we decided to go to Home Slice Pizza. They have a great outside play area, good booths set up so you can block the kids in and not let them get too wild in the restaurant. And you know, it wasn't me who made the call on Home Slice Pizza, but when it was brought to the table, I said, you know what, that does sound like a very good situation.

They've got cold draft beers. They also have sandwiches. So they have a sandwich there. You could have pivoted. Dave, let me get to it. All right. Your honor. Objection.

Please the court. Wait, hold on. Is Dave the prosecutor or is he the judge? I don't know. A little bit of both. He's the judge, the jury and the executioner, brother. I'm a magistrate. So I sat down and the reason I said we go to home slice was I was like,

you know what, they've got electric sandwiches. I will have one of those there. I had not tried the turkey sandwich there. I only had their Italian. I wanted to try the turkey. I ordered a full turkey sandwich, essentially two giant sandwiches. It's a big fucking sandwich.

I split it with my wife. Okay. My wife. Mm-hmm. God damn it. Order in the court. Sorry. Get him out. Get him out of here.

Hold me in contempt. Ryan, who I was with, ordered three pieces of pizza. He ordered three pizzas for his family. A family of five. This is a New York style slice, people. Probably didn't need to get three pizzas for his family, a family of five. This is a New York style slice people. Probably didn't need to get three pizzas for the fam, but there was a surplus of pizza. It's Saturday by the way. And so I eat my half of the sandwich. I'm looking at that pizza and I'm like, man, there's no way he's going to eat all this pizza. I need a slice of that Roni.

There's no way he's going to eat all this pizza. I need a slice of that Roni. It's just staring me in the face. I need a slice of the Roni. I ate a slice of the Roni. I just don't know how to reckon with it because I didn't order the pizza. It was just sitting there. It was just sitting there. Hungry.

I had one piece. Can I get at least like probation? Can I get community service for this? I don't think it was egregious. I just, I just thought that it would go to waste if I didn't have a slice of the pizza. Are we willing as a society to waste pizza? Perfectly good pizza. Not even perfectly good pizza. Great pizza. He was going to take that pizza home. He didn't take all the pizza home. There was simply not enough room in the box for all the leftover pizza. Three pizzas from home slices, egregious. He got a full pepperoni and basil for himself.

For his kids, he got two different pizzas. One of which was his daughter enjoys just olives on pizza, which I think is just such a baller move for a daughter that age. Mediterranean. Yeah. I thought about just having a slice of that, but I feel bad. I can assure you,

no one is ordering an olive pizza. This is the first I've heard of it. And now I'm very, very curious. We talked to my buddy one time, cause we had a deal going on where you could order three pizzas for the price of one, but you could only do one topping on each. And he pitched doing an onion pie.

And everyone just looked at him like, what the fuck are you talking about? That is like, that's like go home and like talk to us in a week. Here's the thing, I would have eaten a slice had it been delivered. I roasted him along with everybody else, you know, mob mentality,

but I would have absolutely had a slice of onion za. If you're going to get a one topping pizza that can't be meat, what are you doing for the vegetable? Mushroom, green, I feel like green pepper might be the way to go, but like, if you're doing one vegetable, what are you doing? I don't know.

Honestly, like now that I'm really thinking about it, black olive might be my move. It's a juxtaposition. I think having a salt play on top is good. If you're not gonna have pepperoni, that's salty. I think having just a little bit of salt on there is is good. If you're not going to have pepperoni that's salty, I think having just a little bit of salt on there is probably good. So was that your last slice of the weekend?

Yeah. I had the second half of the sandwich for lunch yesterday. Jesus. So I went Friday to Sunday afternoon eating only food from home sliced. Yeah. I'm trying to do the percentages because you don't eat breakfast. So this was like over 50% of your meals. I did Friday night pizza, Saturday morning pizza, Saturday lunch pizza, Saturday night pizza plus sub and then sub for lunch the next day. What'd you have for dinner last night? I had a salad, a homemade salad. and then sub for lunch the next day.

Did you, what'd you have for dinner last night? I had a salad. All right. A homemade salad. It was time to mix in some greens. I mean, I'm not even, I know we're not here to judge your diet. That would just be not cool. I let it rip.

But God, you went, you got after it. I let it rip. I don't know what's wrong with me. I mean, I have to say that I, I've not felt like shit from food in a long time like I did over the weekend. All right. It just felt like I had a dense brick of sourdough crust

sitting in my stomach. Yeah, cause you did. Yeah, you did. I did, yeah. You literally did. It was one of those feelings where like, it's not like your stomach is like hurting or grumbling or anything like that.

It was just straight up like, I have a dense ball of dough in my stomach. Uh huh. All right, folks, place your bets for Rio watch 20, 25. All right. All right. We're beyond that. I'm fine.

Rap or. Yeah, you're more likely. Or Wills. If the Vegas odds makers are putting out odds right now. A little Carbo. Yeah. You should take the field. I feel like Dave might have some today.

What? Ria. What? Rhea? What? Oh no. This podcast is too bro-y now. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Well, Will's back. No, he's back. He's back and it's somehow like worse. Yeah. Well, now that he's like, we got like- Well, he's not, he's a fucking GDI. I have to prove that I'm frat.

You changed, man. All right, look, I'm not going to take your Zocard and rip it up. I'm frat. You changed, man. Look, I'm not going to take your ZAW card and rip it up. I'm not going to even suspend your ZAW card. Okay. But I'm going to tell you. Thank you. I'm going to give you a court mandated ZAW counseling. Okay. I think that's fair. I'm worried about you. I think that's fair. I'm worried. It's just, look, you have, look, there's a, I'm taking into consideration the fact that you, you helped out a friend who clearly egregiously ordered way too much za. But I know this guy is a friend of mine as well. And it doesn't, it doesn't shock me that he just said,

you know what, we're going three za's. What was funny is that the bill came and it was like, I had like one beer and a sandwich and then Sally had one drink on it. And then all of his food is on there. It's like, how do we even split this up? We clearly are going 50 50 on this. That's one instance where you're like, you gotta be like, Hey dude, you know how you order three Zaws from home slice, which is not like the cheapest piece in town. No, that's part of the reason I just decided I was going to eat it throughout the entire

weekend. It's like, man, I paid a lot for this delivery food. That's another thing we take into consideration. It's a value play. It is a value play. You were smart about that. The issue isn't, for those new here, with the Zoccar, the issue is not Will getting a pizza Friday and just eating it throughout the weekend because it's all from the same transaction.

That's completely fine. The issue is him eating um, eating a separate, uh, order of pizza. It doesn't matter if he made it or not, which would violate the norms of the Zocard, correct? Law and order Dave. You're being way too lenient. This is Kangaroo court. Look, I'm a George Soros funded liberal cop judge.

So I'm going to, I'm going little corner pointed, uh, counseling. I'm going to put you on Zop probation until Thursday. Okay. That's fair. I don't even, I'm serious. I don't want you within, I don't want you within 500 feet of a pizza place. I'll self report if I get within 500 feet of a pizza place. I swear to God, if you become a repeat offender.

And I look, I don't want to look like I'm soft on crime. You're going to put a sign in your yard that says Zoll offender. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Any new person who's it's your neighborhood. You have to register.

You have to register as a, as a Zoll offender. I'm sorry. Okay. That's understood. I get it. I understand. I need you to, yeah. And you got to stay away from all Zoll places.

I understand. Within five. Can I be in a restaurant that serves pizza? If it's not a pizza place, like they have like a flatbread situation. A flatbread what? A flatbread. I don't know. Flatbread pizza. I don't know. Sometimes it's just called flatbread. I don't know. I would probably I would stay away from that. You ask your PO.

Until Thursday, dude. Until Thursday. Ask your PO, your pizza officer. Can I, do you guys want me to put on an ankle monitor? I'm not going that far, but maybe. Put me in the registry. Oh my God. We need that sign.

Saw offender. I forgot to, I forgot to- I hope nobody looks you up at your address, but if somebody just randomly put a saw offender sign in your yard- Please don't. You have to explain that to your family. Please don't come to my home. I'm begging you. People are like, um-

Randy, can you put up a photo of- I forgot to talk about this during my weekend in fun. Can you put up the photo that I slacked you yesterday? Tell me about what you feel about this move, Dave. Sure. He's moving quick, folks. It's on the slack. There we go. Dave, check out my dad move I pulled. You're wearing golf shoes in bed?

Yeah. So I got a new pair of golf shoes ahead of our golf tournament in a couple weeks. And I needed to wear them in a little bit because they're a little tight on the feet. Those are the Sunday Reds? Yeah, they are. They are. Those are nice. So I wanted- Is this the Sunday Reds? Yeah, they are. They are. Those are nice. So I sat in bed,

which is wearing my golf shoes all day yesterday. How fucking dad is that? I don't, is that breaking them in just? Yeah. It felt, they felt way more comfortable after wearing them for like three hours. Have you hit balls in them? No, no.

I mean, this is a good scene. I'm not gonna, this is, this is a good dad move. You can criticize the TV positioning. I'm not, I'll hear that. There's no other place to put it in our room. So like, if you want to have a TV on, you have to have a swivel. Yeah. I mean, he's wearing golf shoes in bed folks, but those golf shoes had never seen the outside of the house. No, never. Yeah. Never. Nope. I took them straight out of the box. Uh, that was sitting in the corner of the room and put them on there I would get chewed out so hard if I got into bed

With golf shoes. I was more I was actually speaking of chewing out I was I was more worried about chewing up the rug underneath the bed When I walked out, what's the spike stitch? They're pretty aggressive, but that's a that's a compliment more than the criticism Wow Those are nice. Just want to put that out there. I do like those shoes a lot. Okay. Look at those, the freeze dad legs.

Mm-hmm. With the socks pulled up. Go off. I had to do it to him. Well, Dave, I want to close out today's episode with a little birthday celebration for you. I know it's not your 50th birthday, so I'm not going to do a bound book with letters from all of your close, near and dear friends. But you know, I did decide to draw you something.

Oh, you didn't have to. I like to dabble in art. And so I made you a picture, Dave. Oh, wow. Let's see. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. As you guys have seen, they know there are some there's some news bubbling. Jeffrey Epstein, hear about this guy, Jeffrey.

Are we still talking about this guy? Bad, bad guy is creep. Guys are so fixated on that guy. Yeah, Dave, I just, I wanted to show a token of my appreciation. And so I wrote you a letter and I drew you something in the same vein that Donald Trump drew for Jeffrey Epstein. Allegedly. I don't know. It looks pretty accurate. Is it funny that Donald Trump likes drawing and just doesn't do it? Do you think he had someone else do the drawing for him?

So my limited research shows that he has done a number of doodles and he's not bad at it. I kind of like his doodles. They're kind of like, they're clearly like not the doodles of like a professional, but they're better than they should be. Which is kind of where you want to be. Yeah. I heard

he got rejected from doodle school. I don't think so, Randy. This is not a nude woman. No, but it is an oversized RV shirt. It is me Should I read it out loud? Sure. It's pretty similar to the letter that Donald Trump wrote to Jeffrey Epstein Voice-over there must be more to life than having everything Will yes there is but I won't tell you what it is David Nor will I since I also know what it is

Will we have certain things in common, Jeffrey. David, yes we do, come to think of it. Will, doing numbers never gets old. Have you noticed that? David, as a matter of fact, it was clear to me the first time I saw you. A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy birthday and may every day be another wonderful day of content signed Will DeFries. Wow, that's truly amazing. A pal is a wonderful thing.

You know what, what a nice, why did it take a alleged letter to Jeffrey Epstein to like humanize the don? I know, I know. Had we just found out that he did doodles for people and sent them like notes, that would have been a really humanizing moment for him. Yeah, like turns out like he,

as long as you are one of the most prolific and horrible pedophiles in history, the Don will be quite nice to you and show you a softer side. Wonder what's up with that. He showed his harder side to some other people, David. Like Storm of Gales. Folks. Oh, this is alleged.

This is wonderful. Well, we need to frame this. Thank you. Look at that. I did the best I could. It's very sweet of you. Did you trace this? I tried to make it as accurate as I could based on the alleged note that he wrote to. I signed above the crotch as well because that's what Trump did on the alleged note that he wrote to. I signed above the crotch as well, because that's what Trump did on the

naked woman that he did. And it's such a pervy old man thing to draw a silhouette of a naked woman. It was a pretty good silhouette of a naked woman. He reminded me of John Duda's drawing or a painting that he did of an ass. Oh yeah. I forgot about that. Yeah, I did for you. Very similar.

You gave me dog of the week. I am giving you proponent of male friendship of the week. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that. You didn't draw shit, did you? You just ate a fucking salad in an airport at 2 a.m. you piece of shit. You piece of shit.

Came in here all stankin' with your nasty ass. I do kind of stink a little bit. There's no way you don't. And that's, yeah, I stink on normal flights. It of stink a little bit. There's no way you don't. And that's, yeah. I stink on normal flights. It's just a stinky thing. Well, this is very nice. We'll have to do something, frame it.

We'll see if Dylan bring it. Maybe Dylan brought us all trinkets from Cape Cod. I did not bring you trinkets. I brought you guys trinkets from Japan. But that was a while ago. That's okay. We can bring us a fish. I don't know.

Bring you a little. I'd rather get a goose. Oh. Oh, like that band. I'm just doing a bit. Well, what a fun show. What a treat. Enjoyable.

I'll be back tomorrow. Oh yeah. We're certainly back on touching base. Let's just say if you're a fan of kangaroos and maybe vice outlines, you need to tune in tomorrow. That's called selling it. There was going to be back to.

Oh, man. He's going to be coming for your ass. What I do. I don't know. You're in trouble. You'll be dead. Listen to this on my home. I'm here.

I'm here on zero sleep. That's true. I'm here. I'm here on zero sleep. That's true. I'm here on my birthday. Yeah. I slept pretty great last night. I'm gonna be honest. Had a glass of wine, the whole thing. All right, we'll see you tomorrow.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Thanks for watching guys!