Circling Back - Reptile People, Squirrels, & Randy's Face | Circling Back 6-25-26

Episode Date: June 25, 2026

Randy shaved and looks like a young Robert DeNiro (?), Dillon's dad is in a hilarious battle with squirrels, is this guy a reptile, Diana Russini is back in the news, someone tried to rob a south Austin card shop, This Weekend in Fun, and Randy's Comments of the Week. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (9:30) Does Randy look like Robert DeNiro? • (25:20) Grandpa David’s battle with squirrels • (38:35) Is this guy a reptile? • (48:40) Diani Russini • (56:05) South Austin Card Shop • (1:02:40) This Weekend in Fun • (1:11:15) Randy’s Comments of the Week Support This Episode’s Sponsors: - Meridian Putters: Head to ⁠https://meridianputters.com/⁠ and use our code STEAM20 for 20% off your entire cart at checkout - Leesa: Go to ⁠https://www.leesa.com/⁠ for 25% off mattresses PLUS get an extra $50 off with promo code STEAM, exclusive for our listeners. - Shopify: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at ⁠https://shopify.com/circling⁠ - Lola Blankets: Head to ⁠https://lolablankets.com/⁠ and use code STEAM to get 40% OFF your order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hi, Dave. Hey. I had an intro, and I see that we have a whole, the first whole segment about it. So I guess I'll holster what I have to say. I think it speaks for itself. I think if you're watching, it speaks for itself.

But we will talk about it. The thing speaks for itself. Oh, you know what? Actually, we got, we got KJ here. And he has no idea because he hasn't even seen me on a, there you go. Well, don't you know. Yeah. Gooo.

I mean, you're a great looking guy, Randy. How about that? Let's start there. but if ever there's an opportunity for you to like take advantage of your look it's you should only be doing whatever the fuck leonel messy looks like in this moment for these next two and a half weeks you need to lean into that likeness yeah we'll talk about it in a little bit you think he looks like leonel messy i've got i've got nice for sure really okay you remember you went messy and your No on the road trip you went messy. I wasn't wearing a diaper. You should have been wearing a

I just went messy in my drawers. Now here's a guy who crapped his pants. Uh, Dylan Schiff come on. You get a long time ago. That's like the worst intro ever man. Chris calling. These guys Dude, football can't get here soon enough. Yeah. Sneaky getting close man by the way. Dude, hold on. Go check out pull up Garks Twitter. We need to see how many days until college football. I think already, I think it's 76. That's what I think it is. Dylan Chivoree. Something like that.

Dylan Cheverey. Stoke to be here, dude. I really am. It's going to be a good show. The rundown is hot. We got KJ, also hot. And then Rainey, who was hot yesterday, but now I'm not so sure.

I'm just kidding. You look fine. You look good. Jesus. No, I don't. You look okay. No, I don't. It's just shocking.

That's all. You can't, you just get to bully everybody. Like, what if Will came in here with just clean, you know, it'd be shocking. Shocking, does it shock you? Yes, that would be shocking. Much more so than Randy, look. I mean, he just had a mustache with some scruff.

Yeah, I guess, I guess we'll get into it a little bit. I currently don't have a mustache and we'll get into why. We'll get into it. Yeah. It's a girlfriend play, I think. KJ, KJ, your lighting is giving orange, but I know that's an SMU polo. Uh, yes, it is. me, Polo. Sorry about the contrast.

I don't know how deep my closet roster is right now somewhere in the transition between winter and summer clothes. There must be a bag hiding somewhere because my rotation right now is absolute trash. I'm at maybe make it through the week with collared shirts that are work appropriate.

Real ones have that like spot in the closet or in like another closet where some stuff from a, you know, the season that you've been, you know what I mean, that's got some stuff that you normally would have in the rotation that you just, you'll forget about and you'll find it a year from now. And you'll be like, oh, that's where this, uh, poncho t-shirt went. Happened to me recently. I was very glad to find it. Shout out poncho.

Yeah, I'd have a self, a little man to man in the mirror when I found myself wearing some Columbia pro fishing gear. Like, not like, I'll wear the QZ, like, loose one every now and again. But I mean like the traditional PFG fucking ventilated shirt during the workday the other day. And I'm like, that doesn't, that does not go here in Wisconsin.

They fish a shit ton, but that is not the look for a casual day in Wisconsin. Texas maybe, but not here. He's from Texas. I can tell by his shirt. It's well ventilated horse. Okay. I didn't know how you're going to

land that one but that plays well you look you look good uh the beard's coming in really well like it appreciate it good to see both of you welcome back hey big news camp will mom will mommies are on the move they're on the move they're headed down around orlando way shout to uh cram she uh sent us a little care package yesterday she did i'm uh i've got the uh official camp will mommy's 2026 wristband on and the Are you going? The badge. Looks like you're about to hop on a flight

head there. Does it look like I'm about to hop on a flight? I'm sitting here doing a podcast with you. Wait, I missed it. When is it? This weekend. Wow. They're on the move.

Type shit. I saw the stories. I did not know that it was this weekend. I didn't either. The mommies are scrambling. Yeah. So shout out to the will mommies. Scramble the mommies.

Do you follow the will mommies on Twitter? I do. Yeah. I just haven't already peeped their shit lately. Got to peep their shit. Yeah, they're flying in Orlando. I don't know. What do you do when you go there?

Is that where? Disney World is? Yeah, Orlando. Universal and Disney World are there. Everybody knows that, dude. I haven't been since I was a very, very young boy. I never have been to Orlando. Interesting.

True story about me. Okay. Nothing to brag about at all, but it's Sean Sweeney. Head coach Sean Sweeney. Interesting. That's strange because whenever I went to like Disney World, Orlando, like, me and my brother used to love, like, catching lizards and stuff.

So it seems like an appropriate climate for them. Okay. Type of dude to fall out of a tree and gets a little chilly. More on that later. That's so stupid. This segment is just going to be so stupid. Elisadente. No, welcome, KJ.

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Lisa.com promo code steam. Hey, Randy. What the fuck, dude? Look, look. Look. I'm not happy. I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm not happy about this bit.

Why don't I have a mustache this morning, you may ask? Am I trying something new, trying to do a new facial? Does the girlfriend not like the mustache? Can I guess? Go ahead, guess. You put like the wrong... Guard. Thank you.

The wrong guard on when you were shaving and you're like, oh shit. That is exactly what happened this morning. You got the shadow. Like a discrossed the corner of the lip threshold. Yeah. And then he couldn't just rock a partial mustache. Well, the thing is... It can't get thinner.

What is that supposed to mean? Yeah, you don't want to walk around with the MJ. Well, yeah, to be honest, that's what you mean. Okay, yeah, that's where it went, too. I started right here. And then I was like, well, if I just keep a little bit, I'll be that infamous Austrian painter. So I probably should just go ahead and take it all off. I did that once.

It wasn't like, it wasn't super close, not as close as you have it, but it was like half the length. And I just kept the corner shorter. and just let it grow in. See, here's the problem. I had pretty long mustache and I go a one on the, this is how I usually go. I go straight like to the neck, do the line,

then I do a one on the beard portion and then a seven on the mustache. And I usually do it in that order. But for some reason, I did the neck and then I went straight to the mustache instead of the beard and I just went and immediately noticed that there's no going back from that. No, you can't reverse it.

And what's the annoying thing is, usually I would just go, you know what, whoopsie daisy, Dylan. Whoopsie daisy. Thank you. But the annoying thing is it will grow back. I know that I have a wedding this weekend. I'm really fucking pissed off that I did this. Oh, dude. Today is Thursday wedding this weekend.

So two days away, I'm guessing. Yeah. It'll get on some peptides. It'll look better. It'll look better, but it's not going to be, it's not going to be like what it was. So am I the only person here who trims the mustache without a guard? I do. I scissor cut mine.

I usually sometimes I used to go my neck, my back, my mustache, and my crack. And my thorax. Okay. That's a bug. Yeah, it's a bug. No, sometimes I'll get the little mustache comb and I'll put it through and I'll just goes okay but i'm mostly a scissors cut guy you you it looks like you use a guard because it's pretty pretty even throughout the inconsistency with the scissors is why i don't do it yeah wait you said

you bust out the comb and scissors i'd never never come it's smart it's what they do at the you know you go to the barber shop they'll bust one of those bad boys out and never cross my fine and i think i even have like in a kit that like the like the comb that has both sides, like it's not for hair, clearly. It's just for that. Hadn't crossed my mind. Yeah, I like to mix it up a little bit. Randy, are you worried Meg won't love you anymore?

A little bit. Has she seen it? I did text her because she went into work, and then I told her, like, I'm texting her, like, I just made a huge mistake, and I said her a picture. I hate to tell you, this is waiting for you at home and you send her a selfie. She said, I don't recognize that man, so we'll see. Dave thinks you look like a certain actor. There's a lot of actors I look like.

This is the first time I've ever gotten this one. Me too. So I've thought this for a while, and it's more so when you have a thinner stash. But you have, well, your hair's not slicked back like it was earlier. He's doing the face. Okay. You have a look. Yeah, do it full slick back.

Yeah, I'll even. Hold this. Yeah. And he has showed KJ to give him. Thank you. I was about to send you a slack. Like, can you switch me to you? You have a 70s era De Niro.

to you. You got a marker? Can you go ahead and give yourself a whole fake beauty mark so we can kind of see other. Yeah, I can. It's closer. Look up De Niro Godfather too when he's portraying the young Vito. I don't see De Niro there. I don't not see, but I could see where you're going with it.

I still think messy whenever he has the five o'clock shadow going or at least a little bit of the mustache for sure. What I was seeing whenever Randy Possible. popped up a second ago. I'm seeing more of, I mean, you guys, Dylan probably doesn't recall this actor. James Neutron or Jimmy Neutron, something you might know him by. Jimmy Neutron.

Is that a cartoon character? Yeah. That's a... That's what the hair is giving me. That's how I praise, Randy. Well, he has a monster. Yeah, he does. Look, Randy, I think in...

Look, when's the wedding Saturday? Yeah, it's Saturday. It's gonna, it's gonna get better a little bit each day. Hey, a little bit better each day. Hey, Randy. I know, it's just, it's not your wedding. Nobody gives a shit what you look like. I know, I just, but it's, I'm going back to like all my college friends that I haven't seen in probably like three or four years.

So I know how many times. I don't, I'm going to get asked so many times. Oh, no mustache. Like, no, it was just a mistake. Just a stupid little mistake. A little morning mistake. Get something bad. A smooth ride.

Good. No. Get up. So that's it. I guess I look a little bit like the Nero, but. I still see Scott Kahn when I look at you. Okay. Okay.

Scott Kahn, Arroyo. I guess he's the young one, right? Yeah. The live one, not the recent past. James passed, sadly. Sunny Corleone. That's right. Wow.

Crazy. Tied it all together. You'll be all right, buddy. All right. This is very mean. It's a very mean one here. Without the stash, he looks like he should be stealing copper out from under construction houses.

That's very rude. What is the going rate on a catalytic converter, Randy? I don't know. Mine did get stolen one. So I'll tell you that in Chicago. Wow. I know. I've been a victim.

You don't. You don't find yourself having to like price parts for your car. involuntarily it's not a fun ordeal and not and by that I don't mean like oh I need a new tire I mean like you need the fucking frame around your your radio or your catalytic converter not a good day of it you know it's so I'll agree with Alex in the chat right now they uh he says or he or she Alex I see a little Ryan Gosling I used to get that all the time dude I almost I almost said that you like Ryan Gosling's like like not famous brother but I didn't want to I didn't want that to gas you up too much.

I used to get that. It's kind of a, not really big gas up, honestly. Gossley's a good-looking guy. His not famous brother. Yeah. Like he's not, like, the urban he is good looking.

He's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not famous brand. He's not famous, stop shaking your pack. It's weird.

Sorry. You don't look like a nerdy well. Yeah. It is funny. You look cleanly, like you look cleanly shaven. Like you look like you did a, you almost looked like you went to the barbershop to get it. At least around the neck.

They'll be back. It'll be back. What if it doesn't grow back? Or what if it grows back all fucked up? Oh, shit. 2023 is when I started rocking it. So it's been like three years straight. You know, it needed to happen.

There's too many stashes on the show. Yeah. One of us had to do it. Enjoy the one day. So the monoxidil I'm taking, potentially could thicken the facial hair a bit for me, which would be great. I'm not holding out hope for it, but that'd be huge.

I know, man. I've always wanted to be a beard guy, and I've tried it. Didn't go so well. You could rub it on there. You're doing it orally, correct? Yeah, I'm an oral guy. Okay. Elisa does make a good point here.

I do look like a liability on the football field, though. Yeah. Cosling definitely is. Noted. Yeah. Yeah, speaking of which, he lost his Jay, didn't he? Yeah. Yeah.

He did. Then he got it back. and then he gave it back because he wasn't, he couldn't, he couldn't keep up with the receivers out there. Rhodes watched rookie of the year again,

by the way. Again? Three times. Dude, he's going to chime in on this. He's going to go start slipping on baseball if you're not careful. Yeah, I want to hear you, KJ.

I don't know if you heard the SEG. He's not saying, he's not saying the SEG. But, yeah. I am six a coach pitch practices in. Four have been reined out. The two that have occurred, one of the players had seen

rookie the year the night before. My kid has not stopped saying throw him the big stinky cheese for two straight weeks. Oh yeah. That's great. Or whatever the full saying is, you know, it unravels. It's wonderful. But it's worse than fucking six, seven was a couple months back. Is this his first, and he hasn't seen the movie? Is this his first foray into baseball? or is he played before? I mean, he did whatever T-ball last summer, but I wouldn't count that. This is the first team-oriented activity that he's had

that's not like pay for your kid to go practice around others. I love it, dude. Baseball, dad. Yeah. All in. There's a lot of good in Rookie of the Year. I don't know. So did a segment on Monday,

or I guess it was Tuesday, noting that at one point in the movie, there's a Pepsi commercial, and he's doing it's a either he's obviously like it's a play on the old ray charles Pepsi commercials you know where he's sitting at the piano as a he often did and he's kind of doing the he's doing the Ray Charles unsighted you know kind of movements and you know it's like okay cool I guess whatever uh and then there's these three like scantily clad beautiful ladies And they're kind of like, you know, all behind them, thawning over him.

Yeah. And then the director goes, got, caught, caught, caught, you know, walks in as directors often do. And then he goes, can you be sexier? To the young man, the very young man. That was the era. That was the era. Again, not to redo your segment, but on my old podcast, partial recall, when we would sit there and spend an hour talking about movies and stuff from 90s. We discussed watching this or Angels in the Outfield,

tying it back to our Twitter post, me being me. I was like, you know what? From what I recall, Danny Glover was great in Angels in the Outfield. Let's watch that. Don't. Depressing as fuck. Decent, I guess, but it was all just like pubbing the Angels like as a brand, basically. Rook of the Year 20 times better.

Is it McConaughey like an outfielder, like a right fielder in that movie? I'd have to go back and pretty sure Matthew McConaughey is one of the outfielders for the angels I just got so hung up on the group home aspect of that movie was my problem with it but go ahead we'll move on that's one that didn't catch on when I was a kid

I watched it I watched it once maybe twice but it was never in my you know I was if I was looking for a baseball movie it was Sandlot and that's probably absolutely that's probably the move right 100% well major league it's a little bit it's a little bit more mature it is not not a not a kid kid movie but

parks has seen it major league i i fast forwarded through one part two parts okay yeah yeah there's a sex scene they didn't like show you know yeah there's no pan there's a sex scene and then the part where they're peeling off the bathing suit from uh the ah yeah yeah i can confirm that matthie mcana hay plays ben william and Angels in the outfield. Generic. Old Ben Williams out there and write today.

Ben Badding 225. I've always thought it'd be hard to come up with fake names for movies. Like Ben Williams is such a male end, you know? I mean, it would be kind of fun. It would be fun, but like more difficult. I get aggravated when we have, when we, when there's a movie that you have a character who's not given a last name, obviously in the sports ones that comes natural, like they have a jersey on and stuff.

But you'll see, like, the credits and she's like stew and I'm like give me something else I don't care if it's reference I don't care and I know for like continuity they don't do that shit but I'm like give me give me some more to go back on give me biff Wagner or something shit I don't know oh biff wagner bad and clean up spot today that's a good baseball name dude biff wagner yeah that is a good name. That's got to be post days and confused, McConaughey, right? Oh, yeah. Of course.

Everything is. Hell yeah. I think this is 1994. Oh, okay. Still post, but not super post. Had no clue. That's a good poll. Good poll from Dylan. Thank you, ma'am. What a crazy concept. Add out, about uniforms. They had like the tigers.

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Thank you. Thank you. All right. We've got to hear about old grandpa. Dave. Yeah, my dad, who Parks calls Grandpa David. We had dinner with him last night, and he's in a weeks-long battle with squirrels in his backyard. I just wanted to fill you in. I thought it was quite humorous. What you need to know about my dad is he takes his lawn very seriously. Respect. As a retired guy, he's just in his yard every day. He's constantly working on it.

He recently acquired a bird feeder, all right? Hell yeah. Randy. I thought you might like that. He's got a bird feeder in his backyard, just has a bunch of seed in it. He also has these chairs out in the back with cushions on, like, outdoor furniture, you know, like a lot of people have. Squirrels are just terrorizing him right now. They're destroying the bird feeder.

They, like, throw it on the ground. They somehow got it on the ground and busted it open, and they're just going through all the bird seed. they're tearing up his cushions out back um one thing he did and he he got this tip from his landscaper i believe what i'm just i'm just i'm picturing how this went down yeah just watching it from your window like god damn he got these little uh these miniature alligators that look very life like uh yeah set them on the the armrest of his chairs to keep the squirrels away so he's fixed it it's working like it's working beautifully all right these little these little miniature squirrels hate alligators they hate aligators they hate how they hate

Alligators. Yeah. So that part is okay. He's still having a lot of problem with the bird feeder, though. And so he has acquired a trap, a rodent trap, a squirrel trap. He's putting the seed inside this trap, and he's caught a few squirrels. And this part is kind of heartwarming. He's driving.

He puts him in his truck, and he drives them miles away and releases them. This is exactly what my grandfather used to do too. Really? Yeah. He showed us the trap, but he's like, he's caught a few, and he takes them away. And he's like, you know, they keep coming back. He's relocating the squirrels. He's relocating squirrels.

He's done it several times so far. And like the first one, the first time he did it, he's like, I think the same, the same squirrel came back. So then he's driving farther away to release the squirrels. But he thinks the same ones keep coming back. I don't know why he thinks the same ones keep coming back. Mm-hmm. He's gotten white spray paint. Yes, that's where I was going to go.

He's going to start marking their tails with spray paint to see if it's the same ones that are coming back. You know a squirrel can find its way back from up to 10 miles. Are you making that up or is that real? I am making that out. But that wouldn't shock me if it was like two or three. I'm like, dad, I don't think it's, like, there are a lot of squirrels in Austin, dude.

I don't think it's the same squirrels. Also, a lot of things that hunt squirrels and also cars and stuff. Like getting back would be very, very difficult. Yeah, well, hold on, hold on. Speaking of 90s movies, I'm sure partial recall cage over here, what about Homeward Bound? Absolutely, covered it. Yeah, all right.

Animals find a way. Anyway, I think it's like jinsey cat from, uh, also De Niro. Meet the parents. Also, De Niro, yes, where he painted, he painted the cat's tail. Uh, I don't know, man. It's, it's, I find it very funny. my dad just he's he's going through great lengths to like get rid of the squirrel problem i don't i don't think he's going to work i think he's got to get rid of the bird feeder has he thought about like uh an owl

a mock owl on the fence that's a good idea i don't know i should i should tip him off to that yeah i've i've seen that around my neighborhood um you just get like a lot of restaurants do it a lot of restaurant dude it seems to work we used to do it it keeps the ducks away from the pool that's why we had the owls okay they respect the owl Does he have trees in the backyard? I assume he has trees, yeah. Maybe an owl box who actually attracts an owl. Okay.

I know that's a little bit more. I think a fake owl would be easier. Yeah, but owls are, I mean, he could just get into bird watching. Can you just picture my dad out there just spray painting a squirrel that's like thrashing inside this thing, you know? It's so funny to me. How many squirrel families has he broken up? I don't know, man. They're like, where's, where's Gary?

Oh, dude, he's, you got shipped out of. He painted him on. He's fucking gone. He painted his tail. Now he's in Buda. There's a lot of new development down there. He could do well. Isn't that sweet, though, that he's like relocating them?

When you said trap, I got a little worried. I was like, no, he doesn't have him to kill these things. He probably does, but he's not doing that. That's like a cage. It's so funny because my grandfather did the same exact thing in Cal City. Like, you know, Chicago, like summer. That's like pretty much city vibes. And he would just, I remember one time I was sick and I had to like stay with them.

And he's like, told me, he's like, do not put your fingers in that cage. It will bite you. And like, I remember I got close to it and like put my hand up, but the squirrel went crazy. I'm like, oh, I probably should not put my fingers in that cage. But I am very familiar with this move. My old grandpappy, we just cooked him. Dude, shout out grandpa David, man. What's up what type of bird feeder does he have?

I don't know. I haven't gotten eyes on it yet. He didn't ask his dad the model number on the bird feeder. I'm just saying, like, is it like one of the ones that's like a pull in the ground to hook or is it like hanging off like a branch or something like that? I think it's hanging because I think it's hanging the way he described it because the scrolls were able to, you know, knock it loose. My dad's-

Crashing down. My dad has had some troubles with squirrels, not to this extent. So he put in a bird bath that has like the little fountain. It's like solar, powered. I guess you could, you know, and then he put in a bird feeder. And he'll tell me like the squirrels, like their climbing ability to get up to this thing is like remarkable. Yeah. Squirrels. KJ, do you all have, uh, up north, the squirrels bigger? Uh, we've got squirrels that are like darker gray, busier tails. I mean, as, as Randy pointed out, they had them, you know,

Chicago's not that far from where I'm at. I've got a ton of chipmunks is what I deal with right now. I miss chip on different. Yeah, the difference between the two is really like where they nest and live really. Like tree the trees are usually home to the squirrels behind us. We've got some green space behind us. But then under our deck, you know, there's a good four five inch clearing, like very clearly going to be refuge for bunnies, which we've got plenty of in the neighborhood as well as chipmunks. So I've tried to leave a little fake animal. You've got like a frog, garden gnome type thing.

Put that out before. But then all it does is it causes them to like lose their shit over like what their route is instead of going from like one side of the driveway just under the deck. They'll freak out and be like, uh, I'm going to run in here. And they've like attempted to run in the garage anytime like I'm trying to deter us. I'm like, fuck it. You do your thing. Stay under there.

if ever I decide to get like a snake it's probably the wrong route but that's where I would go because seasonally the snake won't be a problem it'll take care of itself throughout the winter see I don't have a problem with squirrels I know they're pesky but like I even have a little wooden bench feeder for them

and I put a little critter food out there for it I like the squirrels coming by but I don't like it going up in the camera bird feeder thing so maybe give this little tip to your dad they have a specific bird seed that's like coated in pepper so it's made to deter like rodents and squirrels because they have the taste buds that will actually it's too spicy for them but like birds can't taste it they reject the pepper i'll put them on that midwest squirrels usually are the ones

that suffer from that the most i think where pepper's too spicy yeah um okay okay it's good there's a very generic YouTube video of a guy who's got like hundreds of millions of views where it's like him versus squirrels in his backyard he's very inventive sets up like this huge obstacle course mark roper and eventually gives in and tries to reward them it's worth a watch it will screw up your like kids you watch on like your kids profile because it's going to like dude perfect out your algorithm if you watch this like parks loves that guy yeah his same guy yeah it's a great video but that's when i'm like yeah there's no solving this problem he's It's either you don't have the bird feeder or you give in.

I like the idea of having a fake alligator. Yes. Yeah. They're very lifelike, but they're only about that big. They do the trick, man. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Get it.

Mark Roper guy is the same guy. He does like the porch pirate stuff during Christmas time where he makes like a little gooby traps and like litter bombs. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Shout to Mark Loper. Like spiral up out of the box. He does.

his name yeah it's good close is fart fart spray and stuff hey um rober rober is a rober yeah well keep us posted i kind of want to you know how it goes man yeah that's um i think that's something everybody deals with they're not too bad in my yard we have uh well i do notice i'm i'll be out back in the backyard and i'll notice like little holes dug in the yard and i'm just like this has to be squirrels right squirrel some of the plants on my balcony though i have seen them dig in and like plant like a peanut in there i'm like hey don't don't be tearing up my plants a peanut i find i'll occasionally find a peanut in my backyard and i'm like did they dig this up why is this peanut here where are they getting peanuts i don't know i'm feeding them peanuts that's why oh there is a shelled peanut

that i found in my backyard in the last couple weeks and i was just like this was just underground probably a squirrel brought it why did he have that? Probably because he got someone like me that got the critter food that has the peanuts in it. Okay. Local high school dugout. Fair.

Yeah. Fair. There you go. But yeah. He went to five guys or Texas Roadhouse. There you go. Okay. Didn't they have to stop doing that at Roadhouse?

Yes, definitely. Because of woke or something. They still give you peanuts in like a bag, but like you can't just like spit them on the floor like in a big old barrel. For the same reason that you can't. in my son to school with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich anymore. It's got to be sun butter and jelly. My kids actually like sun butter. Like at home? It's not bad. It's not. It's not peanut butter, but it's not, it's not bad. Nah. I kind of wish I was raised without knowing how

like solid, fucking crunchy, you know, jiff was because I'd be happy to accept some sun butter if I didn't have that knowledge. My mom's like deathly allergic to peanut oil. Peanuts. We're like, you know, that much aroma. She definitely couldn't go into those places. but I'd be very willing to have it at home and then I'd get yelled at if ever I left like a peanut butter knife in the sink. It'd be like a whole fucking ordeal. Has she always been allergic to it? Because it feels like this wasn't around 20 years ago. She has been, but our situation is a little bit specific.

So I'm from Decatur, Illinois. I've said this in the past. But Decatur has a huge soybean factory and like peanut processing factory to the point where like you drive into the town. You smell this fact. that hasn't been open for 30 years and like a lot of people from that area developed like soybean and peanut allergies.

It's like shouts of environmental I don't know what you call it fucking problems. Very interesting. I'm trying to look up RFK's opinions on not allergies. Give me a second. Is he still posting through the snake thing

or he's just like, hey I got a bunch of really old photos of me with more snakes. This is a, it's actually going to make it a little bit more weird that I've just had this weird unhealthy obsession with snakes my entire life. He's just a big animal guy, isn't he? Yeah, but like in like a cut their tiny little penises off way. Right. For some. What are you do to the whale?

He cut like the head off. Oh, he cut the head off. Cut the head off, of course. Put it on. With his family in the car. Put it on top of the car. Yeah. Or something drove with it.

You know, like some, some families put, Mitt Romney families, you put the dog cage on top of the car or some families put the luggage on top of the car or Christmas tree. He just put a whale head. Why did he take the whale head? It's a talking piece. I don't think it's easy to cut off a whale's head. This wasn't like a blue whale, but it was... Right, right. I mean, still, even like a smaller whale.

Even a beluga. Yeah. It's tough to do. It's still a mammal. Yeah. It's true. Unlike someone here. Ew.

Yeah, KJ, what's the deal with this guy? Is he a reptile or what? We move on to that segment. Let me reload. Y'all set this up. Let me reload. I don't even remember how this came about, and this happened yesterday. I do.

We were talking about getting kicked off flights, and we talked about Tiffany Gomez and what she saw on the plane, and then, like, oh, what if it was a lizard person? And I said, why is this a thing? Why do people think that there are lizard people walking around? For what a bizarre theory? For context, Dave put in the rundown a link and has said, is this guy a lizard and it's just a reptile and it's just a link to Dylan's Instagram.

Yeah, what's going on? I don't know. For me being like a good co-host member, guest, so it's whatever, I'm like, hey, I clicked on this like, you know, love to see the fam, great picks and all. What are we doing here? Ray, just like, no, that's, that's, that's it. That's the subject matter. The chat, as they often do, they, we didn't know it during the show or Dylan and I didn't,

But Randy was like, yeah, the chat was really cooking on this reptile thing. I was having a lot of fun with them in the chat. They were good. Actually, even one today from Cactus Meteor, he comments, Grandpa Dave is catching squirrels because he's also a reptile and wants a nice little snack. That's so stupid. Yeah, so Dylan was like, you know, like I wouldn't hold it against somebody if they were like, hey, this reptilian thing is kind of crazy.

Like, what is this? You know, why? Like there's no evidence of this But Dylan was like very defiant Like almost like so much so That you're like why are you so angry about these Alleged reptilian? You think I was trying to get you off my scent?

Yeah I don't know what it was And so people were kind of pointing out That's exactly what a reptilian might say I just don't get it I just don't get it sure Okay Yeah

What don't you get? I would love to know the origin of the theory And why someone was like you know what That person might be a fucking reptile Like, they're not, they're not. They're just not. It sounds like you're playing scared. How could you ever know for sure?

I think that... Common, and I think I responded with common sense. Well... Well, what sense is common? Well, let's see. The chat had some things to say yesterday. Sounds like something a reptilian would say. That's true.

You were trying to get there. False flag Dylan. Probably trying to throw us off his trail. That's why Dorn had no childhood. He was hatched. Yeah, that's interesting when you were hatched. You came out of... a little egg.

Childhood does not equal incubation period. Okay. Wait, Dylan is always putting on sweatshirts because he's cold blood. That's the one that really made me think because you are famously a little chilly in here.

And very susceptible to heat, though. Counterpoint. Yeah. Counterpoint. Notably does not golf any time after pretty much now. until October. Is he worried that he might go out there on the course and like liz out a little bit?

What does that mean exactly? How does one lose out? You see like some of your gecko boys and you're just like, you like tail pops out a little bit, you gotta like roll it back up. Your little flap comes out of your neck and you just start like.

What's the one about the bleach? There's a bleaching one. Here, this is exactly a, the mag chest went down this. Prove to us you don't have a lizard tail. And then someone on top of that said, actually why he won't get his two-hole bleach because the person would see his tail. Yeah, that's why.

That's probably. That's why I'm not going to sit down on a table and let someone look at my butthole. Yeah, because you're telling me. Someone else pointed out this is a very, very good point here. This is why Dylan won't let Parks have a bearded dragon. And that makes perfect sense. You can't see one of your relatives in a cage. Hmm.

Okay. I'm just saying it's something to track. It's not. It's just not. Parks is a big reptile kid because it's in his jeans. Can you pull up the non-AI image that someone tweeted at us? There's no way it was AI. Someone commented El Lizidenti. I don't know who that was.

Come on. It looks like it was you. What? It's like that was from circling back. Yeah, yeah. And then finally here, not to defend Dylan, but lizards are not colorblind. But he does go on to say they do, however, hail slonks hole. Maybe he got a few in the reptilian traits.

Dude, they do love slongs. Do lizards love slunks? That's true. Do snakes steal eggs all the time? Oh yeah, I guess that is a slonk. Dude, snakes out of our ranch, we have, we have about 10 or so chickens. And they'd be hatching, man. Eggs all the time. And the snakes will get in there and they'll steal them and they'll also eat the chickens very sadly. Is that why maybe the horses kind of rebelled against you? They're scared of snakes. Interesting. I hate what we're doing right now. What a good segment KJ's on for. Yeah. I'm I just feel so bad to see like the the canonization of what undoubtedly will be a top six seed and bit madness next year because sure

this won't just fade away. Is this the one that we're talking about? We got to cut this loose. Man, that's cool that somebody took the time to make this and didn't use AI at all. Is that a bronco crease in that hat? Yeah, very good question is. I believe it is. El Lizard dente. Are we doing Lizadente? I said El Lizardante, because it may say, but this person said El Lizard Dante.

I think I like Lizard dente. I don't think either one works, honestly. Lizardante. Well, this is, you know, maybe a failed election attempt, giving the date. Oh, let's see. He's got that shit on, though. Let's see what I didn't even look at what he has to say. Kind of just looks like Rick Perry.

More sun, less drama, lower bug prices. Secure borders protect the den. Common sense, scale by scale. Okay. That's good. The secure borders, I'm now thinking about some of this squirrel relocation efforts. And it does sound oddly familiar to some other immigration policies. Maybe it's just something that came naturally.

It's just a guy. Are you trying to make America sunbask again? That lizard's kind of dope. Dude, that's, what if that was your sleep paralysis demon? It's like a lizard's, like a lizard man, which is inherently scary, but it looks like it's from Fort Stockton. It's got regular hands, they're scaly. It's shockingly West Texas lizard.

This explains it, Dylan. This is how lizard people are. You get it now? They're like real people. Tough honest, cold-blooded. Tough on is cold-blooded. It's just like country needs. The over thumb bend.

Someone put some effort into this, and I do appreciate that. I mean, you know, that's that's a proper use of resources. I'll co-sign that much. Some data. I for one, will not co-sign, Dylan being illicit. I don't believe. Just gusling water and just to create that end. Shouts to Matthew for that one.

He emailed this. If this were on K-104's fill it or kill it, I'm a kill that dog. How about that? Not that dog. That's a terrible line to put in context. Did you ever get on the rhyme line? D-WG. No.

I tried when I was in high school, we tried. one time. Didn't get on. It was probably for the best. There are times where I like bemoan how many hours I've given to video games or to other stupid mindless activities that are pointless. But really, the hour probably collectively that I've spent waiting on hold on like radio phone

lines throughout DFW. I need all of that time back. It's only going to be like 48 minutes. But it's spread over like 10 occasions that like burn into my memory. I won a one radio concert tickets on 94-5 The Edge. And then I told her I was like, I'm only 12. She's like, well, you can't have these. Oh, man.

Dang. Dang it. I was on old for quite a while. So inconclusive. We'll keep monitoring the situation on whether Dylan's a reptilian or not. My opponent is a snake. Not quite. Not quite.

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Wrap yourself in luxury with Lola Blankets. They're awesome. Like, everybody has one in this company. And, yeah, they really rock. Dude. All right. What's next? We got Rossini back in the news. Hold on, I'm on major sneeze watch right now, unrelated to Rossini.

Sneezy boy? You want to keep the camera on you? Sneezy boy alert. I'm going to try to look at the light and make it happen. Get out of the way, dude. Get it out of the way. Here it comes. It's loading.

Loading. Loading. It's not going to happen. You're not a real sneezer. It's a visual show. It's still sitting there too. It'll come. It's going to hit me in an opportune time.

Yeah, Rusini's back. It says on here for KJ. I don't really understand why. KJ, she's back, and it turns out she would get out of tickets. There's a big whole article by the New York Times or the New York Slimes even about this Rusini stuff. And it said, she got out of a ticket. it by FaceTiming an NFL coach who is the coach of the police officers favorite team.

Yeah, she would ask the officer like, who's your favorite foot? What's your favorite football team? Name him. And she'd name your guy. The coach on FaceTime. Okay. It's kind of a power move. Like, let's put everything else about her story aside. Let's say this was the only story that was reported. None of the variable stuff happened. We don't hear that she made 800K and none of that. happens it just comes out officer reports during a routine traffic stop diana rossini

athletic journalist asked him what his favorite NFL coach was but she didn't have one because he's a pickle baller not football played watcher football play watcher whatever but for her to be able to spin up a coach confidently at whatever random time is pretty fucking dope okay it is that i don't that i don't I don't hate the move. Better move. That or you just rolled the whip on pills and you go just on the phone with the president. I don't think power moves to get much more powerful than that. I mean, the fact that it worked and the guy answered an NFL coach, it's kind of funny to think about what coach that might have been.

They don't name him to my knowledge, but it's like we don't know what decade this was. What if it was Wade Phillips when he was coaching the Cowboys? FaceTime probably wasn't super awesome back then, but it's just funny to think about like... But imagine being that coach, getting that call. You're like, oh, Resini wants to talk to me about something, you know, football related. And it's like, you don't want to be... You see red and blue lights in the background. Like, what are we doing here?

But like, if you're that coach's wife, you know, and you're like, huh? So you just answered the random FaceTime's from Rossini, huh? And you're like, ah, you know... She's a reporter. Hey, journalist. Serious journalist, you know. 8-00K. I just like to think that like the guys like, yeah, grew up in the Northwest, big Seahawks fan.

I'd really love to learn more about our new head coach or our former offense coordinator seeing how he's doing over in Vegas. Could you call Clint Kubiak? And her'd be like, you know, I haven't met him yet. But how about I get you, I don't know, art shell. Like she got to go back some coaching decades. Like, I can't, I can't get you fucking. I don't know, Mike McCarthy right now.

But Bill Cower said he'll send me a text back within five minutes. How about that? What if it was Pete Carroll? And he's like, I feel like that'd be a win. I got some questions for Pete Carroll. He and I are pretty aligned on this one particular issue. I just want to just get him on the line real quick. I've always wanted to ask him if you've seen this one thing on YouTube.

He's just smacking his gum on the other line. Diana. Man. That's pretty funny. I don't know. I will accept that we are here June 25th, 2006, a mere month and some change away from Hall of Fame game.

And my point that I stood on was by the time the season kicks off, nobody will care or be discussing this. As of today, I am wrong. I will accept that. I will see you in five weeks. We will see. I had Brable on resign watch. I feel like we're further from that for sure.

Yeah, that's looking less likely. But I was just kind of thinking like, you know, maybe you do it. Like, I got to go take some time with the fam. Because there was a two-week period where there's a slow drip there of like, hey, this is, there's a pig from like eight years ago. You're like, oh, damn, dude. Well, the biggest potential bombshell that I guess never came to be was the paternity situation.

Yeah, I'm glad that went away. Me too. That was when it was really like, all right, this is. It was icky. Yeah. I think we can put on the board, even if the paternal situation is like up there and we all agree, we don't want it,

doesn't need to happen. What I think is still a possibility more so than us talking about or what would make us talk about it is if we have a divorce filing from either side, either other spouse you know what i mean but the timing of that divorce filing i will put that right next to labor day so that it's like maximum attention maximum like effort of like make this go away yeah if you're rable's wife your lawyer's probably like just hold yeah just hold on i'm serving three weeks say nothing i'm serving him at the post a post game presser i'm certain on the plane to the first game the process server shows are you mike we're like

You know what I mean? Like on the way to game one. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Out the tunnel. The cameraman like pulls out the back pocket as he's running on the field. Have you ever seen the video? There's no way anyone's seen this.

But it's like a guy, it's like a Tejano singer in Mexico. And he's on stage performing and like he gets a note as he's performing. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And I don't know. I've never really investigated to see how real that was. I think it's real. Is it?

Yeah. It was a cartel-related. Yeah. And they said, because there was some song that he wrote, I don't know if this is exactly right, that like language in the song was like calling somebody out today. They didn't want him to perform it. They said, if you sing this song, we're going to kill you. And he did it anyway.

And then they killed him afterward. Chalino Sanchez, 1992. During a live performance is home state of Senaloa. Shout out to all you Narcos fans, crowd member handed Sanchez, a note that combined a death threat with something else. You know, shout out to AI answers here. But yeah,

that's the sauce. Look at us. Just fucking, this is a history channel. Retag this video. I've seen it used as in other situations as well. You can meme almost anything. Sure.

I don't know what this next thing is. I know we talked about it a little bit before. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Let me check. We got, I don't know, for till.

Give you this two minutes. So, uh, as everyone, uh, is aware, if you've heard any of the episodes I've been on recently. Over the last three months,

I have dedicated my life to a few things. Uh, that's work. That's my family. Uh, and those both come right. Uh, uh,

no, that was me. I was a point up your link. Uh, both of those things come right after, um, my newfound love for the, the game of Pokemon

Pokemon cards. Keep on going on. I'm going to exhale of it. Will you close the live Jesman video for us one time? That's not what it is. Free, free plug, free plug.

But anyways, yeah, Pokemon, it's taken over the world as it has been a thing for 30 years coming up on 30th anniversary, blah, blah, blah.

When I mentioned being in line for, Pokemon cards and observing like an argument over a previous gun being pulled, that was kind of a minor incident that really didn't turn into anything. There have been plenty of stories of, I think there's a guy in California who tried to, what would you call it? There's a movie called Career Opportunities where the robbers hit out in Kmart overnight, tried to rob it at night. You tried to do that shit with the Best Buy, hid like in the wall or somewhere in a Best Buy to try to rob the best buy of Pokemon cards while they were closed.

Oh, wow. That was the guy in the, uh, the line with you. That's what he tried doing. Different situation. Not the same guy. Okay. This is California. Um, there's also been a California story about somebody trying to knock down a wall to

get into another business. None of those things are that important until two weeks ago, a motherfucker in South Austin tried to do just that same thing, which was like shaw shank his way through a vacant business next to a card store. The funny parts about this, I will say, it's how they went about it. What weapons or what tools would you bring to obscure a camera and or break a window? What first items you might think of?

I'm thinking hammer. I'm thinking probably spray paint for the cameras and a sledgehammer to break the window and probably try to take down the wall. You know? Y'all are too hardcore. Paintball gun, BB gun. It's what this individual decided to show up with. Okay. Paintball gun to the camera.

Okay. Used a BB gun to shoot like the corner of the window to get into the vacant business. And then was attempting to break through the wall to get into the card store when he was like finally caught and arrested. Didn't get into the store. Didn't get anything. But I'm like, brother, you got to get off the internet, man. So what? That's not the way to go about it.

The tunnel. Was there a, he was trying to tunnel into it. not tunnel underneath it, but tunnel into. So tunnel's a little misleading here. I apologize. But he was trying to like Shawshank through the building. How about that? Okay.

Man, what's the payoff here? Best case scenario. What's he getting away with? What's the loot? Pokemon cards are having a major. On average, we're talking about tens up to hundreds of thousands of dollars. Okay. Without having to do much more than like collect a handful of cards.

Is he going to have to resell these hypothetically on like Silk Road? or something because you know they're probably trackable well that's the thing so you've got cards in a few different ways you would have loose ungraded cards if you will graded or what they would call slabs um kind of upset about them calling them slabs as i am from texas but that's when you send a card off to becket or i think it's PSA PSA grade it send back a number and put in a case send it back to you shout out to my sandy alamard junior card was worth like $2 at one point in time. Only graded card I've ever owned.

So you can have slabs, loose or sealed product. And sealed is like known to be like the most valuable outside of like these one and 10 trillion grail cards. So people will break in, grab loose cards and they will grab a bunch of sealed product. Because the slabs do have a serial number attached to them. They do have barcode. It's a lot harder to like off. those unless you go do it on Facebook marketplace you didn't tell us that the store was called

space goblin collectibles space goblin collectibles what I also stopped short of is giving you like a general intersection but it is south Austin is what it was title as so okay wherever sgc is located totally miss this one totally miss this one well that's I can't believe that Pokemon are having such a moment right now yeah they're kind of the industry's kind of exploding right now from what I've seen. I don't know exactly. Well, you've had KJ on doing whole segs about standing in line with guys with firearms, things of that nature.

So, yeah, checks out. It's a 14-minute drive from the office. Should we go? I mean, it's very close to where you and I live, I think. Yeah, also, say not to Doc Shell, but it's in y'all's. Well, don't why, Randy, you'll do it. Dylan, Dave drives a Volkswagen. Yeah.

everybody knows already it's all right it's all right won't be the first time okay well sick dude tried to it says here dude tried to diglet i don't even know what that means i don't either what does that mean kj is a Pokemon oh don't try it was one of my six real real nerd shit here I'm a squirtle guy myself I bet oh interesting a rectile Pokemon hmm he's not Not even a reptile. Well, I guess turtles are reptiles. Fuck. I thought a blastoes too.

Good call. Blastoise? Blastoise. Blastoise. Yeah. Okay. Learn something new. Are turtles, reptiles are amphibians?

David. David is Al Creamy ass. There's a whipped cream Pokemon named Al Creamy. Okay. Okay. Only cream on the inside. Hey, okay. KJ, you got a bounce.

Are you up against it? No, no. We're good. Keep coming. Oh, you're good. I just need to shut up. Okay. I saw you clockwatch and I was wondering if... No, no, no, no, we're good. Well, you know we got to talk this weekend and fun presented by our good friends at Wisconsin's own meridian potters. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening.

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I'm still finalizing details on what that will look like. But we've got a birthday party. just got put on the calendar. I think I'll be at a park for a few hours. Other than that, making up for all this rained out lost time and trying to work on catching a few bad hop grounders. I don't know. Get out there and be a little baseball dad. Man, I'm jealous that y'all are in the thick of it. Yeah, buddy. It is a fun little summer. Camille's got T-ball tonight. So, you know, she's right at the beginning of her journey of absolutely hating everything about being outside and doing sports.

much rather be in a dance class. So it's been very interesting to see this dynamic. I've noticed that softball is a big player down here. There's a lot of, so the fields that we play at, there's a significant softball league like, girl, like youth softball league that I, when I was growing up, never really knew too many, too many young ladies who played softball and none of my peers. But that's cool to see. It's becoming a, it's a growing sport. Yeah, they, uh, It's interesting because they do tee ball at like the four or five year old age, but then you don't have the option of like a co-ed coach pitch. And it's not like because they were trying to separate it,

but because there were too many teams. Like it became too much to have like two full co-ed leagues or whatever. So they force kids into like straight baseball or straight softball like starting at five. So she would have to do that next year. It would be softball. So I doubt that we will get there. She seems to be more interested in the chance and cheers of the, soccer team adjacent to where t-ball occurs but who knows interesting who knows okay uh dillon

who thanks for asking uh got a little date night situation happening tomorrow chels and i are stepping out don't know where we're going yet ooh can i guess you're going to be wrong with yeah loupé tortilla oh no ponchos mexican buffet no uh we've thrown out orta teas on camp wisdom is it i'm I'm going to think a wild guess here. Is it Echo Mexico? It's not, actually. Are you going to go get some like crickets or something? They're going to go to Carpenter Hall, get a burger?

I heard him. I'm trying. I'm pretending like I didn't hear him. That's Friday. Saturday looks like we got a little, Rainy. Mattel Ranchos. Little Mattles outing with the boys and the ladies, actually. So looking forward to that.

Yeah, it's just the weekend of stepping. out which i haven't really done a whole lot of late whole lot of lately just don't don't do that my lips are dry well they're not i feel like y'all need a lake day once's the last time you all got on lake dude it's been some late content out of years it's been years somebody get this hot guy in a lake every time he's on like get some good content out of this shit make sure he's wearing jeans this time too oh yeah hell yeah shout out mugs that picture we'll hit the hit the aura frame over here now and then so that's it man nothing for uh nothing during the day each set Saturday or Sunday, but I'm sure Parks will want to do something fun.

I'll probably go swimming. And that's it, man. Pretty low-key. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. You know, I've got the, I got the boys Friday. I don't want to totally cuck my washed weekly post, but I've got a opening, a dinner opening Friday evening that I'm going to take advantage of. Let's just say I got to go, I got to go buy a big old slab of meat today.

Let's just say that. That's what I'm going to say. Let's leave it there. Okay, I'll let you guys use your imagination. Okay. Saturday, penciled in for a dinner, as Dylan mentioned. I'm penciled. I don't know yet.

I don't know. I'm at all ranchos. Sunday going to Abba. I think it's Abba. What's the Mediterranean place at the... Abba. Yeah, I'm going there with... Great vibes there.

Go on a double date. A double Dizi. Is you're the dancing queen? That's pretty good. Give me a minute. Don't get the margaria. I don't think I would. Mama Mia.

But good to know. You know, Randy and I hit Polvo's the other day. Speaking of, that's a great place to get a marred. We didn't get marg, but that is, they do have a good, good drink menu. Yeah, some heavy cassidias. Heavy cassadillas. Yeah, I was feeling that one. Randall, what you got?

I got a weekend coming up here. So this would be the end of the fleak ends, as people are saying. hopefully going back to some bleak ends soon, but I got a wedding. I don't know if people were doing flea cans. Someone. Nobody, I don't think that would cross my algo. Nobody's using those terms around me. There was someone in the chat once that said.

Okay. Shout to that person. So tomorrow heading down, flying into Chicago and heading to Purdue for a wedding for one of my pledge brothers. So I'm going to be in Lafayette, West Lafayette this weekend, get to show the girlfriend, the campus take her on Purdue. get to introduce some of my college friends, have a fun old time,

try to get lunch with my mom, going to be one of her friends that lives in Champaign, Illinois. So it's a big old weekend of, you know, just doing 32-year-old weddings and meeting friends stuff. Okay. But what's, what's, okay, nothing.

I don't think you're allowed to say doing them in that context, like you're not, what do you call it you're not the one marrying them attending i guess i was just saying being at i guess i was just saying like being in my young 30s and just going to weddings and don't rub that in our face dude doing all he needs to hear that shit what oh that i'm in my young 30s good for you randy yeah so so time you flying out of six 30 in the morning or something like that so it's tomorrow tomorrow morning yeah Damn.

Early, early. We'll try and get down there for welcome drinks. And it's also Purdue is in Eastern time zone. Let me guess you're flying back super late Sunday. Hopefully getting in before nine. But yes. Okay. But yes.

Very cool. So be looking out. Hey, boiler up. You want to do my quick comments of the week? Let's do your comments of the week. It's Randy's comments of the week. Very quick one here because I was going to highlight a lot of, lot of the Dylan reptilian stuff, but we did a whole segment about it.

All right. It was, yeah, it was great going through comments and seeing everyone just calling for my job. Really, really fun, guys. We didn't have to bring that up. Come of the week. Ooh, I like that one. Bennett says, found this show through United In-Flight Entertainment. Oh.

There's some talk about Alaska Air. Yeah, that's true. That actually is real. There was a conversation at one point. Riley says, came here from Hair Club for Men Monthly, Dylan, the salad looks great. Zaddy even. Oh, you went back to the hat today. I did, yeah.

You were just test run. It was just a test run. Well, I'll tell you this. Riley thinks you're Zaddy even. Thank you, Riley. Jason says, did Chels remove one of the slices of bread for Dylan's sandwich, or does he just toss it at work like a big old piece of trash? Yeah, what do you do about the sandwiches Chels makes sure?

Uh, lately they've been reps, actually. Uh, the one, the one today she made me, I believe is on sourdough. And I'll probably just eat all the sourdough. He's gonna eat all the sourdough. Yeah. Thanks for asking. And then this was, uh, from yesterday, only commented this morning. And I, it became my favorite of the week because, uh, the theme.

Chris comments, old Dorn, the rep Dillion. Ah. That's good. That's good work. That's not bad at all. Good work for the cost. Com of the week. That's good.

KJ is trying to do a little... Do it again. Comer of the week. Oh, he put a little stank on it. Come of the week. That's good. Well, KJ, as always, thank you for joining. Anything you want to promote?

Yeah, check out Twitch.tv slash partial recall. I think there's an underscore over the next week or so. I'll be firing up that bad boy once college football, 2027 releases next. week so I can continue to advocate all of my responsibilities as an adult and skip sleeping and watching television shows with my wife. Love it. Well, thank you.

I got to hop on. Thanks, KJ. Which streams one of these days. Randy, you can come over and set it out at my place. We'll do. Hopefully the mustache will be back next week. It'll be back. You'll be looking good.

All right. We'll see everybody tomorrow for listener voicemails. Bye-bye. Bye.