Circling Back - Ripping Sack With The Boys | Circling Back 5-19-26

Episode Date: May 19, 2026

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Welcome back to the podcast. The circling back podcast is Tuesday morning. My name is David. Producing the show today, Randall Trumbacky. Hi, Dave. Hi. I have a special ask for maybe a specific backer out there. PSA for myself.

If you are a Honolulu backer, reach out to me. And you want to do me a favor? just hit me on the DMs Did you leave a toothbrush behind or something? Just at Randy Trebaki I know there's a couple of you I unfortunately couldn't meet up with anyone for a drink but just you want to do me a favor

just issue me a DM Did you leave the bike from Bruno in Hawaii? Dave you weren't supposed to say that Hawaii I'm just very curious You know a great way to start the show You said you had a special ask for a special backer

A PSA I don't think we have we have a couple in Honolulu but you know okay wants to help me out that's a special special ask okay I don't want to tell everyone what I'm going to ask them David it's for just for those people this is yeah what do you love to what's going on yeah I don't know I don't know if I like what's happening here this seems like some some self-dealing here are you self-dealing I'm just asking for a favor from our beautiful fans oh I know what it is no you don't You have no clue what it is. I bet I can ballpark it.

He bets you can ballpark. Does Meg have a... You would just hit everything in the ballpark. No home runs for this guy. Does Meg have a birthday coming out? No. I mean, she does eventually. Yeah.

Oh, eventually she's... Hold on a lot. Once a year. Well, eventually she does. Going on this thread. Keep going. I'm just... Maybe there's something that from Honolulu that Meg loves that you have to buy locally or something.

Oh, yeah. And Ranny's trying to set up a gift. That's something the rain, that's some shit rainy. Or a grift. Well, I know who I would contact for that. Jake from St. Louis. Correct. Yeah.

Am I, my warm? I guess warm-ish. Okay. In a way, yeah. Man. Speaking of warmish. I'm on my shit today. Notice you have an extra large sweatshirt on there, Dylan.

It's just so cold in this office at all times. And I can't get warm no matter what. So I just decided to, this was from the giveaway pile. It's a double X-L. and I decided to wear it and I'm quite comfortable so thank you for noticing Hey, why

it's not it's not cold I get cold man what do you want from me you need a little space heater under your desk you need a little lola blanket on your lap It's like you want a little load on your lap It's like 90 outside today I don't need a space heater It's the most humid it's been ever

Dude I was going to take Stella on a walk this morning I just I cancel it because of the humidity It's terrible Feels like the sky's about the bus on us. You got the bus on us. About the bus down on us. What, Randy? One of your 10,000 wires disconnect?

My microphone is only coming in one channel right now. Hey, what? The left channel, not the right channel. The left channel. Hey, listen. Oh, man. Take the ox from that man. One of the most, like, insignificant inconveniences of my life,

something I hate dearly is when you have to carry a lot of stuff in from the car you know what I mean bro I do it all in one like one trip you got you got your keys you got your water bottle maybe you got your laptop maybe you got some stuff from the office you want to bring home I hate I guess one of my least favorite things I don't know it's it's it's a thing that's always bug me I found a I found a car caddy that I think I'm going to scoop I didn't know such a thing existed I didn't look at up. Pull it up, Randy. It looks like that. Dude, what the fuck is wrong? Just get a backpack.

That's, that's like, it's a lot, though. You got to unzip, you got to throw it and then you got to pull out. This is like, this is so convenient. You don't need that. I'm telling you, man, I hate having to carry a lot of shit in. What all are you carrying in? Sometimes I'm walking in like this dropping shit. Okay, well, what? I got some, sometimes it's stuff for parks. Okay. Sometimes I bring a lunchbox. Just do two trips. see i don't want to that's the whole thing dude i don't want to do two i want to do one with my caddy

what's your what's your deal that send that to randy i want people to realize how bad this stinks you can't do that dude i think i'm gonna have to no that's so that's such a uniquely american thing to have a car caddy you wouldn't use this no i mean it looks like it's it's a total boner move but I wouldn't let y'all see it.

Find the picture that has stuff in it. It's so much worse. Look at that. Look how convenient that that looks. What? Does it not bother you? You got a lot of shit to carry in? Dude, I am very resourceful.

I utilize every pouch on the backpack. So water bottle slides right in. If I got two backpacks, a gym bag and my work bag, doubled up over one. Oh, you do a laptop in your backpack too, don't you? Yeah. So yeah. Okay.

I don't know, man. This is just like you'd use great. grab it. You don't have to like unzip. I know. It's just fun. For some reason, it's funny. It's $100. That's the first one I found. I'll find a better one. Get you a custom one. I'll find a cheap O one. I'll hop on, uh, get just get a tote bag, a cheap tote bag. It's, that's not what I want though. I want something you can just toss in real quick and then carry it all together like that. And then you just grab whatever you need out. A tote bag is a little bit more difficult. I'm like on the cusp of saying this is so old man, but I don't know.

if it is. I don't know what it is. I don't know. It's borderline guy who buys... It's not. I'm so excited to get my car caddy. I wanted to say it was borderline guy who buys a lot of stuff from a sharper image, but it's not. Because it's just a car caddy. I can't wait for this.

Randy, is this some shit you have? I have one that's just kind of in my trunk that stays in there. Oh, here's one of that. But like, not one that goes in and out. This one holds has a water bottle, a little holster thing. That's perfect. How do they not all have that? Most people have a water bottle these days.

Would you shut up and just let me live out my dreams? There is one that I've seen that you suck, dude. That's like a kind of portable shopping cart situation that like it just crates and it makes a very easy to go in and out. Oh yeah. Yeah. Those are popular for like apartment buildings with a lot of floors. People do that a lot. Dave hates efficiency as what this really comes down to it.

I'm just trying to make my life a little bit more convenient, David. No, I have nothing against it. It seems like you do, yeah. What you guys are doing here? It's really cool. I'm so sick of you, you know, what you know switched out is that I joined your side, Dylan. Now, Dave, I thought I was totally going to be on his side. You have a birthday coming up, Dave, a couple months away.

Well, get one from Hado Lulu for you. I might get you one. I'm good. No, please do. He's really cool. Yeah, you should definitely get me one. Give me one with DCR on it. You got it, dude.

Give me a $100. Whatever you want, man. Highton car caddy. I found one I like. It can be yours. It's great for people who don't want to just. put stuff in the backpack they already have in their vehicle. I know that there are people out there.

They're just like fist pumping. It's like I'm, I'm scratching an inch that they've had for a while. They're like, yes. The pledge makes more sense than this. No, it doesn't. Dude, you're high. The pledge, do you tell me the pledge does not make more sense than this? You're talking about the pledge or something that doesn't actually exist, makes more sense

than this very useful thing. We've been sent multiple pledges. We haven't. We have a little We have a little 3D. You can buy the fridge. I think there's a big one, we have a tiny prototype.

I would hate to be your pizza. Your pizza is just all against the side. What do you even do with your Zaw? Your Zah's not fitting in that, I'll tell you right now. That's true. I'm not careful. I know what pizza hates to see you coming.

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Car caddy, grown-ass man with a car caddy. Jesus. All right, dog. Hey, the Bachelor of Bachelorette Party Week emails have been rolling in. I've gotten sick so far since yesterday, and that's great. Dave at washedmedia.com. What's that? Well, it's part of theme week on the last Tuesday of every.

month, we do a theme show on our Patreon. It's kind of a hold on. He's heating up. Don't make a thing of it. He's heating up. Don't make a thing of me. Oh, he's taking the shirt up, popping top. I seen a peel layer.

He's doing the Bernie. Oh, look at that. We're getting a little, what is that? Yeah. Wow. Oh, he's standing up. He said, don't make a thing of it. How can I just cross shot for the people?

I just switched to the crotch shot. Expert level, taking it over the hat without taking the hat off. As a true balder, I understand. I totally understand that maneuver. Okay. Luke's 21. David washedmedia. No, we've moved on from that.

Sorry. Dave atwashmedia.com. Do you know what I was talking about? Yeah. What? Bachelor party. Yeah, the theme week. Theme week.

So check it out. Today on Patreon, we got Will joining for circling back on touching base. Randy, what do you have in store for us today? Look, I have a couple of things I have written down here as far as what I'm going to cut. I haven't fully cut them yet, but I know where to get them. I'm just going to say the only tease I'm going to give, we're going to at least have a Micah segment. There's going to be some something funny with Micah, whether that be what I'm thinking. You know, we'll see.

But yes. Okay. So enjoy some classic Micah. Even more reason to tune in. All right. Fantastic. Got a lot of Micah over the weekend. Michael always retweets when we tweet about the show.

He always hits us for the RT. It's very nice of him. He's a real one, man. It's hard money, Micah. Hard money, Micah. I told him at Maddo Ranchos. Mattle Ranchos. Mattle Ranchos.

Mattle Ranchos. He just show up in the studio again. Like that one time you did a random poppin? Surprise poppin. Correct. He's always welcome here. I told him. And he's like, yeah, you know, me see what I can do.

Wouldn't be shocked if it was today. Could be tomorrow. Really? The next day. But we'll get him. Yes, we will. What's up? What's up about this cocktail?

Check out this cocktail. This comes courtesy of the Lutz Group Text featuring an array of Abilene people. Wait. Did anyone save Dave's voice memo? Oh, you weren't in there. I didn't say it. Oh, no, I didn't. It didn't save automatically for me, does it?

No. So Dave did his best Sam Taylor. Oh, I didn't. Trying the circle back cocktail. It was not Sam Taylor. Oh, yes, it was. It was just a influencer. And it was a Sam Taylor.

It was spot on. It was too good. Anyway, go ahead. And this here, it's a visual show. By the way, you should go, you should go watch this. If you're watching live, that means you're already on YouTube. Okay. Subscribe to our YouTube, but also watch this later on on YouTube premium.

Or, excuse me, Spotify premium. Or just Spotify. Just watch us on Spotify, is what I'm saying. Okay. Cool. Stumbled through it. Here we are. It says, House Cocktails.

It's from a cocktail menu, Dylan. And this drink is called, I don't see real well. You got the glasses. What's that say? It's called the Circle Back. Mm-hmm. And it has Tito's vodka, Aparol, Lillet Blanc, Strawberry Simple, and Lemon Juice. And it's $16.

Well, I normally don't drink on weeknights, but I did see the specialty cocktail menu, and it had some very special ones. And this one was called the Circle Back, which I was very curious about because that is corporate jargon. And even though I don't work a corporate job, I did like the fact that it had Tito's vodka, April, Lillet Blanc, strawberry simple, lemon juice. And it was only $16, which isn't the best deal, but it's also not the worst because, as you know, Austin is a very expensive city to live in and I drank it. And then I almost ordered a second one, but I realized I had to be up early for a workout class the next day. You miss pronounced vodka, by the way.

It's actually vodka. Vodka. Oh, that's the one. It's got Tito's vodka, April. That's expensive. Lilit Blank, strawberry, simple, and lemon juice.

And it was actually surprisingly a pretty guy. I usually don't spend that much money on cocktails, but I decided to try it. Pretend I'm a huge, pretend I'm a huge dumbass. Okay.

What's Lilit Blanc? I do not know what that is. Look it up, Randy. What's Lilip or Lil'et Blanc? Let me look at all. Let me look at all. Let's see. It's an apertief.

Thank you for looking that up. It's an appertief. Okay. It's a French appertief. Wine made from a blend of Bordeaux white grapes. Okay. Primarily Simeon and Sauvignon Blanc. And macerated citrus liqueurs.

I was going to say. Yeah. You got to keep them macerated. 17% ABV. It features a refreshing semi-sweet flavor profile with notes of honey, candied orange, and subtle floral or pine undertones. There's a lot going on. Pine undertone.

Yeah. Yeah, I do too. And actually it was pretty good. It's fucking, it's not, what are you doing over there? I think you know what I'm doing over here. You want this person to do the podcast. You started it. Mine was more tasteful.

He started it. Mine had pine undertones. You got to intensely mispronounce things, though. You didn't even. I called it April. Okay. No one even acknowledged that she did respond to someone's comment. Yeah, she did.

She didn't respond to yours. She responded, bro with an emoji. Because someone said, you influenced this to the, to the, Matt O'Rancho. Pick that you guys did. God. Why don't she respond to you? She clearly doesn't want to do the show.

I think that's, why? She's not ready for the big time yet. She's right. She's got a big follow. Yeah, what are you talking about? In the podcast world, we're a bigger deal in the podcasting world than she is. I don't know if that's true. It is.

She doesn't even do, she does like, she has like three podcasts. One of them, she talked about Madel Ranchos. One of your, your, your undertones right now. I don't like your undertones. You're giving pine. Actually, I don't have the podcast or she decided to sit in a studio and do it. She had a podcast.

She no longer has one. No, she had a podcast. It's still available to, on YouTube shorts, but on Instagram, it just doesn't exist anymore. Where is, which, where we saw all the clips. So, because I tried looking the other day. Mine don't fit, by the way. We need to sign her. Did yours fit?

Your YouTube shorts? Mm-hmm. They're really odd. They're a little short. Yeah. Yeah. I like the full-length ones. Yeah, I agree.

They're just, they're YouTube pants. They have liner, and I'm always worried someone's going to pants me. Yeah, you don't want people to see your penis. My ding-dong. You're always walking around like, oh, I hope nobody shows the world my cock today. That's what you're always. You always say that, Dylan. I don't know why.

That's your inner modelogue when you're wearing, like, workout clothes. You're like walking down Lamar. Like, hey, guys, I'm going to go get some coffee over at the place. I'll be right back. And like somebody's walking towards you like, please don't show up in my car, please. Oh, my God, doesn't slip out. I haven't been pantsed in probably 40 years. The worst is the liner, the liner like flips out covering your thighs and then the actual short goes down around your ankles.

So you have to like pull it up in like two, two pieces. That'd be such a tough scene. Yeah. Meanwhile, you're just, you're just throwing fruit salad at everybody. You catch a charge doing that if you're not careful. Indecent. Yeah. Yeah.

That's a salt. This is a song brother. Battery. This is a rainy code. They were calling you AAA back in the day. What was up with that? I don't know if I'm a fan of Apparel. I'm not sure.

Why'd they call you AAA? Have you had it? Is it bitter? A little bit. Yeah. It's bitter and sweet. I feel like I've tried it before. But I don't know.

I'll try it. It's a house cocktail. You know I'm trying it. Dude, you would love an apparel spritz, actually. Oh, I would love an apparel spritz. Yeah. You know me that well. They're delicious.

They're refreshing. told me he made a negroni last night by the way who's doing monday night negronies will the freeze god that guy's different sunday scary's monday the hacky said guy i had a beer last night are you kidding me i had an early i mowed the lawn at about 445

and uh it was very hot yes it was and then i edged the lawn okay and um went in ate dinner my wife made a nice salmon dish a new salmon dish i share this recipe this is a good one yeah we did it with all the feyxons and then i was like

road's like hey i want to go can i go see if uh so-and-so's home i'm like yeah and then the kid was was not able to come outside i was like you want to throw the ball in the front yard he's like yeah let's do it went got a negro modello and just drink it you're showing that knuckle curve that you're famous for no we're pretty much just i'm not throwing knuckle balls to my five-year-old yet it's a knuckle curve yeah he's like 12 feet away yeah i get it i'm just throwing a pop Meanwhile, I did warm the arm up. It's- You gotta stress that-

It's annoying that I can't go throw like the lightest little game of toss without my like feeling at my shoulder the next day. It's really like that should be one thing where like I can just go do it and it's not going to be a problem. You're not a young lad anymore. I know but stretch. But it's not like me and you are out there throwing top. It's like me and my son and I'm lobbing the baseball to it. I get it. That's tough.

It sucks. That's tough. Anyway, I don't know where this is from, but I'll drink it. I'll drink it. It's a house. It's a house cocktail. I don't think that's the name of the restaurant. You don't know shit.

You're going to go to house. He's right. You don't know. That's a bad name for a restaurant. House cocktails? It's fun. Just house? That's too silly.

$16, though. My 2026 goal is getting Sam Taylor in here. I mean, I don't, whatever it takes. That would be such electric content. Don't know it would be. No, I don't know it. I think it's got a thing. I think it would be so bad.

then it would be awesome. Coming from the guy that doesn't even want to re-hash the fucking West Weston-Dill interview on circling back on touching bass. That's true. I said that? Yeah, you said that you don't think it would be enjoyable for people to listen to. I have it ready to go. It's bad.

This would be bad for a completely different reason. Well, because we're a lie. And we're just like, ah, we can't really like. Dude, don't you think that would be like a fun cringe watch for everybody? No, Dylan, you're talking to me. This is where I thrive. I'm more worried, but you have to sit on the couch. You think it's more uncomfortable?

Yeah. What happens if you break the couch? What if she frame mocks you? That needs to happen. She just set the cameras up, so that does happen. She weighs 104 pounds. I would have to take a month off. I don't speculate on a lady's weight.

She's in good shape. I mean, she's dead. A ally point for Dave. Thank you. Jesus. Pervert alert. I don't think she'd be offended by me guessing she weighs 104 pounds.

You're gonna be gonna say, can I pick you up, see if you're 104 pounds? What are you doing over here? Yep, she's about that. She doesn't wanna come in here because you're gonna be like, where's my hose?

You should smile more. Gee. Anyway, this cocktails fucking. We can talk to her about cocktails and hotspots around Austin. Strawberry's simple. I'm more of a strawberry complex type of a guy. All right, we have three

speed stick here. Can you teach us how to apply deodorant. So I'm a native deodorant guy and I got a, they didn't have my normal scent and I got a new one. It's like something in spring rain. It is way too potent. It smells like I'm a native is the brand for Fulton and Rourke. Yeah. I want to come come smell. Yeah, I want to come smell those. Come on. Okay. It smells good. It's good, but I mean, I don't like the fact that I'm just sitting here smelling it. You got to really get in there like from a as a person talking to you. Like, I can't smell this.

I'm all. I can't smell this. I'm all right up in your shit, you know? Come on. Bear your nose in my armpit real quick. Go get your shit over there. All right. Come on. All right.

It's a visual show. Spotify, YouTube. Okay. Does that give spring rain? It's, it's kind of sweet. I love when that rains in the spring and it smells like that. It's got a nice sweet scent to it. Yeah.

Anyway. Because you're a sweetie pie, David. Oh, that's very nice of you. Scrum Dalyumptious over there. I'm just a strawberry. simple. You're so obsessed with Dave. I'm a strawberry sample. I'm obsessed. You're the one that keeps a jacking his style.

What style of Dave's am I jack? Your sunglasses, the pants that you order that we're saying with Dave's. Oh, we got, we had two pant options and I chose the one that Dave got. God, dude. Like, that's a swagger jacket. I just like Dave. You want to be Dave. You know the Chels things a bit. We have this, dude, she's

into you, not me. The clothing sponsors we get, we're all, we're all fishing from the same pond you're probably going to own one of those hats soon yeah i don't think so dude the worst thing that ever happened at nordstrom was them getting rid of their hat uh section because every time i go back i try to find a a fun hat to recreate that photo there's no way they sold more than two of those hats no one bought that hat no kind of swag though i'll tell you would also swag my tukovs boots well obviously they're handcrafted with over 200 meticulous step for broken in comfort right out of the box.

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yeah. Is this the quote you saw, I'm sure that you saw, about why he was betting on Indiana? Is that a real quote? You wanted to feel more connected to the team? He wanted to feel more connected to the team, And so he got his beak a little wet. Correct.

On his own team who won, I believe, three games that year. Do you like feeling connected with your partner? I do. So you're saying you don't bet on her? I emotionally bet on her. Yeah. Then you can see where he's coming from. I wouldn't know where to place a monetary wager.

Well, I'm a Kalshi partner, so you can bet through me, even though it's not betting, according to them. You got some Chels props on there? Like, what am I? I give Chels props every time I see her. Okay. That's good. That's good. Another ally point for Dave. Oh, that's too. That's awesome, man. Hang on. Oh, he's not doing data center, Dave. What type of Dave is this?

This is Dave woke up a little early today and needs a little something to get from the palm. A little nitro. I don't know the voice you're doing, but I hate it. Dude, I had, you know, sometimes I think like coffee doesn't work on me anymore because I've had so much of it over the years. But today, it is working. Let me tell you that. Oh, Dave, I completely understand. Let me tell you. Don't talk to me before I've had my morning coffee. Mark Schlereth was on, pardon my take, and he said he drinks 12 to 20 cups of coffee a day.

Dude, that's Dave Aranda. Dave Aranda. It's like, insane. This is Dave Arand. Dead-Ass Dave Aranda. It's a new character. I drink 40 cups of coffee a day. That's just so much.

He doesn't drink 40, but he drinks a lot. 12 to 20 cups of day. It doesn't do. There comes to a point where it stops working. Yeah. And usually for me, that's like, that's like, second cup i'm like am good or maybe he's had so much that his tolerance is just crazy he has to he can't feel anything after until how many cups are you doing i do i do two a day but they're

they're pretty hefty sized cups you're drinking one in bed it depends on what the day looks like not always so one hefty cup no two two two and these are about uh any about 12 to 14 ounces a cup Brady. You got it, dude? What? What are you doing over there? Trying to sneak a little text off. I mean, I'm doing nothing.

It's like a reference to notice you're just staring at it. I'm just saying that like. Who are you texting over there, Big Dog? I'm not texting anyone. But if you're on Instagram, maybe you should go at range from backy and maybe go go get on a little like. It's acceptable because it's a gram. Mm-hmm.

Should have known. He's watching the likes pile up. No, I was hidden post in that moment. The sores. The sores is trying to get that injuncti. He's trying to get that injuncti. A little relief from the court. So people are overreacting to this Texas Tech alum judge who's just ruling on the injunction, right?

And not the actual ruling of his eligibility. Yeah. Can you acknowledge what's happening right now? This is Gen Z baseball player who goes to the general. gym. Dave has cocky hat on. Dude, there's a guy he wears his hat just like that at the gym. I want to strangle him. Do you ever have a team man would wear his hat?

Yeah. Oh, man. There's a new character at the gym. I wish team man would show up in his office. Let me know if you've seen this guy at the gym. It's like 45-year-old really jacked guy who wears a perfect flat bill oversized on purpose and he wears it down low like this. And he's going to Texas.

State. And he tucks his ears in. Yeah. Oh, okay. It's like that. That is the, dude, that is the old Texas State. Like, before, like, that is like the... He's tatted. Tatted. Tadded. Probably bad tats. And he tries to mog when he walks through the gym. He lifts heavy. He has done cardio in 30 years.

That's so sick. He's on D-ball and Trent. He's on all of it. Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. Don't tuck your ears into your hat, man. Do you ever see him in the shower? I don't shower there I bet he's got some good anybody's got some tats that you can't even fathom

yeah he probably does yeah yeah like imagine you just mean mugs people in the gym it's like badass dude calm down that's bad ass that's how he gets that's his juice that's his pre-workout is like mental altercations with people like

I could totally fuck this guy he's feeling a little tired so he's just like all right this guy wouldn't stay in a fucking chance that girl over there I could close on her if I wanted to So fucking easy Soorsby though He's got a gambling problem And he's acknowledging it

Turkish, Turkish baseball? Dude, everything That's true So he's admitted He bet on the Nathan's hot dog eating contest How's that make you feel it was a glizzy? Ooh, do you think that he betted on the Winnie? What was it, the Weenie 500?

Are you going to be watching that? Oh, I'll keep it buck with you. I don't know what that is. Betted? Oh. The Weenie 500? What's the We're just watching yesterday? Sounds like that Bonnie Blue chick, right?

No, it's what it sounds like to me. The Oscar, my, the Weiner Mobile. Is it a race of some sort? I think it opens up the Indy 500. They're doing it for the second time. We watched the hype video trailer yesterday. Well and I did. What was that?

I somehow missed that one. You tuned this out. What was that game, Dylan? You used to try to play in the dorms. You said you were always trying to throw a hot dog down a hallway. What was that game? What is wrong with you? You said you played that game one time.

What is like, what is wrong? I don't know what you're still playing the game. Yeah. In my head. In my head. That's your thing. That's good. That song still goes mega hard, dude.

Rest in peace, lead singer of the Cranberries. Did she? She passed. That's too bad. Yeah, a number of years ago. Oh, wasn't recent. Oh, there we go. I don't know if we need it.

You don't want to watch the Oscar. Give us five seconds, maybe. The weenie 500. The weenie 500. I hate it already. Dude, this is going to be sick. I don't think history will be made. You're not going to go watch.

You're not going to watch the six Wiener Mobiles racing on the Ndie 500 track. Dude, what if they crash? Mustard just goes everywhere. Yeah, they're probably going to crash right into your mouth. All right. Crash into Diggins. How many Weanobobiles are there? I guess at least six.

Anyway. This was even the one that we watched too. It'd be sick if they like had us out for it to like cover it. No, it wouldn't. No, we will go to that. No, we won't. I will go. I know this fucking guy will go.

Dany-500 is a lot of fun, Dylan. Wait, is this in conjunction with? I think it's, yeah. I miss that. I'm pretty sure. I don't know if it's at that track. The only people should have just for this. No, they, I would.

Absolutely. No, hang on. He was betting on some crazy-ish. You was. Like, such as? Yeah. So the race is Sunday for, you know, the actual $90,500. This would be Friday.

So it would be opening up the weekend. I swear this entire episode, we've been doing like three segments at once, the entire episode. I know. Like, there are multiple, this is like two timelines converging. We're doing a lot. It's a lot of tangents. I'm trying to find what all he's bet. I was hoping someone else would come up with the answer before I had.

Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. Ah, Turkish basketball, Romanian soccer, obscure doubles tennis matches, and Nathan's hot dog getting contest, what Randy said. This is alleged. Some of it's, he's admitted to. Man, that's tough. That dude's got a problem.

That's a lot. I mean, maybe, because I would say Joey Chestnut, but there was one year that he wasn't part of it because he changed brands, right? and he kind of compete. Something like that. Yeah, he's getting shitty odds on that. Yeah,

it's true. What's obscure tennis doubles? I don't know. I don't know why the tennis doubles caught that like low-key stray. Or maybe it's like a certain type of tenants. They're playing obscure doubles. Like what?

They're using something else instead of a racket. Yeah, they're using paddles instead. They're using Randy's naked, their butt paddle. Exactly. It's a racket. It's obscure. It is obscure.

Dude, is the lowest of the low bedding. pickleball like if you've bet pickleball like do you need to be you need to be like immediately like on ibegain or something so you got any nutball some kind of nutball yeah betting nutball is probably the one we don't need to do that segment again is that a patreon segment i can't remember the clip's going to go out today anyway he needs injunction they kind of they're just trying to expedite they need to know they need to know like in the next they don't want this to draw to drag out because you get the supplemental draft coming up that he has to like apply for. So I don't I don't see

knowing all this how he how he comes back. But if he does no way, listen, if you are a Texas tech fan holding out hope, you got this, you know, tech judge involved now, don't don't get your hopes up. And that's not me being a hater. I'm saying like, don't do it because he's not going to play. Oh, he's hating y'all. It can't happen. It would start, it would start like other lawsuits of players who have been punished in the past for doing exactly what Sorsby did it's just it's not going to happen and I'm sorry to say that I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news yeah but what he's not going to play I'm fairly fairly confident my dad my dad denotes the hell fun my dad's also the he's actually the judge oh really yeah so he's so I can't I can't say anything you're going to

approve this injunction but he might no it's going to me more he's just going to reinstate him he can't he's not going to play I interned for Cody at Double Eagle. Yeah. Oh, really? I didn't want to go into oil and gas. I wanted to go into like renewables. Oh, good for you.

Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, so like, I think that like for sure he's going to get even stated. He's not. I'm telling you. He's a fucking dog. He's good. Yeah.

But that has nothing to do with his eligibility. Yeah. He's not going to play. I didn't realize you're a lawyer now. Did you see that Arch flew his receivers out to New Orleans? Oh, yeah? So you fly on a PJ? I don't know.

You see this picture when they're in the car with Cooper? I haven't flown commercial in seven years. Look how sick dad is. My dad, my dad sold his tech company. It's oil and gas software. Really? Yeah, he sold it. I got up really early.

I need like extra Bingham. Okay. That's what me and my Peebies were calling coffee because like the actives wouldn't let us have coffee so we'd call it something else. We call it Bing Bomb. When you were pledging? I was pledging. All right, I'm back.

Did you all see Elon Musk just totally normally walking through a factory? He's the funniest billionaire. What don't you understand about that? Don't put that picture up, dude. I don't, like, my abs are so. You're going to bust out laughing. Randy, play this.

This is going to take just a minute. You got to play this video. I saw somebody tweet this video. I said, I was on ketamine for the majority of my 20s, and this is definitely more than ketamine. Yeah. Yeah, how'd do it? No audio?

Are that fine? Or what's, what's he? Is he trying to, he's trying to mob? It gets worse. He's trying to mock. What is that? What's going on in his brain that tells his body to make those motions? He might just be trying to roll his shoulder, you know?

Maybe he's a little, maybe he's got doms. I don't, yeah, he might have domes. I think he's got ketamine. I don't know, that doesn't, he's in a K-hole. What is that big-ass thing back there? That big silo. It's Bing Ball. Do you think that's a big-ass thing of coffee?

Is that what you're suggesting? I don't know what it is. Fuel, maybe. I don't know where he is. SpaceX? Tesla, I don't know. He's a weird guy. I played a...

Man, never mind. Dude, he's the funniest fucking billionaire on the planet. I swear, dude. Name a funnier one. There's got to be somebody else. Trump. Trump's hilarious. He's not a billionaire anymore.

Is he? Yes, he is? He spent it all in that ballroom, man. I thought he was. He's been... He's got the word. Yeah, that's a great question. He's like, he's worth like $6 billion.

Maybe he is now with all the, all the stuff that's being alleged. Folks, it's much more than you think it is. Yeah, 6.2 billion. 6.2, I'd say it corrected, but you can't really trust that. What's your source area? Let me guess it's Wikipedia. You know that the CIA cut out? You know what's a CIA cut out?

Forbes has him at 6.2, Bloomberg at 7. Trump is much funnier than Elon. Both are deep state. I didn't know he was a billionaire still. I'm sorry, dude. Sorry, I gave, unlike y'all, I gave the, I didn't give the Orange Man enough credit. Sorry, dude. Bezos did wear that the cowboy hat one time.

That was pretty fucking epic. There's no way. Bezos might be like unintentionally funnier. No, I don't know. That's true. Is a Cuban? No, he's, no. I try, as a guy who's been tracking cubes since like 99, I can tell you, he's not funny.

Okay. He's not I was asking if he was a billionaire Not if he's funny But like the direction you Let me tell you both of those things No offense to him Oh Anna Kendrick

Not a billionaire Are you sure? Also is Anna Kendrick Is Anna Kendrick funny? She's in some comedies If you have a low bar for He said she's done some comedies She's a guy

She's 20 million I thought she had some business and she like i thought it was really what's it what's her actual net worth thank you're thinking to jessica alba no and i thought aunt kentrick had like a lot of money for some reason i mean 20 million is nothing to shake a stick at but a billion net oh man okay sorry sorry ally point for me i guess you can't give you why because i think women are funny and i guess you don't i see's not a billionaire Bill Gates' wife, isn't she a billionaire now? That's kind of funny.

Hey, chat. And people on Spotify, comment below your funniest billionaires. Why did you kind of turn into... What's up, YouTubers? No, you kind of turned into... What's up, shit? Jimmy from South Park. Comment below.

Yeah, I don't know. Funniest billionaire. Was Ted Turner funny? He's kind of funny. Look, it's not like, it's not a funny class of people, you know, billionaires. But Trump is funny. Unintentionally a lot of times. Don't put me in that clip.

Hold on. Yeah, say it again. This show sucks. Get willing here. It sucks. It's time for Will. They don't want to put this on here. It's called Ripping Sack.

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All right. Get Will in here. I text at him. I don't know if, uh, uh, Randy, you and I noticed something. on the way back from lunch the other day. Yeah, some people are saying LeBron James might be the funniest billionaire. 1.2 billion.

He was good in that one movie with Bill Hader. He was pretty funny. Amy Schumer? Yeah, what was that movie called? He was good. She's all that? Nope. Big DeFreezy with the fresh cut.

Train rack. Coming through. Wow, look at that. In this light, you can really see. The dude just got a mold. Terrible, Mike. Sorry. No, don't apologize. It's Randy's phone.

It is Rayne's fault. No, no, no. Dylan actually is the one that messed up the mic right before you gave it. Randy's fault. The arm was too extended. No, dude. This segment's called ripping sack. What does that mean, Will? You know what it means, dude. Everyone's been doing it. Yeah, dude. Everybody's been doing it, dude.

Okay, so Will invited us all to a ripping sack session in the parking lot at 1230 today. Yeah. we're gonna be ripping sack i can't wait to do it yeah it's a beautiful day out it's supposed to rain tonight i figure if there's ever a time to get out in hacky sack with the boys it's this afternoon at some point catch me just stalling on your ass you can't stall damn they called there's no way you can't dang it i was gonna do that i'm sorry dude i should have you have it i called me josec the way i'd be stolen a lot of these looks macs maxers are gonna tell you that gesturing is bad not not when it comes to rip and sack dude you probably don't even

know how to jester uh not not as it relates to hacky-sacking no but i'll try come on god i'm gonna i can't want to rip so much sack you're not what are you talking about you're not you're not you're too frat to rip sack do no there's an argument no there's the there's the there's the crunchy section of the of the chapter i'm a crunchy fratter there's always the yeah but dylan's not that guy no no no i specifically did i specifically did not include dylan in the thumbnail today because he was talking so much ish on sack out there yeah You can't. Dude, you're not crunchy at all.

Are you kidding? And that's not an insult. You're just not crunching. That's just not who you are. Yeah. I can get down with a little crunch if I have to. Nah. No.

I don't even know if you can get crunch adjacent. That's such bullshit. You bought, uh, you bought, uh, you bought, uh, excuse me, Tivas. Or what did you buy? Chaco. Chaco. They were given to me. I didn't purchase them.

Are you still wear it home? Yeah, dude. When's the last time you wore those? This morning? No. No, no, no, no. went out to check the mail. No.

You put on chocolate. You didn't strap up to go check the mail. I strapped a lot. You didn't, dude. No, you didn't. I'm not a tow looper, though. You probably brought, like, you probably wore the nastiest slippers we've ever seen out to get that mail. I'm team no tow loop.

Also, what time does your mail get delivered? There's no way your mail is getting delivered at 8 a.m. It could. You're not getting a newspaper. It could. Time out. Y'all have community mailboxes. We do, yeah.

Really? I walked all the way over there. You walked all the way down there. in your chaka. Yeah. You're about 200 yards away. Does that mean you have an HOA? Do they have any stances on ripping sack and the coldie?

There is an HOA. You can rip sack in the coldie. They're not going to have any problem. What happens if you don't listen to an HOA? What if, like, what if some Karen from the HOA tells me to stop ripping sack in the coldestack? And I'm like, well, it's kind of the perfect spot for it. No, you get a file in juncture. You'll go to HOA jail.

Yeah, like, I just don't get, like. They'll find you. I don't know how they enforce the fine, but they find you. Get you an injunctione in Fettie court. Find me. I'm just moaned so I don't get fined. Find me, Daddy. That's a good shirt.

Yeah. We should put that up. Okay. Randy and I were coming back from Maddo Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos. And we saw a group of high school kids ripping sack right outside of Black Sheep Lodge. And Cindy's, there's like the headshed, it goes, black sheep lodge, head shop. And then the lingerie store.

And they were just ripping. sack. I was driving home from work recently and I was driving by the tavern on North Lamar. Sick. And it was right after they're an Arsenal bar, Arsenal of the Premier League. And it was right after the game was over and there were some dudes ripping sack out there and in their jerseys. Celebratory sack. So frat. Yeah. It was, you know, it's taken over. My feed, I don't know what happened, but like, yes, it is. Kids are doing it at a rapid clip. They do sack moves. It is. They have like a Harvard Sack account. Yeah.

Sack moves. We're seeing this young generation hit are just insane. Roof serve to backstall to an incubator. And then I think they like pull this kid up into a slingshot. I mean, this is stuff that is not existing even a few years ago. That's nasty. I'm loving it, guys.

And then, of course, getting a good rally going after that. Like, dude, they're doing incubator. This guy. You stall it on your body and then your boy incubates it with his body. Catch me incubation with one of you guys. That's Arizona Shred, of course. Your elder millennial hacky sack unc. Does he have it like that?

I guess so he just, his whole content is just commenting on all this hacky sack stuff. And then this is from the Harvard sack account. Look at this. Is that a clipside sack rip? This is a vibe right here. Oh, no, no. Go get it, dog. They don't have to.

Oh, that's a lot. That's so sick, dude. Dude, a little cliffside sack with the boys. Dylan, you might be more interested in this one. A little mix of football for you. Okay. The runner's foot touched out of bonds at the 39-yard line with one second on the... Right, here we go.

Do the line in that what? 56-yarder. It's got... No, does not have the leg. And Chris Davis takes it in the back to the end zone. Oh, they're doing the Iron Bowl. Oh, yeah. 35 30

30 45 40 40 45 50 45 50 45 there goes Davis Oh my God Oh my God Oh my god Auburn's gonna win the football game Auburn's gonna win the football game That's incredible

Cons are seriously out here having the time of their lives Yeah That's incredible Here's just IS preps is best high school sack content on the internet Like it is

It has become a mainstream now Auburn's gonna win the football game Let's make an old school SEC shirt that just says sack Okay I mean, Will, look behind you right now. I can't, dude. I don't have eyes in the back of my head.

How are you thinking I'm going to do this? There's two sacks in that in that pine glass right there. So we're ready to go. We're going to rip so much sack later. I'm going to be sweaty when I walk back in here later. I got to warm up a little bit. We got to get some beads out of these sacks, though. They're too full, aren't they?

I think the bottom one's a little bit better. Yeah, but both these are going to be hard. Wait, is that the one that was on your desk? The one that was on your desk was too hard. this one's too hard this one feels high this one's got vibes though this one

if this one had a mom and the mom bought it its first CD it would have been a Bob Marley CD they're talking to the sack you're gonna get ripped up real good yeah

you gotta put these sacks on Ozampix so they lose some beads did you even see this Will dude see a little grateful sack dude I'm a little

bummed that like we're you know well I'm primarily bummed because Bob Weir's dead, but I'm also bummed that Sack wasn't catching on during Sphere days. A year ago from now, I could have been just ripping Sack with the boys. God. We can rip Sack at ACL. Oh, you can rip Sack wherever, really. If you think that there won't be a Sack circle while we wait for Ternstyle to go on, you're crazy.

Check us out. Dude, over at Chain Smokers, we're off to the side of the stage, just ripping Sack. All right, here's, I have an ASMR video for Washed. Randy's clip is going to be him typing on his big. ass keyboard. Here's mine. That's good. Which year's going to be? Brett's going to be the bathroom door locking. That's so neat.

Oh, look, look. Oh, man, dude. Oh, man. He's cooked. Dillon's going to be him like fucking cracking an egg. That might be good. All right, ready? Here's mine. I think this sack is workable. Okay, hold on. Here comes. I just took a sip of coffee.

He did. It's pretty good. Like, just look it over here, Dylan. These kids are just... Just look it over here. Just prominent. It's huge. It's back, dude. You don't know what it's like to get in the circle with your boys and just see what happens.

I mean, we're going to do it today. I don't know if I want to be seen ripping sack with you. People are going to think it's disingenuous. Yeah. I got sack vats. Yeah, you can't rip sack in like a performance polo, dude. Like, Roeback needs to release like a sack shirt. Roback, drop the sack shirt.

They'll have it tomorrow. Their turnaround is quite in 12 colors. It's incredible. Like, Hockey sack is back. It's a back back. You know, I don't think it ever went away. I haven't seen anyone do it in the wild. We have.

Yeah, you're an outlier. Maybe you should leave your fucking house, dude. Yeah, dude. I feel like I do leave my house. I'm outside of my house right now. I feel like the neighborhood right behind our office is very sack-friendly. Yeah. Yeah, it's a crunchy neighborhood.

A zilky vibe. I don't even think really too many people are hacky-sacking when I was in high school. It lost favor. Not for us. No, man. We were doing it every day at lunch. I never was that good.

But it's always good to have something to strive for. You gotta have the right footwear. Yeah, flat top shoe. The kids with the Osiris D-3s were just like, stalling. It boats on your feet. You understand what he made? It was like a magnet, dude.

Is that a real shoe? Osiris? You never had the Osiris? Come on, dude. Bring up the Osiris D3s, dude. Didn't you have the tennis ball airwarks? Are there, are there sack-specific shoes for a little? Yeah, I think there's skateboard shoes.

Dude. Yeah, but those are still... These are skateboard shoes. Yeah, but they look more like tennis shoes, you know? Look at those chalky boys, dude. Those are for sacking? Dave, did you ever see... Did you ever have the Osiris backpack with the speakers in it?

No. I never know. that's too much those are so ugly no dude oh that could that get hold it you look down and see that what you do

change shoes you're sliding right in you pretty much have to peel the hacky sack off of those look at that those look like ski boots not peeling the hacky sack off dude I'm getting some D3s how did those not come back with the 90s wave

they will I don't know all the Gen Z girls who were in giant chunky white sneakers for a while. Yeah. I wonder if they sell this shirt at Zumi's I heart hot moms. I don't know, man. It's not that good of a shirt. That shirt is not making these shirts that go hard

Twitter account. No. Did you see I sent you guys or I sent Randy a good shirt today. He did. Do tell Randy. Say it with your chest. Do you want his? I just pull it up, Dave. It says, Pull it up like an eight footer.

It says, yeah, just pull it up. Don't pull up all of our DNA. Yeah, be careful. Don't get rid of that video, dude. You guys are mean. Read it, Dylan. I don't really want to. AI Data Center.

I'd rather be at the gay guy dating center. It's two guys. I agree. I'm not going to be there to date, but who made that shirt? I could rip sack with them. made that shirt i don't know it kind of looks like dylan on the side a sneaky d uh needs a fedora look at that chest here just poppy

are you the cowboy or you the i'm the guy on the right do they have dating centers just for gay guys they have straight dating centers i don't know man i don't know where i don't know what a dating just seems like a flawed shirt if the thing doesn't actually exist yeah speed dating i would have going out of the dating center what do you do if you're speed dating and you like fall in love at first sight you got to go talk to all the other girls. You just don't, you just stop.

Yeah. I found my person. Found her. And you just stop and be like, no, we're catching a vibe right now. I think you just exchange information and then you talk to her after.

No, I think the move is to like, if she's like, okay, I just want to finish out. I just want to talk to everybody and you get real like, possessive.

No, you're staring over out of the entire time. You want to talk to these guys? Why? I thought we had a connection. I thought this went really well for 35 seconds. How long is speed dating?

There's got to be, it's got to be like five minutes. That it's right. Hard to say I've never done it. Okay, Dylan. Just say you've done it, dude. I swear I have a memory of somebody we know. Maybe it wouldn't speed dating.

Look, dude, I'm getting hella beads out. Don't do too many, dog. Do you want to stall? Don't forget to take your beads out. Oh, yeah. That would be so embarrassing if they fell out while we were in sack in front of the other offices. Is that how you do it?

Yeah. Yeah. You don't even know how to remove it. You're right. I'm new. I'm not a sacker, but I want to be. I don't know if we're doing sackers. I want to rip sack.

Yeah, see, dude? I'm getting bags out right out. Dude, is this the circling sack podcast? It really is, man. So you're going to lose some naturally when you play, right? Yeah, but it's not about the ones you lose. It's about the time you have along the way. It's a good point, I guess.

Was that another game? You can't put them back in once you take them out. I mean, you could, but like, just be careful. I want to start doing it on your desk. Please don't. You're going to think it's rat droppings. Dylan's the type of dude to show up to the sack circle with a biscuit. And, like, drop in the middle of the.

That's not funny. Dude, I'm getting so many beads out right now. Dude, we're 20. In 29 minutes, we're eating the parkhouse. It's already in a better spot. Should we order food for the sack circle? Yeah, we should get snarfs. Oh, snarfs is the, the car.

crunchy sacks. Let's get snarfs, dude. Yeah, you got to do like an Austin Ridge. You know, if you order snarfs and you order a Diet Coke with it, they give you a can of Coke in the bag. It's not a fountain soda. Really? Yeah. A can of Coke in a paper bag is kind of jarring. That's a, that's a wild move. What's the point? I don't know. Interesting. I don't want my Meatball sub getting no, cooled off by a diet Coke. Or like it gets a wild move. I don't know. I don't want my meatball sub getting. No, cooled off by a guy Or like it gets dented up Or I don't want my Diet Coke to get heated up

By my meatballs sub Okay, if we're gonna do like an Austin, a Ridge for the Sack Circle, we've got to do like Schlotskies Surprise you didn't know it was an Austin a Ridge. Is it? Genuine. There aren't that many around anymore. Schlottskys?

It has a, it's a combination of Schlazky's cinnabon. That's right. You can get you a synobon. It used to be one right over here. Yeah. Saddam Mar. A synobon? Everything good goes away.

Slotsky's Cinebundon combo. Oh. I haven't had a Cineboden lately. I believe there's now an office building there. Of course, man. They call it progress. I call it bullshit. Hell yeah, I fucking call it.

All right. Yeah. I went over there for my Schlotskys and I was like, where's the, I walked inside and they were trying to sell me stuff. They're trying to sell me widgets at that new, that new office complex. Well, this segments run its course. No, dude. We got some real good loose webbing on here to get more beads out. Dude, he's going to, we're going to sack so hard in the parking lot.

Don't throw the beads at me. You're not invited, Dylan. I think it's stuck in my keys and shit. Yeah, can you record us sacking? Yeah. No, I'm going to be participating in the sacking. No. I could just send me a text.

It looks by your reaction. Is it ominous? Is he okay? No. Is he in the hospital? What's going on here? What's going on? something happened.

Oh, something happened in Texas politics. Okay. I was very, very, okay. Okay. Trump endorsed Ken Paxton. Okay.

Thanks, Micah. Damn. So Cornyn didn't suck hard enough? Sounds like he might be the underdog. Is Cornyn the one who wants to name that highway? Yes. You got to take that back. Yeah.

You got to scale that one back. Yeah, you can't. That was such a desperate. If I'm naming a highway, I'm doing it after someone that likes me. Yeah. Or like my mom or something. Who she likes me to. She does.

What would you call it? Nancy Friedway. I don't know. Depends who's important to me in my life at that point. I'll be up there in five minutes. I'm taking the Nance. That's good. Yeah.

Dude, the Fritz freeway? Oh, dude. He's on the Fritz right now. Traffic's backed up on the Fritz. Fritz is not a bad highway name. On the Fritz, yeah. I'm on the Fritz right now. Or no, hold on this one.

I'm on the DJ right now. I like DJ Yeah DJ's good DJ's got a little rig to it I hate it Yeah I could hear that in like songs too We were riding on the DJ

Do a pop country version of that We were riding on D-Day Had her hand on my right leg Had a beer in my Cup holder In my go Don't drink that beer while you're driving man

come all. But it was for later. Okay, there you go. Because you shouldn't drink and drive. What's the public sentiment around roadies these days if you're not the one driving? Is that okay? There's no reason it shouldn't be.

I know, but there's still people out there that are like, you know, it's because the implication. Open alcohol is still technically illegal. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's like, who cares? Fucking narco. Is those you're not driving?

Yeah, tell my dad in like 1995 that. Yeah, tell him. going to drop us off at six slides. That's in 95. They kept those cup holders full. Yeah. Because we were driving on the DJ. Can it coors in my right hand.

Song doesn't really rhyme. Got some work to do. I just found a sick car caddy. Somebody tweeted one at us. Yeah, it was Keita, I think. Kita. Shout to Kita. Watching live?

What's the car caddy for? Dude, I hate carrying stuff in from the car. Like my hands are like, they're falling out. I'm dripping, you're building water. Men will do anything to not just have a tote bag. Because that's less convenient. No. Yeah.

He wants a $100. I want to be able to reach over. You can't do that with a tote bag. That's going to give a girl the head. Yeah, like, open it up and feel around. Oh, there it is. You're going to give Charles the hecky sack. Yeah.

I don't care. She's not, she'll be fine with it. Can you get something with a little more swag than this? slate gray. What's your problem, dude? Car caddy. What are you? I don't understand how you have so many items.

Yeah, what do you carry in? You don't even bring your laptop home. Yeah, what do you carry in? You have a kid. How do you not have a lot of items? I do have a lot of items, but like, I'm also him. You know, I'm different. They're all in their backpack.

I'm just like, I'm going like dad. I'm dropping my keys. I'm spilling my water. You know, it's a whole thing, man. I'm just picturing you just entering a room like Kramer, just with stuff falling out of your hands. Yeah. That's how I'd be when I walk.

into the crib. It's the point of working out so much if you can't even carry all your shit in. It's not about strength. It's about having enough hands. Great point. I have great hands. I'm going to get y'all one of these for Father's Day and you're going to love it. When you get home, why you just shoot me a text? I'll come over and help you bring everything in. That seems like a lot of work for you. I just don't want you to buy a $99 car caddy. This one's 17 box on Amazon, dude. That thing is trash. I can tell you. Yeah, that thing does look like trash. Yeah, why don't you just steal one of the door dash bags? Like, you have something in your life that can already carry stuff in from the car.

It's just... But they're not super... They're not... I want it to stay wide open like this. You still haven't even named what you're carrying. So it's like the shower caddy you'd bring in the gym, but it's just the dry one for your car. Yeah. Dude, it's like my keys, my water bottle, my lunchbox.

Why don't you put your keys in your pockets? Okay, yeah, keys in the pocket. Sometimes it's in the basket. Water bottle here. Lunchbox here. I feel like you're not utilizing your pockets. I don't like to fill my pockets. It's just for a short time as you walk to your home.

Man, I do use my pocket better. What if my neighbor sees me? Some things don't fit in your pocket. Like a water. I saw a Drusky skit the other day that was talking about how tight full pockets are. Oh, this is a great comment. Dylan is now the dad from the 90s infomercials with construct. Dude, I should recreate one of those.

Happening for simple tasks. Let's recreate one of those commercials. You can't literally like just, because it's black and white, you know, and then there's, There's the color version and he's just like, oh. Yeah, it like pauses once the coffee starts coming out of the container that he's spilling. Randy, can we make that video?

Like a big red axe just goes over it. Let's do it. Is this a Billy May's product? Rest in peace. Pretty much, yeah. You know he died on a plane. And I think he had, did he get bit by a snake? Allegedly had cocaine in the system.

Allegedly. He was ripping sack before. I thought there were snakes on it. There might have been a snake. I can't prove it. Look that up, make sure I'm right, please. if he was bit by a snake on a plane or if he was on a plane?

No, no, the how he died. I think we would know if he got bit by a snake. Cocaine. You just have so many items. You have too many items, dude. I mean, even when I just, when I come in here, I have my laptop bag. I have my lunchbox.

I have my water bottle. Sometimes I bring my sunglasses in. If it's, you know, those little beach wagons. Don't call it. You know what I'm talking about? What? you could get one of those. You can just pop it open

every time you get out of the car and just pull it up to the door. I don't want to wheel around. I just want to carry it. Wheeling it, you're putting on like a show. Why don't you just get a bag? You know what?

I put all my stuff in my backpack. That's what Dad does. Like I don't like being as old as we are still carrying a backpack, but like makes my life way better. When you're in the car and you need to go inside with a lot of stuff,

you don't want to like load it up, zip it up, and get a bit inside, you gotta pull it all out. It's a whole thing. You're gonna have to pull it out of the caddy. Yeah. But it's a sister step. This is me pulling out of a caddy though.

You don't wanna unzip the backpack? How is that cat, how is that caddy that you just had up any different than a tow bag? I explain that. A to bag. You're looking for like an actual shower caddy that's like plastic sides. Yeah.

Crazy. This is so swagless. It is swagless, but I'm at the, I'm at the point my life where I don't care. You do care. I'm all about utility. Yeah, that's the thing. You can say that all you want, but you do care.

Imagine how, imagine the roast that you guys are going to give me when I walk in here with one of those things. Don't bring, that there's no place in this office. No caddies in the office. I agree. Why don't you just call Rich up? Yeah. The golf candy. Maybe Rich can help you bring all your shit in.

It's a joke for four people. Maybe Ken can help you, dude. Fuck, Ken would have you dialed? Would you like it? Ken would be appalled by this conversation right now. I got your keys pods. Just carry parts. Hey, Baud saw you drop that, put my, put a towel down there.

Why don't you get a stick and a handkerchief and make a hobo style thing? That's so stupid. I'm not doing that. I've seen your driveway to your door. Can you just-15 feet? Can you just throw everything? Just throw it, dude. You're the throwing guy.

Throw it. I'm not going to throw it. I can't throw it inside the house from outside the house. How'd Billy Mays die? Okay. So the Icanic TV pitchman, Billy Mays died of heart disease in June 2009 with an initial autopsy citing cocaine use as a contributing factor.

However, his family strongly disputed the findings and hired independent pathologists who concluded that cocaine was not a factor in his death. So the official report say yes. The family's follow-up says no, but also says in this that

like the drug, that second review found no signs of chronic cocaine and determined that the drug did not play a role in his passing. So it doesn't really say that he did or did not have cocaine. This all confirms that he definitely did cocaine. Yeah.

My cronics lace with cocaine. They're trying to say it didn't kill us. Yeah, I guess. I'm gonna trust the independent study and not the family one. I think they're cherry picking information. Dude, who just let them... Obviously. Look, yeah, he's dabbling. No, who cares?

Yeah, it's not the worst. Worse things have in your system? Yeah. What if he was just carrying too much stuff? He needed the caddy. Is anyone siding with me in the comments about this situation? I mean, I don't know if you want the answer to that, Haas, and I'm not even in the comments.

I mean, I have to go back to the beginning of the show. Let me see. Because no one's saying anything right now. Whatever. Don't, you don't have to do that. Don't worry about it, Randy. We get the point. You got to get one.

No one's clambered. You have to get one. We're going to film the infomercial about it. No, you're just trying to get the company to buy you a free $100 catty. I'll buy myself a $30 caddy. No, he has to be a hundred. That one was $100 that you sent. You need to get one at least as a monogram.

DJ. Yeah. All right. DJC. DJ's catty. Let's do an ad read or something. He was done talking about the caddy. I'm not done talking about Underdog Fantasy.

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We could just get him, but we don't, he won't want to talk about it. Brett left the too much dip group chat last night. I think we should get them. No. Let me tag him out. Don't, let's not put him through this. Why are we putting Brett's emotions on a pedestal?

I just lost a game seven the other night. You guys didn't see me fucking. He left the chat, dude. It was also, to be fair, it was a favorable chat. We were all pulling for the saves. Yeah, and there was not even, No one was even talking trash. We don't chirp in the chat.

He didn't even want the condolences, I think. He wanted to be over it. I feel like he took it out on some people that were really having his back. I feel like he's got to get back in that chat. That's our most active group chat. He'll get back in the chat. Now's not the time.

I'm still gun-shy in that group chat if I'm being honest. Do you have to be invited? You have to be added by someone else. You can't just hop back in. Yeah, I'm not adding them in. I'm not adding them in. Trust me.

I leave a lot of group chats. And once you leave, you don't want it back in. Feels bad. I've been tempted to delete the chat before, I'll be honest. Too much did it? Yeah. Yeah, it's because... I mean, the only reason I'm in there is because you guys sometimes do stuff for work.

I mean, everybody hates the group chat, I guess. I've been tempted. I like, after a text is lost, I've been tempted. Yeah, but you're kind of like a wimp when it comes to that. Well, you guys... You are a baby. Landry and Dave, who are both in there, they'll, like, they'll take subtle shots. Yeah, but that's what group techs are for, dude.

Yeah. You're not... It doesn't sound like you're for, to... I like to uplift my boys when they're down, dude. You know, I do two, but when it comes. to getting down about a bunch of college kids playing football, I just think that there's like, like, if you had a death in the family,

then I'd gas you up, you know? I try to make you feel better. But like, if Texas loses another game, it's like, well, like, you gotta get over that. And I do get over it, just not immediately. I'm gonna need a grip. I need a six-hour buffer before all that. I just do a pick.

I lost three games. Like, you know how. Three games. It's a good season. You're putting your family. him on a pedestal, dude. Shut up. I get emotion.

I don't think you're built for this sack life. I get sad, dude. I get quiet. What's going to happen when you fail a stall? I'm not going to fail a stall. I don't know, man. Do what happens when you lose a sack in the lights, dude? You think of that?

I'm not going to play under the lights. Oh, yeah. So you don't even want to be big time sacker. The lights were, in fact, too bright. I don't know, man. I feel, I feel like he should, I get it. He just wants to be away from sports for a while. it's what sucks is like there's really not like a pivot at this point in the year

sorry dude you're gonna take too many beads out no i'm not dude if there's anyone that trust with the bead situation is will to freeze i don't know he did they just busted all over the play it seems like i'm gonna be picking up beige all over this carpet yeah bruce had a tough run sports wise yeah he's from he's a buffalo fan yeah it's tough the toughest no offense They got to win one with Allen if they can't mean. I think Buffalo should just be happy they have teams. That's true. I'm with a will on that one.

They should just be thankful that they have the opportunity. Because like nothing about I don't think much about. A lot of those Buffalo teams could move to a bigger, bigger market. Portland. Portland moving here? I don't know. Austin are professional sports teams in shambles right now. Austin FC just fired their sporting director and their coach.

So it's tough. Square one, dude. You don't see me leaving any. group chats, you know. I'm sure to bleed Verde, dude. That would be the softest group chat. If you, we're like, I don't know what happened. I always said soccer stuff in the TMD group chat and I try to offer context so that there's an appreciation, but I don't think anyone actually clicks through unless FC Dallas guy chugs a beer that got thrown at them. I knew that one was going to do numbers in the group chat just because it was FC Dallas and beer drinking.

It's a good Venn diagram. Can you get, do that kid get in trouble? No, no. He was pimping. He was pimping it on social media after he posted the photo of him with a bunch of beers and stuff so like had been the NFL like somebody's getting fined yeah didn't someone drink a beer in the NFL and they got fined drugs probably one of the Kelsey bros I thought someone did I thought someone grabbed a beer out of like Lambo and and pretended to drink it or dumped it or something that sounds like maybe a dude jared Allen was doing it it was so sick he's he's one who would do it why why he him He's definitely the one. Not Jared Allen for the NBA fans out there.

Yeah. Longhorn great. Good player. Good college player. He led me when I was lost in an apartment complex one, so I'm going to always ride for Jared Allen. That's sick. I forgot about that.

Yeah. Did you dapp him up? I knew he had to play basketball just based on height. Big dude. Like, he's just so tall. Like, when you're in an elevator with a guy of that size, it's like, holy shit, you're big. Did you see if he wanted to sack?

that would have been good those big old feet you know he's good at it imagine wemby sacking yeah dude you could stall like four at a time they they sack overseas across pond france right you gotta think that the footy communities overseas

are sacking when they can't oh they sack football on the foot he sound like French you from the boys I'm just gonna leave it there oh I haven't I haven't watched I'm going to leave it there

He's just going to leave it there? Oh, ho. I got it. Oh, des oops. Homelanda. Oye, I aim to kill homelanda. Oi. Who would our crew

would be the most disgusted if I busted out a hacky sack at the bar? I know who. Ryan's business partner. Sam? I would say what are you doing? Oh, dude, I'm bringing a sack to WTI for the voice. There's no, he's just going to be disgusted.

You know who would love it? Blaine. Yeah. Yeah. Lute of the year for that reason, dude. He'd rip. What's the Lute of the Year's ranking right now? I feel like no one wants it.

You gotta think I'm up there. Who's the most Ferda? Dude, what if Blaine just goes back to back? No. You gotta give us. He's never gone. He requested a certain golf trip to be planned while I was out of town and he didn't care. So.

Damn, dude. He's already on the on the outs for Lute of the Year. Repeat. I guess I'm not on. on that group chat wow yeah you're not did you leave it it was just it was just us four from the trip last year no that's good dude you're too sensitive about football you're too sensitive about i get down i get down i mean i don't like lash out i just i just i'm very uh i get quiet don't leave the group check i get quiet and i don't want to get you at the little something i don't want to

look at anybody for the little poker rooski don't let a meme sent by a tech fan make you leave a group chat, dude. Landry's not even me. He takes... He knows what he's doing. He takes subtle pox. He pushes your little buttons. He takes pokes. You got little buttons and he pushes him. Oh, man. Yeah, but you could also have the guy that just like never text you about sports and then once you're like, you lose a heartbreaking game

seven, they text you like, oh dude, that sucks. It's like, why are you doing this? Or that time when... Isn't Tron do that to you? No, that's James does that to me. A time when... Yeah, he does. Sam Ellinger was doing an interception that lost Texas a game. Very close one.

And Klein texting me, Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha. That's actually funny. What are you doing? Is somebody on the roof? I don't know what's going on. Someone's just straight up just like. Someone jorking their peanuts out there?

Do I need to whip somebody's ass? I don't know what they do. It doesn't sound like maintenance. Is there a sack game that just went off without us? Yeah. Are the legends sacking right now? Did the legends they beat us to the sack circle? God, the legends are sneaky furta.

What the fuck out? Dude, I had to go outside and do the lawn. I had to put down some fertilizer. I might go check this out, see what's going on here. They're cleaning the windows. Oh, the clean the windows? Right, come down, Randy. The guy would be cleaning the windows.

We were driving down to DJ. It's about to rain for like 90s straight. Bar ahead, we're going one way. It's pretty good. Wait, hold on. We were driving down the DJ. had some booze drink in my Yeti I fucking hated you

that's too good some boost drink in my Yeti that's pretty good song in the summer driving on the DJ Brett's going to make that happen with AI Yeah well we rip sack Brett's going to make an AI's country song

about driving on the DJ with booze cup and your yeti. He made an AI song about that Italian guy at the gas station. He's sticking that pump in his bike. I'm trying to think about how the song went. It was like love at the pump or something like that. Love at the pump.

This is, this is insane. I don't think it's coming through on the microphones. I don't think people can hear what they're doing outside. Yeah, they're scraping dirt off the windows. What's this? Like metal on glass. Oh, man. I'll tell you what.

Sounds like someone's throwing a robot at the building next to it. Okay. Oh man. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. It is. I got to go. Get out of here.

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Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com slash circling. That's better HELP.com slash circling. Dude, I'm impressed that you got through that with all that rack. It's right. It's in the window right behind. That's honestly really impressive. It sounded like somebody's doing a bit out there. I couldn't even get through it.

I was laughing too hard because it's just literally right behind. Dave right now. I won't driving on the DJ. I was thinking about Whambe. He don't pole off from 40th 8.

Brain another 3. That's it. That's not it. We'll figure it out. He's a... I have to tell you. Never in my life

have I rooted for the Spurs. Ever. I'm like, the Spurs are... You're a Dallas guy. Makes sense. Respect... I've always respected the Spurs. Great, like you respect the rival, that rival.

The Spurs are great. But hate them still. But last night, man, it's pulling for them. I'm a Spurs fan. I'm a fair weather follower of the Spurs, though. When they're down, I don't, you know, regular season NBA basketball doesn't do a whole lot for me. It just doesn't. So Rhodes has some friends who are playing basketball.

And if he hasn't asked to play, but I'm thinking about being like, if he ever like, I was like, dad, I want to play basketball. I might just show him when me and be like, you're sure. This is what you're up against, son. Man, I just don't know if the game is trending your way. Yeah, Parks has somebody who plays basketball, but he tells me every time that he's cheeks at basketball, so he doesn't like it that much.

Rarely are you going to get me to stay until 11 watching a game one of a series? I don't care about. But I watched it. I watched it too. He's, it feels like it's unfair. I don't know. if I like him. But damn, do I respect it? Because you see, you've seen, we've seen guys that are seven four, you know, Mnute Bowl, his son, Bowl Bowl, um, they're guys that are that big.

But to be that big and also like that coordinated and athletic is just so insane. Like, it's, it's just a cheat code. That is so loud. What if we had like an important meeting in there with like clients or whatever? Like, that's something we would do. And like, we're in there like, okay. This is what we can bring to you. And it's just like click, click, click, clack, clack, clack. I don't know if you'll hear it. It sounds like somebody just has like their Vic Firth drumming sticks and they're out there just doing paradiddles on the fucking window. I need to know what's going on.

Like that's cleaning windows. I feel like just clean with a squeegee. I don't know what they're doing. There's the squeege. Insane. Wemby's good. Much like Wemby. Yeah, he's, he's as must watch as it gets in sports right now.

A bunch of my neighbor of dad, a couple of the neighbor of dad friends that like they're not from here they're like relocated from like ohio or something they've just adopted the spurs because it's proximity and like their kids are getting into it and they're like fucking talking so much shit i'm like man fuck y'all yeah it's fun man yeah it's not it's not just him dude they have like three like young guys who are really good cat you got castle uh dylan harper and then fox who is and he has an ankle even need here in fox they're freaking good man It's fun. Oh my God.

Let's just get out of you. I muted my mic so that, because it's right behind me now. So, but I mean, it's just... Don't they know that people are working in here? Okay, let's get out of here. If you want to call this work, that's up to you, man. Bye. That's what it sounds like when Dylan's getting out of the car that is a car cat.

Just dropping stuff all over the... Bye. Bye. Bye.