Circling Back - Robot Hog Chase | Circling Back 4-14-26

Episode Date: April 14, 2026

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Is this for real ranches, Dave? Oh, I was about to intro the fuck out of this show. Hi. About to give it the best intro of the show's ever seen. Go ahead, huh? Hey, man, we're back. We're back, dude. Circling back.

Coming to you live from Austin, Texas. The boys are about to be about to. just fucking put one on you an episode okay go ahead dude no you were cooking the frat tuck man you can't you can't frat tuck in here it's not a frat what's a frat tuck you must you're like 48 years old what's that mean chel's did a frat tuck the other day i had to explain to her what a frat tuck was okay and that's the end of that story how did that go there's a lot of people new new fans watching that found us through um uh the russian times oh welcome A frat tuck?

Yeah. A frat tuck is when you just tuck your shirt in the front only and it hangs around the like the sides in the back. So it's like, ah, I tried, ma. It's like, it's a minimal, yeah, it's a minimal effort tuck. Can I say something about that? Yeah. I kind of feel like our organization in college, our group of friends, give or take a couple years invented that term. Seriously?

Is that possible? Hold on. Or was that already around? Let's see. Did you all have, did you know what that was? No. Really? I mean, I think that's more of a southern thing, too.

AI overview knows what it is. The frat tuck, also known as the French tuck or mullet tuck, is a styling technique where only the front center of the shirt is tucked into pants, trousers, or skirts. On the sides and back remain untucked. So there you have it. It's not just an us thing. Yeah, no one was doing that in the least. the north as far as I saw. I've never seen that. I'm assuming that you guys were doing the

dork tuck. Yeah, you guys were a lot of y'all. I assume that that would be a thing where like you guys are trying to show off your belt buckles. It's a good thought. Urban Dictionary knows about it too, by the way. Just saying. What do you think about that? Welcome to the circling back podcast. Welcome. You learned something here. You're going to laugh. You're going to cry and you're going to learn something. Hey, our fridge has so many beverages. I know. We're over beverage. We need to get get rid of the, no offense to Miles Teller, front of the show, friend of Scaries, loose friend of the show, it's fine. Long drink.

We got a lot of those in there. Nobody, nobody's really drinking long drinks in the office. I'm not a gin guy, man. Brett already said he's taken. Well, he'll forget, like, he forgot my stew, so don't worry. I'm just not a gin boy. Producing today is Randall Trimbecki. By the way, I'm Dave.

I'm Dave. Hi. Yeah, just intro me and then go take it back. I can do whatever the hands. hell I want. You with your small thermos, the smallest thermos known to man. O'Wala. These are very popular amongst the moms.

They get, they get, you've seen my little guy, my little tin outer. This is good. This is good for a little transporting, transportation. Are you saying the moms have moved on from Stanley to O'Wala? I'm saying that that, I'm saying that some moms have both. Mainly one mom in my house. I know her My wife

What are you going to do with this intro I don't know It seems like you're just taking the reins in it Well Dylan keeps asking me questions I'm happy to be here Anything else Gonna have Standoffish Randy today

Okay Yes that'll be good All right Dylan Bring it back I'm Dylan shivery I'm 42 years old Okay I worked here since 2019

I'm from Austin Um This isn't a dating show. Oh, what are you doing? I'm on the wrong show. You do look weird

without glasses now. Oh shit. I got them right. Hold on. Hold on. Got that Fair Harbor shirt on. That's a great use of my...

I got... I'm more on that later. I'm full Fair Harbored out, by the way. Yeah. Oh, got a little fuzz on it. This is a good use of my intro right here. And now I'm in my full form and ready to let it rip.

Does Chelsea like the glasses? Yeah. Chell's like everything I do, man. she likes her glasses with a little wine in it she does drink wine sometimes once a week she's got a throw pillow it says it's wine o'clock somewhere yeah she does I got it for her wine o'clock

are you down with the intro I'm paying my tax bill today yeah okay can you come on the podcast can you pay in my tax bill can you put that away for the show I don't I mean you're going to sit over there and do it the whole time and it's paid I don't think that's true No, but I'm doing it today. Tomorrow. It's fun to give the government lots of monies. I thought...

I wonder where that money goes. I thought tax day was March 15th. So I did mine like a month ago. You thought tax day was March 15th? I forgot that it was April 15th. That's cute. So I did it before Hawaii because I was like, I need to get it done. And then either way.

That's the wrong with being a little early? No. No. Early a lot. That means I get my tax refund earlier that I did. You get. I actually paid your honor. I got my tax refron. Oh, wow.

You get money back? It's a wonderful life. I got my refrable. Good for you, man. No, I did not. I actually had to pay money. Look at watch media just contributing to the treasury. I got to pay the money.

That's you. That's you talking to the IRS. I pay you the money. I hope my money goes to filling potholes. Domani. I pay you domani. I hope my money goes solely to South Amar to fix this fucking road. That's what I hope.

Mine goes to the military industrial complex. That's where I'm helping my money goes. Why did you do the Jimmy Buffett shark? Because I was just trying to emphasize. Okay. Where do you hope your text dollars go to? I'm hoping that it goes to freaking sharks with laser beams. Okay.

That's not a thing. You just did the walk like an Egyptian dance. Walk like an Egyptian. Which felt offensive. Who is that? They personally. Go-Go's. No.

Look it up. I think it's go-go's. Walk on the go-goes. song by the bangles The bangles Obviously Who are the go-goes We got the beat?

Yeah Not spelled like Bangle Tiger The Bangles Like bang Like they put up bangles They do have bangs In this picture I'm looking at

Maybe that's what it is I hope the money goes to the The young lady I've been pay pig And You hope our tax dollars in general I don't think the government is going to pay your pay pig

She lives in Eastern Europe. Really? Yeah. She's actually AI. It's changing everything, including my life. Stop pay picking in AI Eastern European. I just wanted her to have a nice fake life. I wanted her to get everything she deserves in the, what do you call the AIverse?

Not the Metaverse anymore. That's true. Hey, Metaverse, you're out of here, buddy. Hey, you know what's in here? Today is exactly five minutes. If you want to go to our Instagram, circling back pod, I put up, there's still some time to put up a prompt. We need to refresh the spreadsheet. There's some good ones up there.

It's going to be a banger. It's where we spend a bingo ball thing, pull out a ball, reference it to a spreadsheet, and we talk for exactly five minutes on whatever it is, no matter what. No matter what, no excuses. No matter what. It's great. Listen to voicemails, we'll record that tomorrow and that'll come out Friday. You can call and leave us a voicemail 888 618484422.

Of course you knew that. Subscribe to our substack, wash.substack.com. Newsletter comes out every Friday. And then also leave us a review. Give us a rating. You can watch us on Spotify now. Hey, Dave, you weren't even here. You weren't even here to be part of this discussion.

Major announcement. Dylan and I have decided it's, dating app week. Oh yeah, it's dating app week. How dope is that sounding? So give us your horror stories from uh, Dave missed your horror stories. Dating app era. Did y'all do, wait, y'all did this in the last 24 hours, I said. Yeah. We talked about it. Yes. I think when you were at Costco. I think you were at Costco. You were at Costco. I did buy so many beverages at Costco. Also about some muffins that Randy said look good. Yeah. We're highly beverageed at the moment. Right. So much so we led with it on this show. Yeah, it is dating app week.

What does that mean, stories, success stories, fun combos, weird people, just whatever, fun stuff, stuff that we want to hear about. I guess it has to be dating apps. Could just be dating, but I think dating apps are more fun. You get some weird stuff on dating apps. We've kind of already done dating in general. Kind of like to fumble, yeah, but dating apps.

Tell us about your breadcrumbs, you know. Your breadcrums, your ghostings. What's the other ones? What else is there? Your love bombings. Your bloodletting. Your bloodletting. All of them.

Whatever. It's official. It's in the books. Yeah. So the last Tuesday. The last Tuesday of April. Email Dave. Yeah.

So how does that work? Oh, yeah, you can email me, Dave at washedmedia.com. Or call into the pipeline. I can't believe all. I'm just going to be getting inundated with dating stories. Yeah. I didn't even have a say.

That's, again, it's good with me, though. Yeah, go to, you know, our videos on Spotify now. It's a visual show. You're watching this on YouTube right now, or maybe you're just going to watch it later. But you can also watch the video after it's done on Spotify. How about that? And if you're, like I said, if you're on Apple,

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You wore that one in Mexico, no doubt. I believe I, yeah, I did. I absolutely did. I wore that in Hawaii. All the mamacitas were like, hey popi. Love the shirt. Were they? All of them.

Okay. Including your wife. Are you announced that? Don's married. Oh yeah, big announcement. Look, Fair Harbor, you might think, oh, you know, just swimwear, right? Swim trunks. And you also have the swim trunks.

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We're going to reveal this is in Poland, correct? I'm American, so I don't know. Well, Randy, you're a. You're Polish. Can you verify what the tweets? You're a poll. I'm American. What is the tweet set?

Let's see what it says here. It says, rate this translation. So I'll let you know. It says in Poland, some wild boars sneaked into a neighborhood and ended up being chased off by a robot. Dylan, they sneaked into a neighborhood. These are healthy hogs, man. These are big boys. There aren't 30 to 50 of them.

At least that we can see in frame here, maybe they're around the corner making their way through this neighborhood in Poland. But what's interesting is what happens next. It may shock you. It may shock you. All right, here we go. Okay, they're kind of, they're scampering. You're scared of, oh, here we go. It's a robot got a backpack out too.

Never run in a backpack. It's the most awkward you can look. That thing's flopping up and down. Dude, I'm getting the ick watching this robot run with a backpack on. It's chasing them those hogs, though. It's chasing the hogs out of town. The problem with running with a backpack is you can feel it bounce up and down so you'll inevitably grab the straps and pull them up and forward to keep it, but you still, and you look even worse.

Possible to look dope running in a backpack. It's a, it's like sitting on a bar stools tool with your feet dangling off and they can't reach the floor. Same thing. By the way, those hogs, once they realize that this thing is not a threat, they're going to just dismantle that thing and eat it. And you'll never, you'll never see a single piece of that thing again. It's funny if the hog just trucked this thing. Why does he wait by? Because his job's complete. He's waiting on bye by to him. He's got respect.

Something you don't got. You had no respect for the hogs. The hog, no, this podcast is a respecter of hog. That's a... A lot of people don't realize the hog problems worldwide. It's not just a deep south thing. It's not just a Texas thing. I wouldn't think Poland has a hog problem, but I don't know much about Poland.

I don't know if that's a wave. that might be like... Is he given in the finger? Maybe like a victory. Like, yeah, I chased him off. That's what it looks like to me. Could be something else. What's in that backpack?

I want to know, like snacks or something? Probably cares. That arm needs a little more bend for my life. WD40? Circuits and whatnot. I don't know. In Poland, you're going to make that joke for a Polish robot? Okay.

What's in that backpack, Dave? What in the world is in that bag? What's he got? Ludicrous. In the robot? backpack? Yeah. Probably hard drives. I bet he's got ROM, a hard drive. I bet he's got a can of WD. 40. He's got Randy's like loud ass clanky keyboard. Probably some rubbers. And some robot condoms. Yeah. Oh man. That's not, that's an alien. Casey, in case what, finds another robot.

Casey gets a whole one of them hogs. Okay. That's disgusting, dude. You're disgusting. He puts it over his robot arm. What are you doing? His thin little robot arm, and he... He does what, David? What? He checks his...

No, he checks his prostate? He checks his oil. No, I don't know what he did. Yeah, that's his job. It's disgusting. Prostate exams of the hogs. That's the name of this show today. Prostate exam for the hogs.

That's so stupid. I hate it. Okay, I don't know what's in the backpack. What do you... I just wonder why he has a backpack on it. Somebody didn't close the curtain today. Did it like his math book? You didn't shut the door.

You did. You were last day. You sat down as we were going live. Well, I'm not the one he started the show early. There's vision. You got caught in 4K. Sorry our producers got his head up his ass. I started literally on time today.

Our producers got his head up his Polish hog's ass. I don't know if these cameras have 4K, but you got caught in whatever the... Yeah. Contented 80Kee. Whatever the clarity is. We know they got wires. Yeah, that's true. Fucking Randy.

Won't do shit about it. I wasn't the last. one in and close the door when you sat down as you know it's kind of nice I got something to look at other than Randy's dumb face you can look at his dumb face over there this face isn't that dumb it's not that dumb your face there's just something look at he's backed in a corner and now he's lashing out I'm not backed into a corner it's just there's something about when a Polish story comes up Randy gets all like yeah I know dude so we get it man these are my people I literally said that I'm American y'all But these are my real people. They called me the hammer. Did you see the Polish people that cosplay as Americans in like like trailer park? No. Yeah, I've seen that.

There's a group of like Polish people that do that. Yeah. Just making fun of us? Not me. I think just trying to live the lifestyle. Oh. Totally like a bit. No.

There's like a pretty big Japanese Texas bar in Tokyo where there's like two stepping and they get low and stuff. Where's like a Poland. and all this. Just talking about, you know, cosplay as Americans. Other nations do it. Dude,

we're still, we're still the shining city on a hill. Like Mr. Reagan said, we're still, we're still the ones people want to emulate. They're probably going to start

doing podcasts next. Probably going to start developing AI tools and leveraging them. Uh-huh. It's changing everything, man. It is.

I wonder if these robots run on AI. Very interested. Do you think they have a Mac Mini? There's a Mac Mini in the backpack. That's what it's running off of, yeah. The joke for three. Do you think they use co-pilot?

Joke for four, I guess. No, I don't think so. Is it the Google one? No, it's Microsoft. Jiminize Google. Yeah. You think that has McAfee Antivirus on it? There's so many of them now.

Yeah, it's changing everything. Should we do one? What would we call it? Old Gene? Jeannie. They spelled G-E-N. And then dash. Dash.

I mean, that's, we could do worse than that, for sure. It's not bad. Yeah, it's not bad at all. Wash Jeannie. We should, we should create one and then, like, leverage it to figure out the best names for it. Oh, my God. That's so good. What would be, like, the top?

Name yourself. Spreadsheet. Make a spreadsheet and, like, give us the top 40 names. God, that's so good. It's great. Yeah. What's the last thing he leveraged AI tools for? In your personal life.

Doing travel for Europe. Okay. This guy's traveling. Going to London town. It's just called London. No. That's not what Cloud said. I used it recently.

I did. I leveraged it recently. I was trying to create the perfect batting order for our T-ball team. I got all of the kids' social security numbers. Did you type in their- Punched in it. Getting their war in? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. We got some work to do. Yeah. You thought that was a segue into the next segment, didn't you? It would have been. However, I still, I just want to make note that that is not a, the hog chasing plan that they've done there is not, it's not sustainable. You could just get anything to.

have run after them. Like, it's more cost efficient to have a human. Just run after me. Yeah, get out of here. You made me think about this. Like, are we going to have robot scarecrowes now? I'm going to go out of the LEM. That's pretty much what it was. I'm going to go out of land and say that this robot's purpose is not entirely chasing hogs out of town. I think it probably does other stuff.

But I could be wrong. This might be the hog robot. I don't know. That's the robot. That's the generic robot you see now, like, everywhere. Except for China, who seems to have, like, better ones. Is this the one that they beat the shit out of and it keeps getting up on? This is the one that Kyrie shoves. No, yeah, okay, I was good. That's the Boston Dynamics robot.

That's a different robot. Why do they keep beating the shit out of that thing? It's funny as fuck. I can't feel anything. He has no emotion. Good. Beat the shit out of it. But you still feel bad for it, even though.

Bye, Felicia. You still feel bad for it, right? No. No, the moment we start catching feelings is the moment it's over. They kick it, like they kick it down. It gets up and then you just fucking, you just fucking give it a right cross and it drops again. It's like, what do we... Dylan's gonna fall in love the robots.

Are you pay, pagan robots? Are you gonna fall in love with the robot? Like, do we need robots that can take a punch? I mean, is that part of the thing? No. Yeah. I'm sure the, I'm sure the Pentagon is working on those. They're designing these things that are like,

at some point someone's gonna beat the shit out of the sex. We gotta make it. Hey, look straight up, these robots have no chin. These robots cannot take a punch. We need to make it a little bit more resilient in a fist fight just in case someone squares up with it. Yeah, what if a hog tries going after it? Nees to be able to defend itself.

Those hogs would have that thing down in seconds, and they would dismantle it. Those hogs would be anything. That thing where it sparks will be going everywhere. They'll just be pulling apart lim by limb. Dude, it creates a super hog? What if a chimpanzee got a hold of one of those things? What if a hog or the robot?

It starts plucking shit. Who hog versus chimp? Just starts plugging shit or plucking shit off with it. Okay, two ways we can go here. We should probably go both. Hog versus Chimp is a fight that is just ugly. No, it's not. It's still ugly. You don't think it's ugly?

That hog's getting work, Doug. I don't know. I'm not saying the hog wins, but that's ugly. It's ugly. That hog, think about the sounds that thing's going to make as it's getting its little tail going to winked off. How nasty do hogs get when they're like in attack mode? Pretty nasty.

Oh, y'all didn't watch that movie with Rachel McAdams where they're stranded on that island. Mean girls? No She She gets A hug Goes after her

And it's fucking nasty You sent me something about Rachel I love Rachel Star Hog What movie are you talking about? What's it called Rachel McAdams

The notebook This is a new movie y'all Game Night Ooh new segment This is a new movie y'all That's what yesterday was of Project Hell Mary. Dillon's Entertainment Corner.

Send help. Send help. Are you okay? That's the name of the movie. Oh. It's good. Y'all should see it. It's a good movie.

I'm all right. I got to see Shrek apparently. Dog, it's good. You don't know shit about good movies. What were we just talking? What was the other one? So Hog versus that and then Hogg, no, Chimp versus Robots.

Yeah. Yes. What if we went? They're going through that backpack. Dude, the chimp, the chimp comes out of the fight, like Bionic. They're going to eat the snacks out of that backpack. Android chimp?

The chimp turns around and it's got like, it's got like Robocot Cobb helmet and you're like, oh no. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. That thing's a little. That's a sick.

Write that movie. That thing's a little robot wieners just, it's in a tree somewhere, you know. Yeah. I don't think these robots have wieners. Yeah, they do. Yeah, because it got plucked off by the chimp hands. You think they're eunuchs? You think we use our resources and didn't give the robots?

I don't know. Dylan's trying to fall in love with them. It's got rubber in his backpack. That's true. Dave did say. I don't know. Dylan said it first.

I just saw it. So this is the dumbest conversation. Well, why'd you, you're the one who introed the show. This is your show. This is my show, man. You set the tone today. Yeah.

And this is where we went. Oh, sheesh. That the chimp, like, has, like, a little piece of, like, the robot metal around its neck as, like, a trophy. Like a little, like, a little, like, a little uh like a little circuit board or like a little yeah little memory card or whatever he's got his guts just which much of wires just fucking hanging off it was like just draped around his neck that's sick sparking and shit yeah god's awesome chimps prevail what's their deal chips or robots

chips man they're nasty they're just strong stronger than you but they also have a a bloodthirst Yeah, there's a, there's a love for blood that Maybe then the they They put off the thursday for a blood vibe That Tornaga and his Man to the Yerzoo province that Torana doesn't really like I don't understand why you and Will It's a funny meme from the boys over at Oysters, clams and cockles

But it gets so much play on this up this show That meme is a made, that's a big meme. It's a big meme. They're big memes. He's a big, big memes. It's also comforting. Because that was a great time of my life when I was watching it. I can remember just cuddling up under my Lola blanket and watching that show.

I was with you, remember? Yeah. I had the extra large blanket, that big boy one. Lola blankets, man. They're the best. It's part of my wind-down ritual. I'm a blanket guy, straight up. They're so freaking common.

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I don't know what's going on here. All I know is I'm a consumer of content of, I believe, both of these outlets. So this hit my T.O. last night, and I was enthralled for a good five minutes reading through it because it's, it's fucking, it's kind of nasty. Anyway, so Shannon Terry, who I believe is the owner of On 3, like the merger on 3, 247. He's like the guy. He's been doing this for- Another name. Been doing this for decades, okay? Guy for what?

Recruiting. Sorry, they're recruiting industry. So high school recruiting also portal stuff. They cover football from high school to college. It's a big industry. A lot of people, myself included, I like to read about this stuff. and so Shannon Terry they after the merger they've been doing a lot of hiring and they are announced he's announcing the hiring of some dude named Carter Carrels carrels not sure how you say it and he tweeted he said recruited Carter Corells to come to on three for almost five years he finally said yes perfect fit and very excited about this edition and what we are doing in the A&M market Texas A&M But this coward won't talk about the baseball series.

Seizade. NIM. We got recruiting going, well. Which one of these outlets is the little brother? Seriously, which one is the little brother? Is there one that's bigger? I would say that Shannon Terry is the name I know. How about Chili Fest?

Check out these Greek organizations. Sorry, good. Which fret had the best set up? So this tweet that I just read was quote tweeted by a dude named Taylor Ham. Okay. Taylor Ham and the name rings a bell. I've seen his stuff around, but he is a former writer, reporter from, it's one of the A&M sites. Is he from Fort Stockton by any chance?

Never mind. Joke for by me and you after the show. Okay. So for now it's a joke for just one. It's a joke for me. And if he's listening, he's getting a kick out of that. Taylor Ham quote tweets it and said, stop. Beat riders don't move the needle. Carter is decent at what he does, but how is he doing anything different than Texag's interns? Texag is another one of these websites that covers this shit. I know it well. Fans don't care about press conference access. They get that for free. No value added.

Damn. Like, okay. Which is just a mean thing to say. Someone got a new job. A mean thing. What's the point, right? I don't ever want to be said I'm decent at what I do. I would rather be bad at what I do the decent. So Taylor Ham used to work under this umbrella, and he worked for Shannon Terry. Ah, this makes sense. And so Shannon Terry replies to him and says, in 30 years in this biz, and maybe 500 hires along the way, you are both the shortest and worst human. And that's a hell of a combo. Putting down up here will not make you taller, do better. Okay.

I have a problem. That's a mean thing to say. The bringing up him being short I have a problem with because come on. That's just such low hanging, cheap fruit to go after. Literally.

And he can't, he can't, I mean, short people, they can't help that they're short. I'm sorry we're doing this segment with you in here, buddy.

They can't help with their short. Well, you got your boots on today looking all scrumdilely. I think that's pretty fucked up. Lord of mercy, Dave, it's got his cowboy boots on.

It doesn't stop there. This is mean. This is the meanest interaction I've seen. It's so mean. This is really, reserve for politics, not high school recruiting. What's going on? Taylor Ham replies to Shannon Terry, and he says, let's get something straight. Carter is not a peer. You literally named me the MVP of the company my first year at 247 sports. Nobody does that. You never believed in the Texas A&M market.

Shannon, you're a fraud. You went behind my back to make a deal. You know who isn't tall? Your oldest son, bitch boy okay his oldest son is named bitch boy i think he's saying his oldest son is short okay that makes more sense this is you can't name your kid bitch boy no um that's so mean it is so mean why did you bring the kids into it um he hold on he says something oh wait a minute come on no oh no oh no pictures okay um Um, he says something else really mean. I'm trying to, I'm going to dig through. This is very, this sounds personal.

So wait, am I, am I, am I, I, I'm reading into this. Maybe you know better. I'm assuming Taylor wanted to get into the A&M market or was let go because that was his specialty and it was like, this isn't your thing? Or way in a market doesn't need all these. I don't know the backstory there. Okay. Another guy chimes in.

His name is E.J. Holland. And he also works for On 3. so he works under the shanitary parent company. And he said, is the cool cleaning, sorry, is the pool cleaning biz still treating you well, my guy? Taylor responds to E.J. Holland and says, and this is super fucking mean too. Pizza boy.

I have a family, house, and career you jerk off about. I'm everything you envy. You're nothing. You're on how many different teams now? Making like 80K to chase kids around. for recruiting info at close to 40? L.O.L.L. fucking loser. Who said this, Taylor?

Taylor said this. Taylor apparently is just a fucking dickhead. But the other guys are not exactly, you know, being professional about this. Who would take 80K to go work in the recruiting game? Absolutely. Like, that's a... E.J. Holland responds to that one.

He says, I'm glad you're doing well after your wife left you. Oh, fuck. You lost your job. Jesus. You lost your job and you were forced to become a pool boy. Okay, dude, no, you should And then, with some exceptions, you should not Then take fun of how a man

feeds his family. Taylor posts a picture of a young lady. Oh, God. Don't, I don't know. Which, who I assume is E.J. Holland's wife. And he said, one out of ten, vomit face emoji. That's fucking, that's so, that's really neat. Dude, this is so ugly.

Boy. Okay. Making fun of someone for being shing. short, I think is super fucked up. That set the tone for the discussion. I think even more fucked up is when you bring in someone's livelihood, when you make fun of someone's job and how much money they make, I think is one of the lowest form of insult you can you can throw at somebody. I think it's really fucked up, super personal to like make that information. I don't know what even if you make 80K. I don't discuss my finances publicly. But that's just a really fucked up thing to do. When you have,

But when you have, like if you're more successful with someone than someone and you make fun of them for being like less successful, that is really fucking sorry. And I hate people who do that. Yeah. It's like how Scott Van Pelt when he was making fun of us. I'm a lot of tell us. How long we try to give him a job here? We're going to give him 100% equity. And he was just like what?

He's like, dude, hell no. And we're like, why? He's like, I make more money than you guys. We're like, okay. He's like, seriously, what, what the fuck is y'all? Why would y'all waste my time with this? He's like, dude, I make more than you guys all do combined. We're like, yeah, that's true.

You would think you'd be a great value ad. We really admire your work. And he goes, yeah, dude, I'll sign it. And we're like, oh, fuck, he's going to sign it. And he goes, here, I'll mail it to you. And we got it in the mail. It was just covered his piss. only and he said hey get a black light and we're like okay and we got a black light and put it over

the contract and it just said fuck you and piss that so he didn't sign with all that happened dude this is so ugly man don't make fun of someone's life who's the worst person in this it's taylor it's taylor but who is the pool boy taylor say making fun of him for having a clean pools when he lost his job yeah but apparently apparently he's doing really well according to him and uh he has a life that this guy jerks off to. Dude, don't be jerking off to my life. I don't want any of you all at home to ever do that. You know whose name you won't find in this kerfuffle?

I don't even want to bring him up. I don't want him to be associated with any of this. Mike, Mike broach is above it. Because he's the best in the biz. He's not going to get in there and mix it up. He's the best in the biz. He's the best in the biz.

And he's our fucking dog. This is fucking sorry, man. I hate it. Hey, let's just, I like, I like reading it. Let's cold call Mike and be like, like, Hey, dude, this is live, dude. What do you think about this? Yeah.

And he's like, I wish you guys hadn't a done this. Yeah, I'm going to go. He's like, I have a career. Taylor Ham, the worst human among the 500 hires that Shannon Terry has made throughout the years. And short. Apparently. To call out his son. How old is his son?

I don't know. I was just looking up. I think he's old. I think he's old and he's like working for him. I don't know. Posted a picture of that dude's wife. said one out of ten she's not a one out of ten

for the record that was a good that was a good uh producer's discretion yeah thanks I'm sure you would have to have downloaded it and run it through Adobe and then put it up but here you want me go put it up no don't put the picture the guy's wife up no not the guy I was even paying attention

I was trying to find this guy's son I found you don't have to I was trying to see if they were like what that joke was about but I don't think it was just short joke too it's a competitive industry it's kind of ugly It sounds ugly. Yeah, this is definitely not the first dust up among writers and different websites.

They like to go at each other. They like to be first breaking the story. You know, the best way to be first is to have an affair with a coach. Right. That is good. Allegedly. When beat writers are like cover a story and are like first to cover or like breaking and then someone else covers it and they're like,

was first. Like, when they, when they, when they, when they, when they go public about who was first to a story, I just want to pass this note along from all the, all the consumers of that content. We don't fucking care. We don't care who was first. We care that the information is correct. I don't care. If there's somebody who's consistently first, I'm trying, I'm trying to think here.

I'll tell you what I don't care about being first in draft picks. people who leak draft picks where it's like you know it's shams has got oh fuck they're taking so and so

yeah and it's like two seconds right before like they actually put the pick in yeah I don't care about that I don't care about that

just get the information correct that's what I care about I like if I'm like oh that guy's got a source in there and like I can trust it but yeah yeah the first thing is I don't know our people are pulling up pictures

of Taylor's wife posting them I'll tell you right now, I'll never be first about breaking the news about Tiger getting a car crash. I wouldn't even report on it. I won't even let any of you guys report on it either. Well said, Randy. Yeah, this Taylor Ham guy looks like a total dickweed. A dickweed.

That's one insult you did not see used. He's co-founder of the narrative. He's an A&M guy? I think so. Or he covers A&M. I don't know if he's a guy. Yeah, I think so. Man, the discourse has gotten a little out of the narrative.

control. Yeah. We got hogs in Poland. He also quote tweeted some other writer whose account appears to be suspended. I don't know. We may have missed. We may have missed. You know how hard it is to get suspended. We may have missed a fucking new there. I don't know what. I would love to know where that went. Did he like, did he like post his, post his address? And I don't know. He said, Mr. Netanyahu, this man is developing. This man is enriching uranium. Mm-hmm. That's a frequent Twitter bit these days. I've been seeing that a lot on Instagram, too. Damn.

We should start beefing with another podcast. We've been talking about it for a while. I don't want to beef with recruiting guys. That's all I want to say. No, no. I was thinking about what if we, I kind of miss the, what, chaos guys?

Should we talk shit about them? We've talked about that. Back in the day, we said we were going to start a fake beef with the brunch guys now the what chaos guys. We need to make it real. Yeah. Just so like, Talk to us again.

I haven't talked to them. They're all busy like, oh, the playoffs are coming up. The Stanley Cuff playoffs. Okay. Yeah, they are coming up. They should have me on. I'm doing quite well with my Jersey mic picks. You know what?

I could see them having you on. They should have you on and then we'll get mad about it. They'll just have me on to just sit next to Philip Forsberg. And I'll say nothing. I'll just be sitting right next to him and looking exactly like him. Exactly is a little. I've never looked at someone before I've been like

that is a person I look like the most Do you want to put up the picture Have you seen them I've been sharing this I normally don't share people who look like me Oh fuck my pest guys Get into my house in 60 minutes But this is a good one

And I should send it to you Doan you saw it in the lutes text the other day The caddy Oh yeah Who looks like priest dashed me Yeah send this to me All right I'm gonna pull it up But while I do that, I want to talk about Squarespace.

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All right. While you're bringing that up, I'll just put some of these photos up of Phil, of good old Phil. I mean, I think it looks a lot like me. I think you look more like the skateboard man from Clueless. You think, like, Breck and Meyer? Breck and Meyer, dude. No, you're Scott Kahn to me. You don't always be Scott Kahn.

Scott Kahn specifically and gone in 60 seconds. Want Kahn? I never saw the Scott Kahn thing. It's just the hair. Randy, do you want, you? You're Scott Kahn, dog. The joke for just you and me, I think, Dave. I just, I just, I just sent it.

I don't know. Yeah, okay, that's a good one. I could, uh, that he's got a great hairline too. That full head, that even the side slick back as well. Yeah, it's a little bit better than Randy's. Well, Randy, Randy fades his in. You could do that. What if I, if I did the handle large?

That's going to be me in about a year if this deal that Brett's... Can we talk about it, please? No. Why not? Because it's not going to happen. Dude, they're not going to do it. I think it could happen. You got to...

Tease it. Give him a tease while Randy's pulling up the picture, I sent him. All right. An opportunity may have presented itself for Dave to take a little trip over to Turkey. Yes. And you know what that means. Oh my God. This is you, Dave. This is weird. You still got your fucking. This is so you. Yeah. That's shit. That's Grand X me. That's freshly shaved, Dave.

That's Grand X, Dave. That's Grand X, Dave. Yeah. like that's like your old Instagram avatar you because you have like the sunglasses on too yeah this is weird

who's the golfer uh I don't know that's Dave dude that's a young Dave I love how that cat he's just posted off that's Dave who

I got a better I got a no offense to this guy but this guy's got a little bit of a I've got a better chin like he's got a little bit you got a better chin he's not as I work hard for this chin

he's straight up mogging right now though is he the way he's kind of just posted up like he's standing guard he's got that secret secret service stance going he does doesn't he

I'm scrolling back to find some photos of Dave on your Instagram I mean this is this is you I yeah this is Dave at the

the Marriott or the San Antonio he's putting a vibe out. Don't induce. God, what are those trunks? This is a clearly not fair harbor. Dude, I wouldn't be cut dead.

It literally could be me. I mean, I think it is you. It's a good call. It's a good call. Okay. Underrated costume, by the way. Where do we go from here? I want to shout out the,

I want to shout out the T-ball team. Got a dub last night. Let's go, dude. So, a great baseball game. Like, one that, like,

people are going to remember. Yeah. People who were there. Shout to my wife for, she stayed home with the baby. She was watching these two. She was watching it on the live stream. You know,

they live-changer? Yeah. They put a little GoPro or something up there. It's actually not bad. We use game changer, but no one does the video component. You can stream a T-ball game. I need to get it to my parents. I don't know why we haven't thought of that.

Anyway, it started out. So we let off. We were the away team. And it didn't start out great. A couple guys ran through second, got tagged out, and we got, we went, we went like three out, or three outs, didn't score a run. And that's not a good sign in T-ball. No. For five and six-year-olds, because here's the deal.

Because they can't make plays in the field. They can't, yeah. Typically how this works is it comes down to outs because both teams are just going to run max each inning. And it's like, all right, who got the most outs? But we got our most outs lost. We got 12 outs. Whoa. How?

It was just two evenly matched teams skill-wise. and like their kids were. I mean, are people, are the kids making throws to first base? Like, it was a lot of ground balls and like, run, like pitcher gets it.

So here's the key. And this is what I'm getting to. So Rhodes. So they scored two in the bottom of the first. And so it's like two nothing or something, right? We're like, okay. And then we maxed out each inning. And but we got some outs.

And it comes down to, I don't know how the math is, is mathing, make it make sense. but comes down to the bottom of the fourth. And I hadn't been tracking the score like super closely. Like nobody really, it's T-ball, right? But it would be cool if they could win a, like they hadn't won a game this year. They've tied everyone, but keep losing on a tie-break.

It would be cool to tell Rhodes. Like, dude, I won. So I'm like, okay, we got to just keep them from maxing out here. And I think we're going to be, we're going to tie this thing. But if they score five runs or four or five runs, whatever, they're going to win. And I see who the pitcher is, and it's Rhodes. I looked at the shit. Oh, fuck.

He's pitcher. Why does that matter? Because at that level, they get 70% of the ground balls. Against this team, it felt like eight out of ten balls are going back up. And they're not even like, a lot of them are hard shots, but they're just going right back up the middle. At the coach pitch level, the coaches will just put their best fielder at pitcher. So you can't. They get all the action.

And in this league, I think, I'm sure everybody's doing this, but I don't know, but you have to rotate. You don't have like an all-time pitcher. Like every kid has to play different positions. And I'm like, oh, my God, he's pitcher and he's going to have like all the opportunities. And I'm like, that would be awesome. Get some outs. They hit some. So like first couple balls come back to him.

The kids are fast. He tries to run them down at first. Makes the throw. Makes the right play. But of course, it's T-ball. Very few teams have a pitcher to first throw-and-catch connection. Right. You might see that once a game, if that.

We're like, oh, great play. That was the right play, buddy. So they get them loaded up. And then they start hitting them back to them, like hard shots, fields them, runs straight home with it, tags home play. Gets one out. Then this is where it gets controversial. I was telling you about this earlier.

I've never seen this. they have a kid go up and hit a ball and it's close play at first, but he's safe. Problem is he threw his bat. I didn't notice it. I'm probably like called him out because he threw his bat. And I was like, oh, my God, I've never seen that call. We've gotten warned for that before.

And it's not like the kids are like pimping it and like bat flipping. It's like they're just like not thinking. Called them out. And I was like, oh no. And they start scoring, they score some more runs. they hit some balls out of the infield. They had some good hitters. And then it comes down to like this kid hits it to Rhodes

and like a close play at the plate gets them out. I'm like, but it's not like nobody really knew the score. It's not like they put up like a scoreboard or anything. And so we're, oh, great job, buddy. And like we're all thinking like, do we, what happened there? Everybody's looking around. Like the kids have no clue. And like some of the dads are like, I think we want.

And I'm like, dude, we want. It was great. It was great. That's awesome. Yeah, Roads was like, I was like, buddy, that was his first time getting people out too, which was huge. I've been waiting for that. Because I want him to love defense as much as he loves hitting. Yeah.

I think Park is starting to like playing outfield a lot. At this level, he gets more action out there. He's doing pretty well. The field is so close to where we are. I want to go catch a, I'll take Parks over there. We'll go catch a little roadie action. Well, don't worry. We have three more games this week because we're working in some make-up games.

We've got Thursday and then two this weekend. Oh, nice. Did you take him to Dairy Queen afterwards? No, he wanted a snow cone and the snow cone thing was closed. And I was like, he was kind of dejected. I was like, buddy, you just had a great game. You got a game Saturday? I think so.

All right. We might come through. Yeah. It's, dude, it's fun. I mean, it's T-ball. But it's still pretty fun. So shout out to the Cubbies, getting that dub. Shout out to the Cobbies.

Win column. Winkle. Hello. I'm so ready, like selfishly for him to be able to, like, throw in, or mainly catch, he can already throw, just so we can go out back and toss. Like, that's all I want to do. Because I like throwing in catching. It's fun as hell.

When I'm out there warming up the kids, it's like my favorite thing to do. It's so fun. It is. It's so fun. But a T-ball, you just got to, like, you know, you can't really hum it in there, too. No, no. Every ball has got to be, like, lofted in. And Parks's age is.

It gets more fun when they get more capable. I think Rhodes can be disappointed when the scandal comes out that you paid that ump to throw that kid out. Dude, I was, like, their first base coach, the dad was like right there. And I kind of, we like looked each other. I was like, ooh, it's tough. I don't really know why that, that was weird. There's this girl in Parks' League that has been on Parks' team twice,

and she throws the bat every single time. It just, like, like, smacks a. against the fence. It's so funny. They shouldn't be paying in that league. Ompire's like, you can't do that. That's a warning. That's a shitty Trump. She does it like every single time. It's so funny. Is she good? Yeah, she's not bad.

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It has no place in our game. It doesn't reflect their respect and appreciation I have for the Masters, the patrons, tournament officials, and golf fans around the world. Signed, Serge. Has he had a good round there since he, like, are a good tournament since he won? It feels like he's not at all. No, I don't think so. And that was like 2017?

17. How was there? Oh, I was going to the Masters. Well, I miss it. What do you do? Did he wear, like, a big lock hat that said, like, Ike's Pond or something like that? People were mad about it. Yeah.

Yeah, that's what he did. It was sad. He's unbecoming. He hit a drive that really wasn't even that bad and slammed it down twice and then finished a driver off over a Yeti cooler next to the T-box. He snapped his driver. Oh, he finished it off, huh? Yeah.

He wasn't finished beating the shit out of it. So he had to play the rest of the round. That was like on the second hole, right? I don't know. He played the rest of the three-well. I don't remember. Which is sick. I need to see what he did the rest of that round.

That's your you interviewed him on a boat I did yeah I talked to a little bit about that yesterday Dylan got to see him win the masters He's got some twat in him He's sneaky Longhorn He doesn't live in He's married to one

He's Longhorn He's Longhorn Yeah he'll see him in a football game You will And everybody's like Oh dude there's Sergio And you gotta pretend like you don't Remember all the shit stuff he did

Yeah Like yeah dude for sure Speaking of golf New movie coming out which is basically about Austin Muni Golf Course Lions, and it's called The Long Shot. And I believe it was even filmed at the golf course, at Lions, right? Is that Reggie Bush?

Yeah. It is Reggie Bush. And of course, my friend, Annie, Annie, who. Adrian Policki. She goes by Annie, IRL. Name dropping over here. Yeah, she's in it. She goes by Annie.

Good for her. I don't know. I mean, the trailer's like two, I don't know if you don't watch the trailer. I don't know if you don't watch a trailer. Annie Policki, where would I know her from? I'm new here. She was in Marvel's Agents of Shield. Friday Night Lights, the television show. Oh, okay. Tyra.

Yeah, that's right. She was early on in Supernatural. She was Sam's girlfriend that dies. Smallville. Spoiler alert, you freak. It's literally like the first like five episodes. I guess the guy in Smallville dies. She's in Smallville.

That's Smallville. She's a natural. She's in Smallville. But yeah. David and I were talking, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But she's in Simpson. Okay.

I've watched the trailer. It's given off kind of a dodgeball, caddy shack, tin cup, every man vibe. Here's the thing. I don't know if I... The Toranawa and his men don't really like. It didn't do so much for me. We're like, oh, I can't wait to see this.

But two things that I do like... that it has going is that it's a comedy movie that I feel like we don't get that many comedies anymore yeah you can't make them Dylan's always saying don't's like you can't make comedies anymore comedy's illegal yeah you can't even man everything's woke hey I bet we can get her in here if y'all want to do the podcast no just to hang out yes to the podcast you dumbass and then I also like that it's filmed in Austin or at least being able to get to see awesome stuff right tell our fridge is fully stocked we got a lot of Bev's here I mean, like a crazy amount of Beths.

Like, you would not believe the amount of Guinness we have. When this movie comes out, maybe I'll, I'll drop a line. Yeah, I'm sure you'll do more to drop it. 40% off. Took a fucking deal. To go fucking deal. We just did this read. This is now two golf movies.

We should gift her a Lola Blanket. Now two golf movies that Reggie Bush is in. Boys, yeah, they're happy. Happy Gilmore, too, yeah. What's going on there? Is he moved into the golf space online like many ex-athletes? Something like that. I welcome it.

You think Brooks and Bryson are kind of coming in and do their amazing acting? No. So bad, wasn't it? Who was it Justin Rose? There was someone that was really bad acting. It was Brooks. But it was Brooks Capco. I'm thinking specifically at the dinner.

It was probably Brooks. Brooks, they intentionally gave him zero line. because they knew that he couldn't handle it. Yeah, that wouldn't be me. You know I can handle more than zero lines. Yeah, you too, man. 40% off. 40% off.

I got a bag, it was 40% off, dude. Dude, imagine if this movie, imagine if she came through. We thought the back. I'm excited to see what they show of Austin. Yeah, you know. Is this going to be in theaters? I seriously doubt.

I doubt it. You think it'll be the IMAX? It looks fairly low budget. I mean, it's got some names in it. some names. We should go see it at the IMAX and get there right before it starts and sit in the front row.

I don't think this one's going to IMAX, Dave. Yeah, we saw the Mario movie at the IMAX and we took a ton of shrooms, but we also brought the bag. So, like, there's a couple scenes where they break out in the song, so we were like, that was our chance to break out the bag.

So we broke out the bag. And, dude, I started tweaking. I started going crazy. So I had to call up a, I did call up a pledge to come give me. And I said, when you get here, I want you to have like a whole bottle of Xanax. And he brought it.

And dude, I took, I swear to God, I took three, which I even looked to see how many MGs they were. And, uh, yeah, I slept for 72 hours. You need to fucking calm down. Yeah, no, seriously, my dad took me out of school. I'm in rehab. That sounds like the right move. That's why I'm on a Zoom call right now. They give me 45 minutes to make calls.

Someone, someone said, oh, I'm going to say this to Brad as soon as we got there. So golf out cold Yeah That's a good call Yeah good that's a good point My dad's got a house and val We never really liked out cold We related more to like the

The PE company that was doing the roll up Yeah During giant tsunami you guys were more for the skiers Yeah I didn't get it It was like wait Why are they the bad guys here I never understood it I'm interested

If we watch We'll watch. Definitely going to watch her on. Definitely going to watch it. We'll get her on. Would it be one of those things where you're not allowed to ask about Friday Night Lights? Uh, no. She's, she likes talking about it.

Yeah. She's got a, one of, there's a, like, a guest room in her home that's like, all Friday Night Lights stuff on the wall, shit. This guy. She gave us the tour. So is this at Lions? Yeah. No. No, it is, dude.

This isn't. The golf, the golf scenes are. golf scenes are. Is it? Yeah. It's very, yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Whatever. Yeah, let's get her on. I'll watch it. Maybe you're going to ask her if you get her in here. Exactly. Exactly. I could talk to her about Marvel's agents of shield and supernatural. What movie?

Marvel's, Marvel agents of shield. You say it so fast. You say it so fast. What was a shield? Marvel agents of shield was cable. TV show for like, it was part of the MCU. It wasn't like a Disney Plus show, but it was... Was it good?

If you remember the Shield agent in the Avengers that dies and like... Michael Chickles? No, but like they find like the Avenger cards in there. Yeah. It's like he kind of like doesn't actually die and he's just doing... It's kind of like a spy show with him doing... Those dead men ever die.

So they're going through a bunch of stuff. And it was a good show. Okay. All right. Cool, I am. Okay. Cool, well, am. Yeah. Hey, we'll see you later this afternoon. Exactly five minutes. Bye. Exactly five minutes. Bye.

Good ending. Bye. Good ending. Bye.