Circling Back - Retro Pizza Hut, Denny's, & Paige Spiranac | Circling Back 5-20-26

Episode Date: May 20, 2026

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What's up backers? Wednesday morning, circling back podcast. Welcome to the show. Over there producing, Randall Trebekki, fresh fade. Hello, David. My camera just is not working anymore. Very cool. Oh, no.

I'm here. People can't see the haircut you got at 8 a.m. Oh, I see what's wrong here is that the cord. The one of the wires isn't plugged. and plugged into the camera, so I'll fix that. But I'm here. Try rebooting it. Dude, I definitely didn't unplug that on purpose.

People want to see my new haircut. People love my new haircut. If they don't, they're freaking not good people. I don't want to call them skanks like that guy. Like who? The my new haircut guy. Love my new haircut. Don't.

Skaggs, fucking skaggs. Randy with the sick pull. Not now, jeef. I'm in the fucking zone. Randy pulling up from 40. passes to the man and boom goes the dynamite. I need have rewatched that video. Dylan Shivery looking good.

Oh, thanks, dude. I was just doing that thing. It's very nice of you. You got your sweat jeans on. I do. Yeah, thank you for noticing. My sweat jeans. These things are awesome.

It'd be funny. That would be a funny first date, Ike. She's like, it went really great. And then, like, I was kind of feeling him. So I put my hand on, like, his knee.

And I realized his jeans were sweatpants. You would never know, right? I mean, you got to really look. I can tell, but I've been tainted because I, you know what I'm saying? It's not objective. The blue looks much better than my black ones. Hey, I'm back, everyone, if you're watching. You can see my new haircut now.

Okay. Okay. Show is safe, guys. I'm wearing my ragged bone t-shirt as well. Very cool. Dylan shivery. Little clipper came through last night. Yeah.

Good little storm. That was pretty gnarly. I got hail at the crib. I don't think I'm the only one who did, though. It was coming down. Yeah. All my plants were blown off my balcony this morning. We're blown over, tipped over.

It was quite windy. Some good gusts. I like to watch it. Roll on in. All right, Dave. I went out on the front patio, open the door, watched it to slam. Did you?

Roll on in. Yeah. I'm going to try to redeem myself for many, many attempts of opening up cans and then just not hitting. Let's try this with the Celsius. better. How do you struggle with that? I just like to do the t'st first.

I want to get the tz. Two days in a row? Yeah, I got up early for this haircut. People love my new haircut. What time do you normally get up? Sometimes I don't roll out bed till like 8.30. Must be nice. Yep, yep.

I try to get up and moving by 7.40. What's a morning with Randy look like? It involves my, initial alarm clock going off, which is my sleep app that tracks my app, you know, my sleeping. You seem like you'd have a gimmicky alarm clock. Yeah, it's just like it's a, it's a soft one. It's like a do, do, do do do. It's like, all right.

And then I hit get up, hit snooze on that. And then it goes again, snooze. And then my normal annoying alarm clock goes off. Then I hit snooze on that. And then I eventually get up. Then maybe I'll just watch some TikToks in bed. And then I'll eventually go like, yeah, it's time to get up. And then I'll just go straight to the bathroom and take a shower.

and brush my teeth and all that, get dressed and I'm trying to not look at my phone first thing in the morning. It's hard. It's a very bad habit, they say. I'm getting better now looking at it at night, but in the morning, it's just like, oh, let's catch up and see what's going on. Typically because when I look at it, I'll pull it open. Like, I looked at it today to check the radar to see, like, all, what's going on? But a lot of times I'll pull it open to see what happened on the Twitter. And then I'll be like, man, I wish I hadn't looked at this, like, immediately upon waking.

up because like nothing i'm not being served anything good and this is not a good way to start my day you see i'm not blaming her i'm not blaming her at all but back when megan was living in hawaii she still had five hours of sending me like tictocks and reels and stuff so i'll just start off my day by just looking at like the 20 things she sent me sounds like you're blaming meg i'm not blaming her did you feel obligated to respond to each one i hit everyone with a lisa heart if i like them or i hit him with a thumbs down if I didn't like them. Yeah. But yeah.

They're all fun. It is a, I don't like the feeling when someone sends you a, like a meme or a post, and you realize that there are like three or four stacked up. I love it. And it's like, oh, what do I, I don't want to watch all these. I will go ahead. I need to acknowledge it. I mean, I'll watch them all, but I will only like typically the best one.

If there's one that really made me, um, he will do that, yes. I'll go, I'll hit that one. And the other ones, you know, you can, wonder whether I watched them at all, but I probably did. Oh, sorry I'm thinking about you when I see this funny thing on the internet. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying, I don't have, I don't have time to double tap all of them, dude. Yes, you do.

Oh, what a, what a great morning. But yes, two days in a row for the Celsius, the Chelsea's, if you will. Let's not do that, man. That's your girl. That's your girl. You all got something to say about Chechay these days, man. Come on, man. Shout out Chee-Ce-Chi.

though. She's still drinking Celsius? No. She gave it up. She's off that ish. What's she on now? She's just a coffee girl now and matcha. Does she drink coffee in bed?

No. That's just a me thing. Wait, so what's she doing when you're drinking the coffee in bed? She drinks coffee on the couch. She's out like doing stuff in the house? It's usually like a picture like a Saturday morning. On the weekday, she won't do it. Like a Saturday morning will wake up.

She gets up early and she'll make coffee. she usually makes me a coffee because she's out of bed first, which is very kind of her. And then she'll bring it to me in bed, and then she goes and watches a show on the couch for drinking her coffee. We split up. It's not the end of the world, but that is like low-key piece of shit vibes.

Yeah. Dude, I don't know. I love it. I assume that y'all were in there together, just like watching Regis and Kathy or whatever. No, I usually do local news. Yeah, watch on my show. Local news.

Or if there's a big game that I'm not. night before I'll turn on SportsCenter. He's watching Game Day. Not watching my show. I can't wait for it. That's the morning. Wake up game day at 8 a.m. with coffee in bed.

Come on, man. Come on. Dude, he can't get here soon enough. Tom Rinaldi making you cry. Can't get here soon enough. Like, oh, here's a sad story. Sick. I love starting my weekend like this.

You know how it is, them? Yeah, of course. You know what? I'm going to add something to the runny. Okay. Is that a tease? You're going to put it on there for a surprise? I mean, you can see it.

I'm going to go look right now to see what it is, David. Okay. Oh, okay, I see. We should at least acknowledge this. Dylan Cloud Chasing. Do you want to go ahead and do a link? I honestly, when you sent this to the group chat, I did not watch it, so I don't know. I know what happens.

I just have not heard it. Okay. Oh, man. We had a great Patreon yesterday. we had circling back on touching base. Touching base. I did it every time. Every time.

Will was here. Will's sick today. People were saying Brett got him sick. No, I don't think so. We listened to the, how do you explain this to all the new people who found us from the Daily Wire? We listened to old audio from the old podcast where Micah,

two different episodes. Micah was the person that used to do my job, who was the producer. of that show. He was quite the character. He did Jiu-Jitsu, and he would pronounce, you know, foreign words very much in their dialect that they're supposed to. Foreign words.

My grandfather. Yeah. He's in them foreign words. That's the damn foreign words. Yeah, in my way. He really had a, he put a little extra stank on, uh, uh, wacamole. Wacamole. And, uh, I don't know if this is the,

origin of Wakamole, but it's definitely like when he really was like, this is going to be my thing. We talk Michael Wakamole. We talk table side Wakamole. We did. We talked Micah's entrance or participation in a jujitsu tournament. He did really well. He got second place. We'll leave it there.

You'll want to hear it. He'll need some context. And yeah, it's really fun. Will was here to relive it all. He was reliving it, folks. Got a double dose of Will yesterday. Yeah, Will was on yesterday's show for a minute. What did we talk about?

What a damn treat. Hacky sack. Ripping sack, dog. We didn't even get the rip sack yesterday outside because the... I'm going to rip. I'm going to rip sack today. The window washers. The window washers.

Then we had a gusher move in. Did we know, did you go back and listen to the audio? How audible was that? Very audible. Was it? Very, very audible. I saw what he was doing to the people next door. He had his little brush thing.

squeegee? Well, it wasn't a squeegee. It was a brush. And he was like jamming it up against like the metal divider in the window. I don't know what you call that thing. He was just like being really aggressive with it. That's what that's what the clicking sound was. Great timing to get them out here about four hours before a coal front with heavy rain and 60 mile an hour winds blew through.

I'm sure the windows are looking just as good though. I'm not holding it against them. I just do think they should send out an email saying, hey, the window guys are going to be there in case you guys are getting a pot off. You know, like maybe. Do they email? They had to have emailed you. No.

That's something, a landlord. They typically give us a heads up and we're going to have the windows clean that did not happen this time. Like, what if we had SVP in the conference room and we were just on the, we had it on like the one yard line? Ready? And all you got to do, all you got to do is hand it off. I think our property management company is kind of over us at this point. Yeah. I get it.

I'm kind of over them. I'm just thinking like maybe if you're doing, you're doing things around the office complex and you're looking at the weather, that maybe if you're going to plant like brand new grass, you do that before a bunch of rain instead of wash windows, instead of the opposite when you're just going to have a lot of dry, you know, spell that you probably shouldn't plant new grass. You mean the St. Augustine that typically requires. oh, I don't know, daily watering for a couple weeks, which I realized they weren't doing. And so I emailed the property management company and said, hey, I will absolutely water this

for y'all every day when I get in. All I need is can y'all, if you guys will get a hose or bring a hose up here. They just didn't respond. Because the water is free for us, but not for them. Why would that matter when they can just come up here and plant new grass and charge us for that all over again? Great point. Yeah.

Yeah. Are we shitty tenants? No. Yeah, we're not. We're reasonable tenants. That's our new podcast, the reasonable tenants. With real estate professional, Dylan Shivery. Yes.

Hey, the Bachelor and Bachelor at Party emails have been rolling in. I'm really excited about it. I haven't read them all. I've gotten many. I know some people, again, have had some problems with the voicemail. Just email it to me or email me a note. or a voice note, a voice memo. Or just, I don't know.

I don't know what to tell you about that. There's really nothing we can do. Just email David Washington. That'll be next Tuesday. That's on Patreon. It's theme week. Can't wait for it. Yeah, some good ones.

A couple of anxiety-inducing ones, as you can probably imagine. Low-key becoming my favorite Patreon offering. Theme week? Yeah, it's so fun, man. Yeah. The guy likes the themes, as you do. as well. Shout out to everybody watching right now on YouTube.

Everybody in the chat. How's the chat doing? Good. Okay. All right. Hey, and if you're catching this later on, you can catch the video on Spotify. Go watch us on Spotify.

We love that too. Remember to leave comments because I will be going through comments tomorrow from last Thursday till today's episode on YouTube and Spotify and saying the best ones. There's definitely, I think there's a frontrunner for my favorite right now. But, you know, that could get surpassed. Let's see what people have to say. I've got a frontrunner for my favorite nicotine pouch, and it's Lucy.

Who's saying? Our good friends at Lucy. I noticed I could smell the apple ice on your breath this morning. I'm rocking to Lucy right now. I think you and my dad have this same, like, over sensitive nose. My dad can smell anything like it's crazy. Yeah. Can you really smell it?

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Yeah, I'm a mango guy. Dylan's an Apple Ice guy. There's no right answer. There's no beef here. No, they don't have a beef flavor. They should. Dude, I'm about to throw some beef in. That'd be so weird.

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He's texting. Let us know when you're finishing. I mean, yeah, does that, give the shout out. Put up the pick, I sent you. Oh, okay, okay. You want this guy right here. Yeah. I'm going to start micromanaging this little fucker over here.

I think that's a good idea. On the show. Wow. Look at that. Does that make you horny, baby? A little bit. What we're looking at here? Is this the Dave?

This comes to us from the Reddit, the circling back Reddit. A, uh... Yes, it does. Zoom in on that steak. Roll that beautiful bean footage. Yeah. Yeah, the subreddit circling back. The guys like, dude, I just totally daved it west out of town.

The thing is, pull the Dave. Fix up a nice steak dinner for myself since the wife was out of town. Those potatoes look phenomenal. I love what he's done here. He didn't try to overdo it with the plating. He just said, this is what I'm doing. What do we call that style of potato the way you cook those?

He kind of mashed their season with rosemary and something else. What do you call that? They're really good. I think that's party style. No. Is that a russet potato? I don't know. What's the chattel now?

That does sound right. Okay. Those are really good, though. All I know is, oh, you know, you know it's going to smell crazy in his bathroom. He's going to be asparagus. Stanky. Dog, I'm out on asparagus. Are you really?

I can't do it, man. I tried. I can't do it. You don't like the taste? Don't like the taste at all. It's weird, right? No, it's not. Unless it doesn't like it either.

And I know what? I continue to buy it. Oh, that was brocolini. I'm a big brocolini guy. They were calling me that back in the day. Why? Brocolini? Because one year for Halloween, I was handing out.

broccoli and i was calling it broccoline hey speaking of beef and broccoli new balance shout out to hunan new balance has a uh it's the 9060 which is Chelsea has like five of these shoes pairs of these shoes they have a beef and broccoli color way well hold on hold it's called beef and brockes that's supposed to be it yeah that is it what you show it again that doesn't look anything like what i would imagine a brief beef it's the beef and broccoli color way okay it's brown and a little bit green I would assume the green would have been more prevalent like a green green green the green's kind of fuzzy texture anyway do when i pull up in the beef and brocks would i still when i yeah if i show up to the function in the beef and brooks you know you're girls coming home with me dude no your boys coming up with that

general so did dave's wife leave with that guy wearing the beef and broccoli's yeah yeah yeah yeah what are you going to do everyone knew that was going to happen yeah i saw him pull up i knew he was taking somebody home. Just the guy got him right after I did. Always biting my shit over here. What I like about... What I like about this guy here is that, you know, you look steak and wine.

What a, what a classy individual. But this guy likes the party too. Yeah. Yeah. Look at the little fun glass in the background drying off. It's one of those like souvenir, like giant pinocalotta glasses. It looks like expensive hand soap. Yeah, it does.

It's a big bottle too. Yeah. good for them hold let's keep judging his kitchen but the wife chose that hand cell that's not something a guy would pick out dude don't you use like dish detergent I just get like I just use dawn

I get like the 99 cent dial but Chelsea's like not where I shit sucks you gotta get the foaming I have a tweet out there something not out there but in the head of like you used to pour you know like burnets into gray goose bottles now you pour dial into

myers hand soap yeah that's a move that's certainly a move Okay. Soft scope. Yeah. Hey, I like that he sliced it. I don't love the plastic cutting board.

You got to upgrade to wood player. You sure that's not stone? Maybe it is stone. Maybe that, you know what? Maybe. That ain't stone, dog. That's plastic. All right.

I know that board. I was trying to be nice. I know that board. You're getting microplastics, dude. And the next thing, the last thing you need in your testicles is microplastics. I'm going to give them a B minus on the stick. Could a, could have cleaned up the counter here a little bit. All right.

All right. Yeah, it looks like he had a little hamburger helper the night before. No offense. He sliced it up on the cutting board served. I don't zoom in on his plate. I'm going to be critical here. Just a lot of uneven slices. Uh-huh.

Yeah. Like, that's a huge slice. Look, we love the move. Love what you did. Love what you did. We're just looking for content. We're just highly critical. No, no, no.

You know what we're doing. We're going back to Happy Hour Lives. This is the kind of shit you had people tuning in for them. People loved it. No, dude, I guarantee you slept good that night. Oh, yeah. No question. Good crust.

Shout out to you for not trimming all the fat. Eat that fat. You need it. Oh, God. I'm baking a cake for Chee-Chi next week. It's her birthday. I've never baked a cake before. That's cute.

It is cute, right? You've anything else on it? I'm a little nervous. How about that? I'm a little nervous. Yeah, you're probably going to break it. I've never baked a cake. I could brick it.

I could absolutely. I don't think I've ever baked a dessert of any sort. This is a double-layered cake, so I got to do, like, we have two pans and I got to stack them. Mm-hmm. With some, like some piping in between them? Exactly, yeah. Are you, what is, you're doing this from scratch? You're doing it from a box?

What are we doing here? Walk me through it. I do everything from scratch. Okay, so no funfetti? What are you talking about? I don't know. I don't know. It's a cake.

Dude, I'm a, I'm a scratch boy. You know that. Golfer? I take pride to my shit, dog. Are you going to cake fart it? I'm not going to cake. I'm not going to sit on it and fart. I love the most.

Jesus. Can we add those? I don't know. Can we add certain tabs to the Scratchy's app where it's like people that just bake from scratch and then also like scratch golfers that you can be paired with? That's too much.

Too much? It's a bad idea, but I mean, it's like if you're good at three things, you're great at zero. Man, I hate to say, I don't like the smudges on that butter knife. Okay. All right.

I'm just playing dude. Shout out to this, dude. The potatoes. The potatoes look great. Those are the winner here, in my opinion. You're a better man than me because I don't even fuck with a starch. I just go a veggie and the steak. God, you're fucking different.

I'm different, dude. I'm primal like that. God, you got to be watching on Spotify to see this right now. Who's blowing me up over here? Oh, let me, oh, Nitro meme team. Can't wait to see what that is. I think Randy just really is not in a... Are you in this, Randy?

No, Randy's definitely in that. Aren't you? He's not. He's not. Oh, sorry. No, it's because he probably removed himself. He has a girlfriend. That's right.

Brett's still not back in TMD. Someone has to add him back. Well, figure it out. I think the timeout should extend a little. He should just be added back. Should we wait till the playoffs are over? Like, until the Stanley Cup has been hoisted? Maybe.

Yeah. Because we got to get him in there for college football. Oh, he'll be bad. We got time. Yeah. That's a long. suspension. We won't do that to them. We should start breaking like college football news in there and like alluding to it out in the bullpen but being like, nah, I can't really talk about it.

Like, dude, can you believe that that link that KJ just hit us with in TMD? I'm going to like start teasing like whatever like four star or five star Duncanville kids like looking at Ole Miss. Yeah. And he's mad. Well, what's what's the story there? I'm like, got to be in TMD. I'm like, oh, is that the guy you sent us in TMD yesterday? You got to be a premium member. Yeah. Oh, that's all right. You had five star. We should give him We should allow them access, give them like a seven-day trial, and then remove them. Sorry, dude, your seven-day trial is up in TMD. You can't just remove someone, right?

You have to start a whole new thread without them. What? And like in a... In a group chat, can you remove someone from a group chat? You can't do it. You can? Yeah. Can kick you out of Wash Corpard right now?

I'm going to do it. No. Oh, yeah. No, just don't do that. I'm like a losing sleep. I got my pinned threads already. Don't mess with it. I don't know if I can do it.

I might. It might have to be the person that created it. What was the backer's name who did that? I guess that was his Reddit handle. It was, I think, an accomplished wash. Oh, hey, frat on, good, sir. That looks good. Boggs.

I've got an open dinner tonight. Fun fact. A little pull back the curtain. The wives are taking the, the wives, including the coach's wife, people are all going to dinner. Oh. My wife going to ATX Casina for like the same.

second time in two weeks. And so I'm just, I'm home with the boys. Is that, is that their spot? Is that the mom's spot? Apparently it is now. I'm like, we, I haven't been there since COVID. But yeah, so I got a, Rhodes requested dominoes. And it's his big day as we'll get to in a little bit.

So we're going to do dominoes. I don't want dominoes. I'm not trying to play my Zah card yet. Right. I'd like to leave that available. If you're new here, I don't know what to tell you. You have to go back. Maybe Randy, tell him the lore.

So your Zah card is a card you get to play once per week for pizza. You cannot have pizza more than once a week and it resets on Sundays. Because let's be honest, pizza twice a week is just overcooking it. You're doing too much. Yeah, come on. You're not in college anymore. You don't need that. No.

Unless you live in Naples. It's a treat. It's a weekly treat. Yeah. Naples. Like Italy? Yeah. Pizza's not Italian food.

We've ready established this. Have we? What is it? We had a whole discussion. I consider it an Italian food. You don't remember this? It was like a big thing. You don't remember this from one of Randy's various bad takes?

Vaguely. Yeah, I do. What was your reasoning again? I think it's just surpassed. It's its own category now. That it's like... But it had to originate somewhere. Yeah, where did you originate?

I miss that. You know, somewhere. Okay. Right. I think it's just become its own category of stuff. Because if you're saying, let's get Italian food tonight, you're not thinking pizza as part of that. You would say, let's get pizza tonight.

It's not wrong, but it is like by definition. in Italian food. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It sounds like you're trying to get around the Zocard in some way and I don't like it. You can also say like, I want pasta tonight. You know, let's go get pasta tonight.

You can say, let's go get ribs tonight. They still belong to a category. Ribs are still barbecue, hoss. Yeah, but are there just pasta places and rib places? Isn't there a place in Austin called like pasta? I swear. Probably is.

I think there is, actually. Anyway. Oh, taco was the parallel. That was the parallel you did, but I still allowing. Because there's a taco place, but it's still Mexican there. Anyway. Pizza place is later today on the episode. A little tease.

That's right. I'm sorry? I'm going to talk about a pizza place later today on that episode. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Ooh, that Italian place. That Italian place, exactly. The Italian kitchen. Do we have a new sponsor?

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I mean, there's even more to talk about too, you know, just like, you know, top one percent. His girlfriend, of course, also just shrews. Oh, yeah, his girlfriend's 1%. Yeah, she's not. Hey. The top 1% of all microbiome. Let's talk pizza. We got to talk pizza, but before we do, I want to talk about, never mind, just go.

Let's talk pizza. That could have gone somewhere. Pizza Hut, particularly. particular. This is kind of fun news, especially if you're a 90s kid. Yeah. You know, like we are, Randy, not so much. Whoa.

Are you 90s kid? I mean, like I was a kid in the 90s. I'm a 90s baby. You guys were 90s kids. We're 90s kids, for sure. There's a difference. I was seven when it was 1990s. Sorry, I just... Wait, hold.

Were you making these nuts jokes, though, when you were seven? I don't think they were around back then. Anyway, man buys 80 Pizza Hutts to bring back the iconic version of America Mists and people are losing their minds. Tim Sparks, president of Dayland Corporation, owns more than 80 Pizza Hut franchises across the country, and he's now turning many of them into the old-school pizza huts millions of Americans grew up with. While most restaurant chains keep replacing everything with self-checkout screens, gray walls, and sterile modern redesign. And Sparks is bringing back the version people actually remember. Culture.

Red plastic cups. You know the red plastic cup. Oh, yeah. With the free fill station. Pac-Man machines. Packed salad bars. Giant family boots. Tiffany-style lamps hanging over the tables.

Those stained glass lamps that were like... Oh, yeah. Pizza Hut. He's bringing these back, man. I'll play this video without audio so you can see what we're talking about. I know a guy who once owned two firehouse saloons. Firehouse salads or whatever. Firehouse sales.

Yeah. Saloons. Oh, I don't trust this guy straight up. The red and white, like checkered tablecloths, those are coming back. Is it going to be a buffet, though? Did Pizza Hut do buffet? I remember. I remember it.

I remember it being buffet. Some locations have a buffet. Some didn't, I think. But, yeah, I remember the one that we had. And then there was, like, one at Purdue that still did the buffet when I was in college. So I think it varies. I am not one to order Pizza Hut.

It's kind of, it's like maybe third down my list of like delivery place, like fast delivery places. However, this will get me in the door. Like I will absolutely go to one of these. Assuming one is going to be in this area, only 80 of them, so maybe not. I don't know where they're going to be exactly. But this would get me in the door.

I would go. Yeah. And I would love it. I would say no one out pizzas the hut, but he is literally out pizza in the hut, but he is Pizza Hut, you know? He's out-pice-dying. He's wearing a black turtleneck

or a black mock with a nice sport coat over it. Yeah, just look at that thing. Do you think he's Steve Jobs. Yeah, I'm a little bit, my radar is kind of going off a little bit. I'm not really sure what to make of this guy. He looks like someone, and I can't figure out who.

This is good though. He kind of skinny Dana White. Yeah, he does. Maybe that vibe. Yeah, okay. KJ and another group text pointed out that they should do this with the old Wendy's. Do you remember the old Wendy's had like a sunroom? Yeah. Yeah. That was a big thing. Oh, yeah, that's right. I would love to see Taco Bell go back to their colors. That was a lot fun. Like very just, you know, green, purple. Always a fun time.

Have you guys seen the the Waterburger on Bee Cave? It's fairly new. I have not. And it is in, what do they call it? It's like an... Oh, the one that has no employees? Yeah. Or like no... You can't go inside.

You don't go inside. It's like a... What do they call it? An efficient? I don't know. Anyway. Taking our jobs? It's just a kitchen.

So you order, there's a water burger, like a brick and mortar water burger in Westlake here in Austin. And you can't go inside. You order online and then the people inside, they make your order and they set it inside like a little lockbox cubby that you can access from the outside, and that's how you get your food. And I fucking hate it. I hate the concept. I don't want to get my food from a lockbox.

I absolutely hate it. This is the antithesis of what Waterberger's doing with that, and I love it. Yeah, but it should be noted to that Waterburger. You can still get the same slightly above average burger at that water burger. I'm glad you said that. It's fine.

It's good. It's just fine. It's a good place. You don't have, it's not like, you know, it's not a rite of passage. People in Texas love their water burgers, and that's fine, but the burger is substandard. Their chicken, however, is good.

I'll get a chicken sandwich there, and they have good breakfast, too. But their burgers are just, eh. I'm not turning it down, but it's, yeah, you don't have to. There's the Wendy's Sun. Yeah, look at that, dude. That's dope. You know why they have that?

So God could watch you eat his favorite fast food. Do you think that's funny? That's an old Texas Stadium. Isom. I mean, yeah, like, Look at that. That just comparison of the McDonald's what it used to be and what it is now. It's just so sad.

They were colorful and inviting, and now they're just, you. We were, uh, when we ordered pizza back and, like, growing up, we were probably, we were pretty big into Papa John's. Let's say it. Papa was in the house. Papa was never in my house. Better ingredients, better pizza, Papa John's. Papa John stinks, man. It really is good.

No, it's not. It's not good. I don't understand that. It's just not good. Like, what were you ordering? We were a Gatty's household. Oh, God. You had every opportunity to just name something other than Gatties.

I've had Gatty once, and it was very disappointing. Okay, Gatties has changed over the years. When I was a kid, Gatties, their Italian sausage pizza was really, really good. They also had the apple, cinnamon dessert pizza, which was fantastic. And at the buffet, I was going to town on that shit. But for me, I went Gattie, Getties is not my number one anymore. But when I was a kid, it was Gaddies, then Domino's, then Pizza Hut, and then Papa Johns.

I don't know if Papa John's even around when I was a kid. Maybe it wasn't. But I never liked Papa Jones. Papa Johns was the go-to pizza party order from, like, our school district. So, like, that's when we had Papa John's the most. And I love the pepper cheonies. I was always one, had the little pepper. We had the old little Caesars, too.

Like, back, like, the 90s little Caesars were, you know, pizza pizza. Pizza, pizza. Yeah. I don't know if it was, like, still really cheap back then. wouldn't shock me, but I liked it a lot. $5 hot and ready? I don't know if were they doing hot and ready back in the 90s? I don't know.

We didn't really get a Little Caesars until like maybe high school around me. Yeah. Little Caesars was fine in a pinch. My son, like the problem with kids these days, the problem, one of the problems. They'll have pizza at one kid's birthday party and then they'll be like, oh, it's my favorite pizza. I want that. Nope, can't get it from anywhere else. Got to have pizza because I had it at Johnny's beat.

Dude, there's so much better. There's better places out there. Nope. Want Pizza Hut. I mean, nothing. Okay. Nothing hit harder than just like a kid's birthday party, like at the bowling alley or the arcade, and then there was pizza, and then there was cake and ice cream afterwards.

That's all you needed as a kid. God, you just know it smelled crazy in there. Everything just on a paper plate. Ice cream on a paper plate. Hell yeah. Man. Well, this is positive. I would like to see more people.

I mean, 90s in general, people just have so much nostalgia for. And like the kids are, you know, hacky sack is coming back. I think there's a big Gen Alpha, young Gen Z move to like embracing the early 2000s and 90s that I wouldn't be shocked if maybe someone goes like, you know what? Maybe we should go back to some of that stuff. people are not liking the way that we've been taking directions of some of these businesses. Straight up, when I think of a Red Cup, I don't think of Pizza Hut. I think of C-C's. Because we would ride our bikes to C-Cs.

Once a weekend, maybe twice. They had the $1.99 buffet back then. We would go so hard. We were playing Mortal Kombat, too. In the arcade, there was a little arcade room. It was like probably three or four games, cruising USA, Mortal Kombat, a couple other ones. We were doing the bit unscrewing the red crush pepper or the Parmesan and your boy goes to do it. Boom. Whole thing falls on his pizza. Nice job,

dumbass. Now you got to throw that away and go back up to the buffet. Got to walk all the way back up there. Congratulations. Dip shit. Do we love the red cup? Yeah. Red cup was it felt standard across like the industry. Yeah, probably. Because you had the clear one that was for water. Or was it? So they knew if you were stealing. Just get some Sprite house. That's why you get Sprite. Yeah. Obey your thirst is what we were doing. Oh, the Red Cups were great, man. Yeah.

Yeah. I think the two places that we went to that were like Mountain Pop, like Arrelios pizza, which is a big chain around Chicago had the Red Cups and then Stateline pizza was another one. That's the one we always went to after like soccer games and stuff at the end of the season. Of course, the C-Ces

is where Marcus Lopez ate 38 slices of pizza after our game. And it was just incredible. Dude, the incredible act. The Mr. Gatty is my neighborhood. It was a buffet, but they also had arcade games, and they had a big screen set up, the projected projection screen.

They played cartoons in there. Hell yeah. It was just the ultimate family dining experience. It was awesome. I miss it. It is now a vet clinic on Far West Boulevard, Northwest Hills. Shout to all the vets out there,

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Really? You didn't have to go into the store? I didn't have to go in the store. I tried them on virtually. That's how I chose these. These are the Bremers. The wide version of the brimmers. They come in medium and wide, and these are blue light blockers as well as transition lenses.

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Yeah, talking about, you know, chain restaurants. This is a big chain restaurant episode. I haven't been doing it, Danny. What? Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for it. What the fuck is up, Danny? Yeah, that's right. Live Without is getting back together, Randall.

You're going to come to dinner. Dude. Live Without? This guy doesn't know Live Without. You don't even know, dude. Look at this, dude. You know what? If you don't know the what the F is up, Denny's moment, then you just don't know ball.

I know it because I know you and you've played it before. So I'm familiar with this should have been, this should have been on the, our impromptu internet video draft. You can tear it down a little bit. But Denny's, they realize like, hey, this is probably like the most viewed Denny's thing ever on the internet. So we should probably just lean into it. We have entire marketing teams that never came close to what these... No, absolutely not. No, I don't think the word...

I don't think we've ever even discussed Denny's on this show. Is this a notable band or is it just like Denny's band? No, it's not at all, actually. Never heard of them. Got it. They just happened to do a show at Denny's, and someone had the wherewithal to record it and say, hey, it's kind of funny that he says, what the F is up, Denny's. It's just a bunch of people.

Have you never seen the video, Dylan? I just said I've seen the video. Oh, okay, sorry. Yeah. But like, yeah, it's just people moshing. And then Blink did a show to Denny's. Really? Yeah, I don't even know about that.

Didn't Rage do a show like way back when they were before they were famous at some, not a Denny's, but something similar? Ooh, I don't know. It could have been that record store. I don't know. Maybe. Yeah. Wouldn't shock me.

That was back in like the early 90s. I can tell you this. They didn't say what the F is up, Denny's. Denny's isn't, I have to say, on my list of breakfast places, I hope Denny's isn't watching. Denny's is fine. It goes, Waffle House, I hop, Denny's for me. Not counting like local spots. That's probably the list.

Those are my three. You probably get the Rudy-Tootie fresh and fruity. Yeah, I was that dad or, you know, your boy pulls out and gets that grand slam. Oh, that's right. You're a grand slam boy. When did this happen? I've never seen this. This looked fairly recent.

You can tell because Mark's got the. Two years ago was winning Mohawk. I have a rock feed on. Yeah, so this was like two years ago. Man, this has got, Dylan, what would it take to get you to a Denny's to see a Blank show? I mean, if it was Blink,

like, that might be, that might be a fun experience because, I mean, they're obviously a mega band. Yeah, this was,

this was to promote there a one more time tour, which you went to, right? Okay, it was a record store, Rage did, 1992.

Hell yeah. I don't know why you know that. I think you just got served me one time. Oh, this is kind of cool. I don't, I don't hate rage. I don't know if I would like...

You day rage. That's right. If Blink did a tiny dusk. Would I like that or not? Nah. Ah. Like some songs, like, I miss you and, like, Adam's song would probably go pretty hard. Like, first date and what's my edgy and I'm probably not.

And it's just a three-piece punk band. Yeah. I don't know how that would go. I mean, T-Pain did it and it was great. I mean, a lot of, you know, your turnstile did one. I'm surprised Blink hasn't, though, now that you mention it. Yeah, that... I think the what the F is up, Danny's guys.

I think that was in Houston. Somebody pointed that out in my group chat. Can you find the original? What the fuck's up, Danny's? Yeah. For the folks at home, I may not know. I'll post it on the story. There's probably like at least one or two people who have not seen that video.

It just makes me laugh every time. This is so angsty. And there's a 100% chance I went to a similar con. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. There we go. Okay. Let me. First of all, time out. The obvious question, why are they doing a show in Danny?

I have no clue. How have they set that up? I don't know, man. Like, somebody knew the, somebody knew the managers. Like, dude, we got to, we're trying to get some gigs under our belt. What's we do? Can we do a Denny's show? All right, just play it. Dude, they're moshing. That's a good song, Dylan. This song is terrible. He's just yelling. Oh, dude. Imagine moshing. Denny's. Imagine leaving with like a busted lip.

Dude, I rolled my ankle at the whatever show at Danny's. Of course, Al Colts Eve 6 pops out next because Brett, that's all Brett listens to on YouTube. I used to go to shows in a similar environment. It was at Eisenberg's skate park or skate park, excuse me, not the steak, house. Eisenberg's skate park in Plano. And they would do shows just like, kind of like in the,

middle of this lobby. My friend was played bass in this band. And it was just like this with like mosh pits and shit. And it was, it was really shitty audio. The bands weren't great. There'd always be like a stupid fight breaking out because somebody got too intense

in the mosh pit. What a dumb time. Yeah. I regret never going to Warp Tour. Surprise you didn't go. My friends went. But like I, I don't know. I just maybe I was scared. have no idea. Have you ever been in like a real mosh pit? No, I've just been in push pits. Okay.

I assume you haven't. That's a good assumption. A push pit is just a softer version of Yeah, it's like where you go in there and you're just like bumping each other and like pushing around like you're not doing haymakers. Oh yeah. Like my friends have been in somewhere they're like just straight up just throwing their fists around and like throwing kicks and see I was never I've never seen one where like live where like people are doing like throwing kicks and like random punches in the air. Like, no one was doing that. It was more just like run up and like bump into each other and that kind of stuff.

Yeah, that's more like the heavier stuff. Like the hardcore screamo type stuff is, you know, I'm sure that maybe Cannibal Corpse has some, some pits like that. Because like honestly, like, if somebody like kicks me in the head, I'm not going to just be like, that's one of the casualties of being hit. I guess I'll move on about my day. I guess I'll just charge it to the game. No, I'm targeting that person.

Yeah, that person's like, all. We're fighting. All right. You could have avoided kicking me in the head if you wanted to. I can't remember someone de-ended it to me if he was post on the subreddit, but apparently there was a deleted scene from Ace Ventura where he goes up there and he's singing with Cannibal Corpse. Cannibal Corpse?

Yeah, I think this. Maybe some deem it to me. Boy, Dylan didn't hate that movie enough. Yeah. Show him the deleted scene. No, he was like, apparently Jim Carrey was like a fan. So he was up there on stage as Ace Ventura at a cannibal course cut. concert. I've seen that scene. It's good stuff. Well, shout to them. What was the name of the band?

Something tonight. You know, the sad thing is, they only got like two of the original members. Like, not the same, dude. Which is not the same, man. Poncho. Pancho outdoors. Time for a spring refresh. Heck, summer's coming up quick, too. Put away the winter gear. I did that recently. I did the old closet transfer. Take all the winter gear out. Bring all my dope poncho, spring stuff in the new closet. It's made to keep you comfortable in places that just aren't. It could be fishing all day in the sun, working up a sweat on the job site, or out on the tee ball field.

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my mic yikes turn the camera off too please you just bred it out of the conversation no i went to the ever popular, the packed, the highly attended pre-K graduation. I'm surprised he graduated, man. Well, I had to go back to school if I wanted to take over my dad's hotel company. Tough curriculum. Yeah. And you know what? At the end of the day, I didn't even take it over.

I went on to be a teacher. Wow. Nearby football rules. Congrats to the lad. Thank you. The big guy. Thank you. I'll pass that on to him.

Yeah, they did a slide show with some music. You don't try to make the parents tear up. Vitamin C? No, fuck that. No, they did a... Oh, you don't like vitamin C's graduation? I mean... As we go on.

What's the Green Day one that played... Time of Your Life? That one played... Good riddins. For us. We didn't do that one. They did a slide show. They did the Jack White song.

It was really cute. The choir did the Friends theme song to open it up. Oh, really? The kids performed a couple songs, too. The World is a Rainbow. The World is a vampire. And Billy Corgan, Smashy and Crumkin's telling him.

You know that, you know that song. Of course. What did he mean by that? I don't know. The world is a vampire. Too, too, too, too. That's a good song. Good band.

They had some bangers. Then afterward, we took the program. into the rooms and they called each kid up there and gave them a certificate. It was nice. It was a nice touch. And then I was when I, do we do, I don't think I did a pre-K graduation. I was a kid. It wasn't like a thing.

They're just like, yeah, you're done with pre-K. Go mow the lawn. Get a job. My niece also, if you want to congratulate her, graduated from pre-K. And they did a whole photo shoot with a gown, cap and gown. There was no cap and gown. Pretty funny. Hey, shut up.

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I bet the hose were just all over his shit, man. You bet the hose were all over my son's shit. Yeah, with that rollback on? I didn't notice that. Okay. I didn't notice any. It wouldn't surprise. There was no hose there.

Okay. I didn't see no hose, Kenny. Sorry. Just like our property management, no hose for Dave to water that St. August. That's interesting and good pull. Good callback. It was great, man.

Taking picks and stuff. Parks has a graduation on the 28th. Fifth grade graduation. He'll be a middle schooler next year. So this is a, you know, big deal. Is that a new school? Yeah. What, six and seventh or sixth seventh and eight?

Six, seven, eight. Yeah. Yeah, it's weird how yours was broken up. I think Dylan and I had very similar. K through four, fifth. and six were intermediate seventh and eighth junior ninth grade school by itself and then 10 through 12 that's weird yeah that's so many schools yeah mine was uh k through five then's six through eighth same you know freshman through senior and ironically the uh ninth grade school was in dallas

let me know um so yeah well man that's crazy class of 2039 they had that up there that's the first time i'd ever seen that or thought about that? I was like, Jesus. I think Parks is 33. Yeah. Ah, 33. Tom Marks is on, dude. A class of 6-7. I'm hoping by that by that point that that's no longer a thing. It's going to be a thing, dude. It's got to be a thing, dude. Nothing you can do about it. Of course, Parks said, no one's saying 6-7 and the big 26. The big 26, he said. I think they are. Is this going to be the first June 7th since the 6th7 craze?

Oh wow that's a good point Is that going to be big on the talk Maybe God I hope not I haven't heard it in a while Except for Except for when Will told us about that Italian child That was show up Six seven six six seven

Probably eating pizza Probably not because they're not Italian food You're right nobody eats pizza in Italy It's crazy Yeah it's funny because I wonder like Are they gonna do this for every grade now No. No.

There won't be a kindergarten grad? I think your next one is fifth grade. Are you sure? Yeah. Okay. I feel like they overdo it. Because it's a new school. He'll be at a new school next year.

Rhodes? Yeah. He won't. Oh, he does pre-K at the same school. Yeah. He's just going to a different classroom. Okay. That's all it is.

Never mind. Yeah. So, yeah, it's like, we're going to do this. And I will say this. I was fine with it, but it did go on longer next. I thought 30 minutes tops. Dude, you should see the schedule for Parks of Graduation. It was an hour.

It's all day long. I'm not kidding. It is all freaking day. What day is it? Thursday, the 20th room. I told you I won't be here because of it. You got to do the whole day? Yes.

What are you doing? I'll put the itinerary right now. Give me a sec. Okay, here we go. 9 a.m. Ceremony and cafeteria. you, 10 a.m., schoolwide clapout. Don't know what that is.

Also reception in the courtyard at 10 a.m. 10.45, student dance in the gym. What? What? Student lunch provided one to 250, outdoor water activities. So what are you doing during all this? I think I just go for the ceremony and maybe the schoolwide clapout and reception in the courtyard.

So maybe I'm there. Maybe I will be here. Not your first clapout. There's a student dance in the gym. Parks is nervous for it. So it's just like the last day at school. Do you bring a date? You don't, it's too young to ask

to go to dance. No, but he's like, he's like, what if someone asked me to dance? I'm like, go dance with him, dude. Dude, show him how to dagger. That might be, he might not make it to sixth grade if he started daggering.

You know what, I might be here for the episode, depending on what time this all concludes. That's cool that they get all day. All freaking day. Okay, I thought you were just going to have to stand up there and be like, all right, well, still here, two o'clock and, oh, water activity is cool.

That looks like fun. I'm just going to stand out here in the heat. I guess I'll just miss work today so my son can graduate for seven hours straight. Gonna have to take the day off. My kids just graduating the flock out of fifth grade. It's like a serious grad. Jake Beckman does point out in the chat that Billy Madison had a graduation party for every grade. So, you know, possible.

Yeah. What a glorious day. Billy passed third grade. Remember that? The water activity is going to be like that. Jetsky? Where Norm was just like hosing a kid. Yeah.

Mr. Stop. I'll go put some beer in a bucket. It's a school-wide clapout, Dave. You're going to have to help me out there. I don't know what it is. Is that I just get together and just go? I don't know. I'm going to find out.

Fun fact, during the slideshow, they had, like, you know, at one point, like, Justin Timberlake, what's the song? I got that feeling. The troll song. See my bounce. Oh, yeah, yeah. The kids just will just start clapping to it. Like, just all start clapping. And, like, Pharrell came on.

happy they're clapping I was like oh that's cool hey that's what the clapout is I'm gonna find out it's a clapout I'll report back hey I heard all of your your light devices in your home are attached to the clapper

because you don't want to get up you can't get up to do the light switch so you have to go because you're old because you're an old bag of ball I don't have a clapper round of applause trying to make that ass clap

do they do they do they do that song They're not doing that. I don't think so, man. They used to play that in our workout room. Honestly, the fact that you asked that is like unbecoming. They used to play that in our workout room in high school. Is that black eyed peas? Who is that?

Is that a walk a flock? Or is that a, no, that's a, fuck I know. It's like an alt band that like sold out big time. They just do like, what's the name of that? It's not going to matter. It's not going to matter. At the end of the day, they're not playing it. Yeah, it's Wakaflaka.

featuring Drake. Oh, that song. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I was thinking, I can make your hands clap. Oh. Why did it turn into an alien? I can make your... Yeah, it's not a good song.

Anyway. Dylan did not like the Drake album. Fun fact. I was surprised. Fitz in the tantrums. Really? Well, you used to be a big Drake guy. Drake?

His old stuff I still love. I still listen to it. There's new stuff. It's... it's monotone and soft and I just, it's trash, dude. A little too sensitive. He's a lover boy. Three albums.

Three album. Seems like a lot. We do six pods a week. It's a lot, dude. It's probably comparable. Yeah, I didn't really listen to it. Fun fact. I asked Sauce if I needed to listen to it.

He said, you got to listen to Iceman. He said that was the one. And that's the one you listened to, right? Yeah. Yeah. Didn't like it. Didn't like it. Iceman.

Hope the camera was on you. for that you're too dangerous to rest in peace valkeleman i know man need to go back and watch heat never seen it god you're not gonna like it you're gonna say it's too long or something did you know here's a fun fact about the movie that you may or may not know in the the big shootout scene valcommer uh i know what you're gonna say the clip thing you're gonna say that they show it in like army training he swapped clips so efficiently that they like use it as a training like i've seen that always wonder like if that's true but I'm like it does look tight it looked tight it looks pretty sick he does very very seamlessly uh pop that clip and load a new one is that what is that the terminology

just change clips yeah yeah yeah hell yeah i like long movies watch lord the rings great point honestly what's been the uh the odyssey i'm excited for it it's been kidding kind of ridiculed for the trailer on online and then people have just been like showing images of Troy. That's a long movie. I kind of want to go back and watch Troy. That was fucking sick movie. Can I stream that on online?

Troy? Yeah. Online? Like, where could I watch that? Did I say online? You watched it on online. You said on online. It just made me,

made me stop dead in my tracks. My brain stopped working for a split second. Troy was sick. Are people, aren't people mad as Travis Scott's in it or some shit? I think people are mad because, Like, some of the CGI looks weird. People aren't happy with Elliot Page, possibly being Achilles.

Keyes. Why? For reasons. Oh, wait, is that, what am I thinking about Travis Scott? He was in something else. People were mad about. Was it Dune? People be mad online, you know.

Is it the Manosphere? Yeah, I don't know. You're part of the Manosphere. Yeah. You kind of are. I don't know what that is. That's how you know he's part of it. Yeah.

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anybody say it out loud. I think it's sporadic. Spiranic. Anyway, she gives a shout out to a familiar name. What's the name? I don't know. Total frat move. What is that? I'm new here. I found you guys through Al Jazeera. You were very familiar with Total Frat move. No, I don't. I'm just, I'm the straw man here. The properties of Grandex, company that used to work for, was a fret-centric, fret-centric comedy blog. Oh, okay. Cool. Fraternities, like American Greek life? Yes, exactly. Very cool. All right. Who's your account, wrote an article about me. And from overnight, I went from having 500 followers to 100,000 followers. And in my entire life got flipped upside down. And at that time, I was in a position where I needed to make money for my So total frat move, right? That is the site.

That is correct, yes. I just played the Colorado match play and I won it. And I was having ice cream with my mom, which was a tradition that after every single round of golf, good or bad, we would go and get frozen yogurt or ice cream. And my phone was blowing up and I had, I was shocked. I was like, how does everyone know that I just won this tournament? And I flipped it over and everyone was like, you're being featured right now in total frat move. It was like a pretty big deal as, you know, I think I was 20, 22 at the time.

Yeah. And your life literally changed instantly. Instantly, yes. Someone found my... Pause it. Those aren't good questions. So we launched... I don't think that was a good...

Like, follow up. We launched Paige's career. She would have been discovered probably on her own without us helping her. I like the origin story there. Because I... Okay, there was... Was it Bouch? who, no, I wasn't, I know Dan, okay, so Dan wrote the write-up.

I swear there's Lord that Will told Dan to do the ride-up. He's like, dude, check this. Here's what I have. And then I swear Bush had like a claim to it as well. I don't know, I don't know Bush's connection, but Dan was doing Babe of the Day. Like he would just feature like a hot, hot chick with like. Was it just that? With the photo gallery.

Oh, okay. And Will, Will said, uh-uh, this, she's, this one special. you need to promote her from Babe of the Day and do a whole featured article on it. That's how it happened. And it was very popular because she's, you know, attractive. Dan had a beautiful golf swing.

The golf channel. Dan has just a substantial background in golf. So it made sense. Yeah. It was the golf swing. The golf swing combo too helped. He knows golf. He knows babes.

Yeah. Two things about Dan, you need to know. Shout out to Page. Okay. Maybe she owes us, I don't know, like a guest appearance on our show or something. Maybe. She could frame Moggy. You sit right there.

Mm-hmm. I don't think she goes. We should get the drop, the sound drop, the total frat move, whatever he says. Total frat move? Play that again. Play that whole thing. Play that part of him again. What's that guy?

What you mean? Oh, the guy saying it? Okay. Yeah, that's what I'm, yeah. He's a somebody. I can't remember. That's, uh, that's not Dan. Dan, something or other. I don't know. I was very critical. We won't be getting him if he watches this segment because I was very critical of his follow-up.

What's the outlet that did this? Uh, big swing media. Okay. Is this just an aggregator? This isn't hers, is it? And my entire life got flipped upside down. And at that time, I was in a position where I needed to make money for myself. So total frat move, right? Right? He's just in disbelief. Like, what? What the hell is this? It's T.F.m. The big swing with Jimmy Roberts. That's Jimmy Roberts? I would not have guessed how's his name.

The chat probably knows. Always lean on the chat when you need a question to answer. That's something I've learned. That's Jimmy Roberts. Okay. Jimmy Roberts. My boy, J. Robb. He's welcome here anytime. He can sit right here. He was an NBC sportscaster. That's it. That's it. Who was I thinking? Doesn't matter. Total frat move, right? Right. Shout out to Paige.

Mm-hmm. Really? Huh. Shout out to David Farity. What's next for him? Good question. We will be back tomorrow, and then listener voicemails will drop on Patreon Friday. We'll see you then.

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